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Delaware passes up match against Dei.State: By Jeff Pearlman Towson team. Spom fd.tor Towson State finished last season with a The waiting was finally over. 8;: Football teams will not meet despite open schedules record of l-10. The Hornets posted an 8-3 When the University of Delaware and 1 1991 mark, including a victory over Delaware State College agreed last May to gridiron ·~~ slipped away. been an opening in both Delaware and · why not do it?" eventual NCAA 1-AA champiO'n meet in a men's basketball game it was the In an effort to downsize its football Delaware State 's 1993 Division 1-AA It is a decision many have questioned. Youngstown State. ... first time the two Division I state schools program, Towson State University football schedules. "The players would love to play "I feel like Delaware believes they have a would compet~ in a high revenue span. eliminated Delaware State from its 1993 Instead, Johnson opted to continue a Delaware State anytime, anywhere," said lot to lose," said Delaware State senior The game was supposed to spark a new schedule. Towson athletic department three-game series with Towson that begins Hens ' senior co-captain Marc Sydnor. halfback Wendell Watson. "We don't have athletic rivalry. officials then gave Delaware, who has a this season at Delaware Stadium. "We'd play them in the parking lot, on the anything to lose. They're definitely a little Almost 10 months later, the spark had the three-year agreement with the Tigers, the "I' m happy with the [Towson State] field, anywhere. unsure about playing Delaware State." potential to burst into a fire with a possible green light to abandon the 1993 schedule as game and our longtime relationship," "It went well as a basketball game, I feel After years of speculation, the two football matchup. well. Johnson told the Wilmington News Journal it will even be better as a football game." schools finally met in men's basketball on But the opportunity for the two schools to lf Athletic Director Edgar Johnson had this week . "Their coach and [athletic Some question whether Delaware is Dec. 5, 1991, when Delaware State upset compete in an inaugural meeting on the accepted Towson's offer, there would have director) are willing to continue playing, so dodging tougher competition for a weak see DELSTATE pageA6 Elkton council Roselle solicits rejects Klan state bid for parade funds By larry Dignan decision, but had expected the Speci;ll Assi8"mMI Reporter commission would deny the permit. By Doug Donovan ELKTON, Md. - The Elkton The NAACP had planned a AOministmive News Editor Town Commission unanimously countermarch to divert attention President David P. Roselle returned to rejected the Ku Klux Klan's request from the Klan if the commission Dover Tuesday to request that the state's Joint for an April II parade permit granted the permit. Finance Committee support Gov. Castle's Wednesday night. Chester Doles, leader of the budget plan which will allocate $74.2 million Mayor James Crouse cited a Cecil County Klan, said he planned to the university for the 1992-93 school year. police recommendation to reject the to file a complaint with the Last fall, Roselle requested $75.8 million request which stated that the Klan's American Civil Liberties Union from the state, but on Tuesday urged proposal would not benefit the because the commission decision "positive consideration of Castle's budget." community and would lead to violated the group's First Roselle also asked that the committee violence despite security measures. Amendment rights. allocate an additional $2 million if the state's "The confrontation of the group Crouse said the decision does not budget outlook improves. is eminent," he said. "I recommend violate the KKK 's First Although Roselle expressed support for to deny the permit." Amendment rights because he felt Castle' s budget, he cited statistics that All four members of the the march would be similar to illustrate "inequitable state aid" in the past. commission agreed with Crouse "yelling fire in a crowded room." "We are concerned with state support," that the march could lead to Doles said the Klan wanted to Roselle said at Legislative Hall in Dover. potential violence. march to protest an "open-air drug "[State aid to the university] is significantly Jesse Boyd, a commission market" on Booth Street, a below other state agencies." member, said allowing the Klan to predominantly black area of town. During fiscal years 1988-1992, the march despite the police In the commission's Feb. 12 university has received 10.9 percent of state recommendatiot• " would be like meeting, Doles withdrew the white appropriations, while Delaware State College paying a doctor for a visit and not supremacist group's permit request was allocated 20.3 percent and Delaware taking his advice." · for April 4, the anniversary of Technical Community College received 27.8 Bernard James, president of the Martin Luther King's assassination. percent. local chapter of the National The Klan leader was upbeat "If state support is further eroded," Roselle Association for the Advancement of despite the decision, adding the said, "the academic core will be very difficult Colored People (NAACP), said he money saved from the parade could to protect." commended the commission's be used for other purposes. A portion of the additional money Roselle requested includes $1 million that was : originally given to the university in the state's : 1991 budget, but was returned because of a · shonage of state revenue. · Cross burning keeps "Reallocation [of these funds] is essential," : Roselle said. "We will have no choice but to . raise tuition or cut programs and personnel." By 1993 the university plans to eliminate • 271 positions and will cut its budget by $24.3 . racist fires raging million. · The university's additional request also · ELKTON, Md . - It didn't seem Klan members stand around a 30-foot burning cross in a field outside Elkton, Md. asked for $248,000 for student scholarships . real. Wednesday night after the City Council denied their request to parade. and financial aid programs. But that was a real cross, burning Commentary Currently, in-state students receive $1,600 ~ in a field somewhere in Cecil less in financial aid than they require, Roselle ~ County, Md. Wednesday night. By Richard said. : And they were real members of ]ones Two ne'w scholarship programs that the : the Ku Klux Klan circling it. KKK members burn cross additional funding would support are the • I'd heard rumors that the Klan had Delaware Scholars Program and the Nursing ! a major base in Eastern Maryland Scholarship Endowment Fund, he said. j but somehow it still just seemed like protest an "open-air drug market" in "The programs would retain these brilliant l the stuff of rumor. Elkton. following council meeting students within the state," Roselle said. : "The Klan, in Maryland," I'd say, Originally, the Klan wanted to David E. Hollowell, senior vice president r always amazed, but with a touch of march on April 4, the 24th By Larry Dignan Zionist government. for Administration. said if the university does : disbelief. anniversary of the assassination of Sp ecial Assignment Reporter "The Klan is the most Christian not get the additional money it will not ; "But that's just a half hour away the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., ELKTON, Md . - As the smell of diesel organization," he says. "We will win the war." institute the programs. : from campus." but withdrew that petition to avoid fuel and warmth of fire emanated from a 30- Currently, it is a religion without churches The university also requested $44,000 for ; But there I was about a half an offending members of the foot wooden cross, Chester Doles, leader of and ministries, but Doles hopes to build a few aid to student athletes, $160,000 for library ! hour's drive away from campus community. the Cecil County branch of the Ku Klux Klan in his lifetime. books and periodicals and $70,600 to : huddled in the woods watching a Elkton Mayor James G. Crouse said: Doles indicated the religion has a limited establish two new library positions. : Klan cross burning. denied the Klan's petition to march "Behold the fiery cross, the way to be a true membership as he was leaving a town Roselle addressed the state on the medical · But it just didn't seem real. because he felt the parade would not Christian, the way of Christ. " commission meeting Wednesday in which the technology program which is in the process : Not a half an hour before the cross benefit the city and "more than likely Cross burning is the cornerstone of the KKK's request to march April11 was refused. of being downsized. i burning, the Elkton Town erupt into a civil commotion and belief that white supremacy is the highest form "All are invited if you are white and not of "We're admitting freshman now, and if we : Commission denied the Klan's result in serious injury." of Christianity. Jewish ancestry," he said as he was leaving the can build enrollment we will keep the 1 application to march on April 11. Commissioner Kennard Merrey For the Klan, their beliefs "are religion," meeting. program," he said. : The Klan said its march, which agreed and said, "I don't believe Doles said. Doles said he will not attend any churches Robert C. Knowles, of the Conunittee of• would have just happened to roll anything good can come of this They said they are embroiled in a religious because they are "contami.nated." Citizens to Save Medical Technology, : right through a predominantly black parade for the good people of war to recapture the country from ethnic He explained that the cross with a blood recommended that the university establish : section of town, was planned to see FIRE page A6 minorities and a media who has supported a see CROSS BURNING page A6 medical technology scholarships. · "They have them for nursing," he said, · "why not for medical technology?" :

At Colleges Across the Nation .A2 Inmates to appeal Pennell death sentence Campus Briefs ...... A2 Classifieds ...... 87 By Sara Weiss William Killen, of the Public sentence from the Delaware Superior Comics ...... 89 Prison group claims CityN.w!Editor Defender's Office, said the Inmate Coun after being convicted for two On the Lighter Side...... AJ Convicted serial killer Steven B. Political Action Committee (IMPAC) more of the murders. Pennell is scheduled to die in eight plans to appeal Pennell's death Killen said IMPAC's leader, Police Report ...... A2 serial killer should days. because of a statute that requires a Joseph Walls, believes Pennell should Review and Opinion ...... A8 However, if a pro-life prison convicted felon who has received serve his prison sentences before Sports ...... BS inmate organization has its way, multiple sentences to serve them in the being put to death. Walls was ---Also huillt:--- Pennell's uecution date will be order they were given. Wlllvailable for comment. Lou Gold speech ...... AJ serve life sentences stayed while the group argues whether Pennell was originally serving two However, public opinion favors A look at E-mail ...... A6 Pennell should be put to death. life sentences for two of the five 1988 Pennell's ell.ecution. "There's a blood Pennell, however, has said he U.S. Route 13/40 serial killings. lust In the air," Killen said. "People Delaware caucus ...... A7 before execution wants to die as quickly as possible. In October, he was handed a capilal see PENNELL page A.5 In brie March 6, 1992 • THE RMEW. A2

University forum to debate race, new center for a short period of time, said Pipes. Bancroft Construction Corporation of validity of intelligence tests Wilmington will renovate the 11,000-square­ Racial differenca in IQ scores and whether foot Newark Hall annex on Academy Street. they have any meaning or implications, will be said Di Martile. the questioo set before scholars and students at a Pipes said the previous residents of the annex, university forwn March 12. AstroPower Inc., a corporation that researches Recent controYersy over research of race and and manufactures solar cells under university intelligence brought the issue to the au.entioo of patents, have relocated to a larger,universlty­ a committee of students, faculty and owned facility on Wyoming Road, so the space administrators who organized the forwn. is now available. Cammiuee member Joshua Greene (AS JR), "I think it's a dam good idea," said Di president of the Black Student Union, said MartHe. "Fortunately, the President approved it, resean:h on racial differences in teSl scoring by and it made the budget." Dr. Unda OoUfredson, professor of educational studies, made it necessary to raise the issue in an open. fmnal setting. New University Relations "Hopefully, something positive will come out of it," he said, though, he added, it is sad the director selected question of racial intelligence differences had to General manager of the Delaware State Fair be raised at all. and Harrington Raceway, F. Gary Simpson, has Dr. Raymond Wolters, profesS

Two university studies on breast implants funded by Dow Corning ' Dow Coming, the company facing critical scrutiny over the safety of its breast implants, announced it is funding two university studies of complications associated with the product. Keith R. McKennon, incoming chief executive officer, said Dow Coming was helping fund the research at New York University and Michigan State University. The study at New York University, which is expected to take three years, focuses on expanding current data on whether breast implants contribute to breast cancer. The other study, at Michigan State University, concentrates on connective tissue disorders and breast implants. Dow Coming, a division of Dow Chemical Co. ' and Coming Inc., was sharply criticized after it recently released documents that showed company officials knew for years about medical problems linked to its breast implants, but withheld the information from the public. McKennon was named chief executive officer after a reorganization of the company's executives.

Stanford University professor Tribune Media Setvices disciplined for harassment The action comes nine months after Dr. Frances University of Minnesota athlete A medical school professor at Stanford Conley, a prominent neurosurgeon, spoke publicly University received a letter of censure from the about 20 years of sexual harassment she said she arrested on assault charges school after two students complained that he endured while working at the Stanford Medical A University of Minnesota football player was sexually harassed them. School. The text of a letter of censure is confidential. suspended from the team after he was charged Stanford officials said one student accused Dr. with aggravated assault in connection with a Mark Perlroth, 54, of denying her a teaching Retired Supreme Court justice fight. assistant position because he wanted to have a to teach Bill of Rights seminar Tom Reid, 19, who already faces an attempted­ romantic or sexual relationship with her. murder charge in Pennsylvania, was arrested The other woman accused Perlroth of asking Retired U.S. Supreme Court Justice William J. about an hour after he got into a fight with inappropriate sexual questions when she was alone Brennan plans to teach a brief seminar at the another student during an intramural basketball with him discussing an exam. University of Miami School of Law. game. Terry Shepard, of the Stanford News Service, Brennan will conduct a special two-month In the Pennsylvania case, Reid was ,allegedly said, "1be letter includes undisclosed disciplinary course on the Bill of Rights, which will address in a car in which two men and two juveniles ,fired five gunshots at two men in another car. No one measures, so it is more than a reprimand." freedom of religion, freedom of speech, the death The school issued a statement that said the penalty and discrimination. Fifteen third-year law was injured. Reid is accused of supplying the gun. professional misconduct charges against the students, selected from applications and faculty physician "have been fonnally resolved." recommendations, will attend the seminar. Compiled from the College Press Service

Radar detector stolen Men posing as driveway Two bikes, accessories Car window smashed in from Ford Thunderbird pavers try to scam stolen from Sunset Road Student Center lot A radar detector was stolen from elderly woman of $1,500 Two Trek-800 mountain bikes The left rear window of a 1984 a 1984 Ford Thunderbird parked on were stolen from the 100 block of Mercury was smashed on Monday the 800 block of Devon Drive early Two men posing as driveway Sunset Road in early February, evening in the parking lot of the Thursday morning, Newark Police pavers attempted to scam a 93- Newark Police said, but the victims Perkins Student Center, according to said. year-old woman out of $1,500 did not notice the burglary until University Police. ~ The suspect smashed !he Wednesday, Newark Police said. Wednesday. Damage to the window is ...... passenger-side window and The suspects, police said, Accessories including locks, estimated at $150, police said. ~ damaged the side-view mirror, arrived at the woman's residence water bottles and travel bags were C) police said. The Wbilller radar on the 100 block of Old Oak Road, stolen with lhe bicycles, police said . Cassette player stolen detector is valued u S 150 and and said they were offering paving The bicycles and accessories are clamqes to the vehicle tolaled $60. services at a discount for the valued at $1,029. from Hyundai Excel elderly. ~ A Blaupunkt AM/FM cassette ~ Bicycle stolen from Ray The men offered to pave the Pencader washing stereo was stolen from a 1988 Street Residence Hall drive for $50, police said, and the machine tampered with Hyundai Excel parked on the 100 ~ woman implied consent. block of King William Street early .~ A Huffy 10-speed bicycle and After paving a 1 foot by 4 foot Unknown suspects damaged the Tuesday morning, Newark Police lock wu atolen from Ray Street B area of the driveway, police said, key hole of a washing machine in said. ..:: dormitory aometime between the men demanded a $1,500 Pencader Commons D over the The stereo is valued at $420, Monday and Tuesday, University payment from the woman. weekend, University pollee said.The police said. Pollee said. The combined value of The men fled after the woman damage, valued at $SO, was ce called her daughter, police said. discovered Monday morning. Compiled by Robyn FurrNn the Items Is $130. March 6, 1992. THE REVIEW• Al-

On the Lighter City, County owe Chrysler over $1 million l I By Mike Stanley and paid," he said. "The county should have increasing its Jroperty value, he said. The county is still determining the exact : Rebecca Tollen deducted the $447,000 in taxes from their "[Chrysler) added a paint plant, a amount of money Cllrysler owes Chrysler, : 5alfli!ponm aedil." cafeteria and expanded their body shop," Siebold said. : New Castle County returned $447,000 to In 1985, the county valued the property Siebold said. Because Cllrysler is in Newarlc, the city • Side the Chrysler Co. Tuesday because of an on South College Avenue The additions to the (X'opelty were valued also owes Chrysler $235,321.50 in tax ! ~ erroneously sent tax bill, said Dennis at $52.6 million, but Chrysler thought the at $9.5 million, however, Chrysler again returns, said City Manager Carl F. Luft. 1 Siebold, fmance legal offiCer f~ New Castle amount was too high and filed an appeal, he appealed the assessment, he said. "Having the fiduciary responsibility for I County. said. Friday, the review lowered this value to the city, we would hope we owe nothing l Chrysler has a tax credit with the county The value was lowered to $34.4 million $6.7 million because of depreciatioo faaors, and hope the assessment does not change at : for more than $1 million because of an in 1991 by the Board of Assessment Review Siebold said. all," Luft said. "But we will pay whatever Shoppers no longer have to ongoing property assessment dispute, after six years of debate, Siebold said. Because of this deduction, the county we are obligated to pay." go to Australia to get yummy Siebold said. However, since then O!rysler has made owes Chrysler the excess taxes it paid on the Chrysler's attorney, James Burnet, said ''The bill should never have been sent or substantial construction additions, $9.5 million, he said. Cllrysler does not wish to comrneru frozen, palletized beef A news release from the office of Daniel Frawley, the Mayor of Wilmington, announced to media services around the state that yes, Australian Beef is coming to Wilmington. Wilmingtonians: "Yeah." Forests exploited "We are pleased that Kyokuyo (a Japanese shipping company) has again chosen the Port of Wilmington for its regular shipments of frozen, palletized beef," Frawley said. for short-term gain Palletized refers to the way in which the beef is stacked and transported. Wilmingtonians: "Yummy!"' Environmentalist stresses tree preservation Frawley said, "Especially in these difficult economic times, it is vital that we By Mickey McCarter forests remain today due to the continue to create job opportunities for all and lindsy Solomon federal government and the timber our citizens .. ." Staff Reporters industry seeing the forests and its Wilmingtonians: "Yippie!" Only by taking an active role in trees in terms of short-term Jan Taylor, an agent for Kyokuyo Co., ecological issues can the world's exploitation-maximizing quick thanked the mayor and the port guys for forests and wildlife be saved from profits." their efforts, "especially their visit to destruction, an environmental Congress is considering several Australia." activist told an audience during a proposals which would preserve Wilmingtonian: "He went where? Why presentation in Kirkbride Hall jobs in the timber industry without didn't he go to the Mid-West, make a deal Monday night. endangering animals such as the THE REVIEW I Bonner with Americans and export from the port? "Environmentalism is no longer a Spotted Owl. Lou Gold gives a speech in Kirkbride Hall Monday urging students Other Wilmingtonian: "I dunno." spectator sport," said activist Lou Gold said half of America ' s and faculty to take a more active role in protection the environment. Gold. natural trees have been cut down He stressed the importance of since 1950. The rate of destruction Destruction of the forests and its environmentally hindering to pressuring to Congress to support of the ar..cient forests has inhabitants has resulted in other helpful. environmental protection accelerated drastically, he said. environmental catastrophes, Gold "We need legislation that legislation. "There is no guarantee that what said. preserves and restores forests as Gold said, "We must realize that is left will be protected. To the These include polluted streams whole ecosystems, and makes way the bears don't write letters and the logging companies it is business as and rivers, land erosion, and for a life-sustaining economy," owls don't vote. usual," he said. endanger~d animals including the Gold said. "We need to join hands He reinforced his message with spotted owl. "We need to make way for a politically and wake up Congress slides depicting endless acres of tree Gold's message, despite the diversified and earth-constructive before our trees are gone." stumps and bare land. destruction depicted in his slide vision in which economy and Gold, a former Oberlin College Gold is part of the Siskiyou show, was a hopeful one. ecology work together." professor, presented a slide show Project Conservation Team, which "I believe that the crucial factor Gold urged the audience to write detailing his efforts to save the prints the "Bald Mountain Bulletin." in the fight will be the power of the to members of Congress to support ancient forests of Bald Mountain in The bulletin contains Gold's grassroots, hundreds of thousands of the Ancient Forest Protection Act, Oregon, an area he has made his advice to those concerned about the people demanding preservation of The Pacific Northwest Community home. ancient forests, plus some facts what little remains of our last, great Recovery and Ecosystem Gold said, '\Most people don't about their destruction. forests," said Gold. Conservation Act and Clearcutting realize that their tax dollars go "Within the last eight years, at His vision is not just to restore an Prohibition Act. toward knocking down trees to build least 60,000 acres of irreplaceable environmental balance without The Student Environmental roads. old growth forest was cut down on concern for other factors. Action Coalition and The Outing "Presently," he said, "less than federal land in Washington, Oregon Gold's ideas for reform would Club sponsored Gold's presentation 10 percent of the nation's original and California," Gold explained. shift loggers' jobs from at the university.

