--- FEATURES "* Sean's laUst mistJdventure is on p. 10 SPORTS "* Preview FAU's Ughted stDdium on p. 18 ENTERTAINMENT "* The Rat's boxer shorts fren~ is on p. 14 OPINION "* New campus minister's upfront on p. 6 Atlantic Sun Vol. 61 No.2 Th... WH'kly Publication of Florida A "antic University August 31, 1988 Eye on America's !:~~c~~~e!~~ ~~i~~t~w~ ~~~:; Campuses w. B. HlCKS lion on the IVOUnds of unf.Ir labor emplo)'ccmakonale:o.Ca.. same amount ... an adm,n'MnllOf rnakJna UF'FlFAU Preslden. and ~ic:o_ $100.000 • )"",r FAU ~ Helen l'1:>po¥och an­ ._ prQfusor Clay Steinman cued &es in campus park>ng f\l1eA and ,_. RlIeo;. under whoch d Facuhy of large aud'ences - and flak from earnpu~ FlorodalFAU. protes,en; SO had oompla,,-' al !he 011'- dWll lhe Univers"y of M'S5OUn a, Columblll rules Ilad 'xen proposed wi,houl prup:r >oNdentS pICke,ed lbe campus sbo..... 'na of ~-.llllUOn. po.n.ing 0111 thaI lbey a porn mov;e - in lIli."""" ··TlIC Open­ would abolinartI_ pnvelqcs Sfamed In f""ul.y and 5..ff as well "" 10 Off-can>PU5 visnors. publo.hc, of "H'gh Soc'elY" magazIne f _ and Dt:.lore~ Ale",,~r, foufloder of UFFfFAU.clll1ed lbe m"lnfold "'Crea.., ~ng •< Women Agai,,", Pornography_ in f\ocs lUI onpklymen, "u. and lin' The b,g news. however. ,s lila, the nounccd .ha, 'lO .""" o'll:aniu"..... n"ghl scene hasn'l been repealed on very many llIke I"gal actIOn allain., Ill" Admi",.I.._ ~ campuses during the 1987-88 school year. In f""•. I"., scmes".. FAU·. S'u­ den' Governme", Program Board Faculty calls tax unfair laborpractice p,,",,,,nled ··Flesh CiQrdon" ("ra'ed ALLISON LAMln:RTI eam I"n lIlan $~ an I>oRponcd on UFF/FAU President Clay Sle,nman Sludenl Body Pre,iden. Mari.. nn $Career on U_S. campuses. Ob""rven Augusl 2$, were "'" aubjoct of .. aingle spolsal5 "_1< '0 cslablioh wllll!he UFF.•nd sugges.ed the Ad· lion froen videotaped C$. is a condi.ion of gcs'ed charg,"g lhe communily $1 per car Organiulion ofWomen'S spolOtCld park. C$pecially when there '5 no Kllrdly of Hall. Heyman f,Ilid lha' &nod rclaliono w,th in the "'omen's movement In poinl 0111 ing f.... hikes. ,emole parl

CLAST Deadline Police Blotter------, Thedeadline 10 resist'" for the Octobe< 1 CLAST i, September 2. Thi' I....t i~ ,equi,ed of sophomooutS during the 'all of 1988;ood upper divi.ion Stalled engine sends him walking, lransf", students who have noo: ~ken and/or p;lssed il. Regist", in Test,ng and Evalualion, Administ'alion Room II. Admission missed flight sends him talking I~ will be mailed on September 19. A.....,st 24 - While wnung a The driver roared the offic", admonished the C'Qlion for a eat Pil"'ed In the away, spewing dirt drive, fOt his "dtlvins News Shelf Policies ~ thill runs down the Cet\1e. beh;ovior.·' Ihe individual 01 !he P.. 16!oc. an fAUPD 01­ and sand with beeame e~1n'!1nety i"'le. He ir>­ Please note !he 'ollowing outlined News Shelf policies: fic:er was approached by the formed lhe offic:er thill he had 1. All ~ncemenlS must be :I'er bid would ""e Fxu.lI) SenI'e. A"""rs Vice Prcaidenl Georle SG plam I hea,~ StUdent lUr­ Perkms wtll add.r>:sa all .-r"'n&. nouIM thoa mecttng. ,n .....,CIT1P' n:Jated ...... AI a !;tIC O<:tober '0 pen.uade curren. UnivenilY publIC hearina sena,o... mal such • move would Newsome also sa,d he belie'" poO!oO<>kllllt fo....·..rd In working wllh SG In the future. SG cabinet to set goals at Buena Vista retreat MAUREEN DONNELL" has assured Prestdenl Rowland thai the this sulIjoct on Sunday, Au&WI 14. SG had AI eadl meeti.... Ihooc ,n llIIendanee "." s.. SItiff Io"riur FAUPD will ...... bqJ.n 1IOt:idcc <'Cti"C: ,epona. a "..,.,...n ani<:k _ W $I>otknl WI..,""­ SO has bectI tecpi.... itS ",,-n .....,.,,-cb on d<:Jnand contmIlftJl)' and FAU YChic:1cs and cd an apparcnI nuwsc of authon,y the SO otrlces how 10 ~ invol"ed. One: lmpooun. 1I1...."t& point in SO's has convinced the Admilllwation that Bel","in& thai ..LOden. Input is needed AI """,re an: """""'oes in SO johs .. 1<. worL l in Florida '0 ..,. priorities for AOQIbc, SO and lINdenl c:oncem is the blenlS of residcnlS. Ac<:ording LO Sena'e Speaker Hanna. dlcn...,l...... and Iong_ICnn &QAIs for the ..u· Administration·s reappmpriation of funds. SlUdenlS who wanl 10 be<:ome in"olved "Th"re is more recognition (ofSG nowl. den. body. originally u"",,,rted fo, ,esidence lIali with SO may wan, '0 .""nd a Sntdem "nd hopefully new buildlng_ on Sena'e n..,.,.ing. held on Thursdays a,4,3O d"nt help and inpul in g"lIing Ihing~ as SG .. FAU's parking problem. FAU urn...... p.m. on the second noor of the Uni"""i.

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AWESOME TUESDAYS SEPTEMBER 13th. 20th & 27th - Prelims HOLIDAY INN-LAKESIDE @ OCTOBER 4th - Prelim and Finals BOUNTY LOUNGE "44W_'~_ Boca Raton. FIod lOki the Se....1e li<::ense platell. one whicl1 involves vesugal",g SO phone usag~. the.SO phone system ,. no longer that he enjoys working with the that she thinkllhe Administration f:ltempting pun:hascn from park_ because. Ute ~nUtly phone bill a bll!l ~ret, he told Ihe SeMt•• students. He Aid thattheStu- some feedback on the id...... should not be spent on peJ'S(\na1 lalec wlthdrnwa] ~": IS be,ng e.· Sludent Body Pceaidenl I"""altO i"""",",, thesalesofFAU SO Controller Fernandes ia in· phone wis. "I1>e socret code for plored by an adm,nlstralor. World ~A~ Scope

