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Red Dog Ku Klux Klan marches down Main Street appeal Thousands in attendance rejected at Saturday's judge uneventful by demonstration Defense attorneys continue to work for By Michael Regan a stay of execution City News EciiDr Three state-provided buses brought 105 people from the By Pamela Wilson Territorial Knights of America Contributing editor and their message of "white In a last attempt to stop power" into Newark Saturday tomorrow's execution of afternoon amid a swarm of convicted killer James Allen police and spectators. Dog, a team of public defenders The Ku Klux Klan is trying to appeal to the federal organization based in Cecil courts. County, Md., was bused to and Red Dog asked for the death from the march as part of an sentence after he pleaded no extensive police operation con test last year to the 1991 during the march to ensure murder of a Wilmington man. safety to members of the group Following Superior Court and Newark residents. Judge Norman A. Barron's Newark, New Castle County, decision last week refusing to State and Wilmington police stop the execution, state lawyers officers attended the march in a have continued working for a joint operation to maintain stay. order. The attorneys appealed Police lined both sides of Saturday to the state Supreme Main Street at about 20-foot Court, however the justices intervals, with eight mounted upheld Barron's decision. policemen patrolling South · In order for the attorneys to College Avenue. appeal to a federal court, they After the group exited the Uni-city and prison buses on THE REVIEW /J. Hollada ' South College A venue, a (Above) Members of the Cecil county Ku KlulC Klan parade through tl:le heart of Newark's business district as police keep a watchful eye • Related story, page A3 hooded leader ordered the ov~r both supporters' and protestors' reactions. (Below) Residents voice their opposition to the Klan'~ presence. Delaware members of the group tn thP frnnt nf thP. m:urh must be able to prove Red Dog A repeated cry of, "What do mentally incompetent. we want? White Power. When Red Dog's attorney, Edward C. do we want it? Now!," was met Unity Day rally Pankowski Jr., told the state by· a barrage of insults from Supreme Court Friday he did not enraged spectators. · support the public defenders' Dozens of skinheads and brings residents decision to appeal the case. others in support of the Klan Assistant Public Defender ~ among the crowd of 2,000 Bernard J. O'Donnell said in the to 3,000 people who lined Main together to News Journal that Red Dog is a Street sidewalks behind orange client of the public defender's snow-fencing for the 3 p.m. office, and be has no say in who march. counter racism represents him. Police could not give an On Sunday, the public official estimate on the number defender's office requested a of spectators in attendance. By Mindy Maslynsky psychiatric evaluation of Red The march proceeded west Copy Editor Dog. down Main Street amid the din A black man and a white woman sat together Red Dog met with Pankowski, of Klan slogans met with insults in the Newark High School gymnasium holding psychiatrist Alan M. Seltzer and shouted from protestors ·or the hands as the Ku Klux Klan marched down Main psychologist Irwin G. Weintraub marc..lt. Street Saturday. that afternoon for more than two Those wearing the Klan's "We came to show our support for the ending hours. traditional white robes and of prejudice and racism," Wilmington resident The results of the mental hoods were joined by others Mary Lewis said. evaluation were unavailable at dressed in camouflage pants and The couple were two out of nearly 400 people press time. black sweatshirts, many fitting who attended the Newark Unity Coalition rally. If Red Dog is proven the description of skinheads. The rally was sponsored by the Newark Unitary incompetent, the public defenders Among the various signs Coalition (NUC) as an alternative to the Klan can appeal the case to the U.S. carried by the marchers march. District Court in Delaware. If denouncing race mixing and Coalition member Letha Bruce (AS SR) said denied, ·it would then go to the she was happy with the tum-out. homosexuality were images of mind. It was on my mind," she said. ' from speaking out, but from remaining silent." U.S. Circuit of Appeals and the Nazi- swastika, the "There seems to be a gathering sentiment in Various speakers and performers were on Carper led the audience in a chorus of finally the U.S. Supreme Court. the community," Bruce said. But she could not Confedelale flag and the Bible. hand to promote diversity within the community. "No's!" in response to bigotry, racism and The U.S. Supreme Court has ignore the presence of the KKK just down the Surrounded by several dozen Gov. Thomas R. Carper told the crowd that hatroo. · been alerted to the case and is road. Delaware State Policemen in sometimes the greatest regrets in life come "not standing by for an appeal. see MARCH page A4 "I'm sure Main Street was on everyone's see RALLYpage AS However if Red Dog is ruled mentally competent, he can • Crowd 11tul politki11ns rellCI to K~ Klux Kl11t1 m~~rch, _p11ge A4 • Ut~ity D11y Co111itiot1 g11thers 11 show of strength at New11rlt High School, p11ge AS appeal until the moment of his execution.

Clinton education .-----INDEX----, 5K for Bruce benefits local _youth National Collegiate Report .A6 Campus Briefs ...... •. .A2 plan to standardize Classifieds ...... 88 By Stacey Bernstein Comics ••••.•..••••..••.••..•••.....• B9 Copy Editor Police Report •...... A2 When the snow began to fall education ·of schools Review and Opinion ...... A8 on Friday, the Phi Kappa Tau Sports ...... B4 fraternity brothers began to worry World News Summary ...... AJ the 11th Annual 5K for Bruce By Pamela Wilson education," Raths said. wouldn't have the turnout they contribuflns editor Raths said there are too many ---Also inside:--- anticipated. Clinton's administration problems to solve first, such as But luck was on their side proposed a new education system fipding out how to meet higher Mardi Gras ...... '...... A7 Saturday morning when the sun Wednesday which would measure standards. Execution production ...... AJ shined its rays on Newark and all the progress of elementary and Standards are a way to tell the Financial Aid ...... A2 their months of planning paid off. secondary students by national public what percentage of children Mike Meliniotis (AS SO), race standards. are ranking high, middle and low in co-chairman, said: "The race During his testimony before the the academic spectrum, Raths said. went smoothly. We were lucky Senate Committee on Labor and This use of academic standards nothing went wrong at all." Human Resources, Secretary of can be very misleading, h.e said. The 5K for B~uce began as a Labor Richard Riley called for new "Standards are much more small event in an effort to defray voluntary standards to "set critical cloudy and shady" than most people the medical costs for Bruce benchmarks for all of our states and think. Pisino, who was paralyzed in communities." Senator Joseph R. Biden Jr. (D­ 1981 in a high school football Currently state and local officials Del.) said he supports the national game. set the academic standards for standards. The 5K has grown into a race students. "If we are to improve our with about 1,100 participants, THE REVIEW I Mmmllll., cm.dl James Raths, the university's educational system, goals must be and raises approximately $8,000 Christiana High School sophomore joe Clough is this year's chairperson for Educational Studies, established and the highest annually. recipient of funds raised by Phi Kappa Tau's annual race. said he does not think the setting of standards set," Biden said in a press Jeff Pearlman assumes the "We still use Bruce's name," Christiana High School, was this a diving accident in the summer national standards is helpful. release Wednesday. role of a chiden, page BS Meliniotis said, "but we pick a year's recipient. of 1991 when he broke his·neck "Having them set by the Republican Sen. William V. Roth different beneficiary each year." Clough became a paraplegic in government is a bad precedent for see QJNTON page A7 Joe Clough, a sophomore at see RACE page AS A2 • THE REVIEW. March 2, 1993

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. -~=we;:·s~r---~ f-, •_ • . ·r ~}}~~-~-"tv·.t4vr.. :::-~l¥t- ~ ~. ; :p,, \.1Jti£,!L _ ,.,,.-;,~;.. <1 Law makes all students , ~~ 1 ~~,-'!'l;}fZ 1 1 / t!fr Ajt i , I eligible for Stafford loan ' ' regardless of incomes Film series focuses on the anthropology department. the By Mindy Maslynsky Black American studies program. Copy Editor women's history the Faculty Senate Committee m Undergraduates can get loans "The debt I Culbnl Affairs and Public Events, regardless of their parents' income the hisuxy department, the Office of The seventh anmal Wonxn's as a result of laws signed by will already be Women's affairs, the sociology Histcry Mooth film series is being former President Bush in October departnx:n1 and the worren'a studies tDJ at 100 Kirkmde Hall 00 which altered eligibility in when lam program. The event is free arxl open Tuesdays at 7 from now Ulllil March requirements and loan amounts, to the public. 23. After each showing, a speaker officials said. just getting wbo is an expert oo the film's Johnie A. Burton, associate cmtmt will lead a discussioo oo its director of scholarships and stateo terrifies IJBjcr topics. University professor financial aid, said almost every student is now eligible for me." 01 March 2, the film will be receives poetry "Baclc-Alley Detroit" This movie financial aid because the laws -Adrienne Eberly (BE FR) explaes the~ of illegal. Fellowship changed the qualifications for a 'tack-alley" abortion thai was student to receive a Federal p-eva1e:nt befae the~ was Stafford Loan. additional funding for educational legalized in 1973. The film will also Gibboos Ruark, an Fnglish Previously, Burton said, these expenses, will also undergo examine the~ which professa at the university,~ just low interest loans made by banks, changes, he said. Imlical personnel were involved received his third Poetry Fellowship credit ...: ions or savings and loan As in the past, freshmen and and the~ r:iillegal award from the National associations were based solely on sophomores will be able to borrow abortioos. Teny Schooly, d.irecta' of Endowment for the Arts (NEA). financial need. , $4,000 per year, but, as of July 1, DeveloprrentJPublic Affairs for Ruark has been a tmfessor at the Due to the October legislation, 1993, Burton said loan availability Planned ParentOOod of Delaware, university for 24 years, arxl received Stafford Loans are no longer will increase to $5,000 per year will be the evening's guest speaker. his ftrst NEA award in 1979. based on parents' incomes. once a student becomes a junior. 01 March 9, "A League of Their Rua!X's fifth and latest collection However, such non-need loans He said the interest rate for Own," the documentary thai inspired of poetry, "Rescue the Perishing," are unsubsidized, meaning it will · such loans will be 7.36 percent the Penny Marshall film of the same was published by Louisiana State be the responsibility of the loanee until June, when the rates become name, will be shown. The film uses University in 1991 and has been to pay the interest during in­ variable. footage of gaJreS and players. a<; heralded as a "dazzling volwne." school and deferment periods. Burton said the qualifications well as inlf'l'views, to describe what Rua!X' s other voli.unes include Some students said the idea of for a student to be declared it wa<; like to be a female Jr<>­ "Reeds", ''Keeping Company," "A taking so many loans is scary. financially independent from his lmeball player. Ruth Heverly, an ex­ Program for Survival" and "Small Adrienne Eberly (BE FR) said parents have also changed. Rain." THE REVIEW/Ma>cimillian Gretsch she fears financial ruin after All Am:rican Girls' Professiooal A New Ha.mpshire Wildcat cries during Sundays women's Undergraduates who earned Baseball Association OOllplayer, will Ruarlc, a native of North Carolina, graduation. $4,000 per year will no longer be basl,~tbnll game. Delaware won in overtime, 73-67. lead the discussion following the earned his bachelor's degree at the "Taking loans will make things given independent status. ftlm University of North Carolina at easier now," Eberly said. "But He said graduate and 'Women at Risk," a film Chapel Hill in 1963 and his master's of the March of Dimes $190,000 was raised in New Castle what if after I graduate, I can't professional students, however, examining the plight of female degree in Fnglish from the WalkADaica. County. find a job? will now be considered separate refugees from Vietnam, University of Massachusetts at The Apil25 walk will begin at "We would love to have more "The debt I will already be in from their parents. Mozambique and El Salvada, will Amherst in 1965. the lllliversity stadium at 9 a.m. student participation," Hartz said. when I am just getting started "This new law affects about 100 be shown March 16. The movie His poetry has been published in "President Roselle is 01.11' "Niooteen fralemities and I0 terrifies me," she said. of our students," Burton said. expkles global Jl'(lblem; through 1be New Yorker," "Poetry· honorary dlairpersoo bll'aJSC he is a sorocities have already expressed Burton said incoming freshmen .. However, each case will be pMraitsofthese three women. The Northwest," ·~e New Republic," very intlur:Dial and high pofile interest in participating in the walk," may borrow up to $2,625, as long looked at individually and an guest speaker is yet to be llliiOIJIX:Cd. ..American Poetry Review" arxl person and that's gmcrally what we sheOOded. as they enroll in the full academic override can be granted if deemed "'DR:amwa1ds," a film dealing "Harvard Magazine." look foc," said Man:h of Dina The funds raised will support the year. necessary." with the messages about women, CollliiUlity Diredm Alexis Hartz. March of Dimes Campaign for Beginning July 1, sophomores men and femininity in rock videos, is Rose!Je said, "I hope a lot of Healthier Babies, an effort to prevent may borrow up to $3,500 and scheduled for March 23. The U of D president students will turnout and walk. birth defects. low birth weight and juniors, who have at least one discussioo will focus oo whether or "The more walkers there are, the infant death. academic year left before not these videos send dangeroos honorary chairperson of more spon.us there are, meaning According to the March of completing their degree, can .messages to their viewers. Kathleen 1993 WalkAmerica the more nmey there is to combat Dimes, birth defects affect one rut of borrow up to $5,500 per year. Turtcel. assistant t:rofessor or birth defects," he Uled every 14 babies born in the United Interest rates for the Stafford wonxn's stOOies, will be the guest WalkAimica is the March of States. Loan vary, Burton said, but will speaker. University President David P. Dimes' biggest annual fund-raiser. Compiled by Beth Kennedy, Deena be at a rate of 6.94 percent from The film series is spoosored by In 1992, 3,200 people walked and Gitatis Oct. 1, 1992 through June 30, Roselle is the h

