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Laurier's Official Issue 28 Student Newspaper • Volume 42 •

2 News 6 Opinion 10 International 12 Feature 14 Entertainment 18 Sports 20 Student Life 22 Business 23 Classifieds

Absolute K-OS at Wilf's Off-campus committee

Scott Cairns improves

A charting hip hop single with no housing bass line? A live Hip Hop show with

from no drums? Conscious raps Jenn Martin straight out of Southern Ontario?

What is the world to? Who coming With housing issues on the rise in is such excellent up to nonsense? Kitchener-Waterloo, new efforts by The all those answer to ques- the city are in the works to well the of tions, as as meaning increase the viability of off-campus familiar life, is K-OS. Those not housing and improve relations doubt with the name will without a with the community at large. be his album in a matter Based the bumping on a program at of months. Those who are already University of Western Ontario, the "down" with K-OS probably saw Waterloo community is hoping to him Wilf's last where at Thursday, develop a similar program enabling rocked with he the house along easier mediation between stake- friends Kamau & Marvel, in promo- holders in the community and tion of his new album, Exit. and for greater safety knowledge Born in Whitby, Ontario, K-OS students who live off-campus. The

(meaning knowledge of self, or city's establishment of what is

Kevin's original sound...depending referred to as the 'Off Campus It's when on you're talking to him) (Y)our Neighbourhood

had a few thoughts for the Cord Committee' has ensured that rela-

about black Weekly being a musi- tionships between stakeholders cian outside of Toronto's cultural will be built in order to create an slipstream. off-campus housing program

it's always the that are people ROCHACEWICH acceptable and beneficial to all just outside Toronto that pick up members of the community. what's because on really going on As it stands, the committee they're really observing what's LAURA hopes to institute an off-campus going on." and housing mediation program an Whitbv-born artist K-OS put on an outstanding (if too short) show at Wiif's last week. He showed with up advisor off-campus housing pro- Continued 14 no no on page drums, spoons, and no lyrics...check that...he rhymed like Dr. Seuss. "It for off- gram. covers everything

campus living," explains Kaye Clubs as Iron Chefs Crawford, a committee member. mediation could be Campus compete The program accessed by either a tenant or a

landlord for use in dis- The resolving two groups competing were the

Waterbuffalos and the Arts Club. A putes. Culinary pre- However, a large portion of the released scouting report had rumors circulat- of the lies in the "If show strength program ing; they (Waterbuffalos) up sober, advisor proposed off-campus pro- they have a chance to take the title." where the basic idea gram, is to As for the Culinary Arts Club, it was said "hire students who live in the "With cooks choose that, so many to from, this to act as advisors is have if neighbourhood team guaranteed to a strong showing; after Crawford. check their hours," says they egos at the door." Hired students would be called Before the competition got started, I was mediation and able to give advice, sup- to get a few comments from one of the of in a variety situations expe- judges, Union vice-president, David Wellhauser. port rienced by off campus students. "I hope you're all ready, this is going to be Fully trained, advisors would be an excellent competition. I hear they (the handle number of situ- able to any KRUCHAK Waterbuffalos) can add booze to anything." ations ranging from people park- The other judges consisted of David's ing on front lawns to noisy neigh- MATT brother Paul, a former graduate of WLU, Tim bours in the middle of the night, Fox and WLUSU President Dave Prang. Buffalos cooking chicken...that's funny. Buffalos and Culinary Arts raising money...that's cool and would also be able to contact The crowd favourites were the Waterbuffalo the director handle Asselin introduced the and program to any Jennifer at beginning the contest- team, consisting of three members of the club.

situations felt unable or ants one hour to cook and The they are given up a storm Culinary Arts Club, had fan base as well to deal with. On cook! make as dishes with this unequipped your marks, get set, many item as possible. with their team of three members.

"It on These words Wilf's The members are allowed of gives you peer peer rang through Saturday group to use any "It's going to be fun but we're also going to mediation," Crawford of the night, as the first Iron Chef the other food items around Wilf's as well as says Competition got do a little something for the community," said who explains that with underway. ingredients provided by the Culinary Arts Club, Brendan Fox, the president of the Culinary Arts process, advisors in need For those of who have no idea what this with the of place police only you who, help many sponsors, helped Club. be called if the situation escalates is, let me The Laurier ver- on this event. competition explain. put The competition was fierce. I do have to to since "it's sion of the Iron Chef, similar to that of the tele- When the the unacceptable levels, time is up, judges do a taste note that both sides had some interesting an to deal with vision show, had two of Laurier's clubs test and a winner is chosen. A two-dollar dona- easy, friendly way biggest strategies. The buffalos (not always clear-think- behavioural or nuisance issues." to find out who the finest cooks on tion at the door was collected, competing with the winning ing guys), decided to start with the Minute Rice

campus are. team getting the proceeds to donate to chosen

A Continued on 3 secret ingredient, in this case chicken, is Continued 21 page charity. on page 2 news

Grads defend their home

Graduate Students'Association President John Lomotey speaks on the

planned Science Building expansion and the Grad House conflict

Stefan Sereda

Although the Grad Pub has been

targeted for demolition, some

members of the Laurier communi-

less than with the ty are happy decision, indicating that a new chapter in responsible growth debates has begun. Continued dis- cussion over the impending destruction of the building to accommodate new teaching facili-

ties has revealed that certain cam-

with pus groups are disappointed the decision.

Specifically, the Graduate

Students Association has expressed discontent with the amount of negotiation and consul- tation that went into the decision. CADE GSA President Jonathan Lomotey addressed several issues regarding

between the negotiating process MATTHEW his and WLU's Senior group

"we have Administration, stating, science in The Grad House, looming ominously over the dwarfed building the background. Oh wait, perspective. been talking about it, though we

about the that "we have noted that the establishment still and are not totally happy way position is not Lomotey no agree- option: having are underway, Lomotey

has been han- with the has been reached remain in its location. "would the work it agreed ment through present want process to

died." administration the course of the recent discus- Lomotey stated that he is "keeping out in everyone's benefit."

"We have not to take down sions with the administration and an mind" with all three he wants to that According to agreed open However, ensure Lomotey, the with the a(±rilriistra- the existing that the GSA feels that "all the options. the interests of graduate students administration grad house." options are still open." These Should the grad house be would be taken care of. tion to take down agreed to con- He further options include the construction moved or rebuilt, Lomotey said Negotiations between Laurier's

the the "it of house that the GSA would ask the admin- administration and sult GSA on existing grad commented, a completely new grad as senior well the of the finance the Graduate Students all issues before house." appears we as dismantling pres- istration to reconstruc- Association will Grad and its tion in further the a final decision have but we ent Pub reassembly negotiations. The be continuing throughout

ii elsewhere The was made, and have not for- on campus. GSA, proceedings regarding the future week.

they did not. Lomotey's official mally agreed." however, is also negotiating a third of the Grad Pub and its employees Gallery showcases Laurier talent

Robert Langen Gallery displays

student, staff, and faculty art from

March 19th-30th...for free!

WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002 3 news

The Dalits' struggle

Scholar Arpita Anant lectures at Laurier on India's most beleagueredpeople

Dillon Moore archy is still in place because of

financial standing and family name.

The Dalits of India have made The persecution faced by the

the Dalits has been terrible and dehu- some great progress in past

few decades, hut they still bear a manizing.

heavy burden of stigma. Anant outlined that the Dalits those At a guest lecture last Tuesday, were people who did what brought to Laurier by the depart- were generally considered "pollut- & ed such vil- ment of sociology anthropology jobs," as cleaning up

and the South Asia Partnership of lages and burning animal carcass- discussed Ottawa, Arpita Anant the es. They lived outside of the vil-

problems facing this caste. Anant is lages themselves, and the moniker

a Commonwealth Research Scholar "untouchable" was literal, "to the

from Jawaharlal Nehru University, point where their shadow was even

New Delhi, who is pursuing her considered polluted," said Anant.

studies at The term "Dalit" Queen's——- University. was originally X. Previously coined by the who delivered informative lecture last St. Michael Anarit, a very Monday at campus known in less They lived outside social activist

ants of the and mass the action, have to ensure a politically correct of the villages (and Dalit) Dr. were mainly high caste, rape, persecution, helped were concerned with the Scheduled and Scheduled more times as "the Bhimrao Ramji and they Caste representative government, and themselves, of of the lower Tribes of but Anant that this is untouchables," Ambedkar, and condition some (Prevention Atrocities) says measure

backlash from the other the Dalits are on the moniker means literally castes and initiated some social Act was put into place. "facing a

the bottom of the "broken or reform." This last act was far the most castes." "untouchable" was by When India and and Often the tension between the Indian caste sys- oppressed peo- gained independ- comprehensive effective, literal, "to the point Ambedkar from it Ambedkar has resulted in violence. tem, or social ple." ence Britain, was many more cases were registered castes

who for under When member of one of the order. where their shad- was one of the was most responsible it. a often few the Dalits to more The main faced other castes kills a Dalit, Traditionally ow was even con- dynamic helping get pro- problems by Hindu society political leaders tection under the constitution. the Dalits today include civil rights, there is retaliation, which is then sidered divided into polluted," from Since this various followed a of was to emerge step, govern- political representation, over- by cycle increasing said orders based on Anant. the class to fight ment initiatives have been started whelming poverty, and the rights violence.

the unfair the of Dalit who While there is still much be occupation. Four sys- to attempt to remedy situation. women, Anant says to noted that classes, comprising priests/intel- tem, and is described as being "just The Untouchability Offences are "triply oppressed" for being accomplished, Anant

merchants and famous Gandhi India" of the and leader- lectuals, warriors, as as in by Act 1955 recognized prob- women, Dalits, poor. "despite not having good

were above the Dalits Anant. lem but did far While the aforementioned the Dalits have been able to artisans, not go enough, as acts ship, be who, strictly speaking, were below According to Anant, when the was the case with The Protection have helped in the area of civil recognized. Hopefully raising will the caste system. British arrived "they saw India as of Civil rights Act of 1976. Finally, rights, the other three areas awareness of this issue only

While these dis- based divi- in and in lead humanitarian occupational being very on caste 1989 response to an remain very problematic. A system to greater have social hier- because their first inform- of of affirmative tinctions blurred, sions, ongoing atmosphere killings, reservation, or gains."

News bites! New housing committee Future teachers march in protest

Continued from cover city, which is already looking at assisting the Though no official timeline has been set, A demonstration students and of by faculty venture with funding, as looking for a joint a strategic planning session will occur in the of Education Students' Faculty venture between because of and there that a will universities April is hope program Association at York and of Hired advisors will be door their each and the he the fall. Crawford University, Faculty required to go proximity to other fact in place by Right now, Students' of Association at University to door to introduce themselves to the that it the the committee is in the of is not uncommon UW and WLU explains, process Windsor is for this March planned Thursday , households in their area and then visit again students live together. In fact, she hopes to developing more internal structure. "We're

27th. three times "There's real the that will per semester. a see program as a joint three-way ven- trying to create something be long- The Toronto march will from the progress one-on-one contact there," says Crawford ture between the institutions themselves, lasting, so we'd like to get a formal structure Ontario Institute for Studies in education on become enthusiastically. "They visible in the the city, and bodies of student representa- in place."

252 Bloor St. West to Park. such and there that the Queen's community." tion as WLUSU UW's Federation of In addition, is hope pro-

The are to Another idea that has also been Students. with protesters marching express brought gram will be of some assistance the the opposition to government's to the table is that of an provincial creating emergency anticipated housing crunch created by the Ontario Teacher shelter for students. the the fire planned Qualifying Test, In past double cohort. With more and more stu- which would require teachers to take has been reluctant issue dents off regular department to living campus at younger ages, "We're trying to tests to their to do their job. orders to prove ability displace students in questionable Crawford hopes, "if we have some sort of

The teacher candidates' release in the middle of create that in press housing a semester. something system place it will make life better for

states "the teacher of an testing is under the "if a part ongo- However, new program, stu- will be long-lasting, everyone." attack on education." had ing public dent a problem and housing was "We're at least all sitting down and talk- so we'd like to get we would have a where stu- about Crawford. unsafe, system ing this," says "It's very Virus formal Computer Alert dents could be removed until their a structure haven't taken this of housing early. We to any our could be situation resolved," Crawford in place." decision-making bodies yet." A new virus is on the web, under In this safety issues could be the circulating explains. way, Despite it's relative infancy, program the name 'W32/MyLife.B@mm', through dealt with in a more and effective that timely is generally viewed as something will be Microsoft Outlook and MSN Messenger manner. highly beneficial to students. "It is impor- address books. e-mail with the It arrives in an Thus far, The of "Dean is of that students' of University Waterloo, McMurray very supportive tant we preserve quality following information: Laurier, the and the have all been the Crawford city police issue", says. WLUSU's Vice- life and create an atmosphere where off- bill Subject: caricature involved in the and there President: students feel safe and planning process, University Affairs Dave campus can know Attachment: cari.scr that will also Wellhauser is also enthusiastic the where for are hopes Conestoga College about to go help."

