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Sunday, February 18 to Sunday, February 25, 2018 on Holland America’s Oosterdam NEW FOR 2018 We pay verrrrrry close attention to the More guidance for New Monkeys! feedback we receive after each JoCo Cruise, • We’re planning more special events WELCOME and do our level best to turn that feedback (especially early on in the week) specifi- into an ever-better cruise. 2017 was amazing— cally designed to help new Sea Monkeys our first time sailing from the West Coast, find their metaphorical sea legs, and others and the first time JoCo Cruise occupied an to be New Monkey–friendly. Hi, it’s me, Jonathan Coulton. Welcome to JoCo Cruise 2018! entire ship. While everything went pretty • “Cruise Mom” Thera Heller has assembled great (if we do say so ourselves), we’ve made some of our friendliest veteran cruiser Do me a favor: close your eyes, and imagine you are on a giant cruise ship some improvements and additions based on volunteers into a New Monkey RA squad, exit survey results and general reactions. to answer your questions and to offer filled with fun and amazing people. Some of them are wearing fezzes; there Just a few examples: suggestions on how to get started. are many ukuleles. There is a giant room filled with games that you can play and people who want to play them with you. A bunch of famous people Food, glorious food! Expanded gaming and crafting! are here specifically so that you will be entertained. Everywhere you look, • We’re having (limited) seating for breakfast • More games in the Game Library, and more and lunch daily in the Main Dining Room. guidance for finding and learning new games, you see free food (the pizza is pretty good, but you should have a salad There’ll still be plenty of room for gaming and people to play them with (including our sometimes probably). Now, open your eyes. OMG IT IS STILL HAPPENING! (and crafting). new Cardboard Concierge team). • Expanded vegetarian, vegan and gluten-free • New crafting programming in the Craft Listen “y’all”, this is going to be a really fun week. I’m so glad you’re here. menu options in the Main Dining Room and Room (Deck 3 Midship, near the shops) the Lido Market. organized by Fiona’s Fineries, plus meetups This packet contains a lot of papers with informations on them. (Honestly, • Four words: All. Day. Taco. Bar. (Well, and events in other parts of the ship (and I mostly just show up for the parties, so I don’t know exactly what’s in here: extended hours, anyway.) you can also do standalone crafting in the Maps? Schedules? Probably.) Fun will not be hard to come by, but if you Game Room) More options for late night activities! have questions or need help, you can visit the information desk (Deck 1 by • We’re turning the ship’s new, spacious Wash your hands! the Atrium Bar), talk to a Helper Monkey (anyone wearing a Pink Vest), or Billboard Onboard bar and lounge area • Okay, this one isn’t new. But it’s important as ask one of the many friendly, helpful veteran Sea Monkeys. If you’re new, (on Deck 2 next to the casino) into a fun ever to keeping everyone on the ship healthy. some of these helpful veterans will be reaching out to you to touch base nighttime hangout space. Late night snacking and comfy seating? YES. Plus, So thank you for your thoughtful feedback, and make sure you have all of your questions answered. We call them RAs, we’ve worked with HAL so that at least which is an essential part of how we continue to but don’t worry: they’re not here to confiscate your alcohol. one hot tub is available 24 hours. make JoCo Cruise the greatest event possible. Mostly your job is to relax, and do things that you like to do with people who are great, because you are on the JoCo Cruise now, and that is what we do here. Thank you for bringing your excellent self. I’ll see you in the buffet line!

If you use onboard internet, please turn off auto-updating (App Store, iTunes, etc.) and auto-backup apps (iCloud, Backblaze, etc.)­—they gobble up bandwidth and slow things down for everyone, including you. JONATHAN COULTON THANK YOU FOR HELPING OUT.

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Be excellent to each other. We expect that every- Don’t use illegal substances or bring them one will treat their fellow Sea Monkeys with kindness onboard. No exceptions. and respect. This is an enthusiastic and supportive com- TABLE OF CONTENTS munity, and we hope it will always to be this way. Invite The ship’s management has the final say. The people into your conversations and activities; be sup- officers and crew of the Oosterdam all want you to portive when your fellow Sea Monkeys try new things; have fun, but they’re also responsible for the safety Deck Plans 5 participate, say hello, help out. Events like these can feel and well-being of every person on board. Don’t hesi- lonely and intimidating when you’re new and don’t know tate to come to us if you need help dealing with an Main Event Grid 7 anybody. Be welcoming, inclusive and friendly! issue, but know that if it involves the ship and its oper- ations, or the health or well-being of passengers and/ Explanation of Red and Gold Teams 9 Don’t harass others. Some things that are not OK: or crew, ultimately we must defer to the Oosterdam any kind of physical, verbal, or psychological abuse; management. New Monkey Orientation 10 threats, intimidation, and bullying; slurs about race, gender, or sexuality; unwanted romantic attention, In general we expect that, as in years past, JoCo Cruisers Theme Days 10 sexual harassment, and generally creepy or stalky will act responsibly and look after one another. But in behavior; and photographing anyone or engaging in the event of a breach of this Code of Conduct, we reserve Gaming and the Game Library 11 physical interactions (hugging, tickling, backrubs, etc.) the right to take action, including (but not limited without consent. If someone asks you to stop doing to) limiting access to events, expulsion without refund, Shadow Cruise 12 something and you keep doing it, that’s harassment. and/or permanent banning from JoCo Cruise events. During the cruise, if you witness behavior contrary Crafting 12 Be excellent to the ship’s staff and anyone to this Code of Conduct, are concerned about another you encounter at a port of call. Bad behavior by JoCo Cruise attendee’s behavior, or feel that you are Quiet Area 12 individuals reflects poorly on our group as a whole, being or have been harassed, contact any Helper Loreto Land Concert and Food Festival and we don’t want to be remembered as the rude Monkey or member of the JoCo Cruise management 13 people who ruined everyone’s cruise. team (Scarface [Drew], Paul, Storm, or Anna). Once Onboard Communications 14 off-ship, please email JoCo Cruise management at I mean, obviously. [email protected]. Don’t steal things. Entertainer Bios 15

