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By JACQUEUNE MULHERN By NEERAJ VOHRA A total of 16,017 students An intoxicated male student registered for Spong 1987 classes, received minor injuries outside the ~~lanl1"OOre3~e-or-moreLhaIl6O(tfrom- nt Center.rafter attending a Spring 1986, according to Thomas club party on the evening of Dec. McCarthy the registrar. However, 12, 1986, according to Robert T. only 8,291 of these students enroll- Georgia, acting dean of students. ed in January; the other 7,726 took Georgia did not identify the stu­ advantage of early registration in dent and said, "I would not want to December, the most since the pro- -violate anyone's privacy." Georgia TIle ...... 01 tile Sa' '11 I. e.ter IIfIer..,....TnI...... eo.puy gram began. declined to go much further into tnIdE "Qed.oI o.to It. detail and said that his office was Seniors and Baruch Scholars "looking into the matter to identify New Deans received first priority in registering the individual involved and the and, therefore, were most likely to nature and cause of the incident." Sought TRUCK SPRAYS OIL receive their first choices for classes. According to Georgia, the'dean Juniors, sophomores and, fmally, of students'office wa~ also attemp- SEARCH ON.~_WALL OF freshmen were then proc~_. ,_ ting to determine whether the col- ' McCarthy Said, "One of the big- lege's alcohol policy guidelines were' COMMITTEES STUDENT CENTER gest problems is not with the violated, and whether "additional FORMED • seniors, but sophomores and preventive measures need to be in­ juniors and the problems they have troduced to avoid such occurrences By LINDA ZUECB By JOHN GRECO aad \ t:iDdi~ _Ule basic. bUsbiess in the future." . CAl1:LINMOJ,JJSON. ,~ ,M~,:-.of _tf.lC...~~c, ~. ~, ~ president fOT April)~' ~- .""",~_"""-' ~ ~"We Heating oil was sprayed onto the. season..(October' - . w _ •.,_ < >" », , «". .... ·..",.p&StTatiOn' said won't go -:~"-' ::':~;~:~~~-' .~~~~~: J~~~~'~ ,~"~':'~J~~S"'bO:' fr~nt~~ wall or ~~ ..'~,r.:,,_-,".Bamf:~ . student.. -;.,;"-.~_ ' _-:_~of ddiv~~.: ..;,_~._~,~:....l,are made~, -~ -'. '. ,,,,...... _'.-: ..•.. _:- .'...... •.:.:,•• •.,...... '":' . ,- ;.. - - -.,- ". ',- ,_._~'- ',~.... .:-_·Wiii&lIit.~~------~'. ~~-,-' --_._~ '-'. --, ., COnditiOn~;!~~=~==~= !!~~~ truck on Monday Feb. 9, according provide details on the-, to Marilyn Mikulsky, director of .' . that they remain anonymous. Campus Planning and Facilities. Baricho .said that Mystichas a According to these sources, a . contract WIth another company for Baruch student and IDs frieDd went The truck, from the Mystic Bulk cleanup in the event of a spill. The to the India International Club par­ Transportation Company of cleaning company uses cleaning ty held at the end of last semester. Astoria. Queens, was parked in solvents and high-pressure steam to Apparently.. they were both drunk front of the Student. Center and get rid of the oil. before they arrived. making a normal delivery to 132 According to one of the sources, Baricho said, "We did the (clean­ alcoholic beverages other than beer E. 22nd St., across the street. ing of the) car. and the cleaning and wine were smuggled in that company did it again to make it David Baricho, a representative evening and consumed by the stu­ from Mystic explained how the spill doubly clean." dent in question. Campus reguta­ occurred. "There is a deck hose "When you are bending.. and ·Tr>".­ tions forbid the consumption of which connects the trailer to the alcoholic beverages other than beer pump. One side of the hose sucks bending the hose over a period of , Domas McCarthy, tile ...... time, sooner or later you may and wine at campus functions. the oil up from the truck and the According to Henry J. other pumps it out under pressure. develop a weak spot. You don't know when the hose may break, and Law 1l0I sections closed McJ.aughlin, the director of securi­ One of those hoses broke under ~ like you don't know how many early." ty the student was asked to leave pressure, " potholes you can drive a tire over In most cases, the students simply the building when he became "'dis­ registered for a different section of Baricho said that the oil is before you get a flat," Baricho orderly." the same course. But some sections About two hours later (approx­ pumped under pressure of between said. in business had to be added to ac­ imately 10:30 p.rn.), one of the 40 to 50 pounds. He said, "It may commodate the extra demand and assistant security directors found be 90 pounds or so, but the average Mikulsky said that "people (from to compensate for the cancelled the student on the ground.. "'un­ is 20 to 40 pounds. However, the the company) came the night of the ones. Sections were added at the conscious between the bench and hoses are rated for I SO pounds per tenth (February) and used high­ discretion of the deans. The reasons sidewalk curb (in front of the Stu­ square inch. ~ ~ pressure water to dean the wall. for cancellation given by McCarthy dent Center]. He reeked of alcohol, However. we are dissatisfied with it Mikulsky said. "It (the hose) was were insufficient, demand and the and there was a pool of blood where (the cleaning job)." "- under such pressure that it burst faculty'sscheduling conflicts, his head was resting.. " said and sprayed not only the ground Two events ~ spring registration Mcl.aughlin. and sidewalk, but up onto the According to Mikulsky, the com­ occurred for the first time this year. (Continued on Page 9, Co/A) building." pany stated that it was too cold for First, on" Jan. 6, two pre­ the method they used to work pro­ registration seminars for entering A ear parked in front of the perly and they would have to use transfer students were held. The building, belonging to Henry another method. students were briefed on the McLaughlin. direcior of. security, regisbatitm process, how to ,-pt­ was afso sprayed. Daniel Kauf­ Kaufman explained that there financial aid, and where to go to . man , assistant director of Campus was no danger that the oil could solve their problems. They alsomet Planning and Facilities said the oil have caught fire before it was clean­ administrators. ~nd. . tbc:tte. company .should clean the car and ed up because, uNumber six oil students who were on academic the building at its own expense. must be Mated between 180° and probation )at term were able to 200" before it could'bum." find out their grades earlier than in' ". According to Baneho, "The fre­ previous years because the Fall1986 . quency of a spill of this kind is very rare. If, over the course of one (Continued on Page 9, Col. 2) (Continued on Page 5, Col. 3)

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BLACK. IIISTDBYM-.'- . J Tlie11eker -' Febl'Ul'Y 17, 1917 Febraary 17, UI7 J.. The Ticker t, EDI·rORIAL LETTERS The Lasher Michael LasbinskI. Going Up? KEEP COLEMAN .I AM NOT A·RACIST What is immobile for 60 rrrinutes, 15 inches below the first floor and fill­ To The Editor: similarly goes unrecognized. • struggle against racism and oppression, but ed to capacity? In the Feb. 3 issue of The Ticker, Let us appreciate the enormity of r Anyone who writes an opinion column, Any Baruch student concerned with arriving in class before the professor one front page article had to do the measurement process generally. • does it with the knowledge that some people we don't win the battle by fighting with . with the resignation of Professor Publishing quality is judged by in the community will be angered or upset every single person. We win it by beinl begins to lecture knows the answer. Robert Coleman. Additionally, the whether or not an article appears in by the content of the column. Thus smart, and knowing when to make a stand. Last week nineteen people were trapped for an hour in an elevator at 17 editorial picked up the story. Both either of two journals. There may criticism, like the letter from Dr. Martia I didn't know I was cowering to racists articles established the face that be some third journal that is Goodson, assistant professor of compen­ when I met a black medical student, on the Lexington Ave. At 360 Park Ave. South, the elevators escort passengers to Coleman had a significant devoted marginally acceptable, but the satory programs, in reference to my last col­ train I take, who was going to his friends the top floors and, without opening the doors, take them down again. These student following and was, name of that journal neither stays umn on racism is not unexpected. Never­ house in my neighborhood. I didn't know I are simply a couple of the many incidents that delay students from reaching therefore, a fine teacher~ Neither the same (different third journals theless, what is sad is that a Baruch Facul­ was cowering when I walked him to his article, unfortunately, made it plain are mentioned to fit the occasion), ty member shows an inability to think in­ friends house while there was a group of class on time, a problem that has become particularly annoying to those at­ just how well published Coleman is nor is wiJely known. Really there dependently. Instead she states that my teenagers across the street. This less than tendine class at Park Avenue South and Lexinston Avenue. nor how well he attracts tax practi- are only the two. You have publish­ beliefs and actions contribute to the growth two weeks after the Howard Beach inci­ - ~ dent. I don't cower and I never will cower In addition to the aforementioned problems, the lines at Park Avenue tioners to seminars. ed if your article appears in one or of racism. Coleman has a most extensive list the other; you have, for the most I'm sorry Professor Goodson, but when I or succumb to the fear of or from racists. South are long enouch to intimidate the most courageous vertical traveller, of publications including numerous part, wasted your time if it appears wrote about racism I- did something that Professor Goodson, it is also quite un­ writings for the American Institute elsewhere. Neither journal devotes you failed to do when you wrote your sometimes curling.... throughout'- the corridors. necessary for you. to drop the names of of Certified Public Accountants much space (comparatively; hardly response. That is I used my own mind and In the past The Ticker has had two front page stories on this problem, (AICPA), the New York State any) to taxation articles. Goodman Schwerner and Liuzzo because I my own knowledge and experience to know my history. Yes I even know who and in the present issue, reports that students were "taken hostage" by one Society of CPAs, and in respected . Consider a related quality issue: analyze the situation. You instead towed journals in the taxation field. The If clear lumber is the best lumber, Chaney was. I am quite capable of of the machines. Hopefully, the violations will be corrected in the near A Positive Point one of the party lines. educating myself about these issues without fact that he is a drawing card for then knotty pine represents the You accused me of racist analysis, a term future, lest The Ticker he forced to run another front page story on the sub­ seminars for professionals points other end of the spectrum. Yet having to take three of four course in the About BreastCancer, which is so superficial, that it has little Black and Hispanic Studies Department. I ject. not only to a unique form ofservice there are those who favor the meaning. You attempted to impugne my to Baruch but also, when coupled decorative feature of knotty pine. guarantee you that I know more about Now we can see it before you can feel it. When character, while still refraining from calling racism and the struggle for justice' in with his extensive publications, to Indeed, if knotty pine was the goal, me a racist. You didn't have the nerve to his preeminence among the clear lumber would rate poorly. We it's no bigger than the dot on this page. America 'than 99"0 of the students taking 1984. +3? And when ifs 90% curable. With the best chance call me a racist because it is a ludicrous these courses. leading-perhaps the top see different goals calling for dif­ charge. Instead you tried to ostracize my dozen-tax educators in our coun- ferent measures of quality. of saving the breast. viewpoint by inferring that I was racist. What is really sad about your beliefs is try. I barely know Coleman, but I can The trick is catching it early. And that's exactly that you think that just because someone is So the man has done admirably recognize talent. His is a sad story; Secondly, I find it presumptious that you black that he or she holds a monopoly on in teaching, researching, and in- the loss is Baruch's. what a mammogram can do. feel to tell me what my lines should have A mammogram is a simple x-ray that's simply goodness. Al Sharpton is a power pimp and stitutional service. Why then was he There are many people of diverse meant, instead of understanding what I just because his skin is a certain color denied tenure? talents on Baruch's faculty; they the best news yet for detecting breast cancer. And meant by them. After all I did write them, doesn't change this. Or maybe you didn't In The Ticker, envy was mention- often contribute in unique ways. saving lives. so I should know what I meant by them. know that the Voice reported that he had ed as a possible cause; inflam- Coleman could draw crowds to pro­ tf you're over 35. ask your doctor about The article.was called Native Son because it ties to the Italian Mob. In addition, just for marory remarks were exchanged, fessional seminars. Others serve on mammography. reflected my experiences growing up in a your information I admire Trump, Indeed envy may have been a major committees. A few faculty­ white ethnic community. This makes 0'Amato and Giuliani as much as I admire cause. But ignorance surely played members advise student organiza­ perfect sense to me. In addition, when I Sharpton. an equal role. tions. Some are warm and charm- Give yourself the chance of a lifetime. T\I wrote that "mostly all white ethnic com­ Accountants come in different ing-cheerful individuals who make munities are racist" 1 did not mean that Because I don't tow your party line is a sizes and shapes. Sadly, over the you glow if but for a moment. Ap­ most white communities are racist, poor excuse to paint me (in a subtle man­ years factions have formed and parently cheerful doesn't count as although you decided to twist it this way. ner) as racist and contributing to racism. ''il!lyone who perceives harmony in much as being a member of a com­ Wasps (White Anglo Saxon Protestants) do Your litmus test for acceptanc:e is a poor tfte field is cursed with myopia. mittee, yet there are committeesJ-_---1IIIII not think of tbemse1~ as -ethnics,' and if one'anc1'there. 'DO 40ebt"'attheway t \he .ere - are -aiidifors;-' financrait ac;··-tbaTprolnlb1y-do-a-dissetvice 1trthe .-- ._--.------_._------countants; managerial accountants; institutiofi. One would expect tax accountants; accountants who negative points to be awarded in Finally why do you find it necessary to cannot be distinguished from such a case, but it is not so. A pro­ paint me as an outsider, by stating that I finance people; mathematical ac- fessor who writes an article that is blame the Howard Beach "circus" on a countants; and management infor- not published has wasted his time; member of the African American com­ mation systems specialists. The cur- however, time spent on a commit- munity. By using these words are you trying rent mode of evaluating quality is tee-whether or not the committee to convey the message that this white guy limited in that, for the most part, achieved anything worthwhile-- isn't a part of your community and only publications in two specified counts points automatically. Why? therefore is an enemy. I think that it is im­ journals that are read primarily by A department chairman who per­ portant for all groups to take pride in their academics-namely, The Accoun- forms poorly nevertheless fulfiHs a heritage. Howev.er I ultimately view as ting Review and The Journal of Ac- service to Baruch. I cannot unders- BLACKS, RIGHTS, AND myself a member ofthe human race. Simply counting Research-are given tand the logic. if a black man is a jerk he's a jerk. If a weight. For example, Bob Col- There are professors in white man is a jerk he's a jerk. All Sharpton eman's publications for the AIC- disciplines other than accounting THE SUPREME COURT is a jerk. P A, which are used in dozens of who have not published in either of seminars across the country that are the two favored accounting jour­ By ElJSTACE FRANCIS Professor Goodson, I have nothing to attended by thousands of practicing nals. Are they considered to have the Supreme Court are not "the supre~e prove to anyone in reference to my commit­ CPAs, have been downplayed. His published? Is there not an overall Until recently I was just another black law of the land'''-is significant because Its ment to a fair and just society. My beliefs college senior with an eye on law school. service in enhancing Baruch's Baruch position? If an accountant. implications. while far-reaching. fo~ an aren't a secret and never will be. Likewise I preoccupied during his final months of Americans who value their Constitutional feel that you are also a decent person who F..ditor-in-Chief Neeraj Vohra reputation nationally among CPA (Continued on Page 6. Col. 5) ~_SAT sco~es. fir:ns (who employ our graduates) undergraduate study with rights. are especially troublesome for yearns for justice. However I feel that you News Editor Caitlin Mollison personal finances and pSYChIC prepar'atrort Features I-:dilor John Greco blacks. should reasses some of the beliefs you hold for letters of acceptance and rejection from Meese's stance is worth examining about how to achieve this society. I also Arts Editor Steven Baum law schools. So engrossed was I in' these Ad"ertisin~ Mana~er Donna Vallario because it brings into question the hard­ think that next time you write a letter matters that I remained largely oblivious of criticizing someone you should be careful in Business Manager Marios Hadjitofis are~a. fought-for accomplishments of blacks. developments in this nations's legal ma~v Pbotography Editor Carlos Miranda of which should not have been there throwing around false charges, or the next where the armies of liberalism are retreating for the asking but. plain and simple. for t.he time you'll accuse Bruce Hornsby and the Office Manager f.isa Hutt in the face of conservatism's aggressive. Production Associate _ _.. _ Eric Kun taking, as natural rights; it is worth examm­ Range of cowering to racists because they relentless advance. ina because it implies that black advances. sing "That's just the way it is." Assistant News Editor I.inda Zuech Attorney General Edwin Meese's recent Assistant Business Manager Kenneth Brown many of which ha'd had to wait on judicial offensive azainst the Supreme Court. initiative to come to fruition. rest not on the Assistant AdnrtisiD« Manager Shannon Brewton however. rudely jerked me out of my brief Coasulbnt Prof. Roslyn Bernstein solid srounds of inalienability and in­ nizht of political complacency and slumber violability but on the shifting sa~ds of and sent me earnestly fluttering through the political expediency and moral faddl.sm .. Staff: Quotation of the Fortni&!!! pale. fading notes of my American Govern­ CIIdaa Balchaadani Nannette Gordon John Ricard fl~pping Article II, Section 2 of the ConstItutIOn ment class. Here. while through t.he clearly and unambiguously states that Alldrat ..t Judy Haney TIna Rohrllck notes:I became painfully reacquainted wlt~ "judicial powers .shall ex~d. to all ~~ses... Beverty 8enw'd John C. Haugh Deborah L. Roldan "We won't go public (with the story); the "three~fifths of all other Persons MiduIeI Blaer Michael Lashinsky Josep" Scri"ani arisins under this ConstItution... And it's not suitable for the college newspaper. " clause of Article I. Section 2 of the original where'"do these judicial powers reside? Arti­ ...... ftII..~ Mark Levine Teddi ScrofaDi Constitution~ U .S. with the Missouri Com­ cle III. Section 1 provides the answer: It Delores Cepeda Fotis Unos Aurio Soto ~th ~nd promise; the Dred Scott case; the I states, " ...the judicial power of the United PIIIIIp J. o.np William Moran Martin Starkey - David Green, 15th Amendments to the U.S. ConstltutlOn; States. shall be vested in one Supreme AsIhI K. 0." Jacqueline Torres JlICqueline Mulhern Plessey vs. Ferguson and Brown. vs. the Court, and ill such inferior courts as Con­ UIIIa By" Sal Treppiedi vice president of Laurie Nocerito Topeka, Kansas. Board of EducatIOn.. aress may from time to time ordain and Pni Flaaelli Christopher Ward The significance of these pieces o~ legI~la­ administration on the ~stablish." (My italics.) tion lies in how they reflect the historical This distinction between a "Supreme" Th« Tickn- is published se"en tilQeSa semester. All work with the exception of typesettina and printinK is by Baruch, syst~ms incident involving an role this country's lecal and judicial court and "inferior" courts suggests that CUNY BA. or anduate stude.ls. We welcome all contributions and criticisms that are typed and si&aed. We are have played in defining. and broademng the Supreme Court not only has the p~er loafed ia Room 381F of the Student CftIter. Oar lD.ilin~ address is 137 East 22Dd Street. New York. N.Y. 10010. intoxicated student who the "place" and "rights" of black to strike down the decisions of lower. "10- (212) 725-7620. received minor injuries Americans. In turn. Attorney General Printina by Ja~ Kim Printing Co., IK., 40 West 22nd Sbftt in Manhattan. Meese's Supreme Court offensive-most (Continued on Page 4) at a Baruch party. especially his assertion that the decisions of ..• ...