Kelly Green, right, markets the LSD Tsongas rising to top of Democratic pack Flight Simulator, a.k.a. the Day Dreamer. By Jeff Pearlman The former senator supports abortion ! LSD simulator for those who Sports Ed4or rights and favors enacting the Freedom of ! like their brains and want When former Massachusetts Sen. Paul Choice Act, which would guarantee a 1 E. Tsongas became the first Democrat to woman's right to have an abortion. ! to fit-in with drug abusers announce his 1992 presidential candidacy On education, Tsongas not only ! last April, he was considered a long shot. disagrees with Bush's actions, but makes : According to the College Press Service, However since then, Tsongas has fun of them. : Kelly Green travels with The Grateful become one of the front-runners in the for certain long-term investments, to production oriented careers," Tsongas "President Bush, during the campaign, : Dead and to college campuses selling the race for the Democratic nomination. Tsongas differs from many of his rivals. writes. said that he wanted to be known as the 1 LSD Flight Simulator, also known as the Tsongas' New Hampshire primary Tsongas' plans to boost the economy Exit polls from Tuesday's primaries education President," Tsongas said. : Kaleido-Sky or the Day-Dreamer, which victory Feb. 18 set the tone for a appear more conservative than liberal. and caucuses show Tsongas' policies "No one would call him that two years; produces one of the effects of LSD without campaign that could see the early long Like many Republicans, the former appeal mostly to well-educated and well­ later." ; having to take the drug. shot become the Democrats' choice. senator supports big business. He wants to paid Democrats. Tsongas calls for a new educational "I sell a lot in college towns and at The former senator posted victories in make more manufacturing jobs and Raymond Wolters, professor of history focus on children in the pre-kindergarten Grateful Dead concerts," Green said. Tuesday's Maryland primary and Utah balance the federal budget. and adviser to the College Republicans, years and "during after-school hours when After corning up with the first primitive caucus, which established him as more In his 86-page book, " A Call To said Tsongas is "the quintessential yuppie these children confront the reality of version of the simulator, Green admits that than just a candidate with appeal to the Economic Arms," Tsongas explains his candidate." empty apartments and homes." he and his friends fought over the toy for Northeast. theories on the economy. "He's liberal on social issues, but Another focus is on high school three days. "They said I was a regional candidate," "Encouraging people lO invest in raw conservative on economic issues," he said. students who do not attend college, where "In my laughter, I was thinking, 'this Tsongas said Tuesday after his victories. land or commercial buildings or art Tsongas' health care policy calls for Tsongas wants to provide a variety of thing must be illegal,"' he said. "They're right: North, South, East and collections adds nothing to our mandatory family health insurance plans better skills. He sells about 3,000 of the gadgets each West," he said while proclaiming himself competitiveness," he writes. "They are for all full-time workers. Employers who Tsongas' main point on national year and charges $14.95 for each. The "the Breakthrough Kid." simply less critical recipients of our do not provide benefits would pay a 7 defense is subtraction, not addition. His simulator is endorsed by LSD expert Winning the Democratic nomination is capital. percent payroll tax. primary goal is to eliminate the Strategic • Timothy Leary. a possibility despite constant questions "[Providing capital gains advantages) One part of Tsoogas' plan will combat Defense Initiative (SDD program and use : about Tsongas' health and overall image. also encourages our most talented to seek the life-threatening AIDS virus through the money for needed domestic areas. • There's Womb in this town In 1984, Tsongas left the Senate after their fortunes by speculative and increased funding for research into "In the long run," Tsongas writes,: being diagnosed with lymphoma, a form manipulative paper shuffling as opposed vaccines, cures and treatments. "would America be better off with : for everyone to learn of cancer. A bone-marrow transplant hundreds of billions invested in' an: something this month treated the disease, but many still wonder improbable Star Wars system arrayed only: if Tsongas, 50, can handle the rigors against an imploding Soviet Union or by 1 A room in Recitation Hall has been associated with the being president. developing an insurmountable lead in: converted into a womb, a very large womb "From most doctors, Tsongas has ceramic engines, supercomputers and: -possibly the largest womb in the world . beaten the disease," said Glenn memory chips?" : This may have sounded humorous at Springstead (AS JR), president of the On ecological issues, Tsongas' main.! first as students ran across campus to the College Democrats. objective is to enforce incremental 3-to-5- Womb after hearing about it, but it is not "Anyone is susceptible to disease, and cent-a-gallon increases in the gaoline tax­ intended to be humorous. he has as much a chance of getting sick as to reduce energy consumption. 1 The exhibit relays a serious point during you or I do." he added. He also supports research into t Women's History month. All should see it, Throughout the campaign, Tsongas' alternative fuels and nuclear power, an ' even though it's a womb without a view image has been haunted by the "ghost of area that has drawn fierce criticism from (Oh, geez). Democrat's past" legacy left by former his fellow Democratic candidates. Even though a gigantic womb is not Massachusetts Gov. Michael Dukakis, Wolters said: "When Tsongas' stance is funny and should be taken seriously, there who lost the 1988 election to President exposed, he could have trouble. He was a are some organs we can look forward to George Bush after holding an early lead in big advocate when it came to a nuclear visiting in future calender awareness weeks the polls. freeze, but he is a supporter of nuclear 1 and months. Like Dukakis, Tsongas is a Greek­ power." ~ We can plan on walking into an eight­ American politician from Boston. Four At a debate in Denver Saturday,: ton lime-green liver during Alcohol years later against the same candidate, Clinton argued with Tsongas ~ver his: Awareness Week. Maybe the country Dukakis' loss could hurt Tsongas' support for nuclear power. Smce the • would laugh if a humongous prostate was chances for election. debate, the two candidates said they will : constructed during Ronald Reagan History If Tsongas overcomes the questions tone down their harsh criticisms. I Month. Or how about a field trip to a huge about his health and image, it will be on "We are not the enemy to each other,": appendix during Endangered Organ the SIJ'ength of an economic plan that not Tsongas said Sunday at a Maryland: Month? only rivals Bush's, but most of his debate, "George Bush is the objective." : Children will be sliding down immense Democratic opponents. "The Breakthrough Kid" has gained ' dolphin blowholes during SIJ'ange­ While Arkansas Gov. Bill Clinton, strong support for his platform, but many : Mamrnal-Organs-That-Humans-Don't­ cumntly Tsongas' main competition for wonder whether he bas the poise and : Have-Month. And everyone could visit the the pany's nomination, endorses a tax cut charisma to become the first Democnulc : large warped brain during Columnists-Who for middle-class voters, Tsongas s1rongly President since Jimmy Carter won the '! Take-Jokes-Too-Far-Week. opposes the middle-clus tax cut. presidency 16 years ago. "It makes great speeches," said "It isn't yet known whether he has T1011gas about the cull, "but at the end mus appeal," Springstead said. "He can : there are no jobs. When people are scared win the Democratic nomination. but to : ~ Ufhrer Sick Is compii«J bv ~n}amin Ringe and appN!S _, ,ridily. for their economic sUJVival, they wam to win the election will depend on if be bu : bear what you're talking about." success in setting the country to know • By supponing lower capital gains taxes him." j A4 • THE RMEW. March 6, 1992 Super Sunday to raise money Phone-a-thon for jewish awareness includes over 155 colleges By 1. Marc Kleiman raised from the campaign will go not be inhibited because the recent Srucknt J\lfairs Editor towards the funding of local Jewish breakup of the Soviet Union and This Sunday, Diamond State agencies." influx of European Jews into Israel Telephone's switchboard will be The remainder will be sent to will probably influence donations, working feverishly with phones Israel and 34 other countries to help he said. ringing in the residences of almost humanitarian services around the Hillel's adviser and recent every Jewish student on campus. world, he said. university graduate Mike Balaban The United Jewish Appeal (UJA) Jenn Jaffe (AS SR) said, "It's a said he thinks there are more than University Programs Department good cause and it is important that 1,100 Jewish students on campus, will hold its annual student "Super • the money gets divided between but not all arc listed. Those students Sunday" phone-a-thon in an effon Israel and Joe. ' -~encies." will not be able to be contacted, he to raise money and awareness in the This nationwide university said. university area. program is a smaller part of Super Jaffe said, "I'm surprised that I Laurie Carson, UJA 's regional Sunday that took place Feb. 9 in have not been called in the past, but consultant, said the university's over 200 communities around the if I get called this year, I will be panicipation is part of a nationwide country. happy to donate." campaign that includes over 155 Seth Bloom, UJA Wilmington Balaban said, "We hope the colleges and universities across the Federation campaign director, said, university students will respond country. "This past Super Sunday, more than well, but we understand that money The four-hour phone-a-thon will $12 million was raised from over can be a problem while in school." begin at 11 a.m. when 18 university 72,000 contributors." "The important thing is not how students will call approximately Katz said: "Delaware's campaign much money we raise," Balaban 1,100 Jewish students on campus. gives students a sense of said, "but the awareness we raise." Last year's university campaign responsibility. Our parents usually We want to reach all the students raised about $1,200 and "we hope to do the donating on Super Sunday. and let them know they can make a at least double it this year," Carson This gives students the opportunity difference. said. The nationwide university to work toward a common goal." "If they can't give now, they will campaign las t year raised over Last year's campaign was held at at least know we are here," he said. $400,000 and has a goal of the same time as the Persian Gulf Perhaps after students graduate and $500,000 this year, she said. War, which probably helped in are financially secure, they will be Jason Katz (AS SR), campus student donations, Katz said. able to give something back, he chairman, said, "Half of the money However, this year's drive should said. Play chronicles black history By Karen Levinson "A lot of these e11-slave holders Freedom Theater attempt to Assistant Features Edito r tried to entice their former property include the audience becau , "The There were no props, no special back to the fold,"Leslie said. more fun the process is, the more lights and no flamboyant costumes. Although the presentation tendency there is to retain." No painted trees or houses stood touched on issues of slavery, the Although the Freedom Theater in the background. actors read poetry with images and has existed for 26 years and other The stage of Bacchus Theater metaphors of African Americans in theater groups of its kind are in the only had stools where three actors positions of power. area, Butts said, cultural activities occasionally seated themselves. "The world belongs to the strong, are unfortunately not high on the Although the atmosphere was regardless of pigmentation, more or totem pole of priorities. stark and drab, the actors from the less," said Lenny Daniels, another S terling Marshall ( AS SR), Freedom Theater of Philadelphia actress, quoting Zora Neale president of the Cu ltural helped show the audience the Hurston. Programming Advisory Board, said Spring forward A late afternoon jogger on Delaware Avenue takes advantage richness of African-American Maya Angelou 's "Phenomenal there is s till a need for more o(the unseasonably warm weather Monday as winter runs away and spring walks in. contributions to society in the Woman" was read and performed, programs, but, "[The university] is "Traveling Black History Show," Daniels finds the poem a personal getting better in making steps, no Wednesday night. favorite. "It's a great way for young matter how small." The actors drew their material women and young girls to feel good from a variety of writers, including about themselves." Zora Neale Hurston, Maya Angelou, Several times during the Paul Lawrence Dunbar and presentation, actors had the Langston Hughes. audience sing and clap. "African Americans have made Laurence Butts, an audience their mark on the historical and development director, said The STUDY ABROAD literary landscape of America," said actress Lenny Daniels, quoting an African-American literary figure. CAMPUS INTERVIEWS FALL SEMESTER 1992 A letter exchange between a APRIL B, 1992 former slave and his owner provided the audience with a __.! ~ HANCOCK ~ The University of Delaware offers study abroad programs in many exciting places throughout the world. perspective on life of Americans FINANCIAL SERVICES Participate in a study abroad program and experience the fascinating and unique world of different li ving after the Civil War. SALIS CAREER After the Civil War, the former cultures and people. slaves moved from the South, SEEKING EXCEPTIONAL leaving many landowners without PEOPLE LOOKING FOR SEMESTER IN MADRID SEMESTER IN LONDON labor, said Diane Leslie, one of the COURSES INCLUDE COURSES INCLUDE actresses. 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Seeking Hoop-lah! State to decide fate r>(J blind justice on of Parallel Program ~ · .. By Doug Donovan can work with the university to establish a Admini!lrative News Editor liberal arts program with credits transferable' ... To be or not to be, that is the fate of the to the university. ' campus Parallel Program. "In order for Del Tech to be a community. And at the Joint Finance Committee college, it has to offer liberal arts classes." By Matthew Gray Copy Editor meeting in Dover Tuesday, the university Roselle said some university professors and Delaware Technical and Community have been with the program for 25 years The University of Pennsylvania College (Del Tech) vied for control of that doing exemplary work. expelled one of its students last fate. "Enough is enough," he said. "It's time to, semester after a judicial system lf the committee passes Governor make a decision and the decision is to give similar to one at the University of Michael N. Castle's 1992-93 budget, the the authority to the university." Delaware found him guilty of rape, university will receive the state money The state allocated about $1.2 million to despite that fact he was never traditionally allocated to Del Tech and will Del Tech for the program and Del Tech arrested or charged with the crime. talce control of the program. collected about $600,000 from tuition this · Penn officials confirmed Friday The Parallel Program is a two-year liberal year. that a student was expelled in arts program taught at Del Tech campuses in Del Tech gave the university $1.4 million October after a two-day hearing by a Wilmington, Georgetown and Dover. this year for salaries and supplies, and kept judicial board of three faculty For the last 25 years, the state has $381,000 for the use of the facilities, Roselle , members and two students. appropriated the funds to Del Tech which said. Constance Goodman, Penn's former has provided classrooms and other student "We're not after the money," Roselle judicial inquiry officer who handled facilities, while the university has provided said. "We want the parallel program." the case, said, "The university has its teachers and supplies for classes. Because the university recruits, admits own standards for accepting cases." Castle, in the epilogue to his plan, and instructs students in the program, For example, she said, hearsay is recommends that the current agreement Roselle said the money should go to the admissible in Penn's judicial between the university and Del Tech be university. hearings, but it is not in traditional revoked, and requests that the university Chairman of the university's Board of courts. talce control by July. Trustees Andrew B. Kirkpatrick Jr. said at While traditional courts require However, Del Tech wants to create its Tuesday's hearing that the current agreement guilt beyond a reasonable doubt, the own Liberal Arts College by 1994 and wants divides the handling of the funds from the judicial systems at Penn and the the current contract with the universit•' to accountability. University of Delaware do not end by June 1993, said James L. Fcrd, "The money should be where the require the same degree of certa.inty assistant to the president for College accountability is," he said. to find students guilty. Relations at Del Tech. Vice Chair of the Committee Phillip J. Dean of Students Timothy F. If this happens, Del Tech will eliminate Corrozi recommended that Del Tech and the Brooks said, "h's possible to get a university professors teaching at the facility, university continue to negotiate. guilty finding on campus easier than Roselle said. Roselle said, "We're always pleased it is off campus." Ford said, "We recommended that the when someone wants to talk, but we will not Universities expect a higher existing contract be extended a year so we capitulate." standard of conduct from students, he said, because they are in an educational environment that is separate from the rest of the community. Brooks said the university uses Audit revea·ls students three levels to determine guilt in judicial cases. The system is commonly used at universities, he said. "Clear and convincing" evidence defaulting on loans is required to find someone guilty, he said, and is considered a level below 45 guilt "beyond a reasonable doubt." Study shows percent failing to make repayments "Preponderance" is the lowest By Mc.tthew O'Donnell loan." level, requiring slightly more than a THE REVIEW I Pamela Wr;ry De Stefano Staff Reponer However, not complying with the 50 percent chance that a student is Above: Anthony Wright lays the basketball up for two more points in the Hen's A recent audit by state officials has defined terms requires repayment of the guilty, Brooks said, compared with victory over Drexel. Below: Fans at the sold-out Field House cheer the team on shown that about 45 percent of student loan at 12 percent interest. about a 75 percent chance for "clear to their seventeenth-straight win. For full game coverage, see page 85. loans, or a total of more ·than $250,000, Wagner said a good portion of the and convincing" guilt. disbursed through a special program for $280,000 balance will be collected. "It is Above 95 percent certainty aspiring teachers have been repaid in clearly identifiable who owes on student constitutes guilt "beyond a accordance with teaching or monetary loans," he said. reasonable doubt," he said. requirements. To date, state loans funded to 92 The university allows hearsay and The loans help students obtain a participants totalled $734,236, Wagner third-person evidence, but, he said, "I teaching degree in the fields of said. do not lend the same amount of mathematics or science.' Recipients are The Department of Public Instruction credibility to hearsay evidence." then required to teach in a Delaware (DPI), which administers the program, Brooks said the university is public school for two years. was examined by state auditors for the careful to protect student rights to State Auditor R. Thomas Wagner, Jr. fiscal year ending June 30, 1991. Recent due process. said, "We sampled 20 student loan cases follow-up data provided by DPI identified Because the university is a state and determined that 45 percent were not 38 out of 92 total student loan cases that institution, he said, d11e process must only failing to teach in the critical areas do not comply with State Board of be upheld in judicial hearings. of mathematics or science, but had made Education regulations governing the Rob McAnnally (EG SR), no repayments on their loans." program. pres.ident of the Oelaware In 1984 the state officials found that The loan program is state sponsgred,. Undergraduate Student Congress, there was a dearth of math and science and is not affiliated with any university's: said, "I think that our judicial process · teachers in public schools. financial aid program. overall is a pretty just one." A loan program was then implemented Wagner said he could not determine. McAnnally said the university is for education students who needed which universities the students who have. fair about penalizing students once a financial aid and planned a career as a not repaid the loans attended. decision is reached. math or science teacher. Wagner said a Pascal D. Forgione Jr., the State Of the more than 1,300 judicial student can receive a loan of up to Superintendent of DPI, said they are cases that went through the $5,000. investigating procedures to prevent the university's undergraduate review Wagner said, "Students are obligated lack of repayment of loans in the future. system last year, Brooks said, about under agreement to teach for two years in Forgione said, these procedures will 30 to 40 were criminal cases, THE RfVIEW I Lori Barbag a Delaware public school." include an increase in monitoring the . including such offenses as VIOlent If they comply with the regulations, students on loans, collecting these funds crime and severe vandalism. they are not required to pay back the and an annual inspection of the program. However, he said, there have beer. very few cases where the university found a student guilty and the police did not. The case at Penn involved a Harvard University student who School principals to attend leadership courses alleges that she was sexually assaulted l>y a Penn student while at a By Michael Rossi 2000, we are depending on school "We wanted to have the Funding for the academy will professor of Education pany at the Zeta Beta Tau fraternity St•lf (U,poner principals to be the driving force program at the university from the be provided by a $400,000 grant Leadership. house in West Philadelphia. She said The university will play host to behind managing and beginning," said Foss, a former from the United States Smoley, the academy's the auack occurred Jan. 26, 1991. elementary and high school implementing change among adviser to Castle who helped Department of Education's Fund director, will be assisted in A Penn official said the names of principals from across the nation students and teachers in our develop the Delaware 2000 plan. for Innovation. educating the principals by core students involved in judicial hearings this summer at the first National schools," Castle said in a "The idea of having the The academy is sponsored by university faculty with expenise are never released. Principals Leadership Academy. statement. academy at Delaware was very the university, the Education in school restructuring and student Last week, the woman who said The academy aims to provide " I believe this academy will appealing and prestigious," Foss Commission of the States (ECS) assessment. she was attacked told The school principals with the help ensure principals have the said. and the governors of the eight The principals will be housed Philadelphia Inquirer that she did ~ot education they need to effectively skills and knowledge they need to The selection criteria has not states which have instituted in the Ray Street residence halls repon the incident to Harvard pollee lead and manage school change, be successful," he stated. been established but to be educational restructuring under and each participant will receive a until two months later because she said Sue Fuhrmann, the academy Helen Foss, coordinator for selected, the principals must be in the RE:l..eaming program. $6,600 scholarship from the grant was traumalized. coordinator. euernal planning at the a school going through some Delaware has been involved in that will cover all program costs, Harvard police contacted Penn The program is a part of Gov. Department of Public Instruction, educational changes, Foss said. the program for four years with 21 except room, board and I police and Philadelphia police, but Michael N. Castle's education said about 60 principals from Principals are a key pan of the schools in the state panicipatlna, transportation. the Disaict Attorney's Office decided plan, Delaware 2000, designed to around the country will participate reform and the academy is geared Fuhrmann said. Foss said, "The main goal is to ,lf not to prosecute, because she establish the framework for in an intensive three-week to assist principals implement the Murray, a Delaware empower principals to be change reported the incident two months educational reform In Delaware training program during July, relearning process, said Frank B. commissioner of the ECS, co· agents in their schools, so that after she said It happened. by the year 2000. designed to teach how to be Murray, dean of the College of authored the grant request whb students can be performing at However, Penn officials held a "As we move towards the year effective leaders. Education. Eugene Smoley Jr., associate significantly higher levels." helrinJ on the Incident and found the student JUIIty of l'lping the woman. ~6 • THE RMEW. March 6, 1992

