University of San Diego Digital USD Newspaper, The ooW lsack (1963-1987) Law Student Publications 9-1-1975 Woolsack 1975 volume 14 number 1 University of San Diego School of Law Student Bar Association Follow this and additional works at: http://digital.sandiego.edu/woolsack Part of the Law Commons Digital USD Citation University of San Diego School of Law Student Bar Association, "Woolsack 1975 volume 14 number 1" (1975). Newspaper, The Woolsack (1963-1987). 63. http://digital.sandiego.edu/woolsack/63 This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Law Student Publications at Digital USD. It has been accepted for inclusion in Newspaper, The ooW lsack (1963-1987) by an authorized administrator of Digital USD. For more information, please contact [email protected]. ·Annis Wins ABA-LSD Position prac ticihg C.P.A. for 'four years. He has ' Ri c h ard Annis , a third ·y cor clinics, monority rccudtmcnt programs, served as Li eute nant Governor o f the 9 th Univursi ty o f San Di qgo lnw student., has and wome1_1's projects. The fund has Circuit a t th e Law Student Division been elected Second Vice-President o f· the supplied mo ni es to the USD Law School which inc ludes law schools in California: Law Student Divi sio n of the American for operation of the Immigra tion Clinic Bar Assoch1tio n . The election took place Howai, Nevada, Utah and Ari zo na. Last and tbwards mino ritv recruitment. during the ABA annual conventioil, held year Rick was USD's Student Bar Ac:.c; ncintio n trc;i<• •rnr. this year August 9-12 in Montreal. The Law Student Division o f the 1 As Second Vlce-Prcsidcnt , Annus will American Bar Association draws its Annis is the tirst nati o nal officer to have sole responsibility for administration 23,000 voting members from students al be elected from Califo rnia in five years. of the Law Sllldent Servi ces Fund, whicl1 the 165 .l\BA accredited law schools, He is a 1969 graduate of American has a $32,000 budget this year. The fund which includes. the University o f San University i'n Washington, D.C., and was a supports law schoo l projects such as legal Di ego. the Woolsaek Vol. 14 No. 1 University of San. Diego School of GANG BANQUET Woo Isa ck Awards Banquest by Tomas Key _ person in .San Diego who can lecture on Estates in Land without looking at his watch. This feat, for those of you who EDITORS NOTE: Mr. Key's article think this writer is digressing, is similar to concerns a recent ba nquet at which the descri bing the operati,on of Wootsack was presented the National amusem ent·park machinery to people Wo olsad < Journalism Award. Also, hi s who cannot see. But I digress .. article has something to do w ith the way The Appetizer was hardly consumed that the law school now operates and t he before the first Course was brought out. w ay that it should be o perated .... Mr. This was fortunate, as the rather surly Key has decided not to come back to law eat·itorial staff had begun looking school this year and is instead pursuing a hungrily around the Room for other tasty c areer as an avocado ra ncher . t idbits. In fact. Terry Tico was heard to h ave remarked that the Woolsack looked like a Jury. Why?Because they are all so I cou ld n't believe I sl ept t hrough the wel l- hungry_ And w hat was the first whole thing. It was all there, the Woolsack staff gang harangues an orangutang Course?You guessed it, it was a Tort! surprises. the tragic com ic speeches, the But this was no o rdinary cherry Pl, this cheap food blitzed in be tw een exam was a truc·blue raw-boned began chanting "More! More! We want crackers, and at the end. the Who le Class all, they had clone al l the work preparing g umm y- r um m y hot·w ired FRAUD! More ! "Bigger and Better!" Yes, it was an Standing. Yes. the Woulsack Banquet for this Re- Past. They h ad every right to run Simply divine! It was all we could to inspiring sight. I ~as reminded of that Itself