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WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002 4 news

Super high crimes...bees in hives

that not Bouckaert Hall & Little House. COUNTERFEIT 1555 HRS TUE MISCHIEF 0145 HRS SUN MAR eventually settled down and was appears entry was gained.

MAR 19/02 24/02 allowed to use Library resources.

MAR 24/02 MISCHIEF SAT MAR 23/02 - SUN Staff at the Tim Horton's outlet in Person(s) unknown ripped down MISCHIEF 0330 HRS SUN driver MAR 24/02 23/02 - SUN A Waterloo Taxi the Arts Building turned over what the sign at the Fine Arts Building MISCHIEF SAT MAR reported unknown had thrown that had been thrown at his Person(s) appeared to be a counterfeit ten- on MAR 24/02 eggs of removed cab unknown as he the contents several bags of dollar bill. They advised that they Lodge Person(s) unknown a by person(s) Mid sidewalk de-icer on the have received other bills of the St and left the sign lying on the "Fire Route" sign in lot 7. was driving along Campus ground Drive. outside Little House B Wing. same nature recently. The bill was front lawn.

ENTER FRI turned over to Waterloo Regional ATTEMPT BREAK &

- SAT Police Fraud Branch for further CAUSE DISTURBANCE 0225 HRS MAR 22/02 - MON MAR 25/02 MISCHIEF SAT MAR 23/02 SUN MISCHIEF MAR 23/02

MAR 24/02 unknown kicked a investigation. SUN MAR 24/02 Person(s) unknown attempted to Person(s) glass broke bus the Tim Horton's unknown the window at the north end of Little Officers up a fight on a gain access to Person(s) damaged

of between House B TRESPASS 0105 HRS THU MAR on Mid Campus Drive. The bus outlet in the Science Building. It top a walkway light Wing.

21/02 contained students from Humber

of who had been invited to Officers responded to a report College a

No further some people inside the construe-- function at the Turret.

tion site of the new residence on action was required.

Seagram Dr. On arrival no one was

found. TRESPASS 0015 HRS SUN MAR

24/02

the of MISCHIEF 0120 HRS THU MAR Officers responded to area

21/02 the Toyota Solarium after receiv-

had thrown of individuals Person(s) unknown ing a report walking

the vehicle around on the roof. On arrival some eggs at security no found. while it was parked. one could be I J® fcl COUNTERFEIT 1200-1420 HRS MISCHIEF 0245 HRS SUN MAR

THU MAR 21/02 24/02

Wilf's staff reported that they had An officer responded to a report of

received counterfeit three males a ten-dollar damaging a pay phone lunch hour. The bill inside the doors the bill during the just to fl 7 bedroom house: large bedrooms and common room with laundry facilities. Theatre Auditorium/Mac was turned over to Regional Police House Link. Fraud Branch for further investiga- On arrival, phone parts were

tion. found on the ground in the Dining

Hall Quad but the suspects were

MEDICAL ASSIST 2005 HRS THU gone.

MAR 21/02 MISCHIEF 0300 HRS SAT MAR

An ambulance was called for a stu- 23/02 Clean the shelf! dent at Willison Hall who was Person(s) unknown removed all

her the towel experiencing sharp pains in paper and toilet paper

side. She rolls in a washroom in Little House right was transported to There's a food hospital. and spread them about the floor. °*x

THEFT UNDER $5000 FRI MAR CAUSE DISTURBANCE 1130 HRS / . (7v % drive for X \ ( 22/02 SUN MAR 24/02 Mg \ —'/ A WLU student reported that his Officers were called to the Library ;. %. i the KW Food bank. locker had been broken into in the regarding a student who was being §

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WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002 6 OPINION THECORDWEEKLY The colour of fear individual. arrived in North sir'? 'Where were born, sir?' Mojdeh Zamani-Ramazani is a middle- al He you

as border he was seventeen The questions continue aged financial analyst at CIBC. She has a America when years The 1926 tie that binds since of his the contents of Zamani's degree in business from Loyola- old, where he received the first patrol peruses Student Publication AWilfrid Laurier University for reason detain him. California. from an a to Maramount in She emigrated many degrees Brown, Ivy car, looking Nichols Centre Third Floor, Fred Campus don't from Iran in 1974 and has lived in League school in the United States. He His six degrees matter now. 75 Avenue West, University and Nor do his awards the four Windsor for the fifteen has been a since 1979 two teaching or past years. professor Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5 hours Zamani drives weekend has been excellent mother a committee of and stu- every just Mojdeh an to years ago faculty (519) 884-1970 ext. 3564 Professor of the in to watch his son soccer in her two always encouraging and dents named him Year youngest play Fax: (519) 883-0873 sons, the fact that he's been liv- supporting the in whatever it is the University of Waterloo's engineering Toronto. Even Advertising: (519) 884-1970 ext. 3560 boys in North America for over choose to do. ing thirty years www.wlusp.com they department.

a Canadian citizen is irrelevant. e-mail: [email protected] Mojdeh formerly worked for as All that is Zamani born Women's Enterprise Skills Training, and matters was

I've seen that ass in Iran and the "look" of a ter- helped teach job skills to immigrant possesses is so times. them their to rorist. Zamani, who also a part-time many women, aiding in attempts in to Canadian life. who Recent professor at a university Detroit, Amy Wright adapt Anyone

the border several times a week. meets Mojdeh recognizes her as a good anti-terrorism laws crosses Since he has been Editorial Staff woman. September 11th, have permitted searched and Editor-in-Chief Matthew Cade Why then, is Mojdeh standing at the stopped, questioned News Martin such to almost time. Editors Jennifer airport watching dozens and dozens of injustices every

Dillon Moore individuals walk Recent anti-terrorism laws have by as airport security occur. per-

Opinion Editor Amy Wright mitted such to occur. The fear empties her bags and makes her remove injustices

Entertainment Lynnette Visaya of has allowed them Editors her shoes? This occured not once or society to occur. A

Amanda Fitzpatrick newfound that has stemmed twice, but three times. Three times xenophobia

Sports Editors Wilbur McLean from the events of 11th has Mojdeh was searched, as people of all September

Mariana Hrkac other ethnicities strolled unmolest- home life is allowed these to But these by, His very successful, as events occur.

International Editor John Carlaw ed. well. He has been married to Mojdeh for instances of blatant racism should not be

Features Editor Tannis Fenton almost and have "It doesn't really make sense to me," twenty-five years they occuring.

King '0' the Man Bands Kevin Klein Ali Zamani. both Canadian Terrorists are bad. Muslims are not. begins 20-year-old "My par- two sons, proud citizens,

Business Editor Chris Jacobson and the who each successful their own ents are very successful people are in

In Maneesh Sehdev Your Dreams only thing that distinguishes them from rights. Indeed, Nader Zamani is a good

other successful is their ethnici- man. Cord Staff people ty'' So why then are they searching his Classified Coordinator Michelle McCulloch Nader Zamani, Mojdeh's husband, is car as he tries to cross the border? Wilbur McLean On-Line Editor David Field math the of 'Where sir?' 'Where Sports Editor a professor at" University are you from, are Production Assistants Your NameHere (ext. 3564) of read 'What Windsor. His plethora degrees you going, sir?' are you carrying Raymond Sun Kit On Carol Rich like and he has with sir?' 'How will be a grocery list, always you, long you stay- Anna Gunny Dan Heilbrunn the author and do not necessarily reflect those of strove to himself as a sir?' 'What do do for a portray profession- ing, you living, or Copy Editors Debra Siemens The Cord Staff, the editorial board, WIUSP WLU.

Chris Clemens Heidi Sundwall

Michael Millard Dianne Tennen

Circulation and File Manager Wayne Money LETTERS

Student Publications Staff Non-Partisan Cord WLUSU that control Photo Manager Laura Rochacewich aware of your opinions, so was disgusted by the that the

Editors-ln-Chief Lynette Clarke this situation be avoided in the NDP had the student Keystone Politics can over government Laura Jardine future. the there. of Sandra Mackenzie In meantime, I encourage I was the only non-supporter

Photo donate Keystone Manager Martin Kuebler Regardless of whether or not there is a Kristi and Paul to "about $50" to the NDP involved with the organization

IT Blue the fact that the least and Manager Maciek Makarski "Big Conspiracy," charity, or at very to return it it was very difficult to move up in

Advertising Manager Angela Foster Students' Union candidates accepted to their party. the ranks of the organization. NDP

Ad Production Manager Dara Hakimzadeh funds from a political party remains an members dominated the Union office

Production Ad Assistants Elisabeth Oliveira issue of fundamental importance. Greg Smith and one official of high influence was an

Nelu Handa Student like immediate relative former cabinet Jennifer Summerfield politics, municipal politics, of a

Public Relations Coordinators Trisha Merz are supposed to be non-partisan; it minister in the Bob Rae government.

Ami Shah Jessica Reid should that Proper Protection I don't WLUSU stay way. see the situation with

Resources Coordinator Edwards' and Mr. Tambeau's and the Human Vacant Ms. provincial Tories as any worse

undisclosed receipt of donations from In November, our floor received a large or different, although I must admit that Admi ni strati on the "Millennium of condoms from Tories' Leadership amount an undis- they are affiliated with a much more President Christopher Ellis Fund" breach of the closed club constitutes a stu- on campus, enough so that realistic and practical-minded organiza- VP: Finance & Administration Edward Schall dent WLUSU elec- the body's trust (if not every person on floor got ten. tion than the NDP. With the election of Boardof Directors Ben Martin desk tions regulations). Regardless of their Today, I was cleaning out my when the more moderate Ernie Eves as PC Heather McFarlane Nicole Kozicki and few intentions (which I'm sure were, I ran across a that I still have and party leader and premier, we can hope- Amanda Baumann Gary Kenning still Laurier's students will that look are noble), discovered, to my horror, these fully forward to an even more Board Secretary Jill Hartry be Vice condoms all date. represented next year by a are past their expiry interesting and exciting relationship President of Finance and Executive After few of Contri butors Vice talking to a my friends, it between student government and

Terri Ramsawack, Sean Geobey, (thanks for all your work this President: Affairs who "owe" that few of University appears quite a these have provincial governments. year!) Derek Iwanuk., Caitlinn Howlett, Dave Wellhauser, Julie the Ontario Progressive Conservatives - been used after they've expired. We sim- Pong, Jennifer Asselin, Diva Donny (the monopoly master) at least. want to ask to check Martin Asling, Kiran Kharaud, Kat Lourenco, Corwin Leifso, subconsciously, ply campus your Scott Cairns, Marc Heinen, Stefan Sereda, Thomas Andy Lee, A student's personal ideology or expiry dates. If you're like us at ail, the James M. Morgan Thompson, congratulations to everyone who got hired this affiliation their of last party is own business, thing you think about before slip- week, good luck to Joe as next year's Radio Laurier coordina- course. the minute a candi- on dome is if it's the tor, Nick Solowski will you just ask her already, Led Zeppelin, However, pin' a past expiry

BIRTHDAY Anna for me Los Lobos, HAPPY KEVIN, to date becomes beholden a that finding financially to date, so please ensure you're prop- Thanks, Dave The Product, to the snow for eternally falling, to the Opinion political party, that changes. Clear, pub- erly protecting yourself. section for being so much fun, to Maneesh for hiring me for lic disclosure of candidate's financial about how cool are for a I do not know Dave Wellhauser and next year... More letters you getting

laid so much! You're so macho and sexy... -Spooky backers should be mandatory. have never spoken to him personally.

