2016 INTERNATIONAL WFTDA PLAYOFFS

N AT I FRI•SAT•SUN E R O N T A N L I SEPTEMBER 23-25 WFTDA.com/Tournaments MADISON, WI

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HOSTED BY: The Mad Rollin’ Dolls

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T O U T S R N A M E N WELCOME 2016 WFTDA DIVISION 1 PLAYOFFS

On behalf of the WFTDA Board of Directors, Officers, and staff, I am excited to welcome you to the 2016 International WFTDA Division 1 Playoffs.

Nothing compares to being here. Plain and simple. The fantastic feats of athleticism on the track, the excitement and emotion in the stands, the concentration and attention to detail on the dais, and the enticing goods in the vendor village.

This is roller derby. We are roller derby.

So who will you be today? Will you be persistent and powerful, strong and swift, a leader on the track? Will you be fierce and fast and forceful, a goal setter…a record breaker? Will you be focused and creative? Will you capture that amazing shot? Will you paint your face and put on your colors? Will you chant and sing and cry and scream?

One thing is clear—whether you’re a Skater, Official, photographer, announcer, or fan (or any combination thereof), TODAY YOU WILL BE ROLLER DERBY!

This weekend wouldn’t be possible without the tremendous amount of support and time our hosts, Mad Rollin’ Dolls, and all of their volunteers have put in. When you see their event staff, be sure to thank them for hosting such a fantastic tournament.

Enjoy your time in Madison and we’ll see you ‘round the track!

Alisha Campbell WFTDA TOURNAMENTS DIRECTOR

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WELCOME FROM THE MAD ROLLIN’ DOLLS Welcome to the beautiful Dairyland of Madison, Wisconsin, from the Mad Rollin’ Dolls! We are excited to welcome you all back to Madison for an action-packed tournament. We last hosted the Eastern Division Championships in 2008, and we are thrilled to host the 2016 WFTDA D1 Playoffs!

With all these top teams skating and playing hard, we know this weekend is going to be legend-dairy!

Hope you have a wonderful time! Moo, moo, moo, moo!

ABOUT THE MAD ROLLIN’ DOLLS Mad Rollin’ Dolls, Madison’s premier roller derby league, first laced up its skates for the public in late 2004 and began its first full season in 2005. Since then, the dynamic skaters and dedicated volunteers have been providing a sport that not only features pure athleticism, but a punch of serious fun for its many fans. MRD is a grassroots effort run by an all-volunteer group of skaters and non-skaters. These derby enthusiasts are behind everything from practices and bouts to merchandise and community involvement.

It is the mission of Mad Rollin’ Dolls to provide a safe, inclusionary space to foster the development of a competitive women’s flat track roller derby athletic program, build leadership skills through volunteer opportunities, and make a positive impact in our community by serving as role models for our peers and future generations.

For more information about our league visit: madrollindolls.com

4 2016 WFTDA INTERNATIONAL PLAYOFFS HOSTED BY The Mad Rollin’ Dolls SCHEDULE

FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

9 AM | DOORS OPEN 9 AM | DOORS OPEN 9 AM | DOORS OPEN

10 AM | GAME 1 10 AM | GAME 7 10 AM | GAME 13 Windy City Rollers (#8) v Loser Game 1 v Loser Game 3 Loser Game 8 v Loser Game 7 Ohio Roller Derby (#9) 9th Place

12 PM | GAME 2 12 PM | GAME 8 12 PM | GAME 14 No Coast Derby Girls (#7) v Loser Game 2 v Loser Game 5 Loser Game 11 v Loser Game 10 Mad Rollin’ Dolls (#10) 7th Place

2 PM | GAME 3 2 PM | GAME 9 2 PM | GAME 15 Minnesota RollerGirls (#3) v Winner Game 4 v Winner Game 5 Winner Game 11 v Winner Game 10 Helsinki Roller Derby (#6) 5th Place

4 PM | GAME 4 4 PM | GAME 10 4 PM | GAME 16 Gotham Girls Roller Derby (#1) v Loser Game 6 v Winner Game 7 Loser Game 9 v Loser Game 12 Winner Game 1 3rd Place

6 PM | GAME 5 6 PM | GAME 11 6 PM | GAME 17 Tampa Roller Derby (#4) v Loser Game 4 v Winner Game 8 Winner Game 9 v Winner Game 12 Team United Women’s Roller Derby (#5) 1st Place

