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ave you ever wanted to join bike from one of six convenient Hthe droves of cyclists taking locations around town, including over Corvallis, but never had the Downtown Transit Center and the wheels to do so? Well, your the Oregon State Credit Union. luck has changed, since our city Then when you’re done, lock it is about to join the other 130 back up. Simple as that. US towns that have teamed up The cost of the program is By Johnny Beaver with Zagster to provide the bike- sharing program Pedal Corvallis. Boston’s bike share program minimal, with rides under two Linn-Benton Pedal Corvallis allows people offsets nearly 150 tons of carbon hours being free, a three-day to essentially check out bikes waste a year by discouraging cars pass set at $5, and annual passes from the convenience of their and transit. costing only $25. Backwash smartphones, then return them Reflections on Grub and Digs when they’re done. So, are you ready to get fit and A Pedal Corvallis ribbon-cutting environmentally friendly? Here’s ceremony will be held at the ast weekend the new Burgerville held a “soft what you have to do: Head over Downtown Transit Center on Lopening,” during which they served burgers According to their website, bike that seem awesome and worth the high price share programs do more than to Zagster’s website and register Thursday, June 30 at 2 p.m. The tag only because they’re far better than other provide transportation. The app for an account on their homepage. ceremony is free and open to the fast food burgers (and smeared with enough endorses physical activity, with Choose what bike you’d like for public. The event is followed by tangy sauce to mask any confusion). The last participants effectively burning the day, which Zagster will send remarks from Mayor Biff Traber thing Corvallis needs, besides an earthquake, is another chain store... but at least it’s a regional 60% more calories than on an a special code for to your phone, and a community ride around chain that has better sustainable practices than average walk. Not only that, but then use the code to unlock your Central Park. the chum-yards operated by Yum! Brands. Yeah, I’m looking at you, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and KFC. By Kara Beu On June 15 a homeless man was busted in Lebanon after breaking into The Main Event and Goodbye, Grange Hall Drifters stealing a few hundred dollars’ worth of hair Hello, Lonesome Valley Rounders and cosmetic stuff. He was tagged with second- degree burglary and third-degree criminal he Lonesome Valley Rounders, mischief, but what I can’t share with you is the joy Tformerly known as the Grange of this man’s booking photo. Looking above the Hall Drifters, are currently camera, as if summoned by a higher calling... with hair that, dare I say, seems freshly dyed. Self- preparing for Sweet Home’s actualization, people. Maslow... we’ve done it. Oregon Jamboree on Sunday, July 31. The band is made up The next day a Corvallis woman was taken in by a phone scam that threatened her with jail of four local Corvallisites, Bill time if she didn’t pay $2,400 to the IRS. Of course Brown, Adam Larson, Paddy the caller was an FBI agent. Frankly, the most McGovern, and Patrick Ward. upsetting thing about this kind of scam isn’t even Together the quartet comprises that people keep falling for it, it’s that... you know... aren’t we more creative than that? I’ve a bluegrass country folk band had high hopes for humanity all my life, but it that includes guitar, banjo, bass, has been nothing but disappointment. At least mandolin, harmonica, and vocals have the damn common courtesy to involve a from all four. government conspiracy involving aliens. Have you taken a spin around the intersection So, why the name change? In of Circle and 9th Street lately? Yes? Then you’ve November of 2015 the former likely seen the abomination: a new apartment/ Grange Hall Drifters received a townhouse thingy that look like a mixture of urban letter from the National Grange Miami gone wrong and a gingerbread house months of the worst arguments supported us in this time of name stating, “Your band name contains built by Cabbage Patch Kids. Seriously, these are ever,” according to Larsen. change. Especially the ones that amongst the most hideous structures I’ve ever the words ‘Grange’ and ‘Grange had the [Grange Hall Drifters] seen. I know some forces around here are fighting Hall,’ which would infringe on the The band, though not entirely tattoos,” said Larson. the good fight to gentrify the hell out of this area long-held trademarks owned by of town, but good God, people, hire an architect thrilled with a name change, is that isn’t blind, on peyote, and obsessed with the National Grange.” happy to continue playing music “We won’t pay for your tattoo Martha Stewart. I feel like it’s my right to drive and respects the National Grange, change,” Ward chimed in. around where I live without having to throw up in The band was given the a longtime nonprofit organization my mouth whenever I pass by some overpriced opportunity to keep the name, but advocating for rural America and If you would like more information rich student bait. the work required would make agriculture. on the Lonesome Valley Rounders, Apparently the fight over accommodations their efforts pointless. The band visit their Facebook page by that will help the homeless not freeze to death was going to have to spend a Recently, the Lonesome Valley searching for “Lonesome Valley this winter in Corvallis rages on in the form of a whole lot of time and money just $500,000 lawsuit against the Corvallis Homeless Rounders played at Bombs Away Rounders” or contact them by Shelter Coalition. To be honest, though, I’m as to keep the name. Though the Cafe, filling the small area with email at LVRounders@gmail. sick of this as you are, so I think I’ll leave it for the name change was hard, the guys supporters and locals. com. The band will be playing at straight reporting. Besides, I’ve got vomit to clean get a few laughs out of it now. the Oregon Jamboree on the main off my shirt. Just got back from a trip to the UPS Coming up with the new name “We would like to say thank you to stage on Sunday, July 31. For store and I caught sight of those buildings. caused complications and “four all of our friends and family that tickets, visit oregonjamboree.com. 4 | Corvallis Advocate By Johnny Beaver Pedal Corvallis As the State Turns Bottle Upcharge Definitely Maybe, Ageless Updates, and Gluttonous Chubs