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WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002 7 opinion

Leaving a legacy On March 20th, I is going on in the world. Sean Geobey I that is guess the great despair the Students' ■

that comes with freedom. When m leave this fine the you institution, Union had a ■

little bubble left behind no cozy H at ■ longer provides shelter from the monopoly outside world. Every day you will Laurier. I see new faces as walk down I I you

the streets. You will also have to

guard yourself against beasts as H when have I deadly as mad dogs and Englishmen, both of which are they not had ■ known for ferocious tempers and

wade teeth. As you slowly your way deadly

will find that the What did learn here? Well through life, you you

of for would basic departure your predecessors starters, one hope

far with each social skills. When first come matters more passing you

As one who is returning for a here do not know year. you many peo- I have wonderful Even though I sat in your cake, hope you a birthday. beloved and knows final year at this institu- ple on campus no one

dedicate last column To sum what I have learned tion, I my to you. up

time of those who now leave, not to from here, my piece understand it all my Trying to advice that if to too return. is you appear of here don't few. Robin has been found sion. I find it to extend? Is being wary Your accomplishments many, appeal to too John Sharpe usually very easy rights my allow for the have been prodigious. I cannot Walk into the future knowing not guilty of creating child take a definite stance, but this censorship going to of children? that that the world The issue leaves me and sexual I name them all, but I expect is not an inherently pornography. charges against completely exploitation

discussed would him related his various divided. this as the classic ten- while at the bar we have dangerous place. As one were to utterly recognize

that contained I do not condone sion between the interest them all. Indeed, the bar is where hope you have learned, a stranger writings graphic obviously private sexual and the but I of the friend haven't met. of sexual acts the use of children for the see no many greatest events occur is just a you Or, depictions involving public good,

call network children. collection of entertainment of others. Children reconciliation of these in the haze we university. As an to put it in bizspeak, a you Sharpe's possible sides. that haven't stories called con- need to be and we have two impartial observer, I must say tapped. "Boyabuse" protected, competing

The real friends have made tained works with such titles as laws in the use What worries me is the on the whole, alcohol has been a you place prohibiting

of of stand and "Suck of children in extreme amount of boon for the survival our will, in times need, by you. "Tijuana Whip Fight," sexually explicit subjectivity

involved as the of will hold their arms It." material. in species. Despite many tens They strong labelling something

forward Shaw did how- While I do believe it should be "artistic." What is more thousands of deaths it causes each around you and carry you Justice Duncan subjective

there thou- when weak walk on find for than art? How can one year, are likely many you are too to ever, Sharpe guilty pos- Supreme work sand births from various other Court define a as more resulting it. your own. sessing pornograph- Justice

Like fine of know that ic rather than a wine, many us So as we see you off, material, including sexually I am extremely artistic, pornographic? with those have left behind will be of children. Is it all to write stories about become better with age. For you explicit photographs right of any wary if its writ- wisdom and I here for and when we meet The various called in sodomizing boys age comes certainly you, experts young act the other know for the trial voiced views paternalistic ten in artistic And what is agree with this statement. again on side, we opposing an way?

I even more when will be there for us. with to work. invoked the art, anyway? However, agree you regard Sharpe's by

amount of wisdom is defined as out of While some likened his work to This ridiculous falling justice system. of is illustrate shape, an increase in minor physi- that Shakespeare or Dickens, questioning meant to

cal ailments and the realization Sean- thanks others testified that it the the breadth of debate involed with for offering your was

that have idea what the hell violent and work this issue. I can't head you no positive spin on things-Amy. most profane wrap my

used in around it. And when they had ever read. Sharpe merely illegal for children to be our justice

called finds a work called laughed at being a pornography, I am extremely wary system

and contended that he of invoked be I think it's LETTERS pedophile, any paternalistic act by "Boyabuse" to art, the laws the other safe I'm the challenged pornography justice system, or any to say not only one.

make for better and freer for that school he led also of to a body matter. Dave was of his as I am very proud our government the fine and When a work is censored, several cheers and got the entire school, hope someday I country. The fact that work that be have show it in the Sharpe's legitimized crowd behind our players. tan the same way powers considered their decide what Amy Wright has. I have was ultimately not to right to is On a weekly basis, Dave's that Dave So, written appro- know he be child pornography has implica- priate for our Opinion Editor name apeared in the Cord whether this letter to let Dave that eyes. far this This makes and has made and tions far, beyond one case. me extremely it was fighting strongly vocally a positive lasting It an entire re-evaluation uncomfortable. I want the right to for student rights or to simply let impression. The work he has prompts what done this has been of what is considered be able to decide it is I the students know that he was past year great- pornogra-

The in this editorial are and more who choose to look at, with minimal opinions expressed there for them in he at least this stu- phy, importantly, any way pos- ly appreciated, by those of the author and do not necessarily has the make this deci- interference. how far do these the sible could. dent. power to But reflect those of The Cord Staff, editorial board, WIUSP or WLU. However, what amazed me most about Dave's dedication to Jim Reid

the Laurier students was some-

of thing I witnessed on the day the Again...Why? student elections. As I was acting as a Deputy Returning Officer in this the music department, Dave Why does no one care on fin- appeared with another student campus? I'm really happy they

who he introduced ish their for to everyone frosting tips

I'm also around as a student from the Wednesday night. really

Brantford The fact that for their damned campus. glad they care marks he took the time to make this stu- tutorial participation so

dent feel welcome is truly amaz- much that they come to class,

hand and talk some ing, and showed me that this was a raise their FAiTfALWAYi FCtiH who commited both trash about that has person was to something

his job and his school. nothing to do with the topic at

first laurier hand. does As my year here at Why everyone say they PICK UP SPECIAL 2-12" MEDIUM CHEESE I their comes to an end and 1 look back "love Laurier" and then treat

of school institution of at my various experiences, one not as an P,ZZAS the first but S that as a to 8 99 things pops into my higher learning place y U.JJ mind the of 'be seen'? 4 free Cokes is sight a person in a Why? +

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this write col- with whatever is life. I set out year to a presented in umn that would spark interest, To the Yogen Fruz staffers for

and co-workers and for tak- controversy thought amongst being great

fellow students. And thanks me first show. To my to ing to my drag

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to steal their thunder. Terri -Amy.

I have no hard feelings towards

those people at all. They made me

To the Durham Catholic School

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Like most other boys, he wants to take

his significant other to his prom. Because

this be another person happens to man,

you have seen fit to deny him an oppor-

tunity available to other students.

standards of Students that fit your nor-

malcy.

Feel free to ignore the fact that he is in a

committed, caring relationship. Feel free

to ignore the thousands of people who

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WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002 10 international

Decrying the West's inaction

Martin window and the who Asling my every morning men

raped me are walking calmly to work and no

"When think the Rwanda does a about it." you of context of one thing in the modern world, the 1990'5, it's like the "I just can't believe that these things visceral scarring of one's soul. Eight hun- occurred. It's not 1944, it's 1994," said dred thousand slaughtered in full light of Lewis. the international community and nobody Project Ploughshares, the hosts of the raised makes wonder have been a finger... (It) you evening, advocating peace where the anchors of humanity lay." through research and dialogue since it's

Those were the words of Stephen Lewis, founding in 1976. They currently reside at

in Conrad Grebal of the a veteran of United Nations diplomacy, University College

made last of Waterloo. part of a passionate speech University after Saturday, as a guest of Project Ploughshares The organization is named a pas-

the Bible "beat in Waterloo. sage in calling on people to

the their swords and On an evening to celebrate peace into ploughshares, spears

hooks." This reflects and development organisation's 25th into pruning passage anniversary, attendants were given a grim their twin goals of combating militarism and reminder of how much work is yet to be underdevelopment.

done. Co-founder Ernie Regehr notes that the

old conventional Lewis, the keynote speaker, gave a wisdom for combating

is in speech entitled 'The World falling apart: underdevelopment Africa, 'stability'

role civil his and and What society?' drawing on expe- through strong military police,

for the backed have had rience working UNICEF, panel inves- by weapons, a destabilizing tigating the 1994 Genocide in Rwanda and impact. ROCHACEWICH ironies his current role as the UN's Special Envoy "One of the that we face," he

for Africa. of the that HIV/AIDS in noted, "is one weapons we sent Lewis described in great detail the impli- to Africa in the 1970'5.. .that were supposed LAURA

disease and war on Africa be of are the cations of poverty, to weapons stability, same Stephen Lewis is currently the United Nations Special Envoy for HIV/AIDS in Africa while the lack of aid about the continent condemning foreign weapons sloshing now

and have been chaos Africa and "the and lion he said. attention they given. causing extraordinary in of funding: grassroots are strong a year,

for how the the world." and there Lewis critical of the Canadian He recalled, instance during sophisticated... is no money at was equally

Genocide in Rwanda, Romeo D'Allaire, the Stephen Lewis devoted much of his all." government, which had promised an 8%

which claims In in noted that the head of UN forces in Rwanda at that time, speech to the AIDS epidemic, an attempt to curb the epidemic, UN increase ODA. He near 0.24 pleaded for an extra four to five thousand 2,300,000 lives in Africa annually, with 28 Secretary General Kofi Annan asked for percent ODA Chretiens' Liberals give is

"in the all believed an inter- million infected. It has also created seven to ten billion dollars a to combat less than half of what Brian troops way we currently year Mulroney's gov- when million and 40 mil- tuberculosis and malaria. far the national society should intervene 13 orphans a projected AIDS, So he ernment gave during 1980s.

should has received far less- total of that humanity is at risk." lion more things not improve. a two billion "Isn't it interesting the committee

the Council To the audience a dollars three that the of 0.7 chaired However, Security refused, give perspective on over years. set target was by

"led in a period of unbelievable infamy by just how overwhelming the epidemic has "We have seven hundred million dollars Lester Pearson. Isn't it interesting that Brian

and who the he recounted this that the US France," actually cut become, a recent trip to year to treat a plague takes two mil- Mulroney and the Conservatives have a

number of he had. where he met from a lion lives continent" Said Lewis. much the Pearsonian tradi- troops Namibia, people group a year one greater loyalty to "International called Catholic Aids who had devised While he served on the Action, Lewis was equally critical of the lack of tion than to the people that inherit that

Panel of Eminent Personalities to Investigate a method to finance their operations: build- foreign aid in the form of Official political tradition," he added.

the 1994 Genocide and child coffins of mache. an Surrounding Events" ing out paper Development Assistance (ODA). Most coun- Susan Johnson, economics professor from first hand the looked with combination 1998 to 2000, Lewis saw "They at me a tries, including Canada have consistently at Laurier who was in attendance, does not

that resulted from the of and and said we can't failed reach the of 0.7 feel the continuing trauma anguish pride keep to agreed upon target more significant changes in ODA by

Genocide. with demand." of richer up percent GNP. countries are unrealistic. "It's mostly

For the visited clin- that the dis- the one example, panel a Lewis emphatically argued Recently, Canada, United States and a political choice," she said. "There's noth-

ic in of six hundred women is "What drives me Union had that the Kigali to seven ease largely preventable European agreed to some ing say's they can't re-jig way they

in A trying to come together solidarity. sig- crazy is that we know what to do about it. increase in foreign aid. On why these coun- are spending."

nificant number were of AIDS, There is no vaccine I but had a in dying having grant you that, we tries change policy Lewis opined Having spoken on some of the most

been the The lead- know how to this in its tracks." that did so under intense from the world raped during genocide. stop thing they pressure troubling topics facing today,

the Clinic had the He such called nevi- ers at brought panel to pointed to drugs as non- governmental organizations. (NGO's) Stephen Lewis ended his speech with an victims told their which reduce transmission from speak to three and Lewis rapine, can "All of them were pummelled into sub- appeal for effort and optimism. "There ain't

while their and mother to child to 53%. anti-retroviral the NGO stories praising strength by up mission by community." a moment's time for despair because that resolve. which life for number less than drugs can "prolong a Lewis was impressed with the leads nowhere. There is only a time for

One woman was indignant about the of years" and inexpensive drugs for thrush, amount of additional aid. struggle."

lack of action following the Genocide. meningitis and tuberculosis. He also men- He derided the United States' additional for and Lewis recalled her is tioned the need home care 5 billion dollars committed three saying: "everyone voluntary over years HIV always talking about forgiveness, but how testing so that people know their status as microscopic. £rv. Discuss ask me for when there is is If the United States the 0.7 this online ,? can you forgiveness very important. gave target story £

atwww.clublaurier.ca evidence of I look He identified the main barrier as a lack of GNP would be bil- never any remorse? out percent they giving 70 World Watch

Arab Emirates Tanzania United Nigeria

Two oil tankers collided in the of AIDS activists in Tanzania are concerned over a early Monday morning Bay ruling by Leaders, ministers and diplomats from at least eleven of the leaders Oman, kilometres off the coast of the United country's that are the use Africa's will meet in twenty-four religious they against nations Abuja on Tuesday to discuss con-

of to the harbour- of condoms in the HIV/AIDS, which has been Arab Emirates port Fujairah. According fight against tinental priorities at the New Partnership for Africa's

of the Stena a Swedish-owned vessel, considered a factor in infection rates master Fujairah, King, key controlling Development (NEPAD). The summit focuses on how to

rammed Its bow into the side of the British It took Tanzanians. At a last week in Dares Vigilance. amongst meeting "jump-start" development in some of the world's poorest

several hours for the to be towed apart Salaam, the nation's capital, seventy countries. There that ships by tugboats. representatives was concern amongst participants sup- owned British its declared that all books the of condoms The British Vigilance, by Petroleum, was on holy were against use port for NEPAD might be withdrawn by nations like the

into for and was at the time. The and that they would encourage their followers not to use United States since Zimbabwe President way ports repair empty NEPAD supports

laden with oil but an of the ves- them. Some AIDS workers believe that this Stena King was inspection statement will Robert Muhabe's controversial re-election this month. The

and the water revealed that there had been no have little effect the since there is amount of sels leakage upon population already support that NEPAD will receive from the G-8 will the collision. of HIV/AIDS There were no casualties in a awareness Tanzanians. be the G-8 or spills. high amongst during conference this summer, which is being

held in Canada.

Compiled by Thomas Thompson

WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002 internatonal 11

Religious rioting in India

The politics and violence ofreligion in Ayodhya

Kiran Kharaud cions to act and there were even reports of

cell phone use being blocked in Bombay.

