C'nC announces Si4t?m spring offerings Referendum date fixed by Patsy Moir by Jan Kubicki (See related editorial, page 2) that this policy will help to bring to the senate, which will have the Cue 'n Curtain announced this week enhead is designing the lighting, and Student Government, in cooperation about the long hoped for student-fac- authority to expel a student from the bill one- Jan Kubicki is that it will present a double of designing and executing with the Administration, has initiated ulty-administration cooperation. Dr. College by a three-fourths vote. The acts in co-operation with the music the set. Nancy Leland is in charge of an Academic Integrity Committee. The Cox is head of the committee and decision of the senate is subject to consists of a props: ma George, ushering; and Den- department. Each bill committee wishes to establish a sys- Matt Fuss is the representative for review by the President of the Col- treatment of the problems and nis English, program and tickets. different tem of academic integrity among the Student Government, lege. complications that one can encounter The one-acts will be presented at faculty and students whereby they The initiation of this policy will in using the telephone. The first, a Any trials by the senate are to be the Center for the Performing Arts on will take upon themselves the respon- bring about the creation of a student comic opera by Gian Carlo Menotti, known only to the accuser, the Friday and Sunday, February 24 and sibility of reporting any cases of lying, senate consisting of a maximum of called simply, The Telephone, deals accused, and the senate itself. The 26, at 8:30 p.m. with a special matinee stealing and cheating among students. 25 senators from the freshman and with a young man named Ben, played trial proceedings cannot be discussed on Saturday, February 25, at 2:30 p.m. The issue was debated at yesterday's sophomore classes, There will be one by Bob Sokoloski, who tries to propose by any of these individuals outside There will be a slight charge for non- assembly in order to present the refer- representative for each 100 male and marriage to his sweetheart, Lucy, the courtroom. students of the College will endum to the students. They will be each 100 female non-resident students. played by Barbara Liberaski, who will students; be admitted free. Tickets will be avail- asked to vote on the issue on Feb- These senators will have two - year The Academic Integrity Committee not get off the telephone long enough able at the box-office of the Fine Arts ruary 16, and their decision will deter- alternating terms. realizes that its success depends on to listen. The opera will be directed Center from February 14. Students mine whether or not the policy of It will be the duty of all students the students' approval and their by Mr. Richard Chapline. K a r I must present their identity cards in academic integrity will go into effect. and faculty to report any second promise to abide by the policy of Knoecklein is in charge of the lighting, order to receive their tickets. The members of the committee hope offenses of lying, cheating or stealing academic integrity. and Dana Voorhees is designing and constructing the set. The second one-act play is a sus- pense thriller by Lucille Fletcher, en- titled Sorry, Wrong Number. It con- cerns a neurotic, self-centered woman, Mrs. Stevenson, played by Liz Slaugh- ter, who overhears two gangsters plot- ting the murder of a woman on the THE BEACON telephone. The tension builds as Mrs. VOL. XXVI, NO. 13 Friday, February 10, 1967 Stevenson tries in vain to have the call traced and to inform the police, only to have her story fall on deaf ears. Others in the cast, to be directed by Jan Kubicki, are David Frey, Hazel Flulsizer, Vivian Ronan, Diane Alfaro, Lynne Mallory, Cecilia Rosen, Mary- Valentine dance tonight ann Konczinski, Dennis English, Eliot Rosenbaum and Ed Liskey. John Birk- by Carol Okrasinski The Women of Theta Delta Rho the affair. President Toni Supchak has will conduct their annual semi-formal, also invited the past presidents of the entitled "The Sweetheart Dance," to- sorority to be the honored guests of AWS revumps night at the Manfleld Ballroom. The T.D.R. Symphonettes will provide music from Tickets may be purchased from any 9 p.m. until midnight. Highlighting T.D.R. member or at the Bookstore the evening will rules for contesi be the crowning for $3. Chairman Alicia Ramsey em- of the Valentine Queen by Toni phasizes that the affair is not Applications have been posted in limited Supchak, sorority president and Valen- to sorority members and that all stu- central locations on Campus for the tine Queen of 1966. The queen will be dents of the College are held invited to Best Dressed Coed Contest to be presented with a nosegay of red and attend. on February 27, in the Center for Per- white flowers, The candidates are Officers of the sorority are Toni forming Arts. Any girls