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2 I J 1.1)S S. I I. iii •;I l•rutv, NU!, .2.1 1.4.1r, News grirObEitiT It's just not cricket in Headingley Leeds Shar e! lo as rntlent whim at the potential changes Its a r ',violent% at HEADINGLLY will lose its Leeds City Council hope the raw.% *paper very in Leeds tradition. Neil Wa rnsley. Leta& Univergity. most famous sporting asset it club will stay put. Ralph Metropolfinn Vito rirtyundd otlwl proposals announced this week Middlebrook,Cricket vice-captain of LUC'S cricket colierev ri 411c1 amuita Leeds_ All Development Offieer for the club said: "We use their training WATER BABIES? out IOUtntr huts abide- hy a :Ode of go ahead. writes Phil Kedioir, cmtalset. 1>ul II you have uny Yorkshire County Cricket council. said: "Leeds is the main facilities. which are the best in A couple making love in their problem. pi •+C 0.1100 the Iniimr. Club is considering whether its city in the county. it is natural the county. and I hope these will ear on the. quayside ended up test match venue - scene of Ian that the county's cricket should stay in the area, The one-day in the harbour when the Len& Snuffer international game this weekend Leeds 1.1rdveruity"rartrone r Botham's most famous innings in remain there. I'm a traditionalist handbrake failed. The lovers PO Box 1S7 1981 - should remain in Leeds, a t. heart. and Headingley is the will be packed. and I suppose rI swans to safety before running 1,KEDS move to a proposed venue in traditional ground of Yorkshire those games go it will take naked to their hotel. LS I P.M THE GROUND MOVED?: Cricket Wakefield, ter a new 115-acre site Cricket something away from EOM. ,tkitterir: are disin,is eil Headineiev" Mal Ropc. could leave Leeds Plc: Pete Conan in Pad ingiott mar Aberfurd, NEW CIGARETTES ARE 111cti Ealklur th, SM1111 NO SMOKE Smokers e arl have their pipe Joke Milan* Itaniatt.13.,=. but not smoke it with the launch of Eclipse smoke free Arta Natl.., 1.m cigarettes. A lighted carbon 11.1110 ('.ire t. tip acts like an oven. allowing tirmni■ hot air to he drawn through Basil 1311urn the tobacco - still releasing Itattrult Flu% Ent krmsfrt ‘1.119WW/. nicotine but without smoke or fircl kliwn Labour to end ash. Cameo PAW °tar t•I ray CHOP SEWER llammor Ansi% WWI- lomat, PAIdItst,.. Cho Sung-Chul spent eight imam Editor days in an underground sewer Wit tvorauptg after falling down a manhole Aggattere huon. Maur NW Meg when drunk. He seas only bwl4sPiesakdlikw rescued when a resident heard Sinwrt Wks" a cry for help from beneath MItars his home. %tit. xrik 11,,,rm free education Compiled by Nicola Tarry Hi CArkICAA DAN 141Itora C.v.; lArri tat STUDENTS across the 11w11 (late*, tlui, %our/ country have reacted League Drop flatiNtior rAllatn with outrage as the Camaro laraa (luta Ittmatts. Labour party move to Amalgam News Utters A LEAGUE table has revealed 514.11 1.00 both Leeds universities perthhn Ant. Iscil scrap student grants So.i, 1.34uu badly compared with their n %TIN Chit' Reporter for good. Marlin ttimi3 writes Gareth Sykes. The proposals The ruble placed Leeds Pirisser Editor. water, bout announced by Labour this University .14th in the country :Std. lm while LMU came 74th out l'Ilet Pbatorreoner week would completely of itM P.:croon abolish student grants and total 9(t. Both were well below Prvegioe ruhtleo rivals Newcastle and Gaup. tinikr replace them with a Manchester ;WI* .11114. system of loans which The table, published by Thu tar 1( would be paid back over Times in conjunction with the 2(1 years, Higher Education Statisitics tides). kilts. Agency, Depanment for Ovid Shadow Education Education and the Universities !ipart Secretary David Munkett is rs3e, Statistical Record. is to act as a Aka tick**, .11so discouraging first year Paul It 11.1,1 signpost for students considering Asokylant Spart rl students from leaving home: university applications. Pant Re "Students in the future might Additional tables were spend one year at their home compiled on 14 subject university before completing departments. Out of these, the their course elsewhere." most promising results for Leeds The move is it historic step were in English and Geology tram a party which has always where they came third and fourth been seen as the party of respectively. Heard a good students and goes further than The Geology department was story? Call the the ideas current's suggested by praised for its teaching and any other political party_ assemment men-aids. A spokesman for the Leeds Newsdesk Ridiculous University welcomed the results Rachel Faulkner, General but was sceptical of their overall Secretary of LUU. explained impact. "Any survey like this 0113 "Labour weir the last great hope must he treated with a large dose for students but Conserv:el c, CRITICISED: Shadow Education Secretary David Blunkett introduced controversial new scheme of salt because despite our positioning in the league table are offering a beltt:i deal if he introduced II Labour win the liscs v, ith the eipm:tleni II a 1 unakini: .1 2434727 we still remain one Of the most ridiculous situatil in • bens G31 t.l. ii tit. ti 11I uli rt•a.c ll'ili!dge iental rinktak,- popular choices for two nut of Students and local awon as ass to higher education (' lice 4.,;i1111,11 ,,:11 ahandornrh,2 Ihe principle. Ii is Want to three applicants." leaders also fed betrayed hs the all students, espcci.ill ■those cow. emir lot NI S Mock boilish," said Lem is. advertise? National Union of Student, from dis.id ■Stiident; inn a sitmlar Dominic Margetson VP are hacking Labour's proposals backgrounds. .5 stem has been used in Nev. Education and Campaigns 31 Cwitact Leeds University tinatlia and Douglas Trainer. NI'S ical.ind where the government LM SU added: "Labour are Dav of fun member of Labour students President-elect, agreed: "The has admitted that women and saying they want increased HF.ADENGUiY is luolong Advertising Tushar Singh said "NUS sold Labour Party's new plans are people from ethnic minorities access to education. but don't us nut years ago. The leaders are forward to a funday this Sunday the closest yet to a realistic are penalised and some people want to pay Ion it. They are organised by LMUSU. more interested in their own agenda for change in funding will die before paying off their passing the buck. and students 0113 parliamentary careers than in The event will take place !min for higher education." student loans will hate io pick up the hill 12 rosin at Beckett Park and students." But even critics within NUS " Ole cornerstone ail any themselves • include a %.3 Aire FM The Labour Party claim the argue the plans would mean I N 2314251 society having a free madshow. faym Odes and prices new scheme. which is likely to students starting their graduate education system and I m id: SEE PAGES 1 AND 6 Or send a fax on for the first 100 people tit the bar. Fax Saturday: Sunny intervals. Scattered Ouglook for the rest of the week: Mainly ON THE HORIZON showers dying out later. Max. dry. with sunny spells and a little 0113 warmer. 2467953 temperature: 16C 161F).) with celebrity weather Sunday: Sunny start. Recoining cloudy Form:L.0 knully supplied by i reds Met. Office. e-mail with rain later. Max. temperature: 17C 63F'. Wu/hen:all Regional toreow available on csaksu4),gpsdeeds.ac. uk forecaster Stevie Sunshine 0891 9E417 Premium Rated 4 News I HMS 171'111-N7 Fratav May 24. POP; 111.111Hold up on the superhighway HEROIC STUDENTS PACK FINGER IN CHIPS to Bodington A NEW computer cluster in ,I university hall is still nowheor near completion. writes Judith Knight. Students at Leeds University's Bodington Hall who have waited almost a year for the new system Flatmates save to he connected to the university network are still waiting. The cluster, which was due to open in lanuarl of this year, has been installed for a while but has only just opened. It was going to be linked to the main network so that services such as Email and the Internet could be accessed and students could avoid waiting for a severed finger computer at the university, but it hasn't happened. The computers have the right THREE heroic students saved their flatmate's software, but students can only finger after it was chopped off in a door. continue work if it is sased on The drama started at LMU's Sugarwell Court Flats disk which, according to Andrew after Pippa Latham. a first year Public Relations Walker. first year Accounting and Finance_ is "dead awkwanr. student, caught her middle finger in her boyfriend's bedroom door completely severing it. Network And thanks to quick- Hilary Sharp. the Cluster thinking pals who packed Installation Co-ordinator admits the severed finger in ice, it COMPLETE that at present, copying files is was saved. "tedious and unsatisfactory" but Friends Martin Denton. an that phase two of the project. the Applied Chemistry student, RECOVERY linking to the campus network is and Peter !Alley. studyine still very much an ongoing Manufacturing Engineering, process: were in nearby rooms and FOR DOOR "We rushed to open the heard her cries for help . but cluster because we thought thought she was only joking at anything was better than first. VICTIM nothing," she said, "It is a difficult situation and we're Blood thrown out all the ice the working very very hard to get it previous day. so all that was Peter said_ "1 thought it sorted out." lett was my frozen bread and was funny. she called me from It is hoped that the computers mushrooms, and my other the bedroom, saying her finger will he connected in late flatmates' chips. I didn't really had fallen off but I didn't September but is naive likely to want to use my food though - believe her because we always be November. had to think of my dinner the joke around According to Dr El- next day. So I thought the "I soli thought she was Haddadeh, a warden at chips would be better. joking until she yelled at me to Bodington, they are waiting to "Ryan, the owner of the get her finger. I went into the get a good price for the cable link chips. didn't want to waste bedroom and found it on the up: them, so he placed the severed floor and saw her face "We could have signed a deal finger in a pint glass and splattered with blood." with a number of companies but packed chips all around it." Friend Simon Kruger soon we're holding back to get the best took charge• "I just used my deal we can, This is so that common sense. as well as Pain eventually, all the halls along the putting into practice all the Otley Road will be linked io the At the time. Pippa was in theory I had learned from a network." shock and didn't realise the First Aid course I'd taken. intent of the pain that she was "I just had to take control in. Martin talked of her and tell the others what to do. Money needed bravery, saying: "She's a star. but Pippa wouldn't let anyone she didn't even cry." do anything - all she could Pippa stayed in the Leeds think about was that she had for new pool General Infirmary until left the meal cooking on the A NEW university swimming Sunday, during which time she Move. pool came one step closer this had to undergo surgery on her "We calmed her down and Writer Abbie Jones. injured hand week, tried in find something frozen Proposals for the [25 million Doctors believe that Pippa to put the finger in." pool went before Leeds will make a full recovery, Peter. Pi ppa's boyfriend University Senate after being although her finger will be raided the freezer to find drawn up in a recent "sporting slightly shorter than before. something frozen: "Pippa had strategy" document. Officials are seeking public or lottery funding HEROES: Brave Pippa gives her quick-thinking flatmates the finger Plcr Pete Cotton but it may be some time before an application is made and the go-ahead is obtained. "The plans now have to go HIT AND RUN RECOVERY NEW FLATS UNION TIGHTENS SECURITY before the council but at least the A FlISTORIC building in l ictim of last week's the van but does not remember a result of rhis and other university is recognising a TH1 the centre of Leeds is A SERIOUS assault on student horti le road traffic accident any other details of the incidents, we have decided to swimming pool is required" said currently being renovated security guards has forced their outside Leeds University's accident. tighten up our security and stop Mr Butterworth. Deputy Head of to convert it into five-star union to tighten entrance policy. Henry Price flats is set to make Martin suffered a fractured selling advance tickets to events PE at the university Sports Student homes. writes Catriona Davie% a full recovery. writes Gail skull and pelvis and was in the Harvey Milk Bar. People Centre. "The problem is one of Kirov Kelly. Non-students will tin longer Awidson. transferred to Hinchinghrvsoke w ill now only get in if they finance since a pool is obviously The conversion of the be allowed to buy tickets lot Geography student Martin Hospital, in his home town of' already have evening access to a costly item," grade II listed building in evening events in LUll's Harvey O'Neil. 19, is said to be Huntingdon near Cambridge the union, either by having an The proposed pool has Great George Street is part Milk Bar following an incident NUS scud or by hemp signed in." generated much support from "feeling much better" after last Wednesday. of the campaign to which occurred at the Hallelujah being knocked unconscious in Fortunately. Martin has not In addition no-one will be students. Helen Cochrane, introduce more affordable event in late March. Non• reported in Iasi had to undergo surgery and he allowed in after I I pm any more, General Athletics Secretary at the accident, and Metter quality housing students obtained access to the is expected to return in Leeds event( they have tickets fur a late LULL, is delighted the university week's Leeds Student. for LMU students. building by buying rickets in Martin. 19, was run over by continue his studies in time attacked and event is responding to their views: and The completed building advance, and then a pizza delivery van as he and a to sit his end-of-seinester exams "The aim is to make the union "Students have been asking for it will include 57 student injured several security truants. at the beginning of September. a safer environment for students pool for years now_ This friend, Marc, crossed the road homes complete with a leaving one with a broken jaw. to a telephone box in Clarendon The van driver has not been and security guards." added development is lung awaited and cafe-hat. Rachel Faulkner. Gcneial will definitely be a great asset." Road. He was dragged along by charged Secretary nail U. explained; "As Faulkne.a. s.

