4 THE INDIANAPOLIS JOURNAL, SUNDAY, APRIL 10, 1904. PART TWO

would artee If young men were prohibited ; who has noted the numerous Incomplete received the answer that it would be In vio- favorite "get-poor- " schemes of millionaires with either the best cf company or the most complete STORIES THAT ARE TOLD. JOURNAL so money do. of individual- THE SUNDAY from reading their favorite chapter of physical specimens among the benedicts of lation of the Constitution to grant the much they don't know what to solitudes; it is the stronghold of favor. Campbell, "what Now comes the news that $30,000 was recently ism. McClure's Magazine. SUNDAY, APRiL 10. 19C4. "heart-to-hea- rt talks with girls." by Edi- hi acquaintance knows that women are "Ah." said Mr. A Xcgnt'ii It rtort. Is the Constitution between friends?" Mr. paid in London for another Louis XV snuff box tor Iiok. not exacting In the matter of husbands and that a patriotic American Immediately of- Hall, Columbia!" Arr.on? the employes of the Bureau of Engrav- ti:li:piiom: Campbell was an Irishman and his blun- ing nrgr In the calls. and do not insict upon their being "an fered 110.000 in order that this treasure might Doubtless the secretary of the navy I slrr.p!y and Printing is a who has ben ders of speech an object of ridi- yt-ar- s 7 m. midnight through V made him Star-spangl- ed bureau for many wh is noted tor Either Comranv a. to - IMI'HOVKMKM OF AVIIITK III Kit. come to America. falling into line In declaring that "The an! the and from 6 p. m. tt mldnijtht on Sun- there." cule on the stump. Once when he was in good humor and a certain degree of wit. A days,wkask for the Journal, then the Jotim.il Among the suggestions made for pre dis- Joseph II. Smith, head of the Mormon Church, Banner" is the national air of this nk wanted. With all this, however, the Journal Is Congress he was summoned in haste from few days an Irishman. al employed in the operator for the department or Individual venting floods In vicinity is has not much the appearance of a preacher. A country, and In consequently ao THE WEEK future this that posed to believe that the New York lady New York vote against bureau, after having e ncour.tered th- - r.ejrro "in AFTER MIDNIGHT THROUGH to Washington to thin, aquiline nose, deeply furrowed cheeks, "Hall. Columbia!" It is rather a pity. tx. AND BEFuKE P. M. ON SUNDAYS. the national government be urged to dredge stampeded an important debate," remarked: "Jim. you must N an should not be blamed for being bill and on his arrival at the very steel-rimme- d "Hall, Columbia:" Is least an American Old Telephone Editorial. S?.?2 and 3093; circula- bright eyes behind spectacle, at - Is held Irishman?" tion, lirfl; counting- room. White river on the grouud that it and permanently disaffected when her House he said to his party leaders: short cut hair only slightly gray ar.d a para- tune, which the other Is not. Moreover. It Is SKI count-!n- c "Oh. go replied Is bad 'oupa New Telephone Editorial, hn. or J7.; to be a navigable stream. Dredging and "What's the matter wid you duoks? I've white heavy gold singable, while the other is not. and the words 'lor.c." Jim. "It room or circulation department. 22S-- lover's ear dropped into her lap. One is renal beard reaching to his to be h of It are easily a nigser." Philadelphia Ledger. widening the river and removing obstruc seeing glass been sick. Ask me doctor, and he'll tell chain are his characteristic physical fea- memorable, which those of the more or less accustomed to you other are not. There is no more melancholy tions would, of course, facilitate the flow me system is full of insomnia." tures. In answering questions, and even when A Truly Hoatnnlan Tramp. TKHM! OF SIHSCIUPTIOS. eyes, china teeth and wigs, and their he rises In place longer spectacle or audition than that of a party of prevent over- his to make a statement citi- - SUBURBS. of the stream and tend to Edwin D. mort useful BT CARRIER -- INDIANAPOLIS and falsity, being a commonplacs thing, A Indianapolis and of his own n.cticn. his manner is of a man casual Americans at a public function at which Mead. "Boston's - former resident of that Century Daily and Sunday. LCc a month. 12c ,elc- . flows, but it is not likely Congress would how- It occurs to some patriotic malefactor that it be- zen" and founder of the Twentieth Dally, 40c a month. 10c wee. causes no mental shock. The car, valued contributor to the Journal, in a accustomed to dealing in terms of precision without Sunday, Idea of so Improving it. hooves them to attempt "the national air." They Club, met a tramp one Mizzardy night last win- Sunday, without daily. 5c a week. enttrtaln the ever, is commonly regarded as a fixed recent communication thus calls to mind a rather than of an exhorter or a magnetic leader tramp Single copies: Dally. 2 ct-nt- Sunday. 5 cents. who sway can neither remember the words, nor. even with ter near the Hotel Vendome. When the The suggestion seems to be based on the sweet-soule- news- can thousands. : BY EVERYWHERE. organ, and to sec it fall from the head d man known to the older the support cf a band, manage the tune, and akci him for a nickel Mr. Mead. Ixir.g a be- AGENTS Idea Congress streams Daily. per week. 10 that declares certain must not only be startling, is also paper workers of the city: before the end of the first verse they straggle liever In scientif.c clutrity. toll him to apply to cent. 15 but . Life' Record. Dally. Sunday included, per week. cent. to be navigable and thereby assumes the One who knew Leigh Hunt well said of and fall by the wayside, and peter out miser- the Y. M. C. A. - Sunday, per issue, cent. likely to convey the impression that other person. I believe, I have trod the upward and downward slope; responsibility duty of improving him: "He is the only ably, and the o.Hcious person at whose in- "I did. sir." replied the tramp, with serene BIT MAIL PREPAID. and them. fragments of its owner may at any time who. if he saw something yellow In the I have endured and done in days before; hate -- asses of dignity, I was not treated .re pect fully." Daily edition, rn Trear That is a mistake. Congress exercises cer distance, and was told it was a buttercup, I have longed for all, and bid