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Roos’ got Ballroom duo Jieyi Yi Xu. (Above) Erica Freiert performs with Broak Lamkins and talent Logan Terry. Kevin Bryce off their steps while a (Right) Terreil Photo Editor ballroom dance duo from Dixon recites tudents danced, sang and UMKC called Jieyi Yi poetry played their way to star- Xu displayed the mean- about a dom – ahem, Roodom – ing of chasse, a dance love lost. last Monday at the 15th an- step. nual UMKC Talent Show. One highlight of SHosted by the Activity and Program the night was a poem Council (APC), the night brought more by Terreil Dixon, which than 100 spectators to Pierson Audito- was both romantic and rium to enjoy original music, dance comedic. Dixon read in and poetry. rhyme about how he The evening kicked off would have proposed with Erica Freiert of UM- that night if the girl he KC’s track team. Freiert was dating had not recently dumped him. played one original song All-in-all, the night was a success, and one cover-song her evoking a lot of laughs and cheers from mother used to sing to her. the audience. Most importantly, it was Photos KEVIN BRYCE Dances from around the world just further proof that, clearly, UMKC’s (Above) Linnaia McKenie wowed the crowd with her were brought to the stage. got talent. vocal chops. Two hip hop dance troupes showed [email protected] (Left) Justin Devis on break dance 101. Senator addresses allegations against former president Alexia Stout-Lang dent Bridgett Johnson alleging misrepresen- demns the actions of Ms. Johnson in the capac- bility of the senate to vote on other students’ News Editor tation of University personnel by forgery of ity stated in the resolution above.” actions, that’s the job of Student Affairs,” she Kassie Wilson signature, and At the request of a student senator, Execu- said. “This is not the Student Ethics Commit- Staff Writer “WHEREAS through her alleged misuse of tive Vice President Tara Kloeppel explained tee, this is the student senate.” Responding to fellow students’ concerns, a her office and official capacity through theft the details to the senators who had not yet read In the end, the senate voted to table the dis- Student Government Association (SGA) sena- of Student Life letterhead Ms. Johnson caused the article. cussion until the Nov. 17 meeting at the recom- tor drafted a resolution “Concerning Ethics embarrassment to the student leadership of our SGA President Ashley Burress quickly mendation of Kloeppel. and Student Leadership.” university, and added, “It’s all speculation.” “Tara Kloeppel did it [tabled it],” Walsh Sarah Walsh, senator from the College of “WHEREAS Ms. Johnson allegedly com- College of Arts & Sciences Senator Chris said. “However, it looked like she was under Arts & Sciences, presented the resolution dur- mitted perjury through presenting false evi- Moncrief said the article reflected badly on the instruction of Angela Cottrell [SGA Ad- ing the SGA meeting last Tuesday. She said she dence and testimony in a Circuit Court of Jack- Johnson, the SGA and the university. visor and director of Student Life]. She kept drafted it after reading an article published in son County, Missouri, and “My understanding is getting up and talking to them [the Executive “WHEREAS numerous that U-News had been try- U-News last week [Nov. 2, Issue 11] related “This is not the Student Board]. Actually, one of the senators called her to the allegations that former SGA President testimonies from former ing to find out a lot about out on it and said, ‘I want to know what’s go- Bridgett Johnson committed forgery. student leaders attest to her Ethics Committee, this is the it for some time because ing on up there. Why can’t we all hear it?’ Tara “I drafted it mostly because I have a bunch actions, and they didn’t want to just said, ‘Oh, she’s our moderator.’” “WHEREAS Ms. John- student senate.” come out and start trash of students I study with and they were upset Walsh said she thought the resolution was when they read it,” Walsh said. “When I came son has not suffered any talking on people without consequences regarding TARA KLOEPPEL more foundation,” he said. well accepted in the senate. on campus on Monday morning, we were in Executive Vice President “I got a lot more support than I was expect- Royall Hall and we read it before class and they her abuse of her office, and “What bothered me when “WHEREAS the mem- I saw the article was that ing,” Walsh said. “It is good that it got tabled were upset about it. They were like, ‘Can you because we can put a lot more work into it.” do something about this?’” bers of the Student Senate are charged with this is automatically associated with us – with protecting the integrity of student leadership SGA – whether or not we had anything to do She said her goal is to separate last year’s With less than a day to draft and submit SGA from this year’s. She also wants the ad- the resolution, Walsh could not get it on the on our great campus and are a direct represen- with it, whether or not we knew Bridgett or had tation of our image as leaders of the student anything to do with SGA at the time.” ministration to acknowledge the situation. agenda. All agenda items must be submitted “If it wasn’t a privileged student involved, it two days prior to the meeting. Therefore, she body, therefore He went on to say the SGA probably should “BE IT RESOLVED that the Student Sen- note it is not OK with Johnson’s alleged ac- probably would have been different if it were a presented the resolution in open forum. minority student or someone no one knew,” she The resolution states: ate respectfully request a stronger response tions. from the Office of Student Affairs, and Kloeppel said she does not feel it is the sen- said. “We didn’t think it was equal, especially “WHEREAS on November 2, 2009, the because we are an ‘urban university.’” University News reported charges against for- “BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the ate’s job to get involved. Student Senate formally and officially con- “I don’t necessarily feel it is the responsi- [email protected] mer Student Government Association Presi- [email protected] INSIDE TREY SONGZ page 9 SCIENCE FAIR page 3 BOUNCING SOULS page 10 2 News November 9, 2009 www.unews.com GPS units targeted by thieves An increase in theft from vehicles has plagued the campus over the past several weeks. Alexia Stout-Lang remove them from the dash, the in the car. News Editor mounting bracket may provide in- “When you leave your vehicle, The UMKC Police Depart- centive to the thieves.” remove all items of value, includ- ment is combatting the thefts with Over the past three weeks, ing but not limited to: laptops, iP- crime prevention awareness. seven GPS units were stolen from ods, cash, GPS units, backpacks, The Crime Prevention office cars parked on campus. etc.,” she said. “When someone of the UMKC Police Department In many cases, the thieves is looking for a vehicle to break sent a campus-wide e-mail Oct. broke car windows to retrieve the into, they are looking for an easy 27, explaining the types of thefts devices. target. If they do not see items occurring and offering tips to The e-mail also noted that with of value easily accessible, they avoid becoming a victim. fewer hours of daylight during will likely move on to another “The thefts are sporadic and Central Standard Time and the vehicle.” typically occur during daylight holidays approaching, the nation- For more crime prevention tips hours,” the e-mail said. “GPS al trend is toward an increase in or to attend informational work- (Global Positioning System) units crime. shops, contact the Crime Preven- seem to be the most targeted items, Michele Taylor, UMKC Crime tion office at 816-392-5939 or visit and they are usually still mounted Prevention Officer, said the best www.umkc.edu/adminfinance/ Photo ALEXIA STOUT-LANG on the dash or window. way to avoid becoming a victim police. GPS (Global Positioning System) units are currently the items thieves on campus are However, even when owners is by not leaving valuable items [email protected] targeting the most.

SGA considers bus pass fee Tyler Allen campus, two MAX lines.” Assistant News Editor The university currently provides a shuttle The Student Government Association bus between the Health Science and Volker (SGA) is considering a $1 per credit hour campuses. If approved, the Troost Avenue charge to fund a new student transportation MAX line would effectively replace the shut- program. tle. A contract between UMKC and the Kansas “The good news is it would be a quicker turn- City Area Transit Authority (KCATA) would around than the current shuttle,” Cesari said. allow students to ride the Metro bus system The shuttle would then be used as trans- free of charge. portation on Volker campus — what Cesari “Students will be able to ride any KCATA described as an “intercampus shuttle.” bus anytime, seven days a week, anywhere in UMKC and KCATA have already agreed the city,” said Dennis Cesari, assistant vice to a one-year contract. If approved and imple- chancellor of Business Services. “You would mented, the program would be reevaluated af- have access to that system hopefully by swip- ter the year. ing your valid ID card.” “If usage is down, we may discontinue it or Cesari presented the proposal to SGA on the cost could be less,” Cesari said. “If usage is Tuesday evening. The transportation program up significantly, then it could potentially cost requires approval from SGA and the Missouri more.” Board of Curators before it can be implement- Cesari said if SGA approved the program, ed. they could choose to begin it in August or wait Currently, a Metro Area Express (MAX) until January 2011. bus line runs parallel to campus, with a stop at Some SGA senators expressed concern Brookside Boulevard and 51st Street. KCATA that charging every student was unfair since is adding another MAX line at the end of next not everyone would use the transportation. year on Troost Avenue with stops on the Volker The senate chose to vote on the new student campus. transportation program at their next meeting, Photos ALEXIA STOUT-LANG “So UMKC is in a very unique position,” Nov. 17. One of several nearby bus stops at 51st Street and Brookside Boulevard. Cesari said. “We will have bookends on our [email protected] Get turned on ... Follow us Become a fan on Twitter! Visit on Facebook! @ www.unews.com UNewsScoop to the U-News! 3 News www.unews.com November 9, 2009 Explosions heard on campus

Photos ALEXIA STOUT-LANG (Left) Mad Scientist Kathy Smythe creates an explosion.

(Above) Smythe inflates a balloon with a chemical reaction.

(Right) Smythe shows a student how to produce foam by mix- ing chemicals.

