Wilkes BEACON College PA. Friday, February 23, 1951 Vol. 5, No. 15. WILKES COLLEGE, WILKES-BARRE, SQUARE DANCE TONIGHT

"RED SHADOWS OVER ASIA" DISCUSSED CORRECTION BY FIELDING AT ASSEMBLY PROGRAM The Yearbook Beauty Contest Conover and judge will be Harry The Physical Education Depart- By IRENE JANOSKI not John Powers. Candy Jones is a "Mostly John Powers, as ment will sponsor At the first Wilkes assembly of the sedond semester, on not married to Square" Dance tonight from 8 to was implied, but she is the wife Tuesday, students heard an absorbing account of the problems future jud- 11 in the Gymnasium. Mr. Donald of Harry Conover, the Foilmer, chairman of the dance, we face with Soviet Russia today. This interesting speech was ge of the Amnicola beauty contest. Powers was has announced that all students given by Captain Michael Fielding, who was born in India and In other words, John are cordially invited to attend this a mistake er, no don't mean served in the Indian army for six years. He was a writer for two his "real hoe-down" affair. (Faculty he was a mistake, but putting mu- in 1948 he was behind the iron curtain be- was a mistake. members can come, too.) The Chicago newspapers; name in the story by records, be Conover; got sic will be provided fore escaping to Yugoslavia. The judge will and the affair will be strictly in- Captain Fielding announced that sadly lackingin the U.S. It im- that? CONOVER! formal. For real livin', for those the true nature of the "cold war" plies having a strong military who are "squares" from away consisted of two phases, the ideo- force in each of the strategic areas back, you can't beat what's on tap logical and the military. In the in the world. The areas or bases NEWS BRIEF - - for tonight - a square dance. ideological phase, two antagonitic which we would have to control Some saboteurs may manage to philosophies - capitalism and are: the European, Mediterranean, The Wilkes College Liter- disrupt the proceedings by play- communism - were contending Near East, India-Pakistan, South- ary Society will hold a meet- ing a "round" record, but most of with each other for the control east Asia and the Western Pacific. ing Tuesday, February 27, at them wiill be square. -, - just of the minds of men and women. The U.S. must get a dominating the girls' lounge in Chase like the story. The second, or military phase, foothold in these areas or confront Hall. Several new members is firmly esablished by Russia but (continued on page 4) have joined the group this semester. This will be the first meeting of the organi- zation since the Christmas CLASSES holidays. IVILKES FIRST AID Although arrangements have not been completed, th?re will be a guest speaker Mike SENIOR SPECTACLE SNOWBALLING Lewis is chairman for the eve- TO BEGIN AS PART OF ning. Refreshments will be served. Time of the meeting At last week's writing it was intended that the Senior Spec- is set for 8 o'clock. tacle would be a single basketball game between the faculty DEFENSE PROCRAM men (the Fearsome Faculty Flashes) and a thousand pounds of CIVILIAN CHAMBER MUSIC CONCERT SUNDAY senior men (the Hilarious Half-tonners). In conjunction with the Civilian Defense Program at Wilkes But the faculty wives have gotten so worked up over the College, the services of the Red Cross have been enlisted to in- The Bennington College Cham- idea that now they want to play too. The accommodating senior ber Music Players will be featured class, therefore, has arranged to match the wives (the Fanciful struct all of our students in First Aid. in a concert at the Wilkes Gym- The program will operate under the auspices of the Depart- nasium on Sunday afternoon at 4. Faculty Flames) against an unspecified tonnage of senior girls nient of Physical Education. The schedule of classes is as The Concert is sponsored by the (the Frivolous "51" Flirts). The Senior Spectacle has thus snow- Wilkes Music Department and is balled into major proportions. / follows: open to students of Wilkes and to WEEK OF MARCH 5, 1951 the general public. There will be And what began as a game "just for the fun of it" is now DAYDATE TIME PLACE no admission charge. assuming a different light. With the faculty team gradually the Bennington Monday. March 5 10.00-11:00 101 Biology Bldg. Metnbers of looking more and more formidable, the seniors are beginning to Monday. March 5 9:00-10:00 101 Biology Bldg. College group are: Carol I)iamond, Dykema, cell- question the prudence of the "half-ton handicap" which, with March 6 10.00-11:00 101 Biology