interested in members of the Junior Class and are Supchak, president; Alicia Ramsey, entering the contest should fill out the chosen by the sorority on a basis of vice-president; Sandy Cardoni, secre- required information and submit it their activities and contributions to tary; Marilyn Moffatt, along with a picture for identification treasurer; and T.D.R. Ruth mailbox in the Kachauskas, social chairman. purposes to the AWS The decor of the semi-formal will must be in Bookstore. All applications be dominated by red hearts and cupids. at 5 p.m. by Wednesday, February 15, James Kozemchak will photograph in- On Sunday. February 19, the girls dividual couples in front of a backdrop Cox attempts will meet with the judges who will of a six-foot-high red heart and a three select the ten finalists for the contest. and one half foot high white cupid. to regain title These girls will then have 48 hours to Crested goblets bearing the T.D.R. in- The dance committee chairmen are: seated, Alicia Ramsey, general chairman; and Pat decide what they will wear. signia will be given as souvenirs of the Next Friday the Lettermen's Club DeMeo, refreshments. Standing are Beverly Shamun, co.chairman, decorations; Gretchen memorable evening. Refreshments con- will hold their annual Cherry Tree Along with the seven judges from Hohn, publicity; Toni Supchak, TDR president; and Sandy Cardoni, invitations. sisting of punch and cookies will be Chop at the gym from 9 to 12 p.m. faculty there will be a representa. the served. Music will be provided by the Rising from the Beacon, the AWS. TDR, tive General chairman of the dance and Son's. Pie eating and log sawing con- Student Government so that the and chairman of favors is Alicia Ramsey. tests, the traditional highlight of the body will be represented in the student Committee heads are Beverly and affair, will take place during the in- judging. Students polled Shirley Shamun, decorations; Sandi termission. Dr. Harold "The South Anyone interested in becoming a Cardoni, tickets and program: Pat Dc- shall rise again" Cox will pit his member of the AWS or in helping on draft Meo, invitations; and Gretchen Hohn, stomach against that of Jay Holliday question publicity. with the contest should attend the in the pie eating bout. In the log saw- AWS meeting to be held Tuesday at Polls of college and university stu- to the Draft and on various alterna- Dean Ahlborn, who is sorority ad- ing contest, it will be Bill Layden 11 a.m. Circulars will be distributed dent opinion regarding the Draft were tives to the Selective Service System. visor, Dr. and Mrs. Francis Michelini, and Bruce Comstock of the Letter- Friday to announce the meeting place. released by the United States National "We worked especially hard to assure Mr. and Mrs. Salvatore Rapisardi, men's Club versus Dean Ralston and Student Association (USNSA). Last a wide diversity of types of colleges and Mr. Peter Nitchie will chaperone Mr. Evangelista of the faculty. weekend in Washington, D.C., the re- and universities in the polling sample," sults were presented to a closed-door said Groves. "In this regard we were Baker, Grace conference of leaders from a wide successful. The diversity of the schools variety of youth and student organiza- responding makes the consistency of Munuscript to present tions who are looking for a unified the results even more impressive." in support for an alternative to the pres- show work Campus-wide held ent Selective Service System. referenda were at: Harvard University, Simmons Col- uccluimed French film senior exhibit The results of a campus-wide refer- lege, City College of New York, Uni- by Chris Sulat enda on over twenty campuses were versity of Minnesota, Goucher College, Manuscript will present its fourth love become the symbol of the The final senior exhibit of the school strikingly consistent." announced Mr. Brown University, San Francisco Col- - film of the year a week from tonight in countess' pride, without which she can- year is now on display in Conyngham Eugene Groves, president of USNSA. lege for Women, Valparaiso Univer- the Fine Arts Center. The film, entitled not live. Of the film, Time has said, "A Annex. Composed of the works of Su- sity, Stetson College, Marquette Uni- More than 90 percent of American The Earrings of Madame Dr new cinema classic . . . san Baker and Michael Grace, this ex- versity, Westmar College, Edgewood not since students feel that a nation can be just- produced and directed by Max Ophuls, Jacques Feyder's Carnival in hibit, scheduled to close on Sunday. College of the Sacred Heart. Univer- Flanders ified in conscripting its citizens into the is based on the novel by Louise de has a picture tried so many things at February 12, opened on Monday, Feb- sity of Connecticut, Belarmine College, military. More than 70 percent of Vilmorin. This French tragi-comedy once and brought them off so well ruary 6. Students and the public are Mercyhurst