Meet Ed-Op 12 Datebook 45 Drexel’s Comes'^ 20 Golf Team Classifieds * 22 mEniuNGi£ Entertainment 24 Page 17 Volume 72, Numbet 24 Philid«lphu. P»nntylv«nu April 18,1997 The Student Newspaper at Drexel University Copyrighl 01997 The Tilingte Master USGA fails to meet quorum, again The organization has not had an official activity fee process. The draft legislative board. Plan was a compromised version, Director of Student Activities meeting this term. The activity fee process which came from two months of and USGA advisor Adam work am ong Student Life staff Goldstein said, “We would love and internal restructuring may be affected. and students. to see the student government firm Among the proposed changes, have the opportunity to vote on Anh Dang legislative officers present to do the new student fee process calls this. That is our first option.” NEWS EDITOR business. It was one officer short for a new membership and The USGA officers were named Three weeks into the spring for quorum on April 14. appointment system for the allo­ expected to be be informed of term, the Undergraduate Student Associate Vice President and cation committee. This process the proposal April 14, then come Government Association has not Dean of Students Dianna Dale would override parts of the cur­ back to debate and vote on the If approved by the yet obtained quorum to hold an and others came to USGA meet­ rent USGA constitution. changes the following week. If Board of Trustees, the official meeting. Currently, the ing April 14 to present their latest Modifying its constitution would USGA does not have quorum local firm will study student government needs seven proposal to revise the student require approval from the USGA See USGA on page 2 Drexel's campus with a landscape architect. Architect Speaks In M andell Jonathan Poet MANAGING EDITOR An architecture firm has been chosen to develop a Master Plan for Drexel’s campus, according to Vice President for Student Life and Administrative Services Tony Caneris. The Philadelphia firm of Burt, Hill, Kosar and Rittelmann will develop the plan in conjunction with landscape architect George Hargraves, pending Board of Trustees approval. Hargraves has offices in San Francisco and Boston. A Master Plan is a report which offers suggestions for space usage to create a more cohesive and attractive commu­ nity of buildings. It provides an outline for overall future space needs, but not the details of potential improvements. See Master Plan on page 3

Senior wins G e r m a n F u lb r ig h t scholarship Noah Addis The Triangle Anh Dang Architect James Polshek addresses a crowd in Mandell Theater on Thursday, April 17. He showed slides at the lecture, which was part of the Departnnent of NEWS EDITOR Architecture's annual endowed Farajolla and Maryam Badie Arfaa Lecture Series. International Area Studies major Stacy Lutkus was awarded a J. William Fulbright scholar­ ship on March 17. Beginning in September, she will be in Germany to study and work on G a m b le rs h o ld o n t o t h e ir her Fulbright thesis, all expenses paid. “I didn’t really expect to get cash at M onte Carlo Night this award. I was amazed that I even made it to the second Babita Kuruvilla Upon entering the lounge, TRIANGLE STAFF WRITER round,” said Lutkus. “Right now each person received a cup I’m really excited and nervous, The Monte Carlo Night at labeled “Monte Carlo on the but I know that first I have to Drexel had the feel of an Atlantic Strip” with $1,000 in fake money concentrate on graduation.” City casino. However, gamblers and a raffle ticket. Spread Besides maintaining a 3.8 didn’t need to shell out a dime to throughout the lounge were 10 gambling stations including grade point average, the senior is win big prizes. also involved with numerous of The 18th annual Monte Carlo black jack, poker, roulette, extra-curricular activities. She Night was held by the Resident craps, a money wheel and a “big has served as president of the Student Association on April 16 sbc” wheel. The dealers at the tables were Alpha Sigma Alpha sorority and in the New Tower’s second floor resident assistants and other vol­ was a member of the women’s lounge. The event started at 7:00 unteers who knew the games. soccer team as well as The p.m. and lasted for four hours. Anh Dang The Triangle About 250 students and staff Director of the Newman Center Triangle. Faculty Senate Chair Dr. Kambiz Pourrezaei deals a hand of poker at the 18th Rev. Charles Brinkman as well as Dr. Vivien M. Thweatt, direc- came in and out to try their luck ' See Monte Carlo Night on page See Fulbright scholar on page 3 annual Monte Carlo Night held April 16 in New Tower. at the gambling tables. ' c University The Triangle • April 18,1997

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USGA from page 1 The proposed student activity ballot. If approved by a majority Editorial Street Yard fee allocation committee consists of voters, the new student gov­ Ediior-in-Chief Patricia O'Brien again on April 21, Dale said she of nine full-time undergraduate ernment constitution would Managing Editor Jonathan Poet would use her power as dean of students who would be appoint­ apply to the officers who will be News Editor Anh Dang p r o j e c t students to implement the ed by USGA. Two faculty mem­ elected via the current system. Entertainment Editor BradWible changes without their input. bers and two staff members It was unclear at press time Sports Editor Larry Rosenzweig Photo Editor NoahAddis “As dean of students, 1 feel would make up the non-voting how the elected officials would Eminence Grise John Gruber r e s u r f a c e s that I’ve given students the members. translate into the new student opportunity that is substantial government structure. ASSOCIATED PRESS for their student voice. If they Officers' changes Shroff told The Triangle that Because USGA Speaker he hopes new officers would When Amtrak officials look can’t step up to the plate, 1 will Administration above the train tracks next to move the new allocation process Tasheen Khan recently resigned, solve the attendance issue and be Business Office Manager Jay Kimball 30th Street Station, they do not ... forward,” Dale said. the April 14 unofficial USGA more productive. Business Manager Sachin Shah see thin air. They see a potential “The lack of quorum in the meeting was presided over by Goldstein said, “I had hoped Advertising Manager Venu Gaddamldi hotel, a future movie theater and, USGA is an area of great concern College of Business Repre­ to see the referendum happen Classifieds Manager Jbnathan Mullen maybe, a retail area. to me,” Goldstein told The sentative Sam Shroff. USGA before the actual election. I want­ Distribution Manager Ryan La Riviere The national passenger rail­ Triangle. “This body is the rec­ must obtain quorum first to ed this to happen to make for a road service is looking for a ognized representative organiza­ appoint someone as acting smoother transition to the new developer for the estimated $115 tion for undergraduates at speaker. Shroff told The Triangle structure.” million project on the four acres Drexel. Not reaching quorum that he would be interested in the Originally, the USGA was staff Writtrs above Amtrak’s rail yards. means that the representative position. aiming to hold the referendum Taria Avery, Peter T. Buckley, Rishi Chadha, “The site now, we think, is voice of the students is not “The reason that people are before the elections, but because Kathleen Didinger, Nick DIFranco, attractive enough so it is going to speaking for the students.” resigning from USGA is because time is lacking, USGA decided to Babita Kuruvilla, Sean Murphy, Alice Salfiti, Andrew Scullion, Ashish Talati develop interest,” Amtrak USGA Comptroller Riz they are tired of putting in the combine the referendum and the spokesman Rick Remington Shavelle said that the recent lack time and nothing happening,” elections. Goldstein said he Columnists said. of quorum was “almost expect­ Shroff said. agreed with USGA’s decision, Michael Busier, Chris Puzak Proposals to build a 66-acre ed.” She explained that of the 11 Last term, USGA sent out let­ since it allows the voters more Photographars office park or a baseball stadium USGA legislative officers, one is ters to its inactive officers urging time to be aware of the proposed Michael Lawless in the area have circulated since on co-op in California and three them to either resign or show up structural changes in the student Cartoonists the early 1980s. have classes on Monday night. for meetings. As of Feb. 3, seven government constitution. Don Haring, Jr., Youssef Elbahtimy, Jason Under the current plan, the Officers who are unavailable to of those officers confirmed their USGA Chief Justice Jason Jensen, Milbourne T. Monkey, Daniel Rosas railroad would give air rights attend the 7:00 p.m. weekly resignations, and nine more were DiRosa is working on the new Contributing Editors above the tracks to a developer. meetings are allowed to send getting a second notice. structure. He recently inherited Gene McMurray (Comics) Amtrak also plans to ask alternates. However, Shavelle “I don’t harbor ill will or bad the task from Junior Class Contributing Staff Congress for $50 million to build said, “Most officers have prob­ feelings towards [the absent offi­ Representative Sarah Holtz, who Carlo SantonI (Distribution) a 1,000-space garage and to lems finding representatives or cers],” said Shavelle. “But wish is on co-op in California. widen streets. alternates to serve in their place.” they had made a more careful Compared to the USGA struc­ The development could decision of the time commitment ture, the total number of student include a 300- to 400-room hotel Activity fee reform involved before deciding to run government officers would and 20-screen theater, according Dale said, “We’re trying to and setting aside Monday night decrease from 44 to 23, but total to Granite Partners Inc., the rail­ streamline this [student activity] as the night for USGA.” voting officers would increase road’s financial adviser. process to make it easily under­ Two USGA seniors — Lee from 20 to 21. The proposed standable, more user-friendly.” Fisher and Pete Buckley — are structure combines the legislative The reform process was a taking Monday night classes as and the executive branches into Contact Information result of a six-month Student graduation requirements, said one group composed of 18 offi­ The Triangle Life study which documented Shavelle. cers. Four of these 18 officers 32nd and Chestnut Streets Philadelphia, PA 19104 problems with the current han­ “Even though the organiza­ would be freshmen. Otherwise, dling of the activity fee. tion is going through a tough the proposal abandons the classi­ P/jone. (215)895-2585 During the past two months time right now, it is still impor­ fication of student government for (215)895-5935 Philly some students, including tant to recognize the many lead­ officers based on college, class, E-mail: st92jgem@dunx1 .ocs.drexel.edu Shavelle, have worked with the ers in the organization that con­ affiliation or interest. administration to complete the tinue to work hard for the stu­ “The upcoming election cycle new fee process. A new system is dents of this campus,” Goldstein will be very important to the stu­ Copyright ©1997 The Triangle. No work tops for expected to clarify funding poli­ said. “There are still student dents of this campus. ... herein may be reproduced in any form, in whole or in part, without the written con­ cy and provide a consistent basis leaders in the USGA that respect Students who are concerned sent of the Editor-in-Chief. for the distribution and usage of the important privilege of being about student representation Opinions expressed within are not neces­ the activity fee. on the student government and should ask questions about these sarily those of The Triangle. The Triangle is heroin Shavelle said, “Just about the responsibilities that go with candidates before going to vote,” published Fridays during the academic year except during examination and vaca­ everything that the students on those privileges.” said Goldstein. tion periods. The Triangle is published the committee suggested or rec­ Goldstein said the working biweekly in the summer. ommended was implemented A way out proposal for the new student The Triangle's only source of income is purhy advertising; funding from the University is and a number of concerns of USGA plans to hold its spring government constitution “is a not accepted. members of the Student elections on May 14-15 to elect good model for student repre­ ASSOCIATED PRESS The Triangle is free to members of the Organizational Council were all of its officers. A referendum sentation and will most likely Drexel community, but distribution is limit­ When it comes to heroin, incorporated into the final struc­ to overhaul its current constitu­ help the group be more produc­ ed to one copy per reader. Philadelphia holds a dubious dis­ ture, procedures and guidelines.” tion is scheduled to be on the tive.” Subscriptions may be ordered for $20 for tinction. one year; display and classified advertising inquiries may be placed at the addresses or “Philadelphia currently has phone numbers above. the highest heroin purity avail­ able in the United States,” said Michael A. Pavlick of the federal Towers hosts Monte Carlo Night Drug Enforcement Administra­ tion’s Philadelphia office. Philadelphia heroin is 70 per­ Monte Carlo Night from page 1 Gamblers cheered loud along with two games for it. cent pure, Pavlick said Wednes­ enough to be heard over the club About 50 volunteers helped Colophon day during a City Council hear­ Faculty Senate Chair Dr. Kambiz music provided by DJ Kaos throughout the night, taking Hardwart ing on drugs. Heroin on the Pourrezaei were among dealers from Calhoun Hall. Refresh­ shifts at the tables. The lounge The Triangle is produced using Apple streets of New York or Washing­ at the card tables. Every half ments were also provided free of was “jammed packed. The turn­ Macintosh and Power Macintosh comput­ ton, D.C., is far less potent. hour, raffle ticket numbers were charge. ers. Images are digitized with a Nikon out is great, well over my expec­ Coolscan negatiye scanner and an Apple The city is thriving as a heroin called and the winning numbers The favorite game seemed to tations,” said Don DeMario, Color OneScanner. Proofs are printed to a processing and distribution cen­ received prizes varying from T- be black jack. Craps and the advisor for RSA and residential Hewlett-Packard LaserJet 4si MX; final ter, he said. boards are printed to a Hewlett-Packard shirts to Philadelphia Flyers jer­ money wheel were also crowded director of Myers. LaserJet 4MV. The hearings were a response seys to $50 Drexel book store gift throughout the night. The Monte Carlo Night was Softwara to a proposal by Council certificates. The night ended with the final sponsored by area businesses Page layout is designed using QuarkXPress. President John F. Street to hire Many of the prizes were con­ raffle selections amid the cheer­ and campus groups who Images are prepared for reproduction 1,000 retired police officers to using Adobe Photoshop and Ofoto. Text is doms which were donated by ing crowd. The biggest prize, an DeMario said “were very gener­ set in Adobe Minion and Myriad typefaces. work part time patrolling drug sponsor Condom Kingdom. The RCA 20-inch Hi-Fi TV, went to ous in their donations.” corners. Pavlick also told the crowd went wild when Mr. Courtney Krumrine, who plans Attendees could also purchase Council Philadelphia is a distrib­ Dennis Marks, father of Towers to put it in her room at Myers. “I extra raffle tickets for $1 a piece. ution center for large amounts of Resident Director Stephanie had all these tickets, [and was] The revenue from this event is crack from Mexico. Marks, won 25 condoms. “Of all kind of getting mad. [1] didn’t donated to a charity, said He also lamented that only 17 the prizes, I can’t wait to take this think 1 was going to win,” she Executive Director of RSA city police officers are assigned home — I’m probably going to exclaimed. Freshman Rodney Nicole Tedeschi. “This lets peo­ to the DEA, 13 fewer than an put these in the candy bowl,” he Rogers won a VCR and Ato ple know that RSA exists,” she agreement with the city specifies. said while turning red. Swann won a Sony PlayStation, added. The Triangle • April 18,1997 University/Local W h ite Convicted murderer released to lawyer's focuses on custody after testimony by victim's mom 1999Philly Lee Linder Lambert contends that she is der. Yunkin has said he dropped mony of Mrs. Show, he obstruct­ ASSOCIATED PRESS innocent and was the victim of the women off at Show’s condo­ ed justice.” PHILADELPHIA — Convic­ prosecutorial misconduct. She minium and later picked them Savage could not be reached m a y o r a l ted murderer Lisa Michelle claims the state withheld and up after the killing. for comment. Lambert was conditionally tampered with evidence she Mrs. Show said that she real­ Dalzell promised an opinion released to the custody of her could have used at her July 1992 ized during the testimony that within a week on whether c a m p a i g n lawyer Wednesday after the vic­ trial. she had seen Yunkin’s car, with Lambert can be retried and he tim’s mother testified that a Hazel Show, the victim’s three people in it, drive out of directed Lancaster County ASSCXIIATED PRESS policeman told her to withhold mother, came forward Wednes­ her condominium complex. District Attorney Joseph Mad- The director of the Philadel­ crucial testimony. day during the testimony of Mrs. Show said she told ensbacher to let him know by phia Housing Authority hopes to U.S. District Judge Stewart Ronald Savage, a former East Savage about it when he was Thursday morning “whether you run this city one day. Dalzell placed Lambert and her Lampeter Township police investigating the murder. still want to defend this case.” John F. White Jr. took a big two attorneys under the protec­ sargeant and current district jus­ “He told me that I wasn’t to Savage is due to return to the step toward that goal Wednesday tion of federal marshals. tice in Lancaster County. dwell on that ... and we didn’t stand Thursday. when he announced his resigna­ Neither Lambert nor her Mrs. Show, who testified in talk anymore about it,” she said. The judge directed attorney A1 tion as of Oct. 31 to get a head lawyers, .Christina Rainville and the judge’s chambers, said she The judge showed great dis­ Lewis, hired by the Lancaster start raising money for the 1999 Peter Greenberg would comment came forward after listening to pleasure over Savage’s testimo­ County Commissioners, to mayoral campaign. on the order, but all smiled Savage testify about a car driven ny. “He committed perjury,” advise Justice Savage of his Fifth “We completed all the tasks broadly. by Lawrence Yunkin, Lambert’s Dalzell said. “I think he’s Amendment rights. we were assigned,” White said. Dalzell is presiding at a hear­ boyfriend. obstructed justice. My recom­ “I’m going to ask him ques­ “We not only revitalized but ing brought by Lambert to throw Yunkin is serving a 10- to 20- mendation is that he be removed tions. I’m going to let Ms. reformed public housing in the out her conviction and life sen­ year sentence for his part in the immediately from judicial duties Rainville ask him questions and city of Philadelphia. The integrity tence for the knife slaying of 16- Show murder. Lambert’s friend, because, he has in my judge­ he can decide question by ques­ of the agency has been restored.” year-old Laurie Show on Tabitha Buck, is serving a life ment, repeatedly committed per­ tion whether to take the Fifth Four years ago. White took December 20,1991. sentence for second-degree mur­ jury before me. And on the testi­ Amendment,” Dalzell told Lewis. over a housing agency struggling to shed a reputation of corrup­ tion, wastefulness and inefficien­ cy. During his tenure, he had dif­ ficulty ensuring safe, clean hous­ ing for the poor. A recent evalua­ Architecture firm and landscape tion by the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Develop­ ment gave the agency barely passing scores in many areas. Mayor Edward G. Rendell, architect chosen for Master Plan prevented by law from seeking a third term, praised White, saying Master Plan from page 1 “Hargraves is a guru on land­ closed 32nd Street between ment. The firm would also con­ he was a good housing chief and scaping,” Caneris said. “He’ll Chestnut and Market Streets to sider where new buildings could would make a good mayor. The Building and Properties decide where the gateway to the traffic in January at the request of be constructed. “He hasn’t made the agency Committee of the Board of University will be and where the University. That area, which Caneris said Hargraves and perfect. But I don’t think Moses, Trustees, along with members of landscaping improvements need is adjacent to the Main Building, the architecture firm would work Muhammad, and Jesus working the administrationi interviewed to be made.” will likely be the location of the as a team, using faculty, student together could make the agency five firms on April 9. The admin­ Caneris said that Hargraves pedestrian mall. and staff input, to develop the perfect,” Rendell said. istration has been considering would also look at where a Burt, Hill, Kosar and Rittel- Master Plan. He said he expects Rendell, however, declined to the Master Plan for several “pedestrian mall” for the food mann would examine Drexel’s the plan to be completed in 10 to throw his support to White, say­ months, and Caneris said he trucks would be located. “He can building space, including the 12 months. ing other potential candidates expects the Board of Trustees to transform the place,” Caneris number and types of classrooms A campus Master Plan was were also qualified to run City formally approve use of the firms said. needed, and which buildings last prepared for the University Hall. at its May 7 meeting. The City of Philadelphia need renovation and improve­ in 1987.