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TO REPORT A CODE OF CONDUCT VIOLATION Onboard Booking for JoCo Cruise 2018 35 CALL 74701 Smoking Policy 35 Gratuities 35

Photo and Video Policy 36

JOCO CRUISE AND ACCESSIBILITY Social Media 36

JoCo Cruise works to ensure that all aspects of our regarding their various accessibility and special needs The Home Away from Home Office 37 event are fully accessible by all attendees. Holland options, including info on accessible staterooms. America Line’s facilities are designed to accommodate During JoCo Cruise, if anyone encounters any issues people with mobility, hearing, and visual disabilities. regarding accessibility, we will work with HAL to You can visit HAL’s website for complete information resolve the issue as quickly as possible.

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Main concert Bar Main venues

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CASINO ROOM SY8040SY8040I-8041 I-8041SY8043SY8043 ONBOARD SCREENING

BILLBOARD I-8045 I-8045 SY8042SY8042 SY8047SY8047 I-8049 I-8049 SY8044SY8044 SY8051SY8051 GALLERY

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M SY8062SY8062 SY8067SY8067 BOW or FORE: front of ship

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SY8080SY8080 SY8085SY8085 LIDO LIDO LIDO LIDO

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SY8084SY8084 SY8089SY8089 LIDO LIDO PHOTOS MARKET MARKET ship to shore (think “shuttlecraft”) SY8086SY8086 SY8091SY8091

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DINING DINING POOL POOL

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5 6 7 MAIN EVENT GRID See page 14 to learn how and where to find the complete, updated schedule of events. MIDN 11PM 10PM 9PM 8PM 7PM 6PM 5PM 4PM 3PM 2PM 1PM NOON 11AM 10AM 9AM THEME GOLD TEAM RED TEAM RED Welcome, New Monkeys! Meet up with old friends. old with up Meet ALL ABOARD! Dinner Dinner Sunday, February 18 Cocktail Reception “Bye, Real World!” Everybody switch! Everybody Prepare for a week Get your bearings. DAY 1:SanDiego Find new friends. new Find Up to you, really. you, to Up SAFETY DRILL New Monkey New of awesome. Or sleeping. Orientation Main Stage Or gaming! Or chilling! LIDO DECK LIDO More fun! More GOLD TEAM Main Concert Main Concert RED TEAM RED Main Stage Main Stage GOLD TEAM RED TEAM RED Shadow cruise events! Monday, February 19 Dinner Dinner for complete details. See the full schedule Everybody switch! Everybody General slacking! Up to you, really. you, to Up Performances! DAY 2:At Sea Or sleeping. Space! Day Or gaming! Or chilling! Readings! More fun! More Gaming! Panels! GOLD TEAM Main Concert Main Concert RED TEAM RED Main Stage Main Stage

GOLD TEAM RED TEAM RED (Are you starting to sense to starting you (Are DAY 3:CaboSanLucas Tuesday, February 20 Dinner Dinner Everybody switch! Everybody SAN LUCAS SAN Up to you, really. you, to Up a pattern here?) 10am to 5pm to 10am Cosplay Day Or sleeping. Or gaming! Or chilling! More fun! More CABO GOLD TEAM Main Concert Main Concert RED TEAM RED Main Stage Main Stage

