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VOLUME 87 NUMBER 23 WEDNESDAY, MAY 8, 1991 TWO USF STUDENTS KILLED IN CRASH KIMBERLY KAUER News Editor

Early Sunday morning, April 28 at 5 a.m.,an 18-whecl truck wentout of control STUDENTS RESPOND on Interstate 40, ten miles east of Flagstaff, Arizona, crossed a median and struck TO DEATHS three oncoming cars, killing USF students Dean Durbrow, 20, and Jennifer Pizer, In memory of Jennifer, 21. Durbrow was driving a Honda, with Words cannot explain my disbelief. Pizer and other USF students Christina I will not dwell on that. I would just Haney, 21, and Tania Carlone, 20. like lo say that those of us whose According to the Arizona Highway hearts you touched will long remem­ Patrol Bureau of the Arizona Department ber you. The sassy little girl who of Public Safety, Pizer was thrown from could piss us all off when she wanted the back seat of the car into the truck to will be truly missed. So will the before being run over by a Ford Mustang 1 ittle girl who could change a bad day also involved in the accident. into a new one with one of her beautiful When thc truck crosses the dirt-filled smiles. Nothing can replace what you median, it picked up dust and dirt, which gave, but we will remember the things may have camouflaged the truck's you did give us. Take care. headlights from oncoming traffic. "All of the people who survived said Love. they saw a big cloud of dust and, all of a Octavia sudden, they were in it and they hit • Jennifer Pizer (left) and Dean Durbrow lives' were tragically cut short something," Sergeant Rod Wigman of the Arizona Highway Patrol told a reporter rority for the past two years and was co- of abused children." An open letter to Jen. from the Palos Verdes News. chair of the Greek Council along with "My sister was a very strong person," The cause of the loss of control of the Steve Kirsh. Eric Pizer said. "She had a goal in life and Dear Jen, truck has not been determined, and no "Jen loved kids, she wanted to have a she went out and sought it. All she ever Well babe, I don't think I need lo citations have been issued. Neither the big family," Kate Mitchell, Delta Zeta wanted to do was help people." say what I feel to you, but as long as driver of thc truck, Jerry Ritz, 43, of president said. "She was very sensitive, In memorial to Pizer, the ASUSF Sen­ you know I loved you and will love Indiana, nor his passenger were injured in emotional and caring. She wanted every­ ate voted unanimously at their Friday, you, your memory will live within the crash. one to like her." May 3 meeting to have thc name of the me and all of our lives you touched. Both Durbrow and Pizer died at the Working was Pizer's only acting expe­ ASUSF Leadership Award changed to I'll need to find someone else to scene from massive injuries. Haney and rience at USF. During high school, she the Jennifer Pizer Leadership Award. tease and horse around with in class, Carlone were both injured and hospital­ had parts in Arsenic and Old Lace and Special grief counseling services arc but I will never find a friend to know ized. Haney suffered spleen and back Guys and Dolls. • being provided to students and staff mc as you did. All 1 can say is I'm injuries. Carlone suffered back injuries. In an interview with a Palos Verdes through Campus Ministry and the Health shaken by your loss. I will miss you News reporter, Pizer's brother Eric said and Counseling Cenier. A memorial was The four, who were each actively in­ and what you meant to me. You were lhat his sister "intended to become a law­ held yesterday at 12:45 p.m. in St. Ignatius volved with College Players, were re­ my first friend at USF; I didn't want yer and fight for the rights and protection Church for both Durbrow and Pizer. turning from an audition in New Mexico you to be the first to leave me. God and were on their way back to San Fran­ bless. cisco at the time of the accident. Durbrow came to USF as a freshman in HUMANITIES BUILDING PROPOSED 1988 from Connecticut He had attended Love always, KIMBERLY KAUER Jim prep schools and entered USF with a 4.0 News Editor grade point average. He immediately au­ ditioned and won a part in the production A plan for a Arts/Humanities building not have a building," Mullin said, "yet, of Ten Little Indians. After that he ap­ is currently being created by Arts and the mission of USF and the cornerstone To our lifetime friend, peared in Sweet Charity, Time of Your Sciences Dean Stanley Nel, according to of Jesuit teaching is dedication to liberal Life, Odd Couple, Night ofthe Iguana, and Arts and Sciences Representative, Kevin arts." As the flame of Delta Zeta burns in the latest College Player's production. Mullin. The proposed building is estimated to forever, Working. The current idea is to tear down Cam­ cost approximately $18 million and will so does the love we share with you. According to friends, Durbrow was not pion Hall and put the building in its place, be one ofthe items presented in the capital Your love and friendship touched jusl an incredible actor, but a great friend. as well as making the new building expand campaign, which is scheduled to begin each one ofusinsomany ways. "Dean was always there, when ever towards St. Ignatius Church. next fall. The purpose of a capital cam­ If we ever needed a friend to turn to, you needed him, he was there for you," The proposed building will include an paign is to raise money for a specific you were there. friend Lynn Randall said. "He wrote po­ auditorium/theater; music rooms; spe­ project. The goal of the campaign is to You lifted our spirits, etry, was a romantic and was respectful of cialized and general classrooms, featur­ raise S100 million. According to Mullin, with your witty way about you. people. He led a very simple life, he was ing modern technological teaching de­ since the money is coming from the Your words of kindness touched the a very common man...before rehearsal vices; a centralized media area, for the campaign, no tuition dollars will be going world around you. we knew he was at the Grog and afterwards Foghorn, KDNS and KUSF; and labo­ towards the building. Your song and laughter will ring in we knew he would be at O'Keefe's. It's a ratories needed for thc media department Currently, a feasibility study is under­ our hearts forever. real loss, now you realize how much you (editing rooms etc.). There wil 1 also be an way. According to Mullin,questions, such could have still learned from him. He jusl underground link between the building as "can thc money be raised" need to be In loving memory of our Delta Zeta wanted to be an actor and I thi nk we could and Gleeson Library. All Arts faculty answered before they go any further with sister, Jennifer Pizer. safely say that he was." will have their offices in the building. thc plans. Pizer was a member of Delta Zeta so- 'The Arts is the only college that does NEWS Council Appoints 1991-92 Media Heads K1MBKRI.Y KAUER News Editor The USF Media Council voted on Friday, April 26 to "I'm excited for the upcoming year," Ferry said, "the radio world. I'm extremely excited about being General select students to till the positions of Foghorn Editor-in- Foghorn has successfully moved into the realm of desktop Manager. Next year should prove to be the biggest in KDNS Chief, Ignatian Editor-in-Chief, and KDNS General Man­ publishing, our main focus will be relining thc content to history." ger for the 1991-92 academic year. No one ran for thc provide a high quality newspaper lor the USFcommunity." Recently ASUSF allotted KDNS with enough funding to position of Don Yearbook Editor, dicrcfore the position will Kevin Mullin, current KDNS program director, ran un­ purchase a new mixer console lor their studio. remain open. opposed for thc position ol General Manager. "This will drastically improve our programming and Steve Ferry, current Foghorn Managing Edilor, was named "Wc are looking IO strengthen our training program and Editor-in-Chief of the newspaper. He ran against freshman improve our signal on campus," Mullin said. "We are doing Continued on page four Katie Hume and Amy Andersen, who ran as co-editors. our besl to prepare students lor work in the professional 1STt ** ***w-1*>

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SELECTED SYNOPSES OF STUDENT NEWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD "JOURNALISM IS LITERATURE IN A HURRY" matchmaker, and seven points if the person who organized lhe party. "Everybody Office Barricaded By Angry Stu­ EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Bruno Norman dents they date is in thc class. So far, thc policy has had dozens of interviews, and they MANAGING EDITOR Sieve Ferry Thc president of the University of Ver­ of receiving academic credit for dating still don't have jobs." PRODUCTION CHIEF William Row mont had his office seized by approxi­ has not been questioned. ASSOCIATE EDITOR Celesie Pofler mately 24 minoriiy students who were Free Speech Infringement Watch NEWS EDfTOR Kimberly Kauer The American Spectator's May issue PROFILE EDITOR Delia Gallagher protesting what they considered lo be U.S. Black Colleges Help Africa ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR Sandra Cobb slow progress toward increasing ethnic A campaign is underway to have black cuts through thc recent panic over "po­ SPORTS EDITOR Mychael Urban diversity on the campus. Days after lhe American colleges help thc people of litical correctness" (PC) thinking to PHOTO EDrTOR Joan Barnett office seizure, asmallergroupof students Africa through increased education. The suggest dial American higher education COPY EDITOR Elizabeth Steinberg. still continued to barricade the office. In American colleges will work with the may actually be heading into a more Shelley Renee Iwamoto sensible era. Following upon a compre­ a statement released by thc universily African schools and colleges to better COLUMNIST Mychael Urban president, George H. Davis, said hc educate thc African students. Teacher- hensive lambasting of ihis PC movement ILLUSTRATOR Heam Kraynak would noi even begin communication training programs will be implemented, by American Spectator editor-in-chief PRODUCTION STAFF Bob Kilcullen. with thc students as long as ihey re­ along with better technology available for R. Emmcll Tyrell, Jr., Walt Street Kevin Mullin mained in the office. The students' protest students' use. Currently, members in­ Journal Edilor David Fniffl examines iwo recent ap|x>inimcnis at Harvard and was prompted when Davis declined to volved arc trying to recruit donations by ADVISOR Lynn Ritzman sign an agreement outlining minority holding informational meetings nation­ Yale and concludes dial America's left APPLE CONSULTANT Pat McGovern hiring and recruitment goals for the wide, hoping to receive financial dona­ wing may be losing its momentum on BUSINESS MANAGER ._ Stephen Revetria university. tions, along with political support. campus, despite two-and-a-half decades The San Francisco Foghorn is the official student newspaper of furious effort lo institutionalize ILS of the University of San Franosco and is sponsored by the Associated Students Extra Credit For Dating Rice University Students Throw A influence. Still, there remains problems The thoughts and opinions expressed herein are those of the A professor of marketing at Lehigh Uni­ Rejection Party in protecting free speech in academic wnters and do not necessanly reflect those of the Foghorn staff, the Administration or the student body of the University of versity has been awarding students who In light of thc light economy producing institutions. Tom Bethell, The Ameri­ can Spectator's Washington corre­ San Francisco Contents ot each issue are the sole responsi arc dating by giving ihem extra credit more and more rejection letters from Wines of the editors spondent, reports from Tulane Univer­ points. Thc professor said hc was con­ perspective employers, sludents at Rice Subscnptons are thirty dollars per annum. cerned about whether students were be­ University threw a Rejection Letter Party. sity that "enrichment liaison persons" coming well-rounded adults; hc thought To be able to attend thc party, guests had arc now walking the dormitory corri­ AN AILAHEJIICAN WBIJCATION dors to ensure that no student says any­ that dating was becoming a rarity. Stu­ to bring al least one rejection letter. "Ev­ Sin KrincUco foghorn dents can cam five extra credit points for erybody here is frustrated with die inter­ thing "inscnsiuvc." To report infringe­ 2J45 i ..'I.i. n Cale Ayr-nut Sin Francitco, CA Ml IS a dale, five points for serving as a view process," said one of the seniors ments of free speech on campus, call 1 - 800-783-6707. (415) **»*•*• 122 A.M.DG

