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i^^^f;"- FOGHORN THE UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO SEPTEMBER 23, 1999 http://toghorn.ustca.cdu VOLUME 96, ISSUE 3 Alums Try to Revive SAE Daycare Blues Haley A. Bogosian Joelle Clark mother of an infant, who asked FOGHORN STAFF WRITER FOGHORN STAFF WRITER to remain anonymous. "I want Since last March's big "Patty Before some faculty and stu­ to be able to go to school know­ Murphy" event, an annual party dents head for class each morn­ ing that my baby is happy and hosted by the SAE fraternity, ing, they drop off their children in good hands. Childcare is ex­ some students are wondering, at various daycare centers around pensive in the city. Right now, "What happened to SAE?" the Bay Area, since USF does not my husband and I iuggle our Since the party, Sigma Alpha offer daycare services on its cam­ schedules around each other so Epsilon, a social fraternity at the pus. that'we can both finish school. University of San Francisco, has Currently, He goes to been on three years suspension no proposals class, while I from USF. for on-site watch the The Foghorn has learned that daycare are on baby, then we complaints such as loud noise, the table. Over switch. littering,and other disturbances the past 10 There's no date back twenty years. SAE will years, various time for be allowed to apply as a frater­ proposals have homework. nity again and be recognized by been made for We need a USF if they pass this probation. an on-site daycare center SAE got its current house, daycare center here." which is located on Fulton Street, at USF. Rebecca in 1980. The last King-O'Rian, Will the fraternity officially be proposal was professor of opened again? Alums are deter­ submitted sociology, said, "USF hasn't mined to save it. about four EMILY RIST/FOCHQRN "Since I have been in this po­ CORINNE MONTGOMERY/FOGHORN years ago. It Media Studies Chair Bernadette taken it [the Alums are making efforts to improve the exterior ofthe SAE house sition for the past two years, suggested that Barker-Plummer takes her son to need for SAE's conduct has resulted in a USF convert daycare at UCSF since USF does daycare| seri­ series of complaints. One event Approximately 7 USF stu­ [Gilmore and other alumni] the Underhill not provide any child care services. ously enough," freeze framed would not be suf­ dents live in the house and are have taken control of the house building, which and that an on- ficient enough to revoke their li­ trying to resurrect the fraternity. and membership, and are taking currently site daycare cense," said the current Greek ad­ "When the University does steps to raise the standards houses the ROTC and Upward center would help USF in its mis­ viser, Jack McLane. "After re­ not recognize the fraternity as a within the house. We have made Bound programs, to a daycare sion to "build community." viewing these complaints, USF club, we lose support from the in­ progress in bettering the appear­ center. In the past year, attempts to discovered that SAE had been in surance company. Thus, myself ance of both the interior and ex­ This location would provide improve the situation have been violation of both the University's and other alumni decided to step terior of the home. As a resident space for approximately 120 chil­ made, USF faculty and students policy of conduct and state and in, so that we can save our chap­ ofthe home, I can guarantee that dren; however, this proposal was can use the University of Califor­ city laws." ter from ending," said USF and there will be no more parties, rejected because it did not fit nia at San Francisco Childcare McLane would not explain the SAE alumnus of the class of 1997, drinking or smoking on the pre­ USF's campus space appropriation Referral Board. This service gives specifics of what lead to the sus­ Glenn Gilmore, who currently mises." plan. out names and basic information pension last March. resides in the house. "We Alums: Page 3 "It's really frustrating," said a Wanted: Page 4 Chapel Extreme Pizza Doesn't Deliver Allegra Temporale new options for pizza. "As a vegetarian, my food options the delivery service available. Includes FOGHORN STAFF WRITER "In World are limited," said "Having Extreme deliver was Students returning to the USF Fare, we are now Angel Ajmani, a good. They were open after the were upset to find that once again able to provide a junior. "Narrow­ cafe had closed, which suited my All Faiths Marriott has limited their food new and im­ "Extreme [Pizza] ing the choices schedule many times," Reyes said. chokes to World Fare and other proved pizza," makes it even Norimoto did acknowledge Mark Kennedy suited my schedule on-campus locations. said Norimoto. more difficult to that removing Extreme Pizza FOGHORN STAFF Flexi cash users can no longer Students many times." live on campus." from the Flexi cash program A Muslim imam led a tradi­ order delivery from Extreme used the Ex­ —Vangie Reyes Vangie Reyes, brought certain disadvantages for tional prayer, a Buddhist from a Pizza, an option introduced last treme Pizza op­ SOPHOMORE a sophomore, USF students. "At this point, local temple prayed aloud, and a spring. tion last year, said that al­ World Fare does not have a de­ Jewish rabbi sang in Hebrew. Janice Norimoto, the general and some are though the pizza livery service," said Norimoto. Where did these people meet? manager of Marriott Dining Ser­ sorry to see it at Extreme Pizza However, not everyone loved The new Interfaith Chapel lo­ vices, said that Marriott found end. was not the best, it was nice to have Off Campus: Page 3 cated on Lone Mountain. In a ceremony called "Many Flames, One Fire," representa­ tives from eight different faiths, 48 faculty members and no stu­ Mac Lab Exclusive dents other than presenters, gathered to dedicate the chapel Andrea Bonfante munications students were us­ FOGHORN STAFF WRITER last Tuesday. ing. The new chapel has no reli­ The Harney Science Center Michat Robertson, a com­ gious symbols in it but does in­ media lab was munications corporate circles, a symbol popu­ updated with professor who lar in many religions. It is located 10 new G-3 "[The new comput­ teaches jour­ in room 217 of Lone Mountain Macintosh nalism classes and is open to people from all re­ computers this ers] looked cute in the new lab, ligions and traditions. semester, but it but...they didn't boot said he is en- The Rev. Thomas Lucas, S.J., is open exclu­ up." thusiastic the creator of the chapel and sively to jour­ about the new —Dina Darwish computers. Chair of the Fine and Perform­ nalism and JUNIOR, COMMUNICATIONS MA|OR "The im- ing Arts department, worked broadcasting over a year trying to bring the students. provements room from a meeting space back The new and the quality ,1 GHOBAPl/FOGHORN ten blueberry-i olored to what it was 38 years ago—a computers replaced the outdated, of the lab make things a lot easier The new media lab in Hamey sports over students. Religions : Page 4 older computers that some com- Macintosh: Page 4 Macintosh G3s, but is not open to all USF San Francisco Foghorn NEWS September 23, 1999

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NEWS BRIEFS SFSU's Paper Folds Off Campus Delivery The number of undergraduate newspapers continues to dwindle with the closing of San Francisco State University's Golden Gater news­ Options Sliced Thin paper this past week. The Gater, which was published bi-weekly, will combine with SFSU's campus magazine, The Golden Gate Xpress. The From Front Page taurant to use, said sophomore vices were much faster." tabloid will be published on the Internet, joining a number of other Extreme Pizza. Other students com­ Heidi Sharts. At this point, Marriott has no publications that have gone online in recent years. "This is the kind of plained about Besides low plans to develop a program with a experience our students need to become more competitive in the jour­ the quality ofthe quality, some different restaurant; however, they nalism field," said acting department Chairmen Austin Long-Scott. service and food "The idea was a good students have are working with Extreme Pizza on About 80 students a semester will work on the Golden Gate Xpress received from encountered possibly restarting the program and the on-line version. —The San Francisco Examiner Extreme Pizza. one, and it was difficulties due again. "I think one helpful, but I think to the slow deliv­ According to )eff Carr, Director of the major they needed to ery service. of UC Operations and Services, a problems was "Sometimes it decision has not been reached in re­ that the pizzas choose a better felt like we gards to Extreme Pizza yet. Re-Orienting Asian got worse restaurant to use." waited a long "There has not been a decision throughout the —Heidi Sharts time for the food made about Extreme Pizza or any year. The idea we ordered," SOPHOMORE pizza place continuing a relationship America was a good one, said sophomore to deliver pizza — that is still in ne­ Claudia Plaza. This year's Davies Forum will explore how Asian Americans par­ and it was help­ gotiations," Carr said. "As of Friday, "They got very ticipate in re-shaping contemporary American social and cultural ful, but I think it was close to being settled, but had other delivery ser­ values. This course will make connections between various fieldso f they needed to choose a better res- busy at night, and not been settled." inquiry: history, sociology, psychology, literature and film. It is de­ signed to go beyond the nature of a survey coarse and delve deeply into topics of politics, health, economics, sexuality, poetry, feminism, nationalism and globalization in relation to Asian Americans. Louise M. Davies, a San Francisco philanthropist and former USF Trustee, established the Davies Forum in 1982 through a university gift. Each semester, a group of Davies Scholars are offered the opportunity to study and discuss the critical issues related to searching for values in America. Bikers Raise Money for HIV Services 100 motorcyclists will ride from San Francisco to Napa Valley for the Third Annual Ride for Life on Sunday, October 24. The Ride for Life raises money and awareness about HIV and AIDS and is orga­ nized by Shanti, a non-profit agency that is dedicated to helping people with terminal illnesses. "In just three years, we've brought together a special group of people," said Development Manager, Ron Perri. "They all have two things in common — their love for motorcycle riding and their desire to show continued support for people living with HIV disease and AI DS." Participants in the ride will meet at the Kilo­ watt Club in San Francisco at 9:00 a.m. on Sunday. Each biker is asked to pay $25.00 for a lunch and a commemorative Ride for Life pin.

