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Fort Collins, Colorado Volume 118 | No. 157 Wednesday, May 5, 2010 COLLEGIAN www.collegian.com THE STUDENT VOICE OF COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY SINCE 1891 BG aoints new memer resident ALL ACOUSTIC o SUGloal By MADElinE nVEy she will likely experience, she The rock Mountain colleian is eager to understand the CSU System. In its meeting Tuesday Though the system is more morning, the CSU System complex than the one encom- Board of Governors welcomed passing community colleges two new people to the system: in terms of research, graduate its newest voting board mem- programs and revenue sources, ber and the president of CSU- Horell said there’s a common Global, the university’s online thread. campus. “Students are the center of The board approved Gov. every mission,” she said. Bill Ritter’s appointment of Horell served as the presi- Dorothy Horrell, the president dent of Red Rocks Community of the philanthropic Bonfils- College in Lakewood and is a Stanton Foundation. member of Ritter’s P-20 Edu- Having served as president cation Coordinating Council, of the Community Colleges of Board of Directors of Exempla Colorado, a system of 13 two- Healthcare, First National Bank year public colleges that serve of Colorado, Colorado Associa- more than a quarter of a mil- tion of Funders and Arrupe lion students each year, Horrell said despite the learning curve see APPintMEnt on Page oard to ote on oen records olic By MADElinE nVEy delete e-mails that address mat- The rock Mountain colleian ters of “incidental business” like personal communications Mike Nosler, the top legal between board members. counsel for the CSU System Any person can file an open Board of Governors, said in a records request with the board, meeting Tuesday that the board a public entity, and the board is should adopt a new open re- required to comply within a cer- cords policy that would allow tain amount of time, generally them to delete electronic mes- three days, depending on the sages that are older than one breadth of the request. month. BOG chair Patrick McCo- The move, suggested about nathy asked for clarification a month after the Collegian on what Nosler was asking the requested a large amount of e- board to do and if what he rec- mail material from the board, ommended was best practice. is expected to alleviate the legal “I just want to make sure counsel’s time woes in finding that we’re not doing something and vetting content for open we shouldn’t do,” McConathy records requests, which can be said. filed by anyone. Nosler assured members BOG spokesperson Michele that this policy is legal under McKinney said in a phone inter- state open records and meeting view that the move has nothing rules that dictate what informa- to do with the Collegian or any tion state agencies are required other media entity’s request for to archive. The new policy is SAMAntHA BAER | coeIAn records. It’s a part of the pro- modeled after those in place at , from the band , plays a solo acoustic set Tuesday night at the Aggie The- cess of evaluating system prac- CSU-Pueblo and CU-Boulder, atre. Sly, along with Cobra Skulls and Teenage ottlerocket, opened for perennial punk rockers N F . tices now that a chancellor is in he said. place. Nosler said members should see Pliy on Page

“We’re very proud of Temple, not only professionally but of her Cinco de Mayo drink specials impact in increasing awareness with individuals with autism ... ” By SARA MiHAEl The rock Mountain colleian rig Bero | dean of the collee of Aricultural sciences In Mexico, Cinco de Mayo symbolizes the defeat of the French by the Mexi- cans at the Battle of Pueblo CSU prof named to TIME’s top in 1862. In the U.S., the holiday has molded itself into a general celebration 100 most in uential people of Mexican culture. And at By RAHEl HilDS mal behavior for more than many colleges and univer- The rock Mountain colleian 30years and has found enor- ABUt tHE AWARD sities, Cinco de Mayo is just mous success with a stress- yet another reason to pay CSU professor of animal free manner of transporting homage to Jose Cuervo. What CS professor sciences and best-selling cattle to slaughterhouses. receives o. 2 spot in To contribute, many author Temple Grandin Companies like Burger King, the 2010 100 bars around Fort Collins are ilE PHt | coeIAn beat out more than 6.8 bil- McDonalds and Swift have Who rofessor and having specials today. The dance group ueta lcoatl performs in the tradition of lion people in the world to used her research to develop best selling author the At ecs on the plaa in celebration of Cinco de ayo make TIME magazine’s top safe facilities to transport emple randin onselos new on Tuesday. embers of the CSU community celebrated 100 most influential people their own cattle. When onday ay 10 Meian Restarant on campus with games for children, a mariachi band, of 2010. “We’re very proud of 99 cent margaritas pinatas and food. Grandin landed the No. Temple, not only profession- with purchase of dinner 32 spot after collecting over ally but of her impact in in- Grandin with autism in 1950 $1 beer with purchase Rio Grande Meian Wasington Sorts 15,000 public votes over creasing awareness with in- when she was only 3 years of dinner Bar and Grill three weeks. This year’s issue dividuals with autism and as old and recommended plac- Restarant allowed people to vote on a role model and individual ing her in a mental institu- 18 and over $3 Corona, Jose Cuer- who they believed inspired who has accomplished so tion –– a common practice at ooersmits Mountain bike give- vo, and Dos Equis Amber people all over the world. much when other individu- the time. Instead, her family $2 beer after 10 p.m. away “I was really pleased als didn’t give her much of a chose to integrate her into $3 Corona and $2 te- that I got that many votes. chance,” said Craig Bearouty, private schools and encour- tonys Restarant quila specials all night Drnen Money That made me really happy,” the dean of the College of aged her to go to college. Open at 5 p.m.- Free and longe Staff writer Sara Michael Grandin said. Agricultural Sciences. tequila while supplies last $2 Tequila shots can be reached at news@col- Grandin has studied ani- Doctors diagnosed see GRAnDin on Page $5 shot + beer $2 Margaritas legian.com. 2 Wednesday, May 5, 2010 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian

WEATHER CALENDAR CAMPUS EYE Today Today End-of-Semester Book isolated t-storms Buy-Back 7:45 a.m. 64 | 44 CSU Bookstore, outside Clark C and drive-thru at west side of Moby Arena Thursday Textbook buyback is a CSU isolated t-storms Bookstore-sponsored event that takes place at the end of the term in an effort to recycle 60 | 33 titles that will be used in the future.