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"It's All a Big Smoking Policy Enforced in The Crossroads ->•> NIKKI BURROWS Rigamaroo... Assistant News Editor As of June 1, 1991, the Crossroads will adopl a total MYCHAEL URBAN designed to coordinate with thc guidelines outlined in thc non-smoking policy, according to ASUSF Programming San Francisco Municipal Health Code. Help Wanted—Welcome back, for the twenty-third and Director Katie Hanson. Thc revised smoking policy contains three main objec­ final time, to lhe Three-Dot Lounge. It's a tense lime for Hanson slated thai thc smokc-frcc resolution was an tives. Thc first is lo protect thc health and welfare of thc many of die regulars down here as we realize lhal now is not, ASUSF decision, made at thc April 26th Senate meeting. community by regulatingsmokin g in general access areas. repeat not, a good time lo be graduating. In this time of Thc ASUSF decision was made in response to the Thc second objective is to protect non-smokers by regu­ recession, job openings arc scarce and competition is not. opinion poll taken during thc primary elections, the lating smoking in the office workplace. Thc third objective Thc real world is getting closer and closer, but reality has yet results of thc poll were 408 in favor of making thc is lo minimize the effects of smoking by adopting a policy lo set in. Somehow, somewhere, a balance must be struck, so Crossroads smoke-free, and 249 opposed. that will accommodate smokers and nonsmokers.) we will make up for our feclingsof unimportance by presiding ASUSF President Pete Saari said lhe Senate voted to According lo ASUSF Business Manager Denise Swcti, over a very important project: The selection of next year's approve thc Crossroads smoking policy because ofthe the ultimate decision of Thc Crossroads depended on the Three-Dot Columnist. I, of course, will be heading the overwhelming response lo thc opinion poll." students. selection committee, but several undergraduate regulars will Thc ASUSF Senate voted 11 in favor of the new According to Hanson, action will be taken againsi any­ help as well. If you would like to take on this oh-so- policy, three opposed lo lhe policy, and four abstained. one who is caught smoking in the Crossroads. The first important(n't) job next semester, wc arc asking for a brief On February 21, the USF smoking control policy was course of action will be asking the smoker lo extinguish his essay of 100 words or less. Within ihis essay should be three adopted by lhe President's Cabinet. Thc policy was or her cigaretie, if he or she docs nol comply, service will good reasons why you arc a qualified candidate, and what­ be refused lo thc smoker. ever your plans arc to bribe us. And remember, ihcrc are very few pre-requisiles for landing ihis job. You need only be: A) Awareof campus events, B) Unafraid to attack aeon troversial issue, C) Insensitive lo criticism, and D) Downright stupid. Being funny definitely helps, bul mosl people arc hoi and cold (right, Doog?), so consistency is more important. Thc deadline for applications, which will be accepted at thc Foghom front desk, is Friday May 10. Thc survivor of our selection process will be notified by phone and a sign will be posted in the Horn's window next Wednesday. So far, only Amy "Sybil" Harris has applied. As for my fulure employ­ ment, who knows? Public Safety could use a few good men. ...Maybe I'll give ol' Nate a call. Honk. • • • Let Me Getcher Card, Doo...The never-ending quest for foreign flcxi continues. It gets a little harder these days, of At USF course, because many Dons are nearing their culinary cash quota, bul not lo worry. With school winding down and finals on the horizon, card-carryers are distracted right now and therefore gullible, so a link* creativity may be all you need to May 9 swindle your pal's Ignatian Express. One trick that seems to College Republicans prcscnts,"A Night Over­ The Annual Mass Media Studies Program Senior work pretty well is lhe old "I-lost-my-ID-and-I-need-to-go- looking The Bay" at the Cisco Kid in the Dinner will take place at the Waterfront Restaurant to-the-library-so-can-I-use-yours?" This works best when Transamerica Building from 8pm-4am at 600 on Peir 7, at the foot of Broadway. Thc dinner will the victim is rushing off to class. That way you can rest Montgomery. Admission is $7.00 and will feature be served at 7pm so be prompt Thc cost of $31.00 assured that ihey won't spot you handing their card to dancing, music, and a bar. 18 and older. For more per person covers a three course dinner and other Chicko. Another good one is thc "gang-up" method, bul this delightful treats. Thc presentation of thc Father requires an accomplice. After one of you has obtained the information call Tammy X5167. card, get together in line and order for both of you. Then, Spicier award, for thc most outstanding Mass Media when the food comes up, the partner who doesn't have Mahatma Gandhi, the epic film by Richard student, will also take place. Reserve your space by permission goes through the line first. Aflcr finding a seal, Attenborough and staring Ben Kingsley will be dropping a $10 deposit off at KUSF as soon as you then discreetly dish the card back for the other to use. shown in Harney 235 at 6:30 pm. The film will be possible, but no latcrthan. May 10th. For information You and your friend can't sit together, bul you're still killing a free showing and all arc welcome to attend. Thc call X6886. two birds with one stone even if you didn't order chicken. film is co-sponsored by thc Department of History May 16 ...Poultry jokes are so fowl. and thc Department of Politics. For information New International Business Opportunities will • • • call X6886. be the focus of a half-day seminar at 1 pm in thc To Drink, or Not To Drink... I kit was the question a bit ago as College Players' Second Stage presented Shakesbeer(I May 10-11 Federal Reserve Bank Central Conference Room. mean Shakespeare) in die Grog. They performed Taming of Sex, lies. No Videotapes. An organizational The seminar, which is sponsored by USF's McLaren thc Brew(I mean Shrew) for a full house and il was a big meeting lo discuss thc possibility of establishing a Graduate School of Management, the USF Center success, with Lynn Randall and Pete Saari among the slars team of peer educators to address sexual concerns for thc Pacific Rim and thc World Trade Center of shining brightest. Until now, most of Pete's acting has been (sexual transmitted diseases, contraception, vir­ San Francisco, will cost $60 for members of the done in classes(i .c. disappearing act), but no longer. Randall's ginity/abstinence, pregnancy, dating relationships, sponsoring organizations and $75 fornon-members. talents have been well documented on campus and she anatomical info.) will be held at 10 am on both For information call X6357. appears to be on her way to lhe big time. Saari, on the olhcr days. Thc meeting will be held in lhe Health and hand, is on the fence about further pursuing a career on stage. He prefers a platform of another kind, I ihink. ...Didn't Counseling Center, Ground Floor Gillson Hall. May 22 Quayle gel his start like this? Potential education programs relevant to the cam­ The 1991 Graduating Class ofthe University of • • • pus community and options for meeting student San Francisco proudly Senior Ball at the Ricon Hill Send in the medal...Herc it is, my tcary farewell. This needs will be explored. For information call Dr. Spectrum. Bids are $40 per couple and will be column has been a great outlet for me. I have had nothing but Barbara Thomas at X6352. available ai thc AS Express. fun. -Not only in writing il, but in seeing the reactions it has invoked. My so-called grudge against Public Safety is no May 12 more serious than my tongue-in-cheek comments. Sure, they May 24 Associated Students Activities and Programs need to lighten up sometimes, bul who doesn't, right? Anyway, Graduating English Majors invite you to a Movie Series presents, Monty Python and The there are some thanks lhat need io be shot out First, to Pistol graduation celebration at the Mission Rock Resort Meaning of Life. Thc film will be playing in the Pete Colombo and my chicken-box teammates, whose humor featuring Repairmen. All invited: there is a $7 Crossroads at 7:00 pm. Admission is $1.00. For and general wierdncss inspire me to new comedic heights. advance admission price for thc 9 pm show. If your information call x6286. Second, to Kim Kauer, Delia Gallagher, and Steve Ferry, interested call X5591 or 752-6829. who give me valuable advice and supported most of my stances. Third, to Bruno Norman, the man who gave me thc May 14 green light to say, do, and write whatever 1 wanted to. And The Department of Modern languages is proud May 24 finally, to Kelli Clifton, without whom I could very well have to continue their Spanish film series with thc Go home, cat a good meal and hit the sack. We'll ended up an angry and bitter soul. It has been her guiding I ight showing of Todo un hombre. Thc movie is free and through thc darknessof my life lhat enables mc to find joy and see you next semester. Good Luck! will be shown in Campion C2 at 2:55 pm. For rapture in an often cruel and unfair world. Peace, love, and happiness to you all. ...End of Chapter. information call X6326.

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ASUSF Budget Approved for 91-92 Media Heads Chosen STEVE FERRY Continued from page two Managing Editor

The Associated Students Budget draft for 1991-92 was forwarded by thc Finance producuon," Mullin said. Committee and passed unanimously by thc Senate on Friday, May 3. Thc budget totals Linda Phillips was named Ignatian Editor by thc Council. She ran against freshman S703.470,5220,000 of which is generated from thc activity fee every undergraduate pays. Kauc Hume and Amy Andersen and against Dina Mihailidou. Thc 91-92 budget is five percent larger lhan the current budget, which translates into "Delia Gallagher, thc current Editor-in-Chief, and my self arc proposing a whole new $37,700. This increase can be attributed lo an equalization in thc activity fee for part-time concept for thc Ignatian and Linda Phillips is a good candidate to take on such a students and additional revenue generated from ASUSF businesses. project," Zack Holodovsky, Chairman of the Council said. Thc ASUSF businesses include Crossroads Coffeehouse, Crossroads, Too Cafe and thc "Thc Media Council was very impressed with the presentation of Katie Hume and AS Express candy shop. In thc 1990-91 fiscal year. Crossroads generated S.309,480 (est), Amy Andersen, iwo freshman wilh a lot of good ideas and insight, but they just didn't the projections for next year arc up io $328,430. have thc experience working with thc Foghorn which is a necessity," Holodovsky said. "Because wc only had to cul SI2,000 from thc total amount thc ASUSF funded Besides Holodovsky, olhcr members of the Council arc Steve Runyon, Bob organizations requested, the committees job was not really too difficult Wc on the budget Cunningham, Neil Laughlin, Bill Clark, Alicia Elder, Cameron Hewcsand Julie Clark. committee arc hopeful lhat students' needs will be met with thc allocations made," Kevin Anyone interested in running for Yearbook Editor should contact ASUSF at cxi. Mullin, Arts & Sciences Representative and ASUSF Budget Committee Member, said. 6516. Thc largest account funded by ASUSF is the Associated Students Activities and Programs (ASAP), a programming board. This account received a SI0,000 increase in funding. "The additional funding wc received will provide a wider array of activities next year. The Ignatian Allied Health Hopefully, ASAP will sponsor larger events and build more student involvement in the Literary Magazine Professionals & USFcommunity," Sue Albaugh, ASAP Chairperson, said. Administrators "Wc at thc Foghorn arc very pleased with our proposed budget. Thc committee gave us is coming out this Friday. everything wc requested. I believe this will have a positivecffccion our operation and give & thc campus aqualily newspaper," Bruno Uorman.San Francisco Foghorn Editor-in-Chief, * Plan a future that soars. said. "Unlike years previous, wc only requested items that were a necessity. From thc Take your science-related degree beginning, when wc drafted the budget request, we kept in mind thc fiscal constraints of into the Air Force, and become an ASUSF and presented a very clean and realistic request," hc added. officer in the Biomedical Sciences Due to an increase in advertising, both thc Foghorn and the yearbook are only partially Corps. Youll learn more, you'll grow funded by ASUSF. The Foghorn is 87 percent self-funded and the yearbook covers nearly faster-you'U work with other dedi­ cated professionals in a quality envi­ 60 percent of its expenses through advertising sales. ronment where your contributions ASUSF will continue to fund thc performing arts groups, such as thc Pep Band, USF are needed. Voices, College Players and College Players' Second Stage. A significant portion of College Players and Second Stage budgets come from ticket sales, thc Pep Band and USF In short, you'll gain more of every­ Voices are more reliant on ASUSF for funding. thing that matters most to you. You and the Air Force. Launch now-call "The Budget Committee wascommitted to providing sludenl serviccsand increasing thc number of activities available on campus. All the media areas and programming groups Get your free copy at USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS received an increase in funding or were funded in full. Thc committee looked to give the TOLI^FREE 1-800-423-USAF studeni body the most amount for their dollar," Denise Swett, ASUSF Business Manager, ASUSF Office, at UC said. Information Desk, or in our Thc approved budget is available in thc ASUSF Office, UC 402. desk in front of Crossroads Literary Magazine To Be Released KIMBERLY KAUER News Editor

