Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO

Sun Aug 21, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

City Of Fire Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Tycoon The fun begins when commoner Fred Flintstone discovers that he looks exactly like J.L. Gotrocks, the business tycoon.

07:30 SMURFS G

The Fastest Wizard In The World/Sing A Song Of Smurflings

To counter Wild Smurf's blazing speed Gargamel finds a way to break all the speed limits in the forest.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

Beans and Pranks/ Movie Night

Slinkman goes undercover to find out who's been pranking the big moose.

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

Tashy 497

Modula finds another deadly beast to unleash upon the group.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Trials Of The Demon! After taking on the Scarecrow with the aid of the Golden Age Flash, Batman must travel to 19th century London to capture the Gentleman Ghost.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG

Robo Bobo

Rex discovers that Bobo has replaced himself with a robot duplicate.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

The Final Battle (Part 1)

Albedo has stolen the Ultimatrix from Azmuth and has used it to kidnap Gwen and Kevin. Ben goes to face Albedo and rescue his friends when he quickly discovers that Albedo has been working in conjuction with Vilgax.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI WS PG

There Go the Brides

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

11:30 WACKY RACES Repeat G

The Dopey Dakota Derby / Dash to Delaware

A wanted poster inspires Dastardly to disguise himself as a bandit. 12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG

If She Can Make It Here...

A whole new life awaits Whitney Port as she packs up her comfortable life in Los Angeles and heads for fashion-forward Manhattan. With an exciting new job at global design house Diane von Furstenberg and a brand new boyfriend, everything seems perfect in Whitney's world... that is until Whitney learns that her "uptown" lifestyle is a complete turn-off to her "downtown" boyfriend, who wants nothing to do with that world.

12:30 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

13:00 MANLY SURF WS TB As the season comes to an end the crew reflect back on some of the inspiring people and experiences which have made 2010 such an unforgettable year.

13:30 TAKE 40 LIVE PRESENTS... Repeat WS PG

GAGA LIVE at Sydney Monster Hall The excitement is building to fever pitch as thousands of Lady Gaga fans prepare to descend on Sydney Monster Hall for the music event of the year, GAGA LIVE, hosted by Kyle and Jackie O.

14:30 THE BACHELORETTE Repeat WS PG

The 18 opening-night survivors move into the mansion. One guy snares Ashley's first kiss, on a Las Vegas one-on-one date that includes wedding preparations. Another attends a private Colbie Caillat performance, also in Vegas. And 12 others dance with the hip-hop crew Jabbawockeez during a group date.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

16:30 THE VOICE Repeat WS PG

Blind Audition

With their backs turned to the contestants on stage, recording artists Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton listen closely to judge and ultimately choose which contestant they want on their individual teams - which contestants have THE VOICE?

18:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Jeremy, Richard and James drive three lightweight supercars across Europe in search of the best roads in the world. Jeremy finds out what happens when you put a Bentley engine into a Volkswagen Golf and Oscar-winner actress Helen Mirren does a lap on the Top Gear track.

19:30 HAMISH & ANDY'S GAP YEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG

Hamish and Andy have taken their misplaced sense of adventure to all corners of the Globe, and now it's New York's turn. Hamish & Andy's Gap Year will broadcast back to Australia from a makeshift studio in a Brooklyn factory in front a live audience of Australian ex-pats and holidaymakers. The show will continue Hamish & Andy's strong commitment to very silly ideas, from competing in catfish noodling competitions in Oklahoma to hidden camera antics with unsuspecting New Yorkers.

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Pie Hole, Herb

Alan goes too far in an effort to collect money he loaned to Charlie.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Damn You, Eggs Benedict

The men all decide to try new things. Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 SUPERHERO MOVIE 2008 Repeat WS AV

The team behind Scary Movie takes on the comic book genre in this tale of Rick Riker, a nerdy teen bitten by a radioactive dragonfly. Imbued with superpowers, Riker assumes a new identity as the Dragonfly.

Starring: Drake Bell, Leslie Nielsen, Sara Paxton, Marion Ross

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language

23:00 Repeat MA

Cripple Fight The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Some Violence 23:30 TAKE 40 LIVE PRESENTS... Repeat WS PG

GAGA LIVE at Sydney Monster Hall The excitement is building to fever pitch as thousands of Lady Gaga fans prepare to descend on Sydney Monster Hall for the music event of the year, GAGA LIVE, hosted by Kyle and Jackie O.

00:30 CRASH COURSE Repeat WS PG In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final Crash Course. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Clementine Gets Married Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from her scummy boyfriend, Steed. Will love conquer justice? Probably. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The Withholder Elliott promises to get revenge after Finch is taken advantage of by a woman. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Enrico Colantoni.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Chicago Wine Party Al becomes outraged when he learns that the city is attempting to pass a two cent beer tax. He takes his family to vote for the first time, then incites a riot.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

Love Letters On The Rocks

The discovery of a love poem addressed to Wilma makes Fred a jealous husband. Mon Aug 22, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Fun and Games Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

Lost In Paradise Melinda and Florence the Chicken find a new portal that leads to a hi-tech rubbish tip. The kids arrive to rescue her and are attacked by Welkin.

07:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG

There Go the Brides

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Randy Beaman/The Big Candy Store/Bumbies Mom

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Tough Luck

Gwen's Lucky Girl powers return when she buys a magical stone at a magic convention in Las Vegas.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS Repeat G

The Fastest Wizard In The World/Sing A Song Of Smurflings

To counter Wild Smurf's blazing speed Gargamel finds a way to break all the speed limits in the forest.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Tycoon The fun begins when commoner Fred Flintstone discovers that he looks exactly like J.L. Gotrocks, the business tycoon.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Yacht Murder Case After Tony argues with Jeannie on a yacht and she blinks home, two witnesses think that he pushed her overboard and murdered her. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Taking A Chance On Love

Darrin's client falls for Samantha thinking that she is Serena. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore When Al can't afford to pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job. Finding employment as a waitress at a burger joint, Kelly realizes why mother Peggy has never worked a day in her life.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Andrews Sisters Kim, Craig and Lucy don the parts of the Andrew Sisters and Bing Crosby, when Patti Andrews comes to the Unique Employment Agency looking for players of these parts for an Andrew Sisters Revival.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

Arnold, Boy Hero Arnold is opening an account at the Pixley Bank when two robbers make off with a bundle of cash and the pig's five dollars. The pair hides out at the Douglases' farm, taking Lisa, Oliver and Eb hostage.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

13:00 CRASH COURSE Repeat WS PG In this reality series, five two-member teams compete in extreme driving-course challenges with the final two teams battling it out on the final Crash Course. Orlando Jones and Dan Cortese are the hosts.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

High Octane

The Dukes fire up Jesse's old still to enter his moonshine as a fossil fuel substitute in a contest worth $20,000.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Puppetmaster Maya is convinced that her new boyfriend is sending her messages by way of the puppets that he uses on his children's television show. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Enrico Colantoni.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Wally Llama/Where Rodent's Dare

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

The Lurk Below Max's long-time friend has just built the world's only underwater resort, and Ben, Gwen and Max are invited for a sneak peak.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Used Car Dealer Kim and Craig buy a used car from Uncle Miltie's Used Car lot without a test drive. When they get the vehicle home they decide it is a piece of junk and want a refund.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Anybody Here Seen Jeannie Jeannie sabotages Tony's tests prior to his launch because she doesn't want him breaking his tether on a spacewalk and being lost in space. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

If The Shoe Pinches A leprechaun sent by Endora gives Darrin a pair of shoes that makes him terminally lazy. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Rye

With her new relationship with jazz musician John Germaine going well, Elaine lets Jerry in on the news. However, when Jerry then mentions it to a member of John's band, she worries about appearing too eager. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Weekend In Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, whose wants and needs interfere with Charlie's social life.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG Jeremy, Richard and James revisit their attempt to build amphibious cars, and face up to one of their biggest and choppiest challenges to date. Guest stars Jools Holland in the reasonably priced car.

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

A Jock Strap In Hell Discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th grade teacher, turned to stripping after her fling with Charlie, he tries to help turn her life around.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Friendship Algorithm

Socially awkward Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 TERMINATOR SALVATION 2009 Captioned Repeat WS M

Terminator Salvation

Set in post-apocalyptic 2018, John Connor is fated to lead the human resistance against Skynet and its army of Terminators. But the future Connor was raised to believe in is altered by the appearance of Marcus Wright, and Connor must decide whether Marcus has been sent from the future, or rescued from the past. As Skynet prepares its final onslaught, Connor and Marcus both embark on an odyssey that takes them into the heart of Skynet's operations, where they uncover the terrible secret behind the possible annihilation of mankind.

Starring: Sam Worthington, Christian Bale, Helena Bonham-Carter

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

00:00 HELLCATS Repeat WS PG

Don't Make Promises (You Can't Keep)

Savannah is shocked when Charlotte reveals the identity of her baby's father; Marti tries to get more information from her mom regarding her father; and the Hellcats are upset to hear that Memphis Christian is performing to the same song they're using for their performance at the Nationals.

Starring: Aly Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Hemmens, Robbie Jones, Matt Barr

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

01:00 HELLCATS Repeat WS PG

Woke Up Dead

Marti goes to the store where her deceased dad's guitar picks came from and meets a girl who fills in some missing pieces about her dad; and Dan uses the Hellcats in his film for his Lancer application; and Alice helps a school reporter on a story on student cheating.

