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the CORD weekly Wilfrid Launer University, Waterloo, Ontario Thursday, May 23, 1985 Volume 26, Summer Special Issue 1 Residence purchase blocked No new housing by Liz Jefferson receive the protection of the Hackenberg signed the agreement An attempt by the university to Landlord and Tenant Act in on April 23. buy up already-existing apartment September of 1985. Although At the time of writing, Weir had space to house Laurier students was Hackenberg was not technically still not been informed by blocked by the students whoalready bound by the Act, he returned rent Hackenberg that the university offer hold leases in the building. money that would be deemed illegal would not be accepted because the It was announced in April that the to charge under the Act. Flaxbard students refused to leave. However, was university making an offer for said that "If (the Act) ... is an he commented that Hackenberg had 344 Regina Street, an apartment agreement in principle, and this "acted quite straightforwardly with building notorious for year-long clearly gave the students grounds." legal battles between student tenants continued on page 5 and the landlords. Laurier President Dr. John Weir stated that if the building was bought, it was expected to house approximately 40 first- year students of both sexes, a head resident and dons. The university made the Hello Larry! stipulation that the building be free from outstanding leases before by Bruce Arculus "They, and Miller have both purchase; this meant indirectly Education Minister Larry opposed an increase of that displacing Laurier students. Jeff Grossman, appointed to the post by magnitude, so he backed down," Kosmenko, a UW student Frank Miller last Friday, is expected agreed Connolly. representing the tenants, says that 27 to have little or no response to the Allen thinks that the Bovey of the 43 tenants attend currently issue of university funding. Commission, which was formed by Laurier. The deal was supposed to then Minister Bette Stephenson in be settled well before September, so December of 1983 to recommend that it could be made operational for improvements on Ontario the coming school year. universities, will be used as a "smoke Unknown to the university, the screen. He'll (Grossman) hide students in the building knew as behind the worst of Bovey, the big early as April 23 that they had the bad Bovey, and say 'hey, we're not legal right to stay in the bulding, and so bad, we're not going to raise photo by Karim Virani that the deal would not go through. tuition that high'," he said. However, their landlords, Manfred Grossman has long maintained Hackenberg and son, attempted to The Earth is still safe? that universities must look clear the building by offering An alien reconnaissance cruiser bites the dust as the lone frisbee elsewhere than to the government accommodation in a nearby player springs into action. for financial support. During the apartment building which they also leadership campaign, Grossman set own. policies for education in a five point Ironically, the legal wrangles plan. It called for universities to between tenants and landlord were encourage the private sector, about to be settled by a mutual One last blast alumni, and industry for donations. This was to agreement. agreement Allen remarked that the be signed by Hackenberg the very Larry Grossman University of Waterloo ("your big week that the university made its for Laurier grads Although he had not given a clear continued on page three offer for the building, said the statement of his policy at writing by Maule be tenants' lawyer, Gary Flaxbard. Bruce hosting an outdoor BBQ at time, opponents of Tory education all for, "The timing of the university The event students wait Alumni Hall. For those hung over, policy say that Grossman's record of they enter couldn't have been worse," he said. right from the first day they will be offering "Bloody inaction in the past speaks for itself. "They boxed the students in." This university, will be in full swing this Shames," and for those ready for "What he will do is fairly weekend. The annual spring more there will be a cash bar once offer made Hackenberg reluctant to Inside apparent," says NDP Education officially again. sign the agreement that cost convocation weekend The BBQ ends at 4:00 p.m.. critic Richard Allen. "He was part thousands of dollars in fees to Student leaders begins this evening, and culminates legal and parcel of the policies that the Right after this, everyone will be produce. on Sunday afternoon with dropped Ontario's funding for conference convocation ceremonies at the preparing for the Grad Ball, to be Flaxbard explained the Five members of the OMB go to universities to tenth place among the held at Bingeman Park on Saturday to improve their skills. Kitchener Auditorium. background of the legal problems: it provinces." Western Grad Weekend events begin night. Cocktails begin at 5:00 p.m., began when the Hackenbergs The conference was highlighted "During the leadership campaign a quiet evening at Wilf s followed by supper, and then a night from Edmund Bovey tonight with charged the students pro-rated rent. (for the PC Party) Grossman argued by speeches for anyone who makes it up earlv for of dancing. The and lona Campagnola. students had read about the for much higher tuition rates and the weekend. If this sounds a bit Sunday will be a busy day as well. Supreme Court's decision to outlaw greater privitization of universities," page 3 — The ceremonies begin slow, don't worry the fourth-year convocation the practice of charging a year's at 2:00 p.m. and last until says Liberal Education critic Sean co-ops are hosting a BBQ in the worth of rent for an eight-month quadrangle and an outdoor dance approximately 5:00 p.m. The site is Conway. Summer government the Kitchener Memorial Audi- occupancy. As well, they discovered "Grossman has always said that tonight. The WLUSU Board of Directors torium. Before this, though, that their rent was "grossly the present funding of universities is Friday's activities don't begin has allocated money for their everyone will have a chance to inflated,"contravening the at an adequate level," says Ontario until 6:00 p.m. when a free BBQ for capital projects. A problem with regain some strength by attending Residential Tenancy Act which Federation of Students spokesman graduates will be held in the surfaced. Grad Brunch at Waterloo Inn. prohibits a hike in rent greater than summer attendance has quadrangle. Both Thursday and the Mike Connolly. There are two sittings: 9:00 a.m. and 6 percent when the occupancy of an During the leadership campaign page 5 Friday night BBQs will have a cash 11:00 a.m. apartment changes. earlier this year, Grossman was the bar and SAMBoard on hand. After the ceremonies, there will be The Hackenbergs agreed to stop only candidate to endorse a tuition the on Friday, a nostalgia night After Feature BBQ the president's reception at the charging pro-rated rent, but fee hike of almost 50%, up to a level is planned for the Turret. Graduates What to do during those long hot school. installed locks on the bedroom of 25% of the university's operating get preferential entrance to the summer months in Waterloo. And that's it. The Mayor of doors and made minor renovations costs. now pay Turret, where the music we used to Students page 9 Waterloo has declared the rest of the in an attempt to change the building of operating dance to in first year will be played. approximately 17% After the Turret, an all-nighi week "an official holiday" so that into a rooming house, with a new costs. grads have a chance to rest base rent charged for the units. party will be started in the basement the will In his only mention of university Just for kicks their bodies, and especially their Each student contributed $20 to of Little Hoijse. funding since being appointed Chuck Norris employs many livers, before they have to face the the legal fund, said Kosmenko. Even though you may not feel Minister of Education, Grossman his new movie. His — weapons in real world again. "Laurier was to pay $500 and UW reversed stance and said energetic, Saturday will be kicked his earlier not one Rooms be to difference," wit is of them. off with an all-sports afternoon. will available in was pay the he said. that he has rejected such an increase. residence all weekend for Through mediation, an page 11 Baseball will be the main attraction those "He's hog-tied by his requiring a place to sleep, even if it is It (to be played at Waterloo Park). But agreement was reached. was predecessors (Keith Norton and for only an hour or two a night. decided that the students would at the same time, Alumni Affairs will Bette Stephenson)," said Allen. 2 Thursday, May 23, 1985' I

