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Cumminf Thre^^ tl:e Bye. TDL Safe enough, thank God! but as to bein' Never went to church since I was a yoonker. sound, that's another question. If ye can call a And I feel the better of it Down with religion! A New Song to an Old Tune. man sound that has been shakin' to pieces by an FiLiiTo. And priests, too. ould broken'-down barge av a ship, thin I'm as AsDREA. Look yoa, neighbor, wish I may die, llr SQCINTZ. sound as a throut. Sich a ship! Faix, it was for if I wouldn't hang every priest in the world. all the world as if they found 2foah's Ark and re­ ALL. "Well said,—well said. paired it. AKDUB.\. For what is religion? Come, neigb- Gumming was a temperance man PAUL. A sad adventure, surely, Tim. But now bors, what is religion? I say. When other folks were by, go and get something to eat. You must be hun­ ALL. Tery true, Andrea,—very true. That's But p'r'aps you'd better not inquire gry. the point. Where CummUig threw " the Kyc." TIM. Hungry, is it? I think I could ate a kan­ ANDP.EA. "What is virtue? A hnmbng. Pll CHOKUS.—Every laddie loves his toddie; garoo, tail an' all. But sure, this is no counthry none of it. Does very well for old women and Some are mighty sly, for a hungry man. I hear they feed on nothin' children; but for men—bah! But every temperance fellow knows but lemon-peel an' macaroni. The vagabonds, if GIUSEPPE. There is, as one might say, or, in Where Gumming threw " the Rye." they ate good dacent potatoes and a bit av Irish fiict,—^after all, if you consider it, mind you, a—a— bacon they'd be betther Catholics' an' friends av {Loohi foolishly around.) Temperance folks will praise up water the Pope, Lord reward him! No one can keep ALL. Certainly—certainly. From the robtrum high ; , the faith on lemon-peel an' macaroni, sure. GIUSEPPE. "Weil, never mind. I hate your vir­ Then they'll :;o and throw their gin P-vuL. "Well, go, go, Tim, and be quick, for we tue and your religion and your priests. Liberty Where Gumming threw " the Rye." must start immediately. for me. CHOUUS.—Every laddie loves his toddie; (TLM starts. EecoUects something, and returns.) ALL. Ha—^lia—ha! Some are mighty sly, Tur. Murther! I was forgettin' it, so I was. GiovASKi. Are all the members mst? But every temperance fellow knows {Puts his hand in one pocket, then in another, etc.) GIULIELMO. Poignardi, and Cirachio and 'iSxt- AVhere Gumming threw " the Rye." Sorra on you for a letther; where are ye? Ah! zini haven't come yet. ^ III. here ye are. Misther Paul, I seen a mighty 111- GiovAXSL Hiven't come yet! "What's the If a laddie meet a bottle. lookin' fellow whisperin' wid another as I com up meaning of it? Am I President of the Turin Need he say " Oh i fie!" ? from the ship. They looked like thieves, wid branch of the Carbonari or not? Are not iny If be need, then I should like to their high hats and cloaks up to their ears. Ye orders to be obeyed ? Know the reason why ? know, Misther Paul, we see thim in picthurs GicsEPPE. Perhaps Poignardi thinks becanse CHORDS.—Every laddie loves his toddie; about banjits. Well, to make a long story short, he is Minister and Embassador, look yon, he may Some are mighty sly, one av thim started away in a great hurry. I was come when he likes. But every temperance fellow knows folio win' near, an' lo! and behold j'e, he dhropped Giov.\sxL "We have no Ministers nor Embas­ Where Gumming threw " the Bye." this letther. I picked it up an' ran afther him, sadors here, brother. Titles are left at the door. bui he had turned off into some hole or comer, an' "We are all equal here. so I thought I might as well bring it to you. AsDREA- E.xcept the President, mind you. But, laddies, when you take your whiskey. (Gives the letter to PATTI..) Take it social-?y. "What though Giovanni be a goldsmith? That's Don't go oil" alone like Gumming,— P-vuL. TiVTij-, Tim, it is open. not the point. "Why, now see. Jam President in How is that for high ? TIM. That's the way I found it, open or shut our village, and yet what am I ? Cnoiius.—Every laddie loves his toddie; PADII. And it is directed to an infamous Gari- GIULIELMO. Yon'er a knighi of the moon, broth­ Some are mighty sly. baldian. er. You live upon the contributions of travellers. But every temperance fellow knows TIM. Read it, Misther Paul, deir,—read it ANDRE.\. And why not ? If my neighbor lias Where Gumming threw " the Rye.'' The news is always inside av a letther. money and I want it, haven't I a right to some? PAUL I would not be dishonorable to a dog, Come now. Aren't all men equal ? "Where would THE POPE'S BEiaADE. but this letter is open. So I shall look at it. our equality be if my neighbor has what I haven't? {Opens, reads, and starts up.) Quick, Tim; eat GIUSEPPE. Never heard better sentiments in A TRAGEDY. something at once, that we may go. You will go my life. to General Lamoriciere,—I to O'Reilly, at Spoleto. ASDRE.x. All men are equal, look you. BY 3I.U{UPniL0S. The Italians are crossing the frontier and the ball GiovAXxr. No more of that Silence. Scsae is now opened! {Exeunt loth.) one comes. [C0KT»T3ED.] {Enter POIGX.-UUJI, CIRACHIO and MAZZCO.) P.\TIL. Ha! ha!—a characteristic letter, upon ACT SECOND.—ScEXE I. Giov.\xsi. "Why, how now,—how now, biotb- my word! But haik! if that's not Tim's -voice ers? Late again! I'm very much mistaken. A secret meeting of Carbonari. A number seated AsDRE.\. A fine! a fine! "We'll buy Tnoconwi, aronnd a table. (Tnt is Iteard loranyling with the ^oaiter and ap­ GiovAxsi. {To AsDRE-v.) Hold thy tongue. proaching t/ie stage.) GiovANKL {A goldsmith. President.) Brothers, {To the neio comers.) I marvel mnch ye keep the Trsr. (.Within.) I tell ye, ye have nayther Carbonari, well met! meeting suspended by your delay. Didn't ye sinse nor dacency, yc vagabonds. Keep me from I do rejoice that things begin to clear— receive my note? goin' up stairs, is it? I'd like to see ye at it, me That our great cause goes bravely on the while, THREE. We did. man! Ye'd go to bed wid sorer bones than ye And all is full of promise. Giov.\sxL Well, let this be the last on'L IH ever owned since ye wor born. (fJnters in a great GIUSEPPE. See here—^I say—are the Pope—I not report ye this time. But, take care! rage, carrying his gun under hit arm like a slick.) say CiRAcnio. {Afide to POIGSARDL) The scoun­ Now I wondher if Misther Paul is— {Sees PAUL Are the Pope to be put down? drel ! do yott hear him! C.uiROLL.) Ayeh, gramachrec, asthore, is it your­ Fnjppo. Aye, neighbor, in faith he is. "WTiat! PoiGKARDL {Aride.) Hush! Offend himno^ self that's in it? {Buslies toward P.VTJL and em­ Shall Popes reign when men like you and me or you'll never leave here alive. braces him.) Delve with spades? MAZZISI. {Seating himsdf.) Well, brothen^ PATJL. "Well, Tim, my good fellow, have yon GiuLiELMO. No religion for me, say L now to business. Are there any orders fhim the got to Italy at last safe and sound ? AKDREA. Oh, I hate your religion, you know. Head Council? NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC.