farewell to hope; stigation they have made themselves. "but Laiiy Sunday, one year bo scattered about. The New York lady was Heaven," the English "Well, why don't you try the Y. M. C. U.r and na- would be disappointed if he found it And I have lived and loved, and closed the door. Unlike "Anacreon in Sunday only, on year tain authority over streams which are might unnaturally, her i" D. once wrote was Mr. Mead's quizzical suggestion. think, not that only a guinea.' Ben House Robert Louis Stevenson. tune to which Key's words were fitted. "Hall, Weekly Edition. turally navigable and sometimes aids na lover's remaining car might part from its of Dan Paine: 'Ue found in buttercups the Columbia!" Is of native origin, having been The tranip then straightened up with utmost J by gold missed from out his pocket." hauteur and remarked: have decided One copy, ona year ture improving them, but it does not de moorings any moment or she composed by a Thiladelphian as "President "I fO-- r. 5 Centa at that Quiet, shy retiring Dan Paine lives JOURNAL ENTRIES. On alx month clare, them navigable. The chief-o- f engi and Washington's Grand March." and afterward lontrcr to deal with institutions. I have fount, Ca copy, three months 2i cents might suddenly come into the uudesircd on in the memory of his friends, though his as Carlyle says, Institutions, like the letter direc- Joined to the verbal celebration of the revolu- that No utscription taken for Icsj than three neers is authorized at any time, by many in His Own Place. p. help!" possession of his nose. If she really loved faithful heart has been still these ,Each "heaven-bor- n band," to which it are always f:rt in pity, but last in months. tion of Congress, to order surveys of rivers, tionary heroes, Subscribe with any of our numerous agents or him, she could not wish to see him without years. Union Man I want my rights. is still sung. It has also its association. One of Collier's Weekly. mho subscription to and if they are found to justify improve- Nonunion Man Well, you needn't think I've them that famous occasion in Samoan waters, these features, and she could hardly do pub- is JOURNAL NEfcSPAPEB CO. ments Congress may only That $120,000 set of Dickens, whose got 'em. war- Tripped tbe Professor. Ihl lMUftAfOLIS order them, but otherwise than to flee from the painful when the crews of the doomed American yet fuller-powere- lication is so widely heralded, is not ships d British frigate Profe.or Phelps, who disliked mathematics, Indianapolis, Ind. to promote commerce. The law says: spectacle. cheered the Even though she. realized that sold, but there is no doubt that some The Symbol of Ignorance. as she out thfe sea and safety and was ence walking with Professor Newton, who Persons wn.lln? th Journal through the malls The secretary of war shall cause to bo steamed "to eight or a only one ear was removable, if it chanced buy it. is ridiculous How do you feel about caste?" when, as it, cheerful spirit of began dlsci-in- g a problem ko deep that his in tle Untied States should put on an . prepared and submitted to Congress, in con millionaire will It a Stevenson tells the tweive-pa.- a paper stamp; on a ixi--m- Oh, the most unenlightened have the in- companion could a twenty a a nection with the reports of examinations to be the ear into which she had just been thing, at best: Dickens, the most demo nations old Kimberley made a brave face against not follow It. He fell Into .r tniv.fnur.taze ra&er. and surveys of here- most of brown study, from he was aroused by itamp. Foreign postage is usually double these rivers and harbors intending to whisper soft nothings she cratic of all authors, masquerading in this evitable disaster, when he paraded the band of which rates. after made by order of Congress, full state Trenton upon quarterdeck the echoea Newton's en-.phat- assertion, "and that, you publication m ments of all existing tending to show could hardly look upon lying lonesomely extravagant garb! The edition is illustrated the his and All MtnmiinliillAni Intended for facts it Civilized In Spots. Apia of "Hail, see. gives us x!" thi paper must. In order to receive attention, be to what extent the general commerce of by French and Italian artists another in- of harbor resounded to the strains of the In her lap without poignant emotions not VThose "Docs it?" asked Mr. Phelps, politely. accompanied by the came and address the country will be promoted by the several congruity. The millionaires can have it, barbarous Russians!" Columbia!" writer. works or improvements contemplated by all of fond affection. She might love the "Oh, no; in Russia no person over eighty 13 No In "Why. doesn't it?" exclaimed the professor, ,' Rejected manuscripts will not be returned un and welcome. wonder that tune Is cherished the jess purpose. such examinations and surveys, to the end ex- allowed to marry." United navy. It Is but excitedly, alarmed at the possibility of a flaw potae is Incloaed for that public moneys be applied ex man, but she could not reasonably be States Let us admit that Entered as second-clas- s matter at Indianapolis, that shall not a wooden tunc, wooden words, In calculations. Quickly his mind ran back Ind.. postoflice. cepting where such improvements shall pected to love him on the installment plan. The New York Legislature is about to associated with his Exercise by Proxy. but also let us not forgot it i Associated and detected a mistake. tend to subserve the general commercial These who condemn her are not looking at pass a bill giving Niagara Falls to a pri- that 1 and navigable interests of the United . w you so with wooden Really Mr. Moody had no are . right. Mr. Phelps. You are right!" III. Hill JIILll.ldli vate appears to be no Harriet Do tell me hat it is like walls. "You rfaces: States. the matter from the standpoint of justice. corporation. There much about a game of baseball? choice but to it, but let us hope shouted the profesror. "It doesn't give us x; L. Can be found at the following doubt the measure will go through, V CHICAGO Palmer Houe, Auditorium Annex Thus the authority of Congress to im The man with the poorly fastened ear Is that Harry It makes my blood circulate. that he it with every consideration it gives us y." i vawu corporations will not unea-nonic- al iiniri iwarrr KtartAn ia. prove rivers is based exclusively on the deserving of sympathy, but the lady is not and, if it does, other and respect, and let it be played, as the And from that time Professor Phelps was .