Once again religious tensions have led to Like the conflicts in Kashmir, which lies violence and further divided India's the Indian popula- between India and Pakistan, gov- this month. tion of 1 billion past ernment has imposed only band-aid solu- of The dispute ownership of a religous tions. Several civil rights were compromised

small in northern outbursts of site in Ayodhya, a town on March 15th but the following the of the has India on plains Ganges, once sectarian violence scattered throughout the

the in evidence that the is again erupted, placing country a state country are issue not of domestic crisis. resolved.

Wednesday, February 27th, a train car The actions of the BJP will be critical for

fire the back was set on on way to Gujarat the remainder of its term, especially with the from Ayodhya. 58 Hindus, comprised most- loss of control in a few key areas where it is

of and killed while held. ly women children, were traditionally Vajpayee must prove to it is believed that a Muslim faction commit- his Hindu fundamental roots that he is still ted the act. supporting their cause but at the same time

The victims their home he needs demonstrate towards were on way to sympathy from a vigil to support the proposed con- the Muslim population. struction date of a new Mandar (a Hindu Amongst India's one billion people, 12%

March This is the the temple) on 15. where the are Muslim and 81% are Hindu. Because

16th Muslim outnumber Babri Mosque (a temple) once percentage of Muslims in India stood. Pakistan's population, for Vajpayee to not

Hindu hardliners had been protesting to sympathize with them could be an opportu- have a mandar built on the site of the rav- nity for Pakistan to come to their defence

instead. aged mosque as long ago as 1853. They that attest that the site of the mosque is birth- Vajpayee also needs to demonstrate place of their Lord Rama. POWELL he still has control of the country. the The burning of the train car reignited The BJP's main political threat is these feelings of hate and created a backlash LISA Congress party, led by Sonia Gandhi (the of Hindus versus Muslims. By Friday March Italian born widow of former Prime Minister Protesters in Madhaya Pradesh demand a Hindu temple be built in Ayodhaya Ist, nearly 200 had been killed in the worst Rajiv Gandhi) and Vajpayee's personal threat flare of violence decade after where his the called for strike and threatened Advani. up religious in a in state elections, party, a even a is Mr. the state of Gujarat alone. Almost all of these Bharaitya Janata Party (BJP) lost control in Satyagraha movement if the March 15th The area of Ayodhya cracks open the victims were Muslims. four key states where it traditionally held plans to initiate the building of the new man- main line of division in Indian politics - reli-

and homes fire office. The 1998 with dar While vital for Buildings were set on BJP came to power in were not respected. A Satyagraha move- gion. Ayodhya is not a area with still in while Muslims from Hindu hardliners and scale first for what people them, strong support ment is a large peaceful process, votes any particular party, actions

for their lives. Star television for their for a man- Mahatma takes towards the issue of begged report- specifically open support inspired by Ghandi. any party Ayodhya ed that a Muslim family of eight were burned dar to be built on the Ayodhya site. The March 15th deadline passed with rel- is critical for its survival in Indian politics. alive in their car. The once The sectarian violence has been with the make Whatever decisions are made lively city quickly current ative peace, courts stalling to regarding transformed limbs and attributed the Vishwa Hindu Parishad used to a scene containing to a concrete decision on the politically and the Ayodhya issue remain to be as a

of hair the charred fundamentalist branch of the while the tool but clumps amongst remains (VHP), a more religiously charged issue, govern- political to remain in power, they of the of who have assumed the resorted avoid also offer the of people's homes, despite presence BHP, leadership in ment to great measures to consequence worsening security. construction of the mandar and set the further outbreaks. Hindu-Muslim relations within India and

The Indian government deployed 1,300 March 15th, 2002 construction deadline. It However, several VHP leaders and subsequently deteriorating Pakistan-India soldiers Ahmedabad of VHP from which the train attacked to (capital Gujarat), was a vigil Muslim retaliators were arrested on suspi- relations as well. and other volatile areas in the state of on February 27th, was returning.

Gujarat in an attempt to bring some order to These events only reminded Indians of TIMELINE OF VIOLENCE IN AYODHYA. INDIA the area. However, soldiers and police were the 1992 massacre of 3,000 when the Babri also the of the down with among victims sectarian vio- mosque was torn crow bars, 1528- The Babri Mosque is constructed by the nobles of Mughal Emperor Babar. lence. There have also been accusations sledge hammers and bare hands. This action

for blind also led the under the against police turning a eye to cer- was by VJP leadership 1853- The first record of religious violence in the area. tain aspects of the violence. Lai Krishna Advani.

curfew half of Advani is the in A was imposed on over current Home Minister 1859- British colonial rulers divide the sight between Hindus and Muslims to end growing tension

and forces had received an the and has been labelled Gujarat security BJP government between the two groups. order shoot who was in violation the Indian If to anyone most dangerous man in politics. of it. There 300 down were an approximate arrests Vajpayee ever steps as Prime Minister, 1946- The year of independence for India and the creation of Pakistan.

is reported in Bombay, one including a leader Advani the most likely contender to take of the World Hindu Council. his The Indian the position. 1949- government restricts access to the mosque after idols of Hindu Lord Rama are

afternoon, Muslims had India is it is is - By Friday begun Although officially secular, unseemly placed. The site declared to be a disputed area. to retaliate, and the state of Gujarat quickly hard to ignore the links between the VJP and transformed of this the with the role and of The VHP to a state chaos, making BJP along position 1983- initiate a campaign to replace the Mosque with a Mandar. the most intense crisis Prime Minister Atal Mr. Advani, especially since India remains

Bihari has had to face under the control of a Hindu nationalist 1984- is Vajpayee since taking A committee established to 'liberate' Rama's birthplace and leadership is assumed by Lai office. Krishna Advani leader of party. (then the BJP, the current national political party in power).

These events also occurred merely days Hindu hardliners, mainly VHP members,

1986-Hindus are the sealed lower permitted to worship in previously mosque by a court judge. f -Prime Minister authorises The Cord s 1989 Rajiv Gandhi's government the first foundation stone to be laid at

the future Hindu temple sight near the Babri mosque. Hundreds were reported to have been killed International Notices from resulting riots.

2002 2:00 in the information about environmental "best 1992-The Babri is of Hindu Friday, April 5th, at pm Mosque demolished by thousands faithful using sledgehammers, crow

in various countries can mini- bars and bare hands. An estimated Geography Department (Arts Building practices" 3,000 people were reportedly killed from the resulting sectarian

Room 2E7) Professor Debora VanNijnatten mize the incentives for industries to make violence. of locational decisions based weak Laurier's Department of Political Science on pollu-

will be of the tion controls. into The speaking as part globalization 1998-BJP comes power. Supreme Court rules the government to be the "statutory receiv-

series. The title of her lecture er" of the land speakers is surrounding the mosque site. Please "Globalizing the Science-Policy Interface: forward suggestion

for Environmental notices e-mail 2002- Implications Decision- for by to Jan Right wingers set March 15th deadline to begin construction of the Mandar.

Making." This event will address, amongst

other how the disemination of March 2002- breaks in themes, Religious rioting out several spots between Hindus and Muslims.

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David Wellhauser vant. versity held Laurier is bursting at the seams. After four years of unprecedented growth, Laurier has During In August 1998, grown to almost 9,000 full-time equivalents: that is approximately 1,000 full-time equivalents elists from WilfridLaurier University more than the University's institutional plan anticipated by the end of 2003. What is a full­ make any adopted "Laurier of the time-equivalent? Well, to calculate a full-time equivalent you need to take the total number of Young Future" as its strategic courses being taken at Laurier, including distance education, by full and part-time, under­ University Plan for 1998-2003. graduate and graduate students and divide that number by five. This is an important period for Due to a myriad of factors, most importantly poor government planning and habitually late post -secondary education since it budget announcements, Laurier has found itself in an increasingly difficult budgetary posi­ deals with the years leading up to and tion. Without a proper institutional plan Laurier has lurched forward. Enrolment has grown including the double cohort in 2003. rapidly in an attempt to deal with chronic under-funding. "Laurier of the Future" was Laurier's strategic plan that was to prepare our campus for the At Laurier, there are approximately 1,200 students who receive no funding from the provin­ - double cohort. In the years since 1998 it has become ever more apparent that "Laurier of the cial government. That translates into about $7 million of lost government funding. Future" has not been followed and, by 2000, it was considered by some to be no longer rele- The university has been increasing enrolment to deal with the budget crisis created by gov­ ernment under-funding. The effects of under-funding are widespread on campus and are hav­ ing negative effects on both the quality of academics and on the unique sense of community that has existed on this camp.us. Academics are suffering due to increased class sizes, class­ room shortages, lack of study space and underdeveloped information and technology capa­ the cts bilities. Campus culture and student life is suffering due to overcrowding, increasing levels of student stress and a decline in students' trust of university admin- 1. "The library currently does not have the resources to support proposals for new istration, Senate and Board of Governors. 1 undergraduate, interdisciplinary, or special programs or for new graduate programs''. The probl~ms _of government under-funding have been exac~r- Due to a myriad of ...... 'V ...·'U'.t.. ) bated by an mstltlltJOnahzed problem of overenrolment. Launer • 2. At least one staff toilet has been turned into a full time faculty member's office. has overenroled its first-year class by 962 students over the last four llllporlantly poor Location: Woods 3-114.2 years. This has increased congestion and led to an increase in PO?r planning and ~~....._._,~._ ...... ~ decision-making on campus, like the decision to force first-year stu- budget announcements 3. dents into triple residence rooms. To address these enrolment _fi • If . ' problems, the university agreed to add three student representa- -has ound Itse -ID tives to the Enrolment Management Committee. increasingly difficult Laurier is faced with problems on two fronts. The first is the position Without a chronic under-funding of the campus in terms of unfunded stu- • • • • dents, deferred maintenance and capital funding to build new facil- InStitutional plan~" ...... ities. The second is on-campus relations and poor university deci- lurched foiWard. sion-making. This is one that the Laurier community has more con- trol over, which makes it-even more unbelievable and unacceptable-!-- that it continues to flourish and thrive on our campus. Since September, an increasingly vocal group of stakeholders have been arguing that the to meeting University needs to update its institutional plan. A student survey conducted last semester Last showed students were dissatisfied with Laurier. In November, the Students' Union held a Town Hall on Growth. Several hundred members of the Laurier community attended. Based 8. on student feedback from the Student Town Hall, the Students' Union released "Partnership for Sustainable Growth," which called for an immediate freeze on undergraduate enrolment. -Based on some progress, the Students' Union, moved away from its position on an imme­ diate enrolment freeze. sound? 9. The number of multimedia-equipped classrooms has jncreased from 0 to 36 over the Also following the Student Town Hall, Chair of the Board of Governors Jerry Young agreed last six years "there has been no accompanying increases in staff available to the Media to update the institutional plan and invited members of the Laurier community to submit Technology Resources Department". planni:ng update reports to the Executive and Governance Committee of the Board. The uni- th e pla board of governors senior administration The BOG holds the purse strings and are ultimately the judge, Our first line of jury and executioner of defence against crisis overall university they crumbled early on affairs. Many members this battle. Several of this group feel like a members of this group rubber stamp. The have identified the Executive and problems leading to Governance Committee, the crisis but haven't which is responsible for been able to muster the University's plan­ the political will ning update, appears to necessary to do much be more interested in about it. the bottom line than actually solving the crisis on campus.

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versity held a Town Hall on March 19th, 2002, dealing with the institutional planning update. students, alumni, faculty and staff who are fed up.