GlovAXXL There is one for brother Poignardi. mate design. To-day the Pope,—to-morrow kings AKDREA. Where would our oaths be, else? Pd PoiGXAnDL Let us see it. and constitutions. kill my mother if the council told me. GiOTjvsNi. It's a verbal order. Victor Em­ MAZZINL But you work too slowly, brothers. GIUSEPPE. Good,—^good!—let us off to a wine­ manuel— The dagger—the dagger and petroleum,—^it must shop. {Exeunt) PoiGXAJiDi. Eing Tictor Emmanuel, sir— come to that. SCENE m. Axil. Down with kings! No king here! We GiULiELiio. Will there be any God, when we PLACE—A Garden of the King's Palace. Moonlight. are all equal. rule? {Enter VICTOR ESTM^VNUEL.) AsDRE.\. Down with Victor Emmanuel! AxDREA. No, brother,—we'll have no God. KENG. I'll rest me here awhile, and strive to GiovAXKi. Not 3'et awhile, good brother. But, All men are equal, say L Nor we won't have no think to resume. The Head Council is angry with Victor churches. Shall we, brothers? Of this design. The revellers within Emmanuel for his tardiness in ordering the soldiers ALL. What's the use of churches when there's Know not the troubles that encompass me. to cross the frontier. no God ? A thousand tongues now scourge me to the task 3LA.ZZISI. That will be soon remedied. Brother AxDKEA. Sure enough! We'll make wine­ Against great Eome. Yet do I fear to'move Poignardi here can tell him what the Council ex­ shops of them. My hostile legions face to face with him pects. GIUSEPPE. But if they be too large, brother? Whom twice a thousand years revere and love. PoiGXARDi. I will speak, but I fear be will not ALSDUEA. We'll burn them. move until urged by stronger reasons than I can ALL. H».! ha! ha! (WMcs silently awhile.) use. {T.!<, lipJits are put luilf down.) A curse is on my life, for every act Itlxzsxsj. Ha! why not the dagger? GiovAXNL Cirachio, you have received the Is but the herald of worse infamy. AiiL. 0 rare device! summons? And all the virtues that should grace a king SIAZZIXI. Talk of your orators and eloquence! Ciu.icmo. I have. Have taken flight and left me less than man. The language of the dagger is understood by every Giov.\KXL Sttind up, Giuseppe! (G. stands.) Italian unity! Accursed the hour man. The king and the beggar comprehend its What is your charge against this brother ? When I first lent an ear unto the snake philosophy. There is conviction in its cold, gllt- GrnsEPPB. I saw him go to church. Who hath crept into my most secret thoughts ering point It is our ultima ratio regibus. AsDREA. A villain! a villain! And turned my nature from its better mood. GlovASXi. Excellent! It shall be done. Giov.\xxi. Silence, brother! {To GIUSEPPE.) Cursed be the hour, Poignardi, I saw thy lace! PoiGXARDL What ? Would you assassinate the What further saw you ? I was contented with Sardinia's throne king ? GIUSEPPE. He went to confession. Till thou didst raise the phantom Unity, G10T.W.-XI. I tell you, brother, we have no kings ANDREA. Ha! a monstrous rogue! (Wallis again silently.) here.' So no more of that. GioTANXL What say you to this testimony ? I am not King. Poignardi and that power AxDREA. ni do it,—ri! do it. CiRACino. One word.—^"Tis false ! Now undermining states—they rule the land. GinsEiTE. Do what, brother? AxDRE.\. But thou art a false villain to say it's I feel my chains, but like the struggling fly AxDUEA. Look you, if there's any dagger busi­ false. I saw thee go to confession. I strive in vain to rend this spider's web. ness, Pm your man. Know the exact spot to CiRACmo. T/'iouI {Walks again silently.) strike. Never missed my mau yet. I'll do it. AxDRE.\. No more words! I saw you. I was Pshaw!.what a coward thing it seems to me, GiovAXXL Well, brother, you'll go. standing near, or, it might be, beside brother Giu­ To wish and not to wish at the same time! PoiGx.uiDi. Not to kill the—Victor Emmanuel seppe, when we saw you enter the church? I wish for Eome, and shall an old man's curse MAZZISI. And if he were, what matter? I CiR-icino. What church ? Turn Victor from his purpose ? Can the Pope think as much of Victor Emmanuel as any man. AxTjRBA. What church, eh! What has that Make women of my soldiers ? Shall I fear But he is tljp representative of a system which has to do with thy fault or crime, eh ? When emperors and kings do urge me on? no sympathy with' us. GIUSEPPE. {Aside to ASDHEA.) The Church of WhatshaUIfear?— GiovAXXL Kest easy, brother Poignardi.— San Antonio. {Enter MONK.) We'll not execute him this time. Andrea! Axi)RE.\. But church it was, and, more than MONK. King Victor, fear thy God! ALSDREA. Tour worship! that, it was the Church of San Antonio. Wilt Pear Death! GioTAXSi. You'll carry Victor Emmanuel the thou have more testimony ? KING. Speak! who art thou who dares intrude Eecond warning to-morrow night. Giov.\xxL Enough. What judge ye this man Upon the privacy that guards a king? A>"DKEA. Then Pm not to stab him! deserves, brothers ? MoxK. Thy friend, King Victor. GiovASXi. No,—no,—^he is necessary to our CiR.\cnio. Let me explain! KING. Monk, I say, begone! cause, at least for some time longer. ANDRB.^.. Don't let him speak. A will make One moment more and I shall call my guards! AxDKEA. But if I can't get to him, won't it his case clear, if ye do. 0, a cunning villain! MONK. King, call thy guards,—I fear them not, do to stab a chamberlain or a lackey, just to give (GiovAXXi strikes three times on the table. A jigure nor thee! him a hint, you know. in black appears, and noi-ielessly creeps beliind What I do now, I do for conscience' sake. Giov.\x-Ki. No, I tell thee. {To POIGXARDI.) CiRACino's cJiair with dagger uplifted.) And for thy wretched soul. Brother, does Victor walk in his garden o'nights ? Giov-vmn. What judge ye, brothers, this man KING. Wilt thou begone? PoiGXARDL Sometimes. deserves ? Prisons and tortures wait thee— GioTAJvSi. Well, tempt him forth to-morrow SojtB. Death! MONK. I fear not. evening. What a pity he's grown so fat and OTHERS. Hear his defence! Who does God's will has little cause to fear, gross! Were he thin, he would haunt the garden Giov.vxsi. A way with defence! Look behind {Kneels.) at night and rant sentiment to his lady moon; Get you, Cirachio. King Victor, I do heartily implore him out, brother, and then find a pretext to leave {Tlie latter turns, and is stabbed. FaUs,—wJiile two That thou wouldst not attempt thy rash design Mm alone. men bear atcay tlie body.) Against Christ's Vicar, our most holy Pope! PoiGNAKDi.. Could you not send word to PoiGx.ARDL What was this man's crime ? {Rises and clasps his hands.) some one else, brother? I mislike the business. Giov.\XKL It matters not to you. I have my OKing! King! King! remember that the blood GiovAXXL What care we for your likes or dis- orders from my superiors. Tell Victor Emmanuel Now coursing in thy veins is blood of saints! 1 ikes ? When the master obeys— what you have seen,—^it may help him to see more Can you forget how Holy Church has writ AJSDREA. A fine—a fine! A said "master." clearlj'. And now, brothers, the council is ended. The names of sixteen of thy family All men are equal, every way. There are no Andrea, remember your task. Liberty, Equality, Upon the heroic scroll which tells their deeds masters! Fraternity, Community! {AU luM up tlte right Done in the flesh for God and His dear Spouse? ALL. Well said, brother! hand, and tlien pass ojf tlie stage.) 0 base ingratitude! Canst thou forget GiovAXKL When the so-called master obeys, How that true Church thy wicked hand would SCENE n. he so-called servant should not rebel. Do as rend PLACE—The same Koom. you're ordered. Protected Charles Albert, thy unhappy sire, PoiGiTARDi. {Aside.) O madness! O folly! {Enter GIUSEPPE and ANDREA.) And saved him from the jaws of enemies? If the king but knew the volcano upon which his AxDREA. Was it well said, Giuseppe ? Thy house was planted by the generous Popes, throne rests! GIUSEPPE. Excellent. But thy testimony was as Thy family nourished by their noble care; GiovAXKi. Ton know, brothers, what our ob­ true as mine. Giovanni told me to bring the Savoy should be a word of gratitude. ject is. A universal brotherhood of man, where charge against Cirachio. I never saw him go to And not the watchword of Rome's enemies. everything shall be in common. We have worked church. The very crown which thou hast so dishonored skilfully. The rulers of the world have been led ANDREA. NorL But where is the church of Bests on thy brow by favor of the Popes. to hate the Pope, and so "help us to destroy the San Antonio? KING. 'Tis ialse, base monk! Papacy. If we can put an end to the Popes, the GIUSEPPE. I don't know. But all is one for MONK. King Victor, it is true! kings will be easy to overcome. That is our ulti­ that. We must obey our superiors. .„^_ An insult cannot change the truth to falsehood. 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Where had your crown heen if the Popes had not. I am sent by the Council. They say to yon, got over. The papers he has from me sufficiently Time and again, imperial Germany brother, this {raising ilie card,) or this, {raising the prove who and what he is. Turned from its purposed vengeance on thy house ? dagger.) This is the second warning. Beware! {Enter ORDERLT.) I tell thee. King, the day tliou lettest loose KING. Guards! guards! GEN. LAM. Well, what now, Charles? Thy banditti in uniform agiiinst the Pope ANDREA. Bah! brother.