Drexel student wins German Fulbright scholarship Fulbright sdiolar from page 1 Fulbright awards are given each German. has also presented countless net­ Germany as part of a legal team year to graduating college “I plan to write my thesis on working opportunities. Being a working on a case involving tor of the International Area seniors. Winners gets free the problems the European member of a sorority really German labor law. Studies program at Drexel, said, tuition, housing, travel and a Union is currently facing in try­ opened many closed doors that I Lutkus spent her second co­ “Stacy’s Fulbright award is a monthly stipend of approximate­ ing to implement a customs never even knew existed.” op as a special agent trainee for timely and well-deserved recog­ ly $650. union agreement signed with Dr. Thweatt said, “Her coop­ the Criminal Investigation nition of her exceptional acade­ Lutkus’s scholarship comes Turkey in 1995. I proposed to erative education record is an Division of the Internal Revenue mic record, her ongoing contri­ from the German Fulbright study this at the East European impressive one as well, and her Service, where she is still working bution to student activities at Commission. Because of the Institute at the Free University of internship with the European part-time. Drexel, and her potential for topic of her proposed study, the Berlin,” said Lutkus. Parliament in Brussels in the fall Last year, another Interna­ scholarly achievement at the U.S. Fulbright Commission for­ Lutkus had planned to go on of 1995 was one of the most pres­ tional Area Studies student, graduate level.” warded her application to the to law school, which she still tigious of the internships avail­ Celeste Armenti, was awarded a Dr. Mark L. Greenberg, direc­ German committee. intends to do when she comes able to American students. Fulbright scholarship to the tor of the University Honors “They sent the notification to back from Germany. She said she Fulbright Scholars represent European Community for 1996- Program and chairman of the my parents’ house,” Lutkus said. wants to use what she has learned their institution and their coun­ 97. Drexel Fulbright committee, “My mom called me on her both at Drexel and as a student at try abroad — Stacy will be an The Fulbright program was said, “Stacy is a model student: lunch hour. We both started to Mannheim to pursue a careei* in outstanding ‘ambassador’ for established in 1946, immediately bright, hard-working, focused, cry when she read the letter to international law. us.” after World War II. and ambitious. me. Regarding her hectic schedule, During her internship, Lutkus U.S. Senator J. William "She had not only to impress “As part of the selection Lutkus said, “I know exactly how worked for Anne Andre- Fulbright spearheaded a bill members of the University process, the commission chose a much time I have and what I Leonard, a member of the which uses funding from sales of Fulbright Committee to win our university for me — the need to get done. The act of Belgium Liberal Party. American military supplies to strongest recommendations ... University of Mannheim, where being involved helps me manage Ms. Andre was a member of finance foreign study for but also had to overcome the dif­ I’ll be working on an ongoing my time. Of course I can also the parliament’s delegation to American citizens and to provide ficulties of winning a Fulbright research project in European survive with about four hours of Turkey. The stint helped Lutkus transportation for foreign schol­ just a year after another Drexel Integration while talking classes sleep a night. develop an interest in the cus­ ars wishing to study in the U.S. student. Celeste Armenti, was so ... all in German,” Lutkus said. “I think that my involvement toms union. The program seeks to promote awarded. Only the strongest can­ International Area Studies is a in the Greek community at For her first co-op, she mutual understanding to didate, with the most extensive language-based major which Drexel, particularly my member­ worked at Wilmer, Cutler and advance knowledge. preparation and experiences in incorporates political science, ship in Alpha Sigma Alpha, Pickering law firm in The Fulbright Commission in the host country, could have history and business. All IAS stu­ greatly contributed to my success Washington D.C. as a project Germany was established in 1962 pulled this off. Stacy was such a dents are required to test profi­ as a student at Drexel. assistant. and is equally financed and over­ candidate.” ciently in a foreign language. “It has taught me time man­ Lutkus spent three months in seen by German and U.S. gov­ Only a small number of Lutkus has studied French and agement and leadership, and it the firm’s office in Berlin, ernments. The Triangle • April 18,1997