Alexia Stout-Lang Craig said. “We want to keep them inter- entists and engineers. In “Colorful Chemistry of Disappear- News Editor ested.” Some workshops included “Can You ing Inks,” Amanda Meyer showed how The exciting world of science burst Part of the strategy used is introducing Land Safely on the Moon?,” “Creating a grape juice and baking soda can create onto campus and the explosions are ex- the girls to professionals in science fields. 3-D Interactive Story with Alice,” “We invisible ink. pected to resonate. “We let them know that there are fabu- Built This City,” “Colorful Chemistry of Because Sally Ride, the founder of The Sally Ride Science Festival lous careers out there,” she said. Disappearing Inks,” “Mad Science Pres- the science festival, was the first woman brought more than 500 Kansas City area ents: Fire and Ice Extravaganza,” “Choco- in space, each festival features a speech children and their parents to campus Sun- late Asphalt Cookie” and more. from an astronaut. day to learn about the wonders of science “We know that in middle school Each workshop included hands-on ac- Astronaut Dr. Linda Godwin, a vet- through hands-on projects. societal pressure causes girls to tivities. For example, in “We Built This eran of four space flights with more than Focused specifically on the engage- focus less on science and math City,” Denise Dipiazzo helped the girls 38 days logged in space, spoke to the kids build a model of a city, complete with at Swinney Recreation Center about her ment of young girls in science, Susan and more on English.” Craig, a volunteer from Los Angeles. who parks, houses, buildings, landscaping and experiences. Godwin was born in Cape more. Girardeau, Mo., but her hometown is travels around the country to help orga- SUSAN CRAIG nize science festivals, said the festival is Other workshops showed how chemi- Jackson, Mo. Volunteer cals work together. In “Mad Science Pres- Construction, explosions, chemical re- intended to make a lasting impact on the ents,” the Mad Scientist Kathy Smythe actions and more came together to keep children. inflated a balloon with the aid of a chemi- the kids oohing and aahing. “We know that in middle school soci- During the festival, students attended cal reaction and touched the balloon to a “It’s just lots of fun!” Craig said. etal pressure causes girls to focus less on discovery workshops taught by local sci- flame, creating an explosive ball of fire. [email protected] science and math and more on English,”

Faculty discuss future budget concerns Alexia Stout-Lang other higher education leaders support – for us that’s about $4.2 ary increase is mandated and there is ing a NR (no rating), a grade posted News Editor across the state and representatives million – add that to some other no state funding to support it. when a student does not withdraw A possible cut in state funding from Nixon’s office. things like raises, then you add Morton responded that the uni- and ceases attending classes or issued to the University of Missouri “The message this morning was some increases to things like utili- versity will take a multifaceted ap- completing coursework. System next year has some faculty that while they have cut 10 percent ties that we need to continue to pay proach to dealing with that. At this time, students who have worried. off of everything else, they have not and it all adds up. So, I don’t want “One, I view state support as an NR must petition to have it Chancellor Leo Morton spoke cut support for higher education,” anybody to get excited about that, a form of revenue,” he said. “The changed to an F so they can retake to the UMKC Faculty Senate at its he said. “We know that a part of that question is how do you replace that the class for a better grade. regular meeting Tuesday, updating is backed by stimulus dollars, which “The governor would like to revenue?” Two situations the Faculty Sen- the group on discussions underway is a concern we all have.” continue next year without Enrollment, the way scholar- ate discussed were eliminating the about the issue and the potential im- Currently, the UM System as a ships are awarded, philanthropy grade altogether or setting a statute pact a cut would have on UMKC. whole is trying to get a feel for what an increase in tuition.” and cost saving measures are areas of limitation similar to the I (incom- “It was a tough year in the state might happen in the future so plans the university would review to both plete), which automatically changes of Missouri,” Morton said. “I don’t can be made accordingly. LEO MORTON increase revenue and control spend- to an F after a year if the student think anybody disagrees with that. “The governor would like to con- Chancellor ing. does not retake the class. Revenues were about 10 percent be- tinue next year without an increase Morton said the budget is a top The senate was in favor of set- low expectations – and the expecta- in tuition,” Morton said. “The issue priority for him right now. ting a time limit for the NR to tions were not good.” of fees is kind of open. He also talk- but I’ll tell you that you have a great In other news, the Faculty Sen- change to an F. Morton said the University of ed about a small amount of capital budget committee that’s working ate discussed the evaluation letters Holsinger will take the recom- Missouri (UM) System President to support construction.” in a number of ways to get us orga- students don’t want on their tran- mendation back to the Academic Gary Forsee is working directly The concern about keeping tu- nized to address this.” scripts – W, I and NR. Issues Committee and a resolu- with Gov. Jay Nixon to prepare for ition level is that state support is not Hali Fieldman, vice chair of the Alex Holsinger, who sits on the tion will be drafted to be acted next year. expected to stay the same. Faculty Senate and instructor at the Academic Issues Committee, spoke on during a future Faculty Senate Tuesday morning, Morton par- “Now put this together,” Morton Conservatory, wondered how the to the Faculty Senate about the meeting. ticipated in a conference call with said, “5 percent reduction in state university would be affected if a sal- problems that go along with assign- [email protected] 4 News November 9, 2009 www.unews.com Have a good morning, Roos Melissa Oribhabor Sepe said “Good Morning Roos” Staff Writer is an attempt to make commuter stu- The pillar of any good diet is a dents feel more involved on campus. solid breakfast. APC created a program called But the trip to school in the morn- Commuter Student Programming ing can be so rushed and chaotic, it is that caters to commuter students, easy to forget to grab a snack. which is appropriate considering This week students who did not the majority of students who attend eat breakfast before arriving on UMKC do commute. campus got a little help from the Ac- The current chair, Amy Hig- tivity and Program Council (APC) gins, made the decision to continue with breakfast on the university’s this breakfast service that launched dime. three semesters ago. In an attempt to recognize and Since the program started, it has support commuter students, APC been very successful and the vol- developed a program called “Good unteers handing out the food have Morning Roos.” noticed a great response from stu- The first Monday of every month dents. from 7:30-10 a.m., volunteers set up As a result, APC President Brit- posts at the top and bottom floors tany Dayton expects the program of Royall Hall, the School of Educa- to continue for semesters to come, tion, the Bloch School of Business as long as the person who is in the and Administration and a location commuter position for APC is on on the Health Sciences campus and board. hand out bright yellow paper sacks. But the food is not just for com- The sacks contain a light break- muter students. Any student can par- fast, including a Capri Sun, a fruit take because the goal of APC is to cup and a breakfast pastry. But ac- enhance campus life for all students. cording to members of APC, the “Everyone pays student activity size is not what matters. fees,” Sepe said. “We are trying to “Despite that it’s not big, it’s make sure no one is excluded.” free and a lot of students don’t eat Anyone interested in joining breakfast,” said Stacy Sepe, assis- APC’s volunteer base can sign up in tant marketing coordinator for the their office at 22 University Center. program. “We all know people do Meetings are at 7 p.m. on Thursdays better in class when they eat break- in the APC office. Photo MELISSA ORIBHABOR fast.” [email protected] The Activity and Program Council handed out bagged breakfasts Monday.

CALL ME BURROUGHS by ALEXIA STOUT-LANG

With depth and complexity, William Listeners were fascinated with his style Burroughs penned his books. of speaking. In a time when spoken word Burroughs was born in 1914 to a prom- artists strived to be dramatic, he simply inent family. Throughout his life and his read his works. But the simplicity allowed many troubles, he always had his family the meaning of his complex writing to to bail him out. shine through. He grew up in St. Louis, attended col- In an introduction to the album, Em- lege at Harvard University and worked mett Williams described Burroughs as during the summers at the St. Louis Post- similar to Mark Twain and apple pie. Dispatch. Williams was impressed that Bur- In 1944, he began living with Joan roughs didn’t go all out for show. Vollmer, who later became his common Burroughs said that was not the point. law wife. Burroughs developed an addic- “I am a recording instrument,” Bur- tion to morphine, which caused a consid- roughs said. “I do not presume to impose erable number of problems with the law. ‘story’ ‘plot’ ‘continuity.’ … In so far as I Vollmer’s drug of choice was Benzedrine. succeed in direct recording of certain ar- Seven years later, while on vacation in eas of psychic process I may have limited Mexico, Vollmer and Burroughs decided function. … I am not an entertainer.” to engage in a drunken game of “William Williams said this album allows for Tell.” Unfortunately, Burroughs shot and fans to connect with Burroughs when oth- killed Vollmer that fateful night. erwise they might not be able. Later, Burroughs said shooting his “I will leave it up to the door-to-door wife was what provoked his writing. salesmen of this record to pretend that Finally finding the courage to reveal his the master’s voice is an indispensable key true sexual orientation, Burroughs wrote to the arcana of ‘The Naked Lunch’ and “The Naked Lunch,” which was published ‘Nova Express,’” he said. “But Burroughs by Olympia Press in 1959. It was then he reading Burroughs helps.” became a well-known homosexual author. Burroughs, the author, artist and spo- Burroughs continued writing and his ken word entertainer, passed away in 1997, fame grew. but his works live on. In 1964, he published “Nova Express.” To listen to “Call Me Burroughs,” visit One year later, he compiled “The Na- the LaBudde Special Collections’ Marr

Treasures archived for discovery ked Lunch” and “Nova Express” into a Sound Archive. For more information, go spoken word album titled “Call Me Bur- online at http://library.umkc.edu/marr. Photo courtesy LABUDDE SPECIAL COLLECTIONS roughs.” [email protected] 5 News www.unews.com November 9, 2009

True Roo bids adieu After more than 33 years of service, the University Policeman is saying farewell. Alexia Stout-Lang into a book. Going further, Verna said she News Editor Thus, collecting photos and infor- knows her husband too well to think mation for “A History of the UMKC he will just relax now that he is re- Patrick Fasl, a police officer at Police Department,” which is also on tired. UMKC since 1976, gathered with his Web site, has been an ongoing ef- “He just likes to stay busy,” she friends, family and colleagues Fri- fort over the past few years. said. day for his retirement party. In fact, Patrick Fasl does not plan A graduate of UMKC with a de- “I’m going to miss it here to stay retired at all. He is headed gree in Administration of Justice, to Metropolitan Community Col- Fasl said he holds a special place in (at UMKC), but it’s going to lege – Longview to work as a secu- his heart for this university. be interesting working at rity guard and help them launch their “It’s my alma mater after all,” he Longview.” own campus police department. laughed. “I’m going to miss it here (at Notwithstanding his long stent PATRICK FASL UMKC),” Fasl said. “But it’s going to of service, it wasn’t until 2002 when UMKC Police Officer be interesting working at Longview.” Fasl became the University Police- A friendly, familiar face on the man. Health Sciences campus, Fasl main- Seven years ago, he “began put- He is currently in the process of tains his favorite part of police work ting pencil to paper” about his ex- revising the book slightly and he ex- is talking to people. perience as a police officer in his pects the changes to be up by Christ- As many of those people he has online book, “Diary of a Campus mas. talked to over the years said goodbye Cop,” available free on his Web site, His wife, Verna, said she doesn’t on Friday, tears could be seen welling www.universitypoliceman.com. expect him to stop his research just in eyes. Realizing how much he enjoyed because he is retired. For any Roo who knows him, Fasl writing and doing research, Fasl soon “He just loves doing it too much,” will always be the University Police- decided to take on a much more chal- she said with a smile. “We have box- man – and retirement won’t get in the lenging task – compiling the history es and boxes of information in our way of that.

