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Schultz Associate Editors 757-1945 Johnny Beaver 316 SW Washington Stevie Beisswanger Corvallis Senior Writers License 2250C Abbie Tumbleson Joel Hutton Our Films SuckAmerAmer Less.Dream, Dream, free free delivery2 delivery2 1x3 -- Page Page 1 1- Composite - SarahComposite Nieminski Every Night.Amer Dream, free delivery2 1x3 - Page 1 - CompositeStaff Writers Kiki Genoa AME RICAN Anthony Vitale AME RICAN Kyra Blank Hannah Darling AME RICAN John Burt DREAM PIZZA Rob Goffins DREAM PIZZA Sidney Reilly DREAM PIZZA Tom Baker Intern Writers WHAT’S INSIDE THIS WEEK? Darkside Cinema Films for 6/24-6/30/2016 Elizabeth Sterling Kara Beu 4 Bike-Share App; Backwash; Please call or log on for show times Kyle Bunnell Grange Hall Drifters Name Change Dorothy Ocacio A BIGGER SPLASH —R While vacationing on a Sicilian island with her boyfriend, a rock star receives an unexpected visit from an Kelsey Murray 5 Tribute to David Gilkey; As the State old flame and his seductive daughter. 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Submissions become the property of The Corvallis Advocate. We welcome submissions, but reserve the right to edit for clarity and length. Corvallis Advocate | 3 By Maxine Agather PEDAL CORVALLISCheap, Easy, Bike-Sharing Transit ave you ever wanted to join bike from one of six convenient Hthe droves of cyclists taking locations around town, including over Corvallis, but never had the Downtown Transit Center and the wheels to do so? Well, your the Oregon State Credit Union. luck has changed, since our city Then when you’re done, lock it is about to join the other 130 back up. Simple as that. US towns that have teamed up The cost of the program is By Johnny Beaver with Zagster to provide the bike- sharing program Pedal Corvallis. Boston’s bike share program minimal, with rides under two LINN-BENTON Pedal Corvallis allows people offsets nearly 150 tons of carbon hours being free, a three-day to essentially check out bikes waste a year by discouraging cars pass set at $5, and annual passes from the convenience of their and transit. costing only $25. BACKWASH smartphones, then return them Reflections on Grub and Digs when they’re done. So, are you ready to get fit and A Pedal Corvallis ribbon-cutting environmentally friendly? Here’s ceremony will be held at the ast weekend the new Burgerville held a “soft what you have to do: Head over Downtown Transit Center on Lopening,” during which they served burgers According to their website, bike that seem awesome and worth the high price share programs do more than to Zagster’s website and register Thursday, June 30 at 2 p.m. The tag only because they’re far better than other provide transportation. The app for an account on their homepage. ceremony is free and open to the fast food burgers (and smeared with enough endorses physical activity, with Choose what bike you’d like for public. The event is followed by tangy sauce to mask any confusion). The last participants effectively burning the day, which Zagster will send remarks from Mayor Biff Traber thing Corvallis needs, besides an earthquake, is another chain store... but at least it’s a regional 60% more calories than on an a special code for to your phone, and a community ride around chain that has better sustainable practices than average walk. Not only that, but then use the code to unlock your Central Park. the chum-yards operated by Yum! Brands. Yeah, I’m looking at you, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and KFC. By Kara Beu On June 15 a homeless man was busted in Lebanon after breaking into The Main Event and GOODBYE, GRANGE HALL DRIFTERS stealing a few hundred dollars’ worth of hair Hello, Lonesome Valley Rounders and cosmetic stuff. He was tagged with second- degree burglary and third-degree criminal he Lonesome Valley Rounders, mischief, but what I can’t share with you is the joy Tformerly known as the Grange of this man’s booking photo. Looking above the Hall Drifters, are currently camera, as if summoned by a higher calling... with hair that, dare I say, seems freshly dyed. Self- preparing for Sweet Home’s actualization, people. Maslow... we’ve done it. Oregon Jamboree on Sunday, July 31. The band is made up The next day a Corvallis woman was taken in by a phone scam that threatened her with jail of four local Corvallisites, Bill time if she didn’t pay $2,400 to the IRS. Of course Brown, Adam Larson, Paddy the caller was an FBI agent. Frankly, the most McGovern, and Patrick Ward. upsetting thing about this kind of scam isn’t even Together the quartet comprises that people keep falling for it, it’s that... you know... aren’t we more creative than that? I’ve a bluegrass country folk band had high hopes for humanity all my life, but it that includes guitar, banjo, bass, has been nothing but disappointment. At least mandolin, harmonica, and vocals have the damn common courtesy to involve a from all four. government conspiracy involving aliens. Have you taken a spin around the intersection So, why the name change? In of Circle and 9th Street lately? Yes? Then you’ve November of 2015 the former likely seen the abomination: a new apartment/ Grange Hall Drifters received a townhouse thingy that look like a mixture of urban letter from the National Grange Miami gone wrong and a gingerbread house months of the worst arguments supported us in this time of name stating, “Your band name contains built by Cabbage Patch Kids. Seriously, these are ever,” according to Larsen. change. Especially the ones that amongst the most hideous structures I’ve ever the words ‘Grange’ and ‘Grange had the [Grange Hall Drifters] seen. I know some forces around here are fighting Hall,’ which would infringe on the The band, though not entirely tattoos,” said Larson. the good fight to gentrify the hell out of this area long-held trademarks owned by of town, but good God, people, hire an architect thrilled with a name change, is that isn’t blind, on peyote, and obsessed with the National Grange.” happy to continue playing music “We won’t pay for your tattoo Martha Stewart. I feel like it’s my right to drive and respects the National Grange, change,” Ward chimed in. around where I live without having to throw up in The band was given the a longtime nonprofit organization my mouth whenever I pass by some overpriced opportunity to keep the name, but advocating for rural America and If you would like more information rich student bait. the work required would make agriculture. on the Lonesome Valley Rounders, Apparently the fight over accommodations their efforts pointless. The band visit their Facebook page by that will help the homeless not freeze to death was going to have to spend a Recently, the Lonesome Valley searching for “Lonesome Valley this winter in Corvallis rages on in the form of a whole lot of time and money just $500,000 lawsuit against the Corvallis Homeless Rounders played at Bombs Away Rounders” or contact them by Shelter Coalition. To be honest, though, I’m as to keep the name.