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WHEN: APRIL 23, 1997 TIME: 7:00 P.M. WHERE: MANDELL THEATER RECEPTION TO FOLLOW Co-Sponsored by the Division of Student Life and Administrative Services and Gays, Lesbians & Bisexuals at Drexel The Triangle • April 18,1997 National C h e r o k e e s Kick th e habit, Iceep th e kids f i g h t i n g Jim Fitzgerald interests of the child” standard be the decisive factor. care of them.” ASSOCIATED PRESS used in custody cases means par­ In 1990, a Tennessee court That rule led last year to a a m o n g WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — If ties can raise, and judges can awarded custody of an asthmatic criminal contempt conviction — you can imagine yourself in a consider, almost any issue. And boy to his father because his and a loss of all visitation rights battle for custody of your chil­ if a judge is so inclined, he can mother smoked in front of the — for a father who smoked dur­ t h e m s e l v e s dren, divorce lawyer Alan see smoking as a negative in two child, even in an automobile. ing his time with his daughter. Scheinkman has some advice: ways: dirtying the child’s air and Similar rulings have come in Merril Sobie, a Pace Law pro­ Kelly Kurt Don’t smoke. showing poor character. Connecticut, Delaware, Minne­ fessor, a specialist in children’s ASSOCIATED PRESS Judges in divorce cases are “The parent who’s willing to sota and New Jersey, all since law and a pipe smoker, believes TAHLEQUAH, Okla. — Both increasingly considering smok­ smoke in the same room with an 1993. that without evidence a child is men wore a Cherokee marshal ing as a factor in deciding where asthmatic child shows more self- Some judges, perhaps realiz­ being harmed, “I don football?” badge, carried a 9 mm handgun to put the kids — especially centeredness and less selfless ing that it can be hard to quit he asks. “I’m also very leery of and claimed to be the tribe’s top when the children have asthma regard for their child than one smoking, have decided not to the state intervening in parental lawman. or allergies. who won’t,” says Ann Oldfather, switch custody but to impose discretion.” Pat Ragsdale commanded his “If you were a prudent parent a divorce lawyer in Louisville, smoking restrictions on the par­ Similarly, Walker Merriman forces at the tribe’s 130-year-old on the receiving end of a custody Ky. ent. of the Tobacco Institute, an courthouse. Joe Fishinghawk led petition, and you really cared Obviously, smoking is not In Nassau County, N.Y., a industry group, says that unless his at tribal headquarters on the about the kids and retaining cus­ always going to make a differ­ judge ruled that a woman could it can be shown that-the child edge of town. tody, you’d say, ' I’m quitting,”’ ence. smoke in only one room of the could suffer harm, “it’s very For weeks, a power struggle Scheinkman says. “If you had a parent who is house, and only if the children troublesome for courts to under­ has been under away among the The issue has spilled over into beating the other parent and the weren’t present. take fine-grain scrutiny and Cherokees, and it all began with the nation’s family courts as the child, you wouldn’t say, 'Well, In Knox County, Tenn., the engage in social engineering.” the chief, who is facing charges of public becomes increasingly because the victim is a smoker, Circuit Court has adopted a rule To date, there is no clear financial wrongdoing. aware of the dangers of cigarettes we’re going to award custody to for all custody cases, and not just national standard on how to Now, police with the U.S. and secondhand smoke. It will the abusing parent,”’ Schein­ those in which the child has a handle parents smoking around Bureau of Indian Affairs have be the topic of a panel discussion kman says. health problem: “If children are children in custody cases, says stepped in to take responsibility Friday at Pace University Law But in cases where the parents exposed to smoke, it will be Sobie: “It’s very much a child of for law enforcement amid a mess School. are equal in nearly all other strong evidence that the expos­ the ‘90s and very much undevel­ that has sullied the Cherokee The nearly universal “best respects, smoking could prove to ing parent does not take good oped.” Nation’s reputation for stable leadership in its 14-county domain in the rolling hills of eastern Oklahoma. “We used to be looked up to,” said 83-year-old Cherokee tribal leader Rasmus Hummingbird. “Now we’re just a laughing­ stock.” The controversy within the B e c a u se nation’s second-largest Indian tribe began Feb. 25 when Ragsdale led his Cherokee mar­ shals on a raid of Chief Joe Byrd’s office as part of an investi­ all-nighteris gation into alleged misappropri­ ation of funds. Byrd, fired the marshals and later rejected the tribal court’s order to reinstate them. Instead, he hired his own armed security aren't always force and put Fishinghawk in charge. The chief believes the court overstepped its bounds and said he will ignore any court order he s p e n t in considers unconstitutional. Since then, Byrd has been charged in tribal court with con­ spiring to obstruct justice for fir­ ing the marshals. Last week, the tribe’s prosecu­ the library tor filed another criminal com-. plaint accusing Byrd and his chief financial officer of diverting nearly $65,000 in tribal funds to pay a high-power Washington law firm. Byrd declared a state of emer­ gency Tuesday and called a meeting of legislative body of the 182,000-member tribe. ' The Tribal Council — with only nine of its 15 members pre­ sent — voted to begin impeach­ VISA ment proceedings against all three of the tribal court’s judges and called in the BIA take over law enforcement.. “I don’t know who is right,” said Colleen Villerreal, a tribe member who feels she owes alle­ giance to the chief. “But it could have a very big impact. It could pull us apart,” he added. X t'0 Ragsdale said the turmoil will be resolved only when the chief ■you. "WS-nt to be. obeys the tribal court’s orders. Ragsdale’s marshals still have the tribe’s radios, patrol cars and weapons, and he said his group will continue to enforce tribal O VU« U.S.A. Inc, \9<)7 law even as the BIA moved in Thursday to enforce federal laws. “We will not have cops clashing with cops,” he said. Local/National The Triangle • April 18,1997 Drill sergeant accused of raping soldier accused of the most serious Her room was in the same build­ stayed overnight, she said. A soldier testified that her drill sergeant offenses. He is charged with rap­ ing as Simpson’s office. She did not report any of the repeatedly raped her. Defense attorneys ing six women under his com ­ The attacks began in her first incidents because she did not mand. weeks at the base, as she searched want other soldiers to think question why she never reported the incident The Army specialist who testi­ for a lamp in a storage room, she badly of her. She perceived fied Wednesday was a trainee at said. Simpson cornered her in Simpson as well-liked by other Bart Jansen she failed to report any of the the time of the alleged rapes, the room and locked the door, trainees and sergeants: “Like he ASSOCIATED PRESS alleged attacks and why she which she said took place she said. He then pulled off her was flawless.” ABERDEEN PROVING described nine incidents when between September and Dec­ shorts as she strug^ed with both Simpson is charged with 58 GROUND, Md. — A 23-year- Simpson is charged with eight ember 1995 in Simpson’s office, hands to keep them on, she said. crimes in all. He could get life in old soldier testified Wednesday counts of rape. empty barracks rooms and his He pushed her onto a bed, held prison for a single rape convic­ that her drill sergeant repeatedly Prank J. Spinner, a civilian off-base apartment. Jier hands above her head with tion. Also Wednesday, Rodney summoned her and raped her defense lawyer, suggested that She said the most disturbing one hand while he opened a con­ Phillips, a former National nine times, controlling her as if other soldiers will testify^ that the attack was when Simpson dom with his free hand and Guard private from Ohio, she were a puppet on a string. female soldier told them the sex ordered her to his office after teeth, and raped her, she said. appeared to corroborate the sol­ The woman, testifying at the was consensual. morning formation, took off her “How did it feel?” prosecutor dier’s testimony that Simpson court-martial of Staff Sgt. “It was never consensual,” she uniform and raped her. Capt. Theresa Gallagher asked. repeatedly punched her. Delmar Simpson, said she did said. “I felt even worse than any of The soldier paused for half a Phillips said he was a passen­ not report him out of ‘'pnde and The trial is the first to emerge the other times because I was in minute. "It hurt,” she said. ger in the back seat of van and embarrassment.” from an Army sex scandal at my uniform,” she said. “That was On other occasions, Simpson saw Simpson’s arm move in a “People looked on him like a Aberdeen that prompted a mili- something to me and he was would order her to his office and punching motion eight to 10 demi-god,” she said of Simpson. tarywide investigation of sexual stripping me of it.” rape her on his bed in an adjoin­ times toward the seat where the “I saw the evil. ... He is a devil misconduct. As the only woman in her ing room, on blankets on the soldier was sitting. He heard with angel wings.” Of the 12 Aberdeen soldiers training class at Aberdeen, she floor or on a chair, she testified. three slaps of flesh on flesh and But defense attorneys attacked charged with criminal sexual lived in a different barracks from Later, he brought her to his heard her say, “Ow, stop it drill her credibility, questioning why misconduct, Simpson, 32, is her Bravo Company colleagues. apartment twice for sex and she sergeant.” EZ-Pass contract awarded

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The Triangle • April 18,1997 Regional/National Guard disciplined IVIcVeigli pre-trial continues The judge in the case extended his gag order The order was released as jury selection completed its 13th day, for fal(e wedding to cover the duration of the trial. with yet another jury candidate expressing ignorance of facts of ASSOCIATED PRESS Since the Feb. 19 mock wed­ Miciiael Fleeman tions,” he wrote. the case. Asked if she knew the MERCER, Pa. — Two inmates ding McLaughlin said he has ASSOCIATED PRESS The order applies to McVeigh, name of the federal building thdt at the state prison in Mercer were been taunted by gay inmates who DENVER — The judge in the lawyers, “persons associated with was bombed, she guessed it was forced into a mock marriage and have blown in his ear and patted Oklahoma City bombing trial them,” all law enforcement per­ the “Fred MacMurray Building.” a prison guard has been disci­ his buttocks. He is also worried Wednesday extended his gag sonnel in the case and all court It’s actually called the Alfred plined for conducting the cere­ that he may have hurt his order beyond jury selection, bar­ personnel. P. Murrah Federal Building, mony, the prison’s superinten­ chances at rehabilitation by ring participants from comment­ “They are prohibited from named-after an obscure federal dent said. reporting the incident. ing publicly throughout the case making any comments or state­ appeals court judge and not the Inmate Joe McLaughlin said McLaughlin, 29, is serving a against Timothy McVeigh. ments outside the courtroom, star of Disney films. he was forced to become the two- to five-year sentence after U.S. District Judge Richard concerning any of the evidence, Also questioned Wednesday groom and “marry” his cellmate, pleading guilty to burglary in Matsch, who has made it clear he • court rulings and opinions was a homemaker whose chil­ Charles Green in a guard’s Perry County. wants to avoid a “circus-like regarding the trial proceedings dren jokingly suggested she booth. Two other inmates served McLaughlin and his mother, atmosphere,” wrote in his and anything concerning the could become famous as a juror as best man, maid of honor and a Joyce McLaughlin of State revised order there is “no need jury,” Matsch wrote. in the bombing trial. fifth man was brought in to wit­ College, were critical of the way for the trial participants to It wasn’t clear why the judge “I am Miss Stay-at-Home, and ness the mock ceremony. prison officials have handled explain any aspects of the open felt compelled to issue a written I don’t want to become famous,” Superintendent Gilbert A. their complaints. They said a let- trial.” order, but in recent days said the mother of seven chil­ Walters told the Sharon Herald ter from Walters noting that “The public interests in McVeigh attorney Stephen Jones dren. that the incident was “embar­ McLaughlin could be placed in understanding and evaluating has made public comments on McVeigh faces execution if rassing and inappropriate.” protective custody or transferred these trial proceedings will be jury selection and the release of a convicted of murder and con­ McLaughlin said the guard, if he has more problems seemed satisfied by the reportage being report critical of the FBI crime spiracy charges in the April 19, Peter Thomas, told him the to be threatening. provided by news organiza­ lab. 1995 bombing. “wedding” was a direct order Walters said the letter was the and disobeying it could land him standard way the prison handles in trouble. He said Thomas conflict between an inmate and wanted to humiliate him and prison staff. The superintendent Drexel University 1996-97 three of his friends who were would not say how Thomas had pressured to join the ceremony. been disciplined, citing union “Word spread throughout the rules against disclosing the ^Hcalik institution that two gay guys got action. married,” said McLaughlin, who McLaughlin said he may file a is heterosexual. lawsuit over the incident. Mulit-Spedalty Group Practice Presbyterian Medical Center Primary Care Center at 39th and Powelton

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Thursday April 24 l-l:30pm Candidate Information Session 6-6:30pm Candidate information Session MacAlister SCSI The Triangle‘April 18,1997 Regional Newspaper publishers are neutral on liquor plan Heidi Russell dictate editorial content, she public opinion. 1 know your includes multiple editorials from ed by a new law that sets strict ASSOCIATED PRESS said. association has taken no posi­ the same newspapers. limits on liquor ads near schools. HARRISBURG — Newspaper “N ew spapers will routinely tion, but the editorials were in Wagner’s staff said the editor­ Many newspapers would not publishers, denying that greed editorialize against positions favor of this prior to the proposal ial included in the survey were be able to place the ads, because motivates them, told lawmakers favored by advertisers — even if being put forth. .1 think it’s our from a variety of newspapers and copies are distributed to local Wednesday they remain neutral it means losing that advertiser,” job and your job to educate the had been written during the last school districts, she said. The about the governor’s plan to turn she said. “It’s called journalistic public and let them decide,” three months. publishers’ association is consid­ liquor sales over to private integrity.” Wagner said. Ms. Mayer said that, even if ering challenging the law for its stores. Pennsylvania newspapers PNPA officials questioned the the newspapers wanted to gain constitutionality, said PNPA The Pennsylvania Newspaper would see “miniscule” amounts analysis, suggesting that it more advertising, they are limit­ spokesman Joseph Leighton. Publishers’ Association voted in advertising revenue if the plan last month to take no position on passes, Ms. Mayer said, although the issue, Pamela Mayer, the she acknowledged that no cur­ CompLitcr OpprtLinities association’s vice president and rent estimates have been made. publisher of The Johnstown In 1996, of $36 billion in Tribune-Democrat, told the newspaper advertising nation­ Senate Law and Justice Commit­ wide, only 0.2 percent came from tee. liquor ads, according to the The testimony came in National Newspapers response to allegations by state Association of America. store managers that newspapers However, the total includes could gain millions in advertis­ only figures for advertisements ing revenue and are crafting edi­ circulated nationally, said the torials to sway public opinion in national newspapers association. MicroWarehouse, Inc. is a leading international catalog marketer of brand name Macintosh favor of it. 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Allen G. Breed Godforsaken world,” she wrote Cornett, 18, is accused with a robbery and carjacking in inner parts of my soul. Love ASSOCIATED PRESS in an undated entry that followed five friends in the April 6 shoot­ Baileyton, Tenn. seems to be a common word BETSY LAYNE, Ky. — At an a page dated June 1993. “I am ing of a Tennessee family return­ Cornett’s attorney Eric Conn, now. Tears flow but why do they? age when most girls are telling death, look at me. I am hate, do ing from a Jehovah’s Witness who is building an insanity “Will no one love me? Will “Dear Diary” about their latest hate me. Never love me, no, for I conference. defense, said the girl has been hell take me from all this confu­ crushes, Natasha Wallen Cornett am the unloved, untouched and A husband and wife and their diagnosed a manic depressive sion and pain? Will death no was asking whether she should unwanted. Give me, take me, 6-year-old daughter were slain and often rages about how Satan longer take my surrender?” kill herself. shred me away so I will not and their 2-year-old son was sent her to incite a youth rebel­ Cornett has been held on “Oh lucky me to rot in this harm.” wounded in what police said was lion against the Christian estab­ murder charges in Tennessee lishment. Conn, who turned over since she and the other defen­ the diary entries to The dants were arrested in Arizona Associated Press, said the little two days after the slayings. pink book decorated with a uni­ The last entry, also undated, corn and flowers was among the appears to have been written on writings police had not yet taken Ms. Cornett’s birthday in 1995. A n open mouse from Cornett’s trailer in Pike- “It’s a waking of a brand new Floyd Hollow. dreadful day,” it begins. “It’s my tliat w ill open doors. “What’s happening to me?” birthday. ... Death shall finally she wrote in a loopy, juvenile take me__ It does not matter if I script between 1993 and 1995. “I enter hell, because I live my whole life in it.” The Drexel MBA Open House. feel my hatred rise unto the most Saturday, April 26,1997. Come to the Mandell Theater in MacAlister Hall at 33rd & Chestnut and find out why four out of five W A N T E D ! executives interviewed by ARBOR, Inc. said that getring a Drexel MBA greatly enhances your career FACILITATOR growth opportunities. for a confidential on-campus "OPEN NARCOTICS Meet faculty and students. Learn about our unique ANONYMOUS" deferred payment employer reimbursement plan. student meeting