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members of the OMB said that Campagnola expressed concern improve the skills of student council Bovey did not answer questions very about the materialistic, right-wing executives through educational informatively. "He did admit that trend in Western society, and said seminars dealing with time university underfunding is a that student leaders should balance management, delegation of problem", said Melany Frnaklin, the issues of underfunding and responsibility, student finances and Commissioner of University Affairs. economic problems with more women in politics. The conference "He said that his mandate was to humanistic interests. was coordinated by Gregory Crone, find ways to increase funding." Franklin said that she hopes to full-time researcher at UWO. There were many speakers introduce some new student highlighting the conference, services, such as a sexual harassment WLUSU will be hosting a similar including Monika Turner from the committee, based on what she conference on the weekend of May Ontario Federation of Students. learned at the conference. Knight, 25. Vice President/Secretary Jeff Franklin and Knight said that they who is working to improve the Kaake said that the OMB" is were most impressed by Liberal efficiency of WLUSU's business expecting around forty of their Edmund Bovey pictured here with lona Campagnola Party President lona Campagnola, operations, said that she had learned counterparts from Ontario another member of his Liberal Party President who spoke at the farewell banquet a lot about the financial problems of universities to attend. The purpose commission. on May 4. "She made an effort to students. of the meeting is to open lines of speak informally to every person in This was the University Students' communication and to share the room before her speech," said Council's third annual student information on the various services leadership conference, designed to provided by student governments. by Liz Jefferson University of Western Ontario. Franklin. Five members of the WLUSU The Wilfrid Laurier University Operations Management Board Students' Union executive has heard Edmund Bovey discuss the organized a conference to take place recommendations of his committee. be after will a back here attending student While were Blackmore they interested in the, leadership conference at the issue of th£ Bovey report, several by James Gingerich and Inter-Services Championships. O. Ralph Blackmore, Professor of These experiences plus a Economics at Wilfrid Laurier Bachelor's degree in Economics University since 1966, retires this from the University of Western Grossman becomes year after 19 years with the Ontario and a subsequent Master's University. degree from the University of Many people know Ralph Michigan served Blackmore well as Blackmore as the star of he began his first full-time teaching Miller's scapegoat job at Laurier. As a professor at Blackmore's Viewpoint, a production of the local television Laurier it is estimated that station that CKCO-TV uses to add Blackmore gave 4000 students their analysis by Bruce Arculus spice to their Sunday A.M. show and first introduction to the study of the Sunday night news. He has also economics. In 1978 he co-starred, had many other interesting and along with psychology professor Donald Morgenson, in Laurier's On Friday, May 17, Premier Liberals in the near future, perhaps varied careers. Ralph Blackmore television debut, Telecollege. In Frank Miller may have salvaged his as early as next week. And when this During World War 11, he served addition, he invented the career as leader of the Ontario happens, Miller will be able to blame as a pilot with the Royal Canadian Stock Market Competition, which has Progressive Conservative Party. Grossman (in PC Party circles) for Air Force, earning his wings as both For two years after his media now become one of the cornerstones The announcement that former the downfall of the forty-two year a pilot and a navigator. After the experience he worked in public of Laurier's School of Business. Treasurer Larry Grossman was to old Tory dynasty. war he worked as a financial writer relations for Massey-Ferguson. He "I've been assume the portfolio of Education In the unlikely occurrence that for the Globe and Mail, and soon later became assistant to the dean of very lucky," says Blackmore, describing his life so and Colleges and Universities came Grossman is able to woo the NDP's became the Globe's financial editor York University's Atkinson College. far. He will be in the as no surprise, but his appointment support with socialist policy plums, and columnist, a position he held As an amateur boxer. Professor returning fall to teach on a to Government House Leader and it is Miller who will emerge as the until 1960. Blackmore won the Inter-Collegiate part-time basis. head of the committee negotiating triumphant leader, who was with the New Democratic Party for successful in pulling together not support in the Legislature caught only a divided party, but a divided many observers off-guard. Legislature. for is forced because of New lounge an only hope a an election alternative Miller's If Tory continuation of the Ontario Miller's defeat in the legislature, it is by Liz Jefferson Bacchus, an organization pressure to consume alcohol. with himself on top, is dynasty, Grossman who will fade into attempting to promote responsible "I believe in the idea, and I'm the in based on support of the NDP oblivion. Could he challenge Miller Wilfrid Laurier University drinking by taking an active role in working on it," said Kaake. He Legislature the chance to leadership the and for the of the PC's? After Students' Union Vice President Jeff providing student activities, has said added that the number of underage prove himself as a capable leader. letting down the it seems party, Kaake is currently working on plans in the past that there is no place on university students will continue to a cocoon unlikely. Wrapped in of advisors, to implement a promise that he campus for students who want a increase as Grade Thirteen is Miller emerged only long enough If these scenarios -don't develop, campaigned for office on — the lounge atmosphere without the abolished in Ontario high schools. during the election to defend charges and Miller is able to hang on to introduction of a student lounge against efforts of him, thereby gaining a power by the Grossman's which serves non-alcoholic distrustful and defensive image in work with the NDP, Grossman has refreshments. Student Awards the eyes of the voters. to face the dismal prospect of The WLUSU Board of Directors Miller has to know that the somehow manoevering full funding has allocated between ten and fifteen his to Catholic high schools. While chances of success for team thousand dollars for the project, New Miller takes the road, far officer hired almost high as negotiating with the NDP are which involves relocating the 1 were away from the raging dispute as in non-existent. "If Frank university's computer terminals Laurier order to get to know the possible, Grossman has to traverse Miller, I wouldn't count on my housed the Student Union staff and students and to get settled the low road, which is dotted with in cabinet lasting long," says Liberal Building. in her new position. "It's a good Education critic Sean Conway. potholes such as university funding, Kaake says that the lounge will time because we're not super busy Conway serves on the Liberal team the decision to abolish Grade and I provide an alternative to Wilfs for can spend more time getting negotiating with the NDP support. Thirteen, and angry educators from all students; it will be a place to talk, acquainted with various aspects of "No. They don't have a chance (of b'Sth the separate and public the job," play backgammon, or play cards. she commented. lasting)," says Hamilton West NDP schools. He said that the plan is to furnish Delion shares many of the MPP Allen. the Richard It is Larry Grossman who stands lounge with interests and concerns of her The NDP had a disastrous durable, movable to lose the most within the next few furniture so that can predecessor in the job of Awards relationship with the Conservatives students have months, but if he somehow manage comfort and privacy. Light food, as Officer. "I'd like to be able to when they propped up Bill Davis' to pull it off, he stands to gain the well as non-alcoholic refreshments, devote time to developing more minority government in the 1970'5. leadership of the Tories at the will also be available. scholarships and awards to offer And Miller's Conservatives are earliest opportunity. The lounge will not compete with students," she said. poles apart from the NDP on Although the future does not Wilfs, said Kaake. "We're looking She is also concerned about fundamental policies such as health appear to be very optimistic for at a different age student debt load. "I think it's a real care and extra-billing. group, and we'll Frank Miller, he has braced himself handle the overflow from Wilfs, as Pauline Delion concern throughout the province, Look for the NDP to announce for the worst in a very capable well as creating half not just at Laurier. All Student Peterson a dozen student support for the David manner. jobs." Awards Offices see it as a problem." by Liz Jefferson The Student Awards Office at Kaake said modifications were Pauline Delion has been Laurier is well-respected by those in made to the original plans for the appointed to the position of other universities; last year the staff lounge because of the cost factor. Student Awards Officer at handled six million dollars and 2600 Grossman silent on universities "I've had to find ways to increase Wilfrid Laurier University OSAP applications. On top of that, revenue. I don't want it to be a cost continued from page one all since the election (regarding Delion, who graduated from UW they are responsible for student to students, but it does have to break sister the street") would fare he said. with a degree in Classical contingency loans, and down university funding)," even (on bursaries operating costs)," he said. Civilizations in much better than Laurier. "There's Both opposition party critics also 1977, happened to financial counselling. The lounge is Kaake's major notice a report no favourable things for you at the noted that Grossman's tenure as that Horace Braden Delion replaces outgoing project of the summer. The concept was retiring and ' 'poor sister'," he said. Minister may not be as lengthy a one thought the Director of Student Awards Horace for a lounge serving only non- position Wilfrid Laurier University as he may hope. would be "a good chance." Braden, who has been a member of alcoholic beverages originated with She had President Dr. John Weir said that it already had experience for Laurier's staff since 1966. His former Bacchus (Boosting Alcohol would be difficult to say what Neither Grossman nor his staff the job after spending 7 years in the concerns for student finance centred Awareness Concerning the Health Grossman's polices would be. "We were available to comment on the Awards Office at UW. mainly around the problem of of Students) Director Vicki Krotz. OSAP certainly haven't heard anything at issue. She has started work already at debt load. 4 Thursday, May 23, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY

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(pick-up or eat-in only) THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, May 23, 1985 5 How our money will be spent by Liz Jefferson C.U.A. Melany Franklin reported have been slightly altered; it will now the daycare issue. Certosimo would be good for the Board of on the nominations for Bacchus be closed from 4 to 5 a.m. for commented that Mcßain's Student Activities to identify The proposed elevator for the Director, SAFE Coordinator, cleaning. A problem with janitorial experience had been a "valuable themselves during events." The idea Students' Union Building (5.U.8.), Buddy System Coordinator, Central and security staff was caused by resource" to the Board of Directors. of having WLUSU shirts developed an alternative lounge for under- Resource Archivist, and appointed "people staying there for the night," Tracey Jung, WLUSU's from there. age/non-drinking students, and new student members of the Board of said WLUSU President Matt Promotions Director, has designed a Board members who travel to typesetting and word-processing Governors. Several positions were Certosimo. logo for WLUSU to commemorate summer meetings will receive some equipment for Student Publications filled by acclamation, but Franklin Graduate Director William the tenth anniversary of its remuneration for their mileage; they figured prominently in Wilfrid commented that none were filled by Mcßain announced with regret that incorporation. The idea of stamping will receive 18.5 cents per kilometre Laurier University Students' Union people "without the ability to do the he will be resigning his position on shirts with the new logo was brought and overnight accommodation will (WLUSU) capital projects planned job." August 1. Until then, he will up by Director of Student Activities be provided for them in university he has started on for 1985 - 86. The hours of the T.V. Lounge continue the work Peter Nosalik, who "thought it residences if necessary. The recommendations of the Priorities and Planning Committee were passed at the summer Board of Directors meeting on May 5. These OMB; new summer formula recommendations included all the in Guelph; he currently between the by Liz Jefferson projects to complete in a short time. plenary is possible coalition capital projects for the year. A 1 He is planning to make part-time doing research on both bodies. As student governments at WLU and allocation of $40,000 will be put into students voting members of the well, he is examining the Operations UW are other projects he is working For some students, the school a long-term, high-interest account Union, not only because of the extra Agreement between the university on. year doesn't end in April. For the for the elevator building fund. revenue and extra vote at OFS and WLUSU, which hasn't been "It's frustrating", said Certosimo, last two years, the Wilfrid Laurier Money from WLUSU's operating but also because "part- reviewed for some time, and the "because at this time of year you Students' Union (WLUSU) has plenaries, surplus will be added to it yearly tried formal the have an idea of what you want to time students don't have the relationship between ( to provide some form of until it is economically feasible to representation they should have at Students' Union and Student accomplish and how little time you representation for intersession, install the elevator. this school." Publications. The upcoming bank have to do it. You have to limit summer session, and co-op students. There are plans to move the will attend a CFS machine installation, safety at the priorities, and key in on certain Last Certosimo computer terminals out of the summer, past WLUSU convention in Halifax, and the OFS Hazel-University intersection, and a things." S.U.B. in order to make room for a President Kevin Byers was paid to lounge, which will cost between work through the summer and file $10,000 and $15,000 to implement, bi-weekly reports. His pay for (see story page 3) approximately 680 hours of work The third priority is a typesetting was $5400, according to WLUSU delinquent figures. Directors machine and word processing system to be installed in the Student During the February 7 election, Publications' offices later in the Matt Certosimo, WLUSU by Liz Jefferson individuals who were not here when we were month. WLUSU is co-signing a loan President, campaigned with a plan discussing attendance. They will be asked to discuss "Last week's meeting would be laughable it weren't with to WLU Student Publications to split the money between all five if the general problem (chairperson) John so Arts Scott (WLUSP) and will contribute no members of the Operations criminal," commented Director McCarthy." after members of the Wilfrid more than $2,000-$3,000 every year Management Board (OMB) and Brubacher several Brubacher commented that the problem should be Laurier University Student's Union failed to show up with because the Board was "not to the loan payments, according to increase the hours of work done dealt decisively an the Priorities and Planning without a significant increase in for April 28 board meeting. behaving as responsibly as possible. We want to Board members who at the May Committee report. expense. This summer, the plan is appeared 28 provide the maximum service to and representation of The other priorities covered by being implemented. meeting, which had to be cancelled due to the lack of the people who elected us." the report were a microcomputer for Each member of the OMB will quorum, chastised their fellow members at the re- The new policy does not affect non-elected Board The the WLUSU office, developments in work on one or more specific scheduled meeting on May 5. Board went in members such as the Commissioner of University (closed all but Board members) the Turret, a radio system and projects related to his/her area of camera to to Affairs, the President of Student Publications, the the issue. daycare on campus. expertise. The president receives debate Director of Student Activities, and the Treasurer. Scott Howe, chairperson of the $225 a week for seven weeks, and When the meeting resumed, Brubacher moved that "Sometimes the (non-elected) OMB members would Constitutional Operations and each of the other executives makes a it become policy for members to give the chairperson feel that they had nothing to say and they wouldn't in and in Development Committee, brought lump sum of $1,000 for the weeks their reasons for absences well advance come to Board meetings," said Brubacher. forward updated job descriptions between April 29 and June 21. The writing, to be read at the meeting concerned. As well, Certosimo added that the appointed WLUSU any members of the Board who the 5 for the Director of SAFE Services, total expenditure is $5575 for 1180 missed May officials and Student Publications' president do not are to meet the Chairman of the Board ofDirectors, hours of work. session required with chairperson to vote at Board meetings, and have no effect on the issue. President Matt Manual Program Coordinator, and Director of Student Activities discuss Certosimo stressed quorum. After further debate, Brubacher's motion Central Resource Archivist Peter Nosalik is planning an entire that, "this is not a hit list. This is simply singling out was passed unanimously by the Board of Directors. (formerly Library Coordinator). month's worth of events for The last two positions were September to celebrate WLUSU's revamped to create student jobs tenth anniversary. The birthday / \ under the government's Student theme will have a high profile all Employment/ Experience Develop- year. ment Program (SEED). Commissioner of University University Typesetting There was a lengthy debate about Affairs Melany Franklin is working which WLUSU body these positions on an in-depth study of student were responsible to. For example, it housing. Treasurer Heather Knight and was decided that the Chairperson of is organizing the business operations the Board will report directly to the of the WLUSU office, particularly Transparencies Board of Directors and indirectly to the possibility of automation and the executive (OMB), which includes hiring students for office and appointed members who are not bookkeeping duties. elected representatives of the Vice President/Secretary Jeff student body. The other positions Kaake is working on plans for the will report to the Vice alternative lounge which figured Quality at Lower Prices" President/Secretary instead of the prominently in his own campaign "Professional Commissioner of University Affairs platform. (C.U.A.) for the same reason; the WLUSU President Certosimo C.U.A. is appointed by the WLUSU says that in addition to his normal executive. office jobs, he has a number of specialize in:

Residence purchase blocked • Overheads cont'd from page 3 traditionally Laurier-affiliated • the university." Weir's reaction to residences located on King, Report covers the news that the deal would not go Columbia and Hickory Streets was through was that he would have made because no gain in space • "preferred" that it had. "The would actually be made in housing Flyers students were offered equivalent for Laurier students. However, there • accommodation in another are only 16 places at 344 Regina not Business cards building," he said. "For whatever presently filled by Laurier students, • reason, they chose not to accept it." using Kosmenko's figures. Tickets Both Weir and Director of Housing and Residence Halls Mike Belanger The students at Regina now have have commented on the severe the settlement they have worked all housing shortage at laurier. This year to achieve, but there is an year 500 first-year students alone unfortunate side to the situation. were turned away from on-campus The purchase would have been an Right on campus!! residences. We haven't built experimental attempt to provide residences for 20 to 25 years," said more university housing. "It's a Located on 2nd floor S.U.B. Weir. "At this particular point in pilot thing; we've never done this time, it's cheaper to buy than to before," said Belanger. "It's a step in if build." the right direction and it's fWe- Call ask for The decision not to buy succesful we'll do it again." IMJ •I'llHrH'.i«nv 884-2991, Roger V J 6 Thursday, May 23, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY comment Housing crisis

