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UP FRONT In last Thursday's News and Observer. there was an article reporting the end of the UNC system's probe into allegations of wrongdoings at N.C. State. The investigation ended Monday. June l9. The N&O reported that the players on the 1988-89 NCSU bas- ketball team refused to talk to state investigators. Also. it was reported that Wolfpack coach Jim Valvano refused to release busi- ness records the investigators had requested. The N&0 article explained that coach Valvano refused to allow the commission to examine records of his private company, J'I'V Enterprises. Samuels H. Poole. vice chairman of the UNC Board of Governors and chair of the commission that conducted the probe. said that his commis- sion was getting a lot of information from peo- ple who had dealt with players: summer employers, teachers. people who had sold them automobiles and people who had used 'tickets. Poole said that his commission was getting that side of the story. but that they were never able to deny, verify or substantiate, or get any of the particulars of the other side. The other side is, of course. the NCSU Athletics side. Now. ‘ First of all. we applaud coach Valvano for refusing to open his private business records to the probe. As UNC Trustees Chairman Edward I. Wiesiger put it. “I wouldn’t open mine, either." Second. we feel that by stonewalling the investigation. the players on the 1988-89 basketball squad have sent out the wrong message. While they do have the right not to be grilled at the whim ofthe UNC System. the way that they have gone about exercising their right has turned out to be ambiguous. not to men- tion open to question. The players need to clarify their silence. either through the media or through the commission. with an actual statement such as, “We feel we do not have to answer to this probe because. ...” Until we get some kind of clarification, their silence leaves the lingering question: Is there something going on at NCSU's basketball program?

A SYMBOL OF GREATNESS, PART II? DAPHNE EDWARDS Gov. Jim Martin has taken to in N.C. If Martin has chosen prancing about Raleigh shaking the flag over freedom due to an his patriotic rattle. Last week he allegiance to the Republican urged the General Assembly to party platform or President ratify and integrate a flag Bush’s call for a flag amend- amendment into the N.C. ment. he may follow according- Constitution. Under the amend- ly when confronted with wom- ment, Martin calls for flag des- en‘s freedom and abortion ecration to be deemed a misde- rights. If he was prompted by meanor with either a two-year traditionally safe provincial jail sentence or a costly fine for logic. abortion rights are hang- the despicable offender. ing by an even thinner thread. Gosh Jim. good thinking. Gubematoria. elections are in Where did you get that idea? 1992. Martin can either do a lot Are the rural gadfly con- of good or a lot of damage in stituents on your back or are the meantime. As governor he you just following the safe holds veto power over all legis- nationalistic lead of the honor— lation. He is also the key politi- able Oval Office? It seems cal leader of the state whose President Bush has provided stand will greatly influence oth- the precedent and Martin is fol- «decision-makers. lowing in his shadow. Or could It is inevitable that he will it be that patriotic zealotry tak- respond to the abortion contro- en hold of his heart and versy soon. Victorian conventionality a If he uses the same logic or hold of his mind. Liberation the same sources to decide the seems to be lost. abortion issue that it seems he Either way. this flag desecra— used to decide the flag issue. tion declaration indicates a ten- the women of N.C. are in trou- uous future for abortion rights ble. 4 [ULY26. TEIIHNews