Bldg. violinist; Gretchen Tuesday. Robbins, pian- 101 Biology ist; and Doris Lee sweeping benevolence and nonchalance, they granted the fac- Wednesday. March 9:00-10:00 Bldg. ist. Thursday. March 8 9:00-10:00 101 Biology Bldg. ulty. It has even been runmored that they triedand failed Thursday. March 8 1:00- 2:00 Lecture Hall to disqualify "Tiny" 1-lalpin of the Chemistry Department on the Thursday. March 8 2:00- 3:00 Lecture Hall GYM NEWS - - - grounds that seven-footers were not allowed to play in non- Friday, March 9 9:00-10:00 101 Biology Bldg. professional games. WEEK OF MARCH 12, 1951 Mr. Robert Partridge, activities However, there may be consternation on the other side of Monday. March 12 9:00 thru 12:00 Gymnasium director, has announced that the Monday. March 12 1:00 thru 4:00 Gymnasium intra-mural volleyball league will the fence also. On Wednesday, 'Bandy-Legs' Boyce and 'Slats' Tuesday. March 13 9:00 thru 11:00 Gymnasium get under way sometime around Whitby were seen in the cafeteria in intimate conversation with Tuesday. March 13 1:00 thru 3:00 Gymnasium the first of March. Anyone in- 'Bomber' Johns,"one of the seniors' probable starters. Whether Wednesday, March 14 9:00 thru 12:00 Gymnasium terested in participating in those urged sign up or not this indicates that a fix is being arranged can only be Wednesday. March 14 1:00 thru 3:00 Gymnasium activities are to immediately at the gymnasium. surmised. But the seniors are probably heartened by the news Thursday. March 15 9:00 thru 11:00 Gymnasium Further information concerning that the faculty at least appears to consider a fix necessary. Thursday. March 15 1:00 thru 3:00 Gymnasium volleyball or other intra-mural ac- Friday. March 16 9:00 thru 12:00 Gymnasium tivities may be procured at Mr. The "Blond' Bomber", wife of our Director of Activities, re- Friday. March 16 1:00 thru 3:00 Gymnasium Partridge's office in the gymna- ported that the Fanciful Faculty Flames entered their first prac- Students who are taking the physical education program sium. tice session in great earnest last Sunday afternoon. In fact, the are asked not to dress in their gyr,n togs during the week of In the greater unity that comes gals were observed to be tackling the game with such ven- March 12. Students are also asked to report directly to the gym, of tolerance is our strength. Never geance that the Senior Rules Committee saw fit to caution the promptly, on the hour. Each lesson lasts 50 minutes, so they before have we so much needed Flames that although gouging and hair-pulling would be allow- will be started promptly on the hour. togetherness. Tolerance can light the way. able offensive techniques, nevertheless biting must be outlawed All other students, well as as faculty members, are invited John H. Crider biting with the molars, that is. and even urged to attend any or all of the classes. Each lesson Editor-in-Chief Admission to the Senior Spectacle has been set at fifty cents, can be taken separately. The schedule, as set up for the week The Boston Herald and Trav- eler tickets being available, oddly enough, through seniors. of March 12, will cover 23 lessons. First aid instruction will be given in this manner once each month, so that by June it will be possible for all students to have A CT! VITIES SCHEDULE INTRA-MURAL NEWS - - been exposed to about eight lessons. These lessons will not, in all probability, have been in consecutive order, but as previous- Sunday. Feb. 25Concert. 4:30, Gym The intra-mural basketball sea- Monday. Feb. 26Farleys at Home. 4-6Commerce and Finance& ly mentioned that will in no way detract from the value of the son will close out the end of Feb- program, Faculty M to R ruary. A tip of the fez is in Tuesday, Feb. 27Farleys at Home, 4-6Commerce and Finance & order to those who organized and It will be necessary for all participating students and faculty Faculty S to ZAssembly managed the leagues, and of cour- members to bring with him piece of cloth (preferably of muslin) a Wednesday, Feb. 28Basketball. Stroudsburg, AwayFaculty Night se to the players themselves goes 40 inches square, and a note book. Text books will be avail- 7-10, Gym the credit for keeping the ball able cit 60 apiece, but are NOT REQUIRED. Friday, March 2Basketball. Ithaca. Home rolling - or should we say drib- What you learn here may save your life. Saturday. March 3Basketball. Temple. Home PDF compression, OCR, web optimization using a watermarked evaluation copy of CVISIONbling. 