I.1:l 175 k•ndav :kiwi 2•. 1`04e, News viewpoint Have a /...ced, Student \critures forth each break, have wcek to gauge your opinions and um:0er 'our hidden secrets-. Exams are on the horizon. What is a boycott your ideal break from revision? ANTI-NESTLE campaigners gars up their coffee break In spread their ntmsne as part of a union Green -Chocolate and a weekend Week. writes Chris Latani-Doiries. in the Seychelles with 1.11U have been running 'LL'orld Robbie from Take Thai " Turned Upside Down' all this week to draw attention to a varietv of environmental issues including Juliette Urquhart. 1st year Public Relations exploitation of the Third World by big businesses like Nestle. The milk powder manufacturer gave a presentation on Monday to try and convince protestors their 'C'ioing a, the pub ' operations were ethical, hut they inel with Me success - Tuesday's ()GNI voted to continue a union boycott of all Nestle products such Soonita Jhurree, 2nd year Accounting and Finance as Kiikat bars and Nescafe coffee. Other events included a Reclaim the Streets demonstration in Leeds city centre last Saturday and on "Visiting Kirkstall Monday campaigners set up a stall 410 of residence nt ec. my outside NleD4mald's in support of chains [pedigree chinas the 'Nit:Libel' case. as chance to go mad Organiser Raehel Faulkner said the week had been 'tab". PROTEST: Anti-Nestle activists get the message across. Pic.Pete Cotton Chris Owen, 1st year Public Relations S

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lly shopping, •hannel." Ke ty Drug vote attracts Peter Higgins, 1st year Social Policy Kirs Compiled by KIrsty Kelly 'Ics: l On your Blocks controversy STUDENTS have A FREE pair of voted to pressure the government into legalising cannabis, writes Andy Kee. A motion passed last week by LUU claims that (15 per cent of students use the drug and that it is harmless, The Ordinary General Meeting motion will change the union's policy on drugs to advocate

decriminalisation of 1 cannabis, are able to target their resources a Medicinal Jonathan Butt, on the vital battle against the use Chemistry student who of hard drugs." 11sunglasses .64•Dworth upto proposed the motion. claims Michael Plummer from Leeds the survey found 90 per Cent Drug Project said the question of of students believed legalisation is very complex: "We recreational drugs arc welcome tiny debate around the "morally coiner. subject because it isn't. easy to make sense of the issues Critical (pictured. surrounding drugs. above}, who is also Reaction to the decision h.as Chairman of the Association of Factors been mixed. Local paper the Chief Police Officers' Drugs Sub- "We have to weigh up the Yorkshire Evening host said in a Committee saiii "1 have looked factors, Firstly, we have to judge critical editorial that students at the arguments for and against, £89 which is more important. the should think again, citing the and am not convinced that Plus win a trip to the 1996 Olympics ps lie. the state's Ecstasy-belated deaths of Leah legalisation or decriminalisation inooditvtiodupfnal;ees rit ti ir? With Fresh Vision Contact Lenses & Solutions Betts and local man Paul L.amben of cannabis is the way forward. Meanwhile Leeds University We are opposed to any such ho:Yaoluegualstiosehhaveia j sttilenetn t) s would • .4 'vital(' on a 14 rmIrd range of lcrias did not show any support for the moves" [notion. Professor Drown. Pro. The Liberal Demivrals have Work - would we tax it like we do with beer and cigarettes? This QJnivERSIT1) Vice Chancellor, said: "The made it policy In decriminalise outcome of the union debate is cannabis and loch:ante:Me law so isn't a clear-cut issue.- gr, wantsntss canto talk 0 entirely a matter ror them to take that it is similar to that in Holland. o annyyodn w VISION forward. The university itself was A spokesperson said "Cannabis is about drugs ° flee and confidential advice from not pan of the debate." just a small issue • we believe to West Yorkshire Police Chief the decriminalisation of the drug the Leeds Drug Project on 230 Lower Ground Floor. Union Buiklings, Leeds University ('unstable Keith Halliwell in order that Cusuans and Lscisr tr Nil

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ROWDY student panics may soon become a thing of the past. writes Louisa Gregson. Tory MP Harry Greenway is piloting a Noise Bill to crack down on loud noise at night. Greenway proposes that envimmental officers may be called in to take a readine of CHEATS DEATH noise levels. Initially a warning BY 511110,/ LAt kti I will be issued but if this fails. councils will be able to impose A TERRIFIED householder cheated death h■ fines of El 00 and may confiscate sical equipment. If noise leaping to safety from an upper window of hip continues, those responsible house as it was engulfed in flames. could face prosecution and a fine Will Sumner. a second of E 1((X). year Material Science Mr Greenway denied that the Resident hill was too harsh saying that student, was trapped in his complaints about noise had mow first floor room as fire than trebled between 1983 and raged through the property leaps from 1993 leaving him with no Leeds students reacted with alternative but to jump. He disgust at news about the hill, window in One third year student suffered severe cuts and complained: "It's ridiculous, it's shock, but luckily no like tieing hack at school." broken bones. fire drama A second resident, Seth Reynolds. a second year secretary Richard Malach was Broadcasting student, scrambled one of the first on the scene. "We onto the roof and had to be heard a smash and saw the smoke Candid rescued by firemen attending the sowe called the Fire Brigade. incident. "The next thing we saw was the bloke jumping out. He landed on Flee his hack so we called an camera ambulance. and then went next The third housemate, door to try and make sure that THE FIRST of 19 closed Francesca Whetnall, a second there was no-one left inside." circuit cameras has been year Geography student. Seth described the territytng installed in Leeds this week, managed to flee through the front incident: "I was woken by smoke writes Judith Knight. door before the stairs and landing and people shouting. I heard Will It is hoped that the became impassable. panicking and climbed out onto cameras will help to "reduce Quick thinking passers had the roof. i thought that someone raised the alarm after seeing thick crime and generally make was still trapped inside. If there black smoke billowing from the people feel safer and better had been a smoke alarm we first floor of the house on off," said Rob Matley from would probably have had time to Mayville Terrace in the early the City Centre Management get out " hours of Saturday morning while Committee. The Fire Brigade investigation the residents slept inside unaware Vicky, a first year had nor been completed at the of the danger. The house was not Management student.. time of writing, but an electrical fitted with smoke alarms commented "I still don't fault is suspected to have caused Former LUU Administration think women will he able to the blaze. walk the streets alone, but hopefully it's the first step towards making the streets a hit safer." The scheme, which has already been installed in several areas, has proved a LISBON success around the UK and it f99 rtn is hoped it will be fully r. ALIO operational in Leeds next Pmr te Or! 11 Month. We specialise in low cost travel GUTTED: The burned out house on Mayville Terrace Pic: Pete Cotton for students and young people providing support Numbers in over 150 offices throughout the world AMSTERDAM* 43 69 JOBURG n.239 399 101110001101T1 14 228 Hobbling hero hailed for ATHENS 89 109 LAJSAN,FRAN.131 259 1"°81 150 264 AUSTRALIA 327 555 65 109 NEW YORK 95 169 double USBON BANGKOK 195 355 N10EnOULOUSE49 97 NITENDANCE figures at Lail_ DELHI 221 387 MADRID 55 96 PARIS 28 56 have doubled over the last six helping damsel in distress ISTANBUL 97 132 MEXICO 193 155 ROME 78 129 years. writes Phil Keiloni. A recent report states an A FINALIST on crutches lorgot B1 CAI tilUNA Ussit. defended the security guards: AROUND LONDON/BANGKOK/HONG KONG/SINGAPORE' estimated 26.000 students will his own injuries as he dashed to 1 "The university is satisfied with THE SYDNEY/CHRISTCHURCH/SURFACE/AUCKLAND/TAftr , enrol at the university this help a woman who collapsed in was teaching the first aid course the actions of security staff. As WORLD LA' SURFACE/NEW YORK/LONDON FROM 032 autumn, compared to 13,000 front of him. at the time. and arrived quickly far as I know it was the security wor v1>u11 Km HUM a4N116%/6 5I 610.161 Wig LOCAL tarot ram' *weal • students in 1990. Most of the kW v.im ter ff• err • ••• James Hartigan was on his on the scene. "The student was staff who called the mer worm 660616 Won. I Ertwes■ new students are on part-time courses. • Wird sr. "M.G. id% 1 1•1=11 way to a first aid course at in so much pain that she was on ambulance," he said. NOR/ 6666611 MAW - Imago• I/ (Avow. Seas its. low■ 61,. the most popular being Business. P.M W. Ulm:Y. MO. Cm lamp imma ••••.10.1. LMU's Beckett Park campus the verge of losing ON ihrtY161Y Wpm 1 CooMmulwIr Yuan h.= fam Fr ye Cultural and Education Studies. HouDAys Alina 40. when he saw the woman consciousness and was ...ramp ...ram, 4•••••■•• Professor Leslie Wagner. writhing in agony outside the vomiting. I calmed her down COLLEGE PRAISED We also supply Travel Owurance. Low Coe koomoto tetem. Vice-Chancellor• is enthusiastic library. and called an ambulance which tut opean Stain Tickee and Parse plus a writ Wake,* ol other tevm about the increases: "More James explained: "I saw took her home." EDL1 ATIONAL standards at people have eat access to higher about three security guards near James is shrieked that he was a Leeds college have been education and this is a good thing her, but they seemed to he doing the only one to get help: "I'm praised. writes IVendy Gupta as that is pan of our mission." nothing so I hobbled over to the worried about the fact that The College of Ripon and He suggests the increases are union building to find a security didn't know what to do. St John receivmi top marks for due to the government's qualified lira airier" They're based there 24 hours a an Office For Standards In LEEDS IN YHA ADVENTURE SHOP 117 - 121 Vicar Lane, Leeds LS1 6P1 expansive policies of the past five James alerted Sports Ceraie day for incidents like this." Education inspection. years. supervisor Jim Keiehtley. who A spokesperson for LMU 0113 246 1155 www.campustravel.co.uk/ 6 LEEDS STUDENT Ender l'Irfiy Z4. 1996 The Inside Pages STUDENT B1 OPINION air raid. "s the face of it spending on Kush mei?. mid the NHS in favour of univeraity r I .41ny Blair seemed students. 0like a good idea The free education debate and. for the Labour party ended the day the Tones passed at least, he was - a fresh The Student Loans Act. After this Essays by face, a man with ideas there was no going back, not from any political party and, worthy as and. as he tried to it was, Wednesday night's study - convince us all. someone in at the Edward Boyle Library who really eared. But as was six years too kite. It was an Neal Ascherson Labour's plans for intelligent and well supposed pnitest but to make sure we get massive £12,000 student the representation we deserve, loans show, it was all a student leaders must engage in • Tim Brighouse front. the current political debate What Blair's done, as you And since Blair starred may have seen from Leeds scheming the end of the grant. the Student and national press this debate has switched firmly to Yvette Cooper week. is make vet another t1- graduate contributions. A graduate contribution. properis turn. In power, he's vowed to administered. is one way to pay scrap grants and replace them for mass higher education - with loans to be repaid over students get a maintenance Frank Field 20 years - no doubt saving the allowance they can actually live. treasury billions each year. on and those who benefit the This paper has long believed most from university tie earn the that higher education funding is in most money) pay the most hack. Charles Handy dire need of a change. In truth, But. Blair's scheme is. quite you would be a fool to think simply. a student loan you repay otherwise - grants are being though National Insurance slashed, loans are escalating and contnbutions - and that's only to university vice-chancellors guarantee you actually do pay The grinning conspirators: NUS Presiae ►t Jim naurpny, Labour ieaaer iony may, ana wawa olunkett, umour eaucauon spokesman calculate current levels of tuition something hack. -there is also little logic behind sencius money - and who will their dreams and middle age in example. vents to be run by a fees will leave them short of cash plans to hugely expand higher have to meet the interest Islington. Once again, Blair's plan Blairne faction who believe their next academic year. Unrealistic education When a majority of repayments? Well. of course, it's falls several miles short of first duty is to the Labour party Sadly, however, there are Blair wants to properly fund people have degrees they are students. perfection straw it does nothing to and not to students like us who more problems than solutions expansion in higher education - devalued and become the break the class barriers that many pay their wages. When our where higher educatitm is and for this he deserves our equivalent of A-levels or GCSEs. nd this isn't just still find in British universities. national leaders should have been ixincemed. In an ideal world, state respect but not if it excludes Many graduates are already hypothesis or speculation - Eric Forth, the higher education working and lobbying to get the funded free education would be a new students. This is. finding their three years of hard t's fact. National banks minister, was for once speaking best deal for students, these beautiful idea But, as everyone unfortunately, where the scheme study have criminal for nothing have refused to finance the sonic sense when he pointed out Blairite poodles were busy knows, we don't live in an ideal is flawed Firstly. it's unrealistic to when they enter the job market. If current loans scheme because that richer graduates will be able issuing press releases saying world. We do, however, live in a expect that axing the grant will do Blair really wants to give us all there isn't any money in it- Blair's to pay their loans hack more "Students welcome Labour plans world where more people than anything other than put Lair kit of more opportunities the answer is new found friends in the City can, quickly or, if they come from to stop hardship crisis". ever have the opportunity to go to potential students • it's all too work experience and professional fur instance. make more profit wealthy families, may not have to Blair's New Britain will be university. In 19138, 14 per cent of easy to six why anyone from a training - not the cloistered and funding the ante: trade or big take out a loan at all. nothing of the sort - and as his school leavers went on to higher less well-off background would costly world of academia business. Dr Ian Crawford of the Blair's is not a fair system It honeymoon period slips away, we education - now it's more like 40 think twice about going to Fiuthennore, the new super- London School of Economies, a is a cynical attempt to take higher are seeing a New Blair In a and the increasing numbers of university without the security of loans won't come cheap - experts member of a Tory higher education funding out of the recent advertising campaign Blair mature students mean that six out even a token government grant. are suggesting it will cost 1:24,6 education think tank and treasury so he can spend money announced that 'Together we can of 10 la-year-olds can now Secondly. the plan is based on billion just to set up the scheme. supporter of Blair's proposals. on vote-winning ploys - such as create a government based on expect to go to university at some a fundamental misunderstanding Blair's mastersamke is. however, believes pension funds could cutting taxes, splashing out on truth and honesty" but. like his point in their lives. of supply and demand Demand to put the burden on private finance the scheme - though this populist policies and generally smile, these soundhites are All this is very good. but we normally stimulates supply, but tinancv, but that too is going to conjures up rather nasty images doing his best to rival the beginning to wear thin_ Tony can't afford to give all these Blair is hoping the reverse will come at a price. Barclays may of Maxwell-style corruption. National Lottery. Blair's got no MOM to offer us people a full grant without happen. There is no reason why a have expressed some enthusiasm A proper higher education This will happen if Blair wins than any other politician. New massively increasing income tax - future abundance of university but in the long term no self- system needs to open equally to the next election, partly because Labour, old story. experts estimate up to 31 per cent places will necessarily he filled, reapecting hank is going to lend all on merit - ni-a just the public no one outside the 'Tiny party has on the basic rate and an extra 27 especially with the added (24.6 billion over 20 years school. Oxford University types the guts to criticise him. The Words: Simon Jeffery on the top - or shun public attraction of a f.12/100 debt. without expecting to make some like Blair who hope to live out National Union of Students, Inc