There is a shortage of housing for students in Kitchener- Waterloo. With a current vacancy rate of 0.3% (3 vacancies out of 1,000 residences) K—W is nowhere near the provincially recommended rate of 6%. Students, especially, have few places to choose from. New student housing is needed because existing spaces are not adequate. Students are forced to live in sub-standard accommodations because demand for housing exceeds supply. Students take what they can get. Landlords call the shots and some often find loop-holes in regulations that allow them to exploit students to the fullest. Wilfrid Laurier University is encouraging this exploitation by not providing more residence space for students. The recent bid by WLU to purchase the apartment building at 344 Regina would have displaced more students than it would have housed. The purchase of any building would only relocate students: it wouldn't open up any more space to students than is already available. Laurier's residences were designed to accommodate about 34 percent of all full-time undergraduates. In 1965-66 WLU's residences housed 725 of the 2150 full-time students. The university, feeling it had a responsibility to house its students, included provisions to house 1870 students in a site master plan. Twenty years later, 626 spaces are provided for 4200 students. This represents a loss of 100 beds, a far cry from the planned increase of 1145. Universities such as Guelph, Waterloo and Trent are able to provide on campus housing for 30 to 40 percent of their full-time undergraduates. Laurier's residences currently are home to barely. 15 percent of full-time undergrads. New housing is needed for students. The argument that Laurier's campus is already too small is not valid. The University of Waterloo has successful housing projects such as the Waterloo Cooperative Residences and Married Students Apartments — off the two summer Cords. campus. Laurier can do the same. This is first of Wilfrid Laurier's Student Handbook states that "Residence is The second issue will be published July more than just a conglomeration of individuals; it is the dynamic 11. core of the university." Congratulations to all the graduates. We only wish we were with you. Maybe someday. I guess that only 15 percent of Laurier students will ever truly For any of you still left here this summer, why not come up to the Cord offices (2nd floor S.U.B.) and help? Not experience university. only is there another Cord to produce, but also the Student Handbook/Directory, Wall Calendar, and Pocket Planner. You'll learn a whole new definition of the word fun. Fred Taylor There were a lot of little helpers up here this week, not to mention a whole lot oflittle gremlins. We couldn't have done it without you and especially B.A. Page 5! Where are you? Part-time studies too often overlooked concern itself with the "true" part-time News Comment when you realize that a large number of Presumably this is to provide an opportunity students to a greater extent. They are the students enrolled in PTSCE are also fulltime for people who can't attend fulltime to take by people who need this opportunity the most, Laurier students trying to upgrade or university credits. and we already have the Liz Jefferson accelerate. First of all, the market for part-time besides, full-time students' money in one form or another. The The other view is one that sees the education is booming. The major success of greatest problem of PTSCE is to This is the time of year when the department as little more than a glorified Laurier's Telecollege program is evidence ot trying department Part-time repopulate their programs with people who of Studies and supermarket offering exciting educational this. It uses a medium which is accessible to Continuing suddenly can't devote their entire life to schoolwork. Education becomes packages to potential customers. These almost everyone, as well as being flexible and important to a lot of people. It can be that last This means using a more flexible, encouraging people feel that the position of director might , versatile. It removes such discouraging attempt at a degree, or the first a series attitude, and making the student feel that he in long not be dealt with as efficiently by an academic obstacles as inflexible coursestructures, time of steps in a degree. For or she is achieving something worthwhile with attaining people who figure such as a dean. Could a dean be investment, travel, high tuition costs and the have left school already to become the time they spend in part-time courses. employed expected to get out there and hustle the pressures that come with testing academic or to raise a it may be their only chance family, product the way a real business type could? skills for the first time. Itis an ideal way for If this sort of department can at least be to upgrade themselves academically. These the marketing will The university definitely needs the income, or new students to get their feet wet. attempted, aspect be are true part-time students. the issue would never have been raised. A deanship is necessary so that the reduced to publicity and public relations The directorship of the PTSCE department Possibly there is also a nasty underlying department can work on a close and equal because people won't have to be sold on a has been a controversial topic in WLU Senate feeling that the PTSCE department is not footing with other departments. The director service created with them in mind. It may not meetings since October. There seem to be two worthy of a deanship; could the students be needs some extra clout to make necessary even spell the end of education as we know it opposing viewpoints. One view holds that the the victims of inter-faculty prejudice and modifications. He will have to staff the today. It takes a long time to earn a degree if department should be seen as strictly power struggles? program with skilled professors who can you are a part-time student, and becoming a academic, and as such should be gradually The marketing approach seems to threaten communicate their interest to students, frustrated victim of red tape adds insult to the fulltime integrated with studies program; the academic integrity of education, while the provide competent academic counselling, and injury. If nothing else, creating a deanship for these people see little between the difference academic emphasis is not possible without a assess the needs of the community and Part-time Studies and Continuing Education service offered by fulltime and part-time sound financial base. There is a way to individuals to provide them with quality may give a higher profile to an important studies. This opinion carries a lot of weight reconcile this standoff if you keep in mind the education. group of people who are too often the ultimate purpose of the department. Personally, 1 think the department should overlooked. CORD weekly > Editor Fred Taylor The Cord Weekly is published weekly during the fall and winter QB i<>n> Wilfrid Laurier University News Editor Andrea Cole academic terms. Editorial opinions are independent of the University, President Lynn Kurtz Assistant Liz Jefferson WLUSU, and Student Publications. The Cord is a member of the Entertainment Editor Directors Jamie Gorham Matt Johnston Canadian University Press news collective. Eight-month, 24-issue Cord Theresa Kelly Sports Editor Rob Furlong $20.00 subscription rates are: $17.00 for addresses within Canada and Roger Nault Copy Editors Lisa Schildroth anywhere else. Co-op students may subscribe at the rate of $7.00 per 4-. Marina Munro month work term. Jacquie Varkony Production Manager Heather McAsh The Cord welcomes all comments, criticisms and suggestions from its Assistant Karen Schmalz readers. Letters to the Editor must be typed, double-spaced and handed UNIVERSITY TYPESETTING Photo Manager lan Dollar in to the editor prior to Friday noon the weel prior to publication. All Nault " TRANSPARENCIES Roger 884 2990 Photo Technician Andrew M. Dunn letters must bear the authors full name and telephone number. The Cord Graphic Arts Technician David Wilmering reserves the right to refuse any submission which it considers racist, Circulation and Filing Manager Diane Kastelic sexist, homophobic or libellous in nature. All letters are subject to Student Publications Advertising 884-2990 Head Typesetter Wendy Chapelle editing for length. Typesetter Sheri Hallman The Cord offices are located on the 2nd floor of the Student Union Manager Bert Trapman Ad Manager Bert Trapman Building at Wilfrid Laurier University. The Cord Weekly is published Representatives Jacquie Varkony Contributors: Christine Allen, Bruce Arculus, Diana Aziz, Barb and printed at Fairway Press, Kitchener. Adam Gagnon Catchpole, Susan Fisher, James Gingerich, John Iwohara, Theresa Copyright 1985 by Student Publications, Wilfrid Laurier University, National Advertising Kelly, Lynn Kurtz, Bruce Maule, Scott Piatkowski, Ron Shuttieworth, Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3C5. No part of this publication may be Karim Virani, Jennifer Wahl reproduced without permission of the editor. Campus Plus (416) 481-7283 THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, May 23, 1985 7 Party line disconnected The New Democratic Party is not often seen as a major force in Ontario Provincial Politics. In fact, News Comment the NDP, with a few exceptions, has usually been the second Opposition party. They are seen as little by threat to the party in power. Andrea Cole And yet, the NDP can wield more power at times Question than either of its two larger companions, the connection right to ... those ministers at Queen's Progressive Conservatives and the Liberals. Right Park." now, Provincial NDP leader Bob Rae finds himself In a case of majority government, the work that in a position of power, courted by Conservatives and Opposition members can actually accomplish for Liberals alike. The Conservatives need NDP support their constituents is determined largely by scratching of the Week to prop up their minority government; the Liberal and fighting, and may only be worthwhile if Party could use that same support to form a someone in power is willing to help out. Premier coalition government. Bob Rae is, as he's been Miller doesn't seem to be willing to solve this by Marina Munro and Karim Virani christened, "The Kingmaker." Although his party problem. did not win this Ontario election, he now has the The ability to elect representatives who would be option of deciding who the next government will be. listened to regardless of the position of their seat in I wonder if the NDP sees the same faults in the the legislature is an ideal which will not be reached What is your opinion on the WLUSU plan to electoral system that many other Canadians do. If until such time as the government takes a good look convert the computer room in the WLUSU at the matter, an towards which the election results are any indication, Ontarians but it is ideal we building into an Alternate Lounge? seem to be leaning toward a change. could work. The party system in Canada is so Party politics, in the sense of voting for a party narrow that people have very little choice, if they rather than an individual politician, stands in the should choose to vote for party policy. Wouldn't it way of this change. be better to vote for what one individual stands for My home riding was considered NDP, because within his party? their candidate had been re-elected again and again. These are the areas which the NDP should When the incumbent candidate decided to step down consider as they review the myriad of options they now. have this election, the riding fell to the Conservatives. face right They will to read in the election Nancy Payeur These results would seem to indicate that people results what Ontarians really want. At this moment, of 2nd year Masters Work were voting for candidates, and not parties. most the choice we have left as voters lies with Social Isn't this the way it should be? Shouldn't you be whatever policy the NDP decides to follow. It's time for a real change, and the New Democrats have to able to elect the person you feel is most qualified in It's a good idea because there take this fact into consideration. They will be the your area, without worrying about how effective he are a fair number of grade 13 backbone of whatever government they choose to or she will be in the legislature, depending upon students who could use such a support. which party is in power? Ontario Premier Frank facility. Miller threatened Simcoe voters with this very idea. Let's hope that they can give Ontario a The Toronto Star of April 30 reported Miller telling transfusion of enthusiasm and progress. A long, voters that only by electing Progressive introspective look at the weakness of the electoral Conservatives can residents be assured of getting a system and fair representation of all ridings, fair shake from a Tory government. He was quoted regardless of the party affiliation of the incumbent as saying, "It's a question of having the direct candidate, might be a good place to start.