USF's annual literary magazine will be released on May 10, according to magazine editor-in-chief, Delia Gallagher. "The Ignatian has gone through many changes while I have been at USF," Gallagher said. "When I was a freshman, few students were aware of the existence of this publication, so there were less submissions." In thc past few years, the number of copies printed has increased from 500 lo 1,200. Although lasl year 2,000 copies were primed, Gallagher slates lhat "quality is better lhan quantity." The amount of submissions rose from last year by 10 percent. Gallagher accredits the rise in submissions to the increased awareness of thc magazine and to the fact lhal students realize the importance of being published in a creative magazine while still in college. "The Ignatian is designed to be a snapshot of the University's interests, to be a focus for creative ideas and expressions," Gallagher said. "It's goal is to encourage artistic expression and to provide an opportunity for USF students to publish thcircrcativc work." This year an art portfolio was added to thc magazine, highlighting iwo USF student's art work, in color. In anticipation of next year, Gallagher has been working closely with Zack Holodovsky, Ignatian advisor, to expand thc publication from a strictly literary magazine lo an inter­ disciplinary journal containing academic essays. They arc currendy working with thc College of Arts and Sciences torccci ve additional funding for this proposed Ignatian Review. "Thc Ignatian Review would gready enhance the academic reputation of USF," Holodovsky said. "It would provide a forum for students and faculty to exchange ideas both within ihe Universily and outside of it." Holodovsky was instrumental in improving thc design of thc publication since 1988. We buy the widest range of books. Holodovsky explained reasons behind the improvements. "In order io build a reputation, Hard or soft cover—whether used on this campus or not. we decided to change thc look of our magazine in a substantial way. Wc wanted the Sell them at: Ignatian to have a professional look. Wc changed the size from 8x 11 to 5x7 and increased thc number of pages from 28 to 80," he said. The magazine was founded in 1909, and was called Thc Senior. In 1910 il became the UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO Ignatian. The magazine was inconsistently published, and in 1977, publication was BOOKSTORE stopped all together. In 1987, ASUSF revived thc publication and brought ilback to where it is today. Monday, May 13 Linda Phillips was named Ignatian Editor lor thc 1991-92 year by the Media Council. "I would encourage Linda lo work closely wilh thc Communication Arts, English, and thru Expository Writing departments," Gallagher said. "Then thc faculty will become involved Friday, May 24 enough to encourage more sludenis to submit their creative work." REGULAR STORE HOURS

Poge4 San Francisco Foghorn Wednesday, May 8, 1991 NEWS

Zavortink Receives Arthur Furst Award Fr. Schlegel Speaks On Multiculturalism NIKKI BURROWS NICOLE BULLARD Assistant News Editor News StaH

The Arthur Furst award was presented lo Thomas J. Zavortink, Professor of Biology, at Newly elected President Fr. John P. Schlcgel SJ. spoke lo a group of USF sludents the second annual Arthur Furst Award Dinner, held April 30, 1990. concerning multicultural issues in die Faculty Lounge on Wednesday, April 24 at 6:00 Thc award is given each year lo a science faculty member for "outstanding research p.m. advancing science for the betterment of mankind." Fr. Schlegel opened his brief discussion by saying that he has had "a lot of hands-on Zavortink received thc award for his extensive research on the biology, taxonomy and experience dealing with thc minoriiy population," and thai should help in completing his evolution of mosquitoes. In addition, Zavortink has discovered several new species of goals and dreams and to make USF more multi-cullurally aware. mosquitoes. Schlcgel slated that he wants this lo "become a model urban university reflecting die "It is a great honor lo receive this award," said Zavortink. diversity in multi-cultural richness that the city of San Francisco has to offer." Zavortink explained lhat mosquito research is important because mosquitoes arc known He also stated that he isa"grcat believer in diversity, nol symbols, not tokenism, bul mix- tocarry diseases like malaria and yellow fever. He stated the malaria and yellow fever arc it up and "tell it like il is' diversity." lhe most debilitating insect-spread diseases. With education in mind, hc said thai what hc wants is the graduates to take wilh them "a Thc dinner concluded with a presentation and slide show featuring the highlights of realistic feeling of what thc world is about." Zavonink's research. Hc started thc presentation by staling, "The adult mosquito is a Schlcgel also slated lhat USF should be a "multi-layer, multicultural center," and in beautiful insect." order for him to succeed at thai, three things must be done. Zavortink has been publishing and presenting papers on mosquitoes since 1968. The First, he said lhat we, (the students) need to help recruit new minority and inicrnauonal World Health Organization considers malaria io be the most dangerous of die insect-spread students. diseases. Zavortink's studies have helped formulate control programs to minimize the Second, he feels thai there should more of a diversity in thc faculty. With this hc said effect of mosquito-spread diseases on humans. that hc "will give a great deal of time and energy to diversify thc faculty." Based on a recommendation from the Smithsonian Institution, Zavortink received over And third, he thinks lhat the curricular courses need lo be made more attractive to $600,000 from the United Slates Army Medical Research and Development Command in minorities. 1986. He received the money to conduct a five-year study on an unfamiliar, but important In closing, hc said that in order to reach these goals wc must "reach out and be creative group of tropical mosquitoes. lo get our dream." In 1984, Zavortink wasawarded thc John L. Bclkin Award from thc American Mosquito For the last half of thc evening, hc opened up his discussion to lhe students for questions Control Association for excellence in mosquito systemalics. Hc was thc youngest person and answers. in history' to receive lhe award. Here thc main points lhat were covered included were ideas thai hc had to make the Zavortink received an engraved crystalline trophy, and a check for $1000. campus community closer, attracting more minority students and creating scholastic Eugene V. Benton, Professor of Physics, was the first recipient of the Arthur Furst award scholarships to be made available to inlemaiional students. in 1990. Fr. Schlegel is expected to take office on June 15. this Spring A* tsp Vo,,r

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Wedneiday, May 8, 1991 San Francisco foahorn PagoS EDITORIALS

My Hardest Course

Sitting before our lovcable new color Macintosh Ilsi entitled Poe (as in Edgar Allen) I can't help but wonder how I am going lo write my last editorial. Everything thai has happened this past year to myself and this staff all seems a blur. In the back of my mind I can faintly remember our first staff meeting, with Kimberly Kauer smirking behind her hand, as I addressed a somewhat ragtag group of individuals. And it was those early issues of the Fall semester that wc all learned an important lesson only lhe Foghorn can leach... "everyone is an expert and the Foghorn is always wrong." In thc beginning I had a hard lime adjusting to this fact. Many of our staff members would become annoyed as anyone and their brother would wander by our lower-level Phelan outpost to tell us their expert advice. When I glance up to those carly issues, hanging above me, I can'i help bul shudder. From thc first issue, as "Incoming Student's Win Big" to the while-thing issue (or number five of 23 issues), there were many emotional moments for us as wc yelled and screamed at each other aboul what went wrong. From Uicn on things seemed to get a little bit better with each issue as our writing, and of course our design improved...thank you Bill. Silling here typing, as Bill talks widi Kim aboul lhe from page stories, I can easily remember all the limes we all decided "I QUIT." There were times when I would pass Mychael Urban on campus and he would walk by without even acknowledging my "hello" by mumbling, with a stern look upon his face,"I quit." Now as I listen to Mychael rip on everyone in lhe office, I don't even want to Ihink what wc would've done without him. For myself this place has laught mc more about people and iheir different personalities then I ever thought possible. However, thc hardest lesson for myself was trying to under­ stand not only my strengths as a Butlhorn editor, but my In Response to Howenstein... (check a map, il really is.) weaknesses as well. It was through more instances than I Dear Editor, Ms. Howcnslein claims lhat many ofthe University's wish to recall, that I learned lhat I could not please everyone. I am writing in response to Kalina Howenstein's progressive changes arc "outrageous". Girl, wake up Whether it was a staff member, or a fellow student (Pele commentary. Generally, I fell lhat her article was very and smell thc cappuccino! It's 1991 and you arc in San Sarri), I had to face pic fact that no matter what the circum­ articulate and that she had several good points, many of Francisco! People arc more informed and open to new stance, or how harsh the criticism, ihe Foghorn came first and which I even agreed with. However, I felt lhat her ideas lhan ihey were in 1855, lhe year ihis bastion of die individual(s) second...including myself. name-calling, in her section on the politics department, conservatism was founded. When I wake up tomorrow morning I can finely be, Bruno completely undcrminded the logical thrust of her ar­ Let's examine a few of the issues she claims arc Norman, the student and not the Editor-in-Chief of thc San ticle. If she believes that a certain professor or profes­ outrageous. First of all, she writes ofthe University's Francisco Foghorn. Gone will be thc excuses for missing sors are biased, then it is her right, even her duty, to say decision to recognize Identity. Many people arc drawn class on Tuesday morning or the strange awareness on so. However, to try to defame the character of this to ihis University because of its location. It is much Wednesday morning lhat I was lhe only one delivering lhe person and this person's students with such labels as more unreasonable for this University lo have gone so long not recognizing the needs ofa substantial portion paper. But somewhere inside mc I can live with thc fact dial "environmentalists, feminists, (and) peaceniks" (If, of ilsstudcnt population. Furthermore, the University's I did try my hardest, and my damnedest, to get this paper indeed, these labels should even rightly be considered insults) is completely uncalled for. promotion of AIDS Awareness Week and thc handing together each week. I also feel thai Ms. Howenstein deeply underesti­ out of condoms is an essential move to help protect the It is strange, but I never really saw this day coming...when mates thc intelligence ofthe students of this University students' health and safety. For thc University to I would have to say goodbye. However, I can also live with by assuming thai anyone's "Propaganda" could "cor­ prohibit thc sale and distribution of condoms under thc lhe fact that other editors will pass through these doors, as rupt" our minds. If she feels she is intelligent enough to misguided belief that students will not engage in pre­ Steve Ferry shall next year, and report the news and opinions recognize propaganda, why does she not feel the rest of marital sex is to hide its eyes from the glaring reality of our hilltopcampus. There will always be students reaching the siudcnt body iscquallyasgiftcd? And, finally, I feel thai many students do not blindly follow the teachings for more than our University is willing to give and adminis­ Ms. Howenstein's arrogance is overwhelming in as­ of thc church. Instead they boldly chose to create their trators who will reach for more lhan they deserve. suming that anyone who docs nol agree with her has own lifestyles which fit their personal needs. We For Steve I can only wish you the best and try to remember had their mind corrupted. cannot punish such sludenis with AIDS, merely for dial die only "thank you" you can expect from lhe Foghorn Christine Beall their decisions to go againsi traditional Catholic doc­ trine. Also, I don't recall any "pro-abortion" rallies on will come in subtle ways. No one will come oul and say it, Junior this campus. Perhaps, she has confused this wilh pro- you jusl have to look for it as you hear students giggling about choice rallies? a personal ad or see every other student in the Crossroads or Dear Editor, lhe GAG reading the paper. In the April 24th edition of thc Foghorn Kalina In conclusion, I hope lhal in thc future you will recognize the decisions in these areas are in response To my staff I have to say thank you. From Delia's Is-USF- Howenstein, an undergraduate government major, io more imminent social concerns raiher than a suict Calholic-it's-almost-dawn-story to Kim's whimsical carly lambasts thc University's decision to support thc diver­ sity present al our Universily. Although she makes a interpretation of church ideology. morning humor I have to honestly say I will miss you all. valid point that lhe University is more concerned with Monica C Di Perna Will I miss the Foghorn? I guess so. Would I do it again? raising money lo pull itself oul of its dire economic Law Studeni I'll take an N/A on lhat one. situation lhan deal wilh students' concerns, she is wrong in associating these problems with thc Bruno Minoru Norman University's long-overdue acknowledgment of the Letters are continued next page. Editor-in-Chief liberal mentality of many of the sludents at this Univer- sity-which happens to be located in San Francisco

