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SEASON 6, ISSUE 5: July 23rd, 2005 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10.Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Refer to GM's ramble, section 14. 2. Broadcast messages Jaap Smolders, Ajax: «Yet another round!» Erlend Janbu, Blue Revolution: «Oh no! We sold Kenny to the conference league! We BASTARDS!» Orange, Blue Revolution: «My favourite colour is... indigo.» Goudurix, Mishima Zaibatsu: «Ils sont fous ces Romains!» Hwoarang, Mishima Zaibatsu: «Don't you have any special moves or something?» Jin Kazama, Mishima Zaibatsu: «I have family matters to attend to. Don't worry, I will be back.» Kazuya Mishima, Mishima Zaibatsu: «Don't get in the way. You'll get hurt.» Jaap Smolders, PSV: «Well just like the real team we are making good moves here now! And another weekend first a difficult away match. Boys it's time to fight for these points again.» Steve Janecek, Sheffield Thursday: «Berkeley will not be my home next year L» Alex Trenev, Sofia Inseminaters: «I am starving.» Jerry Horne, Twin Peaks Owls: «Marshmallows?!! Ben, WHERE are those HICKORY STICKS?» 3. Apprentices discovered Batt in Blax: Lance Cairns Dangermouse: Ticking time bomb Scrubs: That guy 4. League results Rosedale Open Match day 7 ========================== Gangsters United - Batt in Blax 3 : 4 Scorers: Svarte Petter (13., 21.) ***Stephen Fleming (3., 12., 24.), James Marshall (50.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Martin Crowe Batt in Blax rise up from last place with this impressive, and rather lucky away win. Gangsters have been strong at home and weak away so far, unless the away record starts to change, they're going to struggle! the Ancients - Call of Cthulhu 2 : 0 Scorers: Rhamphorhynchus (6.) ***--- Penalties: 1 (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Fthaggua, Ythogtha the Oldtimers have started their run, and once again win deservedly at the Archeological Site, passing the Lurking Fear on the table. Sale Savoyards - Camarilla Divided 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Radomir Wise and Mighty Brujah (60.), Geen the mysterious (70.) Play against one goal at the Savoy tonight, and Generation X surges towards the top of the table. Lower Tadfield Apocalypse - Saturday Morning FC 7 : 0 Scorers: Dick Turpin (36., 73., 79., 87.), Rudi van Hal (21.), Chalky (31.) *** --- Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Foghorn Leghorn Another play against one goal match, but this time the winners were ridiculously efficient. Monkey Business - Les Gaulois 0 : 0 Monkey Business picks the right strategy for a goalless draw against Les Gaulois. A tactical, important point for the Pirates Wannabe and coach Brill. This gives the Stabbers the chance to pass Les Gaulois if they win their game... Mishima Zaibatsu - World Ambassadors 3 : 2 Scorers: Gon (55., 57.), Jack 5 (44.) ***Armor King (33.), Marvin O. Bagman (73.) Booked: True Ogre ***R.P. Tyler Both teams had decided this was an important match, and luckily for both, the referee was of the blind sort. The home crowd gave those who heed the call just enough of an advantage to see them through to a one goal win. Rosedale Open Match day 8 ========================== World Ambassadors - Monkey Business 5 : 2 Scorers: Bishamonten (56., 83., 88.), Marvin O. Bagman (24., 48.) ***Blondbeard (50.), Griswold Goudsoup (14.) Monkey Business faced the top two teams this weekend, but after the impressive draw last round, they couldn't put up much fight against the Stabbers. Les Gaulois - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 3 : 7 Scorers: Segregationnix (60.), Tragicomix (51.), Aplusbegalix (14.) ***Dick Turpin (57., 60., 75.), Beau Barnett (3., 19.), Lou Giacobbi (78.), Jaime Hernez (18.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Prolix ***Beau Barnett The Apocalypse pass Les Gaulois after a strong performance at Baborum, winning deservedly. Saturday Morning FC - Mishima Zaibatsu 1 : 0 Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: Squirtle, Top Cat ***Doctor Boskonovich, Hwoarang A match with lots of play and chances, but it was seemingly impossible to get goals from normal play. However, the 2Ds got a penalty that they converted, and get two important points in their relegation struggle. Call of Cthulhu - Sale Savoyards 0 : 0 The home team was stronger in the Arkham Asylum tonight, but both teams defended well, and a goalless draw is a pretty good representation of the game. Camarilla Divided - Gangsters United 2 : 0 Scorers: the little boy (41.