Rivers are high, temps are warm, and school's almost out!! 2 Friday. May 26. 19 9 EXPONENT
Join the Guardians
is a 1emporary name for a proposed organ1zat1on ol ~ ru About tw ent~ years ago. an articlcenrnlcd "Student A.., If students knew ho\\ exciting, challeng111g. rewarding "The Guardians'" Nigger" was" ntten to describe the parallels between the and 'olidly preparatory for a full and meaningful life their dents, parents.taxpayers and other coocerned citizens who belie\e that students dehumanizing treatment of students and Blacks b) 1hose personal in\'estments toward education could and should 3;"d 1~eir ed u ~a t ion should be the number one priority of educational inst1tu t1ons 10 pracuce. The G~ard1ans is currently envisioned as an orgam1a11on who historical\~ ha\e little respect for themselves or oth be. they would surely be more demanding consumers of a ers. The author of "Student A' Nigger" shov.cd that uni"er~it; ·s services. That students do not demand better whose day·to-day operation would be run by students under the direction of a "board of director .. including students. parents and other concerned c11izens though diffcn:nt 1n degree of O\Crt violence and outv. ard i~ a telling indication that their educations and indiv1dual- mcluding dedicated educators. e\ ii, the a bus~ of Blad.sand students was similar in form 1ties ha\•e been neglected and otherwise abused. Purp?ses and_ objectives of The Guardians are thought of as mcluding a and theme and in undem1ining creativit). grov. th ind1- of the general roles of: v1duahtJ. freedom. and respect for the abusing institu responsible playing I . Ad,·ocate for students and guardian of s1udent rights u ons and ~oc u.:tv If students were truly well-educated they would grow H1ston and c"urrent events show that the abuse of both and be prepared for life to degrees approxima11ng their 2. Champion of a meaningful and quality education. and students 3nd Blad• .:; is. and has been perpetuated b)_ lhe1r own naive ideals. They would be prepared to be ·good" 3. Monitors of the use of precious educational resource We expect that The Guardians "ill: lack of part1c1pat1on m the poY.er ~truc tures that rnllu hw.bands. wi ves. parents. friends, sons. daughtc~. ence their li\es. If a group is excluded from meaningful workers. builders and caretakers of our world and each I. believe that student should be treated fatrl) and "ith the respect that part1c1pat1on in directing and controllingevcnb affecting other. should be afforded to any human being and espec1alh to the prima" customers of educat1onal mstuutions; - - them. tha1 group i.;; abui,ed b) those who do have inslllll And fortunately. 1f a uni,erslly had a well educated l!onal. positional. "official'' power alumni. there would be no cun11nual effort to neecc such 2. find o~t a _co ndition of respect and fairness does not current I) pre\ ail at Student abu1,.c like any otha result of a buse of power an alumm with the idea of their university bu; ing higher man; 1nstnu11ons. f-or example. at M.S. U. students will be found 10 face in this area mcludine their often may be O\ICrt and intentional (e.g. physical 'iolencc or a quality facully. A '~ell educated alumni would know that many ongoing and long-1erm problems ~~ demeaning remark). or abuse b; neglect (e.g. failing to the best tcachc~ arc likely to be those who\\ ill work da) - rude!) b; ;taff and faculty. strive to\\ard meaningful education). No '"bad. mean. e\ ii and mght tor room and board alone 11' quality education - treated - personal!) mtimidated by professor\. villa1mi" are necessary to pcrpctra~c student abuse - 1s a ··real" goal and prionty. - humiliated b) instructors. though omc alwavs arise
John. "e know better family and myself with a special peace attack against the system. O\er which article on ··Yuppie "1 ormons from Consider Jesus John. in closing "'e'd like to stress that I extend to you 1hrough m) lo\!e I ha\'e no control. so all these other Hell" "hich appeared in the May th_at ~·our work has its merib. We gi\'e for you and my prayers. irrate people who are bitchin' and 19th 15i~ue of the Exponent. Kevin. clippings of our column to married moanin' can go to He ll as far as l"m you seem to think that anvone the Kevin Woods. friends \\ho have children. They put Most sincerely yours. concerned. I'm entitled to my slightest bu rntelligcnt IL1 ..• 1hrown Sixteen years ago while in my them in with the household cleaners Gretchen L. opinions. no mailer how skewed they religion out the windO \\ lltmcver, senior vear at MSU. a fellow student under their sinks. In case a child ever may be and I don't ha"e to apologi1e vour opinion has no hading. Facts confrofited me with the message of ingests a noxious agent, your writing P.S.lnc1dentall y.I have no affiliation for that! However. I must reiterate rcak louder than op1111on ..... Jesus Chnst. \.1y religious upbnnging 1s close at h.and to induce vomiting. with Campus Crusade. that I am sorry if l\e caused you any You don't have 10 commit had given me a vague idea of who And the Janitors sometimes forget to personal grief. As for the OTHER 1h:1lectual :-1 :ide to bcllt"\C there is a Jesus was. but by high school I had restock the toilet tissue (although we John Lewis (or some gu tless sli me 1.lJ. Alhert Fin~1e1n :s
The Exponent
Edllor a-.-Maniilff: Ad 1.ay Tltt f:(poMn1 u- 1n 1Mk~nckn1 • .uucknt·•-nutn and $1udml·managtd tr•"S/Mf'tt v.hic-h 11a N1'bluhtd Januao I. 1910,, MontaM Stai.- Lno"'J'Jll.) Bo.ttman. MT. af I roft//flUIUCNI ol t~ "4on1hh ftpoMn1 cstabJIShcd Jancat) I. /89j ~Of'UllOllSUpt'CUl:'dhttrin~not ~r~oftM L'n11trJJI) or .s1uckn1 bod.> 4 11:dav. Mav 26. 1989 EXPONENT Raise the Minimum Wage "The Last Temptation:" ~ by Lane Kirkland, President American Federation of Labor and Congress A Christian's View \ ~ of Industrial Organizations film, did state at the beginning of his movie. "'Thi\ film IS by Ed Hystad bm.ed on the Gospels but is a fictional exploration of not President Bu;h no" has a golden opportuntt) to fulfill hi> campaign pledge to the eternal \ptritual connict." Open your eyes more, for contnbul!ng writer be the ··educauon president,·· and do so without breaking hts other prorni!te to is b&cd on the Gospel accounts and scenes are the movie on taxes. extracted from the Gospels. hold the line There ha~ been quite a stirring contro\.er.i) over the He can accomplish this feat by signing into law the compromise mtn1mum past "eek -.mce the movie "The Last Temptation nf wage increase recently adopted by Congress. Christ·· wa., relca.scd here in Bozeman_ Why ha~ this In addition to easing the plight of America's working poor. who ha"en't had a movie caused so much commotion·: Jesus Christ never had a spiritual raise since 19 I. a minimum wage increase from $3.35 to $4.55 an hour would go Contro,·ers) sells! It works. People arc gullible and a Jong wa) toward helping millions of teenagers and adults pa; their "a) others thrive on 1t. That's what has made the mo\'ie so conflict and never will. The movie through college. popular. Countle s people would not have seen the movie The cutbacks in student financial aid programs during the Reagan years ha'e had 1t not been for the controversy. But why ts it so is totally errant and inaccruate. enhanced the significance of student employment to the point where work is nov. controversial? one of America's foremost tuition-assistance programs. Consequently. the min The concern of many Christians is not that we're afraid imum wage legislation is one of the most imponant education bills that will that it would weaken our faith. but that it would come before the President in this or any year. disillusion the concept of Jesus to the unbelievers. Oddly enough, the fact that many of those who earn the minimum wage arc To continue the controversy, John Markovich \Hotc Jesus Christ never had a spiritual conflict and never teenagers i one of the primary arguments used by the opponents of the increase. t\.\O articles in last Tuesday's paper concerning the movi~ will. The movie is totally errant and inaccurate. The Jesus These young workers, they say, couldn't possibly have any need for the extra and a panel discussion over the movie. This caused more in the movie admitted to lying, Justing, hating and income. stirring from some people, who are disgusted with him. continually asked forgiveness for his sins from other Anyone familiar with the cost of a college education these days knows that His articles and column may be amusing to some, but people. He was confused. He was a coward, and a isn't true. Over the past decade. tuition, fees, and room and board expenses at nevertheless. they appear to be ludicrous, uninformative, hypocrite. These are not valid interpretations of Jesus. private colleges and universities have nearly doubled. Similar costs for higher showing a great lack of jounalistic ability. The Bible clearly states that he never sinned (llCor. 5:2 1. education at public four-year institutions have increased more than 70 percent. I won) be the first to deny that he is of the world. but I Pet. 2:22. I John 3:5). Yet the minimum wage has remained the same. . . won't give him the pleasure by calling him a Satan In Markovich's article, he called Jesus "an While it is a fact that some students come from fam1ltes who are wealth) worshipper, either. He thrives on controversy. He unattainable messianic figure." Hebrews 4: I S.16 states, enough to pay all of their college expenses, the skyrocketing costs associated purposely creates it. He loves to get a rise out of people. .. For we do not have a high priest who is unable to with higher education are leaving an ever-decreasing number of undergraduates He its watching and laughing his foolish head off with sympathize with our weaknesses. but we have one who with this option. delight at how people react to what he has started. has been tempted in every way. just as we are, yet was According to the United States Student Association, about 40 percent of Markovich even stated verbally how he was glad that without sin. Let us then approach the throne of grace to full-time college students are employed, while 90 percent of part-time students something controversial has finally come to MSU. help us in our time in need." Jesus said, .. Greater love has hold jobs. The U.S. Department of Education reports that one out of every five l have not seen the movie. but I have read reviews. no man than this. that a man lay down his life for his pndergraduate students receives no help from either financial rud programs or booklets. pamphlets. and listened to the panel's friends." (John 15: 13) And the Apostle Paul wrote,"But their parents: that is, they rely solely on their own resources to attend college. description of the movie, Monday night. and they are all God demonstrated His love toward us, in that while we Aside from increasing its financial suppon of educauonal progr~~· no consistent with each other. Therefore, I think I can judge were yet si nners. Christ died for us."(Rom. 5:8) Doesn't activity of government could help these students more than ra1smg the minimum on whether or not I need to see the movie. which I don't. this sound at1ainable to you? After all. Jesus calls us his wage. . . For one thing. I don't feel like forking out five bucks o n a friends. Apparently. President Bush doesn~ _see tt that way. By threaten~ng to veto the movie I would not appreciate. I don't even see non Christ knew that he had to die on the cross and was minimum wage bill unless the increase IS reduced by JO cents. he fails to make the controversial fi lms for five dollars. let alone wasung my willing to do so for all. There had to be a perfect. connection bet\\-een the minimum wage and educational opponu_nhy. money on this one. Had anyone paid my way. I may have blameless sacrifice and Jesus became that sacrifice. Not Moreover. the President is insisting that any increase in the minimum wage considered going. But then. I would have done it just to the fickle, confused Jesus in the movie whose only sins he include a provision for a so-<:alled six-month .. training wage ... under which any please mortal man rather than the Sovereign God I serve. could die for was his own. worker staning a new job could be paid at a subminimum rate ofS3.35 an h.our. I don~ think this movie is pleasing to God. thus I do not Do you understand now why Christians arc disturbed Under this svstem. students working their" ay through college would be entitled think my viewing it would please God ei ther. This is what over this movie? We serve a Lord who has always been to earn the higher minimum wage only after they stayed. at one job for a the guy that Markovich referred to as the one .. who stood both God and man. He has always been perfect. not half-year. Those who work. intermlllently. or who s"'.uch jobs several limes. up and said God told him not to see it." actually said. succumbing to temptations or lust. He has always known could end up earning nothing more than the subm1mmum wage throughout Many people say that this 1s just a person's who he is and he has always known his business, even as a their school years. interpretation of Christ. which is an American's right. It's child (Luke 2:41-52). Then someone depicts him as a man Clearly, then, some of the se,erest consequences of the Prrsident's training also an American's right to direct. produce, distribute. with this struggle with himself not wanting to do the will \\age proposal would fall on the very individuals our economic system should be and view the movie. ot to mention that it 1s an of God. That ·s not my idea of Lord. encouraging. . . American's right to protest and question the content of Many people have said that this movie makes people In an era of limited government resources, it would seem that ra1smg the the movie. I am disappointed with the violence and think about Jesus and brings them closer to him. But minimum wage - and raising it for everyone - might be Presid~nt Bush's best vandalism that occurred at some theaters. Bui I do which Jesus does it bring you closer to? The real Jesus available option for the time being if he trul) wants to take that 1mponant first respect what Campus Crusade for Christ did in who is the perfect. sinles Son of God. or the fictional. step toward fulfilling his pledge to be th.e "education president." The lesson of distributing alternative information contrary to what the uninspired interpretation of Jesus depicted in this movie experience. ho\\ever. tells us that campaign prom1s~ ofte_n amount to_less than movie suggests. which is their American right. by worldly men. It 's great that people are thinking of zero after election da) is over. Let's hope the President h\:es up to this one by I do acknowledge that Martin Scorsese. director of the Jesus. but be sure you dwell on the right one. changing his mind ar.d signing the minimum wage bill. 