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ASSOCIATED PRESS Beach detective opened fire on ASSOCIATED PRESS nesday night. posed to read the names of new DEERFIELD BEACH, Fla. — the taxi as Collins struggled with AMBRIDGE, Pa. — Amy Principal Dave Parry inductees at the ceremony, said A suspect shot and killed by driver Richard Tinkey for con­ Stolar thought her pale-green acknowledged at the time of the she refused to change clothes as a police as he held a knife to the trol of a knife. Collins was hit by pantsuit looked “very classy.” original ceremony that the girls matter of principle. throat of a cab driver on multiple shots and died The Honor Society did not agree. looked nice, but he said the Caught between academic tra­ Interstate 95 was a drifter and moments later. When Miss Stolar and another honor society’s two sponsors, dition and two strong-willed stu­ fugitive from Pennsylvania who Tinkey, 41, was not harmed. student, Jamie Huwar, refused to teachers Martha Piontek and dents, however. Parry said he went on a crime spree apparently The string of robberies Collins swap their pantsuits for dresses, Kathy Backman, insisted that told Miss Stolar and 16-year-old to support a heroin addiction, is a suspect in began with the they were barred from partici­ young women wear dresses Miss Huwar to sit out the induc­ deputies said. April mugging of a hotel worker pating in a March 25 induction beneath ankle-length honors tion. He said no one has ever Police identified the suspect in Deerfield Beach and a bank into the National Honor Society gowns. challenged the dress guidelines Wednesday as William Cohen robbery in Pompano Beach, at Ambridge Area High School. He said the girls knew the rule in his seven years as principal at Collins, who had been drifting deputies said. On Wednesday, the two girls before the ceremony and he even the school just west of from motel to motel in the Police believe Collins, who and their supporters surprised offered to drive them home to Pittsburgh. Deerfield Beach area, said they say was wanted for several even themselves by wrangling a change. All except Miss Stolar Miss Huwar’s name was not Broward sheriffs spokesman Ott armed robberies in Lebanon, Pa., unanimous apology from the and Miss Huwar agreed to don read with those of the other Cefkin. had been in Broward County school board. dresses. inductees as a result. The girls Collins, 42, went on a four- since at least 1994. The board members also “1 thought this was pathetic,” also were excluded from an day crime spree that included He was also arrested several promised to arrange a substitute said Miss Stolar, 18. “In this day honor society photograph. three holdups and the abduction times in Atlantic City, N.J., on ceremony in which the girls and age, girls should be able to "This is going back to what of an elderly couple, police said. minor charges. would officially enter the Honor do anything that boys can do. w om en were fighting for all Police were hunting for He also had a conviction in Society. We are supposed to be equal. along — to have equal rights and Collins, who was suspected in at Florida for indecent assault on a And they’ll be wearing This was really old-fashioned, not being discriminated against,” least seven armed robberies this 15-year-old boy in Coral pantsuits, said Linda Stolar, Miss and it is wrong.” said Miss Huwar’s mother, Cathy month in Broward and Palm Springs. Stolar’s mother. She and Miss Huwar, a junior, Huwar. “She was supposed to be Beach counties, when they began Collins is suspected in a string “That was the impression, that planned to wear pantsuits to a honored for her scholarship, following a taxi cab he was riding of hotel, motel and restaurant they could wear anything they board meeting Wednesday night character, service and leadership. in Tuesday. robberies in the Pompano Beach wanted,” Linda Stolar said after a in protest. She was not recognized for her A deputy and a Pompano and Deerfield Beach areas. school board meeting Wed­ Miss Stolar, who was sup­ clothing.” Woman dies in bridge 387-1213 beam f j o v v &izza t o i i accident RESTAVRANT ASSOCIATED PRESS 387-1266 CAMP HILL, Pa. — Relatives 3 8 7 - 1 2 1 3 of a woman killed when a bridge beam fell on her car gathered at the site^Wednesday to mark the Pizza of the m onth: first anniversary of her death with flowers and a cross. They also filed a lawsuit. 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Patricia O'Brien Editor-in-Chief Jonathan Poet Managing Editor »9^ 1HE TRIANGLE Editorial Board Sean Murphy: The Toast Farm Noah Addis Photo Editor AnhDang News Editor N ick DiFranco Staff Writer John Gruber Eminence Grise Larry Rosenzweig Sports Editor Beepers can be turned off BradWible Entertainment Editor f I were to believe the barrage Then there are the people who drive with a I of advertisements I see every phone and hand apparently surgically attached to day, I should right now be their ear. It amazes me to think that some of the conducting a conference call, fax­ same “power managers” who wear headsets for ing a multi-billion dollar contract their phone in the office because they want both and receiving a full-text page hands free proceed to drive home using one hand to from my beautiful and financially steer, gesture, adjust and nervously twitch at the successful wife inviting me to an same time. Believe it or not, it occasionally takes N othing to B rag A bout elegant dinner, all while I stir a more than one hand to drive a car, and I hope they margarita absentmindedly on the beach. bury these drivers with their phones — presuming Associate Vice President Dianna Dale said that if How is this possible? Wireless communications. there’s even enough left to bury. the Undergraduate Student Government Associa­ It has beei) billed as the biggest leap in communica­ But what bothers me most about cellular tech­ tion technology since the telegraph. That’s certainly nology is the incomprehensible way that they are tion cannot get enough officers at a legislative what the telecommiinications giants would have us billed. I cannot be convinced that it is necessary for meeting to vote on Student Life’s proposed changes believe, and they’re spending millions to get every­ the telecommunications companies to have so to the student activity fee allocation process, she one who isn’t a deaf, mute paraplegic to sign a many different methods to bill customers. To my will use her authority as dean of students to make multi-year service contract. way of thinking, cell phone technology is just a Come on, admit it. You need a pager. Your kids slightly more complex phone network. As such, the changes happen anyway. need pagers. Grandma should have a cell phone so there, is no real reason that cell phone service could While it is very likely that student government she can call home when she gets lost at the farmers not be offered in the same fashion as conventional would vote in favor of Dale’s plan, the underlying market. It is vitally important that your car be able phones. I absolutely loath the idea that I would be principle is much more important. If Dale were im­ to receive that funny cartoon about the boss’s new charged for receiving a call on a cell phone. What if toupee. Wireless technology is going to make your it’s the phone company wanting to discuss my long plementing Student Life’s original plan — which wretched, miserable life worth living again. distance plan? If I pay $40 a month for my phone at called for less representation by students on the ac­ I’ll admit that I’ve been fascinated by the possi­ home, why can’t I pay $70 a month for a cell phone tivity fee committee — students would be losing bilities that the new age of wireless offers us modern and not pay air-time charges? It seems to me that day nomads. I really wouldn’t mind having one of representation. such a service would be extremely popular. People those techo-cool cell phones, with their sleek, com­ like myself could simply opt to keep the cell phone Dale should be commended for holding her pact ergonomics. There are simultaneous feelings of as my primary phone and skip the residential line ground. The USGA has left her no other choice, be­ freedom and control associated with their portable altogether. cause it has failed to make quorum even once this connectivity. I alone decide whether your call Such a system came around to my parents house reaches me or voice mail, not the fact that I’m out of a couple years ago. Long distance monolith Sprint, term. the house. decided to build their own network — as opposed The USGA’s complete inability to even hold a There are drawbacks to be sure. Being overly to leasing space on existing networks like most meeting has made a joke of student government. connected to the world makes you feel like you can companies. This gave them the opportunity to offer The group has lost any clout it once had. never get away from it all, which defeats much of a new kind of service, and severely undercut the the cell phone’s charm. Luckily, this is not a conse­ business of giants like Bell Atlantic. Sprint offered During the winter term, the USGA promised to quence of the technology itself, but rather the way the service at a flat-rate with no air-time charges. have a new constitution to vote on during the people use it. Most people I know who have pagers The only other charges were long distance. Natural­ spring term. If the USGA Assembly does not meet, and cell phones have allowed themselves to be pi­ ly the service became quite popular in the area. geonholed into leaving them on most the time. Nat­ student government will not even have that accom­ But the expanded program, which now includes urally, if you make it easy for people to get in touch the Philadelphia region, has all the air-time and plishment to tout. with you, they are more apt to do so than if they other charges regularly associated with cell service. have to do some searching. For the time being. I’m going to keep my dis­ Here’s a tip. Personal technology is supposed to tance from the tangled web of wireless communica­ work for you. There’s no reason connectivity has to tions. No meetings from the beach for me — be a two-way street if you don’t want it to be. Every though I do have some nice dinner plans for the time I see someone roll their eyes when their pager weekend. or phone rings, it turns me into a seething ball of fury. Just turn the damn thing off. If anyone com­ Sean Murphy is a senior majoring in mechanical engineering. plains, just say your batteries were low. 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Chris Puzak: Distorting the Medium Successful former co-ops make us all feel good hat do the president of Temple, Robert P. Templeton: He was a com­ film Lean on Me, and Vll Beat Your Dan­ major decided not to pursue a career in his W the provost of Harvard, and puter science major who formed a com­ gerous Mind out of Your Head with a major and instead became a very success­ Elaine Garzarelli have in com­ puter cult that preached eternal life by re­ Wrench. ful homeless person. He spends his days mon? They all make a lot more money peating the cheat code for unlimited Greg Fallows: He was a business major screaming "Make the voices stop” and “1 than 1 do. ammo on Doom 2. Although he has made who is currently working at Mellon bank. just need a dollar.” He is currently raking Even though my co-op job is a great ex­ his fame and fortune by publishing “Live a His day includes such events as making in a whopping average of $17 a day, most perience, 1 sometimes v^ronder whether the happier life by humming the theme song change, balancing checkbooks, and of which goes for booze. Robert spent a experience 1 gain here at Drexel is enough to Super Mario Brothers 3,” he is reported­ putting pennies into penny rolls. “One day prestigious co-op working for the “got any to ensure that 1 will have a good job when 1 ly depressed that he was never very good at I hope to be able to put dimes into dime change” guy outside of 7-Eleven. get out. But when I remember the illustri­ Sonic the Hedgehog. His co-ops included rolls,” says Greg, as he sends the little plas­ Stanley P. Weisenthal (a.k.a. Notorious ous alumni of years past, my mind is put at Sega America, the Church of Scientology, tic tube out to the people at the drive-thru E-4): This chemical engineer was well on ease. and the Korman Center. window. His co-op experience includes the way to finishing his latest top-secret Let’s take a walk down memory lane, Samantha Abbingford: Samantha was a selling things over the phone and operat­ project at Dow Chemical when he was shall we? Who can forget these prestigious nutrition major who didn’t really do all ing a lemonade stand. gunned down by engineers from General graduates: that well academically, but fortunately had Kelly Stephenson: This architectural en­ Electric. Although this display of violence Abdul Jicouldahadaveeate: This music her measurements of 40-24-36 to fall back gineer is involved with her most challeng­ only shows how we as a people must work major at Drexel found tons of wealth and on. She is currently married to some fabu­ ing project yet — building a moat for the to bring the senseless East Coast vs. West fame by becoming the first radical Shiite lously wealthy 86-year-old man who was Drexel Dragon to live in. “We lost a lot of Coast chemical engineering rivalry to an Muslim country music singer. His hits in­ attracted to her for her personality. Her lives trying to complete this project, espe­ end, his fans can take solace in the fact that clude “My Dog Don’t Hunt No More co-ops include every sleazy strip joint in cially since we found out that whoever is in a two-volume retrospective of his work (damn the American imperialist swine),” Philadelphia, Delaware and New Jersey. the Dragon suit ends up screaming ‘Pull “Bring me those test tubes, ya skanky ho!” “My Chevy Pickup Broke Down (so I fire- Rebecca Yasmine: She was a teacher me out, I can’t keep my head above water will soon be released. Flags were flying at bombed a settlement on the Gaza Strip),” prep major who went on to become one of for much longer!’ before sinking to the half-mast at the Research and Develop­ and “My Woman Left Me for Another America’s most dedicated educators. Her bottom and drowning. But I’m confident ment division of Death Row records, Man (may the harlot perish in the flames secret? Mindless violence. Originator of that we’ll come up with a suitable moat where he worked as a co-op. of hell with the other infidel pigs).” His co­ the phrase “A bullet between the eyes soon enough. Already, we are looking into ops included The Philadelphia Orchestra, keeps ’em quiet during homeroom,” and the possibility of giving the Drexel dragon Chris Puzak is a sophomore majoring in information the PLO and a stint in the cardboard corn­ inventor of the timed detonator bathroom ‘floaties.’” systems. If he keeps it up, his next co-op will be bag­ field on Hee-Haw. pass, she was also the subject of the feature Robert Underhill: This photography ging groceries at the Grays Ferry Pathmark.

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April 18,1997 THETRIAHGLE Page 17 Golfers play for the love of the game Competing against each course as much as against other teams, Drexel golfers spend upwards of 25 hours a week on the linl(s.