LAND CONCERT LAND Wednesday, February 21 Festival begins beverages and/or Loreto Food Food Loreto food fest tickets fest food 4pm to 11:00pm to 4pm DAY 4:Loreto Bring cash for for cash Bring pre-purchase LORETO LORETO if you did not did you if 8am to 1am US$ ONLY Thursday, February 22 know the evening drill at this point, point, this at drill You pretty much much You pretty DAY 5:LaPaz 10am to 6pm to 10am because you LA PAZ LA are smart. GOLD TEAM RED TEAM RED Dinner Dinner Friday, February 23 Splines toSplines reticulate! Everybody switch! Everybody People to see! to People DAY 6:At Sea Formal Night Things to do! to Things Places to go! to Places Yup. GOLD TEAM Main Concert Main Concert RED TEAM RED Main Stage Main Stage GOLD TEAM RED TEAM RED Saturday, February 24 Dinner Dinner Farewell Reception Everybody switch! Everybody “Let’s Always “Let’s Stay Friends” DAY 7:At Sea Jammies Day really wanted Get in all that that all in Get to do today, today, do to it’s back to to back it’s LIDO DECK LIDO tomorrow dry land... stuff you stuff because GOLD TEAM Main Concert Main Concert RED TEAM RED Main Stage Main Stage NOON THEME MIDN 10AM 10PM 11AM 11PM 9AM 4PM 9PM 6PM 8PM 5PM 2PM 3PM 7PM 1PM 8 RED TEAM AND GOLD TEAM NEW MONKEYS! Because the Main Stage theater and the Main OTHER OFFICIAL EVENTS It can be tough being the new gal/guy on the block. There’s so much going on, and it can seem like Dining Room each only fit about half the ship, All other events on board do not require your everyone knows what’s happening except for you! This year we’ve planned even more ways to help and we have the whole ship, you’ve been wristband, and are open to all Sea Monkeys. our new Sea Monkeys learn the metaphorical ropes and make the most out of the adventure. divided into two (equal and cooperative, not • Seating will be filled on a first-come, rival) teams: Red Team and Gold Team. You first-served basis. NEW MONKEY ORIENTATION — Day 1 New Monkey Dance Party; we’ll list events On Day 1 (Sunday, February 18) at 1:30pm, will receive a silicone wristband indicating • If you arrive at an event and it’s already with particular “New Monkey” appeal in the there’ll be a 90-minute Orientation in the Main daily newsletter. your team. PLEASE DON’T LOSE THIS. full, there will be schedules posted Stage for anyone who’s new to the cruise or look for tables displaying the If you do, please contact the Info Desk throughout the ship so you can find other GAMERS: could use a refresher. (It’s not mandatory, but “Friendly Fez” icon, which indicate that more (Atrium, Deck 1). events that are JUST AS AWESOME. highly recommended for New Monkeys.) players are welcome. Or set up a game and Teams apply in the following cases: • Events held on the Main Stage will also We’ll start and end with a 10-minute overview put up a Friendly Fez icon yourself! be simulcast on all in-cabin TVs, and be of the week and general logistics; in between, MAIN CONCERTS available on-demand for you to watch we’ll answer any questions you may have. Show NEW MONKEY RA PROGRAM Most days, there will be a Main Concert in at your leisure. up when you wish/can, leave at any time. Some of our experienced volunteers will be the Main Stage theater, repeated twice. Our default policy will be to clear rooms • “New Monkey RAs” this year. Look for the • Gold Team = early show after each event (i.e., No Camping) so that NEW MONKEY EVENTS — first few days people wearing pink sashes—they’re seasoned • Red Team = late show the room may be prepared for the next We’ve planned several events early in the Sea Monkeys who know the ins and outs of this EVERYONE WILL SEE ALL THE SAME event. This policy may be waived at the week specifically to help new Sea Monkeys event, are happy to answer any questions you PERFORMERS. (Resist the FOMO*) discretion of the Helper Monkeys monitor- get acquainted and ease into Sea Monkey life. have, and want to make sure you feel welcomed. ing the door/line management, but only in Things like New Monkey Karaoke and the Say hello! DINNER cases where any line for the next event is Most days, there will be two dinner seatings: minimal at the time of room turnaround. • Red Team = early dinner (5pm) • Gold Team = late dinner (7:30pm) THEME DAYS EXCEPTIONS: Day 1 (Sunday): “Welcome, New Day 3 (Tuesday): Cosplay Day • Wednesday, February 21 PLANT-BASED EATING Monkeys!” Day Cosplay is encouraged and welcomed every (because we’re in Loreto all day) Don’t dig on meat? The Oosterdam has Make a special effort on this day to help show day of the cruise. But if you’re only going to • Thursday, February 22 you covered . . . new Monkeys what a great decision they’ve cosplay once, this is the day. Go nuts!* (because we’re in La Paz until 6pm) made by joining us! Invite new people to join • Nightly vegetarian and vegan meal Day 6 (Friday): Formal Night On these nights, dinner is “Open Dining” for your game. Start a conversation with a stranger. options in the Main Dining Room Formal wear (defined VERY flexibly), fezzes and those who still wish to eat in the Main Dining Sit with people you don’t know at dinner. Show tiaras encouraged, but not required, at dinner.* Room. Arrive anytime between 5pm and 9pm. • Added vegetarian and vegan options in them what makes the event so special to you. (But try not to all get there at once!) the Lido Market, including a station Day 7 (Saturday): Jammies Day dedicated to plant-based options Day 2 (Monday): Space! Day Everyone’s running out of clean clothes any- It’s like the ocean, but drier and somewhat • Plant-based options at the Dive-In grill, way, so today is one big day-long celebration NOTE: Fixed Seating table assignments larger. Cosplay as your favorite alien/space and veggie-meat at the Taco Bar of the fact that nobody can make us put on will still apply on these days. pirate/astronaut/astronomer/etc.; take some “real” clothes if we don’t want to! time to stargaze tonight; and generally Get *fear of missing out Excited About Space! *No full face masks or weapons per HAL regulations. 9 10 GAMING AND THE GAME LIBRARY THE SHADOW CRUISE WANT TO LEARN AND PLAY GAMES? WHERE AND WHEN TO PLAY One of our favorite parts of JoCo Cruise is the way the Sea Monkeys self-organize and create • A list of all participatory gaming events will be TABLETOP GAMES events of their own. This process evolved quickly way back on the first JoCo Cruise, and every posted daily outside of the Game Library Upper and Lower Main Dining Room year we offer spaces on the ship for formally scheduling these events, now referred to as the (including Learn-to-Play demonstrations hosted (Decks 2 & 3, Aft) Shadow Cruise. by some of our sponsors and others) This is the “main” area for gaming. Tables will be This year the Shadow Cruise features over 135 HOURS (!) of scheduled events. So there’s • Easel pads—near the Game Library—let play- available each day until around 3:30pm (when the almost literally never “nothing to do.” ers find and organize play events and times dining room staff needs to reset the room for dinner), You can find the Shadow Cruise schedule in the following places: • The daily newsletter will have a daily schedule, and again after approximately 11pm (once the staff • On your in-stateroom TV under the “JoCo Info” tab has reset the room after the late dinner seating). including all gaming events • The JCC2018 online schedule: jococruise2018.sched.com That said, some tables on Deck 3 immediately • Posted throughout the ship (elevator banks on all floors; outside main venues) GAME LIBRARY IN THE UPPER MAIN adjacent to the Game Library on the starboard DINING ROOM side will be available for gaming 24/7—even while The JoCo Cruise Tabletop Game Library is in the the rest of the Main Dining Room is being served Upper Main Dining Room (Deck 3, Aft), just to dinner (these tables will NOT be served food!) CRAFTING the left as you enter (starboard side). It will be Our Crafting Room is back for a victory lap after its popularity last year! You’ll find it (and a available 24/7, and includes many games donated NOTE: Some sections of the Upper Dining Room bevy of crafting supplies) in what’s usually the ship’s Digital Workshop (Deck 3, Forward); to JoCo Cruise by Our Generous Sponsors, as (Deck 3) of the Dining Room may be reserved at a list of scheduled activities can be found in the JoCo Cruise schedule. A huge “thank you” to well as Steve Paap. (May Neptune protect them certain times for specialty lunches and/or special Fiona’s Fineries for once again organizing the crafting activities! and further their good works. Amen.) Gaming Events. Also, a portion of the Lower Whether you’re new to crafting, or have already created a functioning starship out of pipe Sea Monkeys may also share their own games Dining Room will be reserved for serving break- cleaners and felt, the Crafting Room is a great place to share your interests, trade tips, or just fast and lunch during the appropriate hours. Don’t during the week via the Game Library, via a simple hang out with other crafters. You can bring your own materials, of course, or avail yourself worry, there’s still plenty of room for gaming. “library style” check in/out system, so we can all of the variety of tools and materials provided. We ask only that you do not disassemble the share with confidence in 2018. Instructions for chairs and tables, or, if you do, please knit new ones. loaning your game to the Game Library are posted Lido Market (Deck 9, Mid) You can also look for Shadow Cruise crafting events in the daily schedule. And many types by the Game Library. (It’s super-simple.) There are plenty of tables (and nearby food!) in of crafting are portable, so indulge wherever the mood strikes you (including in the Main Please take care of any game you play as if it the Lido Market. We especially recommend this Dining Room), and share the joy. were your own. If you abuse your own games, take space if you want to game while the ship’s staff care of others’ games as if you weren’t a monster. clear the dining room after the late dinner seating NOTE: If there is an Official Event or a Shadow Cruise event scheduled in any given space, and restore it to proper Gaming Configuration™. that event will receive precedence for seating/table space.