I E-mail delivers in all weather I I I I By Karen Glenn Although the bulletin boards are ! Slalr Reporter used mainly to gather Information, : He didn't get down on one knee. sometimes questions are posted on a 1 He didn't even offer her a ring. specific topic for anyone to answer. : Instead of romantic candlelight, When someone answers another there was only the soft glow of a person's question, bonds are built and : computer screen. relationships form. : When Rachel Levine (AG SO) "People find they have common • said yes to her boyfriend's proposal, interests through the bulletin boards l the couple did not share a warm and sometimes stay in touch through 1 embrace, only a computer interface. E-mail," said Boutell. "I've met and Levine received her proposal kept in contact with people from through electronic mail (E-mail) and Australia, Germany and England." her story is an example of the many Students can also access the communication applications now TALK command. In this mode, the available to all sLUdents on campus. computer sets up the screen so people "I had a computer account last being contacted can ,reply to their semester for a Pascal course, and computer pen pals immediately. used it also to speak to my boyfriend, The TALK command can be used now fianc~." Rutgers University in both on campus and in agencies . Camden, N.J., said Levine. which use the E-mail system. About 15 minutes later, her For more advanced users, there are .; boyfriend logged on purely by computer games accessible through ~ coincidence, said Levine, and they the E-mail account. ' began writing back and forth. The game, called Multi-User : "At first I didn't believe him," said Dimensions (MUD), involves : Levine. When Levine realized h was collectively creating a fantasy world ! not a joke, she typed back, "yes." with other people. , Students can use the system to talk "It's like being in touch with a 1 with friends (or fiances) at other science fiction or fantasy novel," said : schools, leave messages for Boutell. : professors and gather information on THE REVIEW I Tom CzC

continued from. page A 1 sacrilegious. exclaimed. ; He said the cross is constructed "What's the solution?" Doles • drop on the KKK white robe without nails and power tools as~d. : signifies Jesus Christ and the blood because the Klan did not use them "White revolution," the group : he sacrificed. in 1865 when they were founded . responded. I A Klan member, who would not Doles held a torch and waved it As the flames from the cross give his name, said the lighting of as about 15 members, som;.. wearing became more intense, the circle the cross signifies a step out of the white hoods and robes, marched in a widened and dispersed into a group darkness and toward the light circle to the left and stopped. prayer di reeled at the burning Christ. They raised their arms and said symbol. The Klansman refused to call the their palms were held to the sky in After the prayer and a rendidtion ceremony a cross-burning because order to become closer to Christ. of "Amazing Grace," the ceremony the term is considered derogatory. "What do we want?" Doles came to an end. The Klan chooses to "light a cross" asked. " We will win this god damn because "burning a cross" would be "White power," the group war," Doles proclaimed. Inmates protest Pennell execution

continued from page A 1 contact a lawyer from Widener Law imprisonment, may not run School to take on the case. concurrently with another, such as want to kill Pennell." lf representation can not be found, capital punishment. Although Pennell has expressed his he said, the group will file the papers Silverman said an order of capital desire to die, Killen cited Pennell's itself. punishment overrides the statute. children and their visits to him at the However, Fred Silverman, of the "People may be sympathetic," he , Sussex County Correctional Center as State Attorney General's office, said said, "but in the final analysis, the law • a reaso11 not to die. IMPAC's argument is "probably not says it's up to Mr. Pennell to look out "Maybe there's something to stay valid." for his best interests. He is the only alive for even if you are in jail," he "They haven't read the statute person who has standing. 1baL law is said. fully," he said. clear." Killen said IMPAC, the two-year­ Silverman said IMPAC is basing its Killen said, "lf Joe [Walls] can get old group of Delaware inmates, is appeal on Title IX, Section 3901 of a lawyer to come forward to JX'esellt searching for an attorney to present its the Delaware Constitution which the case, he's got a shot to delay case. Killen is currently trying to explains that one sentence, such as life [Pt:nnell's] date." Delaware not to play Del. State

continued from page A 1 agreement, he gave several different "lt makes sense that they don't reasons for the two schools not have an open date the same day we Delaware 99-95 in front of what meeting in athletics. have an open date," Johnson said. ' was then the third largest crowd in "When you begin playing each "Therefore we'd have to rearrange Delaware Field House history. other it becomes divisive, the schedule, and we don't have Following the highly emotional particularly in a small state," much flexibility." contest, many thought a First State Johnson said. "I talk to John Martin President David P. Roselle football game would be [Delaware State Athletic expects the schools to eventually inevitable, including Gov. Director] all the time, and play football, but explained there Mike Castle. we just don't talk about are many complications involved "The enthusiasm of it, because he with the game. this game should show understands what we "You line up all the options and . that this would be a have to do, and I know make the best choice, and that might ,; good rivalry in other what he has to do." very well be Delaware State," said sports between the two Earlier in the week Roselle. schools," Castle said. Johnson told the "There are difficulties in"" Both school's football Wilmington News Journal that scheduling, and it's also a question '':.' coaches are also eager to see the there is not much interest in a of who do people want to see play .... • game take place. Delaware-Delaware State football People want to see the teams play, ..., "I would like to play them," said rivalry. but they also want to see Navy and • Delaware football coach Harold R. Johnson said most of the interest Lehigh and a few other schools. It •• "Tubby" Raymond. "I'm not in the game has been will take time," he said. ! concerned with the scheduling, I expressed by the media, not Others think if"., think we should play. It would be the general public. administrators really great for football." "You know, the game wanted a game, It could _ Delaware State football coach that most people ask me be accomplished. · ~ Bill Collick believes the two about is Lehigh," he "It comes right down'! · schools could find a way to play. said. to the athletic directors'"" "lf they called up, we'd love to In April, Johnson also if they want to set the' 1 talk to them about playing," said said the reason the two games up, " sald Delaware " ' Collick. "I know the fans want to schools could not play was junior lineman Matt Wildes. "A see it. I guarantee you could play it because of scheduling difficulties. lot of players on the team now q anywhere and it would be a sellout." "If you look at our football would want to play Delaware State"'!! Johnson said he will consider schedule we're fully scheduled to over Towson State any day." 0 '1 scheduling Delaware State in the year 2000," Johnson said. "The state loses out," Sydnor~ ! football for the future. "We're interested in exploring, but said. "It seems like just a couple oro.t "It takes time to put these things there Is no nexlbillty." people don't want the game when" • together," he said. Despite the latest developments, thousands do. It's a shame, it really!:} Last April prior to the basketball Johnson maintains his earlier stance. is." ''! March 6, 1992 • THE REVIEW. A7

THE REVIEW I Pilml!la W~ De Above left: A female Klan member at the Elkton Town Commision, wears a cap supporting presidential candidate, and former Klan Grand Wizard David Duke. Center: Members gather around a 30-foot burning cross in a field outside Elkton, Md. Right: A Klansman in full uniform. Cross burning keep's Klans racist fire raging

continued from page A 1 followers left. based in tolerance, the old black and the way of Christ." As Doles left he declared that the white photos of cross burnings "Look at the fire on the cross, it Elkton." Klan would hold a "cross lighting" at conjure up images of the Klan 's anti­ goes up to heaven." Jesse P. Boyd, who also sits on about 8 o'clock, shouted directions black, ami-Catholic, anti-Semetic, A chill ran through me. the commission, called the march "a at the media massed around him and anti-etc. campaign. I know racism still exists, but no-win situation for the town." said, "all are invited if you're wh ite A campaign rooted in hatred, umil Wednesday the Klan seemed Crouse, Merrey, Boyd and other and not of Jewish ancestry." ha tred of my African American li ke some kind of abstract concept. I members of the commission voted A small media caravan followed ancestors and thereby hatred for me. could only relate to it through unanimously to strike down the the Klansmen out into the outskirts ghostly images on ancient newsreels . Klan's request. And as the of Elkton and into the heart of Cecil Nevertheless,• a few minority A dinosaur of the Old South. An commission moved on to the next County. journalists, including myse lf, anachronism of Dixie. order of business on its agenda, To call the area rural would be an gathered on a nearby road and I thought racists had traded in silence fell over the chambers and understatement. No street lights, crouched behind some trees to watch their Klan garb and cries of "Nigger Klan activity is the result of a everyone looked at each other as if to mostly unpaved dirt roads and farm the ceremony- just out of sight, but Go Home" for three-piece suits and massive membership drive. tacitly ask, "What next?" houses. just within earshot. such mainstream code words as · "They' re trying to revive the While white reporters were About 15 Klansmen gathered in a "welfare illegitimacy," "crime in the Klan. In the 1930s they had a The Klansmen •in the front row of allowed to watch the cross burning circle around the 30-foot cross whi ch streets" and "affirmative action" ~ Ia membership of 2 million. Now it's the meeting room showed little and interview the Klansmen up even from a distance reeked of diesel David Duke. down to about 5,000," James said. emotion at the commission's close, Doles was true to his word fuel. It seemed to me that modern He blamed the upsurge in recent decision. when he said those of Jewish Some wore suits. Others wore sensibilities had forced Klansmen to racist activity on the recent economic One woman wore a "Duke for ancestry or not white would not be baseball caps and jackets. Some just leave their robes in the attic to gather hardships plaguing the country and President '92" baseball cap. welcome. wore Klan hoods. Still others were dust. the region. Some sponed various patches on I was nauseated at the thought of a dressed in full Klan regalia. Bu t there was no dust on those "They're looking for someone to their jackets: a swastika here, a cross burning (or lighting, as the Doles held a torch and ordered the robes. blame for not having a job and so It seemed to Confederate flag there, even the Klansmen call it to avoid the Klansmen to march in a circle to the In fact, as incredulous as it might fonh," he said. circled cross that is the symbol of the negative connotation of burning), left sound , those robes seemed to glow in " And in these hard economic me that Ku Klux Klan. and it seemed like a forest full of He waved the torch three times the dark- glow with hatred. times you need a scapegoat." A man wore a T -shirt bearing a butterflies took flight in my stomach. and then ordered the Klansmen to James said there were "problems circled cross that read: "It's a white Klan members say their group and march. Doles asked the• group, "What do in the '60s" and now those old modern thing. You wouldn't understand." the cross "lighting" ceremony are all He waved the torch three more we want?" problems seem to be popping up After a few minutes, Doles stood a part of the richest "Christian" times and then lit the cross. "White power," they replied. again and again. sensibilities up and went to the back of the room traditions. As the flames climbed the cross, "Wilen do we want it?" to confer with one of his colleagues. But for most, mai nly those of us Doles exclaimed " Behold the fi ery "Now." When the cross• burning was over had forced Then he and about 10 of his who define Christianity as a religion cross, the way to be a true Christian, "What's the solution?" Doles said, "We will win this "White revolution." goddamn war." Gathered around the burning cross However, James said his Klansmen to the Klansmen joined hands and said organization would engage the "The Lord's Prayer. " enemy on its battlefield. leave their Then they bent down on one knee "All of our fights have been in the before the cross and raised their arms courtroom," he said. robes in the - in a Nazi-style salute. And in this war all of us are One member could be heard casualties. saying, "Hey, hey James Earl Ray," Whether we're black or white, attic to gather in reference to th e man who Jew or Christian, male or female, we assassinated Martin Luther King, and are all caught in the crossfire. dust. as some would say, he kill ed not And watching that cross bum in onl y the man, but also King's dream. Maryland Wednesday was like being King hoped that everyone would temporarily shipped to the front But there was be judged not by the color of their lines. sk in but by the "content of their But afterward I realized that my no dust on character." anxiety and nervousness -w"ll~ One group that believes it' s not because the cross burning was scary impossible to make King's dream a but because it was sad. --those robes. reality is the National Association It was sad because in 1992 a war for the Advancement of Colored that none of us started is still People (NAACP). dividing us. Bernard James, president of the It was sad because the war Cecil County chapter of the NAACP, continues to rage like the fire on the applauded the commission's decision cross in that field. not to allow the Klan march. But mostly it was sad because it "I 'm elated," he said, " It' s a seems like the war is not going to smack against racism." end- or rather, there are those who He said if the commission allowed don't want it to. the Klan to march, "in a sense the THE REVIEW I Pamela Wr ~ be Stefano town would be condoning racism." Richard jones is the editor in chief of 't KKK leader Chester Doles (center) confers with a fellow Klan member. James believes the recent spate of The Review. Delaware caucus to be held Tuesday RegiJtered Democrats can vote for presidential candidates, state convention delegates Nancy Chandross March 10 is known as Super explained, candidates wlto receive at members will accompany the 15 SUH!tepomr Tuesday across the country, because least 15 percent of the vote are elected delegates to the national Delaware Democrats will have eight states will be holding eligible to win delegates . convention, she said, making the the clwlce to vote for a presidential primaries and three states will hold Those who voted for a candidate total number of delegates 19. amdidate in the state's 1992 caucus caucuses for the Democratic that did not receive the required Political Science Professor Tuesday. presidential race. minimum vote will then be able to Jerrold E . Schneider said although The Delaware Democratic State The other swes holding caucuses vote for another candidate, she said. Delaware will only send 19 Commiuee will conduct a caucus in on Super Tuesday are Hawaii and Once all the votes are in, delegates to the convention, these which all registered Democrats can Missouri. Primaries will be held in Williams said, results will be tallied delegates could have a significant participate, said Mary Margaret Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, again and the amount of delegates effect on the outcome. Williams, executive director of the Oklahoma, Rhode Island, each candidate received will be "We won't know until later on DelawaJe Democratic Pany. Tennessee, Texas and Massachusett. calculated. how much they matter," he said. "It The caucus will take place in Political Science Professor Joseph A total of 159 delegates wili be depends on how close it is. If the IICh of the state's 41 represenwive Pika said a caucus is "a meeting of chosen in Tuesday's caucus. The race is very close, they matter." ~aicu, beginning at 7:30 pm., and pany loyalists where delegates are delegates will then go to the state The university is located within will lut about an hour to an hour· selected to a state convention." convention in Dover on April 2S, voting districts 22, 23 and 25. 1Dd4·half, dependinJ on the amount The caucus differs from a she said. Students who are Delaware of people who vote, she said . . presidential primary, he said, Pika said every person who Democrats can on! y vote in the However, there will not be a because voters will not be selecting participates in the caucus is eligible district they are registered in, Republican c:auws Tuesday. Instead, the delegates to the national to become a delegate to the state Williams said. lbe Republican Swe Conuniuee will convenUon or use uadi tiona! voting convention The polling places will open at at West Park Place Blemenwy on held Tuesday. bold a aeries of seven caucuses this machines. . During the state caucus in April, 6:30 p .m. and the doors will be West Park Place and In diltrict 2S at "I wasn't aware of It," he said, .., sprina be&inning April 7, with a When voters arrive at the caucus, Williams said, 15 delegates will be closed at 7:30 p.m., after which no Brookside Elementary on Marrows "but now that I am, I will go out o Newark caucus April 20, and a state Williams said, they will vote for a chosen to represent the state at the more voters may enter, she said. Road. my way to vote. • , COJ~vention May 9, said Bob particular candidate by using a Democratic National Convention. Voting will take place in district BIU Holmes (AS JR), a registered "If they're giving us a chance Oldwick, political director for the written ballot. Four Delaware residents who are 22 at Lyndon Hill Elementary Delaware Democrat, llid be did not pick our leaders, we may u wei • Republican Swe Committee. Once the results are tabulated, she Democratic National Committee School on Skyline Drive, district 23 know the caucus wu aolng to be take It before it's too late." ""'' t'Ve MAPf tJP MV ~-fiND! WE l4/DN'r PLAY PEt., STATe 1,; FoDT8AJ,L. We AtREAJ)Y lET - THeM PlAY VS IN 8ASXETIALL. AND TJIIIT'S EIVOUCJf/ f Besll>eS, NDBIJI>Y REAt.LY WAA/75 Review & Opinion To PlAY I>EL SiiiTE.J ANYINAY f

Friday, March 6, 1992 PageA8 The Review's opifliOfl It's time to play The long-awaited and much-anticipated meeting of Delaware and Delaware State has its chance

Money. It seems to be the would prove too divisive. biggest motivator as wen as the This is ludicrous. A game greatest inhibitor to getting things between the two schools would be done at this university. very lucrative for the university Yet the issue in question is financially, as we11 as for the favorable financially for the morale of the state. university, all that stands in the In such a small state a game way is an ego. between the two main institutions would really bring the residents The decision not to schedule a Wil ShiiiTllin football game between Delaware together. and Delaware State next year is Everyone wants to see this one of pure hypocrisy. happen. Governor Castle has When Towson State University rallied behind this matchup, and elected to drop Delaware State Tubby Ra ymond, head football Meaning of life not found with money from its lineup for the 1993 season, coach for Delaware, has said he would like to see it happen. Even Socrates said, "the Wlexamined life Happiness is a pursuit of many. I If people looked for what they can it offered Delaware the same is not worth living." President David Roselle is don't really know anyone who wants to give instead of what they can take, the option. This provided the I think generally, we don't really be sad. world would know peace. We wouldn't university with a perfect optomistic, and he is considering think about the things we do and why At what price, however, will you pay use people, we wouldn't manipulate opportunity to include Delaware thinking about seeing it happen ... we do them. to obtain this happiness? people, we would have agendas and State in its schedule. in 1994. That kinda scares me, not being able Your body? Your family? The cost goals and worry about the future. But if egos have their way, it But there is no reason to wait to answer the philosophical question: of happiness for you often involves the A critic might say this is not possible will never happen. until then. Why? Why anything? sacrifice of others. in our fallible world. I think you're Let's try for a while to think about Happiness is an enviable state of dead wrong. Anything is possible in a The university has dismissed the It should happen now, when we life instead of just living blindly. being, but one should be careful not to fallible world but the drive to create issue before by hiding behind a full have such a perfect chance...... ::::.... ~ ~ Ask yourself what your goals in life rob the state from someone else to such a world cannot come from fallible schedule, but presented with a It seems that winning and ~ ·- are? possess it. people. chance, they still back down. sticking to the status quo is more :: Q "Mo' money, mo' money, mo' In seeking your own personal The ability must come from a higher Edgar Johnson, athletic director, on Johnson's mind than the true ~ ..... money?" happiness, you '11 sooner or later step on power, who came to earth and spoke of has made up his mind that a spirit of competition between !: ..... "I just want to be happy?" somebody's toes, which you might such a world, and died to make it Q "I'm gonna screw the world before it think is okay, because sooner or later, matchup between the two schools qualified teams. possible. !: c>5 screws me." someone will step on your toes. Society has taught us a lie. The dog ::::.... "I wanna make a name for myself." What kind of society breeds this eat dog world is on an animal level a If your answers in anyway pitiful attitude? A competitive one? A mentality. ~ resernblese these, then you're probably society based on spite and backstabbing Humans are not animals, and w,e a human being. doesn't sound fun to me. Competition should not take behavior lessons from Humanity, however, is often noted inspires quality, but it must be fair and them. About Review & Opiflion for its ignorance and lack of foresight. I not vindictive. Materialism is the myth that Review and O pinion: The opinion page is reserved for opinion and co mmentary. Th e editorial mean, look at the '70s. How can this world possibly better corporate America and the government above represents the consensus of The Review staff and is written by the editorial editor, except Yeah, there's nothing wrong with itself if we're all chasing our own glory, tell you to believe and live. when signed. Columns are the opinion of the author. Editorial ca rtoons represent the opin ion of the money, but is it so great that it requires and stepping on each other's faces in Think about why you do the things artist. l etters to the editor contain th e opinions of our readers. worship? the process? you do. What do you worship? The You say you don't worship money, The problem is the "look out for dollar? Emotions? Other peoples but maybe you do. What do you spend number one" attirude. approval? God? most of your time doing? Working for Let's get a bit unconventional, even Figure this out before they or it get money, or studying so that you can a bit unrealistic, for a minute. Let's say their ideals and goals pounded into your someday make money? the attitude changes to "look out for head. If you're not comfortable with Editorial columnists Worship is described as extreme everyone but myself." what you worship, maybe you should Richard Jones, editor in chief Molly Williams, editor ial editor devotion. Think about it. Now if my only concern was for change. Scott Dailey, columnist Jason Sean Garber, columnist Money and the things it brings won't your well being, and your only concern Paul kane, columnist Greg Orlando, columnist satisfy you, despite what society has was for my well being, where would Scott Dailey 's column appears on been telling you since you were a child. we be? alternate Friday's in The Review.

A Big Bang theory on the creation of a university The big bang theory of the universe states Recent measurements taken by the Hubble Convocation Center and a new Marine Studies and the community over the parking issue is an that matter was formed in a single explosion 10 Space Telescope indicate scientists may need to lab, are being constructed. example. to 15 billion years ago. revise the big bang theory. The list goes on, but the point is made. University enrollment increased from 10,251 Scientists believe the mauer within certain A look at the university's evolution since Since the 1971 plan, university growth has in 197lto 20,818 in 1990. parameters -the universe- continues to expand, 1971 indicates residents may need to revise increased without regard to the effects that As more students moved off campus, the city but that it will eventually reach an end and their faith in university stabilization plans: growth has on the Newark community. of Newark was forced to deal with congested begin a reduction process . •The old Newark middle school was Advocates of university growth would argue streets and diminishing off-street parking. The big bang theory of the universe-ity varies absorbed into the campus. that many of the buildings, such as the Marine The university responded by creating parking a liLLie from this one. •Two houses along South College Avenue Studies lab currently being built between lots which partially alleviated the problem It states that buildings wh ic h were were converted into a visitor's center and the Memorial Hall and Brown Lab, were during classroom hours, but not during off constructed on or absorbed into th e Newark Center for Black Studies. constructed on university property, so the city hours. campus in a series of area growth explosions •Building vacancies throughout the city core of Newark is not really affected . Community/university relations soured. since the early 1970s. were filled, not by businesses, but by university They would be correct in saying more area Community representatives suggested the Residents and students in the Newark area offices such as the Disaster Research Center on was not amassed to construct such buildings. university build a parking garage. believed university growth would cont inue Main Street, the Center for the Study of Values But as each field was covered with asphalt, This has largely been met with hemming and within certain parameters, then stabilize. on Kent Way and the Institute of Energy each building either altered to university hawing from university officials. They based their beliefs on a 1971 Conversion on Wyoming Road. standards or demolished and each open space The parking issue is only one example, but is development plan in wh ich planners were •Building after building throughout the city, filled by another building, the ambience of actually only a result of a larger problem: requested by university officials to "develop a on Cleveland, South College, North College and Newark was altered from a charming town with namely, the expansionist policies of the detailed master plan for its (the university's) East Delaware avenues to name only a few, a picturesque university into a university with university. development. were snatched up by the university. They were an attached town. As scientists rethink the expanding theory of In the report, the planners suggested that either converted into offices or demolished. If university pol icy, as stated in the the universe, university officials may wish to "the university should not pose the threat of Some were tom down to make parking lots. development plan, is to retain a positive rethink their expansionist development policies endless expansion to its surrounding •The Center for Composite Materials, the relationship between the university and the or conflicts between the city, students and neighborhood, [as) the good scale relationship Ray Street Residence Complex, Colburn Lab adjoining areas by limiting expansion, the university officials will never be resolved. between the university and the adjoining areas and an addition to the library have all been university has not followed its own would be jeopardized by uncontrolled constructed since 197 I . recommendations. Linda Anderson is the environmental reporter of expansion." •currently, two major buildings, the Sports The strained relations between the university The Review.