SONDRA BRAE5EKER Sun S,.Jif Write, TAK~ OUT Sunday. AUKust: 21/N_ Deihl, India-A pred..wn eanhqu..ke me...... rins 6.5 on tn.. Richte. scale rumbled across India and Nep;>l. DELIVERY nigf:le.ing I..nd.lldes and nooh, ha..... offici..lly n..med In..ic Area ALL PRICES SUR.lECT TO U. F1.0ItI0#l. So'I.£S TAX two-week-old daughler Beatrice Elizabeth Mary. Buckingh..m p..lace said. The couple n..med the baby ahe, Queen Vietori..·, CALL 368-767110pen Daily" A.M.-10P.M. youngesl child. the presenl queen and queen molher ..nd Ihe ~~_AIIChick'. Dinaer._~, duke's gre"l·grandmoTh..,. The child, who will be known ..s ...... e- -.Q"""""- ...... COOOS&-_ Princess B....trice of York. will be fihh in line 10 lhe British Ihrone. """.· -.__.. ~~h~._ One repon said th..1 lhe couple's firM choice. Ann..bel, had been -- rejecled by Ihe queen ", 100 "yuppie." Chick'. Pick Tuesd..y, Augusl 23/ Gdansk, Pol..nd - leader. of .he outl..w. ed Solid..rity I..bo, union again appealed for lalks wilh lh.. go"ern­ ~,- ment ..fter a range of ..mergency m....'ures we,e imposed 10 end 1/2 Chick's Delight l..bo, disruplion•. The ..ppe..1came as lacge mo"ements of police FREE BEVERAGE $5.45 and military pefWnn..1 ..nd equipment were reported ncar the ".<10040. COUnlry's SOUlhern cO;lI mining regions. the .trike'. foc..1 poinl. f---- r Work.... "re demanding thaI Solid:trity be leg.alized ..gain ..nd th..1 ------...,I I ..Sabs I _s..ndwich ..ad S ..t..d_ s.alaries be increased. A government ,pokesm..n said th..t Pol..nd ~:::::~o:-~_ I I ... ,....- I 000 _~ s....:. . would nol be held at gunpoinl by the ."ik.... and Ih..t 49 people I I .- •• I Cho< F ""'...... t "'" •• I had been detained since Ihe ,trikes begitn. I ZI'I 3.... _ 000 /1....-"",. _ 7 .... CIul>,'-._,_...._.,'--, •• I Wednesd.ly, Augusl 24 I W~shington - The " ..de bill .igned t ...... Cho.ooo •.'" 3"'" I •• ~"'" ...... ,.-....B.oo . I by Presidenl Re"8"n will r..pe..1 long-st..ndlng restriclions On lhe IT.._ .•..• .• .•. ••..• .'" I ,"'1'0,,/1....--.._7-.. •• I ~.~~-...... _<' ~~ ~:= I Cho<...... T .... """"" ••~ I importation of Cuban books. films ..nd record., .....ing the U.S. , I I Trade embargo ..gainsl Cuba. The section affecting Cuba. In In.. n..me of "free trnde of inform"lion." will remo"e the president·s : PLUS A FREE SODA : PLUS A FREE SODA : aUlhority to reslriet import. of publicalions, films. posle.., J phonogr..ph 'ecords, pholographs, microfilms, microfiche tapes r------r------Chicken Tende_~- _Chick's Bufhtlo Winglil- ..nd otn.., maTerial,. Under P

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c.'e.erl. Breezew.y 9/8-919 9:30.3:00, Friday 9:30-2:00 Funded by SG through A & S Fees ....,.... _.w~_ ___ :E: p .... Age on new ID not enough at Rat CYNTIUA W. CORE th.c lack of staff for lhe program S .." Sltlf/ w,.",~,. was the major factor in the Iw()­ &Ji",,.'s n(J(e: .his is the suvnd )'car delay of lhe program. pan 0/<1 t><'O-pan ..nidI! lM 'he Ijams agreed wilh SO President "",,' student IDs. Mariann Rowland tha, it was im­ This weel< only. students at po!Unlto involve the Administra. FAU's Broward Campus can gel tion in lhe 10 process. "You had tI><;r s",denl 10cards !here. After to get the Univenity lO.$Ily it's the Sq>ten,bcr 2. students will have official 10 card," .$Ilid Ijams. \0 ba"" their canis made at the Boca campus. The location of Ihc: The cards carry a photograph 10 cenler will be announced. of the slUdenr•••udent number, 11>e Dean of Student Affairs. date of biMb, signature, and the Dr. Karl Ijams, has backed FAU seal. Cards will be issu"od Lhc program by personally staff­ onee frec of charge '0 all ing the ID center over the ""'51 students, and validaled each week. Ijams hopes mat all 11.200 following semes'er. The replace. ..udcnl.'l will take the apponu,,;­ ment fce for a los, card is $5.00. I)' to get a s,udent ID. He com­ Even Ihough the cards do in­ mented lh.al he hoped FAU Ad" dieale lhe student's da,c of birth, minismu;"n w""ld baek the p..... s'udcnts will still require ano.her 8",m lOO percent so that the new form of idenlifiea'ion with lheir IDs will bot a<:cepIed by !he ent;re birth date for proofofage al lhe University comn,unity. Rat. Studenls will "'" be allow­ Cum:ntly. IDs an: being PI'Q- ed to enter the Ra. after !hi. week duced by vo]unte<:r Sllidenl.'l, wilhout lhe piell1re IDs. Fee slips primarily membcrs of the Pro­ and library cards will no longer ""u _w. ". Hit;"" be! gram Board. IUl(I by half_staff be accepled as proofof registra· Tht new FAU ID cards ...1lI requlretl for ..dmlsslon to th.. Ilatft>;kdl..r. Slud..nts lined up ...... boeop.·.. CaJifornia Inslitule of Technology, at '0 be changing. blems" said Leslie ArclIerofthe Univer· Non;"nw;.!e, the mos. popular movie DePaul and literolly hundreds ofOlher "I don't lcnow wl\a'thegeneral student sily of California-Davis's Ski Club, rentals a, colleges have been "River's .school during the early cigh.ies. laSte is governed by," Lehigh's Saearakis which used to rai$C mone)' by showing Edge," "M)' Ufe As A Dog," The \n'nd away from din)' movies on shNggod. "Misl)' Beelhoven." "Koyaanioqal-'li" and "She's Golla Have ellmpus, in fae., seemed '0 stan during She does !c:li"", in X·nned campus screenings, JF"""...... ~~~",;"""";"",;,...,~~~~~~~~~~",;"",,,,~ 1 1 t' ~ ~ ..- ! c- s C "ralJClUlr A "NEW" BOOKSTORE LOCATED IN OAKS PLAZA ON GLADES ROAD 368-7211 * QUICK AND EASY PARKING * USED AND NEW TEXTBOOKS * TEXTBOOK BUYBACK * FRIENDLY AND COURTEOUS SERVICE SPECIAL HOURS AUGUST 29 - SEPTEMBER 1 9:00am 8:00p.m.