Jonathan Poet The team won its first tourna­ MANAGING EDITOR ment of the year on Monday, Golf is not a sport of slam April 21 against Swarthmore, dunks, game-winning touch­ Messiah and Franklin & downs or extra-inning grand Marshall, a win which Hilbush slams. It is a sport wherj players called a “season highlight.” On talk to their gol^balls more than April 23 they played the to other players. University of Pennsylvania B “Settle!” “Hit soft!” “Get team and Villanova’s A and B there!” teams at Edgemont Country Just about any amateur golfer Club, Drexel’s home course. The knows how words like those and two Villanova squads took the a little body language can guide a top two spots, followed by Penn shot to a near-perfect landing. and then Drexel. For the Drexel men’s golf The team is a member of the team, those words embody the America East and finished last in sport that makes them student the America East Tournament athletes. But not too many peo­ last fall at Hartford. ple even know that Drexel has a In a typical golf match, five golf team. players from each squad com­ Senior co-captain Jim Higgins pete, with the top four scores said that he doesn’t catch too added together for a team score. much grief from athletes of more The players walk the course, car­ intense sports. “The biggest reac­ rying their thirteen well-chosen tion I get is, ‘Oh, I didn’t even clubs about three miles every know we had a golf team.’ That’s round. the only reaction I really get,” Since golf courses vary so Higgins said. widely, the term “home field For Drexel golfers, the game advantage” takes on a new mean­ can be called a love affair and a ing in collegiate golf. part-time job. “I play almost “Playing a course for the first every day, at least nine holes,” time, you’re definitely at a disad­ said senior co-captain Matt vantage. I’ve hit into a lake that Hilbush. Hilbush said he spends was downhill and I couldn’t see at least 25 hours a week playing it,” Higgins said. in a season split between fall and Hilbush said he uses a differ­ spring. ent strategy when he’s playing on Higgins said he made the unfamiliar ground. “Basically move to golf after spending two what I think about on a new years on the lacrosse team. “I course is [to] play safe and if I’m love it out here.... I started play­ going to miss, miss some place ing [golf] my sophomore year in where I can see that it is safe,” he college. I really got the bug.” said. “I play probably about four or With that in mind, home team five times a week. I try and get players are allowed to help out Sean Murphy The Triangle out as much as I can,” said visiting players. Junior Mike Bucci pitches from the fairway in Drexel's nnatch against Villanova and Penn on April 16. Bucci shot an 86 and Higgins. See Golf on page 18 the Dragons finished third in the tourrianfient. Baseball stops Delaware's Men's lax survives 21 -game winning streak scare from Lafayette SPORTS DESK The Dragons looked as “Those guys certainly can hit,” The men’s lacrosse team sur­ though they would dominate the The Dragons pulled out a 4-3 squeaker to end said Drexel Head Coach Don vived a late five-goal outburst third quarter as well, scoring the Blue Hens' winning streak, which was the Maines. “But Sheehan and from Lafayette to hold onto a 9-7 three times in the first eight min­ Zwanch came through in a big victory on April 12 at Drexel utes. However, Lafayette scored longest in NCAA Division I this season. way for us this afternoon.” Field. The win upped Drexel’s twice late in the quarter to close Zwanch, who leads/the team record to 6-2. the gap the Drexel lead to 9-4. Chris Beckett the Dragons posted a 4-3 win with five wins, was the hard-luck The Dragons jumped out to Lafayette continued to apply SPECIAL TO THE T(?lANGLE over the Blue Hens behind stellar loser in the second game Sunday, an early 2-0 lead off goals from pressure, but the Dragons kept Following a 9-1 victory against pitching performances from allowing only one earned run on Dave Cbldwell and Craig Caputo the Leopards off the board for Drexel in the first game of a rain- freshman starter Michael five hits over six innings as in the first four minutes of the the first eleven minutes of the shortened doubleheader on April Sheehan, who recorded his Delaware took advantage of game. Lafayette notched a goal final quarter. 12 at Delaware, the Blue Hens fourth win in his rookie season, three Drexel errors and turned with 8:48 left in the first quarter However, Lafayette scored rolled into the April 13 twinbill and junior Mike Zwanch, who the tables with a 4-3 win of its to cut the Drexel lead in half. twice within a minute to cut the against the Dragons riding a 21- earned his first save. The duo own. The second half was all Drexel lead to 9-6. The Leopards game win streak, the longest managed to shut down a potent Sheehan, meanwhile, was cho­ Drexel, as the Dragons outscored scored again with 50 seconds to ongoing streak in NCAA Delaware lineup that has seem­ sen the America East rookie of the Leopards 4-0 on goals from go, but the Dragons shut the Division I ball. ingly led the league in hitting all the week for his back-to-back Dan Hurley, Matt Winkler, door and took the 9-7 victory. Seven innings later, however. season. See Baseball on page 18 Caputo and Jeff lannarino. See Men's laaosse on page / 9 18 Sports The Triangle‘April 18,1997

G olfers play tough courses and tough opponents

Golf from page 17 ing, if you’re standing over a tle bit better.” birdie putt and some guy is over In addition to the captains. Hilbush explained, “You’re there cursing, throwing his stuff Matt Beattie, Mike Bucci and not really supposed to advise all over the place.” Stacy Coons also compete in them. You can’t go up to them Hilbush said that he tries to tournaments. and say ‘you should hit a five keep other golfers from intimi­ Dominic Sinibaldi, Kevin iron here.’ What you can do is if dating him, even if he is the one Economos, Branden Grove and they ask you, you can tell them having the bad round. “I just get Jim Budwell are also members of what the distance is to an inani­ mad at myself,” said Hilbush. the team. mate object, like a tree.” “Of course, if you’re playing real­ The Dragons are trying to “Guys that have never been ly bad and there’s three guys hit­ schedule as many opponents as here before, we have to tell them ting up on the green and you’re possible. So, while Drexel’s last- what not to go at, where water trying to hit out of the water, you place finish against Penn and comes into play, stuff like that,” try and hurry up play a little bit. Villanova looks bad on paper. said Higgins. “There are rules It may affect some of your Coach Wear asserts than the about telling them yardages. You shots.” competition is good for the team. can’t give them too much infor­ Hilbush said that’s where “With matches like these, Sean Murphy The Triangle mation.” Head Coach Dub Wear lends his we’re headed in the right direc­ Senior Matt Hilbush eyes up a putt in a tournament on April 16. Hilbush In that spirit, golf is a game of hand. tion,” said Coach Wear. finished the round with a disappointing 91. tradition and etiquette. There are According to Hilbush, “One In addition to the match numerous written and unwritten time he came up to me and ... I against Penn and Villanova, the rules about where.players can was throwing my bag all over the team placed 18th at a 19-team Men's golf schedule walk, how they can move their place [after missing two putts]. tournament at Rutgers and fin­ Pilt« ODDonent rime/ResuKs ball from obstacles and how they He calmed me down. He’s kind ished last in a seven-team tour­ 4/4 Boston University/Rider 3rd (of 4) should and shouldn’t act when of like a psychologist.” nament at Millersville earlier in 4/6 @ Millersville Tournament 7th (of 7) they miss important shots. “It happens,” Coach Wear April. 4/n -4/12 Rutgers Tournament (@ New Brunswick, N.J.) 18th(ofl9) “Sometimes you do get poor said. “Every time we come out The team ends its season in a 4/14 @ Swarthmore (w/Messiah) 1st (of 3) etiquette,” said Hilbush. we get more experience. We tournament at Lafayette on April 4/16 Penn/Villanova 3rd (of 3) “Sometimes that can be distract­ learn to handle the pressure a lit­ 22. 4/22 @ Lafayette 1:30 p.m.

Baseball B aseball takes one against D elaw are A ptill] @ Delaware 9, Prcxel 1 Drexel 0 0 0 0 1 — 16 0 Baseball from page 17 field, his eighth of the season. ter Jose Jimenez reached on an Hens’ streak at 21 games. Delaware 1 0 5 0 3 — 9 110 Catcher Lou Marchetti then error and third baseman Sean The 1-2 showing against Ap(tll3 sparkling performarices against launched a solo shot to left, his Joyce drove in Marchetti with a Delaware dropped Drexel’s Drexel 4, @ Delaware 3 Lehigh on April 8 and Delaware league-leading 10th of the year, one-out infield single. record to 6-5 in America East, Drexel 0 0 3 0 0 0 — 4 6 0 on April 9. for a 3-0 Drexel advantage. Sheehan ran into trouble 1^14 overall Delaware 0 0 2 0 0 0 — 3 6 1 Game one Sunday was score­ Delaware answered in its half of when Delaware came up in the A ptllU The Dragons next host back- @ Delaware 4, Drexel 3 less until Drexel rallied for three the third, however, touching sixth and gave way to Zwanch, to-back doubleheaders against Drexel 1 0 0 1 0 0 — 3 7 3 runs in the top of the third Sheehan for two runs on three who allowed an RBI single before Hofstra on April 19 and 20 at Delaware 1 2 0 0 0 0 — 4 5 1 inning. Second baseman Dennis hits to cut the deficit to one. shutting the door to end the Blue 12:00 p.m. HeJkowski reached on an infield The Dragons added an all- Drexel 12, @ Penn single to start things up and out­ important insurance run in the Drexel 2 0 5 0 2 0 2 0 0 — 11 184 Penn 1 1 7 1 0 1 1 0 0 — 12143 fielder Matt Sperling followed sixth inning after Marchetti led Baseball schedule/results with a two-run home run to right off with a double, designated hit- Date OoDonent Time/Results 3/17-3/19 ECAC Baseball Tourn. (@ Fort Myers, Fla.) Fairleigh Dickinson W15-7 . Bucknell . L12-6 Northeastern L14-7 New Hampshire L24-5 Rider W13-0 3/22 Maine* (2) L 20-6/L 7-5 NOW 3/23 New Hampshire* (2) W5-0/W11-8 3/25 @ Temple L8-5 3/28 @ Towson State* (2) L 16-5/W 19-6 m v E i 3/29 @TowsonState*(2) W11-8/W8-5 4/2 Villanova^ L7-1 is distributing. 4/8 Lehigh (2) W16-7/T5-5 4/9 St. Joseph's W11-9 4/12 @ Delaware* L9-1 4/13 @ Delaware* (2) W 4-3/L 4-3 4/16 Pennsylvania W 12-11 4/19 Hofstra* (2) 12:00 p.m. 4/20 Hofstra* (2) ■ 12:00 p.m. 'tiho now i# 4/22 @ C.W. Post 3:30 p.m. 4/26 Hartford* (2) 12:00 p.m. 4/27 Hartford* (2) 12:00 p.m. SEPTA COLLEGE 4/29 Lafayette 3:30 p.m. 4/30 @ Fairleigh Dickinson 3:30 p.m. w 5/1 @ Rider 3:00 p.m. . 5/3 @ Northeastern* (2) 12:00 p.m. 5/4 @ Vermont* (2) 12:00 p.m. 5/8-5/11 America East Tourn. (@ Wilmington, Del.) TBA Travtl for SI .00 on bum, troll«ys and subway*«l«vatMl lints or S2.00 on trains on weekends. * America East opponent Good for all 5 Zone Train lines (excluding Trenton stop). * Liberty Bell Classic @ Veterans Stadium This pass >^H^entitle collego students from all over the region to

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S oftball falls to R ider, St. Joe's W om en's lax w astes SPORTS DESK any more across the plate in the Joe’s on April 15 at Drexel Field, The women’s softball team 3-2 loss. both teams were held scoreless split a doubleheader at Rider and The second game started out through the first five innings. In five-goal lead in loss dropped two to St. Joseph’s to similarly with Drexel taking an the top of the sixth, the Dragons end its nonconference week with early one-run lead. However, the got two runs across the plate for SPORTS DESK Bucknell scored the first of six a 1-3 showing, dropping Drexel’s Dragons tacked on four runs in a 2-0 lead. However, the Hawks The women’s lacrosse team straight goals. Bucknell tied the record to 14-19 overall. the fourth to extend their lead to scored four times in the bottom scored the first five goals of its game with 5:58 left in the game In the first game against Rider 5-1. half of the inning and dealt the April 13 game against Bucknell, and took the lead for good just on April 10, the Dragons jumped Drexel starting pitcher Shanda Dragons a 4-2 loss. but allowed the Bison to score 48 seconds later. out to an early 1-0 in the second Richer held Rider to a single run In game two, St. Joe’s jumped the next six in a 6-5 heartbreak­ Englebert led the team with inning. in the final three innings, which ahead with two runs in the first ing loss at Drexel Field. three goals and one assist and Rider tied the game in the gave the Dragons a 5-1 victory. inning and three in the second. Alicia Englebert got the goaltender Michelle Geist made fourth and took a 3-2 lead with Left-fielder Sarah Eberhart led An added run in the fourth put Dragons on. the board first with a eight saves in the 6-5 nonconfer­ two runs in the sixth. Drexel Drexel, going 2-for-2 with a run the Dragons in a 6-0 hole. goal 8:12 into the game. Forty ence loss which dropped the pulled to within one in the final scored and an RBI. However, in the top of the sixth seconds later, Englebert assisted Drexel’s record to 3-7 overall. inning, but was unable to push In the first game against St. Drexel put it together and on a goal by Shannon Flynn to After hosting a game against pounded home six runs to tie the increase the Drexel lead to two. Towson State on April 17, the game. Goals by Englebert and Julie Dragons travel to Villanova for a Softball schedule/results But, the Hawks scored a run Carney ended the first half with contest on April 20. in the bottom of the inning to the Dragons up 4-0. They then return home for M s Opp9twm regain their lead. The Dragons The second half began with two straight games against 2/21 Kentucky-^ L3-0 were held scoreless in the seventh another Drexel goal by Englebert 2/22 Marshall^ L5-0 • Monmouth on April 22 at 3:30 @ UNC-Chapel Hil|A W2-0 and lost the game 7-6. to increase the Dragons’ lead to p.m. and Lehigh on April 24 at Ohio University^ L3-2 (9) The Dragons next host dou­ 5-0. However, 7:52 into the half 3:30 p.m. 3/8 Maryland (2) L1-0/W7-2 bleheaders against Monmouth 3/9 Army (2) W3-1 /W4-3 on April 20 at 1:00 p.m. and 3/12 @ LaSalle L3-2(8) Lafayette on April 23 at 3:30 p.m. Women's lacrosse 3/15 St. Peter's (2) postponed They then travel to Lehigh on 3/22 - 3/26 Rebel Spring Games (@ Orlando, Fla.) April 23. April 13 AptllW 3/22 Cornell L2-0 Bucknell 6, @ Drexel 5 Towson State 11/ @ Drexel 6 Bucknell 6 — Towson State 6 5 — 11 Wisconsin-Green Bay LI-0 Drexel 1 — Drexel______4 2 — 6 3/23 LIU-Southampton W3-2 Softball 1st half — Drexel, Alicia Englebert, 2t;48; Drexel, 1st half — Towson, Megan Drake (Amy Buck), 19:43; Nebraska-Omaha L9-1 Shannon Flynn (Alicia Englebert), 21:08; Drexel, Alicia Drexel, Julie Carney, 19:34, Towson, Liz Wilson (Jennifer