Judgement Day: get reused. So basically, no need for • For some good news: an Oregon Bottlegeddon, 2017 crushing, recycling, rebuilding and all judge granted a transgender Oregonians, it is time to panic. We of the associated infrastructure and person the right to change their knew it was coming. After all, that waste. All of that environmentally legal gender to non-binary. state bill in 2011 warned us: IF THE friendly cost-cutting because people Fifty-two-year-old Jamie REDEMPTION RATE FOR BOTTLES there don’t give a sh*t if a bottle has Shupe won this right for DROPS BELOW 80 PERCENT FOR some wear. everybody in court and is set TWO YEARS IN A ROW, DEPOSITS to become the first American WILL DOUBLE. And thanks to a But hey, that’s gross, right? Americans to exercise this right, which ton of lazy bastards, myself included, don’t do gross things. Aside from vote looks like it will force the that’s exactly what will happen. Or at for Donald Trump. It’s just easier DMV to rework some of their least what will likely happen. Even to keep throwing stuff away and documentation. And honestly, with caps lock, though, it’s kind of accepting these “deposits” as just who doesn’t want to stick it to hard to sensationalize something another tax. those as*hats? A win for all of that’s surely to happen, probably. humanity here. Most likely. Updates for Young and Old • Apparently there’s some stink the stuff • Portland schools have decreased that other So, 2017. The day the bottle deposit about Governor Brown, but the radon levels by... hold on, stuff eats... the doubled. Er, year. According to main “scathing” article uses the making sure this is correct.... kind of stuff people the Oregon Beverage Recycling word “gumption” in the headline, yes, by running their glorified Cooperative, a thing that absolutely and I’ll just have no part of that. want to catch and eat air conditioners. HVAC systems, exists (seriously, no sarcasm), it is themselves. According to Oregon as they are called, are described “extremely likely.” This is partially Oregon vs. the Minnows Public Broadcasting, the chubs by the greatest source on Earth, based on data from the Oregon Liquor Always kicking one animal’s a*s “[cause] toxic [algal] blooms and [push Urbandictionary.com, as “Heating, Control Commission (also real, and to help another, Oregon is at it out sport fish].” Ventilating, Air Conditioning. no, your last bender did not make you again. Employees from the Oregon There is also ‘HVAC-R’ an honorary member) that shows only Department of Fish & Wildlife are OH NO, NOT THE SPORT FISH version exists. R stands for 70 percent return rates for 2013 and traveling about with trailers full of TOO! Refrigerationing.” And to be honest, 2014. tiger trout, which they have dumped I’m shocked. I’m pretty sure that’s into Diamond Lake. Why? You The word on the street is that they the first thing I’ve seen on that site Oh God, this is it for us. It’s all over. guessed it: tui chubs. Wait, you didn’t were wiped out twice before, but keep that isn’t riddled with obscenities. The 5 cent deposit of yesteryears will guess it? Well, like, they’re restocking coming back. One fisherman explained Oh well, I tried. likely become... a 10 cent deposit! the trout because... eh, just read on. that it was probably happening • Regarding that train derailment because of “some idiot.” Yes, I’m aware But honestly, I’m ridiculing the wrong up in the Gorge, it seems as if These chubs are an invasive form that I already quoted this guy. It’s my thing here. Our recycling programs the tracks had passed a safety of baitfish (fish that have no other favorite quote right now, deal with it. are a terrible joke, and I’m not just inspection just a few weeks back. purpose than to help catch other fish) talking about the third of all people Er. Hey there, inspector... I heard that, according to one fisherman, were I’m sure it’ll all work out in the end. that don’t even participate in bottle they’re still hiring at the Corvallis brought in by “some idiot.” Apparently After all, it’s our duty to return the returns. Germany, for example, has a Burgerville. It’s probably best that these chubbers really dig the lake and environment to the natural conditions system where the bottles they return you get ahead of this, homie. have bred like crazy, eating up all of that we like.

By Matthew Hunt Remembering David GilkeyNPR Photojournalist, Former OSU Student ormer OSU student and NPR Barometer. “David and Dick are both After his days at OSU, Gilkey went Gilkey worked to bring back more Fphotojournalist David Gilkey was a part of a long and rich photographic on to report stories which traversed than photos. In 2010 Gilkey described killed June 5 while on assignment tradition and legacy at OSU,” wrote the breadth of humanity. He his work in Haiti saying, “It’s not just in Afghanistan. Gilkey and Larry Landis, Director of Special helped document conflict zones like reporting. It’s not just taking pictures. NPR translator Zabihullah Collections & Archives Research Afghanistan and Iraq, the earthquake It’s ‘Do those visuals, do the stories, do Tamanna were traveling in Haiti, Ebola in Liberia, and dozens they change somebody’s mind enough Center at Oregon State. with an Afghan Army more difficult and disparate human to take action?” convoy when their vehicle In an interview with NPR, events. On behalf of the Advocate staff—and was struck with a rocket- Gilkey’s former Barometer propelled grenade. Michael Oreskes, NPR’s vice president surely many more in our community associate and documentary for news, wrote, “As a man and as a and beyond—we are grateful for the life Gilkey followed in his father’s photographer Cheryl Hatch said, photojournalist, David brought out of Gilkey and cherish the work he lives footsteps as an OSU photography “Well, he showed up freshman year and the humanity of all those around him. on through. He dedicated a lifetime to student in the mid 1980s and worked he knew exactly what he wanted to do. He let us see the world and each other his passion, stirring tenderness and as a photographer for The Daily He was feisty?’” through his eyes.” truth in the eyes of many. Corvallis Advocate | 5 By Kiki Genoa By Matthew Hunt icked for Portland Builds Bridge Suicide Barrier OSU P Second Time Since 2013 Ocean Science n the south side of the upper deck 122,000 cars cross the Fremont every Project Oof Portland’s Fremont Bridge, single day. Spokespeople of anti- $290 Million Research construction workers are currently suicide groups and crisis hotlines agree Vessel Fleet Envisioned building a 1,100-foot chain link fence. that this barrier, though not wholly The purpose of this barrier is to slow impossible to climb, will slow down regon State University is busily down people planning to attempt potential jumpers and give them more Ofinalizing the plans and design suicide by jumping off the bridge into time to reconsider the choice to leap to for a new ocean sciences facility, the Willamette River below. their deaths. and for those who despise campus construction noise, the good news Three years after a similar barrier was The bridge will run from the east is this kind of building gets constructed on Southwest Portland’s to the west shore of the Willamette Oregon die by suicide than homicide done in a shipyard. River. According to the KGW report, The 193-foot historic Vista Bridge in August of every year. It’s the second leading monohull of steel 2013—an endeavor prompted by local government research has shown that cause of death for Oregonians aged 10 and aluminum, Bonnie Kahn, who persuaded city bridge barriers prevent 90% of jumper- to 34 years old and the third leading complete with a commissioner Steve Novick and the suicides—that is to say, 90% of those cause of death for ages 35 to 44. bulbous bow and Portland Bureau of Transportation planning to attempt suicide stop and internal U-tube to implement experimental fencing change their minds when faced with The Plan for Youth Suicide Prevention antiroll tank, will and A Call to Action are two of be the first of a in order to lower suicide rates—the a barrier. ODOT worked with mental unique new class Oregon Department of Transportation health advocates and officials in Oregon’s leading state plans for entering the fleet of has taken on the $250,000 job of drawing up