1 June 1999
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The Students' Newspaper at Imperial College Students Show Little Interest in Strike
The Association of University Teachers' Although there was strong sup one-day strike, which took place at port from the NUS, support from indi colleges across the country last Tues vidual student unions was less day (25 May), has been described as forthcoming. Leeds Student Union did a success by its organisers. The effec actively support the strike, but ICU tiveness of the strike here at Imperial was less than vocal on the subject. is more questionable however, as is David Hellard, ICU President, hoped the overall outcome of the industrial that students had taken his advice and action. come in to college if they had exami Services within college were unde nations, but vowed to fight college if niably affected, with the central library any students had been penalised for closing earlier than usual and many missing them. Ms Barker stated "we departments going without key acad avoided putting any pressure on stu emic personnel for the day. According dents who reported that they were to Ms Laura Barker, AUT representative going in for exams". at the college, the AUT "mounted an All AUT members who were on effective picket": On the ground, how strike are supposed to have pay ever, there was relatively little sign of deducted: The University and Colleges the strike, and most campus entrances Employers Association issued instruc were left unpicketed throughout much The 'fat cat' Vice-chancellor on show at Imperial last Tuesday tions that the amount deducted of the day. Photo: Ed should be 1 /260th of the striker's pay. According to the Registry all exam Most institutions, including Imperial, inations scheduled for last Tuesday or interest in the issue." She described dent support was mostly confined to have accepted the AUT's proposal that went ahead as planned. As Felix went most students as "sympathetic but NUS representation, students at the amount deducted be 1/365th of to press it was unclear whether any understandably concerned with their Aberdeen handed out stickers in the striker's pay. Pay deducted from students had skipped exams, but it own affairs". examination halls and joined in AUT staff should be given to the university's seems unlikely, suggesting wide AUT action was more successful rallies. At most universities exams went hardship funds, but it was unclear at spread student apathy towards the elsewhere in London, with pickets and ahead, using non-AUT staff to Invigi the time of going to print whether or strike. Ms Barker commented "stu rallies generating much press inter late, but at many campuses it was far not Imperial would take up this idea. dents ranged from those fully sup est. Outside London a series of pick harder to organise them than at Impe Further industrial action may be in the portive and joining us on the picket ets and rallies ensured that the AUT rial. According to AUT sources Liver pipeline for later this month and next line to those who had little information got its message across. Although stu pool University was practically closed. year.
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Editorial - Ed fills space 5 Clayponds is at last to be built a Vil prepared to pay Ihe exlra rent in lage hall', after years of discussion By Ed Sexton order to get the hall built. Columns- Voice of Reason 6 and campaigning. The decision was If the project goes according to finalised at the Rector's Committee sonable for the project, but it could plan, the new building should be fin Science - Herbal Remedies 8 on Student Residences, held last cost considerably less. Some money ished sometime next Spring Term, week, and should result in a new will almost certainly be provided by and possibly even by the end of 1999. Opinion - Cannabis II 9 social area for the hall, which is situ the IC Trust, with the rest being gen David Hellard, ICU President, was vety ated in South Ealing, opening in erated from increased rents: It seems pleased with the decision, but added Feature - Ghana 10 about a year's time. likely that residents of Clayponds will a cautionary warning on Ihe subject Details of the plans for building see their weekly bill increase by of increased rents; "presumably the Competition-Railcard 11 the social area were still vague as about £1.20 a week for the next five rents will drop back down after five Felix went to press, with neither col years. Although many have sug years." ReVieWS -The usual lot 12 lege nor ICU sources being able to gested it is a dangerous precedent to Dr Mark Tyrer, warden of Clay confirm exactly how the project will fund hall projects by increasing rents, ponds, was unfortunately unavailable Sport - Clash of the Bars 23 be funded. It has been suggested a survey of Clayponds residents for comment at the time of going to that an upper limit of £120,000 is rea- revealed that 80% of them would be print. CrOSSWOrd -bySheep 24 2 News 1 June 1999 Tuition Fees: Where Are We Now?