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EDITORIAL COLLEGE STUDENTS' A TRAGIC SITUATION ATTITUDES TOWARDS Last year a young C. C. N. Y. team came from the ranks of DRAFT REVEALED the country's major basketball teams and succeeded in winning both the N. C. A. A. and the N. I. T. basketball championships. The typical attitude of the ma-, This feat had never been accomplished before, and the sports jority of war-eligible young men writers of the country were high in their praise of three sopho- at the Univerity of California is, more members of the C. C. N. Y. team, Roman, Roth and Warner. "We are bitter and resigned, frus- but we Great things were expected of these three young men and the trated and disillusioned, aren't mad at anyone specifically, sports world was disappointed when, in 1951, the team seemed and we're not saying 'to hell with unable to win consistently. Last week, Roman, Roth and Wern- it.' ,' er were arrested on the charge that they had accepted bribes This summarizes the attitude to throw certain games on their schedule. Three young men toward the draft found on the had succeeded in discrediting the sport, and had placed their campuses of four representative names among the infamous group of men who are willing to Reprinted from the February 195 boo. of ESQUIRE Copyright 195! by Esq.. Inc. colleges, California, Northwestern, North Carolina. The sell their honor for a shoebox full of money. The blame for their Princeton and "You're new here, so I may as well tell you vast majority of students would actions has been traced to different sources. Many authorities that snap-brim effect is definitely outre!" prefer to serve in the Navy or trace the incident to the fact that C. C. N. Y. plays its games at Air Force. The Infantry and Ma- Madison Square Garden. As result, the players are more apt rines are regarded as "having a mighty little future." to fall under the influence of the city "slickers". In part this ex- There is little hoopla on the planation is true, but participation in sports at the "Garden" is campuses, and not much flag way- merely one of the factors. CciuiE ICJID ing. While the stu1dents agree Russia is to blame for the cur- The basic cause for a scandal of this sort is the fact that rent worlI situation, Pfresident I eat hls egg?" Pledge: "Must Truman has lost their confidence. some American colleges seem to have gone out of the educa- Active: "You're damned right." tion business into business. and dissatisfaction with Wash- and the sports promotion When Silence. ington leadership is general. As basketball players find that their efforts are part of a huge com- Pledge: "The beak* too?" one campus leader at Northwest- mercial enterprise, there is a tendency to seek commensurate ern put it, "If the foreign policy of necking? remuneration. When a man is faced with sight of a school which First Student: I hear the Board Trustees it trying to stop were more intellectually handled Second Student: That so? First thing you know, they'll also be trying to stop or at least more clearly and clean- exuloits him, and presents him to huge paying audiences, it is the students. ly handled I'd be more willing to not unlikely that he will wish to share in the financial advant- The Trail Blazer, Morehead S. C. go. I'm not going to volunteer ages which accrue from his athletic ability. I'll go when I'm called, but not willingly." Most of the students won't remember this, but one elevator operator Luckily, we at Wilkes are not faced with this problem. ,The In spite of this, Secretary of we had was a lulu. Everytime he'd see us. he would display his pater- athletic policy of school its core, student participation State Dean Acheson "is far. and the has as nal affections and call us "son". One day, just out of curiosity we asked for away the most popular" figure in sports merely the entertainment of the student body and him why. in the Administration, according for the mental and physical betterment of the athletes who parti- "Well", he said. "I brought you up. didn't I?" to the students at the University cipate in the sport. Expenses, in most cases, outrun profits, and of North Carolina, and ex-Pres.i- for the most part, put back into the athletic program for the bene- In a recent poll taken at Lock Haven S. T. C.. one bright young lad dent Hoover's "Operation Gibral- reported that he was attending that college to kill time 'til he became presi- tar" stand has been widely re- fit of the students. Our athletes are not paid, and as a result, jected. dent of the U. S. are not faced with the incongruous sight