—Catch larks with ORDERLY. {Saluting.) My General, there is an Thy fatlier's bones will sbake within the tomb. your guards. {Exit. The guards rush in.) Irishman just arrived who desires to see you im­ And tlieir dishonored ashes shall shriek out: KING. A hundred scudi to the man who cap mediately. " Avenge, O Lord, this traitor to our race!" tures that villain! {Exit.) KING. Must I bear this ? GEN. LAST. Admit him, orderly. (EriitOsDEBLT, MoxK. Oh, better bear my words PiACE—The same garden. laughing.) Than the Alniight3' when His hand shall strike! {Enter POIGNARDI.) (Tni is heard without, saying: Come on, ye vagabond! Honld up your head like a man. Snp- Be not deceived; you're rusbing down to doom PoiGNARDL Ha! Andrea has done his task. posin' ye are goin' to be hanged! Faith, it's Swifter than shoots the eagle on his prey The king calls his guanls. Prom the far summits of the sno^vy Alps. spilin' a good rope to use it on sich a black-muzzled {Enters soldier with OFFICER.) thief o' the world.) Ton are opposed not to a man, but God! OFFICER. Did you see a man pass here, Signer ? For, do you dream the Pope would bear the yoke CAPT. O'NEILL. By the bye, he's a countryman POIGNARDI. A word with you. of mine, assuredly. O happy-go-easy soul, who Of base ingratitude, insult and calumny {They retire a sJwrt distance.) Prom ye, lost children of a cursCd cause. would laugh a yard from a masked battery and Tell the king you could not find him. You un­ joke at his own fnneraL If it were morel}' personal with him' derstand. The Council sent the man on a mes­ And he might stop your rase and save your souls sage to the king. {Enter Trsr. leading in a GARIB.\IJ>IAS SPY, whose By yielding unlo your unjust demands? hands are title behind his back.) OFFICER. I comprehend. {Returns to the sol­ He is the champion of the cause of God; diers.) The rascal has escaped. Back to the king. GEN. LAM. Why, what have we here, my good For in this Temporal Power divine design {Exeunt) man? So mingled is with law's prescriptive rights PoiGN.^BDi. I wonder where the bold rasftil Tnr. Which av ye is Gineral Lamorder ? That none can touch it, save the hand that made. has hidden himself. {Enter ANDREA sieulthUy.) GEN. L.vir. I am. {Kneels again.) Be off, man,—be off! You are in great peril. TDI. "V\Tiy, thin, God's blessin' be npon ye, Beseech you, King, to hear my just appeal: Pass through the postern gate. The pass-word is Gineral darlin', but it's yourself that's the dacent By all that's sacred, peril not your soul! " Venice."—^Begone!—^I will see you rewarded. man, anyhow. It must come hard on ye, my Gin­ Believe me, I have not exposed my life {Exeunt.) eral, aftber fighlin' lions in Africay to be obleeged Unto tlie chance of thy most kingly wrath to face hares in Italy. PLACE—The garden, etc. For trifling motive. Your immortal soul ALL. Ha! ha! ha! Well said,—well said! Hangs trembling in the scale! {liises up.) Take {Enter the KISG.) GEN. LAU. JTOW, tell me the meaning of this olFyour hand KING. Well, let the villain go. I'm wearj' now. affair. From the dread robe that wraps the Fisherman. Let me rest here awhile. {Lies doicn upon a bench Tni. Well, first and foremost, Gineral dear, I You speak of kings' and emperors' applause: and sleeps.) am Timothy Macmurtagh O'Shaughnessy. Sec­ But what are they but insects of an hour, {Enter GHOSTS of relations.) ond, I eotch this villain spyin' about the camp. "Who play their tinselled part upon Life's stage FIRST GHOST. Seek Rome and die! {Passes off.) He's a Garibaldian, Gineral, and so should be And then go down to dust and kindred worms. SECOND GHOST. Victor, beware of Home! hanged first, shot afterwards, and buried by the King Victor, by your father's soul I pray, THIRD GHOST. Who robs Christ's Vicar, dies! leg of a ditch, the hay then. And third, Gineral, And by your mother's honor, stop in time! FOURTH GHOST. Peace no more for Victor. whisper:—{ApproacJtes Lam.) Fanti, the Sardan- You're on the hrink of a dark precipice; FIFTH GHOST. Grace hath gone out of thee, un­ ian rogue, has invaded the Pope's counthry on-the One step advance, and Death— happy man! {Each in turn, with arm upraised, bly. GEN. LAM. How know you this? Krsa. {Somewhat mooed.) "What mean you, passes off tite stage.) TDI. I found a letther, and Misther Paul Car­ monk? KING. {Starting up.) Guards! Stay! it was roll read it, and that's what was in it ? An' here's MONK. {Solemnh/.) Victor Emmanuel, of Sar­ a dream. the letther. (GEN. JJX!^ reads. Hands it to the dinia, My blood is thrilling through my veins. My heart otiters.) I tell you, in. this solemn hour of night, Is fluttering like a frightened child's. "With none to witness but my God and thee, Mercy—mercy!—^I will not go to Rome. GEN. LAM. You have done your duty, good If you pursue the course you've entered on From this night forward I will be a king, fellow. Do you belong to the Pope's army ? You'll die a sudden death, by lawless hands, Worthy of my sainted ancestors. Away Tor. 2fo, but I came all the way from Ire­ With all your sins upon your wretched soul! The specious pleas, the false pretentious cant land to join it, an' brought this gun wid me, to Kixo. Monk, leave me now,—your words de- Of base Poignardi and his infidels. ^ave money to the Pope, God bless him. It's a • mand some thought The night is full of horror, and my soul good gun, Gineral; me grandfather had it at Vine­ I do believe my welf.ire touches you,— Is dark as Egypt 'neath the curse of God. gar Hill. Further I shall not speak of my intent. I will not go to Rome! that's said and done.' GEN. LAM. Very well. You wiU carry a mes­ I would I were well out of this affair; But yet they say Rome is my capital. sage from me to Major O'Reilly at Spoleto. In But my advisers— No—no—not there,—anywhere on earth, the mean time, you will consider yourself a regular MoxK. Pardon me, my King, But not to Rome. My resolution's made. soldier of the Pope's Brigade. I suppose it is not He can unmake who made them counsellors. And still the world soys it is just and right necessary for you to swear allegiance. KDTG. Go—go—I would be left alone! Depart! I will not go,—but pause: if I go not. TIM. Allagiance! Shure, everydhropav blood (MONK disappears.) Perhaps the Carbonari dogs may go in the veins av my heart belong to the Pope. He speaks the truth, and I shall profit much And slay the Pope. I think 'twere best for him COL. BAYARD. Well said, Tim. You're a noble If I obey the better nature roused That I should go. I won't,-I won't; that's flat! fellow! Within my breast. He spoke of sudden death,— At least not in my present mood. Well, well. Tni. Phoo! sir, not much nobility about me; Ah! thought of much discomfort unto me. Perhaps that vision was a trick of hell. but I might be worse—I might be worse. Well, I'll reform whenever I can see Pshaw! so it was. How would my good friends GEN. LAM. {TO the SPY.) Who are you, fel A way t'escape present perplexity. laugh low? The soldiers shall be ordered back to camp, To see me trembling like a truant school-boy. SPY. Eh? I care not what Poignardi says or thinks. I'll end this wavering. Tomorrow's sun GEN. liAM. Ha! Playing the fool, eh? Bay­ What! Am I not King, and shall I be a slave, Shall see my soldiers on the march for Rome! ard, order out the Provost's Guard. Tell them to My diadem a fool's cap, and my throne {Exit.) bring a rope. {To the SPY.) Have you any mes­ The sport of every knavish diplomat? sage you would wish to send to your relations ? By Hercules! I'd sooner be a clown ACT THIRD.—SCENE L SPY. 2fo understand! (£"«/«• PROVOST GUARD. Whistling behind the plow his thoughtless air SPY turns pale'and drops on his knees.) PLACE—Headquarters of Pope's Army.' Thau such a King! 0 pardon;—pardon, illustrissime! {Enter ASDRE.\, as messenger from CARBON-ABI.) (GEN. L.AMORICIEHE, COL. BAYARD, C.\PT. BER- 1 will tell alL I am a spy, and sent AsDREA. Say, are you Victor Emmanuel ? TR.\ND, CAPT. O'ITEILI,, and other OFFICERS.) By General Fanti to observe your force. KING. Villain!—Guards, ho 1 GEN. LAM. I am surprised, gentlemen, that my He comes with thirty thousand men against {Shotcs a card on, tcliich is inscribed "ROME" inmessenge r has not returned. The foreign hirelings—I mean your brave men. large Utters with one liand, wMe tciili the oilier he COL. BAT. Perhaps, General, he has been taken Who combat for the tyrant-Pope—no, no, presents a naked dagger, directed towards tlieKing'sas a spy. I mean His Holiness. Jieart.) GEN. T.t-xr But that difficulty would soon be [TO BE CONTINUED.! '• NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC.

ing these institutions of Notre Dame, " the pride Song—"Be Gentle," A- Fasos of his Diocese," and the lively interest he took in Declamation, ------C. BEBDEI. 'OTR.E & A.K.K 'CHOLASTIC. Music—Trio—Violin, Violoncello and Piano, their welfare. BBO. LEOPOLD, PnoF. TA>' DE TEIOJE, ASD D. J. "WILE PubUslied every Weeic duriiig Temv On "Wednesday, at eight o'clock, the Rt. Rev. Declamation, C- DODGE Bishop celebrated Mass, Very Rev. Father Pro­ ^ ddrcss from the Junior Department, - JIABK M. FOOTE Time, at vincial being assistant priest. Thirty-nine Students ildSiC OBCHESTBA NOTES DAME TTCflVERSITT. were.confirmed. Messrs. Bigelow and Hudson re­ Prolognc, J- JIcIIUGii Music-Polka, N. D. U. C. BAND ceived the tonsure, and Mr. Bigelow subsequently All communications should be sent to Editors SCHO­ received the four Minor Orders. Rev. Edward PART SECOXD. LASTIC, Notre Dame, Indiana. Lilly was raised to the sacred order of priesthood, TERMS: being the first priest ordained by the Rt. Rev. THE UPSTART. One year $2 00 Bishop. A COMEDT IN THREE ACTS. Singrle copies riOc) of the publication can be obtained at Translated and Semodeltedfrom the French by a Member of the Students' OOice. The Rt. Rev. Bishop and the priests who assist­ ed at the ordination were invited to dine at St tlie Faculty. Mary's; at whicli institution, representative young Mr. Jordan, the Upstart, 0. A. BERDEI, SEVER.