The recent demonstrations by students not covered by law, though, and fees at Leeds University (see last week's Felix) By Gareth Morgan have been rising. There are also 'hidden ISSUe 1147 are the latest in a long line of campaigns extras', such as library or internet access against the imposition of tuition fees. said that the Union, although supporting - there have been proposals to charge 1 June 1999 The most high-profile opposition to the students' claims, felt that the demon Cambridge students for accessing web fees has been at Oxford, where several strations had been counter-productive. sites based overseas. Editor: Ed Sexton students refused to pay on principle. Meetings could have taken place sooner Sir Ron Oxburgh, Imperial's Rector, Assistant Editor & Films: David Roberts They eventually capitulated in January, without the disruption, he said. has ruled out top up fees, which would Photographic Editor: Jonas Lindsay after losing the use of University facilities The only genuine success story so far have been added onto all students' Music Editors: Dennis Patrickson and severe pressure from their Colleges. has been at Goldsmith's College, as tuition bills. Some leading universities & Jason Ramanathan Students at Sussex University reported in Felix 1140. The High Court have contemplated differential fees, in Games Editor: Gary Smith stopped their occupation of the finance ruled in favour of the protesting stu effect charging more for expensive Sports Editor: Gus Paul offices two weeks ago due to fears that dents, and prevented the College author courses such as sciences, but no insti Clubscene: Giles Morrison, it was preventing students from collect ities from interfering with the education tution has spoken out on either side of Gurminder Marwaha &Joel Lewis ing their grant cheques. of anyone who was genuinely unable the debate. The final power lies in the Arts Editor: Helena Cocheme After the demonstrations at Univer to pay. hands of the Secretary of State for Edu Science Editor: Alokjha sity College London last term, meetings Meanwhile, there are increasing cation, David Blunkett, who can block have been taking place between stu fears that the crisis in University funding any efforts by universities to charge addi dents and staff in an attempt to resolve could result in further fees and costs for tional fees. i the situation. UCL Union, whose failure students. Rumours of top-up fees, dif Despite the fees, many universities to support the occupations drew criticism ferential fees and even outright privati will still suffer a drop in funding next year from both students and London Student, sation abound, although no institution of up to two percent, prompting many are involved in the negotiations. Com has levied extra charges on Undergrad people to wonder where the money has munication Officer Ollie Burbage-Hall uate degrees. Postgraduate courses are gone. Big Tutor is Still Drought Continues Watching You
The eyebrows of sta grals. Once again The cameras in the BMS building, tisticians have been By All Campbell Union staff were lit allegedly used to catch out rowdy raised all over Impe tle help in providing medics In lectures, have found their rial College this week, as once again inspiration, merely laughing hysteri way into the Times Higher Education the summer term proves to be devoid cally when probed, but it seems likely Supplement (THES). First discussed in of any interesting news. that this is just sour grapes due to 'Mish Mash', Felix issue 1144, an article Although this perceived drought their incarceration in the Union build appeared on page 2 of THES on 21 May. Is your seems to be far less severe than it ing during such beautiful weather The cameras and microphones in was last year, where space-wasting Chris Ince, Deputy President (Finance the building's lecture theatres are sup articles were given the glory of the & Services) was heard to comment "I posed to be there to aid communica pint really front page, Felix is still struggling to hate Unions", although it was later tion, and allow remote lecturing. find anything at all worth writing revealed he had in fact said "Onions". However, some students have claimed about. The editor of Felix, Mr Ed Sex The situation seems so desperate that the surveillance equipment could necessary? ton, was heard to comment: "There's that allegations of "news-fixing" are be used to "identify the trouble-makers", no bloody news! Where's my lighter?" rife, with one intrepid amateur jour according to THES after speaking with Senior statistician Mr J Monkey nalist allegedly considering staging his Wade Gayed, ICSM President. KOSOVO commented: "We have been attempt own death to help fill just one page. While all sides seem to be taking the ing to find a correlation between this The occurrence of such questionable entire affair as a bit of a joke, it has to seemingly perennial lack of news and practices as these have been strenu be asked whether the cameras are some other factor or factors which is ously denied by all those involved in indeed used for such Draconian pur APPEAL or are heavily prevalent in the summer the Felix news team. One member poses and, if so, what is being done to term. One theory is that Felix staff are refuted all allegations: "It wasn't mc". stop it. _ 0870 60 60 900 far too busy taking drugs to be both On a positive note, however, an Collection box in the Union Office ered to find anything useful to do." old ping-pong ball was found under Felix does not discount this point neath a table in Beit Hall. The ball was of view, although Mr Sexton believed apparently left there some years ago the constant and demeaning train of by a then fresher, and only surfaced examinations to which students are last week. The owner is believed to be subjected throughout the summer is in his mid-twenties, and could possibly more likely to be the root of the prob play ping-pong. Felix hopes to bring lem,- indeed, two senior Felixers have you more on this shocking, enticing been in psychotherapy after attempt and really rather exciting discovery in ing particularly fiendish contour inte next week's issue.