Perhaps the druma of their daily lives After Shell came Nestle, changed with But then someone had to make a faux could be played out in a series of prime promoting bottle feeding and so pas, as it were. A member on the floor time commercials that would grip the undermining breast feeding in the Third pointed out that, boycott as the union nation: "Nescafe?' "I'd rather have a World. The resulting infections, so the might, there was a Lloyd's bank down in th,HAC lentil moussaka." comprehensive order paper reminded us, the bowels of the LOU building. As if an First up for the shopping basket, or are estimated to cost innumerable lives unfortunate remark had been made in ['CAA keirli .sludellf politic% rather wastebasket, was Shell Oil, every year. Who could argue against such after-dinner convemation, the suave accused of colluding with the military thinning evidence, or oppose the Young was forced to quickly intervene DEOPLE getting very excited targets, the stage was adorned with a regime in Nigeria. Sarah Reardon. motion's call for a union-wide 'That was a mistake made 25 years :Asa, about things they can do banner outlawing Shell and a few advocating a boycott, drew parallel% with prohibition on the eating of KitKats? Up by the university. which gave Lloyd's a absolutely nothing about - this huge coffee jars that some dear soul Dante's inferno; Michael Savage. daring went the inevitable hand of Savage. 99-year lease " Inevitably, when people is how the historian David had spent hours manufacturing. They to oppose, threw back Conrad's Heart of ready to spin more arguments about are embarrassed, they make matters Darkness. Amid all this vivid imagery Western multinationals gaining worse: -The union and all its organs still Starkey meently defined had that Blue Peter look about them. although the contrived 'Deathcafe' there was a dramatic crash of thunder legitimacy - radicalism sufficient to have to bank with Lloyd's.- student politics. He might have labels gave the impression of would- outside the halt, as if Mother Earth prompt another roll of thunder Seventy-four years from now the Herself had been moved by the grand boycott might come to mean something added that, in times of great he Daleks that had failed an audition nature of the debate. Or perhaps She was Shopping trolley Until then the Gold Blend couple have a impotence, people's excitement for Doctor Who. finds release in unusual ways, just exasperated by Michael Savage's Next on the conveyor belt were few things to keep us entertained. When Gold Blend eternal contrannes,s, Lloyds and Midland banks, more than the meeting ended Clement raced to the like dressing up in giant jars of Savage is the kind of nonconformi,o you can fit in your average shopping window and hetan frantically drawing coffee and declaring war on This was of course cunningly Lied to who would go on Supermarket sweep trolley. They am were guilty of curtains_ Young began announcing all chocolate. the union's Green Week, for which we only to tell Dale Winten that instead of plundenng the Third World and carnal the fun and games in store during Green It was supermarket sweep with a have to thank Exec members past and shopping he would rather make the wrath of more worthy and righteous Week: a stone-planting ceremony, a film present Ellie Clement and Martin Young. intellectual conversation about the diflerence at this week's Ordinary environmentalists, demanding LULI's about the Amazonian rainforest, a visit They were everywhere to be seen as the unforeseen consequences of Western by some green spiritualists who General Meeting at LUL1. Instead of boycott of the hanks be renewed. session began, bustling around, showing capitalism Dale would love him. So to can you get close to nature. bunging things in your trolley as Meanwhile Clement and Young looked moral films about oansavation. did the assembly this Tuesday, as on with keen approval; everything, it Worthy stuff. one can be quickly as possible, the idea here was preparing politically correct coffee Savage's esoteric but ixirly resonant seemed, was going the Gold Blend sure, but Michael to try banning as many products snacks for after the meeting. Clement and logic at least offered them a bit of couple's way. and not even that charming Savage would be more from the union as general credulity Young are LUU's answer to the Gold stubborn resistance, thereby creating the interloper from the apartment next door. interesting would allow. In case you were in any Blend couple - bright, young. energetic illusion they were engaged in genuinely Michael Savage, could disturb the bonds doubt as to which were the prize and irredeemably smug at times like this democratic debate. of mutual chumminess.

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The Inside Pages 1 111,c STV1W"..:1 FHA., ‘.1,t "; !.#4.- 7 @eo8,06, It's one Hefter of a • problem he ban on British beef by- Tproducts covers three items. Gelatin and tallow are obtained by the stomach-churning process ajor d saster of flailing dead carcasses. However, the tneans for hose Germans eh? Ain't the government has been. ostrich • obtaining Britain's third great they got a nerve? style. burying its head in the sand export - hull semen - is shrouded Scuppering the proposal and hoping the problem goes awas in mystery. Only a handful of cows have sop tar Intrigued. I rang Genus l IK. O lift the ban of British beef been killed, and until they are, Britain's leading manufacturer rot beet by-products in Europe. Its a confidence in British beef will semen. For some reason, they were continue to wane.. good job Johnny Major, our reluctant to divulge the details of how It is sad that Britain has decided valiant and bullish Prime they persuade bulls to pan with their to wage war on Eumpe. It is sackler jisnt. (Like I was really going to try it Minister, has stepped into the still that we are fighting them over a myself. ) I can only guess the method is ring to hash the bosch on beef. crisis which we created. The only similar to that used by other bullish The Tones are turning at the possible outcome is that we can look tossers..namely rugby players. stupid. Even if Major and Hogg cheek of the European Commission A failed night out on the pull with persuade the European Commission for upholding the ban of UK heel the lads, a box of Kleenex and their has is illegal. they can't force However. we seem to have lost sight selection of top shelf magazines, people to eat British beef. Indeed. of who started the crisis: namely. Moo's a pretty boy then? rho truly ones mug enough 10 munch licalth Secretary Stephen Dorrell. II t 1K meat are hapless visiting foreign Churchill. Thar is no comparison. was he who stood up in the dignitaricswho have the stuff rammed Churchill fought in Europe against Commons a little over two months :town their throat. fascism and genocide, Major is going to ago and sheepishly admitted that. Major's fighting talk is ill-directed. war on the Europeans because, er, our despite government assurances to Despite the parlous state of out becffringers are a hit dodgy. .agriculture (the Ministry of Agriculture the contrary for the past 10 years. John Major is the most spineless Fisheries and Food deals with the they now thought there was a Prima./ in living memory. H can't keep inutuully-exclusive interests of both possible link between the control over his own party. so the idea of farmers and COTIMMICI10 and the lack of debilitating bovine disease BSE and him getting tough in Europe is adequate cheeks since privatisation on laughable Instead OF this blatant attempt its human equivalent CJD. It was the regulation of cattle feed to pander to the Eu•oscepnes, he should also Down who. having dropped the European Union generously offered dens a line under the problem and admit his bombshell, baulked in the face to help us out of our fix by pledging to that Britain has a problem which needs. of public outrage. 'What can he partly re-imburse farmers fir killing addressing. In the long term. he would done. the people asked. 'En-. their cows. Which is platy good of republic? Graphic: Willem Jaspert win more support for tramducing Is Major on the slow boat to a banana them When you consider British haven't worked that bit out yet.' said sensible slaughter policy. rather than less surprising was that the European Industries. However. if Britain's Cluet politicians spend most of their time Dorrell. wasting time and heeling about how Commission moved to ban lintish beet Vetinary Officer has voiced serious sticking two fingers up at Jacques Sutter lizerurprisingly, Britain's beef Europe is bullying us. Major is never and British beet products F s cry doubts about the safety of British beef it and his merry men. industry lost support faster than going to make a great leader and as for European state is naturally cautious of is little wonder that our European In his latest campaign. Major has Manchester City. The Tories' pleas of him getting tough on FAIR TO Cull the its netghbours' agricultural products. cousins are suspicious. been compared to other great defenders 'give us a chance. we'll work something other one. v,tintitvz to support instead their own However, instead of killing livestock, out' fell on extremely deaf ears Even of the Bntish tradition, like Winston

standards. We are determined to see that only for its gross unfairness but also Denver When you're Dead. such landlords are prosecuted. We are also because of the way it led to the poor and Andy Garcia does not play a cop - he TEM Et?, pressing for proper monitoring and the marginalised being excluded hunt plays a retired gangster. Funhermore, it is inspection of rented politics through their removal Man the not a Tarantino np-off. If Clare Loiter had ensure that standards are met. I have also electoral register. Incidentally. I have also actually bothered to research the film. site taken up a number of complaints from campaigned about the Criminal Justice Bill would have known that it was scripted at students about poor housing and landlords which clearly violates the rights of the the dawn of the 80s, before "Mt:1— lam writing to correct the who exploit students and disregard health young as well as minority groups swaggered into Trendyville. Iblatant misrepresentation of and safety issues. Headingley contains a number of In fact, tt was considered so new and my views on students contained Secondly, my decision, together with diverse communities with a range tit different it frightened off all the producers in an editorial in Leeds Student ward colleagues, to back the police in different needs there are large numbers of and remained hurled until its recent release on May 3 1996. I hope you will preventing drinking outside the Skyrack people with no means of employment into an already jaded genre it, anticipated. allow me to set the record and the Original Oak was nut aimed at living in poverty. Middle class Perhaps this is why it is not as polished straight. students and preventing them from pmlessionals. members or ethnic as 'Tarantino's efforts. It was a pnantype First of all may I state categorically that enjoying themselves. The fact is, we minorities. !amities with children and rather than an imitation. Nevertheless. it I am in no way anti-student. I find it ironic received a great number of complaints elderly residents as well as students. As a has the test dialogue heanl since Pulp that 1.4 all public representatives. should from local residents last summer about public representative. I have a duty as far Fiction and some of the most entertaining have been accused of being so and of congegion on the pavements outside the as possible. to reconcile and balance the acting this cast has ever produced. being ignorant and uncaring of the needs pubs causing pedestrians to have to walk various nerds and interests of all these Try putting that in your review instead of students. Not only is my sea at in the road to pass hy. This constituted a groups. There is no doubt that the rapid of the usual tired cynicism. university at present but I have been a real danger to children and/or push chairs. expansion of student numbers in recent university teacher tOr the past seventeen We also received complaints about the years has led to strains on the 1). Whitehead yeum and know at first hand. on a daily amount of broken glass and from women infrastructure of Headingley/University basis, the difficulties and problems about intimidating behaviour of some men area, However, I run aware how much students face. outside the pubs. In these cineumskinces universities and students contribute to the I have been active over many years to we could set no alternative but to support vitality of the community and run improve the welfare. housing and safety as the police in enforcing the law which committal to continuing to work with I don't know. there's no pleasing well AS the quality of education of already intakes it illegal to drink on the students, the university authorities and some people. If you're among the of the first public highway. Some may perceive this. others who live and work in Headingley university students, One ranks of the perpetually pissed oft meetings I had as a councillor when I was as being anti student. but many students to ensure the aioperation of all of us in have a go at vatting your anger on lira elected four years ago, was with the have actually supported this action. 'Flaking Headingley a deamt and desirable officers of LAILI on matters of concern to Thirdly, I am outraged that Leeds place to live. this page and, like Councillor Sarah students. I have worked with University Student should accuse nay of ignoring I hope this has reassured Leetit %deur Perrigo, win yourself a crisp tamer. women's groups on issues of students students' limb because they have no readers of my commitment and goodwill See you at the bar. Sarub. Cheers! safety. have pressed for better street power at the trallot box. Not only, as I hope to students. I would be happy 10 meet to lighting, for provision of cycle tracks in the have made clear. have I NOT ignored representatives of the student body Leeds Student Newspaper students, but am absolutely comntined discuss these and an other issues that area and much more At present. I and my Leeds University Union ward colleagues are working with Unipol both as an academie who teaches politics concern you PO Box 157 and others involved in student housing and and as an active politician to do all I can to with the City council to crack down hard cumin; students and young people I 'sr', Sarah l'criiro Leeds LS1 1UH on had lumiIonls who fail to meet their generally are involved in politics at all ME to set the record straight email: [email protected] obligations to provide aucommtxlation that levels and are registered to vote. I publicly Ton the annoyingly inaccurate Things to do in meet acceptable health and satety attacked the iniquity of the pull tax. not coverage of mer '96 or '97? you can become a solicitor or barrister