REGULAR HOURS MONDAY - FRIDAY 9:00 AM - 7:00 PM SATURDAY------10:00 AM - 5:00 PM Opinion • Woeful administrators I ...·as 5h<>cked .«endy by the Yilltude or a lady admiuOon$ 0(­ flCud """",,d yn "nus",,1 «:quest by ..."""n. for a se""ice. It was not the ref"sal. bue the abrup< way II wllS u ",ffle your feathel$ and reach for the 4,).. M...... 10 blow"", o"!he faceofthc(2r1h. ThJn~ ....!>el.he. any SlaIemen~ hold any ...... b. I am IlOI attWo,ng all the people: ...ho worl in \he public 1ICC1Or, nor do I ~ all Idm,n;'Ir.IlI(lR of ehe Un,~..rs"y. 1be small pcrcenlage ...-00 are unable: 10 $ab.fy the needs ofthe ochers mw.l be bbn>od. If you­ pc..-.all)-a.., .. penon With hich n:ganb ..-e do not Fl offendo:d. JOIn m<: in polntlng ... finge:... IhoMc ",-100 au 1I....·'n.... 10 sbow --.. sympathy_ 0o sn..ienls<ןס :0o Ii.... """,nly I have boon 10 wben<ןס TI>e USA IS 0o ~. honest<ןס ~ have ..",Iy ...c:onuol oYer .....y oI>ooir (:OIJeae IS Not all groups are Sure. there osa mapie Rvden' lO"<:'f"l\Il"Oen,~bIllhow II>OoOd'> have 0o sense thai any bla chan.,. OCCIlred in lbe"-ay REY. Pi..TEK COTTRELL<ןס they adueval ,n SIUllenu are .qankd by lbe Adm,rililnolOn? S<>cial frudom and S/NciIiJ 10 I/t~ 51<.. ciY11 nshu are,,- fnvoloul wordJ ....hetI!he Aude..... demand !hal From the t>es,nn,ng Unned Beware of invitations to isolated ccnam C'OUrteSlCS be shown by the: aIIthorities. campus MiniR""" SC'eks 10 be Ben H.dls· cnanninlllY saunal alioorial ",Ibe J ..ly 27. 1981l open and ..p-fronl weekends having nebulous goals. 0o A,kuuic Swlo. "We are booina used." "",p1alla!he ad­ Now lhal elMses .re underway There is no reason to be vague<ןס of ""«1 minisu-ation·s ca..... for RICh 'rnp!:rviolls anitude ~SI>Idenu and ,nos! of ,be uni..en,oly c0m­ BuI. I ...... ifFAU ....,reNmed ,Moa researdoeenoeraffilialed munity has ""umed I .....lMed 10 unless there is something to hide. '0 map COI'fIO...uon~ lIlIoIJ dod no! have 10 Nm OUI "'P Rude.... renCC1 a btt Opk ..ho n>D FAU still "",'y on campua beemployed? _, ,f!he oNden...... rpns,ngly WMe ..p and began UnOled Campus Min,stry a '''c dnve 10 pres»..re doe enllrecr<>ol &I1y q;ly d'sm,ssed by !he node ollkial. my Ii.... """rd of d,,-cclO1'5 con,fl'O'""d of lnforma""", abolll these groups behavior. we w,ll remember Ib< though'''b 'Nil OtIly fore'an $I1ld1:/Uli are ",,",fromcd WIth the "get SllldI:nu. f""'ulty members. area and the" acT'V,ties can be fOllnd edoct:"L.ove }'OIlr ne'lhbor III loA" a'lOIlld1:. Bu'. ane. obs<:rv,na !he school fo. a hnle while. Cle.gy and ,nler~ed lay penon. a, ,he: UCM off...." In the. pasI. . yourself'- Proanuns .... '11 never I _>CCd noner vcr')' responsoble adm'ni.....ton behaVing in the.same as well as UCM ",.rf .nd UCM has worked ... 11h lhe Bap­ be mo.e ,mpooaftl than ...,. manner wwards all .'lldI:n",. regardlos of !he" .ppeannees. men,be.... of ,he: S,udenl A(fa,n; Ii.. Campw; M,n,wy. the Easlem penon. I believe !he COIU,,", for liUCh """thy ii !he inabili'y of ohc snxk:nl$ depanment Orthodo" Stude", Fel)o...sh,p. the But afic. ,elhng you of our 10 enforce cthics and reaul.tions for ,be adminlS,raton<. TI>e UCM works w,th ,he: un,v"",i­ Chn>lian Selence Fellowsh,p and guidehnes ~, me alw ...... studen'. do not have any nah" ,n Ibis M:hool .... hen it cornei '0 Iy. ,hrough lhe S,uden, An..,,,, the. Untied Melhodisl Siudent )'ou-"B"ye1'5 Be.....re.·· There upcc"na coul1uy and consKicralion by .U. departmenl. ,u eoord,n.le Pellowsh,p when there was an: religious groups thai w,ll .... My q..es'io... for ohc wi,.., po:ople are. "Why a.e some 01 thc religious ~iviti<:s on eampu~ ... enough ,mer",,' an>o"8 studen... fronl you and ask you 10 bo<:omo admin'...."ve offk,al. offenSIve towardJ "">!hers is I"Ilrely .. procse a'e: We will no» violale lion. Beware of Inv",,';o05 10 migh. change. and. new admin;Sl"'t...... will be appointed II> take ,mcally prove. In our rela'ionW,p ,he nBh, of any memhcr of the isola,ed weekend. hav,n. Cllre of "uden' need.. Unl,l ..uch linle leI. "Hope sprinl tlemal wOlh Ihe un,ve,."y. we are ..nlYers"y community '0 make nebulous goals. TI>ere .. 1IO in hUlll..n heans.·· ca.eful '0 ensure sepa..tion of their own ehoices. even ifwe fcd reason 10 be "ague unl"". ohc"'l1 f'HAIlAS" S. I'ItTUUANA.TlIAN chu.ch and ~'ate...... choices .re I'I

  • "now...,. on_lhe_.pot emeraency I....". and pcno""l CODl1tCt. "e will group'. sponsors. their beliefl_ t1antic SUn..~~~"lI (",h,ch a", .mall). a Mct.hllI"on alw.y. identIfy ,lie spon.<;' W.B.HIC" We 'ry II> m;lke the. off"", feel We will be sens,"ve 10.nd h be a "11$<1<01"8 hc.a11" for all pe.sons. an: open 10 """'bters of evtf)" ~ ,he em,re univel$lIy cornmunOly_ do Our major" concern w,]1 be '0 kind All CQnve...."ons are kqII UCM ,. comfl'O'""d of member .11I pet'llOlU 10 malu"8 informed 'n conf"tdence. We ...ant you ~ orp.niulions and has many ..,,_ t:h<>ocQ ~ their reltgious feel accqJIed and loved. SSB 212 - den! IrouPS workina with il. liva. and noIlO promotIC our 1>'"" 01'" EA•. 3510. Hillel-Ihe J"",w. Sc SnodaoI ",liS- zeal and • sense ofduty poi",", Di,eCf(K qfUtti,nJ C­ Union. t.«-Vanily ChriaUan before Cod ol\ett dcsensitiu pu.< MUris'ry at FforidD At~ FeUowihip aDd I~ ... 10 !be ri uod nudo of pea- Utti...,,..;ry.

    n..__.. _ __a1 __ ~ .... _...­ ~ ...... ~.-... -_._­ ...~--­",._ .. _._--__.. _------____.-..uc__------._...... _--_ -,-...,,~ -_...... - - Letter to the Editor NAACP neglecting its duty; Search for student health fee becoming lazy,. complacent To doc Ednor ." 10 many ..udcnt$ "''''' lOOk BRET O. HAMMELL make-up 00 the lQion The en... ~ ~oraddlCb. but I am ,n Haf"<'h of on<: of the nooded "-">5t ad"anlage nflhc: low San sea" Writ.,r IS that our,,~ra.odenri are you h..en;na Ms. Pnpovicb't the b1&01S on bo fee, Dod all we .,..,. b"'und problem. LeI w. describe. coali· It,," Iy in ~an: noI:h',,& the ...ereotypes .re """,n,..,Ieu. ,nourancco The fee pv., all clooocd doonI? The ...,.....c:•• in my liOn that .... be<:ome com~' ehan&ed, wtll ever happen ~roy,,,& §Nd<'.... f~ and low cool ac'C'eM adml~_ and Iuy. LeI W. .llUe mal the N,,_ AIIO(:$ m".. be created '" "'et')' opinion. it yes! The b,gotry will be tabonowt Buc if ... tho' hcallIl $ervice5 ,ianal As.soeiauon of tbc Ad_ w:alk of Itfe and no! ",uh JU>C the uon and &he ..udcn, &<,vemmcn, thi. problem ,. lllCklcd, even Unf"",,"''"'')' the heallh ,n­ v<>tet.l ""nho.1I ask,,,& !he Silen, vance"""n' of Colotc'd ~I<: lawye.... and poluoc""n" ",I><> will ..,,,,nee. and health ..,.... ices an: (NAACP) has ""KIccced it. du'y. though il w,1l lake &e""rallOns, say anytlllng for a JOb The Sludenl Mapnty for It'S "P,noon. the people who the NAACP oul of n:a<:h for many students If you the Ruden. of the Solent despera,e people need I't<:J.nest r"P""."nt .....ill have the eh:lnce du<: panly II) !he occm-like aboli­ Majori'y ate ,rked by the Improper duty a",i'l: Styl" of """m-llke A.I: the &hellO residenc ",hac rew vocal students objected ,n "","",," of the school >dminisl..­ The NAACP believes i,. du'y Though" may be Jl'&'nful '0 <10 tbc NAACP does for h,m now Che problem " e".y pay,nlllhc fee because of lack of .ion and the Sn>den, Gove""nent Ii"" in tbc couruOO chaple... muSt open working or· To have a purpodetl Studen, fices in che impoverished given a challenging funclion in nora""" ..,en' a long way that ax­ the NAACP origi....lly Inte..ded Health Fee! neighborhoods. This will give ,he """nmuni,y. Therefore. Ihe wlhe health foe and Ihus gave thc William J. Mariano .....ill nevcr boeome a """lily irthcy c:: NAACP mus, e~rry d", ban­ acquired legal respomibihcies and NOIe though. ,11<01 Che purpose ner to the people and abandon allow for a eotlSllluC""",1 w:atCh of.- 0fJ"1OeS i. no! U> COUncil tlllg,,'ion dog...... orgllni....."n to perform In...nnounlable problems fac:e the American unt!oer-el"n lltld t<>et\ll&\' pn:enan­ • AI/ SehoP:IMII ey an: .ympcoms, To figh' the .ympcom .. noth,,,& buc applyl,,& What's confusing you the most Roving Reporter: right now at F AU?