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To Legalise or Not? but would fade if cannabis were to be ogy, as can be seen by the recent press days. Monday the 7th June is the closing decriminalised. When was the last time release by the BMA and while I can see that date, but don't be the one to leave it to the Dear Felix, you heard of anyone being kicked out of biotechnology could have many positive last minute only to miss out, buy your Halls for having a beer? effects in the fields of medicine and phar ticket today. Congratulations to Nalini Bal- I am writing in response to the excellent Oh yeah, before I forget: the Net does macology, it seems to me that the lunatic akumaran (Biochemistry III) and Josh Law- article by Andrew Vivian in Felix this week. n't create porn, terrorism or whatever, it just release of GM organisms into the envi son (Physics I) who have both not only won I found the article to be a real breath of makes it a little easier to find. A copy of Raz- ronment is possibly one of the biggest their money back from having got their tick fresh air. It was a pleasure to read an arti zle probably costs less than the time you'd errors we could make. I would like to fin ets early, but will also enter this week's and cle written by someone who has clearly spend downloading a couple of images, ish with a quote from the report the BMA every subsequent week's draw for more considered the effect of the legalisation (or and all you need to make bombs is a small published (probably not 'sound scientific prizes. This week, all ticket holders at 5pm decriminalisation) of cannabis on the entire amount of chemical knowledge and a lot minds' here but never mind): today will have the chance to win a meal population. I wholeheartedly agree that of care. Having said that, the Net will '..We recommend a moratorium on for two at Luigi Malone's, a two-person the medicinal benefits of the drug should probably need some kind of regulation the commercial planting of GM crops in the tent, and even a 14" Colour Television. be made available via prescription. I also soon befote it collapses from over-use UK. The moratorium should continue until Anyone who wants to join an existing feel that the point is missed by most peo anyway... there is scientific consensus (or as close group can collect their tickets at anytime, ple when considering the legalisation of Let's see, if I sell my entire stash, I can agreement as reasonably achievable) just use the booking name or number of the drug is the fact that the drug is illegal almost afford a Summer Ball ticket. about the potential long-term environ your friends at the Union Office. If there's because the majority of the population mental effects'. more than 10 of you, we can give you do not wish the drug to be legalised. It Anon tables next to each other at the ball. would not be an advantage to the major Thomas N.D. Tibbits We all look forward to seeing you on ity of the population to have the drug the 25th June, for what's being called The legalised. GM Food Lacks Research Party of the Year'. There are a few extra points I'd like to Lecturers v Students Kind Regards, make which support the law on cannabis Dear felix, as it stands. Dear Felix Summer Ball Team It is impossible to test drivers to see if I read with interest the views of one SW they are under the influence of cannabis. Cooper in his recent letter to Felix (24th May Contrary to the advice in Felix, I did not elect PS Please bring a valid cheque guar There was recently a trial for a test that 1999). I am glad he was disturbed by the to show solidarity for my lecturers on Tues antee card with you when you pay by turned out to be unreliable. Consider a laminated sign on which the guarantee of day. Several friends who took the occasion cheque. young man or woman who has been GM free food was not possible. Unfortu as an opportunity to have a lie in asked me "pulling bongs" for an evening can drive nately he then went on to heap praise on why not: home knowing that they can not be pros it because IC is a 'veritable centre for 1) I do not know of one lecturer who Regulating the Internet III ecuted for driving under the influence genetic research'. This is precisely the rea showed any solidarity to their students unless they admit to doing it. I think we'd son why so many people in Britain are not over the tuition fees issue. Dear Felix, all rather this person could not get away too keen on the idea of transgenic food - 2) Several of my lecturers have made with it so easily, for the sake of everyone's lack of research. Much of the research it crystal clear that teaching undergrads is As the parent of two young children I safety. done on the effects of GM food is done a chore and that we are an annoying hin believe that I have the right and respon by the companies who patented the novel Cannabis users are shown to be more drance to their research work. sibility to protect them from unsuitable plant in the first place. In a largely unreg likely to suffer from psychosis than non 3) Having sat in a pub and overheard content. In all countries the state also ulated industry, most guidelines are vol users. mech eng lecturers deride the (perceived?) asserts this right. In the UK the most untary, and it seems to many that tesearch The fact that the decriminalisation personal and academic inadequacies of obvious manifestation of this is the clas is kept to a minimum so that the company would be impossible to reverse if imple their students, I wondered exactly why I sification of film and video content Uc, can recoup its outlay as soon as possible. mented. should bother supporting people who feel U, PG etc. Many claims made by companies such as Current cannabis dealers are likely to so much contempt for me and my fellow Content labelling has been extended Monsanto are along the lines of "feeding move onto dealing harder drugs, espe students. to the internet and products such as Inter the world," "lowering costs," and "lowering cially those who deal drugs for members 4) Exactly how much do lecturers earn net Explorer support it. Seewww.rsac.org/ herbicide use". Yet we currently overpro of the criminal fraternity only because they from consultancies? and www.w3.org/PICS/ for details. These duce food to the tune of one third, and it are in debt to them and those in the deal The phrase Give and gifts will be given sites are useful resources for anyone inter is due to unfair economic distribution that ing cycle (those who "tick" drugs to help to you, for whatever measure you deal out ested in this issue. there are starving people in the world. pay back