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Teaching Television Wish You Were Here In the first address of his There are many unique re­ Alums Try to Revive SAE administration, Loyola search opportunities available Marymount University presi­ at Loyola Marymount's Werner From Front Page Yet, parties are not the only Gilmore. dent Robert B. Lawton, S.J., an­ von Boltenstern Postcard Col­ There are some improvements part of fraternity life. As last According to Gilmore, SAE nounced plans to improve the lection. One of the largest col­ that have been made to the out­ year's Vice President of SAE plans on rushing this fall. SAE's school's Communication Arts lections of postcards in the na­ side of the house, Gilmore Shaun Dejesus said, "Being part goal is to gain at least 30 to 50 department. During the annual tion sits in archive at Loyola pointed out. "One alum­ of SAE has had many benefits, new members over the next two Presidential Convocation Ad­ Marymount University. Often nus has made the effort of plant­ such as developing close friend­ years. The fraternity still has 30 dress, President Rev. Lawton times this collection remains ing flowers in the yard, and the ships, gaining leadership skills, months ahead of them, with the applauded LMU's Communi­ unused by much ofthe student grass is gradually growing back. learning how to work with possibility that they might not be cation Arts department and fo­ body and general public. We want to allowed to op- cused on the potential that he Recent exposure on chan­ make the erate officially at USF again. felt the department had, espe­ nels such as PBS has renewed house as ap­ "As a resident of the home, I can guarantee that cially in the mediums of film interest in this unique bit ofhis­ pealing to live However, as and television. tory. Many people use LMU's in as possible, there will be no more parties, drinking or smok­ Dejesus put it, "This city creates the im­ postcard collection to research considering it ing on the premises." "I think that it ages that shape the world. It's topics from the history of letter is the most af­ —Glenn Gilmore can be said fordable place that despite the Florence of our times. So, writing to the changing face of USF AND SAE ALUMNUS our programs in film and tele­ Yellowstone National Park. for a USF stu­ these obstacles, vision must form one area of "There are different ways a dent to live," one idea re­ professional distinction. No postcard can be used to reflect Gilmore said. mains certain: other Catholic university in the popular culture," said Assistant As for the activities of SAE's people, and deal with ambiguous if you keep a positive attitude, world has our potential," com­ University Librarian Dr. Errol social scene, they are not over. situations. I have matured a lot there is nothing that you cannot mented President Rev. Lawton. Stevens, adding that much of Gilmore said that.residents are over the year, and I have had the accomplish." The Communication Arts what can be found in the col­ planning to sponsor several so­ opportunity to establish role cial and community service models." department at LMU has grown lection reflects the changing at­ Foghorn staff meetings by leaps and bounds. Enroll­ events. Events include "date par­ Other services the alumni of titudes of society. take place every Monday ment has grown by 11 % in the The postcard collection was ties," where fraternity brothers SAE are offering to members in­ last four years, making it LMU's a gift of Werner von Boltenstern and their dates will go out for a clude internships and job op­ at 5 p.m. in our office. All largest program. The (1904-1978). Boltenstern was night on the town, or to other portunities after graduation. are welcome to attend. President's announcement to an active collector of postcards private engagements. "We have also sent many brothers to leadership camps and focus on the Communication and assisted in the growth of his However, no more open par­ Ring x6122 for more Arts department was welcome hobby internationally by ties will be allowed at the house, various conventions, in hopes of promoting good management information. news to many within the pro­ founding the International thus making all SAE events "in­ and leadership skills," said gram, which has outgrown its Postcard Collectors Associa­ vite only." current facilities. tion. Send press releases and calendar listings to: Leah Hitchings —Los Angeles Loyolan News Department NEWS Em ro* —Los Angeles Loyolan Contact us at... San Francisco Foghorn Loyola Marymount Loyola Marymount 415.422.6122 (MAIN) Attention: News Department University University 415.422.2751 (FAX) 2130 Fulton Street NEWS(5)K><;H<>IU (E-MAII) San I'rancisco, CA 94117-1080 San Francisco Foghorn NEWS September 23, 1999 Wanted: Daycare Religions Get Recognition From Front Page From Front Page Aid Office in order to cover the about daycare providers in the expenses of daycare. chapel. area, although it does not recom­ "Students should be the ones "This is a haven, a place for mend certain daycare programs to get the discount," said people of all traditions to come over others. Shannah Wilkes, a senior nursing together," said Lucas. USF has also established a part- major. The Rev. John P. Schlegel, nership with the Marin Day "Faculty work full-time, so President of USF, said that new Schools, Laurel Heights campus. they have more that they can put chapel is the epitome ofthe unity Fifteen slots for University of San towards daycare," Wilkes added. of different religions and cul­ Francisco faculty, staff, and stu­ On the subject of daycare tures. dents are reserved on a first-come, scholarships, Wilkes said, "I think "In the last fifteen years, our first-served ba­ it would be a Western eyes have opened and sis. The dis- good idea, but welcomed the wonderful tradi­ counted rate for I don't know tions from the East," said full-time care, "It's impossible for how feasible it Schlegel. "What we represent here today is four hundred years 7:30 a.m. to someone to work at is. Having 6:00 p.m., for daycare on of conversation, with the conver­ an infant or USF, afford decent campus, so sation continuing today." toddler is $995 housing, and have that it would During the ceremony, repre­ provide easy sentatives from the eight various a month. two kids, without JESSICA DRYDEN-COOK/FOGHORN Daycare is access would faiths shared with the group his Fr. Mark Ciccone mingles with attendees at the new Interfaith Chapel "out of the outside help." be better." or her rituals and forms of dedication. price range for —Paul Zeitz Referring to prayer. USF professor Ahmed most young MATHEMATICS PROFESSOR the recent Bangura, Professor of Modern tions. At one point, Sasari called "It was a beautiful, beautiful people," said changes ad­ and Classical Languages, led an the group "lotuses." Schlegel re­ ceremony," said The Rev. Joseph Alexis dressing the Islamic prayer, and then one of sponded,"! have never been called Angilella, S.J. "This is the heart VanRhum, a junior sociology problem of daycare, Martha his students read from the Koran. a lotus, but 1 like that." and soul of what USF is all about." major. "The city is so expensive, Peugh-Wade, Manager of Com­ Rev. La Verne Senyo Sasari of Many attendees said they were The Interfaith Chapel wtM be the school is expensive, plus pensation, Benefits, and Risks, the Buddhist Church of San Fran­ pleased with the variety of pre­ open at all times, for people of there's no daycare." said that, "it's the best thing we cisco led the group with a prayer senters and the beauty of the cer­ all religions. "This chapel is an A proposal was recently can have right now; is it the best and explained Buddhist tradi- emony itself. island of serenity," said Lucas. passed that enables faculty to re­ solution for the future, probably ceive a childcare stipend to de­ not." fray the cost of daycare. This "Right now we are not serv­ applies to any daycare arrange­ ing our students' daycare needs," ment that the faculty member said Bernadette Barker-Plummer, chooses. Chair of the Department of Me­ "It's impossible for someone dia Studies. to work at USF, afford decent Barker-Plummer is directly housing, and have two kids, with­ affected by the USF's lack of out outside help," said Paul Zeitz, daycare because she has a tod­ Professor of Mathematics. dler son. She currently takes her The average rent for a family son to the University of Califor­ runs about $2,000 per month and nia, San Francisco's daycare fa­ daycare is about $1,000 per child cility. each month. "Students have night classes Zeitz's son attends the Marin and daycare is totally expensive. Day School, and said he is satis­ It would serve them better to fied with the arrangement, and have an on-site daycare," she that he has "no reason to believe said. that they |USF] could effectively Barker-Plummer has spent manage daycare." He suggests the past four years on the that an on-site daycare should be President's Advisory Council on run by professionals. the Status of Women, one of the Besides offering daycare aid to committees at USF that has cre­ faculty, the University provides ated proposals for daycare in the students with the option to apply past and will continue to do so for a loan through the Financial until a resolution is reached. Macintosh JM mm^m i ::<:>:'i&-- ••.•;;,: •' iV '• I .^j^ V..: 3 Media Lab Opens Graduate & From Front Page chased in hopes of updating the Professional School for the journalism students," said lab. Robertson. "Now, the new computers are Information Fair However, some students faced more efficient and able to run the difficulties with the new blue­ necessary programs," Robertson Tuesday, October 5,1999 berry-colored Macintosh com­ said. puters. The lab is currently open for 11 am-2pm in Harney Plaza "The first media use (Rain Plan: McLaren Complex) time I tried to only, but there use the new "Even as a major you is no official computer it schedule as of didn't work," don't have access to yet. said junior the labs. I'd love to This com­ For a list of participating communica­ make some small ing spring, the tions major lab will be schools, check our website: Dina Darwish. films, but I can't. open specifi­ www.usfca.edu/usf/career "They Here [at USF] it's cally for cer­ looked cute like you have to be in tain classes and everything from Monday but when we a specific class." through tried to use —Brooks Oswald Thursday. them they SENIOR COMMUNICATIONS MAIOR Even now, didn't boot up. though, those What Does it Take to Get into I ended up us­ students ma­ Graduate School? Ask the Experts! ing one of the old er ones, joring in Communications are Darwish added. having difficulty gaining access Thursday, October 7, 1999 Last spring, some of to the equipment they need. 6 pm Faculty Lounge Robertson's students had prob­ Brooks Oswald, a senior ma­ FREE food and beverages! lems with the older computers joring in Communications, said, freezing up, and some students "Even as a major you don't have Space is limited. Call 422-6216 to RSVP. even had to use the Foghorn's access to the labs. I'd love to make computers to complete their as­ some small films, but I can't. Co-sponsored by the Priscilla A. Scotlan Career Services Center signments. Here [at USF] it's like you have & the Office of Graduate Admissions The new computers were pur- to be in a specific class." San Francisco Foghorn NEWS September 23, 1999