plans for the barrier. strategizing prevention of suicide and aging regional research vessels. facilitating research on the subject. building a second barrier on another In Oregon, the state with the country’s Regional Class Research Vessels, bridge in the area that is also Oregon’s House Bill 4124, passed in 10th highest suicide rate, projects April of 2014, addresses the specific or RCRVs, are needed to support commonly used for suicide. like this one are not only invaluable a broad base of oceanographic issue of youth suicide in Oregon in preventing suicide, but also in research in coastal regions. These Kahn, a small business advisor who through the improvement of the increasing recognition of Oregon’s areas are increasingly sensitive to worked in an office below the Vista aforementioned plans by requiring human alteration from water and suicide problem and fostering Bridge, noticed bodies piling up over interventions, increasing the ease air pollution, resource extraction, community dialogue surrounding the the years. After speaking to Oregonian of access to prevention services to transportation, and recreational issue. activities. If the final 2017 Federal reporters on the topic in February mentally ill youth, and obliging Appropriations bill contains the funds, 2013, she realized it was time for a The most recent statistics released by hospitals to report incidents of up to three RCRVs will be built. The change and sent the city her research. the American Foundation for Suicide attempted youth suicides and self- first will have its home port at the OSU The data she had collected showed harm. dock in Newport. Prevention list suicide as the 10th that at least seven locals had jumped leading cause of death in the country. If you, a friend, or loved one are The project is part of the science and to their deaths from the Vista Bridge Each year, 42,773 Americans die by considering suicide, please call one of engineering enterprise supported by between 2003 and 2013. suicide, and on average, 117 suicides the US National Science Foundation the Benton County Mental Health’s occur across the US every day. Suicide (NSF). OSU was picked to receive $3 The members of local suicide crisis numbers at 541-766-6844 or rates have increased since 2005 from million to design and supervise the prevention groups are among those 1-888-232-7192, or reach Corvallis’ project, which could turn into a $290 just over 10 per 100,000 individuals to who helped persuade officials to create Community Outreach Crisis Line at million grant if approved. nearly 15 in the year 2014. a second barrier, which would seem 541-758-3000. For people in other areas Powered by integrated diesel-electric appropriate as the Fremont Bridge is In Oregon, suicide is the eighth leading of Oregon, please visit http://www. propulsion systems, the new RCRVs will the busiest in all of Portland. According cause of death, and one person will die suicide.org/hotlines/oregon-suicide- be more fuel-efficient than existing vessels. Other design improvements to a reporter who spoke last month by suicide approximately once every hotlines.html for a list of the crisis include materials and mounting to on Portland’s KGW TV News, about 11 hours in the state. More people in hotlines that exist in each city. make systems acoustically quiet, cutting-edge dynamic positioning, By Kara Beu over-the-side instrument handling, and communication systems. The data All Things Local Summer Celebration presence capabilities of the RCRV Corvallis’ HOUR Exchange Event will allow for real-time ship-to-shore streaming. The first RCRV is expected oin the Corvallis community on Friends. Come hungry, wearing your to be operational in mid-2021. JSunday, June 26 for the HOUR dancing shoes and ready to celebrate Trader’s Summer Celebration hosted summer with the whole family. Professor Clare Reimers from the College of Earth, Ocean, and by the HOUR Exchange, a non-profit Atmospheric Sciences shared that the organization working on building The HOUR Exchange hosts its 14th project manager is former OSU Marine a community network that trades annual HOUR Trader’s Summer Superintendent and NOAA corps goods and services while promoting Celebration on Sunday, June 26 officer Demian Bailey. Professor David ecological sustainability. This event is a from 1 to 5 p.m. in Central Park in Sillars from the College of Engineering is another key member of the team, celebration of all things local, including Downtown Corvallis. This is a free advising on project risk management, food, arts, music, and dancing, and will event and everyone is welcome. For planning, and scheduling. be held at Central Park in Downtown local goods and accept both US dollars more information on the event or Corvallis. and HOURS, Corvallis’ own local organization, please search for For more information, please visit: currency. Live music will be provided http://ceoas.oregonstate.edu/ships/ “HOUR Trader’s Local Market rcrv/. Vendors at the HOUR Trader’s by the Ancient Ways Community Summer Celebration” on Facebook or Summer Celebration will be selling Marimba Ensemble and Karl Smiley & visit www.hourexchange.org. 6 | Corvallis Advocate By Moriah Hoskins Portland Builds Bridge Suicide Barrier Finding Dory? Killing Nemo Movie Release Threatens Second Animal Abuse Outbreak et stores are wonderful things. After those with experience. Of course, they’re Not only are the fish quarantined, but Pwalking in, one almost always finds not the only ones. Petsmart sells a half- they are sorted into far more segregated oneself peering into cages and tanks to gallon betta cube with a divider, so you tanks than chain pet stores. Each tank see what the critters are up to. Children can cram two fish into an unfiltered soup has its own system of filtration to prevent can often be found excitedly pointing of freezing, uncycled water complete with the spread of disease. Animal House is at clownfish and blue tangs in the fish piles of excrement and uneaten food, for also the only fish-carrying pet store in the section, all thanks to the release of 2003’s the price of one! area that has avoided being hit by the koi Finding Nemo. However, saltwater fish herpes virus. This is due to a dedicated With Petco and Petsmart monopolizing are not for beginners—a sad fact that led breeding program. Every goldfish and the fish market in a way that normalizes to many unnecessary deaths in the wake koi the store sells is bred by Stepnicka, what most experts would call abuse, of the film’s popularity. With the June excluding feeder fish which are kept where are responsible fish keepers and 17 release of the sequel, Finding Dory, separately. This particular virus spreads seekers to turn? The Animal House here experts have been anxiously waiting to easily and can kill just 24 to 48 hours see if the demand for these fish will spike in Corvallis offers a different perspective on animal welfare. after exposure, destroying the gills of the again. animal. According to one of Stepnicka’s Back in 2003, when the original Finding Dale Stepnicka, the owner and founder of books in the extensive library in his store, Nemo was released, everyone wanted Animal House in 1983, remembers when the death rate of the virus’ victims is 80 their very own Nemo for their children. Finding Nemo came out. “There were a to 90 percent. More clownfish were harvested from few more sales than usual... mostly to There’s nothing wrong with wanting