$500,000 51-year-old theater demolished By Wade donated to Babcock Assistant News Editor scholarships The Ambassador Theater in downtown Raleigh saw its final By Robert Settle days this month as the Stall Writer rumble of bulldozers and wrecking balls The John T. Caldwell Scholarship shook the Fayetteville Program received a donation of $500,000 from Earl T. Jones. retired president of the Street Mall. The Si- Jesse Jones Sausage Company. The gift. year—old theater is given in honor of Jones'v wife. Linda. will being demolished to fund l2 scholarships. make way for the 28- According to Bryce R. Younts. N.C. story First Union State director of alumni relations, the first Capitol Center and a Caldwell/Jones Scholarships will be parking lot. awarded to freshmen through the Merit The theater featured Awards Program for the I989—90 the film “Radio City academic year. Three scholarships will be Revels", starring Ann awarded this fall, with an additional three Miller, on opening added each year until the full complement night. Feb. 2|. I938. of l2 scholars is reached. Bargain-hour tickets "It is a big boost to our program." said were a quarter and Younts. children got in for ten In recognition of the gift, Chancellor cents. It was Raleigh's Bruce Poulton said. “The generosity and first air-conditioned foresight displayed by Earl and Linda theater, with Jones in this gift will go far toward earphones for its In those days, $2 could buy tickets for blue-gray Eton jackets with double rows enhancing our Merit Awards Program, hearing-impaired patrons, and rhinestone- two to a feature movie, a newsreel, a of buttons. They signaled each other designed to attract top scholars to North trimmed curtains. cartoon, drinks and enough change for ice where seats were available by placing Carolina State University." Men wore coats and ties. women cream after the show. Talk about an their fingers over certain buttons on their The Caldwell scholarships are the donned their Sunday best, and they all sat entertainment bargain. jacket. university‘s most prestigious awards for in leather and chrome seats. The marquee Over $250,000 went to build the theater, entering freshmen. Last year more than boasted 40,000 watts and was called the which had a stage for live ShOWS as well. The Ambassador was the first theater in L200 high school seniors applied for the brightest spot in the city. Elvis Presley appeared in the 50‘s and Raleigh with CinamaScope and with scholarships. Selection is based upon Mrs. Nevada F. Hearn of New Hill “The Sound of Music" enjoyed a year- 70mm film. The list of firsts doesn’t stop academic achievement and potential for remembers when she was 19, going to see long run. there. The destruction of this grand movie leadership and scholarship through a movies with groups of her friends in An Italian painter was imported to paint house leaves Raleigh as the first major process that includes faculty and alumni 1938. “it was a real big thing to see a the intricately-carved plaster designs on North Carolina city to lose all its interviews. movie." she said. the walls and ceiling. The ushers wore downtown theaters. Renewal of the awards requires full-time status and maintenance of a 3.0 grade point average. Reynolds Foundation donates Markert receives The program has grown through donations from alumni and friends. There $25,000 for improved speech award for work were l06 Caldwell Scholars on campus last year. By Teebu Philip in biotechnology Jones. a native of Danville, Va., attended Stafl Writer 15th. Rebecca Leonard, Gail Washington and Lee University. He has Hawkins and Daniel A. DeJoy of established scholarship endowments there the NCSU speech-communication By Robert Settle and at Lee-McRae College in Banner Elk, N.C. State has received a $25,000 department will help Locke in Staff Writer N.C.. where he serves on the board of grant from the Z. Smith Reynolds administering the program. trustees and holds an honorary degree. Foundation of Winston-Salem. This An N.C. State professor has just received an Additionally, Jones has endowed the grant will go toward developing a The Z. Smith Reynolds international award for his work in isozymes and prestigious Virginia W. Jones Scholarships program to improve speaking skills Foundation was established in electrophoresis. . at Peace College and is a member of the ofblack high school students. 