Ier has During the Town Hall, members of the audience were extremely frustrated since the pan­ Everyone has a role to play in ending the growth crisis on our campus. It is important that Ients elists from the Board of Governors would not comment on any issues that were raised or students and alumni get involved in the process since there appears to be as much or more full- make any decision at the Town Hall. apathy about this campus among Senators and Board of Governors as there is among the stu­ er of Young did state that the "enrolment policy will be driven by the budget". This is problem­ dent population at large. To ensure this planning update and the following implementation nder- atic since the enrolment policy for the last four years has been driven by the budget and it has . process works, students need to make it abundantly clear to the administration that we are not solved any problems. It has, however, led to more problems. At the Town Hall, a member watching and paying attention to what is going on. Students need to let the Students' Union y late of the Executive and Governance Committee stated that the University is, in fact, in crisis. know they want their student representatives to keep the pressure on the University until this posi- This comment was reassuring since it was the first time the University had openly acknowl­ crisis is over. And the student body at large needs to support their student leaders by attend­ grown edged the severity of growth-related problems at Laurier. Laurier is in crisis and, if it contin­ ing University Senate and Board of Governors meetings. ues to go in the same direction as it has for the last four years, things will only get worse. To end on a high note, there may be one unforeseen benefit from all the extra bodies on ovin- The fact that Laurier doesn't have an institutional plan worth the paper it is written on has campus. For the period starting September 1st, 2001 and ending Friday March 22nd, 2002 the led to damaging high levels of inefficiency. On top of the problems relating to the budgetary arm at Parking Lot 20 has only been broken 5 times. According to security and several alumni gov­ crisis, the staff and faculty are demoralized, overworked and stressed out. Apathy among all this is down from years past over the same time period. ~ hav- stakeholders is rising as the unique campus culture that developed over the decades is quick­ unity ly withering away almost as fast as the deterioration of the quality of academics. class- There are several problems at the highest levels of the University that are trickling down capa­ and accelerating the decline of all that is great about Laurier. A lack of activity at the Senate els of and Board of Governors level are all symptoms of the massive problems from which our cam­ lpus is suffering. A lack of cohesiveness, cooperation and strategic planning among senior administration have led to a reactive deci­ ~d of factors most sion-making model that relies heavily on ad hocism and band-aid ' solutions. tly poor government · In the Wednesday October 31st Cord Weekly, Dr. Rosehart said - and habitually late "there are no plans to grow outside the city block that the school houncements Laurier currently inhabits. Laurier is about what goes on in this block". ~ d . lf . ' One need only inspect a map of the City of Waterloo to see that pun. lise . ill an Laurier has already spread to several other city blocks. ~ difficult budgetaiy The cost of not having a proper institutional plan has never n.Wi'thout a proper bee~ more apparent t~an it is to~ay. The Grad Pub was construct- ' • ed five years ago and IS now gomg to be deconstructed to make 1hal plan Launer has room for a new Academic Building and Science Building expan­ 'Ched forward. sion. The Science Building was built in 1995 and, less than ten years later, it now needs an extension. Laurier is always playing ----!-catch up with the physical capacity of the campus. Each year there is major construction yet the campus ·is never able to come close at the to meeting demand. Last year, the University and the Students' Union entered a controversial partnership to renovate the Dining Hall. Nearly a year later the construction has begun but the contracts still are not all signed. This leads to another important financing conc~rn. To finance new con­ struction projects, like the new Academic Building, the University will be taking on a deb;: that exceeds $30 million. This debt is going to be paid for by an 8% surcharge on all new revenue. There is no argument that these construction projects are needed but is the financing plan sound? Even as you read this it is unclear whether or not the Executive and Governance Committee of the Board of Governors are going to use this planning update as an opportunity to really address and solve problems or if they are paying lip service to the ever increasing number of la y ers the senate students

They are the heart and The supreme soul of this University. s Students have rallied and on academic body of the University. have shown an unprece­ With the exception dented level of determina­ lllp of history professor tion to solve the growth Terry Copp and a crisis. Students raised the warning of the loom­ t few other deter­ mined senators our ing crisis in September Senate has been · and have been tirelessly hounding the University lh silent in discussing or addressing the . to get its head out of its growth crisis. ass and do something about irresponsible growth all year.

WE':. "IESDAY MARCH 27 2002 14 entertainment

On the fringe at Laurier

Andy Lee characters exchanging banalities in various urban locations. From the

doctor's office to the train Last week's Fringe Festival, com- station,

of five Mamet's characters illustrated the prised one-act plays pre- and overall sented by Laurier students, offered trite nature meaning-

of lessness of human existence. an array performances ranging The Festival's final from comedy' and drama to the play was "When the downright bizarre. But despite its Rain Stops", written, and variety, the Festival proved that directed, performed by

alone takes Michael Kearns. Kearns made a quantity only you so

far. powerful impression as a husband

to sustain The Festival got off to a tepid fighting a deteriorating with his start with Kristen Howard's six-year marriage wife

(Katie O'Hara). O'Hara "Sodda-Who?", a play within a play Dorothy excellent the meek based on the relationships was as Dorothy, whose of between an actor named Mitchell feelings inadequacy and

added (Rob Judge), his authoritarian frustration to the suspense-

director, Sapphire Maguire (Katie ful drama. Kearns and O'Hara Head), and his overbearing HARRIS played well off each other in a husband and wife in Russian agent, Olga (Amy depicting

the midst of one of life's Paterson). Judge and Head tried many tri-

hard to inject life into their cliched DONNA als. little avail. Like its however, characters, to the tal- predecessors, TheFrirsge Festival took place this past weekend at the Maureen Forrester Recital Halt showcasing others had different of view. "When the Rain ran much Meanwhile, Paterson's Russian ents of Laurier students. While many enjoyed the production, an point Stops"

forced than the audience would accent was and soon grew longer

tiresome. established of have liked. In cli- Redemption came in the slacker-turned-entrepreneur two strangers. The contrast two a sense mount- fact, Dorothy's that culminat- Michael for form of a slow-motion, WWF- brother, Paul (Chad McCordic). A between the overly anxious ing suspense finally mactic plea to "time" the inspired catfight between Sapphire host of minor characters interject- Stranger #1 (Jenna Harris) and ed in a powerful surprise ending. was surely last thing the audi-

and Olga, all hilariously choreo- ed to reveal the finer details of the equally laid-back, smooth-talk- After a brief intermission, ence wanted to hear after three graphed to the tune of "Chariots of their fraternal tension. The best ing Stranger #2 (Scott Yamamura) Yamamura returned to introduce hours of theatre.

made for the entire Fire". performance of the bunch easily a truly engaging dialogue. "The Blue Hour: City Sketches", by Clearly, Fringe Festival could have Thomas Thompson's "Fervent belonged to McCordic for his lively Yamamura, in particular, made a David Mamet. His suave pin- been pared format. Fray of Fraternal Fervor" followed, portrayal of a man desperately hilarious performance as his wise- striped suit and demeanor, com- down to a more digestible but failed to raise the bar. The play seeking his brother's approval. cracking, Crackerjack-munching bined with blue lighting and jazz Until then, the Festival will likely

explored. the dysfunctional rela- The first half concluded with character. Harris also did a fine job music, set the mood for the melan- remain solely on the fringe of

tionship between businessman Andrea Curtis' "Last Stop Central of representing her character's choly vignettes to follow. Laurier's attention.

Andrew Knowles which centred the four "The (David Park", on seem- amusing neurotic tendencies. Throughout its scenes,

and his chance between the between the Blue Hour" revealed of Alexander) estranged, ingly encounter Overall, synergy a series

Heads bob to hip hop

Continued from humbles read review cover it you. Although I just a

today in the Globe and Mail, and I listened to

"When you're in Toronto, sometimes it's the record after I read the review, and that

hard to see past what you're supposed to do. made me listen to the album differently. It's

Living in the suburbs, I was never down with fun, man."

Toronto any rappers, so I was just allowed to Perhaps the biggest surprise that K-OS

do what I wanted to do. Sometimes there is had to offer during his showcase gig at

a little that but think that he had of trepidation in sense, I Wilf's, was no intentions per-

it really helped me." petuating the typical hip hop live format that of Now at 29 years age, K-OS has been has been used as a formula for the past 2

involved in the paradox known as "the decades.

Canadian Game" the with and Rap since 1993 single Equipped only a mic, a virtuosic

'Music Essence.' After 1996's renowned sin- guitarist named Russ, K-OS proceeded to rip

'Rise Like the K-OS had his first full- the crowd for all short minute gle Sun,' up an too 30 release length put on hold, feeling that it set of straight acoustic hip hop. The most

was and and element of his the "pretentious derivative," per- amazing performance was

not where he wanted head that the crowd haps necessarily to go whiplash bobbing react- with his music. ed with, even without the use of a drummer

Fast-forward to 2002. K-OS has seen or a drum sample to warrant such a physical SCHIZZY-IZZY with his leadoff recent success single, reaction. K-OS managed to grab a rhythm

'Heaven Knows' which is in of that stood and Only already out a guitar on its own, ran EDDY it heavy rotation on Much Music. And if with as if it was James Brown behind a full

'Heaven Knows' is indicator of the band. This next out to Shelley Kwiatkowski. 1 Only any song goes hope one day she'll be my sex dummy.

quality of Exit, then it was definitely worth Show-opener's Kamau and Marvel did

the When asked about his confi- the crowd for long wait. plenty to warm K-OS. Marvel, bined with a live flavour, K-OS had a few but enthusiastic Laurier crowd wanting

dence with Exit, K-OS was but some- whose video is names to for sure...l'll be hon- crowd happy currently played frequently drop, "Fugees much more. Making his exit after the what hesitant: that's what feel Much live bassist I on Vibe, a into the the first time I ever heard initiated audience "Lyrically, brought est, anyone rap- a freestyle encore, one about it. I said what I wanted mix and old funk record good to say dropped samples ping over an acoustic guitar was Wyclef Jean member commented, "I wanted another and didn't it's from the the fatbacks compromise. [Instrumentally] ranging meters to to in 96-97. Tribe, Digable Planets, anybody hour. Laurier wanted another hour. He rep-

a lot of different vibes...l don't know, his Kamau extended the use of who'd use live instruments coz dad's a to the got support raps. my resented, no doubt, but perhaps not

it sounds beats - sometimes really foreign to me surprisingly hype giving empirical jazz purist. My ears just attune to people FULL-EST."

because I had Russ and other that the Toronto instrumental who use live instruments. Tribe Called play guitar, proof hip hop Minor quips aside, K-OS's appearance

Sometimes it sounds cool, curse be lifted. and a little Outkast as producers. really may finally Quest, Fugees, far as was without a doubt one of the biggest but sounds It K-OS's new sound did famil- little and live sometimes it really foreign. bring some keeping a grimy at the same Laurier concert highlights of the year.

Ever had or with a vibe somewhat similar to the time." brings a certain texture. a tape, iarity, Abstract Rude, Moka Only, K-OS and Swollen

artist that but listened to "live" feel of past crews such as the of the an you loved, you Freestyle Perhaps only disappointment Members all in 2 weeks? One can only hope and Planets. When asked much that sick of it? That's sort K-OS set was the of the contin- it so you got Fellowship Digable length performance. that such musical entertainment will

the com- of how I felt about it. It humanizes and about relationship with hip At only half an the left the you hop hour, crew small ue in the coming months at WLU.

WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002 % .# M ™ 0 15

Backtrax: Stanley Kubrick

An overview of the late director's achievements in film. And boy was he good.

Throw us a frickin' genius here.

Corwin Leifso tioning he endurs to make him fit had Shelley Duvall do 127 takes foi

for society garnered Kubrick nomi- one scene.

With all the hub-bub created by nations for Picture, Director, and

last weekend's Oscar presentation, Writing.

it is interesting to note that Stanley

Kubrick - arguably one of the best

film-makers ever - only received

one Oscar (for special effects in

2001: A Space Odyssey), despite

numerous nominations.

Often chided for his reclusive

and near impossible demands for

the of film 2001: A perfection, master pro- Space Odyssey

duced, directed, and wrote some Lolita

of the finest films the Dave Bowman: the ever to grace "Open pod bay

silver screen. Humbert Humbert: "What makes doors, HAL." Barry Lyndon all of Kubrick I've "I'm I'm I Full Metal Jacket Using his savings, you say stopped caring for HAL: sorry Dave, afraid

made his first documentary, Day of you?" cant do that."

fol- Lolita haven't I can't this movie Drill the Fight (1951), which was Haze: "Well, you find quotes from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman,

even kissed me have the ultimate cult sci-fi film and I've seen 500000.... "What is lowed by a couple of commis- yet, you?" Possibly never it, Instructor: your major

sioned documentaries: Flying ever made, 2001 has, and contin- malfunction, numbnuts? Didn'i

and The Kubrick's first in draw mixed Kubrick, his and show Padre (1951) Seafarers project England, ues to very opinions adapting screenplay Mommy Daddy yon

first short fea- Lolita drew threats from from those who watch Kubrick from novel 19th writi- attention when (1952). Kubrick's (1962), it. a by century enough you wen and for with author C. William tried ture, Fear Desire (1953), gar- censors its controversial nature collaborated Arthur er Thackeray, to a child?"

nered him considerable acclaim for and the for four achieve look content. Its reception by Clarke over years to pro- a period by using only

lii.s directorial skills. His next two critics would become a familiar duce the incredibly slow paced .sci- natural light. A ponderously slow An incredibly bitter and cynica

films, Killer's Kiss i,l9S5i and The pattern for most of his films. That fi masterpiece. Kubrick was again and methodical look at an ISth portrayal of humanity, Full Metai

an nominated who Killing (1956), were well received the film, about older man who for Best Director and century gentleman roams Jacket follows the experiences o:

and drew falls for fourteen and make himself Private the by critics Kubrick to a year old girl, Writing (with Clarke) won an Europe trying to a Joker in Vietnam War

cold from the Oscar for his Visual Effects. Kubirck received after Hollywood, garnered a reception trippin' nobleman, again Released 7 years The Shining who the mixed for his work. the film demonstrates censors is not surprising. Indeed, anyone sees visu- reviews He Kubrick's

al in final his tradition- reclusive cacophony the scene did, however, receive increasingly nature ant

rarely forgets. What it ultimately al Best Picture, Director, and his disavowal of humanity. Kubrick nods. last- means, though, is a mystery. Writing Oscar Shooting only received one Oscar nomina-

about Kubrick was not one to talk ed for 300 days, boosting Kubrick's tion for Writing.

his films after he made them. In reputation for pickiness to leg- watched fact, he never them or endary status.

talked about them after they were

finished.