College, College of Woos- American students are not satisfied stars of Europe's renowned a bubbling little of rom- invited to view it: hours are from 9 ter, St. Mary's College, Bennington three most masterpiece with the present Selective Service Sys- performers: Danielle Darrieux (as the ance and French wit." Re- am, to 9 p.m. College, Wartburg College, and the Saturday 70 tem. More than percent of Ameri- . . view it film University of Michigan. Countess Madame de . ), Charles called "A of more than students would prefer to have non- A variety of media ranging from can Boyer (as her husband), and Vittorio ordinary interest . . . as glittering and oils, watercolors, and acrylics to iron, military service, e.g. Peace Corps, VIS- Twenty-three campuses with a total De Sica (as an Italian diplomat). flawless as the earrings of its title." an equal alter- student population of 99,000 have been wood and wire, are explored by the TA, Teachers Corps, as A pair of diamond earrings - Dr. Philip Rizzo, advisor of Man- native to military service, Over 60 per- included in the USNSA statistics. two artists. pawned by the countess to pay debts uscript, reminds students that the club cent of American students do not feel Approximately 31 percent, or 30,500 she has incurred without her husband's meets every Tuesday at 11 am. in One of the displays is Disorganized that students should be deferred just of these students actually voted. small tink- knowledge, repurchased by her hus- Conyngham 209. A workshop has Sound.' Colored lights, a because they are students. ling bell and a harp superimposed on Another ten campuses conducted a band for his mistress, lost by her in a been initiated in which student com- a bicycle frame are presented to the Last November USNSA issued a call survey of referendum, but the statistics roulette game, bought by an Italian positions are gently considered for spectator in an unusual and colorful for campus-wide referenda on the re- could not be compiled in this sampling diplomat and presented to their origin- publication. Interested students are PDFmanner. compression, OCR,lation web of the optimizationcolleges and universities using because aof widelywatermarked varying questions. evaluational owner with whom copy he has of fallen CVISION in urged to attendPDFCompressor the meetings. Page 2 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON Friday, February 10, 1967

VOTE ON HONOR SYSTEM In a few days we will be asked to vote on an issue that is vi- tal to our role as mature college students. Subcommittee A of the NEITHER HERE NUB THERE Academic Integrity Committee has formulated a voluntary honor system, the details of which are outlined on page one of this issue of the BEACON. We will be given the opportunity to choose ED's Note: What follows are the hue's is Wilkes' answer to the place cussing whether he really is a poet or whether or not we want it instituted at the College in a referen- ramblings of a flighty mind. where Louie dwells, and the tables not.) To put it bluntly, if phonies are dum on February 16. Being a student at 'Wilkes necessi- down at Mory's. and the dear old your dish, Vispi's has 'em. Plain little There has been some question, even among our editors, as to tates that one be a student of bars. Temple bar. It's the place where the secretaries blossom at night, you know. whether it is morally right to impose such a system on the student There's nothing else to do on week- local in crowd cavorts and cavils. You And don't forget the plain little coeds body. It has been pointed out that the obligation to "rat" on a per- ends and midweek around here, you know, Ben Franklin glasses. And the blooming like desert flowers in the hot son whom we see cheating is too uncomfortably similar to condi- know, Perhaps it has something to do Hainna Hall hippies. Strictly a Wy- night air. And with the pungent musky tions in a police state where informers are a major means of de- with the fact that Student Government oming Valley "21" Club. odor of Ambush, what more of an aes- stroying subversion. The point is that there is a great deal of dif- is too interested in finding a justifica- Lowe's thetic experience could you desire? ference between a subversive, whose views could conceivably be tion for its existence rather than stick- Next, our tongue guides us to Page Three better than those of the powers that be, and a cheater, who is ing to its true duty of being tender to Wilkes-Barre's businessmen's and sec- Recently, we've witnessed the open- committing an act which is akin, and even worse than, lying about the social calendar. All this emphasis retaries' hangout - Lowe's. Lowe's, ing of Vispi's East - that is the Page his own ability to do something, such as pass a test or write a on defining terms has got to go, you you know, is famous for "Rubber Three, Physically at least. Because of term paper. know. Besides linguistic philosophers Mouth." This place is also the