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Smuttynose-Restaurant-Menu-2020 SOUPS Clam Chowder Traditional New England style. 7.50 cup | 8.99 bowl Brewhouse Chili Pulled pork, ground beef, Robust Porter and a blend of spicy chilies and pinto beans. 5.99 cup | 8.99 bowl French Onion Soup 105 TOWLE FARM ROAD, HAMPTON, NH Slow-cooked with caramelized onions, French bread (603) 601-8300 | SMUTTYNOSE.COM and a three blend cheese. 6.99 crock APPETIZERS Fried Mozzarella VG Smutty Fries or Tots Lightly breaded, Italian seasoned and fried. Smothered with cheddar cheese, bacon, scallions and served Served with a side of Marinara. 8.99 with your choice of sauce: Sour Cream, Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Garlic Parmesan, Buffalo, BBQ Sauce, Honey BBQ, Chicken or Cauliflower Wings Honey Mustard or Teriyaki. 12.99 Choose chicken or cauliflower. Served with celery/carrots sticks. 6.99 small | 12.99 large Fried Bread & Butter Pickles VG Lightly breaded, fried and served with housemade ranch Hand Breaded Chicken Tenders dressing. 7.99 Made with Italian herbs and seasonings. These huge tenders Get the pickle back version (marinated in bourbon) +2.99 are fried golden brown and served with your choice of sauce; carrots & celery. 7.99 small | 10.99 large Pub Pretzel ask about VG Three baked and salted pretzel sticks served with housemade Buffalo Chicken Dip ask about GF white queso featuring jalapeños and bacon. 8.99 Baked chicken, cream cheese, Frank’s RedHot®, topped with a Monterey jack/cheddar cheese blend and scallions. Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail GF Served with celery/carrots sticks and tortilla chips. 7.99 Jumbo shrimp served with cocktail sauce and a lemon. 3.50ea Trailer Park Nachos Brussels Sprouts Black beans, jalapeños, red onions, black olives, topped Fried and tossed in your choice of garlic Parmesan or Buffalo. 7.99 with a shredded Monterey jack/cheddar cheese blend and served with a side of salsa and sour cream. 12.99 Quesadilla Your choice of barbecue pulled pork or chicken, tomatoes, Nacho add-ons: onions, cilantro, jalapeños and a Monterey jack/cheddar Guacamole +2.99 | Chili +4.99 | Pulled Pork +3.99 | cheese blend in a flour tortilla. Served with a side of sour Grilled or Fried Chicken +3.99 cream and salsa. 11.50 SALADS Garden Salad ask about GF VG Caesar Salad ask about GF VG Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomatoes, carrot ribbons, red onion, Romaine lettuce, shaved Parmesan, garlic croutons, and croutons. Served with your choice of dressing. 11.99 Caesar dressing. 7.99 Mexican Salad ask about GF VG Winter Salad GF Romaine lettuce, pico, black beans, bell peppers, Roasted red peppers, tomatoes, red onions, sliced almonds, shredded cheddar, avocado, crunchy tortilla strips, and feta. Served over baby spinach with a warm bacon chipotle ranch dressing. 12.99 vinaigrette. 13.99 Smutty Cobb GF Salad add-ons: Crisp bacon, oven-roasted diced chicken, fresh avocado, Jumbo Shrimp 3.50ea | Black Bean Patty +6.99 diced tomato, bleu cheese crumbles and chives. Served Grilled or Fried Chicken +4.99 | Steak Tips +8.99 over Bibb lettuce with your choice of dressing. 14.99 Lobster +Market | Broiled or Fried White Fish +6.99 HANDHELDS All handhelds are served with French Fries. Substitute Fries with Tots +1.99 | Loaded Tots +3.99 | Onion Rings +1.99 Demi Garden +1.99 (no add-ons) | Demi Caesar +1.99 (no add-ons) | Mac-n-Cheese +3.99 Towle Farm Tacos Meatloaf Sandwich Two flour tortillas stuffed with your choice ofChicken , Toasted sourdough bread (or in a wrap) bacon-wrapped meatloaf, Pork, Fish or Steak and topped with shredded lettuce, Swiss cheese, red cabbage slaw, fried onion strings and a side of pico and sriracha lime aioli. 