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We found ourselves not in the say yes to plaid and no to flannel? (Did you start pre-law, but switched company of men that night, but an­ Does your upper gear hang loosely when it became too hard?) Do you droids of style programmed to re­ over a pair of khaki Gap cargo smell of Hilfiger Athletics cologne? spond according to the whims of shorts? Must you take the sneakers Are you the most heterosexual be­ Gun Madness MTV's'The Grind." At an apartment without socks showing approach? ing anyone has ever met? On September 15"', what's In all four of these cases, complex in a Sunbelt college town. Do you let a piece of gaudy gold jew­ Did this quiz cut a little close to become an all too familiar story there were warning signs from Several kegs to quench the masses. elry, like a watch or a chain, hang home? Don't shirk your nature, unfolded at a Baptist Church the attackers. The Columbine And that night the college boy proto­ loosely from your tan limbs? Have college boy, there is some of you youth concert in Ft. Worth, killers wrote letters, created a type emerged from the haze in a mo­ you invested in the requisite eyewear in all of us. Your style has become Texas. A gunman burst into the film, and even had a web site de­ ment of clarity and significance, and do your wraparound sunglasses the dominant one on campuses church and opened fire uttering scribing their murderous inten­ though perhaps not sobriety. hang on the back of your neck when across the nation. This trend is ac­ anti-Baptist remarks, killing tions. The gunman who opened Concerned about the nature of not in action? Is your nice smile the ceptable if we heed advice similar eight and injuring ten others. fire at the Jewish Community your character? Peruse the following product of an orthodontic-obsessed to that which Batman provided Three similar killings have Center was said to have been questions; the more you answer "yes" society? Did Mom and Dad finance Gotham City. The Joker's tainted taken place in the past year. Col­ violently anti-Semitic by those to, the more col­ your ride? Is the goods will only be effective if used umbine, the attack on the Jew­ who knew him. The Atlanta day lege boy has be- quality of your in combination; the hairspray ish Community Center in L.A., trader and, finally, the man who come a part of system mea­ won't do it alone, but the hairspray and the massacre in Atlanta all shot the Baptist youth have your, existence. Concerned about the sured by how with the mascara with the lipstick share a common theme. both been labeled "unstable." Do you sport a nature of your char­ many cars would be toxic. Similarly, the A & F ballcap won't clinch it alone, but All these mad events have re­ How did we miss these warn­ Yankees ballcap, acter? Peruse the around you can ceived massive media coverage ing signs? even though enjoy the Beastie the A & F ballcap in combination and have sparked debates rang­ As a country, we must be­ you've never following questions. Boys? Do you with the Hawaiian shirt in combi­ ing from gun control to mental come more sensitive to the even visited own a copy of nation with the carpenter jeans healthcare in the United States. needs ofthe mentally disturbed New York? Do "Happy would easily clinch your college Unfortunately, when the sound around us. For years, the men­ you alternate with the white colle­ Gilmore?" Is your room decorated boy status. bites are finished and the bod­ tal health community has lob­ giate cap featuring a quirky team with posters of John Belushi (circa Now it is completely permissible ies are laid to rest, the problem bied for funds, attention and name like Jack, Cocks, or Slugs in Animal House), and Got Milk that college boy chooses to partici­ still remains the same: the U.S. involvement from the Federal bold letters? Is it pertinent that your spoofs highlighting well-endowed pate in the reigning culture he does, devotes the least amount of Government and society as a ballcap has a firm curve to the bill? women? Is your closet inundated but questions arise when he per­ money and attention to the whole. It is time that we become Ifyou leave such headgear at home, with slightly out of style Tommy ceives his style to be original. Just as treatment of the mentally ill responsive. is your hair short, with the tips Hilfiger clothes from high school? Is players who immerse themselves in and requires little from its citi­ The passage of a single piece frosted blond and jelled forward? Do it a priority that you mention you the independent subculture have zens to acquire a gun. Someone of legislation and the allocation you wear sideburns, because Luke don't carry a piece, but you're "boys" rules to follow in order to acquire can still get his or her hands on of funds will not solve this na­ Perry made them cool when you with someone who does? Do you alternative authenticity, the main­ a weapon, sometimes with no tional problem. It is necessary were in the sixth grade and you like to reminisce about the time you, stream college boy must also follow questions at all. We believe that that we all realize that now we couldn't grow them? Do you have a or one of your boys, drank too rules. It is when those rules seep into preserving the rights of gun have the opportunity to do goatee working for you? Is there a much? Do you keep in shape by lift­ college boy's off-duty thinking that owners is important, but re­ more than bicker on the floor pre-faded Abercrombie and Fitch T- ing weights daily, but avoid the tread­ we find identity ending and clone quiring at least a one week wait­ of the Senate and install metal shirt draped over your Roman God mill like an ex-girlfriend who wants beginning. Embrace the stereotype. ing period and an annual com­ detectors in our high schools, frame? Do you layer the look with to misquote sexual performance? But always be in on the joke. prehensive criminal and men­ but to get at the heart of this sweater vest featuring that ubiqui­ Are you always down for pickup bas­ Michael Serazio is a sophomore tal health background check is epidemic and create some real tous single horizontal stripe? What ketball? Is keg beer your drink of Communications major. Contribut­ necessary. change. about putting a twist on the early 90's choice, particularly Natty Ice? Does ing authorship from Davis Missing grunge band rock look with a clean Maxim reach your mailbox every (UC Davis) and Aden Acklin (Uni­ Tragedy in Taiwan plaid shirt of bright colors? Do you month? Are you a business major? versity of Arizona). Shortly after 2:00 a.m. on munity who are affected by this Tuesday, September 21, an earth­ tragedy. -TfcE NOTOWOUSUSF quake measuring 7.6 on the Rich­ Living in an area familiar HOUSING- £H< ter scale rocked Taiwan. The with earthquakes, we should quake, which was centered in the take this opportunity to reassess counties of Nantou and Taiching, our own earthquake prepared­ was felt as far as 200 miles away. ness. Being prepared means According to Taiwanese officials, more than checking water re­ more than 2,000 people are con­ serves and locating the nearest firmed dead. While the capitol doorway to stand in - everyone city of Taipei escaped relatively at USF must do all they can to unscathed, outlying regions be prepared. Let us not forget the within Taipei County were dev­ 1906 San Francisco earthquake astated. Aftershocks of magni­ and subsequent fire, which de­ tudes up to 6.0 were felt as long stroyed the University's Van Ness as 17 hours after the quake. Avenue campus. An earthquake &*%\ As the citizens of Taiwan pre­ is always a threat to the City, but pare to face the harrowing after­ following the 1989 Loma Prieta math of this powerful natural di­ quake, the University was labeled saster, the Foghorn would like to an asset to San Francisco. extend its deepest sympathies to Through preparation the Uni­ them. Moreover, we offer our versity can continue to remain (Oiyyy IKKKY M/.IKOWSKI—SAN I-KANCIS condolences to the students, fac­ on the fore front of disaster CORRECTION: On September 10, 1999, the Foghorn erroneously printed Fr. John P. Shlegel, S.J.'s ulty, and staff of the USF com­ readiness. byline as "Publisher." It should have read "Guest Columnist." San Francisco Foghorn OPINION September 23, 1999