NEED A JOB Police Reports Beer stolen from Vehicle burglarized to fit your schedule? Pencader Dining Hall A truck was burglarized in the An unknown suspect entered Dickinson parking lot Thursday Pencader Dining Hall early evening, University Police said. Monday morning and took $591 An unknown suspect stole a wonh of beer, University Police Cobra radar detector from a Call Kelly at 83 1-2891 said. 1989 Ford Ranger that was The suspect entered the dining parked in the lot, police said. hall sometime between 1:45 a.m. The radar detector was valued and 8 a.m., police said. The lock at $200, and damage to the was broken on the refrigerator vehicle was valued at $150, that contained the alcohol, police police said. said. Damage to the refrigerator was estimated at $250, police Suspects attempt said. to steal moped Where will the Two unknown suspects were Window broken scared away from stealing a moped outside Harrington E in Smith Hall early Saturday morning, :. U. of D. Faculty be on A window in Smith Hall was University Police said. smashed late Saturday night, Police said the suspects were University Police said. walking away with the Sachs Police said the window, brand moped, but dropped it· March 16, 6:00 p.m.? which was valued at $200, was when police showed up. vandalized by a male university University Police said they student. are currently holding the moped, Police said they have made an which has not been claimed. arrest, but would not release any For the answer, call the AAUP office, x2292. names due to the ongoing Pool stick breaks car investigation. window, injures Two fires strike passenger the Towers A suspect launched a pool stick through the window of an automobile injuring a passenger The Ouistiana East and West early Sunday morning, Newark Towers were both the sites of Police said. ftres this past weekend, The suspect threw the pool University Police said. stick into the window of a 1990 The ftrst occurred early Ford Tempo stopped at a light on Sunday morning in the East Delaware Avenue, police said. Tower, police said. The smashed driver' s-side The ftre was caused by a window caused an eye injury to student who left a telephone one of the passengers, who book on a stove which was refused treatment. turned on, police said. The suspect, who left the ZD-SD96DFF The second happened Sunday ~ne in a Dodge station wagon, evening in the West Tower, caused $100 damage, police police said. said. A student forgot there was a Police said they have not rubber lid remover in the oven. made any arrests, but are BIIMOIITSALE The utensil caught on fue and set currently investigating the case. Off 111e alarm, police said. Thurs. MARCH 4flt THRU Sua. MARCH 7fll Police said there was no damage to either residence, and Compiled by Rob Wherry no investigation is underway. 92£ MAIN ST. • NEWARK • 456-9924 • OPEN 7 DAYS

• " " March 2, 1993• THE REVIEW • A3

World A historical look at the execution process News Department of Correction, warden establish guidelines for lethal injection during Steven Pennell's case in 1992 By Jill Laurinaltis The final day Summary Conlliburlns Ediror The DCC is the only prison in the When Delaware's Department of state designed to facilitate an Correction (DOC) hires employees, it is execution. made clear that, given the nature of Law states that 15 official witnesses Russian region realizes business, duties can be unpleasant at must be present. Federal officers, the times. sentencing judge and a representative economic importance of its In January 1992, when Robert from the Victim's Rights Bureau are geography Snyder found out he would be usually among those selected, Dunning supervising Delaware's first execution said. in almost 50 years, it was one of those The convicted person is allowed to KALININGRAD, Russia - The very small times. pick two, and several individuals are region of Russia known as Kaliningrad, just Snyder was appointed warden at the chosen for back-up. southwest of Lithuania and in the middle of the Delaware Correctional Center (DCC) in The pending hanging execution of Snyder meets with the convicted death Media representatives are selected as Baltic republics, is beginning to realize its Smyrna in November 1991. Three additional witnesses at the DOC's location's economic potential. convicted James Riley row inmate on a regular basis. He ·months later, he received the court's compelled the DOC to refurbish the provides consolation and helps the discretion. No cameras or recording .I. Once significant as a militarized region of notice that serial killer Steven Brian equipment are allowed. :stalin's post-World War II gains, Kaliningrad gallows in 1991. inmate get his or her house in order - Pennell was scheduled for execution on Budget restraints at this time settling all questions about personal Seven members of the press were is becoming a free economic zone with an eye March 14. permitted to witness Pennell's toward the West. dictated the change in policy regarding property, his or her body and the The cases of the eight other inmates execution. Spots were reserved for the The change in Kaliningrad is due to a trend the executioner, according to Fay witnesses at the execution. on death row were under appeal. But Dunning of the office of community Closer to the execution date, the News Journal, the Delaware State News toward decentralization in Russia. and leaders Pennell's wish to die after a plead of no and the Associated Press. The four hope to tum this region's independence from relations. inmate is moved to an isolated cell in contest to the murders of two New Instead of hiring an outsider, a DCC the execution trailer. Snyder's meetings remaining seats were filled by lottery. Russia into an economic strength, starting with Castle women guaranteed an execution The media representatives served on the Baltic republics. staff person would perform the with the inmate or inmate's family are -the state's first since 1946. execution duty. The job would be confidential. He usually does not give a panel during a briefing session after Leaders said World Warn really ended only The $47,085 event attracted national the execution. three years ago for Kaliningrad, because they voluntary, and the employee's identity media interviews. attention from the media, organizations would be confidential. The warden is also responsible for In the execution trailer, the witnesses had been militarized and isolated from the West opposing the death penalty and other are separated from the inmate by a one­ for so long. However, an execution was put off tightening DCC security, as well as states' Department of Correction. again when Riley received a stay two training and briefing the DOC way mirror. Tomorrow is the scheduled date for days before his scheduled date. employees. If the inmate wishes, a clergyman the execution of convicted murderer Most of the DOC staff assigned to employed by the DCC can perform Last Colombian drug king meets James Allen Red Dog. Like Pennell, he A turning point execution duties worked an average of Rites immediately before the execution. wishes to die, warranting Delaware's with retaliation In October 1991, the DOC received 16-hour days in the two weeks prior to Tubing hooked to an intravenous bag second execution within a year. the judge's death sentence for Pennell. Pennell's execution. The office of is inserted into the arm of the sentenced Before Pennell, the state had no The execution date would be set for community relations handled more than person. The lethal substances are then MEDELLIN, Colombia - A new vigilante guidelines for a death sentence by March. It was time for Snyder to take 300 phone inquiries about the case, as injected into the intravenous tubing by group, formed to combat notorious drug lethal injection. Snyder's job as warden over and prepare. well as maintained media updates, the executioner, who is in a different trafficking king Pablo Escobar, has struck 10 was not only to oversee all operations At the time of Pennell's execution Dunning said. room. times in the past two months, officials said. leading up to Pennell's final day, but notice, policies were already Personnel overtime cost the DOC Pennell died less than 10 minutes The People Persecuted by Escobar, also to establish policy 'for future established for hanging, but none $25,192, according to their figures. after the injection. familiarly known as the Pepes, have blown up executions. existed for lethal injection. Some salaried employees were not Red DQg's execution three of Escobar's million-dollar possessions, . · Before the Pennell case With about five months to prepare, given additional pay. including his mother's mansion, Colombia's Snyder and Henry Risley, bureau chief Employees experiencing Risley \aid the DOC has followed costliest automobile collection and a country In 1986, legislation was passed to of prisons. went to Texas to witness an psychological or emotional stress from the same procedures for Red Dog's club facility. . make death by lethal injection an execution by lethal injection. Risley their work can see one of the facility's final day. Officials said the Pepes are probably alternative to hanging. said the DOC used Texas' procedures chaplains or enroll in the State However, Red Dog will be allowed relatives of Escobar's enemies or former The DOC purchased a mobile lethal as a model for their own. Troubled Employees Program. to have his own clergyman present in murder victims, but do not know for sure. injection chamber in preparation for the After $17,900 worth of renovations, Dunning said employees see the execution chamber. execution of ·Billy Bailey, who was the lethal injection chamber fit the new execution duties as part of their work After three appeals against his convicted of murdering an elderly DOC guidelines. responsibility. "Our job is to uphold wishes, Red Dog is the only one who couple in Cheswold. The gallows were public· safety and to carry out the can appeal his own death sentence, and United Nations aid yet to reach also rebuilt. Execution preparation mandates of the court." he has until the moment before his Bosnia; U.S. to evaluate airlift But Bailey received a stay from the As part of the new DOC procedures, execution tomorrow to do so. court. His case is still under appeal. SARAJEVEO, Bosnia-Herzegovina - While U.S. officials in Washington said relief airdrops over Bosnia would probably begin Sunday, the United Nations stated that "ethnic Clinton pushing cleansing" was once again taking place in the former Yugoslavian nation. The Serbs, who remain in control in northern Bosnia, drove 1,500 Muslims from abortion bill their homes across battle boundaries during nightfall. The United Nations retracted an order for aid through Congress to be brought to the Muslims, and said the Serbs attempted to coerce the vehicle into dangerous mountain territory. · Freedom of Choice Act would The absence of the U.N. aid seemed to add to the urgent need of a U.S. airdrop to the guarantee rights, limit state Bosnians. U.S. government officials said a 10-day restrictions on procedures excursion to Bosnia will evaluate the war zones By Stacey Bernstein in need of Western aid. Copy Editor One month after he overturned most of the · Republican-mandated laws restricting abortion, World finance leaders consider President Bill Clinton faces a bigger struggle in passing through Congress the Freedom of Choice Act. Clinton deficit reduction plan The bill, which Clinton said he would sign, establishes a national law guaranteeing abortion 'I LONDON, England- International finance rights and limiting the states' ability to impose THE REVIEW I J. Hollada officials put aside their differences Saturday to • restrictions. And theyre off! University student':; ;; :,d Newark residents begin the annual SK f~r Bruce on show support for President Clinton's package Terry Schooley, director ()f development and Sarurday morning. See RACE, page Al of deficit reductions over the next four years. public health for Planned Parenthood, said: Although a large international vote came "Congress, since it has just gone back, tends to move through supporting Clinton's deficit-reduction rather slowly. I foresee it will be acted on in a couple program. the United States' major allies did not of months." bring forth respective commitments for the Schooley said the biii is necessary to guarantee reform of world economy. women the right to abortion which the 1973 Roe v. • Administrative Profile Officials said finance ministers and central Wade decision benchmarked. bank presidents from Japan, Germany, Britain, "All we have is the court decision, which can France, Canada and Italy showed high levels of change very easily depending on the make up of the Development office gets new director support for the plan. Supreme Court," she said. Many international finance officials lauded Schooley said a law is needed to ensure each state By Rob Wherry serves as a liaison between the "(Donations] come from a variety Clinton's program as, "a bold and politically Assistanl EnterraiiVIIMI Edi!Ot university and corporations and of sources," he says. "We have good courageous effort to address America's long­ Every year, this university, like private citizens. support from alumni, good corp