\I, communications have been crowded ladies from each Department welcomed the Bishop Old Mr. Jordan, his father, C. J. DODGE out this week. in appropriate addresses. To these also the Cleon, D. J. "Wu^ Bishop graciously responded, manifesting the Covielle, a "Valet to Cleon, "W. "W. DODGE TTE regret that some of our friends who had pleasure he derived not only from the sentiments Doranto, a Count, M. M. FOOTE promised to be present at the ordination were pre­ of the addresses, but also from the proof he had Dorimencs, a Marquis, B. F. BOBERTS vented from coming. Signore Profundo, Professor of Philoso­ of the proficiency of the young ladies, as shown phy, J. F. McHtTGH "WE had the pleasure of listening to the exquisite in the selections of instrumental and vocal music Signore Bassilio, Professor of Music, S. E. DtJM playing of Prof. Van de Velde upon the violon­ which were made to entertain him. Fiorello, his Pnpil, J. A. EUJIELT cello, of which instrument he is perfect master. In the evening, the Rt. Rev. Bishop left St. Figaro, Dancing Master, C. E. HUTCHIXGS Mary's to take the train. He bears with him the Jeronimo, Fencing Master, J. D. SPII.LARI> "WE are looking quite gay in the printing office heartfelt regard and veneration which we all feel Nicholas, a Privileged Servant of Mr. with our new patent overlianging Turkish blinds, for the Bishop of Fort "Wayne, and for Rt. Rev. Jordan's, M. M. MAHONEY which Bro. WiIfrid'iFpUttti3gjipjn_thevery latest Joseph Dwenger, and we sincerely hope he will All Bey, the Mufti, L. H. MCOSKEU Signore Crispino, a Tailor, P. P. KErLLT style. often honor us with his presence at Notre Dame Giacomo, "| f L.O. HIBBEX EEV. T. O'StrrxiTAx, of Fort "Wayne, Rev. F. and St. Mary's. Zuwellem, of Plymouth, Rev. J. JI. J. Graham, Pedro, J L J- DEVIN-E and Rev. F. Qninlan were here for the evening The I'k'Ch. Annual Summer Entertain­Baptista, First Footman F. EGAU entertainment on Tuesday evening. ment of the St. Cecilians. Carlo, Second Footman, A^ JIcKrxxox Pasquela, f A. FiLSOir REV. FATHEn LEsroxxiER hiw.arrived from the Kigolctto,.... Mu^ciansA -^^^^^ The St. Cecilians entertained their many friends Filippo, South, and, we are glad to see, is much improved with an excellent entertainment on Tuesday even­ Poliuto, t — 0. WATERMAX in health. He brought, among other valuable Prestolo, [• E.SnEA ing, May 21st. The exercises commenced prompt)}' Alvina, items, the splendid bright weather of the climes at half-past six, the Band playing the grand open­ Kigolo, Terp^lwreans. {""±^1^^^ in which he dwelt for several months. ing march in fine style. The fantasia " Sur Sou­ Francesco, etc.,. (.E.S.MOXAHAX, and others. MESSRS. F. C. BIGELOW and D. E. Hudson were venir de Spn," executed by Prof. Van de Velde, was Bourn, .1 f P. CooxEY received into the Congregation of Holy Cross and one of the choicest musical inorceaux we have ever Fenail, had the privilege of enjoying. "We hope that we Bacbisaid, . E. KoBEBTS made their profession on Pentecost. Many old Kamyl, F. MCOSKER Students who knew Frank in by-gone years will will hear him more frequently in "Washington Hall. Fund Bob,. ....K. HuTcimfGs TarTcs. -j D. HOGAX congratulate him, as we do, upon the important Mr. Riopelle sang in good style, as did all the Haronn,... others who lent their voices in aid of the entertain­ Selim J. HOGAN step be has taken. Moub, W. FLETOIIEB ment. Lianef, G. DUPFET \ B. HUGHES As the exhibition was gotten up in honor of Abdelkish,..". ) m n , I W. KELLT Rt Rev. Dr. Dwenger, Bishop of Fort "Wayne, it AliascWd, ^ llie Uervises. -j ^ MErBRS Tli3 Visit of Rt. Rev. Joseph Dvenger, Pompey,.. was fitting that addresses should be made to him .) " CuUud Fussuns. .J. Sn.vKKS S.D., Bishop of Fort Wayne. Cufftt3', i" -{::. ..H". flUXT by the Students. The Seniors were well represented GRAND TURKISH DANCE. by Mr. M. Keeley, who read a well-prepared and The visit of the chief Pastor to this portion of Epilogue C. A. BEBDEL highly pleasing address. The Juniors were repre­ his fold was a cause of much joy to his flock,and , Closing Remarks sented by our friend Mark Foote. His address was we hope, of much gratification to the Rt. Rev. March for Ketiring, N. D. U. C. BAND short but to the point—pithy and good. "We were Prelate. The successor of the first Bishop of Fort extremely sorry to see that the Minims had no ad­ Mr. Berdel was the slioddy gentleman out and "Wayne, the lamented Bishop Luers, of happy dress. "We hope that they will hereafter be givan out. The audience were in alternate giggles and memory, was received with all demonstrations of their right of free speech, and that they will use roars whenever he appeared upon the stage. Mr. the respect and affection which we all have for the it freely. The Orchestra, as reorganized, made its Charles Dodge was an excellent old man. D. J. constituted authorit3' of the Church; and the amia­ first appearance, and in a creditable manner. The "Wile acted his part in good style. But would it ble qualities of the Rt. Rev. Bishop cannot fail to trio by Bro. Leopold, Prof. Van de Velde and D. not be better to give him a part in which more of attach all the priests and laity of his Diocese as de­ J. "Wile was excellent. "We were sorry we did not the tragical appears ? "W. "W. Dodge would sus­ votedly to him personalh' tis they sincerely respect have more from them. tain a heavier part than the one which was allotted and venerate him for the high office he holds. to him. 3Mr. Foote made an excellent man of the The Rt. Rev. Bishop arrived on Tuesday after­ But the great event of the evening was the world. If he was great in borrowing money, he noon, and his arrival was announced by the ring­ comedy of " The Upstart," translated and remod­ need never desire a loan of dramatic talent Rob­ ing of the peal of bells, to which was added the elled from the French of Moliere, by Prof. A J. erts was a perfect specimen on nonchalance. The deep, musical voice of the largest bell of the Stace. The Professor has succeeded in giving us Professors of Philosophy and Music, (McHughand a very entertaining play. He had many difficulties "United States. Dum,) and the dancing and fencing masters, to contend against He had to cut out all the In the evening, the exercises of the Month of (Hutchings and Spillard) were excellent. Charlie female characters, and to change many of the in­ May took place before the usual hour, in order to trips the light fantastic toe in good style. cidents : but he overcame all difficulties and gave give time for the preparations of the evening enter­ *^Our friend "Teddy" was a success as a good us an excellent comedy. The parts were well dis­ tainment. After supper the Rt. Rev. Bishop, ac­ hearty laugher, and all admit that he exercised h'is companied by Very Rev. Fathers General and tributed, as a glance at the cast of characters in the following programme will show : right as a privileged servant as he ought Devine Provincial, and several of the clergy of the Diocese, and Reilly, and the other tradesmen, know how proceeded to "Washington Hall, to be present at PROGRAMME. to follow^ their calling. Messrs. Egan and McKin- the evening entertainment. Addresses from the non made two of the best-looking lackeys we ever' various Departments were read, and after some P-^RT riRST. Grand Openins Jtarch, (Schvixen), - K. D. IT. C. BAKD saw. Campbell, "Wile, and the other musicians, music, vocal and instrumental, the St. Cecilians, Grand Fantasia—Violoncello—" Snr Souvenir de sung pleasingly. Messrs. "W. Kelly, and "W. Meyers in full force, gave one of their sprightliest dramas. Spo," (SeiTais,) - - - - Pnop. il. V-iN DE VEUJE were almost too angelical in looks to be simple Towards the end, the Rt. Rev. Bishop mnde a Song—"Kiss me and ril go to Sleep," (Smith), dervises. "We expected to see wings on them after GEORGE L. BIOPEIXE short and impressive reply to the addresses of wel- beholding their pretty dresses. Messrs. Hunt and co ne. He expressed the i)leasure he felt in visit­ Address from the Senior Department to the Eight Hev. Bibhop, ------Jt. KEELET Shanks were incomparable little negroes. 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tricks and pranks were the source of many broad abundant moisture that had lodged around his per­ Every one rose from his seat to look, and a gen­ grins and loud roars. son, without perceiving that he was an object of eral burst oflaughter rang through the vehicle. A. Altogether the play was a grand success, and curiosity to all the passengers. Now he would thousand snails seemed really to have rent • Mr. Lyons is deserving of all the credit that is to squeeze this leg, now that leg; then he would press asunder the frail wrapping paper, and started, bag be given to a getter-up of plays. Any one who the water out of hia left arm, then out of the ligh and baggage. Their owner was dumbfounded, knows the great difficulty in preparing exbibitinns arm; then he would begin again with his legs, and and worked like a beaver to gather np the desert­ will understand that he who succeeds in getting in rotation would go over the same parts of his per ing legions. "Indeed, ladies and gentlemen, you up a good exhibition does a " big thing." son. The hilarity of the beholders was sooft ex­ need have no fears; they are perfectly harmless, At the conclusion of the play, Bishop Dwenger cited, inasmuch as each squeezing motion invari­ and make a delightful dish at that." made some very pleasing remarks. Among the ably directed the liquid upon the package under the "Monsieur must have a very large femfly," said many persons present, we noticed Rev. Fathers seat. "What was the meaning of such strange con­ one of the ladies. Graham of South Bend and O'Sullivan of Laporte. duct, and what could that package contain ? The " Monsietir bought all the snails in the market!" NicnoL.AS. neighbors were puzzled. The nearest lady had said another. some misgivings as to the contents of said pack­ "Indeed, ladies and gentlemen," said the nnfor- Tables of Honor. age ; so had the nearest gentleman. A quiet, seri­ tnnate, who had just deposited his hat and had pro­ ous-looking individual on the opposite seat had ceeded to fill it up with the dainty things, " indeed eyed for some minutes the strange parcel, when, I have but a few hundred." SENIOR DEPARTJIEST. lo! he stretched his cane in the suspicions direction, This information, made in the coolest maimer May 17—T. Ireland, B. Drake, Q. Madden, H. leaned forward as if to assure himself that there possible, and the sight of the hat brimful of snula • Dehner, S". 