For the record Letters to the editor In a soy headlined "fraternity ~ for hazing violation" In the March 3 tsaue of A vote for the future the Feb. 24 issue of The Nation and the envirorunental health. of a Democrat. The Rt!viciw, It was incorrectly ll!pOtted that With my absentee ballot from New Feb. 12-18 issue of In These Times (Pages Then, the Demoaat who most strongly This, however, does not pennlt her to Alpha Phi aororlty Ia seeking to gain Hamplhire, I just participated In the most 222-223 in The Nation; cover story in In says, "No more pollution, no more make sweeping generalizations about all ownership of the Alpha Ep&llon PI fraternity heavily altended primary turnout we've These Times). spoiling," is Jerry Brown. He comes to of them. She may well have had nothing house. Alpha Phi is seekire to rent the house but problems with these instruciOI'S, but I from the fraternity during the next school badin yean. What is Clinton's connection to Oliver you with the least campaign money and year. Bush got a message from Buchanan; North and the use North made of the the most far-sightedness. have had nothing but very good In that same story, Michael Brim, experiences. the Democrats hustled to distinguish airpon and fmancial institutions at Mena, I urge a strong voter turnout for Jerry president of the uniYersily's ~ter of She also seems not to know a single ""'ha themselves. I urge voters in your stale to Ark., as Nonh pursued his support of the Brown. Epsilon Pi1 wu incorrectly listed u belns ask tough questions and to be less Nicarasuan Contras, made Illegal by the thing about what they do; the large amount cluslfiea as AS SO. Brim's correct Impressed with money spent In Boland Amendment? lynn Rudmin Chong of research they do, that they are taught classification II AS JR. abundarlce . Either Clinton knew and allowed it, or how to teach, that they cannot teach an The Review regrets the errors. Of the Democrats, Bill Clinton goes on he didn't know because he didn't have Praise for waduate TAs upper-level class by themselves initially with the most money (today's Boston "loyal ears/eyes" telling him about his As a senior, T have taken a wide variety (at least in some l.lepanments). Globe makes it $4.9 million for Clinton to own state. Either is a bad situation. We of courses. They have run the gamut from I know a number of graduare students $1.4 million for Tsangu), but he Ia also dan't need another president who doesn't bad to excellent. After reading Linda rather well, and not one of them fits the heavily financed by the Southern know what's going on, let alone a law­ Anderson's article (March 3, 1992), I desaiption of lneptneas that she gives. The &view's policy Democrata who Wlllt to move lbe pany to blellter JX'Ciident. though it very odd that three of the wont They are all very motivated and work (or letters to the editor the center, a more nearly Republican Around the nation, it turns out, the classes I took were taught by professors. very hard. They care about what they IW!ce. wont vioiaiOt'l of the envlrooment are the whUe three of the beat clulelltook were teach and how well they teach it. They An lddidonal piece of Cl1mon bqpae U.S. military and the nuclear industry. taught by graduare students. also care more about their students than hu been !pored by the major media. It would be just awful to have another I take from the tone of her article that mOll of the profeucn I have had. Oennlfer Plowers 10d Clinton's draft letter four years with a Republican in the White she or her friends have had bad are trivial compared to a question railed in House. I urge support, on the issue of experiences with grad swdent inllnlcton. William M. Thomas (AS SR) March 6, 1992 • THE REVIEW • A9

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By Pamela Wilson The high points Srafl Reponer "If only I could look like that." Leafing through an issue of Vogue filled with photographs of tall supermodels like Cindy Crawford and and shortcomings Paulina Porizkova may evoke such statements, along with envious winces. The glossy pages showcase hundreds of these stunning o.f the height­ wonder women who all share one predominant feature­ height. Some women may desire a 5-foot-11-inch frame with legs L'lat make miniskirts look too short and allow pants to dependent dating fit without having to roll the legs up. Many tall women at the university, however, point out that it's not always glamorous to be tall. It may game: often, while significantly limit the number of bachelors that they consider dating. "There is no way I would go out with a guy shorter than me," says 5-fc;>ot-8 -inch Kristina Groner (AS JR) . short men are One 6-foot Delaware basketball player, Colleen McNamara (AS FR), says she's never gone out with a shorter man. overlooked, tall Height is an issue in relationships, she says, because couples in which the man is shorter than the woman will always catch looks in public . Dr. Kenneth Ackerman, associate professor of women aren't anthropology, says in this society there seems to be a general cultural disapproval of the woman being taller than the man in a relationship. looked up to "There is a consistent tendency to present men as taller see TALL page B4 Illustration by Ouis jenkins

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By Chris Oolmetsch The large number of empty Spectrum SlaffReporrer seats Monday reflected that lack of Dire Straits certainly have lived up to interest. their name in the recent years. The nine-man band has only two of its Mark Knopfler, the band's centerpiece original members, Knopfler and bassist and arguably the band itself, has twisted Jolm lllsey. and turned the band's identity so it no Keyboardist Alan Clark, to whMaking Movies, is no longer with the what is possibly tHe best introductory band. The small touches he once added are album ever: 1977's Dire Straits. missed. · Following their 1985 smash album Pick Withen;, the original drununer Brothers In Anns, the band took a seven­ who left Dire Straits after their second year recording hiatus. Now they've album, has been replaced by two returned with On Every Street and a drummers. whirlwind COilcert tour. The stage set was massive, with a huge The Philadelphia leg of this tour rolled drum riser surrounded by a staircase on into The Specttum Monday night, each side. A fog machine spewed fake complete with a nine-piece band and a new smoke over the stage throughout the show. stage set. By the end of the night, Dire Lighting effects were lackluster, and the Straits proved that neither was needed. large lamps hung JRCariously over the The original Dire Straits was a no­ band at1111gles so close it seemed ready to nonsense, four-piece band focusing less on collapse if hit by a guitar. depth and more on strong songwrltlng and The show began with "Calling Elvis," Knopfler's lead work, which has no the new album's fiJ'St cut and single. comparison in its skill and originality. Although one of the strooger lnlcks, it Knopfler, on this lalesl record and tour, lacked a central focus. Cenainly not a slow has focused instead on producing music song, It enthralled The Spectrum's crowd, exploring all areas of the band's fonner most of whom were devoted fans. work, from "Sultans of Swing" to "Romeo From there, the band went into, "Walk andJulieL" of Life," one of t.hC bigger hits from The result, while not terribly interesting, Brothers In Anns, now an easy listening is a polished record and show that seems classic. like a comeback auempt. It seemed as if Knopfler wasn't very By taklna a break from the business, proud of the new songs, rolling lbem off u Knopfler and oompany have lost much of quickly as possible.ln addition, three of the large, world-wide audienc:e that they the five new songs are cUJTent nldio captured with songs like "Money For standards- "Calling Elvis", "Heavy n wu more than Dire for the Dire Straits Monday at the Spectrum. Knopfler and his band did an all-too-quick 'skateaway.' Nothing" and "So Par Away." see DIRE STRAITS pap 84

) r 1 I ' Featurin ••• March 6, 1992. THE REVIEW• 82 Running the television gamut with couch-potato queen I've becane a TV addict. clock listing of temperatures and cold gives a reading for a man asking about his shopping center to show every mall rat Once upon a time, this college student fronts. Never mind what's happening to the career. how to walk down a runway. Statistical bad a five by aeven inch, black and white Entertaining presidential candidales around the states. I She says the economy will hurt his data on juvenile delinquents can wait; I screen. Maybe one channel reached me, Thoughts need to know about the wind chill factor in career, but he'll be all right just as loog as need to wau:h a punk in black leather and barely, throuih cbc mow. Deadwood, South Dakota. he keeps trying. heels learn how to walk and act like a On those nightmarish evenings when I By Karen Levinson Obsessively, I continue my quest for Hmmm. supermodel. Maybe this guy will get the couldn't fall asleep even if you put me in a emen.ainrnent and end up at: She must have psychic talent. How else next Vogue magazine cover. A star is chemislry lab, I spent cbc night tearing into Request Previews: Actually there are could she have come up with such details? born. the pages of "A Midsummer Night's about four or five of these intellectually At this point, I've lost track of the In my search, this addict gets only a few Dream" or "Pranlceostein." predisposition to TV addiction was well stimulating channels which give a channels that have whizzed past me. A precious minutes of an entertainment high. Free time meant enjoying the outdoors established. Whenever I wem home for the computerized TV Guide effect to the behaviorist in the psychology department My roommate comes into our newly or sinking my teeth into some scholarly, weekend, I usually spent the weekend hottest tunes in elevator music. Beware - could study this phenomenoo. dubbed TV den. My beady, bloodshot eyes and more imp

So you didn't get U2 tickets? the Miller Genuine Draft Band Network, a Coast, will tickle local funny bones tonight version of R.E.M. 's "It's the End of the Well, neither did I if it makes you feel any program designed to promote 26 musical at 9:30. and tomorrow night at 8:15 and World As We Know It." better. talents each year. 10:30. Admission is $10. For mo' info, call the Balloon at 368- I must have called that damned Ticket Tickets are $5. 2000. Master number a gazillion times just to be At the good old reliable• Stone Balloon, greeted each time by the same annoying, In resurrection news,• over at the Chestnut there's more entertainment than you can On the artsy side, Delaware• Art Museum monotonous voice saying: Cabaret (38th and Chestnut streets), Night shake a drum stick at. will offer free hig!:light tours as a part of its "We're sorry, all circuits are busy. Will Ranger takes the stage tonight at 8. Friday night, The Snap will rock the public tour program entitled • you please hang up and try again." Night Ranger, who hit their peak in the house with special guests The Pawns who "ARTiculations" on Tuesday, March 17 and It was worse than fingernails running mid-'80s, was best known for their mega-hit will bring their synthesized stylistics to the Saturday, March 21. down a chalkboard or your kid brother "Sister Christian" as well as "Don't Tell Me stage. The tour will focus on the special - chewing on tin foil. You Love Me" and a slew of Schlitz If classic rock's your thing, then check out exhibition of narrative paintings by artist But enough of my griping, let's see what commercials. Tickets are $9.50. Johnny 0 & The Classic Dogs of Love on Jacob Lawrence, illustrating the lives of entertaining alternatives can be found to ease For more information on either show, cal l Saturday night. With $1.75 Mich Dry bottles, Harriet Tubman and Fredrick Douglass. the Bono-less blues. ' 688-4600. it 's an offer you can't refuse. The tours begin at 11 a .m . and last For a little of the fresh and new, be sure to approximately 45 minutes. The best bet, as usual,• is found at the On the laugh network,• the Wilmington check out The Armadillos on Thursday For more information, call 571-9590. Cabarets in Philadelphia. Comedy Cabaret on 1001 Jefferson St. (it's night (Balloon Mug Night). Local progressive rock favorites Y ·NOT just a "Cabaret" kind of weekend, I guess) The Armadillos appeared at the Balloon Well, that's what we've• got. It may not be strut their stuff tonight at 8 at the 23 East presents the sensational musical comedy of about a month ago and left a lasting U2, but these events also won't cost you Cabaret at 23 E . Lancaster Ave. Big Daddy Graham. impression with their rockin' covers of $350 for a scalped seat. Y·NOT was recently selected to be part of Graham, one of the hottest acts on the East Cheap Trick, Steely Dan and an outstanding -Eric Simon

Friday, March 6 noon and 4 p.m. To attend, call 831- DuPont Music Bu ilding. 7 to 9 p.m. to 4 p.m. For information, call Sally DuPont Music Building. 3 p.m. 2739. For information, call 831-2115. Milbury-Steen at 656-2721 or Buck Exhibit Reception: "Palladium Buchanan at429-9221 . Colloquium: "Bound For Freedom: Conference: "1992 Delarware Monday, March 9 Prints, • by Roger Matsumoto. Women's Conference." Clayton Hall, Delaware State Arts Council Gallery I, Dismantling Slavery in Delaware, • Sunday, March 8 lbeater: "Stories and Music Swap. • with Patience Esssah . 114 Purnell 8 a.m. to 4:45 p.m. Registration is Performing Ans Series. No charge. Carvel State Office Building, 820 N. required. For information, call577- Hall, 3:30p.m. Bus Trip: Philadelphia Flower Show. Newark Hall Auditorium, 7:30p.m. French St, Wilmin£on. Open 8 a.m. 2660. to 4:30 p.m. week ays. Seminar: "Bioengineering: A New Departure at 9:15 a.m. For information, call831-l852. Technical Disc ipline or an Application Luncheon and Fashion Show: International Film Series: Taxi Colloquium: "The Hassles and Uplifts Newark Symphony Society. Fashions Lecture: "H.E.A.L. Yourself, • with of Caregiving• Some Black and White from Classical Engineering Fields," Blues. 140 Smith Hall, 7:30p.m. KRS-One. Cultural Planning and with Paul Ducheyne. 114 Spenser bK The Country Fox of Middletown. ell ell Comparisons, • with M. Powell S aeffer's Canal House, Chesapeake LGBSU Meeting: lesbian Gay Advisory Board and Center for Black Laboratory, 3:30p.m. ell lawton. 206 Alison Annex, 11 :30 City, Md ., 11 :30 a.m. For Bisexual Student Union. Business . Culture. General admission, $5 . With p.m. student ID, $3. Clayton Hall, 7 p.m. = Saturday, March 7 information, call 731-4931. meeting at 6:30p.m., social meeting e at 7:30p.m. Blue and Gold Room, Minimurse: "Atomic Structure of Workshop: "Welcoming Diversity: A Lecture: "The landscapist in/on Site Perkins Student Center. t Acetylcholinesterase: A Protypic Performance: "23rd Annual Workshop on Pre~udice Reduction. • in 19th-Century American Painting,• ~ Acetylcholine Binding Protein, • with International Night. • Cosmopolitan Westminster Pres yterian Church, Recital: Paul Hess and Julie with Margaretta lovell. 201 Old a Joel L. Sussman. 203 Drake Hall, Club. loudis Recital Hall, Amy E. 1504 W. 13th St, Wilmington, 9 a.m. Nishimura. loud is Rectal Hall, Amy E. College, 4 p.m.

The ORGANIZAliON for the Top five movies for the evil clutches. NOT! Showtimes: 1, not be missed . You can believe the ADVANCEMENT of LATIN AMERICANS hype. Showtimes: 1, 4:45,8:30. week ending Feb 28. 3:15,5:30, 7:45, 10. Medicine Man (PG-13) - Sean The lawnmower Man (R) - 1) Wayne's World ($11 .81 million Connery loses his marbles and the Stephen King puts out another movie presents for the week) cure for cancer. And I was fuming that's sure to have a stronger soundtrack than storyline (see 2) Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! when I lost my retainer! Showtimes: 1:30, 4, 7, 9:30. Maximum Overdrive for reference). ($7.06 million) Showtimes: 1 :35, 4, 7:30, 9:55. "The Similarities and Differences 3) Fried Green Tomatoes ($5 .01 Chestnut Hill Memoirs of an Invisible Man (PG- million) Chestnut Hill Plaza, Newark (737·7959) 13) Chevy Chase goes serious (sort Between Brazil and 4) Medicine Man ($4.73 million) Beauty and the Beast (G) - Story of). Chevy Chase goes for Daryl 5) The Hand That Rocks the Cradle of a pageant contestant who falls in Hannah. Oh, and Chevy also goes Spanish America" ($4.08 million) love with Mike Tyson. Showtimes: transparent. He probablY' should 1:45, 3:45, 6. have gone for Fletch 3 instead. Showtimes: 1, 3:05, 5 :10, 7:15, The Prince of Tides (R) - Barbra GUEST SPEAKER: SPA Films 9:20. Streisand turns Pat Conroy's tear· 140 Smith H•ll jerking and effective novel into a Beauty and the Beast (G) - Dr. Lydia M. Garner An American T~l (G)- Mickey tear-j erking and effective movie . Showtimes: 1:15, 3, 4:45, 7:15. of UD History Department loses his rear appendage. Nick Nolte shines like an Oscar. Prince of Tides (R) - Showtimes: Showtimes: Fri. 7, 9:30, 12. $1 with Showtimes: 7:45,10:15. I D. 1:40, 4:25, 7, 9 :55 . Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot! (PG - Final Analysis (R) - The latest 7:00p.m. Fievel Goes West (G) -The tale­ 13) - Sylvester Stallone proves once MONDAY, MARCH 9th, psycho-sexual thriller out of less mouse returns. Showtimes: Sat. again that Rhinestone and Oscar Hollywood (look for Basic Instinct MEMORIAL 120 4, 7, 9, 12. Sl with ID. were no flukes . Sly, you' re not next). This one stars Richard Cere funny! Deal with it! Showtimes: Christi•n• Mill/ and a gerbil. Wait, make that 1:30,3:30,5:45,8,10. Richard Cere and Kim Basinger. 1·95 and Route 7 (368-9600) Cinemark Movies 10 Showtimes: 1:10, 3:50, 7:20, 10. Fried Green Tomatoes (PG-13) - First S~te Plu• Shopping Center (994-7075) The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Two of Hollywood's triple-named (R) - Roller coaster ride of a flick actresses, Mary Stuart Masterson and Radio Flyer (PG-13) -Two boys about a psychopathic woman who Mary-louise Parker, team up in this learn to fly with the help of a kindly takes revenge on a unsuspecting GRAND Southern murder mystery. drug dealer. Fun for the whole family. Does for nannies what FataJ 3 family. Showtimes: 1 :05, 3 : 35, Showtimes: 1:35, 4:30,7:15, 10. Attraction did for adulterers . 7:05, 9:30. OPENING Father of the Bride (PG) - Even Showtimes: 1:40, 4:20, 7:30, 9:55. ¢. Steve Martin can't save this sappy Blame It On The Belboy (PG-13) - feature-length sitcom about a dad A lot of English accents and formerly Newark Cinema Center coping with the fact that he's no out-of-work actors (the line should New•rlt Shopping Cenll!f (737·3720) SPECIAL copies* · around the block) combine for a longer the apple of his daughter's go The Adventures of the Great eye. Showtimes: Fri. - 2, 5, 7:70, murder-mystery. Showtimes: 1 :05, Mouse Detective (G) - Mediocre *8 112" x 11" *Ve lidld, 201 white bond, auto fHd originals 9:45. Sat.- 2, 5, 10:15. 3:05, 5 :05, 7:25, 9:25. Disney fare for the kids. But be My Cousin Vinnie (R) - No, not the Once Upon a Crime (PGl - A lot of warned : this one certainly doesn't No minimum, no limit...... Expires March 16, 1992 john Travolta story. joe Pesci proves American accents and formerly out­ hold the all-ages appeal that has that he is strong enough to carry a of·work actors (Batman Returns garnered Beauty and the Beast its Self-serve MACs movie. Crisp writing. a good story look outl) surround a murder well deserved Best Picture nod. Color copying and a fresh performance by mystery. Showtlmes: 1:05, 3:05, Showtimes: Sat. & Sun. - 1, 3. Full-serve graphic arts Brochures newcomer Marisa Tomei make 5:05, 7:2 5, 9:25. The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Business cards Letterhead Vinnie a real treat Showtlmes: 8. Bugsy (Rl - Barry levi nson 's (R)- Showtimes: Fri. ..:.... "5:45, Gladiator (R) - james Marshall, portrayal of real life Las Vegas 8:15, 10:30. Sat.- 2, 5:45, 8:15, Resumes Binding best known for his role as James creator Benjamin "Bugsy· Siegel 10:30. Sun.- 2, 5:45, 8 :15. Newsletters Carbonless forms Hurley on "Twin Peaks" plays a with Warren Beatty turning in an Final Analysis (Rl- Showtlmes: Oscar-caliber performance in the Flyers fighter. Cub.a (loyz In the Hood) Fri. & Sat. - 5, 7:30, 10. Sun.- 5, Copyright clearancE Gooding Jr. plays his hunky title role. Showtlmes: 9. 7:45. DDIGN •COPY •PIINT opposition. Showtima: 1:30, 3:45, JFK (R) - Although Oliver Stone has 5:45, 7:45, 10. Once Upon a Crime (PG) ------received plenty of flak over this one, Showtlmes: Fri. - 5:30, 8, 10:15. Wayne's World (PC·U)- Public he should receive another Best Sat. -1:30, 5:30, 8, 10:15. Sun.- acces1 maniacs Wayne and Garth go Director Oscar for it as well. This is a 1:30, 5:30, 8. to the depths of hell to save Aunt riveting and intriguing look into the till IJIIIr Newa1k • 0o11ege Square Spumoni from the Grim Reaper's Kennedy assassination that should -Eric Simon flrHihope an.~ Shopping Center (near Rickel) Mon.· Frl 1.-.Yidnlte • 811. 9 • 5 • Sun. 12.5 • (30Q) 453-280<

l-- ~ - - 1 -f f March 6, 1992 • THE REVIEW. 8~, !.. Womb with a view of female images By Karen Levinson pictures of women from a variety of AssiJtant Feature• Editor cultures. A woman approaches a door. "We wanted to make reference to She passes the painted image of the Goddess," Fenn says. the Great Goddess of Lausse/ and Sherry Sweetman (AS SO), an draws closer to the hymen, on which observer, says, " It' s a kind of these words are written: movement back to before the "Hymen should be stretched not monotheistic cult of man ." torn. The writing and images include "Tearing a hymen is an act of influences from India, Egypt, violence." Australia, Japan, Germany, Vietnam, She lakes the words seriously and Italy, England and America. slips her body gently through the pink Bucklin says the artists wanted the cloth so she won't rip it. exhibit to give a sense of an entire Once inside the uterus, she sees time line in hi story, yet focus on painted images of women's bodies ancient and prehistoric imagery. and their famous words of wisdom. "The cultures at that time were "Concubinage is truly a hell on more matriarchal cultures," she says. earth which competes with the hell of "Images of women today are sexist, the dead."- Ch' iu Chin. so we didn't want to use them." I Although they didn' t want to use I This isn' t some bizarre dream modern imagery, some of the during a lecture in a Women's mythical material touches on modem­ Studies class. day issues. "The Cave of Remembering: A painted image of the Japant;se Images of Women," an art exhibit in deity Amaterasu, raises the issue of I Recitation Hall through March 27, sexual assault. THE REVIEW I Punela Wray De Stefano I This exhibit of a womb with writing and images from India, Egypt, Australia, japan, Germany, Vietnam, Italy, I was created by graduate students According to myth, Amaterasu Mary Ann Bucklin and Alyn Fenn. retreats into a cave and refuses to England and America was created by Mary Ann Bucklin and Alyn Fenn, graduate students. ! I "It' s a celebration of something come out because of violence against I I uniquely female," Fenn says. women. Because she is a goddess, all "Whenever you enter a room full themselves as the goddess. Deborah Andrews, an English I In the cave-like structure of a life begins to die without her and she of people, over half of the women in As participants walk around the professor, says: "I've been used to .I th e room are sexual-abuse womb, they can hear a heartbeat, I womb - constructed of chicken wire must be convinced to come out of the individual works of art. Here, you're I survivors." Japanese folk songs, singing and in the work of art." I and papier-mache - vi sitors can cave. With Amaterasu back in the I enter the exhibit through a door world, life is once again renewed. Fenn says that for a long time, screaming to a drumbeat or the artists Although Andrews says the I I which then leads to the hymen Statistics and information about women had no voice. Things are reading work by women poets. experience is unique, she compares it I structure. sexual assault surround her painted changing for the better, she says, but "I spent the whole day trying to to walking through the heart at the ' A painting of the All Mother greets image. women still have a long way to go . figure out how to get a heartbeat to Franklin Institute in Philadelphia. ,' participants at the entrance. In "Not all cultures are rape prone as Lynn Pursell (AS SR) says, "This record on tape," says Peter Wilf, a Patrick Bosak (BE FR), an art . .4 Australian myth, she gave birth to ours is ." is a reminder of how long this fight Philadelphia musician who mixed the student who says he would like to do ancestors. She lacks a featured face, In rape-free cultures, women have has been going on." sounds. a similar project, says he was • .I but she has a large vulva, which political power and their work is well Pursell says the quotes are from When art-goers tear their eyes impressed that the exhibit went so far I I represents her cosmic creativity . respected, according to the exhibit. women who managed not to be away from the painted uterine walls as to include the dirt floor. I controlled. I Bucklin, while standing in the Nature is given a similar kind of love and look down, they find themselves "ln ancient times, the cave was I One part of the womb, dedicated to standing on dirt. sometimes used as a place of ritual I entrance, says, "Here, in the vagina, and respect. I we put images of birth and creation." "Penises can be used as weapons. Ad i tis , the Hindu Goddess of the "We wanted it to be an all-sensory worship, involving a symbolic return .....! The pink uterine walls display Do not use your penis as a weapon. Void, has a mirror so vi si tors can see e"perience," Bucklin says. to the womb of Mother Earth."