8 PM | GAME 6 8 PM | GAME 12 730 PM | AWARDS CEREMONY Arch Rival Roller Derby (#2) v Winner Game 3 v Winner Game 6 Winner Game 2 TOURNAMENT RULES GUEST CODE OF CONDUCT: The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association strives to provide a safe and satisfying event for everyone in attendance by seeking your compliance with our guest code of conduct. We ask for your assistance in creating an environment that is free of:

• Abusive or foul language and obscene gestures items deemed inappropriate, harmful or hazardous directed toward other guests, venue employees, by tournament staff. tournament staff and volunteers, players, coaches, • Professional cameras, video cameras, and audio and officials. recorders without prior authorization and • Guests who are disruptive to the event or impair other proper credentials. guests’ enjoyment. • Guests without proper authorization or credentials • Intoxicated or drug-impaired individuals. entering or attempting to enter restricted areas. • Smoking, except in designated areas (located outside • Banners or signs that obstruct the view of guests, of the arena). obscure sponsor advertising, contain objectionable • Prohibited entry items such as outside food & subject matter, or are commercial in nature. The beverage, weapons, non-service animals, air horns, WFTDA and the venue reserve the right to remove vuvuzelas, megaphones, and laser pointers, and other any banner or sign at any time.

Guests not abiding by this Guest Code of Conduct are subject to ejection from the venue. In the event that you are refused entry into or requested to leave the venue for failure to comply with the Guest Code of Conduct or follow the venue regulations, you will not be entitled to a replacement or refund for your ticket. Entry to the venue shall constitute acceptance of the Guest Code of Conduct and venue regulations.

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF A FEW TOURNAMENT RULES: • No video or audio recording devices or cameras • You must remain seated in the trackside seating area. with detachable lenses without prior approval from Laying down is not permitted. Keep your hands, feet, the WFTDA. Please visit wftda.com/tournaments/ and belongings behind the safety line at all times. credentials for more information. Do not touch or grab Skaters or Officials who fall into • Live streaming video of the games, including on social trackside seating. If a piece of clothing or equipment media platforms such as Periscope and Livestream falls onto the track, do not enter the track or safety on Facebook Live, is prohibited. lane to retrieve it. • If you choose to sit trackside, you accept all • Certain areas of the track and venue are reserved for responsibility for the possible risk of injury to you or individuals who require special seating or perform damage and/or destruction to your belongings at specific game duties. They may obstruct the view of any time without warning. Trackside seating is at your persons behind them. However, they are not able to own risk. move, sit, squat, or otherwise alter their position lest they not be able to complete their job function. • Chairs are not permitted trackside except as a companion to ADA accessible seating. Wheelchairs • By entering the venue, you agree to the possibility of (and their companion chair) must be a minimum of being photographed, filmed, or recorded. Your voice, five feet away from the outside referee lane. image and likeness may be captured and recorded in and around the venue and publicly disseminated by • Glassware, sharp objects, and other items deemed any means and in any format or media. You waive all inappropriate, harmful, or hazardous by tournament rights on an irrevocable, worldwide, perpetual basis staff are not allowed in trackside seating. to object to such recording and dissemination. • Fire lanes, exits, and walkways must remain clear.

6 GIRLS (#5) WHERE WE SKATE Alliant Energy Center - Veterans Memorial Coliseum 1919 Alliant Energy Center Way, Madison, WI 53713 www.alliantenergycenter.com