3/25 Brown W4-1 April 10 Englebert, 15;40; Drexel, Julie Carney, 11 OS. Sturm). 19:24; Towson, Kathy McCafferty, 15:46; Drexel, 2nd half — Drexel, Alicia Englebert. 28:48; Bucknell, Liz Alicia Englebert, 9:41; Towson, Robin Quinton, 8:05; Stetson L5-2 @ Rider 3, Drexcjl 2 _____ Murphy, 22:18; Bucknell, Meghan Hallahan (Kate Mcllvain), Drexel, Alicia Englebert, 6:54; Towson, Karen Chesley 3/26 Wisconsin-Green Bay W2-0 Drexel 0100001—254 20:32; Bucknell, HeicJi Hammes, 10:35; Bucknell, Liz (Robyn Harry), 4:11; Towson, Kathy McCafferty, 1:51; Brown W1-0 Rider 0001 020—351 Murphy, 6.08; Drexel, Heidi Hammes, S:S8; Bucknell, Liz Drexel, Shannon Flynn, 103. 3/28 Hartford* (2)' L 4-0/W 4-1 Ap.il 10 Murphy, 5:10. 2nd half — Towson, Buck (Karen Chesley), 25:39; Shots on goal — Bucknell 16, Drexel 20 Towson, Robyn Harry, 24:32; Towson, Karen Chesley 3/29 Vermont* (2) L 6-5/L 6-5 Drexel S, @ Rider 1______Goalies — Bucknell, Alyson Toombs (5 goals, 8 saves); (Megan Drake), 22:23; Drexel, Julie Carney, 20:50; Drexel, 4/2 @ Pennsylvania(2) W 1-0/W 7-4 Drexel 1 004000—561 Drexel, Michelle Geist (6 goals, 10 saves). Julie Carney, 16:54; Towson, Karen Chesley (Megan Drake), 4/6 @ Delaware* (2) W1-0/L2-0 Rider 0000 1 00— 151 10:27; Towson, Megan Drake, 5:52. 4/8 Villanova (2) L4-3/L1-0 Apnl 15 4/9 Princeton (2) L 7-2/W 2-0 @ St. Joseph's 7, Drexel 6 4/10 @ Rider (2) L 3-2/W 5-1 Drexel 0000060—691 St. Joseph's 2 3 0 1 0 1 0 — 7 7 2 Women's lacrosse schedule/results 4/12 Hofstra* (2) postponed 4/15 @ St. Joseph's (2) L 4-2/L 7-6 AptillS Date Opponent Time/Results L 9-0/L 9-3 @ St. Joseph's A, Drexel 2 L14-4 ■ 4/16 @ Temple (2) Drexel 0000020—250 3/15 Vanderbilt 4/18 @ Towson State* (2) 3:00 p.m. St.Joseph's 0000040—430 3/21 Vermont* W12-9 Monmouth (2) 1:00 p.m. 3/29 West Chester W11-8 4/20 Apfil 16 4/22 Lafayette (2) 3:30 p.m. @ Temple 9, Drexel 0 4/6 @ New Hampshire* WB-6 4/23 @ Lehigh (2) 3:30 p.m. Drexel 0000000—055 4/8 @ Delaware* L14-3 4/25 @ Maine* (2) 2:00 p.m. Temple 5 1 3 0 0 0 0 — 9110 .4/9 @ St. Joseph's LIMO

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Men's lax Men's lacrosse Men's lacrosse schedule/results Ap(ll12 Apfil 16 Di«te Opponent Time/Results @ Drexel 9, Lafayette 7_____ Drexel 9, @ Mount St. Mar/s 8 3/1 Delaware* (@ Penn) L14-5 Lafayette 1 0 3 3 — 7 Drexel -2 1 1 5 — 9 3/8 Siena WlO-6 defeat Drexel 2 4 3 0 — 9 Mt. St. Mary's 0 4 2 2 — 8 3/12 Swarthmore W13-0 1st quarter— Drexel, Dave Coldwell (Nate Eichholzer), Goals — Drexel: Dave Coldwell (3), Jeff lannarino (2), 13:1S; Drexel, Craig Caputo, 12:06; Lafayette, Eric McCue Todd Snellenburg, Miguel Nobles, Nate Eichholzer, Dan 3/15 Villanova LI 3-7 (Marc Jenkins), 8:48. Hurley: Mount St. Mar/s: Steve Ricker (3), Roland Miller (2), 3/25 @ Radford W14-7 2nd quarter — Drexel, Dan Hurley (Dave Jeremy LIchtenberger, Brian Cox, Ben Phippen. 4/5 . New Hampshire* Wll-7 Lafiayette Coldwell),14:51; Drexel, Matt Winkler, 8:38; Drexel, Craig Assists — Drexel: Todd Snellenburg (3), Dave Coldwell, Caputo, 609; Drexel, Jeff lannarino (Dave Coldwell), 5:35, Craig Caputo, Dan Hurley; Mount St. Mar/s: Roland Miller 4/9 @ St. Joseph's W 14-13 (OT) 3rd quarter — Drexel, Ross Nelsler, 8:06; Lafayette, (2), Steve Ricker, Brendan Cronin, Tim Walsh, Patrick Fick. 4/12 Lafayette W9-7 Men's lacrosse from page 17 John SzakalskI (Max Bulrski); Drexel, Jeff lannarino, 704; Shots on goal — Drexel 20, Mount St. Mar/s 36. 4/16 @ Mount St. Mary's W9-8 Drexel, Miguel Nobles, 604; Lafayette, Max BuirskI (Mike Goalies — Drexel, Matt Loftus (8 goals, 21 saves); 4/19 Mercyhurst 1:00 p.m. Ulz); James Mark (Mike Ulz). Mount St, Mar/s, Sean Elder (9 goals, 12 saves). lannarino and Caputo led 4th quarter — Lafayette, John Szekalski (Dan 4/23 Hartford* 3:30 p.m. Drexel with two goals each and Williamson), 3:34; Lafayette, James Mark (John Szekalski), 4/26 @ Hofstra* 1:30 p.m. goaltender Matt Loftus made 10 2:35; Lafayette, James Mark (John Szekalski), :50. 4/30 @ Towson State* 7:30 p.m. Shots on goal — Lafayette 23, Drexel 25. 5/3 @ Vermont* 1:00 p.m. saves in the win. Goalies — Lafayette, Chris Ulz (9 goals, 14 saves); The Dragon’s next host Drexel, Matt Loftus (7 goals, 10 saves). • America East opponent Mercyhurst on April 19 at 1:00 p.m. and conference rival Hartford on April 23 at 3:30 p.m.

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Kitchen w/ new oven, 2 roommates for 2 bedrooms in 5 bedroom _ I ^ e x e l ' s B e s t back yard, basement, security alarm, etc. $265 per house rent: 260 + utilities. 3400 Lancaster Ave. LERNER COURT O n -C a m p u s H o u s in g room/$1590 per month rent. Available Call Karen or Jen 387-3477 Available ASAP_____ Placing Classifieds APARTMENTS W'c licixc ihc Ix'si September 1997. Call 215-641-4800.______1 bedroom apartment, $375/month. 3303 120 N 34TH ST / 3409-15 RACE ST (Ml campus apailincnts Five bedroom bl-level apartment 3401 Spring Powelton Ave. Fully carpeted, spacious living Garden St. Large Bedroom, Large living room, full room, very close to Drexel. Sublet for summer The deadline for placing a classified A\ aihiblc starting June 1st. interested call 222-2867. /^an TkESE APARTMENTS INCLUDE kitchen, 2 tile baths, free W/D, gas heat. $1300. ad is 5:00 p.m. on the Tuesday Avail June 1st. 386-6722 or Zack before the ad's publication date. Central Air & Gas Heat, Beautiful studio apt. in an complex 3514 Laundry Facilities on Premises, Lancaster Ave. Vant as of June 97. Very safe, 1 Forms are available outside The Excellent Security, 1 , 2 iL., 3 -4 r , 5^ block from Drexel, security system, washer/dryer, Two Maintenance men NOGIMMICICS DW, CA, and much more. Great Abe at 22-3554 Triangle office at 3010 MacAlister on premises, bcdi(H)in apartments ASAP.______Hall. They must be completed in full EXimA INCOME NOWI Very Reasonable Rates ENVELOPE STUFFMQ — two • Mwy «Mak Looking to sublet as of July 1 or the end of spring and writing should be legible. FiMDMik:SASEIa term 1 room in a 5 bedroom apartment. Laundry Short term leases a\ ailahle MNiMflonallne. facilities in apartment. 35th and Race. 290 per 1371 Coiwy Wand Am. If there are no copies of the LL ^387-8686 BrooUyn, Nnr Yeifc 112M month. Call Alice and leave a message @ 895- classified form available, write your 1329______ad on a full Sheet of paper. You 1 bedroom apt. with study room, perfect for two persons. Move jn anytime from now! 35th Street must include your name, organi­ and Powelton Ave. $600,'month, one of the most zation, phone number and address. TilVM Sa UP FOR comfortable apartment with gardenly views at If you are a Drexel student, include RBAN & B ye the Courts. Call Lydia at: (215) 662-1337 or E-mail W v REALTOR INew EINTERTAIINMEINT at: [email protected] your student number. Always make H otline 3418 Powelton. 1 br apt. summer term, good note of the date the ad was placed, 3«S Warren St. Large 1 BR Apartment with private backyard, hardwood location sunny spacious, quiet, contact 387-4118 floors. Close to Drexel. $515 heat incl. Avail. 5/1/97. and the section in which you wish E a ^ (215) 476-4FU1 Sublets, 1 large bdr apt for rent. Easy walk to cam­ the ad to appear. Be sure to sign 3222 Powelton Ave. Large 1 BR Apt. with modem kitchen. Close to Drexel. pus. very safe. $305 per month, location: 3500 Avail. 9/1/97. Powelton Ave. Call: 222-2354.______your name. SINGLES MINGLE AT 3629 Hamilton St. 4 BR house with hardwood floors, modem kitchen. Close to One bedroom for sublease, rent $305/month + Drexel campus. Avail. 9/l/9j7. util. Share bathroom and kitchen with one room­ In Person DATE SENSATIONS mate. Furniture is ready. Available: ASAP Location: Place forms in the slot outside The ??Q9 Hamiltpn St, Studio and 1 BR, Large Apartments, Close to Drexel. Powelton Ave. E-mail: [email protected]. Avail. 9/1/97. $300-$375+Utilities. FREE Triangle office. to Call (215) 476-2100 Tel: 215-222-2354.______Call our Rental Department 222-4800 about these and other available Sunny 1 bedroom. 6/1-8/31 (can take over lease Mall apartments and houses in University City / Powelton Village. OrButba 9/1) 33rd Hamilton, Window a/c, ceiling fans, (610)630-6100 laundry in building. $ 410/month + electric. 243- The Triangle 0540 or [email protected] Attn: Classifieds Manager 32nd & Chestnut Streets Enjoy a helprul and Philadelphia, PA 19104 Camp rewarding summer at Camp SUSMX Sussex which i$ located in Recently Renovated Fax the beautiful mountains of (215)895-5935 northern New Jersey and is Large Historic House If your ad is a paid ad, a copy of the about one hour from New check or money order should be Yoric City. We need M/F 32nd &. Powelton Avenue faxed and the original should be counselors. Head mailed or dropped off in person. pioneenng. Social worker, LPN/RN/Student Nurse, Jewish 6 Bedrooms. Kitchen w/ new oven, back yard, Cultural program. Salaries are attractive! Please call for basement, security alarm, etc. E-mail more information or write to: Camp SuSSex $265 per room / $1,590 per month rent If you are a Drexel student, you can E-mail your ad to the classifieds 33 Blatherwick Dr.BerIin, N.J. 08009 Available September 1997 manager at st95za4y@dunxl .ocs. Phone «J09) 753^9265 or (718) 261-8700 drexel.edu. Include the information Call (215) 641-4800 outlined above.