a the ocean than ever, so much so that long-term customers. You can’t give in pet fish after seeing Finding Dory, but the Chicago Tribune reported this May warning stickers displayed on every other to making sales when it comes to animal when it comes to animal life, doing the that the Center for Biological Diversity saltwater tank with a picture of a smiling life,” said Stepnicka. research to properly care for a pet should petitioned to have clownfish put on the Dory that said that blue tangs are not for Animal House tests every customer’s be the highest priority. With fish species endangered species list. Now the focus is beginners and to contact an associate for water before selling and asks about tank from the Finding Nemo series, many of about to shift to Dory’s species, the blue help. parameters. Robyn Harris, the store tang. What’s more concerning is that those purchases in recent years have only manager, said that they require buyers while clownfish can be bred in captivity, While it is nice to see steps being taken contributed to death and endangerment. to own a fully cycled tank before they sell blue tangs cannot. This puts them at an to help stem the tide of post-Dory impulse There are plenty of great starter species, a fish. even higher risk for endangerment, or buys, that problem is just one of many and for many people fish-keeping can negative aspects of the fish trade. Petco’s be a very rewarding practice. Maybe we even extinction if pet demand soars like it “We make sure the person is educated,” shelves remain lined with classic goldfish should all just leave Nemo and Marlin did before. said Harris. bowls, despite goldfish actually needing to hang out in their anemone, and get a Upon reaching out, Petco and Petsmart about 30 gallons per fish with heavy- Additionally, they take great care of their betta fish a nice five-gallon tank. declined interviews on the basis of duty filtering. They also sell betta cubes own fish as well. corporate policy. Looking into the stores and vases, though betas need at least To learn more about responsible fish- themselves, Petsmart does not have 2.5 gallons plus filtering and heating to “Fish that are shipped here are put into keeping, head on over to Animal House’s a saltwater section in their Corvallis live a healthy life. This is made worse by a copper system quarantine before being downtown location at 646 SW 4th location, although Petco does have one the fact that keeping a tank that small sold. Most parasites and diseases can’t Street, or visit www.facebook.com/ in their Albany store. There they had healthy and cycled is difficult even for handle copper,” said Stepnicka. animalhousecorvallis. By Ariadne Wolf Inavale Horse Trials Draw Thousands Experienced Riders Participate from Pacific Northwest he 19th annual Inavale Horse Trials the rider for every prescribed movement jumps within a very tight time limit. As only recognized event in the state Twill be held the weekend of Friday, that they successfully complete. At the with any horse trials, the rider of each of Oregon.” For this reason, Inavale June 24 at Inavale Farm. The Trials end of the event, the judges tally the level with the lowest number of points expects over a thousand spectators will include competitors from all over points lost to mistakes, or “faults,” and at the end of the day wins. to appear over the course of the three the Pacific Northwest, set to participate this becomes the rider’s score. days. in introductory to intermediate levels. Point person Emily Bucholtz explained, The rider carries this score forward “This is a USEA [United States Carolyn and Luigi Meneghelli, The Inavale Trials will involve three into cross-country. The complexity Eventing Association] the event organizers, build all phases: dressage, show-jumping, and of navigating sometimes very large, recognized event. That of their own cross-country cross-country. Every competitor, no confusing obstacles at speed makes this means that officials with jumps, and 90% of the flowers matter their riding ability or competing the most dangerous event of the Trials, those judging designations attached to the stadium level, must complete each phase. The but also the most exciting. Riders are come in and officiate the jumps are home-grown. This height of the jumps and complexity of penalized for a horse’s refusal to jump, event.” combinations vary according to the level called a “run-out,” or for falls, or if they is bound to be an exciting, of competition. come in under the posted time limit. The Inavale Trials is high-spirited day, and it is expecting 240 competing teams absolutely free to spectators. Dressage has been described as ballet Finally, show-jumping requires horse this year; that means around 210 completed on horseback. The horse and and rider to complete a much shorter, riders, as some bring and compete on For more information, including the rider struggle to achieve a harmony of yet equally challenging series of jumps. more than one horse. tentative schedule, visit http://www. communication while completing a set Riders must adjust their horse’s stride inavalefarm.com/HorseTrials/HTrials. series of tasks. Judges award points to at the canter to cover the distance to Bucholtz added proudly, “We are the htm. Corvallis Advocate | 7 PURPLE COW SPECIAL

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By Kyle Bunnel Kitten Training Classes? New Research Suggests Cat Stereotypes Are Just That

ristyn Shreve, a graduate research over 3.4 million cats are surrendered truly love their cats, and claim their Kfellow in OSU’s Human-Animal to US shelters every year. Of these 3.4 cats love them right back. My uncle Interaction Lab, or HAI Lab, loves million cats, at least 27% are given up would joke that since adopting his furry cats. She plays with them, talks to due to “behavioral issues” or “cat-owner friends, they had done a wonderful job them, and, most importantly, studies incompatibility.” of training him—and that didn’t seem them. It turns out we know rather to bother him one bit. While the shared little about cat cognition. Science “We just do it everywhere for puppies, bond between human and animal has a lot left to tell us about the best Petco, PetSmart, dozens of trainers seems like common sense when talking way to communicate with our feline have training places to take your about dogs, many who don’t own a cat friends, including whether or not puppy—it’s something most people themselves (and some who do) may they even consider us friends at all. do,” said Shreve. “For cats, people be hesitant to believe a cat can care. And this is where the research at the either think they can’t do it, or it’s not Unfortunately I was in that camp until HAI Lab comes in. A study they are necessary to do it.” However, in this I, like roughly 30 percent of American currently conducting aims to shed case the numbers speak for themselves households today, found myself the some light on the ways in which and beg the question, is there voluntary owner of a pet cat. Now, cats and humans socialize with one something we could be doing better? studies like the one taking place at the another. Not only that, but as part of HAI Lab are beginning to prove what the study, free kitten-training classes House Calls and Lab Trials many cat owners felt from the start— are given, providing a foundation for I have never considered myself a “cat that indeed there is a bond between a