of an unethical teacher A general falling off in the preaching honor and ethics. We may not produce athletes like quality of class room work is not- Ii all the students who sleep in class were laid end to end, they would iceable at Princeton and elsewhere. Roth, Roman and Werner, and the basketball which accompa- be more comfortable. In fact, at this Ivy school the nies such athletes. We do, however, produce men like Benson, The Scribe, University 'of Bridgeport standard greeting has become, Davis, Batroney, Petrilak, and Bator who know the meaning of "Where d'ya stand?", meaning in the draft. honor and sportsmanship. Co-ed: "1 had a date with on absent minded professor last night." Co-ed No, 2: "How do you know he's absent-minded?" There is a realistic acceptance As this was being written Sherman White, last year's bas- Co-ed: "He gave me zero this morning." of the future by our young men ketball player of the year was accused of accepting a bribe. and women, Today's young stu- dent is ready for "blood and sweat

to to . , - This incident seems add another act a tragic situation, Due to conditions beyond our control . this column will appear today . - but no tears." which may destroy the sport. as usual . , . in foci, it's going George ,.. all the way However, we believe that in the final analysis, the colleges Today wo start withanoldChinese proverb: "familiarity breeds". /' which do not subsidize athletics will be the colleges which will (Headline in N. Y. Times, January 14). NEW FENCING TEAM keep the sport alive. JAMES TINSLEY NYU IS BUILDING CRAFTSMEN

Grandpa always had the best of advice for us . , he told us to be certain that before we ron after a pair of bright eyes, it Wasn't the sun shining through from the back of the head E\GRAVERS Ill_i' Ii / If Can you remember the old days when an automobile stopped and people got out? * An economic class here was told last week that the two raw materials im- 20 North State Street, TOM ROBBINS ported from France are books and plays Editor-in-Chief Navy philosophy . . . live alone and lack it Wilkes-Barre, Pa. She is only an oculist's daughter, but give her two glasses ctnd she'll make JAMES TINSLEY GEORGE KABUSK Phone 3-3151 a.spectacle of herself Features Editor News Editor Definition: a shoulder strap is a piece of ribbon worn to keep an attraction PAUL B. BEERS GERTRUDE WILLIAMS from becoming a sensation Sports Editor Faculty Advisor One fellow we know had a terrible automobile accident last month . . - he ROMAYNE GROMELSKI JOE CHERRIE tried to shift gears without changing his clutch Business Manager Circulation Manager W know a couple who had lust gotten married and went to a hotel . . . they FormalC LOTHES' News Staff were asked by the clerk if they had reservations . , , they said they did . . . they *Rental Service Chuck Gloman, Dave Whitney, Irene Janoski, Homer Bones, Jim Gaetens, were on their honeymoon . . . Chet Molley. Mike Lewis. Sharon Dotter. Toe Pace. Betty Anne Smith, Then there's the one about the spy who was trapped with a code in his nose, *Ask For The Pattie Mason, Dave Phillips. Eugene Scrudato, Delphine Bees. Connie Smith There's an instructor at LIU who, if you call him "professor" and laugh at his "WILKES Radio Production jokes you are assured of an "A" ... we think there must be an easier way to SPECIAL" Earl Wolfe, Burle Updike get an education PRICED Sports Trudie tells us of the sailor with the hotel heart . . - always room far one ESPECIALLY FOR YOU more Ed Tyburski, Jerry Matinas Then there's the girl who lived in Madrid, Spain, whose name was Carmen dUHN B. STETZ Photographers Cohen. Her mother always called her Carmen, and her daddy called her Cohen Expert Art Bloom. Ed Bolinski, Johnny Moore Clothier - , , And for 21 years the poor girl didn't know whether she was Carmen or E. Market St.. Wilkes-Barre, Pa. A paper published weekly by and for the students of Wilkes College. Cohen - for PHONE 4-465 1 EXT. 19 We don't think it's right a fellow to kiss a girl qoodnight .. after treating Member her to dinner and a show hehad done enough for her already Intercollegiate Press What's the matter .., don't you like these jokes? - , , Don't you have a scent of humus? - LID Seawanhaka JORDAN Foreign Language agesix hours more than are ne- cessary at presentwiil be requir- Est. 1871 ed for a bachelor's degree. for radio or television. Awards of Requirements Stiffen In announcing the new require- Radio, Television $100 will be presented for entries ment, Professor Bartholow V. judged "excellent" and $25 will Men's Furnishings and At The U. of Iowa Crawford, acting head of the Eng- Script Contest Aired be given to those receiving the lish department, stated that it is Students planning to enter the "award of merit". Fiats of Quality Iowa city, Ia.