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Undoubtedly an epic ritish actors are sneer. that working on Pret-a- gangsters from London. working for the RSC has out on anything? He admits he if it wasn't less than banking into the Porter with the most beautiful, especially Richard E Grant completely gone now. I have a was never asked to play the low boredom threshold, so greatest role in drama, Hamlin. five minutes long. Hollywood famous people in the world, from Richmond." Strong evidence supports this, as doing the same thing every and he now considers himself Quality jungle. domain, and vet les supermodels, was no bed B of roses. "I think with most Grant's next two movies are single day for six months too old for it "Somebody Mask reviews on they remain a different supermodels it's look, don't both great literature, Twelfth would be a recipe for total moving into their 40s who still page 4 species from the touch, and definitely don't Night and Portrait of a Lady. insanity for me. I've been has that number of problems American Adonis. Even listen." He adds that even after Despite Hollywood's glitz spoiled by the movies you sec. with his mother moves into the success of million- spending a day with Cindy Grant believes an actor must becauseyou get so well the area of the grotesque." dollar pin-up actors such Crawford "there was no nut get carried away and treated, fantastically paid. You Age has not stopped the as Crary Oldman and Einstein-like conversation to abandon their integrity. "I get to see the world in first frisky hormonal activities he Daniel Day-Lewis seems a report;' which immediately would rather do an 18-line class situations, plus people boasted of in his youth_ His world apart from the confirms my suspicion she is a part for Martin Scorsese than see stuff on videos and there is habit of keeping a fridge in his top album bedroom was something he likes of Tom Cruise and Sindy Doll personified play the lead in some crappy a fantastic vanity of having a More derogatory atteedotes mini-series for a huge amount record of your work." hadn't realised had reached Brad Pitt. Manic Street Preachers - Everything are recorded in Grant's new of money. Who I work with However, far from being public knowledge - "Oh my Max! GO Regarded by all and book. With Nails: The Film and what the project is. is vain. Grant-is surprised by his Clod! You have done your IColumbia) sundry as British (although Diaries, as he continues the always the thing. I mean I was success: "It's going better than research." It took much gentle he remains deeply proud of trend for British actors to offered the villain in Roth persuasion on my pan to make TAIU41C STREET PREACHERS my wildest expectations." he RIM v !RING TAUNT GO exercise their literary him admit he did indeed keep Lvervthrng Must his native Swaziland). Go simply soars • Richard E Grant provides pretensions. Emma Thompson strawberries and ice-cmam in with a sentiment some explanation of why released diaries chronicling ... I would rather do an it for nocturnal "helms, afters and a heartfelt the Britpack stands apart. the making of Sense and and durings" rather than honesty that few Unused to Hollywood's Sensibilay. and she'll soon lie 18-line part for Martin "suppositories for a cold albums manage to dazzling and ostentatious rivalled by her Bonham- windy night". As well as this, sustain. extravagance. British actors Caner-honking, soon-to-be Scorsese than play the lead he ha% an incurable curiosity soon become the exact ex-hushand Kenneth Branagh. about other people's sexuality. Steve Caope• on a opposite of their American who is writing his film diaries some crappy mini-series' "Are you a lesbian?" were the must buy album - turn to page 4 counterparts. lacking the of Hamlet. first words he uttered when brawn yet boasting the What is it about our conversation began. This brainpower. Grant is quick to Hollywood's obsession with bluntness cannot he attributed but if came in here and says. laughing bashfully. "If I dispel the misconception that English classics and English Wire, I to the usual English retentive said 'Don't call me babe'. I'd get another job. another gig. I manner. and I wonder if this is the British set can gel with actors? Grant's oh-so-posh he absolutely rucked, there'd think I've fooled them this Amencans as quickly as articulate voice intimates that something picked up front he nothing I could talk about time. Having been out of work Sandra Bernhard, America's top movie Jeremy Irons or Emma his English degree aside, other than shame and for nine months in 1985, it most famous bisexual, whom Thompson would suggest. "I British dominance of the embarrassment." Too true, makes an indelible impression he befriended while working kids still feel like I'm stalking my classics is unavoidable. "If you're an English actor and although some of Grant's that you can't take anything on Hudson Hawk. own life, like I'm in it. but not films. including Hudson Loon the most bad- of it, so that kind of star- Hollywood cast classic for granted." His crudity, and his toilet have not exactly been asseti rnuthatticka struck, awe-struck quality of movies, they get English Hawk, He seems aware of his humour are instantly high on integrity. recognisable characteristics cannot fail to be how I perceive the world actors to he in them. They limitations and he mentions So what is the allure of more than once Branagh's shocked by Larry doesn't really go away... and I don't generally think, oh yeah, from the alcoholic, out-of- we're doing those white letters on a hill as relative youth. Grant's work actor he played in ('lark's still get a huge thrill out of some blockbuster uncompromising first meeting and working with new film. set in Hell's Kitchen opposed to the RSC or the preoccupation with this may Wahnail and!, for which he is feature film. people I have admired." in New York, so we'll National Theatre? "I think stem from the fact he is not as mainly remembered in Britain It might he a huge thrill. get some that dream of famous as some of his rivals and Hollywood, although but Grant has no hesitation He tells me it is unfair us ask Grant is quick to point out: "I Mon. film reviews on m telling me. with his whether he is on par with the am riot dead yet". In fact page 4 - What's on, page 7 famous densory rest of the Britpack. Perhaps it Wahnail was such a success is more accurate to say he is as that it is the base of his career talented but nut as reeoemsed. co tar. spanning work with top book toes he feel he has missed such illustrious directors as t1ith Nails by Richard F. Grant Picador Granty's This hook is. interesuan: and surprisingly funny IT is quirky and heart- warming and if don't Great like Grant this book might change your mind.

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Scorse.se. Coppola and Altman. and movie mega- stars like Uma 'Thurman. Michelle Pfeiffer. Daniel 'I've fooled Day-Lewis and Steve Marlin. .1.14thnail has literally been my calling card for every single director I've worked them this with. If I wasn't getting any work at all or any pans I got offered were sort of alcoholic time' drug-addicted actors. then I'd have ground for resentment. and then think 'For Christ's sake. I have to get out of this Widurail thing'. but that doesn't look like happening." As for Grant's role in Hollywood. it seems he wilt always remain the outsider. In tact none of the Britpack will ever quite make the millions of Bruce Willis and co, as their sardonic humour. offbeat lixiks and RADA training ensure the luvvy clan will always be British first, Hollywood second. Indeed Grant's future plans don't involve Hollywood. He is currently. writing a film which he hopes to direct, but not act in. about a place far closer to his heart, Swaziland. It should he good "if it ever sees the light of day". Grunt's links with his homeland remain as strong as Day- Lewis's links with Ireland. He keeps two watches on his wrists. one in English time and one in Swaziland time, although what he does for time in Hollywood remains a ITlyNICty. Perhaps all 6'2" of him strolls up to a stranger, smiling his sexily provocative smile. twinkling his big blue eves. and casually asks "Are you a lesbian''"

iihnail and I. that to endure perh mance,. HI "famous director" films, with advantage of I-, .2 cult film of students llielock Hose Ira (der Ahead in Robert Altman's Hollywood with babies was the W everyw here. Advertising and Henri- satin. The Player. Brom fact they didn't have transformed Richard E June beton! having a crack at Stoker's Dracula tr.. Coppola. agents. However, 11 hn? into the instantly Holly wood, thanks to pal and The Act' Of (rims care by Grant's own work recognisable actor he is Steve Martin in the hilarious Seorsese completing the hat- troubles ate well and today. Sneering his way LA. Story. Grant instantly hit trick A second Altman truly over this year through the tale of two it off with the Dirty Rotten collaboration followed with with toles in unemployed actors in the Scoundrel in this parody. of Pre-a-Porter Grant may have Twelfth Night. Jane 1960s, Grant is best Hollywood life. An array of picnicked with Vivienne Canton in's remembered fur Withnairs stars in Bruce Willis's crazy Wesiwiiod and the "wouldn't Portrait ()).A desperate consumption of caper iludvon Hawk did not get out of het fin less than /AEA., :arid The anything slightly share similar success. dying $10.000" elan. but the film Cold tight of intoxicating, even lighter hard and fast but Grant did failed TO &liver. at Prague. fuel... become friends with the With the baby,' love story No doubt Grant International success was "completely insane and Jurl renal 5orah Grant tonally will he :IN sesy mit immediate and Grata had fantastic.' Sandra Bernhard. achieved leadini! man status in these as in all Nest came a trio oaf According ui Grain 'tic the rest,

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acoustic lament beautifully he troubled history of the MC 3 fitting and wave tribute to seemed to have shifted new augmented by silken harp playinf N1anie Street Preachers has Richey's contribution to the hand. emphases onto their sonewriting The bleakness of these visions is passed into common For Everything Mitt: Go simply abilities. Whilst Gold Am-Omit The T was a rather overblown twofold. draped with lush string knowledge nowadays, and, it soars with a sentiment and a heartfelt Soul textures. the songs are superficially seems, needn't be repeated here. honesty that few albums manage to catalogue of rock excess and The I almately, this record serves as sustain. From the opening. stirring Holy Rible was to stark and skeletal joyous only to sadden on repealed perhaps the final statement in the mini-anthem of "A Design For Life", to ever he truly enjoyable, Everything listening. whole inconclusive Richey James possibly a contender for single of the Must Go maintains a graceful The eventual realisation of the story. year .dready, through the narrative balance and variety throughout_ Manics' return has been wholly That Everything blast 60 descriptions of "Kevin Carter" to the Yet this is an album of despair welcome, that they handled their loss Sativa "Wah Do Dem" manages to surpass its three desolate hope-of "No Surface All tinged with hope; the stirring title with such grace, dignity and warmth (M & G Records) illustrious predectesears is testament Feeling" this album contains a track. complete with Motown horns is a testimony to their power as one Quality jungle- the last track stands out to the strength, not only of the hand matchless array of style and and musing chorus is a reviving of the country's greatest hands. And with its emphasis on the beats themselves but also to the was they sentiment_ rally ine call and "Small Black Everything Mast Go stands as a iheniselves. rather than gluing them °vie regard the loss of their friend and In creating their finest work to Flowers Thai Grow In THe Sky" triumphant reclaiming of this femi... the top of something. Undoubtedly an lyricist, Richey James. These songs date, the Manic Street Preachers also (penned by Richey) is a heartfelt epic if only it wasn't Jess than 5 minutes long. Mad Lion "Double Trouble" live art the liquid room, Miry° (Polydor) eff mills - Joe C'ockeresque ragga rants attempts to n the same week that the hottest pioneer of Detroit techno heads The Orbit's fifth birthday, rhyme doublehmuble/rumble/limble/ jungle & mumble - this is shit hop without : • h? PIPPA SHAW investigates his masterful mix album. any hit). f you've ever had the The. 0- law. Unedn0d. 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Alhambra Theatre. Mr Holland's Opus Bradford Dili round-n; ffilirr , minor figures in Dir: Stephen Derek Hamlet. Rost:meant, Stars: Richard Dreyfuss -. 4.1• Aand Guildenstern 4". provide a comic response to 0; hey say the best things Shakespeare's play. In come to those who wait. .. kuseneruntz. and TWell, they haven't seen Guildenaern Are Dead II1C 4 Inc heard) Mr Holland's Opus. lament their impotence as Richard Dreyfuss is the they are dragged into the eponymous lead, a musician Shakespearean script. who takes a teaching job in the becoming frustrated. as the hope it will leave him more free intangible forces of the time to compose his original play sweep them masterpiece. aside, thwarting their Little does he realise the attempts to assert their mountain cal sehmalit he will he individuality. v); trapped under for the next 30 liven". He lq anises maretune OW past lire and recei,,,...s band:, seliteil rustles and even grand farewell from all the We soon appreciate the years - not to mention paradox of their existence. esinds eloping with a quite students (several thousand textbooks. Not esen Dreyfues's when extent:alto Hamlet, delicious student called apparently) whom he's talents can hold together the the are nothing but in Ross en& Ilis time is diverted influenced over the years. Aft fragmentary nature of this Stoppard's dramatic world I uneer hs the amval son Holland's Onto is hardly worth sentimental film. they evidently find life. tams sit manes. is born the effort and while the music Over the years Mr Rutland When Shakespeare's play dea l. my be mercituns shoe, the "[his is a court-room drama transforms incompetent. finally ejects them. they are .after several more 'heart' film its'll oar Primal Fear with more twists and turns than musician:: into virtuosos with a left in a void of nothnigness, speeehies and has sif "I love Dir: Gregory Hohlit a legal loop-hole. Director few choice words about only to be enveloped by the y el" V..:Ittie, Nlir Holland Is put Mark Kingston Stars: Richard Gem. Gregory Hill Street Blues "feeling the music in your st4.1.- sets. Laura Linney Hoblit's big screen debut is a !tan Howard excels in first-class psychological thriller, the fitin's atmosphere. !lie ruin of Player King. the with sinister echoes of the 0.1 ,,i;,.icious leader. of a retinue f you want justice go to a r Smoke Hurt and Keitel carry the Simpson case. Gore is whore house. it you want to Hyde Park Cinema flint w ith their sentimental of iiiysterious actors., who charismatic as Vail and c \ pktre the self-referential get lucked go to court," is Wayne Wang yet delicately humormes I manipulates the film with his Dir: fcalin of the play within a Richard Gere's opening portray ais of eccentric yet laid-hack scepticism. pies le, ursine Medley:1i .statement in his latest movie. usual believable people. Newcomer Laura Linney is a atake focuses on a musk: and impresso, e Primal Fear. He stars as Martin The p'i'e is occasionally revelation as the tough Brooklyn cigar stun in ,■■•,iorne• adorn their Vail, a defence attorney who has 1990 where di■crse ,low due to the es et ethiy prosecuting At lic'■S INN 111.:::11, 5 N5 IiiIIIII NI.Ir61 no interest in justice -just in characters meet change owner whist' bizarre 1,1- mundanity which interrupts Primal Fear i+7 ' and -1-lw. i, ,1 tii: r winning cases. the Filet's comic moments A .In.rlir cha I longing psesie the course of each other's year-old hobby invulvis prckluctit,n l'r,in thc Fee al The film centres on the case but as a step away front lives. The film centres photographing the same Neil, hied -I 'Jcetie. Lotninorig. of an altar-boy who has been iel the hypocrisy of +el Hollywood's usual hectic bastions asocial muealilq. the around five different spot at the saute time every as a liLlit ,.:,,me,lv set accused of killing a local blockbusters, it provides ('lurch and the justice system. characters including a single day. His photos M:r 101,h .1).111C117.!Ing its a Archbishop in Chicago. and accessible light and their affect on our lives. The lonely writer 11Villiam Hurt I appear similar but, like qui•l te ...,leprolicht.; the whom Vail has volunteered to entertainment. film forces you to question what who is struggling to accept Smoke's characters. each 11ft:1_111,011N CS! ,101L: .•I 171111M represent. All evidence .pointe. to is the math and what is mam:. the devastating death of his has a different story to tell. 4.11-ti,:.-1C! , the boy's guilt but because of wife, and Auggie (Harvey Although each of the Johanna Ferguson his cute. naive face Vail starts to Mavis Dwaah \ Keitell, the cigar shop individual tales is crucial to & Lucy Worsley} Marcus Waithe believe he may he innocent 15 11Mitr- 5 JIL10 m "'Ai A AL