debts). to others will be dealt to you in return' (Luke For content labelling to be effective it Cannabis is currently "almost freely Pharmaceuticals are subject to very 6:38 & The Beach) comes to mind... Is essential that publishers label their con available" and can be used and enjoyed by rigorous testing before they are released tent. It is particularly important that inof people in their own home with virtually no onto the market, delaying the release for 2nd yr bio undergrad fensive content is labelled as such else chance of police interference and an average of about 12 years. This is to pre children may be blocked from reading it. absolutely no chance of a custodial sen vent disasters such as the thalidomide case The phrase "Why do you look at the speck Many readers will have the opportunity to tence unless they are criminally active in recurring. Drugs, in any case, can always be of sawdust In your brother's eye and pay influence this in their professional lives some other way. recalled should any effect prove undesir no attention to the plank in your own eye?' and I urge them to do so. able. However, a rogue gene can never be (Luke 6:41) comes to mind... Edd Dixon 'recalled' and instead will proliferate very James Bayley quickly once in the environment, so effects (Web Solutions Manager) not seen now could appear in the future, Summer Ball Update Dear Felix, with nothing we could do to stop it. There are also other ethical issues - to what extent Dear fellow students, Deadline for letters for There was one thing in particular that is it acceptable to patent the food chain, sprang to mind after reading Andrew effectively giving monopolies to those Three times more rides, including an indoor is 12noon Wednesday. Vivian's article on cannabis. The problem patent holders, and does the continued Big Wheel, Classic Horse Carousel and with illegal substances isn't supply or the desire to make agriculture as monocul- Dodgems. Twenty-four coaches instead of tural as possible have any positive effects police. It's the (fairly reasonable) attitude eight to get you there and back. £15,000 Letters may be edited for length, but on biodiversity, and wildlife in general? Do taken by most employers and say, univer spent on production, compared with only will not be altered in any other way. consumers have the right to choose not to sities, that people who take cannabis are £5,000 These are just three improvements Letters need not be signed, but a eat GM food? criminals and should therefore be pun the 1999 Summer Ball has on last year's ball. swipe card must be shown when sub ished, fhe threats of unemployment, The scientific community is by no Tickets were selling at 25/hour last mitting anonymous letters. homelessness and expulsion are very real, means united in its views on the technol week and are only on sale for another 5 1 June 1999 Editorial & Small Ads 5
Biblical References a barrel organ". If some individual paid for the Student Pugwash New Frontiers Sorry, Mr or Ms '2nd yr bio undergrad', but photocopying etc then I can't really I couldn't resist it. Hopefully this won't complain. If, however, it came out of Regular meetings of this new society In Science offend any fundamentalist Christians, but C&GU funds... well, I'd be surprised if take place every Thursday at 1pm in I really don't like Bible quotes being used every Guildsman, and particularly the Brown Committee Room (on the The latest scientific research, on dis to sum up or defend a position. Why? Guildswoman, thinks that is a good way top floor of the Union). play at the Royal Society. Because you can find averse in the Bible to spend public money. This little pedan to defend pretty much anything. If anyone tic ramble doesn't really have a conclusion, Check out the newly created web Wednesday 16 & Thursday 17 June has a good argument against this, which but I would be interested to hear any pages at www.su.ic.ac.uk/pugwash 6 Carlton House Terrace, SW1Y won't lead to a protracted exchange of opinions on the subject. Can biblical references, my ears are open. language be as offensive as visual And while I'm at it, I have to disagree portrayals? Suppose 50% of C&GU mem with your portrayal of my former depart bers attended and enjoyed that barnight Success Stories Wanted Computer Programming ment's staff. Granted, there are a few - does that justify the songsheet? What if grumpy types, but I always found most it was 20%? 10%? Comments, as ever, are Yes Magazine is looking for positive Tuition of the lecturers interesting and likable, welcome... stories or achievements regarding dis and very patient with my inability to abled people. Having trouble with computing? make lectures that started before 1 Oam. An Apology Friendly tuition by IC computing For more information email graduate. Contains words that may offend OK, so most of this term's issues have [email protected] been somewhat below par - but that is to or try their home page: Email James at [email protected] Prepare for some pedantry. Earlier on this be expected at this time of year. This www.yesmagazine.co.uk year, as I'm sure many of you remember, issue, I realise, is at the bottom of the chest I was forced to apologise in tail-between- freezer. Its pages don't so much the-legs Sun-like style for printing the infa sizzle as simper. This week, however, I mous comic strip. Well, last Thursday I have an extra excuse. The viral/bacter Tutor Required Nightline Fundraiser discovered a copy of the C&GU Song- ial/buggy thing (technical biological term) sheet for the 1997 Fresher's Barnight in the that's been limping slowly around the Undergraduate wanted to tutor Quan London Nightline is organising a Felix Office. It had the usual Guilds' songs, Union has finally got me, despite my daily tum Mechanics to Open University bands night at ULU on July 1 st, including 'The Engineers Song', which intake of 10xRDA Vitamin tablets. Student. Only a few hours a fortnight featuring Coldplay plus The Fantastic contains such beautiful lyrics as "she was Hopefully I was better by the required, and generous pay on offer. Super Foofs and Hal & Roger. split from arse to tit, and the whole fuck weekend, as I was going to the Home ing Issue was covered in shit" and the lands Dance Festival. I'm sure some of you (in?)famous 'Mayor of Bayswater's Daugh lot went, and I hope you had a good Phone 0181 470 8831 1June,ULU,MaJetSt,W1 ter'; "She went to Glamorgan, her cunt like one. Maybe I bumped into you... Ed