Friday Blood Donations mostly sunny 10 a.m. University Avenue by the Lory Student Center and Morgan 56 | 38 Library Poudre Valley Hospital will be accepting blood donations today, May 5. All students, faculty and staff are welcome to donate.

Peace Corps General Information Session 5 p.m. Laurel Hall The fi nal Peace Corps general 4 p.m. information meeting of the Nate 2009-2010 academic year will MICHAEL KALUSH | COLLEGIAN take place today. Ellie McMahon, a freshman human development and family studies major, walks by the newly blossomed trees 7 p.m. outside of the Lory Student Center on Tuesday. The Training Show CSU Alumni Night Out 5 p.m. 9 p.m. Mulligan’s Pub Thursday will be sold to benefi t the a screening of videos created Purchase and decorate a plant Thrash and Burn Network and mingle with ‘Cheap Stuff/Free Stuff Fair’ CSUWA Scholarship Fund. by students in JTC-345 and for mom, grandma, or that fellow alumni and friends at 9 a.m. electronic fi eld production and special someone. Celebrate Mulligan’s Pub, and engage Lory Student Center Plaza Resonant RAMblings Spring reporting, featuring the school. Mother’s Day and help support in a thought-provoking The CSU student organization Showcase Pets Forever – a community discussion with Greg Fair Advocates for Cultural 7 p.m. Senior Dance Showcase program created to help low Dickinson, CSU associate Truths is hosting a festival with Lory Student Center Theater 8 p.m. income elderly and disabled professor of communication music, games, workshops and Resonant RAMblings a cap- University Dance Theatre, pet owners keep their pets. studies and award-winning organizations that can bring pella will be having their spring University Center for the Arts writer. Dickinson studies you the stuff you need in life concert.The doors will open Senior dance majors show- Softball vs. New Mexico the intersections of rhetoric, for “anywhere from cheap to at 6:30 p.m. and tickets will case their choreography, 1 p.m. place, memory, everyday free.” Bring what you don’t be available at the door. It is performance and production Ram Field Tune in to channel 11 at life, consumer culture and need and take what you do. $2 for any student, CSU staff talents in the senior capstone It’s Youth Baseball and Softball 9 p.m. for CTV News, CTV suburbia. He will speak on The fair will provide access to or faculty and $5 for non- event. With over thirty CSU Day. The fi rst 100 kids to Sports and the Colorado suburban spaces and images organizations, information and students. dancers, musicians, designers redeem their vouchers at the Music Lounge. of the good life. resources that can be used to and technicians contribut- game will recieve a free t-shirt create and obtain the things Friday ing, this innovative program courtesy of Russell Athletic. ‘El Hijo de la Novia’ (The Son you need. SOGES Open House promises an exciting look at Admission is free. of the Bride) 2 p.m. our up-and-coming perform- 7 p.m. Spring Fashion and Art Johnson Hall, Rm 108 ing artists. Tickets are $10 for YPO Zing! Theatre Eddy Hall, Rm 212 Show The School of Global Envi- CSU students, $10 for youth 8 p.m. The Department of Foreign 1 p.m. ronmental Sustainability at (ages 2 – 17), and $14 for 2nd Floor Acting Lab, Univer- Languages presents “El Hijo Evangelical Covenant Church, CSU invites you to join your adults. sity Center for the Arts de la Novia” (2001). The fi lm 4825 S. Lemay Ave. colleagues as we celebrate a The Young Producers’ Organi- is in Spanish with English In the Spring Fashion and Art year’s worth of research and Saturday zation presents CSU Theater subtitles, is 125 minutes in Show, members of the CSU projects put together by our Mother’s Day Plant Sale senior Dan Minzer directing length and was produced in Women’s Association will resident fellows and research 8 a.m. Pillowman, by Irish playwright Argentina. showcase their fashion and art working groups. It will include: Collinwood Assisted Living, Martin McDonagh. Admission creations, a portion of which short teach-in presentations, 5055 South Lemay Ave. to this event is free.