Cdme off this summer wi th a terri fic do'" around like everyone else. A nd so it w as do it Justice. precious ~oment in Professor Simmon's burp of relief. that after the Roast Kontract (one rn ore And if that didn't sa tisfy anyone, the class w hen I reali zed tha t a Cert was two time, OKmOASl KONTRACTll ' I they Split Second Course was a Crimina l Maw. Writs in One. brought out an Inte rcourse. The en tire F irst. 11 began 111 ith a modest A huge red sucking thing was steaming in A t the height of this precedent Ministration cam e ou t and esco rted it Ostentdtion We a k Appetizer that its mouth. Local theatre·goers would have hughes and cry, the Ministrntors unloaded personal ly · around the whole Court reminded everyone o f the years spent in shrie ked with envy. It's no wonder The the Third Course, w h ich we had all been Room , giving a little to everyone. law school eating kola nuts. It w as a great Poor resort to Street Grime. It's all they waiting for: Roast Kontract! ROAST Everyone had to take it out of po liteness. pleasure to see th at Professor Kerig, can mutter witho ut a Course in Criminal KONTRACT!! The whole Court Room but you could Pass or Not Pass. It was a con tr ary to rumors, had not bee n Maw I went wild with Agony: "We Love It!" Paper Chaser, a sort of "qui ckie", li ke reincarnated as Hearsay . Keriy m ade The second half of the Split was of "We LOVE It!" To all law stude nts. a som ething you might catch in a Law po I y ·inference- packed appearance, in course a pot pourri of Procedure Sauce. universal fav orite: The Kontract. And libra ry o n a Friday nigl1t . It tickled the fact, to p resent hi s famous description o f (Procedure Sauce rhymes with "manure here it was, c ri spy toasty and as c lean ns a throat, but not the mind. As if someo ne an oral contrac t w ithout using word s. In boss"). But even this didn't satiate the mortician's lease. Ernie Adler, rose to the h ad performed legal research on its apprecia tio n. he received a class standing staff members in the Room. After all, flam e, and put tears of delight in hollow little body, and w<i s now going to ovation fr om h is students without using once people get THIS FAR in life, they everyone's eye with a toast : "This" , he present himse lf, o rall y. ha nd ~. We had learned this technique are COMM ITTED. And so everyone in said, raising his personali zed contract Jn a way, in a pitying way, this was J from Professor Winters, who is the only the Room, and those sta nding in the Hall , lens, " Is the Real Thing. It's not a touc hing scene. After a ll, it isn't easy to hm1ana." If the Split Second Course had cook up a good practical Banquet wrunu the gamut of emotions fro m us, without any Guests o f Ho nor. And then the Roast Ko ntract soaked them up Woolsi.lc k Wo nde rs me so diffic ult to like a huge sponye, like a huge convoluted µlease. even by Minis trnt ors who h ave Women's Coalition Formed sphere fill ed with thoughts o f political spent yeMS determining the Cfl reens of cover·ups and smoke-filled smokehouses. y oung men and Wl'tllen. We .:ire all little ' A Wumi.:n Law Stud<: nts Coalitio n By now, with the Wools\1ck Legions cogs in the CO IJ!W' 111s o r fow; Iii ti c fec t in ht1'.. Ileen formed by wo rni.:n fr om thre'.! leaning back in their chnirs with baby the pedcr.:1stics .i t paupers ancl gods. Or. S;m D1 r:yo Law Schools. The nart icipa ting smiles of contentment c utting throuuh as my bar ber used to say, DE GUSTIBUS qroup;. iHC USD 's Wome n in Law the l11 e sto nes o l t11 cir laces, the Ministrators NON DISPUTANDUM. Ldv1 Ac;sociatton for Women frorr: Cal stHrted cominu o ut info the open . After Cont. to page 7 1 N•:s1•:rn und the Women's Legal Caucus 111 W1:\ ler n State Uni ve rsity . Thi.: Coa h1 1on h ones to onen thl: l111 w. <;I Cf>rnm unication t1mcmy wu rn1:n of th1: 1t!S unws to tilt! 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