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Dear Edilor, increasing openness and diversity is an asset and threatens KDNS is another station here at USF lhat probably needs I have some disagreements with Kalina Howenstein's only those whose own moral and political convictions lack more guidance but I think if thc students work together at article from last week, "Does USF Know Where it Stands?" a sound foundation. KDNS and get a little more serious il will be thc only choice She says that USF, as a Catholic university, is inconsistcnl Johanna Wohlin-Tuaveiso of the sludents. Whereas, KUSF is the professional college with certain issues. By sponsoring a club for gays and Government station, KDNS is a great support tool and a totally studcni- lesbians USF is displaying one of Christ's basic teachings: Senior run radio station. Sludents, this is a call lo you lo tunc into unconditionally loving, and nol condemning, all people. your school. It's your only chance. USF has received a lot What thc Ad-Hoc Committee for Peace was trying to In Defense of McNamee of critical press lately and il's problems arc being realized before our eyes. As sludents we should noi lake it lying accomplish was clearly expressed in one of the Ten Com­ Dear Editor, down. Wc pay loo much money to let it go to waste. mandments (I don't ihink I need to mention which one). Thc I am writing in response to Alcsia Jones' article in the "Gulf War" was un-Christian; although attempting to can­ April 24th issue of thc Foghorn. First of all, you started off Thomas A Kenny cel classes was somewhat ridiculous. your article saying you were writing objectively and Business Student This "ultra-left wing" professor (which would practically unemotionally. I just wonder how objectively you can write mean a militant communist), which you had mentioned in since you are Prcsidentof Students United for Choice. Brian |Edilors Note: Thc views in this letter do not necessarily your article probably doesn't want io hate America; hc McNamee requested lhat rcspondcrs noi attack him per­ express thc viewpoints of KUSF 90.3 FM, its staff or its probably wants to improve il. Otherwise, hc would have sonally. Unfortunately, your rebuttal to his article included listeners or anyone on staff at thc McLaren School of moved. Wc arc subjected to enough illusions and "pro- an attack on his intelligence and expertise since hc was Business. | America" propaganda everywhere else. Plurality is a funda­ neither a scientist nor an embryologisl. You seem to infer mental part of a Catholic university. lhal only a scientist or anyone in that type of profession can Professor Out of Line However, I do agree with her main question. I would like dictate what life is and when ii begins. If this is the case, all Dear Edilor, to rephrase it though: Does USF know its priorities? Thc of us arc walking around without brains of our own. Logi­ I hesitated about taking the time to write this letter, but my Koret Center, for example, I love and use often. Thc library, cally, any person can tell you when life begins. Can a life friends convinced me not to sit back and be quiet however, I use much more often and is more vital to my begin out of a nonliving being? Obviously if something On Friday, April 261 tried toaitcnd the Shakespeare in thc education. Thus, checking out one book should not be a long starts out asa nonliving being, itcannot develop intoa living Grog play, The Taming ofthe Shrew. I had tried to go the process; especially using a noncomputerized system. Most one. I do nol sec rocks getting up and walking around previous nights only to find both sold-out on arrival. I had importantly, Kalina mentioned that the university cannot campus. All the child (and I stress thc word child since il called College Players and knew thai there would be a very afford to offer any merit-based scholarships. But hey, thc cannot start oul as anything but a child) needs at thc moment limited number of tickets available at thc door for thc show house on Chabot had to be remodeled! of conception is food and oxygen. You say that "If that were at 7 pm. With two friends, I arrived at 5:45 pm to find a line Also, handing oul condoms in Hamey Plaza is completely thc case then all that would be required to bring a fetus to of about 15 people also waiting for those lasl tickets. We all inconsistent with what the Church teaches, lt is also against term would be an oxygenated petri dish." Well, I guess one waited for thc nexl45 minutes while those with tickets were Catholic tradition for the university to remove the statues of thing was left out and lhat is shelter and love, but we all need admitted. We were told there were just a few tickets for scats Mary and the crucifixes from the classrooms. that. The baby does not need anything else from the mother, and then 10 extra for "standing room." By our count, we Raiher than try to re-word our mission and goals, I hope it has everything it needs from the moment of conception. figured we would make the standing room. All it has to do is grow. It even has a different blood type in our new president and AS Senate will accomplish them. About 6:45 pm we heard a loud discussion, close to many cases. shouung and I went around the corner to find Dr. Carolyn Geoffrey Knoell One last comment I would like to make concerns your Brown "telling off thc staff person regulating thc door. It History documentation of Aristotle and St. Augustine. Both of these seemed she did not have any uckets for herself or her group, Sophomore philosophers lived thousands of years ago. They did not but was demanding admission. She brushed off the staff have thc advantage of thc technology that wc have today. person and proceeded to go right in. There was a discussion Dear Edilor, Doctors today can insert a lube into thc womb and observe at thc ticket table, where there were obviously no tickets for I am writing in response to Kalina Howenstein's com­ the baby. We have a window inio thc womb, whereas, these them. A few minutes later. Dr. Brown re-emcrged, walked mentary in which she blames various "liberal" forces for philosophers did not. The TRUTH is that doctors know to our line and pulled two people oul of line to lake them USF's decline as a respected academic institution. I, too, when life begins. Dr. Nathanson, founder of the National back into thc Grog. This lime she again attempted to push find the academic offerings and the intellectual challenges Abortion Rights League, quit performing abortions and is her way through and when questioned in a very loud voice al USF terribly limited and disappointing, but I refuse lo now speaking out on lhe murder of the unborn. I think his said,"Do you know who I am?" More debate ensued and she accept Ms. Howenstein's view that USF's shortcomings arc pasl experience as a doctor in thc abortion industry out­ again pushed her way through. due to "liberal" policies and professors. weighs your four years in genetics. You also say you will At aboul 6:55 pm lhe standing room people were let in and First of all, lhe university's students are themselves continue fighting for the reproductive rights of women. Is my group missed getting in by two people. Wc had wailed partially responsible for our school's low standards of not this a contradictory statement since you are fighting to in line for over an hour lo have our tickets taken by an scholarship; since transferring here from UC Berkeley, I legally kill unborn women? aggressive faculty member who obviously thought herself have been appalled by the general lack of interest in class Michelle Everson and her friends were more important than us sludents in line. discussion, by poor preparation for class, and by thc all too Junior I have had Dr. Brown in class and mosUy ignored her common view that grades or mere "survival" arc more Philosophy ridiculing and disregard for those wilh opinions which important than intellectual inquiry. We certainly need more differed from her own. This lime though, her disregard for stimulating courses, but we also need to take personal everyone wailing in line and her treatment of those working responsibility for our education and development. Don't Take It Lying Down the door were just too much. The most misconstrued part of Ms. Howenstein's article Dear Editor, I may have to pul up wilh this in class, but certainly not in is lhal in which she attacks the Department of Politics and, It has come to my conclusion here al USF that in the area a line lo sec a show. This is hardly an example of either without mentioning him by name, Professor Rob Elias. of radio, people (with the exception of a few) have an professionalism or appropriateness. Wc put up with thc Professor Elias maybe somewhat too "liberal" for many apathetic intention. What I am referring lo is Bruno Norman's demands and egos when wc sit at the desks, but not on our USF students' taste, bul to say that he dominates and hurts editorial (April 17, 1991). I am a business major. I work at own ume. We were entitled to those tickets, as we waited for thc Politics Department is blatantly wrong. I have had KUSF in underwriting, and without being partial, I must say an hour to try io get them. Wc were responsible enough to virtually no contact with Dr. Elias during my years at USF it is thc most rewarding experience I have had in my first have tried to have gotten tickets early, and yet all this was and, like many other students, 1 have not been exposed lo his three months at USF. disregard by Dr. Brown who felt she and her group had "propaganda to corrupt students' minds and further his I love radio. I love thc music industry. Because I showed priority. liberal, America-hating...agenda". If he has such an agenda, up to a KUSF meeting and stuck with ii so far I have I hope she enjoyed thc show. Wc didn't have the chance il certainly docs not permeate the entire department since experienced a refresher course in my career pursuits. I am to. Maybe next ume she will be a little more considerate. most of its courses are taught by more conventional profes­ slill learning outside the classroom. By thc lime ihis is Anonymous sors like Dr. Johnson and Dr. McElwain, who provide the printed, I will have had formal training as a disc jockey and Communication Arts unbiased quality instruction Ms. Howcnslein claims her have turned in applications for thc directorships of my department lacks. desire. 1 may not gel a directorship, but 1 have the opportu­ Wc should focus on improving our department in politics, nity to compete for these positions. American government and not on attacking professors like In case anyone hasn't learned yet, ihis competition is a Dr. Elias who do all of us a service by providing an fact of life in thc professional world. I don't get credits like San / nmcMCO otherwise sheltered and privileged student body with pro­ Communication Arts Majors or Mass Media Majors might, vocative and unconventional perspectives. Sludents in all bul nevertheless, I get an education. My ume is valuable and FOGHORN departments should leam to accept that a university is an I don't wish to waslc il and ai KUSF I feel I haven't. Thc institution of inquiry and discussion rather lhan a safe haven radio station offers something valuable noi only to the USF LETTER POLICY for people who wish lo remain ignorant and isolated from community but the San Francisco community, too. Where f Letters lo ihe editor arc gladly accepted and should be the outside world. come from, things like KUSF arc nol a visible force in thc submitted thc Friday before publication. Try to limit your When Ms. Howcnslein rallies againsi "environmental­ community. KUSF makes USF a visible place. KUSF letters lo 150 words. We reserve the righl to edit for si/e. ists, feminists, peaceniks, and various other professional teaches, entertains and informs-so what if you don't like thc grammar and spelling. All letters must be signed. Please protestors", she fails to realize lhat wc arc fortunate to be music and if you do great. So what if you don'l like lhe include your University Status such as Class standing or Tule. exposed loan alternative to lhe generally close-minded and programs on thc air and if you do great. If you don't, get conservative atmosphere of Catholic institutions. USF's involved and share your own ideas! believe..they can be realized at KUSF.

l-J/I.Mlf.'.l' . May 8, 1991 San Francisco Foghorn Your Radio Station: KUSF Question Man A.C. Wednesday, Program Coordinator of KUSF

What Do You Think Should Be Fr. It's that lime again. In response to all thc misun­ important part for everyone at KUSF is the valuable Schlegel's Top Priority Next Year? derstandings primed in the Foghom aboul KUSF, on-hand experience of a real functional radio station. wc at KUSF (you know, that radio station where all With thc experience lhat this facility provides, stu­ Malt Getty the freaks and long hairs you sec on lhe campus dents as well as volunteers have excelled in the media Business hang out) would like to lake this opportunity to or entertainment industry. Most notably, USF alumni Senior inform you about your radio station. Big Rick Stuari of Live 105 KITS radio and volunteer Establishing the capital endow­ KUSF is made up of both USF students and Howie Klein vice president of Sire records. ment campaign. That will help volunteers from the community. Wc arc a F.C.C. ( Funding? Well, funding from die University pro­ ensure lhe future success of USF Federal Communication Commission) licensed, vides for 2/3 of the office payroll for the administra­ and lo help provide the facilities noncommercial, non-profit, community service tors, office workers and engineers of KUSF. Thc lhai we need and make us less radio station with a 3.CXX)- wattage frequency. Wc university docs not provide the expenses for the radio tuition-dependent. have various programs of foreign languages, eth­ transmitter, and all other programming expenses, nic, jazz,classical, religious, roots, reggae, metal as therefore, funding must come from outside sources. well as New Music program. For both New Music and Cultural programming, wc Our New Music program takes up a large portion must hustle underwriting (sales) or donations from Ron Pineda of thc broadcast day (19 hours). This program has local business lo support us. Wc also must create fund Hospitality Management been in existence for over 10 years and has been in raiser, such as die record swap meet which was held at Senior the forefront of the college radio-music scene, McLaren on April 21 which drew over 500 people of Clean up myths regarding whai acquiring national recognition and numerous mc- all shapes, colors and various long hairs. With thc lhe administration is doing, say dia/cntcriainmcnt awards. Thc music wc broadcast dedication of our staff, wc raised a sum large enough something regarding what they arc over "KUSF's New Music program" may nol be to to keep lhe transmitter on thc air for about a months doing, and where they are going thc likings of some of the students on this campus, lime. Along with raising money for ourselves, we have wrong. but in die pasi KUSF has brought to San Francisco contributed to various olhcr non-profit organizations bands such as: U2, REM, The B-52s, Thc Cure, such as die AIDS Emergency Fund, Huckclbcrry Roxy Music, The Clash and countless number of House and Hospice by the Bay. artists who arc extremely popular today. Although So, I have taken enough of your time and print space. some of these artists are currently not within our In closing, we at KUSF would like to encourage the Holly Suzara formal, all ofthe artists above and many more were sludents of this University for support of your radio Chemistry heard first on KUSF. Now ihese songs are consid­ station. I also would like lo encourage, not only die Junior ered as "classics" by us, but not as "Modern Rock" students in die Mass Media Studies programs, but all Improving USF's academic repu­ like that other station on thc right side of thc radio who arc interested in the on-hand experience or curi­ tation to attract new students and band. ous about music to drop by and check into thc different to retain the students lhal are al­ departments we offer in thc New Music program (re­ ready here. Today, some of our disc jockeys do work some of these classics into the rotation along with many new production, publicity, public affairs, underwriting artists who arc potcnually accessible to commer­ (sales), music and promotion). Face it, air shifts are not cial radio (i.e.. Live 105.91X). napkins, we don't just hand them oul. Now, as for the members of KUSF; the organiza­ tion consists of both USF sludents and volunteers You must show that you arc willing to leam and Deven Clemens from die community, to work together in a profes­ have ambition for it. Even though we are not "Jammin'' Economics sional/educational environment. The members are the Hilltop", wc do appreciate the competition. By the Sophomore on a pay scale that will not allow one to purchase a way, Mychcal, for your information, a first semester I hope Fr. Schlegel will examine slick of gum on a year's salary and furnish elective senior USF student won die "Axle Rose" look-a-like and scrutinize thc administration. units for thc student of thc university. Thc most contest. Mr. Cliff "Jesus Lizard" Lipman. It is obvious that many decisions are made without any consider­ ation as to thc welfare of the stu­ dents. Sludenis should be the Speak Louder Than Words upmost priority of every USF employee. Steve Ferry