Hockey goalie's game not on thin ice despite car accident

By Benjamin Ringe Assistant News Editor Ken "The Fun Man" Rothman (AS JR), a Delaware Ice Hockey Club goalie, smashes his tennis racquet against the concrete walls of his small dorm room . "I stink! I was terrible!" Wooosh CRACK! Woosh woosh CRUNCH! Rothman has just returned from what he feels was an unsatisfactory pre-season I' workout with the Hockey Club, which he _.,....! feels lucky to be a part of after a terrible car accident two years ago. ..., Floonnates run to see what is causing I the commotion, but they are immediately I repulsed by an undescribable stench : rad'iating from Rothman's room. I I "He does stink!" e"claims one neighbor. I Rothman's temper wanes and a bold I I friend slices through the odor emanating I I from an equipment bag in the middle of the I room. The odor has accumulated over I I Rothman's seven years of play. Although goalie I "/give 110 percent in practice/ I Rothman, now grinning, swivels in his Ken Rothman (AS I JR) suffered a 1 desk chair, stopping periodically to change yet sometimes I play terribly because rm tired." 1 direction. He is wearing a striped shirt, ruptured bladder, a 1 jeans and, of course, a hockey helmet, broken pelvis and a l which he complains gives him a headache - Ken Rothman broken femur in a I because it's too small. (AS}R) 1989 car accident, l The Fun Man replaces his helmet with he now plays for the "fun hat," a Cleveland Indians baseball the Delaware Ice I cap with a grinning Indian on the front. reminded of it because of scars and Hockey Club. According to the hockey team, the smile condition. Photos by on the hat's emblem of the hat matches the Rothman was in surgery for about five occasional pain in his hip. · smile of The Fun Man to a tee. hours. His loss of blood was so substantial Rothman pulls up his shirt, unveiling a Maximilhan Gretsch I Despite Rothman' s smile, cap and that three blood transfusions were needed 12-inch scar. "It goes from my sternum I I nickname, his college career hasn't been all to keep him alive. down to my little bundle of joy," he says. I fun. Rothman's first words when he awoke A si"-inch scar crosses his hip. Rothman After practice Rothman strips himself of not caught on. : Rothman had been a freshman for only a ih the post-operation room were to his points out a one-inch scar on his calf. "This his sweaty equipment and puts it in his His bed is as bare as it was the day he 1 few days when on Sept. 8, 1989, he got mother, who was waiting at his bedside. He is where a bone popped through the skin," hockey bag. There it ferments, creating an moved into his room . Rothman sleeps on : into a car with some friends from his art asked, "Will I ever play hockey again?" he explains. extremely malodorous epicenter of fumes only a rubber mattress. When someone : class, he says. "My mother said, 'yes' and she burst "I usually don't show people [the scars] which wafts from his room into the second­ asks Rothman why, he fires a question : "We were headed to Papermill into tears," Rothman says as his smile unless they ask," he adds. "I get a lot of floor hallway of Harrington D. back: "Why should I make my bed? It's 1 [Apartments] from the Gilbert Complex. fades slightly. stares when I'm on the beach." "That guy should get written up for his only going to get messed up again." J Our car went out of control and we were The first two weeks of Rothman ' s As last summer's beach days dwindled , smell," Brian 0' Grady (AS FR), a Apparently comfort is not a problem. He 1 hit broadside by another car," he recalls. recovery seemed slow. He was only Rothman's interest turned back to the ice. floormate, says. admits he sometimes sleeps as late as 41 Rothman, sitting in the rear on the allowed to eat ice chips because of surgery "I originally had no intentions of making Rothman may hold a few records at the p.m. after a long weekend night. passenger side, watched the side of the car on his stomach. the team," he says. "I just wanted to make university, although they're not on the ice. Rothman's long hours of sleep and hard collapse on impact, crushing his pelvis. Joe Keller (AS JR) was the first of it through try-outs." "He got written up three times the first work paid off on Jan. 25 when coach Sean , The possibility of Rothman ever again Rotlunan's friends to visit the day after the Zane Collings (PE JR), the team captain, night he was here," Lindsy Solomen (AS Gav~n gave him his first start. : playing hockey seemed to vanish instantly. accident. says: "Ken did make the team as a third FR) a floormate, says. "I was [defecating] bricks," Rothman ' "I don't remember the pain, but I "I saw him and I almost threw up," goalie. The first-string goalie, Greg Rothman doesn't comment on the recalls. "I had to talk to myself to regain ! assume it hun," Rothman says, laughing. Keller says. "He had saliva caked on his Paxson, will graduate in the spring and reason he was written up three times in one composure. I told my self that this was 1 Internal hemorrhaging caused him to face and tubes running out of his body Ken will move into the No.2 spot. night. everything I wanted and worked for, and I l lose consciousness after the collision, everywhere. I could not stand the sight and "Ken has not been scored on yet this Not only is Rothman a rebel on the had to bear down." 1 Rothman's doctor said. I had to leave the room." year, and hopefully things won't change floor, he is also a trend setter as a After facing 31 shots in the game, his l "The next thing I knew I was on an Rothman remained in the hospital for when he sees a little ice time later thi s floonnate, Louise Cricchio (AS FR), has team won 3-2. 1 orange stretcher near an ambulance," five weeks and by the end of the first two­ season or next year." noticed. "I had the unfortunate experience Rothman says he was a nervous wreck : Rothman says. "I tried to assess the week period Rothman could take a few Rothman works diligently to improve of seeing Ken bend over while he was only as he faced a powerplay in the last two 1 situation butllost consciousness again." steps with the aid of a walker, he says. for the future. "I give 110 percent in wearing underwear. I saw that his boxers minutes without letting the other team l Injuries included a ruptured bladder, Two and a half months after the accident practice, yet sometimes I play terribly were on backward. Gross." score, which ensured the win. : broken pelvis and femur, and compound Rotlunan's leg cast was removed. because I'm tired," he says. A few of Rothman's floonnates now "I guess you could say I went from an • fractures of the fibula and tibia of the lower Two years have passed since the He often feels the pain in his hip return wear their boxers backward, yet some of auto wreck to nervous wreck," Rothman right leg. He was listed in serious accident, but Rothman is constantly while on the ice, but he continues to play. The Fun Man's interesting habits have still says, smiling.

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Even Balki and Arthur can't keep this weak British comedy from falling mto confusion or from using trite Three Stooges-type slapstick. 'Bellboy' must be blamed on someone

Blame it on the Bellboy predicaments. they've exhausted every vague sell Hollywood Pictures Although the ending could be reference known to man. Grade: c- seen a mile away, it wasn't as bad as This movie has been given the the hour and a half of running and honor of being compared by its By Greg Orlando boating around Venice that led up to director to the British comedy, A and Lori Salotto a real-estate scout. He gets a it. Fish Called Wanda. Sr.ff Reporters package intended for Lawton (Bryan You could wear the predictability But the English accents, a few Blame it on the Bellboy. Brown) who comes to Italy to kill in this film like an old shoe. What near-fatal screw-ups, a Stuttering The title says it all. what else? An Italian crime lord. could be more unoriginal than Ken in Wanda and the non-"H"­ Put the blame for all the craziness Richard Griffith plays Maurice everyone getting his or her deserved pronouncing Balld in Bellboy only on Bronson Pinchot (Balki from Horton, an English lord out to cheat fate? made the films seem similar. Perfect Strangers). on his wife. The bulging buffoon And really, isn't the idea of a Wanda's plot was more intricate, OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Pinchot, as the bellboy in a receives the name and number of dating service mix up a little too humorous and interesting. Venetian hotel is unable to to Orton's real-estate contact, Caroline sitcomish to be a part of the plot of a Besides, Ken was actually If you BYOB - Proper I. D. required · properly pronounce the letter "H". Wright (Patsy Kensit.) full length movie? likeable, but the bellboy? Pinchot is MONDAY-WEDNESPAY 11 am-10 pm • THURSDAY, That's the foundation for the Griffith's dating service In fact, most of the movie plays just a lantern-jawed lout in this film, FRIDAY, SATURDAY 11 am-12 am • SUNDAY entire plot. information is sent to Lawton, the like an episode of "Three's displaying all the acting skill of Misters Horton, Lawton and hit man. Company." cream-cheese. BRUNCH 9 am - 3 pm Orton are all visitors to Pinchot's Sound confusing? You ain't heard When Horton meets the shapely You want someone to blame? hotel. The Bellboy mistakes Horton nothing yet. Wright, he thinks he's going to get Blame the bellboy. for Lawton, Lawton for Orton and Horton, Lawton and Orton (try some sex. She thinks he's there to Or the writer. Orton for Horton. saying that 10 times fast) all get buy a house. Neither realizes what Or your date for making you see . Melvyn Orton (Dudley Moore) is mixed up in each other's the other is up to, of course, until it.

Transparent plot haunts 'Invisible Man' 100 N. College Ave., Newark • 454-7345 (Located north of Cleveland Avenue opposite Memoirs of an Invisible Man invented - from infra-red specs to a gun that sprays steps to Pencader and Christiana dormitories). WamerBros. red paint- but they still can't catch Halloway or his Grade: 8- Film Review all-too-visible shadow. Speaking of high-tech, the special effects in this By Russ Bengtson movie have got to be seen to be believed. When and Greg Orlando friends. He was invisible even before he became Halloway eats, we're treated to an outline of his Slat Editcxs invisible." stomach going to work: when he smokes, we see his Talk about a see-through plot. Gag. There's a line you could see coming for 900 lungs filling with carcinogenic death. Chevy Chase's latest, Memoirs of an Invisible miles. But the special effects do linle for the plot, which Man, is nothing to lose your molecules over. Of course, where there's an invisible man, there's is threadbare (or invisible) at best While it's in no way up to par with Fletch or an extremely visible love interest. Daryl Hannah In one sentence, Halloway runs away from the Caddyshack, it isn't fatally boring. plays Alice Marlowe, a documentary filmmaker bad men. It just is. whose best attributes can be measured in inches. Period. Chase plays Nick Halloway, a stock analyst who (36-24-35, that is.) The supponing cast, while not bad, suffers even is innocently napping in the Magnascopics Research In bed, Nick turns to Alice and says "If you were more from the weak plot and script than do the stars. Laboratories sauna, when a technician turns on a blind, we'd make the perfect couple." Michael McKean (Lenny from "Laverne and cyclotron. It would be better if Halloway were blind as well Shirley") plays George Talbot, Halloway's yuppie Don't you just hate that? as invisible. That way he wouldn't be able to see or pal. McKean is not bad, but he's furniture. Can you When Nick awakens, he and random, jagged be seen. grade furniture? portions of the building have become invisible. Neat, huh? Barry Kivel, whose role entails getting knocked Enter the big bad government agency who wants Memoirs of an Invisible Man isn't a bad movie, unconscious, makes a convincing drunken ,. to enlist Halloway for some "dirty deeds done din though. The audience will be entranced as Halloway businessman. After reading the cornball script, he s more than just a cheap." ducks and weaves his way through the government probably wem out and drank Mad Dog until he show... Agent David Jenkins (Sam Neill) damn near wets net cast around him. began to see pink elephants. fJ:S WHEN THE Wi his pants at the thought of an invisible man pulling It's also comfoning to see government strong­ Memoirs of an Invisible Man is played for - OMES TOGETH ORLD off coven actions in faraway lands. arms acting like the boobs we've always been led to laughs, but the laughs don 't come often enough to ... FOR JUST ER ... Neill, while a good actor and a scary presence, is believe they are. Jenkins and his hundreds of agents call this flick a comedy. Even less comedic is the NIGHT ONE given the worst lines imaginable. stumble around like idiots for most of the movie. possibility of a sequel, which, depending on the IN NEWARK 1!1 "[Halloway I has no living family, he has no real They employ every high-tech gadget ever bucks this film nets, is all too possible. Feast yo great dls~fa~Y:,s With a dance songs dresses f~oa,::d 1~YP1cal ' Dire Straits plays sleep-inducing concert in Philly worl:. over the continued from page B1 were all gone by the time the encore the crowd had been waiting for. But he played with such a lack of rolled around, and the audience Sure enough, the band trotted back excitement that it seems like he wasn't Fuel" and "The Bug." started to leave as 1982's "Telegraph onto the stage, and Knopfler played even trying. The show was cruelly short, and Road," a 20-minute epic, came the song's opening line, only to stop This lack of enthusiasm was went against nonnal concert protocol. through the amplifiers. and encourage the audience before probably what inspired the rest of the Most performers save the biggest hits Then, the band was gone. The playing it. aging band's mediocre performance. for last, holding onto the audience as cheers for an encore seemed loud Then they left again, but returned While the performance was long as they can. enough, but maybe only because they for another encore, playing "Brothers polished and Knopfler's technical Instead, Dire Straits pulled still hadn't played "Money For in Arms" and "Solid Rock." expertise was eltceptional, the show "Sultans of Swing" out halfway Nothing," the band' s only number­ The show's most obvious highlight lacked the vigor and creativity that through the show. The latest singles one hit and surely the song most of was Knopfler's playing skill. spurred 1983's live Alchemy. Tall tales of dating short men and tall women continued from page B1 reality. It is just more natural for dancing, wearing heels, hugging older. the guy to be taller than the girl." and kissing can pose challenges. "People come in all different than women," he says. Kate Sullivan, manager of Tricia Quinn (AS SR), who at 6 sizes," says a tall junior. "Height is Advertisements, for example, Couples Dating Service in feet tall has also dated shorter not that big of a deal. Once I get to tend to show the man's height Wilmington, says height is one of members of the opposite sell, know someone I do not even really slightly above that of the woman, the factors they use in laughingly admits that dancing think about it anymore." Ackerman says. Also, if a short matchmaking, especially because a with them feels awkward. Also, she Some women even prefer to be man's leading lady is a taller majority of women want to date a says she will only kiss a short man the taller person in the relationship. woman, he says, many times they man their height or taller. while sitting down. Clare McManus (AS JR), 5 feet will be filmed at different levels so In general, Sullivan says, shorter The most memorable scenario 11 inches tall, says: "I seem to the man appears taller. men and taller women both seem to for another tall woman, Rebecca have more fun with shorter guys. I Some men say It's just more have a harder time getting dates Carr (AS FR), happened in junior guess they have a Napoleon The comfortable to be taller than the before they as~ for the service's high school. complex and try to be more macho woman. assistance. "This guy wanted to ask me to or something. They see taller One 5-foot-5-inch junior, who At 6 feet 1 inch tall, Mere! Van dance, but he was really short, so women as a challenge." cosmopolitan usually only dates women who are Zanten (AS FR) once dated he climbed up on his friend's Ann McCoy (AS JR), whose his height or shorter, says he someone several inches shorter shoulders to ask me to dance. I fiance is four inches shorter than doesn't like the idea of "standing than her. "It always seemed like he danced with both of them her own 5-foot-8-inch frame. says, Club on his tippy toes to kiss a girl." was younger," she says. "I felt like together," she recalls with a smile. "As long as someone is tall In the David Moultrie (AS FR), also 5 I was looking down on him. I felt Despite past embarrassing relationship it's fine. feet 5 inches tall, says about height: uncomfortable." moments, most of these women "It does not really matter wbo More Info: 451-2115 I "People bave a tendency to say that For many tall women, everyday agree that being tall has become can reach the cabinets u long u it doesn't matter, but it does in events such as picture taking, more enjoyable as they have grown someone can." s Friday