Photo ALEXIA STOUT-LANG of the UMKC Police Department house.” [email protected] (Left to Right) Capt. Don Simmons, officer Patrick Fasl and Chief of Police Mike Bongartz.

Women unite against climate change

Kelley Kates mented on areas that may very well tically intensify whatever climate Davies mentioned an action taken than 500 cities had signed the Staff Writer become stressed as far as water is change issues are presently happen- in 2005 by mayors throughout the agreement. Last Wednesday evening, sev- concerned. ing. United States after the country itself Davies said if the planet does not eral organizations joined forces She said climate change is no lon- Both Davies and Ajoyi said the did not sign the Kyoto Protocol. begin working together as a whole, to raise awareness about climate ger a debate among the scientific com- way to find solutions to these prob- The agreement states, the U.S. drastic consequences will ensue, in- change and its effects. munity. lems is to spread the word and band mayors who adopt the Climate cluding food shortages, a water sup- The organizations included the Now they are just trying to identify together. Protection Agreement pledge to ply that will be stressed and hard to League of Women Voters, Oxfam solutions. Davies said there are many or- reduce their city’s greenhouse gas access and a sea that will rise one America, the UMKC Women’s Cen- For instance, the way many of us ganizations involved in finding emissions to 7 percent below 1990 meter, enough to put the coastline ter and the Environmental Studies on the planet are pumping water, but solutions to climate change. For levels by 2012. up to Baton Rouge, La. Student Association. that will not always instance, Bridging the Gap, 350. This is the same goal the United The time to act is now, Davies The discussion, “We are already be an option. org and Missouri Coalition for the States would have been required to said. “The Human Face of Davies said water Environment are just a few orga- meet under the Kyoto Protocol. “We are already past the tipping Climate Change: Sis- past the tipping is being pumped in nizations advocating for change in In just two years after the origi- point.” ters on the Planet,” was point.” ways, such as over climate legislation. nal agreement was made, more [email protected] led by panelists Dr. the Rockies and Molly Davies of the DR. MOLLY DAVIES from areas such as Geosciences Depart- Geosciences Department the Ogallala Aqui- ment and Gbaike Ajoyi fer in Kansas, that of the United Nations will not last. Association (UNA). “The Ogallala Aquifer will run The event focused on women’s dry and you will see a fluctuation roles globally and the affects cli- of people leaving that area,” she mate change will have upon them said. and the world. The surrounding cities will The documentary, “Sisters on literally become ghost towns, Da- the Planet,” opened the evening’s vies added. presentation with a view into what Davies spoke about places such life is like for women in Africa as Las Vegas and Phoenix that attempting to get water and deal may soon be without an acces- with some of the other difficul- sible water supply due to climate ties already brought on by climate change. Listen to Alexia Stout-Lang’s weekly podcast, Wiretap, change. “We have places in the desert Christian Rose’s podcast, Dating 101, and Melissa Cowan The documentary exhibited shooting fountains of water 60 feet and Casey Osburn’s podcast, USounds, online at how tough it is to find a way to into the air,” Davies said. “Places receive water in their villages and like these are just not sustainable.” www.unews.com/podcasts. unique ways they may go about Another issue of concern, Da- finding and storing the precious vies said, is sunspots. commodity. They are cyclical and when an- After the film, Davies com- other one aligns itself, it will dras- 6 News November 9, 2009 www.unews.com briefly mentioned by TYLER ALLEN Police Blotter by ALEXIA STOUT-LANG Step toward better solar cells Oct. 30 Nov. 3 Cheaper and more efficient solar cells are reported, but our dendrimers are unique in that now more possible than ever thanks to a study by there are different branches, some short and some 12:48 a.m. Larceny – 10:08 a.m. Assault – UMKC and University of Florida researchers. long, just like a tree with a trunk and branches of A student left her property Officers apprehended parties The research team recently discovered a various lengths,” Peng said. “Such a structure of- unattended in the University thought to be committing car

C a m pu s method “to tease out promising molecular struc- fers the absorbed energy various pathways.” Center and returned to find it break-ins after a vehicle pur- tures for capturing energy,” according to a press The amount of energy molecules can absorb missing. suit near 52nd Street and Hol- release. and transfer depends on the path the energy takes mes Road. The team is led by UMKC professor of Chem- as it passes through the molecule. The research 12:06 p.m. Larceny – istry Zhonghua Peng. Their work focused on den- showed how energy could be prompted to move A student returned to her vehi- 1:26 p.m. Larceny – drimers, or molecules whose branching qualities down certain paths. cle in the School of Education A student living in Oak Street make them better energy absorbers. The study can be found in the Oct. 9 issue of parking lot to find her window Residence Hall discovered his “A number of such dendrimers have been Science magazine. broken and a GPS unit, a coat roommate removed cologne, a and a purse missing. lighter and video games from Group combines arts and business his room. 12:10 p.m. Burglary – To combine arts, business and entrepreneur- chapters” and “envisions a world where arts and A student living in Oak Street Nov. 4 ship, the Bloch School of Buisness and Public Ad- business leaders work together to address social, Residence Hall discovered a ministration’s Institute for Entrepreneurship and cultural and economic challenges.” roommate stole checks and 11:03 a.m. Threat – Innovation and the Conservatory of Music and Erika Kinser, the Conservatory student and cashed two of them. A suspect threatened a parking Dance have partnered to create the UMKC chap- AE student leader, said workshops about negoti- control officer. ter of Arts Enterprise (AE). ating contracts, networking and marketing are all 1:49 p.m. Burglary – “Through Arts Enterprise, students from the possibilities for the new UMKC chapter of AE. A student returned to his room 12:31 p.m. Property Dam- Bloch School’s nationally-recognized Institute for “Its core focus is to help students bridge the in Oak Street Residence Hall age – Entrepreneurship and Innovation and the Conser- gap between the classroom and the real world,” to find suspects with his lap- A student returned to his car vatory of Music and Dance will launch their own Kinser said. top. They were confronted and in the Oak Place parking lot to careers,” Conservatory Dean Peter Witte said. To celebrate, Conservatory jazz group, Di- left the property. find a flat tire and the air level “This partnership builds on UMKC’s distinctive verse, will perform at a free event from 4:30-6:30 in all other tires lowered. strengths in entrepreneurship and the arts, and en- p.m. Nov. 13 in the University Center. gages our students in a national movement.” For information about membership, contact Oct. 31 12:44 p.m. Larceny – According to www.artsenterprise.com, AE is Kinser at [email protected] or search Arts En- A student left her purse un- “dedicated to building a national network of AE terprise UMKC on Facebook. 3:03 p.m. Illness – A student was complaining of attended in the University pain and was transported to Center and returned to find it Two BkMk Press books receive awards the hospital. missing. Two BkMk Press publications have won a The poems in the collection were inspired by USABookNews.com sponsored Best Books 2009 Tieman’s service in the Vietnam War and his return 6:01 p.m. Harassment – Award. to civilian life, according to a press release. Nov. 1 A student at Oak Street Resi- “Dangerous Places: Stories” by Perry Glasser Tieman has published essays in multiple dence Hall received threaten- won the Best Books 2009 Award for Short Story newspapers, including the Kansas City Star, and 11:31 p.m. Disturbance – ing messages. Fiction. his poems have appeared in numerous journals. Police were contacted in re- “Perry Glasser’s superb storytelling conjoins “John Tieman’s vision is compassionate, real- gard to someone playing Nov. 5 grace and peril, making ‘Dangerous Places’ ir- istic, ironic and spiritual,” said Michael Simms, drums too loudly at 54th and resistible to any reader who craves an authentic contributing editor of the Pittsburgh Quarterly. Charlotte streets. 1 a.m. Disturbance – American voice and a sensibility that under- “His is the poetry of authentic experience, every A fraternity was having a loud stands danger as a life-consuming force,” Na- line having been earned in the mud of Vietnam Nov. 2 party at 53rd and Charlotte tional Book Award winner Bob Shacochis said. and the streets of America.” streets. Officers responded Winning the Best Books 2009 Award for For more information about BkMk Press, a 12:44 p.m. Injury – and the party was broken up. Poetry Chapbook was “A Concise Biography of part of UMKC since 1983, call 816-235-2558 or A student fell off a curb at 51st Original Sin” by John Samuel Tieman. e-mail [email protected]. Street and Rockhill Road and 9:39 a.m. Warrant Arrest – hurt her ankle. She refused A suspect was taken into cus- treatment by MAST. tody at 51st and Oak streets for municipal warrants. 1:14 p.m. Injury – Police tip A student slipped on some ice 5:02 p.m. Information – at the University Center and Officers responded to reports The University News of the week fell down. of parties trapped in the eleva- From Michele Taylor, UMKC tor in Haag Hall. is teaming up 5:11 p.m. Property Damage – Crime Prevention A student returned from class with Harvesters! Using debit or credit cards is to find a large dent in his ve- 8:58 p.m. Information – much safer than carrying a lot of hicle in the Rockhill Parking Officers took information on cash. Structure. possible harassment. Please bring your non-perishable donations If the vendors you visit don’t take to the U-News office, cards, consider obtaining traveler’s checks which, unlike cash, can be 5327 Holmes, replaced if lost or stolen. Campus Crimes as of Nov. 6 between now and Nov. 20. Visit ATMs only in well-lit and CRIMES 2008 YTD 2009 YTD populated locations. Visit during Thank you for helping BURGLARY* 19 23 Kansas City families have a happier and healthier daylight hours if possible. If anyone is loitering or you don’t ROBBERY 2 3 holiday season. like their looks, go to another ATM. MOTOR VEHICLE THEFT* 4 3 Stand so those behind you cannot see LARCENY 125 122 your PIN as you enter it. Your PIN should never be written on or carried AGGRAVATED ASSAULT 1 0 with your ATM card. COMMON ASSAULT 4 9 Be observant. Avoid dark areas, FORCIBLE SEX OFFENSES 0 2 short-cuts, cul-de-sacs and suspi- DRUG LAW VIOLATIONS 8 3 cious persons. Stay near light and people. * MOTOR VEHICLE THEFTS AND BURGLARIES INCLUDE ATTEMPTS If a crime occurs, contact the UMKC Police Department immedi- ately at 816-235-1515, or dial 911. 7 www.unews.com Culture November 9, 2009 Author of The Soloist on KCUR