-(I.P.)-English ma- "designed to give the student a fourth annual National Script con- Entries are being received now, ** Jors at the University of Iowa gra- more sound background in foreign test, sponsored by th.e Association Dr. Lawton pointed out. Winners duating on or after June, 1952, languages. In his way it is hoped for Education by Radio, until have will be announced about May 1. 9 West Market Street will have to meet a new foreign that the foreign languages will be- March 31 to submit their entries. All scripts should be mailed to language requirement. Fourteen come a real knowledge to the stu- Students may enter dramatic or Dr. Lawton at the University of Wilkes-Barre, Pa. semester hours of foreign langu- dent, not a technical requirement." non-dramatic scripts written either PDF compression, OCR, web optimization using a watermarked evaluationOklahoma, Norman, copy Oklahoma. of CVISION PDFCompressor Friday, February 23, 1951 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON GRAPPLERS CLOSE SEASON TOMORROW FINISI-IING SUCCESSFUL YEAR I4DCTS and UCL lIES By PAUL B. BEERS WRESTLERS UPSET ITHACA, 21-9; ATTENTION! Right now the biggest piece of news down in Partirdge's Playpen is that LA ROCK ROCKS MAC IN FIRST PERIOD According to baseball coach, Bob re-hot wrestling team of ours. It is the general opinion that the wrestling Partridge, candidates for the base- team had had to bow once too often. From now on it will be the groaners on By PAUL B. BEERS ball team will be asked to report ,.p. In fact, outside of Dr. Kruger's splendid debating society and the razzle- There's not a prouder or happier guy in the city of Wilkes-Bcrrre at this as dazzle baseball club of last spring, the wrestling team is the only competing or- moment than Zip Cromack. As captain of the team, the Zipper took his boys up for practice as soon the first ganization above the five-hundred mark. to Ithaca and thoroughly whipped-up a club that was supposed to murder Wilkes. real signs appear of a break in But the grunt and groaners have not been given a square break by any- Due to an illness in the family Coach Jim Laggan was forced to remain dt home. the weather. As soon as basket- body. When the season opened, the boys found that the wrestling room on the This left the works up to Zip. And he did a beautiful lob. Zip not only coached ball season ends, baseball will take second floor of the Gym was absolutely too small. They were forced to move the Colonels to the surprise of surprises, a 21.9 victory over powerful Ithaca. but up the reins. If the weather re- downstairr and huddle up against a wall wflh green lines all over it to avoid also turned in a lovely pin-lob to help out the cause. This Ithaca victory is' mains inclement for any length of he time, the first warm.up exercises being runover by crazy basketball players. The union would never approve of one of the highlights in the wrestling history of Wilkes. will be held indoors. such working conditions. The top-off came when the boys went out and beat The so-called experts had said in the 167-pound class. Winning some mighty big schools like ''arthmore, Lafayette and East Stroudsburg. not Colonels would wind up all of his five starts this season, that the Heavyweight Bob Ja- mentioning dear old Wyoming Sem, and never even got as much as a howdy-do season with a 5-3 record. They three by pins, Mighty Mouse Mc- sent time. the finished tip the glorious day in certain school publications. This hurts. And we will assure you that it will figured that Laggan's men would Mahon was the Colonels' big gun. vor with a draw. The final score, Wil- never happen again. Meanwhile the basketball team had been rolling merrily kill King's that is still to Mr. La Rock of Ithaca was a pret- (and kes 21, Ithaca 9. along, winning one and losing four and then winning one again and repeating come, fellows), but that big old ty big fellow too. In fact, this La Colonels out Rock is so big that he does his Tomorrow afternoon the Colo- the process, and receiving gobs of publicity. The hoopsters even drew better Ithaca would lay the nels finish their season by based their pre- working-out with Cornell, because terrific crowds. The wrestlers' beef was a lustified one. From now on we'll be a little one by one. They wrestling King's