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Boulevard in 1476), Piranha is an attempt Mt parts in so he could pay the rent Larry Clark's r`b to cash in on the then-it-cent success of Here's the deal - C'hnes an ace. debut about sexed. ■patriotic pilot who has to sneak into Steven Spielbety's monster hit Jaws as • up sub-adult: has got Corrunie-run Russia steal their well as a pretty nifty fright Mdk in its own them MI talking. right. A school of deadly piranha fish are secret weapon. a super-plane Things ■Contreiversial classic or unlmshed into the waterways. where don't go according to plan. Neither. exploitative over-hype') 1'ou • fishermen and other bathers happen to he the, the movie_ de hit. inadvenantly lined up as fish fodder. Some ■11)d• Par* Pa WI,' IA nor Ma. touches t such as showing someone Wednesday playing a Jaws video name in one shot) MUPPET TREASURE give this one some bite. James Cameron, Mississipi Burning ■another Carman alumnus and director of (1988) ISLAND - furry fun. Jennifer Saunders and the Terminator films, directed the inferior BBC1 10.50pm Tim Curry join their sequel. Piranha 2; 1-7ving Killen. Gene Hackman gets tough yatl. in the ■NEW puppet txds in the old (Saturday, Channel 4 10.30pm) deep south. beatine on members of tale of treastue and treachery. the KKK and impressing rookie rms.., a .Vr4,,n. as( Willem Dafne with his no-nonsense ■also showing... approach into the bargain. Director Alan Parker's second foray below the Saturday Mason and Dixon fine (following Angel ■PRIMAL FEAR - first Heart,', is powerful stuff. and thankfully class. Private Benjamin (1980) BBC1 9.15pm not blessed with the Hollywood legend Richard Gere stars i n 'Based on actual events' which is a sure- NEW this top notch If you've wen ttx, man!, Ailkiel111 ■sequels to ever work 0111 how the 'new lire way to strain credulity, An amazing psychological Millie' support cast (Brad Dourif, Frances written by an ex-11'}T1) Wrir recruits in training shock' story could ever be construed as funny. then catch this McDormand and Michael Rooker- the a. faces if not the names will look fatniliari ■MGM Mn... axe tinrrnto ■Goldie Hawn vehicle, which stars Kurt Russell's significant other as a fresh-faced add weight to a tremendous production_ young soldier getting into trouble with the SPY HARD - try hard powers that be in the army. This one has Thursday •I Leslie Nielson goes, us all thase comedy cliches you've come to 0 more of the same, in his know and love: the failed attempts at the Play It Again, Sam (1972) cinema spoof Liz assault course. the inability to dc;d with BBC1 11.55pm ■Hurley does some serious authonty. and the illicit romances. Here's one lot the Laigh■h lal. students, a acting as his latest flame_ Surprisingly funny movie which raises all manner of pertinent ■A1AM at ShOrirale ttlfr,441 questions about intertextuality and metafiction. Woody Allen plays a Sunday guy with a Caw/Minn, Fixation Passion Fish (1992) causing him to ask advice on women EXECUTIVE BBC2 10.00pm ■DECISION - choice! and relationships from Humphrey cuouriumg aquatu. theme, Bogart. whom he imagines is hanging Utterly ridiculous action Passion Fish is a quirky spin on the around his shoulder most of the time ■lirromp starring Kurt Russell Driving Mi.ts Daisy formula - tiled (rid Cue plenty of clips from the 1942 as the man in the midst of a hi- stick in the mud has eyes opened by new classic. as well as scene stealing and jack drama. found companion/ employee nice also the other nods to the timeless wecpic, t,amtv i .. raw f -,nerna■ ■W6.14. more recent Guanling.Tem and Cobh), In One of Allen's this case, a strap opera actress (Mary best films. and Mel)onnellt gets ill and returns to her far superior to ■ THINGS TO DO IN childhood home where she is looked after his other DENVER... by a nurse, Leave to simmer and let attempts to 0 - dying. rapport develop. Excellent performances 'mix' realities. ■‘r Anil) Garcia mats as the keep this one afloat. which is a change of cop with the heart in another kooky crime Airon &AM • Cinema, ■ ■MR HOLLAND'S Bosom Buddies OPUS - masterful? Richard Dreyfus; stars 1.P.' in this emotional Throbbing female theatrics make an appearance at The Dubterranean very soon! • hogwash about a music Visible Nipple productions present their debut - Cherrhez La Femme... teacher and his pupils. (Harm i& Ahowsette C moved. the succi snarli d ,..; ■trip.my The Nahla:1411iSi) ,.5.4 mien Wrea king :is at ....owe-naive ■beyond the window of the group called Visible Nipple Their work is entirely self-devised r•mpty clothes shop, two Productions bnng Cheraw. lir and I a says here) they "strive to lorgotten shop dummies watch Fenune to the Dutkerranean Cafe. produce original, challenging COPY CAT - still in ■ a.. a dangerous threesome A black comedy, the production works and allow the iltItliCtlee too by a whisker. r■kms. 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DuestitnThecksu In 11.00 90s student eitss-up Verb treble The VIPs (1963); 12.00 News: 8.30 White Fang; 9.00 Mighty Pink Panther Show. 9.50 Moppet Treasure raw 2 00, vodka & mixer still only £1 75 asw5 Weather, 12.05 Call My Bluff: Max; 9.20 Actne8. 9.45 followed by Crimestoppers; California Dreams. 10.20 4.00,6.00 biter. lager and cider just 85p a 12.35 Going For Gold; 1.00 SuperTed; 9.55 Spot; 10.00 12.30 News: Weather. 12.55 Gamesmaster, 10.45 Mork And Sense and Sensibility 8.10 pet Trek: 10.50 Home And Away; 1.25 It's A News: Weather; 1.30 Regional Playdays. 10.25 Star Mindy; 11.15 Dog City. 11.35 News Weather. 1.40 Neighbours: The Tick; 11.10 Randall And Vet's Life; 1.55 Coronation Cottage Road Primes II Wildside; 12.05 The Adventures 2.00 Snowy River - The Hopkirk (Deceased), 12.00 Great Street, 2.25 Cooking At The Babe 11 00 Time Tunnel - with the best in Of Tintin. 12.30 Sesame Street; Toy Story 200, 4 00. 6.00 nigh NAG and camp classics McGregor Saga; 3.30 Playdays: Crimes And Trials 01 The 20th Academy, 2.55 A Country Twelve Monkeys 9.20 t prn-2.ant 3.50 The Silver Brurnby, 4.15 Century: 12.30 Working Lunch; Practice; 3.20 ITN News; 3.25 1.30 Madeline; 1.55 Waterways; 2.25 FILM: Rembrandt (19361; MGM Funnybones 1.00 Wishing; 1.10 The Season; Calendar News; 3.30 Alphabet The Pleasure Rooms 4.00 The Four Horsewomen; 4.30 Primal Fear 1 15, 5.15. 8.00 The Good Life Doors 9.45prn- 4.20 Jonny Briggs 1.40 A Horse Called Valley, 2.10 Castle; 3.40 Wizadora; 3.50 Brie Babe 1 Co. 3 00 2arn Admesion £3.50 NUS. £4 4.35 Rugrats The Andrew Neil Show; 3.00 Aileron's Magic Adventures Of Fifteen To One; 5.00 Ricki Lake; ExeceriveDeciwon 5.15 ate others. Drinks pronxiiions - £1 a 5.00 Newsround News: Weather; 3.05 The Natural Mumfie, 4.00 Garfield And 5.45 Terrytoons; 6.00 Blossom Sgt. BMW 1.00 3.00 pint & £1 pea 5.10 Blue Peter World; 3.55 News; 4.00 Today's Friends, 4.15 The Adventures Of Twelve Monkeys 515 8.00 6.25 Home Improvement Neighbours The Day; 4.30 Ready, Steady. The Dry Deck 5.35 Captain Zeelig; 4.40 Spellbinder 6.55 Murun Buchstansangur Odeon Gwen Srrafh - 80's & India with 6.00 News: Weather Cook, 5.00 The Oprah Winfrey 5.10 Home And Away. An 7.00 Channel 4 News: Moppet Treasure Island 12.40 Helen from Brighton Beach. 6.30 Regional News Show. 5.40 A Week To anonymous benefactor Weather 3.15 5.50 Magazines Remember Things To Do In Denver When pays off Angel's mortgage, 7.55 The Slot the Moe 7.00 Small Talk. Ronnie Corbett 5.50 Wartime Weddings while Plugger and Zinc are You're Dead 820 dope Sta.i.inin drum & bass 8.00 Brookside. 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Dennis the change the rhythm of brain flash on and olf in seoeciLL Menace gets a bloody great waves, so altering the state of circular patterns. trigged consciousness, This principle. change in brainwerve axis light-bulb appearing above called entrainment, was first The more advanced models his head and Chris Evans discovered in the 1930s when Caine complete with a lihmry of pound-signs before his eyes. neurologists noted that a simple. pre-progranimed patterns. An idea. A mere spark or pulsing, light was sullietent 10 intended to induce a tailor-rnade arativity. No-one can explain it. cause the brain's activity to effect in the wearer. Some quite it just 'pops in there' and he> follow a similar frequency. As extraordinary claims are made presto. you've written a best- the rate oldie strobe light was for these machines. including seller or invented something so increased or deg eased, so the experiencing sate psy cheilelie AO' ingenious-yet-simple, that a hntinwaves followed suit. The tri of light and colour, deep million people will wonder why frequency and type of the brain re non and instant mind iffraP they didn't think of it first wases procluced ate responsible expansion (including the near tall' course, such moments for the state of consciousness, sleep stage where the brain don't always change the world. faster beta waves are associated appears increasingly receptive to nor do they only happen to creative thought. ) 'geniuses'. Who hasn't struggled The effectiveness of the system with a crossword clue forages. Some quite at altering brainwave patterns. only to have the solution and therefore. conceivably the magically appear as you're extraordinary state of consciousness. has been sitting on the loo? That elusive studied by various medical opening paragraph for your claims are made researchers. They found that essay is always so obvious when children with hyperactivity (who you're lying in bed. 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The scientists think diem rather far- We are very busy and expanding ponder grandiose notions about majority of interest was based on fetched. William Fowler, of the chickens. eggs and trees falling a small range of entrainment Massachusetts Early Learning Immediate starts in deserted forests and some frequencies. at which the Centre rather poet-pons on the people take drugs. tObv nasty subjects experienced deep- idea that geniuses do indiesil pull not the illegal kind, because peaceful, trance-like states. their ideas out of the blue. He SILVER SERVERS £3.85 per hour they're. well, illegal 1 dream-like visions and other insists that such inspirational If you believe the hype, then 'unexpected sensations'_ flashes are merely the KITCHEN PORTERS £3.25 per hour there is now a quick-n-easy route Nineties-style entrainment consequence or weeks or years to such mind-expanding systems are now available for of hard slog on the subject. and Various hours available, covering enlightenment. 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Here you will find the new films turd videos, great interviews. are aimed at everyone and are neatly Wailing wall, the holiest Jett. ish impressive photography throughout int] sectioned into categories from 'Pleasures stte.the third lintiat fshisiiiii site an eye catching lay out, it is easily of decadence Silenced Voices' of Temple Mount and the sites of to . Unlike superior in every area. At E2 50 it is some similar publications of this kind Jesus' trial. erneifi 'skin. Nasal and quite pricey but is well worth the the LR is not boring. Important welters resunrction. Quite hilly thee Ifs expense. Whether you're a film huff feature as reviewers and Auheron not really •iurpreong suavity vy ant ii wanting to know the ins and outs of control of the place. 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A vital source of aid to famine and natural disaster victims in the third world, baby Jesus and invited anyone that would listen to his Birthday Oxfam plays an equally vital role in the Leeds community. This week Claire O'LEARY talks to David Cowan, manager of the Headingley depot party Absolutely cuckoti. The hospital specialising in this of Oxfam, about charity work as a career possibility for forthcoming graduates and any other students with time on their hands. synchonse has given up trying to persuade these people that they your hie is lacking purpose. don't have anything against big htmeaty And commitment air all refreshing!" Helping 041l on (yi cour,e, working. am not who they say they are it yi ni spend hours money-making companies, but that is required So if job collection nand,. Liz. has had for Oxfam is difficult fix When two men claiming robe the I:-ontemplatine the spread 01 the idea of all my hard work rejectirms have left you the opportunity to travel around financial reasons since roughly messiah were put 'together they your student beer gut then !molts. going to line the pocket of one dishantencit it's good to krx rw the Leal,. area. "Before working 90 per cent of workers are cacti accused the tither of being this is just what the carer doctor person really makes me glad I that Oxtail welcomes you with kir Oxfam. I had never ventured voluntary. However, it am lire impsvaer ordered. Oxfam is a very friendly work hem You know your ripen amts Lit flake, a French touch further than the campus." seen as a stepping-stone to Jerusalein is a diverse, egg-anis:ink in which is always on efforts arc helping lots of people finalist who works every Friday Having voluntary work careers in the chanty li ti 'wresting and beautiful place tt■ the 104.-out bur new helpers .... in all sorts of ways. whether it's at Oxfam, says she is really experience is a great bonus for VSO. or simply tes ti liO There is something for I asked David Cowan what behind the scenes.colleding happy working there "I had It its your CV. 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Two to look out for: Two to look out for: Two to look out for: Two to look out for: Room (Barcelona) MIKKLL BR:), IF Cologne) FlatNANooCuisro (Pat-mai HAs.sis Stikurt Itialatasuray One of the hest passers of the A target for Middlesbrough: A burly centre-hall who has Better known simply as Hakan, bull in European football_ He this tall. robust striker will need proved his worth in a league that this young striker is Turkey's WHEN AND possesses a vast repertoire of to lake the pressure off the is notorious for finding out poor finest export. Did not light up skills even by Croatian Laudrup brothers by scoring his defenders, Portugal's hopes rest the Italian league when playing WHERE standards. Plays his club football fair share of goals Euro 06 will on this man's ability to shore up fur Torino but has averaged a in front of 120,000 at the Nou he a huge step up in class from a leaky buck four. goal every other game at Sun 9 June, 19:30 Camp so will have no problem the German second diViS1011. Rut CasTA (Fiorentinal international level. Denmark v Portugal coping with the big occasion. Kist Vii.ftwr (Brondby) Another Italian basksed player who Tuom knomod u Glasarayl DAvoa St .SEir. The SlatWarl of the Danish has enlivened supporters with his Stylish midfielder who is more (Hillsborough) Forget Klinsmann or Mut srcrt. midfield with 74 caps, Controls pin-point passing arid niaiy at home in an attacking role. Mon 11 June, 19:30 this soon-to-be Real Madrid the middle of the park and is dribbling skills. Scorer of an Famous over here as he helped Turkey v Croatia player is the striker to watch. more than capable of adding to iititrageous lob which effectively emharass Manchester United in (City Ground) the European Cup three sc.o Twelve goals in qualifying his impressive tally of five dumped the Republic out of Euro Fri 14 June, 16:30 games is testament to a qualifying goals. agti. phenomenal goal seining talent. Portugal v Turkey (City Grou)d) Verdict: Verdict: Verdid: Verdict: Sun 16 June, 18:00 On paper the worst side in the Their talent and determination to With Schroeichei in goal and Paulo Sousa. Luis Figo and Croatia v Denmark brothers Michael and Brian Costa combine to form possibly championships They- lack any succeed arc unquestionable. (Hillsborouzh) Their starting I I is the most Laudrup in midfield and up the most exciting midfield on kind of big name and stiffer settled in the competition. iron' respectively. they have view. lithe forwards can cons en from a se ere shortage or Wed 19 June, 16:30 However, they have no real quality throughout the side. the chances that will certainly confidence. They have. Croatia v Portugal however, come a long way experience or major tournaments On their day they will be a conic then way, Portugal will (City Ground) score a Maul. Their pr i~blem logo from being the w hipping boys and injuries could hit them hard. match for most, but unlike the Turkey v Denmark They did not look strung against last rime, a quick exit looks the at the hack and it is cm defensive of European football. They a weak England side. Overrated. most likely outcome. performances that the side's may briefly surprise a few (Hillsborough) chances will depend. underrated. people during their short gay