stomp- its newness, we haven't collected much Another objection, that it would be unfair to impose this sys- use their backs a lot, They don't drink. ing ground for those interested in the data yet, but we understand the place tem, by the votes of present students, on future students is also Now we ask you which is more in- collegiate melting pot. One can always is advertised rather well, groundless. If this system is adopted, it will be made clear to all nocuous? Girls, do you want to take 3pot the white-socked witties (one of And if one wants to see the local prospective students that Wilkes has an honor system and that one of these bums home to mother or us has our prejudices) from the local zoos or those people who have started they will be expected to subscribe to it before they even consider a nice social drinker like one of us? Holy Cross College. Since we do have early on their way to the top, then attending classes here. We know that your answer lies in the Lowe's, girls, what need of a cooper- go to the "Inner" or to "Kutney's." Then there are those who say it is an insult to our dignity to latter direction. Therefore, this column, ative library in order to meet guys? Then there is Joe Schmid et al and be asked to police ourselves for cheaters, The real insult is that dedicated to characterizing the local Over the river and through the park their Go-Go girls, As usual the Valley cheating has become so widespread among us that it has to be imbibing parlors, is to be put next to (watch out for the big puddles and the is behind the Rest of the world. Per- checked. We have brought this upon ourselves. And we are lucky your heart (You know where, stupid. stop signs) we have Vispi's. that gay, haps topless will hit the area in about to even be invited to help curb and control it ourselves. At the 'With the rest of your valuables and exciting watering trough. Here one can five years. University of Rochester it was finally decided, after a study sim- taxi fare.). And so you guys can get participate in intellectual discussions If we haven't hit your favorite ilar to the one the Academic Integrity Committee here has made, paralyzed in a place that suits your on J.D. SALINGER. (Yeah, yeah, we watering spot, all you dirty old camels, that the final responsibility lay in the hands of the faculty and that personality. know he's out, but pretty soon the well that's just too bad. The above all tests would be heavily proctored (by Pinkertons) and all guil- Let us start with the collegiate hang- area's hippies will begin comparing are the only places that we frequent. ty parties would be subject to severe punishment for multiple of- out - Donahue's Hour Glass, Dona- Bob Dylan to W. H. Auden and dis- So what does that make us? fenses. Significantly, this decision came after a student referen- dum in which the students took very little interest. Feeling that not enough students cared to help themselves, the faculty took matters into their own hands. We are being given the opportunity to use our weight as the largest, if not most influential, group on campus. If we prove our- indicating interest, be it pro or con, then we may have potpourri selves by the chance to do so again. If we display no involvement at all, then we will be excluded from taking any significant part in the NOTHINGS feet," So I stole his shoes, he didn't If you pass go, you can collect maturation of the college community. We're all going to turn around and need them anyhow. $38 in relief checks. whoever stole the sun is going to put That's the way "Little Orphan An- Each person gets six hotels and NO CONTROL! REALLY! it back. nie" Starts and since this is my first at- four houses. The humor award goes out to the tempt at writing I might as well copy Each person gets a token, either We really do not mind being talked about - for the right caf for the old "Tarantula in the Fruit from a master, a tin hoagie, miner's cap, or pi- reasons. But when self-appointed Know-Nothings on this campus Bowl" trick, Poverty Pocket isn't a typical game. geon-dropping. is The board is black. insist that the BEACON is told what to say by the Administra- Is the Hoagie man really being The main idea failure, First there the rules: There is no tion, we feel that we must take up the space to deny the accusa- drafted to entertain the troops? are bank because there tion wholeheartedly. Nice dance at the fight. I. Coal is king. is no money. More than any other organization on this campus, we are Parking lots are out of question for No free parking. You win when you have no money in the position to reflect opinion and to present student ideas to the day-hops. You can only fit two The whole town must take part. and your hotels and houses have de- the Administration. McCormick Reapers in a 40-foot area. Oliver Cromwell rules of living preciated completely. Then the table To slur our existence by insisting that we are mouthpieces At least I can print