in the Wilkes dictions on the fact that Ithaca the Big Red has one guy who can bit fairer. gym. All thise wh like to see roy- is a phys-ed school, where wrest. tag along with him for maybe Coach Jim Laggan and Captain Zip Cromack have made the wrestlers one two or three minutes. Last year al blood are cordially invited to lers are card-catalogued. Last year will be of the State's best, and there are very few schools our size who could beat us, been racked 18. Stoney had bounced Mac so quick- attend. Reserved seats the Colonels had held for friends and relatives of by a lot of hard work. Under Laggan's steady hand a number of the boys have 12 by these bruisers, and the men- ly that folks had to tell Mac "what Improved a hundred fold. Cromack is the hustler. He's the buy who keeps this year it hopponed". This year eorge held the late Louis the Fourteenth of who-know said that France. everybod1' on their toes every minute, allowing for a brief pause every now and would be even worse. Bitt the big on and even gave the Champ a then for the boys to criticize the basketball I am. Zipper is one of the few thing against the Colonels was the tustle. But La Rock isn't the kind WILKES COLLEGE athletes around this school who honestly trys to keep in tip-top condition. His fact that three of the eight var- of guy a sensible man cares to have record of 5 wins, four of them pins, and only 2 defeats, both of which were lost sity men wouldn't he able to enter any truck with. In two minutes of by one point, bears this out. the meet. Rocky Reynolds is still the first period George was on his Basketball Schedule Dvors- It's the inside story of the Colonels' five wins that makes them the top team out with an injury: George back. We were sorry to see that, a badly injured FEB.- in the school. George Dvorszniak and Phil Husband were both pretty good niak picked up as a victory over La Rork would rib the past week, and Charlie have made the evening, and any wrestlers last season. This year they dug in and sweated it out. Both boys 24Lycoming College Home Thomas is out for reasons not evening, a rip-roaring success. have contributed five wins for the Colonels. Joe Stephens came up with a bad made known to me or the general Stoney, incidentally, was rated the 28Stroudsburg STC Away shoulder iniury early in the season. Fighting his shoulder, a wicked course àf public. whole didn't look The deal No. 2 man in the 167-pound class MARCH- Frenqh 103. and some mean opponents, Joe kept hustling. He's added four vic- too promising. But the boys cut all over the U.S.A. last year. One College Home tories to the Colonels' cause. Heavyweight Bob Javor has come a long way in loose for a 21-9 upset. wonders who the No. 1 man is. 2Ithaca of in these-here parts. His wins off to a good shaping up as one the best heavyweights four The Colonels got In the aftermath, Joe Stephens 3Temple University Home certainly put him in the running for the Rookie of the Year at Wilkes. Eddie Davis start when rookie Joe Reynolds won by a decision, making his being his only close competitor. Both Joe Reynolds and Stan Sehiosser were worked to a 3-3 draw with his season record stand 4-2 at the pre- 7Triple Cities College Home fill-ins for inlured men. Though inexperienced, Joe and Stan the Man have done man. This was encouraging. Put ting in his finest wrestling of the a commendable job and they deserve a harty pat on the back. All of Mouse won by de- still season, Phil Husband McMahon's blood, sweat, and tears paid-off galore. Though it's too early to cision over the Ithaca captain in say. Mouse's excellent wrestling and his ability to haul in forward passes on the the 130-pound class, Phil now has football team rates him a better-than-even chance to cop this year's "Athlete of 5 wins againist only 2 losses for the Year" award. One always does well to notice things as they happen. the season. Rookie Stan Schlosser Sc stands the wrestling team. Tomorrow afternoon they finish their season was next and Stan the Man walk- with the annual tussle with King's. 