Campus Police The Judicial System Search and Seizure Tired of rules? Where will the What about your RIGHTS? The CLU presents U. of D. Faculty be on Campus Justice: Do Students Leave Their Rights at Home? Thesday, March 2, 1993 7:30-9:00 p.m. 205 Kirkbirde March 16, 6:00 p.m.? Speakers: Charles Oberly, III, Delaware State Attorney General Sidney Balick, Wilmington Defesne Attorney. ACLU board member, UD graduate **** For the answer, call the AAUP office, x2292. The Civil Libenies Union (CLU) is a new student organization dedicated to promoting awareness, discussion, and understanding of civil rights and civil libenies issues. March 2, 1993 • THE REVIEW • A5

• Urilty Day.Coalition.Rally "If we are divided nothing can help us. But if we are united nothing can stop us. H Gov. Thomas R. Carpel'

Friends are For" and "Stand By Me." . Rally Throughout the afternoon, Unity Day mntlnued from paae A1 refreshmenta were sold to benefit the NUC, and c:bildrell painted banners .. tr we are divided, notbina can of hearts and peace signs. promotes help ua," he _aaid. "But if we are Twelve-year-old Kyla Rafert of united. nothing Cin atop us." Newark said she learned from the The Latin Community Center rally that "people should decide their Dancers perf'ormed two dances in friends If the person Is nice, not if education support of peace. their skin is a different color." Following. the dances, keynote Professor Harry Shipman, of the , speaker and University of North physics and astronomy department, not hate Carolina Professor Bruce Bridges, attended the rally with his 11-year­ who has given several speeches at oldson, Tom leaders call. for the university on racism, said racism .. My son and I came here to say will stop with education. we detest what the Klan stands for," tolerance and He ·said the only way such a Shipman said . change will occur is if it is started in .. By not staying home, we stood understanding the schools. up and were counted rather than "The only black thing in the simply being seated," he said. textbooks when I was a child was About 20 members of the ~.r,;~~;ti~~!!!s Edilor the spots on the dog," Bridges said. university's Students Against Half a mile from men in white After Bridges' speech, the Racism and Discrimination group hoods and robes, men, women and Yancey Singers, a local soul group, also attended the rally. children gathered in Newark High sang several songs about ending Nancy Gross .(ED SO), a group School's gymnasium could not hatred. member, said they were there to forget what brought them there The Black Theater Group and the voice ,!heir concern for the ending of Saturday. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship racism·''- In an effort to offset the Ku Choir also performed in response to "It's important that people our Klux Klan's march, singers, actors, hatred. age try to end prejudice," Gross dancers and dignitaries joined Community members Alfie Moss said. "We are the ones who will be THE RfVIEW I Maximillian Cretsonse Criticism: From formalism to post-structuralism (Johns Hopkins University by Sue Cherrln Press, 1980}, Sensational Designs: The Cultural Work of American Fiction. 1790-1860. (Oxford University Press, Assistant Professor of Women's Studies · 1985), West of Eyer~thing: The Inner Life of Westerns (Oxford University Press, 1992}, as well as numerous essays on American fiction, literary theory, feminist criticism, popular culture, and pedagogy. Wednesday, March 3 Thursday, March 4 &p.m. 3:30-5:00: Prof. Tompkins will discuss her essay, "The Way We live Now" in 121 Memorial Hall. The essay Kirkwood Room is available from Joanne, the English Department secretary. 2nd floor Student Center 7:30-9:00: Prof. Tompkins will deliver a talk titled "let's Get lost: An Essay on Experimental Teaching" in A speech open to the public and sponsored by Kirkbride 006. *Women's Studies, The English Department, the Department of Educational Development, the Office of Women's Affairs, and the Lambda Delta Lambda, University Faculty Senate Committee on Cultural Activities and Public Events hove cosponsored this event. a service sorority for women's issues. A6. THE REVIEW IIMarch 2, 1993 Computer imaging enhances artisitic works

By Usa Goodman The funding from the grant was computer screen, a photograph, "This involves working with ·SlilftepOfll!l instrumental in upgrading the magazine picture or any type ci object different types of fibers and designing A new form, which promises to department's computer software and can be placed on a special scanner images on the computer for apparel, American Express helps disappeared from a campus parking open new cwatunities for peope in the equipnmt. It connected a new type of which automatically sends a picture interior design and even patlelm for gift lot on Jan. 12 while walking to her visual c:ommunicalioos field. is rapidly computer program with what was copy to the ~ter. Frandce said. wrapping." Voirol said. feed hungry with car after a night class. Her body taking over the worlds of advertising, aiginally only a ~ COfilllllel' site. ''TOO student can then decide oo the She said when surface designers Million Meals program was found in a wooded area on ~Y and gTllliUc design. sre said. certain effect tha1 he or 5I¥ wants, and create their art, painting, tracing and campus the next day. She had been This ar1istic advanam:nl, known~ The Recitalioo Hall COillpJler site is can play with ideas to construct the cutting is too tedious and time beaten, raped and strangled, "compulfl-~isted art," can be seen in . the only place on campus where desired final product." he said. cooswning. NEW YORK- American officials said. various magazine advertisenats from students can utilize the new programs or Mike Caguin (AS SO), a visual "It's a lot easier to \lie the computers Express student members who use A suspect, Eric Scott Branch, companies such as Coca-Cola and just type up a~. Carothers said. communications major, is presently fcx this type of design. and I defmilely their charge cards between March was charged with murder, sexual Reebok, said Martha Carothers, Hendrik-Jan Francke (AS SR), a woddng with the new Jrogram fcx what think there is a future in it career-wise and April will help feed the battery and grand theft. chairwoman c:i the an~ teaching assistant for' Art Professor he calls a "self-promotion" piece. for a lot of people," she said. homeless, officials with the "It's just another tool, like a Raymond Nichols, teaches the new Caguin said he ropes ·the JXOject will get The program the university is fmancial and travel company said. paintbrush. lhat artists can \lie to create technology to art cla<;ses. him an internship wilh an advertising }XeSelllly involved with is geared toward The program, Million Meals, . their work and expand their "I have had professional experience agency this summer. • print media, Francke said, but it will will last from March 15 to April New SAT exam planned imaginatioos." Carothen said. in this field, and I can relay my "I'm trying to say something eventually use video and camera 30. Each time college students use will include longer She said computer-assisted art adds knowledge to the students," Francke convincing about myself through this tedmiques, too. their American Express charge reading sections and depth, colcx a00 texlllle to artworlc, and said. design." he said. "It's equal to what a Any type of image is possible to cards to purchase items, the allows the user to play with endless ''In advertising you are trying to say written resume would be, but only produce, Francke said. company will donate a meal to will exclude antonyms idea<;. som:thing oow about JX'OduetS." he said. relaying it in a very aeative way." "This is all a wonderful experience," Share Our Strength, a hunger-relief Carothers said the university ftrst "Cofilll.ller art gives you a broader range Autumn Voirol (AS JR), a monitcx at he said, ''and these students are lucky to organization based in Washington, became involved with the new art form of options as opposed to just paper, the Recitation Hall computer site, is be one step ahead of their future D.C. NEW YORK- The Scholastic when the art department received a pencil and knife." concentrating her major on "surface employers once they enter the career American Express hopes to Aptitude Test may have a new UNIDELgrantinJanuary 1992 To produce an image on the designing." world." donate enough money to pay for 1 name when a redesigned form of million meals, said Andy Siben, the exam is introduced in spring senior manager for the American 1994. Express student card division. Critics say the word "aptitude" misleads high school students and their parents into believing the test is analyzing something innate or ALUMNI ASSOCIATION Students leave school, immutable, said Roben Seaver, switch course spokesman for The College Board. Additionally, an academic study schedules after murder recommended a new name because SCHOLARSHIP· frightens campus the redesigned test won't include the antonyms section, and will have a longer reading section that Two $1,000 scholarships are available to upperclassmen Pensacola, Fla. - Three requires students to draw students dropped out of the conclusions. In the math section. -one male and one female-who are children of University University of West Florida after a students will have to generate their junior was abducted from a campus own answers instead of choosing of Delaware alumni/ ae. Selection is based upon academic parking lot and was raped and an answer. strangled. Suggestions for the new name Additionally, six students who include the Scholastic · performance (3.0 GPA) and financial need. Application were taking night classes switched Achievement Test, the Student to day classes, despite improved Attainment Test and the Student forms may be obtained from Alumni Hall or Office of lighting and a new campus security Assessments for Transition. Seaver phone system, reported the student said no decision has been made yet Scholarships & Financial Aid, 224 Hullihen Hall. newspaper, The Voyager. on whether to rename the SAT. Susan Leigh Morris, 21, a communication arts major who Application Deadline March 15, 1993 lived with her parents in Pensacola, Collegiate Press Service

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SO) said: "It's like a different Gallo said, "They're used at night country. It's nuts." for bargaining tools." Anything for the Mardi Gras beads However, Smith said, "the beads Rosenberg said at least 75 percent Clinton are the key." of the girls at Mardi Gras "flash," or continued from page A1 By Laura Jefferson Allison Fleming, a student at matter what religion you are." According to Tulane student show their chests for beads. Sludenr Nfllirs Edilot Tulane University in New Orleans, Mardi Gras attendants went more Paula Rosenberg, there are no limits "One guy even sang the Star Jr. supports the idea of voluntary Thousands of people, including said the center of the action lies in for the party atmosphere than for the to what people will do for beads. Spangled Banner for them," she standards, but is against the federal university students, left behind their the French Quarter and on Bourbon symbolic meaning of the gala, she Women bear their breasts, men pull said. government dictating a mandate to inhibitions last week for no more Street, which is lined with numerous said. down their pants, ·both moon each Fleming said the entire event is the state, said Nancy Anderson, a than strings of beads, as New bars, restaurants and strip joints, Mark Smith (BE JR), who other and strangers kiss at "all wild tourists." spokesperson for Roth. Orleans, La., hosted its Mardi Gras Fleming, a native of the city, ventured to Louisiana with seven of phenomenal rates. Rosenberg agreed, saying she Sen. Roth feels it is important the celebration. added that the French Quarter is a his friends, said because beer is Fleming said the beads, which are became extremely annoyed with the federal government does not try to Originally designated as the time traditional, historic area with many cheap and accessible and the thrown off balconies and floats, are tourists. impede what the state and local to purge sins before Lent, Mardi old buildings and mansions. drinking age is 18, "everyone drinks traded amongst partiers. Also "Everyone's so rude and they government is doing for the schools, Gras is a festival of drinking, bead Although the partying begins nearly 24 hours a day." thrown into the crowds during the think they own the city. They Anderson said. exchanging and parade watching. a week before the actual Mardi Gras, "It's like a Grateful Dead show," parades are cups full of Mardi Gras trashed [Tulane]," she said. Rep. Michael N. Castle said, "I According to rugby player AI she said, the main celebration is on Smith said. memorabilia, underwear and Tracy Kolberg (BE SO) echoed believe national education standards Gallo (AS JR), who joined 29 of his Fat Tuesday, before fasting and Ash Bonner added that the police were doubloons. coins depicting the everyone's sentiments about Mardi are one way to improve education." . teammates for an annual national Wednesday. very liberal. certain parade, year and theme. Gras, saying, "I'm not sure what it The federal government's role is rugby tournament in Louisiana, Rugby player Sean Bonner (AS "All they say is no glass, no Smith, who thought about all symbolizes, but I recommend not only to set high standards of Mardi Gras is "a big anything for SR) said, "It's the French putting a fighting and no urinating in the actually stripping for the rewards, that everyone goes once in their education, but also to assess them, money party, except for beads." twist on Roman Catholics." streets. Other than that, you can do said the "powerful beads will get lifetime. Castle said. "All morals are lost in New Fleming said, however, "The what you want," he said. you whatever you want. It's sex for "You won't see anything like it However, he said he does not Orleans," Gallo said. Catholic part has died, it doesn't Rugby player Vinnie Longo (EG beads." anywhere else." support government mandate of education standard across the entire country. . Under the plan, National CALL Education Goals will also become formal national policy, Riley said. · Where will. the A council will be established to Chris•r•s Hair examine the academic standards and as$.essments being implemented. Not only will academic standards Je developed, but occupational ones l lannina Salon U. of D. Faculty be on will be as well, according to Riley. He spoke of a "new generation of FOR ALL YOUR BEAUTY NEEDS workers" resulting from this new system that will equip students with Hair • Nails • Tanning • Facials • Waxing March 16, 6:00 p.m.? strong knowledge in core academic subjects and skills in the labor Excellent location - Plenty of Parking market. · The complete educatio~ Gift Certificates Available legislative package "Goals 2000: For the answer, call the AAUP office, x2292. Educate America Act" is expected to be released in the next few Call or Stop in Today 456-0900 months. 60 NORTH COLLEGE AVE. • (next to the Down Under) We care that you look your absolute best P.M. - NEXXUS - BAIN DE TERRE - BIOLAGE

