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STATE Old Smokey Newsletter PATROL ALUMNI ASSOCIATION

Volume 23, Number 3 July, 2012 Special points of interest:

• The straight story about Thoughts from the President that plane The Colorado State Patrol Alumni Associaon has Roth Sheppard Archi- • PERA news—the assault on been involved in a number of acvies over the tects' have designed the organization continues past three years that most of you are aware of. the building which will from what is becoming the Dave ohf Treasurer and ditor of our ewsleer be highly visible to the usual source. has kept you posted on the progress of these ac- motoring public and • Some big dates vies. our oard of Directors has aended nu- easily accessible from Ken Shiflet, merous meengs supporng this dedicated eort Indiana Street. The CSPAA President to create build and open The Colorado State Pa- Curling Club Inside this issue: trol Historical Museum and earning Center. The will be built west of the CSP Museum with Museum commiee is comprised of twenty-two shared parking between them. When did these 2 members. Commiee members include acve CSP Other issues have developed which require members as well as the oards of Directors of amendments and addions to our by-laws. Annual Meeting 3 ACSPP and CSPFF and CSPAA. We have several To serve the best interests of the Associa- volunteers outside our ranks that have heard on we are planning on applying to the IRS Who’s in that 4 about the project and have joined the eort as for c designaon. This will allow us well to make it happen. to accept charitable donaons. Polical lob- Fund raising acvies were recently announced by bying by a c is expressly prohibited Proposed By-laws 5 Rick Salas TC rered Commiee Chairman by IRS so two items in Arcle I Secon changes which extend an invitaon to each and every per- must be removed. The proposed by-law Health & Welfare 7 son that wishes to see this project through to frui- changes will be presented at the annual on to please step forward. The museum will be meeng in Colorado Springs for approval Museum update 8 located on property donated by Stevinson Group amendment andor deleon. Transfers & Promo- 9 Inc. north of West 6th Ave. and east of Indiana tions Street in akewood. The true story 10 about the airplane Who has joined CSPAA, lately? With each membership year end the total number of members changes. Some opt out others opt in. PERA News 11 The reason oen given for non-renewal is “I don’t know any of those people promoted or transferred.” The way I see it the ones W cater to are those who are rered but to each his own. That lousy joke 12 As of this wring there are members in CSPAA

Don amb imon CO May Returning member Doyle ates Montrose CO June Returning member

Take a good look at this photo. Does it appear like anyone you recognize? If not take a look at the photo on page 4. It appears that one of these two has physically changed over the years. The other got some new glasses. Hint: the SR- lackbird made its inaugural flight just two days previous to the photo and the next day President and Mrs. ennedy hosted sciensts educators and writers including 4 obel Prize laureates from the Western Hemisphere. President ennedy made the famous remark "I think this is the most extraordinary collecon of talent of human knowledge ever gathered at the White House with the possible excepon of when Thomas Jeerson dined alone." . Page 2 Old Smokey Newsletter

2nd Tuesday Coffee

Some me back Chester formal get-togethers. If Roberts organized a regular you find yourself in the those from “the blue shirts”. meeng of CSP rerees and Denver area on the se- For this quarter the asked that anyone wishing cond Tuesday of the meengs will be at : to parcipate in a “the-first- month please make a a.m.: liar-doesn’t-stand-a-chance” side trip to the academy July th coee meeng to show up and see who you can out- August 4th at the academy at : a.m. perform in the exchange on the second Tuesday of of vital recollecons. For September th each month anyone in this the record this is not just For what it’s worth if case means spouses too. a uniformed member you’re not at the get- It provides a means to see funcon – if you rered as together it could be you faces you haven’t seen in a a civilian member your that’s being talked about. while at mes other than lies are just as welcome as

When did these occur?

In what year did the “Patrol Board” expand from three members to five? 1949 1955 1957 1959 When did CSP take over full law enforcement authority at the Colorado State Fair? 1955 1957 1959 1960 From the “what-goes-around-comes-around” department, in what year was the rank of done away with and Lieutenant added? (Now, the are back and the Lieutenants are gone.) 1961 1963 1964 1966 What was the first year that Ford Mustangs were put into service? 1979 1980 1982 1983 The reason the Lieutenant rank was done away with was because the rank of was added. When did that occur? 1989 1990 1992 1994 Volume 23,Number 2 Page 3 CSPAA Dues

By now, most of you have renewed your CSPAA dues for 2012 (and in some cases, beyond). They were due by July 1 st , so if you have not already paid, you are in ar- rears. I’ll be sending out “past due” notices to those who still have not renewed their dues. If you don’t hear from me, you don’t owe anything. If you DO hear from me and you haven’t responded before September 1 st , you’ll be dropped from the active membership roster.