'IOv.. \)oN T 1-\...._-.IL "-N AD\l• ~ll R ' ~ '°:>\~~T.. Q.C.., 'JOU. F\'-\..~O Ou.T ltt( t>oT5 \N 1,.....,c.. \'fY'\ SoRRj SoNN'f ,Bu\ 'iou.Q. Sc.it E...... ,C b f EXPONENT Friday, M ay 26, 1989 5 HEADLINES Mike Royko I first became aware of R. Emmett f yrrell Jr. about 21 \t'ar.., .igo. He was a young man. no1 long out of col lege'. and diffen:nt f u1m mo"t of those v.ho came of age in the 1960s. He v.as a devout con~en.at ~ \C.~ Editor?! fo ~xp re ss his politica_I and !'!OCial views. he !itartc I J ... prightl} one-man is an in Satan maga1me called the American Specta1or. which he publi:,h~d uut of hi!-. home Bloomingwn. Ind. He sent me the maga1ine. and although I didn't agree v.ith mJm of his Andy Ma/by different than most quote-unquote Chrisuans,willnever pO'lllions. I enjoyed reading it. That's because he \\3.S obviously Jn a<.lm1r"erof the be allowed to write for the Exponent. We don't care who great H.L. Mencken. And when he sat down at his typewriter. he <11d the best News Editor they are or what the) have to -.ay. They \\ill never be sit-down imitation of Mencken's style of any writer I've read. printed again. Never Ever. ~t that time. Tyrrell \I.a" something of a lone!) voice from \Of11c\l.hcre tn And while we 're at it. let's strike Calvin and Hobbes Indiana. tweaking most of the prevailing liberal views. from the pages. the personals. 510 N. 18th. and the But even when he tweaked mine, I enj o)ed 11 because he 1,1,as funm. r\nd if "Hello, this is the Exponent." Letters to the Editor. lt"s all a bunch of crap that may there is anything that has alv.ays been in short supply. it is a funny conServauve . .. Who is this Mr. Markovich. anyway?" offend someone. Most of them.such as Pat Buchanan. are as humorous as an unchained pit bull. .. He's one of our writers." Now Tyrrell has come up with one of his funniest ideas ever . .. Who authorized him to print that review?"' He is no longer in Indiana. A few years ago. having become pan of the Ah. yes, finalli a phone call regarding John's revie" of I consider myself a Christian. and I am by no mean!i conservative political majority. he and his maga1ine moved to Washington. The .. The Last Temptation." I knew the calls would come in. making broad generalities that include all Christians. I ex-Hoosier is now prominc;i t in the D.C. political-Journalistic establishment. and as sure as Televangelists are crooks. the phones have my beliefs in God and they are not going to be President Reagan even dined at his home. eegan ringing early Tuesday afternoon. threatened by a movie. Perhaps that's not the reason so And that's who the funny idea is about: R cag~n. considered by Tyrrell to be "Well. he should not be allo-.ed to be printed." many are protesting this film. Some say it is because they one of the greatest presidents in history . .. This paper is a service to students, and students must d~::m't want the conception of God and Jesus to be tar Because ?f this alleged greatness. Tyrrell ha' proposed that Reagan's likeness be aJlowed to v.rite." nished in the eyes of non-believers. be carved into Mount R.ushmore. right up there with George Washington, "Well I'm offended." The closed-mi nded.1-k now-what-is-good-for-a 11- Thomas Jefferson. Abe Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt. .. Then I invite you to write a leuer to the editor and air ~a~ki~d-anitude adopted by our self-righteous 'Chris He has stirred other conservatives into circulating peu11ons and raising funds your views ... uan friends does more to tarnish the image of reliJ?ion for the project. Reception to that idea was skepucal. that any movie ever could! "He hould no longer be printed. That man is a tool of Wake up, people! Get off your high horse and step into the devil. The devil is work mg at that paper." reality! Practice what you preach! Being Bible-thumpers. Yes. folks. Frank Piper a.k.a. Mephistopheles. you should know better than anyone that you have no National Columnist Give me a break! This 1s reality, folks! It's time you power over anybody but yourselves. stan living it. And what was so offensive about the article anyway? Somehow I kne" the review on page 16 would draw Offensiveness is created when narrow-minded people However. 11 doesn't appear that Reagan·s congenial mug will make it to the some controversy.and 1 expected lettets and phone calls refuse to believe that anyone could possibly ever have a South Dakota mountain. to nood the office. And why? difference of opinion with them. Acceptance, folks, The people who run Mount Rushmore point out that if someone starts Because this world is full of narrow-minded, self acceptance. blasting away with dynamite, which would be pan of the sculpting process, parts nghteous people who refuse to believe people should During the time I wrote this, another .call came in. of the other faces might be jarred loose. hold views other than their own. · demanding to know why Markovich, a representative of So while we would wind up with Reagan on Mount Rushmore, it could be at If any of you angry advocates of censorship read past Lucifer, is working here. the sacrifice of Teddy's chin or Honest Abe's nose. second column. you would know that Markovich was "'Frank. scratch Satan from the payroll! We've the But l)rrell has made a counterproposal. He says that Reagan's likeness could merely pointing out a hypothetical situation to spur offended somebody else!" I yelled. "As a matter of fact. be cast 1n cement somewhere else, then nown to the mountain, and son of hung thought on our parts. At least that's what it did for me. lets just pack up and go home. Scratch the Exponent there wit h the others. that's what 11 did for many people. from the budget, because somebody, sometime, will get and I'm no1 sure how you hang a five-story cement face on a mountain. Maybe And who cares about the movie anyway. offended, and we all know that it's our job to please Tyrrell knows somebody who makes 50-foot nails. Or he might be thinking of using a thousand-gallon vat of Krazy Glue. Whatever. this plan also has been rejected on the grounds that there is no more room on Mount Rushmore. Yep. Censorship is the answer. John Markovich, nor anyone Also, some historians suggest that we might wait a few years before deciding how great Reagan really was. I mean, what if some tapes turn up that have the with a point of view different than most quote-unquote Great Communicator saying: "Ollie, just do what Casey says, and remember, if any or this comes out. I didn't know a thing because I was taking a nap ... Christians, will never be allowed to write for the Exponent. However. I don~ thin~ Tyrrell should give up. And for old times' sake -because he sent me his magazine free - I'm going to offer him an alternative And while we're at it, let's strike Calvin and Hobbes, the plan. Why Mount Rushmore. anyway? It's m a part of South Dakota that is personals, and the letters to the editor. nowhere. For that matter, most of South Dakota is in the middle of nowhere. So even 1f Reagan's face made it to the mountain. how many people would see it? to that, we may "It's blasphemous." everybody all the time. If we can't live up A smiling Reagan walking toward a helicop And so \\as the 'Satanic Verses.' as well be working at McDonald's." These same people labeled the Ayatollah a cnminal On to bigger and better things. ter, waving one hand. and cupping the other when he ordered Salmon Rushdie dead, but to request The Memorial Day weekend will soon be upon us. over his left ear. \fanin Scorsese's head on a platter is totally different. The si ngle biggest killing weekend of the year. Drunks. hand nght? Ignoramuses who refuse to wear their seatbelt because .. it .the term won't happen to me." Be careful. Select a designated We had scads of hypocrites hiding behind for the Reagan likeness is California. That's where he became an driver (preferably a sober one), and wear your seatbelts! No, the place Chrt5t1an1ty' and spewing their self-righteous dnvel in from those movies, where his political philosphies, I nearly ran over one of you the other day. I think the famous making movies. And, attempt to rape others of their rights. anecdotes were drawn. guy was a graduate student. You know how they are. "' I'm profound thoughts and hean-tugging On the one hand, they defend religion. To be specific, the perfect site fo r the Reagan likeness would be that famous freedom of the press getting my doctorate and I don't stoop to anyone; I am On the other hand. they condemn hill that has the huge sign that says: "Hollywood." I'm sure that more people God." and freedom of expression. drive by that hill in one week than visi t M ount Rushmo re in a year. Forget the they may as well say. The guy was walking on the sidewalk near the Plant " obody has any rights but me," regular traffic. The people on Hollywood tour buses. going to see Arnold judge I am the only Growth Center, when suddenly he stepped into the st reet "I am the only person free to Schwanzwhoozit 's home, must number in the millions. free to and proceeded across. directly in front of me! I came two person free to condemn. I am the only person But why a statue, or a face carved into the side of a hill? Tyrrell should exercise my beliefs ... feet from blasting him, and now I wonder why I didn't. Darn! I spared another egomaniac graduate student. consider modern technology. "And I read my Bible, take it out of context, and pass it a hologram. I can't explain how it is done. because I I think he was walking along contemplating how There is something called on to others as the truth." by use of lasers, a multidimensional likeness can be wonderful it will be when he can finally say, ''that's don't understand. But .. And I refuse to practice what I preach." looks exactl y as if the person is standing there. A perfect flC-1.h-and ·DOCTOR' to you, pal!!" created that John Markonch has been labeled an advocate of the side or behind. Listen up. you jerks who think you are the invincible blood likeness from the front, devil by callers v.ho have introduced themselves as Chns move around the hologram, it can move, smile, wink or wave. pedestrian! Next time you have an urge to act out your And, as you uans. He has been judged.by the same "Chnsuans" who That's the way Tyrrell should go. A giant. real-life Reagan. su1pendcd above self-fulfilling prophecy, don't do it in front of me! 111 run around telling us "Judge not. lest ye be judged." hill. And not just his face, but something we will all remember. squash you like a bug and take my chances with the that Hollywood Do 1 detect some hypocrisy here? A smiling Reagan walking toward a helicopter. wav"ing with one hand, and Yes I do. After having answered phone call after phone rent-a-cops. And all you dnvers who refuse to stop when I'm trymg cupping the other hand over his ear. call by angry crusaders, I am mad. I refuse to buy mto the And with giant loudspeakers booming out his voice: "Huh? What did they hypocritical mindset of people attempting to take my to walk to class ... Think about this until the next time we print (especially say, Nancy?" freedoms away. The thought of this lasung memorial brings a lump to my lhroat. Yep . Censorship is the answer. all you suthun babdist fundamental crischms): stone. Well. maybe to my head. John MarkO\ich. nor anyone v.uh a point of view Let he v.ho is wtthout sin ca.st the first 6 Fridav, May 26. 