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ike every God-fearing Englishman, do, but any such pay rise should be as ondly, the last vestiges of tenure should rarely succeed in quantifying the con L I appreciate a nice bit of horticul a consequence of root and branch be swept away. The idea of a job for life tribution of a lecturer, since many do ture. You will remember, dear reform of their working conditions, is unacceptable these more than their reader, my running commentaries on bringing them into the 20th century. To days, serving only as an "...this strike was fair share of teach the legendary flowerbed, but if you achieve this, the AUT should start almost insurmountable ing, and do it think that's the only planting feature behaving like a representative body for barrier to sacking not helpful, but extremely well. that has caught my attention, you professional people, lobbying the uni- incompetent acade Taking both would be wrong. From that frosty day versity authorities and government, mics. If people are not as unhelpful as together, the set last winter when the enormous crane emphasising the double difficulty that good, they have noth ting of bonuses arrived, I have, along with many others, low pay causes, namely a brain drain ing to fear from such a a pledge of support could be achieved been watching the progress of the two and the problem of attracting overseas measure as their abili simply, cheaply huge trees that were planted outside academics. There is already evidence ties will secure their from the NUS and, most impor the BMS. Granite aficionados every- from Oxford and Cambridge that this is long term prospects. tantly, fairly. I have where shed a tear when thousands of being addressed, which only goes to That is not to say that president..." always believed pounds of the infamous paving were make the strike seem more unneces- one should fear as that it is deeply ripped up to make two holes four foot sary. instrument of personnel policy. Short- unfair that lecturers are paid so little square to accommodate the new The first important change should term contracts are less than helpful, given their qualifications and the time greenery, and when the articulated lor taken to achieve them. They should ries arrived, I assumed that College had ^ | ww% g\ w% receive more, but I fear that this petu completely lost the plot by ordering "JI 11 llll I Baker lant, outmoded approach will win them two Christmas trees designed to give few concessions. Despite their assur Irafalgar Square a run for its money, ances, students are bound to be rhankfully disproven, it soon became affected by strike action. If they wanted clear that Imperial was now the proud to focus the attack on the university owner of two very large twigs, bereft of authorities, they should direct their life, ex-trees. Showing uncharacteristic members to refuse to comply with their disloyalty to the cause, I was gleefully non-academic, administrative duties. counting down the days until I could Come to think of it, if you managed to confidently announce that the trees bring Sherfield to a halt, after a week had gone to the great arboretum in the College would have saved enough the sky. then a leaf appeared. I was . >'.f||§ money to quadruple your salaries. This shocked. Immediately I suspected foul strike was not helpful, but not as play and began to look for signs of a bit unhelpful as a pledge of support from of handiwork with some foliage and the NUS president. Frankly, with friends Araldite. Now the bloody things are like Andrew 'ooh Tony, you're such a covered in leaves and- this really hurts- wonderful man, please will you give are starting to look like proper trees. me a safe seat when I've finished Damn you, Ian Caldwell! In the words destroying the reputation of the NUS' of old man Jennings, the fairground Pakes, who needs enemies? owner, I'd have gotten away with it if I was going to give my two 'pen- it wasn't for those pesky Estates senior neth on the Ericcson PFI bid to run the managers. phones and suchlike, but space has The Battle of Orgreave it wasn't. beaten me again. More about that next The AUT strike was a bit of a damp time probably, but now for something squib, with precious little evidence of completely different. I'm going to say any real disruption, at least as far as I something nice about College Catering. could tell. As you know, I'm not usually Honestly, not a wind-up, I assure you. the first one on the barricades hoisting A couple of weeks ago, I attended a the red flag aloft, but I have some sym combined '22/Links/Chaps Clubs din pathy with this cause, if not the actions ner in the SCR. For those of you not taken. Calling a strike during an exam familiar, these are the three elective period is questionable, but for the social clubs of Imperial, dismissed by Imperial AUT president, Laura Barker, to Voice of Reason certain senior College members as lit say that 'she will stand behind students tle more than a collection of pissed up who skip exams' Is grossly irresponsible, be to scrap national payscales. A relic but have appeared in part as a conse louts, despite counting the Deputy Rec I suspect that using secondary industrial from the sixties and seventies, it is quence of the risk of giving tenure, tor among their number, which pro
action as an excuse u t patently ridiculous just in case the person concerned turns vide the backbone of alumni relations. for not attending an "...in the words of old that academics at out to be a disappointment. If we had Anyway, the point is that the food was exam would get Imperial and De the same employment regime as the good. No that's not right- it was excel short shrift from man Jennings, I'd Montfort on the real world, good people would stay and lent, the best meal I have ever eaten at both the College and same grade are paid prosper, while the wasters would be IC. Normally in such situations, there is Senate House. Addi- have gotten away the same wage, shown the door. Finally, performance- tendency for the beef to be over
tionally, you are on f excluding the Lon- related pay should be introduced. It is cooked, but this was knocking on the shaky ground saying With it if it WdSn't for don allowance, painfully simple to assess the perfor door of perfection. All in all, a superb that 3.5% is derisory when it is obvious to mance of academics by a combination three courses, served and presented at a time when infla- those pesky Estates everyone that they of publication records and existing very well. My old sparring partner John