Amanda Montgomery This institution lhat prides itself in the Jesuit student, announcing it and slandering them at a public English Tradition has lost many of the fine characteristics forum is both unprofessional and a blatant misuse of Sophomore lhal make up a Jesuit College. The foremost being his posiuon as a faculty member. Thc faculty should Cure Personalis or personal care. Stamping thc be concerned with educating students both in and out USF needs to concentrate on word Jesuit on every pamphlet and application and ofthe classroom. Dr. Elliot's actions do not reflect the strengthening the College of Arts a small faculty-sludent ratio is not enough to achieve characteristics of an exceptional faculty member nor & Sciences, for it is the foundation ihis end. In every order of business, students should portray the image of a scholar. Despite his negligence. of a liberal arts university. I also be considered. Studeni concerns should be the Dr. Elliot is supposedly USF's best teacher. What does hope Fr. Schlegel will make the primary focus of the administration. Somewhere this say about our university. Are Dr. Elliot's actions Grog bigger and the administra­ between new office furniture and salary bonuses, an example of Cure Personalis? Does USF unreserv­ tion smaller. this was lost. edly show love with public ridicule of its faculty and In November, Fr. James Flynn, Assistant to thc sludents? Cathy Ambuul President, released a draft copy thc new Universily During thc past year, thc students at USF have seen Philosophy Mission, "...lhe University of San Francisco de­ numerous cxamplcsof mismanagement and neglect of Junior clares its commitment to thc highest standards of siudcnt concerns. Dr. Jordan-Cox pilfered the Univer­ One of Father's top prioriues learning and scholarship in the Catholic, Jesuit sity out of thousands of dollars as she assumed die should be the continued growth of tradition. As a university, it seeks the knowledge, responsibility of Athletic Director. Never mind that the Saint Ignatius Institute. Hc love and dissemination of truth unreservedly....It she being responsible for athletics is already in her job should look at the Institute for promotes high standards of academic excellence description. We also watched the University pour what it actually is and support it and prepares leaders who will work for justice for money into a house on Chabot Terrace for the same and promote it. But especially he all peoples." vice-president. Then, after 520,000 was spent, she should make certain that ihere is decided not to move in. The house has been for rent for toilet paper in all thc bathrooms at Last week, Dr. Jack Elliot was named USF's all times. That would solve thc Distinguished Faculty Member of the Year. Earlier months. Its too bad that no student can afford thc student return problem. this year. Dr. Elliot publicly ridiculed a well-known Sl,700/month that USF is asking. student and denounced a professor by calling him Recently new furniture was purchased for thc Hall "demoralized." Regardless of Professor Elliot's By Delia Gallagher and Steve Ferry personal opinion about any faculty member or Continued on next page.

Son Francisco F Wednesday, May 8, 1991 It's Time for the Mind Kevin C. Mullin

Picture it. nothing will be done to improve curriculum in thc future. Rather, a center like this wilh A new S18 million Center for the Humanities al lhe University of San Francisco. One specialized classrooms and modem facilities would enhance and strengthen thc curricu­ building lhat houses all of the mass media outlets on campus-Thc Foghorn, KDNS, and lum. KUSF, along wilh computer and editing laboratories. It would contain a television To understate it, the existing situation in the Arts is troubling. Trying to find die studio, an auditorium/theater, music rehearsal rooms, specialized and general classrooms different arts faculty in the rat-maze of UC fifth floor is a headache. A new Center for lhat use modern communication technology, seminar rooms and an art gallery. There thc Humanities would centralize the offices of all these faculty members. The existing will also be an underground link between thc Center and Gleeson Library. Most media facilities and laboratories arc scattered all over the campus. Let's bring it all importantly, however, it would be one building where all of thc arts faculty have their together under one roof. Performing arts facilities, like the media ones, arc few in offices. number and rapidly deteriorating wilh age. There arc currently no seminar rooms. A dream? Well perhaps now it is. A dream, however, that can become reality with the Classroom facilities arc poor. It's time to centralize and modernize and prepare USF for right support. A new Center for die Humanities, lo be built where Campion Hall now lhe 21st century. exists, is one of the items presented in thc USF Capital Campaign. The Capital USF advertises that it has a strong link to the Cily. This true to a certain extern, but Campaign, a massive fund-raising effort for capital expenditures and major projects, is is there really a bond? A Center for thc Humanities would truly tic (hc University to San scheduled to begin sometime in thc fall. Thc S18 million needed for construction of this Francisco, a cily known world-wide to be rich in thc arts and humanities. building would be taken from thc funds raised by thc campaign. No money used for the USF administrators always talk about what type of student-body would appeal lo construction ofthe building would be taken from tuition dollars. them. This is a chance for those same administrators to show that they care about what Why do wc need a humanities building and why should wc have one? Thc Arts is thc lypc of school appeals to students. Not only would this building attract students, it would only college lhat doesn't have a building. Thc McLaren School of Business, the School undoubtedly improve student retention. If students' needs arc met, they will stay. Many of Nursing, and thc Law School all have their own buildings, as well as thc Sciences, of those administrators arc, in fact, rallying behind the building. Thc driving force is die with Harney Science Center. Yet as we know, liberal arts is thc cornerstone of Jcsuil Dean of thc College of Arts and Sciences, Dr. Stanley Nel. According to Nel, a majority teaching and tradition. Theoretically, liberal arts should be central to die USF Jesuit of lhe deans and trustees arc supporting thc idea. What is missing? Studeni support. experience. To quote die USF Mission Statement, "...thc University of San Francisco Students in the future will benefit the most. Let's be heard. continues tocommit itself lo itsCatholic heritage and to the Jesuit iraditionof spirituality This building would not only provide a much-nccdcd home for for lhe arts students, and scholarship, dedication to the liberal arts and sciences, and the education of the who arc the sizeable majority of the undergraduate population, but would benefit all entire person." The "entire person" means mind, body and spirit. Thc Koret Center students-as every student has to take thc G.E.C.-a curriculum based on die Jesuit works our body, St. Ignatius Church is where our spirit develops, but what about lhe tradition of dedication to thc arts. mind? Il's time to develop lhe mind. It's lime for a Center for the Humanities. It's time If students voice support, it will be a reality. Thc Center for the Humanities would be to put the money in the Mission. a long-term project, bul the foundation for the future USF is being laid now-a time of Some skeptics may say, "Who cares about a new building? We need to improve great transition and change al thc Hilltop. USFcanbcthc Jesuit jewel ofthe West Coast. curriculum." It is true dial the curriculum needs attention, and it should get it However, Think of it. Pride, excitement and the education of die entire person-mind, body, and il is not an cithcr-or situation. If die building plan is approved, it doesn't mean lhat spirit. Plus, USF will have a Mission with the facilities to implement it. Let's make it happen. Students Against One Truth Kimberly Cluff

Do you know where you stand? Do you know absolutely what you believe in and why? mat we receive at USF comes an obligation, "to promote a concerned, effective, and These are questions that lead us to seek higher education, in search of knowledge and prophetic awareness of the oneness of humanity and of thc compelling need for thc understanding. But enlightenment doesn't come from simply going to class nor docs it promotion of justice among all people, together with thc recognition of the responsi­ come from any particular course of study. To really understand and have conviction in bility to share and serve which this entails for all people." (USF Mission and Goals our beliefs wc have gol to challenge ourselves. This challenge comes through exposure Statement). and study of all points of view and all ideologies, because knowledge based on a narrow The activities of students who arc concerned about various issues should not be seen unquestioned sel of ideas is self-serving righteousness. as detracting form the purpose of the University, but instead they supplement our When we arrived here ai USF some of us perhaps were more certain of where we were community. Thc diversity that these groups bring should not be perceived as a threat, coming from and where we were going. For people who thought they "knew all lhe instead they should be seen as either a chance to explore something new or a chance to answers" hopefully their ideas were soon challenged and this challenge either solidified voice opposition in an articulate intelligent manner. Take advantage of this time in your their beliefs and gave them grounds for their position, or what they thought were "all thc life, take advantage of thc resources of this institution, find your role and take part. A right answers" were inadequate, and this lead them to look further and try to discover university is only as enlightened as its members. their own truths. The discouraging aspect of USF is that there are so few ideas and so little diversity of opinion on campus. Some might say "there is the Catholic ideology and that is enough," but this is a narrow and hopelessly ignorant ascertions. Why do we study Hume or Marx? Louder Than Words Why do we study world religions? Because in looking at things, engaging in discussion of even vacillating between opinions we are taking part in the true essence of education. Continued It is offensive to the Jesuit tradition of teaching to say that a Catholic University can only of Honor. The furniture is very attractive and quite expensive, in fact too nice for expose students to the Catholic side of an issue or to the Catholic side of life! In fact, one students. All student groups have been barred from the use of the room. Were of thc goals of USF, as stated in the University mission is, "To provide students the needs of the students accessed when this decision was made? Once again, opportunity of exploring systematically and critically their personal values, religious administrative luxuries took priority over students. Thc same students who pay experiences and philosophical beliefs." over S10,000 a year in tuition. The same tuition mat provides 92 percent of USF's Universities have a history of being a place where controversy, and differences operating budget. How possibly will USF prepare its students to work for justice, surface and where people turn their ideals into action. One attribute that wc as sludents when thc students sec so much injustice in the University's actions? have is the ability to be open, to look at ihings with a less rigid perspective. Look at thc As a shepherd lo his flock, the university is to its sludents. We came to this civil nghts struggles through out thc world, Czechoslovakia, China or even students Hilltop, seeking knowledge and truth, only to find lip-service. Education is involved in the civil rights struggle in this country. Where there is progressive change experienced all day, every day, whether or not die siudcnt is in class taking notes. in this world there is most likely a student movement involved. USF cannot simultaneously teach thc values il swears to uphold in ils mission, Thc apathy that has traditionally paralyzed students at USF seems to be weakening in while violating those same values in administrative actions. USF's actions arc many regards. During thc Persian Gulf War sludents seemed to find their voices and Ihey what the students will remember, USF's actions are the education wc are spoke oul to support their opinion. Comments were made by many thai mis kind of receiving. Where lies the fault for poor education? Christ said in the Gospel of St. activism whether in support of or against the war was encouraging lo sec. Thc normal Luke 17:1 "Hc said to the disciples, 'Obstacles are sure to come, but alas for the silent acquiescence to world events was broken, and controversy of war was real for the one who provides them! It would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with USF community. Is this wrong? Have times changed so much that now there is a new a millstone around his neck lhan that he should lead astray a single one of these role for students, blind obedience lo authority? little ones. Watch yourselves.'" Thc voices that were found during die recent war, hopefully they will not relegate themselves to their previous passivity. There arc too many problems that face our world for people empowered with higher education to remain indifferent. With the education

Wednesday, May 8, 1991 San Francisco Foghorn In keeping with the tradition of" years past, Foghorn Staff. Its purpose is to give our read with the names, but to take a look at the perse people. Many on this year's staff will be movii the real world. Fret not, however, for a strong

to provide all Dons and Lady Dons with, at room. Drumroll, please... PROFILE: F0(