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James Allen Red Dog is sentenced as of August 1991, a total of 2,632 to be killed tomorrow. prisoners were under the sentence of The reason? He took lives by his death in the United States. own hand. ' However, only 23. or about 1 in 100 Because of this, his life should be criminals, were actually executed. taken from him. Because of mandatory appeals, most Many in our society disagree with murderers finally executed have had this, though. They would argue two their cases reexamined numerous wrongs don't make a right, that the times, sometimes over a period of death penalty reduces us to the level of years. Thus, there is a degree of near, WiiShamlin, animals and that it does little to deter though not absolute, certainty that the crimes. person is actually guilty. Furthermore, the potential for taking In addition, some criminals who innocent lives is too great. Just one commit murder, particularly multiple innocent person put to death is one too murders, have freely admitted they will Pearlman missed real sororities many, they say. kill again if released from prison. In Many countries practice the most many cases, criminl.lls with a barbarous and indiscriminate forms of sociopathic personality will never Sorority girls are bitches. Piggies. Nor can I remember anyone calling capital unishment. Shouldn't the change. All they do is drink, gossip and put each me a Chi Ho and meaning il United States rise above that? There is no sense in tax money other down. And those smiles, chock full of Commentary The majority of us involved in sororities In fact, between 1967 and 1977, no going to keep such a convicted killer grand ol' Greek pride, never leave their are beyond the immaturity of labeling each death sentence was carried out in the alive. pretty little faces. other. United States. Some, as in the case of Red Dog. do Snobby, catty, social-butterflies-these By Lisa McCue And believe it or not, we do get along Murder rates, however, have not not wish to avoid their sentence. girls are soooo shallow. with each other. declined .. Some are so concerned with the Or so Jeff Pearlman would have you Sororities have thrived and survived, not Although the Eighth Amendment of rights of criminals that they forget the believe. from the membership of "wandering female the Constitution forbids cruel and rights of victims and the right of For those of you who missed Pearlman's wrapped Christmas presents for Newark underclassman," as Pearlman suggests, but unusual punishment, we do not feel in society to protect itself. glib diatribe about sororities in Friday's residents, painted children's faces at because they offer. opportunities for But criminals who are convicted of the case of first-degree murder capital Review, be grateful. Wilmington's annual flower market, tutored leadership, campus involvement and first-degree murder do not deserve punishment is cruel and unusual. His tasteless, stereotypical and trashy underprivileged kids from the area and friendships that last a lifetime. Most civilizations in history have such rights. attack on women's Greek life at the decorated windows at Halloween for Main It seems to me Pearlman's commentary is allowed for capital punishment in such Society has bee far too tolerant on university managed to offend just about really a case of the pot calling the kettle violent crimes. It's about time we take Street business owners. cases. America has traditionally everyone. I guess he also hasn't kept track too black. the murder rate seriously. If we don't, supported it in some cases. In Pearlman's nasty commentary, he closely of our composite of sisters who are In hastily generalizing sororities, Mr. Those concerned about the potential we will be engulfed in more crime. concluded that sororities label girls, have no Pearlman, is guilty of practicing what he Tomorrow, justice will be done. university athletes, 4.0 scholars, for innocent executions, consider this: redeeming values, are not diverse and do not environmental activists, dancers, singers and professes to despise: stereotyping. uphold their supposed standards. journalists. As if he'd have a clue. He must have been covering a basketball Usa McCue is an associate news editor of Since Pearlman (who is not Greek) so game when we played football with Alpha The Review. liberally attacked Greek life and my sorority Phi, mixed with Alpha Sig and threw in our in particular, I feel compelled to respond. support for Alpha Omicron Pi's upcoming Extracting a quote from Chi Omega's Spring Rush. About Review & Opinion passage in the Panhellenic Rush pamphlet, And Pearlman's absence at Panhellenic Review and Opinion: The opinion page is reserved for opinion and rommentary. The editorial Pearlman equates the message with meetings, when sororities collectively above represents the consensus of The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, except untruthful garbage. · prioritized the strengthening of A 0 Pi's when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial cartoons represent the opinion of the It reads, ''we have established ourselves chapter, was sorely evident artist. Letters to the editor contain the opinions of our readers. based on diversity, scholarship, involvement Yet he is an almighty authority on in community and collegiate affairs rounded sororities. off with many social functions." "The system stinks and it needs to be Pledges such as this one, Pearlman says, changed," Pearlman exclaims. are a "load of B.S." He is partially right. The system is not I guess I missed Jeff's presence at my perfect. Labels get fixed on sorority Editorial staff sorority's various functions the past few members. They're silly names that probably years. saw their origins eons ago, before anyone Rich Campbell, editorial editor I columnist Jeff Pearlman, columnist He must have skipped the meeting when who is a current member of Panhellenic life Doug Donovan, columnist Wil Shamlin, cartoonist our chapter president announced Chi Omega at Delaware was even born. Karen Levinson, columnist John Ottinger, cartoonist had the highest G.P.A. on campus this year. I can't recall or even imagine calling my Rebecca Tollen, columnist Uz Lardaro, columnist He probably was sick on the days we friends in Phi Sigma Sigma Phi Piggy

I• I Letters to the editor ' Donovan column on target differences in job seeldng needs necessitates absolutely ludicrous. Mr. Regan is neither population and cause a great deal of pain, many different approaches to be ~ful. maggot-infested nor long-haired, and from suffering and expense. What are the I would like to thank Doug Donovan for Career outlook not so bad The staff is available to guide each student in the articles he has written in T1u! Review, he repercussions of a society in which marijuana his Feb. 23 column "Now Is the Time to fulfilling their career goal. enjoys and deserves respect and standing as a is legal? Believe me, Mr. Kaplan, a lot more Better Understand Each Other." The Feb. 23 issue of T1u! Review includes journalist. . people smoke weed than you think, maybe I am appalled at students' attitudes toward two articles outlining the difficulties facing Edgar J. Townsend Mr. Kaplan, had you bothered to research even your parents. We're not all long-haired their community and those people around college graduates as they enter the job Director, Career Planning and Placement . the issue of marijuana use in the United and maggot infested. Our respect goes out to them, what seems to be an utter disregard for market. · States, you would have found that the Michael Regan for having the courage to anyone different What kind of community is The first, by Jonathan Thomas, utilizes powerful lobbyists for alcohol, tobacco and voice what he thinks is right. If nobody ever this, where people are so busy voicing their several interviews to describe changes that oil companies do indeed have a large effect speaks out for change, things will always be own opinions that they are not willing to take have occurred in the job market. He has Kaplan puts him over edge on the continued unjust criminalization of the same and ignorance will persevere. the time to understand or even listen to identified important, albeit "bleak," factors marijuana in Ame~ica today. This And as for Mr. Kaplan, if I were you, I another point of view? new graduates should consider. I've been on the verge of writing to T1u! information is available in our own Morris would look into the points Mr. Regan makes When I look around myself, I see very The second article, by Jhoti Pandya, Review numerous times in the past three-and Library. for his argument and be more open-minded. little integration: people continually covers similar ground, but includes several. a-half-years, but Michael Kaplan's Feb. 23 As to this argument being a justification Maybe you'U find they aren't as stupid as segregate themselves according to their race, misleading statements that create an letter regarding Mike Regan's commentary for marijuana use, no justification is you think they are. creed, club, Greek organization and so on. unnecessarily negative image of the job on marijuana laws ("U.S. Should Weed Out necessary. Our own United States Why is this? Are we unaware that other market. Pot Laws," Feb. 16) fmally sent me over the government, whether it wants to or not, Paul Flowers (AS SO) groups on campus exist? Are we just too First, the chart presented implies that very edge. justifies the use of marijuana by allowing Rudolph Nissley (AS SO) preoccupied with our circles of friends to low percentages of graduates in several areas The letter from Mr. Kaplan· (probably a two of the most deadly drugs to remain legal notice someone of another color, nationality, are employed. Careful reading of the chart short-haired, closed minded holy roller) and available in every corner of the U.S., Kaplan highly misinformed political belief, religious affiliation or even indicates that it only includes those employed made little sense. Mr. Kaplan used several these being alcohol and nicotine. Even those sexual orientation? Or is it that we just don't in "major-related" employment. Graduates in poor anaJogies and nonsensical assertions in the drug rehab field say it is an admitted Regan is not saying that "it's wrong for many disciplines obtain excellent positions to prove his obviously unresearched fact that alcohol is more detrimental to one's marijuana to be illegal because there are care? argument. America was once known as the melting that are not related to their major. The chart body than marijuana other much worse drugs," rather, he is pot. Has this idea totally vanished, or is it just also neglects to include the high percentages first, imiggings aren't as bad as murder, Those of us over the age of 21 have the pointing out the enormous problem of buried deep inside our shallow personalities? of Arts and Science students that proceed but they aren't legalized because the victim is right to use alcohol whenever we please (so placing marijuana users in the same category Speaking of America, many students directly to graduate school - over 40 usually robbed and/or beaten. Shoplifting long as it is not behind the wheel). Shouldn't as heroin addicts. Marijuana and heroin are probably don't realize the number of foreign percent in the life and health sciences. The isn't as bad as grand theft. but everyone pays we also have the right to choose to use both classified as Schedule-I drugs, meaning people who come to Delaware to study. work overall rate for those still seeking through higher retail prices. marijuana? Next time you crack open a beer they have a high potential for abu~e . But and learn about the American way of life. I employment five months after graduation is Sexual harassment may not be as bad as or throw baclc a shot, please think about that. numerous studies have proven marijuana is only eight percent see very little effort even to talk, just once, rape, but those who are subjected to it must used much more frequently than heroin. with these people and make them feel more Second, the statement that students "may pay through degradation in society and in the Andrew Matson (AS SO) Before labeling people as "long-haired, at home in our country. need to look beyond CPPC [Career Planning work force. When you smoke marijuana, maggot-infested, dope-srmking FM type[s]," What kind of representation are we, the and Placement Office]" does not suggest the however, your not affecting anyone's body, Pot users not maggot­ Mr. Kaplan, you need to realize you're being students of the University of Delaware, active role this office plays in helping mind or pocketbook but your own. infested misled by media and our government giving to them about America? That we are students identify off-campus employers. Perhaps if our society continues to put propaganda concerning marijuana. Please just an isolated group of underachievers too Literally thousands of job leads are available people like Mr. Kaplan in power, our rights In his letter to the editor, Michael Kaplan Inform yourself of some facts: concerned with ourselves to take a look at in the Career Resource Center - leads that as free citizens will steadily and categorically (probably a mama's boy who never srmked 1. Marijuana is a fact of society and will what's around us? cover all fields. In-class presentations and be taken away from us instead of increased herb in his life) gives his very judgmental remain so for the foreseeable future. · And Americans wonder why there is such special programs are directed to all majors to and improved as they should be. So Mr. and biased opinion about a very 2. Alcohol use/abuse has more problems a thing as anti-Americanism. help in identifying appropriate job-seeking Kaplan, put that in your bowl and srmke it. informational article on marijuana associated with it than all illegal drugs · Ironically. the university is trying to techniques. Nearly 300 such programs were Mr. Kaplan obviously never gave the combined, yet the alcohol industries lobby to expose its students to more and more offered last year. Michacl A. Potter (AG SR) points made by Mr. Regan a chance to sink keep marijuana illegal so that it won't cut diversity through classes. lectures and Students graduating in fields which do not into his thick brainwashed head. His example into their profits. various social events. But I fail to see the have a specific career connection do need Regan column was right on that we should legalize rnuggings, shoplifting 3. Government policies of adopting ever value that these programs have brought to special assistance. Each spring an Arts and and sexual harassment because they are more puhitive measures leads to a dead-end students. People living in Newark seem to be Science Career Week is offered to provide This letter is an open statement to all the lesser crimes than murder, grand theft and -just look at the "war" we have not won. secluded in their own little niches more than special attention to these needs. During the Michael Kaplans reading this paper. Tlje last rape misses a fundamental point. Mr. Kaplan, please take a real close look. ever. week of March 8 nearly a dozen programs thing I want to do is turn this into a personal Legalizing the use of marijuana would You may see "the strings from the puppet And that makes me sad. highlighting many alumni professionals and attack on Mr. Kaplan, who showed no such potentially hurt no one but the user. Society show of the U.S. government" moving employers will be presented on campus. courtesy or respect to Michael Regan. in general would not be hurt at all. All of Mr. around, and guess who's attached? Edythe Richards (AS SR) The CPPO provides services and By stereotyping Mr. Regan as some kind Kaplan's examples are crimes because they programs for all academic majors. The of dirtball, you have proven yourself to be obviously hurt the general welfare of the Michael V. Sehuibbeo (AS SR) March 2, 1993 • THE REVIEW. A9 Greeks respond to Pearlman's sorority column