19 9 EXPONENT BOXES Forum Held on "Last Temptation" ALL SHAPES AND SIZES UPS Eduor:... nolC: showed him lo be a man who had little direction in his USPS Open Saturdays John Marko11ch 's article on page 17 ofTuesda) 's issue quest, who felt 'Weak in hi~ battle against lemplation. and Overnight Air (a re\·ieu of the "La.!Jt Temptation of Christ" forum held who was, quite simply, not inspiring. M ondaye~·ening) "as not meant to be an objective O\er Could this film weaken the faith of a belie,er'! Or. view of the forum. Nor was Ed Hystad 's, which appears could a Christian find anylhing in lhis film to s1renghten Un iversity Sq uare 587-0558 on page 4 or this issue. his her belief'? (Between Albertson's and Ernst) Both writers expressed their personal opinions and Some members of the audience and panel fell that the should be read as such. A factual view of 1he forum film could be detrimental to the faith of a belie,·er. or lead appears below. \Ve apologize for any grief this issue may a non-believer astray because of its poor representation have caused. of Jesus and his disciples. They fell that the film was an ------LEATHER BRIEFCASES auempt to bring God down 10 the level of man, and 1ha1 a by Mark Heinz weak Jesu could not inspire non-Christians or PERFECT FOR IBE GRADUATE strenghten faith. On the other hand, ·ome fell that the Assistant News Editor movie could give one an opportunily lo ques11on chal lenge one's own faith in God, and might inspire people 10 Many months after its original release, the contrm'er investigate the Bible in order to further discover lhe sial film, "The Last Temptation of ChriSI" has come lo teachings of Christ. Bozeman. The film has caused disruption in both the Why does an obviously fictional treatment of Jesus stir " Christian and non-Christian communities in virtually such deep emotions in those concerned about this movie? every town and city in which it has been shown. Bozeman While some found the movie to be a good story about has been no expection. temptation and triumph. there was some dissatifaction expre~sed because was Jesus, and not just an every day • ATTACHES In order to allow people 10 express their feelings about it human, who was depicted in the story. A fictional depic • SOFT SIDED CASES the movie and ilS ponrayal of Jesus Christ, a panel discussion tion of Jesus. some felt, was unjust because his story as • PORTFOLIOS was held last Thursday in Ballroom B of the Strand ~· I RETURN THls ADI the savior of humankind should be told truthfullv in • ADDRESS BOOKS Union Building. The panel was made up of representa I For I 0% orr reg. priced I order lo inspire people to follow his teachings. • • APPOINTMENT BOOKS tives from various Bozeman Christian organizations who Why is it enough for some Christians to simply .. not see • DESK ACCESSORIES L _=c~h~ ~~~ _J gave several different views on the film and its content. A passive audience of perhaps 200 citizens of all ages lis· the film?" Why do they feel compelled lO persuade others tened 10 the panel. Several of the audience members not to see the film also? RISING SUN LEA1HER & SHOE expressed their own opinions during a question and It was the feeling among some of the audience and answer period. The discussion altempted to addres panel that "The Last Temptation of ChriSI" was not 307 EAST MAIN BOZEMAN 59715 586 0222 s/ answer the following queSlions about the film : pleasing lO God, and therefore held no value in the life of What precise features of the film do some Christians a Christian. Also, it was said that the film could dimact find "offensive?" Surprisingly enough, it was not the sex one from the true Jesus, and thus disturb one's study of ------in the film which seems to have caused the most grievance the Bible and pursuit of true faith. among the Christians of Bozeman. Rather, it seemed to The meeting proceeded with tittle disturbance, other Hl(\W(\tfi(\ be that some of the panel members, as well as many of the than occasional applause or noises of disapproval among Trs"' SuYkc ~11 W MAINST'AEET • IOZIMA.N, MT Sflff members of the audience, felt that the movie did not give audience members during various points in the discus ollouman Pl<>NE(405)58&1SM an accurate portrayal of Jesus Christ, his life. or his work. sion. Censorship or banning of the fllm was not (t'IU'TTO•llSlll!ITAUfWl.'Tl The movie misrepresented Jesus. many felt. because it suggested. WARNING!! There have been three reported assualts in Bozeman appear to be similar and investigations are contmmng. over the last three weeks. One of these took place in the Staff and students are urged to be aware. be cautious. use twilight of a weekend evening on our campus. the buddy system. and stay "under the lights", so 10 The events were real and scary. The cases themselves speak. Editor's Note: ASMSU The few lines you have just read are all that the Exponent was given when we requested Arts & Exhibits information regarding the assault on campus. We are probing into the story deeply and will presents have a full report on the situation in the next Graduarin9 Senior Art issue. May 30 - June 10 JUDGES DECISIONS Judge #4: I) PSOL 2) Sean Devine Reception BATILE OF THE BANDS 3) Polterk.reist Judge #5: I) Sean Devine MAY 20, 1989 2) PSOL Saturday, June 10 3) Thrill Simon RESULTS: Judge # I: I) Sean Devine 1st - Sean De'ine 2) PSOL 2nd - PSOL 3) PolterkreiSI 3rd - Thrill Simon The Exit Gallery 41 h - PoherkreiSI Judge #2: I) PSOL Mon - Sat 1 0 - 5 2) Sean Devine JUDGES: J) Thrill Simon ean McCan) . A MSU Concens Frank Piper, Editor - Exponent Tues - Thurs 6 - 9 Judge #3: I )Sean Devine Barrell Golding, KGL T DirectN 2) Thrill Simon Mark Pepper, AS:viSU Vice·Pr For Fast Cash Come in to Profile: Ray Weisenborn Bridger Pawn -\ .... ~ ... fr·"'' ~I 1:._···:: By Chris Woolston the p_h)Mcal mechanisms in place." he C\plamed, '"the\ l'\/h , , i~1 . ~~ turn 11 O\-er 10 people like me people "'ho no" the b30 IA Md in St. 586 I%2 - contr1but1ng wnter methodo~.og) or com.1tructtng and d1 ...... emrnating ~ rt' ..,, .. ~c messages "Quality Service '; , ~ He wa:..n ·1 the first person Br) ant Gumb!~ turned 10 rn By_cornb1n1ng the art of rhetoric\' ith the no" ledge of You Can Bank On." - '> a cns1s, but Dr. Ra) Weisenborn pla)ed a ::i1gnifican1 role satellite~. the people re:,ponsible for global commu01ca \\Capon Come on Down to Bridger Pawn!" in the broadcastmg or the 1988 Seoul Olympic Games. uons have armed themsel\eS with a potent He JS no1 a phy>1cian. but he helped Slop the spread of a instant access to the minds of almost C\er\ memberor1hc potenually blmdm~ di;ease in Egypt. He has visited one human ract:. Luckilv. neither Dr. We1seiiborn nor other ..,.....,. ,,,,;1;;;;" ,..;;:r-,,..,...... ,.....,,...... ,.,,11!9'""'_,,,..,,.,,,,,,....,,.,,,..,..,,,..,...... ,,..;ll//1'~....,..,,..,,- hun~rcd and six different countrie , but he 1s rarely a commu111cation sp.eC1alists wish to use their me ... sages to touri t: he trav·e ls to share his expertise w1th people radrnlly change existing 'iOCietie . but mere!) to pro\ 1de around the \l.Orld . He travels lO communicate. the benefits that fre.e flowing ideas can pro\ ide. These - IF YOU BELIEVE ANY OF YOUR , When he\ not travelling, Dr. Weisenborn is a com benefits are clearly 11lu trated in the "-Ork Dr Weisen ~ ~ munications professor at M . Trained in all types of born accomplished m Eg} pt. ~ , TEXTBOOKS HAVE BEEN STOLEN, PLEASE A message man1pulat1on and prcsenta1ion. heh~ spent hb "I was m Egypt for fifteen months \\Ork mg '"'h heahh REPORT THEM IMMEDIATELY TO THE , career telling people" hat they need 10 hear a skill that education professionals. The) knev. the medical content TEXTBOOK DEPARTMENT BEFORE BUYBACK !s becoming increasingly valuable as more and more of schiS1omom1asis (a blinding glaucoma of the eye). ..~ B L .. ind1v1duals, and nations. acquire the technologies neces (it's caused \'then) flies lay eggs in the >wetness of babies· , 0 BEGINS ON FRIDAY, JUNE 2. ALL , sary to listen eyes. They kneiw the information they needed to get to a - BOOKS MUST BE CL EARL y IDENT!FIED E - Fift) years ago. vast populations were still isolated pre-literate society, but they didn't krlo"• mes.:,age design i. 0 WITH YOUR NAME. WE WILL APPREHEND R ~ from !he communications or the global v11lage, but today or compos111on. That's"' hat rm trained m." INDIVIDUALS SELLING BACK BOOKS , very few people cann?t be reached through mass media. The messages designed and composed b) the team Dr , ALL Several years ago.• this \I.as made very clear to Dr. Wei Wei en born worked with were clearly effecu\·e .. \;met} ~ K THAT CAN BE IDENTIFIED AND THAT T .. senborn by the S1gh1. of a rural Ethiopian plowing his nme percent of infant~ in rural Egypt toda) are protected HAVE BEEN REPORTED AS MISSING. IF , fields two hundred miles from the relauve sophisucauon by a black cloth placed over the child's face Children of Adis Abeda. learn not to like flies crawling on their face. and at six YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, CONTACT THE ~ months. 1hey swat the flies themsel\'eS. ·· This was the ~ TEXTBOOK DEPARTMENT. - basic step necessary to stop the spread of a disease that Having a direct link to the mind once affected twelve percent of the population. but v,,1th - out skilled people handling the message. even this simple of an Ethiopian peasant provides idea would not have spread on a large scale. to During the summer of 1988. Dr. \Veisenborn \\as gnen '~ 1~sr.u.1g_9ffe?.3°!:s::rr ~ broadcasters with the power tht: opportunity to communicate messages far remo\ed ..,,,,..,..,,.,,,,,,....,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,..,..,,,..,..,,,..,..,,,..,.,,,..,..,,..,,,,,..,...... ,.~....,....,,,..,,,_,,....,,.,... that peasants life, and, from Egyptian hygiene, he worked on a training grant for change the broadcasting of the Olympic Games m eoul. With when applied to a nation, this the Olympics came the arrival of ten thousand journalists ATTENTION ALL GRADUATING SENIORS & and as many athletes. and the attention of the "orld ADVANCED DEGREE CANDIDATES. power becomes immense. Ne\er before had so many people clamored for the details of a single event. and effecti\e commumcauom. became as crucial as they "'ere difficult. Luckily, people \\Ith . "He looked like he could ha\'e been plo" mg that field experience in global communicauons. such as Dr. Wei m the ume of Jesu.s," recalled Weisenborn. "He had an senborn. v.ere a\ailable to help ensure that the entire ox. a wooden plow. and the traditional white. linen "orld \\OU!d be able to share in the Olympicfrenzy. The) clothes. As I got within twenty-fi\C pace; ofhun. I could weren't the ones behind the mikes wearing the sharp hear Ethiopian music. He was wearing an FM radio and blazers seen b) millions, but their participauon \\a.5 a headset." ~ubstantial . -. Ha\ ing a direct hnk to the mind of an Ethiopian In Dr Weisenborn\ case. his effort<;, \\ere not limtted peasant pro\tdes broadcasters with the power to change to broadcasts for the Unued States. "I"~ a broadca1.iter that peasant's life. and. when applied to a nation. this for the Korean Broadcasting System. but there is no wa) pov..er becomes immense. I \\Ould broadcast in Korean. I facilitated the English "It's possible noY. ,"said Weisenborn. "to virtually take usage of other broadcasters and ga,·e presentations on an entire popula11on of a countT) and transform them organizauon the Koreans were gomg to be inundated There will be a meeting of all candidates for degree who plan to from a pre-agarian society, plowing their fields with fire "ith ten thousand foreign journalists... altend commencement 1n• the Breeden Fieldhouse Worthington hardened plo\\ tips (to a society) able 10 access total Even amidst the ha\ oc of broadcasting, It \I. a.s Dr Arena on Wednesday. June 7th at 4 00 pm Information regarding the global information vis a vis satellites. All in eighteen Weisenborn·~ impression that the games as a y, hole \\ent months." smoothly... There \\ asn't any anti-American ~ntirnent. main commencement ceremony. as well as the ind1v1dual college This is the: potential of global communications. and riots or slogan chanting. When the 01) mpics go1 righ1 ceremonies will be distributed. Our 1989 Commencement will be harnessing this potential 1s the job of specialists such ru. down to staning. the Koreans said, 'O. K. let's forgel our held on Saturday, June 10th in the Fieldhouse at 1o·oo a m. Candi Dr. Weisenborn. In hb career. he ha worked with satel rioting.· It was a good professional experience." lite uplink downlink stations in India. Egypt, Japan. the Sitting in introductOTJ speech classes. it's hard to imag dates will report to the f1eldhouse by 915 a.m. Ph11ippmes ... any place that needed an effecti\e transrer ine it as a field with global ramifications. but as the work of information. of Dr. \Ve1senborn 11lu trates. the abiht) to communicate Candidates are expecled to attend commencement in cap and The task of mass communication requires more than is needed wherever people and information arc found the ability to present ideas. and. consequently, \Veisen wgether. Indeed. as long as ideas exiSl. people like Dr. gown Those nol planning to altend are requested to file a "Will-Not born and his colleagues work in cooperatio n with special Weisenborn will be around lo spread them. and through Attend" form available at the Registrar's office as soon as possible. is ts in communication technology. "Once engineers get their efforts. the world will be belier informed. "SLAM DUNK" DENT C.E. ARMIJO C.E. CADY C.E. Your Favorite Professors At HANTON THE BILL HORTZAG C.E. DEIBERT CHEM. E. DUN KING BOOTH DEAN GIBSON TYLER C.E. PEAVY C.E. VAN LUCHE E C.E. Thursday, June 1st MECLELLA D M.E. For· 20 min. Periods These Professors TOM VALENTE C.E. Listed Here Will Be At The Dunking Booth ROBIN THOMAS From 11 :00 AM - 4:00 PM in Cobleigh Mall Good luck This fund raising act1v1t) 1s being sponsored by the 1udent Engmeenng Council Graduates! EXPONENT F riday, M ay 26, 1989 9 11-m, W~ek ~P..a fU rl fl9 Students Injured in Raft Mishap by William Brock sch es 1n the v..ater. ··he said ... but people going out tor a good time on the river can always end up\\ ith an accident Boz 'T'laf" '1a y Chron or a traged) ''\1ost people don't take the time or the trouble to \1emonal Da) "'eekend. 1Ahich marb the unofficial con::.1der the ·"hat-ifs"". heginnmg al springtime in the i'orthem Rockies. 1s also a Warm spring \\-Cather is melting a lot of sno" the'le perfect time to noat a \.1ontana ri\.er day::.. hence rt\'ers are at or near their peaJ.... Cluuer saiJ. T!1ere\ generally p\ent~ of water. and \I, ho l..now~. it Flood stage. when ri\.ers are raging bankfull wi th cold might e\en be 'unn) and \\arm \\aler. 1s obviouslj a dangerous time to float. he ::.aid. hut A Y.ell-organi1ed n\er trip can be a memorable and rivers can al1;.o be deadh at lower water levels. relaxinge.\penence. but a haphanrd ouungcan turn into Perhaps the biggest. ·but least understood danger of There is a full-time lawyer paid tor by stu I a traged) cold n"·er v.-ater is hypothermia, said Cavaness. dent activity fees to provide low cost legal For in-,tance. Jonathan Robert.)on, a 20 \ear old ~1on The shock of sudden immersion m cold water \.a5tl) tana State l "ni,asity student. rented a cOuple of rafts reduces the bod) 's ability to perform, he said .. and ITIO'lt services to students with 7 credits. To see "nh nine other fnends last aturday. The} set out for the people don't realize the effect it has on them until the) ·re the lawyer, you must have an appointment. Gallatin R1Hr. '' h1ch Robertson had floated the pre in it.'' To schedule and appointment, you must: \1ous \\eekend. .. E\.en though they may not be injured. the} cannot B' the ume the tnp wa., over, six of the ratters had 'IW1m to the bank 10 sme themsel\'es.