communication between owners and person.” The few occasions on which cat and its owner. cats. This is research that has not I was exposed to cats only reinforced been done before, and, looking at the the stereotypes in my head that cats Testing for evidence of a human-feline numbers, is sorely needed. are aloof, cats are destructive, and bond at the HAI Lab begins with a cats wake you up at 5 a.m. demanding house call. A kitten is placed in a room While pet cats outnumber their canine food. Now, I have seen people who with a stranger. The stranger sits counterparts by almost 10 million, really seem to enjoy having cats. They inside a small circle and is inattentive 8 | Corvallis Advocate to the kitten for two minutes. “We’re is something okay, it’s not scary. We basically looking at how much time the see if the kittens adjust their behavior Kung Fu Kitty Says cat spends in proximity to them within to the response, the emotional cues the circle, and if they’re in contact given by the owner.” with the human or not,” said Shreve. Like Us On After the first two minutes the human Training Results gets to show attention to the kitten All of these tests have been performed Facebook! in whatever way feels natural. More before, but on other animals, humans, often than not, the kitten getting the or even adult cats. This new study attention spends more time in contact applies them to kittens, and then with the human. After that portion of checks to see if the results change after the test, the stranger is swapped out a six-week kitten training course. for the kitten’s owner and the test is repeated. The goal is to show whether “Even without the scientific tests, with or not familiarity will influence a cat’s the training alone, we are seeing that attitude toward a given person. they are able to be socialized outside The next test brings the kittens into of the home—even after 10 weeks, the lab at OSU. For two minutes the which is what a lot of people have owner sits in the lab with the cat, said you can’t do,” said Shreve. The showing attention if the cat comes training alone is impressive. I’ve seen within the proximity circle. Then the cats walking on leashes, responding to owner is asked to leave. “This is the one commands, and jumping nearly five feet that people get sad about,” said Shreve. into the air. After the classes, all these “A lot of time you hear [the kitten] tests are re-administered and compared crying, but you see a wide variety [of to the initial results. For owners who IN THE COURT OF THE STATE OF behaviors]. Some cats don’t care at all learn to communicate with their cat OREGON FOR the COUNTY of Benton that the owner is gone, some cats cry through training, it’s not unrealistic to In the Matter of the Estate of Bonnie J. the whole time. It’s a way of measuring think that the cat-owner bond would Little, Deceased. No. 16PB03331. NOTICE the attachment style between the show up stronger in the tests. IS HEREBY GIVEN that Julie A. Hessel and kitten and the owner, and that lets us Christy D. Little have been appointed personal representative of the above estate. see if the attachment style changes “A lot of these ideas we have about All persons having claims against the after the class experience or not.” Don’t [cats], they aren’t panning out, it’s estate are required to present them to the get too sad—kitten and owner are not what we are seeing,” explained undersigned personal representatives in reunited for a final two-minute sitting Shreve. We have become inundated care of the undersigned at: 1220 NW Shady session before all is said and done. Lane Albany, OR 97321 within four months with cat memes and kitten pictures to after the date of first publication of this the point of madness and yet we hang notice, as stated below, or such claims may The kittens are then given a cognitive on to the old stereotypes that cats are be barred. bias test designed to see how optimistic hedonistic, self-serving freeloaders. All persons whose rights may be affected or pessimistic the cat is. The kitten is While there may be some truth there, by the proceedings in this estate may obtain placed in a room with two strangers on another. By looking at the person Shreve and the HAI Lab are turning additional information from the records of either side of a room. One plays with the Court, the personal representative or the standing next to us, we gauge their the cat’s untrainable reputation on its and gives attention to the kitten any attorney for the personal representatives emotions and intentions and react head. Bottom line, they are paving the time it comes near, the other ignores accordingly. But can a cat pick up way for a better human-animal future DATED and first published on June 9, 2016. it completely. The session is repeated Published: June 9th, June 16th and June 23rd, by decreasing the likelihood of pet until the kitten readily approaches on human emotional cues? For this 2016. the friendly stranger, but avoids the test the kittens are placed in a room surrendering and increasing the bond inattentive one. A third stranger is with their owner and a small fan shared between pets and their owners. then brought into the mix and sat in with streamers attached to it. It’s not IN THE COURT OF THE STATE OF OREGON the middle of the room. The researchers necessarily meant to be scary, just So, if you and your kitten are interested FOR the COUNTY of Benton in scientific progress, training, or even look for how long it takes for the kitten unfamiliar. First the owner looks In the Matter of the Estate of William A. to approach the new stranger. “An neutrally at the fan, the way I assume just strengthening the bond you share, Durnford, Deceased. No. 16PB03731. NOTICE optimistic cat would approach right pretty much everyone looks at fans. In you are encouraged to take part in IS HEREBY GIVEN that on June 6, 2016, Allison away thinking that person might the second phase the owners are given the original research taking place at Griffin was appointed personal representative of the above-entitled estate. All persons reward them,” said Shreve. a script. “It’s basically, ‘What a good the HAI Lab. A fresh round of kitten having claims against the estate are required fan! That’s such a nice fan! Don’t you classes and testing beings in July. If to present them, with vouchers attached, to the Finally, the kittens are given a social like the fan?’” said Shreve, using the you and your kitten are interested, personal representative at: c/o Heilig Misfeldt referencing test. Humans use social sing-song voice we all reserve for pet- just email Kristyn Shreve at kristyn. & Armstrong, LLP, PO Box 546, Corvallis, OR 97339, within four months after the date of first referencing all the time with one talk. “It’s to let [the cat] know that this [email protected]. publication of this notice, or the claims may be barred. ​All persons whose rights may be affected HELP WANTED: PART-TIME REPORTERS/WRITERS by the proceedings may obtain additional information from the records of the court, the Curious about alternative news? Do you have the following? personal representative, or the lawyers for • Excellent grammar skills • A love of research the personal representative, Heilig, Misfeldt & • Passion about local issues • And that ever flexible schedule Armstrong, LLP, Karen L. Misfeldt, PO Box 546, Corvallis, OR 97339, (541)754-7477. If interested, please email to [email protected] DATED and first published on June 16, 2016. 