Starring: Aly Michalka, Ashley Tisdale, Heather Hemmens, Robbie Jones, Matt Barr

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Supernatural Themes

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Puppetmaster Maya is convinced that her new boyfriend is sending her messages by way of the puppets that he uses on his children's television show. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Enrico Colantoni.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore When Al can't afford to pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job. Finding employment as a waitress at a burger joint, Kelly realizes why mother Peggy has never worked a day in her life.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Tycoon The fun begins when commoner Fred Flintstone discovers that he looks exactly like J.L. Gotrocks, the business tycoon. Tue Aug 23, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Bikes Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

One Man's Rubbish Katherine and Ben play an inter-world version of "pass the parcel" as they each try to off-load Francis Thief's loot from the futuristic rubbish tip.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Snowball

Snowball, an evil hamster that also wants to take over the world, interrupts the Brain's chain-letter scheme.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Wally Llama/Where Rodent's Dare

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

The Lurk Below Max's long-time friend has just built the world's only underwater resort, and Ben, Gwen and Max are invited for a sneak peak.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Legendary Smurfs/Gargamel's Last Will

Slouchy's junk is used by Gargamel to bargain for gold from two men writing a book on forest legends.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Astro-Nuts

Fred and Barney accidentally enlist in the army as astronauts.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Anybody Here Seen Jeannie Jeannie sabotages Tony's tests prior to his launch because she doesn't want him breaking his tether on a spacewalk and being lost in space. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

If The Shoe Pinches A leprechaun sent by Endora gives Darrin a pair of shoes that makes him terminally lazy. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Rock Of Ages

When Al wins a trip to Hawaii, he poses as an aging rock star to get into the first class lounge. Inside the airport lounge, he meets rock heroes John Sebastian, Peter Noone, Mark Lindsay, Robby Krieger, Richie Havens and Spencer Davis. Mistaking him for a fellow rocker, the musicians convince Al to perform with them at a benefit.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Used Car Dealer Kim and Craig buy a used car from Uncle Miltie's Used Car lot without a test drive. When they get the vehicle home they decide it is a piece of junk and want a refund.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Science Friction Caitlin falls hard for a rich, young, sexy philanthropist while the Mayor is threatened when Charlie temporarily takes over as acting Mayor. Guest stars Scott Wolf.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Rye

With her new relationship with jazz musician John Germaine going well, Elaine lets Jerry in on the news. However, when Jerry then mentions it to a member of John's band, she worries about appearing too eager. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Caddy

When leaving his car at work for several days creates the impression that he's a real go-getter, George is considered for a big promotion. Letting his car do all the work, he sneaks away for a few days with Susan. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Swamp Molly

Jesse's old moon shining friend Swamp Molly brings a truckload of trouble to the Duke family.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The List Jack is upset when he's bumped from a list of the most influential New Yorkers and actor Mark Hamill stalks Finch. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

King Yakko

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Ghostfreaked Out Ben's internal demons get externalized when Ghostfreak escapes from his watch and becomes a full-fledged being on his own.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Cement Worker Lucy disguises herself as a construction worker, complete with a jackhammer when she believes her precious antique ring has been lost in a batch of newly poured cement.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Moving Finger When Jeannie becomes jealous of Tony dating a movie star, she tries to become one but finds out that genies cannot be photographed. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Moma Sammy Endora zaps in a picture of Samantha's look-a-like aunt painted by Leonardo Da Vinci and then puts Darrin's name on it. Larry demands that he paint Louise's picture. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Caddy

When leaving his car at work for several days creates the impression that he's a real go-getter, George is considered for a big promotion. Letting his car do all the work, he sneaks away for a few days with Susan. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Principal Gallagher's Lover Charlie answers phones at Alan's chiropractic office while his brother's away, and turns the place into a brothel when he hires a masseuse. Meanwhile, Alan has to meet with Jake's principal to discuss a picture Jake drew.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 THE VOICE WS PG

The Battle

Coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton start to break down their teams with a little help from Sia, Reba, Adam Blackstone and Monica. And the singers show their talents by performing duets.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

21:30 THE BACHELORETTE WS PG

A flash mob and a comedy roast that scalds the Bachelorette are among the highlights as Ashley cuts the field from 15 to 12. The mob appears at an open-air L.A. mall, where Ashley and her date are dancing. And the roast is at L.A.'s Comedy Store, where one guy acts childishly and another cruelly. In fact, Ashley is so distraught that she cancels the cocktail party.

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Terrance & Philip: Behind the Blow The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:00 ECLIPSE MUSIC TV WS PG

Shura Taft and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.