nice, prevail. collapses and swallows up the whole for the Administration irritates us since all we can insist is that we Anonymous You must play in a smoky, dim- game. Poverty Pocket usually takes a are autonomous and hope everyone believes us. POVERTY GAME, OR WHAT lit room. number of years to play. The game TO DO WHEN MONOPOLY If you get a "go to jail" card has caught on in a number of sections IS LOST you pay $10 to the cop or wait around the country. BEATING DEAD HORSES "I complained because I had no for Judge Roy Bean to come shoes until I saw a man who had no through. It is nice to see that the people running for office at the Col- I WISH I'D SAID lege are behaving like professional politicians; they are com- I'll Walk With God - Lady Bird pletely ignoring any issues of importance. Each candidate's poster Johnson tells us that he or she is "qualified" and "able" but there are no I Came Back to Brylcreem Ever- issues discussed or suggestions given for college improvement. Is - the college this perfect and free from fault? Those who desire a ett Dirksen position of responsibility should not be afraid to state their opin- Everybody Loves Somebody Some- ions openly, especially on matters such as academic integrity. It 4!.4°LLT time - Polly Adler is too late to save this selection - perhaps next year students will Pennywise and Pound Foolish - get a chance to vote for something important. - Harold Wilson v_ O1tu11 What Kind of Fool Am I - Ralph Nader WHAT-WHERE-WHEN How to Make Friends and Influence People - DeGaulle SWEETHEART DANCE (TDR) - Manfield Ballroom - Tonight, 9 p.m..12 p.m. R You'll Wonder Where the Yellow FRESHMAN CLASS ELECTIONS - Commons - Today, 9 a.m..4 p.m. DWEp.. Went - Mao-tse Tung (Wilkes vs. Upsala)AwayTomorrow, 8:15 p.m. BASKETBALL Harlem Nocturne Adam Clayton Tomorrow, 7 p.m. - WRESTLING (Wilkes vs. lycoming) - Away - Powell SWIMMING (Wilkes vs. PMC) Home Tomorrow, 2 p.m. - - LETs G-O PJ/ Fo I'm Your Puppet H.H.H. BASKETBALL (Wilkes vs. Scranton) - Home - Feb. 13, 8:15 p.m. - More Than White, All the Way to BASKETBALL (Wilkes vs. Madison-FDU) - Home - Feb. 15, 8:45 p.m. To 5 lR.. vi SWPr U?'JET3 -E Bright Robert Shelton WRESTLING (Wilkes vs. E. Stroudsburg) - Home - Feb. 15, 7 p.m. - To THE c.Pl_L.iN(- GULJ ND VHE ALT'1 DRAMA - "Arms and the Man" - Showcase Theater, 39 North Washington St. - 5Pt'/. California Dreainin - Pat Brown February 10, 11, 17, 18; 8p.m. LET TVEL TO PLC Monday, Monday - Students of DEBATE - "Basil Antoine Moreau International Debate" - Scottish Debate Team Wilkes Forensic Union Irem Temple February 14, 10:15 a.m. vJI1EE TIME s vs. King's College - - (Continued on page 3) LECTURE - "Man and His Environment" - Dr. Leonard Dworsky - CPA - February B" O'JN?N(,- 5U-F PdJD FIER' SUI'1ETS. 15, 8:30 p.m. WIEE 'IOU CAN) WAL-l. AwtJC- THE ED6- FILM - "Shoot the Piano Player" - King's College - February 16, 7:30 p.m. Team spirit OF MNICIN Dear Editor: EN FL ThE oL.L SPILT 1E One need only compare the poor WILKES COLLEGE support given to previous poor soccer WASI- &tN.lT 'bOR. FEET 114 T,r4&LE3 cF teams to the poor support given to this ELi6H7 season's excellent winner to see that it BEACON takes more than a "winner" to pull out the fans. On more than one occasion, Editor-In-Chief Barbara Simms LET LEPtV THIS ,-/g/jP while playing at Ralston Field, the News Editor William Kanyuck Copy Editor Carol Gass team was not even supported by the Feature Editor Leona Sokash Asst. Cqpy Editor Lorrane Sokash ENI) FLy TO AN EAJTh.ESS ETEy.N,TY,.. cheerleaders. And when I inquired Sports Editor Walter Narcum Editorial Assistant Paula Eike why, I was told that Mrs. Saracino had WE- J ONCE 8E Business Manager Carl Worthington Exchange Editor Chris Sulat WHE.E &AiW FE instructed the girls to give their support Editorial and business offices located at Conyngham Hall. South R ver Street, Wilkes- Barre, Pennsylvania, on the Wilkes College campus. Wlrl- THE VJl?'J.1 AfrJD THE to the football team which was playing How about All national advertising is handled by National Educational Advertising Services, "NEAS". PND THE Ul&T 5OLlT1.2',,, away on the same day. SUBSCRIPTION: $3.00 PER YEAR that? All opinions expressed by columnists and special writers, including letters to the editor. PDFare not compression, necessarily those of this publication, OCR, but thoseweb of the optimization individuals. using a watermarkedFOREvEQ.. evaluation copy of CVISION PDFCompressorMike Hudick, 66 Friday, February 10, 1967 WILKES COLLEGE BEACON Page 3 USAF offers :-'5'..: student nurses opportunities 1TEW!i BRIEf!i A registered nurse now in college working toward his or her Bachelors degree can now apply for financial Bio Speaker YWCA Tutoring help from the Air Force. These stu- Chris Sulat College students are desperately dents will be commissioned as second needed to tutor high school students in lieutenants in the United States Air The Biological Society will present all subjects. Centers