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“I just want to make GRAnDin Professor to speak about autism sure that we’re not doing at conferences across the country something we shouldn’t do.” ruary starring Claire Danes, ontined rom Page which highlighted her ri on | oard of oernors chair struggles and successes. “I think that like other “They did a wonderful individuals who have sur- job with the HBO special,” mounted difficult personal said Grandin. Pliy challenges, Temple gives She is currently set to Board to hope that one can rise speak at autism and Asperg- above difficulties, even ers syndrome conferences those that were handed to around the country. At the discuss, vote today you at birth, as in the case conferences, Grandin as- ontined rom Page ney who represents the Col- of autism and Aspergers,” sures parents of children legian and the Fort Collins said Harvard psychology with autism that their chil- professor Marc Hauser in A second proposed Coloradoan. State agencies dren’s disability will not be- an e-mail to the Collegian. policy change said that and municipalities can set come their identity. Hauser wrote about Gran- the CSU System would re- their own standards for re- “They see that if I can do din for TIME magazine’s quire that all open records cords retention as long as it it, they can do it too,” Gran- SAM nBlEtt | coeIAn May issue. requests be submitted to complies with open records din said. HBO created a full- General Counsel’s office by law. Staff writer Rachel CSU professor Temple randin stands outside of the length feature film about movie presentation about her life at the ory Student mail or fax to ensure that The system has an ob- Childs can be reached at Grandin’s life this past Feb- [email protected]. enter heater he ouentars rst shoin as on the agency responds with- ligation to preserve any in- Saturday, Feb. on . in three days, as required formation that would be rel- by open records law. Gen- evant to a request from the eral Counsel would also public, Beall said. require a $20-per hour ser- No decision was made vice charge plus the cost of regarding the policy. The printing to provide docu- board moved to discuss and ments requested under vote on the matter in today’s CORA, he said. meeting. It’s not unusual for the News Managing Edi- CSU System to adopt these tor Madeline Novey can be Corona kinds of rules, said Chris reached at news@collegian. $12.99 Beall, a Denver-based attor- com. 12 pk btls ar t Beer e n t ertain m en t mus i c oo or de on l ifestyl e Aggie Discount Liquor 429 Canyon Ave. 482-1968 oeginom In Collegian Entertain me nt each Thursday

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I recommend a favorite during class. Naturally, having not at- 20% 22% tDAyS UEStin TV program, video game or trashy tended class since the last test, you romance novel. If this does not work, may be a bit out of luck here. The Who do you think try to purge your mind with a night of best solution then is to get tests from TI agai ne s most heavy drinking or five minutes of Jer- previous years and see what kind influential person of the sey Shore. of questions were asked on those. year should be It is important to get started Knowing then that teachers never *41 people voted in this poll Log on to http://collegian.com studying as soon as possible so you repeat themselves from year to year, to give us your two cents. don’t feel rushed, and so procrastina- immediately discard any knowledge This is an unscientific poll conducted at http://collegian.com and reflects the By JHnAtHAn AStnER tion is very important to avoid. First, related to those previous tests. opinions of the Internet users who have chosen to participate. though, we should discuss alternative During the test itself, remem- To the average college student, lit- studying techniques. ber to focus, remain calm and make tle is more imposing than the dreaded Students have always attempted certain you read only the important our ie glimpse of final exams, casting a ter- to find quick, effortless ways to ab- bits. Teachers write long questions. rible pall o’er the land, draining the sorb information without the hassle If you read each and every ques- life and vitality from a weekend spent of actually cracking a book open or tion on the test, you’d be there for Hel save or orests in innocent celebration. By which I staying awake. Sleep studying, the no- at least a full boring hour. The faster mean we have to curb our drinking. tion that playing recordings of knowl- you skim, the faster you’ll be out We’re sick of these friggin’ pine beetles screwing up our Nevertheless, it’s important to edge to yourself while you sleep, is the that door and on that way to a sum- forest. These little creatures are feeding on our beautiful Col- have a good notion of how to keep ideal solution to this. Of course, it’s a mer of freedom. orado trees, rendering them useless both aesthetically and grades high. I can assure you that if largely discredited pseudoscience, Finally, a few words about the commercially. your teacher grades on a curve and but some studies have proven that it importance of focusing. Studying, These beetles cause a significant number of trees to top- you follow these tips, you’ll notice is effective. ultimately, is a matter of hard work ple, experts estimate 100,000 will fall each day for the next de- immediately that grades are going up (Author’s note -- trying it once and and solid attention, and finals won’t cade in national forests. all around you. If they are not grading it sort of working counts as a study, go away simply because you pro- According to an Associated Press story, national forests in on a curve, then I can only hope that according to studies.) crastinated on studying. With that Wyoming and Colorado will be forced to close if these beetle- your example will inspire others. Taking breaks while studying is in mind, it is time I discussed how killed trees aren’t removed, and quickly. The first tip, of course, is to not- also quite important. Sure, you could to properly avoid procrastination Trees are falling on roads and trails and are a safety con- procrastinate. We will discuss this get up, walk around, get some fresh while studying. cern, Regional Forester Rick Cables told the U.S. House Agri- later. air and keep your muscles moving, or The only way to avoid procras- culture Committee. The sheer amount of information you could switch over to Facebook for tination is to make something a pri- The Forest Service spent $40 million last year to clear 3.6 necessary to temporarily absorb for some quick social stimulation. Face- ority and get it done. Sadly, I am out million acres of trees affected by the pine beetles. later regurgitation on the exam can be book has this way of taking what you of space to further explore this, but But Cables told the AP that in order to clear trees along the staggering. A valid comparison would intended to be a five-minute break hopefully you will remember to make forest’s 3,000 miles roads and other infrastructure, the project be competitive eating. A competitive and making it feel like 20. And, of studying the priority it deserves to be, would cost about $100,000 million. eater wants to make sure their stom- course, it was actually 60. and drink a bunch, watch TV and we “We really appreciate the $40 million,” he said to the AP. ach can stretch to fit the dozen-or-so Such breaks can of course lead to can talk about procrastination next “But the scale of this problem is very large.” hotdogs that are necessary to out eat procrastination from your true goal: semester. One Colorado company is calling on the federal govern- the other mutants. studying. We’ll take a pause from that ment for another $57 million in funding to help logging ef- Likewise, you must practice for discussion for a moment to discuss Johnathan Kastner is a senior forts. And we’re jumping on board. the exam by “stretching” your infor- some preparatory work you can do computer science major. His column These national forests serve our communities both in the mation stomach. Take something before studying at all. appears Wednesdays in the Collegian. form of recreation –– like fishing, hiking and other outdoor that is information-rich, absorb it Teachers like to give clues as to Letters and feedback can be sent to let- activities –– and our economy in the form of tourism and log- and discuss it with others immediate- what they think is important on tests [email protected]. ging. Not to mention they are a beautiful stamp on our great state. And aid to help clear these forests would not only spark a few thousand job opportunities for logging companies, but it would also help keep these parks open so that all may experi- ence their beauty and use.