1. Your resume 2. 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Thursday, June 23 Vineyards. Bring friends and dinner and enjoy going to have a spring and fall sale this year! rhapsody they induce. With a penchant for the and a last class in the meaning of life. For info, the music from the past. For info, visit www. You’ll find awesome deals, delicious baked unanticipated, symmetry/symmetry leverages visit www.majestic.org. Cajun Celebration of Summer. emersonvineyards.com. goods, and the raddest Sick Town merch, all dramatically synchronized pauses followed by The Arts Center, 700 SW Madison Ave. 9 set to the most excellent music. They’ve all the occasional Chinese fire drill instrumental a.m. – 5 p.m. Admission: $70. Join the Arts Seniors of the Sahara. Albany Civic been collecting some really amazing pieces, so and lively antics, each enthralling to the Monday, June 27 Center’s all-day art, music, and dance party to Theater, 111 First Ave. SW, Albany. 7:30 p.m. join them as you search for your next second- listener. For info, visit www.bombsawaycafe. Yoga in the Gallery. The Arts Center, celebrate the start of summer in a Cajun way. Cost: $12 general admission, $9 senior/junior. hand treasure, your next favorite shirt, your com. 700 SW Madison Ave. 6 p.m. Suggested They will paint a giant mural of the bayou, SYLVIA Goldberg, a respectable retired New next afternoon snack must-have! You may donation: $5. For info, visit www.theartscenter. learn and practice the two step, sample Cajun Jersey school teacher, brings home more even make your next best derby friend. For Sunday, June 26 net. food, and then learn to fiddle (with the mural than just souvenirs upon returning from her info, visit www.sicktownderbydames.com. as a backdrop) with renowned fiddler Kelly grandson’s wedding in Israel. Sylvie’s troubles Detox Retox. Block 15 Taproom, 3415 SW Dicemasters. Matt’s Cavalcade of Thibodeaux. No experience necessary and begin when she realizes that the old teapot SAGE Art in the Garden Workshop Deschutes St. 10:15 a.m. Cost: $15 includes Comics, NW Buchanan Ave. 7:30 – 9:30 p.m. fiddles will be available for all. This party will she purchased at an outdoor market is actually Series: Willow Basket Weaving. post-class pint. Yoga and beer: two ancient Free. Every Monday at Matt’s Cavalcade of be an unforgettable experience and a delightful a priceless relic containing a geriatric genie, SAGE Garden, 4485 SW Country Club Dr. 10 traditions with proven health benefits. Join Comics! DiceMasters is an all-new cross-brand way to celebrate the beginning of a glorious “Eugene,” with a bad back and a penchant a.m. – 12 p.m. Cost: $10 to $15 sliding scale, Urban Yoga for an outdoor vinyasa-style offering utilizing WizKids Games’ proprietary summer. For more information about the camp, for vodka and V8. Keeping Eugene a secret plus $7 materials fee. Learn how to grow, class designed for all levels to have fun in the Dice Building Game platform where players information about the scholarship money that from her three best friends, Mabel, Thelma, harvest, and forage basket-making materials sun. BYOM (bring your own mat). A certified collect and assemble their “team” of character is available, or for assistance with registering, and Fannie, proves to be nearly as difficult as sustainably. Practice proper harvesting and instructor will lead you through an hour of dice and battle in head-to-head game play. contact John Byrne at johnb@theartscenter. protecting herself from Eugene’s former master make a small basket to take home. For info, detox for your body and Block 15 will provide The initial set, Avengers vs. X-Men features net. Registration is limited to 15. For info, visit who follows Sylvie home and threatens her at email SAGE@corvallisenvironmentalcenter. the after-class ice cold pint. Nonalcoholic Marvel’s greatest heroes and villains. The www.theartscenter.net. knife point. Seniors of the Sahara is a magical org. options are available. For info, email starter set and booster packs are sold out romantic comedy for seniors and “juniors” of [email protected]. everywhere, but we will continue to meet and Language of Music Study Course. all ages. For info, visit www.albanycivic.org. Alaffia Bike Drive. First Alternative play friendly matches, and teach new players Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath Blvd. Natural Foods Co-op, 1007 SE 3rd St. 11 a.m. Yoga for Recovery. Live Well Studio, 971 how to play. For info, visit www.ilovespidey. 6:30 p.m. Cost: $20 for a book to enroll in the Becky’s New Car. Majestic Theatre, 115 – 3 p.m. Free. Collecting used adult bikes, any Spruce Ave. 12:30 – 1:45 p.m. By donation. com. course. This class will teach students how to SW 2nd St. 7:30 p.m. Cost: $14 to $16. Have condition, and bike parts to send to Togo, West For recovery from substance abuse, eating read the language of music. This is a beginner’s you ever been tempted to flee your own life? Africa for students to get to school. Donate disorders, codependency. For info, visit www. course, but it would be good for those who Becky Foster is caught in middle age, middle a bike and empower a student. You’ll also livewellstudio.com. Tuesday, June 28 management and in a middling marriage— receive a raffle ticket for a free basket full of need to brush up on their skills. For info, visit Chair Yoga. Live Well Studio, 971 Spruce with no prospects for change on the horizon. Alaffia products. For info, visit www.allafia. Crystal Lake Boat Launch, www.fromtheheartschool.com. Island Music. Ave. 3 – 4 p.m. By donation. For info, visit Then one night a socially inept and grief-struck com. 100 SE Fischer Ln. 1 – 4:30 p.m. Free concert www.livewellstudio.com. Thirsty Thursday Trivia. Deluxe millionaire stumbles into the car dealership event series hosted by local rock/folk/country Parish Gap at Elks Lodge Brewing Company, 635 NE Water Ave., Albany. where Becky works. Becky is offered nothing duo The Barker Gypsies as well as an ongoing Benton County Community Fundraiser. Elks Lodge Corvallis, 1400 7 p.m. No cover, but 21+. Team-based trivia short of a new life…and the audience is community art project named A People’s Map Wildfire Protection Plan Update happening every Thursday. Show off your offered a chance to ride shotgun in a way that NW 9th St. 3 – 6 p.m. Free. Parish Gap will be of Corvallis. The duo will be performing covers playing at the Elks Lodge to help raise money Open House. Corvallis-Benton County smarts while enjoying craft beverages at most plays wouldn’t dare. Becky’s New Car and originals, and will be shooting a music Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 6 p.m. Deluxe Brewing Company. Each night, the top is a thoroughly original comedy with serious for eyeglasses for low-income residences. For video with aerial footage provided by Dave info, visit www.parishgap.com. Free. An open house for the Benton County two teams will win prizes. For info, visit www. overtones, a devious and delightful romp Patana of the Benton County Radio Control Community Wildfire Protection Plan Update sinisterdeluxe.com. down the road not taken. For info, visit www. Club. For info, visit www.islandmusic.co. will be held on Tuesday, June 28 at 6 p.m. at majestic.org. $5 Yoga. LiveWell Studio, 971 Spruce John Shipe. Calapooia Brewing Company, Ave. 4 p.m. Cost: $5. For info, visit www. HOUR Trader’s Local Market the Corvallis-Benton County Library, to discuss the plan and receive feedback from county 140 NE Hill St., Albany. 