    "I have"'1 &0' .. mueh .., wan, 10 Itnow why !hey opaec: "I don'l louV" I WQUkI the dorm buildinp &0 far aput.,. from my eLauel boaoU5e- we Jim ~, j ....ioor II a.m. and the new build.". CU' ICI. ...... w:rina how mucll Grant Chrisllan, r...... hav.,.,·c cotten inlO the full load .....c pari

    "The molt""nf"sinK thing i. the "Why are &0 many INCb and "I'm trying 10 lind ou' where '0 'Tm a calm penon and I don·' new parking re&,,'.clons. I "''''1101"" from the FAU campus pity my fees." I'" confused." di"lln:e with the pricing of the without the pollee being able 10 JoA.1ln CO", junior Glenn Tayloe, junior decab. due 10 a tremendous in· app" many consume... banks. but you _ to be a S."inl' and Loan Inlu...nee ....,1;'''1 W1b,lily In W •• '''Ves!­ n'l<:rnbcr of !he c",,,hl union to C.... mcnl ponfoHoJ. purchase a CD !here. Brokerage Ordinanly. Ihese inJu...... ,e Ccn,r..,.,_ of o..po." (CDs) hcoascs ...... 11 CDo.....m.:.. al ex· futIdI c"....er up to $100.000 per odlenl intrrest ta,es. You mU5l depositor. Separate quahfy,,,. IlIC .. aood ..vinas vdude foo­ op<:tI an a<:<:oUn, .. !he brols tbcn::: the surance: a rah "".,. for ...... a yield _', a of the shop around for tbc type 0101 .... savinp and lout asso<:iaion. how " 00UTatt ...... ings lO«'(IUt>' Howe'..,•• CDs are Imc,tution 10 upl..n rile or fall tn • IPOCk iI>de1 Oi.l.pnu...... wnc:s I...... '.'....d remember. imeral norllhs. 1 year. 2'10 $1000 CD for one year and • will be EhrowingilOIG Sept.. I, ill !he FAU_ thToup a<:<:oUnts at broke",... a,.."", lrom 6 10 8 p.m. years and!i yea..... althou&"_ S500 CD f.... s.... monlhs. This hoousc$ and traded like lI a. 1 months or .5 from 10 to 3 p.m. fOf' a DSP Coffee Oreak. So stop by and Ilk up ror a Irea, 'enl'" of Un'I<: in relular CDs and are iMUred by moneM. The Ionser you leave iI break f,om ,hose dasses and get !hoe factS on pled.,ns- ca>.e you decide 10 chanle your the fede....1 lovernn'l<:n,. bul your _y in .. CD. the hither invc:sunen. S'notelD'. charse no early wilhdrawal Accounting Students Association meeting' the amoun' of inte...... you can You should be COIu,ioned. penahies. Ilyou Jl "'" CDback The A.ccoun"ng Students A.ssocialion (ASA) w,ll be haVl" cam Howev",. )'ou, library resou,ces for small compani" 1... le'esled in e"poning ThursdilY, Seplembe, 8, I,om 6:30-9:00 Hot tips for combing the c1assifieds p.m., "I lhe 8roward CouPI'( Milln lib,ary, 100 S. And~ JOHN .... I..A....EVR~: II. comp;ony is advenising fo, chanle. And bu.i"""", change Aveoue, Fl. Lauderdale. For mOre ;nfo,malion and to resi_, Sped", to ,h.. Sun a ""'''''Ic'01a<:ol)UnlS receivable. alw"ys m....ns joh opcnlnl'. call the FAU!FIU Imernalional Trade C""'...... in Boca Raton, (010711 Th.. /0/10"';"1( "~fkl" b Ihere is a likelihood Iha, other Don', look for a "perf"",..' 338-2272. Thi. I..... cl;l.Ss Is sponsored by Ihe FAUIFIU Inl...... reprinlnl "1,,, pe,,,,lsllc}II from v""ancics may c"is< a, low"r malch:....,k OUI the hltl 1001. IItlandl­ inllS oflen come in SCI' of,wo or Cenll!r, 1800 Eller Dr., Pon Evergl:>des, 1st Floor Ser11lna. ROOfR. cd properly. !he p'OCCSl oftry,nl ,h,Ory. ;soor" reat:~ Florldil Powc< ilnd lilh, will be held Thursd..y. Sepeven (0 len lor an in'erview. In CIOfl>PM)' or """'"jobq>­ Qual;ty ilnd PilniciPillion. if you S''''' lhc """"'1""")' the "me porwn0'Y ., the .....' 01 1m;". to perform a map ~I'" Dul otbcQ So by. Ame Andcnon is SBDC's new office location or 1bc cand__ befOre YOU' a nice SUY. b SlnaUer a<:<:oUn_ re$UrnC uri...... You will lU1& firms offer c.acelltnt up- The fAU Small 8usiness Development Cerner offoces ,10 forl fl"I...... nmore_ alUdr: porwnLl>C:S. Our ne.... "wnrid \...auderdale have ~ from me Unlvet5l1'( Tower to thee.... <>f 10 than in a su.ck of 100. that e"'en lhoulb you ...... ·t <><:onomy" is b...... hns lhous.andI mereial Blvd. campus. 1515 W. CClfTl..-.::iill Blvd, The lOP" n..... "".... Ie.... acconcb of qUllhflCd for ll a spcna1i.c oppor_ small bus<""'l6 \OpOCS. 11 iliso has offices ,n Boca Raton and P'" lion len:! you aN! seeking. solld Ind,c.,or of busi"eu nuul>c:s are unhmnod Beach Gardens. ASA to improve their numbers f==Career Corner=~ PETER REPPEN sruden••• and technical briefings sponsors picnics, volleyball mal~ MARIE MACDONALD ~ciol lb ,he SWI on new standards or laws thai enes and. during the summer Di,t>clo, of the Cafff' ~,vjc.s eMI"", Boca campus would pertain 10 aceounUlJ"". IICmestcr, a softball leam. The The Accounting Students In September. the ASA will ASA offers much 10 Ihe aCIive listed below are ",me of Ihe importanl career activilies be­ Associat;on (ASA) is an hold their firsl general meeting FAU business studem. from ing held by the Career Services Cente, at FAU (Boca campus): organiM,;on open nol only those for lhe semester, along with an freshman to graduate level, please nOle Ihe", dales-we look (Ol'Nilro to ..,,,ing and serving SUldenlS listed as accouming ma­ you. office 'our of a large accounting If you are IIOt presemly a jors. but also to those .,wenlS finn and two "Rap Session•. " Reeruilment Season begins September 26 through November who are still conte,mpla.ing their member of lhc Accounting 23. Bullellns liSTing employer'S, dales, and olher delailed infor_ The Rap Sessions are held every Students Association bul wanllo area of study. The activities rail just prior 10 the on..campus ,n­ n>;uion ,He ,"vailable in Ihe Ca.ee, Services Center and posted J"'CS"n;l,ings what ASA can do for you as an sfl(.'Cific opportunity! Lislings of employers are posted in Ihe tcrested in these fields are en_ active accounting studenl at FAU. deal with a vari".)' of .opies in­ CQ\Iragod to attend even if they lower breez(!way and in the C"eer Services Cenlc. above Ihe cluding current happ'''''ngs in the are not interviewing Ihi. fall. For more information please Cafeteria. bu..ioess and ac<:ounting field, The ASA i. abo a social call Peler Reppen at7~2-7929or p;>SSible fum..., car<:cT choices fo< Workshops o~tion.Each yeaT. the ASA A.slam Shekha at 393-2713. .nl~rviewin8'One interviewing workshop is .equi..,d for each individu"l sceduled to meet wi!h " r""ruite•. 9/19/88. Monday 12:30 _ 1:30 p.m. FLH 314 ~ 9/19/88. Mondily 7:00 _ 9:00 p.m. CCS 243 .... HEY YOU- 9/20188. Tuesday 12:30 _ .:30 p.m. CCS 145 ""'~ 9/20188. Tuesday 7:00 _ 9;00 p.m. CCS 243 .f' , f ',!i!:.i',..,., yeahyou.. " '9/2&161:1. Monday 7:00 _ 9:00 p.m. CC5 243 'J~~-.J _,,:~I 9127188, Tuesday 7;00 _ 9:00 p.m. CC5 243 ~~ ~~~ 9128/68, Wednesday 12:00·1:00 p.m. CC5 243 Are you interested in writing a weekly column? 10/4/68, Tuesday 12:30 _ 1:30 p.m. CCS 245 L... j3'il We need articles on investing, real estate, inter- 10/1 1/66. Tuesday 12:30 _ 1:30 p.m. CCS 245 10/25/68, Tuesday 12:30·1:30 p.m. CCS 245 .... I, - ~ national trends, Florida business, advertising, Resume W,iling: "'~~II 'f'Inance, accoun"lng, economiCS,. careers, etc... 9/26/66. Mond"y 12:30· 1:30 p.m. FU~ 314 9/27/86, Tuescl"y 12:30· 1:30 p.m. CCS 245 ) Please call Craig at 393-3754 for your first assign­ 9128/88. Wedne,;d"y 7:00 _ 9:00 p.m. CCS 245 ment with pay! 9129/66, Thur,;d"y 12:30· 1:)0 p.m. GCS 245 10/18/88, Tuesdav 12:30 - .:30 p.m. GCS 245 If you have any que,;!;ons Or concerns aboulthe above. please feel II ...... 10 5'0 in (SS8 2281 0' <"all 393·3533. 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You, EARS w,lI anSwer your calls with your personalgreeling 24 hours a day for only $12.00 .. month --- la><. THAT'S ALL. Nohldden costs. no equ'pmenl to lease or loUy. No dep05lts. Sell For Buy For No conlraCls 10 5ign. EARS service ,s charged More Less quarterly. PUI your EARS on loday.. TEC COMMUNICATIONS In the Lobby of the University Center CALL FOR DETAILS 305/427·4444 Paid for through A&S fees Pagers • Beeper5 • ElectrOniC Answenng Features Spice up campus life with potpourri of clubs JULIE D'AMICO theory and beller public unde..laooing Sun Sf.." Writ.., ..nd appreciation oi ""''''eting problems. ?' University life should con"'l of more The Institule 01 EIec1rl<:..1 ..nd E/~ t....n lhedaily ri~l ofgoing to and from l'On;CS En./neers focuses on d~ It should ..Iso iodude becomingi ... dissemin..ting know-Iedge of the theod si~"ons ~ d;~­ electn:>niQ. ,;adio. allied branches of •'j:'"' '''3 more ..bou, you< ~ field 01 enginee,in&- ..nd ,el"led ans ..nd 1Wdy 10< trying 10 fisu,e 0U1 iuS! wt\al ~ (SoIy 00- read fhal one f1Y11! times thool is). 