Photo TYLER ALLEN Author of “The Soloist” and Los Angeles Times reporter Steve Lopez was Angela Elam’s guest on “New Letters on the Air” Nov. 4

Tyler Allen “The Soloist.” Los Angeles. “I called my agent and said these in the movie,” he said. “In the the- Assistant News Editor During the interview, Lopez de- Readers were so touched by Ay- are the guys because when I asked ater while we were watching it in teve Lopez was rush- scribed how his meeting with Ayers ers’ story they began sending Lopez them what kind of movie they would the heart of Hollywood, they would ing back to his office at evolved into a series of columns in instruments to give him. People were make, they said it won’t be sugar call out to each other when they ap- the Los Angeles Times the Los Angeles Times and, eventu- affected by the story and soon, Hol- coated,” Lopez said. “They said ‘this peared on the screen. It was such a when the sound of ally, a book and movie. lywood started calling. is a buddy movie, this is about two great night.” Beethoven made him “I was bored by my own newspa- guys from completely different plac- Most everyone in attendance for stop. per,” Lopez said. “I would read the “I realized that, as I es who have a chance encounter that the “New Letters on the Air” event S stories and think ‘well that just has changes their lives.’” had seen the movie and about half Before him was a ragged looking homeless man playing a violin with no life in it, no character.’” was telling that story, it Lopez described his first meet- had read the book. the name Stevie Wonder scrawled on After he started writing about Ay- accomplished something ing with director Joe Wright as “one Many UMKC students and fac- the side. ers and his exceptional musical talent, that newspapers do too of the more gratifying elements to ulty were in attendance, including Lopez had no clue this chance Lopez realized this was the kind of this whole experience.” Wright asked students from Elam’s Radio Produc- meeting with Nathaniel Ayers would story he had been searching for. infrequently — it really Lopez to show him Ayers’ home on tion class and Associate Professor of lead to “The Soloist,” a New York “I realized that, as I was telling connected with people.” Skid Row, a notorious section of Communication Studies Dr. Carol Times best-selling novel and critically that story, it accomplished some- downtown Los Angeles that is home Koehler. acclaimed film. thing that newspapers do too infre- STEVE LOPEZ to more than 15,000 homeless people. “Every Sunday morning when I “I had no idea when I met Nathan- quently — it really connected with Author of “The Soloist” “The director couldn’t get over wake up at 6 a.m., my alarm is set iel Ayers almost five years ago that people,” Lopez said. “I’ve covered it,” Lopez said. “He said ‘I don’t to ‘New Letters on the Air,’” Koehler I would be in Kansas City talking stories all over the world – natural think I can make this movie. I can’t said. about this,” Lopez said. disasters, volcanoes, hurricanes and “When they first started calling do this because I could never explain After the taping, Elam expressed On Wednesday, Lopez was at the floods, political conventions, I’ve me about ‘The Soloist,’ I thought how you people here in America satisfaction with how the interview Kansas City Public Library-Plaza been to Bosnia, I’ve been to Iraq there’s no way,” Lopez recalled. “I could allow this (Skid Row) to hap- went. Branch for a live taping of “New Let- – and nothing I ever wrote got the just don’t see a mainstream movie pen.’” “I think it went pretty well, I ters on the Air,” a nationally distribut- reaction that the first Nathaniel col- about a guy who is homeless and When Lopez heard that, he knew think he was pretty comfortable,” ed public literary program that airs on umn got. Something about the Na- dealing with schizophrenia.” Wright was perfect for the job. Elam said. “He was wonderful. I KCUR and is hosted by UMKC Com- thaniel story clicked.” After some persuasion from his Wright decided to take the job knew he would be a good subject munications professor Angela Elam. In his columns, Lopez described agent, Lopez reluctantly met with and insisted the studio let him in- matter.” A string quartet from the Con- the story of Ayers, an exceptional a pair of producers interested in clude the mentally ill people he met “New Letters on the Air” airs at 6 servatory kept the crowd enter- musician whose battle with mental making the film. Their vision for on Skid Row in the movie. a.m. Sundays on KCUR 89.3 FM and tained before Lopez and Elam took illness took him from classical music the film convinced Lopez a movie “(The studio) sent limos to skid is a locally produced program. the stage to discuss Lopez’s book training at Julliard to the streets of could work. row to pick up all of these people [email protected] 8 Culture November 9, 2009 www.unews.com MEChA celebrates Dia de los Muertos Mark Linville cient origins of the tradition. Contributing Writer Ballet Folklorico Mexico de los During this time of year, a lot Hermanos Avila is a group founded is heard about ghosts and spirits, for the sole purpose of educating whether it’s from the latest scary people about the traditions. movie or a popular American holi- They wore traditional head dress- day. es and gowns as they performed each Traditionally, Americans cel- ritual dance. These dances showed ebrate Halloween as a way to ward how the ancient Aztec people hon- off evil spirits and ghosts. Masks and ored the Aztec ruler Cuauhtemoc, goofy costumes are worn to mock who died in battle, and the Princess and intimidate the spirits. Erendria. In Mexico, however, Dia de los “Ballet Folklorico Mexico de los Muertos is just the opposite. The Hermanos Avila perform these danc- people celebrate for 48 hours to es in order to preserve their cultura honor their deceased loved ones and and tradition,” Gordilla said. “Their ancestors. elaborate costumes, drumming and Nov.. 2 is “The Day of the Dead,” words spoken in Nauhatl (indige- and Nov. 3 is “All Saints Day.” nous language) leave a great impres- An event was held Nov. 3 in Pier- sion of what the indigenous talent son Auditorium to commemorate brings. They honor the natives from these days of celebration. The cul- the Americas and share some history tural event was brought to UMKC that Jesus Avila, group director, says by the student group MEChA (Mov- is sometimes forgotten.” imiento Estudiantil Chicano de Dia de los Muertos, like many cultural events on campus, aims Azetlan). Along with the Guadalupe Photo MARK LINVILLE Center, these students hosted an eve- Traditional Dia de los Muertos decorations on display during Dia de los Muertos.. to spread awareness of all cultural ning full of art and culture. backgrounds at UMKC. “MEChA hosted the Dia de los There are more than just Hallow- Muertos event in hopes to achieve been celebrated since colonization of The celebration included the sense of the Mexican tradition. een and Christmas traditions alive awareness and education about cul- Latin America,” MEChA President Latino Writer’s collective, a local Along with poetry readings, at UMKC. Multi-cultural groups tural celebrations that Latino com- Syra Gordillo said. “Our indigenous group of Latino authors. The group performances of the traditional like MEChA work to let everyone munities do – from the sybolism ancestors honored their dead hun- recited poetry telling the story of dances called Baile Folklórico (or know culture is what makes UMKC of the altars to the bone-like figure dreds of years before the Spanish Dia de los Muertos. The poems Folkloric dance) were shown to grow. of pan de muerto, this tradition has came to present-day Mexico.” created an emotional energy and a educate the audience about the an- [email protected] How to: battle the holiday pudge