Alpha Omicron Pi going sorority system to take the time to make a proud member of Alpha Omicron Pi who h). witnessed the many positive "organizational termination." strong personal judgment and see that they are all sorority and a woman with an incredibly changes that have occurred within the I am not sure where Pearlman was last false! diverse background, I am appalled by the Panhellenic system during the last few spring when AOII had a strong And please, Mr. Pearlman, in the future lack of sensitivity and ignorance this man years, I find it very difficult not to respond performance in Greek Week, but I clearly · Alpha Omicron Pi would like to address do not refer to AOll as "Any 01' Pig." The has displayed about sorority life. With a to Jeff Pearlman's recent editorial on the remember the many Greeks who Jeff Pearlman's F~. 26 column "Sororities Are A lot Like Summer Camp." truth is we are All Outstanding People. lack of diversity on this campus as a sorority system. congratulated my chapter on our The Panhellenic system at the university whole, the pool of students from which While recognizing the point Pearlman is accomplishments. The Sisters of Alpha Omicron Pi I has undergone many changes in the past members are selected is in itself not trying to make, feel that the approach he This display of Panhellenic spirit was year. The back stabbing and name calling diverse. took when writing this column proves that not an isolated example of the which he described is not the norm any Pearlman still in camp Mr. Pearlman used his media power to the negative stereotypes of each individual overwhelming support that the other nine longer. express his ignorant bias against sororities sorority do not entirely originate from sororities have shown Alpha Omicron Pi. Mr. Pearlman obviously lacks proper to the student body, faculty members and within the Panhellenic system. The ongoing commitment, Did he know that members of AEPhi and EK attended our rush party on Feb. 25 understanding of what exactly sorority life the university community. Had he investigated the issue encouragement and actions of these nine to show their support; that every sorority is about. Mr. Pearlman has hurt not only the thoroughly, rather than generalize his groups have been an important factor in the In response to his comment about sororities as a whole, but the individual argument on random comments heard at a recent flourishing of the AOII chapter. showed their support for AOII by wearing negative stereotypes among each members who realize the stereotypes stated party, it would have been evident that he These women Pearlman has pegged as our rush buttons; that every sorority showed their support by sitting with us at individual sorority, I wish to respond and in the article are now embedded in the had painted an inaccurate picture of the cause of weakness in the Panhellenic say that the women of the organizations minds of the entire student body, thanks to sorority women. The great number of system are the very women who are trying our rush sign-up table? were not the ones who created the slang Panhellenic support has been him. fallacies in his article shows he didn't to strengthen the system from within. overwhelming and is totally contradictory terms, yet it is students, like him, who A piece of advice for this young man: verify the facts. Pearlman's commentary seems to be to his incorreCt assessment. judge the individual sororities by rumor learn how to get accurate information, While I thank him for pointing out that written about the Delaware sorority system rather than accurate knowledge. grow up and get out of summer camp. Alpha Omicron Pi was once "the greatest of five years ago, not the sorority system It is also important to note that AOll is His advice to sororities was to victim of the internal bashing," it is still that exists today. not in danger of organizational extinguish these stereotypes. However, Lori Trearre Jones necessary to correct his less accurate The greatest enemy of the entire Greek termination. We have 20 strong years on these tactless views he portrayed only Panhellenic President this campus and will be at Delaware for assumptions. system is not its members. I believe it is much longer. foster them. · With the support of our International the misinformation that Pearlman's Mr. Pearlman's statement that sororities Pearlman's view outdated Headquarters, and the hard work of every editorial has helped perpetuate. As far as labeling is concerned, it would Jack diversity is totally false. Being the be wise for.anyone who does not know the sister including our "fruitful stock of eager president of the Panhellenic Council, a As a member of the Greek community new sisters," Alpha Omicron Pi is far from AmyL. Eisenberg (ED SR)

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By Karen Angstadt Copy Editor When Jen (BE JR) found out she was going on a blind date, she was looking forward to it. Her "hot" friend from high school wanted to fix her up with his brother. "I figured the good looks must run in the family, but I was definitely mistaken." Jen says when her dream date pulled up, she realized just how much of a mistake she had made. "I opened the door and I thought, 'Oh my God, he's up to my chest,"' she says. "He looked like a cartoon character, like Elmer Fudd." She says the entire night was like a bad dream. For starters, he was 27 arid she was only 18. She says they had nothing in common because of the age difference. They hardly spoke during dinner. "It was awkward all night," she says. "We had nothing to talk about." In the meantime, he kept filling her glass. "He was obviously trying to get me drunk," she says. She somehow made it through Dying Young. He caressed her ·hand during the entire movie. Jen had her hand on the door of the car as they pulled up to her hous·e, strategically ready to bolt when the car came to a stop. 0 "He kissed me and it was the worst kiss of my life," she says. Her date still didn't get the message and called a few times afterward. Jen says she gave excuses not to speak to him when he called and this upset her friend who set them up. "Not only was the night miserable, but my hot friend didn't like me anymore." Allison (AS JR) says a high school blind date was also a disaster. She agreed to go on a double date with her friend, her friend's boyfriend and his "ever so nice friend" as a favor. She says when her date pulled up in his "Camaro muscle car," she knew she was in for trouble. Allison says she tried to get past the "cheesy car," but had a hard time doing that. ''He was scary, real tall and greasy. He really looked like Frankenstein." Besides having a less-than-attractive date, they spent much of the evening in silence. "We sat next to each other and had nothing to say," she says. . ' "I just wanted to· go home. It was an absolute nightmare." Allison says after the ride home she couldn't get out of the car soon enough. "I started opening the door before he even stopped the car,'' she says. · Jen and Allison had their blind dates arranged by friends, but sometimes parents do the matchmaking. Beth (BE JR) says she was 15 or 16 when her mother set her up with a co-worker's son for his senior prom. She heard nothing but good things about this guy. He was nice and came from a well-to-do family. When he pulled up in his red BMW and climbed out Beth wondered, "He's really cute. Why couldn't he get a date for himself?" They went to a party before the prom where they passed the time drinking and talking. Her blind date whipped out a mirror and Beth realized he wasn't planning on using to comb his hair. He began to do coke at the party. "I started to drink because I was nervous." In the car on the way to the prom. she started to get sick and everything began to spin. "I ended up throwing up on him and me." Beth says she passed out and woke up at 2 a.m. in front of a 7-11. That's when her date told her they missed the prom and he drove her home. "When I got out of the car I apologized and he didn't even look me in the eye. We haven't spoken since." see DATE page 83 Bourbon Street satisfies the Cajun craving

required. . Unlike the bar, the food service is soups, salads, desserts and coffee. !tfn\:!~~ Editor ,If you're extremely lucky, you exceptionally warm and the food Crawfish Bisque costs $2.50 a Far away from the madness of can arrive without them, hang out at arrives promptly. cup and is a nice, smooth soup with New Orleans' Bourbon Street, the bar for an hour or so, and hope a Entrees range in price from $9.95 a distinct tomato-based flavor. Kirkwood Highway's restaurant of party decides to abandon the to $13.95. Portions are generous and The 1 ambalaya is a tasty the same name offers a relaxed before closing. But that course of the meal includes a salad. combination of chicken, sausage and setting for gumbo and beer. action isn't recommended. Sandwiches run about $6. shrimp, but could stand to be a little The Bourbon Street Caft is The bar is roomy, but there is a Selections include blackened rib-eye spicier. This dish is served with rice reasonably priced, reasonably casual $2 cover charge if you're not eating steak and Pickapeppa Chicken, also and can be prepared hot or mild like and, on Friday nights, reasonably dinner and the service is much less a blackened dish. Sandwiches are several of the entrees. packed. than friendly. Drinks are reasonably served on fresh French bread with Bourbon Street also features Open for eight weeks now, the priced at $1.50 to $2.75 a beer. potato chips and pickles on the side. nightly specials such as blackened restaurant, about a 15 minute drive The restaurant's menu offers Don't miss out on one of the crawfish. THE RMEW I J. Hobda from campus, fills with diners eager New Orleans specialties such as many appetizers available. "Frings" The dining area is cozy. The Bourbon Street Cafe serves Creole dishes to the sounds of jazz. to try its cajun cuisine. gumbo, jambalaya, crawfish and are a spicy combination of French addition of bongos and guitar On Friday and Saturday nights, various blackened entrees and fries and onion rings. The Shrimp creates a very laid-back atmosphere a dress code. and while it's not the feathered Mardi Gras masks and area jazz bands perform while sandwiches. The full menu is served Remoulade, covered in a house which makes you want to linger type of place you would go with 15 beads are draped around beer bottles dinner is served. until 11 p.m., at which time sauce which is a tangy take-off on long after the meal is done. of your most intimate buddies, it's a at the bar, but this restaurant is not Since it does have J tendency to sandwiches and salads can still be Catalina dressing, Is also delicious. The Bourbon Street Cafe does nice place to take a date. the smoke-filled chaotic caf~ its fill up fast. reservationi are virtually ordered. The menu includes a selection of draw a typically older crowd. It has The walls are decorated with name suggests.