3ilitcbell, T. Dundon, T. Renshaw, C. was no mistake, and in a half inquisitive, half posi­ picked up here on the seat, there on the shoulder Donnelly, D. Gahan, T. Hansard. tive tone said: "Permit me sir; if I am not mis­ of a gentleman, here on the rose damask lady's JCXIOR DEPARTMENT. taken, it is a snail that I behold going up there," bonnet, ikrther off in a coat pocket, and high np on May 17—:M. Jlahoney, L. McOi^ker, F. McOsker, his cane directly pointing it out and his eyes fixed the top of the 'bus, had driven the whole company . P. Reilly, B. Roberts, E. Shea, M. McCormack, J. in a most unmistakable way upon the strange phe­ to roars of laughter. It was a side-splitting per­ Murphy, W. Kelly, A. Kline. nomenon. formance. The passers-by in the streets looked D. A. C, See. " A snail here!" uttered the nearest lady. amazed, astounded at such extraordinary and reck­ less behavior on the part of the "bus occupants. THE members of the St. Cecilia Philomatbean " "What! impossible!" sivid a second. The driver began to think that he had a load of Association return their sincere thanks to Profs. "A snail in an omnibus!" remarked a retired gentleman; "something very strange, I declare!" lunatics aboard, and that he had best go to Charen- W. J. Ivers, T. E. Howard and A. J. Stace for ton and commit his passengers to the care of that their valuable services tendered in preparing the " Some one here must have brought snails aboard," said a fourth, in the furthest comer." asylum. The passengers seemed to be getting literary entertainment of the 21st inst. Also to This last remark, which every one "seemed to worse and worse all the time; their faces seemed Bros. Francis de Sales, Camillas and Ferdinand, endorse, caused a singular shudder through the contortioned by some unknown agency. Some Prof. Edwards and D. J. "Wile for their kind as­ person of the lately arrived individual, which found were crouching on the seats; others at the bottom sistance. reaction in a renewed and more active squeezing of the vehicle; the uproar of laughter was growing At the thirty-eight regular meeting jMr. Jas. F. process. louder all the while, as if stirred up by the strange Edwards was elected Honorary Vice-President of motions of the recently arrived individual, who the Association. Some one stood accused of having snails aboard. "It is not I,"—^"nor I,"—nor I,"—fourteen najs went hither and thither through the 'bus as if act­ J. A. LYONS, S. Dmi, were uttered in two seconds. Our damp passen­ ing under some diabolical influence. Frmdent. Secretary. ger alone was absorbed in pumping out the dis­ The rose damask lady, standing np from her tressing liquid and directing its flow under the seat, after several fruitless attempts seized at last "WE record with pleasure the notice which the seat. The watchful gentleman opposite had seen upon the rope that was to beckon the driver to Editor of the ZTnion makes of our Foreman, who his curiosity grow tenfold during a few minutes— stop. Said rope was attached to said driver's arm, makes up the SCHOLASTIC as well as the AYE " Pardon, madam," said he to the lady with rose and nearly dislocated it, so powerful was the jerk of MARI-V. He says: damask dress next to the stranger,—^"pardon, but the rose damask lady. The driver in a fit of ill- "Last "Wednesday evening we were favored —yes—there—" temper brought instanter the fast-running veliide with a call from Mr. "W. McMichael, Foreman " 0 heavens!—what is it ?" exclaimed the lady, to perfect stillness, and caused the rose damask of the An Maria office, at Ifotre Dame. Mr. horrified. lady to lose her equilibrium and dash her ftill McMichael is not only a first-class printer, but is " Yes, another snail indeed!" continued the self- weight upon the ill-fated hat. At this juncture au able aud fluent writer and a perfect gentleman." made naturalist. the paroxysm of lunacy was attained. The driver The lady rose up, terror-stricken, but her damp swore he would not budge one step with such A Stampede of Snails. neighbor soon relieved her from her fears by crazed people, and soon his concern was emptied catching the wanderer and replacing it under the of the roaring passengers, who went hither and (SAXET:) seat. As bad luck would have it, the paper-wrap­ thither in search of some resting-place where they ping had burst under the efiect of the additional could regain their primitive good sense. On a certain day of the month of May, a day of rain poured from the limbs of its owner, and its The rose damask lady sued the man with the diluvian remembrance, the omnibus doing the no longer dubious contents were noiselessly scat­ snails for the heavy damages she had stiffered on regular passenger business between the Avenue of tering in all directions. Long-horned, slimy snails his account. The man of the snails sued the lady of the Koule and the Place de la Bastille was pass­ were soon climbing and creeping and crawling on for damages to his hat and contents. The court ing at a thundering speed in front of the Great all sides. after a short deliberation dismissed the case. Jlarket Hall, when a man issuing from the nearest " Pardon, sir, if I mistake not it is a snail I see • stall beckoned the driver to stop and let him in. there above your coat pocket," said the ;platonic The rain was pouring in ^torrents; and the coach­ naturalist, who had eyes for all the snails. BY the life-giving influence by which her apos­ man, as niad as coachman could be under such trying " Good heavens!" said the rose damask lady, tles are ever accompanied throughout the earth, circumstances, never stopped until the repeated ITos ! " Monsieur has a bag of snails under the seat. strewing, as it were, the most barren sands witlt and Sehs! and Stop! of the market individual con­ " Hunger brings the wolf out of the woods," ad­ flowers and verdure; by her immense and immuta­ vinced him that it was no use to run a nice with ded a jovial passenger. "Monsieur poured rain ble dominion, a domination whose extent and per­ such an entete, and that the best thing he could do upon them, and now they come out to get fresh manence would renderthe perpetuation of ignorance was to finally give him a chance to get in the 'bu?. showers." amongst her children an impossibility, supposing But alack for the market buyer! he was ""Who ever saw snails in an omnibus?" said such were amongst her wishes; by the revelations drenched from head to foot, without a dry stitch or another passenger. " It is an outrage!"—" It is an of her magnificent liistory; by the principles of thread on his back, and what seemed to be worse infamy!"—" It is against all law"—such were the ex­ her creed; and, by the wisdom of her many still the large paper-wrapped bundle under his arm clamations, half amusing half serious, of all the eminent councils, the Catholic Church is triumph­ was soaked through and through and made a very persons aboard. The self-imposed watch, the man antly vindicated from the imputation of hostility dilapidated figure as its bearer carried it in both with the cane, seemed intent on clearing up the to knowledge. Not only has the Church been the hands to the last empty seat of the crowded vehicle. mystery, and. directly addressed the snail man, preserver of learning and knowledge in the past, The passengers, especially the ladies, looked with just then occupied in picking np a large snail on but she has been the patroness of more recent in­ ominous eyes on the newly-arrived, and gathered his neighbor's pants, and giving utterance to all telligence, and the instigator .of modem enterprise. themselves up so as to avoid contact with him. sorts of anathemas against the weather — "I'd Look only at her missionary labors. "WTiat region The deluged individual, having relieved himself of vouch," said the gentleman, raising the cloth of of the earth is not full of them—full of the works his package and hid it from sight under the seat, the seat with his cane, "I'd vouch there must be a of men who impart, in felicitous concurrence, began to squeeze in the drollest way the super­ thousand snails there." divine wisdom and human intelligence? \

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• English TJndefiled. forward, selects a bat, examines it carefully, rubs yon cannot speak about the abilities of a player his hand over it as if it were a pet kitten he was without being challenged to back up your assertion EDITOE SCHOLASTIC : Simple Simon is a genu­ caressing—apparently satisfied, he takes his place, with the " stamps"—or as they say, " Put up or ine American, as he hopes, and wears no British and a gentle youth a dozen feet in front of him shut up." Indeed in all Base-Ball discussions it badge, as he fondly believes; nevertheless he is pitches a ball with all his strength. Tom strikes seemed to us that there was more money than forced to recognize the fact that the American it, drops his bat and runs to the first base. Dick brains displayed. language and the English are one and the same goes to the bat, and we suppose Harry gets out of Doubtless it will be said that we are looking at thing; he also trusts that, in any event, he is suffl- the figurative hole. While Tom is trying to make Base-Ball from the most unfavorable view,—that dently patriotic to he unwilling to forsake his his way home from base to base let us listen to the all we have said is merely the abuse to which mother-tongue and swear allegiance to the lan­ chaste language in which the captain couches his evety game, however healthy and innocent, is guage of the " social" or political empire of Kaiser orders. liable. TVilliam. Simple Simon has no such fondness for Captain (to runner) —"Go along there? you If clubs were willing to play among themselves gutturals and despotism. aint half running. Runl—^run over the base, for the sake of exercise, then there could be no "Whether the English authors that have exerted the ball is after you." (Runner gets to the first base reasonable objection raised against the game. But "greatest influence" have been " few and feeble," safe.) Suddenly, to the umpire: "How is that when clubs play for championship, for flags,o r for as compared with those of Greece, Italy, etc., is a for a ball ?" " How is that for a balk ?" To the run­ prizes of any description, then their objects in question which may safely be left to French and ner: "Go now—slide in." (Runner succeeds in playing are to gain the prize and please their German critics. Schlegel and Chateaubriand have making another base.) "Now lead off this time, and backers J'the game ceases to be one of amuse­ something to say in the matter; and the great run on a fly." (Runner leads off a little too much, ment or-exercise, and becomes a serious day's French work "Taine's English Literature" would and is put out.) His colleagues, in language loud, work, upon the result of which depends whose be interesting reading for those unfamiliar with deep and emphatic, exclaim: ""Why the thunder pocket shall be replenished and whose depleted. the subject didn't you watch the ball ? Tou ought to be fined! Then come the criminations and recriminations. You ought to be kicked out of the nine!" Then The greatest nations and languages have arisen Who sold the game? who played off'? and such some one becomes dissatisfied with the umpire, from the union of different peoples and tongues. like charges that would almost make a rogue blush disputes his word, and avers that he " don't know Eace after race poured into Greece before the to hear. anything about base-ball." Now a stylish fellow pure Greek was formed, speaking his matchless Let Base-Ball clubs play for exercise; let the comes dancing up to the base, strikes at the ball, language, composite but "undefiled." It was so First Nine play with the Third or Fourth Nine. the umpire yells out "Foul out!"