Melanie Budd The worst part of summer 3rd year Psychology I hadn't heard of it before. It's a The worst can fate that possibly occur to you in good idea for a lounge but we the summer is going home to live with your parents. Miscellaneous Ramblings don't have enough computer You yourself the think of as worldly independent by rooms as it is. young adult. But your parents still regard you as the tender wide-eyed adorable wimp who left for Bruce Arculus university with an apple in your pocket and a tear in your eye. My dad agrees to loan me a car that day. I think For others, the situation is much worse. I moved he is out to get me too. Until six months ago, he had out of my parents' house when I was sixteen, and a Jaguar. Now he has a 1974 Ford Vomit, complete John Iwohara have lived on my own ever since. Until now. It's with rust holes and AM—AM no-track-or-cassette 2nd year Masters - Social 10:30. I'm watching television. "Go to bed, Bruce." radio, that doesn't work since the aerial was Community Psychology I'm twenty-two years old. A strange older man is prevailed upon to hold up the exhaust system. "Oh telling me to go to bed at 10:30. Telling me! At geez, Bruce, I forgot!! I took out the transmission I feel that the students need a 10:30! yesterday after planting the saplings. Idle hands are student lounge, but not at the It's Saturday morning. It's still the middle of the the devil's playmates, you know!!" He slaps me expense of losing something night. I'm sleeping in a hallway because there is good-naturedly on the back. Now, I know he is out that is also necessary. no bedroom for me. People step on me as they walk to get me. by. "Geez, sorry. Are you still asleep? I've been up Then there's the concerned parent since 6:30!" Yes, I know. syndrome, that hits them just as you're planning to Dad has gotten the sudden urge to plant some go out. "Uh, Bruce, why don't you sit down here for trees on his three acre ranch. He dashes off to the a few minutes?" It is not a question. "Your mother store, and comes tearing up the road twelve minutes and I would like to talk to you." later, screeching tires, clouds of smoke. He emerges Oh oh. Red alert. "So, um, tell us, how are you jauntily. "Somebody come here quick! 1 bought 2000 really doing in school?" trees!" "Well, uh, really well!!" I lie. "Well, gotta run, ha-ha, The family, starved for entertainment, rush to can't keep the guys waiting..." Richard Miranda "We got a congratulate the proud hero, who receives his letter from the university." Business Diploma "Oh migawd. audience in a dignified manner. Well, it's probably just a computer malfunction. You know how sensitive those things I agree with it. I think it's a Before I know it, I was dragging bales of saplings are, ha-ha. As a matter of fact, I remember! Yeah, good idea. (baby trees) to the middle of the three acres my uh, the computers went out of order one day, and father calls "the spread." Mom and Dad are now just started mailing letters to people! And, then, uh, arguing. Mom wants Dad to plant the trees Dr. Muncaster put up notices that we were to naturally. Dad has already measured the field, and disregard all mail, because it's all just a big mistake. used Pythagorean theorem to determine the No problem. Forget it! I'm doing great, really, I placement of each tree. am." Dad prevails. Frantically, we plant 2000 stinking "It was about library fines." trees, the tallest one reaching the lofty height of five "0h...." Oops. I have assumed too much. inches. Looking on the finished property, there is no "Well, see, I uh, really was thinking about where I evidence of our handiwork. It's a case of not being want to go in life, you know, really seriously," pops Paul Ankomah able to see the forest for the weeds. But at least we off the top of my head. "And uh, I was called down Masters Geography have the satisfaction that you can stand anywhere on to Doctor Weir's office one day over the morning I think it's a good idea. the field, fall in any direction and squash at least announcements," (if I'm going to lie, it might as well two saplings. be outrageous), "and he said that I'm working too My sixteen year old brother Doug arrives home, hard at school. He's a real fatherly guy, you know, having missed the excitement of the day. He has a and he suggested that I'm working far too hard at classes three-wheeled motorcycle called a Tri-Moto. He my and studies, and he thinks it would really Tammy Higginson be a if hops on, and tears around the field for a few laps. good idea I were to take a year off school, 4th year Religion and Culture Doug is now outside planting saplings. Dad is right, and then not uh, burn myself out. As a matter secretly pouring sugar into the gas tank of the Tri- of fact, he said that he was so concerned about me I think it's a really good idea. Moto. that he said he would see to it personally I that Because there are so many first- On Monday, everyone gets up to go to work. "I shouldn't come back to school next year, for my year students CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! IT'S FIVE own good." under-age because of the reform of the THIRTY IN THE BLESSED MORNING!!!!," I And they bought it. Parents are so gullible. Maybe secondary school system, it's a howl from the depths of my sleeping bag. "Oh, good that's why home is such a drag during the summer. good idea for them to have morning, my dear!," exclaims my mother. "We It's no challenge to outwit the old fools anymore. some place to go on campus always get up at this time to go to work. The early P.S. to Dr. Weir: If my parents phone, just play where they can feel included bird catches the worm!" she chatters gaily. I'm sure along, okay? Your cheque is in the mail. Thanks, that she is out to get me. Bruce. 8 Thursday, May 23, 1985 THE CORD WEEKLY inbrief Election review continues on The dispute which occurred over the past Affairs and the President of WLU Student LOOTON Wilfrid Laurier University Students' Union Publications. (WLUSU) election is still being studied by the Other incidents during the lively election new WLUSU administration, via its Election period included the theft of the February 7 Review Task Force. edition of the Cord. The papers were The dispute arose over the support of recovered, but only after another 5,000 copies presidential candidate Matthew Certosimo by had been printed. the Cord Weekly. In an attempt to even out the The Election Review Task Force was situation, past President Kevin Byers created after the election to clear up the circulated a letter which was viewed as problems which occurred. Their mandate is to for the other determine whether & support Larry O'Reilly, the problems were is open for your poster candidate. personality- or system-oriented, and to make recommendations which will prevent these The Operations Management Board problems from recurring. button orders. Two week's (OMB) of the Students' Union, during an To date, the Task Force has completed emergency meeting held in Byers' absence, Phase 1 of its mandate. This phase saw the asked for his resignation, claiming that his ' exoneration of all people involved with the notice is required. actions were in contradiction of the motion election situation. passed by the members of the OMB not to Phase 2 of the Task Force includes support any candidate. The OMB consists of recommendations to avoid such situations in the WLUSU President, Vice President/Secre- the future. The Task Force will continue to tary, Director of Student Activities, work until its final report is presented to the Treasurer, Commissioner of University WLUSU Board of Directors in October 1985. Bovey report results uncertain

The Bovey Commission has come and The report was scorned by provincial gone. Its report has been handed down. All political leaders and education officials alike that remains is uncertainty about what the when it appeared on January 15, 1985. outcome of the situation will be. Sensitive points included what would amount Aside from contributing to the Commission to a 50% increase in tuition over five years, an itself, students across Ontario staged protests income-contingent loan plan, based on the and rallies. They feared the report would ability to pay, and increased private funding ultimately change universities into elitist, of universities. expensive places, as well as wiping out the smaller institutions. Bovey also recommended "some reduction in At Laurier, only four Students' Union accessibility as a necessary compromise." This statement members contributed to the Commission. refers to improvement of Students protested by exchanging pennies and educational and research quality within the small change for bags of peanuts. The small present level of funding. amount of money was sent to then-Minister of The Bovey Commission spent over a year Bfl Education Bette Stephenson. She compiling data and information from its Wilfrid Laurier University contributed the money to scholarships for many sources. They also travelled across universities. Ontario, visiting each university separately.