Kolbe Kryzanowski own room include push-ups, bicycle crunch- Contributing Writer es, lunges and pull-ups. The holidays are coming up and festive Most of these exercises can be seen at food is often fatty. http://health.msn.com/fitness/fit-zon/. Between the honey-glazed ham, cranber- Most anaerobic exercises have aerobic ry sauce and stuffing (and that’s just the holi- qualities and, when done correctly, can serve day meals) there are mountains of calories, as a suitable substitute for a short cardio fats and sugars ready to stick to your sides. workout. Couple this with the delicious delicacies Push yourself: When working out, make of the winter season – cold weather makes the most of it. If you think you can only do 10 exercise an unwelcome agenda item in any- push-ups, go for 15. one’s day – and it becomes a full-time job Pushing your muscles is what causes keeping the pounds off. them to burn more calories and tone up. The good thing is, there are a variety of Don’t be afraid of the weights – get a ba- exercises to stay in shape during the holi- nana and some raw spinach (which contains days. amino acids that promote muscle health and So you get to stay in shape without starv- make you sore for shorter periods of time) ing or depriving yourself of the holiday and hit Swinney. treats. Even if it’s only a 20-minute workout, it’s Cardio: When it comes to cardio, most better than nothing. of us don’t have time for it when the weather Diet: Rather than eating a few large is nice – much less when it’s freezing. meals a day, eat four or five smaller meals. One advantage we, as UMKC students, Also, eat slower. You will find if you pace have is Swinney Recreation Center. High your eating, you will eat less. intensity interval (HII) cardio is the most ef- Avoid eating in front of the TV because fective. eating with distractions only tricks your This form of cardio only requires 10-15 brain into eating more since it is not aware of minutes of alternating between a walking how much is being ingested. pace and a fast running pace, and can be For breakfast, eat at least 20 grams of done on a treadmill. protein. HII cardio increases your metabolic rate Protein in the morning allows your body for the next 24 hours, allowing your body to to burn substantially more calories during process food faster and more efficiently. the day. Anaerobic: When it comes to non-car- And finally, avoid eating right before you dio, many people often think it has nothing go to bed because your metabolism slows to do with weight management or image. down drastically when you sleep. This is entirely false. Anaerobic exercise Take these tips into account and you are burns a substantial amount of calories and sure to have a safe, skinny and fun holiday helps “even out” your body. season. Some easy exercises you can do in your [email protected] 9 Culture www.unews.com November 9, 2009

Play it by Ear by DAVID JORDAN

when Songz was just 15, and Taylor has since Trey Songz: Ready helped develop him into one of the current su- Ready, the third album from R&B artist Trey perstars of R&B. The two even started their own Songz, is definitely a CD to have in your collection. production company, Songbook, in 2004. The album features several hot singles and The third single off the album, “LOL :-)” was makes this CD one not to pass up. not my favorite. It was a little too commercial for The first is “I Need a Girl,” which peaked at me. But, overall, I can still jam it when I’m riding number six on the U.S. R&B charts. Others in- in the car with my little sister. clude “LOL :-),” featuring Gucci Mane & Soulja While listening to this album, I couldn’t help Boy and “Say Aah,” featuring Fabolous. but bob my head, especially when I came to track Another track off the album, “Successful,” 16, “Holla If Ya Need Me.” features Drake and took the whole country by Songz’s music is not the only thing showing storm, getting everyone singing “I suppose, I signs of change. He has noticed his own matu- just wanna be, I just wanna be successful.” Drake rity, and even mentioned in the album’s liner also recorded another song with Songz titled “I notes,;“With every move you make you have Invented Sex.” something to prove. I’m growing, as a person, as The album, released Aug. 31, peaked at num- an artist.” ber three on the U.S. Billboard 200 chart and Something small that caught my attention number two on the U.S. Top/Hip-Hop Albums. from this album was the repetition of “Yeah.” It sold 131,000 in its first week and a cumulative It’s tiny, but it is very catchy. 271,000. You can even hear Songz say the “yeah” on There is an obvious growth from his first two Drake’s smash hit “Best I Ever Had” during the albums – I Gotta Make It (2005) and Trey Day first verse. Subtleties like that add to the album (2007) – to now. and make it a hit. Ready can be listened to straight through, So, gentlemen, if you want something nice to from the first to the 17th track, without the need listen to (and set the mood) while driving in the to skip songs. car with that very special lady, Ready would be Troy Taylor, Johnta Austin and Delante Mur- a good choice for the night. It’s an album that can phy executive produced the album. They did an be enjoyed by all. So make sure you have Ready excellent job of putting it together with influ- in your CD player or on your iPod – you won’t ences of hip-hop, R&B and pop. regret it. Photo courtesy GOOGLE IMAGES Songz and Taylor had their first encounter [email protected]

dating 101 by Christian Rose Why Are You Single? I am a planner. Understandably, this personality nuance “Why are you single?” can be a bit bothersome to anyone who val- I am asked this at least a dozen times a ues spontaneity. week and, just for the record, I hate that ques- And since we are being honest, I am not tion. Especially when a potential suitor ex- just a planner, I am a control freak. I find this pects an honest answer. a necessary quality when trying to control ev- To me it’s like asking “Why is there world ery aspect of my life. hunger?,” “Is there a God?” or “Is it still unac- I have found you just can’t leave the details ceptable to wear white after Labor Day?” (For to chance when your ambitions include global the record – no, it isn’t. But only .001 percent domination. of the population is fashion forward enough to I am a great cook. actually pull it off and get away with it). Although not a chef, I have several When I am asked this, I know a few things years of culinary training under my belt about the person right away. And frankly, I am and was actually half-way through Asian disturbed on at least two accounts. techniques when I said “Sayonara” to Lou- Number one – Inquiry about the intricacies isville and made the move to Kansas City. of my personal life from a near-stranger is both Having said this, I will never cook for rude and incredibly off-putting. someone I am dating. This is the type of person who just wants I love to serve up some sustenance for a bottom-line answer to a question that is a friends, and have hordes of them over quite labyrinth of complexity. often – which usually ends with a few column When a person is that forth-right at the out- ideas – but would never slave over the stove for just some boy I am ambiguous about. set, I can assure you he is not going to stick I like who I am. around once he finally discovers a few habits he Being single for the last few years has al- might find annoying. lowed me to figure out a few things about my- Being self-actualized after reading “The self. And what I discovered is I really love me. Secret” and the myriad of other self-help se- Every inch, every flaw, every idealized, overly lections from Oprah’s Book Club, I am fully confident, walking contradiction is embraced. aware that I happen to have more than my In direct opposition to most who grow up share of little eccentricities. with Disney, I don’t feel the need to sleep with I am a morning person. someone for the sole purpose of having them Actually, I suppose that I am exasperat- validate who I am or have a ring on my finger ingly and irritatingly perky. in an effort to prove I am not alone. Like most people, I wake up using an alarm Number two – If you have to ask me why I am clock. However, my schnauzer, Jeb, is mine. single, then you obviously do not read my column. Every morning around 7 a.m., he will jump Out of sheer principle alone, I cannot be both- on my chest and repeatedly poke my nose un- ered with you until, as penance, you actually read til I acknowledge his annoyance with me for all past columns and then commit various sec- sleeping while he is ready to begin his day. tions to memory, thus proving your loyalty. Once he catches my eyes slightly open, Once all my articles are etched into the re- he starts licking my forehead until I hit the cesses of your conscience, you have joined my snooze button, which technically means I official Facebook fan page and follow me on shove him off the bed. Twitter, you will begin to understand why I am You can’t wake up foully disposed when you single, rendering that question unnecessary. have that kind of wake-up call. [email protected] 10 Culture November 9, 2009 www.unews.com The Souls bounce the Riot Room Hilary Saskin the Bouncing Souls took the stage at If we didn’t like the Bouncing disposition. He talked directly to the Culture Editor the Riot Room. Souls so much, we might say Bayside fans and got everyone involved, even Casey Osburn Broadway Calls and Bayside was our favorite of the night. The band those standing in the back completely Sports Editor opened the show and we were thor- members kept the crowd involved and out of sight. We love the Bouncing Souls. We oughly impressed with both. the entire room entertained. Kienlen even shouted out a dedi- have listened to their music for as Broadway Calls is an upbeat punk Both bands provided a great pre- cation for one of their songs to a long as we can remember. band with a lot of energy. For an show for the Bouncing Souls. friend of his who attended the show. Seeing them live only confirmed opening band, they definitely made It was surprising, however, to see The show was definitely one of a our feelings. an impression on the crowd. the headliner in such a small venue. kind. For their 20th anniversary tour, Bayside was just as energetic. The Riot Room was wall-to-wall The Bouncing Souls have a packed. With no barricades blocking unique fan base, including many with the fans from the band, people were Bouncing Souls tattoos. shoved almost completely onto the With such dedicated fans, the con- stage. cert was bound to get intense. The set consisted of a variety of Numerous people jumped on the upbeat singles that got the crowd stage and crowd-surfed around the pumped and on their feet. venue. Those who were anywhere For a band that has been around near the front half of the room likely 20 years, it is expected they would got stepped on, kicked or knocked out have many songs. Since they obvi- of the way by excited fans. ously could not play them all, they did After ending their set, the audi- Photo CASEY OSBURN a good job choosing those to perform. ence chanted “Here we go,” the say- Bouncing Souls bassist Bryan Kienlen. The only downside to their set ing that hung as the backdrop on the was the lack of enthusiasm from lead stage. a crowd. It’s almost as though they singer Greg Attonito. The Bouncing Souls then came are the same age as when they started His voice sounded great but his out and performed the song “Here We performing. demeanor gave the impression he Go” as an encore. We have to grade this concert on wasn’t giving his all. He looked like Overall, the concert was a hit. We not only the Bouncing Souls, but also he was enjoying himself, but seemed enjoyed the sets of all three bands, the openers because they were all so very reserved and calm considering it which is rare at any concert. good. was a hard-core punk rock show. Even though the Bouncing Souls Photo CASEY OSBURN B+ Chris Guglielmo (drums), Anthony Raneri (lead vocals) and Jack O’Shea (lead guitar) of Bassist Bryan Kienlen, on the oth- have been on the scene for two de- [email protected] Bayside. er hand, made up for Attonito’s dull cades, they still know how to please [email protected]