The CSPAA Annual Meeting includes 8 holes and a cart rental to:

Steve Miller 13160 Tahosa Lane Arnie Ferrero Steve Miller and Colorado Springs, CO, Gary ance have been busy 80908 with geng things set up for the annual meeng Steve thinks playing golf all over town is “research”. They have In order for him to found a hotel that will give us a make the arrange- good value and they’ve made arrangements for a ments with Valley Hi he variety of meals and needs your money by August 10 th . If you have further meengs. The Acade- quesons you can reach Steve by email at ste- my Hotel is located [email protected] or by phone at - just o I- at the cell or 4- home. north end of Colorado Springs at 8 . We have a benefactor that has agreed to pick up part Academy oulevard. of the tab for the Monday evening dinner for us. As a The hotel has agreed result the cost to register for the meeng is reduced to a price of 6 per night for room reservaons to $40.00 per person. ou’ll find out who the bene- and that price includes a free hot daily breakfast factor is when you show up at the meeng. The hotel with a “made-to-order” omelet or waffle bar. has asked that we give them a final number before They also include HO movies wireless high-speed the meeng date so that they can plan and get the internet a business center a fitness center and proper inventory. So that we can fulfill that need free RV parking. please register using the registraon form that came with this newsleer or was aached to the email Steve’s exhausve research has seled on Mon- please send your check to the following address be- day’s golf oung at Valley Hi Golf Course which is fore August th . Registraons received aer the th located at 6 S. Chelton Road. They have re- may be assessed extra if the hotel levies their served tee mes for us but they need to know “change fee” for late registraons.

how many to keep available. Steve has agreed to CSPAA let them know days 14050 W 82 nd Avenue ahead so that they can Arvada, CO, 80005 plan around us. If you are going to play golf The hospitality suite will be open as of : p.m. on on Monday morning Sunday and will remain available throughout the please send a check for meeng unl Tuesday aernoon. For those not play- 4. per golfer (Continued on page 4) Page 4 Old Smokey Newsletter

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CSPAA Annual Meeting (cont.) ing golf there are a variety of opportunies in the Colorado Springs area. Arnie Ferrero is working on geng a discount package from the Pikes Peak Cog Railway that begins its ascent from Manitou Springs even without the discount it’s worth the price of .. From the top you will have an excellent view of the Waldo Canyon fire area – we hope it will be completely out by then.

… who are That photo on page those two in was Ms. Joyce Murin who now has the new that photo? glasses and her hus- band Andy.

Andrew Murin and Joyce White they raised pigs on a farm on Orchard Mesa but their were married April 8 6 at country club neighbors won’t allow it in Fort Morgan Our ady of Fama Catholic unless they get a farm far far away from the house. Church in akewood. They had five daughters Chrisne izzar Their daughter Susan Chavez is a long-me communi- of Rogers Ark. Carolyn Murin deceased Susan caons ocer in Denver and another daughter An- Chavez of Ft. upton Colo. Jennifer ing of Daw- drea Hernandez is the wife of TC Sco Hernandez. sonville Ga. and Andrea Hernandez of ileton Colo. They have nine grandchildren. Sincere congratulaons go out to them both for their accomplishments and their great eort. Shortly aer the wedding Mr. Murin was a mem- ber of the Academy class that convened March 6 6. He was assigned to Colorado Springs and managed to move to all the corners of Colora- do before rering to Fort Morgan in August . Joyce rered from the Grand Juncon Police Department. While staoned in Grand Juncon Volume 23, Number 3 Page 5