Ö hesitate to ask for the Hudson river, Lake Relative. books are allowed to be read, as "lead- upon prodigy as the CINCINNATI J. n. Hau lev &. Co.. Arcade. ground that such improvements will tend to blame 'for her course.. The incident The Alert Paternal looked as a mathematical ; urana Hotel. Ontario and New York harbor. ing to edification." New York Times. first man who ever tripped Newton. The Argo- to promote the general commercial and should serve a good purpose as a warning "Pa. what is ambidextrous?" COLUMBUS. O. Viaduct News Stand. S30 High "Jimmy, it's the way I feel In both trouser naut. tree'. navigable interests of the United States. to other men with wax ears to have them The Cincinnati Times-Sta- r says: "If pockets when you ask me for a nickel." cw X eckwear for Men. to-da- y, ' firmly can- Ananias were alive he would be Son Needed Training. DAYTON. O. V. Wlikle, 23 South Jefferson That this rule has been often violated and attached before they become There Is very little change in shapes. In New J. - - ex- in politics." very long; we have Geo rare. four-in-han- a sen .e street.' a great deal of public money wasted in at- didates for matrimony. Not John und York and other large cities the French d Representative Maddox. ct Georgia, has perts nowadays who would make who recently graduated from law Fchool and , DENVER. Co!. Louthaln A Jackson. Fifteenth tempts to Improve streams that are that "Have you any reforms in view?" seems to be the leading style. In fine 16i7 paltry. $1 V hung out shir.glo In Rome. A few days '"V and l.awrence streets, and A. Smith, naturally unnavlgable is undoubtedly true, SENATOR IIAHD'S AUSIKO HILL. famous liar's efforts look crude and "Yes; it would help both religion and politics goods, scarfs which retail from up. the and has his v.uniA street. If the groceries sold only genuine maple mo-- Ci-inc- h are the most desirable, and several of ago the son visited Washington and had a long Congress has no authority to improve A bill Introduced in Congress by I DES MOINES, la. Mose Jacobs, 203 Fifth street. but Senator A Chicago evangelist prophesies the end lasses." the exclusive furnishers are running talk with his father about the law business. a river for the sole and avowed purpose of Bard, of California, is a queer compound of the world in ninety years. One hates The popular will demand shield tecks. "Oh. yes, father," he said, as the conference LOS ANGELES. Cal. Harry Drapkln. trade preventing overflows. As "White river could of good intentions and absurd provisions. to see a man who hasn't the nerve to set Vernal Gleams. The shields should be very small and covered. neared an end, "I've settled that Blank vs. LOUISVILLE C. T. De'ering.' northwest corner gen- comes daffodil, A little fold or two at the side of the shield Blank suit, which you've had dragging on for or on not possibly be made navigable Congress It proposes to appropriate $130,000 to be a date close enough for the present Now the glowing Tblr.i and Jefferf streets, and Illueield dandelion, too; Is very desirable, as it takes away that other- the past twenty years. xros., 4 west ilarktt street. would have no authority to undertake its given in prizes of $100,000 to the man who eration to livo and see it. He is not game. tThe And sunshine clubs have brought us back wise set appearance. The aprons must be long Judge Maddox almost Jumped from his chair. KEW YORK As tor House. - long-rang- e improvement. can devise a system of tem- Two girls were accidentally locked in the The blessed old tan shoe. and narrow, and also a nice flowing end style "Great Scott, boy!" he exclaimed, "you don't ET. LOUIS Union News Company. Union Denot: Three quarters of a century ago the river perature forecasting, and $00,000 to the will sell. mean that you've gone and settled that case. - f Statue of Liberty at New York and com . World's Fair Newspaper Waguns; Louisiana the shapes season strik- Why, I turned that over to you as a life an- news company carried a great deal more water than it mail who discovers a system 'of long-rang- e pelled to remain all night. All papers Poor, Plain, Old Pa. In necktie of the the Exchange. ing are the almost complete passing nuity." does now, and hope was entertained that it rainfall forecasting. The contest is to be which have made no jokes on this paradox Daughter Pa, I do wish you had some style features BT. JOSEPH. Mo. B. narrow four-ln-han- ds bow styles, Judge Maddox has announced he will re- F. Carrlel. Etation D. will please up about you. of and the that might be made navigable for small steam- open to all sorts of weather cranks and stand and be counted. always being much less worn in winter tire from Congrefs at the end of his present WAbHLNr.TOX. D. C.-R- lggs House. Ebbitt Pa Daughter, I pay all my debts, and that's latter ..ug. ers. In 1S29 the Governor of the State of pretended summer. The shops term. "And I reckon," he said, in relating the Fairfax Hotel. Willard Hotel. rainmakers. Forecasts must bo The maidens of Panama are said to be pretty good style if you only knew it. than in fashionable are y. , . . .