Paths of Glory

General Broulard "Colonel Dax!

You will apologize at once or I

shall have under you placed

arrest!" Dr. Strangelove or: How I

Colonel Dax: "I apologize.,,for not Learned to Stop Worrying

being entirely honest with you. I and Love the Bomb

apologize for not revealing my Eyes Wide Shut true feelings. I apologize, sir, for President Merkin Muffley.- "Well The Shining

not that what telling you sooner you're now. happened is. ah ..one Clockwork Orange Dr. Bill Harford: "No dream is

a sadistic old our base commanders, he degenerate, man. of had a All work and no play make fack ever just a dream."

And to hell 1 sort well he went a little "There that dull All you can go before 0f... funny Alex: was me, is Alex, a boy. work and no play

to now or ever in the head. You a lit- and three that make dull apologize you know...just my droogs, is Pete, Jack a boy. All work Kubrick died shortly before the

he went and and Dim, And we sat in and make dull again!" tle.,.funny. And, ah, Georgie no play Jack a boy. release of his last film. Just as con-

did a the Korova MUkbar, to silly thing." trying All wo rk and no play make Jack a troversial as his previous works, Paths make of Glory (1957). a powerful up our razudoks what to do dull boy. All work and no play criticism flowed unabated by hi>

antiwar film, entrenched Kubrick Dr. the wicked black with the The make a dull boy. Strangelove, evening. Korova Jack, All work recent demise. The story of 2

as a force to be reckoned with. - black and white less Its comedy in no MUkbar sold milk plus veliocet or and no play make jack a dull boy. Doctor who learns that his wife

Kirk was - was star, impressed about nuclear holocaust, well synthemesc or drencrom, which is All work and no make a of Douglas, play Jack thought cheating on him ant with Kubrick's After talent. received. Its Peter what we were This dull the young cast, including drinking. boy." crazy journey he takes into sex- two weeks of Sellers in three different roles, would and filming Spartacus sharpen you up get uality. Starring then-dynamic cou- fired the director C. Scott bizarre bit the (I960), Douglas George as a very you ready for a of old ultra- Kubrick adapted Stephen King's ple Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman and hired " Kubrick as his General and a violence. novel about author and his fam- Wide Shut denied replace- very young James an Eyes was even a ment. The battle between Earl Jones, offers Douglas generous ily who babysit a mountain hotel single Oscar nod and received

and Kubrick that ensued has since amounts of dark humour that the in the and the Inspired by violence 'hilarity' that ensues. mediocre box office success. taken on Kubrick would warm the coldest film, reai life of epic proportions. even cyni- gangs droogs start- Kubrick's notoriety for meticulous-

took absolute control of the cal hearts. Kubrick received Oscar ed in proj- appearing England. Kubrick ness reached unheard heights his ect, imposing own ideas on the nominations for Best Picture, personally stopped distribution of when he asked for takes of Jack much film, to Director, and but no statue the film within the UK and Nicholson old Douglas' annoyance. Writing kicking seventy year The experience soured Kubrick's for his sock drawer. arranged that the film never be Scatman Crothers. Nicholson

opinion of and he shown there until well after his talked Kubrick down -tO Hollywood to only All photos courtesy of www.imdb.com moved to where he lived death. The about the leader be England, film, takes, though, to easy on the out the rest of his life. of a of the gang thugs and condi- elderly man. At another point he

WEDNE! DAY MARCH 27 2002 16 entertainment

radio to mix his Edge 102.1, as well as sta- Always one up support-

Scofield to tions around Boston. Lyrically ing lineup, never seems

in sound to match are be satisfied, constantly ushering potent with a influences order to 'Hoodies and Hoods,' new in push the songs sound to new levels. His 'State,' and "Open Season.' his past work conventional when Recently, Alternative Press seems

earcandy "...when to his latest referred to Kinna stating: compared offering

the This album, unlike its he screams, his voice parallels Überjam.

credits a band fury of Zack De La Rocha instead of predecessors, rather than solo artist, and much like work for the woe-is-me of the men- a that seems to so many process. leanings funk of Miles abused metallers." the acid Davis 1 artists: Take your basic song Kat Lourenco tally aside, the album Bitches Brew, Überjam displays structure (verse/chorus/verse Comparisons pos- that the intense work of six different /chorus/bridge/breakdown/cho- sesses a unique style may before musical visionaries. rus/chorus), add excessively involve educating your ears has added think it's Canadian gold. Notably, John upbeat guitar hooks, lyrics about you and and alienation and lost love, and then Punchy, loud, soft, bouncy rhythm guitar player sampler Avi Bortnick the all at the same time, extraordinaire to digitally enhance the hell out of thoughtful will be fol- and with his the vocals and instruments until this album a hard act to mix, new-age perspec- he has Scofield's the is flawless low. tive, opened up song impossibly by of it farther into the human standards. But the question In March 2002, Spin playing, taking

ff ftw wr tr famsi aa .mm. aaaaa— realm than called one of experimental ever Simple Plan is: is that such a bad thing? Magazine Headstrong Watch." is before. Jazz still over the "Bands to My permeates No Pads, No Helmets...Just The controversy this type hope the funk vibes for the that the music for itself through insane Balls of musical production can, speaks does Scofield's rather than the we are so though, as light- most part, be traced back to the hype Ibanez licks. often bombarded with on a ning guitar Brace yourself for the latest wave idea that being someone or some- Headstrong daily From the eastern vibe of of Think that basis. new punk music. you thing you're not to promote Headstrong

Acidhead. the runs of know But to Offspring, production heavy, overly your music is unacceptable. Dara Hakimzadeh to the electrofunk of überjam, this commercial punk music? Think the thing is, Simple Plan have It has been a long hard road to a album Scofield miles their record deal for this Canadian four- really sets again. Simple Plan's debut album, already proven ability to pull Band ahead of other modern of the album in live some. After John Scofield jazz artists, No Pads, No Helmets.. Just Balls, off every bit years spent practicing in the fact that it tries do at the of Western purely to takes pop-punk to a whole new performance. University

hum- never done before. level, blending harmonized vocals, From the dynamic vocal Ontario, it is no wonder that something

ble Kinna "We've With the influx of electronic and clean guitars, with predictable arrangements, to the convincingly lyricist Matt sings

such as sam- and ail-too famil- chord audi- been blessed the of suc- technology sweeping song structures, powerful progressions, by angel

waves and drums coat- iar lyrical hooks. ences saw it all live on last sum- cess" in the song Backlash.' ple heavily ed in is the Bitches ever listened an II and Snow Produced and engineered Dan delay, Überjam Have you to mer's Edgefest Jam by Brodbeck of Ghandarvas fame and Brew of the new millennium. album and thought "wow, all these tours. follows this sound the same..."? No And if the mixed who has Scofield even up on songs Well, you can get past by Joseph Puig

feel of No worked with Green the outside of the album, saying Pads... is one of those albums. In somewhat irritating pop Day, "out of all the albums I've I if radio what No offer a made, fact,, top 40 is Simple Pads, Helmets.. .Just Balls, Headstrong up politically

few tracks dish reminiscent of the think this is the one that Miles Plan was aiming for, they've hit the you'll discover a that tasty early

mark that Plan of the Machine. would have enjoyed the most. He right on. not only prove Simple are days Rage Against

their first video and was to take jazz to a Working with producer Arnold capable of touching on more seri- Adriana' is Überjam always looking

has been medium new Lanni (of Finger Eleven and Our ous subjects, but that they can do on rotation on place."

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Recruiting the women

Laurier coaches eager to current less familiar goalies. Finally, Orth has snagged the announce the additions for top local KW recruit, Kathleen

McCrea who is an exceptionally tal- ented provincial offensive player

who will replace Hodge quite easi-

ly at third homme.

Caitlin Howlett LACROSSE Orth predicts that 6 to 8 of the

Mariana Hrkac Unlike Bowker, head coach of the prospective twelve females who

women's varsity lacrosse team she has successfully recruited

Laurier coaches hit the recruiting Lynn Orth has certainly done her [have applied to Laurier) ] will be

homework. here in the fall of 2002. pastures in full force in preparation doubt that Orth's for the 2002-2003 season. No dif- She has identified Heidi There is no

and ferent than usual, Laurier coaches Krasnozon from Brampton as her intense widespread recruiting

take the of for the 2002 efforts will enhance the contention on challenge attracting top recruit season.

member of of her talented The the best potential Hawks to wear Krasnozon has been a already squad.

the and the for four talent in to Laurier purple gold. provincial team years vast coming level of should be and is a "free-wheeling, speedy and experience ATHLETICS HOCKEY scoring machine," commented more than enough to fuel her team

remains confident that the OUA title With one more successful season Orth who to recapture they

under their women's Krasnozon will add the won in the 2001 season. LAURIER belt, hockey strength up at Laurier is barely concerned middle and easily take on the task about recruiting fresh legs for next of starting at centre or wing. BASKETBALL year's squad. Orth also has the daunting task Head coach of the women's basket- COURTESY The loss of captain Heather of replacing veterans Sandy ball team, Stu Julius was pleased to Hawk at the PG/SG of B-ballin' Sarah Barnes will join the squad position Allan is perhaps the only void to be Palumbo on the defensive wing, announce the names two excep-

filled, most likely by either of the third homme Isabelle Hodge and tional athletes that have commit-

and VOLLEYBALL answered, "there are no current assistant captains Aleisha Stevens on the point. ted to the Hawks: Kerrijilesen guaran- and coach who had said that with the current Sarah In Head Coach Dave tees Jacqueline Grahek or Alison Orth hopes Barnes. volleyball, any otherwise His Goodman. of talent on the 6'l" and from has secured a is comment array presently Standing hailing Mclntyre prize lying." of has from the fact that Intense recruiting before their squad plus the hopeful additions Midland, Ontario, Jilesen is an recruit. She is Megan Stacey likely arisen

North Ontario who will seven athletes who had stellar the CIS of Krasnozon as well as two mas- unbelievable athlete that dominat- jump originally season gave champi- Bay,

in a 6'l" left side hitter for the said that were to Laurier onship finalist team 14 rookies, ters students, Petrice Cavar [politi- ed the basketball, volleyball, and as coming

her Hawks. has dwindled to four. somewhat of an unprecedented cal science] and Steph Green cross-country venues during She "She will the MacLean released number for a varsity team. [MSW program] who hails from career at Midland Secondary. strengthen pool reluctantly of the four ladies that she will have will lace her b-ballin' shoes of our left side attackers for next the names Head coach Bill Bowker is con- Guelph, an experi- up as will the vinced that there enced she into Waterloo fill a void A he team is a significant squad. rolls to season. blocker, jumper, very "anticipates," join

feels and for the 2002-2003 season. number of players who have Confident in Green, an experi- for the Hawks that Julius strong, nice arm swing, very

she needs to be filled. coachable - she's the real deal," so will not jinx applied to Laurier and expects to enced goalie, Orth anticipates Hopefully doing his efforts because the of them but will "She will a lot and score a see during training camp, provide not only strong play expressed a happy Mclntyre. group

a started last them will, no doubt, be also mentioned they have not defense, but coaching support to lot for us. She's a good athlete, His conversations extremely when valuable the after recruits. Tamara Watt and Cass the and a an to team. sought any specific Horyn, great passer, phenomenal year Stacey expressed busi- Hill: defender," commented Julius. "She interest in Laurier's reputable Ashley strong, athletic,

basketball he and and natural has a great body," ness program approached aggressive, tough, a

continued. A solid and tough Mclntyre herself. She was quite the leader. Meaghan Smith: technically

find for the Hawks she and Katie physique is what he was no doubt as was sound, athletic, quick.

a fast, implying, either that or a great set assumed to be candidate to go McCarter: very very good she has attitude, of legs. Regardless, she will add south. Mclntyre believes that technically, a great the of didn't the she and hard worker. Last but depth to perimeter game receive exposure a not immediate deserved due the of Heather the the Hawks and make an to remoteness least, MacDougall is

of the "She scoring impact. her hometown. big goal scorer group. both and The next asset that the team Coach Mclntyre expects that is quick, good with feet,

has secured for next season is next year's squad will be "bigger". quite the scorer - which we desper-

Sarah Barnes. Sarah graduates "We're still waiting to hear from ately need," said McLean. first from the OFSAA AA gold medal four other players, each of whom Other prospects are two

will add the students that attend winner program at Governor potentially size to year already

believes Bosch and Simcoe. She, too, brings size at team." He they're in a Laurier: Laura Amber

and the of Hawk for Both were hesitant to 5'10" joins panel good position next year mainly Sofijanov.