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Partisan attacks in ltrate Goldman Sachs hearing As for fraud, I realized my par- alized debt obligations. His support testimony, post-inquiry polls and of wealth by following public or tiality and conflict of interest –– of systemic risk prevention and the interviews showed that the ma- analytic opinions. Monetary suc- this wouldn’t be easy to parse my Obama administration shouldn’t jority of the U.S. is still convinced cess comes from intelligent invest- opinion. have been deliberated. that Goldman Sachs committed a ments and strategies. Blankfein’s position as the head Humoring Coburn’s attack, crime. Perhaps it’s my own parti- After watching the subcommit- of the most powerful financial in- Blankfein said banks and inves- san belief and bent toward the fi- tee in its entirety, I felt pity towards stitution carries tremendous clout. tors would have greater confidence nancial markets; Goldman isn’t at the bankers because they’re the Not only that, he supports Presi- and more money would flow into fault, it’s the system. scapegoat for underlying prob- dent Barack Obama’s push for fi- the market. Finalizing the one-two In fact, each time the concept lems in this market. Transparency By SAMUEl lUStGARtEn nancial regulatory reform. punch, Blankfein stifled Coburn’s of selling pre-packaged deals of is necessary, but the disclosure of I was quickly sidetracked when advances by cleverly saying: Gold- sick assets come to mind, I think of a company’s holdings seems back- After employees spent hours Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn began man Sachs has “only been a bank people who bought financials be- wards. channeling ambiguous lawyer to ask partisan questions to the for short time.” fore the crash. America is still sitting on the speak, nothing was accomplished CEO. Coburn greedily stole 20 to Partisan politics had once You have the right to buy sidelines, waiting for the call of a at the Senate Subcommittee on In- 25 minutes of face time –– pushing again weaseled into a grave alle- stocks, sell them short, hold them safe, secure market. Investing in vestigations last week. Blankfein to retreat and redact his gation: fraud. The loaded, leading or sell your remaining shares; what companies and messages is a fun- It wasn’t until Lloyd Blankfein, past support. Blankfein was un- questions made a mockery of the you decide is your prerogative, as is damental part of America’s capi- CEO of Goldman Sachs, defended wavering. seriousness of the proceedings. the consequential risk. talistic success. Unfortunately, the his company that the main event The exchange and subsequent Besides the disgusting rant, In every transaction, there’s a average investor shouldn’t invest started. conversation felt out of place, like talking in acronyms and abbrevia- buyer, seller and market maker. in this market, at least not until it’s I pondered his fate. As a long- the two were debating at a ritzy tions was commonplace. It became The market maker is the com- been revolutionized. time investor in Goldman Sachs, club over whiskey. The Senator readily apparent how the general pany involved in the trade; they We’ll all win if financial reform I believed that they could do no comically addressed Blankfein by American populace becomes ut- make a transaction fee on the deal. occurs. We’ll all profit, even bank- wrong. But even Blankfein, with saying, “I just want to pick your terly confused by the case. When market makers decide to bet ers. Change the system and a rush his Harvard Law degree, seemed brain.” CDO, CDS and derivatives, all against a stock, derivative or credit of money will be injected into this vulnerable. CNBC interjected that we were intertwined together to eliminate default swap (packaged worthless- fledgling market. He wasn’t personally in charge hearing from Lloyd Blankfein’s tes- the masses, most aren’t able to ness), it’s their right. of the Goldman employees that timony, which was in response to comprehend the complexities. We Disclosure isn’t expected be- Samuel Lustgarten is a junior have been accused of fraudulent fraud allegations. understand that stocks go up and cause traders trade, markets are psychology major. His column ap- behavior, but he’s the face of this Blankfein had been called to down, but derivatives are much made and nobody on either side pears weekly in the Collegian. Let- behemoth financial firm –– the re- represent his firm and explain the more complicated. tends to care about each other. ters and feedback can be sent to let- sponsibility is on his shoulders. controversy over dubious collater- Despite the length of time and You can’t gain large amounts [email protected].

ollegian inion Page Poliy The coluns on this ae reect the iewoints of the indiidual author and not necessaril that of The rock Mountain colleian etter subissions are oen to all and are rinted on a rst-receied basis subissions should be liited to words and need to or its editorial board Please send an resonses to letterscolleianco include the authors nae and contact inforation Anonous letters will not be rinted e-ail letters to letterscolleianco The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Wednesday, May 5, 2010 entertainment column: top 5 Irans resident deant Best oos ive read in my of new un sanctions te Assoiated Press are slowly moving forward. There’s definitely some UNITED NATIONS — space to bridge over. But I ig sool Englis lasses Major powers on the U.N. wouldn’t over-exaggerate Security Council were the differences,” Ryabkov Gatsby” is the only book I’ve can History X” to illustrate Also, most people’s con- unrelenting Tuesday in said. finished, before the due date, the racial issues between the ception of Frankenstein’s their drive for new sanc- Ahmadinejad planned all the way through. protagonist and his father. monster is wrong. In fact, tions against Iran’s nu- a press conference at a New This book’s definitely my This book takes a serious the monster was not named clear program as Iranian York hotel Tuesday after- favorite of all time, maybe look on the socio-economic Frankenstein, and was su- President Mahmoud Ah- noon, again seeking to grab tied with Chuck Palahniuk’s conditions in early twenti- perior in intelligence and madinejad undermined the spotlight and press his “Choke.” But that’s just be- eth century Chicago slums physical attributes. their efforts at a U.N. nu- case against new U.N. eco- cause I’m a pervert. that housed mostly African- He also didn’t sing show clear conference. nomic sanctions sought by Russian Deputy Foreign the U.S. and its allies. By JHnny HARt “The Great Gatsby” Americans. tunes –– see Mel Brooks’ truly embodies the longing “Native Son” illustrates “Young