- 1) Take your current validated ID and pay talle-n in the Y+ater''and there \\ere three people"' ho were A kc; considerauon when dressing for a river tnp i::. the five dollar fee at t he busi ness office in actually close to death.·· Robenson said ... With "·e11 little clothing\\ h1ch will retain heat. even if the wearer is neck ; change. thC) could have died." deep in frigid. swi rling water. Speciall} designed wetsuit::. Montana Hall Fortunate!}. all of the rafters were y,earing lifejackets. or d rysuits are ideal garmets for people who might \\ind 2) Obtain a receipt; More than an) other piece of equipment. a lifejacket i~ up in the river. 3) Bring the receipt and your ID to the the mo::.t imponant safety device for ri,·er sunwal. Other poinlS to consider: office, room 281 In the SUB (next to expert~ sa) Don't m·erestimate your ability. or the abilit) of ASMSU Robertson v.as one of the six who took an unplanned others in your party. the ASK-US desk); swim and he declared afterward. ··11scared the crap out of "Everybody had to be good i f )Ou're floa ting a river 4) An appointment will be scheduled for me. this time of year.'' Cavaness said ... not j ust one or two "The water is much. much stronger than anything members.'" you. that's sw1mmable. You can't do much in water like that ... Quoth Clutter: "You have to set your ego aside and be His assessment of the near-diseaster: "We Y..ere not stone cold honest wi th yoursel f. The river d oesn't care." prepared for what we got mto. I didn't think the rapids Have proper equipment and know how to use it. would be nearly that big." Most re ntal rafts are too sma ll for rivers at their present Fonunately. kayakers Gary Clutter and Keith Talley si1e. Clutter said. advising those in quest of a w hitewater "'ere also paddling the Gallating that day and they helped adventure to secure the services of a professional outfitter corral runaway boats. lost paddles and waterlogged or go on an ASMSU Outdoor Recreation excursion. sw1mmers. For those who insist on doing a noat their way, the The mishap. Clutter noted grimly, took place at the Madison River below the Beanrap Canyon and the J ef exact spot where an MSU student fell out of a raft and ferson River are the afest propositions. drowned exactly two years ago. The boater. he added, fi t Be prepared. Wear lifejackets a nd warm clothing. the typical profile of a drowning victim: A male in his late " Have what you need for survival on hand." Cluner teens or early 20s who had been drinking alcohol. said, •·ttecause you can't expect to have a bunch of kayak Clutter, who runs the River Rescue Unit of the Gallatin ers parked right below you wi th all the equipment you County Search and Rescue team. described Robenson need.'' and his companions as .. real cold a nd hypothermic Fina lly, .. realize that you are on your own .... C lutter people." said. "'Fortunately, the river 1s right next to the road a nd Gall atin County has a good river r escue system, he they were able to stop their trip right then,"clutter said , said, "' but we're not going to be able to get you out of "'but if they'd been an an isolated canyon like the Beartrap trouble. We're o nly going to be a ble to pick up your (on the Madison River), they'd have been in a world of body." hun." Floaters interested in learning more about local rive rs Perhaps the most important thing to do on a river trip a re we lcome to call Cavaness at t he ASMSU O utd oor is to plan ahead, said Mike Cavaness, director of Recreation Program at 994-362 1. ASMSU Outdoor Recreation Program. "We're happy w talk with people about rivers." he said. "People need to think about what they11 do if things go " We may not have all the a nswers, but we11 tell them all wrong. They rarely have the foresight to e nvision them- we know." Fiddle Contest Tomorrow the Baxter H otel. Only $5.00 Dinner for 2! Save $2.00 Tomorrow in the Willson Auditorium the fifth annual Ticket prices are S4 ($3.50) forthe evening show, $2.50 Fora12 Classic We t Open Fiddle Contest wi ll begin at 9 a. m. ($2 students) for the daytime activities, and $5 (S4) for the Otle 11empo11a Aoce1...e a 12 two topping oiu;:i This cont est will draw over JOO national-champion mµ si entire competition. Tickets can be purchased from the ex11a 1ems75C af'(llWO!;erVtflQ'SO!C()\(t:>!OfQttly S7 05 One oma cians from throughout the United States and Canada. Bozeman Daily Chronicle, or d irectly from Jim McMil One COUIX)n pe1 OrOOf coupon per -AM, and the Bozema n lan. Mc Millan's phone numbers are 994-2030 (days), Sponsored by ASMSU, KBOZ 6-15-89 6- 15-89 Daily Chronicle, this competition is a fund-raising pro 587-4635 (nights). ject for the Gall atin Council on Health and Drugs. Area musicians interested in competing can enter up to fast Frf!f'Oehvery Fast Frt>t>Oehvery one hour before their respective division begins. Entry Goooa1iocat100S Gooaatocaiians The contest will include some first·dass fiddle playi ng, L•slec()nly plus some additional cntenainment segments by younger fees arc $15 for the Open d ivision (adults), S8 fo r the fiddlers and guitar, banjo, and mandolin players. Preli Junior d ivision (age 18 to 12), and $3 fo r Junior-Junior minary rounds begin at 9 a. m. and will run until 5 p.m. division (age 12 and under). These entry fees pe:mit the The final rounds begin at 7 p. m. and will run well into th• contestant to bring o ne g uest. Call J im M c Millan fo r night. After the contest an open jam session will be held at further information. Only $7.00 !Oo'a ,a19e Receive a six-pack of Coke Research ooe-,1em P•Ua New Leader Appointed For Juniper lor only 99¢ with the purchase EKU3 .tems,$1 10 ot any Dom1no·s Pizza One COU?l)M O"f O•i:Jf!r Dr. Robin J. Tausch has been appointed p roject leader tinued development of pinyon-j uniper woodland cl assifi One coupon per order oft he lntermountain. Research Station's Pinyon-Juniper cati on systems. The project also involves studies of paleo 6-15-89 ecology, water use relationships, and wood and fo rage 6-15-89 Ecolog) research unu, located at the University of Nev fa<;\ free De vt:ry productivity. Fast FreeOe •f'f'f ad a, Reno (UN R). Goooa1 x:at )l" MSU Students: ___ UNDERSTANDING AIDS Haircuts always $6.00 / .. """ '-- GET THE FACTS. HEAR THE ISSUES. '20'20 w Babcock Penns $25 A'- ""'f.i , ~ (includes cut) ~·· .,:;;;:. };.} 1 (next to Dom1no"s) Offered Fall Quarter, 1989 Call Vicky at 586-2224. Mon.-Fri. ~~· J.1'li by the Microbiology Department Good buys on your favorite salon product1~ · -./ Sculptured Acrylic Nails by Norma '-r Register for AIDS: SCIENCE AND SOCIETY ~l ..- Appo1otm ents on Thurs . Fn Sat / - _,,.... _..,~ _ 'I - We have wheelchair access Learn about acquired immune deficiency syndrome here in Montana , in the u nited States and around the World. We'll look at the sociology and economics, the scientific research, and the ethical/legal questions complicating the fight against AIDS. 1988-89 WILL-NOT-ATTEND COMMENCEMENT FORMS ARE DUE FROM CANDIDATES FOR DEGREE. Candidates for degree for the 1988-89 Commencement are asked to fill out a form in the Registrars Office 1f 1hey do NOT plan to attend the Commence ment Ceremony on Saturday. June I 0th. (Students who graduate Summer 1989 are no1 el1g1ble to attend Commencement unless pnor arrangements have been made with the Registrars Ottice.) MF< 280 Prompt filing of the form will fac111tate the planning of seating arrangements 3:10 p .m. for the ceremony Candidates who do not submit this ·w111 No1 Attend Tuesdays & Thursdays Commencement"" form are expected 10 attend Commencement Cap:;. Pass Fail - No ~re requisites Gowns and Graduation Announcements are available at the MSU Book s1ore now For more information, call Diane Edwards at 994- 2903 ME/MET STUDENTS FACUL TY AND FAMILIES N.B.A. PIG ROAST June 3rd - 1:00 p.m. Playoffs! Cameron Bridge Come;om us 4.00 General Adrnts ton for the best $3.00 ME MET tudent~ 819 Screen Entertainment Children Free m Montana' BEER, FUN AND SUN!! • State of the art 100 inch Big Screen • Free popcorn always ~()Ul2 • Best drink specials 13U~ anywhere f3l?AUUATI()~ Now Introducing Munchkin Burgers CAV~ & f3()W~~ 6 Munchkin cheeseburgers for $4.25! ~()W! EXPONENT Friday, May 26. 1989 11 EXECUTIVE ~ -- 7==S=E=R=V=I=C=E=S=~I 20 E. Olive Suite 38 Bozeman. MT Better or For Worse." 1985). Some 150l:'artooni'ib from Stand out in today's Canada. the luited StJtes and Furope \\ere in attend ance for the 1988 black-tie CJ\\ ard ... presentations. Bestselling collectton-. of .. Calnn and Hobbes·· crowd of MBA's -- new included Ca/nn and Hobbe::... Something Under tht' Bed Let Executive Services h Drooling. The Es~entii1J Cah m and H obbc.~. and Peterson's book tells Yukon Ho! ha\f· sold more than 5 million copies. ;\ llC'-" ! collecuon. The Call m and Hobhc:, Lal\ Sunda~ Book. is Help You Land That Job! how scheduled for publication in the fa ll. · · Have your resume professionally formatter ', typed, and lasernrinted. An MBA degree. -while u ma) enh.ance a job hunt~r·s candidac\·. ts no guarantee or a good JOb and a sausfymg career. TO help \It BA studenb set realislic career goals 587-3932 and conduct a successful job search. Peterson's announ Tour c._, the publication of The MBA s Gwde to Career Plan Wellness Bicycle nmg, the most practical and thorough book of its kind yet published for graduate business students Wntten b\ an MBA forMBAs with a classroom-tested June 3 approach tO career planning. this li\iely guide sho"'.s to gain a decided edge in the highly competi MBA> ho" The MSU Employees' Wellness Program will sponsor SUMMER JOBS process, improving their prospects for tive job search the first annual .. bicycle tour of the Wellness Warrior.·· job and a satisfying career. both a good The event will take place on June 3 at Chico Hot • Early reviews underscore the book's value to graduate Springs in the Paradise Valley. The outing will be a day 1n business students: ''A book like this is long overdue. lt affair in which participants may ride on the East Ri ver should be required reading fo r every MBA engaged in a Road. and can go from zero to 45 miles. JOb search." says Leslie Coleman, MBA Placement J oy MacPherson. coordinator of the event. encourages Girector for the University of Maryland. Barry O'Don all cycling abilities and fitness levels to enter. Virginia City, MT nell, a vice president of personnel in banking, says it .. We are promoting cycling as a lifetime wellness activ offers .. excellent advice for a person trying to impress ity ... she said. those of us who recruit M BAs. This book could spell the The tour begins at noon on Saturday. June 3. through September 4 difference between an ordinary MBA and an outstanding In addition to the ride, lawn sports, swimming. and June 8 MBA." other activities are available at the resort. A dinner will be From setting realistic personal and professional objec held in Chico's restaurant later in the evening. and lodg tives to countering tough interview questions and nego ing is available. tiating a job offer. this no-nonsense resource examines The event is open to MSU faculty, staff, families, and All types: both the concepts and the how-to's of career planning. retirees. Built on the author's experience in the classroom and For more information. contact the MSU Wellness with recruiters, The MBA S Guide to C:Jreer Planning is program. Cooks, Gift Shop Clerks, Housekeeping, . the one complete handbook that should accompany every MBA on the path to a successful and rewarding Tickets, Attendants, Tour Guides, career. Author Ed Holton directs a n MBA program for the Living History Museum Clerks, Pamplin College of Business at Virginia Polytechnic Show Publicity Institute and State University. He has served as executive Air Waiters, Waitresses, Bartenders, etc. director of the university's MBA Alumni Association. as well as placement director for its MBA programs. An MBA himself. Mr. Holton has a lso worked in interna Bovey Restorations - tional finance for a Fortune 500 company. Guidelines The MBA S Guide to Career Planning. a n indispensa P.O. Box 338 ble resource for MBA graduates. MBA students, and To ensure an enjoyable Air Show for sponsors and those considering pursuing an MBA, wiH be available in spectators, the organizers of Air Show '89 recommend Virginia City, MT 59755 July in bookstores nationwide. that these guidelines be followed for publicity: All copy must be approved at least one week prior to or call - airing. Please contact Michele Letendre at the Bozeman Chamber (586-5421). She will contact the publicity (406) 843-5471 committee for copy approval. We recommend that copy be worded si miliar to the Calvin and Hobbes examples listed below: The Montana Centennial Air Show, sponsored .. in part" Watter hy ... Cartoonist Bill Centennial Air Show '89, "co-sponsored" by ... ••This Air Show is a Centennial sanctioned event. The son Named "Outstand event is not sponsored by any one business. Regarding the Thunderbirds .. of the Copy must be carefully written as the Thunderbirds can ing Cartoonist not be "sponsored by" Congratulate We recommend that copy be worded similar to: Year' .. The Montana Centennial Air Show, co-sponsored by a Lee and Dad's and Van's IGA, featured the USAF Bill Watterson, creator of the phenomenally popular Thunderbirds" (This wording was discussed with the Graduate! comic strip distributed by Universal Press Syndicate Thunderbird officials and meet their approval.) u (UPS), "Calvin and Hobbes," was given the 1988 Reuben Please us the Bozeman Air Show logo as often as yo Award for "Outstanding Cartoonist of the Year" and an can. award for ... Best Humor Strip" from the National Car Only those businesses listed below can claim to co ... toonists Society (NCS) during the 43rd annual Reuben sponsor the Air Show itself and/ or the following specific ... ceremony in Toronto on Saturday, May 20. acts in their copy: This 1s the second time that Watterson's peers, Bron ken's Good Time Co. / Pierce Flooring - Golden members of the NCS, have cited "Calvin and Hobbes" for Knights GRADUATION CARDS its extraordmary appeal and originality. Watterson won I nterwest Wes1/ Valley Bank of Belgrade/ Montana Bank the "Outstanding Canoonist of the Year" award in 1986 - Joann Osterud after only one year of syndication. Today, "Calvin and Bozeman Ford/ J .C. Billion - Leon Boyd Hobbes" appears in nearly900 newspapers and dozens of First Security/ First Citizen's/ First Bank - Red Knight comic surveys have documented the popularity of the Van's and Lee and Dad's IGA - Thunderbirds ON ele at the >tnp among readers of all ages and in all pans of the If there are any concerns, contact Mich country. Bozeman Chamber. SALE "The magic of 'Calvin and Hobbes' has captured us PLEASE NOTE: Field. The NOW! all,"sa1d UPS President John P. McMeel, "and this kind Friday, July 7, is Press Day at the Gallatin iews. That day of recognition is well-deserved. Bill Watterson possesses Thunderbirds will be on hand for interv capped a tre_rnendous talent and remarkable imagination that has also been set aside for Day Care centers, handi and visi t continues to take newspaper readers of ali ages to a groups and Senior Citizens to come to the Field ct the Chamber for special place with each adventure of the young boy and with the Thunderbirds. Please conta his tiger." the day's agenda. Show The Reuben is the Oscar of the cartooning world and Thank you fo r your mterest in Centennial Air has been given to such outstanding cartoonists as Milton '89! Caniff ("Steve Canyon" 1946). Mon Walker ("Beetle Bailey," 1953), Pat Oliphant (Editorial. 