Brad S. Battles ORL Alcohol Crackdown THE WEEKLY RANT by Lori Noll There are college students it is inevitable that some college Buchanan's who drink. That is not a surpris­ the decision to act illegally, he or ting caught drinking is worth the students will continue to drink, ing fact, especially to those who she must deal with true conse­ sanction they will endure. Al­ it is important that they learn to live in the dorms at the Univer­ quences, not the wrath of par­ though the terms of this policy drink responsibly. This policy Mistake sity of San Francisco where, for ents. are clear, there are those who will does not encourage students not Good Morning and welcome to many, bi-weekly trips to Filthy's Generally, after a child turns read it and think that they are "al­ to drink, but not to get caught the wonderful world of dumb things is ritual. Due to the fact that un­ 18 and goes to college, parents lowed" to get caught twice before drinking or being drunk in the to say when you're running for Presi­ derage drinking occurs on cam­ have less influence. If a student they have to worry. For those who dorms. This means that students dent. I'm your host, the humble au­ pus regularly, lives in the are concerned with the notifica­ who chose to drink, might drink thor of this column, and today we the Office of dorm, he or tion of parents, they are unfor­ elsewhere which might be some will be looking at the wonderful Mr. Residence Life If residents are she no longer tunately only "allowed" one vio­ place in the city that is potentially Pat Buchanan, both a Republican continues its comes in every lation. And in the beginning of unsafe. It also involves the dan­ and a Reform Party candidate for efforts to pre­ underage and intoxi­ day contact the year, when everyone's slates gers of transportation to and President ofthe United States. How vent alcohol cated in the resi­ with parents. are clean, they can sit back with from the destination at which can he be a candidate for two par­ use in the dence halls, the can The major­ their beers and relax, because hey, drinking could be occurring. Stu­ ties you ask? Well, I think it revolves dorms. The lat­ ity of parents alcohol education does not seem dents will begin to feel like they also be documented around the suspicion that something est attempt is a want their like that bad of a punishment. cannot come back to the dorms, in good ole Pat's brain may not be new policy that based on the fact children to get However it is not just posses­ which is their home, and pass out wired correctly. enforces much that no matter where an education, sion of alcohol by minors that can in the safety of their own room. First of all, there is the old as­ stricter sanc­ Alcohol awareness should ad­ they may be drinking and therefore be documented. If residents are sociation between the Christian tions for on- will not pull underage and intoxicated in the dress these issues encouraging Right and Buchanan. You know campus of­ they are still under the student residence halls, they can also be students to evaluate and take re­ that association. The one that fenders. 21 and are therefore out of school documented based on the fact that sponsibility for their own choices says "Hi, we want to pay you to and the consequences. In the past, breaking the law and for violating no matter where they may have espouse our ultra-right wing students 18 or the alcohol been drinking they are still under views on everything from abor­ over attending hall policy. policy, how­ 21 and are therefore violationg hall Lori Noll is a sophomore unde­ tion to gun control. He has been a university ever this will policy. clared major. very outspoken about United had a right to not always be This policy implies that alco­ States involvement in the United keep all disciplinary records pri­ true. There are parents who very hol awareness is a punishment. Nations, the burning ofthe Stars vate, even from their own par­ well might bring their children Awareness should not be and Stripes and, most recently, ents. home and ORL is very well aware something to be endured, but Hitler. Recently, the United States of this possibility. To others, the as a tool for education. Since Now ofcourse, many explana­ Senate approved the Buckley worst that could happen is that tions have offered up to explain the Amendment that allows univer­ the student will be grounded Nazi war machine in the late 1930s, sities nation wide to inform par­ when they come home for a holi­ early to mid 1940s. Many histori­ ents of alcohol and drug prob­ day, which means one of two ans and analysts have tried to ex­ lems on campus. This amend­ things. They might not come plain Hitler or at least give some ment was passed in response to home, or they will party as much reasoning as to why he decided that an increasingly number of alco­ as they can at school in prepara­ the world should be his. The an­ hol and drug related deaths on tion for a summer vacation of swers have been, to say the least, college campuses nation wide. In being grounded. confusing. No one really knows response to this amendment, the It seems very unlikely that why Hitler decided to try and take Office of Residence Life has in­ any policy can change that over the world. Most theories in­ cluded parental notification in its fact. What this policy does is volve a desire for "living space" for new policy. let the students know exactly Germany and the assumption that Simply stated, the first viola­ how far they can push it. In the Hitler was crazy. Personally, I be­ tion for underage drinkers will past the exact sanction for un­ lieve the crazy part. We are talking result in alcohol education. Sec­ derage drinking in the resi­ about a guy who almost managed ond violation will result in par­ dence halls was more on a case to exterminate an entire race of ent/guardian notification. Third by case basis. This uncer­ people without even shedding one and final violation will mean that tainty coupled with an ac tear. We're also talking about a per­ said resident will be removed tive imagination made son who made almost all of Ger­ from the residence hall. it a little scary to many go collectively insane at the Considering that the use of al­ think of all the pun­ same time, but that's reserved for cohol by minors is illegal, this is ishments that j| a history paper. a serious issue that concerns USF. could be inflicted. The reason I mention Hitler is The problem deserves attention, However, it also because our dear friend Pat has but this new policy might not be resulted in more recently stated in his new book "A the best solution. underage drink- Republic Not an Empire" that if First of all, notifying a parent ng with fewer and the West had left Hitler alone or guardian when a college stu- ^ indefinite reper- when he was going around invad­ dent has violated an alcohol cussions. Now ing Poland and the former policy teaches young adults that students can weigh Czechoslovakia: The tragedy that they are not yet personally re­ the consequences was World War II would never had sponsible for their actions. In the and determine if happened. Sigh. real world, when an adult makes the chance of get- Pat, Pat, Pat let me make this perfectly clear. As much as you may hate to admit it, World War As the Supershuttle screeched up suggestion for me to notice a refer­ French and English II was unavoidable. If Hitler had Jessica Dryden-Cook& to the check-in area, we passed by ence to Canada, it can also take an­ After 200 years the American been left alone, then maybe, just Air Canada. Ok, I was at the air­ other simple suggestion to find melting pot has created a unique maybe the war could have been Matthew Rojas port and that could be expected. other, more meanin'gful things in culture, yet Canada still remains avoided for a few more months or primarily an Anglo/French Melting HOW THE WORLD WORKS But it gets better. The pudgy gentle­ every day life, like happiness or years. Maybe if Hitler had just man squished in next to me on the beauty or virtuous things. Pot. Canada has for years been the stopped at the Sudentland he airplane—who reeked of Old Spice If you focus on looking for middle ground of the world, care­ would have been satisfied? Yeah, What's It and whiskey—ordered Canada Dry things that make you happy, you'll ful not to upset those that once right. Maybe if President Clinton tonic for his in-flight libation. I get find them. In a sale for toliet paper, colonized it. Well, here's a tip had never met Monica, he never the feeling that you are still not con­ a really good meal from World Fare Canada: you're independent, act would have had "relations" with All Aboot? vinced. or an on-time Muni bus, ifyou look like it, develop a national language an intern? Some things are just instead of this two language crap. As we roam this planet in search The creme de la creme of my hard enough, happiness is there. bound to happen World War II While you're at it, take a side on the of meaning we often times run into evening.however, was at a restau­ With a simple change of perception was one of them, sadly. legal drinking age, don't just ap­ bumps along the way. We all pon­ rant. The waiter was from, you anything is possible. Even if the western powers (Brit­ pease America (21) and the rest of guessed it, Vancouver and the spe­ ain, France, America) had stood der, at one time or another, what the world (18) by choosing a num­ cial entree of the night was the Ca­ MATT around and watched Hitler expand our purpose is in life. As an attempt ber somewhere in the middle— 19 nadian Pizza, with pineapples and A daily nod to the "Americans his "living space" eventually the in­ to answer this question, we have is a stupid age! turned to our Canadian neighbors Canadian bacon. Up North" didn't bother me until terests of Germany and the powers up north and asked the great philo­ Now, until someone pointed out it was constantly pointed out to me When was the last time you had would have collided. Hitler was not sophical question, "What's it all that there was a reference to Canada by Jessica. Now, a daily tribute jto a thick slice of Canadian Bacon content to simply stop at the taking aboot, eh?" everyday I probably wouldn't have Canada boggles my mind, and I am without pizza (an invention ofthe back German areas that had been noticed it. I would have lived my left wondering what exactly Canada Italians)? Or a plate full of maple lost during World War I. He wanted JESSICA life failing to notice Celine Dione has ever done to deserve this trib­ syrup without pancakes (invention it all. That means all of Europe, Af­ Every day there is a reference to songs on the radio or the Toronto ute. of the Germans)? Once again, rica, Asia and the America's. Sure, it Canada. This, my lovely readers, is Maple Leaves hockey game on T.V. Now, most would say that cul­ Canada provides the complement, would have taken him a long time, your first. Now before you form And, honestly, my life isn't more ture defines a country, but Canada not the main course. but if no one had done anything, your skeptical little hands into a complete now that I notice Canada- has no distinct culture, rather it is Canada teaches us an impor­ Hitler would have won. " W," take a look at my weekend trip related things. subjected to American knock-offs tant lesson: be unique, and don't Pat: If you're going to write a to Arizona as an example. But if all it took was a simple and a bitter rivalry between the just live to please others. comedy, at least write a funny title. a close knit town, where past and 9/23 Times. The York Hotel 940 Sutter _ . 9/25 Street. 8p.m. present struggle to find peaceful co­ Thursday existence and where everyone's lives Bed Time Stories Come join Out­ are irrevocably altered by the The Booksmith Jonathan Lethem the Saturday SFMOMA Getting to Know Modern reach Ministry for their visit to St. demands ofthe sea. 25 Van Ness Ave. science fiction author of "Motherless Art, photography and culture, Rod fosph's Village every monday from 7 Lower Lobby at Market Street in San Brooklyn," will be reading and KU : Slemmons. 1 l:30a.m-lp.m. Phyllis p.m.-8p.m. The meat at the Out­ Francisco. Sep. 17-Oct 23. $ 12. signing books at 7pm. Wattis Theater. reach Ministry office lOmin. till.

9/30 Castro Street Fair One ofthe biggest Planet of the Apes Directed by Cobb's Comedy Club Mark Curry, street fairs of the year celebrating the Franklin J. Schaffner,1968. Charlton Diane Amos and Al Madriagal. It's Thursday best that Castro has to offer. Heston stars as an astronaut who's the star of Hangin' with Mr. Cooper caught in a time warp and finds Student Communication Association and his HBO cine night stand, as seen Follow-up meeting for our first himself on a planet where apes are on: Comedy Central, Conan O'Brian, the masters and humans are the mentoring program. Bring your ideas Showtime and The David Letterman for first evening event. 12:30- 10/4 slaves. Oh yes ladies and gentlemen Show. So take out your one night there is nothing like an evening of 1:30p.m. Free Food. Make Your stand and don't miss this hysterical Contacts Now! Monday Escape from New York Pizza and a show! 9:45pm. $15. classic movie at the of Red Vic Movie The City College of San Francisco House next door. The Calendar Girl presents All My Sons, Arthur recommends this ensemble highly. The Source Don't miss your last Miller's first Broadway success, written in 1947, portrays a factory Much more cultured than Nizario's 9/26 chance to see a stirring documentary and O'Sheas any time. 7:15p.m., about the Beat Generation at the owner torn between devotion to 9:35p.m. Castro Theatre. family and responsibility to society. Sunday Sep. 15-Oct. 17. For tickets call Radio Alice's Now & Zen Fest Last (415)239-3132. year was the first Now & Zen Fest Peace Corps Former Peace Corps featuring the Wallflowers and Smash 10/1 volunteers will share stories about Mouth. Join Alice 97.3 for their 2"d their experiences abroad and Peace annual featuring Jewel, Cake, Old Friday 10/5 Corps recruiters will describe 97's and Scrotum Pole. Golden Gate volunteer opportunities in develop­ Park, Sharon Meadow. 11a.m. $15. The Castro Theater San Francisco Tuesday ing nations around the world. A film Film Society presents, Max Ophuls: of Peace Corps volunteers at work Moving pictures. Ophuls was a 311 Unfortunately "the Calendar will be shown. This event is free and virtuoso of the directing style that Girl" (yours truly) missed the open to the public. Find out how Spundae Get it while it's hot because emphasizes sequence shots. This Superchunk and Beulah show last you can make a difference in the this house party is in danger ofbeing series includes films that span his week due to a deficiency in tickets. world one community at a time as a closed down by the authorities. So in career from 1932-1955. 10/1-10/7. - However, the author of "Roadside Peace Corps Volunteer! UC 421. case you have no class or work on Attraction" is kindly making-up for 6pm-7:30p.m. Monday, don't miss this all night this with tickets to the sold out 311 extravaganza at 1015 Folsom. show at the Great American Music 10p.m.-6a.m. All Business and Communication Hall. Hope to see you there! Students This is the deadline to o sign up for SHADOW DAYS. 9/24 October 19 and 20 are opportuni­ nd o 22 Annual Palestine Cultural Dan ties for students interested in Music At Stanford (again) presents o Friday and Food Festval Poetry readings, professional press, media or public- Jan Ernst, organ 8c Meinderd Zwart, SFMOMA Art and Conversation, fashion show DJ Nader and tons o' relations, internal communications, male alto. Program of 17"' century Tibrocity, Aaron Betsky. 11a.m. Arabic food. San Francisco County event planning, government and music for organ male alto. Featuring CO Lower Level lecture room. Fair Building. (Sunset) investor relations, marketing organ works by Heinrich CM communications, graphic design, Scheidemann, Samuel Scheidt, videography or photography. Johann Pachelbel, and Dietrich Buxtehude, plus works for male alto Q) The Booksmith Susie Bright the Anime 101: Otaku-Gumi, the Univer­ Shadow Days are a free service and organ by Heinrich Schuetz, ^2 "X-rated intellectual," will be sity of San Francisco Anime Collec­ sponsored by the San Francisco Constantin Huygens, Johann reading and signing her new book tive will have its first showing of the chapter ofthe International Wolfgang Franck, and Henry Purcell. "Full Exposure: Opening Up to Your year starting at 11:00 and going until Association of Business Communi­ E Performing on the Potter-Brinegar fl> Sexual Creativity and Erotic they decide to quit in Harney 235. cators. Contact: Kamna Narain and the Fisk-Nanney organs. 8p.m. _^__t Expression." 7p.m. Come watch some of the greatest (925)829-5389 or anime around to ever come out of [email protected]. $8. CL Japan. / 0) Class Reunion for the class of 1979. Alright Undergrads lets go 10/2 to/6 *^ crash this bash! McLaren 252. O 9p.m. 9/28 Saturday Wednesday Tuesday SFMOMA Degas to Picasso exhibition USF MBA Alumni Society Presents Tom Postilio A return engagement by opens. Financial District Monthly Luncheon V Music At Stanford presents popular demand. The Plush Room Series. "Medical Device Incubators: W Stanford Early Music Singers at the presents the hot young crooner. "Mr. Transforming Concepts into Compa­ S? Stanford Memorial Church. Y1K: 10/3 Postilio has a smooth, rich crooning nies." Hanson S. Gifford, III Founder, "^ Music from the First Millenium, voice that sends out an emotional President and Chief Technology flS chants and early polyphony is the Sunday current...handsome and charming Officer, The Foundry, LLC. The City ^m first in a series of four concerts, The New Conservatory Theatre with good taste in materiel...he Club of San Francisco 115 Sansome ^5 Music for a New Era. 8p.m. presents Amphibians examining the knows how to swing."- The New York Street. Contact the USF Alumni effect of harsh modern economics on Association. o LL