The Review, Volume 118, Number 40 · March 6, 1992 • H'i

On Sports By Greg Hens finish NAC run undefeated Orlando Delaware downs Drexel 72-66, finishes 14-0 in conference, extend nation's Mets' losing second-longest winning streak to 1 7 By Dan B. Levine _ Manag ing Editor years more Move over Reggie Lewis, you have some 1 company. The former Northeastern Uruversity, now fun for me Boston Celtics star was joined by Anthony "They're Amazin', amazin'. Wright and the Delaware men's basketball amazin', amazin' Mets," former New team in a prestigious club, as the Hens became only the second team in North York Met manager Casey Stengel Atlantic Conference history to finish the once said. regular season undefeated. I grew up at Shea Stadium, home of Delaware's 72-66 victory over Drexel the Amazing Mets. University Wednesday night before 2,561 Among the brightly-colored (for fans at the Field House extended the second­ brightly colored, read: GARISH) tin longest winning streak in the country to 17 panels that used to hang from the games and improved the Hens' record to 24- outside of the stadium, the stinky 3 overall. toilets and soggy pretzels, I learned adversity. But more importantly, the victory allowed Delaware to finish 14-0 in the In my early days, the Mets were NAC. perennial losers, fielding a team of "It feels like the hard work we went THE REVIEW I Pamela Wray De Stefano rrtisfits, has-beens and never-wases. I through is paying off as a team," said remember pitcher Craig Swan on the junior guard Ricky Deadwyler (23) Wright, who scored four points and grabbed celebrates the Hens' undefeated NAC hill, tossing meatballs with alarming six rebounds. "We set high goals for frequency, catcher John "15-dav reJ;,ular season Wednesday night. disabled list" Stearns behind the plate ourselves and right now we're going at 'I think they outquicked us to a lot ot and Dave "King Kong" Kingman at them." balls at the end of the game and I think first base. Guys who you could The 1983-84 Lewis-led Huskies' squad fatigue played a big part on our end," said identify with. was previously the only other team to fmish Dragons coach Bill Herrion. I remember a guy with a funny hat the NAC regular season undefeated. "But you got to give them credit, they're in the stands. The sign guy, we used to With the Hens' nursing a 66-64 lead in a hell of a basketball team," Herrion said. call him. He had a sign for everything, the fmal two minutes of play, Wright made "They've got players in every position and but most of his stuff revolved around his second basket matter the most. the thing that they have in this league that Delaware patiently worked the 45-second losing. sets them apart, is they have depth." · But the Mets had panache. Guts. shot clock down to 10 seconds when Wright The premise for Wednesday's contest looked for freshman point guard Brian Pearl. They lost in style. could not have been scripted better as the And when they won, you knew you When Wright saw Drexel guard Clarence Hens played their 1OOth game against the Armstrong glued to Pearl, he drove to the had seen something special. Dragons in the last regular season game at In those pathetic years, I watched a basket. Wright slashed his way by Michael the Field House. slew of Mets come and go. They Thompson and wrapped the ball off the Drexel, buoyed by the strong play of glass with 1:07 remaining to give the Hens a always seemed happy to leave. senior center Jonathan Raab, built an early On April 17, 1977, I witnessed a 68-641ead. first-half lead, 31-26. "Once Anthony gets the ball, you can near-rrtiracle. Tom Seaver pitched a The Dragons (14-13 overall, 9-5 NAC) look in his eyes, at least I can," said senior one-hitter against the Chicago Cubs. It outre bounded the Hens in the half 20-17, forward Alex Coles, "and I knew he was was the day before my birthday. He ate and their gritty play allowed them to going to create something." those Cubs for breakfast. maintain the lead for the remainder of the After a Thompson miss, senior guard Jose Cardenal, a former right-fielder half. Mark Murray added two foul shots with nine for the Philadelphia Phillies, once But Coles' long three-point jump shot at seconds left to seal Delaware's ninth straight Alex Coles (34) jams over three Drexel defenders during Delaware's 72-66 win described his brief stint with the Mets home victory. as "living hell." see HENS page 86 I was at Shea for his first home game as a Met. As he walked onto the field, he looked like someone had shot his best friend, microwaved his puppy and spit on his shoes. By Dan B. Levine playing somebody that has beat us and "Hey Jose," some wit yelled, Mana&ing Ediror found out that they can," Steinwedel "Welcome to the cellar." Three is the magic number for the said. "But that doesn't mean that What could he say to that? He Delaware men's basketball team as somebody can't beat us." srrtiled and took the field with all the they start the Nonh Atlantic Delaware's quarterfinal opponent dignity he could muster. When he Conference Championships this tomorrow is the Uruversity of Hartford dropped his fJrst fly ball, you knew he weekend. (6-20 overall, 3-11 NAC). Junior was a Met. At least for a little while. Put the Hens' 17-game winning center Vin Baker, the fourth leading The Mets today don't hold the same streak and their 14-0 NAC record aside scorer in the nation with 27 5 points appeal. For one thing, they have talent. for a minute and just look at the simple per game, leads the Hawks, who have Talent, but no guts. The 1992 Mets numbers. lost six out or their last seven games. are a collection of whiners, cry-babies If Delaware wins its next three The Hens defeated Hanford on Feb. and cheeseballs. games against its conference foes, the 2, 75-65, and 88-69 on Feb. 14. Baker Money has bought the current Mets. Hens will be NCAA Tournament shined during the two losses, scoring They're not baseball players, they're bound for the first time in school 28 and 25 points respectively in the mercenaries. history. contests. •New R.ightfielder Bobby Bonilla: If not, a marvelous season will be "I think what most of the coaches if he didn't get along with the all but forgouen. wanted really to avoid was having to Pittsburgh press, how does he expect So, is the pressure on the 24-3 and go to Delaware for the first round," to survive under the New York heat? top-seeded Delaware team? said Hawks' coach Jack Phelan. Is he worth the five million plus "I think the pressure's on the other The other quarterfinal matchups pit they're paying him? Not with his seven teams, not on us," said Hens' second-seeded Drexel against seventh­ glove. coach Steve Steinwedel. "We've seeded New Hampshire, third-seeded *First baseman Eddie Murray, a beaten everybody twice. Maine hosts sixth-seeded Boston potent hitter that is now old enough to "l'd rather be 14-0 than have lost a University and fourth -seeded Vermont qualify for a senior citizens discount couple of games and worry about hosts fifth-seeded Northeastern. when he ~toes to the movies. •Vince Coleman. The Mets paid this outfielder big bucks to sit on the disabled list last year. Undersized women fall The Mets went to great effort to dump infielder Gregg Jefferies, their once supposed savior, because he was to George Mason 65-5 7 a bad influence in the clubhouse. Someone should have reminded the Lady Patriots dominate under boards, 45-28 Mets front office about Bonilla's whinings. By Jeff Pearlman Is it any wonder why the Lady The Mets have talent, yes, but they Sports Editor Patriots won? have lost the magic. There is nothing The Delaware women's basketball "If you front them, then they lob. If special about relief pitcher John team has little trouble with their you play behind, then you can mqve to Franco, who the Mets use for one backcourt play, needs no help at the the basket," said Delaware coach Joyce inning each game to seal things up. forward position and has a future Perry. "One big girl in the center helps There is nothing special about franchise player at center in freshman the team a lot and gives you a lot more catcher Mackey Sasser, except for his Colleen McNamara. offense diversity." extraordinary lack of catching skills But in Wednesday's 65-57 loss to Despite the inside disadvantage, the and fear of throwing a ball. George Mason University at the Field Hens, Jed by Larkin's nine first half I tell you, there was magic in those House, one thing was as clear as the points, entered the second half tied at old Mets. I know because I grew up black dot on McNamara's forehead 31. with them; guys like Conner pitchers representing Ash Wednesday. "The first half we were slow and Skip Lockwood and the late Nino The Hens need a big woman. looked really flat," said Larkin, who Espinoza who played the game not for Senior co-captain Jen Riley, junior paced Delaware with 16 points. "We bucks, but for the game itself. Guys Molly Larkin and McNamara give picked it up at the beginning of the who didn't ay over bad JRSS. Delaware (13-13, 6-7 North Atlantic second half, and then we died near the I paid $15 to see the Mets play a Conference) height, but not bulk. end." couple of years ago. When I bought a In the loss to the Lady Patriots (15- The Hens started the second half on a hot dog, I think the money went 12), the numbers told the story. roll, using two McNamara layups to go directly from my pocket to Daryl The Hens were outrebounded by a up 34-33. Unfortunately for Delaware, it Sttawbeny's. My mooey subsidized a whopping margin of 45-28. The 6-foot- was their last lead of the game. half-assed team who did a ton of 1-inch McNamara corralled 10 boards, Behind Hilton's eight points and complaining and not enough hustling. but she was the lone force underneath. seven rebounds, George Mason opened I know wtw it is I don't like about As for George Mason, 6-foot-2-inch up a 50-42 lead with nine minutes and the current Mets. They're a business. forward Nickie Hilton ripped down 12 32 seconds left in the game. The Hens Not a buebl1l team. rebounds and her frontcourt mates called a time out, and returned to the THE Gretsch Karen Bruining and Laura Tater each court with renewed intensity. Gre1 Orllllldo is the elllertai~~mtlll Junior forward Molly larkin (33) scored a team high 16 points during Delaware's 65-571oss to grabbed eight off the glass. tdilOI' cf1be Review. George Muon University Wednesday night at the Field House. 11ee WOMEN pile B6 ..

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Thenur in's and out's for baseball in 1992 Veteran sluggers Gomez, Keister, Lesher return for Hens By Jz.son Sean Garber leaders like Chasanov, Abboll, Sipes guys have got to come in and get the newcomers Franzini, Schnur and Sports Editor and Fluery? experience," he said. Wilson will solidify the rotation. Instead of spring training, it is more "You don't replace those guys. You Hannah thinks Delaware can grow "The team unity is still there. Even like spring cleaning (out with the old fill in with competitive people. We more skillful once the Hens' th~ugh we lost nine guys, I think w~ and in with the new) for the Delaware will be a pretty good offensive hatchlings get their innings. w~ll do well, everyone is positive," baseball team. ballclub," Hannah said. "By April, we will show signs of srud Wallace. , In: the North Atlantic Conference, For a team that blasted 58 home being more competitive. We've got to Hannah expects all NAC schools to with national baseball power, the run.s, averaged 9.5 rul1S per game and learn to handle adversity. If they learn be chasing Maine for the lead, but University of Maine. burned opposing pitchers for a .339 how to do that well, we will stay adds, "Northeastern and Hartford have Out: the East Coast Conference, team batting average, how will the competitive." good programs. Vermont is ~ which the Hens called home since HellS be a powerful offen.sive baliclub While the pitching staff may be a competitive. Drexel gives us all we 1974. after losing so many sluggers? little green and unsettled right now, can handle." In: freshmen pitchers Steve Even with the face lift, several core there are the holdovers to help offset "Everyone will play a big role. Last' Franzini, Curt Schnur and Jamie players from last year's 34-8 (15-3 in the loss of Garagozzo, Williams, year we could rely on a couple of Wilson, junior pitcher Jason Pierson, ECC) powerhouse that appeared in the Hendricks and Ellis. people to pull us through. But this sophomore outfielder Tom Lafferty, USA Today Top 25 Division I Bechtold (4-0, 20 strikeouts, 41.3 year it has to be everybody," Bechtold junior catcher Bob Woodruff and baseball poll still remain. innings pitched and 2.40 earned run said. junior infielder and relief pitcher Senior co-captains Mike Gomez average) leads the staff, while junior AROUND THE HORN- The Bruce Hannah. (team-leading.388 batting average, pitchers Gregg Hammond (4-1, 25 SO, Hens are playing in the Liberty Bell Out: pitchers Keith Garagozzo, nine home runs, 41 runs batted in, 10 29 IP, 8.38 ERA) and Aaron Walter Classic in April that will be played at Mike Conelias, Dan Williams, Drew stolen bases and a school record 28 (0-0, 2 SO, 1.3 IP, 33.75 ERA), round Veterans Stadium in Philadelphia. On Ellis and Daryl Hendricks, infielders game hitting streak) and Tripp Keister out the stafrs veterans. April I, Delaware squares off against Tim Sipes and Lance Abbott, (.341, 6 HR, 39 RBI, 12 SB) return to Also, the additions of southpaw LaSalle. University in the opener with outfielder Heath Chasanov and a Goliath-like offense. transfer, Pierson, and Wilmington the semi-finals on April 14 and the catchers Brian Fluery and Scott Airey. Juniors Brian Lesher (.380, 11 HR, College transfer and coach's son finals on April15 at 7:00p.m. In: four-game weekends. 43 RBI, 5 SB), Brian Wallace (.365, Hannah with freshmen Out: three-game weekends. team-leading 14 HR. team-leading 56 The Hens open the 1992 season RBI, team-leading 20 SB) and Bill ~-- tomorrow with a noon doubleheader at Dilenno (.269, I HR, 23 RBI, 5 SB) Georgetown University and a 1 p.m. also come back to help lead the Hens home game against the University of offensive juggernaut. Maryland-Eastern Shore Sunday. "We've got good players- Lester, .Jn a season with seemingly more Wallace, Keister and Gomez are alterations than a tailor performs, legitimate offensive players," Hannah many questions will be asked of said. "If you don't pitch well against Delaware. us, we will hurt you ." How will the Hen.s react to their What will four-game weekends new conference? against NAC opponents do to the "It is going to be an interesting depleted pitching staff? challenge for us," said Delaware "We have to use at least four baseball coach Bob Hannah. "The pitchers in those games, plus two difference, other than travel, will be starters during the week," said senior "' - - THE REviiWl Pamela Wray De Stefano the inclusion of a legitimate national pitcher Scott Bechtold. THE REVIEW Senior pitcher Scott Bechtold is the top returning starting power- the University of Maine." "From a pitching standpoint, we're Senior co-captain and second baseman Mike Gomez hit .388 last D ~~cher for Delaware in 1992. He was 4-0 in 1991. But what about the loss of pitching young. Wedon ..,-t have the pitching year. His 28-game hitting streak set a Delaware record. star Garagozzo and experienced depth like we used to. The younger Hens Women fall to GMU continued from page 85 "We had some miscues offensively . .., continued from page 85 [George Mason] didn't get rattled." Sparked by Larkin's three-point BASKET CASES - Delaware-­ tb.e buzzer cut the Dragons lead to field goal and layup off a two-on­ and Boston University, both 6-7 in ~ 37-36 and set the stage for another one fast-break pass from junior the conference, are tied for the ~ ~e in the Hens' magical season. guard Jen Lipinski, Delawa~e fourth spot in the NAC Tournament. : Delaware's bench led by the crawled and scratched their way The only way the Hens can be strong play of junior guard Kevin back into the game, making the home for their first round game on B1ackhurst (five points in 11 score 53-49 with 5:52 remaining. March 10 is if they beat Drexel , m~mutes), allowed the Hens to wear George Mason stopped the Hens away Saturday and the Terriers lose ~ down bench-thin Drexel in the momentum with its own time out, at Northeastern. second half and control the game. and returned to the floor facing a Any other combination means the , "We keep fmding people to come high pressure defense. Lady Hens will travel to BU. No matter through for us and it's a real credit to Patriots' guard Masrcell Harrison what happens, the Terriers, who·· Kevin because he's worked hard," forced an airball, and Delaware have defeated Delaware twic:e this · said Delaware coach Steve appeared to show life. season, will play the Hens in the Steinwedel. But they didn't quarterfinal round. The NAC playoffs begin "I think we were in slow motion," McNamara blocked five shots in tomorrow afternoon as the top· said Riley. "We went down and the game to add to increase her seeded Hens take on the eight-seeded played at their pace instead of our freshman block record total to 51. University of Hartford at 1:30 p.m. in pace. The game just didn't flow Delaware's three seniors Riley, the Field House. right the whole way. We were just Linda Cyborski and Cindy Lenart . DUNKS AND BLOCKS­ flat. I don ' t think it was were honored before their final Murray scored 18 points and eclipsed intentional." regular-season game at the Field the 1,500 point mark early in the George Mason opened up a 57-51 House. second half, while Coles broke the lead and even though the Hens cut it The Hens fell to 7-4 in non­ 1,400 point barrier as well. 20C to five, the comeback never conferncc games with the loss. tickets remain for tomorrow's materialized. playoff game against the Universit) THE REVIEW /Lori Barbag George Mason now owns a 3-0 of Hartford. Freshman gu~rd Bria~ Pearl scored 15 points, dished out two assists and grabbed six rebounds during "I didn't think we executed as record against Delaware. Wednesday nt~hts's vtctory over Drexel. The top-seeded Hens' play Hartford tomorrow in at 1 :30 p.m. well as we could have," said Perry. FOXCROFT TOWN HOMES SPECIAL OFFER: NEXT 10 APPROVEO RENTALS Men's NAC basketball On deck 1 BEDROOM (PLUS) $425.00 Final Standings Saturday 2 BDRM w1th Spnnkler $525.00 1. Delaware 14·0 2. Drexel 9·5 Men's Basketball vs. Hartford, 1 :30 U OF D STUDENTS 3. Maine 8-6 p.m., NAC Quarterfinals. WELCOMEIII (WIIIID u"'D) 4. Vermont 7-7 5. Northeastern 5·9 200 tickets remain! Why? If WE OFFER: 6. Boston University S-9 Delaware wins, semifinal tickets go TENNIS COURTS NEXT DOOR 7. New Hampshire S-9 on sale immediately following the PRIVATE ENTRANCES ~ 8. Hartford 3-11 game. 2 FLOOR TOWNHOMES ~ PETS WELCOME ...... 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City Mayor Ed Koch, I lobbied for Dear Half-Baked, Last issue I had to be a bit snippy Alaskan King Crab · rights in You didn't sign your letter, so I with someone who hadn 't signed his Washington, DC. wasn't able to get verlncation. I am Cl) 1991 United Feature Syndicate name. It all comes back to you, For a short while, I worked on the forbidden to tell you that your ACROSS PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED though . Siberian pipe-line, but that's neither cookies failed to impress because On Wednesday, I made a batch of here nor there. you didn't include "Ingredient 17" 1 Time of yr. GH 5 Rich dessert EN T. FA CT •s AAL my fudge cookies. But my! Wouldn't Besides cracking skulls in a biker which insures a flavorful cookie. 9 Conscious RO p E A. AC H E .A NNE you know it, the supermarket was out bar in New Jersey (we all have our 14 Buck heroine A L I V E• DE EM .R IGA of "Ingredient 34," the one that makes secrets), advice was always what I did 15 Of historic Letters to Aunt Spumoni can be BE CA ME .A E P OR TED my cookies just melt in your mouth. best. It was also the most fun I've periods senJ, via campus mail to: ON R E V E ALS Let's just say this batch melted. It 16 Grottos R E •oTA s• ever had. Ask Aunt Spumoni 17 Celebration: •• AD ED IN did its melting nowhere near the IC ON p A •sCT •••BRO Helping people is like that, you CIO The Review sufl. mouths of the people who ate them. 18 Pant MO NS .ps• AV ES •Gs• ROM know, much more fulfilling than man­ StudenJ CenJer, B-1 19 Delightful S L GE L I MIE AVE My nephew Elmo lovingly described handling bikers who have had a bit Newark, DE 19716 surprise v• I R o•EM AN OED 20 Behave •s •o 21 French ••L E AP Sl N. 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Trouble In Paradise It's an annual rite of passage for college students across the country, the pilgrimage to exotic destinations for Spring Break. But a wild week of fun and games can tum into more than Spring Breakers bargained for when plans go awry .IP age 10

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In search of a clue In what half century did the Civil War occur? What are the capitals of China and Canada? Believe it or not, some college students can't answer these basic questions. !Page 12

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KERRY SOPER, UTAH STATESMAN, UTAH STATE U. Carparate funding alters the face ofacademia

By KRISTI MCDOW ELL Corporate Cash in the Lab It's big time, baaabyl The Lumberjack, Northern Arizona U. Research h as lo ng been the driving force of colleges and univer ities, a multi-billion dollar industry supplying the lifeblood to March Madness is back. Coaches In 1989, Scheffer C. G. Tseng, a researcher at a Ha1vard-afliliated undergraduate education and ervices. All told, universities and and players say just making it to the eye clinic was testing an experimental medicine on patient . But colleges received more than 16 billion for re earch in 1990. Final Four is the pinnacle of their Tseng also held 530,000 shares in a company established to promote And now bu in esse have joined the pending spree. Industries careers. And if the fans at Duke have the drug. And before he released data showing the medication was and corporations injected 1.14 billion into re earch and develop­ ineffective, he cashed in his stock. ment in the nation's chool in 1990, more than double the total five anything to say about it, their Blue The incident sent shock waves throughout the world of research. yea rs before. Buoyed by guaranteed tax write-offs, corporations have Devils will return again./Page 22 Big business had begun to invest big dollars in research. And the begun to make univer ity laboratories their own private scientific potential for big trouble surfaced. See RESEARCH, Page 27 I H fi 0 g

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A new tuition hike has sparked hunger U•NOtes strike , sit-ins, rallies and marche across tlle . of Ca lifornia system this spring. And the pring Break i back. Before yo u rumbling of LUden t opinion will o nly get ditch your books and head for fun and louder as tl1e tuition ina ·ease forces t.hem t.o un, take ome time to check out this pay more for tlle econd suaight yea r. month' is ue. Turn to page 6 to get t11 e The 550 increase, which wi ll tai e annual I wdown on tlle up oming presidential in-state tuition to 2,824 and out-of-state election. We'll keep you updated o n tuition to 10,735, has helped in crease the tll e i ues and candidates, but it's your cost of college by 67 percent ince 1990. re ponsibility to register to vote. About 1 ,500 UC-Davis students stom1ed a campus auditorium shortly after tlle Board Holy dead rodents, Batman ... of Regents voted almost unanimously to A . of orth Dakota student wa a pprove the increase. T hree days la ter, fi ned 75 for throwing a dead badger about 35 students remained in th e building. The ra lli s come a a last-