13.99 gravy served with fries. 12.99 BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich Isle of Shoals Fish Sandwich: BBQ pulled pork topped with red cabbage slaw and fried onion Fresh white fish, lightly fried withSmuttynose Lager and served strings. Try it in a wrap! 11.99 with lettuce, tomato and housemade tartar. Wrap it up! 11.99 Steak & Cheese Whole Lotta Buffalo Chicken Sandwich Thinly shaved steak, peppers, onions and mushrooms Lightly fried, juicy chicken tossed in our Buffalo sauce with with American cheese in a sub roll. 11.99 lettuce, tomato, onion and our housemade ranch dressing. Smutty Bomb: Add bacon and pepperoni +5 Also great in a wrap! 12.99 Smutty Club BURGERS Oven roasted turkey breast, lettuce, tomato, bacon All burgers are ½ lb. patties and proudly sourced locally from and lightly dressed with mayo on sourdough. 10.99 Joe’s Meat Shoppe. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion and Sub turkey breast with lobster +6.99 french fries. Substitute Fries with Tots +1.99 | Loaded Tots +3.99 Onion Rings +1.99 | Demi Garden +1.99 (no add-ons) ENTREES Demi Caesar +1.99 (no add-ons) | Mac-n-Cheese +3.99 Steak Ti p s Finestkind Burger Cut and marinated in house and served with herb roasted Applewood smoked bacon and cheddar cheese. 13.99 red potatoes and seasonal vegetable. 19.99 Brunch Burger Meatloaf Topped with crispy smashed tots, a fried egg and Housemade bacon-wrapped meatloaf, topped with Robust loaded with cheddar cheese and bacon. 13.99 Porter gravy and served with herb roasted red potatoes and Black Bean Burger VG seasonal vegetable. 17.99 Housemade, jerk-seasoned black bean patty, on mixed greens, jalapeño-onion jam, fried carrot straws and sriracha lime aioli. Smuttlabs Truffalo Mac-n-Cheese 13.99 Baked Truffalo Mac n’ Cheese w/garlic bread. 14.99 Choose one: Fried Chicken | Fried Cauliflower Build Your Own Burger starting at 11.99 Pulled Pork | Bacon +1.99 Comes with lettuce, tomato & onion, then choose: Protein: ½ lb. Beef Patty | Grilled Chicken | Pulled Pork Black Bean Burger | Extra Beef Patty +5.99 FROM THE SEA Bread: Burger Bun | Sourdough | Wrap | Gluten Free +1.99 Fish-n-Chips Cheese +1: American | Cheddar | Provolone | Swiss Fresh white fish, lightly fried withSmuttynose Lager Bleu Cheese Crumbles | Bacon Jalapeño Queso and served with housemade tartar sauce. 16.99 Toppings +1: Bacon | Grilled Peppers | Jalapeños | Guacamole Chili | Pulled Pork | Fried Pickles | Avocado | Fried Egg Lobster Roll Succulent Maine lobster over Bibb lettuce and served your way: side of mayo or drawn butter with housemade chips. Make it a double! Market Price Up for a challenge? Try our S’muttonator The Cheesy Lobster Lightly buttered and toasted sourdough bread with our creamy 4 cheese blend, succulent Maine lobster meat, tomato and our Three ½ lb. patties, 12 slices of bacon, 6 slices of American special aioli drizzle. Served with housemade chips. Market Price cheese, onion rings, 6 oz. pulled pork, 2 fried eggs, 1½ lb of fries, all topped with Old Brown Dog queso & a 14oz Popcorn Shrimp milkshake to wash it all down. Finish it all within 30 minutes Lightly breaded and golden brown, served with housemade and it’s FREE and win a custom S’muttonator T-Shirt! 39.99 chips and your choice of cocktail or tartar sauce. 13.99 Try them tossed in Buffalo sauce! +.99.
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