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Contact us... 415.422.6122 2130 Fulton Street San Francisco, CA 94117 [email protected] "When we started out as a band, we couldn't get booked anywhere. Back then, we were doing what we do now, but everyone else was into Kurt Cobain kinda' stuff. No one would come see us but our friends." said Murray Hammond, bass player and vocalist for the Dallas- based Old 97's. "Now, we're getting radio attention for the first time." Old 97's climb from obscurity within the Alternative County movement has been a long haul. However, with recent attention from major radio stations, including KFOG and Alice, as well as a headlining spot on this years Now and Zen Festival, it seems their simple yet honest approach to music is garnishing the attention they appropriately deserve. Murray sat down with me this past June at the House of Blues in Hollywood, a day after their most recent jaunt at Slims in San Francisco and spoke about getting mainstream attention, playing folk music and Lemmy Kilmester. Calling Old 97's an alternative country band probably doesn't help many people. Imagine the tradition and emotion of country as played by kids that came of age with the music of The Ramones, The Clash and the Sex Pistols. Rock n' Roll at its barest. Not a lot of lessons but, a whole lot of attitude. "Well," said Murray, "We're kind of country rock band that doesn't suck. Our whole thing is to take a simple sound and rev it up. There are just a few elements; some get more emphasized than others do. There's always country. Always reved up Rock n' Roll stuff. Always a pop sensibility with a few nods towards the past." Old 97's latest release "Fight Songs" is at once a homage to the sounds that have shaped them as well as a dynamic album with tones ranging from heartbroken ballads to snarling tales of debauchery and desire. "All we wanted was to be catchy, to make people sing along and have fun, to be able to write a number like "Wake Up Little Suzie." Catchy the album is, with gems like "Jagged," "Busted Afternoon," and "Murder (or a heart attack)," it's hard not to hum along to its melodies. While they may not be writing the next "Wake Up Little Suzie," their album is currently tearing up the college radio charts and has two songs, "Nineteen" and "Murder (Or a Heart Attack), in daily radio rotation. Now with all the attention, the question is whether or not Old 97's, or even the Alt. Country scene, will be the next big thing? "Are we catching on? I dunno." Said Murray, "We've got a song on the radio but is it Alt. Country? Probably not. When something gets onto the radio, it itfvolves a lot of luck. It's not who puts in the most work, it's who writes the best song." A realistic point of view— something rare with pop musicians. "The rules ofthe world aren't accommodating to something that comes from a pure point of reference, but I've got faith in Alt. Country." said Hammomnd. "The coolest thing about the movement is that it created a community, a real community, not just people who are into it 'cause it's cool and once it's not cool, they move on." However, at the end of the: day, after the show, the parties, the fans, the tours and the attention, Murray maintains the fact that they're just four regular guys. "We don't follow the need to expand the boundries of music. It's not cancer research*. It's just music. We don't take it too seriously. We're just a bunch of guys who love tradition, history, quirky humor, and music from the 50's, 60's, and punk."

Old 97's will be performing along with Jewel, Cake, Scrotum Pole and more this weekend at the 1999 Alice now and Zen festival in Golden Qate park.

Contact us ... 415.422.6122 2130 Fulton Street San Francisco, CA 94117 [email protected] 10 San Francisco Foghorn SCENE September 23, 1999 Roadside Attraction Exposing San Francisco Frank Wortham and House of Lucky look at the reality of modern SF

Jennifer Mendoza girlfriend back and with a hop or a hand City for what it is, from the "hippie mafia" FOGHORN STAFF WRITER gesture he becomes her, never letting his au­ to the crack scene. "House of Lucky" is a tale Ever wondered what a theatrical collage of dience doubt which character he is. With a of truth mixed with exaggeration to get prose and poetry would look like? What if, whirl of his body he paints a new atmo­ Wortham's points across. He exposes contra­ in an alternative universe, Kerouac was still sphere for us and we emerge into a nonstop diction and offers up new ideas. Did you kicking it around San Francisco? Well, if climax. The audience does not cease to know that San Francisco was made by a you're going to get out of bed this month, the laugh, not even when Harper is trippin' on monkey on drugs? answers to these ques­ LSD as the Lucky Strike billboard gives him The ending was a clever place to stop leav­ tions can be found by advice. ing the audience full of hope and energy. "There are always two heading to The Impact The most entertaining parts were the This by far is the best thing I've seen since reasons for anything. Theatre for the one-man scenes in an underground cafe, in which I've been living in San Francisco-. There is always the show "House of Lucky." Jones loses face and meets a beautiful The Marsh Presents Impact Theatre's good reason, and there theater As I paid my low ad- temptress offering him a White Russian. House of Lucky starring Frank Wortham. is always the real C^EIWB mission (the benefits of Through "House of Lucky," Wortham House of Lucky runs through October 2'"'. For reason. But even if I •••BflUMI being a student) and breaks through all the bull, revealing The more info, call 415-641-0235. remembered the real stepped into the theatre, reason, I wouldn't tell I was surprised to see such a small style am­ you." phitheater with a man dressed in all black -Michele Bernstein (No, I was not at a Johnny Cash show) stand­ ing alone on stage. Frank Wortham's perfor­ mance in House of Lucky as 17 different char­ This past weekend I acters is a breath-taking tour of San Francisco was approached by a in all its eccentricity member of the opposite Harper Jones, the main character, is a beat sex and asked why I poet struggling to keep his life balanced and never "got together" in perspective. In typical beat style, he de­ with this person. I scribed a picture perfect scene of his sur­ answered that I was in roundings. Wortham then switches charac­ love with another. ters, leading the audience through a small Simple as that. How­ time in the life of Jones' dread-locked room­ ever, I was still actively mate. One moment Wortham has his arms pursued in front of three spread open to embrace the audience and the jr Jones is trying to be a good man friends. What makes next he is stomping around the stage relat­ ing another character to the audience. Harper someone do this? So COURTESY OF IMPACT THEATRE you're drunk at a party, Jones takes us with him as he tries to get his Frank Wortham takes on the beat generation, the hippie mafia and crack in House of Lucky. horny, and dying to score. How does that make it okay to ap­ proach someone and Menage a Cinq: A Small speak to them in a manner so disrespectful and blatantly sex Sound, Big driven? Modern Five-Some Think. Think before you act. Acting on impulse Ryann Bosetti The Hardy Boys & Nancy Drew/The Lost Epi­ Potential is one thing, but this is FOGHORN STAFF WRITER sodes. This piece, which dealt with adapted another. Billed as "a modern dance company, whose stories from the original adventure novels, Anne Nordstrand Lets take a look around work explores the hidden complexities of the was the longest of the five and involved dia­ FOGHORN STAFF WRITER the campus: Props to human condition," the Huckabay McAllister logue intermingled with musical/dance Pocketsize has created a lot of hype Kung Fu and B-Dawg Dance Company commemorated their fifth an­ pieces ranging from surf to disco age funky these last few months in anticipation of for getting out there. niversary this past Friday at the ODC Theatre. tunes ofthe. their debut album " 100 Percent Human". Where it was, I'm not Founded by Emma Lou Of the evening's entertainment, the piece Never heard of them? Don't worry, you Huckabay and Jenny that drew the most audience response and in­ exactly sure, but at will. This London duo has been described McAllister, last Friday's teraction was The Hardy Boys & Nancy Drew/ as the next Every- least they got away performance, entitled Me­ The Lost Episodes. The traditional aspect of thing But The Girl from this enclave. nage a Cinq, was com­ these teen sleuths was questioned through the with a pop twist. I have a problem with a theater prised of five "interpretive" use of homoerotic themes. Who would have The question is, recent message sent to dance pieces. speculated, for example, that Georgette, one of does the album my office. So there's The opening piece, Nancy's faithful sidekicks, was in fact a lesbian musid stand up to the something wrong with 'Quickies,' involved min­ who happened to have more than platonic in­ talk? The answer is the new chapel, well iature, twisting dances set terests in Nancy? Could it be that the fact that ;<=W=w a definite yes. The why don't you martyr to "five of the shortest love songs ever writ­ one of the Hardy Boys was bisexual merely es­ ballad-pop style is yourself and wait until ten." Novena, which first debuted in 1997, was caped our minds? Regardless of what the au­ catchy and easy to listen to. Liz Overs, one of your cohorts a somber solo piece diences' conceptions with her soft, angelic vocals, simple and appears to rescue you. performed by the of both the Nancy sweet lyrics, and strong melodies is the talented Erin Mei- Drew and Hardy No creed has been best part of" 100 Percent Human". Think Ling Stuart. Princess, Boy's novels were be­ abandoned. In fact, in Jewel with a synthesizer. But I have to say, a piece written in fore the piece, these Darren Pearson's work on the keyboard doing this, I think it will 1993, was performed conceptions were un­ and bass is what really makes Pocketsize be easier to embrace. I by choreographer doubtedly ques­ unique. Using a wide range of intricately once heard a Jesuit say Jenny McAllister and tioned, if not changed layered synthesized sounds from horns to it is important to study told the story of a forever. Pocketsize: Page 13 other religions so he strange little girl liv­ The evening was could grow stronger in ing in a twisted set in an intimate his own. Take that to imaginative world of atmosphere, with heart before you go her own, set to an little more than 30 preaching the good even stranger version spectators present. word. of the children's If a quiet getaway song, "Three Blind In short, we live in an from school is in Mice." Bucket Heads dire need, then this era unlike any other. (The Extended could be a enter­ Don't ever take that for Versio) was a fero­ tainment choice for granted. cious piece set to the an evening. music of "Ministry," Menage a Cinq "COMFORT WILL involving cut-off will continue this NEVER BE COMFORT­ shorts, combat Friday and con­ ABLE ENOUGH FOR boots, and buckets cludes on Saturday THOSE WHO SEEK filled with water (for night. Both shows WHAT IS NOT ON THE the purpose of head begin at 8p.m and dunking). The MARKET are located at the evening set the stage COURTESY OP ATLANTIC RECORDS -Situationist Int." COURTESY OF STEVE SAVAGE ODC Theatre, 3153 Lovebirds first album. for the premiere of Huckabay McAllister Dance Co. Celebrates 5 years. 17"' Street. San Francisco Foghorn OCENE September 23, 1999 11 Brecht Begs for Change ACT stage comes alive in a Threepenny Opera