-- showing four-in-han- ds SVa incident, a good thing. My son needs fered a reward of $200 to the first steam filed by calendar months for six consecutive of from 2i to Inches "that it's ; ' Hearst cannot derive any great degree surprising beauty, dark and languorous, In long initiation into practice of Washington of boat that should reach Indianapolis. The months, to Similar bat Different. wide at the ends, to be tied a full the law." by the forecast for each month be with ej'es that are fatal at sixty paces. So knot, and a great variety of ascots and English Post. ' satisfaction looking over the stubs re next year one steamboat reached Spencer Landlady Did you say these strawberries filed thirty days before the of who will hesitate on account of mosquitoes Self-figur- ed maining iu hi Indianapolis first that squares, mostly In dark tones of silk. checkbook. got twenty-riv- e were not fresh, sir? A SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSaBSBBSSSSSSSMSMSSlW and another within miles The of are to and malaria and fevers? are always good style, some Fairbanks Story. month. forecasts rainfall Intimidated Boarder No, Indeed; I didn't say blacks and of .Indianapolis. Previous to this, in 1825, predict the seven days of greatest rainfall of the mixed weaves In color are extremely hand- There is little humor, apparently, in Falr-bank- s's President Smith has received, a vote of "I sleep without undressing," cables Ad they were not fresh. I said they looked tired. some, gray in pearl and silver shades Is fash- make-u- p. yet he enjoys a good story, confidences from the Morman conference. the Legislature had appointed an engineer of each month, and the seveu days of least miral Makaroff to hi3 friends, "so that I ionable for wedding dress, . but mixed grays, and even tells one on himself incidentally Only to survey the river and repori upon It3 In Lack of Harmony In Details. that federal warrants can touch him now. rainfall, a month advance. may be ready for any emergency." Which so much in vogue last spring, are no longer throws a light on his You use your middle name on little character. navigability. He reported that from a That the bill is probably offered In good shows that the Japs really have the Rus Edmonia don't especially desirable. New York Commercial. was campaigning governor your visiting "I in Iowa with The Czar has rejected Servian volunteers point in Randolph county, 1C0 miles east of hope sians badly scared. cards? Gear," said one night faith and in the of useful results, is Eustacia No; I won't put on any more style Senator Fairbanks, "and for the war with Japan. Those fellows here, to the mouth of the liver, could "Sho-Gn- n of Joe Blackburn, of Kentucky, was in the au- it shown by the fact that it provides for a untü 1 et BO he wl11 wear a aU The Korea' r - "Will Tampa (Fla.) has suffered from a $200.000 Edar He happened to be making have to stick to the assassination busi be kept navigable for small boats three meteorological board of three scientists, to tne "I do hope," exclaimed the Man Who Knows dience. a campaign cigar factory fire. This will come as a sur- time. on the other side. After the meeting he met us ness and leave civilized warfare for others. months in the year at a cost of $1,500. The bo appointed by the President, who shall Japan, "that by the time the war in the far prise to the large number of persons who A Snnshine Function. East is over there will be in this country a little ard proposed to step into a convenient p!ace and three months must have been months of verify thy forecasts by the Weather Bureau had supposed the Tampa cigar to be non- - get a drink. I was very tired with my effort, General Allies pakl a dollar'to a fortune- - Facetious Customer I suppose you want me better knowledge of things Oriental than there high water. On the strength of this report appl.v granting per- combustible. and the suggestion struck me most favorably. V teller who predicted he records and rules for to lock pleasant? is at piesent Here, for instance, is a splendid that would be a 'What .will you have. Governor 7 asked Mr. the Legislature memorialized Congress for centages accuracy. Pht-tographe- r example of the existing condition of ignorance. - - of The bill provides Yes, and pay in advance. candidate for the- presidency. The Prohi- - A New York janitor refused to make a Blackburn. the improvement of the river and made that the meteorological board shall continue Facetious Customer What's that for? It's contained in a dispatch from Milwaukee. ; tillon nomination is worth jusi' about that fire in the furnace, and a policeman was That says that George Ade has Just written and "Governor Gear was thoughtful for a moment appropriations to - be expended under the Investigations ten years, Photographer Oh, so I can look pleasant, too. amount its and tests unless called who compelled him to do it. Then had produced there a Korean musical comedy,' ar.d then replied: I think I'll have a glass of direction of the county authorities along the desired secrets are discovered sooner. mmerfcl water.' there are those who are more powerful than Compensation. which 'takes place in the Forbidden , City,' and Grover Cleveland thinks the Democratic its course. But nothing ever came of the The bill proposes something which is janitors! which is called the 'Sho-Gu- n.' Sounds well, " "Fairbanks, what do you want? asked Black- You soy I've suffered. It is true, my friend, 'Sho-Gu- n' burn. platform should be short. How can it bo movement. utterly Impracticable. The money which it doesn't it? Well, in the first places the And still shall suffer that I know right well. " should like a glafs of milk.' I replied. In 1S31 a local contractor on A New York paper is curious to know was a Japanese official, the practical ruler i otherwise? The party will be lucky If it the National proposes to appropriate would be thrown My way is hard and toilsome. Who can tell In- why Hetty Green left Hoboken. Well, of Japan until the civil war of 1SC7. and. In the "The waiter ttepped forward and looked can find even one little plank upon which road brought a load of supplies up the away without any other result than bring- she By what steep paths I reach my Journey's end quiringly at Mr. Blackburn, whose face wore s wouldn't have done it had there been any second place, the Forbidden City is the palace you have forgot- do not spend 'Sho-Gun- it can agree. . river in a barge towed by a small steamer. ing to the front an army of weather cranks But thls -i of tho Emperor cf China in Peking. .' very ieculiar expression. vay uii ui tuning it witn ner. mv effort rrudetnr. If throueh some old srjell This event caused great rejoicing and ex with a lot of predictions which, if seriously dim Japanese; Forbidden City, Chinese. What's left " 'Oh,' he remarked, with extreme disgust, u Of- rod or renii. I could vet comnel General Kuropatkin Is n-- t--. i i i . I " " for Korea in George Ade's 'Korean musical com- 'bring mc a piece of pie!' "New York Sun. accused of being, cited new hopes that Indianapolis might treated, would the United