Safety — crosswalk possible Laurier will continue its efforts to make the Marjorie Carroll. Carroll stated at the time of corner of Hazel St.and University Ave. a safer the committee's decision that she would have area for students. These efforts are in spite of preferred to see the matter given more study the fact that the Waterloo Region engineering before any decision was reached. committee rejected the students' concerns in In an earlier interview with the Cord, February of this year. Carroll confirmed that the region would include stoplights at the contentious corner in HELP Students presented proposals to the their long-range plans. "If the school committee to study the feasibility of lowering designates the entrance (on University Ave.) the speed limit on University, to install stop as a major entrance, then we should include lights at the corner of Hazel and University, lights there in our regional long-term plans," and to consider a crosswalk at the same spot. she stated. Former Students' Union President Kevin According to Dr. John Weir, president of WANTED Byers and current President Matt Certosimo Wilfrid Laurier University, it is too early to worked on these proposals. They have the say what development is planned by the interest and sympathy of Waterloo Mayor the area near the Student Publications could use university for intersection. your help this summer with the C/). Summer Cord Weekly, the Wall Calendar and the Pocket , Major changes in Dining Hall Planner. This year the WLU-er and 43f $£'?>■ \ Directory will be printed together to / The Dining Hall has implemented changes has a mandate for the upkeep of machinery as one book. Writers, photo- ■ \** / that include more stringent adherence to and the physical housing of Food Services. Kb vNtJI " w graphers, artists and production /Mm] 'A* safety and health regulations, as well as Meetings of the two committees will be held people are welcome on a gmj 1 < changes in storage procedures. bi-monthly so that issues and concerns of the The changes have come about because of Dining Hall staff can be discussed. The Drop by the Cord Weekly offices, r/ I allegations made against the Dining Hall original disclosures were made to the Cord 2nd floor 5.U.8., or phone earlier in the year concerning food service and because employees were with 884- ... dissatisfied their "employee morale. working conditions. Eleven past and present employees of the The formation of these two committees is Dining Hall revealed a number of disturbing "part of the ongoing process of trying to give practices were taking place. According to the people that work there (the Dining Hall) some employees, these practices included retrieving input," says Dr. Weir, president of the spoiled meat from the garbage for use in university. He hopes that it will "provide spaghetti sauce, the serving of spoiled or better communication in that area." freezer-burned meat, and the fact that Millie Reiner, manager of Food Services, often The current dining facilities in the Paul asked employees to run personal errands for Centre the her on University time. Martin and kitchen facilities in Dining Hall will be expanded in the summer. Professor Alan Auerbach completed a Construction will begin in June, and is survey of Dining Hall employees, in which expected to be completed by the beginning of they were not obliged to give their names. The the fall term. results of this survey will continue to be a mystery to students. University President The expansion is being funded with an Dr. John Weir refused to divulge them to the allocation of $130,000 from the Development Cord, and indicated that they would remain Fund. This grant was approved by the WLU private. Board of Governors during their May After the Health Inspector looked into the meeting. Student Publications is now accepting rough drafts or sketches for the front matter and made suggestions about how food Currently the space available for luncheons cover of the Pocket Planner. Art work should be prepared fortwo, three, or full storage areas could be improved, the and meetings in the Paul Martin Centre are colour. Submissions for the Wall Calendar are also being requested: three University formed two committees, the very limited. The construction of a small working drawings or photos should be presented. The editorwill choose from Standards Committee and the Physical seperate dining room will alleviate this the submissions received. Drop by the Cord Weekly offices, 2nd floor 5.U.8., Environment Committee. The Standards problem. As well, twenty feet of additional for more information. Committee will oversee health standards, reception space will allow the room to be while the Physical Environment Committee divided into three function areas. V / THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, May 23, 1985 9

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photos by Karim Virani

by Fred Taylor

HOT SUMMER days at school make the rules. city living unbearable at best; weekends The Elora Gorge Conservation Area opened its gates become intolerable. The only solution is to April 29 and operates 24 hours per day till the early fall. leave your books behind and enjoy The park is actually open all year but with reduced

LONG, — summer to its fullest outdoors, and if facilities during the off season. Admission in the summer possible, out of the city. is $1 for students. The Elora Gorge Conservation Area, about 25 miles The Gorge area can be entered from Regional Road north-east of Waterloo, offers a multitude of vacation 21, between Elora and Conestogo. The Quarry is just activities. outside the town of Elora; directions from there are well- marked. Take your inner tube or air mattress for a small-scale but fun version of white water rafting at Elora Gorge, the winding ravine near Elora, Ontario. The Gorge walls, carved out of limestone by the combined forces of the Other park avenues Grand and Irvine Rivers, rise 30 to 40 feet above the water. to explore The Elora Gorge Quarry is close to Elora as well and offers a different version of sky diving; falling thirty feet A little closer to home is the Laurel Creek past sheer limestone into cool water is an experience Conservation Area located in north Waterloo, near you'll long remember. A sandy beach is a new addition Sunnydale and Lakeshore areas. Swimming, light to the Quarry and provides suntanning space for those boating and picnic areas are drawing cards. The who would prefer to watch others take the plunge. Conservation Area is open from 10 a.m. to sunset daily. These summer getaways attract all the summer-types: Victoria Park is located near the heart of Kitchener on hikers, climbers, campers, picnickers and swimmers. Park Street. Paddle boats can be rented by the hour. The scenic beauty and unique geography of the Elora Information: 885-7286. Gorge and Quarry make them natural attractions for Bechtel Park is a large sports field which offers photographers as well. facilities for baseball and tennis. Follow University Ave. If you've biked the hour-and-a-half trek to the Gorge East to the end and turn right on Bridge St. from Waterloo you might have enough energy left over Woodside National Historic Park offers visitors a look to walk the winding paths along the Grand River. Hiking into the Victorian era. The 19th-century atmosphere trails of up to Vk miles long are marked but the more recreates the boyhood home of William Lyon Mackenzie adventurous can go almost anywhere — at their own risk King, Canada's tenth prime minister. 528 Wellington St. Campsites dot the Conservation area and are available N. Kitchener. Information: 742-5273. on a first-come, first-served basis; reservations are not Waterloo's park (aptly named Waterloo Park) is accepted and long weekends should be avoided due to complete with a "lake" of its own. Silver Lake is usually over-crowding. Bare ground costs $4/night and nothing more than drying mud in the summer but the campsites with hydro are $2 more. "Non-registered" park does offer a small zoo, picnic spots and sports campers are usually found and fined for not playing by fields for outdoors enthusiasts.

Saturday, June 30 • Multicultural Canada Day Festival from 1 to 7 p.m WHAT TO DO IN Saturday, June 22 at Victoria Park. Watch for "Artists in Action", • Sounds of Summer. Artists' showcase, art displays foods, music and displays. WATERLOO and crafts; dancers, musicians, and more at Waterloo Park. "Old Tyme Picnic", free swimming, Saturday, June 30 rides and midway. Battle of the Bands • Victorian Garden Party, 1 p.m.-5 p.m. at paddleboat Woodside. Drama, period entertainment. Free Friday, May 24 talent showcase, amateur and semi-professional Admission. • WLU Grad Baseball at Waterloo Park bands competition at Centennial Bandshell, Waterloo Park. Sunday, July 1 • Multicultural Canada Day Festival continues at June 21-23 Picnic Victoria Park (see above). • Waterloo's "Old Tyme Sunday, June 23 Sounds of Summer. • Canada Day Celebration, 1 p.m.-5 p.m. at Waterloo Park. • and Cavalcade of Music" in Sounds of Summer. Fishing derby, model boat Woodside. Brass band, magic show and acrobatics. regatta, Artists' showcase, "Old Tyme Family Free admission. Picnic", Interfaith Hymn Sing at Waterloo Friday, Park. C. F. June 21 Thiele Memorial Symphony Concert with the • Sounds of Summer. Pub in the Park, dixieland and K-W Sunday, July 11 Symphony Orchestra, Centennial • jazz music, Waterloo Park. Bandshell, Concordia Brass Band starts playing at 2:30 p.m. Waterloo Park. Victoria Park, Terrace, near Pavillion. 10 THE CORD WEEKLY, Thursday, May 23, 1985 NMLUSU Summer Services /info Centre and /Typing Service open

= M*7OPEN ALL SUMMER / r Frr / 12 noon to 6pm' Mom-Fri. *NOTE: INFO CENTRE open Bpm to 11:30 Mon.-Thurs. / May 25? llam _ 3pm Purchase our Wilfs mug / to sell graduation tickets and to for just $2.75 and we / distribute grad Photo books. (RBCOffB) will refill it free " 112 a smnmer /o"g / GAMES ROOM PI"S y°" kee pflftFV *Blue Jays Baseball P// 1 WIU&- on the big screen. {%_ * yV -/j / Stanley Cup Finals, *Billiards *Pinball / movies, and more! / Open Bpm — 12 midnight, Mon.

. . _ _ _ . _ / to Thursday. / Open Noon—11:30 pm vimuriL/SALAD BAR / Mont 0 Thurs No / *NOTE: Open Friday, May 24 ""';;';pni

— Fridays Open daily 12 noon 2 p.m. / - / for Grad Pub Night!