00:30 SUPER STORM WS M

Save New York? The team has to accept that its research has been used with devastating consequences. It faces the ultimate dilemma: even though they didnt create the Superstorm, it will be implicated because its data has been used.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Garcia's Anniversary It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force, and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

The List Jack is upset when he's bumped from a list of the most influential New Yorkers and actor Mark Hamill stalks Finch. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Rock Of Ages

When Al wins a trip to Hawaii, he poses as an aging rock star to get into the first class lounge. Inside the airport lounge, he meets rock heroes John Sebastian, Peter Noone, Mark Lindsay, Robby Krieger, Richie Havens and Spencer Davis. Mistaking him for a fellow rocker, the musicians convince Al to perform with them at a benefit.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Astro-Nuts

Fred and Barney accidentally enlist in the army as astronauts. Wed Aug 24, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Can You Dig It Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

Artes Veritas Ben discovers that by pressing the points of the portal sign he can travel to a distant new world. Meanwhile, Veronica, in disguise as a New York art dealer, turns Stefan's exhibition into a success.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Around The World In 80 Narfs In 19th-century England, Pinky and The Brain accept a challenge to circle the globe in 79 days in order to gain a foothold in the British Empire and then conquer the world.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

King Yakko

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Ghostfreaked Out Ben's internal demons get externalized when Ghostfreak escapes from his watch and becomes a full-fledged being on his own.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Sassette's Hive

Renegade wasps capture the Queen Bee making Sassette the new Queen Bee.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Long, Long Weekend

A fun-filled weekend at an old friend's resort turns into a nightmare for the Flintstones and the Rubbles.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

The Moving Finger When Jeannie becomes jealous of Tony dating a movie star, she tries to become one but finds out that genies cannot be photographed. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Moma Sammy Endora zaps in a picture of Samantha's look-a-like aunt painted by Leonardo Da Vinci and then puts Darrin's name on it. Larry demands that he paint Louise's picture. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Death Of A Shoe Salesman While shopping for a burial plot for the family, Al and Peg discover they don't have enough money, so they have to be buried in the same casket.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Cement Worker Lucy disguises herself as a construction worker, complete with a jackhammer when she believes her precious antique ring has been lost in a batch of newly poured cement.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Brotherly Love Charlie attempts to interfere with Caitlin and Tim's burgeoning relationship. Meanwhile, Carter hires his sister to work at City Hall and will go to any length to avoid people discovering their connection. Guest stars Scott Wolf.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Seven

While shopping with Jerry, Elaine spots an old bike just like the one she had as a girl. But when Jerry is distracted by another customer and won't help her get it down, Elaine injures her neck. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

13:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Shower Head

As George works on his parent's move, the tenants in Jerry's building get new shower heads. But when Kramer's plea for a good place to shower sounds suspiciously like a drug deal to her boss, Elaine is fired. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Luke's Love Story A lady driver wins a spot in the Annual Hazzard Obstacle Derby, and Luke flirts with her and disaster as they tackle the course.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

How Nina Got Her Groove Back Nina is despondent at the retirement of a long time rival; Jack's desire to gain fame by naming a park after himself backfires. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

No Pain, No Painting/Les Miseranimals

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Dr. Animo And The Mutant Ray

Dr.Anino has broken out of jail and, intent on revenge, has been tracking Ben.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Johnny Carson When an evening out with Harry turns out to be a free taping of the origin of money, Lucy sneaks into the audience of the Tonight Show.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Djinn And Water Jeannie brings her great-grandfather to Cocoa Beach to teach Tony how to desalinate water. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Turn On The Old Charm Samantha gives Darrin an amulet that makes Endora be nice and courteous around him. After Endora realizes the trick, she makes Samantha and Darrin constantly bicker. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Seven

While shopping with Jerry, Elaine spots an old bike just like the one she had as a girl. But when Jerry is distracted by another customer and won't help her get it down, Elaine injures her neck. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Carpet Burns And A Bite Mark When Charlie learns that Alan has been dating Judith and hoping to get back together, he does everything he can think of to keep them apart.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 PRIMEVAL WS PG

Silurian Sands

Monstrous scorpions menace the team.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

20:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS M

Best H.O. Money Can Buy

Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Financial Permeability Sheldon's 'simple' solution to Penny's financial problem leads to a confrontation between Leonard and Penny's hulking ex-boyfriend.

Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

21:30 V FOR VENDETTA 2005 Repeat WS AV

V For Vendetta

A masked freedom fighter, known only as V, has taken up arms against the totalitarian government in a futuristic Britain. Finding an unlikely ally in a young woman named Evey Hammond, V urges the citizenry to fight the oppression of the state.

Starring: Natalie Portman, Hugo Weaving, Stephen Rea, Stephen Fry, John Hurt

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Very Coarse Language

00:20 SPARTACUS: GODS OF THE ARENA Repeat AV

Paterfamilias Batiatus sees his fortune on the rise and his future looking promising, until the sudden return of his father, which puts a crimp in his plan to attain a higher rank.