States the xuc u j my make muuais ive revisea version lly lot to desires. I still would bend edy see. He might as well write a Pa- a morphine fiend. This throws a great deal become town." A public meeting of the old conundrum,"Why is a hen?" My I can't a "river laughing stock of the world. It Is to be It steps as fate has make no other choice risian musical comedy called Jefferson Davis, Ilovr Prophecy Pays. of light oil his statements about raising the has been moved to amend by striking seems so you. was held at which speeches were made hoped the bill will not get beyond the in- out Than just this life that bare to with the scene laid in Moscow." Philadelphia I "Somebody is going to make money out of . imperial flag on the Mikado's palace, and urging the improvement of the river. The "a hen" and substituting "Hearst." Refuse no height which gives a larger view. Press. troductory stage. Of seeming inequalities. My voice the palmistry business, and why shouldn't Z similar" visions. owners officers of and the little steamer Commissioner Skinner presented Emperor in praise, not question. O pursue be that person?" said the Egyptian sorceress recent municipal election In Mil- I lift A Famo os Cedar. were invited to a dinner and quite lionized. At the Meneiik or Abyssiria with a typewriter. Me not with pity, but, with me, rejoice. who came from Alabama, and who supported her , A Texa3 man has a well from which flows of Lebanon which has pro- But a few days later, when the steamer waukee voting machines wore used for the There is now nothing to prevent Katharine L. Ferris, in Harper's Magazine. The famous cedar sick husband and her pxr children by the a liguid that not only sets fire to all wood Menelik's entrance of the old Chelsea of Coney first time in that city, with perfect suc- going to war guarded the southern ceeds her Ibland stand. "I 6aid to It up started on her returu trip, she grounded with civilized nations. physic garden for more than 230 years, has Just myself, , 'I'll po into this as a serious business, that touches, but melts or cats the paper says no de- a few miles below here and did not get cess. A local there was down. 16S3 four Lebanon cedars, go right way. Iron casing of the well. Texas, It Is re A New Jersey preacher the other day ART AND ART WORKERS. been cut In and I'll into it the ort of I'll out till fall. That was the attempt lay in the booths on their account, but on the first ever Introduced Into this country, were be the executive end I'll hire experienced people peated, has this lire-wat- er well, nat Ken last had $60 and a sermon stolen from the contrary, the voting proceeded with his house. The seventeenth annual exhibition of the Chi successfully planted in the physic garden. Two to do the rest.' I started with only three hun- made to reach the city by steamboat, and Any one al- tucky. returning the money will be cago Club opened these trees, after flourishing for nearly a cen- dred dollars, and I've got $3,(w0 worth of fittings a few years läter the arrival of the loco more .expedition than with the use of the Architectural last week. It of lowed to keep the sermon. close April 20. tury, were removed, pertly on account of their alone now. I know anything else I old paper ballots. The success of the ma- will don't could It is predicted by naval experts that the motive and the projection of railroad lines decayed condition and partly because it was have taken up that I'd have been able to get chines was best demonstrated when the Having purchased two or three new pack G. F. Watts, the Royal Academician, one of war between Japan and Russia will ia the put an end to all discussion of the subject the most famous of British artists, has passed thought their shade injured the growth of the along so well at. I'm able to pay my people were up. ages of torpedoes, the Japs will proceed specially In- good wages, too, future be fou&ht almost altogether on land. of river navigation. Since then the de polls closed and the returns made his eighty-sevent- h birthday. plants for which the garden was which I couldn't have done if were received police to make things Interesting for the Rus tended, and' the managers of the garden, in a I'd taken up dressmaking or anything else I'd A person doesn't have to be a naval expert crease in the volume of water in the river The first returns at Miss Alice Cooper, of Chicago, is to model the sian fleet once more. frugal upirit disposed of the timber for 25 9s 8d. have to employ girls in. I start them in at to see it won't be long before has been so great as to navigabil- headquarters at o'clock, and one hour statute of Sacajawea, who was the only woman that: there render its In later times, however, the historic Interest at- a week and I raise them as high as $12 when ' are no ships left to fight ity Impossible, if ever was and twelve minutes later the last return The city of Chicago is now empowered to accompany the Lewis and Clark expedition. ' with. it in Its best taching to the two remaining trees was better they prove to be quick and clever at reading days. From all accounts the river does not had been delivered at police headquarters. by legislative act to own and operate its Twenty drawings by Michael Angelo, comprls-- appreciated, and when, in 185, a large branch character." Leslie's Monthly. tr. Bryan, wants Judge Parker to in- - street railway system. New nS "fetches and suggestions for the paintings In gale, Society carry much more one-thir- d In each voting booth was stationed an of Jobs for the was blown down In a the of than as much the Slstine Chapel at Rome, have been found In dicate what kind of mea he would name whose duty It was by means of a grafters. Apothecaries used the wood to provide four Benedict Arnold's House. water now as it did seventy or eighty ficial Florence, hidden away in an album full of old for Supreme Court justices If he were chairs for their hall. London Dally Chronicle. begun made voters et Workmen have to pull down the house years ago." , , dummy machine to illustrate to the A Wall-stre- broker has had his life in sketches of small merit. President. Bryan is evidently thinking up built by Benedict Arnold in New Haven In 177L As the promotion of commerce the method of