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! ^ STOM FEHT01ES k (ÔetUtl^ j^tSir n P2MSE P©B EYERYB©BY ©ggjsiir Hsis si Swnffit MMifQiMdDininal !D)n§si[iP[p©ninittiniii©niitt On the Spur of 1 1 1 P.M- 1:30 ftwl 6 P-M the Moment '' BY ROY MOULTON. I DPP VSORRV, »l)T WE HAVE TO ANSWER G*7ouT) /A^l^ÔeT^HARRlCD' Written Exclusively for Evening St»f. CD A j /b^ BRST I Hw/tcToet (CLOSE OP NOW, SIR. BY \ WILL WAY *S\R, VOO ARE THE t ( MY TROUSSSAU. Yo3 THE VIChTvANtS*ToAGCTFMA»»!lo -t ALONG ANO HELP /( THIRD -16NTLEMAN WHO HAs I'TIOM TUB IIICKUYVH.I* ci.ah.iox V Sg«T WAY. 1I AM ?i,«aleSL A (OO V J I He SELECT IT? S WAITED fW THAT SAME LADY, Blmer Jones Is dickerin’ with a fe<* j ^- °°MC SACK. ler for a plug hat and there la somn i \ HER/I^ V_J° tuik that he is goin’ into the under* takin’ business. O——O Ami- Hilliker traded off bis cheese an oatmobile and the next, V • factory for V day the oatmobile blowed up. Arne says there are times in a feller’s life when he cnn’t lay up a. cent, O-O The only thing on this earth that will stick closer than a brother Is the screw top on a glass fruit ,1ar. o—o There is several ways to eat sauer- kraut. but the best way is by proxy. O-O f never yit see a woman who would admit that she had anything to wear, and judgin’ by the statues in the mu, soums, I guess In the old days they really didn’t. j o—o The only feat more difficult, than feedin’ red pepper to a wildcat is try-in’ to get a six-inch stovepipe inU a five-inch chimney hole, O-O X see they iutve got ti iiow twii^ trivaiue to put in the collection plat* at the meetln' house. When a fellei • Yours in a button it shoot BX©IDSE ME Myer Noted Women Whose Birthday Is drops suspender By off a pistol. By gravy, if they eve1 .jj — APRIL 15 tried that In our meetln’ house tJ| would sound like a correct ImitatioiW Catherine I. of Russia of the battle of Bunker Hill. i; ! Copyrighted. 1918. CAUGHT 0.\ THE FUV. I] to one member of the new cabj® Copyright by Newark Dally Advertiser Publishing Company a nameless waif of a poor Lithuanian peasant girl, brought up Only a childhood of drudgery In the household of a simple Lutheran pastor net wears whiskers, so the cabinef* •‘Jack Sprat could eat no fat, BORNat without advantage of class or birth in a coun- may be said to be about 90 per centra And his wife could eat no lean, Marlonburg, utterly ' of caste distinction—such was the origin of the Catherine whom progressive and 10 per cent, reaction- I So betwixt them both, you see, try rigid of one of the ablest rulers Russia has ever known, ary. They licked the platter clean." Peter the Great Russia, chose In 1712 to share the honors of his throne. o—o • DEAR was to Vincent Astor lie would like U reading nursery rhymes Davie, who sal on At a little over twenty years of age this penniless peasant girl was sup- says j the floor his arms a bo a but. a news- 1 piazza listening, clasped about a pair of chubby, posed to have made a good match when she married young dragoon. At newspaper reporter, DOROTHYand—don’t it out loud—rather knees. must have say dirty thirty-three she was made the wife of the emperor, and at forty-five, after paper reporter somethin!! You most beside see, of Davie's pastimes entailed a certain amount of dirt, the death of Peter, she was the ruling empress of Russia—holding the high- money. and this he had particular morning been playing marbles, and you all est position of rank and power over an empire of fourteen million subjects. o—o know that cannot has been found one properly play marbles unlees one forgets such minor Anri this is how it happened: After' Napoleon's grandson things as knees. had married her in a Los Angeles lumber yard. He if young Catherine She at once his most in- He was so to became believed to be the member o! busy listening Dorothy that he would not have noticed brave dragoon he was called away to only fluential confidant, and in a few years If they had been black as coal. bride with the kind the Bonaparte family who is not ex- war, leaving his succeeded in becoming Ills lawful •'Read some more," he commanded. "I know one, Guess I'll her pecting to start a revolution In though. pastor, who had brought up. wife. say it. Russian soldiers took Marien- France. .The Of course, no