Starring: Jaime Murray, Dustin Clare, Lucy Lawless, John Hannah, Peter Mensah

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Sex Scenes

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Burning Man Festival The department receives $1,200 to get people off the streets, so Garcia decides to help out a hooker. But some people are beyond saving. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

How Nina Got Her Groove Back Nina is despondent at the retirement of a long time rival; Jack's desire to gain fame by naming a park after himself backfires. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners. 05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Death Of A Shoe Salesman While shopping for a burial plot for the family, Al and Peg discover they don't have enough money, so they have to be buried in the same casket.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Long, Long Weekend

A fun-filled weekend at an old friend's resort turns into a nightmare for the Flintstones and the Rubbles. Thu Aug 25, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Flight Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

The Battle of Mundi's World Ben is sick as a result of the Krellick scratch. His friends travel to Forest World to get the antidote but wind up in a huge battle against the Krellicks.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Fly After purchasing carefully selected properties, The Brain schemes to flood the planet and leave his holdings as the only dry land.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

No Pain, No Painting/Les Miseranimals

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Dr. Animo And The Mutant Ray

Dr.Anino has broken out of jail and, intent on revenge, has been tracking Ben.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

Chlorhydris's Lost Love Its Smurf Friendship Day but Chlorhydris tries to ruin it by switching Cupid's love arrows with her black heart arrows.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

In The Dough

Fred and Barney agree to take their wives place in a baking contest when Wilma and Betty catch the measles.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Djinn And Water Jeannie brings her great-grandfather to Cocoa Beach to teach Tony how to desalinate water. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Turn On The Old Charm Samantha gives Darrin an amulet that makes Endora be nice and courteous around him. After Endora realizes the trick, she makes Samantha and Darrin constantly bicker. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Old College Try

Bud's big plans to move into his college dorm are destroyed when Al and Peg manage to get their hands on his scholarship money and go on a shopping spree. Broke and dormless, Bud is forced back into the Bundy household.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & Johnny Carson When an evening out with Harry turns out to be a free taping of the origin of money, Lucy sneaks into the audience of the Tonight Show.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Shot In The Dark (Part I) Charlie and Caitlin argue as she plans to go to the Carribean for a week with Tim on the night of a police ride-along, but circumstances force them closer than either may have anticipated.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Cadillac

After returning home from a lucrative out-of-town engagement, Jerry decides to buy his father a new Cadillac. As Jerry is out looking for the car, a friend of Elaine's claims George is just the right type for her friend, Marisa Tomei. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat G

The Big Heist A masked gunman steals $30,000 from Boss Hogg and Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane and they, in turn, try to pin the crime on Bo and Luke Duke.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

How The Finch Stole Christmas

Finch seeks revenge for a measly Christmas gift. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Garage Sale Of The Century/Westside Pigeons

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Back With A Vengeance Ben's feeling cocky with the watch. He's "unlocked" its secret, and he can now become any alien he wants, whenever he wants.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Generation Gap Lucy and Harry agree to play parts in Kim and Craig's high school play about the history of the generation gap throughout the ages.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Whatever Became of Baby Custer A neighbourhood boy sees Jeannie performing her magic and tells Doctor Bellows. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Make Love, Not Hate Trouble abounds when a love potion met for Esmerelda ends up in the clam dip at the Stevens' party. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG

The Shower Head

As George works on his parent's move, the tenants in Jerry's building get new shower heads. But when Kramer's plea for a good place to shower sounds suspiciously like a drug deal to her boss, Elaine is fired. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.

18:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Your Dismissive Attitude Alan lets Berta stay at Charlie's house for a few days, which causes a rift between the brothers and forces Alan to look for a new place to live.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References AUSTRALIA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS - 19:00 DAILY EDITION Captioned Repeat WS PG From bike track backbreakers to trampoline tragedies and the most hilarious hits and misses. Shelly Craft brings the summer laughs with the Funniest Home Videos from across Australia and around the globe.

19:30 ARE YOU FITTER THAN A PENSIONER WS TB

America has given birth to a new breed of super fit pensioners. The seniors living in Sun City Center in Florida are doing everything they can to fight off old age. But what happens when you send four young unfit and unhealthy Brits to live with some of the fittest pensioners in the world?

20:30 BIG TROUBLE IN THAILAND WS TB We go inside Bang Kwang one of Thailands most notorious jails which handles death row and long-sentence prisoners. All prisoners are required to wear leg irons for the first three months of their sentence.

21:30 TANGO & CASH 1989 Captioned Repeat WS M

Tango & Cash

Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell star as a team of rival Los Angeles detectives, who must learn to overcome their differences in order to survive the life threatening situations that abound in this action police comedy. Ray Tango and Gabe Cash are extreme opposites with each believing that he is by far the best cop, but they share an enemy in common, underworld crime boss Yves Perret, who frames them in a phoney drug deal.

Starring: Andrei Konchalovsky, Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russell, Teri Hatcher, Jack Palance, Brion James, James Hong, Marc Alaimo

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Some Coarse Language

23:40 UP LATE WS M

Filmed live in front of an audience in the very cool and underground Mink Bar of the Prince of Wales Hotel, St Kilda, Uplate! is an exclusive backstage pass to what were watching, wearing and listening to, where were going and who were going with. Hosted by Shura Taft, James Kerley and Natalie Garonzi.