using the new system, but sured for $1,500,000. However M. Spconer 'Philadelphia and navi the market Miss Sarah has presented to the Ren Franklin's Treat." It stands on Water street, across from th questions which will give him a reputation instruction. Three goes now he Golden gation is the only ground on which Con few of the voters needed will not be dead broke. Memorial Museum In Gate Park, of San An Interesting collection of invitations to and frelghtyards of the New Haven Railroad. For &s a man of remarkable foresight. Francisco, 1,400 objects gress is authorized to improve rivers it machines were held in reserve all day to about of art, valued at from Benjamin Franklin during his visit to many years it has been used as a storage house it Joseph Chamberlain has discarded his more $00.000. Miss Spooner, who was would be waste of time to be used in case any of the machines broke than origi England has been placed in the University of for lumber, and the lumber dealer finds it in the , Two-thir- ds of emigration ask it to dredge a nally a of Philadelphia, the from tho monocle for pair of spectacles. That man resident has been living Pennsylvania library. Among the letters to way. Arnold lived in it many years. A few or widen WJilte river to prevent overflows. down or got out of order, but this did not years. North to the South in the last two years will win England yet. In San Francisco for the last nine Franklin are some from the peerage for great feet away from it stood his apothecary store that is ever happen. The election was a complete dem- In- has been ot Republicans. But there is If that done it must be done by the One of the Interesting portraits In the next and for little dinners, but perhaps the most long since was demolished. In 17S2 the Stat city or by adjacent property owners. onstration of the superiority of machine President Joe Smith is making elaborate Salon will be of the Pope, on teresting is one from a gentleman who described V' nothing remarkable about that: It could Paris that which seized the property because Arnold had turned voting. preparations to Celebrate Arbor day by set- Gabriel Ferrler is now engaged, and for the pub himself as "in lodgings" and unable to enter- traitor. Noah Webster began his dictionary in scarcely be otherwise when two-thir-ds of ting out family trees. lic exhibition of which he has received the Pope's tain Mr. Frankln at his home. He therefore pro- this house, it Is said. He resided In It after the people la the North are Republicans. THE DETACHABLE EAR. Garter, TOPICS. permission. M. Ferrier has recently painted the posed a visit to the Star and and then Arnold. It has been owned by many Individuals A young man in New York, so the story MINOR portrait of Madame Cambon, the mother of the went on to say that he would order a dinner at tearing down the building huge The Rev. George T. Brown, Tipton aB0UT PEOPLE AND THINGS. since. In hand the goes, lost an ear by accident and em- former ambassador to the United States. a crown a head, evidently expecting Franklin wi-ough- t beams and uprights are disclosed. Ev- a few days ago of Guy Wet-mo- re minister who haa reserved space in a local The death spring to bear his share. There is no record of an ery nail used was hand made, and the completa ployed a mechanic, of whatever sort it is one of the most in- Queen Alexandra owns one of the most valuable The sixteenth annual exhibition of the A paper at regular advertising rates in which Carryl removed of Chicago, comprising acceptance. Philadelphia Record. system of flues and fireplaces show a fine speci- that undertakes to supply missing ears, of young American pairs of opera glasses In the world. They are Art Institute water col teresting and promising ors, pastels ana Dy contemporary men of the mason's srt. The foundations, he will set forth matters of daily interest to make hlrn one wax. of platinum, thickly incrusted with diamonds. miniatures art of The new organ writers. Ho had added to a thorough will bo held St. Louia's Nerve. massive enough to hold a modern skyscraper. f to his parishioners, has the right sort of rubies and sapphires and are said to have cost American artists, from Friday, seemed to meet all requirements, and, en- academic training for a literary career a Aptil 19, to Sunday, June 5. Pictures will be col- The St. Louis exposition people have a scheme New York Sun. enterprise, and his example is commended, the enormous sum of 6,000. couraged by the improvement in his Idbks, considerable experience of life, and he had lected in New York by Budworth ort April 13 and by which publishers may have their papers , plant not only to other ministers, but to ajl persons youth went shown for ten years a versatile hand and The death of Java has flowers which 14. The members of the Jury of selection in that placed on file during the life of the fair for the You're Coins: to Git Up." the Everything continually give so Who want things printed in the papers that growing power in both prose and verse. off a perfume powerful as city are Henry B. Snell, Charles Warren Eaton consideration of $23. In the meantime the pub- A southern Missouri exchange tells of a travel- promised well, and it was not until he was to overcome, if inhaled any length col- ; do not "seem to the editors thereof to be of "Zut," his book of sketches of Parisian for of time. and J. Francis Murphy. Inquiries for Informa- lishers can (and many will) go on printing ing man who stopped one night in a hotel in a in the act of proposing. to the object of his a full-grow- n man, and which kills all one of books of fiction forms of tion should be addressed to W. M. R. French, umns of free notices for the exposition. "Pub- small Ozark county town and asked to be called general interest to the public. Such persons life, was the best come V affections that disaster came. Tcrhaps in Insect life that under Its Influence. director, Chicago. lishers are a good thing,' seems the slogan of 3 ;S0 so might find put forth last year. It was keen and at o'clock that he catch a train. will that the advertising columns of M. Santoe-Dumon- t. who has just the fair crowd. Newspaperdom. the excitement of his impassioned argu- bright with the keenness and brightness