NEW FOR 2018: Pretty Much Everywhere Else CARDBOARD CONCIERGE As stated above, we control the whole ship; so anywhere you care to set up and play—except for QUIET AREA Not sure what game to play? We’ve the ship’s radar display—go for it! The Explorations Cafe (Deck 10, Forward) is reserved as a quiet space for passengers to be able got you covered. Press your luck on the to sit and remove themselves from the bustle of the larger and noisier rooms. We request there Gametron 9000™. If that’s not enough, NOTE: If there is an Official Event or a be no gaming in this area; please stick to quiet activities (reading, puzzles, etc.) and be respectful ask a friendly Cardboard Concierge in of your fellow Quiet Room occupants. Think “library/nap room” sound levels. (Yes, you can still the game library during posted hours to Shadow Cruise event scheduled in any given help you find the perfect game to space, that event will receive precedence for come in and buy coffee and use the internet stations there. Just please do so reasonably quietly.) suit your mood and taste. seating/table space. Thanks for cooperating! Anyone engaging in noisy/disturbing activity here will be asked (politely and quietly) to relocate. 12 LORETO LAND CONCERT AND FOOD FESTIVAL ONBOARD COMMUNICATIONS i.e. HOW AM I GOING TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING On Wednesday, February 21, we’ll pull into 4pm to 11(ish)pm the town of Loreto (metaphorically; the ship JOCO CRUISE LAND CONCERT ON THERE’S TOO MUCH GOING ON AAAAAAAAH! won’t actually enter the town, this isn’t Speed Starting at 4pm, we’ll be holding a concert in 2: Cruise Control). Once we do, some cool the town square—large enough for everyone So, yeah, there’s a lot of things on the schedule. Relax. It’s cool. You don’t have to do everything. stuff will happen in Loreto’s town square to hang out together and let loose well past Pick and choose what you want to do—including, at times, nothing at all. (Plaza Civica). What cool stuff? sunset. See the Schedule for the full list of That said, there’s lots of ways for you to stay informed as the week goes along:: performers. The Official Group Photo will also 12noon to 5pm be taken at the start of the concert. LORETO FOOD FESTIVAL DAILY NEWSLETTER — HELPER MONKEYS — The town of Loreto and the Loreto Restaurant NOTES delivered to your stateroom • Our volunteer Helper Monkeys will be Association will be holding a food festival • Tenders will be running throughout the every evening wearing special pink vests, and can help outside the Museo de las Misiones (just around day and night, with extra tenders running • Updated schedule and key information find answers to any JoCo Cruise question the corner from the town square), featuring 15 during “high traffic” times. about the next day you might have. You can also turn to them different food tents (including two dedicated • The municipality will provide transporta- if you’re concerned about a Code of to vegetarian options). If you pre-purchased tion to and from the town square for DAILY SCHEDULES — Conduct violation or need to report a food fest vouchers, you will exchange them for those with mobility issues. posted throughout the ship harassment incident. For general your wristband and tickets at the tender pier • This will be a “stand-up” music festival; • Outside major venues; elevator banks on Oosterdam or Holland America–related on shore. If you didn’t pre-purchase, tickets seating will be provided along the sides every floor; on wall-mounted info screens questions, please consult the ship’s will be available at the tender pier for $25 for a and in the back of the town square. There materials and staff. set of seven tickets, exchangeable for food will also be a section reserved for YOUR IN-STATEROOM TV items at any of the tents. US CASH ONLY! accessible seating. • The Oosterdam’s in-cabin TVs now SELF-ORGANIZE — feature on-demand access to a plethora • This year, easel pads will be available in NOTE: bringing any food off the Oosterdam of entertainment and information— the Explorer’s Lounge (Deck 2, Aft) for into port is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by including our daily schedules “analog” plan coordination and announce- Mexican law. ments (i.e., “Underwater D&D - Sea View ONLINE SCHEDULE — Pool - Friday 10am; bring goggles”). There jococruise2018.sched.com will also be easels by the Game Library • Internet access required. Given the specifically for organizing gaming events. concert unpredictability of network connectivity area while at sea, we discourage relying on MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS/ this as your only info source. PUBLIC ADDRESS — • For major reminders and announcements JOCO CRUISE INFO DESK — throughout the week, Principal Sabourin food fest Atrium, Deck 1 midship and others will tell you directly, via the • Daily staffing hours will be posted at the ship’s PA system. desk and in our daily newsletter