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DAMON S Who should be the first to the chequered flag? Damon Hill Michael Schumacher WHAT exactly has Damon WHEN Michael Schumacher Hill done to offend the British crunched his Ferrari into the public? He has had an almost unforgiving Monte Carlo flawless season, yet there is barriers on Sunday it was a still only the most begrudging genuine shock to the closely respect for his driving. knit Formula One fraternity. Furthermore, that respect Such an uncharacteristic seems to have come about mistake is something usually because Damon is the sole associated with the accident English driver currently prone Hill or headstrong Jean performing well. now that Alesi. That this error stirred Nigel Mansell's ego and such surprise is indicative of the waistline are too big for a casual regard in which McLaren. and Johnny Herbert Schumacher's enormous talent has disappeared to the back of is currently held. Massively the field to race his Sauher underrated, the German's Milkfloat against such gods of uncanny and unequalled F I as Katayama. Badoer. and driving ability is often Lamy. dismissed as fortunate Damon's problem stems from Opportunism in a generally last season, when his driving poorly talented field in which was often as embarrassing and the site of your wad counts for unconvincing as his acting in more titan the quality of your the Pizza Hut commercial. Dreadful under pressure. or Schumacher, claim the when in traffic, Hill managed to critics, is as faceless as the shunt Schumacher off the track tedious, processional races he twice and then spin off tin the leads and usually wins. But a first lap in front of the main sunny disposition does not +cm grandstand, at the German Grands Prix. A streak of Grand Prix. ruthlessness, not evident in Yet people forget that two Damon Hill, distinguishes the seasons ago. Damon was just a good drivers from the greats point away frum the world title. and the driving of the double and was only denied by World Champion is currently Schumacher barging him from proving worthy of comparison the track in the final race. with F I legends. Few doubt. that the German would have Blowing matched Ayrton Soma's Speed- It has to he admitted that lap for lap: his awareness and Hill has the best car, but he can uncanny ability to draw on his do no better than win every own reserves of skill whilst not taxing the car are unparalleled. race he at ►tts, But for his engine blowing up when well Wunderkind ahead in the Monaco Grand Mx, and a bad start from pole 11 is ite these reasons-that position at the European Grand Ferraii swooped on Michael, Prix, he would probably have shelling out an astonishing Eli done that million for the services of the His record this year speaks German •underkind. Having for itself, Four wins front six dispensed with the erratic races. and in qualifying, three genius of Alegi and the sexually pole positions and three second rampant but increasingly places. His driving has been lacklustre Berger, they safely flawless. apart from that pour reasoned that with all the scan at the Nurburgring. and an mechanical elements in place, unlucky collision with the Schumacher was the key to 'roadblock on wheels' that is their return to World TALK OF great exhilaration when (If course. it is the potential fur 'hie Pedro Diniz. Championship 'glory. •popping Mlles and getting high' air', and mating jumps that creates It is useless to compare Hill And so it has proved_ By Alex Gubbay and Joel Kaufman may give you a misleading the biggest appeal. There are plenty of with Michael Schumacher, a Whether you condemn him for impression about snowboarders and Most boarders would however complex spins to learn, with sneaky man who could become one of scooping the cash and running, their baggy 'grunge' clothing. The agree that snowboarding is very frontsiders and unbelievable 360s the the all time greats of Motor or sacrificing immediate truth is somewhat different. different to ski-ing. both in terms of norm for the more ambitious boarders. Racing, and who this season is success for a demanding new Snow hoarding is now a rapidly Due to be officially recognised as driving an inferior cur. The challenge. Schumacher's technique and sensation, and has expanding sport. It has surf iced the an Olympic sport alongside the other point is that Damon Hill is reputation remains untarnished arguably more in common with sports 'one year wonder' tag that so badly like surfing and skateboarding. To more recognised alpine events for the currently making full use of the as he sits smugly in a no-lose afflicted the monoski. and has first time at the Japanese Winter ability and technology he has situation. begin with, there are no poles. or established itself in recent years ins the Games in 1998, snowbuarding is available to him. He may not The reluctance to praise his special clothing, and your feet arc credible alternative to two skis. Like placed across the board so that turning definitely here to stay. have the all round brilliance of genius is difficult to understand, skis. snowboards are largely graphite left and right actually involves leaning For on- inffirmation. please rontact Schumacher. the potential of but it obviously doesn't trouble bawd with metal edges. Depending on ► backwards and forwards. This more the 1-AI Snowhoanling (bile Coultharti, or the flair of Alesi. him. After ail. when the !tether the board is designed for all- natural movement makes for a more r weekly meeting.s 3pm Ents Hall en the but as world champion elect, he chequered flag falls it is the anfl action, or for a particular style deserves a break. And I don't Grinning German who'll keep relaxed and gracctul motion... at least (Minn) or Joel ten 1)802-947-95 - with slalom or freestyle, a new when the hoard is on the slope mean with a crowbar! on smiting... •.ird can cost anything up to £(f00. Their first 'expedition' is on Su anyway! June 2. tnTamworth Snowdome. Chris Leadbeater Steer Cooper

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,\ HUNDRED students turned out to play in the L.MUSLI Rugby Seveth last weekend. And in a SHOOTING STAR style similar to Yul Brynner. Chris Heal "carefully selected" the team that proved in be the Awards provide fitting finale to fantastic season Magnificent Seven, The tournament pitched experience against enthusiasm. By Zoe Feller 'Everything but the Tratnels' had a full complement of LMU first XV tram playera, and showed 1111.1 netball squad were good form in heating the ever crowned Team of the 'fear hopeful mixture of rugby, at the IMUSLI Sports Club athletics and football talents that gala dinner. H was a fitting were 'Mazias Merry Men' by tribute to one of the most 1114 successful recent seasons The well organised event for the club. reached the knock out stage with They reached the semi finals 'The Trennels' playing 'Kirkstall of the BUSA national Warriors' and 'The Magnificent tournament and won the ~even' playing 'Adel Angels' in prestigious Isle of Man semis. competition. They even made Two extremely competitive up half the team which Ames combined to produce a triumphed in this year's Arthur final in which Chris Head Andersen 'It's A Knockout' (Leeds a Austin Healy (Letecater challenge. Orrell). Dave Parry I Keighley) among other club players hoed Success has been achieved up against Nick Brown (next through a combination of hard year's first XV captain), Jim work, the odd hit of good Wright (West Hartlepool) and fortune, and some tremendous other LMUSI.' players. individual talent. Every member Despite the inevitable rainfall. of the squad has played at the atmosphere and spirit of the county level and many have final could not he dampened. attained regional recognition. with 'The Magnificent Seven' Theresa Ireland had been eventually winning 4910 selected for England under-2 1 Winning captain Chris Mad, trials and nest year's captain awarded with a shield, was Vikki Doyle captained England "pleased with his team" and at under- 18 level, threatened that there. would be a Continuity sequel next year Perhaps we will see 'The Most of the squad have been Magnificent Seven Ride Again'. playing netball since primary teams. LMUSLI beat Cambridge LETTING THEIR HAIR DOWN: The netball team celebrate their season in style school and represented home in the final. but it was their and university counties. The victory over LoughhOtOtlith present team has remained which pleased them most. virtually unchanged since last Loughborough had beaten them year and this continuity has in the BUSA competition, and helped build up a forting team as in so many university sports spirit. READY FOR A HOLIDAY are considered to he the hest in 14.1044 Vikki Doyle, who along with the country. 100 Theresa Roddis has played for No.14: Brian lara's 501 South Africans Northern Universities. chose her Leeds Gladiator about to jet away By Zaki Cooper favounie moment of the season In January. the club played as their victory over Crewe and hosts to a visiting South African VERYONE remembers Brian Alsager in the quarter finals of Learn. who had beaten both the OF ALL the netball I .sea's record-breaking score of the BUSA tournament. This Scottish and Welsh under- 21 players, Kerryn Sampey. was not just because it gave elected Sportswoman of 51.11 not out against Durham in teams before they even reached IOW. but few recall that he them a place in the semi-finals, Leeds. The match against the 'Year at the awards but also because it was a great benefited from tau massive LMUSU was a tight affair. the dinner, is probably the strokes of luck early on in his team performance_ The game South Africans eventually was at Beckett Park. and most famous. innings. gorunning out the winners by six She has mark her name this avenged their defeat from the First he ss as clean howled off season with her performance previutia season in front of a no-ball and then Durham With many of the players on ITV's pop-sport vociferous support. fielders watched in horror as graduating this year netball will programme. 'Gladiators' The club 'sent a combination wicketkeeper Scott dropped an start next season with where she destroyed the likes of lima and second team players easy chance. Haring Nam let off something of a clean slate. But of Jet and Lightning and to the national competition on the hook, there was no stopping if the team demons( rates the became the only English the Isle of Man It was a full the Antiguan left-hander as he set spirit that underpins the club in person this year to win the weekend competition. with his sights on the world firs•chisa general and the same strength Ashes. football and rugby Learns .,.1i vidual batting record. and skill, who knows what Kerryn is also captain of the competing as well as 43 netball The inevitable happened might happen. LMUSU gymnastics team and •, hen he walloped the had reached county level in penultimate hall of the day both gymnastics and netball through the covers to reach the before university. When she got magic landmark, promptly A rough guide to netball to Leeds. she decided to announcing to the consternation concentrate on gymnastics. of howlers across the globe that NETBALL, has never been It is played exclusively by That was until this, her final he was "not yet a complete so popular. Following last women which has been year. when she was picked for player." suggested as the reason for it the second netball team. She summer's World Cup in looks at the strengths of all the which England reached the remaining a minority sport in I 1. TO R Over )lull the UK. Yet it is far more individual players as the semi-finals, the sport has foundation of their winning Maintained the unbeaten television friendly in the record of the Ilia! women's enjoyed something of a southern hemisphere countries. season: TV STAR: Is gymnast and netball star Kerryn the new Anna Walker? boom period. "There is not one weak link cricket team and guaranteed where it receives almost as programme on Cable activities_ Certainly a fat cry their progress into the last 16 Played in almost all schools in the first team. Each much coverage as rugby and Television_ from the wind swept Isle of of the BLJS.% competition. nationwide, it is now reaching a individual player has their own cricket, in both the press and on The programme V • ill feature Man! Opener Alison )bunt; tip top quality.- far wider audience. The big four television. sporting holidays around the "It was quite strange really. scored with a personal best of land they are big!) of Australia. Even the foothalling Neville Cable country and later the world. The company just saw my 46 and in tandem with New Zealand. South Africa and family have got in on the act. and will provide a great photo in the Yorkshire Evening captain Panay' Joshi ensured Great Britain dominate the with Phil's twin sister Tracey Graduating this year. opportunity to interview sports Post. and offered me a job that the target of 128 was world game, but it is now playing for the England U-21 Kerryn's sporting career will personalities and travel around Now all I have to do is learn reached with only three becoming increasingly popular squad. take a new twist when she the world testing different how to present!" wickets down and five rivers in other countries begins presenting a television to spare. 35