8 p.m. Free. For info, David Burroughs. Imagine Coffee, 5460 livewellstudio.com. Central City Summer Celebration. residents. For info, visit www.co.benton.or.us. visit www.calapooiabrewingcompany.com. SW Philomath Blvd. 7:30 p.m. Free. For info, Park, 650 NW Monroe Ave. 1 – 5 p.m. Free Mango Django. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW visit www.imaginecoffee.net. admission. This is a celebration of all things Community Movie Night. Darkside Philomath Blvd. 7 – 9 p.m. Free. For info, visit local: local food, arts, crafts, fun, music and Friday, June 24 Linden Wood with Peter Cornett. www.imaginecoffee.net. Cinema, 215 SW 4th St. 7 p.m. Free. Every dancing all afternoon. Browse the HOUR Tuesday at the Darkside Cinema, Ygal Friends of the Library Super Sky High Brewing and Pub, 160 NW Jackson Trader’s Marketplace where all vendors accept Ave. 8 p.m. No cover. Local music lovers are all Improv Jam XL. Majestic Theatre, 115 Kaufman, noted local film historian and Summer Blowout Book Sale. both US dollars and HOURS—Corvallis’ own familiar with Linden Wood’s unique country SW 2nd St. 8 p.m. Cost: $5. This Jam is soooo Darkside enthusiast, hosts Community Movie Corvallis-Benton County Public Library, 645 local currency. The festive outdoor park setting rock style, as well as his work with other area big we have to move it downstairs to the main Night, a free weekly screening of lost, classic, NW Monroe Ave. 3:30 – 5:30 p.m. Free. The make it an fun event for the whole family. Pass bands such as 30 Pound Test. We are lucky to theater and make it XTRA LARGE. Looking to and cult films. The feature film of the week Friends of the Corvallis-Benton County Public through, or stay for the entire afternoon. For snatch him up for one night as he passes thru play some fun improv games, but nowhere to is always preceded by newsreels, cartoons Library announce a Super Summer Blowout info, visit www.hourexchange.org. the valley Friday, June 24. Peter Cornett of play and no one to play with? Not anymore! from the year of the feature’s release, and Sale from June 24 to June 26. The sale will acclaimed NW band Floater will be opening the “No Offense: The Improv Jam” is a fun-filled an introduction with interesting facts about feature lazy, summertime reading books, Majestic Reader’s Theatre show with an acoustic set from his solo project evening of made-up comedy where anyone in the production from Kaufman. Donations are and several areas of overstocked books Presents Tuesdays with Morrie. Riverboat. Catch these two very talented the audience can volunteer to play games on graciously accepted and benefit the renovation including children’s, youth, cooking, gardening, Majestic Lab Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. 3 p.m. & performers on the roof, all while taking in a stage. For info, visit www.majestic.org. of the Darkside Cinema, Corvallis’ only biography, mystery, and both hardcover and 7 p.m. Cost: $10 to $12. Tuesdays with Morrie beautiful Corvallis sunset. For info, visit Sky independent movie house. For info, visit www. paperback fiction. All adult books are priced at Bush Pilots. Calapooia Brewing Company, is the autobiographical story of Mitch Albom, High Brewing or www.skyhighbrewing.com. cmnyk.wordpress.com or www.facebook.com/ $2 and all children’s at $1. For info, visit www. 140 NE Hill St., Albany. 8 p.m. Free. For info, an accomplished journalist driven solely by his freemovienightcorvallis. friendsofthecbclibrary.org. visit www.calapooiabrewingcompany.com. career, and Morrie Schwartz, his former college Saturday, June 25 professor. Sixteen years after graduation, Mitch Celtic Jam. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW The DeadBeats. Emerson Vineyards, Symmetry/Symmetry. Bombs Away happens to catch Morrie’s appearance on a Philomath Blvd. 7 p.m. Free. For info, visit 11665 Airlie Rd., Monmouth. 6 – 9 p.m. Cost: Sick Town Garage Sale and Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 9 p.m. Cost: $5. television news program and learns that his www.imaginecoffee.net. $7.50 plus a can of food. 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Fun-with-the-Animals Work Party. a sense of nostalgia. Their work will fill the residents to see new artists, and is an Pacific Northwest Research Station and the Makers Club. Corvallis-Benton County Lighthouse Farm Sanctuary, 36831 Richardson Corrine Woodman Galleries in the Arts Center. opportunity for artists to show their work Spring Creek Project. For info, visit osulibrary. Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 4 – Gap Rd., Scio. Wednesdays: 10 a.m. – 12 While nostalgia is seen often as a sentimental to a new audience. For info, visit www. oregonstate.edu. 5:30 p.m. Tuesdays. Youth aged 10 to 18 p.m.; Saturdays: 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. Free. For all longing or a wistful affection for the past, theartscenter.net. learn basic programming with Arduino and ages and abilities. Work parties provide the almost a form of melancholy, both artists Exhibit: Up, Up, and Away. Benton Raspberry Pi, plus explore 3-D printing and Exhibit: MOVEMENT: Stephan sanctuary’s abused, abandoned, or neglected show a more positive form of nostalgia. They County Historical Museum, 1101 Main other technologies. Makers Club meets on the see more than a general interest in the past; Soihl and Karen Wysopal. Corinne St., Philomath. 10 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. Runs farm animals with clean water, bedding, second and fourth Tuesdays of each month at and living conditions. No RSVP required; just as the French say, “the good old days,” they Woodman Gallery, 700 SW Madison Ave. through Nov. 5. Up, Up, and Away is a 4 p.m. For info, visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net. show up wearing farm apparel and boots. For both portray their own times or experiences, 12 – 5 p.m. Runs through July 23. Movement year-long exhibition about the history of is an essential element for the two artists info, contact 503-394-4486 or volunteer@ remembered with fondness, which gives their flight. See artifacts and learn stories about Teen Writers. Corvallis-Benton County work a certain “softness.” For info, visit www. exhibiting in the Corrine Woodman Gallery lighthousefarmsanctuary.org. the past century of manned flight. Themes Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 4 – 5:30 theartscenter.net. from June 28 through July 9—actual in the exhibition include ballooning, kites, p.m. Thursdays. Teens in middle and high Albany Historic Carousel and movement and movement in the process helicopters, toys, and early development of school are invited to this writers’ group Museum. 503 W 1st Ave. 