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Gale Mattias, Vinnie Jones Generation X enters the top three with yet another play against one goal game. Batt in Blax - the Ancients 2 : 1 Scorers: Andre Adams (75.), James Marshall (9.) ***Dromiceiomimus (18.) Booked: Andre Adams ***--- Thigns suddenly look a lot less precarious for Batt in Blax, after a fine weekend, and at least this one a deserved win. Lexington League Match day 7 ============================= Dangermouse - NotReallyNewBremenCyberdruids 5 : 1 Scorers: Leatherhead (7., 62.), Isanbard (33., 88.), Agent 57 (41.) ***--- Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Mad Manuel ***--- NRNBC is one of the hardest rebuild efforts to do through the history of Rosedale, but are down to losing by four goals now - moving in the right direction! Dangermouse, of course, was a lot stronger, and definitely deserved to win. Grunts United - Desassossego Blues 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Bernando Soares (52.), Vicente Guedes (21.) Booked: --- ***Fernando Pessoa Table-toppers Desassossego Blues wins reasonably comfortably at Shraaaag Memorial Stadium. Better team combined with more spirit is a winning combination. Brazil Star Conquerors - Sheffield Thursday 2 : 1 Scorers: Rivaldo (4.), Socrates (21.) ***Dave Kaplan (3.) Relegation strugglers Sheffield Thursday got a shock start, taking the lead at ER's Arena already after 3 minutes. However, Rivaldo promptly equalised, and Brazil managed to see through their deserved win in the end. First Men of Rome - The 5 Percent Community 9 : 0 Scorers: Julius Caesar (10., 52., 67.), Luber Beuthach (23., 33., 41.), Virgil (15., 19.), Plutarch (36.) ***--- The Toga Boys dominate completely at the Colosseum, and put a serious dent in the Greedy Retards' promotion ambitions. With just four points to catch up themselves, they just need a good run of form to compete. Car Park Rangers - Dead Dino Storage 5 : 3 Scorers: Ben Grimm (2., 30.), Bruce Wayne (22., 85.), Bobby Drake (8.) *** Junipher Greene (7.), 3rd And The Mortal (72.), Hole in the Wall (45.) Booked: Jay Garrick ***Alex Valencia, Ines Project Table neighbours facing off wherever evil-doers roam tonight, and the Powers took good advantage of the home crowd, and won quite deservedly in an entertaining match. Monster Time - Flaaklypa FK 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Ben Reddik Fy Fasan (46.) Booked: Blister ***Jimmy McQuick Flaaklypa FK are unbeaten so far this year, and keep up their great play with an impressive, deserved win in the Dungeon. The Monsters simply weren't monstrous enough tonight. Lexington League Match day 8 ============================= Flaaklypa FK - Car Park Rangers 2 : 0 Scorers: Jimmy McQuick (42.), Roger Jurtappen (90.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- (1 missed) Booked: Jimmy McQuick ***--- Flaaklypa gave Solan Gundersen some rest, but still dominated and won rather comfortably at Krokryggen. The Powers only occasionally managed to cross the middle line. Dead Dino Storage - First Men of Rome 2 : 6 Scorers: 3rd And The Mortal (14., 88.) ***Luber Beuthach (28., 50., 67.), Julius Caesar (18., 75.), Marcus Aemilius Lepidus (50.) Booked: --- ***Luber Beuthach, Marcus Aemilius Lepidus With a bit of fighting spirit, this could've been a strategical victory for the home team. However, the Toga Boys were efficient and fought much harder, and managed to win on a bad day. The 5 Percent Community - Monster Time 2 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Wolfman (49.) Penalties: 2 ***- Sent off: --- ***IT! (69.) Booked: --- ***Godzilla The Greedy Retards show themselves completely inept in front of goal, but at least they still can convert their penalties. With Monster Time finishing the game with 10 players, after IT! happened, the home team managed to keep both points. Desassossego Blues - Brazil Star Conquerors 2 : 0 Scorers: Alvaro de Campos (35.), Vicente Guedes (65.) ***--- Booked: Alvaro de Campos, Vicente Guedes ***Falcao The Blues have won everything so far, and keep up the good work against the 5-Stars. This must've been one of the closest matches for them this year, though, as Brazil were quite close to a draw despite the scoreline. Sheffield Thursday - Dangermouse 5 : 1 Scorers: Jeff Gordon (35., 65.), Slaking (30.), Dave Ricker (59.), Manda Ryan (13.) ***Isanbard (38.) Sent off: Dave Kaplan (58.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Buggles Pigeon, Leatherhead, Penfold The Owls do their part in keeping the Mouseketeers behind them for now, with a solid and deserved home win at Hillsborough Stadium. NotReallyNewBremenCyberdruids - Grunts United 1 : 3 Scorers: Chris Standbracker (80.) ***Terry Toopatch (6., 86.), Potato (62.) The Cyberdruids keep getting closer, and now only lost with two goals. Still, the Greenskins were too strong tonight, and advance back out of the relegation zone. Berkeley Conference Match day 7 ================================ All Black Moonlighters - Real Johto 4 : 2 Scorers: John 'Quattordici' Kirwan (19., 46.), Grant 'Pinpoint'