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. Student Execs | 112 . of Wilfrid Laurier University j Ontario Universities, 1 A/ffiu Students' Union | from • | rrWLUSUx-iuuu. Wilfrid Laurier University J j watenoo. Ontario N2L 3C5 yourself at \ Telephone (519) 884-1360 Make ' J home. i L======J | On behalf of the Wilfrid Laurier j ! Students' Union, I would like to I GOT A CONCERN? I congratulate the Graduating Class \ WLUSU CAN HELP, i of '85. You've been well prepared j j are . . B:3oam to 6:3opm. /> I. 1 jor reality, now its up to you. Best | weekdays ! ■ » . for you! | ft is ■s . We're here oj luck in the juture, and enjoy this i t ' we 11-organiz ed weeken d. \

Sincerely, Matt Certosimo j WLUSU Board of Directors ! i/) ! Summer Meeting Sept. 21, j

! at 10:00 am - in the ! <7 \ Library Board room. 1 1 All are welcome. == 1 J THE CORD WEEKLY Thursday, May 23, 1985 11 ENTERTAINMENT Norris, Pig in Acting Duel

imiiiHtiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiimmmiiimititimMimiiiiiiiimiiiiimiiititiiiiimiiiiimiiiiiiimiiii CODE OF SILENCE Starring Chuck Norris and Henry Silva. An Orion Pictures Production directed by Andy Davis. by Bruce Arculus The Comachos think that Cusack is If you can't say anything good, holding Tony Luna, but Cusack has the old saying goes, don't say already inadvertently killed Tony. anything at all. Naturally, he wipes out the In Code of Silence, Chuck Norris Comachos and saves Diana. The says very little. He does, however, department's officers all respect him shoot and kill 25 men by himself in again, naturally, because they one ten-minute sequence. Norris' realized that he was right all along gun has more lines in this sorry about the old cop. movie than he does. And it is If the plot doesn't sound familiar, probably a better actor, too. you have never seen a cop movie or a Chuck Norris, naturally, is tough detective television series in your Chicago cop Eddie Cusack, who is life. This tired story line has been known as "The Stainless Steel Man" beaten (and Tae Kwon Doed) to on the street. A police stakeout death. But Code ofSilence insists on involving a drug deal with members going one step farther by flailing of the Comacho family is away at this dusty old macho intercepted by members of the nonsense in a futile attempt to bring underworld Luna family, who kill it back to life. off, naturally, all the Comachos in So much for the plot. Now for the sight. The Comachos, naturally, acting. Chuck is at his "If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you." In his latest film, Chuck Norris beats on a dozen thugs promise revenge. All of the Lunas uncommunicative, wooden best. We while tossing off one-liners. The audience ends up rooting for the thugs, hoping that Chuck will are killed except for Tony, and see Chuck looking tough, then finally get bound and gagged. daughter Diana, who is naturally killing four men, then beating up a kidnapped and held hostage. Enter gang, then beating the hell out of he discovers the body of a close sentimental crapola for Chuck. He is twits in the theatre. Cusack, who has been hovering on another guy while riding on top ofa friend who has been killed. "Did you Real Man. Women exist in this There are only two reasons why I the edge ofall this since his stakeout train, then looking tough, then know him?" asks a cop. (Dramatic movie only to cry and be rescued by left the theatre in a happy mood; I fell through. diving into the Ohio river to kill pause. Chuck looks tough and sad.) our hero, or get shot before he can didn't have to pay to see it, and I got Cusack has been ostracized by his another bad guy, then looking "Yeah," he replies, before dashing save them. home in time to see most of the fellow officers, naturally, for saying tough. What an actor! In actual fact, off to blow away another gang of The movie does have its moments hockey game. publicly that one of the old cops Chuck's only acting is when he looks hoodlums. of comedy to contrast with the fine Avoid Code ofSilence at all costs. should be retired because of his tough; stunt men handle the rest. The movie does manage to drama and suspense. Norris' witty Even if you are the kind of moronic tendency to shoot innocent The only time we get an insight successfully avoid the gratuitous sex ad libs, like kicking bad guys in the lump of life that would enjoy this bystanders. Cusack, naturally, is left into this sensitive, compassionate scene. That is because it is a manly groin, drew roars of raucous trash, save your money: stay home all alone to kill off the Comachos. human being's inner feelings is when movie. None of this soppy laughter from the fifteen brainless and watch Riptide. Tainted pork

A Private Function Starring Michael Palin, Maggie Smith and Denholm Elliott. A Handmade Films Production directed by Malcolm Mowbray.

by Matt Johnston leaves the couple with little to do but look hapless. Palin's English- Don't believe the advertisements. schoolboy looks suit his A Private Function, the new film downtrodden character well, but the starring Michael Palin and Maggie effect is more pathetic than Smith along with an unfunny pig, is humourous. All of the elements of not a comedy. Comedies provoke wicked satire are present: a laughter; A Private Function privileged upper class, aspiring but provokes slumber. bumbling middle class protagonists, The movie, set in World War II and a situation of obvious Britain, concerns the rationing that discrimination which invites our was such an unpleasant and heroes to smush pork cutlets in the necessary part of English life. As a faces of the snotty rich guys. But the small town prepares to honour most vital element for successful Queen Elizabeth's wedding with a movie satire is missing: laught. banquet, a problem arises: where to Denholm Elliot is convincing as the find enough meat for Port Royale snooty doctor, tossing off barbs like when pigs are so carefully monitored "that festering little bunion- and rationed. scraping sod" when expressing his The solution rests with Veronica, contempt for Gilbert's form of a porker of unremarkable attributes "medicine". Elliot is well-known as except that she is unaccounted for the butler in Trading Places, and his on government registers. The upper characterization is quite similar crust organizers, led by the stiff- here. In A Private Function, upper-lipped Denholm Elliot, unfortunately, he is much more conspire to fatten Veronica and send alienating, and the Chilvers are not her up the culinary river. Enter able to bring him down with the Michael Palin as Gilbert Chilvers, a success that the audience would like. wimpish, henpecked chiropodist Satire is fine, and this movie who administers pedicures to the aspires to the tradition of the British high-class women of the village. His Comedy of Manners. If you've read wife Joyce, played by Maggie Smith, such examples as She Stoops to is eager to share in the illicit Conquer, you will also know that the pleasures of the upper-class, and comedy of manners is not always takes every possible opportunity to comic, either. With Palin's name on A TOTALLY UNRELATED PHOTO? Not really. We felt guilty about remind her husband that shaving the marquee, and the production my reviewing only turkeys on this page, so we decided to suggest corns from the gnarly feet of wealthy Handmade Films, the George The Purple Rose of Cairo as an alternative. The latest Woody Allen matrons is no way to climb the social Harrison company that produced Film (though he does not appear in it) has been recommended ladder. Monty Python films such as Life of to us by no less than four hundred viewers, so we feel confident The pairing of Palin and Smith, so Brian and The Meaning of Life one successful in The Missionary, should expects the same sort of humour. A

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[( 1 Some rather small I & SPORT I I UNIVERSITY SHOPS PLAZA I Album reviews Shop GOWAN: Strange Animal [ Sailboard CBS Records flop, but his latest, Strange Animal, is nothing short of excellent. Gowan's music benefits from the expert production of David Tickle, whose previous credits include work with Peter Gabriel, Platinum Blonde and Splitz Enz. The superb instrumentation of rock legends Tony Lavin a and Jerry combine Marotta with Tickle's ai, \ expertise to make Strange Animal the best WS record of hr 1985. The nine tracks on the album range from May Specials ] | the tender love song Burning Torches of J Hope, to rocking tunes such as Desperate and ■ • TIGA SPEED (funboard) REG. $1200.00 I Guerilla Soldier. Highlights of the record include: (You're a) Strange Animal, the I NOW 1095.00 second hit from the album; Cosmetics, a swipe • BIC 210S (funboard) REG. $1295.00 NOW at over-painted women; Desperate; Guerilla Soldier; and, of course, the overwhelmingly successful Criminal Mind. • ALPHA REG. $1300.00 Gowan is an extremely talented singer, I 200AF (funboard) I by Scott Piatkowski $1150.00 songwriter, and musician. His vocal style is a NOW cross between that of Chris Deßurgh and • ALPHA FASCINATION (funboard) II In little more than four months, Larry Geddy Lee, yet it has a distinct quality as well. REG. $1200.00 NOW $950.00 Gowan has gone from unknown to star — and Strange Animal is as close as rock and roll gets deservedly so. His first album was a self-titled to musical excellence. Buy it! • ALPHA 230 A (recreational) REG. $995.00 I I NOW $895.00