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hour. However, they usually try to MARCH get here within a half hour." Don't Let Sex Education According to Richards, one of 19 STUCK IN the women on the elevator was IN APRIL pregnant. She was calm at first, but Take A Backseat as time went on, she became By GLENN PALMER By DIANA SCALERA DISABLED ELEVATOR nervous. Another passenger, Gail Throughout the length and breadth of the transmission of AIDS may in fact act as loaded with adultery, promiscuous sex, Canty, a senior,asked,"Why did we this country,' there has been a continuous a deterrent to promiscuity. premarital sex, teenage pregnancy, bed­ Rev. Jesse Jackson and Cesar Chavez, By LINDA ZUECH come down so far?" However, debate on the issue of having sex education The history, epidemiology, virology, hopping and violence. Is this morally uplif­ along with several hundred other religious everyone_was able to keep their in the school system. Within the New York ethical and social ramifications of AIDS ting' and in good taste? Yet the networks and labor leaders have put out a call to all Nineteen people were stuck for and the elevator ended up between spirits high. City public school system, the situation should be covered in the course. According glamorize this type of behavior. The exten­ American people to show their opposition approximately 40 minutes 15 inches the basement and the first floor. Richards said, "Strangely came to a head-on collision in November of to the medical experts, an effective. vaccine sive and explicit sexual material on each to our government's policies in Central below the first floor level in an Lillian Gwynn, a junior said, HAt enough, the day afterwe were trap- . last year when it was discovered that the for AIDS will not be discovered in the near day's television programming makes a America and southern Africa. They have elevator at 17 I ..exington Ave. on 13 we carne down non-stop to sub­ ped the same thing happened to me Board of Education had given some schools future. In the interim, the most effective mockery of the claim that the health-related chosen April 25. 1987 for a march and rally Mond~y, Feb. 9, according to main." again. .I .was .stuck for about 90 the permission to issue contraceptives to re­ preventive measure seems to be educating commercial for condoms and other con­ on Washington, D.C. in the east and San Marilyn Mikulsky, director of Cam­ The elevator involved was seconds on an elevator at the 18th questing students. Many people were in­ people about the true risk of the disease. It traceptives are in bad taste and offensive to Francisco, California in the west. pus Planning and Facilities. number five, one of the older Street building between the base­ furiated by this action taken by the school must be stressed that teenagers are at a stage the public. This argument is quite insulting John Richards, president of the elevators currently under renova­ ment and the first floor." The demands of the demonstration are: authority. in life which is considered the most sexually as it severely underestimates the maturity of Foreign Trade Society and a tion. Mikulsky said, "This won't Researchers have found thatover the last active. Not to have a sex education program the public. The various sexual adventures -Support Peace and Freedom in Central passenger on the disabled elevator happen again." two decades there has been a significant in­ in the schools is irresponsible. However, the on "Dallas" and "Dynasty" are apparently America and' Southern Africa! said, "We were stuck for an hOUT, When the elevator got stuck, crease in the sexual activity of young omission of AIDS education, considering in better taste than advertisements geared at -Stop the U.S. War in Central America! from 8:20 to 9:20 p.m." elevator mechanics were immediate­ teenagers, with a corresponding increase in the general spread of the virus, could be the improvement of the public heah:i. Since -Stop the U.S. Government and Cor- Richards said that he was on the ly called. Mikulsky explained that, pregnancy. Undoubtedly, the majority of catastrophic. it is obvious that concern for goo.' .aste and porate Support for Apartheid! elevator when it stopped at the 14th "Barnell has a contract with an Letters these pregnancies are not only unintended, -Stop u.S. Aid to the Contras! Stop but also unwanted. As a young educator U.S. Aid to UNITA! (Continued from Page 9, Col. 5) who works in the NYC public school system <, In Central America, our government is and whose belief is that the basic premise of escalating the war against Nicaraguan peo­ education is that of informing and making The various sexual adventures on' "Dallas" and lifted from The Jeffersons. (UWe ple by continuing to support the "contra" people more aware, it is incomprehensible fin'Iy got a piece ofthe pie. ..) forces whose only friend is the U.S. govern­ how anyone would oppose sex education in "Dynasty" are... in better taste than ads geared at No, Lashinsky, the struggle is not ment. Our government is providing massive schools. It is naive to think that many, if for a piece of the racist pie. As the improvement ofpublic health. military aid to EI Salvador which uses this not most, of our teenagers are not sexually James Baldwin once said, who "aid" to quell any dissent by bombing its -e active. Consequently, there is n~ question c wants to integrate into a burning own population. Honduras, an impoverish­ z that a comprehensive and well-planned sex -e building? In this city the struggle is ed country, is being turned into a gigantic ell: education program is absolutely necessary for justice-for Michael Griffith, The debate surrounding the controversial public sensibilities could not possibly be the military base and massacre tactics learned ~ and must include teaching about con­ en for Willie Turks, for Eleanor topic of sex education has taken on a new real reason for the networks not wanting to in Vietnam are being deployed against the q traceptives. There are many well-trained Bumpers, Michael Stewar t, Arthur twist with the recent decision by a few air condom advertisement, the public people of Guatemala with the help of U.S. ell: educators within the system who are quite --e Miller, Clifford Glover,Randy television stations to air commercials for deserves to know the real motive, given the military aid and training. All this is happen­ U capable of teaching this course effectively. Evans and· others who have died as condoms. Such action is unprecedented in fact that it is known that condoms can pre­ ing while the U.S. government rejects any A sex education program should not only a result of racist violence in New the history of television in this country. By vent the spread of fatal diseases. opportunity toward non-military solutions entail birth control, it must also be a course York. To what should that take a refusing to air advertisements for condoms, to the problems in Central America. in the control of AIDS. The inclusion of back seat? the major television networks are not only Elefttor DlUllber five, in 17 Intngtoll AYe. this in any- sex education program would being hypocritical but also indifferent to It should be noted that the In southern Africa, in the face of massive Sincerely, 'We start with sizzlinghotflame-broiled beef. probably make the program more appealing Martia Goodson the needs of public health. Medical experts is one of the few countries in the Western unrest against the Apartheid system, the floor to pick someone up. Ap­ elevator maintenance company. If We MId fresh tomato, crispy lettuce. crunchy As Assistant Professor of Compen­ to opponents. suggested by medical ex­ W orId where there are almost no adver­ U.S. Congress enacts an "in name only" parently, the operator did not catch there is a problem they are required onion-and other taSty fixtn's. And then have made ir clear that condoms can pre­ ~you perts, the best defense against this deadly satory Programs we seNe itPast·the ...... e vent the virus that causes AIDS. However, tisements for contraceptives. Are the vast sanctions bill that will have very little effect the lever on the first flOOT in time, by the contract to come within one disease is education. These experts have on the racist government of South Africa. the major networks have refused to air majority of these countries with extensive ;- also said that AIDS is a threat to the commercials advertising.condoms, claiming advertising "less moral or tasteful" than Our government and corporations con- The representatives agreed to .eontinue' the mcetiftgs'---1e~~H!"e~R~-ti'~~""r---'- -. -- .- - .._-. -.. ______._..- -.. --.----..~--- heterosexual as well as the homosexual poIiGe·~ ....~-­ .-~ the .public is. contemptuous. Is.it-not in - ..---tiooe·t&-&eDd military and . ... , .. Thus~' pOpUlation. the inclusion of AIDS the public inleresl to reduce lhe spread of to Soutn Africa. This equipment is used to Inru;~' '-bLVIHJ .other 'clubs J()intlre'council, education in a total sex education program disease? Is airing commercials for condoms the United States? It is time the various repress those democratic forces, including although Aaron stated that he will be more appealing and plausible to all. too great a price to pay? authorities adopted a responsible attitude churches, trade unions, the United hoped to see at least one-third of Those who claim that sex education and the regarding a comprehensive sex education Democratic Front and students, who are the clubs present. issuing of contraceptives may cause Furthermore, what hypocrisy! Consider program. The time has come for all to be struggling to achieve one person, one vote. ATTEND COUNCIL MEETING Bick-Dugan asked each club to teenagers to become involved in pro­ the way we are bombarded daily with televi­ properly informed about "safe sex." To have two representatives to the The U.S. government helps South Africa miscuous sex may find that 'educating sion programs that are becoming pro­ delay this further could prove too costly in By CAITLIN MOLLISON council. with the economic demise of other southern teenagers and the general population about gressively distasteful. The soap operas are the future. "That way if one can't come, the African nations that oppose South Africa's student government or Bick-Dugan club can still be represented," she policies. Our government says nothing A preliminary Club Council meeting was held Dec. 11, 1986, only when they were needed at said. about the continued illegal occupation of meetings. Namibia by South Africa and allies itself with only three student clubs (the Hispanic Society, the Haitian Aaron disagreed, stating that the -._------~---.- THE COURT with that same country in supporting the club coordinator should be present .. .. "UNITA" contras in their attempt to Culture Club and the Tridan Invest­ The Elusive Quick "A" ment Club) represented. Also pre­ at all Oub Council meetings. "The I·' 99t I destabilize the legitimate government of Student Activities Office can pro­ SPRING '87 (Continued from Page 3) Angola. sent were Ronald M. Aaron, I '. WIlOPPUl SANDWIOI I associate dean of students, Carl vide the much-needed background information and facts at the REGISTRATION To The Editor fessors falling short of their respon­ However, with the recent "contragate" Aylman, director of student ac­ I Wlth Purcbue 01 F,PDCh Fries I After completing almost five sibility? What are the chairpersons tivities and Debra Bick-Dugan, the Ier ior" courts, but alone-by virtue of its exposures and the growing dissatisfaction (Corrtinued from Front Page) years at Baruch I though that I'd of these departments doing to club coordinator. ~:'xPItESS being supreme-can issue forth decisions with U.S. ties to Apartheid, many people I I be used to the delay in the process­ discipline these delinquent in­ According to Bick-Dugan, the . E. 2JrI 51. I which are the supreme laws of the land. I believe that we can successfully pressure final exams were held before winter COl.'PO~ ing and mailing of the grades at the dividuals? What is the president of PLEA" ....NT 7815 say this at the risk of being interpreted as in­ Congress to act decisively in setting a new purpose ofa Club Council is to deal break. Those who satisfied I __c.-DlNe I end of each semester, but because the school doing about it? What can direction in our foreign policy away from with issues that concern the student .... o-C ,.".c. ,. ~.....c.- vesting the Court or the justices who sit on academic requirements were able to ___...., .", r~'--If.'• .- of our last semester's schedule when the student body do about it? I it with a venerability that precludes error military intervention and towards meeting clubs and organizations. This register in January instead of the 11"'" we had exams before the holidays, I The big deal is that many work­ I .,. .... ,.,.....,...... I and lapses in judgment. Doing so, I am pressing human needs. would include such issues as the first week of classes in February. have to wonder what goes on at this ing students, particularly evening aware. would be an assumption of in­ club fair, the street fair and the club They were therefore able to choose school. students, are patiently waiting on We students, both foreign born and I VALID FEB.17 . MAR.3 I fallibility. which-being reminded of John budgets. from a much wider selection of I took my last exam on Dec. 17 the official grades to obtain tuition American, have a unique opportunity to Stuart Mill's remark that what often mas­ "Most of the clubs don't have course sections. and the examination period ended refunds from their employers. The participate in an action that has the poten­ querades as the truth is but a matter of opi­ any idea where their money (student I' I Dec. 23. As of the date of this big deal is that grades mailed on tial to shape the future of American foreign nion-I don't wish to imply. . activity fees) goes. and why they're. According to McCarthy, the writing (Feb.6), I haven't met one student submitted postcards just do policy. It seems. however. that society owes its allocated so little," she said. snow storms on Jan. 22 and 26 did .._------_.. student who has received the of­ not secure this refund - only grades tranquility. its stabilitv. in large part. to One way we can participate, is to build Bick-Dugan said that Baruch has not stop the registration process. ficial grades. on official school transcripts. Many supreme laws which its members this demonstration on our own campus. had a Club Council in the past, but On both days, there was. an ex­ "So big deal. The grades are late! I of these students include tuition re­ -: 1111 acknowledge as such and which flow from Open forums, teach-ins and debates are it only lasted for a short period of cellent response rate from students don't care. I gave postcards anyway fund in their annual budgeting just the gavels of a supreme body existing out­ needed to help each other understand what time. and faculty. Of. the 900 students r------arid I already know what my grades e like tax refunds. This extended side the realm of immediate political ac­ is at stake and why each one of us should "It was a lobby group for the scheduled to register on Jan. 22. I· Croissan'wich . II are. " This response is common delay can be really disruptive to countability. In American society, the take action. clubs and organizations. It had a meetings." 896 were processed. On the second ~- whenever the issue is talked about. ,,,. H••, .1 .. SI. I.. I' long term planning. Supreme Court is that body. Blacks would chair and worked for about a year. Dick-Dugan said she would day, 1,100 of the 1,200. people I " ...o.....C....· Yes, what is the big deal? I gave There will be activities planned through Therefore, if the reason as stated. do well to remember this, since-given the People were only interested in get­ "back away if that is what the scheduled were registered for postcards also. But what about the various clubs at our school to further the is the major reason why students country's conservative mood and recent ting the most for their club." members of the Club Council classes. Only $1.99 + tax I principle of the whole thing? discussion of these topics and encourage cannot receive a timely grade report ugly and vicious racial reminders-black Two problems were discussed at want." She added, &C1'm concerned : participation in the demonstration. Each The division between fult-tilne ...,.. I recommend that these professors that the Club Council won't know .A.mericans may once more be driven to the student should'discuss the demonstration the preliminary meeting: when the WIIOPftJl ESP.. I I was surprised to learn that the be immediately given an "F" for where to start if I'm-not here to pro­ and part-time students was, for the • E. JJnI II. legal and judicial systems to protect their with their fellow club members and decide Council should meet, and what role grades are usually late because there failing to submit grades on a timely vide the structure." most part, among undergraduate ....EAS« "" CCK'~ I rights and' may once more become peti­ what they can offer. These experiences can the Student Activities Office should _MI IG are professors who are chronically basis and be put on probation when "She should be here." said Mar­ and graduate students. For tioners at the legal and judicial doors of end up being the most valuable things we play in the Council meetings. I UIilr ..e C1C'-.....,-;•• ~f/IMI..... I late in submitting thern to the they accumulate two or more F's ­ tinez, "Her loyalty is between the undergraduate, 67.. registered as ...... , #).,•• -- . redress. As in the past, when it dared to learn at Baruch College. Gabriel Martinez, president of ...,_ , ' . registrar. This brings up the ques­ resulting in disciplinary action by full-time students. However, only .,.. _.. .. stand contrary to the prevailing social and the Hispanic Club, suggested administration and the clubs. so I tion of the professors' respon­ the school. Remember that these political climate, the Supreme Court must The New York Mobilization for Justice meeting on Tuesdays during the she has nothing to gain." 20'10 of the JTaduate students sibilities to students after the "behind the scenes" issues cannot stand as a bastion against the tyranny of the and Peace located at 310 West 43rd St., 2nd counterpart club hours, which was These issues will be discussed fur­ enroDed fun-time. This is because 'VALID FEB.17 . semester is over. Students have the be addressed on the evaluation floor, (212) 315-2933, is organizing the par­ ther at the first meeting of the many graduate .students are I ',." . MAR.3.lq majority and of prevailing opinions and agreed upon by the four other responsibility of turning up for ex­ ticipation from the New York area. Anyone employed fuD-time, said McCarthy. which is done by the students. sentiments. And, sadly. it seems, against representatives. Spring 19fr1 semester, to be held on an ams, turning in term papers and Yours truly, the man meant to be its foremost cham­ interested in going to the demonstration or Philip Paulter,member of the unspecified .date after the Leader­ U All in all. I think it went vt:lY 111_------_·_---_.. projects by the due date and to at­ Herman Phillip volunteering to help, should call for more ship Weekend, which takes place pion. Attorney General Edwin Meese. Haitian Culture Club. was in favor well," said McCarthy. . tend classes. Why are these pro- .. .. .,.... ,. - .. . ~ \. i.IJ,f~~~i~n ~'," ;~) ~; ,~. F~.·20-22. r.a-. \" ...... r,>: ., ...... ,,,,,,,;. :,J!.' of the Club Council calling on' 'the . I .,