due their this the perimeter players. Her style: good to experience year. jump right into varsity scene academic shooter, versatile, hard worker, The ladies went undefeated in and try to juggle their

and decision maker. and suffered workload. would like great passer, league play a traumat- Barry very

ic loss in the semi-finals board. And with a little luck, she too has a at the OUA much to see them jump on

"great basketball body." Championships. "In order for us to The biggest issue this past year "We On the news front is the possi- learn, it was going to mean having was actually scoring the goals.

lose in that last scored 29 bility of Michael Power's Meaghan to one. We never only 30 goals in games don't McGrath being acquired by Laurier. thought we'd lose and we couldn't and that's not enough. We

"She the best the the lot is scorer in adjust once we were in situa- give up a of goals, we are strong

is province and perhaps even the tion," explained Mclntyre. He con- on defense and our goalkeeping

country," assesses Julius. tinued, "we're going to need to excellent. But we need to score of HANKSARH Her most recent communica- develop that extra will to win those more," said MacLean. The loss

tion with an informed for next seniors Weber, T eager Julius big games year. Kathy Jackson, Jen

him of her that has and Colleen Barham addition- intent to come to A program experi- is an

"if she in Canada." A enced in consider. As well. Laurier, stays great success recent al concern to after be RATHLETICS. sought recruit, she would be years, they will no doubt build on Kristine McAuly will also not the she icing on cake for this basketball this momentum under an enthusi- returning due to a head trauma

team. astic Coach Mclntyre and a talent- suffered during play this season. still hear ed of athletes. of LAURIE Julius is waiting to group Hopefully the acquisition will from three other recruits about this impressive recruiting class of whether not will SOCCER fill of the or they jump on the gap departure board with the Hawks. asked about and address the goal COURTESY Any further Upon being guaran- these players, confirmations will be his teed recruits the recruit to on soccer front, a scoring issue of the past.

in and for the 2002-2003 volleyball season. Megan Stacey jumps up delight. witty Head Coach Barry MacLean left hitter with which is a She comes in as a 6'V mad-ups, good thing.

WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002 19 sports

NCAA Tournament Picks: Who's the expert?

Things have suddenly become

interesting. After dominating first round

play, the expert panel slipped the door for the up, opening

twins, Peppier, and especially

who well the quarter, performed

to tie the experts for ,1 | enough M 111 —» 112 I iiSßafc I first place. Peppier the Cat A Canadian quarter-dollar Matt & Kevin, 6-year-old twins The Expert Panel With the number of points awarded increased with being Round one results: 14/32 Round one results: 14/32 Round one results: 11/32 Round one results: 22/32

round sixteen and every (sweet Sweet Sixteen results: 5/8 Sweet Sixteen results: 6/8 Sweet Sixteen results: 7/8 Sweet Sixteen results: 3/8 elite worth eight picks were two Elite Eight results: 1/4 Elite Eight results: 2/4 Elite Eight results: 1/4 Elite Eight results: 2/4 three and points, respectively) Total points: 27 Total points: 32 Total points: 28 Total points: 34 still wide for the game is open

of the contestants to come "The end and Kevin's in the "Do realize any time is near," Peppier mut- "Yes! 50%! Finally, 50%!" ecstatically Matt showing you an inanimate object

whose week's but almost through. tered as his steely eyes stared us declared the coin, past Sweet Sixteen was impeccable, is as smart as you?"

There is no doubt the win- down. "The is us." left it at 22 of 44 overall these bucks back to Griff onlooker of the apocalypse upon performance young came Gettas, an who will be determined this earth in the elite had that about ner, A sly, plotting grin appeared on picks, or 50%. eight. competition to say

weekend, will be battle- It is worth coming Peppler's face when informed of his "My parents said I would never noting that Matt and the experts' poor performance from tested and can claim to Who evil and doomed Kevin's combined is almost last the lay being past week's success. is this amount to anything was age (12). week, leaving two-some just the ultimate NCAA tournament What has be kind of but the total number of ahead of the cat? happened to sweet, to a 45% quarter, alas, equal to years two points quarter.

that all knew I have achieved the has in univer- "It all Brian's expert. Prepare yourselves, gen- young Peppier we once my destiny! 50%!" expert panel spent was fault," scape- tlemen, cat and coin because the and loved? the week then broke down in Wow. That lot about Matt. It all is well Perhaps next Quarter tears sity (10). says a goated appears not

is come. worst yet to will reveal the truth behind the cat. and was unable to continue. the state of education. for the once comfortable experts and

the finger-pointing has begun.

Peooler the Cat Canadian quarter $ix-year-old twins Expert Panel

Final Four (worth four points each) Final Four (worth four points each) Final Four (worth four points each) Final Four (worth four points each)

- - Oklahoma - Oklahoma Indiana - (5) Indiana vs. (2) Oklahoma Indiana (5) Indiana vs. (2) Oklahoma Oklahoma (5) Indiana vs. (2) (5) vs. (2) Oklahoma Indiana

(1) Maryland vs. (1) Kansas - Maryland (1) Maryland vs. (1) Kansas - Maryland (1) Maryland vs. (1) Kansas - Kansas (1) Maryland vs. (1) Kansas - Kansas

National Championship (worth five points) National Championship (worth five points) National Championship (worth five points) National Championship (worth five points)

- - Oklahoma Oklahoma - Oklahoma - (5) Indiana vs. (1) Maryland Maryland (2) Oklahoma vs. (l)Maryland (2) vs, (1) Kansas (s)lndiana vs. (1) Kansas Kansas

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Hockey fans lives lost

Two Chad Hildebrand Derek Iwanuk years ago, was

attending a senior men's hockey game

when a puck flew into the stands and hit him in the temple. Hildebrand collapsed

after the fell and leaving arena, into a coma

taken off life week later. was support a A

tragedy no less.

It seems these incidents are happening

all over arenas around the country. The

should be the first and take NHL to step up action in hoping other leagues will follow.

week from and around Brittanie Cecil was just a away Higher glass netting the glass her fourteenth birthday when a deflected are necessary steps and there has to be Congratulations! NHL slap shot from Columbus Blue Jacket's for- some action the can take to avoid

ward, Espen Knutsen, struck the girl in the another tragedy. A both head. The slap shot took the girl's life two The next question is who is responsible big congratulations goes to Kristen Lipscombe

later. for the death of this there days girl? Although (above) and Caitlin Howlett (below) on being named the Brittanie is the first recorded death of a are disclaimers on the back of tickets, in Cord's Sports Editors for 2002-2003. While both suffer in the NHL's The tragedy most cases these disclaimers do not spectator history. have from poor bowling skills, they assured us they will has re-evaluate absolve caused the league to arena teams or venues. head to the batting cage and stand in front of the incom- safety. The question that remains though, The NHL and its teams should take baseballs in order to themselves the is what more can the NHL do to prevent responsibility for the death of this girl. It is ing toughen up for these Good ladies. tragedies, and if another of these their job to ensure the safety of their fans at coming year. luck, horrific tragedies occurs again, who is their sporting events. responsible? When this safety is jeopordized, they

NHL But it does Currently in ail arenas, spectators are responsible. really, not mat-

much the NHL are protected by eight feet of glass and ter how money or

fork it boarding which is 40 - 48 inches thick. Columbus Bluejackets over: can not life Only in Phoenix do they have a netting bring back the of the girl that was lost

to protect the fans from the puck, but this due to their negligence.

is because of a balcony that hangs over Hopefully the NHL will realize that it is

head. Should and all arenas have this netting? cheaper to put up protective netting

Or should we is? to their fans than it is just leave things as high glass protect to

In light of this tragedy, it is only the first dish out settlement claims or fight civil law-

at an NHL the suits. In a few from fatality game in leagues years now, sporting

- five will move in a direction. It's eighty year history. events positive there But have been other cases similar a shame, though, that a girl has to lose her

to Brittanie's the last of life for these become in couple years. changes to a reality.

WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002 20 thelife gameof

Take a walk on the Boardwalk, literally

Concourse The A-Team brings another world famous game to Laurier

the two Donny Langley answered: "Well to tell you previous properties. My

old when I favourite is the moose from truth, I was five years piece

version. I don't started wanted to start at the Canadian really Risk, LIFE, Pay Day, Trivial Pursuit playing. I but the know why." and the grand daddy of them all, a younger age, parents just also asked them: if could wouldn't let me. said "I was I you Monopoly. They other Milton too for such a God I bring any Bradley These are some of the best young game. the Game life what would it be and loved created the hate those on boxes, to games ever by warnings and like what is that?" why? Milton Bradley Company, and '5 up only', " when Mike said: In Aaron said: "I'm not sure my life, monop- Laurier decided to jump on the board but I still it is the only real bandwagon last week bringing I started playing it, play oly game, because like board is just fake. So there Monopoly to life. I games, everything that could in because of would be no game com- Starting with 16 contestants, on Monopoly particular, find this one." started off the competitiveness of it. I it pare to Wednesday the game

take was different: that it can get so cut- Aaron's with 16 players, 4 each on normal fascinating that "Risk, Risk, because sized boards. The winners of those throat. Not to say I am definitely only

that favourite board of became the four finalists. immune." is my game games I with both of them. I all time." They were Michael Miller, Aaron agree started All in all I was Shipway, Brandie Ferrell and Dave actually

Bradica. The thoroughly game was truly an playing Monopoly God I hate those with when I was about impressed experience and an event unlike six old. I this version of anything I'd ever seen before. years warnings on the the win- The A-Team made this version remember I Monopoly, boxes, '5 and up walked of the look like the ner away game exactly bugged my parents like what is with 21-inch tele- board tell for for over a to only', a real game. I can you year

let and vision and a 40 dol- certain that it looked exactly like me play that? in. certificate the board I have seen since I was they finally gave lar gift from East Side five old. The of I asked them years game board had the chance that about on the as Mario's. Everyone Monopoly is one everyone can properties

well Mike told "The win and with Molson as identify with. I decided to ask folks ROCHACEWICH as pieces. me: to prizes, the best on the board would the prize when they played Monopoly the property major sponsor, big up for tickets the first think favourite have to be Marvin Gardens, grabs was two to time. I my Molson from friend because know, with Indy in Toronto, won by answer came my LAURA you anyone

I ■ :• Bsaaaaaamaijia -mimwr " "I think I about the name Marvin has to be the Aaron Jeanine: was seven else Shipway. Playing Monopoly in the Concourse. What can I really say? coolest in the world. And Other prizes included gift cer- years old when I played for the first guy there tificates from Beach East without mind but felt were back then favourite is no contest Bunnies, time a partner, you I decisions, you you library was by using piece, be the thimble. wasn't but Lord I had out because there it has to Side Mario's, Loose Change very good, helping you were Monopoly money. well after the But this article is not about me. What can I never lose with Louie's, Fiascos as as fun". looking money. Monopoly say; you Johnny and other Molson have in It is about Laurier's version of the the thimble, that is what I have The Turret How many times you money was important to me my will when used it I down with Michael and Prizes. Let's that we played games you were younger years. I to play game. sat proven," just hope

the chance to another had a from the Aaron, and we chatted about the Aaron said: "My favourite see growing up, and you partner store, buy groceries prop- get life. and check books from called erties are the blue's because amazing board come to who was older and wiser. They kitchen out game Monopoly. light game

would moved the the In to when the first the houses cost 150 bucks actually piece my library, thinking only way response only

around the board and made the could books from the time Mike each but the rent is than the you get they played Monopoly, higher

tasty treat or trash?

Hannah's Bistro For appetizers one could find anything

51 King Street N. salad with exotic from a mixed green fruits, Waterloo crab cakes, or a sizzling hot shrimp plate.

Entree choices included a variety of mouth-

Julie Pong watering dishes: sundried tomato fettucine,

Chilean Sea Bass, chicken Montserrat or

Thai. Looking for a cozy little restaurant that has a peanut pad Appetizers were priced

unique atmosphere and exotic food? Well, anywhere from $6-11, and entrees ranged

Hannah's Bella Bistro, located at 51 King anywhere from $16-24.

Street North, (right beside Waterloo Taxi), is Immediately after ordering, one is

for served hot fresh bread with a the place you. piping tangy

From the outside, Hannah's Bistro does red-pepper sauce that is simply delicious. This bread delicious not look like a quaint little restaurant, was so it was the where However, once inside, one feels as though difficult to not indulge to point

have walked little one would be full. they onto a tropical

island. The presentation of the entrees was

bamboo overhead a sundried toma- A canopy hangs as undoubtedly highlight. My

artificial and other fettucine with strawber- vines, birds such para- to was garnished

this and other edible phernalia create tropical ries, grapes, trimmings. By each table this mouth atmosphere. The lighting is dim, merely looking at dish, my was this is adorned with real flowers and a candle, already watering. It was apparent that

took the their and without a doubt, this restaurant appeals restaurant time to present

dishes in such whet to those who enjoy an intimate, romantic a way as to your

atmosphere. appetite.

that the menu is limit- Hannah's is com- Some may argue slightly higher-priced find to ed. especially for those who are particularly pared to those restaurants that have a more atmosphere. with exotic dining, then your way that relaxed with the Without a doubt if have some extra Hannah's Bella and 1 fussy eaters. However, even I, known to not atmosphere. However, you Bistro, promise has and found dish I would a better in and will this restaurant venture out try new food, a higher price comes, say, spending money you pocket you are you enjoy everything

food, and overall for a intimate offer. that appealed to my likings. quality presentation, looking charming, restaurant to

Cord Student Life: We ask the tough questions like "Are there really Mountain Kangaroos in Canada?"

WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002 21

Alumni week: Man-band· mini-golf Student Alumni Association brings alumnus and their clubs back to school

Kevin Klein threesome. That honour was reserved for Glenn Coulson ('97 BA) and Joe Heslip (' 98 With Winter making a resurgance, it's nice to BMUS), both members of the pop music know that I have already gotten in a round group VIP.

V) on the links. Well, it was only 6 holes. And Now ladies and gentleman, regain your 0 mini-golf. And in the Concourse. But c'mon- composure. These two may be music super­ 0 its still cold outside. stars, but when you are playing mini-golf it's ~ To celebrate the fifth annual Alumni all about who can get the ball in the hole. Awareness Day, the WLU Student f.Jumni Showing no mercy on the two superstars, I Association (WLUSM), brought a favourite soundly defeated them. But I'm just good, I past time of some (and the first date of guess. w I most), mini-golf to the I 1 During our time 1- Concourse. It gave After finisillng OUt the on the course, one thing z' w -' everyone a chance to l h 1 "th l:d was clear. These guys ~ play a hole or two with ast Ole "WI a SOu loved their time at z Jormer Hawks who have two a-piece, both Laurier and were glad to >w "-----.J~ gone on to bigger and Glenn and Joe felt it be back. And back to a VIP band members Glenn and Joe playing with their only clubs in the Councourse. better things. • campus that has under- On hand to take part was nnportant to gone some major on a circular couch in his days. "Looking Forward to Looking Back." Much in the event was Dr. Dan inform me that not all changes. After finishing out the last hole with a like the theme for the day, they joked. Andrae ('80 MSW), boy-bands are gay "Chicks, chicks, solid two a-piece, both Glenn and Joe felt it "Today is a nice reflection on what we've President of the Ontario L _l chicks," said the on-mar- was important to inform me that not all boy­ done," said Glenn. Association of Social . ried Joe, when asked bands are gay, as two of the four members A very special congratulations goes out Workers and Laurier Alumnus of the Year, about his suggestion for most ·improved are married, and in fact they had graduated to Michelle Gamble, WLUSM Events Charlotte Gibson ('83 BA, '86 MA), President aspect. to man-band status. Coordinator for a great event and idea. and CEO of the Easter Seal Society, Robert To Glenn, however, the biggest change "We're not a boy-band. We're a man­ Event attendance may have been lower ­ Schlegel ('72 BA), President and CEO of and most welcome came in the form of the band. We play instruments, that makes us a than hoped for, but those who did take part Pavestone Co. in Texas who recently donated improved Second Cup. He recalled getting man-band. No boy-band plays their own had the opportunity to meet some Laurier a large sum towards the creation of the his coffee from a little booth in the instruments," they said. grads who have done well with their lives. Schlegel Centre for Entrepreneurial Studies.• Concourse, which has also seen some major Fans of the band can look forward to a And I got to mini-golf with VIP. A dream But, these wonderfully successful, intelli- changes. Leaning his putter against the cen­ new, man-band album, scheduled to come come true. I love man-bands. gent alumni did not round out my golfing tre pole, he recalled sitting around the pole out in the summer, tentatively titled Charity takes home 1st prize in Iron Chef competition Continued from cover Arts Club included quesadillas, a chicken and rice dish as well as Not to be discriminated against, chicken kabobs. All of these dishes Here's Your Chance to .Join the Celebration the Culinary team also had their were given two th umbs up from fun creating a very small grease fire the judges as well as audience that was significant enough for the members who go1 to taste the . A-Team MC's to mention the rules food . in case of fire. The Waterbuffalos had the dish I must say that the MC's kept of the night; the Buffalo Cheesy L the evening very much alive and Ballz ( ,vith a 'z' because op parently m(Q)r2~Rr:!J-- cr?~ the crowd enthused. that s important) As David u-u~i..E5~L$u u ~ Messes were numerous as food Wellhauser said, "I never thought was flying and knives were being I'd like someone's balls but these li expertly sharpened. The buffalos , are awesome." in true character, decided to spice An audience member thought 1Oth Year Anniversary things up a bit by chugging a bag of the opposite though as she said, m~t milk, the logic and fun in this still "There was just too much meat in hasn't been pointed out to me . one bite! " To spice things up a bit, the Their other creations included April 1 ~ 2002 at 5:30p.m. four judges decided the team roasted chicken as well as seafood members needed a little spunk and pasta with chicken and bacon. gave them a shot - which each After tasting and judging were member downed - and seemed to completed, a few final comments put a little punch in their cooking were put forth by the judges. Wilrs Den abilities. "Everything was fantastic but The excitement continued as it's the charities that are the real one of the Culinary team 's burner winners tonight," commented Everyone is invited for refreshments. I sbroke down. So, a Ia Survivor, one Wellhauser. Come and enjoy 41'1 D years of of the buffalos burners was taken Prang was of a ~imr le opinion. away and 20 minutes was added on "The Buffalos have taste and the Foot Patrol tradition! to their time. Culinary Arts have pres ntation." The competition began to wind Overall it was a t '1rd fought dowri as time ran out and the dish­ competition thJt had to have a win­ es had to be put together. Judges ner. B} a margm of one vote, the marked the teams best three dish­ Culinary Arts Club walked away es on three criteria; with the title. The money that was appearance/presentation, taste, raised, 150 dollars, was then given and creativity. to their charity of choice, the Marc Dishes cooked by the Culinary Santi Foundation.

WEDNESDAY MARCH 27 2002

~ 22 business

ICE week comes to Laurier

Third business students week offof classes for the added year substitute a

stress and excitement of doing a feat case with a feat company

Marc Henein fund companies in Canada and is

facing the dilemma of promoting

third either the faith-base or Every year at Laurier, year perform- what record of their business students undergo ance company. this works some see as the most crucial point Being a new firm, case

business student's well for ICE week students because in any time at

Laurier. ICE week involves partici- they will be able to see a difference pation of 191 students who are when and if their decisions are formed 36 for this into groups implemented.

in week-long event. Students are There are two main steps given a real case from an outside this assignment for all third year, business that is concerned with students to take. The first is writing

their and recommendations operations. report This the chosen the year, company to company through focusing

Mutual Funds. the above The sec- was Meritas They on questions. have asked three main questions ond step is condensing all this information fifteen-minute that participants are expected to into a answer. These questions are (drum presentation. This is then present-

ed of Laurier roll please): Can Meritas Inc. go to a group professors beyond traditional buyers of social- with different business back- all the have ly responsible mutual funds and grounds. Once groups

mainstream investors? six of students ANNASEHDEV target presented, groups advance the Should Meritas Inc. promote the are chosen to in com- J.V/MlV* I'IVHVMU I Here is a picture of something. don't know yet financial perform-"" "petition. Their Meritas Financial isl ance of their next responsibili- for marks. Ten each of Canada's is IBM awarded ThinkPad as at seven and percent in funds or the fact one ty to present laptops Tuesday beginning four their the until eleven this morn- student's core courses are up that they are only faith-based recommen- grand prize. continuing for So if does to the a third These deadlines are fairly tight grabs. even a being socially dations Pieter Knispel, year ing. group mutual fund students have the of business student and in the are given not opportunity to responsible in executives participant considering pres- their ideas the of in "ICE week is the the case at noon and ent to executives investing with companies Meritas. In ICE week, says: Wednesday of still have the for all first we have had to are expected to compile a Meritas, they oppor- this firm? The Canada and is exchange opportunity report cohesive and their recommendations and to boost their marks while final question is, their work, the work as a unit apply sug- tunity the dilemma invaluable should the values facing the have learned over them an winning group, theory we gestions to implement by attaining experience. Meritas decide what is in of either which chosen the two and half to In Inc. play a role the promoting is past a years a Monday. Knispel's group they Helping their best is recruitment of all Meritas, is real-life setting." Many students in were until 7am Monday morn- action plan keeping the faith-base or by up often their and third business students from Merita s In c . given a prize all majors question why they ing completing report year record performance admits it is but is also wonders employees? through this com- must take certain courses, but it is Pieter that "although sleeping, doing much their These three of their company. I with ICE week that all business stu- and I on them how ques- pany. physically mentally draining, showing education will them when tions are on all" These prizes dents finally see the merit of taking am learning a lot on how business- help world. third business students' and Last statistics and decision models. es function and the dilemmas into the year range in size price. year they they get corporate

minds for ICE week. Danier Canada's prize was leather The ICE week report was due encounter."

s that p" >. Meritas Financial is one of briefcases as well as other Danier on at noon and the One cannot Monday pre- forget despite Discuss this online i story •. s i-, ;

Canada's faith-based mutual The the this is also done at www.clublaurier.ca ?! only paraphernalia. year before, sentations are being completed prizes, being

of Weekly Business Joke a new 52-week low just below $11.60. Dave Prang walks into the human These levels have not been seen since this resources department of Kimberly Clark and Business January 1999. To counter negative news, hands the executive his application. The Bytes BCE Emergis is preparing a cost reduction

with revised financial for the executive begins to scan the sheet, and plan guidance of the notices that the applicant has been using rest year. of the application to wipe his soiled ass. towards the United States as the largest mar- by purchasing more shares the technolo-

for the firm. this the Interest Rate to Rise "I must say," says the executive, "your ket their newest car, Mini. BMW is gy RIM sees expansion as next Expected General of the work history is smelly. You've been fired hoping to sell 20% of their total output to logical step, as they sucessfully introduced David Dodge, Governor the North Bank of Canada has announced that he from every job." the US, which would represent twice as Blackberry to America in 1999

much the US for in 2001. To and in 2001. thinks the is Due "Yes," says Prang. as was relied on Europe economy on an upswing.

"Well," continues the executive, "there's date, the Mini has been under fire because it to this new information, analysts finally

much been under loss. This Nortel in w ith Motorola believe that of not positive in that." has operating a is talks our economy is headed out

the be due associated with Market watchers this week have what has been as a recession. Of "Hey!" says Prang as he pokes appli- believed to to costs specu- predicted has cation. "At least I'm not shitty." their plant and administrative costs. lated that Nortel Networks is in talks with course, no one knows if the economy

that the Mini Motorola combine their been the last However. BMW is confident to wireless opera- indeed in a recession over cou-

Ottawa keeps out American tomatoes will turn a profit soon. The Mini was last tions. This will translate into more job cuts ple of months because statistics have yet to

North in the 1960's and for Nortel. these The Canada Customs and Revenue sold in America in Some speculate job cuts be compiled on the data.

announced this week that the Mini is 70 select could reach the mark. Since see Agency they are 2002, being sent to only 10,000 the The recovery of our economy might

the duties North America. has taken Nortel has If a increasing provincial on tomatoes dealerships in economy a dip, laid off interest rates go up this summer. you're

from the United States 71%. This increase over in total. This fourth and have an by 50,000 employees year student, you

be in the Americans RIM into announcement after internal of want to seems to response to expands Hong Kong comes just an obscene amount money, you may softwood Local Waterloo Research Nortel the raising their Canadian lumber firm, in Motion memo at was circulated saying there look to purchase a house while mort-

29% last week. Ottawa has sealed contract to sell their will be offs. With such imports by disagrees, (RIM), a pri- no more lay job cuts gage rates are low. It is inevitable that they

have been for the the on the and each will when the increase. stating they investigating mary product, Blackberry, Hong negative earnings quarter, it is go up interest rates

that the US market. The first mobile to unrealistic look for Nortel have It is also the items past year tomatoes were being Kong operator to to any time to purchase large

than offer is before the end of sold here at a lower price they were Blackberry technology Hutchison growth 2005. that involve some sort of financing plan.

is Telecommunications. of the being sold in the US. There an ongoing As now they are Looking at the market for vehicles, now telecom firm in investigation on the toll this has taken on largest Hong Kong. For now, BCE Emergis at the fall is the time to buy. Zero percent financing

the is distributed to cor- Canadian tomato farmers and the results are Blackberry being First quarter revenues have not materi- will not last long if interest rates increase.

expected at the end of July, porate customers only. However, they are alised at BCE Emergis and this resulted in their stock Heneiti looking to expand to personal consumers in falling more then 40% by the end Compiled by Marc

the near future. RlM's shareholders of the week. BMW Mini set for North America Translating into a loss of $25- and Cbris Jacobson

to this announcement $30 for Currently BMW is looking optimistically responded positively million the quarter, this stock has hit

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