save the date Compiled by HILARY SASKIN

offers unique opportunities, and this College Republicans and College 21 at the Leavenworth Performing Monday, Nov. 9 presentation will help you decide Democrats. Event begins at 8 p.m. Concert: Zechs Marquise (a side Arts Center in downtown Leaven- Conservatory: The UMKC Conser- which is best suited for you. Event in Royall Hall, room 104. Visit the project for Mars Volta members worth, Kan. Tickets are $10 for vatory of Music and Dance presents takes place from noon to 1:30 p.m. event’s Facebook page to post ques- Marcel and Marfred Rodriguez- adults, $5 for children, $8 for se- the Jazz Combos Concert, featuring at Metropolitan Community College tions you want to hear addressed Lopez) are on tour with Free Moral niors, students and groups of 10 or the I-Combo, 3:30 Combo and Latin – Penn Valley (3201 Southwest Traf- during the debate. For more infor- Agents (a collective of musicians more. For more information and to Combo. Performance begins at 7:30 ficway) in the Campus Center, room mation, contact Rachael Herndon at founded by Mars Volta’s keyboard- reserve tickets, call 913-682-7557. p.m. at Grant Recital Hall (5227 Hol- 501. For more information, visit [email protected]. ist Isaiah “Ikey” Owens). They will mes). Free admission for students, www.disneycollegeprogram.com. share the stage at The Brick with Saturday, Nov. 14 faculty and staff with valid UMKC Various Blonde. For more informa- ID. tion, visit www.thebrickkcmo.com. Wednesday, Nov. 11 Thursday, Nov. 12 Conservatory: The UMKC Stu- dent Chamber Ensembles will per- Rudolf Friml: Professor William Audition: “The Vagina Mono- logues” auditions are at 3 p.m. in the form at 2:30 p.m. at Grant Recital Everett with the UMKC Conserva- Fashion Show: Sable Dame Apparel Winterize Your Car: This APC- Hall (5227 Holmes Road). Perfor- tory will present a series of three Women’s Center (Haag Hall 108A). Co. is a Kansas City-based cloth- sponsored event will teach students All skill levels wanted; no memori- mance is free, no tickets required lectures on Czech-born composer ing line with unique and affordable (especially those commuting) how for admission. Rudolf Friml. Event takes place from zation required. Auditions will also women’s apparel and accessories, to take care of their cars during the be held at the same time and place 12:30-2 p.m. in the Administrative promoting self-love, self-awareness cold, winter months. Event begins at Center, Plaza Room. Cost is $34 per Nov. 14. For more information, visit Brian Bonz and the Dot Hongs: and self-actualization through fash- 11 p.m. in Royall Hall. For more in- www.umkc.edu/womenc. The Indie band will perform with person; to register by phone call 816- ion. Their fall fashion show, which formation about this event, call 816- 235-2736. John Nolan (of Straylight Run) will unveil the fall 2009 collection, 235-1457. and Person L (including Kenneth begins at 7 p.m. in the University Fiddle. Love. Cure.: Listen to the Leonard Cohen: This Canadian sounds of American fiddle music Vasoli, former frontman of The Center, room 106. For more informa- Awake and Alive: Don’t miss the Starting Line). Concert begins at singer-songwriter, musician, poet, tion, contact Royce “Mocha” Jack- performed by students ages 3-16 novelist and artist is known for ex- Awake and Alive Tour, featuring and help raise money for a great 8 p.m. at the Record Bar. son by phone at 816-332-5907 or e- headlining band Skillet along with ploring a variety of topics in his mail [email protected]. cause. The fiddle concert, Con- works, including religion, isolation, Hawk Nelson, Decyfer Down and servatory student Rebekah Smith’s sexuality and complex interpersonal The Letter Black. Concert begins at senior project, benefits Children’s Sunday, Nov. 15 relationships. He will take the stage UMKC Pride: Candace Gingrich, 8 p.m. at the Midland Theater. Tick- Mercy Hospitals and Clinics. Event at 8 p.m. at the Midland Theater. author of “The Accidental Activist,” ets starts at $27.75, all ages welcome. begins at 7 p.m. at Lee’s Summit is a major advocate for important is- Ragtime History: Kansas City Tickets start at $49.75, all ages are Bible Church (1200 NE Colbern was often described as the cen- welcome. sues in the LGBT community. She Road, Lee’s Summit, Mo.). For will give a keynote address at 6 p.m. Friday, Nov. 13 ter of the “cradle of ragtime.” Pat more information, contact Smith at Ireland and Kevin Sanders will in Pierson Auditorium. This event is [email protected]. Tuesday, Nov. 10 free and open to the public. For more discuss this history of ragtime in Last day to drop without assessment Kansas City. This discussion, part information contact Leo Leckie at for fall 2009 second eight-week ses- 816-235-1298 or [email protected]. Bell, Book and Candle: Written of the Missouri Valley Speakers Disney College Program Presenta- sion. by John van Druten, this stage play Series, will take place at 2 p.m. tion: Learn about the Disney College formed the basis of the television at the Central Library (14 W. 10th Program, a paid internship unlike Town Hall Debate: Don’t miss the Last day to withdraw with assess- show “Bewitched.” Performances St.). any other. Each program involved town hall debate between the UMKC ment (undergraduate). begin at 8 p.m. Nov. 13, 14, 20 and [email protected] 11 Culture www.unews.com November 9, 2009

Person L embraces garage-rock sound Hilary Saskin They decided to take a different approach Culture Editor with their second album. The band spent time figuring out a way to “tie it all together” in- When a band splits up and the members go stead of just throwing it together. their separate ways, new bands are often cre- “Even though it’s a fairly schizophrenic re- ated. cord – it’s really loud and abrasive stuff and This is exactly what happened for Kenneth also really ambient and just very kind of spac- Vasoli … sort of. ey music on it – it somehow works together,” Vasoli, the former frontman of Starting Vasoli said. “And I think it’s a good flow from Line, is now fronting the band Person L. And one song to the next.” he is entertaining an almost entirely new fan With such a cohesive record, Vasoli has base. trouble choosing just one “Understandably, a lot of favorite track. Starting Line fans I don’t think “If Starting Line was my “It’s probably ‘Stay can really make the jump, or at absolute favorite band, I Calm,’ the slow song on the least they haven’t in the past,” don’t know how I would record,” he said. Vasoli said. “But on the other He likes this song in hand, there are a lot of people react to a band like particular because of the out there that are just fans Person L.” lyrics and how the vocals of what I do and the songs I came out. And he couldn’t write.” KENNETH VASOLI be more pleased with the The change in fans has not Person L Frontman instrumentation. affected Vasoli in a negative “Everybody wrote their way. In fact, he understands own part for it,” he said. “It the change. was a great moment when we wrote that song “If Starting Line was my absolute favorite because I felt like it was just falling into place.” Photo courtesy BIG HASSLE MEDIA band, I don’t know how I would react to a band Along with Vasoli, Person L includes Person L will play at the Record Bar Nov. 14. like Person L,” he said. “So I can see how it is.” Charles Schneider (bass/backing vocal), Nate The main reason behind this change is the Vaeth (Rhodes piano/lead guitar), Brian Med- actual music. lin (drums/percussion/backing vocal) and and soon after they began playing together. drums all the time, they “try to at least have a The jump from Starting Line’s music to that Ryan Zimmaro (drums/percussion). But it took some adjusting to get used to the little bit of percussion in there,” he said. of Person L, however, is not the only differ- Yes, you read that correctly. They have two new concept. But they also try not to overdo it. ence. Person L has changed their sound from drummers. “We didn’t really know how to integrate And it’s easier to integrate both drummers their debut album, Initial, to their upcoming Medlin and Zimmaro initially played sepa- the two drummers in the band yet at the same when writing new songs. album, The Positives (to release Nov. 17). rately, but now they play at the same time, Va- time,” Vasoli said, “so Ryan would come up “We can sort of take that into account and “As far as songs go, there aren’t a whole lot soli explained. and play his songs and then leave the stage and write the counter rhythms into [the songs],” of songs you can compare from the first record “It basically came about when I first started Medlin would come and play his songs, and Vasoli said. to the second,” Vasoli said. playing songs and writing songs,” he said. “I vice versa.” The band name, however, was a much less The new album has similar vibes on it, he first started writing songs with Ryan. … He Eventually they wanted to become more difficult feat to tackle. said, but it also has a lot more funk and soul. and I have been friends since we were 14 or cohesive as a band and “more of a unit,” he Originally wanting to name the band Per- He described The Positives as “more of an 15.” said. sonnel, Vasoli learned there was already a old school garage rock-and-roll sort of record” But Vasoli also wanted to write songs with They began to practice more and took nec- band with that name. with a lot more “funk and soul.” another drummer – Medlin, who was in an- essary measures to work the drumming pair “I just tried to get creative with it,” he said. “The biggest difference is it’s more of a other band. into the same songs. “Person L – with the letter – is a play on words.” comprehensible record,” Vasoli said. “When “I always loved the way they played,” Va- “We set up an auxiliary percussion kit so Person L is currently on tour with John No- we were making our first one it was just kind soli said. “I’d been acquaintances with [Med- that the person who’s not drumming can go to lan and Brian Bonz and the Dot Hongs. of a mad rush to get out all of these influences lin] for a while but we never really talked or the kit and make like a counter rhythm with They will stop in Kansas City to play the and I didn’t really care how they related to each anything like that.” whatever we’re doing,” Vasoli said. 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Sports www.unews.com November 9, 2009 Exhibition game gives hope to basketball fans Kevin Bryce game,” junior forward Spencer Johnson plays happen with a number of fast breaks Photo Editor said. “We’re going to have a few mis- into finishes. takes, but it’s just first time jitters. But A lot of the breaks were on account of MKC men’s basketball really I think after this first game every- nice passes down the floor from sopho- unofficially started its one’s going to be prepared to play and more guard Trey McKinney-Jones. season Friday night with everyone’s going to be more focused for But Brown believes there’s more to an exhibition game ver- the next game.” McKinney-Jones than passes. sus Bethel College at UMKC had a strong defense that “The problem is Trey doesn’t know SwinneyU Recreation Center. worked as a unit and held Bethel to only what he has,” Brown said. “Trey doesn’t It was a great game with a strong win 16 points in the first half. The defensive realize how big and strong he is. So he’s of 75-39. effort allowed the men to shine on of- going to be a good player.” Newcomer, junior forward Jay Couis- fense. The team saw a few areas where they nard started the game off right. Freshman forward Fred Chatmon need to improve for the coming season. He won the tip and dropped three showed up and brought four points to “You know we had four or five op- shots from behind the arc to put the first the table with three minutes left in the portunities tonight where we had lay-ups 9 points on the board for the Roos. half. or dunks and we’ve got to finish those,” Head Coach Matt Brown is proud to After his two quick baskets he fought Brown said. have Couisnard playing and leading the strong for an offensive board and dropped They may have trouble finishing plays team as a captain. another to bring his tally to six. right now, but they won’t have trouble “When [Jay’s] on the floor he makes UMKC shot an overall 43.1 percent correcting the errors as a team. everybody better,” Brown said. “Just be- from field goal range, and 73.3 percent “We’re young but we have experience cause of the speed of his game, the way from the free-throw line. due to the amount of playing we had last he passes, the way he defends and most “Everyone on this team is more dedi- year,” Johnson said. “We’re young but importantly the way he leads.” cated than last year,” Couisnard said. everyone is willing to learn, everyone is Couisnard credits a lot of his ability “Whenever they have a chance you al- coachable.” on the floor to his teammates. ways find one of us in the gym getting in The Roos are very excited to kick off “Everybody is on attack mode,” Cou- those extra shots, preparing themselves the season officially this Saturday versus isnard said. “So that makes the game a lot before practice and during practice just Truman State University. easier too with the penetrating and then for the game time situation.” “I can’t wait ‘til next week,” Cou- the pass to the open man. On the pene- Sophomore forward LaTreze Mushat isnard said. “We’ve waited for so many trate and kick it’s not that hard to make a stepped up in the second half with his months, but now this one week feels like wide open shot.” game face on – he tallied four offensive it’s going to be the longest wait for that In the opening minutes, UMKC was rebounds. game.” fighting jitters and let some small, avoid- At one point, Mushat swiped the ball Don’t miss your opportunity to sup- able errors occur. from Bethel, pushed it down the floor and port the team, at the game starts at 7:05 Photo KEVIN BRYCE “We’ve got a lot of new players who brought the fans to their feet. p.m. at Swinney Recreation Center. Bakari Lewis takes it to the hole. He finished Friday night with 21 had this as their first Division-1 college During the second half the men made [email protected] points.