Frankenstein.” Minister Sergei A. Ryabkov Arab countries, mean- said he is “reasonably opti- while, sought to turn at- So I’m something of an to carve out a piece of that the hardship and near im- Love, American dream. And I’m possible class ascension the Entertainment Editor mistic” that an agreement tention to Israel on Tues- anomaly among journalists, can be reached on a fourth day as delegates from 189 especially my fellow Collegi- not the only famous author black community experi- Johnny Hart has slowly drift- to appreciate the book –– enced in their struggle for ed off to sleep. Please wait round of sanctions over countries debated how to anites, in the fact that I don’t Tehran’s uranium enrich- stem the spread of nuclear like to read very often. yes, I’m famous. equality. several hours, then e-mail Hunter S. Thompson If you’re looking for a him at [email protected]. ment program. weapons. It’s a bad habit, I know. But “I do believe the talks seriously, every time I try to sit used to type the words of light-hearted read, however, down and read, I fall asleep. “The Great Gatsby” over and don’t pick this up. It is in- It’s not that I don’t like over again to get the feel of tense. books. And yes, the best way great writing. to become a better writer Now, I’m not that cra- inerit te Wind is to read the works of the zy, but I have this strange It’s hard to talk about greats that came before. underlying aspiration to each of these books without I guess I am just natu- be shot out of a cannon. just saying, “This book is re- rally incredibly gifted. Puffy Weird. ally good,” but in all actuality chest. Smug grin. it is. The only time I read is lord o te lies “Inherit the Wind” fol- when I am assigned it. 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They list has been up and running to systems specialist for the can see who is on the waitlist for almost two months now, registrar’s office Sue Coulson and can check to see if stu- in Denver federal courtroom and both school administra- that period demonstrated dents need the class versus By AtHERinE tSAi tors and professors said the a definite need for the new someone else who needs The Associated Press system is running smoothly. system. more it and is later on the Students still register “It’s also more equitable list. DENVER — A federal via RAMweb, but if the class for students that need class- “I think it is as fair as they judge on Tuesday agreed section they want is full, es to graduate,” Coulson, can make it, since students to let imprisoned former they have the added option said. “This way, they aren’t who get to register early need Qwest CEO Joe Nacchio of putting their name on the in a battle to see if they can it the most, such as juniors waive his right to attend waitlist by way of a drop box register.” and seniors,” sophomore his re-sentencing hearings on the registration page. Stu- Before the waitlist, stu- international relations and in June, but not before dents will then be notified dents would log on to RAM- anthropology double-major Nacchio said he has met via e-mail or text message web and continually refresh Jenny Kim said. better people in prison when the next space is avail- the page in the hopes of a Professors can also e- than some of the people able and they have 24 hours free spot opening up. The mail students on the waitlist, he once worked with. to sign up for the class be- waitlist eliminates that. informing them of things Nacchio, sporting fore they are removed from “Instead of the luck of going on with the class if a shaved head, goatee, the list. the draw, students can ‘get in the semester has begun and glasses and a khaki-col- RAiG WAlER | The ne or TIMes “I don’t have to worry line’ to register for a course,” there are still hopeful stu- ored prison jumpsuit, about maintaining a list systems specialist for the dents waiting on a spot. was transferred from a west C Joe Nacchio addresses the media during a press now,” said journalism pro- registrar’s office Sue Coulson “It’s been difficult in the confrence at the epsi Center prior to the company s rally federal prison camp in celebrating the completion of its merger with U.S. West. fessor Kim Spencer. “(In the said. past,” director of the Center Minersville, Pa., for the past,) I had to remember Students can also sign for Advising and Student hearing in Denver. million in fines and forfeitures, year-old mother who has things like who had priority up for multiple classes dur- Achievement Gaye Digre- He and his attorney for insider trading. An appeals been in and out of the hos- over whom. This way they ing the same time slot even gorio said. “As an adviser, had insisted in court docu- court ruled the sentence was pital but still visits him as are just automatically in the though this causes an obvi- having a waitlist is a more ments that Nacchio want- too harsh. often as she can. He said he computer.” ous time conflict. This al- positive message than just ed to skip the hearings June However, Krieger wanted provides her emotional sup- The waitlist was first lows students to create a full telling students to ‘keep try- 22-24, when U.S. District to see Nacchio in person to port. used for registration for schedule while still being on ing.’” Judge Marcia Krieger will make sure his decision was His two brothers also the summer 2010 semester a waitlist for a class or time Staff writer Joe E. 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“You can almost jump across this river. In other places, you don’t need to even jump — you can just cross it. It’s ankle deep.” Forest warns of closures Gidon Bromberg | Israeli director of friends of the earth Middle east due to beetle-killed areas By MEAD GRUVER Environmentalists warn The Associated Press CHEYENNE, Wyo. — A top U.S. Forest Service official Jordan River is drying says he might have to close off national forests in Wyoming By DAniEl EStRin and Colorado unless more The Associated Press work is done quickly to cut down beetle-killed trees near QASR AL-YAHUD, West roads, trails and campsites. Bank — Christian pilgrims Regional Forester Rick Ca- who flock to the Jordan Riv- bles told congressmen Tues- er to immerse themselves in day he expects 100,000 trees the water where Jesus was a day to fall in the forests of baptized may have nothing Colorado and southern Wyo- left to dunk in next year. ming over the next decade. A team of Israeli, Jor- Trees are falling on roads danian and Palestinian and trails and are a safety environmental scientists concern, Cables told the U.S. says large stretches of the House Agriculture Com- biblical river could dry up mittee, which discussed the by 2011. And much of what beetle epidemic during a remains is nothing but a field hearing in Cheyenne. canal