1968, 1972), Bil Sincerely, Keane (" Family Circus," 1982) and Lynn Johnston ("For The Bozeman Chamber oJ Commerce 12 Fri day, May 26, 1989 EXPONENT 2 bedroom - furnis hed - unfurnished CALL US - 587-8046 SEE US - 1711 So. 11th Ave. Office #205 UNIVERSITY VILLAGE APARTMENTS *Special 01scounts For Early Sign·Up Bc1iley Named Top Architect mone; selling photographs he took of wildhte and Par!. Onlv a le\\ 'car!> ago. he v. as the caretaker on a wilder landscapes. ness rUnch chopping firewood and feeding livestoc~. ''I'd alYvays been interested in architecture but. didn·1 Today. Montana Stale University student Doug Bailey is believe I had the talent LO become a professional.'' entertained at cxpcnshe restaurants by ome of Amer explains Baile). There v..as afo.ays ~seed of desire genni ica\ 1op architec1' nating. B; 19 5 he reahnd that hts wilderness life wa. As the ne\' na11onal president of the American lns11 - go mg nowhere and decided to enroll at \ISL m tute of Architecture Students. Baile) "ill move to architecture. \Vashington D. in June to spend a )Car in a fu.11 time, To aid the transition into a \\Orld \I.here he \\as no\\ paid position. Hell sit on the. board of five different older than the average freshman, Bailey plunged enthus1- professional archttecture socieues. He11 coordinate two astically into cla.s:.room and campus acm u1es. He JOmed national comenuons. one for .000 delegates and the the MSU chapter of I S. a Ooundering group of onl) other for 1.100. He'll be the leader of 140campus AIAS 20 students out of250 potential members. After a ;ear as chapter~. vice president. he \\as elected president and set ab~ut activit: '"It means interrupting school and pulling m) degree transforming lhe club into and energetic. on the back. burner for a \ear."says Baile) who's complet oriented group. mcreased to mg the fourth year of a five year program at 1 U. " But "Under Doug's leadership. membership produced 52 different .-ents from the trade-offs arc opportunilles to meet a lot of people 200 tudents and the) says Bancroft. -There \\ere and go to a lot of places. I'll be a tr.-eling ambassador for \\Orkshops to fundraisers:· from membership ... MSU at the same time." actual cash benefits the 1988 AIAS Chapter of the Distinct advantages will accrue to the School of Archi As a result. MS won among 140 groups eligible nationall;. tecture. lnitailly, there11 be widespread mention of the Year Award from had auended AIAS national conven name Montana State University. '"Doug will create an Bailey, meanwhile. the executive commmee. and sened incredible network of contacts v. hich can lead to scholar tions. been elected to educauon committee. ship donations. visiting lecturers. and expanded job as chainnan of its president is a renection of his opportunuies for our students, .. sars Jerry Bancroft. act His election as national succes in turning the MS chapter ··into an extremeb ing director of the School of Architecture. ays Bancroft. . A nati'e of H utchmson. KS., Bailey completed a strong organization:· During his months as president-elect. Batie) already bachelor's degree in psychology at the U~iversity of Kan has traveled to \ ·ancoU\er. Houston. San Franca co, s» in 1979. hortly thereafter. he and wife Carol Stl!led at a Gallatin Can)'On ranch adjacent to Ye~lowstone ational Park a caretakers. Baile) earned a httle extra SEE PAGE 14 Probe Reg. $339.95 Now $229.95 High Sierra Reg. $649.95 Now $489.95 Cimarron Reg. $804.95 Now $599.95 All Cro-moly Frames CAVERN COMICS Al I "Click" Shifting has moved to Al I the "Right Stuff" 22 S. Grand •l'\r O\NENHOUSE OPEN New Comics and back Issues 11-6. Mon .• Sat. Hats, Posters, and T-shirts ~n.,-=-·------Hardware DOWNTOWN BOZEMAN • 587-5401 EXPONENT Friday. M ay 26. 1989 13 r " '''"_,_,_,.,,,.,.,,..,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,_,,,,.,,,.,.,.,,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,_,_,_,,,,wm,.,.,.,,,,,1 FRIDAY, MAY 26 VIDEO! "Big". Located at the Northwest 1 HAPPY HOUR! Happy Hour partici Lounge of the SUB at 7:00 pm and 9:00 pants will receive free pop and pop pm. Cost is S.25. Sponsored by Student ~~1 ~,:J~, .:~::J corn, also available to Happy Hour cus Activities. I tomers are discounts on bowling, S.50/game. and pool, 20% off. Located MONDAY, MAY 29 at the Strand Union Rec Center from 6-9 pm. Cost is S.50/person. VIDEO! "Big". Located at the Northwest Lounge of the SUB at 7:00 pm and 9:00 ~&S~ FILM! "Mystic Pizza". A romantic pm. Cost is S.25. Sponsored by Student In sto 1P comedy with the works. Located in Activities. Watch, Clock & Jewelr_l Repair Room 125 Li nfield at 9:30 pm. Cost is MAY 30 S1 .50 students, $2.50 non-students. TUESDAY, Black Hills Gold Sponsored by ASMSU Films. e BULOVA VIDEO! "Big". Located atthe Northwest Att1f1aled e SEIKO of the SUB at 7:00 pm and 9:00 "JANE POWELL"! This very saucy rhythm Lounge with e PULSAR by Student .and blues singer sings mostly cover pm. Cost is S.25. Sponsored Retail Jewelers e CITIZEN flMEX steal the Activities. of America. Inc e tunes and has been known to e LORUS show from Ray Charles at the Kennedy SEMINAR! Dead or Alive: Featuring Art Carved Diamonds Center. Her five octave range voice SACK WNCH Society. Who is a * Gifts For All Occasions * would put anyone to shame. Located Feminism In Today's faded? Join a Father's Day and Graduation at the Willson Auditorium at 8 pm. Cost feminist? Has feminism panef l of eminists in our society today. I Cards and Gifts is $6 for MSU students. $10 for general in Room 275 of the SUB at ~ public. For ticket info. call 994-5829. for Located ~ OPEN Free Gift Wrapping st is free and open to e ve general info. call 994-3591 . Sponsored noon. Co by the Women's by ASMSU Lively Arts. ryone. Sponsored Resource Center. MO=~~~~~ T 11!,, ~A~SA I SATURDAY, MAY 27 WEDNESDAY, MAY 31 ACROSS FROM i--::586 33 ~ -SIGMA XI SEMINAR! Dr. Florence Dun THE MAIN MALL i;>a • I HAPPY HOUR! Happy Hour partici 6Y9 kel. Dept. Head Entomology. will speak &ii:i=====- ======cco=r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r.r...:io-.ic--~ pants will receive free pop and pop I on 'International cooperative research corn. also available to Happy Hour cus efforts: Factors contributing to its long tomers are discounts on bowling. term success'. This seminar is open to all S. 50/game. and pool. 20% off. Located interested persons. Located in Room at the Strand Union Rec Center from 276 of the Sub at noon. ~IC ARGUS 5-8 pm. Cost is S.50/person. FRIDAY, JUNE 2 FILM! "Mystic Pizza". A romantic ·HAPPY HOUR! Happy Hour partici comedy with the works. Located in pants will receive free pop and pop Room 125 Linfield at 9:30 pm. Cost is TRIVIA! corn. also available to Happy Hour cus LIVE SATELLITE $1.50 students. $2.50 non-students. tomers are discounts on bowling, Sponsored by ASMSU Films. S.50/game. and pool, 20% off. Located Every Tuesday at the Strand Union Rec Center from 6 FILM! "Iphigenia". A tragic human film. pm - 9 pm. Cost is S.50/person. Located in Room 125 Linfield at 7:30 Compete with thousands pm. Cost is $1.50 for students, $2.50 for ·FILM! "Erasurehead". A really wierd non-students. Sponsored by ASMSU of persons across the film. Located in Room 125 Linfield at Films. 7:30 pm. Cost is $1 .50 students. $2.50 U.S. and Canada! non-students. Sponsored by ASMSU SUNDAY, MAY 28 Films. FILM! "Mystic Pizza". A romantic -FILM! "Potenkin". A really classic film. Win drinks, prizes & more! comedy with the works. Located in Located in Room 125 Linfield at 9:30 125 Linfield at 9:30 pm. Cost is Room pm. Cost is $1.50 students. $2.50 non Starting at 6:30 p.m. $1.50 students, $2.50 non-students. students. Sponsored by ASMSU Films. Sponsored by ASMSU Films. Free to Play ~-,<~~·f")'P~ ~ /. -' '1... ,/ ,------, FILM! "Iphigenia". A tragic human film. __,. ~ *' . I Coupon good for one Y2 price I Located in Room 125 Linfield at 7:30 (~ ,/' pitcher of beer Tues. 6-9 p.m. pm. Cost is $1. 50 for students. $2.50 for . r ~ I l l ____ ... . I I non-students. Sponsored by ASMSU ~ ~~~~~: J Films. SEE PAGE 14 L----~ ~~~~ ~~~~ _____ ...... - - ...... ·...... 14 Frida . May 26. 1989 EXPONENT GOING PLACES? Calendar______.frompage 13 Make sure your belongings get there too! SATURDAY, JUNE 3 The Master Calendar is brought to you We Ship Skis in cooperation with the Conference ·HAPPY HOUR! Happy Hour partici Computers pants will receive free pop and pop SeNices Department and the Expo UPS Bikes USPS corn. also available to Happy Hour cus nent. Items to be published in the Overnight Air Books tomers are discounts on bowling, Calendar should be submitted to room Between Albertson's & Ernst-Open Saturdays 587-0558 S.50/game. and pool. 20% off. Located at the Strand Union Rec Center from 5 280F Strand Union or by calling 994- pm - 8 pm. Cost is $.SO/person. 3333 every Friday by noon. NOW Conference June 1 O The Montana ational Organization for Women DEIDRE McCALLA IS one of the rew black American (NOW) tate Conference will be held on Saturday, June women ~aining prominence in the contemporary singer 10. 1989 at the Rainbow Hoiel in Great Falls. Montana. songwriter genre. DEIDRE McCALLA WITH A LIT Registration begins at 8 a.m. TLE LUCK was proclaimed by the Oakland Tribune as There will be eight workshops during the day on topics one of the ten best albums of the year and has been affecting women such as aging, finance , language. A nominaied for two 1988 New York Music Awards: Best plenary session for Montana OW will be held at I I a.m. Album on an Independent Label and Bes1 Female Pop The luncheon speaker will be SONIA JOHNSON. An Vocalist. DEIDRE McCALLA is a singer. song1 This afternoon, Alpha Epsilon Delta. the pre-medical Architect,__ , honor society. is sponsoring a medical and dental school application seminar. The seminar will be in room 276 of the S B from 3-5 p.m. This seminar will explain the application process and a video explaining the medical school (A MCAS) from page 12 There May Be Prizes application procedure wil be shown. There are many poten Boston and St. Louis for meetings with architects and tial pitfalls in this process and attending the semmar could convention planners. months. Textbooks ... save students both time and money in the coming ··senior panners in some of the best firms m the cou~· In Your any questions that Seniors will also be present to answer try are taking me to dinner.~he comments then shakes his applicants might have. During these last few day of spring head in amazement. "The contacts already are reall} quarter. Alpha Epsilon Delta is also offering mock inter incredible." your tx)oks for cash at a school applicants. When you sell vie"" to prospective medical and dental H e'~ come a long way from his ranch-hand day:i. . participating tx)oksfore. These mock interviews will be a great help in getting into the Thinking for a moment. Bailey comments. "Enrolling at school of your choice. Contact Debbi Garrit) at 994-4414 or \1SU was the smartest thing l \·e ever done." Bring your course books to the bookstore ct the end of the ter m come 10 1hi.s afternoon's application semmar for details. end sell them f0< cosh FO< each book you sell. you·11 recerve a sweeps tokes gorre piece· vou·n know 1mrredKJtety 1f you re o wnner See portlc1pating bookstore f0< details 'U'lC ~""Pl~"' o..k• Who looks like Patti LaBelle, is sassy like Look what )'OU could win (over 200.CXXJ prizes) Pearl Bailey and sings like Aretha Franklin? • Voi MON-FRI 8:00-5=30 Friday, May 26 MSU Students: $6.00 SAT 10:00-4:30 Gen. Public: $10:00 8 p.m. Willson Auditorium Come see the lady who set Bozeman on fire at Sweet Pea '88 EXPONENT Friday. May 26. 1989 15 Arts and Features Don't miss Rifkowitz's MFA opening at Haynes, Tuesday at 5:00 p.m. See page 22. 16 Friday, May 26, 1989 UPQNl:NJ Arts & Features Presents MSU Stu,; d ft i l< II IFitxflt FXf Xtltltttlr-XflFXf IFtlf xrxr lriC eflfir-f 11 l! if ltlFIFJFt"IEf xr JtlFJtp ttttJrtltlr-ttttJF(tt'lr1f iritlfltlfltlFlt'"ifltJFij E i! it, ij it"IFJtttltXOti tttll{ Flrlflrlflr-i( if ltlfltlr1f l<""lfleJtltf lFJflrirlr- Irlfll iFifitJr(! If ttzJ UNTITLED IRISH MEA Tin)' bird tiny litcle She\ the meado" Christmas bird ll \.