y - J \ I Featurin .... March 2, 1993. THE REVIEW. 82 Over 14,000 students at Delaware, but it's a small school after all When I was a senior in high school, I During his sophomore year, Jerry was meeting someone new in college, But this isn't always true. Some chose to attend the University of seeing a girl in a sorority for about two whereas in high school, by the tenth people can be avoided. Delaware because it had a nice campus, Feature Forum months. The fling didn't end on the grade you know everyone. Last semester. I was dating this guy was close to home and it was big. greatest terms and Jerry was declared a In some ways, this has its advantages. named Greg. He was a nice guy, but Or so I thought. By Mindy dick by all of the girl's friends. Suppose you meet someone at a party things just didn't work between us. I had envisioned college as a place Maslynsley A year has gone by and Jerry still has and you don't get their name. Chances While we do have several mutual unlike high school - where there been rejected by other girls he's liked in are that they, just like everyone else at friends, I managed not to see him at all wouldn't be cliques, a place where the sorority. Without even knowing him. this school, will be at the Scrounge on this semester. Not even once. everybody didn't know everyone else's they think is a jerk. Sunday night. So I guess, maybe Delaware isn't that business. A lot of times, this is a problem So because of a girl, who is now one That includes every guy you kissed at small. Boy, was I wrong. itself. If anyone I know has ever liked of his best friends, Jerry has earned a the anything-for-money party on Yet when I walk through this campus Here I am in a school of more this guy, he's basically off limits, unless reputation which an entire clique of 100 Saturday night, where you kiss everyone of 14,000 students, it amazes me how thanl4,000 students. Yet I can walk into I want to lose a friend. girls now believe. at the event for money. many people I know or at least the dining ball and point out at least 10 Which is stupid in the first place. So The same thing goes for any girl who Yes, that person you kissed when you recognize. people and name everyone they have what if my friend and him hooked up hooks up with more than two guys in a were obviously beer-goggling will now Last year I went to Disney World fooled around with or remotely bad an two months ago? Why should she care? fraternity. miraculously be someone you bump into during Spring Break and heard Mickey interest in since college began. This always seems to happen. It's like From then on, the girl is known as at least three times a day for weeks on Mouse sing "It's a small world after all." The reason for this is because everyone is in one big, never-ending "the one that hooked up with so and so." end. Maybe he should compose a everyone knows each other indirectly. circle. For the rest of her four years, that girl The two of you will give each other Delaware version and call it "It's a small It's true. I can go back to the dorm This circle is made up of tons of cannot hook up with anyone in that that quick eye contact, mumble bello school after all." and tell my roommate I met this really cliques. These cliques, which used to be fraternity without being known as a slut. and keep walking. cute guy. And nine times out of 10, he the nerds, jocks and snobs, are now Just like in high school. Now you will see him again and Mindy Maslynsky is a copy editor for will tum out to be someone's friend's fraternities, sororities and dorm floors. I guess the difference between high again because this school is really not The Review. Feature forums appear roommate from last year. Take, for example, my friend Jerry. school and college is you are always that big. every Tuesday.

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continued from page Bl motorcycle ride. Greg (AS SR) says his blind set­ J:::ven though her date's mother is up at a sorority formal was an her mom's best friend, both sets of experience he will never forget. parents never found out what "I had never met her before, but happened. my friend gave me the whole 'nice ''They still think we went to the personality' description everyone prom." does," he says. Beth says that every time her The formal was an overnight mother's best friend comes over to affair with three sets of couples from visit, she feels uncomfortable and fraternities and sororities. E v e n leaves the room. though these groups have a lot of "I've refused to go on a blind date formals where they are set up on ever since." blind dates, Greg says he was . Others have had better luck apprehensive as to how his "favor getting along with their blind dates. for a friend" would tum out. Colleen (BE JR) recalls her He says when he frrst saw his date : knight in shining armor of a blind he "was not happy, but I ended up : date who pulled up on a motorcycle having a blast." · with flowing "grey hair." Greg says he changed his mind : She says her first thought was, about his blind date when they got to : "Oh no, what am I going to do?" the party. Eddie, Alex, Sammy and Michael stay atop the heavy metal scene with their latest release Right Here, Right Now. As he got closer, Colleen says she "It was a social situation where realized the grey hair was really everyone was having a good time," · blonde and liked what she saw. · he says. "It wasn't one-on-one, so : "His body was definitely not that that made it a lot easier." ' goes live on new release of an old man," she says. He says when there's a group, it: Colleen hopped on his bike and can make a blind date a lot more fun. ; away they drove, only to see her "If it's not going well, I can talk ; Van Halen Live: Right Here, they were waiting for. It's Love. player Michael Anthony makes a father, who had no clue his 18-year­ to the guys or the other girls." . Right Now Produced by Van Halen and Other ballad Interjections, such lot of distorted noise with his Jack old daughter was riding around on a He says his blind date was fun to : Van Halen (Joe Satriani's The as Dreams and Love Walks In, Daniels bass, and drummer Alex motorcycle with a 24-year-old. be with and everything worked out· Warner Brothers Extremist), the album is a superb serve to obscure the fact that Van Van Halen just does a lot of She says she didn't tell her in the end. · Grade: B+ effort by the hard-rock quartet, the Halen is first and foremost a rock monotonous bass drum rolls. Alex, parents because they would have "She turned out to be a really cool : only drawback being incessant and roll band. we know you're fast. can't you given her a hard time. He was older, girl and we got along really well." · By Brandon Jamison soloing and questionable song The band's superiority in hard show us anything else? drove a- motorcycle and she didn't Greg says it's important to have· Entertainment Edilor selection. rock is proven in scorchers such as Meanwhile, Eddie Van Halen's know him very well. an open mind about a blind date: Every great band has got to The album gets off to a butt· Panama, from the days when the 316 combines bits and pieces of Colleen says despite the scare of experience. . have a live album. Led Zeppelin kicking start on Disc One with band was fronted by Diamond his solos over the years, including almost being seen by her father "You could meet someone you: had The Song Remains the Same. singer bellowing David Lee Roth, and One Way to Spanish Fly, Mean Streets, while she was sneaking out with her really like that you wouldn't have a · Rush has averaged one for every "Hello, Baaaaby" while guitar Rock, taken from the files of Eruption and Cathedral. Again, blind date, it was worth the chance to meet otherwise." · four studio albums. Genesis has virtuoso Eddie Van Halen rips into Hagar's solo career. the solo goes just a little too long. made several. And other staples, a scathing version of Poundcake. One particular highlight on the Hagar's solo, an acoustic song such as the Rolling Stones and The Grabbing the audience by the album is Van Halen's cover of The entitled Give To Live, comes out Who, have all done the live bit. cojones, the band whips into Who's classic, Won't Get Fooled being the best of the bunch. So how is it that, after nearly 15 Judgement Day. · Again . Hagar's lungs of steel Though stocked with some pop years as one of the world's biggest By now, the listener would be would do Who singer Roger staples (Jump, Runaround, Right bands, Van Halen has never excused for having worked up a Daltrey proud. Now) in addition to the weepers, ventured into making a live sweat from the opening two songs. On a down note, each member Right Here, Right Now has got album? But Van Halen does a very strange of Van Halen gets to do a solo, and more than enough raw rockin' and After hearing Right Here, thing, they follow these up with it's a chore for the listener to have rollin' to keep all Van Halen fans Right Now, you'll wonder what one of their weepy ballads, When to sit through most of them. Bass happy for the next 15 years.

'Falling Down' has no problem standing up Douglas stars as a psycho, mipdle class vigilante in new film

Falling Down have a heart attack after joel Schumacher shooting his cart and letting it Warner Brothers drift into a pond and then laughs Grade: B as the man lays dying on the fairway. By Rob Wherry . The audience still laughs, Assislanl Entertainment Editor maybe because all they've all -Sometimes we all have bad encountered similar annoying days. idiots on a daily basis. But Bill Foster has reached If there are laughs to be had Drivin' N Cryin' sends the end of his rope and now it's in the death of such strangers, time to fight back. then give an Oscar to Director This guy couldn't get a break Joel Schumacher for bringing out bad 'Smoke' signals to save his life. Nothing is going this strange humor to the screen. his way. Douglas does an excellent job Falling Down stars Michael of portraying a middle class, Smoke oblivion. All Around the World is Douglas as the out-of-luck, hard-working family man who Drivin' N Cryin' an average song that should have unemployed and divorced can't take it anymore. The. sad Island been placed higher in the CD. Foster. part remains that Foster Grade: D The group also fails to get it The plot of the film takes eventually loses his mind, his together when they slow it down. place all in one day and follows Michael Douglas takes aim ;tt Los Angeles in 'Falling Down' . family and his reality. By Rob Wherry What's The Difference is a ballad Foster around the city of Los De Niro, taking a back seat to Assistant Enterrainment Editor that drags on and on with terrible Angeles as he tries to get home He replies when leaving the glasses wandering around with a Douglas' effort, gives a typical In the music business, there is an vocals and a guitar that sounds like for his daughter's birthday. store that he is "sticking up for gym bag full of weapons. performance in a role that has unwri tten rule that when a fad hits, it 's out of tune. Foster's divorce from my rights as a consumer." The beginning scenes of been done hundreds of times. sign every band who plays that The band also loses points with Elizabeth (Barbara Hersey) is This poor guy just wants to Foster's lunatic binge are Ebby Roe Smith, who wrote kind of music or something closely their song titles. For instance, slowly pushing him over the get home, but first he must deal hysterical and bring the the film, presents a script every resembling it. Patron Lady Beautiful, Whiskey edge, which is compounded by with a gang of hudlums, a rude audience to its knees. American can identify with time This is what Island records must Soul Woman, Eastern European the annoying occurrences of restaurant manager, a psycho Everyone, at one time in their and time again. have been thinking when they Carney Man and the bands anthem, everyday life. . shoe salesman and an overpaid life, just wants to punch the For all of you annoying, may­ signed Drivin' N Cryin'. Tum it up or Tum it off, all have For instance, Foster needs and underworked construction McDonalds guy who tells you I-help-you-please, your-bill-is­ Their latest release, titled strange titles that the band manages simple change for $1 to call crew. breakfast stopped being served late workers, go see this film Smoke, sounds like the thousands to fit into a chorus. home, so he enters a corner Of course, the police can't be five minutes ago. and change your attitude. You of other bands who tried but did Listen closely and it even grocery store only to be refused far behind. This is where · As the movie winds on and never know what someone will not succeed in the heavy metal sounds like the band plays a couple . unless he purchases something. Detective Prendergrast (Robert Foster starts to kill people and pull out of their gym bag. explosion of the late 80s. of wrong notes. For professional The soda he buys doesn't De Niro) comes into play. hunt down his wife while .for all the rest of you, Put Drivin' N Cryin' in the same musicians, these guys should not provide enough change for the On his last day as a cop declaring justice for the Falling Down should be a great category with Ratt, Cinderella, be screwing up, especially when call. This small point leads before retiring, all Prendefgrast consumer, the humor takes a show and help to release the Motley Crue and all the others. they can edit their work. Foster to destroy the store but needs is a maniac dressed in a much more morbid edge. anger sometimes built up in all Smoke is 12 songs of the same Besides the standard guitars and pay for the beverage. white oxford, tie and nerd He causes an aging golfer to of us . typical rhythm guitar chords and drums, the only other instrument simple lyrics. Originality never that is noticeable is a harmonica. If entered the vocabulary of this the group wants to stay simple, band. someone should wake them up and There is no distinctive detail let them smell the coffee. Other about the band or the album that instruments lend a certain quality Robyn Hitch cock solves mystery merits any positive criticism, and that adds to the whole album, and the listener often wonders whether makes it stronger and more Respect the listener into a state of mind where the record company was sober at comple)(. Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians Hitchcock can then perform his best stuff. the time of contract signing. Ever since CDs came out, bands A and M records In every track the band blends some strange The first four tracks, starting off have been forced to record a couple Grade: B+ and unique instruments to add to the overall with , are a more songs to take up the space effect of the music. monotonous combination of that is usually missing on tapes or By Rob Wherry Besides having the Electra Strings, which simple, meaningless songs. records. Assislanl EniMiinmenl Editor consist of two violins, a viola and cello, a Did the band keep the same Drivin' N Cryin' must have been Robyn Hitchcock probably doesn't go out trumpet, arid something called a shawm, other music and just change the words? forced to I i ve up to this rule. disco dancing, or jump in a mosh pit at a Pearl utensils such as a cheese grater, frying pans, The last couple of songs keep Maybe an EP would have been a Jam concert. and a water jug are used. this album from falling into better idea. This guy probably likes to hang out and talk In most of his songs, Hitchcock demonstrates by the fire. his writing ability with simple lyrics that paint a Yeah, Hitchcock is a very simple person. vivid picture. And if his music is any indication of the "The ghost of your father is/ Right by your Hate the Review? man, that is the evidence for the beginning side/ He's so close to you that he's almost argument. inside/ He's guiding your head and he's guiding . Tall< to the chief. On his latest release, Respect, Hitchcock your limbs/ But he isn't you, and you know strolls through 10 songs of mellow, acoustic you're not him." Doug Donov.m on WVLJD's Fe(•db.u1< with music that is pleasing to the ear. Hitchcock is no slam dancing, hard rocking The album starts with The Yip Song, which Is song writer, he is a distinguished and Sh.mnon Pt•rrirw. Thl'y'll discuss anything from uncharacteristically fast-paced and shows how sophisticated musician who falls in line with versatile Hitchcock and his band can be. Sting, Peter Gabriel, and Tracy Chapman. Bosni.1 to Jl'ff PP.ulman. The second track, Arm1 of Love is also a Respect is exactly what Hitchcock and his Call ~n 1-2701 lwlwt'Pn 2 and :l pm Sund.ty song that moves along, but gradually slows Egyptians will get with their latest album. down. Respect from critics, from fellow musicians. M.u