tion is less than 2% _ n are not of the same appraisal methods. If somebody hasn't Foster, Head of Catering, should con and many people in SeniOF managers... calibre. Universities published in years and is universally gratulate all his staff for performing at industry are settling should be free to set perceived to be a crap lecturer, why their very best to deliver a brilliant for the same or less. But that is not to their own salaries, rewarding people should they be entitled to an automatic evening. Christ, if you can please me, say lecturers do not deserve more. They commensurate with their standing. Sec pay rise? Publications on their own the sky's the limit, John. 1 June 1999 Columns 7
Mmmm. Statistics dent bunch all over the world and It's all too complex for its own good." out how Sherfield would react to the those lecturing here at IC's medical conversion of the Queen's Tower into Kevin was pleasantly surprised when school are no exception. Recently a Darth Vader should contact Kevin. he learnt of the real-life nature of the malfunction in the BMS technics MIT here we come statistics exams taken by first year med resulted in a medical lecture being ical students at Imperial. The exams, broadcast to both the medical and Imperial College's status as the MIT of Biologists confused by the dark which are taken whilst sitting in front biology lecture theatres. Whilst the lec Europe in terms of its academic stand of a computer involve being given a turing doctors voice was booming out ing is unquestionable. However, Impe Kevin had the misfortune to be in the set of experimental data, choosing an of the loudspeakers, a poor biology rial's students have a lot to do before BMS during the recent electrical surge. appropriate test, and instructing the lecturer was left we can compete on The windowless medical, and biology computer to carry the test out. This helpless and unable the world stage with lecture theatres were plunged into process is made idiot-proof by the to continue her lec those at MIT. Stu complete datkness for a few minutes. inclusion in the program of a very use ture over the ethe dents at MIT are The whole building had 'died'; the ful and easy to use 'help system', real voice of the revered worldwide whirr of the building, the background which explains the circumstances in doctor. The doctor for their 'hacks', the hiss caused by the air conditioning which each statistical test should be lecturing the medics most recent of which and microphone systems in the lecture used, and contains instructions on how was made aware of was to transform a theatres all went silent... a few minutes to interpret the results. Perhaps the the problem; how huge classical dome later the lecturer in the biology lecture fact that that no one had specifically ever, as the fault was on one of the Insti- theatre made the observation; "Well told the medics about the 'help' fea not directly affecting A Mostly Harmless Column by tute's buildings into the emergency lights have come on tures incorporated into the program him he decided to Kevin, a random entity who the Star Wars robot now...but we don't seem to have a explains the fact that not all the continue regardless, knows nothing about nothing R2D2. On seeing powered up OHP." Kevin wonders just wannabe doctors passed the exam. Eventually techni the the benefits of what this peptidoglycan specialist was cians disconnected the doctor from the positive publicity generated by this expecting: an 'Emergency OHP' to the biology speakers. However the stunt, the MIT authorities have agreed pop up out of the floor perhaps? Carry on regardless biology microphones were now not to leave the structure intact for the working. Frustrated with the disruption time being. Anyone with technical or For reasons best known to themselves, to her lecture, the biologist, Dr Maggie artistic abilities interested In partici Send ideas and contributions to medics are an arrogant and indepen Dallman announced: "I'll just shout. pating in a simple experiment to find kevin [email protected]
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Summer Ball mation and facts and I was right. One David Hellard, ICU President of the most Interesting documents is y the time you read this there will a confidential briefing on direct action only be five days left to buy your and how to occupy central adminis B summer ball ticket. Holding tration and the laws relating to it; such a large event is always a risk for watch out Vernon. the Union, the potential loss is huge; There are also details of the cir around £100 000. The styles of balls cumstances surrounding the resigna across London (no rude comments tion of the Honourable secretary in please) are very different and it is hard 1983. As the end of my term grows to judge which one is best suited to nearer, I have to try and match the your students. Royal Holloway are previous entries with something as throwing a mini Glastonbury, with enlightening from my year. Although bands ranging from the Bootleg Beat there are many things that I have les to Republica, no food or drink and found useful, it is very hard to fit the you party in a marquee, where as Union Bar or speaking bullshit in the QMW are having steps, hot dog stands box, so I thought I'd give you guys an and not much else. Whether or not we opportunity to be part of this unique have the right balance, at least we can and strange tradition. If you know of guarantee a good time, if not a ticket; anything that has helped me through only five days left. my year or something interesting about the Union that could go in the box, please email me with the idea Nightline concert [email protected], you have my per mission to be as creative as possible
onight is the band concert in aid of Nightline. It's cheap, It's in couldn't imagine that happening in dora's Box is a black box that is kept in TULU and the cause is great, I'll be such a socialist and understanding the murky depths of the Presidents going. When talking about the event institution. Office. I don't know who started the ICU Summer Ball recently, in my usual 'ICU is great1 way tradition or why, but the theory is that I boasted how Nightline was started in each president puts in the box three Tickets only available for ICU and moved onto ULU to promote Pandora's Box items that helped them get through FIVE more days Itself to a larger number of people. the year and that they found excep What I didn't know though, that they mperial is full of strange traditions tionally useful. When I first saw the Cost £55 students, £65 staff kindly told was that ICU actually kicked and conventions, but by far the box, I imagined that it would be full of Nightline out for lack of payment; I strangest is Pandora's Box. Pan blackmail books, confidential infor 1 Science 1 June 1999 A Cure Quacks?