ABOUT THE VENUE Center including the arena and concourse. A For decades, the Coliseum has been home to designated outdoor smoking area is located on Madison’s most unforgettable and entertaining the second level on the north side of the venue. shows and performers. Recently renovated, this historical and dynamic facility has a 10,231-person • Any item that is dangerous, hazardous and/ capacity, upholstered seating, a fantastic sound or illegal, or that may be used as a weapon, system, and a video scoreboard. compromise or otherwise interfere with the enjoyment, comfort, or safety of any person or PARKING pose risk to security at the venue, or any other item that WFTDA event officials or the Alliant The Alliant Energy Center has over 5,800 paved and Energy Center officials determine (in their lit parking spots onsite. Fees are currently $7.00 per absolute discretion) may cause injury or public car, per day, or $21.00 per bus, per day. The daily nuisance or inconvenience to any other person is parking fee allows same-day re-entry with a parking strictly prohibited.. ticket stub. • No animals other than guide, signal, or service SECURITY animals (as defined by law) are allowed in the There will be hired security personnel and volunteer Alliant Energy Center. All sanitary needs for security staff from the Mad Rollin’ Dolls to attend permitted animals are the responsibility of to crowd control and general security matters. You the customer. are advised not to leave valuables unattended as neither the WFTDA, the Mad Rollin’ Dolls, nor the • Neither the Alliant Energy Center, the WFTDA, Alliant Energy Center will be responsible for loss, nor the Mad Rollin’ Dolls, will be liable for any damage, or theft of your belongings. Any property loss, damage, or harm (of any kind, including to you bring to the event is at your own risk. any person or any property) arising from your presence at the event and you agree that no claim, complaint, or proceeding will be brought in FOOD AND BEVERGE this regard. You are responsible for any property No outside food or beverage will be allowed into you bring to the event and such property is at the venue. your own risk. Your presence and/or movement in and around the event is at your own risk. RULES AND RESTRICTIONS • All purses, bags and cases are subject to search. • The Alliant Energy Center is wheelchair accessible. If you require further • In accordance with the Alliant Energy Center accommodations, email [email protected]. ordinances, smoking, including e-cigarettes, is not permitted in public areas at the Alliant Energy

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Ana Bollocks Big Banger Bonita Apple Bomb Bonnie Thunders Brazilian Nut 2 32 314 215 1680 (#40)

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Sexy Slaydie Shortstop Vicious Van GoGo Violet Knockout V-Diva ALL ABOUT THE WFTDA

The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association—comprising 376 member leagues and 74 apprentice leagues—is the international governing body for the sport of women’s flat track roller derby and a membership organization for leagues to collaborate and network. The WFTDA sets standards for rules, seasons, safety, and determines guidelines for the national and international athletic competitions of member leagues. The WFTDA is governed by a five-member, volunteer Board of Directors:

ALASSIN SANE EDUSKATING RITA Detroit Derby Girls NEO Roller Derby President, Membership Oversight Secretary, Juniors and Regulatory & Governance Oversight

AMY SPEARS MS. D’FIANT Ohio Roller Derby Angel City Derby Girls Vice President, Games Oversight Treasurer, IT and Insurance Oversight

F-BOMB Vice President, Marketing Oversight

KEEP IN TOUCH WITH THE WFTDA

The Playoffs and Championships may be the highlight of the WFTDA season, but we’ve got news to share with roller derby fans all season long!

• Stay up to date with all things WFTDA via WFTDA.com. Want to make sure you don’t miss an update? Subscribe to our RSS feeds or our e-newsletter. • Follow @WFTDAlive for live tweets of WFTDA.tv events and look for highlight clips on our YouTube channel. • Join the conversation on our social media communities. The WFTDA is on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and LinkedIn. Visit wftda.com/connect. • Tweeting or Instagramming about your adventures at the Playoffs? Use the hashtag#WFTDAplayoffs or #YearofMadison or #Visit_Madison or #madisonwi. • Want to “talk” to the announcers during the tournament? Tweet them at #Talk2WFTDA.

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Gotham Girls Roller Derby N AT I E R O N SEED 1 T A Windy City Rollers N L GAME 4 I SEED FRI 4:00 PM GAME 1 FRI 10:00 AM SEED GAME 9 MADISON, WI Tampa Roller Derby SAT 2:00 PM Ohio Roller Derby W SEED 4 S F F T F D GAME 5 A Y O FRI 6:00 PM P L A SEED Team United Women's Roller Derby GAME 17 Minnesota RollerGirls SUN 6:00 PM SEED 1ST PLACE GAME 3 FRI 2:00 PM SEED 6 2ND PLACE Helsinki Roller Derby GAME 12 Arch Rival Roller Derby SAT 8:00 PM

SEED 2 LOSER AME No Coast Derby Girls RD PLACE SEED GAME 6 GAME 16 FRI 8:00 PM SUN 4:00 PM LOSER AME 12 GAME 2 4TH PLACE FRI BRACKET12:00 PM FULL SPREAD SEED 1 Mad Rollin' Dolls

CONSOLATION BRACKET LOSER AME 4 LOSER AME 2 GAME 11 SAT 6:00 PM TH PLACE GAME8 SAT 12:00 PM GAME 15 LOSER AME SUN 2:00 PM 6TH PLACE

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LOSER AME 1 GAME 10 SAT 4:00 PM LOSER AME 11 GAME 7 TH PLACE SAT 10:00 AM LOSER AME GAME 14 SUN 12:00 PM LOSER AME 1 TH PLACE