arrived at The Londcn Mail, commenting on the art ex- In order to accede to the guest's request ths all papers ifte much easier to enter than Plymouth, England, says he cannot understand had to up night, he ment he waved his arms about and hit of the best recent French literature. The hibit opened there last month, says: "A review landlord remain all as had . the literary or news columns. the stories that he has been following Miss new Take Yoar Choice. no clerk and no alarm clock. He found It bard his car an accidental clip; perhaps he volume has been praised by the most dis of the exhibition at the Royal Institute 4 Spreckels to Europe. He said: "I do not wish means practically a repetition of the It may be the truth or It may only be a trib- to keep awake, and when 3:3) o'clock finally dli moved his head too per- criminating critics, and is likely to re remarks Although Japan has a war on her hands about violently; it to be ur.allant, but the lady is not my swee- made on previous occasions with reference to ute to It, but when a multimillionaire dies now- come he was in a surly frame of mind. Knock- many years one of the best things the that is drawing heavily ou her treasury, haps he knelt before the lady and In his main for theart." society's shows; the same overcrowding, the adays. leaing all his wealth in his family, he ing on the guest's door, he said: "Git up. It's kind produced by any American. In spoken of as having given largely to re- abe has ordered two new battleships in humility bowed his head upon his knee in its Citizens of Manchester, England, are com same hopeless lnsljnificance and triteness of the is always 3:30." In a sleepy tone of voice the guest verse Carryl had shown a markedly sinewy drawings Charities during his lifetime. Boston Globe. plied: guess train-- go an England, which will probably bejthe most with the good ear up so that he might catch plaining bitterly and writing to the papers be- majority of shown, the same names of "Oh. I I'll let that not been content to scatter whose sw or strikingly above 7 I guess her whisper. At all events, stroke. He had cause the conductors on the tram cars "squeeze artists k is the aver- sleep until o'clock." "Well. not." powerful atloat. Each will have a dis- - faintest right 11 WIH Expect Sympathy, of Coarse. up T trifling pieces through the magazines twenty persons Into seats constructed for ageMessrs. Lee Hankey, assail. D. Hardy, said the landlord. "I've tayed all night to in the midst of the tender scene de- placement of 16,400 tons. The largest bat- - the month after month, but anything to which eighteen" and. worse still, "allow some people Aurr.onier, Gregory and Sir James Linton." Russia's treatment of the flags of other na- git you up and you're goin' to git up." Tha g . tachable ear fell off his head and into her Nleu-Chwan- will not prevent it frost guest early train. Kansas City tleshlp in the United States navy, he signed his name was pretty sure to be to stand up." Rosa Bonheur's "The Stag," painted in 1878, tions at caught the Star. lap, causing to flee ea pressing surprise that there should not be a a displacement of 16.0O) . tons. her scream and from worth while. His output was not Jarge, The King of the Belgians is known as "the and acquired last summer by Messrs. M. Knoed-le- r .".haa more general sentiment of friendship and Lead. the room. Naturally, the young man was was something and royal stockjobber." With all his wealth & Co., Is now on view at their galleries. No. for It. Feathers Iho new Japanese ships will exceed but there substantial and Washington Star. gags of every schemes for the getting of more, the King is not 255 Fifth avenue. New York. The painting, meas- The most venerable of which is ths this by 0 tous, Is bat- - greatly exasperated, and, as seme slight adequate in his treatment sub and it said their sixty-seve- n of feathers or a pound of J a pleasant happy. IIu is forbidden to take any but the uring lrches in width and ninety-seve- n heavier, a pound lead? teries will be the most powerful ever con-- salve to his feelings, is seeking to recover lect. He had. too. humor that The Tide Turn Canada's Way. a fight between two he wrote. Dying thirty, most simple fare, and the poorest laborer in his Inches In height, has only recently been nearly caused excellent at Forty-second-stre- crept out in all et V. trueted. The little Island empire Is giving damages from the mechanic whose bad The exodus of our young men and women to friends in ths lobby of a him no mere regret kingdoi.i extracts more Joy from life than he. placed on exhibition in the Kcoedier Galleries -- Carryl left behind for very . life-siz- ed much Many a laugh the world a good many surprises. workmanship and careless fitting and an- Georsra Gould is said to and Is attracting much attention. A the United States hs diminished theater Tuesday afternoon. have promise unfulfilled, but rather praise for hav disortvrr! is now more than offset by the had over it. In the open choring of the ear brought his courtship site a 8tan1' on hI' uard on tne edffe of a wh,te and it American we heard and air the In literature. His name handsome for residence In the Rocky 'u Northwest. Mr. Alfred owner a real achievement beach glade. For a great distance behind him immigration into the National Maga- substances, of course balance each other, tut llarmsworth. the of to an unhappy end. mountains, near Glenwood Springs, which he bIl-glar- air-pum- is already In the most exclusive anthologies. cee light filtering zine for April. exhausted s of an p the several more or "less Knglish persons may thinks is capable of being Improved so that it one can the through the thin in the successful Some hold that the young not in many years will literature lose foliage. The trueness to life In feathers will outweigh the lead by as mneh as and would overshadow the famous Biltmore of Mr. ning the erect newspapers, admits that he "dropped 100,000 woman in the case was lacking in tender of fine, poems Inquisitive eyes Is striking. And People Wonder! the bulk of air which they displaced outweighs track of several the militant Vanderbilt. and he la credited with the intention head and The feeling pounds" in the effort to a news great depth