are located Force Nurse Corps and will receive Dr. Paul D. Griesmer as a featured in Hazleton, Pittston, Dallas, Plymouth, full pay and allowances during the speaker at a meeting, February 14, at Swoyerville, Nanticoke, Kingston remainder of the required curriculum. II am, in Stark Hall. Dr. Griesmer, a and staff member of the Nesbitt Memorial Wilkes-Barre. If you can give an hour Msgt. Robert J. Kopp, local Air Force Hospital and the Wilkes-Barre General of your time, between the hours of representative, stated that this is a I and 4-8 p.m., as a volunteer, please con- new program and gives each nurse the Hospital, department chief of ob- tact Mrs. Edward Janjigian Peace Corps volunteer training in Libreville, opportunity not only of Air Force stetrics and gynecology in both, will at 823- Muriel Michaud, 23, teaches secretarial speak on "The Practical Aspects 0181, ext. 154. Gabon, West Africa. sponsored training, but also a com- of Practicing Obstetrics and Gynecol- mission as a second lieutenant, Kopp ogy." also stated that interested registered Hearty Contest nurses should contact him at the local Dr. Griesmer is also a Fellow of the The Art Club is searching for the June graduates Air Force office, second floor, Vet- American College of Obstetrics and most creative original Valentine. They eran's Administration building, 19 N. Gynecology, a certified member of the must be submitted to Joe Stallone, Mr. Main St., Wilkes-Barre. The phone American Board of Obstetrics and Tymchyshyn, Mr. Stein, or Mr. Rich- urgently a member needed number is 825-6811, extension 261 or Gynecology, of the Luzerne ards by February 14 (Valentine's 262. County Medical Society, Pennsylvania Peace Corps Director jack Vaughn only, and Bolivia, State Medical Society, and the Amer- Day), The Valentine may be of any May); community appealed recently to spring college ican Medical Association. sentiment, any media and/or body. development in mining areas (males, A small cash prize will be awarded, graduates to meet an urgent need for April). 188 volunteers in 15 specialized pro- I WISH I'D SAID Physical education majors/minors: grams facing serious shortages in per- Nigeria, secondary education (Feb- WANT TO SET A CAREER (Continued from page 2) Faculty Seminar sonnel. Vaughn said that applicants ruary) and Bolivia, community devel- Nowhere Man Use Your Imagina- OBJECTIVE $25,000 OR - The monthly Faculty Seminar will for the program will be processed opment in mining areas (April). tion be held tonight at 7:45 p.m. in the immediately and will enter training be- Agriculture majors or background: ANNUAL Join the Dodge Rebellion George Center for the Perforniing tween February and May. MORE IN - Arts. This Malaysia, rural community develop- Hamilton week's seminar will feature Dr. G. Interested persons should apply or ment (March); Honduras, plant and INCOME? She's a Woman Richard C. Dev, visiting professor of philoso- write to Chuck Butler, Director of Re- - Burton animal science advisors (March); and phy from the University Dacca cruiting, Peace Corps, Washington, Sock It to Me, Baby - Lucy Nugent of in Iran, agricultural extension (April). Pakistan. D.C., 20525, or call area code 202. Pop, Goes the Weasel Andy Education degree: Dominican Re- This is a realistic goal for - Dr. Dev's speech will concern "The 382-2700. Applications are available at Warhol public and Brazil, teacher training pro- Philosophy of the Future of Man". most post offices and from Peace any man entering Grant's How Do You Catch a Girl Jack grams beginning in March, - He will emphasize that in our age, Corps campus liaison officers. the Ripper Management Training which is dominated by science and The programs, with background re- Economics degree or business ma- The Name Game - The Great So- and dates jor: Ghana, cooperatives and rural salaries technology, philosophy has an im- quirements starting in train- Program. Starting ciety portant role to play. Viewed rightly, ing, are: transformation (March): and Bolivia, from $455 to $541 per I'll Bc There - Chaing Kai-Shek philosophy will induce in man unity Liberal arts graduates: Afghanistan, community development in mining Over the Rainbow and and understanding and will make his health (females only, beginning areas (April). month. It's Only a Paper Moon - Werner future secure, March): Morocco, health (females Nurses: Columbia (March). Von Braun We are a rapidly expand- Wheelin' Dealin' Truck Drivin' Son of a Gun - James Hoffa hopIlj'tihq ah/ohe? ing billion dollar retail Paint It Black - Stokely Carmichael chain of over 1100 stores The High and the Mighty - Dean Martin and Charles Atlas Student thief tells the tricks with a reputation for top Fly Friendly Skies of United - Ed. Note The following appeared How would about he incomes. God - you go stealing reached behind her and took the Who Can? - Adolf Eichmann in THE RETORT, the student news- something like an electric shaver? walkie-talkies, I