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. Exhibit: Art About Ag 2016: of creating. Stephan Soihl shows kinetic the airplane and its evolution through the focused on exploring writing with other Monday through Saturday. In the lobby, view Agriculture of the American sculpture and Karen Wysopal alcohol ink 20th century, during wars, by commercial finished animals and watch the painters work Landscape. Giustina Gallery, paintings on Yupo paper. For info, visit www. travel and into space. For info, visit www. teens. Meets every first and third Thursday. on a number of animals and other hand- 875 SW 26th St. 8 a.m. – 5 p.m. theartscenter.net. bentoncountymuseum.org. Led by Rita Feinstein, MFA student, OSU. For crafted projects. In the carving studio, see and Intricate agrarian heritages, info, visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net. touch over two dozen carvings in progress. including agriculture practiced by Native Exhibit: The Neverending Story. Chintimini Movies. Chintimini Senior For info, visit www.albanycarousel.com. Americans for centuries and influences from Studio262, 425 SW Madison Ave. 10 a.m. – 5 and Community Center, 2601 NW Tyler Hula Classes. First Baptist Church, 125 colonist and immigrant settlers, evolved into p.m. Runs through July 27. Featuring the Ave. 1:30 p.m. Cost: $2. Concessions will NW 10th St. 5:30 – 7:15 p.m. Mondays. Come Albany Farmers’ Market. SW the practices and sciences of our country’s work of gallery owner Jennifer Lommers, The be available to purchase. Closed captioning experience a bit of Island Aloha by learning Neverending Story will showcase her progress Ellsworth St. and SW 4th Ave. 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. modern agriculture. It involves cultivating available on request. For info, call 541-766- Hula. The first class, from 5:30 to 6 p.m., is of this 128-block painting started in 2012. For Runs through Nov. 19. Features fresh, locally food and fiber, and managing related natural 6959. for those who have never danced Hula. It’s info, visit www.studio262gallery.com. grown, locally produced dairy, meat, and farm resources. To celebrate and be inspired a chance to learn the basic steps and hand goods. For info, visit http://locallygrown.org/ by American agriculture, its heritage, and The Majestic Reader’s Theater. movements. From 6 to 7:15 p.m., the class is home. evolution, the College of Agricultural Sciences, Summer at Your Library for The Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd Ave. 3 – 5 for all students where we learn new dances Oregon State University, is organizing its 34th Adults: Enrich, Excite, Explore. p.m. and 7 – 9 p.m. Cost: $10 ($8 for students Corvallis Farmers’ Market. NW Corvallis-Benton County Public Library, 645 and review the ones we have already learned. annual Art About Agriculture art exhibition and seniors). Last Sundays. The company will Jackson Ave. and NW 1st St. 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. NW Monroe Ave. Runs through Sept. 18. For info, contact [email protected]. this year, embracing artistic perspectives offer a production in the reader’s theater Saturdays and Wednesdays. Runs through on the theme, Agriculture of the American Adults 18 and over may fill out activity logs Nov. 23. Features fresh, locally grown, locally and return them to the library by Sept. 7 for style: trained actors, with scripts in hand, Corvallis Community Drum Landscape. For info, visit oregonstate.edu/ make the play come alive through vocal produced dairy, meat, and farm goods. For lasells/gallery. a chance to win prizes. Examples of eligible Circle. Corvallis Riverfront Park, NW 1st St. info, visit http://locallygrown.org/home. activities include reading or listening to talent, facial expressions, and minimal 7 – 8 p.m. Free. First Saturdays. All ages and staging. Reader’s theater plays are a fun, Exhibit: Manthology. New Morning a book, reading to a child, using a library skill levels welcome. Instruments provided accessible way to experience contemporary Exhibit: Ugly Art Room Presents Bakery, 219 SW 2nd St. 7 a.m. – 9 p.m. Runs resource to create something, visiting a or bring your own. For info, contact Michelle works by famous modern playwrights Anatomy Stitchings. The Foundry through July 3. Manthology—The Sociological park, and many others. Grand prizes, such Lovrich at [email protected]. Annex, 354 SW Madison Ave. 4 – 6 p.m. Runs Incarnations of Mantis Culture is an art as an iPod, will be drawn at the end of the that might not otherwise be performed through end of month. Ugly Art Room will show by Mitch Scheele, with India ink and summer as well as smaller weekly prizes. here. For info or tickets, visit https:// Ukulele Cabaret. First Alternative present a solo show featuring anatomical watercolor prints depicting praying mantids Librarians will be suggesting books, activities, majesticreaderstheater.wordpress.com. South Store, 1007 SE 3rd St. 7 – 9 p.m. First stitchings by NYC-based artist Hannah as historical and fictional personas. Small and more all summer long to help keep Spanish Circle. Madison Plaza Fridays except July and November. Free. This Lamar Koelbl. During the opening reception prints are $35 and large prints are $95. For you playing. For info, visit www.cbcpl.net/ is an open mic and sing-along for ukulele on Saturday there will also be a live art Underground, 425 SW Madison Ave. 6 p.m. info, visit www.surfsumo.net/manthology/. summeratyourlibrary. players of all ages and skill levels. Songbooks performance. For info, visit www.facebook. Free. Last Wednesdays. ZENpui believes that com/uglyartroom. Exhibit: 14th Annual Around Exhibit: Heartwood: Inquiry everyone in the world needs to know at least and instruction are provided. Bring snacks Oregon Exhibition. The Arts Center, and Engagement with Pacific two languages. They know quite a few people to share. Hosted by Suz Doyle and Jeanne Exhibit: Nostalgia in Oregon 700 SW Madison Ave. 12 – 5 p.m. Runs Northwest Forests. The Valley Library, that would benefit a lot from the language Holmes. For info, call 541-753-8530. Landscapes: Eric French and through July 9. Is there a distinct “Oregon 5th Floor, 201 SW Waldo Pl. 10 a.m. – 6 p.m. for their work and Ani from ZENpui would Marianne Post. The Arts Center, 700 style?” The Around Oregon annual exhibition Runs through Oct. 30. The OSU Libraries like to facilitate a practical way of expanding Reiki Healing Circle. 8285 NW SW Madison Ave. 12 – 5 p.m. Runs through is an opportunity to find out. The juried and Press Special Collections and Archives people’s knowledge of Spanish. This is a free Wynoochee Dr. 7 – 9 p.m. First Thursdays. June 25. Photographer Erich French and exhibition showcases the artwork of artists Research Center explores our deep and event, you can bring something to share if Donation: $5 to $10. All students and pastel painter Marianne Post create images from around the state. The exhibition is complicated connections with forests. you’d like and you can bring anyone. For info, interested parties welcome. For info, call of the Oregon landscape which leave us with hosted by the Arts Center to allow local Participants include the US Forest Service visit www.zenpui.com. Margo at 541-754-3595. there will be a patriotic concert in Central Park. Free Teen Yoga. Live Well Studio, 971 supportive café is open to everyone who Thursday, June 30 happening every Thursday. Show off your For info, visit www.c-cband.org. Spruce Ave. 4 – 5 p.m. Free. For info, visit www. participates in a welcoming, friendly, and smarts while enjoying craft beverages at livewellstudio.com. supportive manner. Our guiding principles are Parish Gap at Philomath Music Deluxe Brewing Company. Each night, the top respect, openness, and confidentiality. Come Wednesday, June 29 Death Café Corvallis. 26th Street in Park. Philomath City Park, 231 S 23rd two teams will win prizes. For info, visit www. drink coffee, eat cake, and discuss death St., Philomath. 6 – 9 p.m. Free. 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