13 14 stars in the semi-autobiographical Netflix comedy series Lady Dynamite. She is the creator and star of Maria Bamford: the special special special and the web series The Maria Bamford Show. She voices characters on BoJack Horseman, Adventure Time, Legend of Korra and Puss in Boots, and recurred on Netflix’s Arrested Development reboot, USA’s Benched, FX’s Louie, and ABC’s Fresh Off the Boat. Her new special Old Baby is available on Netflix.

GREG BENSON has appeared in dozens of films and TV series, including Melrose Place, Diagnosis Murder,, andBig JONATHAN COULTON Day, Caprica, Method & Red and Quintuplets is from the Internet. While a struggling music industry fell to pieces in over 100 national commercials. Benson is also a over file sharing and shifting business models, he independently popular YouTuber, with over two million subscribers amassed a small army of techies, nerds, and dedicated superfans. and one billion video views across, he’shis channels. awarded He’s known for his songs in the games, plus an eclectic catalog As the host of Prank It Forward of masterful songwriting on subjects from zombies and mad scientists deserving guests everything from cash to cars to a to sad parents and dissatisfied software engineers. He is the house newly renovated house. Greg has also directed the musician for the NPR quiz show Ask Me Another, and a composer web series The Guild and Gorgeous Tiny Chicken for Spongebob Squarepants: The Broadway Musical. , and has created viral commercial Machine Show campaigns for Toyota, Intel, LEGO, MTV, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut and many others.

15 16 JIM BOGGIA has three studio albums—2001’s Fidelity Is AMY BERG the Enemy, 2005’s Safe in Sound and 2008’s

is a feature writer and television showrunner. Misadventures in Stereo—and he’s worked with She was a writer for Boomtown (NBC), Threshold artists , Juliana Hatfield, Mike Viola, (CBS), and The 4400 (USA), and a producer on Tracy Bonham, Bernadette Peters, David Poe,

Leverage (TNT) and Person of Interest (CBS). She NRBQ’s Big Al Anderson, Beach Boys lyricist Tony was a writer and Co-Executive Producer on Eureka Asher, MC5 guitarist Wayne Kramer, Attractions (Syfy) and created the WGA award–nominated drummer Pete Thomas, Emitt Rhodes, and Amanda Caper (Hulu). Most recently she served as Marshall. Boggia also performs with the well-known Executive Producer on Da Vinci’s Demons and New York City–based Beatles tribute band, the Fab now runs the new STARZ series Counterpart Faux, as well as Mad Dogs & Dominos. Oh, and he starring JK Simmons. plays a mean ukulele.

MICHAEL IAN BLACK BONNIE BURTON most recently starred in TVLand’s The Jim Gaffigan is the author of the books J.K. Rowling’s

Show and Comedy Central’s Another Period, as well as Wizarding World: Movie Magic Volume Three: Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later Netflix’s Amazing Artifacts, Crafting With Feminism, The and Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp. Star Wars Craft Book, Girls Against Girls: Why We His standup comedy special Noted Expert was Are Mean to Each Other and How We Can Change, released on Epix. He has authored 11 books, including Star Wars: Planets in You Can Draw Star Wars, A Child’s First Book of Trump and the memoirs Navel Peril, Draw Star Wars: The Clone Wars and more. Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine (but also my mom’s, which I know sounds weird), and You’re Not She hosts podcast Geek DIY and co-hosts Vaginal Doing It Right: Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death and Fantasy Romance Book Club Show. She has written , SFX magazine, Disney, CNN, Organic Other Humiliations. He co-hosts podcasts Mike and for Wired

Tom Eat Snacks with Tom Cavanagh, and Topics with Living, CBS and NBC, and was the former Senior Michael Showalter and his own How To Be AmazingViva . Editor for StarWars.com at Lucasfilm for a Black co-created, wrote and starred in The State, decade. Bonnie currently writes for CNET, Playboy and Make magazine. Variety, Stella and Michael and Michael Have Issues.

17 18 RHEA BUTCHER is a -based stand-up comic, actorConan and, writer who has appeared on @midnight, KELLY SUE and Adam Ruins Everything. She co-created the DECONNICK GLAAD Award–nominated show, Take My Wife has written comics for Image, Boom, Oni, with her wife, , with whom she Humanoids, Dark Horse, DC, Vertigo and Marvel. also co-hosts the weekly live show and podcast, She is best known for surprise hits like Carol Put Your Hands Together. Rhea was recently Danvers’ rebranding as Captain Marvel and the Pretty Deadly (with Emma named a Variety “Comic to Watch” and was Eisner-nominated awarded at the 2017 Just for Laughs Festival in Ríos). DeConnick’s most recent venture, Bitch Montreal. Her debut standup album Butcher Planet, co-created with Valentine De Landro, was released earlier this year. launched to rave reviews in December 2014.