Thl' Revil'w, Volume II'!, Nurnlwr ~9 . M.ut h 2., 19'H • B.J Cagers shoot down 'Cats in OT Holder resigns van Zanten pours in career-hi 24 in 73-67 home victory as field hockey, \ By Ouis Dolrnetsdl SpMI &Jtor It looked like a game, but the Delawme wunen's basketball team's lacrosse coach 73-67 Senior Day vicUxy over New Hampshire Sunday at the Bob ~ jetfPeiriman accomplishments, Holder's tenure was carpenter Ceder was actually a clinic ~ &Jtor plagued by stM:I3l pla)er~ cmflic:ts. In by nixed rea;:Doos. on how to play an overtime period. a rrove greeted "I wasn't SliJiised, because there were · "I thought we really kept our Delaware field hockey and women's a lot of problellll with the OOclcey and · heads." said Hens Cadl Joyce Perry. lacrosse coach MaryBeth Holder lacrosse prograrm." said senior <:assie "Just having had an overtime game announced her resignatim Wednesday, ~ . a defender for the fieJd hockey team . that we wm. I think gi\'eS you a little elfecti\eattheCildoftheupcorningsping "Some didn't agree with MaryBeth's seau1. coaching style, and there were some bit IIIIXe ·-okay, let's relax. play hard and go from here." Delaware beat "It's a cliche, but you have to love persooality ax1flicts. Boston Univmity 7~70 in overtime coaching to do it," said Holder. "And I "'ca1't Jinpoinl tre ptlbJelm. I thiJic la a night. For 10me players. however, tbal wasn't fanner Delaware player, are cmsidered Hartford's 70-53 loss at always good enough. Along with the early 1imt rumers for the pa;ilim. Northeastern Saturday, combined with Delaware's win Sunday, gave the Hens a onc>-game lead with one game left in the regular season. "' think our JXide was hurt the first time we played New Hampshire," . 5K shows true Perry said of her team's 89-63 loss in Durham on Jan. 15. "The players were really flred up to play them again. You need to get some . .momentum going into the playoffs power of sport · and to get that home bid is really important." 'We knew we wanted this game," people for an anti-Ku Klux Klan rally? van Zanten said. 'We just fought. We ·. Megan's The answer lies in the power of pulled togedJer and played as a team Mutterings This game was wcy implmnt to us. sports to bring people together. We don't feel like going up to By Megan The evidence is everywhere - Hartford and playing HartfQid in the from Super Bowl games drawing first round. We want to have a home McDermott fans from all parts of the country, court advantage in the playoffs." dressed in their team's colors and scraping up money from wherever After taking a 31-29 halftime lead On Saturday, over a thousand thanks to some good old-fashioned they can just to be a part of it, ,to people gathered in the 30-degree parents' pride in their kids' little lwstle, Delaware started the second weather for a common cause. halfslowly. · league teams whether they win or What is it that could lure these lose. Sophomore forward Colleen people out of their beds and out of McNanua (18 p

By Ml!gan McOermolt choose one partner pair to enter the anything because she trusts me so much." athlete played football, wrestled and was a SpMIWniB' National Stunt Partnm Competition for the Complete trust is important on stunts shot putter. Delaware fans are not known for their first time in January. like the basket toss, when the man throws Now D'Amico uses his strmgth at the school spirit, but that doesn't stop the "4 Junior Heather Delp and senior Frank his partner in the air, she flips around or ~ of the dianu1d head, where he spins membels of the Hens' chealeading team D'Amico were ranked 24 out of 58 pairs in touches her toes in the air and COitB down around while balancing three cheerleaders The squad - half men and half women the nation. T\lis is the first year the two in his arms. on his outstretched arms. - pactices three tirres a week and spenls were partners, and will end when D' Amioo For the tape sent in for competition, His size and experience is typical of the two days weight training. Cheering at graduates in May. Delp was not allowed to touch the ground. men on the team In fact, says Mike Perter, football and basketball games makes an "When we work together, we just know Either D'Amico was holding her or she who has cheered for two years at Delaware, average of six days a week devoted to what each other's going to do. We don't was in the air. at away games J)eq)le sometimes mistake -supporting Delaware teams. have to talk at all," says Delp. 'We just "It was a lot harder than I thought it them for the football team 'We are the sixth man on the courl clicked." would be," says D'Amico. D'Amico considered trying out for the That's what the fans are. School spirit is The two say they are also good friends It was even more diffiCult because the Hens football team, but decided against il our job," says Danette Conley, who was off the team, as is most of the squad. whole team was also preparing a tape for a Once the season started he found himself )lamed the squad's fii'St-ever coach last After cheering on an all-girl team in national competition and the p«tners had to looking at the game from a different -year. high 8COOol, Delp had some adjustments to do their filming in addition to this. perspective. - Conley. a Hens cheerleader from 1985 make in working with male partners at But four consecutive hours of last-day "It was hard at fJISt 'cause you see the to 1988, says the team has improved Delaware. recording, along with Fedelal ExJX'CSS, got people playing. I missed it at farst." says dramllically s-=e her days at Delaware. But she has gouen used to it, and says the tape in on time. D'Amico. "But I get the best seats in the "ln terms dour sldlllevel, this is me d she is no longer sqiJ'ed to be 25 feet above a "'t's just hard," says Delp. "You'd get house." the best squads Delaware has had," says hardwood floor in front of 3,000 fans at a up to me point and if somedling feU you'd Senior Paul Amerling, a high school Conley. baslcetball game - relying on D'Amico to have to start over." basketball player, says he felt similarly Conley attributes the high skill level to C8ldl her on the way down. D'Amico's prior experience with during his first basketball season as a coaching and a weight training program "Your panner has to totally trust yw," cheering was quite different from Delp's. freshman cheerleader. says D'Amico . .. There's so much we ' that started this fall. Actually he had none. "I want to be playing," he says. , THf RMEW I Mulmlll.n Qelldl This .~ement inspired the team to couldn't do if she didn't trust me. She'll try In high school, the 5'11", 25Q-pound see OiEER page 85 Frank DAmico sets up as the base of the diamond head. t. March 2, 1993 • THE RMEW. 85. Cheer rontlnued from pase 84 Wojciech, Santee supply But knowina the aame has its ~ '1'U know when they need a boost," 1, 2 punch to Hen hoops be says. Givina the players this is not lift By Ron Porter With such identical And even though Wojciech always tasy. Assistant Sports Editor numbers, they both can't start. took her job, Santee insists "'t's aowd very diacoura&ing. The When you are young, So coach Joyce Perry made the basketball is a team game. Ill Delaware - they're nue spectatas nothing seems to matter. You call for Wojciech. "I don't mind. Whoever is tim fillS." says junicx Erik Mcxrison. are carefree, and don't usually "We look for consistency," gelling on the court, than But sometimes the cheerleaders have much responsibility. says Perry. make a diffen:nce. they're playing," says Santee. Usually, but not in the case Consistency equals starter, "As long as the team gets wins "When the crowd responds it's a of Delaware women's equaling confidence . . then there's no problem." great high." says Mooisoo. basketball guards Bev Santee "I gained a lot of college Santee came out of North The 10 varsity c:heerleaden had no and Denise Wojciech. experience." Wojciech says, "I Hampton (Pa.) High School a problems with crowd response such As a freshman, Wojciech has also gained a lot of confidence. USA Today All-American when they went to Japan with the taken over the starting position I feel if the coaches are going honorable mention selection in men's baskdball team in December. alongside veteran Jen Lipinski to put me in, then they have basketball, scoring 1,103 "[The fans] were incredible. We in the backcourt and bas confidence in me and I can points in her four years. wished we could lxing them back with inherited the leader role that have more confidence in what With such credentials, one us." says Delp. "'bey would take our once belonged solely to I'm doing." would think there would be a pctures. as1c roc autographs." Santee. Being young does have "its lot of competition for court "'n Japan. basketball was secoodary Santee, a sophomore, has advantages. In . tight situations time between the two. and the c:heerleadets were fiJ'St," says utilized her scoring and Wojciech says she feels little "There may be some D'Amico. penetrating abilities off the or no pressure. And with her competition," Santee says. "If The cheerleaders had a · busy bench to lend a ·helping hand to experience playing against top­ there is, it's good schedule overseas. They cheered at all her backcourt mates whenever ranked competition (while at competition." ciDelaware's games and the All-Japan needed. James Madison (Va.) High Wojciech disagrees. games. Each player, however, bas School, her team went 26-2 "There is no competition The first day tbey spent 14 hours in nearly identical statistics, and was ranked in the top 25 in between us." Wojciech says. the aym, and the secood day 12 nne. making neither one stand out the nation), she feels no "Each of us wants to go out 'We didn't get to see as much of from the other. pressure is too heavy. and play the best we can to Japan as we expected," says D'Amico. Wojciech averages 5.9 ppg, "I • m capable of handling help the team." But back in Delaware, the fans Santee 5.8. Wojciech averages pressure situations," Wojciech Santee says there are no hard again put the ~ first and the cheers 3.6 rebounds per game, Santee says. "Sometimes I think feelings between the two, and sec:ood. 2. 7. Wojciech averages 28.5 there's not as much pressure has harder feelings for herself. "Righi now, the team is what gets minutes per game, Santee 23. on me to perform as there is on "I am upset with myself," them going," says Anrrling. Even their grade point upperclassmen, 'cause who Santee says. "I get on myself When the Hens are losing, the averages in the same major of expects a freshman to do for doing bad because I know I aowd is silent That, however, is when early education are close. A well?" can play better." the cheerleaders really have to work. matter of fact they are first and Like most freshmen, With steady improvement, "You always have to be up. You second on the team. Santee Wojciech searched for a person each has grown from high can't be down," says D'Amico. "Even 3.917, Wojciech 3.556. who could help her through the school standout to mature wheh the team's down by SO points." Yet in Sunday's North ·transition from high school to knowledgeable collegiate "It feels stupid,'' says sophomore Atlantic Conference game college. She found Bev Santee. athlete. No matter who is Rachel Cohen, "but it's your job. I like against New Hampshire, only "When I came from high calling the plays for the Hens, to think that our role as cheerleaders is Wojciech found the basket, school [Santee] was very Perry is confident the ball is in to get the team excited and know that scoring six points in welcoming and made me feel at good hands with Wojciech and somebody's baddng them up." ntE I Mlxlmlll111 CinNctt Delaware's 73-67 victory. home," says Wojciech. Santee. Denise Wojclech calls a play while Bev Santee (right) looks on. ·· What's your Hen JQ? The chicken in the suit From Coach Steinfeld (that's Steinwedel) to the 45 second clock (30 for women), A Review sports sleuth .undergoes the strange, Delaware hoops fans check their smarts By Mary Desmond Review: Do you know what Assistant Sports Editor the job of a forward is? humbling transformation from human to poultry They know they like Dunkley, Saifer: "To score." they know they like Larkin, but Review: A~ything else? By )!JfPennan gawkily sturiDled over wooden blodai Prier to my perfcrmance. the full-time expnl. as I slapped a fat guy in the gut do Delaware basketball fans Saifer: "No." SpcriS &Ita and orange cones around the court's Hen warned that develqling character and pulled out my face guns oo a police know basketball?. Review: Do you know what DAMN, it's freoking hot o.r btU in perimeter. Not being able to see out . ' goallending is? answered all the basketball No. rd rather not pa;e for a pit:ture There were other trOOJems as well Whitlow: "Yeah. Maybe I questions easily but conceded he wiJh little.Eddie. Yo mom. at 16m wq,e My heightened secmd-balf coofidenc:e should tell you that I coach had no idea what the men's hU nose first. crumbled quickly when I shattered a basketball." coach's name was. Although Evaything sta1ed well as Olaifetz, glass bottle in the stams. axi two days Whitlow is the assistant many fans didn't know coach a university junior and two-year after the garre I was infooml of how basketball coach of Peddie High Steve Steinwedel' s name, some reigning mascot, took me tbroogh the close I came to SIOOihering a baby. School, the third ranked team in attempted a guess. des aiX1 dm'ts Of Blue Henning. An innocent shrug was the bird's New Jersey. "Steinfield," said one fan "Develop a walk that feels like a r;:ply, but inside a sweat-filled college Next! confident!)'. · · chicken," advised Chaifetz. "Walk studerit knew fa sure he wouldn't be Sara Shillinglaw, 10, ballgirl "Stein, answered another. through the stands, hug some kids. rocrning with the AibDsas Razaback for the women's team for the last "Steinwhatever," said a third. sbalce one peqlle's lmds. am ... and Mr. Peanut at the next mascot three seasons, showed she knows Precision dancer Jody Weber And what? caiq). her basketball better than the was asked if she knew what "Doo't talk." (A TU/e, by the way, Ya.Jhkid, O.K.IknowhuNtojly. Review sports reporter asking goaltending ,fas. which Cll'l be broken wilh ajrimdly '.)0 It would be lovely to em this article the questions. "If you are standing in the boi mother' insult if a kid gets too with so~ beautiful conclusion about Review: Do you know what for more than five seconds?" · obrlaxious) playing with children and bow being the clock above the backboard is Sorry. . So cif I went, out a side closet aiX1 the Hen was a great learning for? Father Michael Szupper of the imo a nmsllWS Cmvoaowd- well, ~ Shillinglaw: "You only have Thomas More Oratory in Newark Dlally atn.t 200peqlle-wbo IW!d That, however, wru1d hardly be the 30 seconds to shoot the ball, and admits he is no basketball do witbW some chl.uqJ in a chicken truth. (the clock] times you." expert, but has an inside scoop llJit annoying their ldds. When the game fmally ended and Review: Well, you're right, on the game from his friend Plded with a nervous energy last the suit was removed, my face was except that you have 4.5 seconds. Keila Whittington, the women's felt while picking up my high scmol covered with enough swe8l to em the Shillinglaw: "No, for men's team's assistant coach. junior JXOm date. I was immediately great drought of 1916. Once-sturdy you have 45 seconds, women "If I see something that I bombarded by a group of kids, one knees ached like those of a 12-year you have 30 seconds." don't understand, Keila fills me hiRiing ~ lll "'Jr Blue Hen is full c:i Jrofessiooal football player, and one Review: Oh. in about what happens later," he funk" sign. . rrue screaming bra wru1d be the final Other fans, like freshman said. "It's free instructions." Sorry, I'm no1 an anusemenJ par/r. key to a psycho ward. Rachel Saifer, are still learning All types, including amateurs, ridt. Cl!aifetz deserves a lot