1936. The foundation has given Clement L. Markert, distinguished university Peace College ofRaleigh Foundation. grants to people throughout the research professor ofanimal science, was awarded A strong supporter of higher education, The program “Talking: Success state for an overall total of $150 the third annual Hirai Prize by the Society of Jones said, “We believe in giving young, on the Street and in the School" million. Recently the foundation Electrophoresis of Japan. The award was ambitious people an opportunity to do will use 25 black Wake County has been focusing on improving presented to him at the sixth annual conference, something in the world. We view this gift high school seniors who plan to education and installing social where he was lecturing on various aspects of as an investment in our way of life, our attend college. The goal of the programs for women and biotechnology. state and our country." program is to increase cross- minorities. One of the nation's leading geneticists, Markert cultural communication skills by originated the field of isozymes. which is the study personal and public speaking. After David D. Voelz. chairman of the oftwo or more chemically distth but functionally a year of tutelage. the students Minority Education Fund Raising similar enzymes. lsozymes can be sparated by gel participating in the program will Committee of the NCSU Education electrophoresis, a process that separates molecules display their improved Foundation, said. “I am very in a fluid or gel by using electrical charges. 0 @6117”? communication skills at a state- excited about this unique The award acknowledges Markert for his work wide conference for educators. opportunity to develop a model in isozymes and the contribution that work made program to improve speaking and to the field ofelectrophoresis. WQQZD Don C. Locke, head of the communication skills which are so Markert joined NCSU’s department of animal department of counselor education important to the future careers of science in 1985. He previously was chairman of in the NCSU College of Education minority students and to the the Yale University department of biology and and Psychology. will lead the competitive stance of the state‘s director of Yale’s Center for Reproductive games program which begins on August economy.” Biology. _ jULY26. I989 TECHSidetrade

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Talented State defensive backs ‘Vicious’ By Jim Rea In addition to his 86 tackles. Campbell as he moves to the free safety position Barry Anderson, a senior from Chamblee, Staff Writer caused six fumbles and recovered one vacated by Peach Bowl MVP Michael Ga.. will likely fill the vacancy left by broke up ll passes, had three quarterback Brooks. Vinson at the othercomerback spot. Strong safety Jesse Campbell, team leader hurries and II tackles Others battling for in tackles in l988, leads a vicious group of for losses. playing time at the Anderson started one game last year when returning deep backs into this season's That is about as safety positions will Vinson was injured and also saw extensive campaign. good as it gets at be Dexter Royal, a playing time in passing situations. Three starters. Campbell, free safety safety. and those junior from . As State's "nickel” back he contributed Femandus “Snake" Vinson and comerback numbers earned Greensboro. 24 tackles and two interceptions. .loe Johnson return to a unit that just might Campbell ACC sophomores Keith Competing with Anderson for duty on the be the best in the South. Rookie of the Year ' Johnson,‘ from ' ”u. comers will be sophomores Marc Latta of Barry Anderson also played behind honors and a first- J0... Apopka, Fla.. and Hillsborough and Wade Burton of Holly Vinson in all ll games last season and will team all-ACC Campbell James Foshee, from Vinson as well as red-shirt freshman likely be the fourth starter. sclec‘io'L * Montgomery, Ala. Springs. As a true freshman last season. Campbell But the Wolfpack's talent in the along with red-shirt freshman Sebastian Therome George from Shelby. earned a reputation as one of the league's secondary does not end with Campbell. Savage, out ofCarlisle, S.C. State led the ACC in total defense last hardest hitters and compiled the kind of Vinson is another deep back known for his Returning to his comerback spot, Joe fall. finishing eighth in the country in that numbers one might only expect from a ability to sever opponents from reality. Johnson may also be a contender for all- category. seasoned veteran. A junior from Montgomery, Ala., Vinson conference honors. The Vanceboro native's five interceptions had 73 tackles and four interceptions from Johnson, a two-year starter from With the Pack's secondary nearly intact for 7| yards and one touchdown led the his comerback spot last season. Hackensack, N..l.. piled up 56 tackles and for the 1989 season, opponents may again This year he is a preseason all-ACC pick picked offone pass last fall. have a hard time finding the end zone.