CSPAA Proposed By-laws Changes

laudable ”, clearly, oth su-secons desire to be a member of the refer to leislave interacon of one Association and will have all the It has been some me since the by-laws sort or another. The IRS ould likely rights and privileges of a Retired were last updated and there are a cou- not look kindly on those definions of member. ple of items that need to be clarified. It purposes descriin hat CSPAA is or is President Shiflet’s intenon to make does. It has een suested that oth In order to clarify the phrase formerly CSPAA into a c non-profit or- su-secons and I e struck from acve memers”, it has een suest- ganizaon. One of the benefits would Secon of the y-las as they are ed that the ord formerly” e struck be that donaons made to CSPAA counter to IRS rules overnin 501 (c) and insert the ords ho have would be tax-deducble which is pres- () oraniaons. passed aay” folloin acve mem- ently not the case. ers”:

ARTICLE II: M EMBERSHIP Spouses of active members who ARTICLE I: N AME AND PURPOSE have passed away, or spouses of

deals ith associate mem- Colorado State Patrol members When Darrell Penner conceived of ers, ho are defined as: CSPAA it was his intent to put into killed while in the commission of moon the process of creang a CSP An Associate member is any their duties, shall be excused Museum. He penned Secon -D member or former member of from payment of dues so long as which says: the Colorado State Patrol, uni- they desire to be a member of formed or non-uniformed, who the Association and will have all To perpetuate the memory and has a minimum of fifteen (15) the rights and privileges of a history of the Colorado State years state service under Retired member. Patrol. P.E.R.A. An associated member

It has been suggested that the purpose shall have voting rights at all be expanded to read: annual meetings and will be ex- ARTICLE III: M EMBERSHIP DUES AND FINANCES To perpetuate the memory and pected to pay dues annually . history of the Colorado State It has een suested that the defini- deals ith annual dues. In Patrol by creating and maintain- on e epanded to include a mini- the interest of honesty, it appears that ing a Colorado State Patrol His- mum of a five-year service to CSP, in I am uilty of chanin the due date for dues each year. I’ve inadvertently tory Museum and Learning Cen- addion to the 15-year requirement under P.E.R.A. manaed to move the dues collecon ter. up y three months and have een One of the rules the Internal Revenue An Associate member is any oin ith the idea that they are due st Service has prominently featured for member or former member of y July 1 for the folloin fiscal year. such non-profits is that they are not the Colorado State Patrol, uni- (Not of you has menoned that I alloed to parcipate in any sort of formed or non-uniformed, who as in error, thouh, and all of you loyin or polical causes – no maer has a minimum of fifteen (15) have accepted the chane.) years state service under at hat level. The present y-las ad- Annual dues for all members of vocate that e: P.E.R.A. and a minimum of five the Association shall be $20.00 (5) year service within CSP. An (twenty dollars) per annum, “… provide all possible assis- associated member shall have payable on July 1st each year. tance to the Department in leg- voting rights at all annual meet- The Association’s fiscal year islative matters which are for the ings and will be expected to pay shall be considered to be July 1st good of the Department.”, dues annually . (Section 2-H), and through following June 30th. Section 4 deals with widows and In order that I et ack in compliance, widowers. Presently, it is written as: “… support all laudable pro- I’m askin that the ords on July 1st” grams of the Department includ- Spouses of formerly active mem- e chaned to y July 1st”. Presently, ing legislation.” (Section 2-I) bers, or spouses of Colorado it orks out that I’m collecn funds State Patrol members killed for one thin or another throuhout Aside from restlin ith ho ets to while in the commission of their the year. y collecn dues in April define hat maers are good ” for the duties, shall be excused from throuh June, I can shi ears” in July Department and hich prorams are payment of dues so long as they and start on collecn for the annual (Continued on page 6) Page 6 Old Smokey Newsletter

CSPAA By-laws, etc. (cont.)