Megan's Mutterings on the bond of sportsmanship The Pearlman File Age:20 oontinued from pase 84 · someone becomes tense or difficult. Maybe it's the sense that it play~ not on whatever has been . . or you just don't have anything to doesn't matter that much; you might troubhng you all day. Hometown: Mahopac, N.Y. to hear the Phllhes beat Monu~al say, try bringing up sports and see if be heartbroken after a loss, but deep Whatever it is, I'm not saying that Major: History ~go on to the 1980 ~~ld ~= things don't improve. down you know there's always next sports can solve all the world's Team: Seattle Mariners -at all leaves a w~ ee ~ ms I don't know what it is. time. problems. Title: Sports Editor wben I.relive these Simple childhood Maybe it's the cut and dry Maybe it just gives you a focus But maybe· they can help. ..Goal: Money ~es. t . t the sport it's answers in sports - there's one for your efforts so your thoughts are Rl'view Sporl-; ~.. ~~~ ~ugsoea along with iL winner and any dispo.~tes are settled only on gelling .~at.pass, blocking Megan McDermott is a sports ~·-w;;;;;:ver conversation with by a referee. that shot, or postUonang for the next writer for The Review P.1per for lhe pl'opk 86. THE REVIEW. March 2 1993 REVIEW SPORTS BY Tl-IE NUMBERS

Blue Hen Box Scores ~ Blue Hen Sportsbuds Delaware Men's basketball box scores Swimming and Diving Delaware New Hampshire 64 Men's NAC Women's NAC 78 ·Championships Championships Maine 72 Delaware 62 Friday-Sunday Friday-Sunday Orono, Maine Orono, Maine Friday Sunday DflAWAif (1W, 9-3 PlAc)....Mceullough DflAWAIIf (11-7,,... N.(c)....Mcculloul#l 200 Freestyle Relay: 1. Drexel, 1:24.06. 2. 200 Freestyle Relay: 1. Northeastern, ONP, EvaN 2-3 1·2 5, Buck 1·1 ()..() 3, DIIIP, EvaN 7·8 2·616, Buck 0.0 ().() 0, Delaware, 1 :24.81. 3. Northeastern, 1:38.99. 2. Boston University, 1:39.35. 3. Bladhurst 2-6 1·4 7, Edward~ 2·2 0.0 4, Bladhurst 1·3 0.0 2, Edward. ().()().0 0, 1:25.18. New Hampshire, 1 :39.50. ~~ 2·4 ()..() 6, HIH DNP, Pearl 5-114-4 Deadwvief 0.7 ().() 0, HUI DNP, Pearl5·10 3·3 14, Wrfl#lt4-103·410, OunkleyS-114·514, SOO Freestyle: 1. Matt Hickey, Drexel, SOO Freestyle: 1. Jessica Gerber, NE, 4:34.54. 2. Dix, UNH, 4:36.17. 3. Cullen, 5 :05.66. 2. Whitney, BU, 5:11.94. 3. lJ;::O,."st;~ti.~4~ ~~n~~ -~~l:.!~·18- Johnson 1·3 4·4 6, Strine DNP. ~ 23·52 15· l2 78. 2262. Drexel, 4:38.14. Lubix, Delaware,S:13.6:L MAINE (1~14, WNAC}-Tenell7-14 ().1 NEW HAMI'SHIH (5·20, 3·10 NACI-o.vi5 200 lndivdual Medley: 1. Hany 200 Individual Medley: 1. Lauren Curtis, 17, Hwwy1·5 4-4 6, Elder()..() 0.0 0, Arena 5· Alexander, Drexel, 1 :54.26. 2. Mcfarland, BU, 2:05.61•. :L Castellanos, Delaware, 11 5-! 17, Sl Laurent DNP, Hunt 1·3 ()..() 2, !!~~~~';I t!:h!"!~.. ~r: UNH, 1:54.41. 3. Rog, Maine, 1 :56_. 91. :Z:09.7Z. 3. Paige, NE1 2:10.11 . )ens 4-11 1·1 9, Malleille ().5 2·2 2, ColliN 1· Wilson 2·5 1·2 5, Montanari 2•3 2·2 6, Manor SO Freestyle: 1. Kurt [eslle, NE, 21.14. 2. SO Freestyle: 1. Jenniter Lamontagne, NE, 1 0.(1 2, Kemon 0.2 0.0 0, Hillman ()..() ().() 0, 2 8 Brownlns, Drexel, 21.21 . 3. Trac:ey, 24.29°. 2. Amos, Vermont 24.39. 3. Bouchard 8-18 0.0 17. Totak 27-7212·16 72. ~~~i? 1~·/~~~:! ~f- ~i ~:-:.~- ' Halftime..-OeWNant 45, Maine 37. Three- Halftime New Hamlllhlre 17, Delaware 35. Delawue, :n .J:L · Collazo, Drexel, 24.57. Three-point p'-Delaware 1·5 (()@adwvief (). Three-Meter Diving: 1. Tom Hines, One Meter DMW: 1. Jane Detlma, NE, c=fu:t~~~~!!,'t..~\'. 1), 3, Peail1·2), New Hampihlre 4·12 (MacDonald Maine, 413.15. 2.Ricciardl, Drexel, 370.90. 2. Clava ia, BU, 336.5. 3. Maine 6·16 (Tenell3-'1, Arena 2·3, Hunt0-1, 4·11, Montanari 0.1). Fouled out-Wright. 399.70. 3. Rlchuda, Delaware, 397.70. Bentzen, BU, 32 .8. Reboundi-()@laware 32 (EvaN 9), New 400 Medley Relay: 1. Drexel, 3:28.25. 2. 400 Medley Relay: 1. Northeastern, :%·~&Jt.~~~7 Hamfllhlre 32 (MacDonald 6) ...... _ · Boston University, 3:28.98. 3. New 3:58.51°. 2. BoltOn University, 4:00.41 . (Ou~ 11), Maine 34 (Boudl.rd 12) • ...... _ Delaware 9 (Pearl 3), New Hamfllhlnt 14 Hampshire, 3:29.67. 3. Drexel, 4:02.11. Oelawn 12 (Peart 5), Maine 16 (HurM)' 9). (MacDonald 4). Technlcal6-noile. Total fou'­ Total fouk-Oellware 111, Maine 26. Oelaware 20, New Hamfllhlre 20. A-1,0011. 200 Medley Relay: 1. Drexel, 1:36.12. 2. 200 Medley Relay: 1. Boston Unive111ty, Technlca'-none. A-1,712. Refereea Aobelt Referes- Fran Connely, Barry Spears, Bob Delaware, 1:36.19. 3. BoiiOn University, 1 :49.98•. 2. Drexel, 1:51.40. 3. Madlpn, Ed Batapwki, ROICDII Baker. Madlpn. 1:~6.38. Northeastern, 1:51 .45. 400 Individual Relay: 1. Mike Dill, UNH, 400 Individual Relay: 1. Beckv Paige, NE, 4 :04.60°. 2. Mcfarland, UNH, 4 :06.61 . 4 :39.65•. 2. Calderone, UNH, 4:3"8.82. 3. Delaware Women's basketball box scores 3. Baldino, Drexel, 4:11.54. Cutellil1101, Delaware, 4:41.63. 100 Butterfly: 1. Michael Vennett, . 1 00 Butterfly: 1. Betsy Am06, Vermont, Delaware 73 Northeastern, 51.72. 2. Leslie, 57.86°. 2. Collazo, Drexel, 58.78. 3. Maine 58 New Hampshire 67 Northeastern, 51.84. 3. Caruso, UNH, Bernadette, NE, 58.82. Delaware 53 52.09. 200 Freestyle: 1. Whitney, BU, 1 :54.25. (OT) 200 Freestyle: 1. Matt Hickey, Drexel, 2. Lamontagne, NE, 1:54.96. 3. Gerber, 1:40.78. 2. Cullen, Drexel, 1:43.35. 3. NE, 1:57.43. Friday Sunday Browning, Drexel, 1:43.91. 1 00 Breaststroke: 1. Stacey Duda, Drexel, NAC Men's Basketball Standings 100 Breaststroke: 1. Pat ODonnell, UNH, 1 :07.51•. 2. Curtis, BU, 1:07.61. 3. MAINE (6-11, 3-9 ~Brlr, 2·13 0.0 6, NfW HAMPSHIRE (16-7,,... NAQ-Daly 5 8·20 ().0 18, RU55ell3·9 2·4 8, Seiden 4·20 6-8 58.05. 2. Alexander, Drexel, 58.65. 3. )ackman1 UNH, 1 :08.00. As of March 1, 1993 ~uJ~;a£ ~;! ~~7 ~~~;, t,;;ly !~i2~l~ 0 7 Rush, BU, 58.70 100 Baci

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