1I.t>ould also SO .'most w,~1 ,...., 'r1~\ ~,n8 Nt unive<'s,ry hfgy majof'$. LMnbda twvmg fun. Alph.. encou,age. ..nd sflmulales One wIrY to get .. good _" on "n of scholauhip ..nd ,ese.. rch in the • the aboYe is 10)00" ooe 0< more of lhe diKipfi,... by recogniz,ng and konoring many outstanding clubs and "'ll"niz;o. superior ac:hievemenfS. lions on carnpu$. The following infOfmJo­ For m"'nstre..m political view"!. the lOon is provided by FAU dubs and FAU PI'O,.-.nive Forum Slimulales ac­ organization•• th'ough the Student Ac· tive ,nlereslln polilic..1and governme.... ltvi,;.... Office. Take nolO' and see whic:h 1.111 ..ff..irs, "S well ..s strengthening ..nd ''''''8 .."UJIr W ....k... _ dubs you may be interested in. lurthering lhe Ideals of lhe Democ,..lic One type of dub founcl at FAU I. thai party. The TAU CoI~", R~bf/c..ns you'll pledge c ...efully-you'll be body ofCurrenl social Issues. F.... U·s Cir­ which helpS 10 f.."her studenlS in lheir meet 10 promote the principles of the Cre..llng bonds 10 lUI ol liretlme. ch K provides service, leadership r.eld of Sludy. The 'I,Ixoun';"8 StudHols Republ,c..n party. 10 recruil new For inleraction within the religious growth, and fnendship within .he c0m­ ~UonprovodM .. wuetu.-ed ~ membd ... ,)oCbYll! inleres' and incte~ in Greek needs oi Jewish students on CMTlPUS by brin~ 10 its members and fAU mul... 'lblecl>ves ollhe xcounting disciplIne lile .., FAU. FAU now proudly ~ offer,ng parlleS, spe.;alers. films. bru.... cok>r aWOlood of Ten is ol Catholic mOfes §OUnd Ih,nk,ng in .....rl<"'ing lion fun!l ..nd ,r inlef'eSled. choose who whoch educates and informs.he studenl page 13 Pursue bacchanalian pleasures moderately SALIM YAZBU: for responSIble choIl is a ~l For stucleOI"8"inst drinking. bul rather depending On how much 393.3542. ' line," said Ihe Homo The trip through Ihe gureaucrat's. characlerlslic..lIy booleong used mis fall, ..nd he was Iy column desiw-l espeda.lly ''\-Ve h,we Ismack smack} goong 10 have 10 buy lhe new Siudeni Services BUilding. ''Well:' you may a.... "what for you, !he confused Sludenl loc..ted above the cafeteria. ftai~ none, NEXT'" Calculus book ISSO dolla... w ..ndering ..imlessly about an Sludenl .... do fo< me'" "'Yaill Whal do you mean. compa.ed to aboul S42.50 'I AnoIhet Important member of Good question! Student Ai­ campus. Every week you Coln Ihi. offia is lhe newly ..p­ you h....e noner COSI I"sl yea.). Illrn he,e and learn everything rai.. is dedicaled 10 helping "Out prinle'·requ~1 fo,ms BUI il gelS wo.sel Since Bill pointed Vice Presidenl 01 Slu. sludents in ..re..s such as hous­ you eve' w ..nted 10 know ..bout denl Aff..i.s, Dr. Emanuel PRF·34212 did nol go through p;!.id fo' his books by Check, the diffe,ent services i1nd ing. financial ..id. health se', Newsome, who work. as .. vices. Slodefll employmenl,"OO lhe plces designed sludenfS ill FAU. ..nd S.udenl .... ffairs. W"S delayed. NEXT'" This week locuses on lhe Of. "W.. il! '''hen will Ihe See BUREAUCRATS All of these impressive lilies roae oflhe Dean for S1ucle ~ddl'PsM!d 10 ~a, ~. Jl,tJamlC Sun, UC 24/J 1\11 COffe~rt« Me CHRISTINE CHRQMEN lion oi lhe count! - Cru,ses ~nd held in SMcl~S' confidence. Sun Enl~ainmomt Edilor sream§hips, Although il may "'"""' ..ivioll, S1udeo'llS p", a bel­ I remember lhe last vacaUon ler under1.t.and,ng oi how 10 I took _ fou, day. ,n read cmise btochures, deck W.ash,ngton, 0, C. T1'>efe wasn'l plans ..rod rale sl>eels. The key much lOme fOl" s,ghl-seemg, bul is choctslng lhe "sht cru'se fl)l 1got I<> _ the ,mpon;lnlth,ngs. the nghl Iravele,. 1 even managed 10 squee;re in Even lhoush hopping ,nlO a .. lillie party,ng and dancing plane 01" cruls,ng on a VlfP a,e 994-1255 during the even'ng "rod ,nlO lhe two of the quidne else, you ~ lI's off I<> sea with another pot' ii, BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL The CLAST... eARLY'S .,~ 'lTr' ~ '£ ~ will you pass? ~. 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Totallngf Fo' further Information call Mickey Getty : IlEACHAHDISE 1.I $50.00 or More 1I StUdent Health $el'Vlces '------393-3512 The unhappy fling did, It was soon .. fie. this thai SERVICES how""... yield lhe ..lght_line Abyssma"s he..lth began 10 f..i1 I I' ~I ill ,,,"", him as well ..s his cre.ali,ve from page 10 "~I block-bu;le. enlilled "0 My • A ,"" Berty Thou Wen The Besl," pow..rs. His hean heavy w,\h especially for you, the sludent It "';'a•• in facl, this conlrov...• despai...nd his head swaddled here at fAU. Although lhe Office of It VIEWS si..1quicki.. \lhe poem. not lhe in band..ges, Abyssmal became deed) Ihal finally th,uSI hopelessly addicted 10 ground De..n fo.- SltJdenl Affairs dot Abynmal inlO Ihe Iite.ary nUlmeg. consuming huY' hand­ nol usoally de..1with acadrem fuls daily. His poetry pros.es... problems (you can go 10 \'01 limelight. Crilia were outraged. ~ The royal f..mlly was ~. ed f.om quirian willl"'l lers and smoke sign..ls...nd help you OUI w,th ..ny 0Iht Yet Si' Hotace B. Abyssm.1ll even his fellow nuuneg in­ I«>obies or problems yoo gained a sm.1ll1 bul ~ed gestOfS would only staY' 'hei' facing as a studenl. Essay on Ponderous Thought follow,ng,. n>osl rooQbly a field­ mass slupor p..rties when lonaine Ruht, Dean Ken loughened gang of Abyssmal was all....14 two hun­ secret..ry. summed up tie po ....._ procl..imed, ..her ~i"inll sheephe,ders who, II was he ye... was 1819. Th<'! dred miles aw..y; his pany ..n­ pose of the Offi~ofSWderIA binh, '''E's so,ng 10 be .. reponed, after a public reading literary $Ubeullu,e in Eu.­ lics -em tesendary, and includ­ f..i.., saying "14udents 0l8' ta~l, philosophet or .. ~ or .. of "Berty" in lhe local pub, "fope teemed _'lk ed eggnog chugging and c1ari< he.e when they a,.. f""",­ "lIi~lion ~ p;"nle._ Dump him ,n !he bog. w"Pl openly and decla,ed cheap and allusions 10 the "Thanksgiving wlm how they've been ~ sed RornJon.ic poets. won't YOU. 1"",,, Abyssmal a god. God," who appa•...,lly only some-he.e else ..nd doo Vel in tile modsl olthls W'Vad quICkly by sneer.of..­ Abyssmal, who could not han-­ taken his fTlOd>e<'s life al!he un­ a disciplinary problem, ~(] moulh 10 !he ne..rby villages, ifTN.8inn and dubious wi' die even Ih.. most mild foc:e of the o.-n for S!ud..,u no~, and fi ....lIy 10 london itself. limely "Y' of one hundred and rnesmenz«l -.ni"gly reproach. story goes, lh...... and on an .....rly Winter fai.. is the place 10 SO- yet whose life :and work re­ A child prodigy, Abyssmal Abyssm..t, lhen lWenty-1WO, WeYerlhe~s. was not quil<:' six daY" old .. sack of bricks on .. pleasanl of and alooe, ..nd don'l kn:! Sir ~e B. Abyssmal, one •...... ,k..ble accomplishmenl. Today !he life and works spring clay in 1822 ..nd did not: Sr. Horace B. Abyssmal a .... where 10 Nm, Stop by SII.te of EngL.anosl rt'l"1OWned conlempor..ries. BUI Sid's hoB farm In Sq....lchm;t the snxM street: At sixteen, afle< ..n unSUC­ This dlspl..y of s..lf­ ....me of which is now legen­ l<>-do thug, and disap­ bsolu~ly peared soon ..n.... hIs only son cessfull'oV<>yea, apprenliceshlp deprecal10n was repot1edly ..... dary .. nowhere). there who is oul there alont­ ~ doesn'l know whal 10 do 50. WOK born. Abyssma.!'s mother,,, 10 a local s"'Ofdswallower, I.... off aft... Abyssmal anended is .. lanered, yeUOWi.'d piece of ~ simple woman 0' 'a of toen..iI chafing,. ed lIS a rt'SU1t oLincessanl preen­ points ..I lhe end of "O,.."ty al the newly-e.eeted Museum We tty 10 help everyonf': M,s, Abyssm..1 profoundly In­ ing and a messy linle affair with Was lhe Te.ribly Big Slew of fo.- BI"lf>d Poets w,th Ra,.. fatal don'l like 10 pass prob""'" nuenced her son, and is ~,d 10 the school maSCOl. Puppiesl" Ep,dermal Condllions. 10someone e1se-il swPs OOPSI SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCEI For the next 60 days construction will begin on extending the covered walkway from the Sanson Science Building to the P-5 parking lot. The site will be fenced off in a similar manner as the site for the construction of the Science/Engineering Building. As a result, access to the campus and Bio­ $;:' Science Building will be limited and sometimes cunconvenlent.•• • . ' We apologize for these inconveniences, however these restrictions are necessary for the safety of all of our faculty, students and staff. ,...:.:..:)."~,,PLEASE BEAR WITH US! - ~-=-~~~ Funded by SG through A&S fees