^^•^ Sandy Bruno "I Made Up My Middle Bill 'i Must Be In The Front" Row ••Corn On The" Cobb Name" Norman Production Chief & Joan "Darkroom" Barnett Editor-in-Chief Entertainment Editor & Photo Editor. Although Bill's specialty is produc­ respectively Steve "Did I Bruno, or "Stormin' Norman" as we tion, hc prefers reproduction. Bill is an­ like to think of him, has a strange middle other veteran Foghorn member, but we Show You My Underwear?" Sandy is graduating in May; a major Ferry name that looks like manure. Contrary to like him anyway. Many are afraid of his surprise to all of us. her professors in­ popular opinion, this is not, however, a stem look and placid demeanor, but men­ Managing Editor and next in line for cluded. She has worked on thc paper for the throne. reflection on his personality. Bruno grew tion thc Grog and he'll crack a smile. His four years and was once lost at KUSF. up in a town called Willows, which pretty favorite section of die paper to produce is (She says she worked there, but they Steve likes to show his multi-colored much sums up Bruno's life. Hc studied in Sports Week because "it's easy." Gelling deny it). Sandy and Joan live together, boxershortstojust about anyone. Unfor­ for a semester and took a lot of him to refrain from playing war games on but that's where the similarities end. Joan tunately, his personality isn't half as in­ pictures. His former girlfriend's family thc in-housc Macs, however, is not. Like is a studeni al thc Academy, bul actually teresting as his underwear. (Just kid­ did not like him so he relumed to USF. thc other two men (boys) at thc top ofthe looks quite normal, whereas Sandy re­ ding). He's actually one of the more B runo has been a very patient and under­ staff box, Bill is from rural California. minds one of a character from Police entertaining staff members, not to men­ standing editor and might stay in the Back home as a child, Bill used to work Academy. Joan is very punctual, and tion one ofthe biggest boozers. Steve is field, but will more than likely end up in in thc fresh air of thc fields picking let­ therefore an oddball on this year's staff. a member of thc St. Ignatius Institute, a sugar cane field in Hawaii. On slower tuce. Now he works in thc stale airof thc Sandy is nol very punctual, but she's still and hc prides himself on being more days, Bruno likes to slick his hair back Horn picking zapf dingbats. He also works a different kind of oddball. Joan isn't Catholic than thc Pope. Thc funny part is and smoke in the Crossroads, but do not with dingbats of another kind here, but graduating yet and may end up working that Steve is Lutheran. Steve dreams of be fooled; he's not European. that's another story. at Tower Records thc rest of being KK) percent Irish(he's only l/4th, her life. but he drinks enough to keep Annie and Tim O'Keefe in business), and when he grows up he wants to be an American Gladiator. You may think Steve dresses a little sloppily some­ times, but rumor has it that he's just trying his damndest to be everything Steve Revetria is not. He loves chil­ dren and wants to have about ten when hc gels older, bul its debatable whether or not hc could actually find someone to marry him. we have reserved the final Profile for the ers a chance not only to match the faces )nalities of these heard but not often seen ig on come May, searching for fulfillment in nucleus will remain, along with the promise the very least, something to read in the bath-

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Kim "Why Isn't My Last Name Hy­ Delia "I Do Too Have A Sex Drive" go into lliis Profile, but who nonetheless Mychael "It's Only A Pen Name, phenated?" Kauer Gallagher deserves special recognition from all of Man" Urban News Editor Profile Editor us. Sports Editor and Three-Dot Colum­ nist Best known for her stellar investiga­ Delia is thc resident Den Mothcr/con- Celeste "The Incredible Shrinking tive reports regarding Carmen Jordan- science/hairdresser of thc Foghom of­ Woman" Porter After writing this profile, Mychael has Cox, Kim would now like to move on fice. A full-blooded Irish woman, she has Associate Editor now written for every section of thc pa­ with her life and establish a new identity been perceived as everything from snotty per other than commentary, but hc docs as next year's Junior Class President. She to sultry, when in fact, she claims, she is Celeste is another member of our staff enoughofthatinThrec-Dot and Bleacher is a definite night-owl, illustrated by thc neither. Herofficial role with the paper is with a variety of different duties. A very Features, right? Hc is graduating in May tact that most of her best work is done at ever-changing, but two ihings remain up-beat and funny young lady, her pies and he wants to be a sports writer and/or 3:(X) a.m.. She thinks thc word "dead­ constant; When she's in a good mood, ence here in lhe office this semester has broadcaster. Hc plans to write a book as - line' is a movie tillc. She also thinks that her infectious smile can light up a room, been sorely missed. She has soon as he finds a steady job. This is his mosl everything in thc world is boring, and when she's in a bad mood, her arrow- obviously(and wisely, we might add) third year at the Foghom, and the things aside from her own sarcastic sense of shooting scowl can quickly dim one. found more important things lo do with that hc likes to do most here are playing humor. She is opinionated and hard­ Fortunately for us, thc former is more her time, like working at the Koret Cen­ Wheel ol Fortune wilh Kelli, checking working, but fellow staff members will frequent. After graduating in May, she ter. She sunned as a paste-up girl three for messages, opening unimportant mail always remember her mosl fondly for the plans to go to work for Vogue magazine, years ago and has slowly climbed the lhat makes him feel important and "en­ wealth of flexi-cash she's so generously but wc all know that her real ambition is ranks, bul her most memorable work has tertaining thc troops." Most Dons know provided. She docs has a fraternal twin to appear in it. She is also the editorof thc been done as a very witty bul reluctant his name, but they don't know Mychael. named Allison in Arizona, but doesn't Ignatian, but we don't hold it against her. writer for the College Living section. A Judging from the throngs of girls who talk with her much since the whole Martin She would like to thank Zack Holodovsky, junior school-wise, she plans lo storm the office trying to catch a glimpse Luther King deal went down. who's picture was too ugly to come back to USF, but of him, they want to know him. So, fans, is reportedly still up we'll tell you-Mychael'sasbig and strong in the air about as his writing, much nicer than his pic­ coming back to ture, and anyone who takes his sarcastic, thc Foghom, self-glorifying, "dugout" sense of humor and to be seriously needs to relax and enjoy life. hivsLxni His favorite quote: "If it doesn't kill you, you it'll only make you stronger."-Frederick blame her? Nitzche

Profile text by Mychael Urban with Delia Galagher, Steve Ferry and Kim Kauer Photos by Bruno Norman. Arts Entertainment

Home Video MARK SUMMERS

Well, hello there, and before I begin this, my about George Burns playing God. - If that's last Foghorn article, I would like to say some­ not a religious insult, I don't know what is. thing. Last week in my article I made a major Jesuit campus foul. I used thc highest Jesuit of HORROR - The Omen, rated R, 1981. all's name in vein. So, for this I apologize. I Yeah, a killer flick. Perfect for people like consciously did not even,realize I was probably me to watch after being labeled a Satan offending every church-going being this side worshiper through thc Foghorn. Bum black of lower campus. candles at midnight to this baby. (Just kid­ Anyway, this is thc lasl Home Video article ding Mom.) for this semester if not in thc future of this planet as wc know it. So I hope you will, like ACTION - Nuns On The Run. rated PG- mc, savor ii till wc return in thc fall. I wish all 13, 1989. Watch as two guys running from thc seniors good luck in finding a good man­ the mob, decided to go drag as a cover up. So agement position at a fast food chain, and the what, nothing new for a weekend at home. Around the Town This Summer rest of you a good restful, partying time this summer. MUSIC VIDEO - Madonna- Like A fru^. Video, rated MTV, 1991. Madonna the "New Best Bets To close ilout I'd like to tell yaall 'bout my Religion" for bad souls like me. Watch as favorite home rentals. Because I know you are Oakland Coliseum she works to get bashed by the censors. Too all dying to know what I like. Well, even much for the good hearts of m iddle America. Robert Townsend though my articles each week don't show it, May 31 here are my selections to the ultimate video YES library. And last, but not least the best video(s) to May 17 rent on Easter Sunday.. ..TheNewTestament AC/DC, LA Guns DRAMA - The Last Temptation Of Christ. on Video cassette. I don't think you can rent June 13 rated R, 1988. If you all ain't got this one, this one at your local video store. Yet, you don't even invite me over to party. Good can order them C.O.D. every weeknight at special effects, unbelievable plot. around 3 am. off the 700 Club on cable. Shoreline Amphitheatre Once again have a great summer and AC/DC, LA Guns COMEDY - Oh God I. rated PG, 1979. You remember it could be worse wc could be at June 14 think I offended a lot of people last week, how home.... Oh yeah, we are going home. The Music of Andrew Lloyd Webber AAAHHHHH June 19 SF Symphony July 4 Lynyrd Skynyrd Taming of the Shrew: September 14 Rod Stewart September TBA In the Grog? James Taylor EVE ENSLOW September 22 A&E Staff Paul Simon In the last two years, Second Stage has proved of the play, Randall addresses exactly this September TBA itself a creative new outlet for the performing arts problem and shows herself not to be shrewish at USF. "Shakespeare in the Grog"-77ie Taming at all, rather an intelligent woman who is hurt Manhattan Transfer ofthe Shrew -is the latest and highly successful by constant suppression and neglect. It is Kate's October 4 show that this new branch of the College Players sister, Bianca, played wilh sinister humor by Sting had produced. Playing to sold-out crowds, the Marta Nichols, that proves the true shrew in her show brought many laughs as well as some selfish and manipulative actions. October 5 moments of poignancy. Other newcomers are Byron Adams as Hortensioand Litio, Kris Vipavetz as Lucentio, Warfield Theatre Director Lisa Brunolli, new to USF theater this and Jack Treacy, SJ. as Baptista - commend­ Butthole Surfers, Red Kross year and unfortunately a senior, has had a long­ able debuts of all. Finally Pete Saari was May 16 time interest in Shakespeare. Her unique blend of wonderfully versatile, playing three very dif­ authenticity (using a pub for performance space) ferent characters: Grumio, Gremio, and the Pat Benatar and application lo current issues is stunning. Old Man. The language and subtleties in May 20 Brunolli's interpretation questioned the "tradi­ Shakespeare's plays are difficult to master -1 The Alarm, The Fixx tional" roles of women and, in the process, made applaud the dedication and talent of this cast for May 26 it difficult for thc audience to decipher who ttuly doing so. Chris Issak was the "shrew" in Shakespeare's play. J. Lynn Those you who did not see during the perfor­ May 31, June 1 Randall did double duty acting as producer as well as performing in thc show. And Kris Kochcr mance were Moire' Perkins- Stage Manager, was assistant to both director and producer. Julie Ardcll - Backstage Manager, Dan Rubino Taming of lhe Shrew was well castand brought - Lighting Designer, and James Brennan - Well it's the end ofthe Fog horn for me. Thanks for reading many new faces to thc USF stage. One such new Lighting Operator. The lights and sets were the Entertainment section. If you think you could do better, I performer, Travis Avery, played the male-lead, minimal but adequate and the show ran smoothly. Also the work of Julie Porter running hear my job is still available. Petruchio, keeping the audience on edge with outstanding and fitting boorishness. J. Lynn the box office, Tanya Atkinson coordinating Randall, a veteran performer with College Play­ the food, Elmaric Hoffman designing the make­ Happy Concert Hopping, ers/Second Stage, portrayed Petruchio's coun­ up, and the A.S. House Crew including Katie SRC terpart, Kate superbly. Itisadifficultrole because Hansen and Denise Swett has helped make Kate is never allowed to assert herself. However, "S hakespeare in the Gmg"Taming ofthe Shrew in a sensitive and powerful soliloquy at the close a success.