00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat M

Cartmanland Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

00:40 V Captioned Repeat WS M

Birth Pangs

Erica goes to Hong Kong to strike a blow against Anna; Tyler may be useless to Anna; Diana bonds with Lisa.

Starring: Elizabeth Mitchell, Morris Chestnut, Joel Gretsch, Morena Baccarin, Scott Wolf, Charles Mesure

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Dangle's Moving Day Lieutenant Dangle needs help moving, but Jones is the only sucker that shows up. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

02:00 HOME SHOPPING G

Home Shopping.

04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

How The Finch Stole Christmas

Finch seeks revenge for a measly Christmas gift. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

04:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

05:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Old College Try

Bud's big plans to move into his college dorm are destroyed when Al and Peg manage to get their hands on his scholarship money and go on a shopping spree. Broke and dormless, Bud is forced back into the Bundy household.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley 05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

In The Dough

Fred and Barney agree to take their wives place in a baking contest when Wilma and Betty catch the measles. Fri Aug 26, 2011

06:00 TIMEBLAZERS Captioned Repeat G

Dark Ages Join Shakira and her friends Sam and Jenas as they help her to learn and understand why the world is the way it is by travelling back in time and learning where it all began.

06:30 PARALLAX Repeat WS PG

The Big Sleep-Over Katherine and Ben are sent on individual quests. Ben visits Desert World and his rash actions land him in strife. Katherine is sent to Forest World, where a night of singing teaches her to open up her emotions.

07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G

Ambulatory Abe/Mouse Of La Mancha Knowing that the population craves an honest politician, Pinky and The Brain mechanize the Lincoln Memorial and drive it around town, convincing the population that it's the reincarnated Lincoln.

07:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Garage Sale Of The Century/Westside Pigeons

08:00 BEN 10 Repeat PG

Back With A Vengeance Ben's feeling cocky with the watch. He's "unlocked" its secret, and he can now become any alien he wants, whenever he wants.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

08:30 SMURFS G

A Long Tale For Grandpa Destructive aphids are making their way to the Smurf village and Grandpa Smurf's storytelling is getting in the way of making a brew to stop them.

09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Good Scout

Fred learns that being a Boy Scout troop leader is not all glory.

09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Whatever Became of Baby Custer A neighbourhood boy sees Jeannie performing her magic and tells Doctor Bellows. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

10:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Make Love, Not Hate Trouble abounds when a love potion met for Esmerelda ends up in the clam dip at the Stevens' party. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

10:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA

Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steins brings us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.

11:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.

11:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Christmas Al does his yearly pre-Christmas inspection of the family and finds they have done nothing wrong, which means he has to buy them presents, but he has to take a job as a Department Store Santa to pay for the gifts.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

12:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Generation Gap Lucy and Harry agree to play parts in Kim and Craig's high school play about the history of the generation gap throughout the ages.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

A Shot In The Dark (Part II) Charlie and Caitlin double date with Tim and Charlie's crazy ex. However, Tim dumps Caitlin, who calls Charlie to come over.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

13:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

I'm Done With You

Stephanie gets a big opportunity as Lauren's boss invites her for a job interview.

13:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Crazy In Love

Stephanie runs into trouble at her new job. Meanwhile Audrina has a new love interest.

14:00 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Limo One Is Missing Cooter innocently "borrows" the President of the United States' limousine, and the Duke Boys become equally innocent accomplices.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG

Slow Donnie Maya tries to convince Elliott that his slow-witted brother is a fake. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and David Spade.

15:30 ANIMANIACS Repeat G

Hello Nice Warners/La Behemoth/Little Old Slappy

16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

16:00 BEN 10 Repeat WS PG

Ben 10,000

Gwen is abducted through a portal and Ben changes to XLR8 and chases after his cousin.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

16:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Bogie Affair Harry creates a money making scheme when Kim and Craig bring home a stray dog, who gives birth to nine puppies.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Americanization of Jeannie After reading an article in a magazine, Jeannie tries to become the typical American woman. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

To Go Or Not To Go, That Is The Question Queen Hepzibah summons Samantha to a witch's meeting in Salem, Massachusetts, but she refuses prompting Hepzibah to visit the Steven's to observe their marriage. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

18:00 HONEY I BLEW UP THE KID 1992 WS G

Honey I Blew Up The Kid

Hapless scientist Wayne Szalinski apparently didn't learn his lesson when he accidentally reduced his children to microscopic size in the hit comedy Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. In this sequel, he's got a similar problem -- but in reverse -- when his invention turns his 2-year-old son Adam into a giant toddler who makes the city of Las Vegas his personal playground.

Starring: Rick Moranis, Marcia Strassman 19:50 BIG DADDY 1999 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Big Daddy

Adam Sandler stars in this comedy about a man who has spent his whole life avoiding responsibility. But when his girlfriend drops him for an older man, he has to prove he's ready to grow up. In a last ditch effort, he adopts five year old Julian to impress her. Unfortunately the kid has a no return policy.