    ; P-ee t3 "".... 31.1... 01 Phi Kappa Phi and Beu Gam­ ma Sigma. f~lty coordinatOf Bureaucrats tangle in red tape fOf the Matlcil of the CoI1<."8" book. year is WOfM!. But I supposo! Ihat If all FAU ~tudent~ and facul­ of Business and Public Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. lhe longcr you stay in collcgc, ty had as much emhusiasm and Adminl~1ratlon. The fir" week of school was the worSt' it gets. school spirit as Or. Eric Shaw, Shaw .. Iso serves In various a wa~te of time. In the firstth'ee Or 11 may be what I s.:llo last what a wonderful place this university and college commit­ days of school. I only $pent year al the "nd of my first col. _"be t~, and participates In a grea' abou! an hour and a half umn, bureaucrats ,eally hdte 0<. Eric Shaw, Msociate pr0.­ number of professlon..l """,,Ice TOTAl! in three classesl BIll is ~. fessor ofMarketing, Is probably O<&3nizatlon5 ;IS a membe< 0< FAU'S most enthUSl"stic sup­ offlC"r. He is currenlly the Pro­ porter. You may recognize hIm ~m Chairman for the World if you anend FAU athleiiC Marketing ConfelIte~ whose spirit promotes Sun. Both are veoy worthwhile Florida as a teen..gef with his FAU. laS! year. he received the school days when he was In the inlerest In FAU athletics amoog ..nd Important organIzations to parents. He majored in Excellence in Undergraduate tra<:k and field team and the the members of the student be a part 0/. Of at least gei to Col~ M;uketing and obtained .. Teaching Award fOf the volleyball Ieam. body. know. Both toy to "-p you, the Itsf~l. B..chelon In Business Ad­ of Business and Public Or, Shaw IlkesFAU, One orp,nlurtion that most student. infograms and ilCliv'lie on cam­ !hey c.;IIn be. He then obg,ned a Doctorate such as !heAmooric:an Mari<1remely Involv. during job interview~ his name and only "Open Mk" nights. Cenl"r. Ju~t remember, ~trlklng Shaw has held various poslt,ons ed In profes~lonal ''''d academic oftcn comes up. I"m ilIad I had L.a~t ~M, some of the special a balar>ce bt.'Iween all aspects of 8uslnes~, him (or a teacher," Or. Eric within the Col1<''lIe of service groups, and holds office prOlYams presented by SGPS unive.sity ~ife can I)e a Shaw Is defimtely a face thaI Ir>clud",g ""'sislant Dean of the In sev...... 1 of them. He Is the Included David B~nne•• the challenge, but a fun one althatl Coll~ and ASSOCiate Chalr- prflldenl of the honor' ~ fAU Can not do WIthout

