WFTDA tournament program sponsored by Sucker Punch Skateshop FRIDAY • SATURDAY • SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 8-10 Baltiska hallen MALMÖ PHOTO: Louis Keiner/Tsunami Photography Keiner/Tsunami Louis PHOTO: WFTDA.com/Malmo Hosted by Crime City Rollers Gotham Girls Roller Derby NEW YORK, USA • Denver Roller Derby DENVER, USA • London Rollergirls LONDON, UK • Crime City Rollers MALMO, SWEDEN • Helsinki Roller Derby HELSINKI, FINLAND • Rainy City Roller Derby OLDHAM, UK • Stockholm Roller Derby STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN • Detroit Roller Derby DETROIT, USA • Kallio Rolling Rainbow HELSINKI, FINLAND • Terminal City Rollergirls VANCOUVER, CANADA • Calgary Roller Derby Association CALGARY, CANADA • Charm City Roller Girls BALTIMORE, USA FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY 09:00 | DOORS OPEN 09:00 | DOORS OPEN 11:00 | DOORS OPEN 10:00 | GAME 1 10:00 | GAME 7 12:00 | GAME 13 Detroit Roller Derby (#8) v London Rollergirls (#3) v Loser Game 1 v Kallio Rolling Rainbow (#9) Winner Game 3 Loser Game 8 12:00 | GAME 2 12:00 | GAME 8 14:00 | GAME 14 Helsinki Roller Derby (#5) v Denver Roller Derby (#2) v Loser Game 2 v Charm City Roller Girls (#12) Winner Game 5 Loser Game 7 14:00 | GAME 3 14:00 | GAME 9 16:00 | GAME 15 | Rainy City Roller Derby (#6) v Loser Game 3 v 3RD PLACE Calgary Roller Derby Association (#11) Loser Game 6 Loser Game 11 v Loser Game 12 16:00 | GAME 4 16:00 | GAME 10 Gotham Girls Roller Derby (#1) v Loser Game 4 v 18:00 | GAME 16 | Winner Game 1 Loser Game 5 CHAMPION Winner Game 11 v 18:00 | GAME 5 18:00 | GAME 11 Winner Game 12 Stockholm Roller Derby (#7) v Winner Game 4 v Terminal City Rollergirls (#10) Winner Game 6 19:30 | AWARDS CEREMONY 20:00 | GAME 6 20:00 | GAME 12 Crime City Rollers (#4) v Winner Game 7 v Winner Game 2 Winner Game 8 PAGE 2 | 2017 INTERNATIONAL WFTDA D1 PLAYOFFS | MALMÖ SEED 1 CAPTAIN CO-CAPTAIN CO-CAPTAIN 41 68 06 137 4500 SEXY SLAYDIE ROXY DALLAS SHORTSTOP BIG BANGER BONITA APPLE BOMB 7 111 32 314 1680 BRAZILIAN NUT CAF FIEND CHERRY NAPALM CORK REBEL D.A.R.Y.L. 2 17 23 010 1706 FAST AND LUCE GILES LIVVIE SMALLS MISS TEA MAVEN PINKY SWEARS 4 18 213 999 1978 PUSS ‘N GLUTES SPACE INVADER SPORK CHOP VANESSA “V-DIVA” VIOLET KNOCKOUT SITES MANAGER MANAGER MANAGER THOR WHISKEY LULLABYE BUSTER CHEATINˇ WELCOME A Letter From WFTDA On behalf of the WFTDA Board of Directors, Officers, and staff, I am excited to welcome you to the 2017 International WFTDA Playoffs in Malmö. For the first time ever, the WFTDA is hosting a playoff tournament in Europe. With non-stop, nail-biting games and teams from all around the world, this will be a truly dynamic show of athleticism, drive, and passion for the sport of roller derby. We believe roller derby can bring people together in ways that are real, strong, athletic, and revolutionary and this is evident in how the love of flat track has grown globally. We believe that this community of sport can impact individuals, cities, countries, and the world in so many positive ways. We know our community of fans, announcers, skaters, coaches, photographers, volunteers, and officials put in countless hours for flat track derby because they believe that roller derby makes us all stronger and better for being a part of this great game. Take the time to say hi and thank you to our amazing hosts, Crime City Rollers, and all of their volunteers, without them none of this would be possible. Enjoy your time in Malmö and we’ll see you ‘round the track! Suzy Slam WFTDA Tournaments Director PAGE 4 | 2017 INTERNATIONAL WFTDA D1 PLAYOFFS | MALMÖ SEED 2 DERBY WITH ALTITUDETM 99 52 3 28 42 AKERS ANDEE ANGHEL BARRETT BLACKMAN 151 4 50 37 212 MILE HIGH CLUB COTTEN DAVIDSON EAGLE GARTON GOTHBERG 22 33 8 831 21 98 GYPIN KLEIN SWANSON S.H. LONG SUND THORNES 91 505 20 COACH COACH COACH WATSON- WIERZBINSKI WILHELM DIRT KNOTS LIPPY SIRIBOE MONKEY DENVERROLLERDERBY.ORG FACEBOOK.COM/DENVERROLLERDERBY MHC_Playoffs_2017.indd 1 8/24/2017 9:51:51 PM About the WFTDA The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association—comprising 404 member leagues and 54 apprentice leagues—is the international governing body for the sport of women’s flat track roller derby and a membership organization for leagues to collaborate and network. The WFTDA sets standards for rules, seasons, and safety, and determines guidelines for the national and international athletic competitions of member leagues. The WFTDA is governed by a seven-member, volunteer Board of Directors: MOLLY STENZEL “MASTER BLASTER” STACIE LARKIN “TEENIE MEANIE” Bear City Roller Derby Sacred City Derby Girls President Treasurer ELLEN STERN ZIENTEK “F-BOMB” TIM WOLFF “DIRE WOLFF” Rose City Rollers GO-GO Gent Roller Derby Vice President Member-at-Large JENNIFER DE VAAL “FURRROCIOUS” VICTORIA GONZALEZ “TACOCAT” Amsterdam Roller Derby