—the batter also with the Komans, the Italians, the Spaniards, There is no necessity for them to eat an early din­ murmurs after him " F-o-u-1 o-u-t"—walks over to the French and the English; the chief reason why his coat and declares he won't play against nine ner, or go without any—for they only overload Germany has been the last of the western nations men and the umpire [Sensible conclusion]. An their stomach at lunch, and are then unable to eat of Europe to attain a high degree of civilization enthusiastic admirer at our side exclaims, as a their supper. We do not expect Base-Ball clubs is undoubtedly because no admixture of races has ball roils along the ground, " Isn't that a daisy- to discontinue the practice of playing for prizes; there warmed up the sluggish blood, and no addi­ cutter!"—"I reckon that ball won't be cooked,"— we know it would be unreasonable in us to ask tion of elegant words has given grace and activity "Thai's clinched"—"Didn't he gobble it up"— them to cease training for a game, by way^ of diet- to the rugged and turgid speech. It is not trae "Tou bet he nailed it"—" Can't he smuggle em!" ting themselves; and we know it would be cruel that the Latin is a pure language in the sense of We move on a little further and are highly en- to object to their taking a few days' repose after being altogether developed from within itself, for teriained with sage remarks on the relative merits the fatigues of a match-game. But we do think it is, in fiict, boastingly, not to say slavishly, of " skj'-scrapers," " daisy-cutters,"—" bounders," they should be candid enough to admit that exercise Grecianized, as appears from almost any page of and "flies." Then some one cries out, without is not their object,—that all the mental excitement Cicero, Vir^l or Horace. any effort to conceal his disgust: " Muffed !"— they suffer, all the physical labor they undergo, Our language too is composite, as our people are " Fingered it!"—" A scratch!"—" A bully scoop!" and all the injuries they receive, they freely cosmopolitan, like those of all the greatest nations; By this time, Tom, Dick, Harry and other mem­ endure for the sake of being called champions; and it Is no less absurd to deny the existence of bers have made a " score." They have been cheered then people will not wonder why Base-Sail pure English because it is drawn from different and complimented, hooted and hissed alternately, players engage in a game in which they mustper- sources, than it would be to deny the existence of by the bystanders. Now let us see how much form all the labor and the by-standers enjoy all pure honey because it is gathered firom a thousand exercise they have had. The distance from base the sport. Then they will be looked on in the flowers, or to deny the purity of a good dinner to base, is about 90 feet; the whole distance ran by light of athletics, whose well-developed muscles, because it is not all a dish of sourkrautu those who have made a tally is 3G0 feet. While whose fleet-footedness and whose power of endur­ Almost every tongue in existence has been laid running they are laboring under excitement; in­ ance will be a proper subject to immortalize in imder tribute to complete the beautiful language stead of enjoying exercise they are in reality Base-Ball poetry and to criticize in the Base-Ball which wc use and which bids fair to become the working hard. Here we have labor and excite­ prose of the period. Sono. xmiversal speech of Civilization—the American ment called exercise! Now, anything that pro­ language, as the Russians, and even the Germans duces undue excitement is certainly detrimental to have called it, but at any rate our language and a health. But it may be said that clubs do not F. GrsezL on tiie Piano. very acceptable one to SUIPLE SUION. become excited, and that thej' are indifferent as to the result—that the sole object is sport. If such POSITIVELT THE LAST rERFOKSLVSCE. were the case we would not have a word to say Sase-Sall. against it. But we know such is not the case; it I suppose the readers of the Song Messenger on see­ is no uncommon thing for players to go without ing my announcement that the last essay, to wit, Now that the fine weather has decided to remain their dinner so that they maybe better able to play that upon the French Horn, was the last of the Tvith us after so much coquetry, there is no excuse in the afternoon. series which I have been perpetrating, did not be­ for neglecting to take regular and moderate exer­ lieve it was reaUy the last. They are too well ac­ cise, which has for its object the maintenance of No one supposes for an instant that a circus customed to the tricks of musicil people to take health. But we fear exercise like the word liberty actor, a pugilist or a crack oarsman follow their much stock in announcement of " farewell perform­ inquire is the game popularly known as Base- avocations for the sake of exercise, and yet we will ances" and " farewell tours" and all that. There js not properly understood, and this leads us to venture to say that none of these work any harder seems to be a fascination about music which im­ Ball exercise in the true sense of the word? Ex­ or labor under greater excitement than the Base- pels every one of its votaries to hang on and stick ercise does not by any means imply that a young Ballist; and, excepting the pugilist, none run a by, like a dog to a root; or, to use a more appro­ gentleman should put on a pair of tights, a skin- greater risk of receiving serious injury. priate simile, like a singer to one of Root's melo­ fitting shirt, and stand under the broiling sun half It is true that the spectators admire the strength, dies. Thus we are accustomed to see Max Stra- a day in order that he may recover his wasting skill and patience that Base-Ballists display, but kosch announcing farewell concerts for Nil^son in strength. the admiration is something akin to that the old Chicago, month after month, as long as the audi­ Let us take a slight glance at one of those match Romans felt when they witnessed the feats of the ences continue large, (and that apparently will be games, on which there is so much printer's ink gladiators in the arena. No doubt it is owing to forever). In like manner, Ole Bull has made at used in describing the purely physical skill of the the skill required to become a good Base-Ballist least seven farewell tours in America, previous to batters in sending a baU whizzing through the air— that the game has descended from an innocent marrying, settling down among us, and going into and the stupid, stoic patience of the fielders, lost though violent recreation to a species of gambling. the business permanently. Tou see the same thing to everything but the baU. The day is fine, the We have our professional clubs who, like a circus in musical compositions of the more pretentious crowd large, and the players are dressed like tight­ company or minstrel troupe, wander from place to class—overtures, for instance. They close up with rope dancers. Somebody cries out in an author­ place,—generally unprincipled enough to sell a a grand bravura movement, fortissimo epre-sfo e ac­ itative voice, " Tom at the bat, Dick on deck, and game to any gambler willing to buy it. celerando; and when the strain is finished, they Harry in the hole." Immediately Tom comes I Base-Ball and gambling are so closely allied that I have a relapse of one previously disposed of; then NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC. they get inveigled into a confused sort of a flourish songs. But by and by the soul of the musician vantage, but he found it impracticable and -was on general principles; and after finishing up the begins to yeam for the chord of the sub-domi­ carried off the field. Jlr.Keely, who was blue-' piece once more, tliey become involved in an ex­ nant; though of course it doesn't know, with moulding for a batting, volunteered in his place cited "coda, after which they proceed to close, most any degree of technical exactness, what it is yearn­ and batted welL Mr. Dodge umpired the game reluctantly, with a series of blasts, a measure apart, ing for. The chord of F finally comes out, how­ with the dignity and gra-vity of an owL as if to hint that but for sheer lack of breath they ever, and the soul aforesaid lapses into unmiti­ During the game you might hear cheering, and never would have stopped at all. Such is the gated bliss. vociferous ejaculationslike the following: "DougU- power of fascination in music. The pupil is now qualified to attend evening erty wild throw to bases,"—" Graham caught parties and to volunteer piano performances ad napping,—out, confound him,"—^"Base taken oa To begin with, I should have taken up the piano libitum. His refrain will be (0 that he would re­ Pinigan's pitching; Finigan is a CiDure,"—"Finley at the outset of this series; but I