of sewage, they said “We’ve had several near- in a report released Mon- AMEERA BUtt | AusTIn AMerIcAn-sTATesMAn misses already,” he said. day. A view of the Jordan River in June 2009. Jordan and Israel A representative of a Col- “You can almost jump have agreed to stop dumping waste in the river and treat orado forest products com- across this river. In other its plants. pany said it’s ready to help. places, you don’t need to But Gov. Dave Freuden- even jump — you can just expected to be up and run- tismal site stands on their thal was skeptical about the cross it. It’s ankle deep,” ning in both countries in soil, and the sites face each need to close forests — a said Gidon Bromberg, Is- 2011. other on either side of the touchy proposition in a state raeli director of Friends of But if no wastewater Jordan. where people love to hunt, the Earth Middle East, the enters the lower Jordan — The Bible describes the hike, camp and fish and fre- organization that com- the river’s largest section — river, which flows south quently second-guess the missioned the report. “You then no water will flow in it from the Sea of Galilee into motives of federal land man- at all, the report notes. the Dead Sea, marking the struggle to see the water.” agers. DAniEl PEtty | The Denver PosT Sadly, it is one of the ef- According to Christian border shared by Israel, “I think that is a bit of an forts to save the river that tradition, John baptized Jordan and the West Bank, overreaction,” Freudenthal Cal Wettstein, District Ranger for the White River National has helped doom it, the re- Jesus in the Jordan River. as “overflowing.” In 1847, said in a news conference Forest, chips away bark from a fallen tree a few hundred port said. Israel and Jordan Typical of the region’s con- a U.S. Naval officer visiting later. feet from the Wildernest subdivision in Silverthorne to show flicting land claims, both the area reported on the holes where bark-beetles bored out of trees. The U.S. Forest have agreed to stop dump- Committee member Rep. Service contracted with a logger to remove dead trees that Jordan and Israel maintain “deafening roar of the tu- ing waste into the river and Cynthia Lummis, R-Wyo., might be in danger of falling on homes. instead treat it in plants the New Testament bap- multuous waters.” hosted the field hearing, one of several planned as the is needed. The forests have Resources, LLC. committee looks ahead to the more than 3,000 miles of But the beetle epidemic 2012 farm bill. Beetles were a roads and a typical contract has coincided with low lum- topic because the U.S. Forest to clear trees along roads ber prices and unwillingness Service is within the U.S. De- runs $40,000 a mile, he said. by banks to lend for logging U.S. takes early lumps in partment of Agriculture. That multiplies out to projects, Fishering told the Beetles have been killing more than $100 million committee. pine forests across the West needed, Cables said. “That’s where we’re over the past decade. Late “We really appreciate the stuck,” she said. case against Mich. militia last year, the Forest Service $40 million,” he said. “But Intermountain owns an By ED WHitE lems with this case.” under very strict condi- allocated $40 million to clear the scale of this problem is operating sawmill in Mon- The Associated Press During two days of tions, including electronic some of the 3.6 million acres very large.” trose in western Colorado hearings last week before tethers and curfews. 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Apply online by going to www.ascsu.colostate.edu. 8 Wednesday, May 5, 2010 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian “Based on what we know so far, it is clear that this was a terrorist plot Stocks tumble as aimed at murdering Americans in one of the busiest places in our country.” new doubts about Eric Holder | Attorney General Greek aid emerge Pakistan native admits to involvement By TIM PARADIS the weekend, but its bal- The Associated Press looning size of $144 billion has investors worried that in attempted Times Square bomb plot NEW YORK — Stocks Europe would have an even plunged around the world tougher time assembling an By Tom Hays and LARRY light on what might have Tuesday as fears spread that aid package if a larger coun- NEUMEISTER motivated Shahzad — who Europe’s attempt to contain try such as Spain or Portu- The Associated Press since moving from Pakistan Greece’s debt crisis would gal were to get in trouble. to Connecticut had acquired fail. The Euro fell to its low- Traders are concerned that NEW YORK — Seized a master’s degree in business est point against the dollar problems in Greece and from a plane about to fly to administration and a house in a year. other countries could spill the Middle East, a Pakistan- in the suburbs that subse- The Dow Jones indus- over to the rest of Europe born man admitted training quently was lost to foreclo- trial average lost 225 points, and in turn, the U.S. to make bombs at a terror- sure. He reportedly came its biggest drop in three The market’s plunge ism camp in his native land from a background of privi- months. The slide erased a wasn’t a surprise to some an- before he rigged an SUV lege and wealth — the son of 143-point gain from Mon- alysts who have warned for with a homemade device a retired air vice marshal. day. The Dow and broader weeks that stocks were due to explode in Times Square, A real estate broker who indexes each fell more for a retreat. After Monday’s authorities said Tuesday. worked with Shahzad in 2004 than 2 percent. Meanwhile, rally, the Standard & Poor’s Faisal Shahzad, a natu- said the bombing suspect Treasury prices rose on in- 500 index was up almost 14 ralized U.S. citizen who re- had expressed a dislike for creased demand for safe in- percent from its 2010 low of cently spent five months in former President George W. vestments. 