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LUU 36 Cardiff Institute 20 Men's Rugby League report by Alun Watkins AND GLORY CHALLENGE CUP to coi' first after the rugby beckons for interval. but Leeds fans LUU's rugby league had no need to worry as the rampant Richardson side after they beat claimed two more tries on Cardiff Institute to his way to winning the take the national man of the match award. premiership trophy. Following the Resolute disappointment of losing The Instittne's players the student cup national were able to use their pace final, the team made out wide to register some amends with a comfortable fine tries but Leeds' victory. This gives them .a defence remained resolute place in next season's and never looked like competition alongside letting the result clip. They famous professional teams possessed the perfect reply such as Wigan and St to such ad% enturout: Helens. and a place in the attacking play with their national students Super own speed merchant Dave League. Harrison. who was sent Raoul Simons put over for a try worthy of Leeds ahead early on after champions. charging down a Cardiff The experienced Leeds kick, and Armitage added skipper le? Shires and the first of his many young midfield general conversions. Buoyed by Danny McCormack this early piece of continued to marshal! their opportunism, the Leeds troops well as both teams forwards moved into top tired. Ak the final hooter gear and began to sounded, the jubilant dominate a much bigger Leeds supporters invaded Cardiff side through strong the Odsal Stadium pitch. running and ferocious and both Shires and club defending. ESSEX GIRLS: The national champions... and their skis captain Rob Lowe were Joe Moran and Antonio hoisted shoulder high. Richardson were ADVERTISEMENT When asked his OUTSIDERS LUU By Zoe Feller particularly effective, the opinion of the thrilling 6- latter following influential took everyone by 21) victory, an elated and She soon made up the time honker Graeme Sarjeant surprise when the uncharacteristically with some powerful skiing across the Cardiff goal line emotional LW: e could Women's Ski team won after side-stepping hack up the to give Leeds a 16- point only answer: "I'm a very the parallel slalom slope. Do you want to advantage at half time. happy man." But elimination still looked Cardiff quickly rallied league in Essex last weekend. likely until Swansea skied through the wrung finish gate. They stormed through The judges reversed their the qualifying regional earn £8,000? original decision to award the rounds unbeaten, but faced race to Swansea and granted a Leeds Student is looking for a full time still competition in the re-run, which LUU won finals against the likes of comfortably. Business Manager. This is a 10-month post Birmingham and Ritchie Wilcock. LUU Ski selling advertising space and promoting club captain. was delighted Loughborough, two very Britain's biggest weekly student newspaper. experienced teams. and announced that Leeds had What should have been a "the best women in the simple victory against country". the successful candidate should: Swansea in the early rounds -Unfortunately. the mixed • deal confidently with estahltshecl/ potential advertisers learn were nut quite as turned into a nightmare as • introduce innovative methods for generating funds and Helen May went the wrong successful as the women. raising the profile of the paper way around the first gate. sinking to 12th place. design and lay out advertisements ' maintain records of the paper's financial performance demonstrate commitment to Leeds Student newspaper

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FIREBOMBS and By ADDIE 441415 say was well planned and missiles were hurled at premeditated", was a retaliation carefully orchestrated police into LA." for a drugs raid at a local pub, police by a rioting mob ambush. A police patrol car was Local residents remained The Little Park. on Thursday. who went on the rampage lured to the scene by three terrified in their homes. Leeds Central MP. Derek in the heart of a student masked men in a ear and then anxiously watching the drama Faichett, whose constituency residential area. attacked by the 50-strong mob unfolding outside. '1 saw about includes the Hyde Park area. 40 of them running down the Fifty hooded youths. armed who emerged from behind a condemned the violence as burning barricade. road after a car, shouting "criminal"_ with baseball hats and petrol The officers escaped and obscenities," said a 79-year-old "This was wholly bombs. set the streets of Hyde called in support. Police wearing widow living on Hyde Park unacceptable." he said. "We Park ablaze. torching more riot gear moved in and became Road. cannot allow the drug traders. if than 20 cars and terrifying engaged in a two-hour running -There were big tiles and 1 that is what they are. to run the shocked residents. battle with the youths. could hear stones and bricks streets. Many were forced to leave Eyewitnesses described the being thrown. I didn't dare look " "There is no question of their houses, fearing the flame6 area as a 'battle zone'. "ft was Police were tunable to catch accepting this sort of behaviour. would spread. The violence incredible. So much was on fire." the thugs who eventually These people must be arrested erupted at 10.50pm on Friday said Law finalist Dan Richmond dispersed nearly two hours later and is believed to have been a "Leeds now seems to have hinted They believe the riot, which they Page 2 Column 6 INSIDE: E ewitness 2 Student reaction 3 Picture sto 4-5 Comment 6, Background 7 fragmentation. The with the sense of belonging car they hadn't fired, THE morning after the night intolerable crime levels have for once being apparent for before and every thing is We watched, fascinated led to a community living in this collection of outsiders. quiet. The flaming cars are and fearful. impotent to do constant fear of victimisation. But when the police charged gone. as is the violent crowd anything and frightened for Joy riding is a nightly them, led by a riot van, their own safety., despite being and the armoured riot police. our occurrence, as is the sound of nerve hlew and only limited inside. It seemed if the The streets are deserted and screaming burglar alarms resistance was offered as they escalating violence would everyone is lying low - the and police helicopters - the made their retreat. continue to grow, with the only people out there are riot, although shocking when The show of force by the rioters desperate for reporters searching for the it occurred, did not come out police was enough to disperse confrontation f'or any story. and here it is: EYEWITNESS of the blue. the criminals, but in the animate target to take the Cars exploding, that was Finally, the police did take interim period it was the place of the inanimate ones had sparked the uprising. the first of it. Youths turning action. and the force with rioters who had made the they had tired of. For this primeval cars over and setting them which they acted surprised strongest point. alight. dragging them Into the The scene of devastation confrontation had been the rioters. They had made Luckily. no-one was Our dash middle of the road to act as before our eyes w as seeded by a police crackdown numerous charges toward physically injured. but the barricades, stationary something out of a movie. on crime in the area. and the police tine on the border mental scars will he a long weapons against police with blazing cars surrounded after the problems of of their territory, but stayed time in healing. just as they retaliation. Gathering by hooded youths - it was Thursday night had chased a safe in their own hinds - they did the last time. There is a for safety weapons from wherever, the Mad Malt in Leeds 6. There car into the urea, and the needed to meet the opposition masked gang circled had been a return to the disaffected had hit back. present unease. with the on their own terms. Working knife-edge atmosphere ready The tirebombings made frustatedly, damaging basest instincts. a group of High unemployment levels and the complete lack of a each other up into a frenzy. to explode at the slightest students fear for their lives property and taunting the animals protecting their sense of community in the the strength of the group notice. in their own homes, police. buzzing the police line territory from the outsiders, with a stolen CTI. the only after an intrusion by aliens area have led to social emotion was all powerful, Ben Cook including Leeds Student journalist ALEX GUBBAY

WE first became aware of the events taking place in the surds VISITOR'S REVISION WRECKED BY CAR FIREBOMB outside our house while watching Leeds 6 television in mound I 1:15prii. At first, we thought the loud nilises and hanging were simply corning on fire from next door. But all isf a sudden, we saw four youths in CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 hooded tops and hataeavas standing just the other 4ifir of our and brought to court". front window with baseball hats y exam notes Union officials were quick trashing the van parked right in to offer warnings and advice to hunt of our house. students. "When we found out Within stxonds, it was up in about the riot we put notices up flames along with the two can of in the union telling students not my housemates and all the others to go through Hyde Park." said parked nearby. From my mom at Sarah Reck, Welfare officer at the top of the house. I mild see LUU. various petrol bombs and "It was all very scary but we missiles being hurled up the road. turned to ashes have to remember it was not presumably from the gangs aimed at students. Students camped out further down. By ABBIE JONES must just he sensible and take As the fire quickly spread and care.- became more intense, all our EDINBURGH student Sarah Tweedy came to The incident is the third of from wiriduws cracked due to the Leeds to spend a romantic weekend with her its kind in less than two rears. hear When it was dear that the In July 1995 a similar violent gangs had disappeared. we boyfriend. But on Friday night she watched in outbreak occurred outside The decided we would be safer horror as her car was torched - and all her notes Jolly Brewer Pub which was outside on the streets than inside flames. razed to the ground. The attack the house, so we climbed for forthcoming exams went up in was also prompted by police somewhat precariously out of the "I wasn't even supposed ection against drug dealers. hack window and ran away to to come down until safety at the top of the road. Sunday but I'd had a really ROMANTIC Ambush Burning awful week so decided to And in June 1996 police were come early to relax." said ambushed by masked youths From here, it was obvious that the shocked student. "Now WEEKEND throwing firebombs on the fire brigade still hadn't turned Woodhouse Lane, just yards up. but also that the heavy ruin I'm even more stressed from the Leeds University had helped to quell the flames than before.'- GOES UP campus. from the burning vehicles. Within Sarah. who was staying in Police presence has now minutes. the fires were evemually Woodsiey Road in the midst been stepped up in the area in put outand riot police from of the violence. was in the an effort to prevent further Huddersfield moved in to secure IN FLAMES living room with her trouble. the Alta boyfriend and his housemates left at d came hack an hour later One of the policemen at the We were soon allowed to when the rioting began. and it really was a desolate site. scene said: "We have to show return to our house. and to see the The street was littered with this gang we will not be forced Hearing a growing damage done to the cars first burned-out cars". out for the sake of the people commotion they went to the hand, All of them had been The police and fire services here who want us. window to investigate and saw completely torched. and the bale arrived shortly afterwards and "We've got all the units in tour youths setting fire to a car metal remains of the outer shell, told Sarah the full extent of the West Yorkshire . 5,000 men - further up the street the seats and steering wheels trouble. She says she was unable on alert and we can get riot were still smouldering. Relief to take in what had happened: "I EXAM HORROR: Sarah's revision notes were destroyed when her gear just like that - which we Thankfully our house was still was literally shellshockeel. This car (below) was firebombed during the riots Pics: Ruth Arnie may well need again". intact, bear a few broken windows. "We all couldn't believe it but kind of thing would never although the nasty fumes lingered I just was relieved it wasn't happen in Edinburgh. I've in Vomity every room. mine." commented Sarah. "But always thought Leeds was Reporters then 10 seconds later it was mine violent but I never imagined it that was burning. 1 was angry but was anything like this,- Various camera crews and at tiro I thought 'It's only a car' - Sarah is now trying to claim press reporters SUM descended until I realised it had all my the cost of her car on her on the scene, intermingled with revision notes on the back seat. insurance and is planning to police officers who were "What was more worrying return to Edinburgh as soon as questioning residetus in order to though was that there were shot- possible. determine the exact course of gun cartridges in the boot which Her burned-nut vehicle has es ends. Once the rabble had I was supposed to deliver to my been towed away but the area dis-persed. we ventured out once brother who's in the army- When around it is still black and more, this time onto Hyde Park the fire reached them they started charrecL Road. to go off and the whole car began "It's all just so unbelievable Here, humed-out can were to explode." and infuriating." she said. "I have already being removed, but ruler The students moved upstairs one week to get some more of the bricks and other 'resoles to a bedroom where they could revision notes but I won't be able used to attack the police, along survey the incident- However the to concentrate." with the wheeLs and wreckage flames began to come sO close to She added: " I suppose it's from torched vehicl. were the house that they were fumed one of those things but last night strewn all over the mad. I to flee out of the buck door I wasn't so calm_ I was on the remember one car in particular "The tire was whipping up to verge of telling my boyfriend he having to weave from side to side the front door and we were really either had to move or he in tatter to avoid crushing into worried it would reach us. We dumped!" something. COMMENT: TURN TO PAGE 6 2

