Grand Master Chamber Pot Roger Thorn (Pimp) Hayley Sampson (H) Joint Masters On Sec Julie Gitlin (Dirty Oar) David Sykes (Scrotum) Bill Stacey- Norris (Lost) Hash Cash Scribe Master Sarah Cohen (Fergie) Steve Davis (Hurricane) Hare Master Hasherdabber Simon Snowdon (Slush) Ben Towe (Good Head) Hash Flash Hash Horn Paul Waters (Stopcock) Damian Weaver (Omen) HashTag Julie Williams (Commando)

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Next Run No: 2006 Date: Monday January 14th 2019 Start: The Queens Head, Albaston On Down: The Queens Head, Albaston Hares: Dodo Scribe: Spike

This Week We Will Mostly Be Eating Cheese

Well, what a night it was. A hardy group of 22 walkers and runners assembled at Commandos for the fabulous New Year’s Eve hash. A big thanks to Naughty Boy and Slush for setting this hash. It had something for everyone. Not too short not too long, a little bit dry, a little bit shiggy. Even a little bit Australian (out and back to Shorts Down). Running through Middlemoor, on our way to Australia, we were cheered on by Ex GM Mad Medic Allenby. Glani’s New Year resolution (just like the last 36 years) was to carry on being a Short Cutting Bastard, so no change there then. When I spoke to Biff later she told me that Glani had worn himself out making hummus for the après hash extravaganza, so was a little bit tired . So, after Australia, we headed from Middlemoor, to the Pimple, and then, via the standing stones dedicated to the religion of Criquette, back to Commandos. Nipple Deep was high on fresh air, and as a consequence became a bit navigationally challenged. “I know where I’m going”, he gleefully cried, and

promptly headed off 90o in the wrong direction. All sorts of shouting and waving of torches FINALLY persuaded him back in the general direction of the right way. This would have been a good night to call out Dartmoor Rescue?

Tamar Valley Hash House Harriers And so to the on down at Commandos. Everyone was asked to bring food to share. So apart from Commando’s fabulous chicken curry and Glani’s hummus most people brought CHEESE, CHEESE and more CHEESE. It was a cheese lover’s delight. Those on show included

Stilton Cheddar Gouda Mr Wensleydale Roquefort Pecorino Appenzeller Double Gloucester Payoyo Fontina Canadian Beaver Manchego Echourgnac Aux Noir Paneer Västerbottensost Bonchester Caerphilly Brie Venezualen Fish Brown Willy Farleigh Wallop Gallybagger Gruth Dhu Afrikaan Dik Dik

After all this cheese the conversation naturally turned to who was going to lose the most weight in the New Year. Let’s just say it is going to be everyone.

The ugly subject of Timberdick raised its head again, the older hashing ladies looking wistful, the younger ones intrigued. Are there hashing men who like to model for the new Timberdick? Or maybe the old one could be resurrected. Racey Tracey was the last one with it. So where is it Racey?

Well done to Chopper, Dirty Oar, Commando, Pony, Commando, Naughty Boy, Stop Cock & Good Head for getting out and doing the Brown Willy run, ably supported by the lurgified Fergie (official photographer).

Coming soon to a hash near you: February 2019 Quiz Night with Raunchy, Can’t Remember & Hurricane March 2019 Hash Bash at The Bedford Hotel, Tavistock

Tamar Valley Hash House Harriers