(Continued from page 5) (Proposed) Section 5 would be added to the by-laws ADPpp ccc-- Ocb’CLcACSPP cCSPAApb c’c’b b bp ppcb p c (Pp) bb- pbpbcc cMbbc Acp ccpcpc ccpc- pffp PpcppcS(c)() pcb c-p- c- pc ’b ’ppcA pp()cb ’c cb pACSPP Apbc- ccc- ScCSPp- bb cc(c) Obc“p”c ()cc- cb cbbp ff(ACSPPbcpp CSPAAc pcb“” ffc cp)pp cc-b-cb Sc cbp ’ Annual dues have been increased from time cppb to time as a means to supplement the assets b-()b- of the Alumni Association such that the Alum- ccpCSPc- ni Association will be able to provide partial endowment of the Colorado State Patrol His- torical Museum and Learning Center creation In accordance with the stated goal of building and effort. To the extent that Alumni Association maintaining the Colorado State Patrol History assets exceed costs of administration and Museum and Learning Center, members and oth- financing Alumni Association day-to-day busi- ers may be periodically called upon to voluntarily ness, funds in excess of one hundred fifty per- donate toward that effort. cent (150%) of the prior year costs will be In the event that the Museum effort is aborted or considered funds available to the Colorado cancelled, monies donated toward the museum State Patrol Family Foundation (CSPFF) for creation effort will be forwarded to the Colorado purposes of building or maintaining the Colo- State Patrol Family Foundation for use as they see rado State Patrol Historical Museum and fit or necessary. Learning Center. By donating to the Colorado State Patrol Alumni cb-bc- Association (CSPAA), the Association of Colorado pcCSPAAAMC- State Patrol Professionals (ACSPP) or to the Colo- SpSpbMbc rado State Patrol Family Foundation (CSPFF), bpp members are giving their tacit agreement to this cbb b section. cbc c cb’bb Volume 23, Number 3 Page 7

CSPAA By-laws, etc. (cont.)

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Health and Welfare of our members and friends

Carol Eitel sent word that Ed has good days and some not so ereford, TX. aving lived to age good. If you find yourself in Craig, stop by and visit him, as he suggests that she did something enoys the ompany and reliving old mes. right, besides having Ron.

On April 5 th , Master Sergeant Don Enloe and Trooper Rob Mad- Dale Currey , Anne Thomasson- den were seng up praal rash senarios in preparaon for Currey’s husband, was trying to re- the Level-I Aident Invesgaon lass at the aademy. hile move a dead tree on June 21 st , but using a forli to maneuver vehiles into posion, Sgt. nloe fell the tree proved to be tough. Dale and his legs were run over by the forli. e was treated at the inured his right arm from the wrist aademy and then taen to St. Anthony’s ospital in Laewood through the biep and underwent for treatment. is inuries are not life-threatening, but his reov- surgery to repair the many items ery is expeted to be lengthy and arduous. torn up. e is le with a torn nerve (that ould, yet, reover) and part of an artery is no good, but he an move his fingers and no Elmer Lane had been baling with various ompliaons arising bones were broen. e faes a lengthy reovery. from aner and diabetes and had been in a nursing home . Un- fortunately (or fortunately, depending on your view), lmer Gor don and Magdalene Baumgardner have had to deal with the passed away on June 10 th . e began his CSP servie in January, worst a ouple an imagine. Their daughter Becky , who has been 1 and was staoned in the righton area for his enre a- baling with an extended illness, passed away June 2 rd . Life for reer. e rered in January, 1. is wife, Doe , sll resides in ey has been diffiult, so her passing ends her suffering, but righton. not for her parents, or for her sisters Vickie , ay and Cindy .

Jim Carolus went in for vasular surgery in April and it was su- Randy Novotny suffered a heart aa and was hospitalied for essful. e was transferred to a rehab faility for a ouple of a ouple of days, but has been released and is reovering niely wees, but is doing well. at home.

On May th , Hazel Adams , Ron Adams’ mom, passed away in

Retirements

Polie Communiaon Tehniian Captain Marn etrik of the Durango Troop offie has an- Gary Solano of the Pueblo Com- nouned his rerement from the Colorado State Patrol effeve muniaons Center has an- July 1, 2012. nouned his rerement from the Colorado State Patrol, effeve Agent Jesse Leyba of the xeuve Seurity Unit has announed May 1, 2012. his rerement from the Colorado State Patrol effeve August 1,

2012. Polie Communiaons Tehniian Lester Davis of the Montrose Communiaons Center has announed his rerement from the Colorado State Patrol, effeve May 1, 2012. Page 8 Old Smokey Newsletter

CSP Museum and Learning Center

The museum effort is blessed with several benefators, but one, At the boom of the diagram is . th Avenue and the Indiana in parular, should be reognied. So Stevinson is a long-me Street exit is to the le of the diagram. The Stevinson property friend of Ri Salas, going ba to their early shool days. So, spans the area between the . th Avenue Frontage Road and . and the rest of the Stevinson family, thin enough of Ri and the th Avenue, and from ldridge Street on the east roughly to Indi- Colorado State Patrol that they have agreed to donate a bit over ana Street on the west. The museum will be loated on “Pad ”, an are of land to the CSP Museum and Learning Center. The at the orner of th and ldridge. That poron of the property land will be a shared venture with another of So’s loves, the allows us to add a basement for storage and gives us beer sight Denver Curling Center. lines from th Avenue. The two failies will share paring and at as “overow” paring for eah other, from me to me.