Brooks Oswald show opens, the new king's coronation is ap­ FOGHORN STAFF WRITER proaching, and Macheath, the gentleman crimi­ 9/23 The thieves peg a target. The junkies pick nal, marries Polly Peachum. Polly's parents, Mr. NOTORIOUS a Duran Duran and scratch. The runaways lurk in the shad­ And Mrs. Peachum, are the nouveau riche op­ Tribute ows. And the working girls drape themselves portunists, selling costumes and jurisdiction to Mick's Lounge like scenery because they are. As they—the homeless beggars for a steep commission. In outsiders of society—all are in the opening effect Mac, the anti-hero, steals the future ofthe Charmhouse, Jenl Day scenes of American Con­ nouveau riche, prompting the Peachums to call T" Note Showclub servatory Theatre's pro­ for Mac's arrest and hanging. Threepenny high­ duction of Bertolt Brecht lights the struggle to gain power on all sides by Gay Dad and Kurt Weill's The bribery and corruption, force and finery, as the Bottom of the Hill Threepenny Opera. Peachums and Macheath vie to control the law, 9/24 the political elite, and the working masses. theater While outsiders re­ Mr. T Experience main just that in our solid Bebe Neuwirh as Jenny Diver, Mac's original Ameoba MY=kY non-fiction world, within prostitute girlfriend, sings with the deep, pain­ Threepenny, the fringe ful voice ofthe struggling proletariat. Neuwirth Untouchables, Blue Beat claim their collective commands the stage with steely strength and Stompers voice, amplified through Brecht. Originally direction, giving a fittingly mordant turn to Cocodrie written in 1928 asan adaptation of the Beggar's Threepenny'^, most well known song, "Mac the Opera by Englishman John Gay, Threepenny Knife." Macheath, as played by Philip Casnoff, 9/25 strips the thin veneer of stratified society, re­ captures the appeal of the bad-boy criminal, a Citizen Fish Bottom of the Hill vealing a pockmarked and pitted infrastructure killer in kid gloves, easily flashing from violence COURTESY OP KEN FRIEDMAN Neuwirh electrifies the stage in Threepenny Opera of bare corruption, malice, and fear. As the The Threepenny Opera: Page 12 Ex-Girl, Gun S Doll Show, Ass Baboons From Venus, Good For You Cocodrie

Munkafust, Psudo Pod A Better Use for a Name Micks Lounge Myra Sandoval as I think about/you asking me please can you band's maturity, from self-realizations in "Life FOGHORN STAFF WRITER help/can't help myself/I'm not your savior" Size Mirror" to more thoughtful songs like 9/26 's latest album, More brings to mind memories of when "life was so "Lies Can't Pretend" and "Why Doesn't Any­ ITF USA DJ Championship Betterness is more betterness indeed. This well- simple and permanent." In comparison to their body Like Me?" Maritime Hall developed album sets it­ older albums, More Betterness shows that Fans have long been supportive in keeping self apart from their pre­ NUFAN has not only matured in their lyrics, this group, with their hard driving sound, Devil In The Woods vious work with its but in the production quality of their records, catchy melodies and energetic shows, success­ Bottom of the Hill cleaner sound, catchy lyr­ as well. From New Red Archives to Fat Wreck ful. The addition of bassist Matt Riddle, for­ Arthur wl members of MxPx Chords, the band's albums have proceeded to merly of Face to Face, expanded the band's ics and melodies. The Cocodrie ;. | sweet tune of a violin in get better and better. sound even more, producing one of their most COCfflC the opening track, "Not Their earlier, standard "1-2-3-4" punk, as distinct albums to date. More Betterness was 9/27 |BBJjjgg§|2 Your Savior", the con­ found on Incognito and Don't Miss the Train produced by Fat Mike and Ryan Greene and 8 1/2 Souvenirs templative lyrics and No contrasts with More Betterness. The themes pre­ mixed by legendary Ed Stasium (The Ramones, Great American Music Hall Use's driving punk rhythm sets this album sented in More Betterness are evidence of the Biohazard, Living Colour). apart from their older At the rate that 9/28 material. NUFAN is going, Hissy Fits, Little Fled Rocket This four piece their remake of the Cocodrie punk group from San Laverne and Shirley 9/29 theme song (on Show Jose, has been a part Barbara Manning of the punk scene and Tell, Which? Ameoba since and Records) "We're Rory Koff started the gonna do it" is no lie. Squeeze band in 1987. Selling More Betterness is over 400,000 records kind of album to pick without any assis­ up, die-hard fan or 9/30 tance from major la­ not, if you enjoy lis­ The Alan Parsons Live Project bel marketing, main­ tening to cleverly Fillmore stream press or com­ written punk tunes Doc Watson mercial radio, the and reflective lyrics. Great American Music Hall band has proved that No Use For A Name they're strong in the are currently on tour Let's Go Bowling punk scene, with with Dance Hall Crash­ Bottom of the Hill scores of fans ers throughout the US moshing behind for September and Octo­ Plus Ones, Deathray them. ber, and following the Slims Lyrics from More release of their album, 10/1 Betterness, such as "so they will head to Europe to headline the First Fat Low many days/wasted Ameoba and crazed/some­ COURTESY OP WINNI WINTERMEYER WKCK ChOTUS /OUT. times I laugh/aloud/ No Use for a Name: Aren't we the happiest punk's you've ever seen? Tainted Love, Wonderbread 5 Bimbo's

Streetwalkin Cheetahs Holiday Hockey Movie Fails to Score Cocodrie Bomboras, Dusty 45's, Skirts Jon Rizzardi roids with more facial hair. The town of Mys­ Mary." They may have worked in that, movie Bottom of Hill FOGHORN STAFF WRITER tery and their hockey team get a big break when hut they just seem redundant and inappro­ 10/2 From the director of "Austin Powers" an article is written about them in Sports Illus­ priate. In its attempt to be a great sports film, Greese Ball trated. This creates a national interest in the it fails as well. The hockey scenes are shot comes "Mystery, Alaska," opening in the­ Transmission Theater atres everywhere on October 1". It is the hockey and the eventual match up with the New poorly and seem totally unrealistic. If you're story of a hockey town that breeds great but York Rangers. But by the time the Rangers fi­ willing to believe that the New York Rang­ Murder City Devils, Zeke, relatively unknown nally get to Mystery, the movie has sidetracked ers would travel to Alaska to play some back­ Sobut superstars. The town at so many points that the viewer is pretty un­ woods hillbillies and that hockey pucks can Bottom of the Hill hockey team is so re­ interested in the outcome. In the end, like some­ in fact pause in mid air, then this may be the vered that the city thing out of a Disney movie, everyone is over­ movie for you. 10/3 councils main role in come with sheer joy and the viewer can assume The acting is better than the plot, but not Guttermouth, Slightly Stoopid Great American Music Hall Mystery is to choose that everything will always be perfect in Mys­ by much. Burt Reynolds plays the dignified tery, Alaska. town judge and hockey coach well, but let's face who will play in the 10/4 mweekl y game. The The movie tries to incorporate drama, com­ it, Reynolds is aging and I think it's time he film! Botanica, Martinis Saturday game is a edy, and sports all into one picture, and it just ended his string of unimportant roles in bad Bottom of the Hill battle amongst the chosen men for noth­ doesn't work. The natural dramatic buildup is movies. Ron Eldard, whom you may have seen ing less than honor and pride. interrupted with several disgusting, out of place on TV or in a few recent movies, was very good 10/5 Just think of the mighty ducks on ste- jokes stolen straight out of "Something About Mystery, Alaska: Page 12 Super Furry Animals, Oranger Bottom of the Hill 12 San Francisco Foghorn SCENE September 23, 1999 Dear Suzumi: For the dazed and confused

Dear Suzumi, Dear Suzumi,

I am a senior this year and the idea of gradu­ I have a problem and I desperately need your ation is starting to hit me. I have worked for advice. There's this guy with whom I've been this goal forever and now that the time draws friends with for about 2 years however his atti­ near, I am so frightened. Pretty soon they're tude towards me has recently turned from friend­ going to make me become an adult and I'm not ship to love. The thing is while I think he is won­ ready. Just when are we supposed to get this derful and lovable, I can't really be in a relation­ SEPTEMBER 23 adult mindset where we want a career, a spouse, ship like that right now, but he's quite persistent. children, a house and responsibilities? Because Now I hesitate to call him a stalker, I mean he's HARNEY PLAZA I don't have it and I don't want those things. completely harmless, but I'm beginning to feel Can you imagine that we are almost the age hunted. I don't want to hurt his feelings but he's 12:30PM our parents were when they had us. That scares kind of beginning to scare me. I don't know what me so much, because mentally I'm a 10 year to tell him and I really don't want him to go off old. the deep end one day and coming after me. What do I do? Immature Hunted

Dear Immature,

Dear Hunted, 0 I SO understand your problem. I'm right there with you, under my blankets, crying for I think that at some time in every woman's my mommy. There is no way I can be an adult life, she will have or has a really insistent admirer. because, like you said, I'm 10. I'm sorry but I I know you don't want to hurt this man, he's a have no words of wisdom for you, for I am as friend, but at the same time the feelings can't be scared as you. My only hope is in faking it, pre­ reciprocated. And it's not a factor of not being tending to be a competent and capable adult. I able to return the affection, but rather at the think that's what a majority of recent grads do moment having a committed relationship would once the enter the work force. If you think be difficult, if not impossible. At this time in about it, it's the only applicable skill school has our lives, we really need to be self-centered and Don't be left out taught us, because what do we so while in selfish. So my advice? Sit him down and say, school? We fake being intelligent and respon­ "Keanu or Phil or Chris Isaak (or whatever his sible students. So why can't we fake being in­ name is) I can't be in a serious relationship with telligent and responsible adults? My advice? I anyone right now. It's not you, honestly. I re­ In the dark. don't know, I guess take some acting classes ally just need you as a friend. However when before graduation and try to refine your ability the time comes that I could handle a relation­ to look bright and productive. Learn how to ship, I hope that you will still want to be with appear qualified and clever while not doing me." If that doesn't work, change your number, anything at all. Good Iuck.I'll see you around lock the doors, and call the police. the water cooler. internal "Once I spoke the language of the flowers..." committee recruitment —Shel Silverstein asusf is accepting applications for committees.