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CHRISTOPHER ESPOSITO has a style with no obvious lineage and sounds (called “the Future of Comedy” by Jay Leno) has Last Call with Carson Daly, like nobody else, having soaked up game all over appeared on , Adventure Time, and Chelsea the country. Few other MC/producers can leap @midnight, Maron, from humor to intense personal reflection, from Lately. She has appeared in the films Mother’s Day hardcore rhyming to serious experimentation and and Sleight, and has hosted the GLAAD Media make sense of it all. More succinctly, Quelle is the Awards. She co-created and co-stars in the GLAAD Take My Wife, and released the real deal. The triple threat MC/Producer/visual Award–nominated artist comes to the table with no gimmicks or comedy special Marriage Material and album trends. Quelle Chris is just being his Same Sex Symbol. She is currently working on unapologetically honest self. her first book, for Grand Central Publishing.

19 20 MC FRONTALOT (née Damian Hess) has beenSpin featured, Wired in, NewsweekBlender, , CNN, The New York Times, MATT FRACTION Entertainment Weekly, won the first-ever PEN USA Literary Award for XXL, XLR8R, USA Today, Graphic Novels; he has—or comics he’s a part of The London Daily Telegraph, NPR, G4TV, Esquire, The Guardian (UK) and The Wall have—won Eisners, Harveys, and SatelliteEagles. He’s Sam , Playboy, CMJ, written the comics Sex Criminals, Street Journal. He has released six studio albums: Hawkeye, and the graphic novel adaptation ODY-C , Nerdcore Rising, Secrets From The Future, Final of Jonathan Coulton’s album Solid State. He and Boss, Zero Day, Solved, and Question Bedtime. He wife Kelly Sue DeConnick run MILKFED and his band are featured in the documentary CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS together. Nerdcore Rising: The Movie.

JEAN GRAE is a lyricist, producer, writer, director, MARK cinematographer and all around consummate entertainer. Grae has worked alongside artists FRAUENFELDER like Mos Def, Talib Kweli, The Roots and is the founding editor-in-chief of Make Pharoahe Monch. She wrote, directed and magazine, the founder of Boing Boing, and starred in the half hour sitcom Life With Jeannie. the author of eight books on technology, Her latest releases, Gotham Down cycles 1-3, are pop culture, and magic tricks. available on JeanGrae.bandcamp.com.

21 22 JACKIE KASHIAN released her standup special This Will Make an Excellent Horcrux in 2014, and it was named one of the year’s top five comedy@midnight, specials onand Vulture. has com. She’s been on Conan, appeared on Netflix’s Lady Dynamite and IFC’s Maron. She has hosted her podcast, The Dork is a writer, comedian, internet judge, expert Forest, for over 10 years, with more than three cruise passenger, and famous minor television million downloads. She also co-hosts The Jackie personality. and Laurie Show on the Nerdist Network.

FELIX KRAMER is a producer and bizdev consultant in the independent video game industry. Currently they’re working on the game TUNIC, and the next big (secret) thing from Polytron, creators of FEZ! N. K. JEMISIN Past projects include Where the Water Tastes Like is a Hugo and Locus Award–winning Brooklyn Wine, OXENFREE, and TowerFall Ascension .

author whose works have also been nominated In 2015, Felix joined the Feminist Frequency for the World Fantasy Award and the Nebula. board. Catch Felix over at their , @legobutts, The final novel of her Broken Earth trilogy, where they tweet about indie video games, LEGO, The Stone Sky, came out in August 2017. and stuff about being biracial, bisexual, and Her website is nkjemisin.com. nonbinary, and their cats Gnome and Brisket.

23 24 MOLLY LEWIS is known for her quirky songs and insatiable cELROY desire to woo the Internet and has also been CLINT M known to slam revolving doors. Notorious for appears with his sons Justin, Travis and Griffin playing covers of her own songs, Molly had a on The Adventure Zone podcast. He worked in the breakout year in 2009, when she released radio industry for forty-two years, has taught at I Made You a CD, But I Eated It, and made her Marshall University, and wrote the comic book first appearances at W00tstock and PAX Prime. adaptations for Freejack and Universal Soldier and As a songwriter, she focuses mostly on Mr. T several Green Hornet comic books. He claims to and female reproduction. Molly’s bio may require have kilt him a bar when he was only 3, but this cleanup to meet Wikipedia’s quality standards. has not been verified.

THERESA cELROY AIMEE MANN M is a singer-songwriter and as fine a chronicler is a lifeguard turned actress turned artist of the human comedy and painful break-ups turned podcaster! When she’s not podcasting, as popular music has produced. Aimee was she is keeping her daughter, the joy of her life, nominated for an Academy Award for Best Song from terrorizing her dog and cat. Amidst all the for “Save Me,” from the film Magnolia. After her changes, she has always loved writing thank New Wave band ‘Til Tuesday broke up, Aimee you notes and will never stop trying to get launched her solo career and released her her dear husband Travis to write them, too. first album, Whatever, in 1997. In 2017, she Currently the pair co-host the podcasts released Mental Illness, her ninth album. Shmanners and The Kind Rewind.

25 26 ELROY TRAVIS M c PAUL AND is a full-time Podcast Host/Producer who works STORM on way more projects than he has time for. He are Paul Sabourin and Greg “Storm” DiCostanzo. started podcasting in 2010 with the comedy advice They have released five albums of their original show My Brother, My Brother and Me. Since then, comedy music. They are co-founders of the geek-

he has gone on to co-host The AdventureBunker Buddies Zone,, oriented variety show w00tstock (with Wil Shmanners, The Kind Rewind, Wheaton and Adam Savage), and co-producers Til Death Do Us Blart, Trends Like These, The McElroy of tbe JoCo Cruise. They co-wrote and co-starred LearningTown Interrobang with Travis andCan Tybee I Pet, Your Dog, in the musical webseries , and their Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2, “Another Irish Drinking Song” was featured in and Surprisingly Nice. He and his brothers also Despicable Me 2. They are staff writers for, and adapted MBMBaM into a similarly titled contributed numerous songs to, the rebooted television show on .com. seasons of Mystery Science Theater 3000.