Garden State Rollergirls Secretary Member-at-Large *Second Vice President: Vacant The WFTDA also has nine staff members: CASSIE HAYNES SUE NALLY “SUZY SLAM” Executive Director Tournaments Manager KAREN KUHN “BONES” KATHARINA BOHNERT Chief Programs Officer “CATHERINE BEAT-HER BONEZ” Education Programs Manager ERICA “HH” VANSTONE RACHEL NOVAK Chief Media Officer Tournaments Logistics Coordinator LESLEY WACHSMANN SHELLI WIGGINS “TOSS’ER ASSOUT” Director of Operations and Finance Chief Operating Officer WFTDInc and Director of WFTDA Insurance JENNA CLOUGHLEY “MIA CULPRIT” Director of Marketing and Communications PAGE 6 | 2017 INTERNATIONAL WFTDA D1 PLAYOFFS | MALMÖ SEED 3 THE RULES Guest Code of Conduct The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association strives to provide a safe and satisfying event for everyone in attendance by seeking your compliance with our Guest Code of Conduct. We ask for your assistance in creating an environment that is free of: • Abusive or foul language and obscene gestures directed • Prohibited entry items such as outside food and toward other guests, venue employees, tournament beverage, weapons, non-service animals, air horns, staff and volunteers, players, coaches, and officials. vuvuzelas, megaphones, and laser pointers, and other items deemed inappropriate, harmful, or hazardous by • Guests who are disruptive to the event or impair other tournament staff. guests’ enjoyment. • Guests without proper authorization or credentials • Intoxicated or drug-impaired individuals. entering or attempting to enter restricted areas. • Smoking, except in designated areas (located outside of • Banners or signs that obstruct the view of guests, the arena). obscure sponsor advertising, contain objectionable subject matter, or are commercial in nature. The • Professional cameras, video cameras, and audio WFTDA and the venue reserve the right to remove any recorders are prohibited without prior authorization banner or sign at any time. and proper credentials. Guests not abiding by this Guest Code of Conduct are subject to ejection from the venue. In the event that you are refused entry into or requested to leave the venue for failure to comply with the Guest Code of Conduct or follow the venue regulations, you will not be entitled to a replacement or refund for your ticket. Entry to the venue shall constitute acceptance of the Guest Code of Conduct and venue regulations. Tournament Rules • All purses, bags, and cases are subject to search. • No animals other than guide, signal, or service animals (as defined by law) are allowed in Baltiska hallen. • In accordance with Baltiska hallen ordinances, All sanitary needs for permitted animals are the smoking, including e-cigarettes, is not permitted in all responsibility of the customer. public areas at the Baltiska hallen including the arena and concourse. A designated outdoor smoking area • Neither the Baltiska hallen, the WFTDA, nor the is located Crime City Rollers, will be liable for any loss, damage, or harm (of any kind, including to any person or any • Any item that is dangerous, hazardous and/or illegal, property) arising from your presence at the event and or that may be used as a weapon, compromise or you agree that no claim, complaint, or proceeding will otherwise interfere with the enjoyment, comfort, be brought in this regard. You are responsible for any or safety of any person or pose risk to security at property you bring to the event and such property is the venue, or any other item that WFTDA event at your own risk. Your presence and/or movement in officials or Baltiska hallen officials determine (in and around the event is at your own risk. their absolute discretion) may cause injury or public nuisance or inconvenience to any other person is • The Baltiska hallen is wheelchair accessible. If you strictly prohibited. require further accommodations, email [email protected]. PAGE 8 | 2017 INTERNATIONAL WFTDA D1 PLAYOFFS | MALMÖ SEED 4 CRIME CITY ROLLERS CRIME CITY ROLLERS BENCH COACH 0347 1 100 SALLI HONKANEN HANNA P BELOW ME (C) CURLY HÅÅR (C) 104 12 1337 180 SPINOSAURUS FRIX TJUTET FENIX FORTSOMFAN 22 27 3 304 JUICY BRICKEN PRINCE SOFIA NAGGAN 321 48 53 610 PONYCAT GAB DYKESTALKER SEXUAL HER ASS-MEANT 7 79 9 999 KING K GOLDIEBLOCKS KIX POWER PUSSY Two 14-skater teams play two 30-minute periods. Each period consists of multiple "jams." Each jam is an opportunity for both teams to score points. A jam lasts two minutes unless the Lead Jammer calls it o herself. It is legal for a player to block her opponents with her hips, 1 Jammer. Blockers attempt to take the position most advantageous for In subsequent passes, Jammers rear, and shoulders. It is not their Jammer while setting up to block earn 1 point for each opposing player legal to block to the back, the opposing Jammer. Play starts with they pass legally.