Can spiritual healing cure warts? Can acupuncture help you stop smoking? Can herbal reme- dies cure depression? According to the WHO, 80% of the world's population would say yes, and use alternative medicine as a primary source of healthcare. Joanna Marchant investigates...
Alternative therapies Many herbs contain active ingredients in mentary Medicine at the University of ones, including acupuncture for treat are rapidly gaining unknown and variable amounts, which Exeter was established five years ago, the ing postoperative nausea, and for den acceptance in the can cause side effects (for example first of its kind in the world and still the tal pain, and garlic for lowering blood Western world - an Ephedra, a "natural" slimming drug, only Complementary Medcine Depart pressure. But there are problems. "One estimated one third of which causes dizziness and palpitations). ment in Britain. The department aims to of the main difficulties", explains Clare, adults have used They can also interact unpredictably with conduct rigorous interdisciplinary "is getting the practitioners to take part them. In the past, prescribed medications - an estimated research into the efficacy, safety and in our trials. It is irrelevant to them patients seeking 70% of patients using alternative medi costs of complementary medicine. Clare what the scientific results are - either unorthodox treat cines do not mention them to their doc Stevinson, a research fel way they will still have ments were labelled tors. Some alternative procedures can low in the department, is "It is irrelevant to people queuing for their as poorly educated, also be dangerous, for example acupunc organising a clinical trial therapies." neurotic, gullible or ture, which has been associated with into the effectiveness of [the Practitioners] People in society ignorant, but surveys several life-threatening conditions, includ Hypericum (a small today are becoming show that those seek ing hepatitis B and HIV infections, spinal weed) into the treat what the scientific more and more disillu ing such care are now cord injury, septicaemia and acute ment of PMT. sioned with an orthodox better educated and asthma. "Any practitioners results are - either medicine that can't pro more health-con Other therapies and herbal reme who advocate the use vide all the answers, that scious than ever dies do not have any effect, and a par of untested medicines way they will still uses drugs which are before. There is a ticularly worrying scenario occurs when are playing with patients' seen as artificial and growing belief that alternative people use alternative therapies as a lives", Clare said. "Here have people which cause side approaches to healthcare are safer, replacement to conventional medical at Exeter we carry out effects. Many are now healthier and more environmentally treatment. There are often no regula scientific, randomised, queuing for their turning to the idea of a friendly than so-called 'Western' medi tions controlling practitioners. Through controlled trials to see natural cure. It Is impor cines. ignorance, or an eagerness to identify how effective these ther therapies" tant for us all to realise It is easy to see the attraction. Many the mental and emotional components apies really are. Safety is the danger of ignoring alternative therapists of an illness, some ther a primary concern." the benefits of some regard most if not all dis- apists may overlook slg- Clare's work is going well Hypericum herbal medicines and traditional treat eases as potentially cur- Some alternative nificant physical has already been shown to be at least as ments, but also the dangers of turning able. They offer a problems. Asonemed- effective in treating depression as con our backs on conventional medicine in comprehensive and sim- procedures can also ical student at IC ventional medicines, and with far fewer favour of untested, anecdotal tteatments. pie message, with describes, it's a very real side effects. Other trials being con The best way forward for Western med answers to many of the be dangerous, for problem. "I examined ducted by the department include icine is undoubtedly an integrated problems that have a Korean lady with acupuncture for headaches and for approach, but only if the alternative ther been Ignored or han example breast cancer", she says. smoking cessation, spiritual healing for apies are first subjected to the same rig dled badly in the con "For months she'd sim warts, and homeopathy. There have orous scientific testing as conventional ventional healthcare acupuncture" ply been using a herbal been many negative results, but also drugs. system. Practitioners paste given to her by an positive spend time talking to alternative medicine patients, listening to their problems and practitioner. By the time she came to the encouraging them to relax - an undoubt doctor she was in the very late stages. edly beneficial approach which is scarce She's probably dead now". The NHS is in the NHS. now moving to integrate many alterna But do these alternative treatments tive therapies into the service, but the work, other than as a placebo effect? In basic problem remains - that most of most cases we just don't know, and that these treatments are not clinically proven. Is precisely the problem. Several phar There is no reasonable evidence that maceuticals were originally discovered in they work, or that they are safe. natural products, from digitalis and This situation is starting to change, aspirin, to yohimbine (for impotence). however. The Department of Comple 1 June 1999 Opinion What would Legalisation Lead to?