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Education (ACE) pre idem, the b~.ac~ enrollment increase should be viewed m per pectire. It s a very small uptake after years of downturn," Atwell aid. ··we have miles to go." According to the AC E report analyzi ng the education department statistic , the number of black male students increased 7.4 percent. This brought the t.otal of. black .males You Can in college to 476,000, ,,hi ch topped thetr preVIous htgh of 4 70,000 in 1976 the first year of the education department smvey. The number of black female · rose 8. 7 percent in the same two-year period, reac hing a record total of 747,000 Pick The black female students, tl1e report sa id. •Ja on Grant, The Dia11wmiback, . ofMat)'land Tuition lockout leaves Oscars! unpaid students in the cold In an attempt to coll ect . 300,000 in overdue tuition, There's nothing quite like it every year. It's a rite of Duke-ing it out Hiram College locked several tudents out of their dorm spring in Hollywood and all over the world . It's for presidential support rooms after they did not comply with a written warning. Oscar Night. A hared logo ha given Duke U. an undesired association "There was nothing else we could do," said Russell Sibert, It draws a television audience bigger than the with pre idential candidate David Duke. Both David Duke director of public relations for the Ohio school. During and the university use white block letters on a royal blue Christmas vacation, th e university ent a firm letter lO Super Bowl. It's the night you see the film industry background to pell "Duke. " This logo appears on university students delinquent in payments, warning that if attempt at and its stars put on their best public faces. clothing and paraphernali a as well as on Davi d Duke's payment were not made, they wou ld not be permitted to Who will it be this year? Will the controversial campaign poster , bumper stickers, and other items. The return to campus in January. Mo t tudents responded to school h as the letter, but about 10 others found their rooms locked "JFK" win best picture, or will it be "Bugsy"? Will r----=:;;iiliiiif... ..,jl,;;;;i£-1 received phone upon their return. ''I'm rea lly disgusted," said Tim Toth, a Nick Nolte win best actor for "The Prince of Tides"? calls from alumni senior who was locked ou t. "I'm not even going to We'd like to know who you think will win , so we've concerned about recommend this school to anybody after I graduate." Sibert the association said, "There was no joy in doing thi . We hope it doesn't created the first annual "U. Pick the Oscar Winn ers" with Duke, said have to happen again." • Paul Curl , Thejambar, Youngstown contest. And, if you pick all the correct winners, J o hn Burness, State U. we've lined up some prizes worthy of this very senior vice presid ent for OU officials sound alarm special event. public affairs. on backpack thieves Here's how you enter. Just fill out the ballot on While displaying page 18 and mail it to us before March 27, 1992. the university Thieves at the U. of Oklahoma now are literally left logo, the alumni we re asked if they supported candidate holding the bag. In an effort to deter book bag theft, OU We'll match your selection with the winners Duke. Burness said he does not believe the candidate chose Department of Public Safety officers have placed "dummy" announced on the Oscar telecast. If you pick them the univer ity logo by accident. Mark Ellis, chief of research book bags for the Duke campaign, said , "We didn't know Duke equipped with all correctly and are selected from our drawing, here University had a copyright on the color blue. econd of all, 110 -dec ib e l is a list of prizes you could win : we won't hold it against you if you copied it off one of our alarms around First prize- A four-day all-expenses paid trip bumper sticker . " The university will not take any action to campu . When disassociate itself from Duke, Burness said. "If yo u call someone swi pes a for two to California. While you're here, you 'll tour auention to the issue, you call attention to David Duke, and bag, the a larm the fabulous sights of the film capital of the world , no one is interested in giving him any attention." • Michael sound within five visit the studios, see the Johnny Carson show and Arlein, The Chronicle, Duke U. seconds and out­ of-uni form go to Disneyland. It will be four days to remember. Talk about AUSllN HOWDAY, THE DAlLY TEXAN , U. OF TEXAS officers respond, Second prize - A brand new laptop computer said jo eph and printer. It weighs about 6 pounds and fits bombing a test Lester, the department's director. The thieve "will be A St. Cloud (Minn.) tate . student, hoping to avoid a standing there holding the bag, so to speak. They will have perfectly almost anywhere. And the laser printer will test, was sentenced to 25 days in jail for calling in a bomb some explaining to do," Le ter aid. Since the program' allow you to produce professional-quality papers threat to t.he library. Junior Heather Dawn Mudek admitted inception two months ago, one tudent has been caught red­ and reports. We'll include some popular software to that she called the library twice within five minutes and said, handed in front of a crowd of about 300, Le ter said . No "There' a bomb in the building and it's going off in five reports of stolen book bags have been filed since the make your package complete. minute . " Mudek said she made the call that Friday program was enacted. • Holly Clanahan, The Oklahoma Daily, Third prize -A Sega Genesis 16-bit system. because she had a test in the building and was hoping to U. of Oklahoma It's the best-selling system of its kind and will postpone it until Monday. The test was postponed, but Mudek said she sti ll did poorly. She was too worried about UNC senior 'destroys' yearbook, provide your with hours of relaxation when you 're the bomb threat to study. "You find it's not worth it," she not studying. aid . "When I read in the paper that two cars had crashed charged with embezzlement Fourth through tenth prizes - A one-year and the bomb threat had slowed the fire truck's response A U. of orth Carolina enior wa charged with time, I fee l so bad." In addition to the jail se ntence, Mudek embezzling more than 75,000 from the campus yearbook. pass to any AMC theater. Any time you want to see a also was sentenced to 40 hours of community service and Tracy Lamont Keene was the Yackety Yack's busine s movie, you'll be able to go free for an entire year. 2,000 restitution. • Andrea Friedenauer, University manager in charge of all transactions when he stole the funds Remember to look to our In section and the ballot Chmnicle, St. Cloud State U. over a period of more th an a year. Keene had orchestrated the theft by sending multiple checks to his mother and aunt on page 18. All you have to do is fill it out, then according to Clay William , police lieutenant detective fo; watch for your chance to win . You 'll hear from us Minority enrollment figures UNC, ~ h ape l Hill. "He em the checks to them, and they'd send htm money as he needed it," Wi lliams aid. "Just about either by mail or phone. Winners will be announced set record highs e~ery bit ~f the ~01~ ey i spent already." Yack Editor Shea in the May issue of U. Send in your entry today. Minority enrollment at colleges rose by 10 percent from Ttsdale s.a•d t~e mctdent wreaked havoc on the yearbook. Good Luck! 1988 to 1990, setting record highs for every minority group, N?w we re gomg to have to U)' and rebuild from the damage said the .S. Department of Edu cation in a recently he s done. ~etl1er ~ a t was IllS goal or not, he vet)' nearly released statistical survey. The survey, put out every two succeeded m desu·oymg the yea rbook," he said. Keene wa PkkThe years, compiles figures on racial and ethnic groups at higher schedule? to go before a grand jury Feb. 17 on 21 counts of education in titutions. Black tudents made their largest embezzhng. He face~ a max imum of 2 I 0 year in prison Oscars enrollment gain in a decade, the urvey showed. But and/ or a fin e. • Bonme Rochman, The Daily Tar Heel, U. of Uli Contest according to Robert H. Atwell , American Council on North Carolina, Chapel Hill

Coovnent and Opinion/MARCH 1992 8 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Spring Break adventures along 1-95

By ROBERT LAMOREAUX The Spectrum, SUNY, Buffalo BEER,TUNES AND The plan was to meet Heywood, K iLh and Kill er in Ft. Lauderdale, as I was unable to ~UN .. NOW 1H\~ lS make the trip down with them on the Wed nesda)' SPR\NG SR[AK/ THE NATIONAL COLLEGE befo re Spring Break NEWSPAPER' because I had a Fridav afte rn oon exam in m}• H, presenting :.1 wide r.mgc of opinions and ideas Third Re ich aware ness n.·printcd from hundreds of cam pus ncwspapcrs,w ·· .tdmowlcdgc Lhe cornm i1 mem ofsludcnl joumalisL'i class. Fortunately, a fri end ,tcro'is Lhl' mui on, liupponed by th eir rnl'di a ad vise! of Heywood 's also wa in 10 repOi t thl' ,tc t h~tit ·s, i11s ucs and concerns ofthcit' fci iO\\ ~ t uc l c nt s. the sa me precar ious predica men t, and planned on driving down Friday evening. I CHA IRMAN AND EDITOR IA L DIR ECTOR accept ed the offer- even Lhough Space, as Ga)•lc: ~ l n n · is Swee tland he wa call ed, had to make a couple of stop. PRES IDENT AND PUBU SHER before our fin al destination. I was in need of J.&ou~c h mid t some se rious therapy. .. . MANAG ING EDITOR Space wa to pick me up at 7 p.m., whi ch Mark C. ' harnock left me onl y 45 minutes after my exam to ASSOCIA TEEDITOR pack my cl o the , sequester my meager J. tcki llampton av in gs of 11 7, a nd brea k up with 111 )' EDITO RS ON FELLOWSHIP girlfrie nd be fo re we lefl. Bu t as I JACK GRAY, THE METROPOLITAN, METROPOLITAN STATE COLLEGE \ 'alcric Loner, Campu' Cnmn. Uc:m Co ll ege approached my gi rl ftiend to break 1h e new . J . ~ . :\lcwum . Thr /~ a~tm1 ProgrtJ.J, Ea~tern Kcnltt c k ~ driving fro m then on. parents suggested that we pay a visit 10 the Tr Wcngct. ,.,,,. Lmilml, Ohifl Stmc U. she broke new of her ow n. he in form ed in-laws in ew Orleans. Since I wa. penni l e~s Laure:! \Vi .. <~i n gcr , 7/u• 13rtr..l', Jamc\ Madiso n LT. me that there was a chance she mi ght be Our first de tinati on wa New York, where pregnant. pace wa to pi ck up a fri end , J o nah . and not the own er of our vehicle, I was EDITORIALA UVISORYCOUNCIL The pros pec t of Lhi situati on fti glllened Rca hing this loca tion it was evident th at grudgingly obli ged to embark on rhis off~ road pi lgri mage. My sa ni ty would have been I om Rolnirl.t AMoti;.tLnl Collt.1P:tt c Pre.\ls me immensely, so I paused momenta ri ly and Space a nd J ona h wa n ted to spend th e i.L'ti n surpdsed to receive me at 3 a.m. Of course, we never did make it w Ft. ~ l nn.a Cr:t\'elb DailyTroJOil, quirks. For one, hi s entire head wa haved, U. of South ern Cali fo rn ia except for a Roman style circul ar wreath of I ca ught a lot of sleep at Ani ta 's and then Lauderdale, as Space enj o ed hi. relati1cs' ~l ar~ Grefiis l.o1wC<.•ntc r hair that wrapped the circumference of hi spen t the re t of the aftern oon hours in company so much he decided to spe nd the J an 1 . Chil dress U11irlf'rsily Daft)\ Texas Te h Was hington qu are with a cup begging for re t of the week th ere. Ri(_ hdrd ublcut· Fl11rida Flambtau, Florid a Sta te . head- no t unlike one mad e o f o live Dr.Lt•s Hydcr SAW Dmly Campus, branches thatJuUu Cesear might have worn . change. By earl y eve ning I took my fi ve But it's just as well though. Heywood told Soutl1cm ~lelh odis t U. But this really didn't bother me as much doll ars in ni ckel and dimes and bought two me later that th e first ni ght in town , Ki ll er Robert llullard ThtSinll't\'I'WJ. Mi higan St.a tc U. lice of Ra 's wo rld famous pizza. Things stole a fire extinguisher from their hotel and K.tthy L:awrcnce ThtCnmsan 11'/ult, U. oft\labama as Space's other distinguishing fea LU re: I'm drove around spraying other ca rs on 1h e Erit Jacohs 1i~Daily Pnm.\)'luaniau, . of Penn S) 1\;mia not ure if he wa eve r clinically exami ned, we re going we ll. Dr. navi cl S. ,,clatm lndiann /Jai~· Sttukrll. lncliana b ut he appeared to be somewh at Before I kn ew it, we we re o n the road highway. Apparently omeone got up c1 , 1\'. ll. C

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Daily Pennsylvanian, U. of Pennsylvania Everyone, it seems, is "talkin' 'bout Mechanical breakdowns, broken bones and just plain bad breaks my generation." - it's not called Spring "Break" for nothing. We twentysome things have been The annual wee k-long college rite offer the rare opportunity for called every name in the book, mos t of thrill seekers to whet their appe tite for adventure, usuall y se t which revolve around some fonn of the against an exotic backdrop. word "apailietic." We apparently have But there's trouble to be found, even in paradise. no goals, no future and no ideals left to Just a k the group of . of Ari zona students who planned to follow, say several aging baby boomet . pend their vacation on a houseboat on Lake Havasu two years ago. But whether we 're saving tlle planet or A wrong turn made the five-hour drive stretch into eleven. And going to hell, we're tJ1e almost 4 million once they finally arrived, the boat's propeller broke on the first day, humans born between 1961 and 197 1. forci ng the vacationer to remain docked for the entire week. Not Pegged as "Generation X," "baby allowed to use the boat's toilet, the students monopolized a public COURTESY OF SOUlH PADRE ISlAND VISITOR & CONVENTION BUREAU busters," or just "lost," we may be t be re troom on th e beach. Unable to handle the vo lume, the toilet unraveled by an Xer him elf, Douglas Spring Break Is a time-honored tradition among college students clogged and exploded. Coupland, author of "Generation X: looking for adventure, freedom and unforgettable memories. "It smelled so badly that someone threw up in there," said senior Tales of an Accelerated Culture." J e n Lindley. "Whe n the man came to fix it, he started hyper­ road. Assuming he was used to vehicles driving on the left ide of tJ1 e And, as in the novel, we've quickly ventilating. He wa white a a ghost." street, he didn't comment as th e taxi drive r werved all over the learned the realities of life. Our econ­ Lacking a sense of adventure, one pristine student bailed out. road. omy continues its roll er coaster ride, She called the mayor of the Lake Havasu community at 5 a. m. and "He slammed into a big cement street divider," he said. "He drugs and divorce are dai ly events, and had him take her to the airport to catch a flight home. didn't say anything, he just went in to rever e and drove us back to the environment faces pe rm anen t The other more hearty souls, however, stuck it out. the hotel with three wheels. Sparks were coming out of where the damage from what were once thought "It wa quite an adventure and it wasn't what we expected, but we axle was suppo ed to be.'' to be technological advance . ti ll had fun ," Lindley said. Matt Sm ith , however, isn' t so fainthearted . The Syracuse U. But if mulling over large decisions is a A relax ing week of camping and hiking with his fami ly in the sophomore let this curio it get tlle best of him Ia t year in a Daytona trait typical ofXers, it might be because Grand Ca nyo n was what U. of California, an Diego, se nior Matt Beach cl am bar, where lo e examination of a raw oyster provided of the problems previous gen rations McLean had in mind. Instead, he spent his break E kimo style. him with a fl a. h of collegiate c rea ti\~t . dumped on us, opting for the tempo­ "The weather was fine at first, and we hiked down ," McLean said. "Wh at'll you do if I snort thi oyster up my nose and spit it out my rary quick fix. Long-term solutions are "Then it snowed." And snowed. And snowed. mouth?" he chall enged hi fratern ity brother. what we're looking for, said Be th McLean spent three days tu ck in the tent, pl aying cards and "Dude, I'll eat it if yo u do th at," wa the reply. Jaquish, a junior at Indiana . li stening to his tepfatJ1er worry that the fami ly would get fined for The mollusk briefly lodged behind an eyeball , Smith said, before "We 're coming out of th e 'me' not sticking to the ranger's rigid itinerary. "this big gale-force ''~nd heaved out of me and it fl ew." generation and becoming more aware Chad Rogers, an Ithaca College se nior, would have been happy if His buddy kept up hi end of tJ1 e bargain a we ll. of the world around us," he said. his taxi drive r in the Bahamas had simply obeyed the rules of the "It was great," mith recall ed nostalgica ll y. While some reject the so-called American dream, others would like to Students face bald facts of premature hair loss capture some of the dream's stability. But thanks to tJ1 e economy, stability ByCHARLOTTEFALTERMAYER hi doctor, who pre cribed Minoxidil. might a lways b e e lusive. !twill be The Rruiew, U. of Delaware "I was scared because, of course, image is harder for people in our generation to a big deal the e days," sa id McMaster, whose live as "comfortably" a preceding While celebrities like Mi chael J o rdanc hairline has fill ed in from applying the drug. ones, according to Time magazine. depict baldne sin a positive li gln, most According to JeiT Palmer, a spokesman for For many, graduate school seems to college men wou ld rather forfeit the process pju hn , whi ch sell Minoxidilunder the be the way to go, said All en Brown a of premature hair lo . brand name Rogaine, the drug must be second-year medical student at the . "l reallydidn'twant tobe 18, 19or20years used continuou ly. "Once yo u top u ing it of Alabama, Birmingham. old and be bald," aid Bret Chittenden, 18, a yo u'lllose wh at you've gained," he said . "I'm obviously locked into asp cific tudent at Delgado Community Coll ege in Levengood has never u ed Rogaine, but field," he said. "But there's plel'll)' of ew Orlean who bega11 losing his hair in has ttied "a million weird tJ1ing ." college grads that are sitting at home, high sc hool. "It puts a damper o n yo ur "I used to wear tlli ugly fl owered bathing still looking forjobs." appearance at that age," he said. cap to bed that u ed to b my grandmoth­ Financial insecurity has influenced According to the America n Hair Los er's," he aid. "lt wasreallyembarra sing." JIM VOLLBRECHT, IDAHO ARGONUT. U. OF IDAHO other aspects of Xers' lives. Many opt to Counci l, 35 mi lli on males have Andro­ Dante DeLeo, 2J , a junior at Southern remain single longer rather than adding Earty balding can be emotionally disabling. genetic lopecia, or male pattern bald ne s. Connecticut State ., sa id he ha been the pressures of marriage and family.. And whi le losing one's hair can be devas­ U. of Delaware who ha been completely offered plenty of advice on how to stop his Careers definite ly come first, satd tating at any age, early onset ma le pattern bald ince th e age of 12, said he wa. often hair lo , uch as refraining from weari11g a Rena Perlmutter, a ophomore a1 the made fu n of as a child. balding, wh ich generally afflicts men in tJ1 eir hat and cutting down on junk food. U. of Maryland. teens and early 20s, is particularly traumatic. "They wou ld say, ' Hey baldy!' or ' Hey But according to Dr. Jerome hupack at "But I think most people want Mike Mahoney, AHLC president, cited Kojak!' Some people even came up to me the ew York . Medical Center, these types marriage and career both," he aid. earl y signs of aging and a sen e of lack of and said , 'I'm sorry you're dying,'" he said. of suggestions have "no va lidi ty whatsoever. " "A lso, because of AIDS and divorce, control as reasons fo r anxiety over baldness. For Matt McMa ter, 21, a junior at Pacific "One of the options is alway learning how most people are going back to the Luthe ran U., the experience was o "It's like losing panoftheiridentity," he aid. to live with yo ur hair loss," 1ahone said. monogamy of the '50s." Dean Leve ngood, 19, a sophomore at the distres ing that he immediately contacted "As men age tJ1 eyseem to accept it. " U. THE NATIONAL COllEGE NEWSPAPER 11 Book dishes up gourmet fare using cafeteria ingredients By SARAH PINNEO more from college ca mpuses nationwide. dining hall , "said author Lynn Harris. "The Yale Daily News, Yale U. From "Some Lik it Hot" breakfasts to idea is to make mo re creative fare o ut of desserts like "Hot Vanna Banana," the ordinary cafeteria food. " Mad about mystery meat? Tired of tuna? book and its entertaining layout are a Even if it is impo sible to duplicate a Fear no more. cream to read . recip exactly, a great dish can still be made Three recent Ya le grads h ave just Each recipe is measured in cafeteria out of the available foods. ubstitution and published a zany new cookbook called "Tray dishes, like "one heaping teaspoon" or "half experimentation are the key to success witl1 Gourme t- Be Your Own Chef in the of a teacup." And everything can be cooked "Tray Courmel'' -after all , that is how me College Cafeteria." in the dining hall microwave or toa ter, authors developed the recipes in the first Larry Berger, Lynn Harris and ill ustrator using ingredients frw , th e erving line and place. "A nd anyone can do it," Harri s Chris Kalb have compiled their own favorite the salad bar. in i ted. "Even if back home you always table-side recipes and gathered dozens burned the salad!"

LIFE AND ART BRIEFLY Out of Time ... Lord Magnu O'Carr and His Lordship Lawrence Taill ifer (aka the "Leech") faced off in battle on the Wichita tate . campus, cheered on by Lady Lora Anne the ilent, Lord Ra.nd and others. No, it wasn ' t the World Wrestling Federation championships­ merely the Society for Creative Anachronism, an educational or-ganiza­ tion devoted to the study of the Middle Ages and the Renaissance. The histori­ cal recreation society, sponsors tourna­ ment , revels and university sessions where members dress in period cos­ tume and reo-eate the better aspects of the Middle Ages, including the ideals of honor, nobility and courtesy. "A a recreational society, we research it, then we turn around and do it," said Lady Annys de Vernun of Kettering, who in "mundane" life is a storekeeper at tl1e WSU chemistry deparunenL Warfare, a large part of medieval life, is tl1e major focus of many SCA events. SCA originated in 1966 in Berkeley, Calif., as a theme party, and currently has more than 14,000 dues-paying members, ns although participants number close to 0- 70,000. U. of Florida student Scott lre Huegal said the SCA provides a great th opportunity for escape. "It allows people to go out and be a totally e' different person, a different character, 1re and really j ust get away from everyday stress." • Diane McCartney, Sunflower, ed Wichita State U. to BE AVISTA VOLUNTEER lily Grade A relationships ... Forget the VISTA Volunteers share the vision of a better tomor­ programs to combat ub tance abuse. be concept that dating is non-existant on tO college campuses, at least at Lehigh U. row by making a contribution in the community today. ln addition to acquiring valuable and rewarding ng Thanks to professor Bruce Smackey, Brighter futures take shape when VISTA Volunteers experience, VISTA Volunteers may receive defer­ many students have started going out. mobilize and develop community resources to ad­ ment or partial cancell ation of certain student loans. tO The catch is, though, mat they're daring dress the many faces of poverty. , a VISTA Volunteers receive a living allowance based for grades. Sort of. Smackey, a After your college career is completed, VISTA marketing professor, believes it is on theeconom ic level of the communities they serve. offers you the opportunity to put your education to important for students to interact witl1 A you look toward graduation, consider becom­ ific one another. Students in his senior work in reali tic ettings. VISTA Volunteers learn li fe in g a VISTA Volunteer. VISTA offers you the of marketing class who went on dates were ski ll s-skill s only a year of unique VISTA experience opportunity to shape a community and share a vision ne, given extra credit, though it did not can provide. change meir final grade. "Daring is an VISTA Volunteers are assigned to project spon ors of a better tomorrow. ced enjoyable experience," Smackey said. "I For more information on becoming a VISTA ltO wish more tudents would forget the which may be private or public non-profit organiza­ ling fears of rejection and get motivated to tions. Volunteer activities may include, but are not Volunteer, please call 1-800-424-8867, hearing im­ meet other people." The idea for thi limited to, organizing food distribution efforts, creat­ paired (TDD) l-202-606-5256,orwrite VISTA, Room aid addition to hi marketing clas came ing networks to support literacy projects, or designing 11106-D, Wash ington, D.C. 20525. the from his concern about the future of relation hip for younger generations. ant "There i a erious problem with dating, aid. not just at Lehigh, but in socie ty as a V.•S•l\. rce, whole," he said. • Rachel Beck, Brown Volunteers in Service to America the (VISTA) is part of ACTION, the Federal Domestic and Whil£, Lehigh U. Volunteer Agency, Washington , D.C. 20525 12 U. THE NATIONAL COLlEGE NEWSPAPER DoiiCliS aoo Sense/MARCH 1992 Dol Ia a dSense MONEY· BUSINESS ·ACADEMICS 1 Basic skills don't seem so basic anymore By BOB FAHEY with new college fa ces. alem /alPLog, Sa lem tate . The SAT verbal average hit an all-tim e low The Cliff behind Cliffs Notes of 422 in 1991 . SAT offi cial say more Reading, writing and arithmetic, long You're making an hone t elTon at T .. Eliot, but it seems every students were tested Ia ·t yea r and th us consid ered thee ·entials, have become so sentence is like li terary cheesecake- a mea l in itself. And you 're slumped ilie average but that ca nnot h u~h ru t for many co ll ege stude nts th at already stuffed from two hour of Beowulf. the many doomsayers in academia. professors speak openl y of a ppalling In 1958, book company manager Cli ff Hillegass had a hunch Bad writing is "a product of what' coming student abilit . tl1at students needed something to he lp digest the tough chunks of out of high sc hools," aidjoc Le Bl anq.jr And with na ti onal standardized test reading that often crossed their desk . Thus, tiffs Note. were advi er to th e onhern Essex Comm uni ty ave rages dropping, many educa tors are born-and so was ilie controve rsy. College Obsemer, a top·r,tted tucl ent paper! sc rambling to find a olution to students' Are ilie notes, which sell S million copies a year in more tl1an 30 in Mas achu etts. "We're ·eeing th e schools. problems and their apatheti c approach LO countries and comprise about 80 per ent of the notes market, Cliff Hlllegau crumble right in front of our eye ·." the basics. mere accessories to laziness? "I wo n't say th at iliey've resulted in In math, some students and professors , Rut many students ay reading stink . The more reading or less reading, bu t ili e)~' ve resulted in more understanding of what's being even joke of their in co mpetence, sa id older ge nerations ca n sing th e prai es of read," Hillegass said. Temple . Professor .J ohn All en Pau los, '' one-on-o ne communication with the Many professors use iliem and recom mend them to students, while oiliers see only red author of "lnnumerac : Math ema ti ca l author" all tl1 ey want, but reading is ju tLOo when iliey notice the yellow and black books in ilieir classroom . Illitera cy and Its Con equ en es. " ''While lonely for many students, Lhey say. ironically, peeved professors gave hi u·uggling business its first real shove toward illiterates are ashamed of th eir inab ili ty to And it show , said alem State's Paul success. "The people who did the ad. we re the teachers who would get up and ay, 'And I read, innumerates often ta ke a ki nd of pri de Chevedden, an assistant history professor. don't want to see any of iliose ye ll ow and black books."' in ilieir mathemati cal ignorance," he said. "As a teach er. ou read articles (about ow Cliffs Notes are an edu ca tional staple. • Bob Fahey, a/em late Log, Salem State . Lackluster teaching i partly 10 blame for reading ave rsion). but you don 't believe it matl1 's te diou ~ , sterile image, according to until yo u as k th e ques tion · of your own iliought Columbu · landed in the West rn eli cussion, so ilie required reading became Mary Lindqui l , president of th e National cl ass ,,. he said. Hemisphere after th e ye ar 1500. and 42 a rite of passage, not homework. ouncil ofTeachers of Mathemati cs. In one of Chevedden ', cl asse , no one percent could not place ilie Civil \1\ 'ar in the "Those teachers inspired her," said Cli ff "We probably have n' t moved in to th e co uld name th e ca pital of China, so he correct half centmy. Hillega s, founder of the till-controver ial twentieth centUJ)'. Much of what we've been slackened and as ked for th e capitals of The vapid world of television, the na ti on C liff~ otes. "I tl1ink sLUdents rea cl. usuall , teaching is passe ... and drill-like." she said . Mexico and Canada. His student fared no murmurs, ha eclipsed th e chall engi ng because at some stag tl1 e ,•vc had a teacher Salem State accounting Profe so r Doug better. world of books. who was really inspirati onal. " Larson said of his generati on. "We consider He sa id reading co uld clo e those But tacey Pa sman , a recent U. of Students' spell ing is omething Sal m it important to do more tl1ings itt th e head." knowledge gap . Wisconsin graduate, finds reading no chore State English Professor Ri chard Elia is ati'aid Wh at's spooky, he sa id , i. that ma ny "It' kind of hocking," Chevedden said. at all. to tes t. A co mposition student wrote th e accounting sLUdents rely on their ca lcul ators "You have to switch gears." "I'm reall y engaged by books," ·he .aid . word "tuff' to mean ''wugh .. , In his 22 yea rs to provide tl1ings like J 0 perce nt of I00 , and The still-infamous results of a 1989 Gallup "You 're with all of these otl1er people." at alem, he said, "I've never seen it this some freshman cannot recogni ze one urvey show tl1 at students had better upshift Pa sman said some fiet)' profe . ors made bad." percent in decimals becau e calcul ators on I I One-fourth of .S. college seniors sure she and her classmates savored cl ass And writing probably wi ll not improve require pressing " I" and a perce nt sign. Movers and Quakers helps students move their 'stuff'