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For information and reservations please call our Other Information "We Guararrtee -the Lowest Prices* Meeting Event Planner at (215) 545-3200. No classifieds will be accepted over All N ew C ustom ers: the telephone. Multiple ads with ^R S . We cost less than you think. duplicate subjects will not be accepted unless they are paid for. We Do Philadelphia Best Receive 6 Sessions For Only $ 2 6 .0 0 Ads may be cancelled, corrected or continued by notifying the Expires 4 /2 5 /9 7 classifieds staff by the 5:00 p.m. Tuesday deadline. You must include For an Appointment Call 386-5777 your phone number with your correspondence. PHILADELPHIA Walk-Ins accepted 1701 Locust Street, Philadelphia, PA 19103 • (215) 735-6000 or (800) 523-4210 3043 Lancaster Avenue ^ Philadelphia, PA t t t i ^ t * 4 t i * * t i t 1 » I. i ^ j ir» ♦ , \ t wv V9W P • f » * » > » y B ■ ■ -I. > V f I t i j / i t t t i ^ <1 f t ^ J The Triangle‘April 18,1997 Classifieds 23 Roommates For Sale For Sale Services Help Wanted 3 M/F Roommates wanted for 4 bedroom House 486 DX4 lOOMHz PC with 16MB RAM, 1:2 GIG HD, Sony CD player and AM/FM radio Multi point hours/ effort required. Call 800-925-5548, Access Wanted: Tennis Instructor/Team Leader 7 Weeks- at 34th & Baring. Must be mature and responsible lOx 5 Disk CD-ROM Changer, SoundBlaster 16, alarm system. Runs and looks great. $2600 Call code 22. Participants receive Free Sports camera July and August. Auto and experience required. (Graduate Student Preferred. Nice 3 floor house Speakers, Keyboard, Mouse, 15" Sony Monitor, 222 4404______for calling. Excellent salary and Auto allowance. If you are with W/D, D/W, large living rm, Large Bed rm.eat Win 95. SIOOO FIRM, e-mail [email protected] 1987 Nissan 300zx, 5 spd. t-tops. Too many new Exceptional Part-time job for mature student. interested in fun summer employment working in kitchen, back yard. $250/month Utilities. Call: el.edu parts to list.Good condition. Very reliable moving, Interior design Firm requires assistant. 15-20 hrs with boys and girls 8-18 year old call for an appli­ Shahriar 387-6435. Compudyne PC: Intel 486/SX 33 Mhz, 120 Meg must sell. $2950 obo. 610-356-7969, pager: 215- wk. $7/hr. Raise possible after 2 weeks, assisting cation 215-487-9555 Three roommates needed for 6 BR, 2 bath house. HD, 8 Meg RAM, 28.8 USRobotics Modem, 419-3336. email: st92cdi5@dunx 1.______interior designer apartment manager, run Typing for cash. On campus, make you own hours Your own bedroom, share bathroom and kitchen. Creative Labs 4X CDROM, 3.5’ and 5.25' floppy House for sale. 315 New St. 1311 Open Evr Sun errands. Typing/ computer skills are essential. (between and after classes) Pleasant environ­ W/D, D/W, C/A etc. close walk to campus. drives, Sound Blaster sound card, and ethernet 10-7, New Beaut 1 Br, parking, hardwd marbi Great opportunity for advancement! Begin ASAP. ment. Call 895-2712 for appointment now. Thank S200+/person. Available 6/1. Call Lauren or Pam card. Comes with keyboard, mouse, control pad, floors. Brick, $64,900.215-413-2691 Call 654-5224 (Maggie) you. at 222-2925 for more info. VGA monitor, and documentation. DOS 6.22 Apple powerbook 520c with Apple Color Retail sales and/or warehouse-full tiine. Rose uni- M?F wanted for 2 bedroom apt 3416 Powelton. loaded. $450 obo. E-mail me at [email protected] Stylewriter 1500. Four months old. $1350. 215- Help Wanted forms in Willow Grove is looking for summer For Info call 1-800-583-5897 code #3017. Ask for 382-6709 Ask for Stephen Music Industry Internship. Asyfum Marketing Car for sale 1990 Mitsubishi mirage,79 000 miles, employees who like people and can work until April or Joanne Photography 210 text book, bought used this seeks field reps in Philadelphia, sophomore/ school starts. $6.50 per hour plus overtime. Call H\B white color Automatic, A/C runs and looks above 20-25 hours week required. College credit Roommate wanted for summer term. Huge 4 great. $ 2550 Call erhan @ 222 4404 term and dropped class. Will sell for used book. 215-659-4822 floor brickstone house with W/D, microwave, DW, Price $ 14. Call 386-1040 evenings. a plus. Knowledge of new music and your market Compudyne PC: Intel 486/SX 33 Mhz, 120 Meg roof deck, and cable. $200-250 per month. Must Go!!! Queen size bed (mattress and a must. Work with indie and major labels. Call Announcements Completely refiirpished. Must see. Call 243-0158 HO, 8 Meg RAM, 28.8 USRobotics Modem, Gloria 213-368-4738 or fax resume 213-954-7622 Creative Labs 4X CDROM, 3.5' and 5.25' floppy boxspring) for sale at unbelievable price $160. College Financial Aid- Student Financial Service BRAND NEW black futon (frame and mattress) for $ 1000's POSSIBLE TYPING, part time. At home. Toll profiles over 200,000+ individual scholarships, drives, Sound Blaster sound card, and ethernet Free 1 800-218-9000 Ext. T-7685 for Listings. For Sale card. Comes with keyboard, mouse, control pad, $250. Call 662-9649. Leave message. grants, loans and fellowships from private and Seized Cars from SI 75. Porches, Cadillacs, Chevys, VGA monitor, and documentation. DOS 6.22 Car: 92' Honda Civic DX, 120K miles. Good condi- Wanted: Outstanding staff for exceptional suVn- government funding sources. A must for anyone BMW's and Corvettes. Also Jeeps, 4WD's. Your loaded. $450 obo. E-mail me at tion, $5,500 or best offer. 991-0648 mer camp! One of Pennsylvania's premier resi­ seeking free money for college. Call Student Area. Toll Area 1 -800-218-9000 Ext A-7685 for cur­ [email protected] dential camps invites you to spend the summer Financial Services; 1-800-472-9575 ext. F52805 rent listings. of your life in the picturesque Pocono Mountains. Cruise and Land Tour Employment! Discover how Bookcases, asst, sizes, $25-35; Ikea computer desk Wanted Seeking dedicated individuals as Boys Group 83 Honda Prelude, good condition, fm/am cas­ & chair, $30; two ceramic lamps, $15; microwave I want to purchase either a stripped down to work in exotic locations, meet fun people! Earn sette radio, 5 speed, sunroof, high mileage but Leaders. Boys Athletic Director, Pool director. up to $2000+month in these exciting industries. $25; electric typewriter $20; wing chair $50; white PowerMac with a faster proccessor., or a fully Cabin Counselor, and Area Specialists. Excellent runs good. Call Danny 244-6732 stoneware dishes, full set $25; wine giblets loaded used clone. Prices negotiable. Looking for For more information call; Cruise Employment salaries and college credit available. For more Services 206-634-0468 ext C52801.______Empty truck subwoofer box. Has 2 horn tweeters $25/J)ox; metal 3-shelf units, $8 each; thirties-style used 7500's, 8500's or 9500's. Don't call me if information call 1-800-OK-AKIBA and is ready for two 8' subwoofers. All wires and kitchen hutch, $25; window a/c $30; vacuum you're looking to make a buck off your machine, I College Students & Grads. US Marine Corps speaker grills Included. $25 OBO. st96e692@ cleaner, $15. Large collection classical records will only pay what it Is worth. E: St95za4y@dunx1. Students- On campus fundraising work until the Officer. $30K to $36K. Aviation and Ground end of the term. Flex hours, excellent earning and post.drexel.edu or (610)642-8233. (not CD's), $2 each or good deal on entire collec­ Want to buy: small used apt/dorm sizes refrigera- Positions. Summer Internship. African-America, tion. Call for list. Ana—291-0239. Leave message lots of fun. 10 students needed immediately 215- Hispanlcs, Women encouraged to apply. Info Moving sale!! Sharp microwave $70 (never tor for under $50. Used in line skates womens 568-1700 ext 182 use),soft sets for hve people S50, dining Moving, need to sell. Mountain bike - great con­ size 7 for under $100. Leave msg for Rachel 296- available 24 hrs/ days Via Fax on demand (800) table(ikea) $50. Call 222-2422 or leave a message. dition SI 75. Sofa bed $50. Lazy boy $40. Love seat 4198 Accounting major for part time work: A/R, A/P, 531-1878 $20. Futon Couch $110. End tablea $10 ea. monthly report, (Microsoft 'Office' skills are a Europe $175. Within USA $79-129. Carrib. / FOR SALE 1989 Delta 88 Olds Royale, New Tires, Wanted - for Cash: Ethernet card for Mac plus) Drexel Area real estateoffice 387-1002 New Brakes, PS, PB, PW, PL, AM/FM Cassette Kitchen Table $50. Make your best offer. Call Joe Performa 6320CD. Please call 215-895-1271 leave Mexico $199r/t Cheap Fares Worldwide!!! Garage Kepi Great Condition, $4200 OBO Tel- 895-1588 day 382-6307night.______message. Anytime - OK - Will return call. Lifeguards: certified-f/t, p/t, and subs. Memorial httpy/www.airhitch.org Airhltch 1-800-326-2009. day to Labor day. Call Tuen-Key Pools 610-828- 609/866-8672, E-mail [email protected] For Sale: Drexel Parking Lot Space If you need a GRADUATION TICKETS NEEDED. Will buy your GRADUATION TICKETS NEEDED. Will buy your place to park your car, please call Christian at 662- 5590______extra College of Business Graduation tickets. Selling Michelin Metric tires and rims; TRX 220/55 0394 if interested. extra College of Business Graduation tickets. R390. Fits mid 80's Mustang and Mercury Cougar 0ffering.$5.00/ticket. Call 382:2348. We destroyed the environment for profit. Let's Offering $5.00/tlcket. Call 382-2348.______restore it for profit. Progressive Co. seeking reps, (4 lug pin wheels). Asking $400 o.b.o. Call Drummer needed for original, alternative, beatnik, Need to learn to drive a stick shift. Need someone Qigong Seminars: 1:00pm-2:00pm, April 15 and (215)382-7208 immed.______psychedelic, experimental, rock band. Rehearsals through exec. Commission plus bonus for inter­ 12.00pm-lKX)pm, April 16, 1997. Live Art Lounge once/week in Center City. Call 610-397-1762. who has a car and plenty of patience. Willing to view call 610 668-0995 Fo’r Sale. Excellent CASIO graphics calculator pay per hour. Call 571-4051 or email st921hy8@ of Crease Student Center. Please join us to learn 150 Mhz Intel pentium processor 32 MB RAM 2.5 dunxl .ocs.drexel.drexel Live-in Nanny Wanted: Professional couple living the benefits of Traditional Chinese Qigong for model (X-7700G for sale with all its manuals. on Rittenhouse Sq. In Philadelphia is seeking a Superb capabilities and unbelievable price. Call GBHD 336 modem MIDI PLAYER, MPEG VIDEO Tickets needed for Information Systems health Improvement and stress relief. Contact: 662-9649.______PLAYER, JBLPRO SPEAKERS 8X CDROM win’95, MS live-in weekend nanny to assist in caring for their shiwy@dunx1 .ocs.drexel.edu OFFICE, GAMES AND NETSCAPE INSTALLED COM­ Graduation ceremonies. Willing to pay $i Prices 2.5 yr. old son. SCimmer weekends would be White 93 Honda Civic EX, full option, everything PAQ PHONE SOFTWARE INSTALLED 1 YEAR WAR­ neg. Please send email to st921hy8@dunxl. spent at the family's home on Long Beach Island, GRAFFITI= YUCK! Don't you hate to see graffiti auto, sun roof, new tires (Pirelli, all season), new RANTY speaker phone with 15" COLOR MONITOR ocs.drexel.edu or call 571 -4051. NJ. Excellent salary. Regular 'free time' to enable cluttering up your worldview? You can help to brakes, low mileage (only 34,800 miles), excellent asking 1899.99 or b/o call 222-3780 or mail Wanted -A pair of mountain bike rims, to replace the nanny, if a student, to do school work. Prior physically remove or cover some of it in your condition, only $10,950. Call Jane 215-508-1802. sg95xpy8@dunxl. mine that were stolen. Cannondale SM500 20' child care exp. or educational training pref. Ref. neighborhood. Huge Anti-Graffiti Effort, 4/19 at frame. Will pay $150/pair if good condition. No nec. Send resume to Sue Ann Barr, 2000 One 10. For more info or to sign up, call Sharif All at Car for sale! Ford taurus 86, black auto, A/C, Toxic Environment. We destroyed the environ­ 222-3722 dr show up at 4040 Market. am/fm, 84 kmiles (original), clean, looks and runs ment for profit. Let's restore it for profit, progres­ steal rims. Call Eric 662-1882 or email st92heg5@ Logan Sq. Philadelphia, PA 19103 or call 215-963- good, ask $1700 call (215) 243-2304. sive company seeking reps through execs. Comm dunxl.ocs.drexel.edu 5443.