<.,ad lO ~ee I prayed and prayed for 5110\\ She\ pitCing the r11 I got it "here h her bnc You your life had just begun I abo don't !..no" Enjoying yo ur living your I ju!>t \\ ish to grow Loving yo ur being and ftnd some You lost it This heauuful me I can give yo u not the \\ho 1, natural)\ Majestic views seem5 to be( you would have witnessed Even li\·1nl! thlli fa: the soaring journeys her face-lrul) ~I the endearing love and a gentle' I can merelv cherish the Memory · -Dywayne I of the last moments of Life nuttering from your Lin) Breast Perhaps now you \viii soar BROTHER and neve r tire And sing unto you Maker I he rnO\\ !!06, a.-. with Glory anew an Some ~ind of 1ok1 1~ upon the con I LIVE ONARMR AND THOUGHT ABOUT ANGELS UNTITLED I summon all m\' yet the) test ti' The people 1u>1 d1 as anticipated Do we all move about too quickly To reach a soul is caring the river did not rise as high the) aren't trull yet absorbed in ourselves To comfort one ts strength and the grass 1s not mowed 100 busy LO SlOp To build one is love vec and look -Dywayne due to moisture coming and going and listen? -D.S. in sma ll buckets preventing the mower from arriving. Do we 100 often miss the moments that make life worth living OUT TO ! chis lees the grass be high enough for snakes while rushing to make a living wonh life? UNTITLED a happy home You \\on't ..,ee mt Crystal clear visions and Easter. in~tead I \\tll j to instill strength and faith It tears and nps 1muaung a glanced and passed c. lase night , about one o'clock at her soul . Wh ile I '111 jamm1 i gave Safeway a call: instead of The demand is constant. I'm 1hinking ar bought mothballs shared and savored. carry me all the \\hik to cure snakes of the urge please I'm shnnk Wh o among us to enter and remain on the pipes. don 'c lee me fall Without a ''oma Snakes, it is said, do not lik e the smell stop and Lurn please rm a ship with of Ii Ille mothballs when caught be my answer and I'm. near pipes or maltresses. by a neeting glimpse okay smking. in the comer of our eye? listen Grass must have been invented by the Irish listening so green it is. so bright in the light. I went home again -Dywayne my river does not match: had some tea answer given it i~ not blue or green and thought about angels. friendship or clear as a Yucatan fish. exhaustion, but brown as an old painting need and somewhat gray like a dirty horse. -John Markovich si lence She speaks. The Natural Decorator made this water no one listens . M) notions. to match the deepe t darkest fur trees, are those of tr nm my olive green regular trees UNTITLED These feeling> of and Amish grass hanging on -D.S. mo\.e for\\ ard by their very roots near the river. le is here: Time leave :; . sensiti\ily 1s st Yee pulling me along. The people are f there 1hey are, by the Grace of Co-Existence I do fight. UNTITLED and \\ithtn na remaining for now When I am strong. our nece sn like an Out of Seater: I pull back . Things change. Now let u~. not matching. not natural, When I am weak, A boy's face becomes a man's. lee love; but interesting enough until all of us I beg 10 be left behind . The child sparkles in his eyes. linger . are distracted by the momentary honk I am forever trying The world will crush it. We can lhen tml of a passing goose. to stop its ticking. unless he has strength. for the Tnni t~ l won't be given The woman holds him. and our ete forever. Accepting that he falls . -L Curtis Helping him rebuild . He loves her and, for her, -Dywayne -D.S. he is the child. EXPONENT Friday, May 26, 1989 17 nt Poetry & Fiction THE STREET CLEANER The ~treetcleaner came one \\arm and sunm da' gathered up the children. and S\\ept them all a\'J.! h caught them "hilc out pla: mg m the middle of the ::.treet sucked them up inside itsell and only lett their feel. The parents all came out to find their mis)ing sons and d.1Ughters and only found their Lennis shoe!-. soaked with dirt and water. The streetcl('aner came one \\arm and sunny da}. gathered up the children and swept them all a'Aa) -John Markovich HAllUCINATION INFATUATION Lost love like a roued corp:;e in vour elm.et all.that remains parched lips curled in a permanent smile and thm faint smell of flesh and blood mind and soul gone bad '\o one talks to those in the grave save madmen and the old who11 soon be there anyway The\·'re of no further use whe~n they lie down their head Tho~e who shared with vou life and you with their bed - Yet we must not forget them and lose them from sight for when we do they11 revenge in the mght. -John Markovich HAIKU Snowfall at night's fall Arrives unheard Leaves unseen Not like the rain -John Chu POETIC LICENSE ITY the right to drive and rhyme at the same time -John Markovich te,,, Wine on the Vine Swee! and sour wine, can be of the same vine. It runs along a fine line, as does, the green pine. This can inc!ine, 10 make, a scene so fine. -Dywayne Plachy prints by Lewis Rifkowitz !*I**"'' *A&'U .r I'''' R « e' '''''*I e 'AllA Qa;a a IU"'#JJ •I a;a *'I''* q *AMJU'l,J' '41.JlwQC44'1'AUJIJ1 if I.!* a;a n 147UAAM 4 4;a 41"41#111 *a'**'''*''''' 18 Friday. May 26. 1989 EXPONENT VIDEOPHILIA IN DAYS OF OLD UNTITLED Po\\er He lit a c1l!arcuc and too~ a long drag. a begmnmg 1:, A finger pu1hcd play fillmg hi, quite required for an ending The screen f uned lungs complctcl: Smooth to then be mspired and she ""11.ed through the door. (In dajs 01 old \\hen dope v.as \old . . ) 11 no ending thcre Another da\ He blinked once .. can be. all beginning,. lost. of mmd-Juc-kmg exhaled for etern1t: had left her ex hau,ied. and let his mind ''andcr It felt g0<>d to be home Let loose the trouhles or the d You can and v.111. ... un1'e 1he -.tnli!: The) J.re C\Cf) thing. A trail led me to an unknown place 10 thts. \\hat \\e call life. and m -.o being. rar. far 11110 the day: II I can make tl through. are nothing I ran up the trail which came to be mg '!IO 'e-r) blue: The\ can do so \en much. \Jo end I kno". \O can \OU and also \Cf\ littie. And turned running away. \ ou mu\t sing a son.g. The\ can rhynie. then it "-On"t be long: aiid be. - I retraced my steps. running scared before 1he bad feeling. 1n t11ne. Until reaching a suitable rock. 1 Though fat art thou. my homely lass. Or does it sit and mold. -Craig Bergstadt 1'm deep m luvvV\, tonight; And I Mill love thee now my dear, Till dav.ns the morning ligh1. -Walker Buchanan-Willmuth Till morning fills 1he clouds, my dear, NATURFS BECOMING And darkness mells wilh sky: PEDS CROSSING 0 I will see you !hen my dear Beyond the time of the wintery dead 'n your ugly11 fill my eye I was driving my car Where 1he wind blows innocently one day, And the animals shed, So fair thee well my noct-time luv, when I passed MSU Is a pasture bl ossoming a g rassy green And fair thee well awhile! campus ... midday! With blooming nowers I will come again my luv, 'n darkness I should have waiched my Spring's eminent scene. hides-your yuck-moulh smile. watch 'cause now I could see, I'd be stuck at this crosswalk eternally. They do have 1hc right of way -Anthony Curley -Walker 8uchanan-Willmuth drivers manual tells me. bu1 1hey abuse 1he privilege ... THEY'RE SO FREE! CWES I know for me you have no plly. UNTITLED pedestrians here never crossed in a city. Man needs to realize .. . what holds him back, l"ve heard people ask the aggression like cannibalism I fear lhe mgh1 Why do 1hey get preference or the love that heals? m~ body shakes crossing the domain Their unity You haunt me you ghost of vehicular preeminence? or the suffering of the oppressed? Your grasp is v.eak The answer I see is minimal Their wit; bu1 you hold me 1ill though relevance _here is subli1:ninal. each to invest what they see fit. your embrace is my calm when Old Che\ y is through w11h 1hem: Their blindness to the obvious? but cold is the apparition They11 be Jane or John Doe .. h's not obvious is it!? I taste )"our tears and hear vour juSl for walking single file ... His shameful neglecl laughier · slow, ~lo", slo". or his mother earth's regret? You smile. I sense. Your face a wall Both like all above. stories. memories. dreams -Brian Higgins preventable if set You ~e ever) trick to remind me the wheels of progress Ho\I. can I IO\e a ghost, a bree1e true and just. If I >ee you again merge new worlds men \1.1!1 kno\I. based on trust. .. After all. ""e don't want 10 lose ... -Jason Cates our love. wit, and wheels or our stuck here on Earth blues? -Brian Higgins 20 Friday, May 26, 1989 EXPONENT GOD IN AMERICA MR. AMERICAN MAN JAN. 31 He hang~ h1~ sex. a patch of white. Mr. American Man Ah. my Jo,e On hi~ collar of enlightenment. No more slight of hand I '"'ill be\\ 1th you soon God Imes him and his virgin wife. No more self-control e>en though Her son and hol) sacrament. m your precious land I wi h you \\ere here nO\\ The) are ht> life. to see me go. Mr. American Man Not as good. I \\Onder 11 you C\er picturC' her nude What does your daughter do now? as passionate While pra~ing 3\\3) tho"e thoughts impure as our encounter That keep you bent O\cr. hands together glued Well . she's off at school and your departure Or ifyou\r grO\\ll so accm.tomed 10 11 and she's gettm' around but exqui ite nonetheless. That \\llh on(' Hail \11ar) you go limp. and she ·s gom ·do" n M~ thoughts turn to you, on her knees all of you De,oiJ ol all 1hougtn. but for her. )Our Virgin Mary she's out to please waiting ... out to get her in moss grown forests. Oub1dr children pla). belm\ the "p1re. M. R.S. degree in rugged 'alleys. St1ckh;ill: crack and the addict in culve rts. Mingk nn the street. going no\\ here. Mr. American man m drainage ditches. Babic\ en above, their bellies sick. she's j ust takin' the lead in state parks ... Longing for their mother\ care. of your sweet wife "a lmJe bit here. adultered love of your pathetic life a li ttle b1t there. Bum ~ trouble passers by. for a dime, pieces of love Who ha\e no time. hectic Ines. to bu) She's gone shoppin' for the day everywhere ..... Someone elses \\ine ... Fallen Virgm Queen·· but she' out to play Moaning. With pale blue gnn lures men "ith open thigh. with the check-out boy with anxious anticipation. Din y cops beat harmleS> lads just for being. at the Safeway They may find some of you Out to lunch at the sushi bar but not all of you Christmas passed. no stars not even Oa\'id's seen. abo\'e the ~Mee t Yea, he's going down to eat a nd ccnainly not you. m} lo've in the back seat You and I will be Preacher. bible in hands. finger shaking. of your busi ness car together, Rag~ against every mortal sin. forever He's commmed. b) God he "as chosen. Mr. American Man Be still, my love To sa've your soul from eternal damnation. Housekeeper of vi rgins I will be with you soon. Just Sa) you believe and send a donation. You son ·s down the block -John Markovich We ha\'e operator!\ on the line. right no\I.. to take your call. and he's buyin· the rock one-fifty for flake Hands laid on. \·ou feel the \ibra1ion. how much more can he take VARIATIONS ON A conduit to God ... In the name of Chri>t .. He's your O\l.n mistake (~upreme e:\altations) .. _ heal th~ '\On!" " Miracle of miracle,. he drops his crutches. Mr. American Man "A RED WHEEL BARREL .ord". the preacher he clutche' own demise "Praise the I Breeder of 'vOur so much depends the end ha~· come upon We \\Ill"') a pct'>onal pra)er or healmg. and it's no surprise call no\I. and make a pledge. ... if you a red , .. heel Mr. American Man barrov. We are lree. so sa\~ the con,titution No more slight of hand that God has gi\en In the newfound fand \lo more self-control gla1ed \\uh ram ne\I. beginning. We11 right mam,'\l.rongs ma in your precious land. \l.ater 'lo king\ church. no Judicial oppression. ci' il11al!On We11 tame the land for -John Markovich be .. 1de the \\hue chickem. H 1gh shaman lived 1n peace on ho\) land He didn't under.rand the \\ hite mans·\ is1on UNTITLED 'o much depends Sacred bca.sts and bird. \\ md and sun a pa,,n We're \l.rong'! /\Book shall sa've°., Godlcs' hi:athcn-.! We en10~ our drca1m. Molher earth IO\'Cd. nm\ rurope\ oh,sess10n While \\C can When we "ake up on read board\ 'quarero\\' fhank,g1,ing. the C'\Crlastmg nightmare ol thl' "-\mcnc.111 Indian" We are part of Another 111<.m\ ightmare rated are reign -Edward 8. Williams \\anters -Jason Cates be~1eging the ''hue PERSPECTMS 11 ktngdom outside of our Disillusionment "e all have 1t...regardless of hO\\ much control we thm~ \\C have. because so much goes on so much depends ... 11 ·~ perception. And unfortunately.we have no control outside our tunnel 'ision of life ... and what we do prece1ve is so manipulated upon neurosis. a wonder any of us can communicate with anybody else. But we can bec:rnse it's a massi\e phenomenom ... a mass a red wine to Deathly. deadly seriousness. It 's onl} a matter of time before this thin shell. 