Page' DeTickel' February17; 1,., NEWS communication access the network porate participants: Eastman objected to a rule prohibiting the Letters will offer (56,000 bits per event. The rule links female mud- , J Kodak and IBM. wrestling matches, pornographic second or roughly six times the speed films, and other events with "sex­ (Continuedfrom Page 2) of conventional data transmission lines) users will be able to take ad­ SWORD usc ERS ually exploitative components." The ACJJU has written to Pitts- God forbid, should write a sue­ vantage of supercomputing DANCERS burgh in support of Phi Gamma cessful Broadway play, would this capabilities. And with an extra $1.2 million in federal funding from the National Collegiate Athletic Delta after the school turned down not count for anything at Baruch? PERFORM Working one-on-one, similar to National Science Foundation, Association rules. The NCAA pro­ the fraternity's request to stage a Had the author not been an accoun­ SEO NYSERNet DREAM ENTER the Big Brother program, each stu­ NYSERNet's communication speed The Half-Moon Sword Dancers hibits athletes from being named as match. Some students say the tant but rather an English pro­ ACCOUNTING dent in the program is assigned a FUNDING· and capability will eventually be in­ of will perform an­ school has a double standard: last I fessor, would that not add respec­ celebrity participants for any chari­ DON creased thirty-fold. TIME spring, the student housing office tability? Why? sponsor who helps in the college ad­ cient English sword dances at two ty. Instead, Jell-O Jump organizers INTERNSHIPS APPROVED Fifteen New York universities, sponsored chocolate-pudding Baruch and, indeed, Academe mission process and follows the stu­ Branch Libraries of The New York got the coaches to participate. JOHNSON colleges and institutions form the Watches shaped like snowflakes wrestling matches. . need 'to recognize that all are not dent through four years of college. Public Library in Manhattan on and bottle caps, as well as watches Sponsors for Educational Oppor­ The sponsor has no financial Governor Mario M. Cuomo has NYSERNet chain. They are: Cor- Saturday, Feb. 14. cast in the same mold. There are tunity (SEQ), a 24-year-old college announced that $430,000 in State . nell University; SUNY Buffalo; made of rubber and foam, are com­ Off-key singers are in demand by obligation to the student and The Jefferson Market Regional many individuals and assorted, scholarship and career guidance ser­ funding has been approved for SUNY Binghampton; SUNY ing to campuses soon. The 26-year­ a U. of Washington music pro­ scholanships/grants are provided on Branch J.ibrary, 425 Avenue of the . TOILET even peculiar, talents. Monolithic vice, is presently accepting applica­ NYSERNet, the New York State Albany; SUNY Stony Brook: old president of J.earning Apparel fessor who says she can teach IOWA a need basis. Americas, win present the program measurements like the two journals tions for its Summer Minority Education and Research Network. University of Rochester; Clarkson of Winnetka, Ill., Daniel Kranick, anyone to sing. Elneta Cooper has at 12:00 noon and the Donnell TALK need to be put aside. It is a question Undergraduate Internship in Ac­ A S3(),OOO initial installment of the University; Syracuse University; got the idea for the watches in a taught an evening, non-credit class VICE J.ibrary Center, 20 W. 53rd S1., will of decency if nothing else. counting. State aid package has been Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute; dream one night. in tuneful singing since 1979 and LAWYER Which tax accountants do you authorized for the new fiber optic present it at 3:00 p.m. Campus advertising is going to only accepts the worst of off-key City University of New York; Col­ AU. of Iowa student had an think Baruch would attract if it was Sponsored by several major ac­ SPEAKS computer network by the New York The Half-Moon Sword Dancers, pot at Pennsylvania State u. State warblers as students. umbia University; Rockefeller College Headliners is a new, original excuse for why his assign­ widely announced that writing for counting firms. including Artbur State Science and Technology University; New York University; who have performed in the New ment was late-the police took it. the AICPA, conducting profes­ AT LmRARY RUBBER student-run firm selling advertising Young, Coopers and J..ybrand, Foundation. Brookhaven National J.aboratory York City area since 1979, will per­ space in public bathrooms. "It's a The film and broadcast student was sional seminars, and _publishing in Ernst and Whinney, Peat, Marwick NYSERNet - a major co­ (Long Island); New York form several types of longsword DOWN filming a mock battle between two leading tax journals did not count? BANNED clever way to reach people when & Mitchel and Price Waterhouse, Attorney Karen Berger Morello operative effort involving private Polytechnic Institute. dancing and rapper dancing accom­ toy-gun-wielding men on campus Bob Coleman, I am sorry. We they're most vulnerable," says one AND the purpose of the program is to in­ will speak about her book "The In­ industry, academia, as well as In addition, Alfred University panied by live music on the fiddle, when university police, who done you.wrong! business owner who's placed ads in troduce college men and women visible Bar - The Woman Lawyer in federal and State agencies-will will join the system on its first ex­ flute and·accordion. thought the guns were real, in­ A plan to give away condoms to his restrooms. Restroom owners DIRTY Sincerelv, from minority backgrounds to America, 1638 to the Present," an link ihe supercomputer at Cornell pansion later in the year, along with tervened. They confiscated the film Wayne A. Corcoran careers in accounting. Students will (Continued on Page 8. Col. 1) U. of Iowa students during a pro­ receive a 10 percent commission on Mud-wrestling is a dirty word at the engaging record of rebels, University with laboratories and two major New York based cor- and camera. Professor of Accountancv be selected on the basis of proven gram on birth control has been each advertising board. U. of Pittsburgh where the reformers and heroines who paved computers at New York's univer­ academic ability. halted by school officials, who said American Civil J.iberties Union has -compiledby Caitlin Mollison- (Continued on Page 9, Col. 1) the way for Justice Sandra Day sities and major industrial firms the students should buy them at O'Connor's appointment, on putting enormous computing power stores in the area. The program, at­ SEX Each student will be paid a salary Wednesday, Feb. 18 at the Jeffer­ at the fingertips of academic resear­ tended by about 20 male and female and assigned an advisor from tile son Market Regional Branch chers and scientists. When the pro­ students, went on as scheduled. CONSENT firm who will orient the student to Library (425 Avenue of the gram officially commences opera­ the field and also assist in career Americas) at 6:30 p.m. Admission tion this month, NYSERNet also SLIPS? ~. planning. In addition, each student PARSONS 8 i» is free. win enable its users to access a com­ L ~y. will work in a meaningful area of patible National Science Founda­ WATCH Ssssshhhhh. The U. of Colorado o the industry as well as attend a Morello, who has written tion Network which connects the SCHOOL OF DESIGN has lifted its ban on sex in the o / I series of workshops on various numerous articles about women II Cornell supercomputer to five other IT dorms. After considerable protest aspects of the business. The SUIll­ and the law, is general counsel of supercomupters around the country Special Summer Programs about the wording in a handbook C met experience is a unique oppor­ the Metropolitan Assistance Cor­ and to university researchers in WIGGLE that prohibited residents from o tunity for motivated and directed poration in New York City and other states. "sleeping together," or "going to U N minority group men and women to historian of the Women's Bar Despite its relatively low cost, bed with another person," the cam­ develop a realistic understanding of Association of the State of New has A charity Jell-o Jump at Kansas T NYSERNet significant poten­ pus dorm council rewrote the rule Y the accounting industry. York. tial. Through the high speed data FRANCE u. couldn't use two popular KU to suggest that sex is okay if it athletes because they'd be violating doesn't upset others' privacy. lobby of the. ~ 8th Street building," ~~~~ '-NfW~­ 'saiEl--AlaJeR-.-'_. ..- -,-- -- WESI. --...... ---~ 11Ie new machlneswilt be-tocated in the following areas: the lobby of MACHINES INSTALLED 111 E. 18th St. and the fifth floor cafeteria of 46 E. 26th St. (Model ITALY THROUGHOUT CAMPUS 1043); the second floor of ISS E. 24th St. near the Registrar's office; the lobby of the Student Center at By JOHN RICARD 137 E. 22nd St.; the tenth floor GREAT BRITAIN Students will benefit this semester them last term (located in the 5th cafeteria at 17 Lexington Ave.; and from the addition of seven new floor cafeteria of 46 E. 26th St., the 17th floor in 360 Park Ave. So. photocopy machines located and the 10th floor cafeteria of 17 near Room 1703 (all Model 1025s throughout the Baruch campus, ac­ Lexington Ave.) and it worked out which are in the process of being JAPAN cording to Ronald M. Aaron, very well." uncrated)· associate dean of students. The two on-campus machines According to Aaron, there will be

U A lot of students have to make generated so much student use that a person from the Xerox Corpora­ copies during the semester. They Aaron made arrangements with tion 011 campus every day to insure NEW YORK usually have to wait in long lines, Xerox to acquire additional that the machines are in top work­ and it ends up costing them more machines. ing order at all times. Xerox will than a dime. Wfth 16,000 students "The new machines will be plac­ also collect and keep all revenue International programs are offered for students, in the school, we identified a need ed in high traffic areas because we from the machines on a daily basis. teachers and working professionals. Courses "There is no financial return in for some kind of photocopy service feel that there is a need for this ser­ include: archaeology; architectural history:·art right on campus," said Aaron. vice, and once the students know of this for the college; it's just a service According to Aaron, the new the machines they will use them," for the students," he said. history: clay and textile design; decorative arts: Xerox machines will be installed in he said. drawing; fashion; graphic design: painting and photography. Undergraduate and graduate credits are available to qualified participants. For more information .. please mail the coupon below or call the Parsons Office of Special Programs: (212) 741-8975.

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the school on a trial basis in order In past semesters, the only on­ Name to insure that there is sufficient campus photocopy machines were need to merit the presence of each located in the school library located Address _ machine, and to insure that proper at 155 E. 24th St. service is provided by Xerox. "If a student in the 18th Stn:et UXerox is a very reliable COJIl­ building wanted to make a copy of City State ~Zip------.;.- pany and I don't expect any pro­ something, he would have had to go blems to arise due to a lack of ser­ all the way down to the library todo 51 vice on their part," he said. "We it. Beginning this term, however, had two machines on loan from there wiD. be a machine right in the .-. Page 8 TbeTicker February 17, 1987 February 17, 1917 Tlae1kker' NEWS NEWS The class will begin Tuesday.Feb 24, diplomas ready for pick up on the after the incident about where the the dean of students'office against SEARCH and will be held every Tuesday and day of commencement ceremonies. DIPLOMAS OIL oil spill was coming from.. STUDENT the student. "As far as we're con­ Thursday from 6:00 p.m. to 8:30 POST OFFICE LOSES cerned, it was a young guy who McCarthy explained that his of­ . Mikulsky said, "I was so upset p.m. The class will continue drank too much before coming FOR fice. deals the best way it can with (Continued from Page 8) SPILL when I saw what damage was being INJURED through mid-June. DIPLOMA-NOTIFICATION here and got hurt,'.'said Georgia. the diploma process, considering done to the building that I didn't Continued from Front Page The ESJ J program is geared to. than the 2,000 students "We met with him-he's a fairly DEANS the conditions that must be faced. (Continued from Front Page) work for the real cause." There was another person with non-English speaking adults who ~ graduating Baruch each year. Also, nice guy-he expressed regret and LETTERS "It's not the best of all worlds to As to the danger that the oil the student, and both denied being need to develop basic conversa­ they are on a computerized system After the incident the front en­ remorse that he created a scene," . work with after the students are could ignite, Baricho said, "Nor­ trance of the Student Center was students and gave fictitious names, tional skills. Instruction is geared to By KEN BROWN that begins a graduation and senior 0 0 said Georgia. physically off campus for so long," mally the oil is heated 110 - 150 according to Mcl.aughlin. the needs and ability levels of check process a full semester before closed off so that the oil could be According to Georgia, the college said McCarthy. just to pump it. The cold makes the Security notified the police, and students, with emphasis on speak­ Many June 1986 Baruch by the post office." their graduation. We' don't yet," cleaned up. Members of the Baruch is.not open to any legal action by According to McCarthy, the oil congeal. It ·would be very dif­ the student was taken away by ing English. Students are encourag­ graduates have not yet received McCarthy stated that second said McCarthy. custodial staff spread oil absorber the student because "he was drunk their diplomas because their notification notices will be sent to Registrar's Office has to wait until ficult to ignite it; you could throw onto the sidewalk to soak the oil up. ambulance, said McJ..aughlin. ed to converse with each other in a By the end of the current However, the student gave his before he got here and so far there diploma-notification letters were all students who have failed to pick after graduation because it must matches at an oil spill for the rest of The oil absorber is kept in' the base­ mutually supportive atmosphere. semester the Registrar's Office real name at the hospital.and the has been no indication of any misplaced and lost by the United up their diplomas so far. wait for the faculty to submit final your life and it won't catch fire. ment of the Student Center by the For more information about the hopes to have most of the Student fact that he is attending Baruch was legal action." States Postal Service, according to According to McCarthy, the grades, it has trouble with in­ This Qil is not higbly combustible oil in ofany spills, J tanks case accor­ ESJ program, call the Office of complete graduation lists and is Management System in place. This w~ eventually established, the India International is being look­ Special Services at (212) 340-0918 Thomas McCarthy, the registrar. numbers of letters that were lost is computer system will eventually like gasoline. The danger here ding to Kaufman. ed into to see if the club members faced with the problem of notifying negligible; it was comparable to the anonymous sources said. between 9:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. McCarthy said that all diploma­ not yet known, store the records of all students, in­ might have been lax in administer­ notification letters for both June "Right now we only know who students of graduation requirement danger of spilling a can of motor Shri Lildharrie, president of In­ Monday though Friday. problems. This is all done manual­ cluding those registered as early as dia International Club said that lrt ing the alcohol policy, said Georgia. 1986 and August 1986 graduates picked up their diploma," he said. Fall 1986. This system, like oil." -com i/ed! by Caitlin Mollison ly, therefore making it a lengthy Just before the accident the had no information at all about the "We don't want to create a were sent out over the Thanksgiving "We don't know who didn't receive Columbia'5, will allow the MWSPAPER PRINTING holiday. Until this time, the a letter." process. Diplomas are usually Baruch staff was transferring oil incident. He said, though, that the police-state at the campus. SPECIALISTS ordered three months later, after Registrar's Office to start creating official alcohol policy was followed Whatever its cause, this incident Registrar's Office was unaware of McCarthy said that students are graduation lists much earlier. "We the fact that any letters had been normally toEd to wait five to six the final list of graduates has been by his club. points up the importance of adher­ completed. Additionally, the hope to eventually have diplomas The policy requires clubs organiz­ ing to the college's alcohol policy, missing at all. Only after The Ticker months after graduation, before ready very soon after graduation, inquired into why the diploma pro­ they receive their diplomas This is diplomas take about six weeks to be ing parties to "provide for an ade­ which was instituted not only in printed up. maybe a month," said McCarthy. quate means for checking IDs [to compliance with the state law, but cess takes so long at Baruch, did the a long time to wait for a diploma This Student Management System, especially compared to other McCarthy did not think Baruch verify age], issue wristbands to peo­ also to assure the safety and well­ Registrar's Office do it s own in- based on one used at Georgia State being of our students," said vestigating. . . schools in the area. For instance, could be compared to Columbia for ple qualified to drink and monitor­ University, is presently being tested ing the distribution of alcohol dur­ Georgia. "I want to thank you," said Me­ both New York University, and several reasons. "Columbia on­ here at Baruch. Carthy. "After your call we did Pace University, have their ly has one graduation per year com­ ing the party," explained Carl E. He added that Baruch was "not FOR REASONABLERATESCAU some research and discovered that a diplomas ready for their graduates pared to three for Baruch. Their Aylman, director of student ac­ going to change the alcohol policy 691-6289 bundle of these (diploma­ by the end of two to three months. graduation class is much smaller tivities. He added that the clubs on the basis of one incident." have to make sure an "adequate JAI KIM PRlJlTUlCi CO. 1fIC. notification) letters was misplaced Columbia College has student (Continued on Page 9, Col. I) ••. ~eT....y.c. amount of non-alcoholic beverages t------­ and also refreshments' are served along with the alcoholic beverages. RAKE 'In addition, persons requesting alcoholic -beverages at campus par­ ties are required to sign a form and give their social security numbers. A review of the forms from the 1fIId)~' night of the party did not show the DanIel x.rn.a (hi: 7 ..... dhdGl' orea....- ...... and FadItIes. wIOI two membefS of die Department of Sanitation at the site of the spill signature of the student, according MUCK to the sources. That may be a result of the student forging a signature, between the tanks below the Stu­ number six oil dries, it becomes tar; or the club being lax in its ad- dent Center Building, according to you can't get it off." ministration of the policy. Mikulsky. For this reason, there Mikulsky said, "It's just one of . According to Georgia, no was some confusion immediately those unfortunate incidents." disciplinary action is being taken by jSet.terr~-J,;,,~6.·~., . .,_Amcricans..'~ Ibat..should.read '.~at:­ .. .. 5) ...... --.- L- .' - ·titudes and beliefs of millions of ... .-t white Americans."- Please teU me $ or how King, who was considered by The American Express" Card can get you virtuallv WHIPpED the director of the FBI to be a everything from a 1V toa T'shirt. Or a tuxedo. KEEP PUBLISHING "communist-duped outside From Iulsa to Thailand So during college andafter. itsthe The requirement of scholarship also agitator," was supposed to change perfect way topay for just aboutanything you'll want. To The Editor: To The Editor: Your recent editorial on publica­ assures the students that. their in­ I take strong exception to the col­ the hearts and minds of bigots while How toget the Card before graduation. tion, teaching and the tenure pro­ struction is expert and up-to-date. umn "Native Son" by Michael white people .such as Lashinsky College is thefirst sign ofsuccess, And because cess does not fallon deaf ears The ability of a student to boast Lashinsky (The TIcker. February3) (who live, work, study and play we believe in your potential, we've made it easier amongst the faculty and ad­ to a potential employer that he attend­ on Coward {sic] Beach. It contains among bigots) admit to cowering before them "just shrugging them to get the American Express Card right now. )OU can ministration of Baruch College. We ed some prestigious college or pro­ several pieces of disinformation and quahfy even before you graduate with ourspecial could all strive harder to provide gram, or that he studied with some instances of superficial and even off" with a cop-out analysis C'I feel like fighting with them but... argu­ student offers. For details, look for applications students with competent teachers. revered scholar, is an invaluable racist analysis. ing is useless"). I think this is an un­ on campus. Or just call H~OO-THE-(:ARD. andask Nevertheless, you are shortsighted asset. Do not discount the require­ It is not clear whether the title of principled attitude to be ashamed for a student application. by insisting that the quality of ment of scholarship as a prime fac­ the column refers to the members of tor in awarding tenure. High stan­ the racist lynch mob that attacked of. That attitude and behavior are The American Express Card. teaching is the only concern of '~problem": dards inure to the benefit of all of Michael Griffith, Cedric Sandiford the core of the an un­ Don't Leave School Without If" students. willingness to struggle against A faculty which commands pro­ us. and Timothy Grimes, or to T.ashin­ racists and racism. fessional and scholarly respect is an sky himself. For the sake of con­ King fought alongside whites like important part of a successful Very truly, sistency, the headline should have Viola J.iuzzo, Michael Schwerner university. Such respect not only Seth E. Lipner been "Native Sons," suggesting, as and Andrew Goodman who actively enhances the value of the degrees Associate Professor of JJaw his article does, that the racism ex­ hibited by the Coward Beach at­ denounced racism and died par­ which the institution awards, but ticipating in the struggle against it. also helps in fundraising, faculty P .S. This letter is not meant to ex­ tackers is as American as apple pie. The same is true of Steve Biko in press an opinion on the merits of Otherwise the headline makes no recruitment and improvements in South Africa. They did not "fail," the quality of incoming students. Professor Coleman's application. sense. It is not true, as Lashinsky they took their struggles to the asserts, that "except for the ViI/age limits imposed in their respective Voice, the media have missed or racist societies. The first step for J.ashinsky is changing his own at.. skirted around the main issue." It BAD REPUTATION titudes and behavior by taking three would have been more accurate to or four courses in Baruch's Black TICKER say that the white media have miss­ and Hispanic Studies Department To The Editor their sexual, religious or ethical ed or skirted around the main TAKES The recent advertisement entitled viewpoints, this type of advertise­ issues. (perhaps they were too busy to get a better historical perspective ccTick.er Open House" which ap­ ment didn't belong in a publication blaming the victims' lawyers.) I on the affairs ofwhich he writes. ~'mostly (Continued from Page 7) peared in the Feb. 3 edition was an which represents an educational in­ hope The Lasher was not suggesting He states that all white ethnic communities are racist," embarrassment to our paper, stitution of. higher learning. If a tile main issue has been missed by c:u sugges&ing .tbal~. white com­ Baruch College, and the entire stu­ representative of IBM, Sbearson the mediaserving the city's African­ ESL dent body. The crude and juvenile J.ehman or NYU I..aw School were American community? The City munities-and not others-are attempt to lure slldents into writing to see this, what would they think? Sun, . the Daily 'Challenge, the racist. He is making the distinction CLASS for the school pubtialtion was Our school is rmally playing Amsterdam News, radio' station between communities that are Uwhite ethnic'; and what? White distasteful and allowed The Ticker down its reputation in the business WI..IB, all owned by people of AT LIBRARY These have no to lose much credibility by promis­ world as being the institution which African descent, have all given and non-ethnic? terms meaning and only serve to pass the ing students an opportunity to im­ educated Dennis Levine,' readying are continuing to give, extensive Adults over age 16 lacking basic buck. It would have been more merse themselves in drugs, sex and him for his life of crime. Is it not analysis, editorial space and conti­ English speaking skills can enroll in precise to say that most white com­ materialism, things which the very time for us to project a higher level nuing coverage to the Howard a free English-as-a-Second­ munities are racist. What white moral fibers ofour society are clear­ of learning, thought and moral Beach attacks and their aftermaths. Language (ES1_> class this winter at community is nolo, by definition, ly principles to the outside world and, What did they all miss? a branch of The New York Public against. racist? While I personally am DOwhere more'importantly, to ourselves? He states that "Martin Luther I.ibrary in Manhattan. Registration I do not agree that "the Howard near a part of the Moral Majority King and others... fought and died for classes at the Muhlenberg Beach incident occurred because Branch, 209 W. 23rd St., will be (as the Cunicular Ouidan<:e Office Sincerely, for civil rights, (but) .couldn't Michael Inzelbuch achieve the next step, changing the three men were in an area which held on Thursday, Feb. 19, at 5:30 can clearly attest to), or against I.­ (Continued on P~ge 5, Col. ~" '1 An Embarrassed Student attitudes and beliefs of millions of others believed they shouldn't be , .. , t • J dMd.... being allowed to express p.m. •II , t I• I -.. ' ..