RIZ ROLLINS (just ‘riz’ to his friends) is a writer and DJ who has been a presence in the Seattle music landscape OPEN MIKE where he has hosted a variety and electronica EAGLE show on 90.3fm for almost thirty years. A stalwart in both the club and event scene, he has played has released the albums Unapologetic4NML Art HSPTL Rap, alongside a diverse roster of artists that includes Rappers Will Die of Natural Causes, Nirvana and James Brown, Die Antwoord and (with Awkward), Dark Comedy, and Hella Personal Funkadelic, Amon Tobin and Osunlade. Proficient

Film Festival (both with Mello Music Group). with a plethora of styles that include disco, hip hop, His track was used as the theme song to The house, world, r&b, ambient, jazz and gospel, he Ron and Fez Show radio show. He also co-hosts regrets that he won’t be slugging his vinyl on this the pro-wrestling podcast Tights and Fights trip, but maybe he’ll invite you over for tea and with Hal Lublin and Danielle Radford. rekkid playing, hopefully soon.

27 28 PATRICK JOHN SCALZI ROTHFUSS is a New York Times–bestselling and Hugo read extensively as a child (he was deprived of Award–winning author of science fiction,Redshirts , television) and wrote terrible short stories and including the books Old Man’s War, poetry to teach himself what not to do. The tactic and Lock In, all of which are currently under paid off, and his first novel, The Name of the Wind, development for television. He’s also written several non-fiction books, including The Rough published in 2007, won the Quill Award and made Your Hate Mail Will Be the New York Times Bestseller List. The Adventures Guide to the Universe and of the Princess and Mr. Whiffle—a children’s book Graded. He’s the writer of the video game for adults—followed in 2010. Wise Man’s Fear was Midnight Star, developed by Halo co-creator published 2011, and reached number one on the Alex Seropian ans was the Creative Consultant New York Times Bestseller List. He’s currently for the television show Stargate Universe. working on the final book in the series. Visit him online at whatever.scalzi.com.

ANITA SARKEESIAN is a media critic and the creator and executive director of Feminist Frequency, an educational WIL WHEATON nonprofit that explores the representations of has been an actor since childhood, and is women in pop culture narratives. She has been a best known for his role as Wesley Crusher panelist at the United Nations and appeared at on the hit television series Star Trek: The Next conferences including XOXO, The Media Evolution Generation. He currently hosts Falling Skies: Conference, Women in the World and GeekGirlCon. Second Watch for TNT. Off-camera he is also She has been featured in Wired, The Guardian (UK), the creator, producer, and host of the webseries Rolling Stone, The Wall Street Journal, The New Tabletop, now filming its third season. A voice York Times and on The Colbert Report. Anita was actor, author, and popular blogger, Wil is a named one of TIME’s “100 Most Influential champion of geek culture. In 2009 Forbes People” in 2015, and in 2016 was awarded an named him the 14th most influential web honorary Ph.D. from The New School. celebrity. This is all amusing to Wil.

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ONBOARD BOOKING PHOTO AND VIDEO POLICY JoCo Cruise imposes no restrictions on where and when its cruisers may capture light photons FOR JOCO CRUISE 2019 and audio waves, and generally encourages you to do so, as well as share those images and recordings with others, including over social media(see below). JoCo Cruise operates under a As you’ve no doubt already heard, we have TO RECAP THE BASICS: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Sharealike license. big plans for 2019, and would love for you to That said, five things: be part of it. If you haven’t already signed up • March 9-16, 2019 aboard Holland • At times, Holland America’s photo and video policies may be different from JoCo for 2019, you can book two different ways: America Line’s ms Oosterdam Cruise’s. If there is a conflict, we must and will defer to the Oosterdam’s policy. • Sailing from Fort Lauderdale to Half • Please be mindful and respectful of others when recording, and respect the JoCo Cruise • At jococruise.com from any Internet- Moon Cay, San Juan (Puerto Rico), Code of Conduct at all times. Please don’t block someone else’s view with your gear or enabled device, or via the Internet and Tortola self, and ask permission before photographing or recording someone. Not everyone may computers in the Explorations Café wish to be photographed/filmed. • Yes, we’ll have the whole ship • Some performers may request their performances not be recorded, or indicate that they • Fill out the JoCo Cruise 2019 Booking to ourselves again Form that will be delivered to your cabin, may be recorded but not publicly reposted. In such cases we ask that everyone respect and drop it off at the Info Desk in the Book now for first choice of cabin type, those requests. We’ll do our best to get word out in advance regarding performers’ Atrium on Deck 1 plus the Early Booking discount! preferences. • In addition to the ship’s photographers, you’ll likely encounter the Shuttermonkeys taking pictures throughout the week. Their primary mission is to document the cruise for the Digital Photobook we’ll be distributing for free after the cruise, and for JoCo SMOKING POLICY Cruise’s general documentary and promotional purposes, but if for any reason you • Smoking of tobacco products (cigarettes, cigars and pipes), e-cigarettes and vaping are don’t want to be photographed by them, it’s cool—just let them know. permitted in the following designated public smoking areas onboard: • This year we also have a crew aboard to make a short documentary about JoCo Cruise. Sea View Bar area (Deck 9, aft)—starboard side only Same deal as with the Shuttermonkeys—if for any reason you don’t want to be filmed by Deck 10, forward, starboard side—area outside doors near the Explorations Café entrance them, it’s cool—just let them know. • Smoking of tobacco products is not permitted on any stateroom verandah, inside any staterooms, or in any other public areas. • E-cigarettes and vaping are not permitted on any stateroom verandah, but are permitted inside staterooms. SHARE THE LOVE/BRAG A LITTLE Whether on the ship or on land, we encourage you to use social media to show the world how much fun you’re having while they slog around in the snow, stare at the beige walls of their GRATUITIES cubicle, and generally face the bleak reality of not being you on JoCo Cruise. Your shipboard gratuities have been prepaid as part of your JoCo Cruise fare. If you find that Please use the hashtag #JoCoCruise when sharing JoCo you’ve been billed for gratuities, call or visit the ship’s Guest Services desk in the Atrium on Cruise pictures on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter so other Deck 1. That said, you should of course feel free to give additional amounts to any Oosterdam Sea Monkeys (and the Sea Monkey-curious) can check out your staff member(s) you feel helped make your experience extra special, or if you just enjoy tippin’! glorious 2018 adventures. We’ll also be awarding cool prizes Please also note that beverages purchased individually onboard (i.e., if you don’t have/haven’t from our sponsors throughout the week to people who prove purchased a drinks package) will have a gratuity added to them automatically; this is not part of adept at sharing the fun. your pre-paid gratuity. And Follow and Like to stay connected!