1his membrane tears.too. Live and gro'"' or choke vintage death in your own slime. We must break free from our prisons. o ur cell . Refuse to be blinded a nd oppressed. praised by srrained it's nickels and We awake in the morning and choose our faces. our masks. our tiule song and dance. so the world can throw u waiter mask off. so dimes oflo,e and hate. And when we've collected a handful.enough to feed our head. "ego home. but v.ecan't take the we just put more and more on top and lose who we art. We become prostitutes to find ourselve . beside the white diners , stroked. and Dogs Qf life -wanting freedom. but findingcomfon in the chains. To be released. many would die. Petted, pampered they cannot fed, we gladly obey, but pull away and face the wrath Those on a short leash. burn with desire, see with naive eyes what so much depends bite the hand have. Those on a long leash swell and taste, only to be jerked back from the edge a moment too soon. They resent and upon . that feed s them. Without the chain. both would surely perish. We can only hopt for fas t death under merciless wheels a red affluent -John Markovich father glazed with brow THROUGH MINE ms sweat .. razilv. da1ily beside the card de half-hl •p111g. running, raving blanch mad e}, ; darung. stuffed sinuses seeping PLEA E daddy?!?!?!? ~c ream ing hlin~I~. treble-high sound. of Halls Mentho-lyptus commerical gomg to work on those thought way to a crarkling softlY. Tne n a cool Rentie misty rain 1hat is consciousness ... into the mind g1v111g so much depends upon ... Aaaahhhh. a public t.p. ... a sprinkling or chi ll y S\\C3t dispenser on face and hamb One last body-eomulsing ... h1\er plagued " ith man air through clenched teeth suck.mg graffiti Sigh beside the "hit< multiple >ptnal contusions >Uifcred b) the Angel of H i\IOI') folio" ing a high speed collision Figure 12-2b, Amal photograph of bowl aga1ns1 obltv1on ·John Markovich -Walker Buchanan-Willmuth EXPONENT Friday, May 26, 1989 21 "Bn5Y BARREL" on me. and that 1s what he 1s p_ro bably staring at. Boy 1f I onlv had 1he old o•re. SPIT. COUGH. SPUTTER. UGH!!ff' at mean old a pair of legs I'd go and kick 1ha1 gray haired old og ie for man just- raked dirt on me. Gee1. now I feel like someone JUSt throv. mg me Q\:er the fence and gettmg me dirt) . greased me down and rolled me through a pig pen. '\o\I.. ha\e yo':' ~ver wondered v.hat a barrel 1hinks Silt mg out Oh v.ell. It is time for the finale to start. Runners iakc vour Well five racers left. I might jU'lt mal...c 11 through the rodeo ma big arena walling ~or a 1200 lb .. horse to come run right at it'? mark ... get set. .. oops wrong ~port. Here comes the first girl b3rrel w1thou1 being knocked on my ··can ... Oh boy! Maybe after the Or ma~be JUSl \I.ha t u 1h 1nk s penod Well. I sat and tried to racer._ I carefully listen for the name. Alright!She is a good racer. rodeo. I can go see Barney. Gosh. 1f we only had leg~ we could go imagine iv.hat one would think. good 1n the sense that she ne\er knocks over a barrel. I ju~t sit here "cut a rug .. a1 the local bar. I hear that is ""hat all the cowboys and Here I ~H watching the steer iwres1lers go as I anx1oush awau confidently, 11 makes me look auraCll\'e. WOOSH. around she cowgirls do afterwards. for '11} event. the barrel race. Oh look. here comes that nicC girl t0 goes talking to her horse and spurring just enough~ She: nov. Oh well. enough daydreaming. Back to busines .... Oh wow! dress me for my nightly performance She dresses me in a neY. heads toward Barney. veah. another nice turn. I think to m\..,elf. \lright. Four racers do"n and one left I know 111 make It now. Coors beer co\ er. I look like a v1s1on of 10\eliness \I.hen she is she should be a 1\1onte Carlo car racer the wa~ ~h e sweeps C\.Crso Here comes the last girl. Oh y. ·11 1! What\ that name'> Oh dooms done. Well fmall}. the !>leer v.re!>tling is mer v.ith. '\'o"' it'~ urne .,oftly around the barrels. She now .heads towards Beck y_ "' Hang day I was hoping rhis gi rl m1g.h1 lune dropped ou1. I don·t like lor me Oh no! Here come.s that gra) haired old ogre. He is so on Becky!" I shout. Beck~ doe~n't hke this e\ent . 11 makes he1 so her·_ she al\\ay.s knock., o\'C r the fir,t ha11d. mt. l :...mm. 111 try r:nean the ""ay he cas.uall) picks.me up and just tosse!\ me over the nenous. She crmg~. but she doesn·r get knoL:ked mer fhe poslliH: thtnking. Oka) . thinking cap on. Lo1 1J... nut. hcrl' she lence. Oh. up I go- L "1PH! Ol CH' ngh1 on my face_ Wo" ! This coy. gi rl comes racing like a tornado across the finish line. BO\. she c1..11ne. OH MY! NO! NO! FFCK 1K.ght lot me. Oh pka.,cno. no! - 1 ground fee!s hke cement on m) face. Yuck.. the dirt in my mouth i., good. go right. goo W HA \1 ! O UC i-1 She go\ me Oh. I hurt 1.111 ,>\.-er. I tc1ste~JUSt like I drank a" hole bottle of tequilla. Here comes that I listen and anticipate the ne\t name. I don't recogn11e 11. 1hink I"ve cracked a metal nb. Well. at le;L"it l\c lc;1cJ it \Outhful. nice girl to gel me off m\· face: !'.he aho brushes the dirt off m\ ne" •\GASl ! It must bealreshman. I tr) not to look \\Orncd.11 might happy barrel life. Sn long Barne). it \\a~ nice knov.:ngyOu fic1S) e wor-,1 Here =cr - - crack m) make-up. l tr) and prepare my.,elf for th \o long barrel rac111g g1rb. Oh m'. 11 1s ~t:tting d.trkt·r. ;\o, wait I u.-.uall) ha\e a fe" !>pare momem' to look around before the 'he comes. oh good nol 1ou fast. She !'I gettmg closer and clo~er \\hat\ happening? \\. ail. l"m ... n11ng l'f'- I _ook. it qanm~ to get \\a'> tcquilla. race 'tarts. because the) have tti set up the electric eye that \I. ill \\._ \H ! OH '0' I'm tipping. Humm. ma) be 1hedin lighter. lighter,.. Oh. 11 i... lhJt llll'l' ...:1rl Oh. hoY. cnham.1· .mg I um.:- the rarel"'i. lmmediatel)', I look O\er at Barney. and no11ce I le_el like I'm on a balance beam. Oh. please don't let me fall. not \\<.t,n't dymg. mj- cmer_iu'\t ... 1ipp1.·tl 11\CI Ill) eyes 1·m Jh\e and I the Oest looking barrel l\·e e\er ... een. Goll), I really hope he '' h1Je Barne} 1.. v.atchmg.Thank goodnes~ she grabs ahold of me Ice! line. So look ou1 Barne~. h1.·r1.· 1.·11ml' ... Bet...). nouces m) ne\\ Coo~s beer CO\er_ I notice he'~ v.eanng a hand and '>Cb me back on m) bouom. I sigh a Jeep relief "'ome ne\\ \\.-rangier Jacket Gosh, he looks so mar\:elous in 1ha1 Three more barrel racers go and I ~un i\ed tht'm LAKE SHORE swallowed by a crest on its second skip.The water was too rough "'No way, Jose". I countered. "You'll have to duel me for it." I fo r skipping rocks this day. lowered my blade and shou!ed, '"On Guard. Capth!" I watched as day for skipping rocks. It was a day for pirates. With met as l.e blocked my .. Get back here young man! Don·t you dare leave this house in It wasn't a a grin crawled across Cam's face. Our sticks the dexterity of pirates we jumped from rock to rock in search of first swipe. He swung with such a force that should be resaved for those clothes ... cackled \.1om. I tried to duck out the door still cave. As we got closer we counted our steps to find my pirate grace I easily wearing my stiff Sunday Clothes, bu1 Mom nabbed me. our treasure somethir:ig more than play. But with the cave\ exact location. But as usual Cam had to be the captain meron's face bled with anger. My captai'1 bl ocked Cameron, my best friend just has to wall a bit longer. avoided 11. Ca with ease. The next slice caught me off guard and I fough1 m) way 1hrough 1he baulefield ofwys on my room's and pace the steps. my next slash after goi ng in circles in the hot afternoon sun, we were 1he hand clasping my blade. My 1hrobbmg hand Ooor 10 my favorite play jeans, softened by a lifetime of playi ng. Finally. rapped againsl m the cool damp cave. The cave carried the musty smell of ancient only made Cam·s gnn bloom. No way was I going to let him get '\o matter ho" much I loved them, Mom despi sed them. Their wet rock. All of this was of course for the better. W e are evi l away with this. even if he is my best friend . I swung for his head knee!. gashed and a fatal rip in the butt made them unacceptable pirates. hate the warmth and pleasant summer smell~ of the and cut a blow across Captain's cheek. What have I done? in my Mom's eyes. Buttoning them up, I glanced to see Mom outSide. UnCO\enng our treasure we found that one piece was ··cam, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean it !'' The words came to my looking ai 1he scraps of denim I had chosen. She headed back missing. One of our priceless agates was gone. stolen to the icy lips, but I couldn't be sure if I meant them. His face turned red do"n the hall !O fini h her cleaning. signaling 1hat I had passed depths of 1he lake. Who's going to get the fas! gem? Cam being the with pain or embarrassment. but a tear never escaped. in spite of m) jeans. I squeaked out of the door the inspection merciless captain was not about to let his first mate have more Through 1he shock he struggled, "'Oh. 1ha1·s ok. You d1dn'1 do before she could reconsider. I made my way to the warm noon gems than him. The frustration rose through me. Cameron saw n on purpose." rock of Lake Superior's orth Shore. ume the face of his crew flush with mutiny, quickly decided that if we This made me fall to the lowest level even a pJrate can fall. This The only 1hmg tha1 swod in my way now was a ;mall field. As I were real priates we needed to have sabers. That sounded great to incident took us back to reality. We threw away the problems ran, the grass fo und its way around my bare feet up to my ankles, me. How could we be pirates without swords? between us. and made up as only kids can. We walked in the rocks iich of summer playAfler the fi eld I lea'1ng 1hem with !he familiar With the crew a bit settled we headed to a sword tree. My eyes moistened by the waves. We darted in and out of the waves as they that guarded the shore from climbed down the mud embankment opened for some lost gem that may have rolled ashore in the rushed to the shore, for this is where the fresh agates hide llchy grass. The mud oozed be1..,een my toeS!o 1he lops of 1he night. Our path was blocked by a hoard of screeching Killer I could feel my pockets getting heavy with agates when I heard itch. As I s_teppcd oui of the mud I my feet to cool the restless Seagulls. They mobbed our unarmed pany, searching for scraps Mom call me for dinner. We sluggishly made our way back to the to see wt.ere Cameron W j Earthen Fire Dancers to perform June 1-3 at 8 in SUB. ,.. ~ ~ ~ ~~ \ ~' , ~· ... ~ ' Earthen Fire Dance -~/* ·~t ·~p'* ·-q ·1 ,; Earthen Fire Dance Theatre presents Terrescial Wandering. v v ,; Thursday. June I through Saturday, June 3 at 8 pm in the SUB Theatre. This year marks the fourth performance season of the Bozeman based Modern Dance Theatre. following in its tradition of premiering innovative performance art. fancy Dance 0 Bozeman choreographer Dell Wojtala-Cole has once again .... used her creative wit to produce a modern piece inspired by gardening, entitled Incredible Edibles. Lyn Dalebout, dancer and choreographer with " Headwaters: Earth Players of the Greater Yellowstone". based in Jackson. WY. will be dancing a passionate solo Ou1 of the Flames ... For Bozeman Jazz Ye/Jo wst one. From Colorado comes Marilyn Leftwich. co-founder of the Durango Dance Co-op with a lyrical modern work entitled This Island Earth. Eleve n years ago Earthen Fires founder Dana Appling walked into her first dance class taught by Leftwich. and now, once again, they find themselves back on stage together. present Appling's White Man s Wilderness Experience rounds out the first half. The three part piece pokes fun at us "white folk" and the situations that develop in an environment foreign to o ur usual citified way of life. The music for the above pieces is as varied as the dancing itself. featuring nautist Claude Bolling, The Talking Heads. Acapella by The Nylons, and J oe Zawinul. Appling's thematic work. Nesshoue ... (Nay-ho-hay)The River, Not Qouline is an inspired six part modern dance work based upon images and moods of the Colorado Ri ve r and the Grand Canyon through which it nows. Performing the dance are: Earthen Fire Company members Maurene Janke. Della Wojtala-Cole, Kate Thompson, Michael Saturday, June 3rd Willson Auditorium Smith, Laura Condylis, Joye Davidson and Didianne Cofer: and The Durango Dance Co-op. s200 Appling's insight through dance choreography is but one part 2p.m. of the entire work. Bozeman musician Rob Kohler has composed all of the music for Nesshoue and along with Mo rgan Scoll and Kevin Rankin will accompany the dancers li ve. on stage. Ste phanie Campbell. MSU professor in the Department of Media and Theatre Arts, along with theatre majors Erin Adair. Michael Oakes, David Stephen and Laurie Wolf. will add a dimension of theatre to the show through their creative staging of the narrative written by Appling. L...cal batik artist Mary Amster. MSU graduate Li sa Smith and local entrepeneur Rick Meis complete the work with creative costuming and set design. Admission is $5.00 for adults and $2.50 for children under 12. Advance tickets are available at Cactus. the Community Food Co-op. and the SUB Theatre Box Office during the hours of 12 to 4 pm. May 30 through June 2. Doors open at 7:30 and all seating 80 Dancers is general admission. so get there early for the best seats in the ho use. For further information, call Dana at 586-7983. in A Story Ballet & Apology to Pepion In the l"uesday, May 23 issue, the Exponent mistitlcd Flashy Jazz Dances painting t,y Ernie Pepion. The cutline read: Detai l of pregnant Vie tnamese lady ("Goddamn you. C harlie Parler"!) It should have read: Detail of pregnant Vietnamese lady "Company C by Bozeman Jazz Goddamn you, Charli e Ranger.',. Our epologies to Mr. Pepion. EXPONENT Friday, May 26, 1989 23 fJri·Jeiij Deerslayers Romp Town Rivals 84-0 This Week: NBA PlAYOFFS The 1.o> Angeles Lakers defeated the Phoenix Suns IOl-95 Tuesda) to take a 2-0 senes lead tn 1he Western Confereni.:e finaL Tu~dav's win marked the 9th '.ttraight playoff ,·ictory foi the defending champion Laker" \\hO will tra,el to Phoenix Frida\· for Game 3 oftheserie> T1poffforGame3 isscheduied for8 p.m. In the Ea:-.tern Conlerence final. the Detroit Pistons b STANLEY CUP The C algan Flame' ha\e taken a .~-2 senes lead 1n the S1anleY CUp ftnab as they defeated the Montreal Canadmes J.'