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SCHOOL MUSICAL- For the winter season, Neshaminy students, with director Jason Leigh, put on “The Drowsy Chaperone”, which is a 1920s period piece. It is a musical comedy about prohibition, and features a play within a play plot line: a Man in a Chair begins to listen to a video recording and is transported into the show on it and begins to hear the characters’ actions and conversations up front. Here Allison Wiatrowski (left) and Morgan Mc- Cormick (right) enact Janet Van De Graaf and The Drowsy Chaperone respectively. SEE STUDENT LIFE 3 Photo/ Emily Fithian Elementary school receives education grant said that the club’s goal is to donate By Grace Marion Service Club plan to maintain the garden this service to feed their children…fresh Graphics Editor over the summer by volunteering over over 2000 lbs of fresh produce to the produce is a treasure and treat for these the vacation with their families. The first pantry.“Seventy-five families rely on needy families,” she said. Albert Schweitzer Elementary School plantings to be put towards donation could has been awarded the Lowe’s Toolbox come as early as March, seeing as the for Education Grant of $2825 .The grant school already has a greenhouse obtained will be used by the school’s Community through a previous Lowe’s Toolbox for Service Club to add raised vegetable beds Education grant, which was awarded in to the school’s courtyard, which will be 2011. used to maintain a vegetable garden this Albert Schweitzer Elementary school’s spring. Community Service Club was established Produce from the garden will be in 2012 and has aided organizations donated to the Penndel Food Pantry. such as The Children’s Hospital of “During the spring and summer, we Philadelphia, St. Mary’s Hospital, and receive food from ‘Rolling Harvest’… the Knights of Columbus. The advisors Other than those prime months, we do not of the club include teachers Joellen Exner receive any produce,” said Kristen Studer and Jen Hanley, along with guidance THE COMMUNITY SERVICE CLUB- Albert Schweitzer was awarded Lowe’s Penndel Food Pantry Coordinator. counselor Mary Ellen Pulak. Toolbox for Education Grant to increase produce output from the school’s Students of the school’s Community Exner, who filed the grant application, courtyard soon to be vegetable garden. Photo/Neshaminy School Distirct 2 The Playwickian News February 13, 2015 Seniors commit to colleges eshaminy Happenings -Two Neshaminy teachers have been nominated for the third annual Bucks County Teacher of the Year award. The contest is sponsored by Bucks County Intermediate Unit #22, which serves the district. The first round of voting is an online contest and Herbert Hoover Elementary School first-grade teacher Laura Krantz and Oliver Heckman Elementary School third-grade teacher Beth McGinty are both in the running. The winner will be announced in March.

-The 2013-2014 Playwickian editors and staff writers recieved the Columbia Scholastic Press Association’s Gold Medal Certificate of Excellence for High School Journalism, reviewing both the print and website version of the paper in the hybrid critique. The CSPA judges stated, “Wonderful diversity in topics covered throughout each issue; outstanding coverage that is audience relevant. It is obvious how much hard work and time are devoted to the multiple elements of both the print and digital editions of The Playwickian. The CSPA has evaluated The Playwickian for the past 38 years, and the publication has received a Gold Medal for 26 of those years.

-A group of Photo/Diana Maher Neshaminy High On Feb. 4, a group of seniors who excel at both academics and athletics were School students recognized my Tom Magdelinskas at a Senior Signing Ceremony, in which the honorees attended an signed a certificate, committng to their university of choice.Throughout the school year, International college officials recruit the atheletes. College Fair The various coaches were also present in order to accompany their star players for English in this milestone. “We would like to thank our coaches for their guidance, instruction and Language Learners a t motivation over the years. Neshaminy is fortunate enough to attract good athletes and Montgomery develop young adults,” Magdelinskas said. County L-R Third Row: David Marrington (Track and Field)- Pennsylvania State, Community Kyle Skeels (Baseball)- Coastal Carolina, Matt Magdelinskas (Football)- West Chester College recently University, Kenny Hermann (Soccer)- Bloomsburg University, Boniface Stevens (Football)- with NHS ESL Indiana University of Pennsylvania; Second Row, D’Andre Pollard (Football)- Villanova, teacher Michael Brown. Over 30 colleges and universities attended Cheyenne Oswald (Track and Field)- Bowling Green University, Joanne Mamie (Lacrosse) the event. The students listened to guest speakers, and learned - Holy Family ;First Row, Sam Offenback (Softball)- Long Island University,Katelyn McCoy about college opportunities and the application process for English (Soccer) Temple University, Nicole Wild (Softball)- Rhode Island, Francesca Donato (Soc- Language Learners. Photos/Neshaminy School District cer)- Saint Joseph’s University. After 54 years, Americans can travel to Cuba By Solomiya Syvyk authority, President Obama has relaxed