THE LEEDS RIOTS RIOTERS TAKE

TORCH TO LS6 Firemob wreak havoc in student neighbourhood

TERRIFIED students By GARETH EVANS could only' stand and L a KEVIN PETTAIAN watch as violent Information Technology fresher, gangs rampaged saw his treasured car go up in Mutes. along with it his lecture through the streets Mites with petrol bombs "I was devastated when I and baseball bats. realised that my car had been Many were forced io tun heal. What is worse is that ull my notes were on the back seat. flee their homes along so I was shocked when I knew I Hyde Park Road and had lost them." Woodsley Road as gangs torched cars causing Scary thousands of pounds Some students also criticised worth of damage. the police for their slow Helen Russell. a German response. and their attitude towards the rioters once they and Philosophy finalist, arrived. witnessed the events unfold "The police don't do their on her doorstep. could see Job properly." said one resident the gangs of youths wielding who did not wish to be named. bats and clubs. and there -They've got to look after were some pretty big people. Instead. they simply explosions. 11 got really intimidate them and cause this terrifying when they came trouhk.- near to Our house." Others were still corning to terms with the dramatic events. Second year Combustion Science student Stuart Hilton "This was something else'". admitted Ulsterman Robbie said. "It was really mad ouiside McIlroy, who has recently as cars started going oil one by moved to Leeds to pursue a one. It was like a war zone - the teaching career. heat was so incredible Ihat it "rye lived in Belfast all my cracked our windows". life and never seen anything it." David Weir, a Business and TRAPPED AT THE FRONT UNE: Students in Woodsley Road look on anxiously as not police move In to take control Plc; Aka Gubbay

,71T,tg ®13 21G, (View from the battlegrouncf' "It was shit scary. It all petrol' at about 10.45pm, torched it. I heard that they happened so quickly and it and phoned the police might have gone mad makes you realise how straight away because I because there was a drug soon it could start again. knew something was going raid and they wanted to I'm glad Fin leaving nest to happen.' .how the police who was month." boss... "There was about 40 of the Rio "It was really frightening rioters running down my "I rind it really scary. You especially us I couldn't get street, but the amazing hear about these things in to my house because it was thing was how king it took other cities but it's much cordoned off. I'm beginning the police to arrive. 11 worse when its so close to to regret choosing to live in must have been about an home." Hyde Park next scat as hour and a half after the well." start or the violence heron: "We heard some banging they arrived. It was so going on so came outside to "My mate had his car done bizarre because everything take a look. Then we saw in with over a hundred seemed to happen in slow these cats on lire and really yol Pork Pull quid's worth of damage - motion." shat ourselves, The police they are rucking bastards," shouted at us, saying 'Get "l saw one bloke being hack! (let back ' • "i actually heard a couple of dragged out of his ear by the youths shouting 'Get the rioters, and then they Compiled by Matt Genever

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ABOVE: Meltdown for one of the 20 cars attacked during the riots. Several students' vehicles were wrecked, damaging contents including revision notes for exams just days away

RIGHT: Another car thrown on its side and set ablaze by the youths who went on the rampage. Local people looked on in shock at the flaming vehicles, anxiously keeping their distance in case of sudden explosions These are the startling images from a BELOW: Yet another car has its bonnet smashed in. The rioters wreaked havoc with student residential area. Pictures by baseball bats, devastating cars in the area E

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406.- ABOVE: The burned out wreck of a car on Woodsley Road, scene of some of the worst troubles. This vehicle has been forcibly moved onto the pavement before being set alight and thoroughly gutted

BELOW CENTRE: The clear-up operation begins. Police and fire engines arrived in the battle zone and set about the job of restoring order to the chaotic scene, calming anxious ght of terror in the heart of the students and clearing away the wreckage BELOW: A blaze on Hyde Park Road as seen h Arkle, Ben Cook and Alex Gubbay from a nearby house. Smoke rose high into the night sky after were torched by petrol bombs

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Pictures Ruth Arkle Ben Cook Alex Gubbay David Smith Jack old boy Reporting team Ben Cook Ben East HE nightmare Gareth Evans is hack. On Mau Gcncver Friday night, Jan I icnek terrified Abbie Jones T Barry McKernan students cowered in Kevin Penman their houses amidst anarchy in the heart Business Manager of Leeds 6. For them, Helen Whitcoals it's been a sickening Typeset vi house, revisit of last year's Primed 1) YorLvai re Post horrific scenes. Except and Sheffield Newspapers. this time it was worse. Special thanks to Geoff Shucked student Gregory and .41an eyew itnesses reported Woranon seeing 40 to 50 youths, sonic wearing balaclavas wielding baseball NIEETTNG LIMES and hats. charging lines a il' Arts not police. Charred cars Fridays. 4pm with melted bodywork littered roads in Books predominantly student Mondays, 2pm areas. The scorch marks of Clubs petrol bombs scar the Mondays, fipm streets. but not all of these scars are recent. The Features eaplosion of anger Thursdays. 3pm witnessed at the weekend was apparently an ■ Music -17 - Secretary, he hears ultimate orchestrated retaliation u, a responsibility for the Mondays, 5pm drugs raid carried out la) maintenance of law and order police in the area Exactly throughout the counts-v. As an News the same thing happened i ty $ BY BARRY MCKERNAN alumnus of Leeds University Fri. 2pm, Mon. I pin nearly a year ago and for and ex-president of the Leeds precisely the same drugs University Union, he has a Oudook related reasons. particular responsibility to Wednesday~, 3pm Have the police learned has the capacity to annually drugs raid? Will we be going dramatically. The new Labour guarantee the maintenance of nothing in the meantime? Their reduce areas of the city to over exactly the same points government famously promised basic safely in area where Picture.. actions a Year ago prompted lawless anarchy and there next yearand the year after? to he tough on crime and tough students predominate and on the causes of crime. Well where he Mondays, 2pin riots. Knowing that they were appears to be nothing the once used to live, to launch a drugs raid in the police can do about it_ HE depressing answer to Mr Straw, now's your chance, To get tough on crime in Sport same volatile area, could they AU students and their this last question is, Jack Straw, the new man in Leeds 6, he needs to act on the have made better preparations grandmother know that Leeds 6 Tprobably. Everyone charge of the nation's law and problem of the Leeds drug Wednesdays, I pm to prevent riots this time is a crime hlackspoi and there knows Leeds 6 contains some order, is a man more familiar gangh. That leads to riots. round? If they carry out similar seems to be an regular collapse very socially deprived areas_ with Leeds 6 than any previous (-Jetting tough on the causes of TV raids in the future, what of what's supposed to pass 101 The so-called underclass arc Horne Secretary. having lived crime is more difficult. Over to Tuesdays, 1230pm guarantees can they give to law and order there after heavy well represented in these areas there as a SfIlLirf11 As Horne v Sir Straw_ students in the area about their handed drugs raids. Street and raisin's( of the police is property and personal safety'? scenes more reminiscent of rife. The web of criminal, alai Editorial hotline: Is this son of thing going to Hellas' in the 'seventies appear drug dealers that live in the happen every time a drugs raid on the nation's TV screens and area complete the sordid ay"' gin=a aur_o (0113) 243 4727 occurs m the Hyde Park area? not police front across the picture. Large scale police where can se go from here? This ei your chance to send u firm if so, mayhe all students region arc dratted in to moves in such an area. raiding message in Home Secretary Jack Straw- Is it litre to get tough Newsdesk pager: should be warned before reinforce the paper thin blue dnig dealers or otherwise, are [in gdngs and 1$0 whatever force necessary to neutralise diem? renting houses in the urea. that line. Kate Ache hasn't yet hound to provoke a Pile in the pollee and hit then: ban! 01523 187 889 serious riots are an annual reported From Hyde Park, but discontented local response. as tweet-true. Annual this is surely only u matter of they ha.c., in other Cr lies. Advertising hotline: oceurrenceS like Christmas, ur time The police claim they're 12? 0891 770 105 What can possibly be done widely stretched across Leeds maybe Bonfire night, only with Quit &fives miss the real problem call Helen Whiteoak lots more bonfires. The to avoid a recurrence of this with insufficient resources. on (0113) 231 4251 frightening thing about all of appanintly annual problem? Certainly. under the this is that the drugs WM all the same things be said Conservatives. spending on the 0891 770 106 or 0850 488 543 ankterworld of Leeds evidently in the aftermath of the next big police fell and crime raise Calls charged at 50p per rniniitt ut all tune.

STUDENT SA YS Night of shame for the city YOUR car set ablaze and destroyed, your exam notes gone up in smoke, your nerves shattered as hooded youths hurl petrol bombs near your doorstep. Welcome to PAST TERRORS! The burned out wreck of a car set alight on Woodhouse Street during the last troubles in June last year Plc: Mike Cowling Leeds. Not the kind of menu likely to be included in any university prospectus. But the horrifying events of Friday night are the culmination of a dark side of student life that has become as familiar as lectures and beer. The catalogue of burglaries and assaults has been well documented. and Leeds 6 is infamous as a danger zone for student residents. But Friday night marked a new, desperate T r CURSE low point in the litany of terrors, Cowering That students should be cowering in their homes, witnessing masked youths torching vehicles on their very doorstep, beggars belief. But this is the nightmare scenario that was taking place for real Consider poor Sarah Tweedy. the student from Edinburgh visiting her boyfriend for the weekend. Her car was burned and gutted. destroying the revision notes she had for exams OF LEEDS 6 just weeks away. It is the worst kind of reception any city Friday night's drama was not an isolated incident. It came could give to a visitor. Parallels have been drawn with Belfast and in the context of violent confrontations that have dogged Los Angeles and. while the case should not be MEDIA CIRCUS student areas in recent years. JAN HENEK reports overstated, the seemingly annual Leeds not is an issue of national importance that the new Government has to tackle . Friday night's rioting On the night of the incident. viewed as premeditated For the students on the receiving end, the ROLLS UP HERE was only the latest a gang of about 50 youths had attack by a gang who had lured trauma on Friday night was every hit as episode in what is fast gathered near the pub and they officers into the area. At the terrifying as in many trouhlespots highlighted by JOURNALISTS were quick to began vandalising street lights tune some public figures spoke the media. descend on Leeds 6 as the student becoming an annual before going on the rampage. out blaming the influx of area became the centre of a media event in Leeds b. attacking police, setting lire to students for the breakdown of Target cars and hurling bricks through community in Leeds 6. Centre and hit national headlines. For the past three years. The cruel irony is that students were not the windows. It took more than However. local shop owners Shocked students were interviewed students have been target of the violence. They were the most ISO officer, to clear the rioters, felt that teenagers were to at the scene and gave eyewitness subjected to a yearly bout of 11111'm-inmate bystanders in the ongoing warfare although nobody was arrested. blame for the problems in the accounts of the violence that had anarchy on their doorstep. between local youths and authorities. area and Leeda Student argued taken place shortly before. This drugs battle is far from unique in with angry mobs rampaging Bombs that poor housing and rising They were seen and heard Britain, but in Leeds there are students being through the streets causing levels of pretty crime and throughout Saturday on bulletins Less than a year later in caught in the crossfire. widespread destruction. unemployment couldn't he broadcast by Sky News, Channel 5 Woodhouse. there were similar It is another stark demonstration of the sharp In July 1995. the Jolly blamed on students. and lot-al TV companies. as well as scenes as 20 masked youths, divide between students and the community, Brewer pub on Hyde Park The events of the past Few BBC Radio. for cars and hurled petrol with all us mutual feelings of fear and distrust Road was razed to the ground years have not come as a Some resourceful onlookers took bombs at police and tire crews How are students ever to feel integrated in what some people saw as a surprise to many students. photographs as the riots were in just yards from university flats. when they live in an area likch to explode at revenge attack by a well- despite a major initiative by the progress and offered them to local A helicopter circled the area almost any moment ' newspapers In the hope of payment organised gang of drug dealers and terrified locals were kept City Council to rebuild the and a modicum of fame. who had been stopped from indoors as the angry mob area. After the mayhem in No one who witnessed the Students were inevitably cast in conducting business there. pushed u burning car at police Woodhouse. many locals the role of unfortunate victims, while The pub's new landlord had lines. doubted whether police were Leeds riots will look at their broadcasters also focused on the made a determined stand The disturbance was over in doing all they could One drama's connection with past batiks against criminal activity but minutes, in sharp contrast to resident complained: "The home in the same way ever and drugs raids. thugs resentful at their loss of Friday night, when it took police don't seem ver again. It was a night to There was little analysis of trade paid him numerous visits rnorc than 60 not officers an interested in our problem-. potential solutions, though some and demanded protection hour and a hall to restore order They really ought to he doing remember for all the wrong called for tougher policing and harder money. His staff were regularly Like the latest incident, the something to stop incident ; \Lnessures to tackle young criminals...." threatened and on one occasion violence in Woodhouse was like this" reasons. he was seriously assaulted, 7 Our student homes have a GENUINE minimum standard of safety, security and comfort

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