FRI•SAT•SUN LOSER AME TH PLACE GAME 13 SEPTEMER 22 SUN 10:00 AM LOSER AME Hosted by the Mad Rollin’ Dolls 1TH PLACE WFTDA.com/Madison GAMES IN CENTRAL DAYLIGHT TIME. Game numbers are subject to change when game times are confirmed. Gotham Girls Roller Derby N AT I E R O N SEED 1 T A Windy City Rollers N L GAME 4 I SEED FRI 4:00 PM GAME 1 FRI 10:00 AM SEED GAME 9 MADISON, WI Tampa Roller Derby SAT 2:00 PM Ohio Roller Derby W SEED 4 S F F T F D GAME 5 A Y O FRI 6:00 PM P L A SEED Team United Women's Roller Derby GAME 17 Minnesota RollerGirls SUN 6:00 PM SEED 1ST PLACE GAME 3 FRI 2:00 PM SEED 6 2ND PLACE Helsinki Roller Derby GAME 12 Arch Rival Roller Derby SAT 8:00 PM

SEED 2 LOSER AME No Coast Derby Girls RD PLACE SEED GAME 6 GAME 16 FRI 8:00 PM SUN 4:00 PM LOSER AME 12 GAME 2 4TH PLACE FRI 12:00 PM SEED 1 Mad Rollin' Dolls

CONSOLATION BRACKET LOSER AME 4 LOSER AME 2 GAME 11 SAT 6:00 PM TH PLACE GAME8 SAT 12:00 PM GAME 15 LOSER AME SUN 2:00 PM 6TH PLACE

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LOSER AME 1 GAME 10 SAT 4:00 PM LOSER AME 11 GAME 7 TH PLACE SAT 10:00 AM LOSER AME GAME 14 SUN 12:00 PM LOSER AME 1 TH PLACE

FRI•SAT•SUN LOSER AME TH PLACE GAME 13 SEPTEMER 22 SUN 10:00 AM LOSER AME Hosted by the Mad Rollin’ Dolls 1TH PLACE WFTDA.com/Madison GAMES IN CENTRAL DAYLIGHT TIME. Game numbers are subject to change when game times are confirmed. FACTS ABOUT MADISON Madison is one of only 2 U.S. cities built on an isthmus! Nestled between lakes Monona and Mendota, Madison is renowned for its beautiful four-season scenery.

Greater Madison is an energetic metropolis--and Wisconsin’s vibrant hub--with approximately 500,000 residents.

Madison has five area lakes, over 260 parks, and over 200 miles of shared-use trails and paths.

Besides boasting natural beauty and outdoor recreation, Madison plays host to stimulating cultural offerings, distinctive restaurants, excellent music venues, and unique shopping, creating a destination that enriches both residents and visitors alike.

A true college town, the intellectual offerings of the University of Wisconsin-Madison and surrounding schools attract scholars from around the world.

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KELLY RIPA-NIPALOV #00 (CAPTAIN) ANTHRAX ANNIE #152 (CAPTAIN) ANNA MANIAC #999 ANNA WREXX-IT #0

RAT CITY ROLLER GIRLS (#12) BABRAHAM LINCOLN #451 BROOKE N HEARTS #37 BUBBLES D BUTCHER #88 BULLY MCSKATER #82

CHEWBOKMA #12 DROPKICK MUFFY #726 FANCY #565 FLASH GLORIA #32

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Huge thanks to our league-mates, the skaters, officials, rec league, staff, and volunteers of the Mad Rollin’ Dolls for their enthusiasm and support to bring the roller derby world back to Madison. Thank you to the Madison Sports Commission for working with us in our diligent quest to host world-class gameplay. Thank you to WFTDA for your faith in us to host and for being the wind beneath our wings. Thank you to our generous sponsors for helping make this event a great experience for all attending and participating. Thank you to all MRD fans and roller derby fans around the world for your energy and dedication to our sport. We are excited to host you!

Finally, big big BIG thanks to our WFTDA Playoffs Tournament Committee - they work hard so that we may skate hard: Jon Lane, Pretty Reckless, Splatter Alice, Badaboom Box, Critical Tits, Darkhorse, Hammer Abby, Hello, Sailor, Keister Bunny, Lemon Dropkick, Shantastic McAwesome, Super Yooper, Thac0, and Whiskey Choke

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