'Nuff said. ed off with a decision. Captain Zip The only pleasant news on the basketball side of the ledger is the four-man Cromack followed up with a nice race for top scoring honors on the Wilkes' team. Right now Bobby Benson is pin-job, his fourth of the season. leading the pack by a very slender margin. Parker Petrilak. Eddie Davis or Len Filling in for the injured Dvorsz- a Batroney might catch him. As for winning ball games, well, we beat King's. niak, Preston Eckmeder took UOL5Lap 0-9 asop JA didn't we? sSnl1d One has yet to he defeated in in- tercollegiate wrestling. Last year opportunity to see Temple's big he won one and this year he has GYM TO BE BUSY gun, Bill Mlkvy, in action. Mlkvy won one. Preston is a man who is at present the highest scorer does better with a long rest be- SCENE TOMORROW in the nation. tween bouts. The match of the evening was Tomorrow will be a busy day for all lyhases of the Wilkes ath- ANTI-FLUNK PLAN letic machine. The wrestling team under the direction of Jim Laggan FORMED AT U. OF M. will seek their fifth win in the meet against King's College at Amherst, Mass. (I.P.)The Uni- The SPA 3:00 p.m. in the Wilkes Gym, versity of Massachusetts recently George Ralston's basketball team LUNCHES completed a full scale "Anti-Flunk Brooks Student Store will oppose Lycoming College at Ice Cream - Candy . Cakes - Pies 8:00 p.m. The varsity game will Campaign", according to a report Pastry Okloho,no A & ii College Still,00ter, Okloho,n,s be preceded by a junior varsity by Robert S. Hopkins, Jr., dean of SERVICE encounter starting at 7:00 p.m. men. FOUNTAIN In last year's wrestling meet All Baked Goods Wilkes handed King's a smashing The legend goes: freshmen who Kinds of 28-8 defeat. This year King's has dwadle while the leaves fall in 18 SOUTH MAIN STREET won two meets, lost three and tied October are seldom on campus to one. The King's team is coached view the buds of spring. One rea- by Bob McHale, former Kingston son: too much time devoted to "bull Meeting the gang to discuss a quiz High Sshool mat star and Jim sessions". A second reason: mid- date with the campus Xanthopolous, former coach at La- year exams weed out scholastic a queen fayette College. lightweights. or just killing time between classes In the basketball game the cag- Believing that many students THE Brooks Student Store at Still- ers are after their sixth win. This who flunk out of college are lost water, Oklahoma is one of the fa- season they have lost one game because of poor study habits rather to Lycoming. In 1950 the two than lack of brainpower, Dean Hop- vorite gathering spots for students teams split, Wilkes beating Ly- kins seized the deadly "bull ses- OSTON STO!E at Oklahoma A & M College. At coming at Wilkes and vice versa. sion" and turned it to good use. Brooks Student Store, as in college Wilkes will enter the court Satur- Eight weekly "bull sessions" on day with three men in the two "How to Study" were held in fresh- Men's Shop campus haunts everywhere, a frosty hundred scoring bracket; Petrilak, man dormitories. Capacity crowds bottle of Coca-Cola is always on Benson and Davis. Casper, Bator attended, according to Dean Hop- has for hand for the pause that refreshes and John Zigmund are expected kins. Students learned how to take everything the to continue their fine defensive notes, how to budget time, how to college man's needs. Coke belongs. work. improve reading efficiency and how zisk for it either way . . . both W i 1 k e s, has four remaining to plan for exams. from ties to suits. Plus 1 trade-marks mean the same thing. games to play: Stroudsburg-away, Tax next Wednesday; Ithaca College- Among the voluntary public oc- State home, March 2; Temple Universi- casions which bring the people of FOWLER, DICK BOTTLED UNDER AUTHORITY OF THE COCA-COLA COMPANY BY ty-home, March 3; and Triple Ci- our comnunities together, none KEYSTONE COCA-COLA BOTTLING CO. ties College-home, March 7. expresses A m e r i c a n democracy 141 WOOD STREET. WILKES-BARRE, PA. 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role - that of a frustrated bearded Pasquali Muerto Puerto Goldberg- quently, that country has launched has been behaving in an opposite Movie lady who fails in love with a razor attributes his perpetual success in her aggression by employing sa- manner. Review blade manufacturer. They have a the motion picture industry to tellite aid alone, keeping its own Therefore, to defeat the basic By CHUCK GLOMAN lot of little shavers who keep them his extensive musical background. troops uncommitted. The U.S. is design of the soviet plan, we must in a lather. He played violin for nine years. unable to strike at its aggressors, defeat the military and ideologi- ***** Stupendous An Academy Award also goes Then, at the age of 13, he quit since it is difficult to prove that cal aspects. We can do this by **** Fair to Paulette Pastrami and Bernard- and took up piano the beer glass the Reds are behind the Chinese re-establishing the balance of pow- *** Oh well inc