and Caribbean News Editor U.S. restrictions on travel and business States in Costa as Cuba agreed to liberate 53 political Rica, where, After 54 years of isolation, the United prisoners. according to States and Cuba announced in December Despite the historic thaw, differences Eyder Peralta that they had intentions of restoring between the countries remain as obstacles from NPR, diplomatic relations. Ties between the on the negotiation table; primarily the “President Raúl countries were broken in 1961, one year matter of human rights in Cuba, with its Castro said a after President Dwight D. Eisenhower practice of apprehending citizens who rapprochement placed the first embargo on the communist speak out against the government. with its northern island nation. Agreeing to disagree for the time neighbor would The most recent talks began on being, Randal C. Archibold from the not make sense Wednesday, Jan. 21 in Cuba’s capital of New York Times wrote, “Later both without three Havana with the main focus being the sides discussed topics beyond diplomatic conditions: 1. reestablishment of embassies. relations, including law enforcement, The lifting of the For five decades, each nation merely telecommunications, the coordination U.S. embargo acknowledged one another’s diplomatic of responses to oil spills, and Ebola, but on Cuba. 2. outposts known as interest sections which neither side offered details or said any The return of serve the same purpose as embassies, but accords had been reached.” the U.S. base the working diplomats are rather limited The following Wed. Jan. 28, Cuba’s at Guantánamo in comparison. president attended and spoke at the summit Bay3. Meanwhile, using his executive of the Community of Latin American Compensation for “human and economic damage” the Congress. Cuban people have suffered.” While the United States pushes to On Thursday, the White House said it restore its embassy, Cuba is reluctant, does not anticipate to return Guantánamo with the demand that it first be removed Bay, a sliver of land in the southeast corner from the U.S. list of state sponsors of of the island which holds a strategic U.S. terrorism. But, this process may take, at naval base and military prison. least, another 4 months and the aim is to That same day, a bipartisan group of restore diplomatic ties before April, when senators introduced a Cuba Travel Bill President Obama is scheduled to attend a which aims for a permanent clearing of regional summit in Panama to meet Cuban all American travel restrictions to Cuba. leader Raul Castro. The current economic embargo may The second round of talks between only be lifted with congressional approval; the countries’ diplomats is to take place the probability of this occurrence is in Washington in early March. controversial with the unlikelihood stemming from the Republican-controlled February 13, 2015 The Playwickian Student Life 3 Formula for success: Calculus teacher derives happiness from math

By Reed Hennessy University, Palkovics is certainly qualified amicable teacher at Editor-in-Chief for his position. Neshaminy he is well- Not only is Palkovics qualified for liked nonetheless. “I Walking through downstairs F-hall his position, but he excels at it. “He’s learn a lot in his class, there are many classrooms, all similar probably one of the best teachers I have but he has the driest filled with students listening to teachers ever had, he is my role model,” senior and sense of humor and talk about derivatives, differentiation and student of Palkovics Cole Housel said. personality I have ever linear functions. But in this otherwise Palkovics has also earned a reputation as seen, it’s hard to know monotonous there lies a diamond in the one of the most astute and quick-witted when he’s serious,” rough, a shining star in the black night teachers at Neshaminy. “He’s just a quote senior Emily Hamilton sky, the one and only Michael Palkovics. machine,” Housel said. said. “It is a great feeling to have a Outside of school Palkovics enjoys Regardless of his BELOVED - Math teacher Michael Palkovics is beloved positive impact on a young person’s life,” listening to sports radio, golfing and personality Palkovics by students throughout Neshaminy for his ability to Neshaminy math teacher Palkovics said. spending time with family and friends. shows his love for his connect to his students while at the same timeteach- Originally an industrial engineer for Although originally from Bensalem, students through his ing a valuable lesson. Photo/Reed Hennessy 11 years, Michael Palkovics has been attending Council Rock High School teaching and dedication teaching at Neshaminy High School for before there was a Council Rock North to his craft. Teaching nine years. Earning his bachelor’s degree and South, Palkovics moved to the algebra 2, AP calculus, from Penn State University in industrial Chicago suburban area at a young age. honors calculus and college prep calculus Palkovics’s schedule is a full one. Teaching engineering from and master’s degree Although to some, and they are is his life’s goal, he loves his students, co-workers and school so much that teaching in mathematics education from Widener few, Palkovics may not be the most takes up most of his time, but he wouldn’t have it any other way. Neshaminy travels to 1920s in ‘The Drowsy