The final design of the building is being ironed out by the muse-

um ommiee and fund-raising will be begun in earnest shortly thereaer. y the me of the annual meeng, the design should be fairly well done and the ommiee an move into the next phase of the proess.

Awards and Recognition

Congratulaons to the following Troopers who have been nominated and aepted as our newest Master Troopers Mahew Allaher Troop uma Master Trooper Gary Allen Troop 5Alamosa Master Trooper James oaio Troop 2ASalida Master Trooper Mar uneta Immigraon nforement Master Trooper So Casey omeland Seurity Master Trooper Joe Chinn Troop 5CGunnison Master Trooper Todd Combs Troop uma Master Trooper So inshaw omeland Seurity Master Trooper Pete Lawrene Aademy Master Trooper Garre Reih Troop 5CMontrose Master Trooper Alan Rie MCSAP Master Trooper David Van ibber Troop 5CCorte Master Troop- er Ken allis ome- land Seurity

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Transfers

has transferred to the Gilpin County Post, effeve Trooper Kevin Crider of the vans Troop offie has May 11, 2012. transferred to the Fort Collins Troop offie, effeve Sergeant Jason Bachman of the Friso Troop offie April , 2012. has transferred to the vans Troop offie, effeve Trooper Gabriel Easton of the Idaho Springs Post has May , 2012. transferred to the Friso Troop offie, effeve April Trooper Colin Fowler of the Alamosa Troop offie has transferred to the xeuve Seurity Unit, effeve 1, 2012. May 1, 2012. Trooper Nathan Emery of the Friso Troop offie has Trooper Jimmie Helms of the Golden Troop offie has transferred to the Idaho Springs Post, effeve April 1, transferred to the Gilpin County Post, effeve May , 2012. 2012. Trooper Andrew Gasparovic of the Idaho Springs Post Trooper Kenneth Hinz of the Fruita Troop offie has has transferred to the Friso Troop offie, effeve transferred to the Golden Troop offie, effeve May April 1, 2012. , 2012. Trooper Jeremy Guddat of the Golden Troop offie Trooper James Smith of the Gilpin County Post has has transferred to MCSAP, effeve April 1, 2012. transferred to the roomfield Troop offie, effeve Trooper John Lent of the Castle Ro Troop offie has April , 2012. transferred to MCSAP, effeve April 1, 2012. Corporal Ryan Novotny of the Colorado Springs Troop offie has transferred to the oodland Par Post, Trooper John Ray of the Friso Troop offie has trans- effeve May 1, 2012. ferred to the Idaho Springs Post, effeve April 1, Trooper Sco Rendrey of the Kremmling Post has 2012. transferred to the vans Troop offie, effeve June 1, Trooper Jusn Richards of the Castle Ro Troop 2012. offie has transferred to the -0 Post, effeve April Trooper Ian Jones of the Fort Collins Troop offie has 1, 2012. transferred to the xeuve Seurity Unit, effeve Captain Tim Keeton of MCSAP has transferred TD to June 1, Internal Affairs, effeve May 1, 2012. 2012. Trooper rian MNulty of the vans Troop offie has transferred to MCSAP, effeve May 1, 2012. Trooper Elizabeth Simpson of the Golden Troop offie

Promotions

Sergeant David Aldridge , of the Stra- Trooper Aaron Limburg of the Castle tegi Analysis and usiness Researh Ro Troop offie has been promoted seon, has been promoted to Cap- to the ran of Corporal, assigned to tain and assigned to Strategi Analy- atins, effeve April 1, 2012. sis and usiness Researh effeve April 2, 2012. (For what it’s worth, I didn’t now what the Trooper Joy Grissom , of the Aademy, SAR seon is, so I inuired of Mar Morelli. e has been promoted to Sergeant Idaho advised it’s the same as the old Operaonal De- SpringsTroop , effeve July 1, velopment Seon, but with a fanier name.) 2012

Trooper Joseph Benavides of the Ala- Corporal Jason Jones , of the Fruita mosa Troop offie has been promoted Troop offie has been promoted to Ser- to the ran of Corporal with assign- geant and assigned to FrisoTroop , ment in the Lamar Troop offie, effe- effeve July 1, 2012. ve April 1, 2012.