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A Rendezvous with George Ballanchine at the War Memorial Opera House PETER PFATTEICHER AM Staff

Four of George Balanchinc's ballets based on his ncoclas- then they have been presented all over the world. classicism in dance. Hc achieved this by following ihe sic choreography have been included in die San Francisco George Ballanchinc's very personal style, which has interpretations of his American students, based on progres­ Ballet's final program for thc spring season, a two-week been developed through several stages in his artistic life, the sive music and on improvisations of moving and gesturing Ballanchine Festival. The influential work of a creator who classic ballet influence and education thai hc earned in his according to new principles of metric and rhythm. was the first in the United Stales to introduce thc primacy of native country Russia (Ballanchine was bom in St. Peters­ Ballanchine, having a very advanced knowledge of music the expressive body movement to die rhythm of classic burg in 1904), the Diaghilev School's influence in France, and composition, was using die musical structure of pieces musical composition, has once again taken shape in aes­ which proposed in lhe 20s a revolted and more socially chosen, among others, from Eric Static, Peter Tchaikovsky, thetically dclighdul figures, drawn by new dancers with conscious ballet. Ballanchinc's pictorials and his return Vittorio Rieti, Gaetano Donizetu and Igor Stavmsky. The plasticity in their movement, poses, looks and gestures, back to classicism before he left Europe, took its most dance movements he was constructing to those pieces were responding to the musical pieces. Thc four ballcLs, "Ser­ western form aflcr thc creator's establishment in the States not strictly bound to the musical phrases but simply linked enade," (1934), "Bugakuu," (1963), "Rubies," (1967) and in 1933. to them in a way that can reveal a whole world of visual "Ballo Delia Regina," (1978), being this time staged by the It was in thc Ballet, founded in 1948, as events in front of our eyes, never breaking the harmony or San Francisco Ballet, were all created and had their pre­ a result of the labors of George Ballanchine and Lincoln falling oul of its frame. miere in New York, while Ballanchine was still alive. Since Kirsten, where thc famous choreographer introduced nco- "Rubies," a ballet set to Stravinsky's "Capricio for Piano and Orchestra" is thc center piece of George Ballanchinc's "Jewels," first per­ formed at thc New York Suite Theater, 1967. The music, being a playful piece, inspircsa romantic dance with movements that arc sometimes following it and alter­ nately creating filled figures in the most silent parts, almost flirting with the warm ambiance of a room that is noble as the The firstLaserWrite r Russian aristocracy could be, and dressed in purple and gold. There is a bond among the dancers evoking an emotion in the viewer that is pure amusement and spiri­ tual excitement. Through a succession of ensembles and solos, combinations of to fits inyour wallet movement dial arc staccato to become extended again and with a scries of indi­ vidual sieps and jests, arc both the lead couple and die corps dc ballet swooping on die floor and weaving a second tcxlurc of space to lhe pattern of music. Plodess as it is, a piece of absuacichorcography.it can still seem to seek a piece ofa plot in thc viewers memories of tenderness and meetings in our musical space. "Bugaku" is one of Ballanchinc's most inspired attempts to enter into the Japa­ nese courtyard and beyond the pomposity and rituallily of a dance lhat is aimed to amuse the Japanese aristocracy, discover a rich cultural content. This ballet was first performed in 1963, when a group of tra­ ditional Gagaku dancers were on visit in New York. 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The Never-ending Debate: Velveta or Just Sharp Cheddar? Dorms Vs. A Life Kimberly Kauer I've done it. I have completed one It's not what you know, but who you know. Lasl week room, say a few words about any given topic, have year living off-campus. At times it was most ofthe Foghom staff was invited to a party thrown by everyone totally inamorate of him and then sneak out rough (especially walking up Parker a newspaper in which a former editor now presides. early without anyone noticing. I can only set my goals as Street to school for an 8: lOclass). But, Before wc left, everyone mentioned how they were only high. Right now I am only at the swiss cheese level. when compared to my Phelan Hall going in order to sec this old staff member, but those were Cheesy, yet with major loop holes and il doesn't melt too days, it was worth it. I share my apart­ lies. I myself will admit, I only went in the hopesof scoring well. But that is much better than being at thc spray can ment with twoguys who graduated last a job with one of the journalism big-wigs thai would be in cheese level. That is cheap and full of preservatives and May. There are three people living in attendance. When wc walked into the bar, it was obvious will most likely leave an aftertaste. So, a spray can might our pad (nice 70's word, eh?). Three of that everyone else in there came for that exact same get an interview, but the aftertaste will kick in and they us share our bathroom, much better reason, to get out of thc unemployment line. won't get any further than that. than sharing a bathroom with forty Thc people there were checsin' hard. Velveta was just But, I was ready to gel a job, forget thc cheap stuff, I had other guys. Not once did I come home oozing out all over thc place. It was a regular cheese dip. to be sharp cheddar. to find party remains (read beer regur­ I marched in with my big ego (which kept mc afloat in the The rest ofthe night was pretty boring, but I did what gitation) in the hallway, a bathroom nacho spread) and began to play hardball. I should be able was required to score an internship or two. And once I that went through a five alarm fire or to score a job, no problem, after all for two years I have did, I was able to sneak out, not as unnoticed as Fr. Lo my roommate procreating in my room. watched and learned from ASUSF President Pete Saari would have, but well enough to make him proud. See. I I wish I could say the same about my and that's what I will miss the most about Fr. Lo Schiavo; am learning something at this University. What does life in the dorms. their ability to cheese. Fr. Lo is classy. He can walk into a USF stand for anyway, the University of Sharp Feta? Living off-campus also allows you to eat whenever you want. If I wanted, I could eat dinner at midnight, before dinner ume was limited to the hours of the food service. Of course, in reality I cannot eat dinner at midnight or any other time, because in reality you have I'll Just Take an Incomplete to buy food at the grocery store (I really hate reality). 10 points for Flexi-cash. Kimberly Kauer Also, living off-campus means clean­ ing up. Okay, 20 points for food ser­ vice. Finals arc here once again. This shouldn't come as a is done, now I just have to study. Now, living off-campus means surprise to many, but for some reasoni t did for me. This OK, places to study. Thc Foghom? Honk. My room? walking home to go to sleep, if you live was the semester I promised my parents I would do my Even worse, just looking at my bed will make me want to in the dorms they are very convenient. best. What went wrong with my plan? I started off thc go to sleep (I'll wake up early tomorrow and study. Yeah But, once you get back to dorm-sweet- semester absolutely intending to receive a 4.0.1 went to right.). So now I am forced to study at Crossroads with all dorm, you cannot sleep due to the party classes, and followed my syllabi as if they were thc Bible of the nonsmokers who suddenly start smoking. next door. It's a toss up, either you in by which I was to live my life. I was outlining chapters With one week left in the semester, I suddenly decide sleep or you walk. Better off sleep­ every night, I even missed a Grog Night to study. I was a to put some effort into my school work. I get out the class walking. regular bookworm. listing and begin to look upmy finalschedule . I am proud The choice is your's. I do not know Now it is finals, the time of year when people go to announce that I have three finalso n one day and two which is better, living on- or off- camping at Crossroads. Facing reality, I sec that if I am others thc very next day. Bad karma? I don't know. campus. But, I can say this, next year going to gel a 4.0 this semester I have to spend a lot of time Suddenly a damper has been put on my whole plan to ace I'm living...off-campus. in church, ace my finals or bribe my teachers. Maybe a my finals. Still, I feel as though I still need to put one One more item. Because I no longer little bit of each will help, but whatever thc solution it is not hundred and ten percent into this effort, so for now I am reside in the beautiful on-campus con­ a pretty sight. I 'm sorry that you have to readthi s mom, but going to stock up on batteries lor my Walkman and can dominiums, I am considered a com­ it is better that you know now. be found slumped over books in thc back comer of muter student. I hate to disappoint all Basically, when you cut through everything, my only Crossroads while saying thc "Our Father". Something those in the Registrar's office, but I option is to study. "Why didn't you try this earlier in thc has got to work or else I just won't be going home for the DO NOT COMMUTE. I do not ride a semester," I could sec my professors saying. What's done summer. bus to school, I do not take BART to school and I do not drive to school. I am just as much a part of this campus just as those who live in the dorms (en- residence halls). Sorry, I'm just a little anxious for finals. By Steve Ferry Quote• of tne WeeJi "lam outta here!"

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Comm Arts Roast Pat V i s b a I When they reluctantly gave mc this space, thc friendly overdoing it?)., that I thought a few special people world's media as well as thc governments of many folks at thc Foghorn said "This is thc last issue, so be deserved some public recognition. second world countries. President and CEO Runyon really self-serving." So I thought of thc most self- Rick Davis is really two people. There is nice guy has the USF community believing that the siring of serving thing I could and here goes (Ahem). I want Rick and then there is his evil twin, Rudy, who al thc strange looking characters going in and oul of KUSF to thank thc Comm Arts Department for a wonderful beginning of each semestcrchains Rick to a radiator in arc members of alternative music "bands" invited to year, (cough-cough) Thc quality of teaching has been thc basement ol his house and comes to USF io teach do radio interviews. Don't you believe it! They arc so high, thc level of personal concern so deep.. (Am I all his classes. By the middle ol every semester Rick actually media moguls, heads ol state and an occasional escapes by chewing his ami off and then goes and hand-picked (expensive) courtesan sent as a token of captures his brother who he imprisons in a vaull someone's appreciation. Steve also spends time in thc 1991 BSN underneath thc stage of Gill Theater. This explains bowels of Cowell Hall where laic at nighl hc and Pal STUDENTS. why Rick always seems nicer ihe second half of thc "The Master" Slcacy instruct students in thc art of semester. television production. 1 am iold this is definitely a Gentle, soft-spoken Lcc-"ls there a note on ihe "hands on experience" and interested students should -1^^ EnEntet r the Air Force door?"-Mazmanian is really a CIA operative placed drop off their measurements and a photograph at * immediately after gradua­ tion — without waiting for the here lo infiltrate thc upper echelons of that most KUSF. results of your State Boards. You incidious organization known as Academia. She pre­ The reason David Thompson never puts anything in can earn great benefits as an Air vents insensitive, kncc-jcrk, conservative reactions writing (like for instance, a syllabus) is that he is not Force nurse officer. And il selected from accidently squirting out by casually uttering four really David Thompson. His real name is...yes, others during your senior year, you may letter words that she has students believing are just have suspected it...L. Ron Hubbard. DaveNRon is well qualify for a five-month internship words about words. Rumor has it that Lee and George at a major Air Force medical facili­ known for his spiritual command of lhe classroom, ty To apply you'll need an overall Bush were best of buddies while they were at Langley, mesmerizing students wilh carefully placed, pregnant 2.50 GPA. Serve your country which lends credibility to hcradmission that wc fought pauses worthy of William F. Buckley Jr. Thc only time while you serve your career. the Gulf War not for oil or to free Kuwait, bul because Dave/Ron will use lhe written word, is to advertise his George got a look a Saddam with no clothes on and internationally known book, J)ianetics (which, after developed a terrible case of penis envy. USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS all,doessayitall)on billboards, and if you've noticed, TOLL-FREE 1-800-423-USAF Steve Runyon has people thinking thai KUSF is just hc is quietly buying up all of them in thc United States. an innocent hobby or something. WRONG. Nobody is I bet after reading ihis you think I'm graduating this that passionate about a hobby. KUSF is really a giant year. Nope. But I'm sure thc aforementioned indi­ multi-national corporation that controls most of thc viduals, all truly exceptional people, have wonderful senses of humor. Just in case though, I did sign this contact saying something about how 10% of my income for the rest of my life would go to the Comm. Arts department. It was actually Steve's idea. Hc gave it to RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS mc along with some really helpful medical advice for my child who has chicken pox. What a guy!

Classes to take next semester 8. Fiscal management 101 with Carmen Jordan-Cox. 7. Frying 300 with BELIEVE IT OR MOT, THIS GUY Cookie and Elaine. 6. Making bad fake IDs IS IN CLASS. with the guys from Alaska. Excitement and adventure is the course descrip­ 5. Morals vs. Money, tion, and Army ROTC is the name. It's the one col­ lege elective that builds your self-confidence, Administrator TBA. develops your leadership potential and helps you 4. How to get a job after take on the challenges of command. There's no obligation until your junior year, so graduation. Oops, USF there's no reason not to try it out right now. doesn't offer it. 3. Catholicism, only if you're in the Institute. 2. Frugal money management, ARMY ROTC N/A at USF, nor transferable THE SMARTEST COLLEGE from another school. COURSE TOO CAN TAKE. 1. Human Sexuality, located on Find out more. Contact Captain John Katz at: 5th floor Phelan. 666-6405