Page 10 FebraMy.17.; UIl7 Feb~17,198'7. TbeTicker FEATURES British The Day Session Student Government Professor to Start Debating Team Politics The Evening Session Student Assembly quired in the National Debate Tournament members. Birdsell also works with Sears Speech lecturer (NOT), which is carried on inter­ Congressional Intern Program, which in the 1980s collegiately throughout the debating places 20 journalism students from teaches students season, beginning in September and ending around the country in congressional offices and in April. Birdsell said, "The NDT offers and provides them with a stipend and free students one ofthe few opportunities in col­ housing. Students' most important gain Labor Party reasoning skil& lege for regular evaluation, criticism and in­ from this program is knowledge of "repor­ The Graduate Student Assembly teraction with students and professors from ting on the doings of capitol hill, how is Topic oJ By PHILIP J. DARRAGH other universities and colleges." House members and congressional commit­ Because debating teaches you an tees function, and how the legislative pro­ Globus SetJIinar of "I came to Baruch to stay in an urban awareness of public affairs, Birdsell added, cess works." East Coast area. Baruch offers younger "It provides you with the ability to argue, Birdsell recentlyreceived his doctorate in professors an active role in the substantive and at the same time to detach yourself public communication from the University By KEN BROWN Bernard M. -Baruch College life of the college earlier than other from the argument. This way you can argue of Maryland; he has a masters in speech "I truly don't know what the future will colleges." . f with someone without substituting some communication and a bachelor s in 19th bring ... considering the great power of . cordially invite you to attend David S. Birdsell, a new assistafifProfessor kind of hatred for the person with inabili­ century American history from the Univer­ ... this [British] government's ability to in the speech department, is hoping'to begin ty to attack their argument. This skill is ex­ sity of Virginia. Birdsell chose Maryland destroy the nation." Professor Eric Hobs­ our a competitive debating program at Baruch tremely valuable for people who want to go for his doctorate because his advisor at bawm of London University summed up his by next spring. To explain how valuable into business or law. In my opinion, a Virginia suggested Maryland and, he said, presentation "about British politics in the debating skills are, Birdsell said, "Debating number of people make the mistake of "I wanted to work with Charles Kauffman, 19805, on Dec. 10 as part of the Jane introduces you to formal reasoning and believing that speech and debating courses with whom I worked as an assistant debate Globus Seminar Series. Hobsbawm, a prom- presentation of formal reasoning very only help you in terms of polishing up a coach at Virginia. The specific people I inent member of the Marxist school of BLACK HISTORY MONTH CALENDAR quickly and precisely, and it is a lot of fun. presentation. However, these courses help wanted to work with were more accessible thought in Great- Britain, lectured on present It teaches you to be very directed in your you in the way you think, and the way you than professors at other schools, and the day British politics. His opinions are very research and it is one of the best tools for grasp problems and programs surrounding program at Maryland was most amenable highly regarded by many within the British OF EVENTS teaching you organizational skills-whether a particular issue, and the way you unders­ to my needs." T.abor Party. spoken or written." He added, "Debate, tand the context in which policies and deci­ Birdsell taught at a number of schools As Americans we don't have much know­ for the most part, revolves around the sions need to be made." before coming to Baruch. Most recently he ledge about politics in Britain, Hobsbawm analysis of public policy questions and the Birdsell works for politicians. When ask­ taught at the University of Virginia and at said, so he gave an overview of political examination of these questions given cer­ ed whether he is a Republican or Democrat, the University of Maryland. He was direc­ . history and a synopsis of how British tain kinds of beliefs- It requires people to he admitted that he chose the Democratic tor of Forensics (competitive public speak­ political parties work. "Britain is unique in Monday, February 2 BARUCH ART GAJ.JJERY argue both sides of a policy resolution. The Party because it is more in line with his ing) and head debate coach at Virginia. At that for the past number of years," Hobs­ to featuring idea is not necessarily to depend on what political views. A speech writer for congres­ Baruch, Birdsell is a delegate to the business bawm said, "we have had a two party system Monday, March 2 you believe; it's to learn how to argue effec­ sional offices and staffs, Birdsell also works school, appointed .to this position by the that is a class system as well." BIJACK AMERICAN ART OF THE 1920-30's tively and be better at defending your with the Congressional Management Foun­ Executive Committee for the school of The Conservative Party of Great Britain Place: 135 E 22nd St (JJobby) beliefs." dation (CMF), a non-profit consulting liberal arts. The delegates, Birdsell said, has been a "catch-all" party for the British Time: M-F 12-5 pm Thursday 12-7 Birdsell's background in debating was ac- group that works specifically with House "represent the interests of, the school of ruling class since the early 20th century, said liberal arts." Hobsbawm. Uniquely though, the Conser­ Birdsell is a dedicated researcher. He vatives have been able to acquire mass-based said, "The type of research I do is support. "Often in most countries the party Tuesday, February 17 SPEAKER rhetorical research and argumentation claiming to represent the status quo has theory, which is an analysis of social often disguised this fact. The Conservatives Reverend Calvin Butts of the reasoning processes. My other academic in- have no need to disguise it and even have ABYSSINIAN BAPTIST CHURCH ~ terests include aesthetic theory-what is working class membership. The Conver- ~C;l1lrill. !l~.~~11 n~t prj.TIf.mle .~ '~Btack'Achjevers-'~-Pa"S't~-an'd-Present'" ..' -- ---beattttfuI-,.-what-is--at't., -bow-OO-we -define-it;. . _ satives' .. 'gQ . Topic: polarize the situation.'" Hobsbawm. cited ,and how do we-appreciate it.U He-has been Place: 155 E, 24th St. (faculty lounge - Rm 522) granted release-time leave this semester to the general strike of the \9205 as 2 situation Time: 6-10 PM do research on puetic policy rhetoric. As where the strongest elements in the party short-term goals, Birdsell said, "I want to wanted compromise. From this timeonriJthe mid-I970s, the Conservative Part)' was very . write a book-good luck-in the near future Wednesday, February 18 on rhetorical approaches to political similar to .the Labor Party in that both "A NIGHT OF GOSPEJJ" followed a basically Keynesian economic analysis;" policy and both were progressive. Com­ Featuring the WW-RJJ GOSPEJJ CHOIR Birdsell is unmarried, 29 years old, and promising and staying "middle-of-the-road" with Guest Speaker BOB lolAW lives on 56th Street on the west side of were goals of the Conservatives. Hobsbawm . Manhattan. He does have interests outside Place: Baruch College Auditorium said this resulted from the basic political fact of academia. "I'm very interested in archi­ that in Britain, as in no other country in the 17 Lexington Avenue (23rd St) tecture-2Oth-century theories of design; I alsolike-to go fishing, skiing, hiking, cook­ industrialized world at the time, the manual Time : 6-10 PM working class made up the ov~rwbelming ing and all kinds of music." Dtmd S. Birdsell majority of the electorate. The Conser­ I Monday, February 23 SPEAKER vatives believed that by compromising, the labor class of the J..abor Party would not be Dr. Donald Smith Education Dept (Baruch) pushed to the edge and become radicalized. Topic: The New Majority NY City Moderates controlled both parties and "T..abor moderates were almost indisting­ ... Implications for African Americans" ...... uishable .from Conservative moderates," Place: 360 Park Avenue South said Hobsbawm. The J.abor Party draws its support from Globus Lounge (17th floor) the manuallabor class as its name would im­ Time: 6 - 10 PM ply. Since the year 1918, its foremost goal was announced as the socialization of Great Britain. Still, Communists and radicals fail­ , Friday, February 27 "A NIGHT OF CUJ.lTURE" ed to control the party because the working l featuring class viewed things much differently at the

time, said Hobsbawm. "The ruling class was ty' EWE UNITY CUJJTURAJ.I TROUPE viewed as the class meant to rule; employers Co-Sponsored by B.JJ.A.C.K. were meant to employ and workers were to periodically ask for concessions." The Place: Baruch College Auditorium radicals remained moderate as IOJlg as they 17 Lexington Avenue (23rd St) had the working class votes, Hobsbawm said. He compared this party to our own Time: 6-10 PM Democratic Party but stressed the unions' greater role in Britain as compared .. to the role of the minority and "illtdligent­ : sia" groups in the United States. Hobsbawm -- .. Please stop by the ESSA office in Rm 509 ofthe 26th St. Bldg. for further information or' • said the.Labor Party. like the old Liberal Call (212/ 725-3031 4-10 PM Party of the'i 9th Century which it displaced. was mainly a regional party, drawing its \ main support from the non-Englisll parts of f Great Britain such as Scotland aJld Wales SPECIAL THANKS TO THE FACULTY & ADMINISTRATION OF BARUCH and from the Irish population livillg in Bri­ tain. COLLEGE FOR THEIR PARTICIPATION & COOPERATION The two-party "system" that ~isted be­ tween the two world wars had its palk in the early 19SOs, Hobsbawm said. A I1U1Ilber or factors affecting the world at large and Bri­ tain uniquely bepn to chanIe die face of _S« '_'PQJ.DlCS'!..tHI. P..- Jf~ . __ .....

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'i'e-: "r dieting and exercismg are so popular. It and American participants of the program, " doesn't take much movement in pressing Causse said it would be helpful if students the brake or accelerator. I dolfbt many heed currently in the program referred their apart­ f Director ofMarketing Research the old cliche, ,uYou are what you eat." e, ments to incoming students. 1< California Style -They 're too busy worrying about fitting in­ Renayh said she didn't have any trouble to last year's bathing suits. finding an apartment. She thinks because she rDiscusses Positions at Coco"CoIa The Sights" d and "bitchin' "! Food in I J.A. is nothing special except for was with four other students they weren't That's, the fun part. Driving iSIl't. -e an Mongolian cuisine, which is similar to ,,picky about a price for the apartment. Distances are quite far and even while doing , Chinese. I'd say the worst is pizza! Beats me Thibault, on the other hand, said he had a a steady 70 (no wonder turbo engines are so what recipe they follow but after having By BILL MORAN pany itself has certain objectives. They ·n the terrible time. He spent two months uptown, Sounds important), it took 45 minutes to get home. n~ " create the necessary advertising budget to eaten New York pizza, L.A.'s is well... 20 days in I..ong Island and finally settled in But that's not too long for an J... A. resilient comment. (I'm sure Jay Leno would agree I .ast semester the American Marketing meet the objectives to purchase local z ' Hoboken, N.J~ Joseph and Duverger also < o~ with me.) The only half-way decent place ~ Association held a meeting in which Gregg radio, television, and print advertising u City Angels since getting anywhere requires the freeway. said they had trouble finding housing in z Everybody obviously disregards the 55 was Santo Pietro (opposite Frogen Kwederis, the director of marketing space. :::> :I e-'- Paris. Joseph said it was not too difficult t9 ',"' .....,.. '..: Q . e"," 1JIIN; _;j.",!"_~,.-.,, -- .-~ ..... speed limit (since 65 is the expected rate) Yozurt-you catch the narneZ) in >'7 research for the Coca-Cola Bottling Com- Kwederis talked about the various posi­ '~~:C;:"~':'ll:"""~"'" ",:"." <. < find an apartment if you're not too picky. and instead concentrates on checking the Westwood. Dim lights, small cafe 'tables, a pany of New York, Inc., discussed posi- tions in Coca-Cola and responsibilities ofeach. ~ By CHETNA BALCHANDANI Hit's just a part of the experience," she said. ~, Q rear-view mirror for cops and license plates. lively crowd and an overall enjoyable at­ e: tions available in the soft-drink industry A brand manager is in charge of developing Z "When you're on your own you have to do ' Why license plates? Because L.A. is famous mosphere made buying an entire pie (no . and how the Coca-Cola company operates. strategic marketing plans. His respon­ -e alls, five-lane freeways, fast, things for yourself." ' for personal nameplates (another whim on slices sold-typifies the rich who never buy Kwederis stated, "Right now the soft-drink sibilities include setting objectives for the sporty cars, blasting radios, Are you now wondering about the social which they can spend their money). Mv enough. always too much) more bearable. industry is undergoing a tremendous con­ product, determining necessary promo­ trees ranging from A-Z, clean life? Well, the Americans who went to Paris favorite: 2 DIX. Although New York Express tries to in­ solidation-a buying out and merging of tions, setting product budgets and analyz­ " roads, flat houses, impressive enjoyed the nightlife as much as they would M I didn't concentrate on driving because I troduce Californians to New York style. companies which can leave management ing product research for trends. skyscrapers, friendly people (for the most in New York. Joseph said she especially en­ didn't drive, and because I was too busy while the decor .does justice, the pizza Research managers conduct product part), mountains and valleys, smoggy joyed going out late at night because she felt out of jobs or a cut in salary, but the posi­ checking out license plates and gazing at the cannot compare. tion of entry level is the best right now and surveys to establish brand performance, nevertheless beautiful landscape and lots of the streets were relatively safe compared to scenery. For me, L.A.'s best includes the And then there's Chinatown and Little that is where most of you are right now." buying patterns, age-group appeal and, open space. New York. Thibault and Renayh think New palm trees, open space, mountains and Tokyo. Chinatown is quite small but neat. package design. They also interpret various The following is an account of my one­ York nightlife is interesting and has a lot to The parent company of Coca-Cola, clear skies. On a clear day, I noted moun­ clean and modern (quite different from information to see if the product name is month stay in Los Angeles, California. offer. which is in Atlanta, Georgia, sells their tains topped with snow, thick, green trees New York). Little Tokyo. which is similar well known or if a new product can be in­ Let's just say I was "like totally un­ Fisher said the program for the future trademark, syrup, and distribution rights to swaying in the breeze and fast cars thatare troduced. shocked." So if the question is whether the See "L.A. LIFE" on page 16 looks bright. She looks forward to recruiting the bottler along with advertising support. washed daily or weekly (after all, they prac­ Kwederis stated, "New York is the largest Segmentation managers specialize in stereotype of Californians is correct, the more students. "The Administration and the tically act as a second home). And Oil a specific market groups. They interface with answer should be "like" obvious. Baruch College Alumni Association have bottler with 65 million cases per year sold Exliibit Opens at Gallery clear night, a spectator can see L.A.'s all levels of sales and marketing, thus It was exhilarating to walk out into the been very generous and supportive," she and a consumption rate of 43 gallons of bright lights and me-jumping on the ter­ developing strategic planning for the The Baruch Art Gallery dedicates itself to Black History Month by presenting: "Black American Art 6()0 weather from a five-hour plane journey, said, noting that four Baruch students now Coke per person each year." race-trying to touch the moon and grab targeted segment and aiding in the execu­ of the 19205 and 19305: Selections from the Collection at tbe Scbomburg Center" and "Harlem especially one from 30° New York in Paris received scholarships to help cover The meeting focused on the duties and some of the millions of stars. (It wasn'tthe tion of the plan. There are different types Renaissance Art of Black America." temperatures. After the usual hugs, kisses living expenses. responsibilities of various positions within coolers, just the air.) PARIS the Coca-Cola company. The objectives of of segmentation managers who specialize in and greetings, I went to the mall-the one Fisher said she thinks students mistakenly I.ights were extremely popular duringthe the parent company are many. It wants to different areas. These include specialized operations. word that sums up what L.A. is all about. shy away from studying abroad because they industry. He stated, "Most people in the in­ Christmas season. Almost every doorway, Continued from page 11 develop the product, the attributes of the marketing managers (black .or Hispanic), The parent company also tries to help the It is unfortunately quite credible how don't have great grades. Students should dustry started in sales. Students should try even the entire house, or should I say man- ' product and convey a message about that chain store managers, convenience store bottler by sending a marketing book each everyone there, guys and gals alike, can slept on the street because they couldn't find have good grades, she said.ibut added, "It's to get as much work experience as possible, sion, was brightly lit. I suppose Califor­ product to the target audience. The com­ managers and prestige account managers year which describes strategies to use in dif­ think only of shopping, the mall and a place to stay. LeClerc said that the univer­ not the single most important factor. What since you learn from experience while nians try to make up for the lack of, pany develops creative commercials for airlines, restaurants and stadiums. ferent situations and advertising samples members of the opposite sex. After all, they sities decided not to secure housing for we look for are adventurous, flexible school develops good study habits." Christmas snow by buying out the nearest deciding on the amount of advertising on Sales managers are responsible fOJ which will be run the following year. The go hand in hand. Let's just say that if they , students.because they could not be responsi­ students eager to learn about French culture Kwederis also recommends a book for job CVS' or grocery store's supply of lights, television and radio nationally and the meeting sales and profit objectives. They bottler has the option of using this informa­ lived in Miami, they would all carry Fre­ ble for students who destroyed property or and language - and students who will be searching- What Color is Your Parachute Christmas and New Year's just weren't budget necessary to meet these objectives. are also responsible for managing sales tion or using its own since its managers pro­ quent Shopper credit' cards. But for so­ left unpaid bills. good ambassadors to France." The only by Bowles. It seems that to get into the the same as in New York. however. Evenon It also develops printed materials for sales distribution of products through all sales bably know their own area better than the meone like me, who positively despises Dominique Causse, a French student who requirement that will not be waived is a beverage industry, an individual would Jan. I, 1987, at 3 the streets of operations and conducts internal presenta­ channels, maintaining good relations with parent company. shopping most of the time-even at the a.m., spent one year in the exchange and is now minimum of three semesters of college-level have to start in sales and work their way up Hollywood weren't paved with too many tions on media and product direction. retailers and maintaining various levels of Kwederis finished the meeting by talking ultra-chic Bonaventure-L.A. life would here on his own working towards his Ph.D. French or the equivalent. the ladder. people since everybody was partying in­ In addition to these, the bottling com- employees within the branch or region of about career opportunities in the beverage prove fatal. "So what color are your new in economics, has an idea that might Interested students should call Maxine doors-they aren't used to walking around .... shorts?" is not my line of conversation alleviate the problem. As the founder of Fisher at 725-32/4, or stop by her office in (ttl~k too much. Maybe that's why health food, NYPAN. an alumni association of French the 24th Street building, r.o.0m 526...... _'.. - ...." .._.- ._- --.. - ._-.-- -' . ,.Q.o_d.l._.W-bjJ.e_il .. Is.uue.marnor mJ