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Additional airborne information

The story in the last issue about “Airborne-1” prompt- opter pared on the shoulder when he arrived. As it ed ob Montgomery to reall an inident involving a turned out, the tru driver had esaped being beer tru and the ell heliopter that the ighway trapped, but the anal was now full of beer. Suffie to Department purhased for CSP use in the early 10’s. say, there were many, many “ivi-minded assistants” It seems that, sine CSP had the servies of one Don who showed up willing to help lean up the environ- Mreen – who had been a P-51 pilot during the war – mental haard of all that freshly-malted beverage log- it was only fing that he be trained to y a heliopter. ging up a waterway. Some things haven’t hanged . That was parularly mely, as an unidenfied soul within the ighway Department, felt a heliopter would be ust the et (no pun intended) for CSP to use for exeuve transport and for oasional enfore- ment purposes. Chief Carrel was the exeuve trans- ported within, but aording to ob Montgomery, Gib wasn’t too een on ying around in the heliopter (probably had something to do with the idea that a heliopter is a mahine intent on shaing itself into piees at every opportunity). Ma and the Chief used to all down to road offiers when they spoed bad passes and other poor driving so that the ground offier ould tae appropriate en- forement aon. One aernoon, a beer tru rolled into the anal next to th Avenue and west of MIn- tyre Street. The CSP heliopter pilot had observed it and the thought was that the tru driver was trapped inside. ob Montgomery was surprised to find the heli- They done REALLY good!

Ken Shiet got a very nie (and omplimentary) note from Rollie Roth who noted, among other things, that he and lla elebrated their 5 th wedding anniversary on February rd . in order to reah 5 years with one person, a ton of paene and understanding has to be present (ase in point – Rollie said he hopes to aend the annual meeng, but lla omes first). Congratulaons to Rollie and lla, to be sure. Rollie was in the se- ond 155 lass that went through the Aademy and was staoned in Golden when he graduated. For what it’s worth, his note also admonished that the ’5 Ford was NOT to be sold under any irumstanes. I apologie, for I have no photo to go along with this short note. Volume 23, Number 3 Page 11

PERA Legislation and Updates

There have been lots of “doings” at PRA, hief among whih is summary were “auously opmis”. Reading that orporate the appointment of an interim diretor. Meredith illiams an- earnings will onnue to grow faster than the eonomy bodes nouned that he would be leaving PRA effe- well and evil at the same me. As a sharehold- ve on June 0, 2012. e will be moving on to er, it is always omforng to now that the the Naonal Counil on Teaher Rerement. ompany is in good finanial shape. As a on- Meredith has been with PRA sine Marh, sumer, it is disomforng to realie that these 2000 and oversaw a number of legislave orporate aons are pung a signifiant hanges – some good, some not. One of his maor ahievements damper on eonomi reovery. It appears nearly everyone has was providing level-headed advie to the legislature whih ul- learned to at with a bit more auon than has been the pra- mately led to passage of Senate ill 1, in 2010. Prior governmen- e in reent deades. To PRA’s redit, they onnue to out- tal aons had put PRA in a posion of weaness when the pae the general eonomi trends and reap posive yields. The eonomi risis of 200-0 ame along and S-1 has put the yield for 2011 should be suffiient to trigger a 2% Annual In- fund ba on tra. Meredith has ept us, the members, at the rease for rerees, as outlined in Senate ill 2010-1. forefront of proposed hanges that have ome along and we owe him our olleve “Thans”. The interim diretor is Gregory The April 5 th issue of The Denver Post had a lile dbit I found . Smith who will have some big shoes to fill. Mr. Smith has interesng. ou may reall that State Treasurer aler Staple- been a part of the PRA staff sine 2002, serving as the Chief ton filed suit against PRA seeing to gain aess to their re- Operang Offier and General Counsel. ords regarding the top 20% of rerees. Among the things he