Chaperone’ shimmer and shine, whilst also bringing it By Makenzie Mason and to the potential it reached when it opened. Gillian McGoldrick “I think the music department and the Circulation Editor and drama department. It’s a real shared pride Editor-in-Chief among everyone that we’re able to do things like this at the high school,” Leigh A fantasy of 1920s glamour and said. classic comedic banters rolled into the The purpose of the show can be Theodore Kloos Auditorium Feb. 4-7. taken in many ways, but Man in Chair “The Drowsey Chaperone,” a musical character Filiano found meaning in the within a comedy, is a tribute to the playful show from the rawness of the script. American musicals of the Jazz age. “It’s about theater, but it’s a show that The show takes place in a shabby everyone can enjoy. The show has been apartment belonging to the vaguely named so much fun, and Mr. Leigh has such a “Man in Chair” character—a mousy passion for the show and that’s a really Broadway trivia savant—portrayed by lovely thing because he’s such a fan of the Forrest Filiano and Patrick Singer. He show himself and he really knew what he plays a record of the musical The Drowsy wanted,” Filiano said. Chaperone and imagines that the show is Leading up to the show, inclement taking place in his living room. weather led students to miss crucial Senior Allie Wiatrowski and junior practices. “The last two weeks are the Rebecca Allen played Janet Van de MUSICAL - Seniors Allie Wiatrowski and Chris Periguini, portray 1920’s most critical weeks,” Leigh said. Students lost a dress rehearsal and a Graaff, a gleaming Hollywood starlet glamor in “The Drowsy Chaperone.” Photo/Emily Fithian who is getting married to Robert Martin, few after-school practices within these played by senior Chris Periguini and last two weeks, but the students pulled sophomore Chad Wiatrowski. Hilarity Chaperone was played by senior Morgan wife and I go to the theater a lot and we through and still delivered a great show. ensues, bringing out the most colorful McCormick and junior Hannah Lieb. saw this show in 2006 and it for the two “The kids always surprise me with how characters: Aldolpho (seniors Joe Lisowski “The Drowsy Chaperone was of us, it was exciting,” Leigh said. resourceful they are,” Leigh said. and Rob Clark), Kitty (sophomores Emma probably the funniest and most outrageous “As a director, you have to be amused “It’s one of the most unique musicals Saloky and Jessica Plunket), Underling part I’ve yet to play. The purpose of the by the material yourself. You’re gonna be I’ve ever seen,” Filiano said. “There’s (sophomores Billy Kraft and Trevor Tu). role is to try to upstage all of the main living with it for months. So there was no other show like it I mean like it’s part The title character, the Drowsy characters even though the she really has too many shows, you know like pick homage to old musical theater, it’s part Chaperone, has one job throughout the no importance in the plot. I loved being your favorite son or child. [“The Drowsy parody. It’s just a really loving show and musical: keep Janet away from Robert on able to let loose on the stage,” Lieb said. Chaperone”] was such an amusing show the people who wrote it really thought their wedding day. But she is “drowsy” Since October, the show has been cast and I knew that it would be challenging everything out. This show has touched and can’t seem to give a lick of advice to and the leading roles have been working for our kids and I knew it would keep me my heart in more ways than any other.” Janet as she debates if Robert loves her with director and music teacher, Jason alert and challenged as well,” Leigh said. With many puns and quick one-line and if she should give up the spotlight Leigh. This was Leigh’s first production This musical came not alone from jokes, “The Drowsy Chaperone” was a for a man she has just met. The Drowsy at Neshaminy as a director and he had a Leigh, but teachers throughout the C-hall musical for everyone. personal connection to the show. “My area worked on this show to make it 4 The Playwickian Editorial February 13, 2015

The Playwickian 2001 Old Lincoln Highway Langhorne, PA 19047 We are not Charlie, but we support them (215) 809-6670 Editor in Chief The details are harrowing: two only supporting Charlie Hebdo, they are offensive content is relegated to its own Reed Hennessy and gunmen stormed the Paris agency of the Charlie Hebdo. Because Charlie Hebdo unique place on the spectrum of speech. Gillian McGoldrick satirical newspaper “Charlie Hebdo,” did do something which by societal If this speech were to be limited, the and opened fire in a board meeting Managing Editor standards was morally wrong, it simply spectrum of free speech would shrink, and Jackson Haines before killing a police offi cer outside seems like a strange stance to take. potentially do so even more. As Thomas of the complex. Why was this done? But in recognizing the inherent oddities Jefferson said, free speech cannot “be Business/Promotions Editor The attack being an act of terrorism, in this stance, it appears that one is not limited without being lost.” Stephanie Harvey the magazine had published cartoons showing support or solidarity with Charlie It seems wrong to say “Je suis Charlie”; of the Islamic prophet Arts & Entertainment it