'He'.. Tsuslngstuaent'.. . .volunteers- . _. . ~ . -to-research'- - - - .. ..". - Californians-ar.e-flakey,--the·-Dumber that this project. Hooked up to advanced prove the aforementioned correct is rather Professor Experiments On Stress monitoring equipment similar to a lie detec­ terrifying. So now when my parents com­ tor, but much more complex, Albright plain, "What is this generation coming monitors the reactions of the students' to?" I can sympathize with them. By KEN BROWN for the past five years and on the special hearts to certain stresses. such as a difficult Thrice (out of necessity) covered my trips Student Volunteers tenure track as an assistant professor for the math problem. to the mall. I wasn't interested in memoriz­ Psychology excites Dr. Glenn Albright. last two semesters, Albright has mutual feel­ Awaiting the approval of another grant. ing every nook and cranny like so many ) And through his classes at Baruch, he hopes are being used to ings for the students and says, "I have a lot Albright has a second project in the works. others who couldn't or wouldn't occupy ( Don't give up! to excite his students about the subject also. of fun teaching them." He also sees He wants to develop a test to discover what themselves elsewhere-except, of course, • Recently I asked Albright what could be so research projects teaching as a journey and a challenge where naval personnel are best suited to different the beach or a different mall (how different Your New \ear's resolution exciting about psychology to a group of he. as a professor, learns new things from duties while under great stress. Besides can they be?). Nowadays kids everywhere, business majors. his students all the time. And it truly is a these two grant projects, Albright has not just in L.A., want to dress according to can still be realized! •. I make the course very personal... you challenge at such a business-oriented school found time to start a third for his own in­ GQ and Cosmopolitan. It's frightening to take the entire life span and make it as per­ makes psychology exciting," he said. where out of a class of 425 students, two terest. He hopes to utilize and combine cer­ see first-graders asking each other out on sonal as me individual there, so they can Albright is obviously motivated by his raised their hands when asked who was con­ tain established psychological methods in dates and holding hands in school. They have an appreciation and understanding of subject and it definitely shows through his sidering majoring in psychology. But such a way as to stop people from smoking. probably learn a lot about the "pick-up" where they have been. where they are now teaching. All of his students that I have Albright takes a very healthy view of this "If you can really visualize it well enough, art at malls. YOu can still and where they are going in the future; that spoken to really enjoy his class. At Baruch situation: "It (psychology) is really a cross you can imagine you are on a beach in the Aside from the mall, I noticed that discipline and it doesn't matter whether Carribean and your body will react to the the second favorite topic of conversation LOSE WEIGHT! you're a business or liberal arts major 'heat' of the strong sun," Albright said. In (I'm trying to drop my "likes" and because we're all human beings." the same way, Albright hopes to find a way "totallys") among the young adults begins Albright wants his students to get two to train smokers how to do this visualiza­ with "So what car do you have? Oh wow! levels of understanding out of his classes. if tion. This way they would be able to get the I've heard that's got the best engine. I've nothing else. "On the academic level. I satisfaction of smoking without lighting up got a ..."I can tell the hood from the The want my students to gain an appreciation a cigarette. trunk, the steering wheel from the seats, the and knowledge of the field and make them As if his classes and research work were hubcaps from the fenders, FM from AM Student Activities Center curious to discover more. On the personal not enough, Albright writes a weekly col­ (there's a big difference, I know), but level, I want to help give the knowledge that umn entitled Psychologicatly Speaking for otherwise, I'm not learned. And I'm not in­ they can create their own opportunities for the King Features national syndicate. This to basketball either. So while the guys were wants to help by bringing themselves. " is the same syndicate for which Dr. Ruth watching the J.akers and Clippers game and In both his Introduction to psychology Westheimer writes. Albright has met her throwing "turbo," "fuel injection" and W'EIGHT WATCHERS and stress-management courses. Albright and thinks she is "really great." He believes "mileage" around, I tried to keep from covers many topics. They include the her radio show can help a lot of people by yawning. on campus. history of psychology, analytical methods. referring them to the proper counseling. Yet strangely enough, ifthere's one thing human sexuality and the brain and Albright is not a "total workaholic" as on which I can compliment Californians, behavior. among others. Although he most people would now believe. He lives on it's the way they party. By the time the denies having a favorite area' of specializa­ a 35-year-old boat in City Island. Durina game was over, and the beer and cooler bot­ ,,~ f:t:~',0j,'::~ tion, he admits he is partial to the brain and the summer he especially enjoys restorine tles were empty, the radio was on full-blast , i 0 h~ :u.~: . behavior but finds all areas exciting and in­ his yet-unnamed vessel. Last summer and everybody went crazy. But that's But we need a commitment: At least 20 people, I.~ J., • teresting. tried to take his boat up the Hudson River another story. In addition to his teaching duties. all the way to Lake Champlain. but his crew partying takes place in Porsches, Cor­ .-? Albright is involved with three research pro­ abandoned him around Albany. "They all vettes, MR2s, BMWs, Hondas, Mercedes, jects of importance. The first on his priorities had to go back to work." Albright explains Alfa Romeros, Jaguars, Audis (all with sun list is a project involving stress management with a laugh. roofs, of course), homes and, yes, even and hypertension in the corporate setting. When asked about his plans for the nightclubs. Westwood, downtown L.A. Workirig with John Andreassi and AI Brock­ , future. Albright said he loves teaching so and Beverly Hills house some of the best, This program is open to well, Albright hopes to find physiological much that he never wants to stop. most posh and exciting nightclubs around: verification for personality Type A. Type A "Baruch's psychology department is the music, bard liquor, cocktails, beer and students and staff alike. personalities tend toward heart disease. best: it's such a nutritive atmosphere that everybody's favorite-wine coolers; Chess . ~"":' . ... ' These people are always in a rush. constant­ allows you to grow and do anything and go King and GQ prb, penny loafers and boat For information, call 725-3230. ly feeling pressured and are very com­ in any direction you want. The faculty is shoes. No need for a large crowd, just a petitive with people they view as a threat. . very. warm-hearted and supportive.. " .. , lively one, and .the party's Utotally rad" ,

Pagel' The Ticker February 17, 1917 TbeTkker Paae-17 FEATURES .. FEATURES ineffectual. Hobsbawm blames the Labor "They are regional parties and probablywill governments of 1964-1970 and 1974-1979 for have no real effect," says Hobsbawm. He this situation. "Their records were believes J.abor won't win the next election deplorable." which must be held by 1988. "They lack the A Trip to Antigua THE BY LALIFE Politics The present Conservative government of charisma to get broad-based support and Continued from Page J5 Continued from Page 11 Margaret Thatcher (in power since 197~) unite against Thatcher;" The Labor party PHOTO AURIO was elected, Hobsbawm believes, as a yet smaller than Chinatown in structure and has a new moderate leader named Ian By JACQUELINE MULHERN things in the post-war period. "Changes in to the militant unions. But he was quick to Kinard whom Hobsbawm has sometimes ad- ing. Standing on top of this vista, I felt I space, only seems clean. Someone recom­ the structure of industry, the rise of new had found paradise on earth. JOURNALiST SOTO mended a bakery that is famous for its point out that "the Thatcherites have never Winter in New York is often freezing, technologies, the rise of capital intensive in­ had a majority ... one of the quirks of our Further down the hill, we stopped at damp and miserable. The warm weather of sttUt jlnish.fbulls seven-layer cakes. I considered the sugges­ dustry: these facts hit Britain particularly Clarence House, the home of Antigua's Would you prefuto c1llss in late August in order to before the holidays? parliamentary system." When Thatcher was summer often seems light years-instead of tion but refused when I noticed a display hard as she had been dedicated to the Governor-Generals which have included elected, Britain had become the second The months-away, especially during the dif­ window full of live and dead cockroaches classical 'heavy' industries which required the Duke of Clarence who later became largest oil exporter, but the huge revenues ficult, highly pressured days at school. The (maybe it was the cake). Despite this, peo­ huge amounts of labor," said Hobsbawm. King William IV. The mansion is an ex­ from this have had to pay for the social winter vacation in January is the ideal time ple were actually swarming around the For example the number of coal miners Thatcherites cellent example of Georgian architecture place! security of the many uaemployed. Also, to escape from the cold to a tropical climate shrank from 1.4 million in the 19205 to less Thatcher has begun a program of privatiza­ with its graceful white and yellow facade Popularity and profits at fast-food places than 40,000 in the present. Events particular and relax; to a place" like Antigua in the tion whereby government-owned industries, West Indies. and many of the original furnishings. It also are divided among McDonald's, Burger to Britain included the decline of the British never provided another excellent view of English King, Wendy's, Bob's Big Boy, Taco Bell such as Jaguar Motors and the telephone had I was fortunate to visit Antigua (" An­ economy and her withdrawal as a major company, have been sold to private stock­ Harbor. and Del Taco. While the latter two don't world power. tee-ga") with my mother this past January. holders. The government has also taken a We continued travelling southwest to the offer cuisine worth calling Mexican, their These events bring us to the present where Our ten-day vacation was fabulous, filled hard line against the unions; for example, a majority. bottom of the hill and reached the famed one asset is the jalapeno (a Mexican green the "two-party system of agreement has with sunshine, sparkling white beaches and Thatcher threatened to fire 24,000 striking Nelson's Dockyard at English Harbor. This chili) relish, which is every spicy-food broken down. "These changes reflected that the royal-blue Caribbean Sea. railroad engineers after they refused to take magnificent spot was once home to the lover's dream. So much for mouth­ something was very wrong with the system The island is in the eastern Caribbean, a the government's offered pay raise. English admiral J.ord Nelson and the Royal waterinz deliahts. and many ... became disillusioned. Each of four-hour plane ride from New York, with Hobsbawm believes a return to efficient vised. If the Conservatives do win the next Navy in the late 18th to 19th centuries. '(Sli~ 'n'~ trim" are watchwords in the parties therefore polarized to their ex­ the Atlantic Ocean on the east coast and the heavy industry such as ship building and election, Hobsbawm will remain very Sugar was then the chief industry in An­ California "like" because every blonde, blue­ tremes," Hobsbawm said. The Conservative Caribbean Sea on the west. Although it is in Frank Santiago (Sophomore) steel making are the only things that will help pessimistic. He described the government as tigua, and an English fleet was assigned to Beatriz Sanchez (Sophomore) eved American wants to look like his/her Party moved toward the right while the a tropical region, the temperature only fluc­ the unemployment. Also a new commitment a series of disasters and believes with the cen­ protect the island from invasion, especially "(I'd like to start) before Christmas "At first you think it's bad but on the other idol on the magazine cover. As far as the ,.abor Party, aided by the dropping of rules tralized power it has gained it would surely tuates between 76 and 85 degrees all year, holidays so (I do) not (have) to worry aoout blonde population goes, one can become to scientific and engineering education must with the Atlantic's cooling trade winds en­ from the French and Spanish. hand it will give you more time to study and barring radicals, moved toward the left. The be made to renew Britain's supremacy in destroy Great Britain. Of course this is Pro­ the books." probably do well." tired of looking at each passerby as if his suring that it never- becomes unbearably However, in these peaceful times, the unions themselves became militant, acting as these areas. The moderates forced out of the fessor Hobsbawm's opinion. A counter view rwin walked by five minutes ago. It must be hot. Antigua has 365 beaches-one for each area has been refurbished to accommodate though it did not matter which government two main parties have formed a Social or debate would have made this fine seminar easy for guys and girls to have their pick day of the year-all of which are public. tourists. Lord Nelson's former home is now was in power as each party was now seen as Democrat party and a revived I.iberal Partv. all the more informative and enjoyable. (not to say that all 'have "]0" figures) Antigua is 108 square miles, approximate­ a museum dedicated to Antigua's naval because then the only difference is in per­ ly the size of Queens, but it only has . There are two inns as well as several sonality. But how much variety of that is population of 75,000-30,000 of whom live stores and restaurants. Many Antigans sell there? "Like, you know what I mean?" in the capital, St. John's. It was a British their handmade crafts here, including Valley talk has died down a bit but the re­ A Strategy For Day-To-Day Life colony until 1981 when it became an in­ jewelry, straw goods and clothing. My mains are noticeable and permanent. The dependent nation. Antigans speak English mother and I·had straw hats made for us iargon. however. is not very widely used and their culture has remnants of their which fit perfectly. Other tourists bought amone the f .atinos, who are comprised former motherland, England, as is shown yards of flowery print cloth which the craft­ participates in tournaments such as the Pan mostly of Mexicans. West L .-:\. houses by their national sport, cricket. smen custom made into skirts, pants or American Inter-Collegiate Chess Tourna­ manv of them, as well as many blacks, My mother and I'rented a car and toured blouses. Most of the buildings are 18th­ ment. In 1986 two teams from the club while East L.A. IS mostly business oriented the island. The roads were poorly paved, century originals, maintaining an historic were ranked sixth and seventh overall in the and leans toward upper class. However, it unmarked (except in St. John's) and very ambiance, but they" have been renovated Pan American games. has been noted that the Latinos movement narrow. In fact the roads were so narrow and equipped with modern facilities. is getting stronger and the American that I could see the color of the eyes of the In speaking about future tournaments, The Dockyard is bes\.kDown as the heart population (whites and blacks) in L.A. is driver coming in the opposite direction. Crooks said the club is trying to organize an of the Caribbean yaChting community. Lourdes Marrero (Preshrnan) I .uis Caseres (Freshman) gradually decreasing. Somehow, I sense Now that's close. A map was helpful, but inter-C.U.N.Y. college tournament. we relied heavily on many friendly, Thousands of private ships-drop anchor at "(It's) better off before Christmas. (I "(Pd like to start) before Christmas so that more hostility on the American side since ~djacent ~h Harbo~~ know1edgeablt; A,otigans to poigt iii in the " English ·and can en.0 ' .day.sl- bener," ~ ~~on~~~ve to_~~~...... 9urj~~_+­ - many upper- and middle-class residents re­ n~J~~~tJni_e..tJlo.t_onb:for nOlioa~." The Chess Cub takes. part inatleast ODe right-direetioft. We-als& had-to-be caleN.of - their beau­ -- sent the Spanish-speaking group to a cer­ ty, but for their natural inland protection tain extent and place them at an inferior tournament per semester. Crooks said, animals blocking the road: not just the or­ from hurricanes. The annual Antigua Sail­ le\ eJ. "The only constraint that restricts our entry dinary dogs, cats and birds, but also cows, into other tournaments is the budget goats and egrets which would graze on the ing Week in May attracts yatchsmen from While the entire state, not only L.A., re­ allocated to us. It restrains us from entering side of the road. Honking the horn was around the world who compete for top quires Spanish often in day-to-day transac­ costly but prestigious tournaments." useless, we just had to wait until they mov­ prizes. t ions. the language is not required in high ed. In the northern part of the island is St. While talking with the chess players, I school (whereas passing the driving course But the excellent sightseeing compen­ John's, the capital of Antigua. It is the learned that chess has been played for cen­ is) although choice should be obvious to a sated for these minor annoyances. center of the island's commerce. There are resident. I doubt learning that teddy bears turies. One player told me that it was a By ASHU K. OUIT students to join. According to him, Antigua's rolling hills are dramatically several historic landmarks including St. were named after Teddy Roosevelt is going game of kings who planned their war students who have never played chess can beautiful, with many banana and fig trees, John's Cathedral and Government House, to help students tremendously in life. Un­ strategies of offense or defense by playing. I was walking up and down the hallways also get a feel of the game by learning it as well as wild flowers in stunning shades.of but we spent little time there because, as fortunately. I think the level of education in Thus the pieces on the chess board-castIes, - of the Student Center during club hours from members. Membership has greatly in­ pink, red and purple. It was the end of the New Yorkers, we had seen enough of the ci- ,. -\. schools is pathetic. I went through soldiers, king and queen, etc. looking for a good club to join this creased in the past two semesters and has eighth grade there and felt as if I had semester. Although I came across various reached approximately fifty _Consequently, repeated mv seventh grade. which I had The discourse on chess and the advan­ clubs with different people, what caught my the increase has enlarged the range of tour­ completed in New York. As far as univer­ tages of being a Chess Club member got me attention was the Chess Club. Instead of naments in which members can compete.