Couisnard is ready sports shorts by CASEY OSBURN to play for Roos Roller Derby The Kansas City Roller War- KCRW has participated for the John Pfortmiller help the team because they were He also deals with the leadership riors (KCRW) are taking part in past three years. Staff Writer struggling,” Couisnard said. “But it role as a captain. the 2010 Polar Plunge. They are currently raising Jay Couisnard has struggled let me see things from the outside He was chosen as one of the The plunge is the largest fund- money online for the Special with many difficulties in his bas- and let me see how effort, hard work three captains for the 2009-2010 raiser for the Special Olympics – Olympics at www.firstgiving.com/ ketball career, including a (NCAA) and concentration affect the game.” season. Virginia. More than 10,000 people rollerwarriors. transfer regulation. But he is cur- Hard work, effort and concen- “Being a captain is nothing new participate every year by plunging Their goal is to raise $2,500 rently focused on the season. tration are not the only things that to me, I’ve been a captain on most into the icy Atlantic Ocean this year. Couisnard was forced to sit out affect the game for Couisnard. His of the teams I’ve played for,” Cou- This and other events take Fundraising closes April 30, the 2008-2009 basketball season spirituality does too. isnard said. “But I know I can try place Feb. 5-6, 2010. 2010. because he transferred from the “Because of my parents being to get people to improve more con- University of Evansville Ind. to non-denominational ministers, I sistently and help communications UMKC. have always been more spiritual,” between coaches and players.” The NCAA transfer regulation Missouri Mavericks Couisnard said. “I know how to bond Couisnard’s aspirations do not The Central Hockey League arena features a 75,000 square- did not discourage him from want- better with others because of them.” end there. His dream is to play in the has a new franchise this season, foot bowl and can seat 7,000. ing to play. It inspired him to per- Couisnard’s decision to move NBA one day, much like any other the Missouri Mavericks, based The IEC is located at 19100 form better. from the University of Evansville college men’s basketball player. right here in the Kansas City Met- E. Valley View Pkwy., Indepen- “It was tough knowing I could to UMKC was not an easy process. However, he realizes that dream ro area. dence, Mo. He was torn between the school is not easily attainable and is major- The newly constructed Inde- The Mavericks’ home-opener he was recruited to play for and the ing in Communication Studies with pendence Events Center (IEC) is is at 7:05 p.m. on Friday, Nov. 13. coach who recruited him. now home to the Mavericks. The Tickets start at $11. “One of the freshmen coaches the hope of falling back on a career who recruited me left Evansville af- in sports public relations. ter my first year there,” Couisnard However, out of all these strug- said. “After that the experience gles, one deeply affects Couisnard. Men’s Soccer there went down the drain. I decid- The struggle is not related to The Roos fell in double-over- were up 2-1 but IPFW tied the score in ed to follow him to UMKC. He left NCAA regulations, the stress of be- time on the road to the Indiana the first 45 seconds of the second half. UMKC recently, but we talked and I ing a captain or his spirituality. University-Purdue University Fort The score remained even decided UMKC is the place for me.” The struggle is of personal loss. Wayne (IPFW) Mastodons, 3-2. throughout the first overtime, but Couisnard is optimistic for the “My cousin recently passed David Sarabia set a new school the Mastodons scored during the season, but realizes the team has a away,” Couisnard said. “His moth- record with a total of nine goals in second overtime to take the game. lot of work cut out for them. er’s boyfriend shot and killed him. the season as a freshman. Sarabia UMKC finished the regular “I think we’re going to be a sur- It was a stupid, terrible thing. But scored the first goal for UMKC season with a 6-9-2 record. prise team,” Couisnard said. “We’re at the same time this season took on against IPFW and gave the Roos They will travel this weekend going to open some eyes mid-sea- new meaning for me. I’m playing it an early lead. to Rochester, Mich. for the Sum- son and people are going to see the for him.” Going into half-time, the Roos mit League Championships. Photo courtesy UMKC ATHLETICS same players but a different team.” Jay Couisnard. [email protected] 13 Sports www.unews.com November 9, 2009 Crown Center Ice Terrace extra points opens for 37th season by JOHN PFORTMILLER Hilary Saskin is a fun, alternative idea for dates, family Culture Editor outings or other get-togethers. Marcus Jones does not The mission for last week was to win his match against Wessel in the octagon. It’s uncommon for something to remain “It’s a great place for dates because disappoint popular for more than a decade. It’s even you’re still able to have a conversation with- Jones not only won, he dominated the Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fans are neither more rare when it prevails for more than out the awkwardness of going to the mov- fight. After realizing he could not stand up excited nor appalled when athletes from other three. ies,” Brewer said. “It’s also a great family to Jones’ size, Wessel tripped Jones and took professional sports try their hand at MMA, but The Crown Center Ice Terrace opened activity because it’s affordable.” him to the floor. Jones looked to be vulner- For those who missed opening day, don’t Marcus Jones is something to be excited about. Nov. 6 for its 37th season. able, but swung around and almost put Wes- The attendees ranged from toddlers to worry. The Ice Terrace is open through Jones was drafted as a defensive end by the seniors and every age in between. There March 2010. Tampa Bay Buccaneers from the University of sel into a chokehold. were even some UMKC students, including And regardless of the weather, the out- North Carolina. Wessel responded by getting on top of Jones Jacob Brewer. door skating will be there to enjoy. He played his entire NFL career with the to try to ‘ground and pound’ him, but Jones For Brewer, skating at Crown Center is “Overall, it doesn’t make a difference Buccaneers, but he expressed his love for ended the exchange with quite possibly one of nothing new. that it’s outdoors,” Brewer said. “Skating MMA. the fastest, and most painful, armbars in MMA “I have been six or seven times, and I is skating.” Lucky for Jones, he was chosen as one of history. will go back again,” Brewer said. “Being a [email protected] the fighters on “The Ultimate Fighter: Heavy- The coaches were stunned, UFC President former hockey player, I enjoy skating.” weights.” Dana White was shocked and the other fighters The Ice Terrace is unique because it’s Jones earned the nickname “Big Baby” on realized Big Baby was not to be trifled with. one of the few public outdoor skating rinks the show because he’s sensitive, emotional and The real kicker to the fight was that Jones in Kansas City. This is one of the main rea- excitable. did not act like a WWE jerk, like Lesnar does, sons people enjoy it so much. He is also big – big as in 262 pounds of ath- but he acted with professionalism. There are other (indoor) ice skating rinks leticism and strength. He applauded Wessel’s fighting ability and in the area, but the Ice Terrace allows skat- Many overlooked Jones and thought of experience. ers to get an actual taste of winter by being him as “Another Brock Lesnar.” (Lesnar is This professionalism afterwards was even outside. more shocking because Wessel posted a pic- And even though the weather was in the a former World Wrestling Entertainment [WWE] fighter who made the switch to ture of Jones on a window in the communal 60s, skaters still enjoyed the atmosphere. house saying he “sucks balls.” “I like that it’s outdoors,” Brewer said. MMA after a failed NFL career attempt.) Jones said, “Whoever did this, I’m going to “It gives you more of a feel of the holidays.” On last week’s episode, the Team Rampage Another benefit of the Ice Terrace is it fighter faced off against Team Rashad fighter rip their arm off” and almost did rip Wessel’s provides entertainment suitable for all ages. Mike Wessel. arm off to end the fight. At just $6 per person (free for adults over Photo HILARY SASKIN Jones’ “over-emotionality” is not what it is 60 and children 4 and under), the Ice Terrace Crown Center Ice Terrace is open until March 2010. cracked up to be. Jones has children, he misses “Jones proved he is not only them, and he does not want them to see on TV a fast learner, but that he is that Daddy “sucks balls.” ROOS POUNCE GRIFFINS a man on a mission.” He is just like any other father, except for the former NFL player and current MMA fighter thing. The fight was short, sweet and thoroughly Looking ahead, Jones could easily be one of entertaining. And, of course, Jones proved he the finalists on the show due to his quick learn- can fight. ing, athleticism and professional conduct. Coach Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson had He also managed to earn himself a new doubts about Jones with all the talk of him be- nickname because of the fight, ‘The Dark- ing emotional and sensitive. ness.’ He also had doubts because of his almost Marcus ‘The Darkness’ Jones does have a complete lack of fighting experience. nice UFC ring to it, especially if the official Jones proved he is not only a fast learner, UFC fight announcer said it. but he is a man on a mission. [email protected]