wanted to now the amount of benefits reeived, what the In the last newsleer, I ranted a bit about the bills introdued rerement age for eah was, what their last five year’s salary during the legislave session that targeted PRA. At that me, was and what their ip ode is. Denver Distrit Judge dward most had been tabled, but several were sll hanging on. I’m ronfin said Mr. Stapleton was not entled to “unlimited, pleased to report that all have now been illed. 1150 would unfeered aess” to PRA reords. PRA had previously told have hanged the ighest Average Salary base from three years Stapleton they wouldn’t open those boos for him and the to seven, but it was dealt a illing blow by the Senate on April udge agreed the informaon won’t be provided. 12 th . 11, whih would hange the mae-up of the PRA oard of Diretors, was finally dealt a death blow, as well. The beer news is that the three ien iniaves menoned in the last issue are not doing so well. The two most dangerous (1 and ) have been pulled by their sponsors, but 2 is sll alive. Apparently, the pulled iniaves were very poorly wrien so the sponsors had lile hoie. If you don’t reall, the inia- ves were aempng to shi the PRA system from a defined benefit plan to a defined ontribuon plan and board onfigura- on and oversight. I’d be glad to help with their language, but they might not are so muh for how I would word it. Alas, we’ll no doubt see new versions of the iniaves again next year. The one surviving iniave targets PRA’s wor produt and tries to bring it under the “open reords laws”. Presently, all is being reviewed by aorneys and others to larify exatly what the sponsors are trying to aomplish. The sponsors will have to gather some ,000 signatures before the measure sees the ballot. opefully, by the next newsleer, I’ll have a beer grip on the measure.

Three of every five dollars in the PRA trust fund ome from earnings on investments made by PRA. Roughly two-thirds of the investments are managed “in-house” whih saves onsider- able amounts of fees and ommissions (about $25 million), while the remainder is overseen by external money managers. The April, 2012 “Reree Report”, published by PRA, ontained a brief overview of the outloo for various segments of the P- RA fund managed by those external money managers. The two words that either appeared or were inferred throughout the

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Answers to “When did these occur?” ... COLORADO STATE PATROL ALUMNI ASSOCIATION 1. The Patrol oard had been made up of three members unl 155, when it was ex- panded to five members. 2. hile at the State Fair was the only me that CSP had “real” polie powers it was rumored. e too over at the fair in 10. . It was 11 when the Corporal ran was done away with and the Lieutenant ran was added. Ken Shiflet: (970) 302-3699 Email: [email protected] or . That is ar 202 in the photo—a 1 Ford Mustang—whih was one of the first Dave Lohf: 303-422-5100 Mustangs CSP had. I’ve been out on that boat in the baground and that guy in E-mail: [email protected] the driver’s seat (one of our members, I might add) used to boast (and demon- strate) how easy it was to reline those seats while on graveyard and ath a few Z’s. 5. In 12, everyone at the ran of Lieutenant, or above (exept the Chief), was pro- moted one grade when the ran of Lieutenant Colonel was added to the ommand staff and the ran of Lieutenant was done away with. ACSPP 55 Wadsworth Boulevard And on the lighter side ... Lakewood, CO 80226 (303) 237-7439 Aer a very busy day, a ommuter seled down in her seat and losed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for udson.

As the train rolled out of the staon, the guy sing next to her pulled out his ell phone and started taling in a loud voie "i sweetheart it's ri, I'm on the train - yes, I now it's the six thirty and not the four thirty but I had a long meeng - no, honey, not with that ooie from the aounts offie, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, ross my heart . . . " et., et.

Fieen minutes later at St. Anne de ellevue he was sll taling loudly, when the young woman sing next to him, who was obviously an- gered by his onnuous diatribe, yelled at the top of her voie

“ey, ri, turn that stupid phone off and ome ba to bed!"

My guess would be that ri doesn't use his ell phone in publi any longer.

a in the days of the Roman mpire, the famous mperor Nero instuted a new game. The players would tae those lile diss you set your glass on in order to protet the furni- ture, and see who ould get the most distane rolling them aross the oor.

They were the first roller oasters.

a in those days, the diss were made of iron, and they would bet on whose dis would roll the farthest.

They alled them ferrous wheels.

… Dave Lohf— Manager of Missteps, Misspellings and Misprints ...