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None of his music is thematic times that were so much fun right before stubborn.ways and decides to hop a bus to When last we left the Kinks, they were on the buildings, parking lots and neon lights with death. or gloom and doom, and he cer­ . visit her mother. But even before she makes Robyn Hitchcock is a great . tainly isn't a glitter boy. (If anything, their "World of Mouth" tour, and the appeared. Those two plus the title track im­ the decision to depart, as the title suggests, rumors were flying that the brothers He is in the same class as Lennon, Dylan Hitchcock is a Bryan Ferry clotheshorse and her grandfather (in oneof his more pleasant plies that Ray doesn't exactly like the and Costello. In other words the superlative look-alike.) Davies, Ray and Dave, simply couldn't modem, Urban world. moods) teaches Gemma how to square stand each other anymore professionally "great" is not to be taken with a grain of "The President" is a more honest at­ dance the way he and his wife did when they On the lighterad more cheerful side is salt. So, if you haven't heard of Robyn Hit­ and were breaking up right after the tour. brother Dave's opener, "Rock and Roll tempt at Reapn..basbjng than many of our were crowned king and queen of the Well, surprise! Not only is there a new chcock by now, it's still not'too late to join American . .' 'Somewhere Twilight Harvest Ball. But, fear not Cities," a typical tour song complete with the bandwagon. Ap~" Kinks album, Think Visual, but they've the cities, the bus, and all the beer· and features Hitchcock on boogie­ viewers, this film has little to do with the signed with a new , MCA. This As with the aforementioned craftsmen, woogie piano crooning in a J..ennonesque physical act of square dancing; rather, with beautiful women one desires; but, it lacks Hitchcock is a great lyricist, and wordplay probably means they'll stay together as intensity, inspiration and interest. style. (I'd swear this song could've been what it represents. In the dance you begin at does have a certain importance to Hit­ from Mind Games.) rock's oldest continually active band-for The writing is interesting (as always) but a position called "home"; after each com­ better or worse. chcock's tunes, but unlike many of the Side two is less eventful. HLady Waters mand (such as honoring your partner), you Ray has done and certainly can do better. other British McCartnev-Lennon incar­ To nobody's surprise, Think Visual is a Instrumentally Think Visual is adequate at and the Hooded One," is Hitchcock the return "home." The movie itself is almost perverse look at life. The best example is nates, wordplay is not all important. Hitch­ moralizer, telling us that as long as we have like a square dance, but actual dancing bet­ best. Considering they weren't obligated to cock's usage of melodv, phrasings and his "Working at the Factory" where a factory put this out to finish up an existing con­ our health, we have our wealth. "Raymond ween Gemma and Pops does not occur streak of unpredictability makes Element Chandler Evening," however, may be the much. tract, you have to,ask why doesn't ofLight a ripping spin. most intriguing track from Element of everybody just bow out gracefully and go The majority of the story involves Gem­ ing. Alex is a woman looking for U If You Were A Priest" the opening Light. A stark finger-picked melody By JOHN GRECO Winger is over-worked FedenlI agent their own way; I think everyone involved ma's flight from the farm life of which she something else in life, and Catharine is a track may be Hitchcock's first U.S. hit. against a light cymbal tapJ,mg rhythm with has become weary to the fast-paced world Alexandria Barnes, a bored lady with a repress­ mistress of pleasure. She mates and, in the would benefit, especially Ray. -- (The song is already high on the college biting .bass figures is the type of setting for in which her mother resides. It is a life of Opposites do attract. For a lonely justice ed sexuality. However subtle compared to climax of her relationship with the male, charts.) The song is an upbeat vintage Iggy counterpart Russell, her performance is -Paul Finnelli Chandler's nummalist-L.A. VISIon. With working in a beauty salon from Monday department investigator (Debra Winger), she kills. When they befriend each other and the Stooges clone. On "Winchester," good, although she does not seem as Hitchcock's sweet voice used as a contrast, By JOHN GRECO through Friday and partying all weekend the discovery that a rather elusive femme there is an interest, a usurping of per­ Hitchcock allows bassist Andy Metcalfe to challenged by this role as in those of her ••••• this is a truly wonderful piece of art. long. Frank (Juanelle's boyfriend and fatale (Theresa Russell) is marrying multi­ sonalities. Alex is a plain woman seeking take the vocals as Hitchcock strums on an past. Pale and lacking certain elements of Backed by two fellow ex-Soft Boys, An­ Square Dance, the Island Pictures release owner of the gas station) is a good-natured millionaires and then murdering them for acoustic . Metcalfe's free and angular style, Alex sits in her cubicle at the justice passion. 'Catharine is a sultry woman sear- because they have never questioned them. dy Metcalfe and drummer Morris Windsor, starring Winona Ryder, Jane Alexander man who instantly wins the affection of their fortunes, may be her ticket to a better· ching for friendship. There are even hints kl b d h h bass lines are reminiscent of the likes or and Jason Robards, is an endearing tale of department (surrounded by green windows) . b b h A.P.P.L.E. is a Broo yn an t at as and keyboardist Roger Jackson.. Hitchcock Gemma.. What neither of them realize , is existence. But first she must follow a trail of fusion-gods Percy Jones and Jaco a teenager's coming to adolescence while dead husbands, killed in their sleep by a behind her computer screen searching for a of a sexual attraction etween ot, the potential to inspire students to think is surrounded with a talented and experienced that while they are home, Juanelle is out especially when Alex is giving Catharine about and question things that they may Pastorious. How's this for Hitchcock's group of Egyptians. Maybe Hitchcock is discovering that home really is where the with her wicked girlfriend Gwen painting delayed poison (all diagnosed as victims of motive for a series of recent deaths. At first genius? she thinks that the deaths are mob related, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation during a have accepted and taken for granted in the destined to be appreciated by the average heart is. It is a film that deserves applause the town (and the neighborhood men) red. a heart attack or rare disease) to come face scuba diving class they are enrolled in. It is 'E . If· One by one by one we saw the stars for manipulating somewhat dreary surroun­ to face with this sinister spouse. The pace is but after looking at past newspaper f trai past. The name A.P.P..... itse IS an idiot as a cult-god such as J..ou Reed or Syd Finally, enter Rob Lowe. a retarded man not long before this friendIy swap 0 traits acronym for some oftheir beliefs: Anarchy, One by one by one they closed the bars dings and an over-used theme into an in­ quick (never stopping in one place too long) photographs she realizes that the one thing Barrett, two definite influences on Robyn's who catches Genuna's eye the moment she ends. After Catharine and Paul's wedding Pacifism, Peace, Liberty and Equality. The And one by one by one we all went back to teresting and charming movie. Although moving back and forth from scene to scene, the cases have (besides wealth music, ten years too late, when their sees him. They spend the days pretending to ceremony, Alex gives her gift-a facsimile . fact that this band.does not normally per- Mars the pace is not fast, it is far from slow, building suspense as the two lethal ladies and a rare disease) is the same wife. For this usefulness is gone (Reed) or career. is shot be husband and wife-he takes afternoon ora black widow. Russell responds"by form for profit (they often perform to sup- from "Winchester" reflecting the lethargic atmosphere that draw ever closer. The path ultimately leads chance to enter an entirely different world, (Barrett). But if that's the case, you'll be siestas and she bakes applesauce cake, his violently grabbing Winger's head and kiss- port the Underground Artists and Writers No, Hitchcock is not on drugs. He's just some call home. Enhanced by the fine per­ to Hawaii, the land of reckoning for these Alex is willing to risk her job and her missing out on a sure attempt to display favorite. My guess is that Lowe fans will be ing her on the mouth. The kiss of death, Association) and the fact that they have a candid enough to reflect upon his younger formances of the three leads and Rob'.owe equally dangerous females and home of the future. Next stop-Hawaii. how you were hip to the secret wonders of very disappointed with the part that he perhaps? A stirring and well executed female vocalist who is not exploited is proof years the way he's lived them. Perhaps this in a smaller role as a developmentally next victim. Russell is alluring and seductive as the Robyn Hitchcock and 'the Egyptians, well plays. Actually he does a fine job and spider scene. that the band is sincere in its beliefs. Their is why he's been misconstrued as being a before the masses climb aboard. disabled man. the story keeps the viewer's should be commended, but it would have Black Widow, Twentieth Century Fox's woman, her golden hair cascading Black Widow is not a confrontational ·~chedelic over one shoulder with looks that kill leader of the· revival,., - Stev,n Baum interest with a tear and a smile. . been wiser to cast an unfamiliar face for the thriUer is cast in symbolic blood scarlet let­ film with respect to physical or verbal only release to date has been a 30 min. Ryder plays perky young Gemma, a tom­ (literally). Each time she marries a rich part. rather tban going for the name. ters over a pitch black background much assaults. But it is fast-moving nevertheless, . demo tape entitled Neither-Victims nor Ex- boy with a strong belief in God, who, until man, Catharine leaves town on business on­ ·d· . nf'" f'rnl'n' ecutioners. song on the has a The main fault 'with this movie is that it is like the eight-legged insect thatdevoursits EIc'h - tape the-npe old ase·~-J.l,-·bas·Jjv.ed-QIl-an·~gg ly to return to it funeral and an·irinentance. :~:a::::;..s.eThenes..-t-.o1.1.Liisl.S...,;.b·...... ~..l-w:,Ylbutl:U:!Jtlahe~ww..-:&eI_:...+-·--~e lOr tlie nstener-:~---··- --_.-~--". too obvioUS;-with1ittle-mystery as to- WTl1if mates. Pervading macabre music, woven - farm with her -nasty. cranky (ete.) grand­ She then moves on to a new, exotic place to pnA ~~ y.... The -first song on the tape, entitled will happen next or-even how it willend, with sequences involving the individual father, Dillard (Robards). Pops, as she calls tackle another lover and a different identi­ sonality analysis of both ladies runs deeper "Peace is Possible," criticizes those who There are a few revelations at the film's characters (or both together, as the film him, relies on Gemma to do the cooking. ty. Cast against the volcanic ashes and en­ than the eye can see. This is a problem, claim that "peace is wonderful but it's just climax which spice it up a bit, but the plot is progresses) make it a well-known tale of a though, as the sexual attraction between the driving and most of the work around the ticing atmosphere of the islands, she has her still easily recognizable. The only consola­ rather fatal attraction. Inherent in the h ld h b d I ped d a dream." According to A.P.P.L.E., farm. Wait a minute. Does this sound like eyes on Paul Nuytten (Sami Frey), an inter­ two s ou ave een eve 0 ,an The time has come for us to open up our tion is that the film begins with a theme, movie's design in a steamy competition bet­ an ordinary episode of the Waltons? Well, national hotelier. Charged with a high Winger should have been accentuated a bit hearts and let the whole wide world begin a and in the end it lives up to the expectation ween leading ladies for the spotlight. What it is until Jane Alexander shows up unex­ voltage of attitude and beauty, Russell more. It is a fun ride though, and definitely brand new start. that has already been instilled in the viewer. results from this combustible combination worth the fare to see the divine Russell and pectedly, strutting her urban stuff as Gem­ simply steals the scenes. Wipe all our borders away and let our The fine performances make it hard not to is an interesting balance and an excellent ma's mom, Juanelle. Decked out in a tight The action between both leads is intrigu- sleuthful Winger at work. children play in a world that's beautifuland sympathize with the characters. even choice of talent. mini-skirt and wearing an abundance of free. JuaneJIe. These people are true to life, drama is tear-jerking and the loud, ir­ make-up, Juanelle's objective is to convince - Another track, "Why Work?" questions unlike the soap-opera storylines that are in .- " her daughter to leave the farm as she did ritating gets lost in everything the value of "working for someone else's most movies, and, even though they have many years ago. But Gemma refuses to go, else. stupid greed." A.P.P.t.E. forces you to faults, they do care. Although it would not forcing Juanelle to leave a forwarding ad­ Michael J. Fox is only adequate in this consider if: be a first choice, if you have seen everything dress and go back to the city of Ft . Worth one. His role as Joe Rasnick might even be Becoming a part ofthe factory is this how else playing in the theatres and are looking (without even visiting her father), where she compared to his role as Alex P. Keaton on life is supposed to be? for an evening of light entertainment, this Family Ties or Marty McFly in Back To the Living for a paycheck lives in a gas station with her boyfriend (as may be the film to see. Gemma later discovers), Future. But let's face it, Fox's Alex Keaton Dying for the lack ofit. and Marty McFly are a lot more enjoyable. Are you rea/ly satisfied? Joan JeU, in her movie debut, simply acts Are you really happy? Gary Daly, the band's lead vocalist, gives string ensemble that is entwined with the KooI aDd tile Gang - F~ like herself, therefore, not much can be said Is your life only worth a boss's salary? us an example of how versatile his voice is keyboards, and Gary Daly gives thesong an (Mercury Records) for her performance. Gena Rowlands, If it's not have you ever questioned why it along with the excellent keyboard technique illusionary feeling of actually being on this whose last big hit was the movie Gloria, is should (not) be (that way)? of Brian McNeill on "'Arizona Sky;" which beach in New Hampton, England. Overall Kool and the Gang likes to keep things excellent as the fanatically religious and ter­ MUSIC: is the first singly to be released off the the piece is put together very well. A.P.P.L.E. hopes only to expose people low key. There's never any massive media minally ill mother and is surprisingly the to the charade of some American institu­ album. The song has seen some limited air The only band member who seems to slip attention when they're to release an album film's guiding light. tions and to question the validity of others. play on local radio stations. Hopefully it through the cracks is Eddie Lundon, the or go on tour, but everything that [hey Two stars for this one folks: one for At Baruch, students are exposed to ideas will catch on the way I..evel 42's guitarist whose style is very mellow and release goes platinum, and their latest ef­ Michael J. Fox for loyalty and popularity, China Crisis - What Price Paradise such as Marxism and Pluralism. which they "Something About You" did and catapult -orientated, He is used to place emphasis on fort, Forever, should be no different. the other for Gena Rowlands who tries her (A <.\. iV. Records) may not agree with, but still see value in the China Crisis into the limelight. certain tracks and unfortunately does not "Victory." the first hit single, is- another best to make this film see the light of day. ,'Worlds Apart," an upbeat tune in knowledge of the underlying idea. In that You've probably never heard of China get enough opportunities iri the spot light. in a long line of one name titles that always respect, A.P.P.L.E. is a worthwhile band which the rhythm section, Gary 'Gazza' On '4We Do The Same" he plays a domi­ wind up being smashes; ("Tonight," also has a four-year old i~...ae SOD, a Crisis, but you certainly will in the near Johnson on bass and Kevin Wilkenson on By MARTIN STARKEY problem with stealing, and finds it hard to since they present relevant ideas that may future. Their latest release, What Price nant role and even gets a few licks in. I'm "Celebration," "Cherish"; you get the Rock '0' have never entered the minds of some percussion, show us how well they combine sure that his talent will not go unnoticed. idea). "IBMC" should be a good club hit even be in the same room or even breath the Paradise, is the fourth by a band that has their mastered skills. This song contains If students. with its' fast, lively and danceable temp. and when you see Light of Day make same air that her fanatically religious gotten very little recognition in the United some ideological undertones about how cer­ What Price Paradise, the fourth album For most Baruch students, the music on w~vp On the slower side are the album's sure you carry a flashlight. What's going to mother does. Miehael J. Fox, on the other Rebellion States. They skillfully mix new and tain nations are worlds apart from other na­ by China Crisis, will probably be the happen is that you're going to sit there hand, plays Joe Rasnick who used to be the demo itself will be an eye-opener. It is jazz, when combined holds something for catalyst for this band which deserves much closers. "SpecialWay" and "God's Coun­ mi~ tions. Here again the hom section lays try," has the guys from Jersey just rneI1owin@. wondering if this new film from Tri-Star very much like his sister until his mother's an original of hardcore, hard rock and everyone. more recognition than they are currently A.P.P.L.E.-Neither Victims norExecutioners heavy metal with a slight '60s feel. In addi­ down an intricate set of tracks which make out and· playing it cool. I think one of Pictures, starring Michael J. Fox and rock religious influence changed. his life. Now (Independent Release) It's unusual that you find an album with the song so much more appealing. receiving; The album is filled with music star Joan Jett, has anything called a plot. . he's the equivalent of a guardian angel who tion to the aforementioned tracks, top so many good points. Many times a people can listen to at leisure or as a picker­ these two will eventually gain release as a China Crisis has not been known as being single and become a big hit. _ You know, that minute detail that every still loves to rock but now takes care of his I've always been disappointed at the lack selections include "Disintegrate the Church talented band may release an album with its upper after a luu"d day. As for production, I very commercial, but with the recent suc­ Not exactly what you'would call diverse movie should have so it's entertaining and sister's son and tries to keep her out of trou- . of any sort of "counter culture" and State" ("The church .isn't made of strengths and weaknesses, but the above­ think that this album is produced to the cess of other artists they too have jumped songwriting; most of the songs concern a has some kind of direction. Well after ble as well. That's easier said than done as philosophy among Baruch students. There bricks and concrete; it's made of the ser­ mentioned carries the same vigor point where you would not want to add on the bandwagon. Of the four releases, one boy-girl love kind of thing, but, put lead about thirty minutes of being kept in the Joe struggles to keep patty from running just aren't any new and better ideas concer­ vitude of man and woman") and a harsh throughout. Whether it is a ballad or a pop­ single note, because everything is perfect. this one is by far the most commerci81 to vocalist James Taylor's silky smooth voice dark, a light, no matter how faint it may be, off with her son, Benji, and joining some ning society coming from this school. The cover of Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the pish tune they maintain a tasteful balance. The lyrics have a good sense of direction date. "June Bride," a very danceable tune over light and catchy rhythms with an occa.: managed to appear at the end of the tunnel. satanic heavy metal rock group called "The students are all content to study hard to one Wind." The album starts off with "It's and put a message across when desired. The proves that ifthey had to they could be very sional sax thrown in, then you begin to Light of Day takes place entirely in Hunzz" while the family is suffering its day become a capitalist and live in a culture The tape is sold for a mere 53.00 at a few Everything" in which the horn section recording is available on album, cassette, commercial, yet retain that tasteful quality. wonder how Forever was out for a month , OH., and Michael and Joan are darkest hour. whose standards were laid down many years underground record stores that Baruch dominates the track with a refined jazz and compact disc. The compact disc con­ ago. If students are accepting standards like students most likely don't shop in. The best On the mellow side "Hampton Beach" and only devoted R&D fans knew abo\l~ i!. brother and sister trying to make it big as a This film is a dragging melodrama that sound. The song has several changes in is the song that proves that gOod tains two extra tracks which are not on the rock group called The Barbusters. Joan Jett democracy and capitalism because they way to get a copy then is to send 53.00 to others. If you're looking for paradise in an KooI and the Gang may not be on the charts has religion as its base. It kind of reminds which the rhythym section in unison with production pays off. The album, was pr0­ truly agree with them, then I have no A.P.P.L.E., 2S Van Dam Dam St., foeeve; but they should be there for a is Patti Rasnick, a rebellious young rocker one of Terms of Endearment, but not the horns pull you through the changes dnced and recorded by aive J..anger and album, I'm sure you will be satiSf"Jed with .0. me~ complaint. I believe, however, that many Brooklyn, N.Y. 11222. tune to come.. ,. .. . who gets off to the sound of heavy much. The religious aspect of Light ofDay smoothly. Backing vocals are placed at just Alan Winstanley.We bear an excel1ent mix- this record. students accept the_ :~orms of society - John Ricard ...~ rock music blasting her eardrums out. Patti is both tragic and shocking. The morbid the right time-for tile right emphasis: .-f 0 • eIecII:. .. • tift 0 apoUstic .. _IU ~iC' ~... a . - Paul Finnell;' '·rh··.• ,l,;-C cl~~~·~':\·~"'''A~