1,056.74, reached Feb. 8. In- Pakistan, was arrested on Bush and his policy in Iraq. Stocks have seesawed vestors have spent the past terrorism and weapons of Attorney General Eric michael schmidt | The new york times in the past week as Euro- three months largely shrug- mass destruction charges for Holder said Shahzad has trying to blow up the crude been providing valuable in- A copy of Faisal Shahzad’s student visa found in the gar- pean countries’ efforts to ging off the problems in Eu- bage outside his former home in Shelton, Conn., Tuesday. agree on a bailout package rope and focusing instead gasoline-and-propane bomb formation to investigators amid tourists and theatergo- Shahzad was charged Tuesday with terrorism and attempt- for Greece proceeded in fits on the continuing signs of as they sought to determine ing to use a weapon of mass destruction in the botched and starts. An agreement improvement in the U.S. ers Saturday evening. the scope of the plot. A court Times Square bombing. finally came together over economy. He was in custody after hearing for him was canceled being hauled off a Dubai- Tuesday in part because of breaking developments in recognized his name on the bound plane at Kennedy his continuing cooperation. the investigation, according manifest and ordered the Airport that he had been “Based on what we know to a law enforcement offi- flight stopped so they could able to board Monday so far, it is clear that this cial, speaking on condition arrest him. The flight had night despite being placed was a terrorist plot aimed of anonymity to discuss an not left the gate at that point, on the federal “no-fly” list. at murdering Americans in ongoing investigation. the official said. Authorities had planned to one of the busiest places in Counterterrorism of- Homeland Security Sec- arrest Shahzad, who had our country,” Holder said. ficials send electronic no- retary Janet Napolitano cred- been under constant watch Holder and other U.S. tifications to airlines when ited Customs officials with from mid-afternoon, at his officials did not elaborate watch lists are updated, recognizing Shahzad’s name Connecticut home, but lost on whether they believed but it is up to the airlines to on the manifest and stop- track of him, two people fa- any international terror- check the web forum where ping the flight. But she had miliar with the probe told ist group was involved, or the notifications are sent. If little explanation for how he The Associated Press. The whether Shahzad, after his Emirates airlines had done was able to board the plane people spoke on condition training, was acting on his this, the airline would have with a last-minute ticket. of anonymity because they own. been able to flag Shahzad According to the crimi- weren’t authorized to talk The FBI read Shahzad when he purchased his tick- nal complaint filed in fed- publicly about the breach his constitutional rights et that night. Because they eral court in Manhattan, Tina fineberg | The new york times in surveillance. after he provided informa- didn’t, law enforcement of- Shahzad confessed to buy- A trader on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange on Because Customs and tion, and he continued to ficials were not aware of his ing the SUV, rigging it with a Tuesday. Markets fell sharply due to renewed concerns Border Protection agents cooperate, FBI Deputy Di- travel plans until they re- homemade bomb and driv- about the sovereign debt problems in Europe. were on the lookout for rector John Pistole said. ceived the flight manifest 30 ing it into Times Square. The Shahzad, they recognized Shahzad, 30, had been minutes before takeoff, the complaint says he admitted his name on a passenger identified as the man who official said. to receiving bomb-making manifest and ordered the recently purchased the SUV Customs and Border Pro- training in Waziristan, Paki- flight stopped so they could in cash and was added to tection officials, who were stan, a region where the Wildfire west of Denver arrest him. the no-fly list early Mon- on the lookout for Shahzad Pakistani Taliban operates now 50 percent contained Authorities shed little day afternoon as a result of since the early afternoon, with near-impunity. The Associated Press Authorities believe that electrical wires downed by CONIFER, Colo. — A strong winds started the fire wind-whipped wildfire in in rural Jefferson County, but the foothills west of Denver were still investigating. The quickly grew and threat- strong winds quickly spread ened hundreds of homes the flames. Tuesday but was about 50 A few trees burned, but percent contained by early the fire was burning mostly evening. in grass and bushes. investi- The Jefferson County gating. sheriff’s office lifted an evac- About 50 firefighters uation order issued earlier in from Elk Creek and other the day for 340 homes in Co- departments were battling nifer after the fire scorched the fire. Kelley said the crews 10 to 12 acres. Sheriff’s would stay on the fire lines spokeswoman Jacki Kelley through the night. said residents were allowed A second fire that burned to return home, but the pow- two acres near Evergreen er in the area would remain and forced the evacuation of out through the night. three homes has been con- No property damage or tained. The cause of the fire injuries were reported. is unknown.

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Experiencing higher education honduras beins inestiatin cou with the suort of us By REDDy UEVAS and our mistakes and build to- Honduran academics. One MARtHA MEnDA gether the future of this of the academics, National The Associated Press country,” Lobo said. Autonomous University di- He has won the sup- rector Julieta Castellanos, TEGUCIGALPA, Hon- port of his Central Ameri- was beaten by police dur- duras — A Truth Com- can neighbors, even leftist ing an anti-coup protest at mission with strong inter- Nicaraguan President Dan- the campus last year and national support started iel Ortega, who had been was an outspoken critic of investigating the Honduran a strong Zelaya ally. The abuses under the interim coup Tuesday, helping the World Bank and other mul- government. country regain the recog- tilateral organizations have Stein said the panel nition it lost when soldiers resumed lending. hopes to deliver a final ousted President Manuel President Obama com- report by January 2011. Zelaya last year. mended Lobo in a tele- He said some confidential Zelaya backers call the phone call last week for information will be sealed commission a farce that pressing forward with the for a decade until “the cements Central America’s Truth Commission, and wounds of Hondurans are first successful coup in U.S. Ambassador Hugo healed.” nearly two decades, and Llorens said it “should be a Skeptics wondered how vow not to provide informa- tool for national reconcilia- thorough the investigation tion to its investigators. But tion, not to lay blame.” could be without the col- the U.S. supports it and the After a nearly yearlong laboration of Zelaya or most chief of the Organization of suspension from the OAS, of his supporters. Tensions American States attended Insulza said Tuesday that have deepened in Hondu- the inauguration. Honduras could be accept- ras, with several journalists “We will seek the truth ed back “at any moment, and activists gunned down in a disciplined, relentless when the member coun- on the streets, both sup- way,” said commission co- tries decide it.” porters and opponents of ordinator Eduardo Stein, Costa Rican President Zelaya. former vice president of Oscar Arias, however, said A