LeMond, Calcavecchia show their mettle overseas lt's great to be an American, stages. But he survived the I can remember reading a lot of about some other State grads in isn’t it? mountains and was 50 seconds articles on the fact that Americans sports? Just when the world thought behind leader Laurent Fignon lag behind Europeans and others —Rick Hendrick. Hendrick they had us down, we strike back. going into the final time trial. when it comes to swinging the ole owns the three Hendrick I love it. It couldn't have In 15 miles, LeMond gained 58 golfclub. Ha, I say. Ha! Motorsports teams on the happened at a better time. either. seconds to win. It's an Calcavecchia won. And Payne NASCAR Winston Cup series. I Of course, I'm talking about the accomplishment that should Stewart, Tom Watson and Fred don’t know what he graduated in, United States‘ dramatic triumphs warrant superstar status for him in Couples weren‘t far behind. I if he did at all. but he did go to at two of the world's premier a comeback. Maybe in a few the United States. We all should can’t wait ’til we kick their tails State when he was a car salesman events, the British Open and the years he’d be in good enough be proud of him because his when the Ryder Cup rolls around. in Raleigh a few years back. Tour de France. And think, we're shape to be able to contend for the determination, desire and It's too bad the Americans lost —-Jerry Punch. 01', better yet, Dr. celebrating the greatest triumph in win again. discipline are all qualities the Davis Cup semifinals to the Jerry Punch. He’s now an the history of mankind this week. Then I heard he was in the lead. Americans thrive on. Way to go, West Germans. Oh, well. announcer for Winston Cup races Americans are remembering the Well, that‘s unbelievable. I Greg. Nothing's perfect. on the Motor Racing Network and 20th anniversary Neil thought. It's nice he’s winning, Not to be outdone, Mark ESPN, among others. He’s one of Armstrong's and Buzz Aldrin‘s but let’s all be realistic. At least Calcavecchia stormed to the front Here’s something I've wanted to the best around and is well moonwalk. he‘s trying his best. All on the last day of the 118th write all summer, but I’ve never respected for his radio talents. First. Greg LeMond rallied to Americans ought to be proud of rendition of the British Open. gotten around to it. Rusty Wallace credits Punch for win cycling's greatest event. The him for trying. When Wayne Grady of Australia You've all heard about Chucky helping him recover from a American is lucky to be alive. let Then, a few days later, he was and countryman Greg Norman Brown. Sidney Lowe, Mike Quick rollover last year at Bristol, Tenn. alone trying to win the Tour for still in the lead. 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Corey sees more movies PEPPERVILLE — I really The Roger Rabbit cartoon that. feel bummed out that soon this comes with “Honey" was all whole thing called Party Favors right. Sure it's a treat to see a will be over. Maybe someday I new Disney cartoon. But too will be able to look at these old many of the jokes are rehashed gems of wisdom while from old cartoons and Three polishing off a bottle of Night Stooges episodes. Worth a Train. ganden But how can I dwell on the “Honey" follows in Disney's past without announcing that classic tradition of really goofy issue 30 of“Love and Rockets" has finally come out. family films like “Freaky Friday" and “Super Dad." The Bros. Hernandez were supposed to come out The special effects are a trip. The flight of the with it back in early April. But it was worth the wait. bumblebee is worth the price alone. Take a kid along For those who wanted to know. Winona Ryder has with you. yet to turn down my proposal. Morton Downey Jr. has been canceled. and so BATMAN another angry voice has had a telephone pole shoved At the core of this Batmania summer is the movie down his throat. Gotta go. “A Current Affair" just although that can be easily overlooked in the wave came on. of merchandising that has flooded the marketplace. But, what about the movie‘.’ Double Tiny Dead For starters, will Adam West please shut up about “Dead Poets Society" and “Honey, I Shrunk the how he should have played Batman? The guy is Kids" are good summer fare. nearly on Social Security. Something about a senior Robin Williams does not dominate “Poets" as the citizen Batman that just doesn't do anything for me. commercial seems to make it out, and this is great “Get the Bat-Geritol. Alfred." shouldn't be one of movie. Williams takes on the mystique of former the Caped Crusader's lines. student come back to teach and doesn’t just slip into Michael Keaton is perfect for the role and if you've a two-hour comedy routine. got a problem with it. you can call Warner Bros. The worst part about the film is that it all takes Jack Nicholson held up as the Joker. I still have a Dear R. in R., weight. While the weight was in place in the fall and winter. After it was over I had soft spot for Cesar Romero. but Jack provided a If a transfer truck was the air. the scales would show a this desire to wear a sweater even though it was 95 lovely twist ofthe demonic and the psychotic. carrying a load of pigeons in its slight decrease in weight. The degrees outside. See COREY, page 8 trailer and all those pigeons average weight. though, would he were to suddenly begin flying the same. AND WIN": HlTl-l around the inside of that truck Therefore. from a dynamic ALL rurs‘btRK at once, would the weight of the standpoint. the air that the birds' truck decrease or stay the bodies would be replacing would KNléillT" 51W? same? be pushed against the surface of the truck by the fluttering of the Alan Clark birds‘ wings. \ fl, SR, Mechanical Eng. Technically speaking. when fl.‘ considering the mass of the truck Dear Al. and the birds as one unit. it The weight would remain the doesn't matter where the birds _ . o... same. are, they are still there and pan of Think of it like this: Ifthe truck that unit. were on a set of scales and you Thanks once again to a very \‘ were in its trailer holding a large receptive Dr. Steve Reynolds for (*9 weight and you threw it up. just his explanation of the logistics v before you threw it up the scales behind this question. would read a slight increase in See RAMSEY, page 8 ./ ’ Illlr .1 \\\ ROBERT JAMES MILLER, Ph.D. ' i V‘ ATTORNEY AT LAW ’ IMMIGRATION LAW - LABOR CERTIFICATION D.W.I. 3404 Lake Boone Trail Raleigh. North Carolina 27607 781-8151 _--—----—-----——_----—-‘ I , I : Frank 5 Pizza : l : And Restaurant : FREE t in with I : g this coupggibngmedium I l \. ”5/ or large pizza. Not valid I Thursday or Friday I ““““ L0. _Ns. _ Luvs- mane: Situwvsntst. 232-221; } jUIJ’26, I989 ,— 'l‘lSIZ‘HSidetracks

Corey becomes Bat-voyeur Ramseyianlity Continuedfrom page Marisol Mourned The movie is able to support all the hype The new season of “Remote Control" Continuedfrompage 7 mixing animal blood and cow milk. So that has been piled on top of it. Director makes me want to use my remote control to Dear R.in R., maybe when they decided to give the Tim Burton makes the whole thing pleasing watch the Home Shopping Network. The Why, oh why, are fire engines red? engine a color they used what was easiest to watch with his scum-o-rama view of the questions are getting lame. The contestants to make. In Old England. to alert people city. I wanted to move into a studio arejerks. Thejokes are stale. Sheri Humphrey that a building was was on fire, someone apartment in Gotham City. The whole thing isjust plain boring. Grad. Student, LSU would hang a blood-soaked bag outside of But I would have enjoyed some flesh Even Colin Quinn appears to be bored town square to amass the firefighters. action between Keaton and love interest while smoking his butts at the bar. Dear Sheri, Perhaps the color is a carry-over from those Kim Basinger. Actually I would have The new hostess is the absolute pits. This came in a Tampax package (no days. gotten a kick out of seeing Kim doing it Alicia Coppola is a zilch. She doesn‘t do joke). which may explain why there was But I still haven’t answered your with .lack, just to see if he was green all anything except announce what the grand drool all over the letter. This does not question. Why are fire engines red? Well, oven prizes will be. She is pretty much a pretty explain why an obviously sexually roses are red, too. Two and two are four. The only stupid scene ill the entire film is nonentity. disturbed sleazebag would ask a question Four and four are eight. Four and eight are the last one. which features Batman and the The producers of “Remote Control" need like this. However, according to resources twelve. There are twelve inches on a ruler. Batslgnal. The shot is so damn cornbally. If to bring Marisol back to the show. Back from DH. Hill, the fire engine. even in its Queen Mary was a ruler. Queen Mary was you can blink for about It) seconds, it's when Marisol was the hostess. she was earliest days. which was the late I4OOS, has a ship. Ships sail on the sea. Fish swim in worth missing. queen of the airwaves. Besides her snappy always been red. Why? Good question. I do the sea. Fish have fins. The Russians fought “Batman" is not as good as “Do The comments on the situation, she would rub know that barns are traditionally red the Finns. Fire trucks are always rushin‘. 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