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Page'20 The TIcker Felwuary 17, 1987 Febl'D8l7 179 1937 The Ticker Paaell ARTS ARTS bably loved the Smithereens. Cinderella is a who had a really big year was Billy Joel, mellow-metal band you should took out who gave us a very mature The Bridge. for; and would 'somebody please give the The ladies side was a bit more interesting. Boston-based band Face to Face a try?! I'll admit Madonna's True Blue was ac­ Vincent van Gogh:.. Tragedy and TriuDlph Stupid Fashion Phil Collins continued to be the busiest tually pretty good but it was nothing com­ guy around (last year I thought it was cute pared to "Like a Virgin" or her debut (and but now it's at the point of being annoying) as I think "Live to Tell" is pretty horrible). By PAUL FI~NELLI EJ~P turned out their first effort in seven ART NEWS ches, the foreground foliage as objects of painting the artist had with him when he Genesis released their very commercial In­ Sharing the spotlight with the now blonde weigbt~ years but now the up" is for Cozy Powell of substance. committed suicide, but that has never been visible Touch and embarked on a major. bombshell was ex-Go-Go Belinda Carlisle, By 1986 wasn't a very prolific year as far as and not Carl Palmer, who a few years ago tour. Ex-Genesis members also kept Janet Jackson and Whitney Houston. proven. The colors are striking. The music went. Amnesty didn't exactly match flew the coup to join that supposedly super­ themselves occupied as Steve Hackett join­ DEBORAH L. ROLDAN brushstrokes seem to change' in direction Live-Aid in mass appeal and there were no group Asia. Lastly, Bachman Turner­ ed forces with ex-Yes guitarist Steve Howe • • • • • and 'depth at a rapid rate. real mammoth tours; but nonetheless a lot Overdrive put out some live stuff and then to fonn GTR. The newly formed group had In the miscellaneous category, I really Ronald Pickvance, guest curator of the of different and interesting things did hap­ hit the road as the opening act for Van both a top-I0 album and single. Peter Gabriel like the Bangles. I think they're more exhibit and author of the exhibition hy do so many people know pen. Halen. I beard they put on a good show marked the tenth anniversary of leaving his dynamic than the Go-Go's ever were. It was cata1ogue~argues that van Gogh's last pam­ the name Vincent van Gogh? 1 he biggest story was probably the wherever they went. pals with his biggest solo work, and showed his a pretty big blues year with Stevie Ray tings. were most probably two charming, Along with the comebacks were the always-interesting video ideas with Vaughan, George Thorogood, The The names Edouard Manet sunfilled works entitled Daubigny/s "Conspiracy of Hope" tour back in June and Jacques T..ouis David may' newcomers and 1986 produced a "Sledgehammer' and "Big Time." Fabulous Thunderbirds (finally) and Garden. It is a notion that seems'more where the performers donated their time not sound as familiar yet they hold as im- particularly good crop. The English band Probably the only male soloist to have a The Georgia Satellites. Can anybody please teU agreeable that the thought that van Gogh's and the proceeds to Amnesty International. portant a place, if not more so, in the Level 42 made their fusion rock-jazz style bigger year was Steve Winwood. The me what exactly Andrew Ridgely did before Crows Over the Wheatfield was evidence of an organization whose cause is to release history of art. Instead, van Gogh's name work for them on "Something About former lead singer of 60s bands Spencer­ Wham! broke up? Glad to see Ozzy a cry for help. Help that would have allow­ political prisoners of conscience. The six­ has been immortalized along with those of You." Add in the Pet Shop Boys and it was Davis Group, Blind Faith and Traffic, had Osbourne finally get released from that ed him not to have to depend'on his brother city tour gave fans the chance to get a Leonardo da Vinci, Michaelangelo and a good year for new English modern-rock his smooth and seemingly unused voice take stupid lawsuit about the guy who commit­ for money. Help that would have let him quick-fix look at U2 between albums and. Picasso. It is not without reason this bands. I f it was good-ole Amer- him to the top of both the singles and ted suicide while listening to one of Ozzy's understand the depression that sometimes although a lot of people didn't realize it. reverence ofan artist's name; van Gogh was album charts. The only other male rocker records. overwhelmed him. Or perhaps it w~C' ~,..: what was probably the last opportunity to ican rock 'n' roll you craved, you pro- indeed a master-if not of his life then of see The Police together for quite some time. another reason that he shot himself on that' the painted canvas. day in July of 1890 at age thirty-seven. if not forever. It is the incredible painting skills of Vin­ •• To continue this rock for a cause was the cent van Gogh that the Metropolitan anti-drug concert at Madison Square Museum of Art has so lavishly put forward Garden on Halloween which was a good in the exhibit "Van Gogh in Saint-Remy effort, but who was the brainiac that put and Auvers." The show focuses on the RUN-D.~f.C. on the same stage with works done by van Gogh in the last four- Crosby, Still & Nash and the Allman teen _months of his life and is a follow-up to Also of his Saint-Remy period is Self- Brothers? All are very talented obviously. the museum's exhibit in 1984 "Van Gogh in Portrait (1889) and Irises (1890), both of but the rappers were put in a bad situation Arles." The exhibit, which will be on view which are pictured here. Of van Gogh's and consequently got mercilessy booed and through the 22nd of March, features almost self-portraits much has been said. They are heckled. Anyway, how much credibility can ninety of van Gogh's last works. J..enders to seen as documentation of his progressive in- an anti-drug concert get with David Crosby the exhibition include ten countries, among stability, views into his psyche. Many do CJprI.11 as one of the participants? them Austria, Japan, and the Netherlands. present an eerie look at a man who seems Even with all these shows and tours. the Some twenty art institutions from over fif- mad. Others are simple representations. most famous tour was probably the tour c teen cities in the United States also loaned The one shown here is strong and stark. He around the world, it is unlikely that you will that wasn't, referring of course to The Roll­ l their van Goghs to the Metropolitan for this stares out, his eyes piercing are unknown. e.ver see .them again except in reproduc­ ing Stones. Dirty Work came out a year late one-of-a-kind display. They are arranged There is a greenish cast to his face and the tions. EnJOy the sights! and then Mick Jagger decided not to tour chronologically beginning with the painter's choppy outline he has made around his The Metropolitan Museum of Art is because it would interfere with his solo yearlong stay in the asylum of Saint-Paul- . head and shoulders takes on the appearance The life of Vincent van Gogh has in- located at Fifth Avenue and 82nd Street. It work but Keith Richards promised to cut de-Masole in Saint Remy and ending with of radiating heat, an aura. What is unusual trigued many. What remains, most impor- is open Wednesday through Sunday from Miele's throat if he didn't. So, Micle went to his death in Auvers in July of 1890. about this work is van Gogh's depiction of tantly, are his cr~tions. W~ are thankful 9:30 a.m. to 5:'15 p.m. and Tuesday from Europe to do his album. Keith and Ron The artist that we know.as Vincent van himself as a painter, wearing of smock and for the work he did leave behind, a stagger- 9:30 a.m. to 8:45 p.m, It is closed on Mon- Wood did various little things (guest ap­ Gogh left behind a legacy that seems to holding a palette aDd la._ shes::- something ~ng 909;paintings, not including his draw- day. The telephone number is (212)' pearances on records and at concerts) while . -have been uneqDalled in mt. He was a DIan -~. --be baduot: duDe ia pietila ...... UIitS: :T~lttll~~e!;r;::::e':~~:~eC:;--- :lt~~dJ;to~Siiit~et~~u~·:i:~· Charlie Watts toured the country with his not only talented with a brush but also a . - . ----~,;-.... ~ .' ~ i'~.. - _... , orchestra. As for Bill Wyman, I hope he is pen. He wrote letters to his sister ./...... ~ 2§ ten years of hIS ~Ife. quired to see the exhibit and it is best to buy ~ getting rid of his very grey hair. Stay tuned " Wilhelmina (Wil), to fellow artists and ffi The Metropolitan Museum of Art offers them in advance. Many weekends are ~ for the next episode of "As the Stones friends, such as Paul Gauguin and Emile Ii; you a chance to view the last works of Vin- already sold out so call ahead to see whatis ~ Tum." Bernard, but most especially and most im- 9 cent van Gogh. Gathered, as they are, from available. ~ 1986 was year 2 A.D. (after Dave) for portantly to his brother Theodorus (Theo). . :i thos~ letter~, ~.8 Van Halen and they celebrated by releasing Within van Gogh revealed .his . - thoughts, hIS feelings, hIS ever-ch~ngmg &-_..::.:. ~-o 5/50, their first album with new emotions. Those letters have. provided a ., .~ ~ vocalist Sammy Hagar. While certainly not wealth of information to scholars and > as brash as earlier works, they must have i public alike on the painter that so many :J ~ done something right as the single "Why WgJ called a madman. ~ (,J Can't This Be Love" and the album both - . Vincent van Gogh's tragic life was mark- ~ ~ had lengthy stays at the top of the charts. ed by superior talent and extreme emotion. ~ ~ Bur Dave couldn't be outdone by Sir Ed­ His voluntary commitment into the asylum t: ~ ware1 and the boys. so enter Eat'em and of Saint Paul came about because of the ~ ~ Smile, which didn't reach the lofty perch violent occurrence in Aries. Van Gogh had his ex-band did, but was much better o! T lived in Aries for eight months when Paul ~ received by his loyal fans than the previous­ E Gauguin arrived there to share his apart- t. ~ ~ ly released EP "Crazy From The Heat," ment. Van Gogh idolized Gauguin and Q.l ~ which had taken a lot of heat from older deeply admired his paintings. They had, ~i- Van Halen fans who thought Dave was get­ Irhes o however, incredibly different personalities ting just a little too showy. As far as metal­ and their opposing views led to numeous pop and the charts went, local rockers Bon Irises, done just before van Gogh left the arguments. Such an argument was the Jovi made them both look pretty silly with asylum in May of 1890, is a stunning com­ reason behind the attack van Gogh tried on their multi-platinum and seemingly perma­ bination of color and brushstroke. Blue Gauguin but instead turned on himself. The nent top-5 resident. Slippery When ~Ve(. irises, of various hues, are placed against a result was the mutilation of his own ear. '86 turned out to be the year rock finally YEARBOOK PICTURE background of vibrant yellow. The vase After a hospital stay. he decided he needed met rap and when you talk rap, you have to and the table on which it rests are a darker time to recover slowly and persuaded his yellow. Jutting green leaves complete the start with RUN-O.M.C. who were the first SENIOR POKTHIJITS brother Theo to take him to Saint Paul's. rap due to have both a multi-platinum and harmonious blend of colors. , top-IO album. The rappers prospered great­ Van Gogh entered the asylum in May of When van Gogh left Saint-Remy it was ly when they joined forces with Aerosmith's 1889. He was given a studio in which to decided by his doctors and his brother Theo Steven Tyler and Joe Perry to do a cover March 2 - March 13 work and allowed to paint in the surroun­ that he be sent-to Auvers, a small town out­ version, in this year of covers, of the rock ding countryside when he was judged in side of Paris. There he was to lead a calm classic "Walk this Way," a song that went good enough health to do so. Van Gogh existence under the care of Dr. Paul higher this time (#1) than when it was (11:00-7:00) had been having dreadful seizures which Gachet. 'Auvers was, atrhe time, occupied First Class originally released (#4). By year's end the had ultimately been diagnosed as those by several artists and Gachet was among Beastie Boys were beginning to make waves brought on by epilepsy. The attacks were them. He seemed to be everyone's father as the first white rap band and were receiving preceded and followed by periods of deep figure and van Gogh took to him easily. much airplay on K-ROCK (92.3 WXRK) as For an appointment and/or information: depression. but. when- they passed, van Van Gogh'missed the comiadcry he:felt he Care well as the top40 and urban stations. Gogh's mind was crystal clear and he was had lost when Theo got married. Gaehet . Bands make comebacks every year but this eager to paint. Some of the artist's most in­ provided that for him. Van Gogh repaid L~tH, 1fJ~'d, -• one seemed different. The very long-awaited (daytime) Information desk at Student Center credible landscapes were done at this time. him by making him immortal. His portrait. SeJtedu4- Boston album finallv arrived. Third Stage Starry Night (1889) and Cypresses (1889) of Gachet can be seen in the exhibit. was a decent record but when you Ore getting are but two of the masterpieces van Gogh In the seventy days van Gogh spent in play on WYNY and WNSR, you know completed in Saint-Remy. Cypresses, which Auvers, he painted some seventy paintings. Family Planning • Abortion • Gynecology you're not really rockin' (of course, (after 5 p.m.) Student Center room 104 belongs to the Metropolitan Museum, is a He was filled with incredible energy. Crows it is still very high on the charts). work for the senses. The heavy application Over the Wheatfield (1890), pictured here, 787-8770 1995 Broadway (68th St.) of paint to the surface, known as impasto, can be counted among those works. It is in­ The Moody Blues also learned the ~ . At lincoln Cent., commercialization formula and had a takes the scene depicted beyond the conven­ dicative of van Gogh's intensity. Much has bia album: The Other Side ofLife and the tional two dimensions of the canvas. You been said about .~e confusing whirl that he $10 charge for the '87 Yearbook view the leaves of the tree; itsswaying.btan-, ~hi~ Yias.~ monster single, "In Your Wildest Dreams." puLdown..·.I1 was thQught ttaa1-.. .t f., up ·r