______HELP!!! It's not too late to make a difference! Brand new Sega Saturn Core System, 1 week old, plus bonus. For appt call 610-668-0995 A recovering SWM, 19, ISO SWF who enjoys Marketable What you'll be in 5 months at Denver Many children In the W. Philadelphia Schools played only once. Everything Is there, even war­ night-time roadtrips, clubbing to loud Indust Paralegal Institute 800-848-0550. www.paralegal - REALLY need your help. Call Linda Arendt at 895- For Sale-20' Freestyle BMX bike-Hutch frame with 2158 or come to Creese 223 to learn how you can ranty registration card. Includes an additional mostly Odyssey, GT components $175, Peavey music, and is sick of all the games people play. education.com control pad plus 4 games. Asking $300 or best Sick of the crowd, I want someone new to tutor for 1.5 hrs. a week and make that special dif­ Foundation Bass Guitar w/ hard shell case, very Would like to help? CAN Vann Delaine at the ference in a child's life. Employers like tutors! offer. Contact Garner at 571-4218 or email nice shape $200 indulge in, wild and weird Is all the more appeal­ Center Literacy in downtown Philadelphia if you'd st94s67n@ dunxi .ocs.drexel.edu ing. Call 571x4436 and declare,'I was a teenage Attention Pre-Med Students! Army scholarships Compaq 4177 (New) 2.5 GB HD, 32 mb RAM, 150 smackfiend!' like to tutor adults in GED courses, reading, writ­ RAM? CPU? Computer Illiterate? Thinking of buy- MHZ Intel, 33.6 Internal Modem, MPEG Video ing, or math skills. Training is provided. Call 851- for med-school. The army medical dept, will be ing a computer, but confused by the options? 2176 on campus to discuss army scholarship opportu­ Player, JBLPro Speakers, 8X CDROM, 15' Color Text Books nities for med-school. Tues, April 29 5051 Already own one don't know how to use It? Monitor, Win ‘95, MS Office, Netscape, games HELP- W.PhiladelphIa, schools NEED volunteer MacAlister, 1 pm. For more info or questions call Drowning instead of 'surfing*? We can HELP!!! Call Installed, Compaq Phone software, 9 year warran­ Book sale : Business policy, group Interpersonal tutors, One-Hl/2 hrs. per week! Transportation (215) 335-2530 ext 07______ty, Asking $1899.99 or b/o. 222-3780 or e-mail behavior. International Marketing, HR administra- provided, A fun + rewarding experience that may X2620______tion. Call 545-8680.______For sale; Water bed, Sony telephone with answer­ sq95pyt2 help you get a job or into graduate school. Call 'Spokes' bike repair Now Open. Lowest Prices ing machine, super nintendo, sega genesis, fan, For Sale: Ethernet card for Powerbook $150. call: Textbooks for sale: Taylor: Introduction to' 895-2158 for more info or come to Creese 223 to around on all repairs from flats to complete over­ air conditioner, and many more. Call 386-0788 222-0904______Management Science ( BSTAT 604) Pamela sign up. hauls. Free estimates. Give us a call, well get you Peterson: Financial Management and Analysis Salesperson: women's shoes, excellent growth back on 2 wheels 382-6908. Packard Bell 133 Mhz Pentium PC. 16Mg RAM 1 ***new condition*** 18.2 cu ft over/under Please leave a message for Esther at 895-6970 Gig hard drive 16-bit 3-d sound and speakers. Whirlpool refrigerator, frost free, auto ice maker, opportunity for fashion-oriented person top show Color Monitor w/ Imb video memory 14.4 fully adjustable see-thru shelves, hi & lo moisture Books to sell! LIT235, PSCllOO, HIST167, ACQ116 boutique needs enthusiastic qualified help for full Personals modem/ fax. Comes w/internet and software drawers, light tan color. I'm selling it because it & ECON321. Great condition and LOW prices. Call time and part time work. Mail or fax resume to; Adoption: 'Children Friendly* Parent Hopefuls: package, price nego. call 482-2870 will not fit into my new apartment. $300/obo (215) 222-0851 or e-mail me at st96py4s. Human Resources/215-567-0056,126 South 17th Married 10 years. Professional Educations. Mom St. Phila, PA 19103 Stays Home. Nurturing, Fun-Loving, Family To Be. Brand new 3 year old, white, good condition, 1996 TREK 5200. Carbon Fiber frame. SIS Gruppo. books for sale. Investtrient or risk management Cateye Cordless Computer. Ti Set, Ti skewers. $50. Marketing strategy abd planning $10 game Lifeguards: certified-F/T, P/T and subs. Memorial Please Call Doreen & Chuck 1-800-484-6482 code works fine. Only used twice. Need to sell because 6396.______it was given as gift. Asking for $ 1200 or best offer. Continental Pro Tires and more. Call 387-3299 for book Call 215 662-0919 Day to Labor Day Call Turn-key pools 610-828- May trade for another. Call 571-4436 serious Inquiries only; ask for Alfredo. If I am not 5590______This week's spontaneous song lyric is 'Darken the city night is a wire" Brand new Sega Core System 2 weeks old. Only home please e-mail me at ______Services______Wanted: Semi- Professional, Senior Photography [email protected]. Bike has less than 400 #1 Ranked Fundraiser. Your group, club, Fraty Sor. student to take actors head shots. Prices nego­ Hey 'Croation Senasation,’ if you want it, come played once. 2 games and an extra control pad. miles on it. Selling for $225. Call Actie at 571-4218 or email can raise up to $200-$ 1000 in one week. Minimal tiable. Call 222-2063. on and get it. -Your little clove banshee. st94567n@dunxl .ocs.drexel.edu Toshiba Infinia 7160, 166MHz Pentium, 2.5GB, Yamaha sound c. HD, 16MB (exp.128) RAM, 1980 Nike Men's Basketball Sneaks, size 7.5 best 33.6Fax/Modem, 8X CD, 3n-2MBvideo, Toshiba offer. Call 609-829-9193. phone, ans.machine, fax, CD with in touch mod­ For sale: Miscellaneous guitar equipment, instruc­ ule, on screen, double stereo built in speakers- tional books, videotapes, audio cassettes, TAB and microphone, >5' SVGA monitor, Netscape- sheet music. Contact Dave at Explorer ready, +Office '95 and bonus office [email protected] or 571-4606. '95book. 4.5 months old still under warranty, Power Mac 7100/66 with 40MB RAM, 1.2 GIG HD, $1750 (was $2250)/ With Canon BJC-240 (4.5 2x CD-ROM, 33.6 Fax/Modem, Extended mo.old) $1950. 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Renegade Soundwaves Courtesy of 91.7 FM, WKDU, Drexel student radio Tranqullize, tag and release, keeping track of ail the little animals. 1 0 2 No. Album Artist Chem 1. Repent DeadC 2. Macitajas on Acid/Kavune Madtajas on Add / Kavune He sang as he shoved that jumbuck in his album was too much of a curiosi­ 3. Untitled 7' Rye Coalition ty- 4. Canta Mientras Puedas The Legendary Pink Dots tucker bag 'cause girls Just wanna have fun. The album seems like some 5. Metaphysical Vibration Greengate elaborately crafted joke, but I 6. S/T Karp Don Haring Jr . Songs of Faith and Devotion was suspect that it is a serious 7. Now the Road of Knives Gravitar VILLAGE IDIOT released back in ’93. attempt at conscientious music. 8. No Way Ron On With lead David Gahan crying It has been said that you can­ 9. Ionic Shockum Zonic Shockum a lot and hacking his wrists in not judge a book by its cover. 10. Dress for the Future Calvin Krime 11. Azita 1995, one might expect a little This does not hold true for Azita 12. You Know Faust delay. Faust albums. 13. Arab Quarter Muslimgauze The new album is basically Stay away from albums with 14. Untitled?" Victory at Sea more of the same from the band, lame clip-art covers. 15. Live Spaceheads but that’s OK, because what they I just might smash this album 16. The Pin Group The Pin Group have is just swell. yet. 17. Everything Sucks F.O.D. The band is now down to 18. Hunger The Makers three core members — Gahan, 19. Celestial Ocean Brainticket Andrew Fletcher and Martin 20. Marigold Compilation 7" Various Artists Gore. The sound is much richer and Chemical Brothers fuller than past offerings and Dig Your Own Hole while still heavy on the electronic Quickies AAAAA foundation, the music is more organic. Added strings and fuzz has made millions of days brighter, while For as pasty and wishy-washy add depth and interest. Behavior Modifier AAAAA simultaneously annoying the hell out of as the English can sometimes be 1 suspect that Depeche Mode countless others. (God knows I love ’em, though), is a bit out of sorts these days. At Smiley Face It seems to say, "Have a nice day!" Brad “Special Bus Rider" Wible Tom Rowlands and Ed Simons one time, they were the crown Either you love it, or you wish death upon it. stick out like two big, fat mother- princes of sadness and black funked disco hookers. clothes. Morphine WeiJ, they’re still pretty pasty, Since that time, vampires Like Swimming Pork Product but if you don’t shake your ass came into vogue and a few bands AAAAA when the Chemical Brothers capitalized on the need for pale­ AAA Bacon bless the airwaves, you’re proba­ skinned representation in the Zeus sat upon his throne, and Fuck the cholesterol, it's from a pig bly a U.S. Senator or you found music industry. frankly, he was boi-ed. Let's eat it, not make it Ned Beatty’s squealing in Give a little*sympathy to poor He called upon Hypnos, the 1 don't understand why there isn't a Deliverance kinda sexy. David. Buy this album. We god of sleep. restaurant around that serves bacon as a Get on your knees and wor­ wouldn’t want him sticking any “Hypnos, I’m bored out of my main course. I rieed bacon. A big, fat, ship the Chemical Brethren more razors where they don’t fuckin’ skull,” Zeus moaned. Since its origins as a Nazi propaganda juicy, steak of bacon. Of course it also has because they are the future of belong. “Your sons are creative chaps. tool, this happy fellow, the most familiar to be served by a little midget. music. They’d never admit to They’re into all that dream shit, circle, two dots and curve in the world. Michael "Oscar Meyer" Lawless inventing a style, but they cer­ right?” tainly red-line the tach and are MOTHER lARTH “Yes, they are the Dreams, my the best at what they do. The IS CRYING Lord.” Chemical’s 1995 full-length fea­ “Good, I bet they’ve got some ture, Exit Planet Dust, firmly set whacked out stories and such Web Site-O-Rama the group’s place in electronica. that would entertain me in my This album makes it known that state of boredom. I’m tired of they’re getting better with time. raping and boozing.” Imoi The songs on Exit Planet Dust Morpheus arrived and pro­ mRv> have a more complete, finite feel. duced the human forms of Mark Dig Your 0,wn Hole swirls Sandman, Dana Colley and Billy Pubrishifiiy the great cfacfcpots since I , ; around itself, like playful experi­ i:< ^ n tr f - : , - ir-r.'-vvri.v-rs hk) ■iiqra Conway. 111 n.-M r l ’ -l i .1 iV.-J I ,'lt >(ii< li.'-^ ?l-l ■ a t . s . VA;-'r mentation. A complex and fre­ Much to the delight of Zeus, ■ r l l <■.'( i a i y - ( lIK l. i.;. vfl>r lUMl'.y, netic platter of samples will Vixcl'i; the trio played some tunes. Wow' I introduce sounds to your ears “I like it,” said Zeus. “It’s so that you have never heard Mother Earth Is Crying Mother Earth Is Crying simple and fresh. Whaddya call before. Creative and innovative, that thing there, Mark?” these guys are here to stay. A “It’s a 2-string slide bass, sir.” The Chemical Brothers will be Was this sent to our office by Zeus turned to Morpheus. at the Electric Factory May 16 — accident? “Nice job. Morph. I like the baggy pants optional, but recom­ If I weren’t so lazy, I might music. What I really need are mended. have tried to figure out a way to some of those hard drugs. Can forward this disc to a class of you hook me up?” i MS ,jf j , w<^!> ) third graders. “No problem, sir. It’s my job.” I’d probably end up feeling The end. guilty, though, because I suspect that subliminal hate messages are http://www.birdhouse.org/birdhouse.html buried under the insipid lyrics, and hell, kids have it tough Better Dead Than Blue (Smurfs As Communists). The Hypocrite Olympics. The enough these days. Digest of Heady Philosophy for Construction Workers. No Prozac for Hamlet. The reason for my suspicion Assless Pants, Fat Cats and a Whiffle Bat. Poked with a Hot Dog. Knucklehead hinges on the overwhelming feel­ The Scale Architecture. Septum Chopstick. Thermonuclear Acupuncture. I Was Full of ings of hatred that consumed my Exclamation Points. Soft Camel Haired Pom. Spiteful Super Elevators. Men Who All Triangle Entertainment reviews are Won't Put Out. Chicken Wire Rhesus Monkey Surrogate Mothers. June the body as the music played. subject to the world-famous Triangle Hitchhiking Mannequin. Digitautoerotical Greyscale Surrealism. Seven Luckily, the hatred was very rating scale. focused — I had visions of Manipulations of Two Lines. Visual Poems Concrete from the Cyberstream. smashing the disc to tiny pieces. AAAAA Hopi Squishy Digitalis. Heroic Paintings in the Best Thrift Store Tradition. Through DepecheMode the Eye of the Triple Pass Halogen Bulb. All of these, and many more essays, Ultra I refrained, however, and fast ▲ ▲ ▲ A Cowboys and forwarded through the songs. rants, visual arts, fun and games, including the archive of misheard song lyrics, AAA AAA Ten Little • are found at The Birdhouse. It's a web artists' collective — contributions are With titles like “Big Old Bear,” A A Cigar store Depeche Mode took a long “Sonny, The African Elephant,” welcome and encouraged — "publishing the great crackpots since 1994." tiip^ getting the ninth album out. A Cleveland and “99 Little Kittens,” the . ^ JjadyiPotluterpfth^