Borscht who have a certain air kept falling off the violin. and North Korean Communists. er in the strategic positions of ** Stay home and read Sha- about them in this passionate dra- *LADY WINDERMERE'S FAN- Captain Fielding reminded stud- western Europe; we must build kespeare ma. Miss Borscht capab1y handles NY starring Marie Vilson, Har- ents that Korea is only a tiny up the "local" fighting power in * Leave home! the role of a shy, demure, fat i-jet MacIntosh and Abie's Irish faeet of the general problem; these areas. With this done, any ***MACBETH, HAMLET AND little girl with a 42-inch bust - of Rose, is the deeply moving story yet, by permitting ourselves to potential aggiessor would be CLEOPATRA: Currently showing Lincoln on her living room table. of a girl who falls in love with a become weak, our forces have threatened by immediate conquest. at the Little Wart Theater, this Miss Pastrami, on the other hand, Rear Admiral. It's a bustling show fought and failed there. We can- In dealing with the ideological as- thing is a rather feeble excuse for is the swashbuckling type from that drove Oscar Wilde. not win over communism by de- pect, we must substitute another a picture, but nevertheless stars the waist up she swashes and from feating Korea, alone; we must con- idal which is better than commu- such notables as Laurence Liver, the waist down she buckles. Paul- "RED SHADOWS OVER ASIA" trol the entire S. E. Asia. The nism and prove that it is better. Marilyn Chipmunk, and Sadie Sch- ette and her husband are intellec- (continued from page 1) magnitude of this task has re- In this case, the ideal of democra- tonk. tual opposites. She's intellectual war. Stalin's purpose is to drive sult.ed in hysteria and panic in cy would be stressed. One ap- Pamous drama critic Herring and he's the opposite. This lovely us away from these positions, forc- Washington, and the ridiculous proach would be by alleviating Fillet Tuna says of this production: star has, on several occasions, ing us to issue an ultimatum of suggestion of dropping the Bomb the hunger problems of the aisa- "My cod!" boasted to yours truly that she is defeat. Captain Fielding asserted or abandoning Korea completely. tic peoples. "A man absorbs his Between Hamlet trying to decide an outstanding specimen of femini- that the aggression in Korea There are three final steps ne- political view not through his in- whether to be or not to be, and ne pulchritude; that she has a fig- has awakened the American peo- cessary to win a war through tellect but through hi stomach." Cleopatra making an sp of her- ure like a wax doll. Well she's right ple and their military leaders to orthodox military means: invasion We would have to ameliorate the self, this one never gets anywhere. in a way. She DOES have a figure the mounting menace of Russia. of the enemy homeland, destruc- prevailing e c o n o in i c instbility. **XJENTY THOUSAND L E G S like a wax doll, but it looks as Today, the satellite countries of tion of the resistance, and occupa- This would entail millions of dol- 11NDER THE SHE: A thrilling though she stayed under a sun the U.S.S.R. are equivalent to two tion. Fielding insisted that we can lars and more effort than is ap- tale of a lovely centipede, this cap- lamp too long and all the wax ran and a half times the siz.e of the not fight in a war with machines parent. tivating production features Gret- to one end. I might add that Miss U.S., but the soviet country is only, that it takes men! A great Captain Fielding concluded his ty Bable who turns in another dis- Pastrami's husband affectionately prevented from starting a war by number of men would be needed speech on an optimistic note. He gusting performance, wiith a num- refers to the exotic queen as his its policy-making body, the Polit- to defeat Russia's large land mass. said, "We Americans can still lead ber of co-hams: Filbert Frostbite, "little FBI" - fat, bulgy and ig- buro. One top American leader In the words of the late Teddy the world through a long period Gary Girdle, and Flapwell Garlic. norant. believes that Russia does not want Roosevelt, "we should talk softly of peace without submitting to ap- Also featured in the cast is San- The fabulous director of this to become involved in a third but carry a big stick," (our mili- peasement and without a suicidal dra Salami in her most terrifying stirring masterpiece - Roberto world war at this time. Conse- tary strength). So far, the U.S. World War III."

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