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The fun begins ty classic Wild Hits on [Wo lon8 playing psyched"I'.. and garage-band music, giv· at 9 p.m. in the Rat. PAST DARKLY albums! Not "vailable in stores! C"II ing forth a sampling of whal was burn· Record reviews by nowl $8.95 for lPI $9.95 for 6-track See WILD THING Thursday, ~ptember 1 Scooter livinJl:ston t"pes!"' So, I call lhe loll free number, O'der Wild Thing. pop open a beer and page 16 Get in line early, it's the .. return ofThe Groove Thangs, the hot South Florida band • that rocked FAU last springal Screaming Iguanas fill Rat to capacity • the Outdoor Stage. They hit the stage at 9 p.m. in the Ral. Playing at Ihe Rat on Thursday, August 25, the Screaming Ig­ ..~ Be sure to have your student uanas of love filled the place to capacity. The four-member rock· ~ ID (or thiS event is sponsored n.roll band from Melbourne, Ihe Screaming Iguanas o( love-per­ formed mostly original pieces and even a punk rendition of Hap­ ; by SGP6. py Birthday to someone in the crowd celebrating her birthday. Please nOle that the Uni"er- Anyone familiar with the Hoodoo GUlU5 would have appreciated · 5ity Cenler will c1o:s.e at 5 p.m. the Screaming Iguana5 of lOlle and their sound. Highlights of the evening included a Slfip lea:s.e, which left the • and will re-open at 6 a.m, lead 5inger dancing in his boxer 5horts. The 52 cover charge • Tuesday, September 6 for the wa5 well worth paying according to :s.everal students and 50me .. labor Day Holiday Weekend. : even walked away with tee-5hirts Ihal the band threw out to the . audience. Despite Ihe fact that the Rat was packed, the crowd Friday, September 2 appeared to be pretty attentive and enjoyed the Screaming Ig. It's progre55ive rock night at uana'S of love's performance. ... the Ratl1 Stop by and here The ~ Beautiful at 9 p.m. This SGPB • event i5 51 for student5 with .. ID and 53 -for non -students. • .. Monday, September 5 Take the day off- iI's labor ~ Day. Besides, it's an official : school holiday. Why not go .. on a picnic or spend the day : at the beach. Whatevef" you do • - relaxlt • =' : Tuesday, September 6 The R3t seemed like the place to be Thursday For all you moviegoers night with the line and wait to get in longer than ~ missed Diane Keaton in the hit previou5 Thursday night events held last spring in : comedy Baby Boom, SGPB in the Rat. With the addition of more than 750 new Broward wi1l be showing the students to FAU this semester, a steady flow of pe0.­ flick from 3-5 p.m. and again : ple waited to gel in from 8-11 p.m. from 5-7 p.m. at the FAU Plan 011 :lrriving early for this Thursday's Commercial Campus. All entenainment-a return engagemenl by The students are wel- Groove Thangs, lhe hal South Florida band, I come to attend. .... _ ,_<",$SA .....,"", > >' .... _ rwr....,/t:.....ItCADO · • • .~ •.. Young Guns should be outlawed from screen PRAKASH S. Six juvenile delinquents are hi'ed to ney, and Estellez, alias Billy Ihe Kid, PATHMANATHAN work on and prolect a farm owned by takes Over leadership of the 8'ouP. Sun 5'.« W,U.., a kin.d hearled Englishman. Charlie hlevez really likes to kill people and How long has il Sheen (Wall Sueel and Platoon), Emilio neve' misses a chance to put a lew been since you saw a Estevez (Repo Man>, Keiffer Sutherland bullets into SOmeone. When the killings real good, old witd west (Los' Boys) and Lou Diamond Phillips (La gel OUt of hand, the gang is outlawed by mov,er If you haven'l BamooJ appear as society misfits rejecled the governor. and Murphy offers a large you arc Our of luck by everybody. reward to bring lhem in-preferably this se"son. Young The role of a big cattle rancher and dead. Justifying his killing sprees, ESlevez Cuns, billed as a promis­ overall bad guy, Jack MUlphy, is played is able 10 keep the olher members of the ing western movie, lurned by Jack Palance, who never gets " group on lhe 'Un with Ihough15 of whole­ l"~~:::~~ ch~nce to show his .eliable crazy_killer SOme revenge on Murphy. I An impressiveOul to be arraya blankof shotbud· actIons. Murphy covets lhe Englishman's Sutherland plays a romamic poet al ding young actors have been pUl land and callie business. He uses his in. heart, who gets himself inlO this trouble logethe< to sell an incredibly Ouence with the governor of New Mex. unwillingly. He is very loyat aod always unreal mollie to Ihei' devoled fans. ico to hire gunslingers and buys off lhe nghls (or his friends. He confesses 10 his Maybe ;1 will be anractive to leenage.s sheriff 10 bully the boys. love, a beautiful chinese girt howeve<, 10 see thei' screen idols blasting away One day lravelling through Ihe pp. (orc I gCl in_ 0' something like thaU one-way t,ip to a Shriners con­ 8) S,mon and Carlunkel OFF to this w • C n, I'd like So here il is... d,um '011 please vention in Hoboken. New wtole a popula, song fo. the to persona I all of my - lhe "Fit!il Annual (!hal means Jersey 0' mall rodent mo",ic The C;::m<1d. Whal Is reader ('ierod,' Q'C,'" suppa., if I decide 10 ~yselfup fo' for YOU' Ichenl the tille of Ih;$ nd whal and kind .ds on Ihe Ihls k"'!d or ao...;t!;>ga'n) I'm a Anyw<1y, the Sig - (amous adOf ameo ap- Wel~ B Is~. as Rodc,n-RoIiKnor- II Alii T""'ia answer ALL Ii ,g LaTin. col- pearance in the fi I for !he .-:01" I C "TA OAltl Hold the ap.- lese le",el gli$h, a""bble 9) Whal song. Fred Flint­ you liveJll , , StUnts or w !} the ques.- $Ione "'ng when lie became a Usually t co"'e, b ds, t folks, a CON, lion$. get , ck 10 me and "shan lived" fOd<-n-.oll S1ar' '€!Cords, Concerts and t lot, Ihat me<1ns somCOrl(' if 'hey',e COrtee! (which I whal mcwie was the t this week I've been inspi,ed even winl So, Ihal also doubtn yo" Can become FAU's plfflC~:;'lay It a8"'n, Sam" uT· my editor, Chris, to tf)' I'll be gi",lng lhe winne' "Fi'sl "nnUllII'm" Reck·n·Roli I". nd wha' w"s The song's rnething diffe,cotlll And as I haven't decided yet Know II Alii" kind,,' pe'1>Onl!1 tiTle writerl 8y MICHAEl JACQUES songs says, "II's my column, whe e. il should be IWO Maybe we'lI Pflnt you, narne 1 hal world fa~60s arod I'll w,it" whal I wanl 10," months in a Tu"'ish prison, a arod pi~ in ,he "winn,ng rock sln~ S1artro his """8"' is~" e:prum" and publicly Q'Cf" in FIorKlaI hum,li<1 you, caU$>ng you 10 EXTR" POINTS: dT uni, OJ•. 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    • 31 ClASSES WEEKlY 0 "OV"NCEO. lNTERMEOI"TE, B, SURFBOARDS LESSONS lEO 8Y BOCA'S 8£ST CERTIFIED INSTRUCTORS, SICA TE BOARDS RENTALS 111(1() so. FT. SHOCK AIlSORElENT FLOOR 0 FULLY E BOOGIE BOARDS REPAIRS NURSERV o BOUTIQUE FOR "Ll YOUR WOFIKOUT NEEDS , STORE 005) 394·8818 SUR~ REPORT 394-8873 YOUR CURL CONNECTION SURF REPORT - 394-8873 !------:fSO/.:;-Oi=-F------! : ENTIRE SELECTION : I EXCLUDING SURF BOARDS I ~------Pegs 20 August 31, 19811• Strikers fall to Dips; Cubillas released nou.noeed Uta, win W.....inglOfl Diplomats who .... STEVEN K, BIl.LER before everyone'. aUen- enlene,ning ,nos of CUbill . Ic:a&ue 0"-""".1$ rnecI Ocwber 2) in Miami 10 the StrIkers in tWO uraip. S"" Slen involved ith Karch for younger laIenl 10 fill d'SCUi$!.he e"""...... fnnchiscs and AmericaniUt.ion. Ricardo AIonK> 5COted bod, '"'" Fan Lsuderdale SInkers severll o,h"r connicu ith DCllt year'~ roster. .-- lou more !han !.he ehampionship CublJ.... lhi.s _.Sai-­ ....Is ...ill"n five m'ouleS or pion~h,p lroph)' '0 the eachotheron SMunlay in f.....or on Saturday ",p. They also "'" "I I.h pride in the fSCI !hal I am missioner. Chuck Blazer. an- 4.n7. n"df.dder Nene Cubilw. • profcnionaJ. I _ day and Cubillsl; was ..,ka$ed by !.he niehl and don'I che., dub ,~,...dy afler lheit 3-2 anyone•.•!hal" .11 I eJ.pecI in lou 10 !.he WlO$hinp>n Diplomau return. " a> Loekhan Stadium. Afler lhe first 'nciden' ...hen ALPHA EPSILON PI Striken' pn:sident Noel t..ar.>n Cublllas I"""..,ndy hed 10 Suur_ "'as bIller. boer aboul rcce,v,,,& pennission 10 "N",.., m,saed ",-:1"'" on mISS praeueC'. Lemon ..... Wedne:lda.y and told lhe ".,..,h fur"",•. IW,m Suu'bierj!ha, he """'.,....,­ Accord'na 10 Lemon. Cubillas dueling. clink pemu",ib!e under was Upsel aboul being raJr.en ou, ,h,s "Onlracl.·· Lemon said. of games. Cubilla> was worfled ··T1'lat·s not true. '"'" 'Nth is. he .bout ...ha, he would ....y to his "'lOS a, D;sney World. kids when they ....y: "Daddy. Ai "I find il inc",npr"hens,,'e that why dtd they take you oul ofthe Fall Rush '88 any so-called profes.ional can do game?'· ,hal 10 his ,cammales. He is the I.,.(,lI\On·. anSwer very blum: Wednesday, August 31 billllCS' dlSgnocc I'v" been ;nvolv­ '·lkeau."" you're 100 old to play ed wnh.·· 90 minute. "fsoceer:' I>e said. SPIT YOUR PITS PARTY IN THE PITS. This one is Sure Lemon kept the fan. and the CUbitias claim. the club oweS to be fun. Stroll on by and join in this one of a kind event. The ,e,,,,, in mind. him rnoney. but Lemon insis", "I can only applogi"" to the lha, the S,n],;,,", OW" him nothing. night's festivities include Watermelon eating contests and pit Strike,.,. fan. that I didn't do this Funht>flnor", Lemon i. fining shooting contests, on Thursday. My decisi<)nw""in Cubtll•• $SOO for mi.... 'ng pta,,_ the be..' ;n,,,rC>! of Ibe ,cam and lk" la.t Wednesday. Thursday, Septemember 1 the fan. tha' I didn't bring 'his Lemon noted th" end of Ibe Look for us in the Rat. We be jammin' man on Thursdays CARBOROUGH COMPANY in the Rat. Friday, Septemember 2 INSURANCE INC. Invite only PARTY. You don't want to miss this one!!! FOf AVALIABLE TO STUOENTS, info, call 393-2725. MAJOR MEDICAL EXPENSE For info. or transportation please don't hesitate to call us_ CCIDENTAL DEATH AND DISMEMBERMENT MITCH 393-2725 GREGG 344-0566 and HOWIE 393-2805 BEN 393-2725 MATERNITV CARE EXPENSE STEVE 393-2925 ..JEFF 474-4826