By MELISSA FRAGNITO and Weisman , both Chicago nati ve , Daily PemL!)•Lvania.n, U. of Pennsylva ni a realized they did not know how to bring ilieir things home. Eve•)' college student has " tuff." Inst ead of spending money LO mail their You know, lothes, books, computers , be longings home, Weisman and Linn poster , plant , wa te cans , lamps, sheets, decided to re nt a truck. And after towels.... di scove ring that other Chicago natives And every fall and spring, thousand · of needed away to transport their belonging stude nts partake in the arduous tas k of home, the two decided to rent extra space in moving that stuffacros tl1e countJ)' and in to tl1eir tr uck to about 10 ot11 er s tucl c nL~ . their dotm room . After making a small profit , th e tw o Wh at do yo u do a a co ll ege student who decided t11 ey had stumbled onto a busine s has LOO much stu ff to mail home and too opportunity. "The genesis of Movers and little to r nt a m o ,~ n g truck? Wh arton eni or Quakers In c. wa not thinki ng of it a Mitch Weisman, co-own er of Move rs and bu iness," Weisman sa id "But we found a Quakers Inc., a Penn service th at picks up niche in tl1 e market. " belonging from home, pac ks it in to boxe , The next fall , Movers and Quakers In c. JEFFREY M. HUROK, THE DAILY PENNSYlVANIAN. U. OF PEN'NS\' LVP,NI~ deli ve rs it to individual dorms and even move d 16 students back to ca mpu , and Not only has Movers proven to be a cash cow for Unn, Olshansky and Weisman, but now carri es it to rooms, ays you ca ll him . Weisman and Linn decid ed it was tim e to three Wharton business school students can apply classroom principles to their company. "Mit chell and I recognized a need for all ex pand. pend betwee n 65 and 125 , depending on because only a small amount of capita l co ll ege students beca use we had th e need They n eded someone to coordinate a how much stufl'they are mo ingand how far needed for start-up costs. "We made a ourse lve , " sa id co-own er Eri c Linn , a southern moving route, and that 's when Movers has to haul it. dollars at fir ·t, and we have been in th e Wharton s ni or. "We were able to develop a se ni or Jo h Olshan k became the thi rd They ca n move th e tudent with a few ince the beginning,'' Weisman said. ervice , whi ch all ev iate headac hes for partner of the moving company. boxe and a dufl'el bag as well as the student "It's a fantastic opportunity," Li nn sa i tudentsand parents." Student wh o u e Move rs and Quaker witl1 furniture from a studio aparunem. "We make money, learn a lot, and a During ilieir freshman yea r at Penn , Linn (Quakers being tl1 e name of Penn's masco t) The business was not difficult to establish what we learn in the cl assroom." R E S E R V E 0 F F I C E R S' T R A I N I N G C 0 R P S

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00 VINCE GOLDBERG, DAILY CALIFORNIAN, U. OF COVER PHOTO BY JOHN STOOPS, OREGON DAILY EMERALD, U. OF OREGON Can college D]s bite the hand that feeds them? By lAURA SCHMIDT ubiquitous and overwhelming. Stations that used to get a !lld..U: COI~Il't Jrlnd a pulse. One Columbia Daily Speclalor, Columbia U. majority of recording from inde pe nde nt la be ls were i8.!tftbat.J611a,e'te was 20 minutes fl ooded with major label "alternative" or "coll ege" material. Wh en irvana's major-debut, Nevermind, topped the ••~UtbroUI:h dUll expeden will keep Eric Rose, mu ic directo r forK SF at the . of San the band from she recuperates,Johneue Billboard charts in January, a statement was made. Francisco, says although there are orne promoters who are said itmotivatedhertoatmda heraeathe limits. A few yea rs before, the plaid-clad nihilists were an understanding of hi tation 's programming philosophy, "These ~experiences are really great for underground sensation for the alternative label Sub Pop. "there are some who will go to any length to get their record your priorities, •me said. "I laid there and said; you ow they' re elling more albums than Michael Jack on or on our station." Such lengths extend from promOLers calling know, I'm M)'eallold. and if I go, I don't nearly have GartJ1 Brooks. Alternative music is no longer alternative; it i station every day for weeks, asking music directors to give a the volumeofworl behind me that I should have." big busines . certain record another chance-ail the way to threatening to So she set out to aeate Walking in Ltmdtm. While the Nowhere is the trend more visible than cut service if a record is not added to the album showcases much of the the deep-seeded angst in coll ege radio. Once the medium for stations' rotation. that made "Joey" and "Caroline" hits on the last innova tive, fearless a nd thought­ Caner, however, says that's all part of album, it also expands into a few more upbeat themes. vrovoking music, critics argue coll ege the game. "There are so me people who "I'm pretty pleased with the progress that I have radio is now just another tool of the apply pre ure to music directors. But, by made, and I appreciate a lot of things more. I'm able to notorious indusU)' marketing machines. and large, threat (to cut ervice) don't be stimulated'and inspired by different things more "It sucks," Matador Records Co­ happen," he said. "(Pro mo ters) are than joJSt being miserable, and I think it shows." Manager Gerard Cosloy said of coll ege salesmen. They obviou ly try to tmmp up Despite theae setbacks, Napolitano has also carved a radio. "It's completely awful. Very their music." niche as a role model for funs tired of seeing women in homoge neous . The only differen ce Dave Rosecran , promotions director rock portrayed solely as sex symbols. Like vocalists between coll ege radio and commercial for ub Pop, states it simply. "While I Natalie Merchant of 10,000 Maniacs and Edie Brickell, radio is that someone' listening to couldn 't give a shit about co ll ege radio, I Napolitano takes pride that she doesn't have to "wave commerci al radio." still want them to do what I want th em to my tits in front of the camera." Danie l Makagon , music director of do," he said. And even if Walking in London . (due in stores March KXLU the station at Loyola Marymount But others in the music indu try sa 10), doesn't eclipse the impressive sales and reviews of ., in Los Angeles, agrees. coll ege radio is to bl a me for its m n Bloodletting, Napolitano knows she's walking in the "(Coll ege radio) blows," he said. "It demise. Makagon, who wrote hi senior right direction. The woman some call the best female was, at one time, the only chall enging thesis on independent music, ay major vocalist in rock 'n' roll now can enjoy her ability. mu ical outlet a far as media goe .... But label may be a corrup10r- but only the "I think if you can do art that enables someone to now it's watered clown." wea k ca n be cornrpted. forget about their day-to-day existence and take them How did the status of coll ege radio COURTESY OF GEFFEN RECORDS ''The pres ure' part of it, but music somewhere else, then you've done a very important disintegrate from that of a true artistic director ... don't wa nt to seek anything Nlrvana:smellsllkelotsofmoney. new a nd they d o n ' t want to help thing for people," she said. "I'm a lot happier now with outlet to omething looked upon with my ability to do thaL I think it's a gift." near-revulsion? Many in radio point their encourage the ir DJ s LO find something fin ger at major labels. They say that wh en th e big labels new," he said . "If they were go-getters and open-minded id enli!iecl co ll ege students as music-loving, money-spending enough, they wou ld be able to say (to a promoter) , 'Fu k individuals, coll ege radio- tl1e easiest meth od of"hooking" yo u. Your music's trash, and I'm not going to pl ay it. '" tJ1is consumer gold mine-was doomed. Les curry, music director for K~JC at Foothill Coll ege, Major label started signing any ang Hidden 'Otmg band Ca li f., agree oll ege radio need d di cated ta lent. with bad ha ir the could find . They started the ir own "( oll ege radio i ) mostly college students wanting to be sub idiary labels wh ich, according to Scott aner, national ool," cun aid. "One gu joined our tation b cause he director of co llege promotions for A&M Record , "operate th ought he could get laid . That doesn 't how much intere t and are staffed like an independem label. ., Then they in radio. " bmtally phased out vinyl- the only fonnat most begi nning oll ege radio, the indep ndentlabels say, must eek out bands can afford. new mu ic. If a tation isn 'ttaking musical chance , they ay nd, most importantly for co llege radio, labels started a the shouldn't be expected to take financia l one . Most veritable mill of promotional pressure: hour of phone ca lls, indies are proud th at they don't equate music 1vith money. gobs of promotional fl ye rs, thick and hair)' hype ab ut "tl1i A 1ataclor Records' Co loy puts it, "If we were in this for new band" and "that new record." Major label ervice- or the money, we wou ld sell crack, child pornugraph .. . or nding free recording to the media- was o n istent, 1 irva na record . " 20 U. THE NATlONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER In/MARCH 1992

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Two the 1991 Final Four. "It doesn't ever get old. There are different others stayed overnight in a Waco sites, different teams and different people." hospital. • Scott Wudel, The BaltalUm, If the Final Four was gQing to seem "old" to anyone, it would Texas A&:M U. probably be Krzyzewski, a coach whose team is becoming a regular at the Final Four site each year. "It is the pinnacle of a coaching achievement," said Michgan State ••• U. head coachJud Heathcote, whose 1979 Spartans won the NCAA Down on the farm ••• In light of tougher Championship with Earvin "Magic" John on. "Anytime you \vin a academic requirements for incoming tide it is something you cherish. And it's always something you have freshman athletes in 1995, the in your memory bank forever. No one can take that away from you." National Basketball Association and "I don 't look at the Final Four as a commonplace thing," he the National Football League should added. "I approach it with zest, enthusiasm and resolve the best I consider creating farm teams, said can. I hope that whatever happens (the team's) feelings are not ones Richard D. Schultz, executive director of frustration, but of feelin g reall y good about what they really explain it. It's great because the whole basketball world i of the NCAA. "The new academic accomplished." focused on that weekend." standards do not deny the student "In high school yo u hear so much about making it to the Final But once the touman1ent is over, Heathcote said, it's over. athletes who do not meet the academic Four, and you know that it is the Super Bowl of college basketball," "Every year I go in to challenge my players to do the best job that standards access to an education," said said Scooter McCray, an assistant basketball coach at the U. of they can do. I don't look back to what we did last year or 10 years Jim Marchiony, director of commun­ Louisville who played for Louisv ill e in the 1982 and 1983 ago. It doesn't mean anything to this year's team." ications for the NCAA. Marchiony said tournaments. Getting there again, however, means everything to players. those not making the grade can play at "I think today it is much harder to get to a Final Four because of "That' what you strive for throughout the entire year," said UNC non-NCAA schools, prep schools, the parity," McCray said. "Teams are great all over the country, and sophomore center Eric Montross, an Indianapolis native wh o junior colleges and, if formed, on farm the competition comes from everywhere." returned to his hometown for the 1991 Final Four in the Hoosier teams. Mitch Kupchak, assistant And so does the pressure. Dome. general manager for the Los Angeles "Every step you go in basketball , the bigger the game is," said "It's the best thing that has happened to me in my whole life," said Lakers, said a farm system for the NBA former North Carolina State U. basketball coach Jim Valvano, Adonis jordan, a junior point guard for the U. of Kansas Jayhawks , is a bad idea. "You're almost taking whose team captured the 1983 title with a last-second win over losers to Duke in last year's tide game. "Whatever it takes to go back, away the incentive to go to college," he heavi ly favored Houston. "Each win that you get in the NCAA I'm willing to do it" said. • Gabrielle Moses, The Obsnvtr, tournament becomes greater as the whole country starts to focus on Neil Amato, Daily Tar Heel, U. of North Carolina; Lyk Niedens, Daih Case Western Reserve U. you. Then yo u get to the Final Four, and if yo ur emotions aren't Kansa n, U. of Kansa s; and Dave Shahroudi, The Cardinal, U. oj stirred, then yo u're dead. It's a wonderful experience. You can't Louisvilk, contrilmted to this story. The Cameron Crazies are at it again By KRIS OlSON Foe made only 36 percent of their shots againstt.hi move The Chronicle, Duke . where the en tire crowd is silenced as the shooter steps to th t free-throw line. Just as he is ready to release the ball, th e The hop. The whirl. The eggbeater. crowd erupts in a frenzied roar. They may sound like the names of long-forgotten dance Even though the sil ence/ scream technique i th mo ~l from the '50 , but they're actuall y technique used by a effective, fans, like junior Hannah Kerby, say it i n't a much group of Duke U. basketball fans to distract opponents fun as some others. Kerby is a member of the Duke Pep attempting free d11'ows. Band, d1e group who sits behind one of the baskets and i. Last year, four doctor at the Duke Medical Center generally credite d with inve nting some of the morl' smdied the group's effectiveness by tracking the number of innovative techniques like the hop and the eggbeater, wh ere successful free throws against each technique at Duke's fans imitate the referee' trdvelingcall. seven conference home games at Cameron Indoor Stadium. "We know other teams are scared to come (here)," junio1 The group' study yielded mixed result . Ove rall , Reg King said. "When we beat .C. State, their freshmen opponents made 64 percent of their free throws. While admitted we intimidated them. We like that" some techniques like the hop, where students behind the Cliff Ellis, Clemson's head coach, said hi players "were basket jump up and down in place, made no difference in cared to death" when they lost to Duke 112-73 earlier in th CUFF BURNS, lHE CHRONICLE, DUKE U. the percentage of free throws made, others like the season. 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Call anytime. TX 76010. 1-800-742-4649 (24 !Uituition. roomandboonl4- running the show. Capping the Corruption "\\110 are the professors working for, the unive rsity or the Fear of unethical behavior in the research lab has led to co mpa ny?" asked Ru sell J acoby, a utho r of the "N w a ne mp L~ at regulating the practi ces of re earchers. lntr ll ectu als-American Culture in the Age of A ademc." In 19 9, the Na ti onal Institute of Health and the Alcohol, Companies often invest their mo ney in constru ti o n of Drug Abu e and Menta l Health Administrati on proposed , ne11 re ca r h facilities on ca mpu es - inve tm nts th at ca n guide lines to prevent connicts of int rest in techno logy pa) dividendswh e n they come calling for future proj ects research. ~ based on their relationships with the schools. The IH guide lines wo uld have required faculty to For exa mple, Eastman Kodak, General Foods and nion dis lose their investments as well as the fin ancial interests of C. trbide he lped establish a biotechno logy in stitu te at their spouses and children to unive r ity administrators. The Co rne ll . in 19 3. And Was hing LOn . in t. Louis has po li cy also wo uld have prohibited faculty from having an '> igned a 12- ear contract with the Mo n anto chemical interest in any company whose products they we re te ting. corporati on worth about 100 million. And thi s is onl the The proposals we re met with rn a s disapproval from both tip of the corporate-funding iceberg. th e Departme nt of Health and Human Services and the The compani es, however, say this is nothing more than scie ntific community. Ma ny universities claimed the the realit y o f the mo d e rn ma rri age o f acad e mi a a nd regula ti ons would be counterproductive to their research, indu uy and three months later they we re withdrawn . The in ti tute PAtCHING WEI, THE CAUFORNIA AGGIE. U. OF CAUFOR NIA, DAVIS "The re ·ea rch universitie arc a tremendou. resource for currently i, revising there trictions. sc icmific discovery, and whatthi funding do . is marry the Some now think the regulations should be reinstated. As di.,covery capability to a way to market and commerciali ze "Who are the professors working for, Jacoby said, if government offi cials have to fill out fin ancial th mc find ings," said Gal)' Barton, science communica tjon the universtty or the company?" disclosure form , unive rsity faculty shoulrl , too. dit cnor at Monsa nt o. "We can help the univc rsiti e get the "If o meone is do in g medical research and is a maj o r benefit ou t imo society." - Russell Jacoby stockho lder, it's some thing we wa nt to kn ow," he sa id. "Why, at tl1is point, should we Lrust them? Why not set it out Corporate Conflict in print?" But many in today' research cnvironm nt fear corporate of Washington. But rather than wa it for nati onal guidelines, unive rsities funding ca n lead to connicts of imere t. In some cases, it But legal olfense aren't the only concern in the corporate nati onwide are responding by poli cing their own professors. alrcadv has. In 1988-89 it was revealed that resear hers at research ga me. Some fear that professors may botch, stall or Harvard, for example, require prior approval for fa culty rariuus universities reviewing TPA , a heart attack drug, also alter re earch to further their ow n financial or busines members who want to make clinical referrals to bu ine ses 11erc '>toc kh o lde rs in Ge ne ntech , Jnc. th e compa ny agendas. Re earch vital to tackling disease, saving the where they or their families have interests. J ohns Hopkins U. manul~t c twi n g it. nvironment or growing better crops could be j eopardized. requires faculty to report all written agreements involving E .\lso . whe n the Allie d Che mical Co mpan y funde d "It becomes a ve l)' incestuous kind of situa6on if there's a privately ponsored re earch. Massachusetts In titute of ed re~ea rch for plant geneucist Ray Valentine at the U. of fai lure to carry out the academi c responsibilities in an open Technology, Carnegie Mellon U. and Cornell also include y 6. Cal ifo rn ia, Davis, they didn' t know his tudy of nitrogen­ e nvironment," said orma n Scoll, vice preside nt of substantial conflict of interest sections in their faculty g. fixation would leave campus. Later it was discove red the research at Cornell. handbooks. g, Calgene, a company Valentine founded , was a econd site But Stanley Wright, director of corporate contributions Sheila Slaughter, U. of Arizona professor and author of fo r the re earch. for East.'llan Kodak, said such fears are incidental compared "The Higher Learning and High Technology" sa id ic, ). Problems stemming from double allegiances range from to the benefits of corporate-sponsored research. regulations such as these are a step in the right direction. criminal involvemem to educational deterioration. "What we 're investing in is access to technology; we're But, Slaughter added , they' re small steps compared to the "When you manipulate the scientifi c information or actually having them help us," Wright said. scope of the issue. decide to buy or sell stock based on informauon only you Although the potential for conflict exists when "All the professions have guidelines; medicine does, law know- that puts you on the wrong side of the law," aid Bob corporations spend millions, Cornell's Scott said the does. They' re hallmarks of a profession," Slaughter said. Roseth, director of the office of news and inf01ma6on at U. research is critical to the advancement of technology. "But we're notoriously bad at policing ourselves. "

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