Starring: Adam Sandler

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

21:50 PULP FICTION 1994 Repeat AV

Pulp Fiction John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson star in this classic cult film as mob hitmen whose lives intertwine with a boxer, a gangsters wife and a pair of diner bandits, telling four tales of violence and redemption.

Starring: John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Samuel.L. Jackson, Bruce Willis, Tim Roth, Rosanna Arquette

Cons.Advice: Frequent Very Coarse Language, Strong Violence, Drug Use, Sexual References

01:10 FRINGE Repeat WS M

Marionette A person having his heart removed sets off a string of bizarre events. Meanwhile, Peter assesses his relationship with Olivia.

Starring: Anna Torv, Joshua Jackson, John Noble, Lance Reddick, Jasika Nicole

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

02:00 UP LATE Repeat WS M

Filmed live in front of an audience in the very cool and underground Mink Bar of the Prince of Wales Hotel, St Kilda, Uplate! is an exclusive backstage pass to what were watching, wearing and listening to, where were going and who were going with. Hosted by Shura Taft, James Kerley and Natalie Garonzi.

02:30 CRIBS U.K. Repeat WS PG

Alex James/ Ivana Trump Cribs take you on exclusive tours through the domestic sanctuaries that some of today's most favorite stars call home.

03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Clementine Gets Married Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from her scummy boyfriend, Steed. Will love conquer justice? Probably. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Garcia's Anniversary It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force, and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Burning Man Festival The department receives $1,200 to get people off the streets, so Garcia decides to help out a hooker. But some people are beyond saving. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M

Dangle's Moving Day Lieutenant Dangle needs help moving, but Jones is the only sucker that shows up. Stars Cedric Yarbrough, Niecy Nash and Robert Ben Garant.

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

I'm Done With You

Stephanie gets a big opportunity as Lauren's boss invites her for a job interview.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Surprise! Tama-April-Fool's Day - A Love Panic Situation

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Aug 27, 2011

06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G

Martian Invasion Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.

07:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY G

Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.

07:05 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G

The Good Scout

Fred learns that being a Boy Scout troop leader is not all glory.

07:30 SMURFS G

Soothsayer Smurfette

A fortune teller's magical doll dress ends up being Smurfette's new dress of Baby Smurf's birthday party.

08:00 LOONEY TUNES CLASSICS G Adventures of iconic Looney Tunes characters Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Tweety, Silvester, Granny, the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marvin the Martian Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.

08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G

The Big Cheese/ Campers All Pull Pants

Someone is pulling down the pants of all the campers, and Lazlo is terrified that he might be next!

09:00 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG

The Fortress of Deception

The group journey to a foreign planet to save a Galalunian prisoner.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

09:30 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD Repeat WS PG

Night Of The Huntress!

Blue Beetle develops a crush on the slightly older and far more dangerous femme fatale Huntress.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

10:00 GENERATOR REX WS PG

Divide By Six

Six asks for Rex's help to cure his old mentor, who's become an EVO.

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

10:30 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG

The Final Battle (Part 2) Powerless, Ben goes aboard Vilgax's ship and faces off with Vilgax to stop his invasion of Earth in their final battle.

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

11:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Whatever Became of Baby Custer A neighbourhood boy sees Jeannie performing her magic and tells Doctor Bellows. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

11:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G

Americanization of Jeannie After reading an article in a magazine, Jeannie tries to become the typical American woman. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.

12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat WS G

Make Love, Not Hate Trouble abounds when a love potion met for Esmerelda ends up in the clam dip at the Stevens' party. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent. 12:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G

To Go Or Not To Go, That Is The Question Queen Hepzibah summons Samantha to a witch's meeting in Salem, Massachusetts, but she refuses prompting Hepzibah to visit the Steven's to observe their marriage. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick Sargent.

13:00 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

The Old College Try

Bud's big plans to move into his college dorm are destroyed when Al and Peg manage to get their hands on his scholarship money and go on a shopping spree. Broke and dormless, Bud is forced back into the Bundy household.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

13:30 MARRIED WITH CHILDREN Repeat PG

Christmas Al does his yearly pre-Christmas inspection of the family and finds they have done nothing wrong, which means he has to buy them presents, but he has to take a job as a Department Store Santa to pay for the gifts.

Starring: Ed O'Neill, Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate, David Faustino, Amanda Bearse, Ted McGinley

14:00 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Generation Gap Lucy and Harry agree to play parts in Kim and Craig's high school play about the history of the generation gap throughout the ages.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

14:30 HERE'S LUCY Repeat G

Lucy & The Bogie Affair Harry creates a money making scheme when Kim and Craig bring home a stray dog, who gives birth to nine puppies.

Starring: Lucille Ball, Gale Gordon, Lucie Arnaz, Vanda Barra, Desi Arnaz Jr., Sid Gould

15:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G

The Spring Festival Everyone in Hooterville, except Oliver, is overcome with spring fever; even Sam Drucker is wearing his spring toupee. Deciding to revive the Hooterville spring festival, Lisa visits the neighbours to drum up support.

Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester

15:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Science Friction Caitlin falls hard for a rich, young, sexy philanthropist while the Mayor is threatened when Charlie temporarily takes over as acting Mayor. Guest stars Scott Wolf.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

16:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG

Brotherly Love Charlie attempts to interfere with Caitlin and Tim's burgeoning relationship. Meanwhile, Carter hires his sister to work at City Hall and will go to any length to avoid people discovering their connection. Guest stars Scott Wolf.

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman

16:30 THE DUKES OF HAZZARD Repeat PG

Limo One Is Missing Cooter innocently "borrows" the President of the United States' limousine, and the Duke Boys become equally innocent accomplices.

Starring: James Best, Catherine Bach, Ben Jones

17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat WS PG

Blind Date Twelve single men and 12 single women tackle the obstacle course on a first date for a chance at a $100,000 prize.

18:30 TOP GEAR Repeat WS PG

James May road-tests the Murano, a new 4x4 from Nissan. Top Gear returns to the 1960s to define cool, with the Aston Martin DB5 and Jaguar E-Type. Richard road-tests the Maserati Gran Sport in Italy. In a deserted village, Jeremy comes under fire from snipers from the Irish Guards, all in order to find out which car is better the Porsche Boxster S or Mercedes SLK. 19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

Keith Moon Is Vomiting On His Grave

Alan tolerates Jake's new friend, who is a bad influence, because he's attracted to the boy's mother.

Starring: Courtney Thorne-smith, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG

I Called Him Magoo Alan plans an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsay, while Carlie tries another tack at getting a "girlfriend experience".

Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

20:30 BLADES OF GLORY 2007 Captioned Repeat WS M

Blades Of Glory

When a scandal strips them off their gold medals, two world-class skaters are banned from competing in the Figure Skating World Championship. Three and a half years later, they find a loophole that will allow them to compete. However, they must put aside their differences and skate together - in pairs' figure skating.

Starring: Will Ferrell, Will Arnett, Jon Heder, Amy Poehler

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Violence

22:30 POLICE ACADEMY 6: CITY UNDER SIEGE 1989 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Police Academy 6: City Under Siege

Michael Winslow and Bubba Smith reunite with the crazy cadets from the infamous Police Academy as they continue their hilarious and often misguided fight against evil. A treacherous gang headed by a mysterious Master-mind, is operating a major crime ring and has unleashed the worst outbreak of lawlessness and mayhem the city has ever known. With innocent citizen's lives in danger, there is only one team of crime busters who can save the day...the fast firing, bumbling officers from the "Police Academy".

Starring: Peter Bonerz, Bubba Smith, David Grant, Michael Winslow, Leslie Easterbrook, Marion Ramsey, Lance Kinsey, Matt McCoy, Bruce Mahler, G.W. Bailey, George Gaynes

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Mild Violence

00:15 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA

Proper Use

Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

00:35 UP LATE Repeat WS M

Filmed live in front of an audience in the very cool and underground Mink Bar of the Prince of Wales Hotel, St Kilda, Uplate! is an exclusive backstage pass to what were watching, wearing and listening to, where were going and who were going with. Hosted by Shura Taft, James Kerley and Natalie Garonzi.

01:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Under Control Elena and Jeremy receive a surprise visit from an uncle, and Damon's attempt to uncover the reason he is in town takes a nasty turn. Meanwhile, a Founders Day event leads to trouble between Matt and Tyler. Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

02:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Miss Mystic Falls

Elena and Caroline compete for the title of "Miss Mystic Falls" during the Founder's Day Gala, but face other challengers in town. John tries unsuccessfully to intimidate Damon and Damon learns that Stefan harbors a secret that could affect the entire town. Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence 03:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Blood Brothers

As Stefan tries to come to terms with his past, he and Damon reveal pieces of their history to Elena, including the truth about how they were turned into vampires. Pearl and Jonathan Gilbert have an ugly confrontation. Damon and Alaric attempt to track down a mysterious invention before Johnathan can find it. Jeremy and Anna's relationship continues to grow.

Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

04:00 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Repeat WS M

Isobel

Alaric's vampire wife Isobel returns to town and demands a meeting with her daughter Elena, but when the meeting takes place she refuses to answer most of Elena's questions. What she is most interested in is finding a mysterious invention John Gilbert is searching for. Starring: Nina Dobrev, Paul Wesley, Ian Somerhalder, Zach Roerig, Katerina Graham, Steven R. McQueen, Candice Accola, Michael Trevino

Cons.Advice: Drug Use, Supernatural Themes, Some Violence

05:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS PG

Crazy In Love

Stephanie runs into trouble at her new job. Meanwhile Audrina has a new love interest.

05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G

Is He a Myth? Kuchipatchi of Truth - Am I Dreaming? A Mysterious E-mail

Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.