35 36 THE HOME AWAY FROM HOME OFFICE There are many other people who make significant contributions to making JoCo Cruise a fun and memorable time (most especially the Helper Monkeys), but these are the people who are primarily responsible for this one-ship armada . . .

JONATHAN COULTON JARED HANKINS JENN ELLIS & KEITH BAKER CEO and Ringleader Main Stage Production Manager / The Guy Co-Gaming Overlords Who Is Making Everything Sound Great JONATHAN COULTON MARK BRASEL PAUL SABOURIN KATHRYNCEO and Ringleader GRANT, Head of General Sound Tech Operations / COE (Chief of Events) and SARA SCRIMSHAW KEVIN GRANT, STEVE PAAP, Sonic Yoda Cruise Principal Stage Manager and Lead Scrimshaw &PAUL JEREMIAH SABOURIN SHEPERSKY (look it up; it’s a real job) Co-GamingCOE (Chief Underlordsof Events) and JARED HANKINS STORM DiCOSTANZO Cruise Principal Main Stage Production Manager / The Guy CFO and Coach Cruise DANA PACKLEY & CHRISTINE FELLOWS Who Is Making Everything Sound Great CHRISTOPHER SAUL CraftmaesterSTORM DiCOSTANZO Supreme DREW WESTPHAL, aka SCARFACE Stage Techs and Ninja Warriors CFO and Coach Cruise SARA SCRIMSHAW COO/CTO and Harried Man JEANNETTE SPICE Stage Manager and Lead Scrimshaw DANIELLE DAVIS ExecutiveDREW WESTPHAL, Vice Craftmaester aka Supreme SCARFACE (look it up; it’s a real job) ANNA, aka SCARFACE II Publicist, Social Media & VIP Hospitality COO/CTO and Harried Man Office Manager and Hoopy Frood STEVE PETRUCELLI DANA PACKLEY & SARAH RODRIGUEZ ANNA,Head Shuttermonkey aka SCARFACE II CHRISTOPHER SAUL BOB GORSKI, aka rhaje Social Media Office Manager and Hoopy Frood Stage Techs and Ninja Warriors Shadow Master and LIZ CONNOR Chaotic Neutral Gopher NICOLAS BOULTON, KANE DesignBOB GORSKI, Wizardry andaka General rhaje Sarcasm DANIELLE DAVIS BOWEN, MOLLY SCHNELLE, Shadow Master and Publicist, Social Media & VIP Hospitality THERA HELLER NATALIE MONAGHAN SCHNELLE, TheChaotic Overqualified Neutral Gopher JoCo Cruise “Interns”: Cruise Mom and Organizational Ninja & AMY SWANK CHRISTIAN CSAR, RYAN DAILEY, KIM EVEY LOOKOUT NOW! Ladykiller VIP Hospitality Team THERAFABIO DALLORTO, HELLER WILLIAM Sponsor Relations / Arch-Conjurer GAMBLE,Cruise Mom BENJAMIN and Organizational GONZALEZ, Ninja JOSH MERIDITH KRISTEN BONNALIE NATHANIELLOOKOUT NOW! GRANOR, CHRISTIAN THE OVERQUALIFIED JOCO Shadow Tech and Ladykiller Décor Design GRIFFIN, ANDREW O’DONNELL, CRUISE “INTERNS” Emereffing Sorcerer JOSHJOEL PATTISON,MERIDITH ZOLA QUAO, Jon Brunette, Alice Buttrick, Ryan Dailey, CADE BONNALIE & SAMANTHAShadow Tech and QUINN, JENNIFER Fabio Dallorto, Julia Gelbort, Nathaniel DIANA BLOSS GIANNA BONNALIE TREWHELLA,Emereffing Sorcerer DAN TURCZA, BRONA Granor, Christian Griffin, Derek Guder, The Velvet Hammer Ladykiller Décor Assistants WALDRON, BENJAMIN WATSKY, Milly Nantongo Little, Nathan Little, Drew KELSEYDIANA BLOSS WESTPHAL, AND THE O’Donnell, Dana Packley, Joel Pattison, MARK BRASEL KIM EVEY TheMYSTERIOUS Velvet Hammer INTERN X. Anaelle Steiner, Brona Waldron, Kelsey Head of General Sound Tech Operations / Sponsor Relations / Arch-Conjurer Westphal, and the Mysterious Intern X. Sonic Yoda

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