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The UMKC women’s basketball team kicked about how I start the defense,” Thomas said. off the season in an exhibition game Saturday “My going hard makes the team go hard.” Volleyball against the Missouri Western Golden Griffins. Sophomore forward Jade Tinner had a strong Date Event Place Time The Lady Roos started the season on a positive first outing with 11 points and 8 rebounds. 11/10 SIU-Edwardsville (Senior Night) SRC 7 p.m. note with a victory, 73-59. “Jade is going to continue to get better, she 11/13 IPFW Fort Wayne, Ind. 6 p.m. The player of the game was senior guard flew in there and got a lot of great boards,” 11/14 Oakland Rochester, Mich. 3 p.m. Chazny Morris. She had a respectable double- Head Coach Candice Whitaker said. “As far as double with 29 points and 11 rebounds. rebounding and scoring, I thought she did a Morris also had three steals and chipped in two really great job on the low block and I thought assists. she did a good job defensively as well.” Men’s Soccer “I think I went hard and I think everybody went Even though this was an exhibition game for 11/13 Summit League Championships (Semi-Finals) Rochester, Mich. TBA hard,” Morris said. “I just think everybody came the Lady Roos, Whitaker was very pleased with 11/15 Summit League Championships (Finals) Rochester, Mich. TBA out trying to play hard”. her team’s effort. But there are still things to Morris had the hot hand for the Roos as she work on. connected on 6 of 13 shots from the three point “I thought the effort was good, I was really Cross Country line. At halftime, the Lady Roos had a 20 point pleased with effort on both ends,” Whitaker 11/14 NCAA Midwest Regional Cross Country Championships Springfield, Mo. TBA lead, 43-23. said. “I expected execution not to be super Sophomore guard LeAndrea Thomas also had smooth ... we had some break downs defen- a very well-rounded game with 13 points, 6 as- sively ... but as far as effort and working I was Women’s Basketball sists and 4 steals. Thomas was extremely quick really pleased.” 11/13 Drake SRC 7 p.m. on defense for the Lady Roos and forced a lot of The Lady Roos had a great showing, but the turnovers. Her agility helped her penetrate the competition will be more intense at 7 p.m., lane and cause the defense to collapse, result- Nov. 13 when they take on Drake from the Mis- Men’s Basketball ing in a basket or an assist. souri Valley Conference in the Swinney Recre- 11/14 Truman State SRC 7:05 p.m. “I was just trying to play hard and help my team ation Center. out on defense because Coach always talks [email protected] 14

Forum www.unews.com November 9, 2009 Freedom is not free Evan Helmuth similar views of their own time in the military. Staff Writer Each one was proud of his service to the coun- s someone very vocal in my try, but none thought of himself as having done opinions, even apart from my anything extraordinary or particularly praise- writing, I exercise the First worthy. Amendment right to free speech They each simply said they were doing their on a regular basis. job like millions of other men of their generation. I also enjoy all the fruits of living in what is, They were typical of other World War II vet- A erans in that they balked at being labeled heroes. by far, the wealthiest large society in all of human history (a nice car, plenty of food, a comfortable The veterans I spoke with would rather be house, etc.). emulated than idolized. I live secure in the knowledge I need not fear Instead of the flowery speeches and editorials for my personal safety and, if I am accused of that usually accompany Veteran’s Day, we civil- a crime, I am guaranteed an elaborate series of ians should do two simple things to honor those rights to protect me from arbitrary treatment by who have served. my government. First, we should each do Some people exercise their some form of national service First Amendment rights more in exchange for the freedoms frequently than others. we enjoy. And we all enjoy vary- In World War II, nearly ev- ing degrees of affluence – eryone of military age served though pretty much everyone in the armed forces and it was in America is wealthy in the not uncommon for one family extreme compared to most of to send three or more sons off the world. to war. Everyone at UMKC and That is in sharp contrast to throughout the United States Common Sense today, when less than 1 per- enjoys these and a myriad of cent of the country does all of other rights and benefits asso- the fighting and dying for the ciated with being an American. rest of us. Unfortunately, even though all of us enjoy the Perhaps, if the responsibility of military ser- fruits of America, few of us really stop to con- vice were spread more broadly, the chasm be- sider the sacrifices required of others in order for tween the civilian population and the military us to live the way we do. Even fewer of us ever would not be quite as large. actually volunteer to defend our country. Secondly, we should all try to find at least Recently, I had an opportunity to at least do one veteran and thank him or her for their ser- the former by interviewing a number of local vice. World War II veterans for a class paper. World War II veterans will not be around They told me stories of flying long combat for long. missions filled with flack over Nazi-occupied It is crucial we hear their stories, try to un- Europe and of being cramped aboard a small de- derstand them and then offer a simple “thank stroyer for over a year of boredom, punctuated by you” for their service. terrifying combat. Moreover, there is no such thing as a free My grandfather frequently told stories about lunch nor is there any such thing as a wealthy, his three years of Pacific Island combat against liberal democracy that got that way without Listen to Alexia Stout-Lang’s weekly podcast, Wiretap, the Japanese – stories of malaria, constant dis- requiring massive sacrifice from veterans and Christian Rose’s podcast, Dating 101, and Melissa Cowan comfort and unbelievably brutal combat. current servicemen and women. and Casey Osburn’s podcast, USounds, online at My conversations with these veterans offered We young civilians should bear that in www.unews.com/podcasts. both humorous anecdotes and incredible insights mind, not only on Veteran’s Day, but any time into the massive physical and emotional hard- we exercise the freedoms that cost other people ships they endured for the country. so much. All the men I spoke with offered strikingly [email protected] 15 Forum www.unews.com November 9, 2009 Don’t politick me Interviewed by MELISSA ORIBHABOR Alexia Stout-Lang input and fewer taxes and I don’t growing up in a household with Word on Campus News Editor take kindly to any laws that stifle one parent being a Republican and Labels are an ever-present the rights of the people for any the other a Democrat. component of our society. reason – which some people im- While I do recall election “How do you think the basketball teams I label you. You label me. We mediately mark as Libertarianism. times being quite tense and the label our neighbors, our children, If you must know my party af- hate I had for the situation when will do this season?” our enemies, our friends. filiation, I will tell you. I was young, it taught me to look What we often view as the two I am affiliated with the party at the issues before I made a deci- most important and commonly ap- that protects democracy, does sion. plied labels are religion and poli- right by its people and has a record Purely as an example, saying tics. to prove it will continue doing so. you voted for John McCain just Oddly enough, those two sub- because he is a Republican is like jects are also considered topics me saying I voted for Obama just not to be discussed openly for fear because my dad is a Democrat. of conflict. I see corruption, scandals and Going against society’s expec- wrong-doing in all parties. tations, I feel the need to handle Some weeks, I struggle to de- one particular subject head on – termine what issue this column politics. should address, not because I For the past year, readers and lack topics, but because there are fellow staff have attempted to peg entirely too many from which to my name down to a particular po- choose. Our representatives are not litical party. “I think it’s gonna go good. “I hope they do well. I have to Some are sure I am a Republi- representing us. cheer for them!” Stout’s Shouts They are representing them- We’ve got a lot of new people can because I find humor in the “I and excitement – both men and Voted for Joe” slogan and I openly selves. women. New people bring new criticize the Obama administra- And I won’t vote for someone tion when it fouls up. ‘What party is that?’ you might like that. energy.” But then again, I write columns ask. Well, it changes day-by-day, I could have chosen a thousand JAY COUISNARD KESHIA KEATON against war, I am against large year-by-year and election-by-elec- other topics to pen this week. Senior Freshman corporations and all of the corrup- tion. But I want you to know that Communication Studies Psychology tion affiliated with them and I op- I keep my eyes open every day when you read “Stout’s Shouts,” pose tax cuts for the wealthy. and, when election time comes you will not encounter anything Others think I am a Democrat, around, I vote for the person who written with a political bias. or at least liberal, because I advo- truly stood for the good of the If you don’t politick me, I won’t cate sustainability, I work in inner people the most. politick you. city schools advocating under- I vote on issues – as we all And maybe, just maybe, we privileged children and I am a big should – not politics. can dig down deep and look at fan of Ralph Nader. So, don’t label me. 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