Suzumi can be found wandering around the UC building looking for the ever fabulous "Chubby Hubby" ice-cream, while wondering when she'll ever get a car that doesn't backfire every five minutes. She is ever gracious for the champagne truffles, which were donations from The Chairman.

for info, call x65 16. The Threepenny Opera From Page 11 to eloquence. The ACT Master of Fine Arts students In the finale of Threepenny, Brecht entreats his au­ play the ensemble cast of beggars, whores, cops, and dience to consider a solution of "mercy along with jus­ A.U. { MOCMIMIIK gang members with conviction, creating a swarming tice" in examining the cycle of poverty, crime, and pun­ crowd of ferocity. ishment. Ironically, while we squirm as Macheath faces SOURCE Threepenny nods to Brecht's theory of Alienest a public hanging at the close of the show, across the theatre, while acknowledging the inherent drama of Bay prisoners await lethal injection in San Quentin. classic opera and sensibilities of modern theatre. In While we abhor Tiger Brown for accepting bribes, po­ contrast to the Stanislovsky technique and Method litical candidates throw down legislation in exchange acting, Brecht worked to separate the audience from for corporate contributions. While we sympathize with any emotional reaction to the actors or plot. Only the rallying masses, a man sets out a paper cup for spare (DHCUff UWINMSQIIL in an environment devoid of human emotion, Brecht change on the sidewalk outside A.C.T.'s Geary Theatre. argued, could the audience truly extract the social Brecht would be disappointed to find that 70 years af­ and political themes of a play. Director Carey Perloff ter Threepenny's debut, his social critique remains and Musical Director Peter Maleitzke break the strikingly relevant. fourth wall directly in asides to the audience with A.C.T.'s The Threepenny Opera runs through Oct. 3. Jenny's turns as makeshift MC in the deus ex Tickets are available through the Geary Theater Box Of­ • Lisbeth Scott machina finale, overwrought emotionalism of op­ fice, 405 Geary Street at Mason, (415) 749-2228, era in several numbers, including "Jealousy Duet," www.act-sfbav.org. and all BASS ticket outlets. $19-51 "Lucy's Aria," and "Epitaph." T-Th, Su eve, $24-$60 F-Sa, Su matinee. Mystery Skates Thin Ice From Page 11 as one of the hockey prodigies. Hank Azaria, of The few redeeming qualities of this picture MNfl! PLflZfl "The Simpsons" fame and "Mystery Men," was were difficult to spot. Even so, I think it could unforgettable as the middle aged, burnt out team have been a very good film if the main charac­ 2J0 captain. Rounding out the large cast was Mike ters and the main plot weren't so underdevel­ Meyers in a brief cameo as a TV broadcaster but oped. Instead, the director tries to generate in­ even his performance was wasted with bad writ­ terest in too many things and the end result is a ing and poor timing. sappy and unexciting holiday movie. San Francisco Foghorn oCENE September 23, 1999 13

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You heard it here first. 14 San Francisco Foghorn SPORTSWEEK September 23, 1999 Norway's Own Akerjordet Lady Dons Capture Stars in Dons' Win Over Second Victory Jon Rizzardi The first goal of this blowout SPORTSWEEK STAFF WRITER came just thirteen minutes into #19 Stanford Cardinal Last Friday night at Negoesco the match when Meghan Daly Stadium the Lady Dons captured scored on an assist from veteran From Back Page "Ifyou are short, it is easier to ing four goals thus far through their third shutout in four games. Christina Byers. The goal came off During his high school years fake out the other players." said eight games. The players felt confident and ex­ of a well-placed corner kick and he played for a Norwegian soc­ Akerjordet. Akerjordet's memorable mo­ cited entering their first home subsequently a nice pass from cer club named "Valerenga." It Coach Negoesco believes that ment as a soccer player was re­ game, coming off a strong finish Byers to Daly for the wide-open was there, when in one of coach Akerjordet has what it takes to cently in the game played against in the Hawaiian tournament. shot. Negoesco's visits to Norway he play at the highest soccer level. Air Force on September 6, when "We knew that we were the bet­ Two goals were scored in rapid saw Akerjordet play and decided "He is a fine player with the he scored a goal that gave USF it's ter team, coming into the game," seccession in the last few minutes to recruit him for the USF soccer ability to work hard in every first win ofthe season. In the one said junior co-captain Fiona, of regulation. Freshman team. game. Alex has been here for hundred and eighteenth minute, MacDonald. "We were certain that midfielder Caty Harris scored off Before given the opportunity three years, so he understands the Akerjordet took a pass from we could take down the Razor- an assist from co-captain Melissa to study and play soccer for USF, game. He is a technical player freshmen. Andreas Stave and backs." Lentz in the eighty-eighth minute. Akerjordet never considered who can communicate very well scored the goal. The Hawaiian tournament Then, a minute later, the team's moving away from his family and with his teammates." "Everyone was tired, there were ended with a bizarre twist. The leading scorer, Crystal David con­ friends. Akerjordet's relationship with a few seconds left in the game and championship game was tied at nected on an assist from freshman "The c o a c h the ball was passed to me. I had zero at the end of regulation, but forward Kirsteen Buchan. United States Negoesco is of the opportunity to shoot and I because of time restraints the As Fiona MacDonald put it, was very far respect and ad­ took advantage and scored," said tournament was decided by a coin "we began to find our rhythm late away for me. "Everyone was tired, miration. Akerjordet. "It's a moment ev­ toss instead of an extra period. in the game, and by the end we Then, when I there were a few "Coach ery soccer player wants, to score Hawaii won the coin toss, ulti­ had superior anticipation on the was given the Negoesco has a to end overtime. It was an incred­ mately winning the match and the ball and much better execution." opportunity to seconds left In the very wonderful ible feeling." championship. The Lady Dons are a very come to the US game and the ball personality. Akerjordet has very high ex­ "It was very strange, we were young team with 19 freshmen this and play soccer was passed to me. I The way he pectations for the season. He said expecting a shootout or an over­ year. Once they realize how their for USF, I cares about his that the communication among time to decide the tourney, said individual talent contributes best started think­ had the opportunity team on and the team has improved tremen­ forward Meghan Daly. "Both to the team as a whole they will ing about the to shoot and I took off the field, I dously and is very good com­ teams were disappointed in the be a powerhouse in the very near great experi­ advantage and sincerely ap­ pared to last season. decision to toss a coin." future. ence and edu­ scored. It's a mo­ preciate," said "There is more understanding Even though the Hawaiian "We are still finding our cation I would Akerjordet. among us. We have come to­ Tournament was disappointing, rhythm as a team, said Daly. "We gain," said ment every soccer "His experi­ gether as a group and function as the Lady Dons recovered from the have been trying a lot of different Akerjordet. player wants, to ence is great. a team," said Akerjordet. "We talk frustrating decision and prepared strategies to determine how we "This offer was score to end over­ Coach about the games and set up goals. themselves to play Arkansas. play best and even though we a one time op­ Negoesco is This season's main goal is to win Goalkeeper Brittany Ulrich didn't get off to the greatest start, portunity." time. It was an the person the NCAA championship. That's looked to extend her season shut­ we are now becoming a very At first, incredible feeling." who knows what our goal should be because out total to three. Her play has strong and flexible squad." Akerjordet's —Alex Akerjordet more about we are good enough to achieve been excellent so far, but the prob­ The Lady Dons are next in ac­ parents and college soccer it." lem is that the Dons have not been tion against Pepperdine this Fri­ USF MEN'S SOCCER younger sib­ and soccer in Akerjordet and the Dons look able to kick start their offense. day night at 7:00pm at Negoesco lings did not " general than to accomplish this goal very soon, That would all change against Stadium. This is the first West want him to go any other per­ as they begin WCC play at the be­ Arkansas as the Lady Dons would Coast Conference match up ofthe away and study so far, but now son." ginning of October. But, it is not manage to combine their great season for the Lady Dons. After a they think he made a terrific Akerjordet has already until the second to last game of the defense with a strong offensive sluggish start, the youthful Dons choice. matched his remarkable record season that the Dons will face strategy to beat the Lady Razor- are looking more improved after "They are proud of me be­ from last year. He finished the heavy rival, Santa Clara. backs 3-0. every match. cause I am getting a great educa­ season with four goals, assisting tion at USF and I am doing what in three and led the USF soccer I like best, playing soccer." team with 48 shots. Akerjordet said that his expe­ Already this season, Alex has rience at USF has been great. made four goals and dished out "I have made so many friends three assists through only eight from different parts of the world games. These games have come and I have learned so much from against some tough competition, their culture." said Akerjordet. with the likes of #5 UCLA, #15 "Alex is one ofthe nicest guys Hofstra and most recently #19 I've met," said Akerjordet's Stanford. friend, teammate and roommate This season he has continued Per Christian Larsen. "He always to impress on the field by scor- want's to have the ball for him­ self, yet I believe he is one of the best players on the team, if not the best. He is very talented." Coach Negoesco's nickname for Akerjordet is "Shrimpy." Physics Colloquium Series "I tease Alex because he is the University of San Francisco shortest player on the team," said Presents: coach Negoesco. Both Alex and coach Negoesco believe that being a "Mixed Valent Planet: short soccer player has its advan­ Metal Atoms in Physics tages. Chemistry, Biology and the Environment" NOW HIRING Speaker: Dr. D.L. Cox, UC Davis Time: Thurs. 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Grow with us ! Dons on Jt)! ^p^Tl^l] r~ *~ 2 0 songs YOUR Hot Streak Position: Technical Writer From Back Page Dept: Administrative V Q LCl£ ing last year's total number of Hours: 40/week Cl'M 1.:,LJ, victories. The Dons have had to Wages: $10-12/hour,D.O.E. J^ll-V |Hl/Ml4'tAJ> YOUR deal with bitter losses this year as well as incredible wins, as Areas of Responsibility: seen in last week's game against • Client support Bruins. • Data entry A L LL \.ww USF squared off against #5 • Filing & record keeping UCLA in the Dons' biggest game • Ordering supplies so far last Friday night. The Dons • Preparing & receiving packages WHICH WILL YOU LOSE FIRST? knew they had to turn up the in­ tensity a notch in order to keep Background Required: Every Friday Night... their four game win streak alive. • Computer: Macintosh, Word, Excel The Bruins turned it up to • Education: B.A. or B.S. $1 Beers*, $1 Hot Dogs, $1 Sodas, eleven. • Work: 1-2 years office, data entry, or customer service experience $1 Admission under 30 yrs. The much-hyped game got under way with heavy winds and Benefits: We Deal strong fan support at Negoesco • Accrued paid time off What more could you ask for? Stadium. • Company & individual bonuses Direct The Bruins came out on the • Multiple health plan choices charge, breaking up the Dons de­ UJ LULU.stiffrichords.com FIRST RACE 7:15pm fense with no delay on Sasha Send Resume & References to: Victorine's goal scoring header in (650) 574-RACE \BayMeadows\ the second minute of the game. Daniel B. Kocher / Bottom of the Hill In San Mateo, west of HWY. The Bruin pressure was relentless Environmental Microbiology Lab Thurs. Sept. 20 101, off HWY. 92. *served from 6:30-9:30pm on both ends of the field in the 1800 Sullivan Ave, Suite 209 ) first fifteen minutes of the first pe­ Daly City, CA 94015 e riod and it seemed that the Dons would have a long night ahead of them. The game was rough and tumble, with the larger Dons at times manhandling the small, but speedy Bruins. A perfect example ATTENTION of the intensity of the match was Brandon Jensen's "questionable" tackle, which literally flipped the airborne Bruin Ryan Futagaki just ALUMNI OF beyond the midfield line. The Dons, playing through what was becoming a fast-paced GRADUATE SCHOOL OF slugfest, settled down and took INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS AND PACIFIC STUDIES (IR/PS) UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, SAN DIEGO (UCSD) control away from the smother­ ing UCLA defense. In the twenty- The National Young second minute, Gerard Hylkema liv/ 1 15 has established itself as a leader in training people to tied the score at one a piece on a short-seeing-eye chip shot that compete in the global arena. The 1998 program graduates are employed Leaders Conference, i tucked itself neatly just beyond in media/telecommunications, international trade, manufacturing/high the UCLA keeper's hands. technology, financial services, consulting, government and nonprofit Coming back in the second organizations. Washington, DC half, the Dons looked much calmer and more composed. But, The M.P.I.A. and Ph.D. are graduate degrees that focus on once again, UCLA made a state­ business and policy issues facing the regions of the Pacific Rim —or— ment early in the period that specifically the countries of Latin America, China, Japan, Korea, shook the Dons' confidence. and Southeast Asia. Shaun Tsakiris put one past The National Youth goalkeeper Scott Spaulding in the fiftieth minute that gave the Bruins For further information contact: the edge. They did not let up after Graduate School of International Relations & Pacific Studies Leadership Forums that. UCLA scored again six min­ University of California, San Diego utes later on a beautiful header from 9500 Gilman Drive La Jolla, CA 92093-0520 Sasha Victorine that put the game on out of reach for the fatigued and be­ Phone: (858) 534-5914 - Fax (858) 534-1135 wildered Dons. * Email: [email protected] "We gave UCLA too much World Wide Web site: http://vtrvvw-irps.ucsd.edu/ Law, Medicine room," said Coach Negoesco. We told ourselves ahead of time what was going to happen. We have or Defense rangy players, we just can't give our opponents any room." The Dons did a better job of taking control and keeping it, in their 2-1 victory over #15 Hofstra If you are a first or second year two days earlier. "We lost individual battles and student, there is a prestigious that resulted in a team lost," said captain Tim Garlick. "We didn't 30 play well as a team. It was unfor­ on-campus leadership opportunity we BUCK & WHITE COPIES tunate, but it's good to learn about have been asked to discuss with you. games like these early." ttmit 8-1/2' 111" lull-«stf «rw. lutoH single-sided, W»c.-a«l-«9;te t«ws on white bond forjus t 3» each. No tfH. Offer Is limils) Is «w coupon per caster. Custom musl relinquish coupon al lirr* 3! purchase. Coupon nay not he reproduced and is not valid »:tri ether "We just beat #15 Hofstra and coupons, oilers or discounts Offer valid al lime of purchase only and may not be discounted or credited lo past or Mure purchases. Products we're better than a 3-1 result and services vary by location. Coupon void where prohibited of restricted by law No cash value. 01999 Kinko's. Inc Kinko's and Kinko's Ejipffi*. ydorsell are proprietary marks of Kinko's Ventures, Inc and are used oy permission Ml rights reserved Kinko's requires vmtten permisson from (UCLA)," said Scott Spaulding. the copyrijht holder in order to reproduce copyri|hted mi "We need a few minor adjust­ ments." 750-1193 Please call Toll Free at Speaking about the tough WCC 25 STANYAN BLVD. competition that lies ahead, 1-877-282-4952 Spaulding continued, "I know we'll get to the final. I know we're better no later than October 1.1999 and than these teams, especially when it comes to game time," said kinko's ask to speak with one of the program Spaulding. "It doesn't matter what Express Yourself." Santa Clara is ranked. They're our co-founders: Barbara or Richard rivals, you know how that is. It's AAD156 24 HOURS/7 DAYS * WEEH Expires 12/31/99 just going to be a battle." WWW.MIIK0S.COM SportsWeek SEPTEMBER 23, 1999 VOLUME 96, ISSUE 3 The Dominating Dons Knock Off