supposed every­ frain!) good bat, nice batter"—" Goite sitting down in the body knew how to play the piano spontaneously. field—get rapped with ball,"—"Tou never mind My observation has been mainly to that effect. ^rtt =az3: Goite—he plays well,"—"Graham good bat—makes Being convinced that there are exceptions, how­ ^Si third base,"—^" Murphy asleep, as ever, thoiigli ever, I now proceed to provide for them. 3^ ^1^ / he throws well,"—" Lang played well before car­ The piano is sometimes known as the pianoforte; ried oS,"—^" Jones first-rate catcher—caught every but the less forte you keep it, the better your §13/«35 = foul that he held,"—" Madden good play—plenty friends like it. "Why the concert grand is not of tobacco helps him,"—^"Dougherty good player, called a piaiiofortissimo I never could quite This strain can be repeated as many times as good captain,"—"Side out." Loud and pro­ understand. may be necessary to produce a perceptible effect longed cheering. "Bully for the Minims!" Pianos are grand, square, and upright. It is not upon the assembled company, or until the air to "De Gront smart fellow,—^gosh! made third now considered necessary that a piano, to be good which the above chords are joined (I was about base,"—" Madden knocked on the knuckles with for anything, must have been exhibited at the to say jitted, but, like George "Washington, I can't a ball. Ah! Madden, sell out,"-"Tally all these great Paris Exposition, which is now believed to tell a lie) is sung out. The accompaniment will Minims,"—"Ten to one on the Minims,"—^"Mc- have been rather an imposition than an exposition. then be considered played out; but it may be rung Mahon sure batter, good runner, makes second," It is hardly necessary for me to state, however, in several times, later in the evening. —" Good for McMahon!" cries a curly-headed . that no piano is worth much which cannot show a Many society people make the above course sport at o'lir side. " Dee to the bat—good bat— certificate from Nilsson, stating that it is the best answer for their entire musical wants; but to be bully for Dee!" "Little Green and little JIc- piano extant. Nearly all the makers have these thorough, one should have two or more keys in 3Iahon play first-rate,"—" D. Green catches well," now, and the others are marked " Certificate ap­ which to operate. F and G are the best ones, —^"Foul out!" Dougherty, pitcher, feels some­ plied for." next to G, and each having only one key of the thing tickling him on the shin. "Pshaw! it's The most important parts of the piano are the colored persuasion. only a grounder that struck him,"—" Hurrah for stool and key-board. The former being mounted I shall not take the learner further in this fas­ Faxon,"—^'Good playing,"—" Salazar fine throw." by the player, he has the latter completely at his cinating act, as all beyond is pure fancy, and if And, we would add, the finest playing we have mercy. one doesn't stop here, he never wants to stop at witnessed this season. The score stands, Miaims The key-board is composed of black and white all. 30, " Rattlers " 35. This is but the first of a series keys, in about the same proportion in which those Persons who have mastered this course will find of games for the championship; we saw the flag colors are blended in the population of the United that the piano has only one drawback, viz.: being for the winners,—^it is beautiful, and will no doubt States. I hardly need state that, since the adoption so p6nderou3 as not to be portable, so that the swing gracefully over the Minims' play-hall. of the Fifteenth Amendment, the blacks are just as performer can keep his audience well in hand. A DisrsTERESTED Mcsiir. high-toned as the whites. Some of the blacks are Audiences in such cases have a tendency to go to sharps and some are flats; and the same key may talking about the weather, or to sally off into an­ be one or the other. other room, or go out and play croquet. A port­ CliampionsMp. - Any citizen, native or foreign, is eligible to play able piano -would obviate the evil of this by ena­ upon the piano. I have hinted, however, in a pre­ bling the performer to make himself ubiquitous. University Wine vs. Excelsior BJB. C. vious essay, at the damage to the feelings of a com­ He would then have the power, not only to move munity which is liable to result from the efforts of his hearers, but to move after them. THE LATTER DEFEATED ET A CLOSE GAME. a child under tv.-o years of age, when given free Let us have peace! P. GKEEJT. sway over the key-board of a susceptible piauo. Mi5. EDITOK: The Excelsiors have entered for A good rule is not to admit the child to the key­ the championship of the Universily. Thursday, board until its hands are large enough to stretch The U'niversity Sattlers 'vi"tli3 May 23J, witnessed their opening game with the over the interval of a minor third. The tendency Minim 3. B. C; University Kine, and it was only by a "scratch" of childhood is to minor seconds, which, being con­ But They "•?!" in Vain. that they were defeated. They play a magnificent tinued for an hour or so, tend to demoralize the field game, the secret of which is in Captain Vogt's tympanum of the listener. A good rule for such EDITOR Scnoi..«Tic: "We had the pleasure, on- pitching. Mr. F. P. Hamilton famishes the fol­ cases is the old maxim, take care of the minute in- Thursday, the 23rd, of witnessing a game of base­ lowing fiint, and the seconds will take aire of themselves. ball the most exciting of the season, played by the SCORE. • above-mentioned clubs on the Minims' grounds. The learner is supposed to be qualified, by the csnnsit. siXEj o jK.]! B PC All EXCkLSIOB o R. IB PO A instructions already given, to place himself upon "We said e.xciting, and we add amusing—for both Staley, c. f.... 1 2J|Fletcher, c... 3 2 1 11 1 the stool and find the kej--board. The next task, Seniors and Juniors left off their sports and were Dilloii, s. s... 3 lljHibben, s. s.. 5 0 0 6 3 3 Thomas, c 4 12 3 OjIStnbbs.Sdb.. 0 4 1 and perhaps a more diflicult one to the average largely represented in the assembled crowd. "We SI Darmody,-2ab 4 e.iMcHnsh.r.f.. 3 1 0 0 learner is, to find the keys which yield harmony. would feel inclined, if we had time, to hunt up Davis, p 0 0 ,Ohveli;istb.. 5 0 0 6 1 •WaUh, I. r... 3 o; Spillard, 2d b. 4 1 0 3 1 By the way, let me caution the learner against our "base-ball poet" and have him write np thi. Gambee, I'^tb. til 14 0 iQniU, c. f..... 2 1 0 0 o 1 being involved in attempts to produce melodies matter, but as the probabilites are against his be­ Sinarr,3db... 1 a'fVoit, p •1 0 0 Johnson, r. f.. 1 0;iMcOsker,l.f„ S 0 a 4 0 upon the piano. TUey may do for the fife, the ing found except on champion occasions, we must 0 flute, the French horn, or the bass drum, which content onrselves to speak of the game in prose. Total 30,13|n :M llji Total 30 12 2 130 10 cannot produce anything else, even under the By the way, we noticed also the attendance in full rssiXGs. most skilful manipulation; but the noble piano is of the " Amalgamated Society," and their Presi­ lli |3|4|5|6[' ! 8 I 9 110 destined for the higher uses of harmony. dent, " by dad," as natural as life, and as critical as ever. The day was a fine one for this Society, TJ. IS". 0 |0I0|3|2|3|3|4|0| 1—13. The grand key to the le;irner's success is the EsceIsior...O |o|4|o|3|o|2|l|3| 0-12. key of C, which involves no complications such smoke would not rise to show itself worth a cent. "Umpire-Mr. C. Dodge, of the Star of the "West as always arise when the black keys thrust them­ But now for the business. The game lasted Base-Ball Club. selves into use. The learner will fumble around four hours and ten minutes. All stood it well ex­ Time of Game—^Two hours and fifteen minutes. until at length he is rewarded by the discovery cept a few of the big Seniors. One got bit on the First Base by Errors—University Nine, 13; of the common chord of C. This is glory enough shin -with the ball; he declared it did not hurt him Excelsior, 1-L PLOTO. for one day, and he takes a rest after practicing —or, as he said himself, " he was no nigger." An­ at it an hour, straying off occasionally and groping other would catch a fly,bu t he didn't—it hit him THE " Owi." -nrrrn TIIE " STANDARD."—TVe nod bis way back after many trials. on the head; he thought to stop it, but he couldn't to Mr. Dodge and the Editors of the Standard and The next attempt, if the pupil be apt, will re­ —the result was he fainted, but recovered almost say: " Gentlemen, we are with you on the tem­ veal the beauties of the chord of G-. These instantaneously and played with renewed vigor to perance question. Let us have a little more on two will answer for several weeks, and will serve the end. A third thought he could throw away the same subject; it will do no harm these times." very well as accompaniments to many popular the big part of his foot and use the .stump to ad­ —Fhilodemie OicL NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC.