.?.. Tuesday night. The win moves the Flame~ to "ithm one \ ictor) of taking lheir best-of -,e,en senes \I.1th 1he Canadiens. ~ontreal hopes to sta\e off1!limma1ion when 1hev return home Thurs da; night lrom Game 6. The game, which will not be televised. is slated to stan at 5:35 p.m. ROSEREPREM Baseball Commissioner A. Banlen Giamatti has granted a request b) lawyers representing Pete Rose and h~ rescheduled his meet mg with Rose reguarding h1 alleged gambling activnies. The Commissioner pushed back the hearing date to June 26 in order to give Rose's attorneys ume to evaluate 60 more trans cripts that were recently submhted to them. The attorneys for Rose also claimed they needed more ume to stud) the ongrnal 225-page repon. N.H.LMVP Ste\'e Y1erman of the Detroll Red Wings was named the ' .HL"; Most Valuable Player Wednesday. bare!) outd1stancmg Mano Lemieux and Wayne Gret1ky. The MVP award was the first for Yzerman. "ho becomes the onl; player. other than Gretzky or Lemieux. to wm the award since 1981. Lemieux. last 'Slayers are 1n the bid for State Championships year'' 'AVP. finished second in the ball01ing while 5-11me 'Aost Valuable Player. Wayne Gretzk;. fin ished third the lme. Now 1t was Darrin McBeth 's turn He was not to be left by Biff Cheddar out of the back's try scoring pany. Then u was back to the Rugby Corresponden1 forwards for a score as Brett Knudsen bullied his wa\· across the line for a score. Keeping it in the forwards. Brian Wittenbecher got his hat-tnd. tr) when he got the ball from some loose play and Tim la>t T uesda\ nightthc 'ASL Decr;la>crrugbv club played dodged ht\ \\a) past the wear~ Gec1ers for the ~core. Almost KENTUCKY VERDICT a make-up game agamo;t cross tO\I. n n\"al. 1he 801eman Gee1er~. before he could get his breath bad.. Wmenbecher once again The weather wa\ some\l.hat inclement for pla). but even mother picked the ball from a scrum. ran to the blind side. and 1,1,ent O\Cr The L "''en.11; ol 1'.entucky basketball program nature couldn't stop the Deerslayers. for his fourth try of the game. From there 1t "as out to the back's wa'!i hu \Hth se\eral ~ancuom by the '\CAA due to 1 he game started "ell enough lor the Slayer; t\fter only_ the once again. as full-back Joe Cosgrove cleaned up a IOlhe ball and muluple rule\ 1olauons. As a result. Kentucky will be \econd stop in play. Paul Foster burst through the oppos1t1ons used hi incredible si?e and strength to muscle over for the score. barred from posl!teason tournament play for the next back hne and was awarded the first try. Shortly after the first Keeping out 1n the back's, Darnn McBeth gm his second and the two full seasons and \I.ill not appear on any h\'e tele -,core. Alan Kieckbush stole a line-out ball and Mike Vasquez final try of the game. when he sped around the Geezer bad..-line ca t for the '89-'90 season. In addition to the penalues LOok 1t off h1\ hip and in for another \i1S score. 'ext to score and dove acros!> the hne in the corner of the end 1one. Mc Beth lened against Kentucky, two md1\oiduals were banned \I.as Brian Wittenbecher on a 15 meter scrum-8 man pick-up to also had a great day kick in extra points. missing only si.x out of from 'ICAA pla; Chris Milb was pr the blind side Right after that Mark Gayle took a switch pass in sixteen attempt~. With the fi nal tally of sixteen tr) ·s and ten the back line from Chris Fritsen and powered his way across the converts for the Deerslayers, the boys from MSU co nvm cin~ly line. Then Brian Wittenbecher got another when he pounched on won the match with a score of84--0. Needless to say. the coach mg a mishandled Geezer ball in the end-zone. Rob Neibauer rounded staff and the players were content with the win. which i ... a new GIBSON RETURNS out the first half with a score off of a well rehearsed and record for poi nts scored in one game by the MSU Deerslaytrs. excellently executed play from the back field. This weekend the MSU Deerslayers will use this momentum in Kirk Gibson, last year's Nauonal Leagu MVP, w3> In the second half, the Deerslayers turned up the gas a notch. a bid to become the Montana champions. Saturday and Sunday activated by the Los Angeles Dodgers earlier this Quentin Rhoades.scored early with his patented bowling ball all the Montana teams will gather in Butte. for the an nu al state \\eek. Gibson, who has missed most of the season with running style. Chns Fntsen was awarded the next score. cutting tourament. The Deerslayers are optimistic 1n their auempt of knee and hamstring injuries, staned in Tuesday's and weaving through the Geezers, leavrng most who attei;ip t e~ a finally winning the big local event. In the past years 1he Slayeh game against the Philadelphia Phillies. Gibson went tackle, laying on the pitch. Next was Mark Gayle again, w1~ h have fallen to the Missoula Maggots, the perennial champions for 1-for-4 m the Dodgers 4-1 loss to the Phillies. another great power run thro1:1gh the oppos1uon. Once agam as long as most can remember. This year. howe\'er. the team is Chris Fritsen left the defense without a clue on how to take him looking at il3 all lime best and with a little per e\erance and dO\I. n. as he sliced m for another stinging. 1f not embarrassmg ma\ be a little lady luck. the Oeer"la\·ers from \i1CiL will Onng :-..:ore He even slam dunked the ball over h1~ head a."' he cro""cd home the coveted CllP' <...o get ·er1 b0)-3. 24 Friday, May 26. 1989 EXPONENT MSU Varsity Sports Will Return Next Year ... John Tetrault returns as starting QB next year Debbie Cober will be back in the line up next fall phOto b) Ke•tn House ************************ STUDENTS Order your Combo ticket through your fee payment! Only $65·.oo _(for the 89-90 season) Most exciting and least expensive entertainment in town. 5 Home Football Games Guarantee of 1 Cat/Griz 16 Home Basketball Games Basketball and Football ticket 3 Nights Spring Rodeo Best seats available for under $3 Only 240·0 available so order now! ************************- ______,.. ______.___ : ..- ..- ___ ...::...::...:. ------. -- -·-. ------EXPONENT Friday. May 26. 1989 25 THE1 2thMAN Don't drink and drive EDITORIAL I I by Paul Johnson ~:1:-;iff Sportswnler Thi!) past iweek ha~ been a ¥.eek of limbo for s~orts fans. From ba. 1all to basketball to hockey, u·s been a "eek where nothing ne'A hd been resohed or revealed. Beginning with baseball: the P~te Rose soap ope~a .. wh~ch W'.er rinkv-dink cable channel the NHL sold the playoff rights to. have complained lo.ng and loud about the lack of playoff coverage. It seems strange to me that the NHL would choose to go with regional rather Maximum strength than. national coverage for its growing sport .. Espe~ially with Wayne GretLky moving to a media center (and. yes, an American cay) such as Los Angeles, It would appear logical lO capitalize on America's growing interest in hock_ey. Yep. I'm afraid the NHL slit its own throat on this one. By not taking Graduating Senior Financing Program advantage of the interest generated by Gretzky's move to L.A. and by not covering what has turned out to be a superb Stanley Cup final, the NHL has indeed missed out on a golden opponunity. Guerrero Speaks St. Louis first baseman Pedro Guerrero recently apologized to Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda for hiscommems to the press regarding his stint as a player with Los Angeles. It seems that Guerrero told reporters .that the Dodgers treated him "like a dog" before he was traded to the Cardinals last season. What You Don' Kn ow ... Baltimore P.R. director Rick Vaughn was leafing through a listing of baseball records recently when he became curious as to which active catcher When you 've got an aching desire to have fun, mi leage a nd great handling and performance. might be approaching the record fo r con.secuti~e ~r~orless ga~es. He phone~ take something with maximum strength: a You can't ask for a more solid block of continu the Elias Sports Bureau (baseball's official stausucian) and discovered to his Subaru XT®. It contains the perfect a mount of ous fu n. Especially surprise that Rick Cerone of the Red Sox had just surpassed Yogi Berra's at this price. Come in and sportiness, technology and value. test-drive a S uba major league record of 148 straight games without an error. Cerone, ~naware ru XT or XT 6 today. of hi s fame. held the new mark of I 58 games. Vaughn promptly noufi.ed the All S ubaru XT models have wind-cheating drag Red Sox who in turn told Cerone. Cerone was obviously pleased wnh his coefficrents of 0.29, so yo u get excellent gas accomplishment but the celebration did not last long. Two nights later Cerone dropped a routine pop fly ending his streak at 159. THE 1989 SUBARU ~ Batting Quis We built our reputation by buik:ling a better car. On May 6th, St. Louis reliever Dan Quisenberry stepped up to the plate for only the third time in 11 seasons as a major league player. Dete~mme~ to get a hit in one of his rare plate appearances. Quisenberry cha~ged his bat~mg style, lifting his leg slightly before swinging at the pitch. When his new-and-improved batting stance produced the usual result (a weak chopper to ~econd for an out), Quisenberry explained the problem, "I thought they were ma zone, but they were playing man-to-man." DICK WALTER Quotes of the Week ~ m Motors SUBARU. ~ew York Mets reliever Don Aase on his numerous baseball comebacks: "Wh ere Quality a nd Service ·-rm like a whale_ E\.ery once in a while, I resurface." Are Standard Equipmen t" Chicago White Sox manager Jeff Torborg on the metal plate inserted i.n catcher Carlton Fisk's broken right hand: "I don't think ll will affect his 25 S. C h urch, Bozeman, MT., 586-1771 mobiht). Electrical storms might be a problem." ~======~ "'v i-naay, May 26, 1989 l:At'U1'41:1'ill Exponent staff on Martial Arts: Monday Ir Thursday nights. For the Mind and Body The benefits or training m the martial arts are man} but ma) generally be classified as mental and physical. Due to space limnauons this article will onl\ deal with a few of the physical and mental benefits. · MOUNTAIN The physical benefits of the marnal ans vary \\ith each of the different m !es and tr~ining philosophies of the instructors. Aerobic training ma~ be achie.\ed by training. '"m the ranks" or circun training_ A club may do much of their aerobic train mg "in the ranks." When training in the ranks the students are BIKES lined up in rows according to belt rank and the instructor leads the clas'.\ through 1various blocks. pokes. punches and kicks. Some clubs train m a circuit." here students concentrate on a specific kick or punch at each ~talion and then mo'e to the next station. As "ith any aerobic '~orkout the hean rate Compare must reach a steadv state and be maintained at that le, el for a minimum of 20 • • .Style . • . Price . ..'' Along with an increase in general and •FREE WATER BOTTLE CAGE AND 24-0Z. local muscle endurance comes an BOTTLE BY COMFY PRODUCTS WITH EACH increase in flexibility. As with any motor BIKE PURCHASED DURING THIS SALE. activity, the greater the flexibility the better the performance and decreased likelihood of injury. minutes. Mania! ans training also offers excellent opponunities for increasing in muscular strength. The strength students obtain through marital ans is valuable in stabilizing Joints as they mature or age. Along with an increase m general and local muscle endurance comes an increase in Oe"i:ib11it). As \\-Ith any motor act1\•ity. th~ greater the flexibility the better the performance and decreased likelihood ot injury. Therefore. students are motivated to incre~e their flexibilit~ as much .·s possible. This increase in flex1biht}. in conJuncuon with increases m trength ,, nd cardiovascular endurance will assist student.., m other motor actJ\ iues such as spons or work. Tramirg in the martial a11s like any endeavor 1s more m.e the proverbial MTM ••TRAIL'' PANASONIC ••MOUNTAIN iceberg. Th"' majont) of man1'll an kno" ledge is below the surface and out of Available In Men's and Ladies' Frames sight. The m~ntal aspect 1s often overlooked by the novice in a de~1re to obtam ...... frwne CAT 3500" correctness of c?mplex motor panerns required in each style. E~en if it were • 9wTilno 15-l SIS-.. : ~~~c~ ha'neand lork possible. which 11 is not. to gi"·e an individual the physical capabihues required • Frat W'ld ras C8'dliMw brakes • &no.x XCM l'.l40""""" 1&50000 d9-.s of the art without the mental preparedness. a gra\e error is committed. This • Araya "°YfmS .... - Ml6 • o.a-cc,,,po brakes error could be likened to allowin~ children to pla\ with firearms "ithout Reg. S295.oo SALE s1gga9 Reg. $375.00 SALE s32ga1 The discipline inherent in most martial arts styles quickly teaches the invalua ble lessons of humbleness and respect for authority. supervision. The discipline inherent 111 most mania! arts styles quid.I) teaches 1he invaJuable lessons of humbleness and respect for authority. Agam, as with any undenaking. the mental maturity lhat comes from hours of practice and perspiration allows the technician to become an anist. The improved concentration allows the individual to focus on an increased amount of their mental and/ or physical resources toward accomplishing a goal. The learning of a specific amount of skills teaches the ability to se1 both long term and short term goals. The increased mental awareness of the trained maniaJ anist allows him or her to avoid many potentially dangerous situations prior to disrupting their inner calm even for a shon while. Martial arts offers an individual an opportunity to improve oneself both physically and mentally. The martial arts can become an intricate part of one's being and unlock many doors to knowing oneself and the world around them. 99 Brought to you by Student Activities SALE 9499 and ASMSU Films llAVIYOU MR HADA RUllYBIG SEOllT? liffmm ._..!9 _...,,. Niay 28 29. 30 7 00 & 900 N W Lounge - SUB 25 . ~ - WAYNE GRETZKY'S FINANCIAL Climbing IMPACT ON THE LOS ANGELES . :_:1;: . ·.Free Rock KINGS* · ,/. Clinic 1. 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Schmitt 'f.• H~~~otllne SN-9444 Bu,me..._, Ofli(T m \.fontana H:J/l A non.1n111_1 'olii// H.i ~r tun ..1 ,pnng pan~. lom be' m.Jmt.1med unle... , publ1c;.111on of na.11e(sl is Attorney Pregnancy Problem Cente 1k•m.'d Studenr.•. fa•ult_\ omdam otherpel'On.• will be rr•ptirh1Me Im "h.11 '-' pubh::ihed regard/es.:. of Affordable inh·nt. d1rn:11on (1/ •latemcnt or per.onal be/id Rdc:t.-.e u/ nomlt'(.•} 11//I 1a S. c p/:Jt.Y' on/1 w!k-n orderrJ b 1 .1 '"'ur: o/ /311 The E \ P John CGUJ;r,r Mr11encamp Big Dadd ~ Missoula, MT 59801 J uha.. arc 1ou s.om~ 10 Jmc 1h<' 1an n.i~cd' cir maybe ii ANNOUNCEMENTS golfC11rt huh' Placement Available now! Soltk'gU} "hodro c• AM.1 ngt & .._.1111 r >.:ht\\ r U. 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