conglomeration of Guatemala, at a ceremony Monday that he and other union and peasant groups launching the initiative. leaders were still trying to that opposed the coup, the Soldiers ousted Zelaya persuade holdouts includ- National Front for Popular on June 28 at gunpoint af- ing Brazil, which insists Resistance, said the com- Honduras must do more to mission merely “serves SAMAntHA BAER | coeIAn ter he ignored court orders to stop trying to modify promote national reconcili- as an excuse for the coup Students from Adams City iddle School attempt to untie themselves from a hu- the constitution. The Unit- ation. leaders to avoid justice.” It man knot on the West awn Tuesday afternoon during a break from their campus ed States and most other In addition to Stein, said it would create its own tour. The Adams City students were visiting campus as part of the Reach ut pro- countries suspended dip- the commission includes commission “to clarify the gram, sponsored by the Access Center and the Division of nrollment and Access, lomatic ties with the im- a former Peruvian justice crimes committed against to allo for rst eneration stuents to ain eposure an enouraeent fro a minister, a Canadian dip- the people both before and college campus. poverished Central Ameri- can country. lomat and two prominent after the coup.” But the universal repudiation started wavering after Novem- ber’s presidential elec- Sol tions, which had been $11.29 iras Siites nite to try scheduled before the Cerveza 12 pk btls coup. Porfirio Lobo, a conservative rancher, took office in January, Dos Equis to orm new government replacing an interim Cerveza $6.39 government. Amber or Lager 6 pk btls By ASSiM ABDUlAHRA ter. who lost their positions of This commission “ex- The Associated Press The coalition deal be- privilege with the fall of their emplifies our resolve to Aggie Discount Liquor tween Prime Minister Nouri patron Saddam Hussein in heal wounds, learn from BAGHDAD — al-Maliki’s State of Law co- the 2003 U.S.-led invasion. 429 Canyon Ave. 482-1968 Iraq’s two largest Shiite alition and the conservative Such an outcome threat- electoral blocs announced Shiite Iraqi National Alliance ens to stir further violence Tuesday they have formed leaves them just four parlia- at an especially fragile mo- an alliance that gives them mentary seats shy of a ruling ment in Iraq as American a strong chance of setting up majority. troops prepare to withdraw. the next government, though The union could cement It could also ensure that they have yet to work out the Shiite domination of Iraq’s neighboring Shiite power contentious question of who government and further Iran maintains influence in would become prime minis- alienate minority Sunnis Iraqi affairs.

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Wednesday, May 5, 2010 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian looing a memoirs rom te ollegian sorts des Three years later I I can’t remember my would. prediction for this game, “Taking over a program that was on Since that time, I’ve but I can tell you it was been fortunate enough lopsided and not in CSU’s the edge of destruction in 2007, Miles to cover men’s basketball, favor. I was never so glad to football and volleyball, with be wrong. has rebuilt the Rams into a team on many other sports in be- I was down on the side- tween. line when CSU students the edge of ‘really goodness.’” rushed the field at Folsom. performance from receiver Coach Miles is in the By StEPHEn MEyERS By ADAM BHlMEyER Best games ive wit Going against the mob to Dion Morton and an action- middle of transforming CSU nessed make my way to the Buffs’ packed 60 minutes of foot- basketball and although it’s I vividly remember A Sept. 6, 2009: CSU 23- locker room, I saw two stu- Four years, six teams, 10 ball (and don’t forget the fa- a slow process, he is doing walking across the basket- CU-Boulder 17 (football). dents run up to head coach different sports and more mous Gartrell Johnson-Joey it the right way. Taking over ball court at Moby late one Before every football Steve Fairchild and give memories than I can de- Porter chest bump). a program that was on the night my freshman year. game this fall, fellow beat him a hug. scribe in a single column. edge of destruction in 2007, I told my friend, “Some- Best Player reporter Adam Bohlmeyer That was the only time I That is what my time at the Miles has rebuilt the Rams day I’ll be sitting right here A Ricky Brewer, linebacker and I would predict the saw Fairchild smile. Collegian covering CSU into a team on the edge of courtside covering basket- Ricky Brewer is simply score of the game. Sept. 13, 2008: CSU sports has amounted to. As “really goodness.” By bring- ball for the newspaper.” the heart and soul of the CSU 3-Florida 0 (volleyball). I am days away from gradu- Rams football team. He’s the ing in good-character guys Around 4,000 excited, ating and entering the real and truly making them stu- world, it is my honor to type of player that makes a team better just by being on dent-athletes, Miles is piec- see MEMiRS on Page share just a few of the high- the sidelines. Don’t believe ing together a model of suc- lights from my time cover- cess for years to come. ing your CSU Rams. Now for me? Look at the Rams record the past two seasons. In 2008, As I say goodbye to all your reading pleasure is my my loyal readers, I want to CSU All-Adam team Brewer had his best season . yet as a linebacker and the leave you with a few simple Best game ive witnessed Rams went 7-6 with a New predictions. CASH FOR A BYU v. CSU Nov. 1, 2008 Mexico Bowl victory. Even as CSU women’s volleyball (football): a sophomore, Brewer led the will make it to the NCAA TEXTBOOKS Sadly, the best game I Rams’ defense. Tournament for the next saw while covering the Rams In 2009, Brewer was sus- two seasons and then head coach Tom Hilbert will leave RAM GEAR, ended with CSU 45-42 last pended for a year and the minute loss to the BYU Cou- Rams for the season. Even for a top-flight job. GET IT HERE! gars. It was a game that had with a team head coach CSU men’s basketball a little bit of everything in it, Steve Fairchild admitted was will make it into the NCAA Stop In including timely intercep- more talented than the pre- Tournament in 2012 and tions, late game heroics from vious season, CSU went 3-9. lose in the first round. Today! both teams and 952 of total No Brewer, no winning sea- CSU Rams football will go 7-6 this season with Pete LEAN UT offense. Yes, 952. son. I don’t know what you C O If you don’t remember did to get suspended Ricky, Thomas at quarterback. Y OUR R OOM ! this game, please go back in I don’t care. All I ask is that In 2011 they will go 8-5. 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