Wednesday, May 8, 1991 San Francisco Foghorn Poge IS Diamond Dons Stun #4 Pepperdine to Start Late Season Roll JOHN HOMITZ Sports Staff On the weekend of April 26-27, thc Dia­ day," he said. "They were thinking breaking give USF a 8-6 advantage. Junior John on thc leam. "Lango" owns three USF mond Dons traveled lo Malibu and played ball and I'd throw them straight stuff." Tomascllo hit hiseighih homer of thc season records: career walks(105), single season spoiler to the league leading Pepperdine Freschi's homer was his team-leading third in thc firsi inning, a two-run shot, to give thc walks(43), and single season doublcs(51). Waves. After losing thc the Friday opener game-winning hit, and hc finished the four Dons an carly cushion 3-0 lead. This weekend hc will be trying to break thc 7-5, lhe Dons came back Saturday in thc first game series wilh six hits in I3atbats. Junior In the firsi game of the double header on school record for career doubles also. Hc game of a double-header to stun ihe na­ Tony Sylvestri struck oul forjust die seventh Saturday, the Dons had a tic game going into needs just two to break lhe record, held by tionally-ranked Waves, 6*4. time in 170 at bats. Thai's an average of one thc seventh inning, so lhe usual seven inning former Dons standout Arnie Sambel. In thai game thc Dons got a thrcc-run strike out in every 24 at bats. affair was extended to nine innings and the As his career winds down, Langowski homer from junior Bob Frcschi lhat gave lhe After the Pepperdine series, the Dons Dons lost a lough one, 6-4. This turned the will be remembered as one of the besl ever Dons a 5-2 lead in the third. Meanwhile, played two non-conference games. Thc first second game into the shortened seven inning to play at lhe hilltop. Asked lo reflect on his senior Ron Ardissone was battling on thc game was a four-hour marathon against San game. This worked to the Dons' advantage four years as a Don hc was enthusiastic. mound after spraining his thumb in the carly Jose Slate Tuesday nighl lhal lhe Dons won, because senior Ted Langowski, who is used "It was the best four years of my life andl siagesof thc game. Thc Dons increased iheir 10-9. French earned the victory with 3 2/3 at several different positions, could go all really enjoyed the opportunity to play at lead to 6-2 in ihe seventh inning when innings of relief. out and nol worry about pacing himself for USF," hc said. "It was an opportunity I may Ardissone began to falter, forcing him to The second game was a two-hour sprint a whole nine innings. nol have gotten al another school. I'll be hand the ball over to junior reliever Jon against Sacramento Slate on Wednesday Langowski was dominating from start lo back here nexi year...I've got three more French. that the Dons also won, 7-5. Senior left finish. Hc threw a two-hil shutout, winning classes to take in order to graduate and I' 11 be After walking the first batter hc faced, handcr Mike Urban picked up his second 4-0 for his long-awaited first win of the year checking up on everybody to see how they're French gave up a single lo load thc bases. win wilh 2 1/3 innings of no-hit relief. againsi 10 losses. doing." The next two batters hit into force plays, but Last weekend thc Dons once again trav­ "I was spotting my fastball well," hc To add to all his accomplishments, cut the Dons' lead to 6-4 with two outs. eled down to Southern Cal to take on thc commented, "and my curve was working Langowski was selected as a West Coast French then got thc next bailer lo fly out, University of San Diego. Thc Dons trailed for me." Academic All-American this past weekend. sealing the stunning victory. The save, thc Toreros by two games for 6th place in the Thc win gave the Dons their fourth win in That honor automatically nominates him for French's first gave Ardissone the well-de­ league standings going into the weekend. five games and cul die Toreros' lead on National Academic All-American consid­ served victory. French also had two hits and In lhe opener it was once again Ardissone sixth place to a half-game. If lhe Dons erations. two RBI in the game. and French combining to secure an intense continue their winning ways, a fifth place Pecha will be ending his career at USF It was by no means an easy day for 8-7 Dons victory. Il was Ardissone's team- finish is highly possible. ranked second in career slarts(33), ninth in Ardissone, as hewasconstandy pitching oul leading fourth victory and il gave French his This coming weekend the Dons will play career pitching appearances(62), and eighth of trouble wilh runners on base, but more second save of the year. Junior Scott a three game series against St. Mary's, in career innings pitched(207). An honor lhan good enough againsi die powerful Rapposclli started a four-run rally in thc mark ing thc last three games of Langowski's roll student his whole collegiate career, he Pepperdine attack. seventh with a two-out, two-run single be­ career here at USF. Hc along with senior will be going to lhe University of Tennessee's "I just tried to keep them off balance all fore scoring on Freschi's bloop single to Mark Pecha are the only four-year players Medical School next year.

B H U On the Road With Shaggy MYCHAEL URBAN

When a collegiate athlete is aboul to cm- Ideally, your roommate should be one of savings plan, like this guy wc call "Shaggy" small answers. Personally, I have a problem bark upon a road trip, three pressing ques­ your closest friends on the leam. That way, on thc baseball team. Shaggy is a freshman with the curfew phenomenon, despite un­ tions come to the forefront of his or her your living environment for thc weekend from Arkansas and he didn't make thc travel derstanding its importance. It's a control mind. It'san inescapable fact that lhe answers will be boih familiar and comfortable. team until our last two trips, so he ap­ devise for coaches, but I think thai if you've to these questions will do much to determine Throughout my career al USF I've been proached this whole meal money gig with a got lhe discipline to balance school, a job, how enjoyable the trip will be; win, lose, or pretty lucky. All of my roommates have vengeance. Without gelling inio specific and athletics, you should havecnough disci­ draw. been guys I would normally hang wilh dollar amounts^ can roughly estimate that pline to lake carcof yourself the nighl before These answers are thc athlete's three keys anyway. I think my coach has a pretty good in two weeks. Shaggy camc home with over game-day. Alas, complicated things like to frivolity, and while some of you may be system in lhat he tries to match guys whom 65% of his athletic allowance, which insurance liability prevent coaches and appalled that their entire focus isn't on the hc knows will gel along. prompted teammates lo tease him aboul administrators from seeing my point games they play while on enemy turf, take I've had coaches in ihe past, however, saving up fora plot of land in his home stale. I would say thai in five years of college inio consideration the following and try to who've employed somewhat of an "oppo­ Regardless of his motives, you have to ad­ athletics, I made it in for curfew over 80% of understand. sites" system, and it never really worked oul mire this guy's resourcefulness. As soon as the time, which is pretty good by most In no particular order of importance, these loo well. This system would match up the he received his first installment down in standards. Every time I got caught I was are the questions and why they are signifi­ guys perceived as potential trouble makers Malibu, hc did something none of us had duly punished, and it cost mc a spot on the cant: with the more subdued players, thinking ever thought of, or perhaps more accurately, next trip when I was a freshman here, but 1.) "Who's my roommate?" thai perhaps the bad apples will gain bothered to do; hc found lhe nearest super­ sometimes you need a little more lime than There's nothing worse lhan getting stuck newfound discipline through osmosis. In market and went shopping. you're given. with a roommate you don't want. It's jusl theory, it's a pretty good system, but when When hc got back to the hotel, hc unloaded The curfew changes regularly, depending too uncomfortable to be balding for first you get right down to it, unless thc athletes from his big brown bag a loaf of bread, on what cily you're in and how well your crack at the shower with someone you don' t arc placed under some sort of "room arrest," sandwich meals, and other forms of subsis­ team is playing, but two constants remain; even hang out with, and things only get the wild ones arc going lo end up together tence. Little did hc know that his sea-sponge the plotting of elaborate schemes to beat the worse al night when it comes lo deciding anyway. of a roommate would be grubbing for free clock by players, and equally elaborate what to do. now, but the bottom line is hc slill camc out schemes by the coaches to catch them. Call If your roommate is that slug on lhe team 2.) "How much meal money do we get?" ahead. Frugality does have it's merits, I it cat and mouse. that everyone avoids like lhe plague, it may Meal money is an athlete's best friend. guess. After all, what do you expect from a get litde hectic. It's awful tough to avoid Thc fact that it's called "meal money" is a guy who spurned die Malibu nightlife for a So there you have it; a run-down of a someone when they're lying in their under­ litde misleading, however. I prefer to call il quiet evening in his room with some school roadie's key questions. As you can see, the wear on thc bed next io you. Fortunately "gravy," because that's what il really is. books? mosl important variables are people, money, most ihings usually come in pairs, sochances Almost everyone brings money of their own Some things, however, cannot be learned cooperation, and ume. It's sort of a micro­ are there's another slug to keep the guy on road trips anyway, so this extra stipend in books, so I hope next year hc makes it oul cosm of life presented in a 48-hour capsule. company. But still, coaches have a way of usually goes to various forms of entertain­ on the town. Like I said, some thingscannol be learned being a little bit sadistic, so you can never be ment and, uh...refreshment. in books. Word. too sure until thc actual rooming list is Everyone uses their meal money a little 3.) "What lime is curfew?" posted. bit diffcrcndy. Some look upon n as a mini- This is a big question with historically

Page 16 San Francisco Foghorn Wednesday, May 8, 1991 Sports Athletes of the Year

This is a special version of our award, for it is the final coronation of thc year. Instead of Women's Basketball merely choosing another two athletes of thc week, wc have decided to recognize year-long Another difficult decision, but junior Marlene Henderson was without question the excellence. Many of these selections were hard to settle on, bul aflcr much deliberation, the icam'sgo-togal. As Marlene went, so went thc Lady Dons. Special mention should also go results are in. to senior Ellen Gordon, who was named the recipient of thc Anne Dolan award as USF's So without further ado, here arc our choices for Athletes of the Year in each respective lop female studcnt-alhlcic. sport: Men's Tennis Men's Soccer In winning two singles matches in the WCC tournament, Kalama Kim helped thc Dons This was one of thc easy ones. Marquis White was far and away the mosl outstanding lo a third-place finish, and "clutching up" is a big plus in our department. player on thc field in virtually every game. Although Robert Aparicio and Andrew Kreichbaumer were indispensable, it was White's goal-scoring brilliance lhat propelled the Women's Tennis Dons for most of the season. Margaret Hong narrowly edged teammale Judy Lin for the consolation singles title of thc WCC tournament, and has done likewise for our award. Lin was outstanding as well, Women's Soccer however, teaming wilh Hong to win the consolation doubles tide in the same tournament Thc team has already recognized her as its outstanding studeni-alhlctc, so wc will too. Junior Laurie Sargeant was a tenacious defender and leader for thc Lady Dons and was Men's Golf one of the few bright spots in their dim season. This is a team that takes great pride in their unity and equality of talents, st) wc don't want io spoil their tremendous team chemistry by singling anyone oul. Head Coach Dick Volleyball Nicolopulos docs, however, deserve special attention for another job well done. Melanie Kaiser was a leader for the Lady Dons in every sense of the word, and the West Coast Conference wouldn't have been as exciting without her fiery style of play. Women's Golf Unrecognized until now, junior Jody Banovich was recently named as the top student- Men's Cross Country athlete on the newest of teams on thc Hilltop. We here at SportsWeek congratulate her as Easy call. Franck Tardivat, no matter how you want to spell his name. well.

Women's Cross Country Baseball The winner in this category is the versatile Kari McCallum. Her academic success has This award is being splilbctwccn two four-year starters, Marc Pecha and Ted Langowski. equalled her athletic success this year; not only in running, but in soccer as well. They arc recognized not only for their achievements on thc field, bul for iheir loyalty, commitment, and perseverance. Both arc among career leaders in the Diamond Dons' Men's Basketball record books for their respective posiuons. Pecha will move on io medical school nexi fall This was a tough one to call, bul lhe unanimous nod goes to junior Tim Owens, who led while Langowski will more lhan likely wind up playing somewhere in the minor leagues. thc leam in scoring and fights picked. His flair for the dramatic made a somewhat dull season Special mention to Neon Ron Ardissone, who is enjoying a pretty good year of his own. worth watching, and while the record settingof freshman Orlando Smart can't go unnoticed, il was Owens who was ihe true leader on the court. Tennis Teams Finish Strong OTIS BRUNO Thc USF men's and women's tennis teams both finished respectably in thc upper division of thc West Coast Conference tournaments last month. The men took third place in their event, held at St. Mary's College in Moraga. Thc two teams finishing ahead of them were Pepperdine and San Diego, both nationally ranked. Kalama Kim won two singles matches to pace lhe Dons. UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO On thc women's side, USF finished fourth, just one win behind third place Loyola Marymount Margaret Hong won the consolauon singles lidc for thc Lady Dons, offers you defeating Judy Lin in what boih players called "an odd situation." Hong and Lin then put other matters aside and teamed up io win the consolation SUMMER SESSION 1991 doubles title.

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HJp©©uimnimfiDB FINALS STUDY SCHEDULE (24 hour finals stiuiy schedules start Wednesday, USF Evsimtts

SENIOR CLASS SENIOR BALL ASAP Wednesday, May 22 • 9:30 - 1:30 pm Associated Students Activities & Programming Board Ricon Hill Spectrum $40/ couple available at AS Express Applications now available in UC 402 for ASAP committee Chairs lectures, dances, concerts, performing arts, grog events, nooners, recreational SENIOR CLASS 1991 sports, special events, films & videos and comedy. SENIOR GIFT RAFFLE TICKETS DEADLINE TO APPLY can be purchased noon - 2:00 pm in Harney Plaza FRIDAY - MAY 10, 1991

Wednesday, May S, 1991 San Francisco F Page 19 2 ways to avoid facing the ratrace after graduation 1. Get into Grad School. 2. Get into Ridesharing.

Your mother always taught you to RIDESHARE In the greater San Francisco area, call RIDES for Bay Area Commuters: 1-800-755-POOL In Solano County, call Solano Commuter Information: 1-800-53-KMUTE.