of the woods is con- Henry Ward Beechers successor Is the bulk of air displaced by the lead. New York establish feminine sensibility and proper presence that he printed in the later years of his of making it one of tho finest estates in of the well telling paper the people Brooklyn all about Prekss. for women. He changed the paper of mind, and that if she had previously in- short life. world. veyed. the of the housemaid question, and people are still wondering why to one Intended for both men and w'omen. tended to accept him she would not have president How many people know that the word Dr. Andren, of Augustana College, Importance of a. Name. the Influence of the pulpit Is declining. Chicago In Penitent Mood. ana now says it is a great success. About been disconcerted or turned from pur- Möllns, 111., has received notice of gift her "Azan" in Edwin Arnold's poem, begin the of Horace Träubel sends to the Atlantic an un Chronicle. The movement In Maryland to compel railroad year ago it was announced, by 5.000 crowns (about $1.600) by King Oscar with a flourish pose her lover's sudden tendency to phys- nlng--: of finished paper by Walt Whitman, in which the companies to provide separate cars for the races of trumpets, that a daily newspaper exclu- ical disintegration; that, on the contrary, Sweden to the institution. With it comes as poet says: "The right name of a city, State, The Ten Question Once More. cannot be criticised In New England with much "He who died at Azan sends surance that the fund of 1HO00 crowns (about sively for women was to be in Chi- would have been filled to comfort all his friendi," town, man or woman. Is a perpetual feast to the "Hiil teach ye!" said the exasperated John severity, in view of the fact that a highly re-- started she with sympathy This $;6,0X.) to be supplied by the people of cago, and a prospectus a Is not name of a place at all, but of an Sweden aesthetic and musical nature." Among the great Bull to the Tibetan, us he gave the crank of the pectable colored man was denied hospitality at for similar .organ for him and would have fallen upon his the for the endowment of a chair of natural science Waterbury, In New of the day? Uossiter Johnson achievements of Frederick Law Olmsted were machine gun another twist "Hiil teach ye to all the leading hotels in Conn., ths York was Issued near the same shoulder the one farthest from the lost hour calls at Au.?ustana College has nearly been raised. gave night. Watcrbury episode attention to this fact in a letter to the the names he his creations such as the prefer Chinere tea to Hindian tea." Detroit other The should be time. If either of those papers ever ma- ear. There is. it must be admitted, some- Walter Wcllman tells the Chicago Record- - Midway Plalsance, the Fenway, the Charlesgate noted by the Southern press and ued as a text New York Times. The word means the Free Press. terialized the fact has been kept very thing in support of this, view. Other miss- Herald that the vindictive "drive" of a few and the Overlook. Olmsted's names tre likely for articles on Northern hypocrisy. We need, hour of evening prayer, and "he who died occasionally up Springfield Repub- quitt. and quietness would hardly have ing organs do not necessarily prevent ladies New York capitalists at Theodore Roosevelt to be as distinguished and memorable as Presi- Must Have Taxdodisers There. flaying here. at azan" means "he who died at sunset" has put Andrew Carnegie on epitaphs. Boston Transcript. been the ruls with the promoters of such who are wooed from being won. his mettle. The dent Eliot's The total valuation of Boston, according to lican. Who has or "at vespers." The capitalizing 13 re correspondent quotes Mr. Carnegie as saying: statistics, is $!.4.307.51f.87, including ait enterprising circulation. It will, perhaps, not seen the new successful suitors, for example, sponsible for the error in the minds of "If there's any trouble about raising a fund Tlie Mission of the Clnb. exempt property, but not including the taxable Did Not Have Ilusiness Sense. after awhile, be borne in upon ambitious with teeth so obviously removable ninety-nin- e persons out of 100. for all the proper purposes of assessors find. a man fell on a defective side- that not the campaign A good club is the last freehold of untram-mele- d property that the didn't Boston Once on a time projectors of come to me. thereby cripple "women's newspapers" that even the blindest love could be deceived by The President shall not be beaten man. In the best of them It is good man- Globe. walk and, being rendered a for Timothy J. Campbell, a New conspiracy $i).0O0 pews Is of the neuter gender and that the them?. There Is the frequent lack of hair, York Demo by a of rich men to defeat him If I ner to have no manners, subject only to your lite, recovered about from the city. But, cratic politician, who died a ago, can help It." Strange Oversight. he was. to the management of happenings of life which interest one human too. Is baldness a to few days neighbor's similar right to rudeness or to pri- unaccustomed, as bar matrimony? Nay, report as- ' was the author of a phrase that became It is now some years since P. Morgan vacy. smiles put on for women, the solemn It seems a trifle strange that the gentlemen large affairs, he msde truthful to the being will interest another, regafdiess of nay? And .'.does woman "invariably regard J. The penury. famous. While serving in Congress from startled a naturally thrifty people by paying faces for the world, the mask of purpose, the who handled cotton In such large quantities a sessor aid was speedily reduced to This whether trousers or petticoats are worn. the man with the glass eye as hopelessly -- mile of fortune New York he once asked from President $10.000 for a Louis XV gold snuff box. Since rouge and powder of Joy all may here, with few weeks ago did not save some of it to break fable teaches that the avail ust tnniK, tor sense instante, what protests outside the matrimonial i?ale? Kvcry one Cleveland a favor for a constituent, und then collecting snuff boxes has been one of the one's coat and hat. be laid aside. For a club is the force of their fall. Chicago Inter Ocean. little without sound busiacsa Puck.