    GARRET & KEEN REPRESENTATIVE I VALIABLE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS IN THE SG OFFICE MWF - 2:00 - 4:00 TR - 9:30 - 11 :30 393-3740 NOW HIRING WE HAVE BOTH FULL-TIME AND PART­ TIME POSITIONS AVALIABLE. ~,~O !~~~o~!!~8..o.A .,,::-'V #(\0 :s r~ -, WAITERS AND WAITRESSES ~ GM BUSSERS 'IfIijf SPECIALIZING IN: Tralne

    FAU MEN'S BASKETBALL TICKETS ON SALE Do )IOU know of OIly 1Ip04r In­ dnYin8 itWruction, u well u _y"1O improve your cu', P'C....ial for oft"..:es. Seuon tkkeu are ay.il~le for $$0. n.c Ikkel& are &ood for jontlDlion can bf! p.d>Iisllcd for more informa.""', call Don al (oI01)-J68...]I46. all I. horne lames. n.c Owls will begin !heir 11m season in !he NCAA 'he ""ire "liden' body. Diyision IIsgains. Palm Bea<:h Atlantic Collele on Noyember lis. 7:30 SAILING CLUB In the Gymnasium. r-Qr .ickel infe FAU sailing Club il seeking new "",n,be... RC8i ..rntion i. $20 lkponlUCnt a' 393-3710. STRASSEL. for the fMlI ""mester and includes the use of sailboa,", Soiling clas""", from page 18 will be ayailpbl" lhrot.l8h the fall and ""eunions are being plllJlned. Also. DOLPHIN GAMES the club i, looking for serious pilers 10 join the elub III omccrs snd TlIe Boao Raton Parka and Recreation OCpoortmenl is lIJIOft$OrinS. bus 1987 frC$hrnan 5C1\S&t;"n, run· help !he club 10 progre5-5. FOt more information. call Max at 276-7329 nina back Emmit Smilh. leads '"all Miluni Dolphin horne football gatnC$. Tkkeu are a...asbl" for !he (early momi"l Ot ave meuage). Florida. bul !he Gators face a followu>&aames: Green Bay. Sunday Sept:. Ilat I:oop.m.• Mi_. NEW POOL HOURS Sunday CIcI. 2 &I .:00 p.m. rilOfeI"6 (the <:kel and bus tnmponatit:>rI is $36.50. T><:keu may not eycn 10 6-S this year. the FAU pool hou... fotopcon II'" by ,..udenuand facull)' are ""pandt"l. TIM: _ KheOu-Ie. as pt)Ilod at \he FAU pool, os' lOay be purduosed al \he Boc:a Raton CommuniI)' ee....".- (Scott Hutl, Still. even lhou&h Fkrida ooukl 1$0 N.W. enwford Bl.Yd. between the hou... of 9:00 ••m. and 10:00 ....ye • IOUP scuon in 1988, Mon-Fri: 8 a.m.-9 •.m. (lap ,wimmtns) Miami and FSU ,",ill once &pin p.m, For additiortaJ ittformaolion. CCInts of ,nfants and pre·school studen... are - ~ requ,red 10 ao In'O the water ,",Ith \he,r children WALKING PROGRAM For addOl1Ona1 ,nforma''''''. please contael the pool off....., a. )93-78.51 Comejoin!he Inst.inue ofPhYIk:aJ FitnesalWell...... Walkins f'ro&J'atn. bet";een the houn of 12 00 noon and 500 P m dally T1Iis proa"'" features: ....pervision. !he comfon of an air condnioncd LABOR DAY POOL FUN OAy am. poup ....ppon. SU'CtChin&. etc. proanrn scans on Wood.ncoIday, n.c \~ Scpternbc:r 14 from 7:30 a.m. to 1:30 •.rn. For more informa"on. call Boca Ralon Park.s and Recraliol'l Depanmen. will hosl " Pool Fun )9)-3752. Day on Monday. September 5 (Labor Day) at Meadows Park Sw,mm_ ./\ ,ng Pool. 1300 N W. 8th S'reel. AellYOlie>; a...: sc_uled 10 beBin a, ].00 SURF CLUB p m alKl tnclude lhe cannon·ball splash baskelball free_throw and ,no Is anyone interested in a Surf Club? Now', the time to lei actlye and ~ ncr tube rnee...•nd more. mak.. il work. Meet at the Athlelic Counyard (by the pool). September ,--,,-,,,-..ct""" Awards will be giyen 10 the top three finisherl in each age group. For addi,ional informal;"n. plcase contac, the pool office al 393·18S I bel' 8th sI1:30 p.m. Open 10 everyone:. ConlSCl Pele at 421-9438 aner 5:30 ______ween tbe houn of 12 noon and 5:30 p.m. daily. p.m. for further informalion.

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    DANCE TEAM AUDITIONS: WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14th and THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 15th, from 4:00pm to 6:00pm in the HUMANITIES BUILDING, ROOM 030 CHEERLEADER AND MASCOT AUDITIONS: TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 20th and WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 st, from 4:00pm to 6:00pm in the HUMANITIES BUILDING, ROOM 030 FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL: DANCE TEAM - 393-2957, 393-2872 CHEERLEADERS - 393-3710

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