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Rumblings by Matt Johnston Excrescence 20% | I don't care the calendar says | m Save on the purchase of p\/S| It's summer. what littlest thing." iLr" about it only being May 23; it is summer. How can I The entire audience was in hysterics as Norris j I any LAURIER SPORTSWEAR with tell? From the movies that are premiering now, burst into a pool hall full of South American thugs, i H coupon until August 15/85 ! that's how. brushing one aside with "If I want any of your lip Right around Christmas time, movie studios I'll beat it out of you." What action! What suspense! ! release a number of guaranteed successes, such as Will Chuck get out of this alive? Right. liiia®WLL/ j Beverly Hills Cop, to assure themselves of a And do you know what we have to look fiscal return from cheery customers. comfortable forward to for the rest of in the fall, and in January, the "serious" L 1 Earlier the summer, when movies films come out, like Amadeus, Passage to India and are designed to make The Killing Fields. These are intended to make an certain that you won't impression on the Academy Awards voters. spill any of your Export But in the summer, Hollywood wants wholesale on the car seats while brain candy — those almost-guaranteed-bits that you the don't require any particular cerebral participation of are at drive-in? THE KEYSTONE Chuck will have the audience. When you go to the show in the Well, summer, and need something that won't bum out fierce competition from two other great actors in your girlfriend and require you to console her with YEARBOOK IS the same of films; the news that E.T. doesn't stay dead. You also do type Clint Eastwood and not want her to believe that anyone else is funnier Sylvester than you are, so no good comedies are permitted. Stallone. Both BACK!!! movies will be a sensitive I realized that summer was on its way when was a I Norris in analysis of the hero's obliged to attend a few films to review for this loquacious moment psyche, can be sure. return the summer Cord. The first picture I went to was called you The of A Private Function. It features Michael Palin, the Clint will be seen in Pale Rider, a Western in | Keystone means the he a "nameless whose ￿ former Monty Python lunatic. 1 anticipated a side- which portrays stranger justice _ return all- _ of an splitting experience. What happened? Five fat is both swift and terrible" (and comes out of a very campus year-book. Englishmen chased a pig around while it shat long gun barrel). Stallone is doing up his crazed Viet everywhere, and I fell asleep. I'm so dull I find Nam vet role again in Rambo: First Blood Pari Two. Co-ops and returning Knowlton Nash invigorating, yet I dozed while a Stallone's character is as helpful at providing insights students should film that promised a bit of British comic insanity into Vietnam veterans as Madonna is at shedding submit photos for delivered only dull, British inanity. What was going light on feminism. your yearbook on? What kind of comedy do you get in the summer? '85-'B6 Still confused at watching a comedy that wasn't You get National Lampoon's European Vacation, yet to the Cord offices, funny, I decided to go see an action movie: Chuck another chance to see Chevy Chase get his shirt Norris in Code of Silence. Chuck shares many caught in a car door, but this time he's in Paris. Ha characteristics with Clint Eastwood, except he has ha! There may be one hope for laughs, as Canada's maybe one-tenth of Clint's emotional range. It was most valuable export, John Candy, stars with hilarious! At one point, Chuck was comforting a Richard Pryor in Brewster's Millions. The two will woman whose entire family of eleven had been attempt to spend $30 Million in thirty days. It could S gunned down in some kind of mob feud. She is in also be the story of Bruce Arculus' first two Graduates: W.LU. '84-'B5 shock at this incredible loss, and pleads, "Hold years at university. me..." Chuck, always the obliging law enforcement But do you know the worst thing about the score Golden Hawk Yeavbooks are officer, puts an arm around her shoulders, and a of mindless summer movies? They all turn up on pay still available at the Info Booth stern look comes over his face which gives away his TV in the winter. One more good reason to stick true feelings of compassion, as if to say "It's such a with the King of Late Night Laughs, Knowlton \ J drag when these spineless women go to pieces at the Nash. Good Night.

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Looking back — Tuffy Knight Where are they now? 2nd in the all time CIAU standings. When Tuffy came to Laurier, David C. "Tuffy" Knight football teams would often hold their practices in the Theatre Athletic Director Auditorium. As Athletic Director, 1965-1984 he was successfully able to oversee the construction of the two million dollar Athletic Complex in 1973. Knight has seen many players Head Basketball Coach come and go at Laurier, among them twenty-five All-Canadians and 1965 thirty-five players who were able to break into the Canadian Football League after honing their skill under Head Football Coach Knight's watchful eye. Knight's record was regarded as 1966-1984 one of the best in the CIAU, and Knight was often touted as a Tuffy Knight candidate for vacant coaching by Bruce Arculus positions in the CFL. was to an array of Knight was teaching and coaching accumulate In 1984, Knight accepted an offer accomplishments and accolades. at a high school in Crooksville, Ohio to become Director of Player after earning his M.Sc in West Twice named Coach of the Year in Personnel for the 1983 Grey Cup Virginia before coming to Waterloo the CIAU (1972, 1979), Knight led Champion Toronto Argonauts. He Lutheran University as Athletic his team to five Ontario is also a popular television colour Director and Head Basketball championships, three first place commentator for both university Coach in 1965. finishes, four CIAU semi-final and professional football. Despite limited basketball berths, and three CIAU finals. Knight's influence on WLU coaching experience, Tuffy led the Although the Canadian sports was felt again this year during Golden Hawks to an impressive 18-6 championship eluded Knight, his photo by Karim Virani the CFL draft, when all three record and an all-Ontario team was ranked number one Frisbee fun in the sun in Laurier players selected (Nolan championship. Canada forthe years 1973,1979, and Duke, Kris Keillor, and Alex Troop) It's a good thing he decided to jump. In 1966, Tuffy moved to football, 1983. 1979 was also the year in which were chosen by Tuffy Knight and the replacing the retiring Bob Celeri. the Golden Hawks enjoyed an Toronto Argonauts. Undoubtably, Tuffy was to hold the position of undefeated regular season, which Tuffy Knight will continue to Indy 500 Head Football Coach for the next contributed to Knight's career be an influence on Laurier football eighteen years. During his tenure, he victory total of 109; it now stands for many years to come. Sports quiz by Scoop Furlong 1. In which year was the Indianapolis Speedway built, and of Cowboy's comment what was it built? by Scoop Furlong can provide you with a wealth of information on all 2. Who is the only driver to win the Indianapolis 500 four times? Well, this is it. It's the end of May and the types of recreation and sporting activites. From summer of '85 is underway. As your dedicated sports windsurfing lessons at Laurel Conservation Area to did the average of the winning driver 3. In what year speed editor it is my duty to inform you, the Cord summer ice skating at Waterloo's Rink-in-the-Park; exceed 100 mph? consuming public, about all the exciting sporting from cycling, hiking and general interest clubs to events on and around campus. Unfortunately, all is and 4. Who was the first driver to record a 200 mph race lap, and in swimming lessons facilities , Community quiet on the Laurier front. Varsity athletics do not tell you the what year did this take place? Services will how's, when's and who to exist. Intramurals are out of date. The most exciting contact's involved. 5. What is the most number of leading laps by an Indianapolis thing happening in the Athletic Complex this Of particular interest to our joggers is the 500 winner? The fewest? summer is a cheerleading clinic. Hell, even the Waterloo Classic Roadrace to be held on June athletic field has been snowfenced into oblivion. 16. For more information on this ten kilometre the one lap 6. How many drivers have led Indianapolis 500 for Not all is lost, however, as the Athletic Complex is event, again, contact Community Services at 886- or more? still offering its full range of activities for your 1550, or drop by the Marsland Centre. enjoyment, (see A.C. Summer Schedule). For are a 7. Who was the last rookie to start from the pole position? you armchair athletes there number of Once again the Co-op students have their act spectator events available. Try catching the Waterloo 8. Who was the oldest Indianapolis winner? The youngest? together with a summer baseball league, a golf Tigers of the Intercounty Fastball League or the tournament, a tennis tournament, a white-water Kitchener Panthers of the Intercounty Major the 9. What was the last year a front engine car won rafting weekend and a number of other recreational Baseball League. Indianapolis 500? activities. Co-op students should check out the third In retrospect, there seems to be lots of sporting floor of the Peters Building where there a and 10. Who was the youngest driver ever to start an Indianapolis is giant recreation activity happening on and around calendar posting all the Co-op organized events. campus this summer. M umm Umm...maybe the July 500? For the rest of you lost souls, Waterloo 11 edition of the Cord will have three pages of sports 11. Name the year in which a balloon overturned the ladies Community Services located in the Marsland Centre, rather than this meagre offering. restroom in the infield? Answers Ajft slimmer schedule 1. The track was built in 1909 out of 3.2 million bricks, each FITNESS CENTER: BUILDING HOURS: weighing 9.5 pounds. It was repaved after World War Two.

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- Mon. - Fri. 8:15 am 430 pm only two in 1912. TENNIS COURTS: 6. 136. (Pick up keys in toteroom) 7. Teo Fabi in 1983. Mon. - Sat 9 am - DARK Mon. - Fn. am • pm • *30 10'30 Sun. 12 noon DARK 8. Bobby Unser won in while 47 years old, and Troy - 1981 Sat 900 am 10:00pm Ruttman was the victor at age ' in the of 22. Su"' 12:00 pm lo:3o pm 1952 HORSESHOE PITS: 9. 1964. same as above ATHLETIC FIELD: 10. Josele Garza started the race in 1981 sixteen days before his POOL HOURS: twentieth birthday. - w c; Mon. Fri. -1030 „ - 730 am pm Mon. • n - lon pm, X 5 pm„8:30a.-an lfcOOifWMnmpm Fn. 12 130 4- - gat 900 am 10.00 pm 11. 1966.

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