one could choose to "Higgle-dy, piggle-dy, my fat hen, burg soon after and the pastor threw O-O take Catherine as an example, for has been removed "She lays eggs for—for—for—what does she lay eggs for?” ami his on the mercy A diamond ring himself family her which ended In I'M very life, disap- from a Pittsburgh man's stomach “Oh, you always forget,” said Dorothy, "now, try to remember this time. WlFEY- COPS _ of the Russian Sher- ELECTED) [TwflNNfl’YeflTM ¥howABOUTfl ^ commander, shows the BE Ft pointment uiuj dissipation, a he 'She lays eggs for gentle men.' Mnvoa-’ NOW I JOB 2 emetleff. Apparently Catherine for- Being Pittsburgh man, probably for ME POST-OFFICE O of her actions, At the same time "Not but ----- > folly swallowed It so the chorus girl* 'gentle men,’ 'gentlemen,’ corrected mother Dear, as she came ILL TAKE IT EASY •' FIREMAN )1 > <& got her vows of faithfulness to her ) * she had her admirable qualities. She it. out the door with her sewing. — ^ 1 absent husband, and when Sherome- couldn’t get was clever and persevering, and she O-—o "She's so smart telling me hihvând then she got it wrong herself,” m tielT showed his inclination to admire was, in her own loyal to Peter. sold cried Davie. "I know another. her fresh peasant beauty Catherine way, The battleship Oregon may be. I*t was recognition of her services in for iron. she has always "Dittle boy blue, come blow your horn, took advantage of l(, and. although scrap Well, getting him out of difficulties been a of iron when Sheep In meadows, cows In corn. the other captives were sent on as good piece scarp her wit and pluck that he was in Where’s little boy tends to sheep? prisoners of war to Moscow, Cath- through there any scrap sight. flic Order of Love and Under haystack, fast asleep.” erine remained with Sheremetieff. established O—-“O wom- He ended with a Fidelity, or of St. Catherine, for When tile Southern colonels attend roar. "Didn’t X say it fine? And didn't forget a The story goes that in the slavery en. It was her and pa- White House dinners will hayr thing, did I?” lo which she was now subjected, by sympathy they as much as by her to their of cheer in their "You did very well,'' smiled motlier Dear. Catherine passed through the hands tience, quite carry supply left a beauty and cleverness, that she held ‘‘Only you out lot of w'ords,*' said Dorothy, "now, do you want of several prominent generals of the hip pockets. me the affections of this hot-headed em- O-O to read any more or not?” Russian army, and finally became a "O' peror. Alfred Noyes, the English now course,”'replied Davie, settling himself to listen, so Dorothy opened membeij of the household of Prince plpet in this is said to the book and began again In her pleasant voice: Menschikoff, who was much in the But in spite of all her power and visiting country, have of Probably “I had a little pony, I called him Dapple Gray, favor of the great emperor; but the all of her years of contact with the plenty money. Catherine died un- left it to him. 1 lent him to a lady, to ride a mile away; prince had gained I he coveted young great court, still somebody of O-O Hhe whipped him, she lashed him, she rode him-" peasanl woman only to have to give able to read or write, and in spite the her and she bore A 'alifornia man tried to go with- "Through mire," interrupted Davie, ‘‘I would not lend my pony now her tip to the emperor, who, when lie beauty charms for out food thirty days and now he will a hundred ladles’ hire.’ See, I knew that one, too.” first saw her in Menschikoff's house, through her life traits of feature and have any further use for food "Now, mother, please make Davie stop, lie asks me to read, and •was charmed by her beauty and manner that stamped her as a peas- never in form. then he shouts out every time and spoils everything.” I VE COME TO INFORM cleverness. ant woman of Lithuania. any Davie stood and thrust up his hands in his pockets. His big eyes YOU OF YOUR flashed in anger. NOMI NRYIOIN “What's the use o’ knowing ’em if you can't say 'em," he “t asked, FOR R •on’t care if you never read your old book, and-’’ SECOND "Davie! You must Seen and Heard at Dorothy! overcome this quarreling habit.

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