SAZHT UASY'S ACADEUY. TABLE OP nONOB—JB. DEP T. UNIVEESITT OP NOTBE DAME, INDIANA. May 31—Misses M. Kearney, L. Niel, N. Gross, Founded in 1842, and Cliartered in 1844. A. Clarke, M. Quan, J. Kearney, E. Richardson, ST. MABT'S ACADEMT, > May 20, 1873. J A. Byrne, L. Tinsley, J. Duffield, M. Faxon. This Tnstitntion, incorporated in 1844, enlarged in 1866, and fitted up with all the modern improTenients, alTords accommo­ TABLE OF nOKOB—SR. DEP'T. nOKOBABLT MENTIONED. dation to five hundred Students. First Preparatory—Misses M. Walker, M. Cum- Situated near the Michigan Southern & Northern Indiana Mai/ 20—Misses M. Kirwan, M. Shirland, M. Bailroad.it is easy of access from all parts of the Uuited States mings, E. Parker, M. Hepp, M. and J. Thompson. Tuberty, M. Dillon, L. Marshall, A. Borup, J. TERMS: Porbes, G. Hurst, H. Tinsley, K McMahon, M. Second Preparatory—^Misses M. Quill, S. Honey- Matriculation Fee, ------$500 man. Board, Bed and ijedding, and Tuition tLatiu and Greek); Lassen, A. Woods. Washing and Mending of Lineus, per Session of five Junior Preparatory—Misses A. L3mch, G. Kelly, months, .-..-... IBO 00 French. German, Italian, Spanish, Hebrew and Irish, HONOBABLT MEKTIOXED. F. Lloyd, A. GoUhardt, L. McKinnon, F. Munn, each, --..-. -..-10 00 Instrumental Music, --•.--•- 12 50 Graduating Class—^Miss A. Clarke. B. Quan, A. Burney. Use of I'iauo, ...... lOOO First Senior—^Misses K. Zell, A. Mast, M. Coch- First Junior—Misses A. Rose, M. Walsh, M. Use of Violin, .----.... 2 00 Drawing. ------IB 00 lane, M. Lange, A. Shea, A. Todd, K. Haymond, Famum, A. Noel, T. Cronin, M. Carlin, D. Allen, Use of Philosophical and Chemical Apparatus, - - 5 00 M. Hildreth. Graduation Fee—Coni'l, $5 00; Scieut'c, ?8 OP; Class!, 10 00 K. Brown, B. Crowley. Students who spend their Summer Vacation at the Col­ Second Senior—Misses L. Duffield, E. Plamon- Fancy Work—Misses M. Quan, A. GoUhardt, E. lege are charged, extra, - - . - - - 85 00 don, I. Reynolds, V. Ball, A. Piatt, L. West, J. Richardson. Payments to be made invariably in advance. Coffey, D. Green, J. Millis, C. Woods, E. Spier, I. Plain Sewing—^Jlisses M. Kearney, F. Lloyd. Class Books, Stationary, etc., at current prices. Tbe first Session begins on the first Tuesday of September, Logan. ths Second on tbe 1st of February. Third Senior—Misses A. Lloyd, L Wilder, JL For further particulars, address Prince, R Devoto, M. Letourneau, B. Reynolds, A CATHOLIC JOUBSAL. particularly devoted to the Holy Motb- Very Sev« W* C0RB7, S.S.C, er of God. Published weekly »t Noire Banie University,Indiaua, L Edwards, M. Annsby, E. Culver, M. Leonard, J. eucouruged aud approved by the liigLest authority of the Church. President. Walker, JL Wicker, L. Ritchie, E. Dickerhoff, S. TEEMS: Addis, 51. Brown, C. Graver. Life subscription. S2f), payable in advance, or by install- tncuts paid uitbiu the year. First Preparatory—^Misses A. Emonds, M. Mcln- For 5 years, SlO, iu advauce. L. S. & M. S. EAILWAY. For S years S5, in advauce. tyre, H. McMahon, A. St. Clair, A. Hambleton, N. For 1 year, $3. iu advance. Sullivan, J. Walsh, C. Crevling, F. Moore, A. Mc­ Siuglu copies. 10 cents. SUniHER ARRAXGEMEXT. To clubs ol ten subscribers, for one year, eleven copies of the Laughlin, R. Mclntyre, M. Kelly, N. Duggan, M. Av£ MABIA forS25, in advance. '^SAINS now leave South Bend as follows: To clubs of ten subscribers, for two years, eleven copies of the Layfield, N. Ball, L. James, G. Kellogg. AVE MABIA for $4^, iu adiauce. GOING EAST. Second Preparatory—Misses M. Mooney, H. Mc­ To clubs of tw enty subscribers, for one year, twenty-five copies Leave Sonth Bend 10 35 a. m. Arrive at Buffalo 3.30 a. m of the AVE M \BIA tor $50, in advance. 12 25 p. m. " " 4 08 a. m Laughlin, A. Conahan, M. Nash, JL Pinney, J. The postage of the .\VE M AitiA is but five cents a quarter, or " " 9.18 p. m. " " 2 00 p. m Luce, L. Eutzler, E. Brandenburg, E. Wade, B. twenty cents a year, when paid in advance—either by remittance " " 12 40 a. m. " " 5 30 p.m to the mailing ofiice here, or paid at the s-jbscrilier's post ofllco. " " 8.5U p. m. Wade, 3L Roberts, A. Hunt, K!. Casey, M. Addis, Address, iDIloE AVE MARIA, " " 0 50p.m Notre Same, Indiana. E. Crawford, N. Bower. GOING WEST. Third Preparatory—Misses K. Miller, L. Pfeif- Leave South Bend 5 00 p. m. Arrive at Chicago 8 20 p. m OL.D, BEIilABLE AKD POPULAR " " 315 a. m. *' *• 6.50 a. m fer, B. Schmidt, L. Buehler, J. Taldez, R. Manza- " " 4 35 a. m. " " 7.20 a. m uares, N. Vigil, K Greenleaf, M. McNellis, L. ROUTE. 5.35 p m. " " 10.(0 p. m " " C.35 a. m. " " 10.30 a. m Pease, L. Harris. Making connection with all trains West and North. First French—Misses L. Marshall, J. Forbes, A. gS" For full details, see the Company's posters and time tables CHICAGO, ALTON & ST. LOUIS LINE. at rhe depot and other public places. Borup, G. Hurst, H. Tinsley, M. Kirwan, E. Spier, THE 0^•LT FIEST-CLASS EOAD ES' THE "WEST. ;eS~ Trains are run by Cleveland time, which is 16 minutes faster than South Bend time. 1 M. Quan, N. Gross, K. McMahon. (See ClasBification of Eailways ty Board of Eailway J. H. DEVJJBEUX. General Manager, Cleveland, Ohio. Second French—Misses M. Cochrane, M. Le­ Commissioners.) CUARLE8 PAINE. General Superintendent, Cleveland. 0. P. LELAhS, Auditor. Cleveland, Ohio. tourneau, L. West, M. Kearney, J. Kearney, K. Tbe Shortest, Best and Quickest Ronte JNO. BESUOKP, bup't Western Division, Chicago, 111. Haymond, M. Wicker, IL Thompson. FKOJI J. W.CAKT, General Ticket Agent Cle\eland Ohio. C. MoBSE, General Passenger Agent, Chicago Hlinois. First German—Misses EL Zell, K. Brown, L. CHIOAG-O TO ST. LOUIS, M. K BEo^VIl,licket Agent, South Bend. A. 3. WHITE, Freight Agent, South Bend. Pfeiffer, K Miller. "Witliont; CJiange of Cars. Second German—Misses J. Millis, A. Rose, M. Gall, F. Kendall. KAINS leave West Side trnion Depot, Chicago, NEW ALBAKY CBOSSIITG. Latin—^Miss F. Munn. f near Madison Street Bridge, as follows: To Lafayette and LonisTille. GoisG NORTH—Express passenger, 0 09 p. m.; 8.58 a m • Plain Sewing—Misses A. Mast, K. Brown, L. IXATE. AIUtrVE. 5i!9a. m. Freights, 6.30 a.m.; 8.06 p.m. Crowley, A. Todd, A. Shea, L Logan, A. Piatt, V. St. Louis and Springfield Express, GoiHO SOOTH—Exprees passenger, 8.68 a. m.; 10.40 a m • via Main Line *9:15 a.m. *8:00 p.m, 9J!op. m. Freights, 1.00 a.m.; 4.48 a. m. '' BaU, L Wilder, N. Sullivan, M. Mclntyre, M. Le­ Kansas City Fast Express, via Jaclisonville, III., and Louisi­ U. N. CAJOFP, Agent. tourneau, L Edwards, C. Woods, D. Green, J. Mil­ ana, Mo. *9:I5 a.m. *4:30 p.m. lis, A. Woods, C. Crevling, A. Hambleton. Wcnona, Lacon and Washington Express (Wcbtem Division) *S:]5 a.m. *4:30 p.m. PEXmSTLVAIKlA CENTRAL, ESSTBUSIEKTAL JIUSIC. Joliet Accommodation, »4:10 p.m. *3:40 a.m. St. Louis and Springfield Kiglit DOUBLE TBAOK EAILEOAD. First Class—Misses J. Hynds, M. Shirland, IL Express, via Main Line, +6:30 p.m. »4:30 p.m. St. Louis and Springfield Lightning Kirwan. Express, via Main Line, and also via Jacksonville Division ^9:00 p.m. [7:15 a.m. PITTSBURGH, FORT WAYNE AND CHICAGO. Second Division—Misses A. Borup, K. Mc­ Kansas City Express, via Jacksou- Mahon. vill, m., and Louisiana, Mo. ^9:00 p.m. §7:15 a.m. Three daily Express Trains, with Pullman's Palace Cars, Second Class—^Misses E. Plamondon, A. Clarke. * Except Sunday. + On Sunday runs to Springfield only. are run between Chicago, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia Second Division—Misses A. GoUhardt, L. Duf­ X Except Saturday. 1 Daily. § Except Monday. and New York without Change. The only road running 3 Express Trains to St. Louis field. daily, and a Saturday Kight Train. Direct Eoute to Baltiinore and WashiDgton Oity. Third Class—Misses M. Quan, M. Lassen, D. Time, only 11 Honrs. The only Line running Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars l)c- N and after June 1,1871, the 9 p.m. train from Chicago ar­ Green, H. McMahon, M. Prince. twecn Chicago and St. Louis. O rives in New York at 11.30 a.m. the second day, lii Aotir Second Division—^Misses A. Emonds, K. Brown, Close Connections in St. Louis for all points in Missouri,' in advance of any other route ; with corresponding redaction Kansas, Colorado and California. The Direct Eoutc and to Boston, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington. Leaves R. Devoto, J. Coffey, M. Donahue, M. Tuberty. the only ALI. RAII. EOCTE to Slcmpliis, Ticksburg, Mobile, Chicago daily except Saturdays and Sundays. New Orleans, and all points South. The 5 15 p.m train from Chicago arrives in New Turk at 6 41 Fourth Class—Misses M. Kearney, K Zell, A. Avoid a long Steamboat Transfer of Tiveney-Fjvc Miles, a m. the second morning, IJ^ hour in adcance of any other Byrne. and changes of Cars by taking this Boute. line. Ihis train has an elegant Silver Palace Car rnnniuE Pullman Palace Cars run on this Eoutc only from Chicago through between Chicago, Philadelphia and Kew York without Second Division—Misses J. Kearney, A. St. to New Orleans, mth but one change. change. Louisiana, Mo., New Short Eoute, Chicago to Kansas City The 9 a.m. train from Chicago daily (except Sunday), with Clair, IL Letourneau. via Chicago & Alton and North Missouri Eailroads, passing Pullman Palace Cars attached. Through between Chica-'o Fifth Class—Misses J. MDlis, G. Kelly, A. Mast. through Bloomington and Jacksonville, Dl., and crossing and New York, without change, 3'/. hours in advance of any the Mississippi at Louisiana, Mo. other route, and in time to make connection for Boston Sixth Class—Misses K. Haymond, L. Buehler, The best Short Eoute, from Chicago to Kansas City with­ No other Line oflcrs this andvantage. out change of Cars. Trains from Chicago to Clevelanifria Crestline and "Bee " L. Pfeiffer. Close Connections In Union Depot, Kansas City, with all Line, connectingatCIevelandwithtrainsontheLake Shore Seventh Class—Misses K. Greenleaf, K Miller, Western Eoads for Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico and Cal­ Eailroad for all points reached by that route. ifornia, and in Chicago Willi trains of ail Eastern roads. Connections made at Crestline for Columbus, and at E. Crawford. Elegant Day Cars and Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars run Mansfield with trains on Atlantic and Great Western Eail­ through from Chicago to St. Louis and Chicago to Kansas road. Eighth Class—Misses A. Walsh, L. Harrison. City Passage and Slceping-Car Tickets can be purchased at the Ninth Class—Misses R. Wile, K FoUmer. WXTEOUT CHAXrOB. Company's Office, 05 Clark Street, and at the Passenger Depot, comer Madison and Canal Streets, Chicaeo ° Tenth Class—Misses S. Addis, E. Richardson. Pullman Fatace Dining and Smoking Cars on all day Trains. 'JH0MA8 L. SCOTT, President The only Line running these Cars between Chicago and J. N. HcCULLOUGH, Gen'l Manager, Pittsburgh. Organ—Misses L. West, A, Mast St. Louis, and Chicago and Kansas City. J. M. C. CEEIGHTON, Ass't Sup't, Pittsburgh Harp—Misses M. Shirland, K McMahon. JAMES CHABLTOS, J. C. MoMULLIN, H. W. GWINNEK, Gen Pass, and Ticket Ag't, Philadelnhi* Gen'l Pass, and Ticket Agent, Gen'l Superintendent, F. B. MYBKB, Gen'l Pass and Ticket Ag't Pittfibureh. Guitar—Misses B. Crowley, G. Kellogg. CHICAGO. CHICAGO. W.C.CLBLAMD.ABs't Gen'l PkM.Ag't, Chicago