In the second of our two part exploration of the attitudes surrounding the legalisation of drugs, Felix looks at the arguments in
favour of de-regulatlon. Danny Kushllck, a spokesman for Transform - a pressure group which believes that current British drug
laws should be re-examined - answers questions on the benefits and problems of legalisation.
Q: Will direct action such as the may- worse. At least half of all property crime we want alcohol and tobacco sold get that cannabis is not harmless. It is day march help legalise cannabis? is related to fundralsing to support a exclusively through the criminal market? generally smoked and smoking causes habit. It is purely because of the pro If we were to ban them we'd increase disease. Remember Bob Marley died of A: I don't know whether rallies like hibition of these drugs that the price is the price massively, lower the quality lung cancer. this actually change anything in them so high and consequently addicts have and have a massive increase in property The serious and undesirable social selves and we are deluding ourselves if to steal to support it. Most of the crime associated with feeding a problems associated with heroin, crack we think that they do. However, as part Mafia's profits accrue from illegal drug tobacco habit. And let's not be deluded and speed are in the main created and of a larger plan, it plays its part. sales. The market belongs to them. It by the language of the government. definitely exacerbated by their illegality. Cannabis will be legalised when costs the UK 6 billion pounds Alcohol and tobacco are very danger The issue is to create a policy around the crisis caused by its prohibition com a year dealing with the fall- ous drugs. How come we're so con drug use and misuse that first and fore bined becomes too great for Govern V out from prohibition. The cerned about the gateway myth of most reduces harm and reduces costs. ment to bear - financially and in terms Illegal trade in the UK is cannabis leading to 'harder' drugs, Prohibition does not do that and legal of public opinion. And also when worth 19 billion a year. when the gateway drugs that we all isation does. It's that simple. Legali the government feels Many of our inner city start using first are the very dangerous sation is not a cure-all however. People safe enough to put it areas are being decimated ones of alcohol and tobacco. Tobacco will still get ill and die as they do with properly on the polit by street dealers kills 300 each every day, alcohol 100 alcohol and tobacco. But we could ical agenda. and violence, dirty each and every day, heroin 3 each and reduce the crime associated with mis Our job as drug needles and acquis every day. Interestingly most of the use, raise revenue, stop stigmatising law reformers is to itive crime. Intra heroin deaths are to do addicts, give out better information, raise the issue on venous drug users with ignorance of the strength of restore civil rights, empty our prisons that agenda. Our activ themselves are what they were using. A problem that and ultimately begin to address the ities range from standing scapegoated and would be solved by legalising. Heroin underlying problems drug misuse, in elections on the single suffer the health con is a relatively safe drug compared with namely poverty and lack of opportu issue of legalisation, sequences of prohibition. alcohol and tobacco. And let's not for nity. speaking to local and Increased HIV and Hepatitis national policy makers, direct transmission, death from action like smokey bears picnics, pure heroin (ten in Bristol producing policy documents, getting in the last 2 months, six In Nor media coverage, starting student folk) etc etc. As far as we are con groups etc. cerned it is anti-prohibitionism which is The Arts Appreciation Society Transform is part of a larger alliance the important Issue rather than the spe to change policy and legislation in the cific issue of cannabis. And by address wishes to thank all of its 283 UK. Or work falls into three main areas: ing drug policy as a whole we can begin members for their continued Policy, Membership and Media. We are to see the underlying issues involved in involved in policy making forums at a creating progressive change. support over the last year. local and national level. We have an active membership who involve them Q: What Is your response to the selves in activities from writing to their often heard criticism "It's all very well to MP to putting on debates and parties. legalise some relatively harmless drugs, Some of the shows for which We have three active student groups such as cannabis, but these Inevitably one of which is an official student soci lead on to harder and more addictive we intend to arrange, tickets ety affiliated to the NUS. drugs, which have serious and unde during the coming year include: sirable social problems associated with Q: How do events such as the may- them"? day march fit In with Transform's policy Chicago * The Lion King of re-examining the legal status of all A: We are absolutely clear that it is West Side Story * Rent Illegal drugs? so-called dangerous drugs which need to be legalised. It is absolutely madness Saturday Night Fever * Cats A: Cannabis prohibition Is one part to leave the dangerous drugs In the $0 ...plus loads more, including other y of the problem. It is an important fight hands of an unregulated uncontrolled to repeal this bullshit law. I received a marketplace. We have a choice here: musicals, opera, ballet an