know of guys who If I Had a Hammer - Pontius Pilate paper of Eastern Montana College. First, you go in and look around, have stolen color television sets, rifles, Ask your Placement Di- Lincoln Move Up to Chrysler - Are you a student thief? you have to know the store. You can jewelry, diamond rings. You just have Valley of the Dolls Hugh Hefner know what how rector for a copy of our - Yes. tell if it's easy by its position. For to you're taking and Peekaboo - Dean Alhborn on the to get it, In the light of recent national pub- example, if it's sitting counter brochure and SIGN UP 1984 - Robert Kennedy it's kind of like stealing candy, but Would you consider crime as a licity indicating an increase in shop- Turn, Turn, Turn Benedict Ar- profession? FOR OUR INTERVIEW - lifting among college students would if it's in a case you have to be a nold No, The college thief isn't basically you care to comment on why students little more ingenious. You go in with Statues I Have Known - Walter a when no one is a criminal, He wouldn't rob a bank steal? group of guys and Pidgeon looking reach over and see if the door or anything: it's too risky, and the FRIDAY \Vell, kicks mostly. It's exciting. It is locked. If it's not, then you know odds are against him, Stores are small, satisfies a psychological desire to do MARCH 3rd they probably don't lock them so you the odds are against the store not you. something risky. Guys like to see if can either take it then or come back The risk isn't very great, and the McDONALD'S they can get caught, if they can pull another day when you're in the mood. damn clerks usually don't care if you something over on the clerks, do steal, W. F. CHILLINCWORTH HAMBURGERS You just walk up to the counter, How does one go about shoplifting? Why do guys steal in groups? reach behind it, open the drawer and W'ell, the most important thing is They don't necessarily, or at least W. T. Grant Co. being in the mood. You have to feel take the stuff. It's risky and you have I don't. Sometimes guys just go to like doing it. have to to be quick, you also have to be good 1441 BROADWAY, N.Y.C. You know your town for kicks or for a show or not to get caught. Most guys who get rights. For example, you have to something and on the way home they know that a clerk cannot touch you caught, get caught the first couple of find they have a carload of junk: are the store. times that they steal. while you in So you everybody's pockets are full. I have all the time in the world I've stolen lots of interesting things, 187 RIVER RD. HANOVER TWSP to usually work alone; clerks are usually Wilkes-Barre, ditch tell you about something I Pennsylvarna the stuff, if you think someone but I'll wary of crowds. is watching you. Everything is on watched another guy steal right from THE HAYLOFT How do you rationaJize shoplifting? 187 RIVER ROAD your side and against the storekeeper. under the eyes of the clerk, He wanted (CROSS ROADS) I guess I use the old axiom "every- A complete Sportswear Department While he's busy you nail him. Stick a pair of walkie-talkies from behind body does it." So many kids do it that the stuff in your Coat, in your pants, the counter so he asked the clerk to look for the golden arches it just doesn't bother you. It's just Featuring front and back, under your shirt, in show him a watch that was in the McDonald's kicks. But I wouldn't steal from some- your sleeves, and as a last resort in bottom of the counter, and when the VILLAGER San Souci Highway one who would be hurt. For example, your pockets. clerk reached down to get the watch JOHN MEYER I wouldn't break into a house or use a gun or anything like that. LADYBUG Do you ever buy anything? THE TEEN SHOPPE Sure, most of the time. Sometimes STUDY you go into a store to buy something STREET YEAR ABROAD 14 E. NORTHAMPTON and a clerk or the manager will come in SWEDEN, FRANCE, or SPAIN up and burn you and you weren't even intending to steal, so you go back and take it anyway just to burn COLLEGE PREP, JUNIOR YEAR ABROAD AND GRADUATE PROGRAMMES. WILKES COLLEGE him.

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The Colonels took 8 of by Bob Thompson the 9 matches, four of the wins coming 123 pounds - Marfia (W) pinned The Wilkes' cagers gained their on pins. Snyder in 1:20. fourth win of the season with a thrill- The Colonels only loss of the night 130 pounds - McCormick (W) pin- ing 71-69 victory Over Juniata. Down came in the 152-pound class when ned McKennen in 7l 1. six points at half time, they came back Wilkes Conologue was pinned by 137 pounds - Kaschenback (W) to score the final two points with less Peck. Registering pins for the Colonels pinned Epler in 3:01. than a minute remaining in the quar- were John Marfia, Jim McCormick, 145 pounds - Cruse (W) dec. Wern- ter. Nick Kaschenback, and Fran Olexy. er, 5-4, The Colonels showed the same The Colonels will be away at Ly- 152 pounds - Peck (M) pinned Con- teamwork