Page 22 TbeTicker' February 17,.1917 . Fe_ary17, U87 23~ TbeTkker' .... 1 ; .' f ARTS (J I ; ---,------=----'------.-;.---r--~~-----.:...... ,;---:...... -..:----...;..--- ARTS!~__ .f West Coast labels Metal Blade and is as good as the last, if not better. Enigma are going to be distributed by The very anthemic "Metal Forever" and Another flaw is Fier's string of guest Capitol Records. The first three releases "Praise the Loud" are two of the stronger Repertory~Of-Miceand musicians to The Golden -Palominos line­ Cocteau Me l METAL were Lizzy Borden's Menace To Society, songs on the album. "The Bargain" is Fierlessness up. I like Carla' Bley, Don Dixon and MADNESS T-Bone Burnett as much as the next music : Fates Warning's A waken The Guardian, worth the price of this album alone. and Omen's The Curse. All three albums Russell's vocals rate an A + on this album. aficionado, but Blast ojSilence exhibits the himself) but only able to hurt. It is this have landed on the Billboard Top 200. He sounds much more fierce anddetermin­ seem­ same weakness as the last go-round when By SAL TREPPIEDI CJSS - Praise the Loud ed than the vocals on the' last release. He ingly insignificant happening that is a recur­ such luminaries as Stipe and Richard This has been a' banner year for new (I.eviathan Records) really, does a nice job. What can be said ring theme and foreshadows the climax of Thompson were present. If the musicians J The year of 1986 turned out to be a huge bands. Many came on the scene and found about Chastain that hasn't been said the story. own creativity and flair for dramatics in­ one for heavy metal. Bands were getting instant recognition. Others took their time, One of rock 'n roll's top guitarists. David already? The man is the guitar hero of the Berlinsky and Schmerling are perfect as trudes on the final product, perhaps their signed left and right to the major labels. but eventually found their way onto the T. Chastain, is back with a brand new late eighties and the nineties too. He is truly the two opposite pals. Following in the presence should be questioned. Underground bands were beginning to get road to stardom. Cinderella, 'which was album. His band has remained intact and so a musician worthy of all the accolades he footsteps of Burgess Meredith. and Lon Then of course, there's the covers of some noticed. Independent labels were- latching discovered by Jon Bon Jovi, is the biggest has his guitar-playing skills. Together with has received in the past. On this album, he Chaney, Jr., these actors tum in a fine per­ of Fier's favorite mid '70s folk-rock onto the coattails of the major labels, new name in the bunch. They have already Russell Jinkens (vocalist), Mike Skim­ again earns his ,stripes with flawless guitar . formance. doing no damage to the original records. This time. FIeI' chose two of Little thereby immensely increasing their value. It had a Top 10 single and album. Their debut merhorn (bass) and Les Sharp (drums), work. story. In fact, it is on stage in a close setting Feat's numbers "I've Been the One," and also -gave us rattleheads a broader range of Night Songs is expected to hit double David and CJSS are ready to take on the Praise the Loud is CJSS'· best effort to that this story is presented the best. "Brides of Jesus." sung impassionately by Syd styles-from thrash to hardcore to speed. platinum. Also doing well are Flotsam and world. Their sole weapon is their brand new date. It combines all the elements of a huge Schmerling is convincing as the feeble­ Straw: It is when Straw takes over at the Major label bands were appearing on the Jetsam, Diamond Rexx, Tesla, White Lion, 1JP Praise the Loud. It is mega. hit record. Let me reiterate once again that minded man, although the beard seemed a helm that the band is most interesting. Billboard Top 100 rather frequently. Bon Kreator, Kick Axe and Poison. Praise the Loud is a step in the right if this album does not land CJSS a major bit out of place when reflecting on his Although anyone who has ever seen the Jovi became only the fourth metal act to label deal, this industry's A & R directors almost childish character. But beard or no Palominos live is aware of Straw's stupid Several metal veterans returned to the direction for a band that doesn't know how By. JOHN GRECO climb to the number one slot on the album scene. Alice Cooper was the most an­ to make a wrong step. It's an album that have been smoking some pretty nasty stuff. beard, when he begs George to describe comments, her voice is honest enough to charts. The others were Led Zeppelin, ticipated of the old timers. His brand of should land a major label deal. Ifit doesn't, how it will be when they get a ranch of their make these two songs seem like justly -' Sal Treppiet!i "The best laid schemes 0' mice- and men own and how he will tend the rabbits, you Quiet. Riot and AC/DC. Also hitting the there is definitely something wrong with the deserved tribute to the late Lowell George. shock rock produced many sell-out crowds gang afta-gley (often go 'awry), " forget that they are on a stage..The best Top 20 were Cinderella, Iron Maiden, Van throughout the country. His album Con­ A & R departments of the music industry. Much better than the Palominos version of This statement by Robert Burns is the scenes are those with just George and Len- Halen, Judas Priest, David Lee Roth, Dok­ strictor has rung up good sales. Also return­ The songs range from the fast ('cr.and of Moby Grape's "Omaha." premise of the pI;ly Of Mice and Men by ny present. They have a rapport that seems ~ ken, Ozzy Osbourne and Metallica. ing after a lengthy absence was Paul D'ian­ the Free") to the very heavy ("Praise the The highlight track from Blast ofSilence John Steinbeck at the Jean Cocteau Reper- to work as well as the novel. On the independent level, Lizzy Borden no of Iron Maiden fame. His new band, Loud") to the Black Sabbathy ("Citizen of is "The Push and the Shove," a song writ-- tory at the Bouwerie Lane Theatre, a story When the two finally reach the ranch, - Blast ofSilence became the first Metal Blade Records act to Battlezone, and album, Welcome to the Bat­ Hell"), All the songs were either written or () ten by Numbers Band leader Robert of two innocent migrant workers travelling they meet Slim (Coral S. Potter) the kind- reach that pinnacle of moderate success, the tlezone, have enjoyed moderate success'. co-written by David T. Chastain. Each song Kidney. Some years ago, Fier was part of Billboard Top 200 album chart. Also His tour has been received well. together toward a dream. The dream is to hearted foreman, Candy (Craig Cook) a rag- It took me three records to-discover that this outfit, before he left Cleveland for NeW catapulted were Poison, Fates Warning, someday escape the bleak life of laboring gedy old man with a foul smelling dog, C...·r- York. Kidney handles the-yelling himself on 1986 did not go by without its tragedies. vw ~U The Golden Palominos are not a rock band, Stryper, Omen and Motorhead. for a few dollars, and then spending every . ly (William Dante).the basses hot-tempered this song. With a stripped down cast of Metallica bassist Cliff Burton was killed nor an assemblage of eternally frustrated From out of the ranks of these major in­ cent in the local bar or cathouse on the son and his sexy wU.·.e (Elise .Stone) whose Fier, Laswell (bassist for Material and Her- near Copenhagen in an accident involving sidemen (and women), but rather. The dependent labels came bands which went on weekend. Unfortunately, as the savina 'main interest is flirting with the other men. Golden Palominos area formula. bie Hancock), Worrell (ex P- and the band's tour bus. He was thrown out of the to sign with major labels and are currently goes, these hopes and aspirations are im- The rest of the cast are mainly supporting T-Headster) and guitarist , the enjoying success. The biggest of these was bus when it skidded on an icy road and was in­ possiible for t hese unlikeI y partners. characters. Curly is an ex-boxer that picks This may explain why many of the fatal band scorches and leaves the chains of be- stantly killed. Metallica, who in 1986 garnered an abun­ The story takes'place from Thursday fights with big guys to prove his manhood, flaws from the last effort Visions ojExcess ing sidemen well behind them. . S d . lt aI all haven't been corrected. First, there's dance of critical acclaim and became 1986 saw metal achieve new heights, evemng to un ay at an agncu ur v ey so Lenny becomes a primary target. George Although Blast ofSilence is by no means known as the band that opened up the receive new blood and transfuse blood into in California. George (Harris Berlinsky) is tells Lenny to tum the other way and avoid "Something Becomes Nothing," featuring a perfect record, it may be the last time this doors to make the underground a viable old souls. It was a year when heavy metal the brains. He is a man with a conscience, Curly, so that they can stay long enough to guest vocalist . Remember configuration of some of the finest musi­ commodity. Slayer is another band that has was recognized, by both fans and industry both cursed and blessed with the task of save. up money for their ranch. It is the problems exhibited on his cians in modern day rock "n roll will record ~. _.....J h "S h ierli three lead vocals from the 'laSt LP? The gone on to major success because they pick­ personnel, as a viable money maker and not canng for I.enny (0 n c me 109), a unavoidable though, as Curly'soon finds together. Fier claims that he's not sure if he ed up a major label deal. Their Def just a form of aggression. Hopefully, wi~h brawny simpleton. Even though Lenny that Lenny is not a force to be reckoned R.E.M; singer was totally outmatched by the will continue to organize the Palominos f bl d I. bs f h thump and thunder of the New York based Jam/Geffen release Reign in Blood has its newly injected vigor. heavy metal will .0 ten causes trou e an oses JO or t e with, h h . f Pal . I d A t now that his contractual agreements with been certified gold status. reach new heights and proportions in 1987. two, they both "look out for each other;" Dante seems a bit too ridiculous for the r yt m section 0 ommo ea er n on Celluloid has expired. Say it isn't so, Tony. As the play opens, they have just barely part of the boss's SOD. What should bea Fier, bassist extraordinaire and Other bands that have gone from ·Sow Bald If this is the case, I wouldn't be suprised if independent to major labels have done the escaped from the last farm, where Lenny serious role becomes comic relief, as Curly the organ work of . Sweet's this record sounds better in a few years Stryper - To Hell With the Devil got into trouble (again). He was admiring constantly enters the sceneiQ_a.p~ic;trying vocals are in the same category as from now (Celluloid Records, 330 Hudson same. Megaforce Records recently signed a (Enigma Records) distribution deal with Atlantic Records. the soft looking veWet dFess'-oH1 l;ady..tlen· LO Ibbnnds -wife. Coo1c"8"'fhe -Old man' is· . Stipe's-too sweet.to.pierce the Palominos Street, New York, N.Y. 1(013).. -~--=:---_ . .~ \\'~- ~ -----.-~.---. j "n-._- .. - - .... - _ .. -- -- - S Baum Previously" because of force, bands dcaaOQ CO kjuda' -aH4 the weAaiaR·· . -atellelit. He is batcDy self-sufficient, rely--· .._.- .'-"-_.-'.'-'._._'- -. __ .-.....-.. _.. _- Mega The deans of Christian rock.return with DavW ..~ Ol••ala of CJSS ~.~ .=-- -~._--~ ... such as Metallica, Anthrax, Raven and 'IT screamecf(in a nervoUs freitzrJhe oniy-held ing on the otfier guys and when no one else their third offering. This album becomes a Quick have gone on to major label success on longer. This is the unstable life of these is around, he carries his crippled dog with bit more bubble gumish than the previous Zebra-3 V (Atlantic Records) with other labels. Bands such Overkill, two friends: ...... ' . him. He vividly reflects the Steinbeck tradi- as two. The songs lack the musical power (one From Parents ex-Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley and Frehley's So, there they are approaching the next tion. has to distinguish between musical power Most people are calling this a bad album. Comet, San Francisco's premiere thrashers job, when George decides t() set up a camp- The show is a success with some minor and spiritual power when reviewing a I can't see why. This is Zebra's best album ROGER OhON Testament (formerly known as J.egacy) and Mentors - Up The Dose (Death Records) fire and spend the night in the outdoors. flaws that do not critically damage the pro- COD Stryper LP) that the band displayed with so far. There is a little bit of everything: on P.O. no x 1557 the former S.O.D. vocalist Billy Milano and I Jenny fidgets in an awkward way, obvious- duction in any way. It is delightful to relive ONLY the last two offerings. But this still gets a . 3. V. But it stays within its boundaries; and OLD OIELSEA STATICh'l Method Of Destruction (M.O.D.) will be Metal's dirtiest, most perverted, most ly hiding something, like a baby. And like a one of Steinbeck's best stories. Fine perfor- passing grade. NEW YORK, N.Y. 10011 the first acts released through the new it does not sound like a different band disgusting, most raunchy band is back with scorned parent, George reprimands his mances by most of the cast, especially the -Sal Treppiedi recorded each song. A good buy. Megaforce/Atlantic association. their second helping of "horny rock." Up slow-witted buddy into revealing what is in two leads, resemble the original movie. It's - The Dose is the kind of album that Larry his rather large hand. It turns out to be a nice to Know you can experience Of Mice Flynt would have been proud of. The lyrics mouse-a' dead mouse. This is the story of and Men again, without the story being tar- are still sexist but this time, the band I.enny's life. Trying to love (and express nished by modem themes or ideas. doesn't sound like Black Sabbath.

The Mentors are EI Duce (vocals 9 drums), Sickie Wifebeater (guitar) and Dr. Heathen Scum (bass). First of all. the album cover features dark-haired Candy Samples in a cage. The lyrics are so N()·NA!\1ES 5 1/4 DS/DD RHAND NAME'S 5 1/4 DS/DD disgusting, bondage seems harmless in com­ I P:\CK OF 10 DISKETTES 58.00 SOl\'Y 1 BOX OF 10 DISKETTES AT . $10.00 parison. Check out the lyrics to 30 DISKEtTES AT 5.75 EA. 5 BOXES OF 10 DISKETrES FOR 5 9.50 EA. "Heterosexuals Have The Right To Rock." 50 DISKFITES AT 5.70 EA. 10 BOXES OF 10 DISKcITES FOR 5 9.00 EA. a song about glam bands and guys who 100 DISKETrES AT $.55 EA. 200 DISKE1TES AT SONY 10 DISKETTES IN HARD CASE 513.00 ;"I~'; : wear makeup. 5.50 EA. . ~ ." 400' DISKETrES AT ·5 BOXES OF DISKS IN HARD CASES S 12.50 EA. ., .5.45. EA. '1" . 800 DISKE1TES AT 5.40 EA. 10 BOXES OF DISKS IN HARD CASES S 12.00 EA. Heterosexuals have the right to rock 3. Visit Central Park••• . 3M " HIGHLAND" Rendez-\'Ous with Amour. So glam fags get off the block 1 BOX ·OF 10 DISKETTES S 10.00 EA. Who wants to see transvestites in drag .' 5 BOXES OF 10 DISKETfES 5 9jO EA. Who look like a glam rock jag. Testa - Mechanical Resonance to standards. Well, fear not for it does. 10 BOXES OF 10 DISKETTES S 9.00 EA. (Geffen Records) This is not pretty-boy rock, a la Bon Jovi, These are probably the most harmless but instead it is power commercial metal .. .' ..:..'. ~:~~~ ~;..:~ ~";:: .:~. . .:;:- ~::::: ~:~:' lyrics on the album. Some of the other titles This band took its name from Nikola without the makeup. The musicianshipjs . -, -.'. ,B·r!J'", ...., -,;. PAPER include "Adultery," "Couch Cast Tesla, the man who designed the first prac­ superb. Jeff Keith, for a guy whose only ~ . . tical system of generating and transmitting singing experience was humming along to Testing," "Secretary Hump," and "White ...... alternating currents of electrical power. tunes on his radio in his rig, has an excellent RASE 3·:1/2 SS/DD MICRO-PERF Trash Women." It's the stuff that dreams (8112 X II) 20 POUND Tesla transmits that same power on their voice. The production of Steve ~ are made of. team 1 .n6X. .OF FIVE DiSKETTES 'S ]0.00 RA. 2700 SHEET The production on this album is bland debut Mechanical·Resonance. The band Thompson and Michael Barbiero did an ex­ 2 IJOXES OF FIVE DISK~TTESS 9.QO £A. 1m /1///,_/7_ fa7 . but still good. EI Duce is in rare from with cooks with energy. ceDent job in bririging.oufthe.troe talent of 10 BOXES OPFlvEOrsKETTEs fOR S 850 EA $ 35.00 In BOX 2.5eeV't. ~. his super-raunchy vocals. The band is tight Tesla is Jeff Keith (vocals), Tommy this band and Dot hiding thein behind fancy '20 BOXES OF FiVE DISKETTES FOR S 8.00 EA. U throughout. This could really a hot seller production techniques. ,. MICRQ.PERF at the Edison Theatre be Skeoch (guitai), Frank' Hannon (guitar, (8 112 X II) 16 POUNq Songs to check out include "EZ Come ~31/2 47th Street West ofBroadway knowing whatsome people's tastes are like. keyboards), Brian Wheat (bass) and Troy DS/DD I:! 2700 SHEEr ;.- If not, it could always be used as the sound­ EZ Go," "Modern Day Cowboy:' "Cover 1 BOX OF 10 DISKETfES FOR S 25.00 EA. "THE CHILo.REN OF THE ORIGINAL AUDIENCES Luccketta (drums). The band hails from BIll $ 32.00 PER sox .... ARE NOW COMING TO SEE 'OH! CALCUTTA!' track for a pornographic film. Sacramento, CA. They are being managed Queen," and "Rock Me To The Top." AND THEIR CHILDREN DOUBTLESS WILL TOO~ The hooded sex fiends of the music world But, to be honest, all the songs on this U .. TIME. 1986 by the same people who currently manage .~~ ..1III.lit~. have returned. They have done so with an Metallica, Def Leppard and Dokken. Tesla album are grade A material. ..,. 1) • ~ I . .. ~"" Tlckets at tne box office and .~.nun. album that will raise the follicles in your has also, already, landed a supporting slot MechanicQI Resonance is worth purehas­ 1·1I0~E ORDERS ONLY S ' 01 OF ORDF.Rl~G. DURL~G TIlE WORK WI-:Jo:K. ALL ()RDERS I • 1 • Buy tickets with your credtt cards by calling hair. Check it out. if you dare! If you're ing. This band has got it and should be on David Lee Roth's tour. Talk about being CALL 24 HOURS 1. 5ce the U.N••• 212·302-2302 10 am to Midnight, 7 days, 4. 5ce Wall Street really brave, join the 4-F club andreally get around for quite a long. time. Remember WILL BE DF.uVERfo:D TO BARUCJI COLLEGE. I J'F.RSONALY or call ~TEL£Ti\DN· (24 hours- 7 days) fed with a silver spoon. 1-(718)-338-0373 GUARANTEE ALL MY MERCHANDISE WITU' YOUR .-IJLL .- ... your kicks. Whatever you do, make sure the name Tesla. Super stardom is on tap for MOl\~ BACK IV NOT SAnSFlF.D. ~ Watch the Diplomats Rub elbows with a Even with all this pampering, it would be (212) 947~33,(516)794-2560, (201) 343-4200. these five Californians. Scream at each other. For mature audiences only. Wall Street tycoon. your fathers don't get near this album. a shame if their album did not measure-up They may want to steal it for themselves. - SIll Trqpl«ll KICK IT ON DOWN! - Sal Treppiedi . , ". . -':.- . ~~ I i ------'------Paae24 TbeTleker F.....'1'7;.-

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