•:•.•' .. .' #15 Hofstra and #19 W__\_WSKi S_*^_mtWtLimA''lm4ISA {_\_\\\_\\\_\_\ Men's Soccer Volleyball #19 Stanford 1 Pennsylvania 4 11 8 USF 3 USF 15 15 15 Stanford In Same Week #5 UCLA 3 CS Fullerton 11 15 12 15 9 USF 1 USF 15 6 15 10 15 USF brings #15 Hofstra 1 Fresno St. 15 15 13 15 USF 2 USF 9 2 1510 back Women's Soccer Arkansas 0 powerhouse USF 3 status, takes aim in WCC Noah Zimmerman SPORTSWEEK STAFF WRITER 720 USF capped an amazing The attendance at the USF-UCLA week on Tuesday, smashing Men's Soccer game lastfriday #19 Stanford in a 3-1 rout on home turf at the Soup Bowl. night. This is unusual for The victory gave the Dons Negoesco Stadium, which this their second win this week in year has averaged a quiet crowd of play against nationally ranked teams, their only loss coming 200 a game. to #5 UCLA and the other win

• -::;•••.•• .. . •••-:•.:,•.:-•• ""• :-::':,:/'-:,, coming against #15 Hofstra. These great accomplish­ ments have all been done with Junior midfielder Chris Roden battles for the ball with a UCLA defender. Much of the game was played The USF Men s Golf Team opened the loss of three players from the tough by both sides, resulting in four yellow cards, two on each side. it's '99 season with a sixth place starting rotation, due to ACL finish in the 16-team Georgetown injuries. Senior Inge Klevberg, Gerard Hylkema. The Cardinals stumbled their minutes of each other. last year's Hylkema way through the thick fog to Akerjordet was dangerous Invitational, played in Virginia. leading scorer nailed a long- the locker room, visibly shaken from the perimeter, directing a Freshman Tyler Pitt finished went down in range shot by the Dons clean play and in­ bullet which skipped under highest individually for the Dons early August. A fluke gave the which de­ tensity on the field. Stanford keeper Adam Zapala Anthony in eleventh place. Cardinal their only flected off of A fluke gave the Cardinals and connected with the back of Medina and the left post their only goal of the night. On the net. Akerjordet lit it up Tiberiu goal of the night. in the thirty- a direct kick just outside the again with under ten minutes Marinescu The Dons came third minute box, Lee Morrison headed the to go in the game, booting a la­ went down in back ferociously of the first ball towards the net, which ser-beam off of an assist from first weeks of "I know we'll get to the final. with twenty min­ period. The barely rebounded off of the Per Christian Larsen. Gerard I know we're better than the season, goal was crossbar for a game-tying goal. Hylkema set up the play with a leaving three utes to go. Hylkema's The Dons came back fero­ great steal upfield. these teams, especially when voids to fill. fifth of the ciously with twenty minutes to The goal put the match in One player young season go. Red-hot Alex Akerjordet the books as win number five it comes to game time. It that has stepped up and taken and the only goal of the first scored his third and fourth through only eight games, ty- doesn't matter what Santa on the challenge is sophomore half. goals of the season within six Dons: Page 15 Clara is ranked. They're our rivals, you know how that is. Akerjordet a Soccer Success It's just going to he a battle." —Scott Spaulding Far, Far Away From Home DONS GOALKEEPER Maria Jimenez One of Akerjordet's memo­ SPORTSWEEK STAFF WRITER ries of his youth was when he USF men's soccer team watched his all time favorite Men's Soccer leader and forward Alexsander soccer player, Maradona, "The Akerjordet is back for his last Golden Boy," juggling the ball vs. Sacramento St. season with the Dons. So far for the press. Today @ 7:00pm this season, Akerjordet's out­ "I thought he was really standing performance in the at San Diego State. good at juggling. I remember field has amazed Dons fans. He saying to myself; 1 would like Sat. Sept. 25 @ 6:00pm. has contributed in every game to do that some day. Now, I am played, either by assisting or a good juggler, thanks to him." Women's Soccer scoring. Akerjordet believes that vs. Pepperdine "Alex has a lot of promise. Maradona is a great soccer Fri. Sept. 24 @ 7:00pm He can make a great contribu­ player, however he was really dis­ tion for the team this season," appointed with the drug scan­ at San Diego said USF soccer coach Stephen dal surrounding his hero youth. Sun. Sept. 26 @ 3:00pm Negoesco. "It was a waste of time for the at Sacramento St. Akerjordet's passion for soc­ soccer world," said Akerjordet. cer began early in his youth. Soccer has been a very im­ Wed. Sept. 29 @ 5:00pm His soccer career started at the portant part of Akerjordet's life young age of four in his native ever since he was young. He Volleyball city of Oslo, Norway, playing in played soccer consistently vs. San Jose St. the "Speed" soccer little league. throughout his elementary and Sat. Sept. 25 @ 7:00pm "I would insist to my par­ high school years. ents that I wanted to play soc­ "What I like most about Cross Country cer and so they took me to the soccer is that it is a team sport, "Speed" team practice," said working together and accom­ at UC Davis Invitational imrirmtBwfmMf Akerjordet. "My parents have plishing a goal with a group of Sat. Sept. 25 All Day Senior Alex Akerjordet has led the Dons strong offensive attack this always been very supportive of people." said Akerjordet. season, scoring four goals and assisting on two others in eight games. me playing soccer." Akerjordet: Page 14