and desire that they had coming tomorrow night. Lycoming has ologue in 2:07. earlier in the season but which has a tough squad and should extend the 160 pounds - Wiendl (W) dec. Tir- not been as evident lately. The game Colonels as they did last year in their pack. 12-4. was characterized by some fine plays dual meet and in the MAC champion- 167 pounds - Cook (W) dec. Penny- attested by a team total of 27 assists. ships. packer, 6-0. Wilkes employed a 1-2-2 zone de- Next Wednesday night the Colonels 177 pounds - Gold (W) dec. Foltz, fense by playing aggressively and thus will host East Stroudsburg. East 15-10. keeping the Indians from easy inside Stroudsburg was the only team in two Heavyweight - Olexy (W) pinned shots. Early in the game, this forced years to stop the Colonels in dual Groves in 3:52. Juniata into many offensive fouls. Late in the game the Colonels resorted to a zone press with relative success. Beacon features McCormick The winning desire of the team was personified by forward Jim Smith. At 61", a short forward, he played an for his outstanding mat work aggressjve game, getting five rebounds and 13 points, but more important, he by Bob Thompson had several steals, jump balls, and set This week the Beacon selects Jim up a number of scoring plays. McCormick as Athlete of the week. An important factor in the win was Jim has been a regular starter for the Center Bob Ockenfuss. The 6'6" fresh- Colonel wrestlers for two years. This man has finally developed into a likeable sophomore is a business ad- polished player. He scored eleven ministration major from Hampton, points, but more important, he grab- New Jersey, where he was a state bed 16 rebounds. Juniata had a taller wrestling champion. He now resides in team than Wilkes, but the Colonels Kingston with his wife. still managed 40 rebounds. Ockenfuss He merits his selection as athlete of guarded 6'7" Will Brandaus and he the week for his performance against did an excellent job in containing him. Bob Ockenfuss has developed into Millersville where he registered his teamwork dis- an out- Jim Smith, shown above, is a 6'l" for- If the desire and standing scorer and rebounder under the who sparked of the season. Wrestling at ward both the defense and fourth pin played against Juniata continues, the guidance of Coach Rainey. offense in last Saturday's win over Juniata. 130 and 137, he is currently 7-0 for Colonels should finish the season in Goals ET. F.M. Tot Kemp 1 2 0 2 the season. As a freshman, he lost only winning style. in ten matches and placed second Daniels 10 5 5 25 Smith 6 5 1 13 once JIM McCORMICK in the MAC tournament. Sharok 8 1 0 16 Nicholson 2 0 0 4 Winning consistantly at Ii g h t e r he is a fierce competitor with tremen- 71 Ockenfuss .5 I I 11 32 14 7 weights, Jim is an inspiration to the dous pride to go with his skill and Wilkes mermen rest of the team. Off the mat Jim is strength. Jim can be counted on to friendly and easy-going and gives the help the College retain the MAC drop fourth meet appearance of a chess champion, not crown and possibly the NCAA Anyone can a top-notch wrestler, but on the mat championship. to Millersville Intramural league The Colonel Mermen dropped a 54-40 decision to the Millersville swim- . mers last Saturday night. The loss was iviiter action the fourth straight for the mermen this begins season. George Pawlush 56-48. Drahus led the Aces with 13 points. F Troop, last year's intramural The Colonels took the lead in the Basketball League champs, walloped Snoopy, 86 to 33. early going, but fell behind once again OF The Intramural Paper, you opened its season last Thursday with Connolly led F Troop with 22 points. in the final events of the night. At With Eaton's Corräsable Bond Typewriter four games being played. National This year the intramural league is one point early in the meet, the Col- can erase that goof without a trace. Garages beat Jive Five, 83 to 31, with composed of a single league, rather onels were able to finish one, two, per- National Garages' Curtis and Bauer than dorm and independent leagues. Jim Phethean, Wilkes' record holder, Not a telltale smudge remains. A special surface leading all scores with 21 and 20 Currently there are 12 teams in the was able to take a second in the 50- mits quick and easy erasing with an ordinary pencil points respectively. The Trojans, led league. They will all play each other yard individual medley. eraser. For perfect papers every time, get Corrásable. barrage from Rich once. At the end of the regular sea- by a 23-point Tomorrow afternoon the mermen In light, medium, heavy weights and Onion Skin. In Simonson, beat the Indians, 59 to 40. son, the top few teams will engage in will host P.M.C. The meet will be handy 100-sheet packets and 500-sheet ream boxes. The Aces outdistanced the Harriets, a play-off. held at the local Y.M.C.A. at 2 p.m. At Stationery Departments.

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