seems wrong to say “Je ne suis Muhammad. pas Charlie.” Monica Dinh and Such imagery is strictly Brendan McGoldrick In that light, it’s best to note there forbidden by the faith, and is a difference between having the Literary Editor considered offensive by right to say something and saying Becca Choi most of its followers. In the right thing. Yet as the police that light, the aftermath of officer who died outside of the News Editors the attack provides for a office--a Muslim who by faith Eishna Ranganathan and tricky situation. Many have Miya Syvyk disagreed with the publication, but adopted the French phrase died as their defender-- reminds Op-Ed Editors “Je suis Charlie”—meaning us, there is a beautiful quote on Madison Buffardi and “I am Charlie”— a means this subject. Often quoted, it was Brynn MacDougall of showing solidarity not said by the English writer Evelyn only with the deceased Beatrice Hall: “I may not agree Features Editors cartoonists, but for free with what you are saying, but I Gauri Mangala and speech as a whole. 1 Ashley Reiss FRENCH CITIZENS -- take to the streets to show thier would die for your right to say it.” That is where the support for Charlie Hebdo after the attack. We may not be Charlie Hebdo, dilemma presents itself. The Sports Editors Photo/ Olivier Douliery/Abaca Press/TNS we may not agree with Charlie Alli Kaufman and speech that the magazine Hebdo, but, for the preservation Natalie Pietrowski published was inarguably of a freer society, we stand with offensive to an entire faith. Hebdo, which is not the case. It’s not that Charlie Hebdo. Student Life Editors Under normal circumstances, most Tim Cho and we want to say “Je ne suis pas Charlie” people— most Americans at least— 1 Jessica McClelland (“I am not Charlie”), and refuse to show This quote is frequently misattributed would be reluctant to say “Je suis solidarity with the victims. Charlie Hebdo to the French writer and philosopher Photography Editor Charlie”. We’re willing to bet that had the right of both French and Natural Voltaire. Emily Fithian most people would distance themselves Law to do what they did. Offensive speech from the magazine and cast it off as a should not appear in mainstream media, The unsigned editorial represents Graphics Editor fringe publication if they had known the majority view of the Editorial Grace Marion and most media organizations have an about it before the attack. Now, under ethical obligation to separate themselves Board. Web Editor special circumstances, millions are not from that type of content, which is why Tim Cho Art Editor Becca Choi American Sniper promotes racism

Archivist By Maddy Buffardi and enemy sniper Mufasta who has killed a completely fabricated. Kyle DiFrank and Nicholas Hoffman Brynn MacDougall large amount of American soldiers. Mufasta -- a sniper fi ghting against Op-Ed Editors In his memoir Kyle states that he had the US -- plays a large role in the fi lm Circulation Editors “fun” killing people and regrets he didn’t but, in real life, Kyle only had one or Makenzie Mason and Released on Jan. 16, “American kill more people (his total number of kills two minor encounters with Mufasta. By Molly McIntyre Sniper” is a movie about Navy SEAL was 400). making Mufsta the clear antagonist of the Chris Kyle’s time in Iraq, based off of his The defense for such a narrow fi lm thereby creating a very cut and dry, Offi ce Manager memoir of the same title. The controversy interpretation of Kyle’s service is that good and evil, depiction of war. Rachita Singh surrounding the movie stems from Kyle’s there would not be enough time to develop By exaggerating Mufasta’s role, and Copy Editors attitude towards his actions in Iraq and his such a intricate plot. making a very black and white confl ict, Nic Hoffman and victims. Additionally, the movie takes several Kyle is painted as a hero. But the truth of Anthony Murray The fi lm follows Kyle’s time in Iraq liberties in its portrayal of the events in the matter is war is not so black and white. in which he served as a sniper. The main Iraq. The scene where Kyle kills the man Another artistic interpretation taken Staff Writers focus of the movie is a manhunt for an his girlfriend is cheating on him with was by the fi lm was that there was a bounty Melissa Ackerman, Daniel Bodine, placed on Kyle in particular. In reality the Shawna Bratton, Austin Bucci, Nina bounty was for the death of any sniper Caruso, Tom Collins, Diana Cristancho, working for or with the American troops. Kyle DiFrank, Sierra Fiorentino, Emily Closer look at U.S. wealth gap Hamilton, Lauren Helms, Catherine Though Kyle was in fact the “best” Hilliard, Sloane Horton, Mark By Monica Dinh speech on Jan. 20, Obama boasted about sniper of his time, he was not as much of Hullings, Sarah Kelly, Leanne Khov, Entertainment Editor the health of the economy declaring that a celebrity as he is made out to be in the Jessie Kozicki, Grace Marion, Lily America had indeed recovered after one fi lm. The war was not about Chris Kyle. McCollum, Alexandria, Mendoza, According to Oxfam, an international Presumably after seeing the fi lm, John Konstantin Myasoyedov, Dasha of the country’s worst recessions back confederation of 17 organizations in 2008. McCain’s official twitter tweeted that Nikolaenko, Brianna Rayner, Madison Kyle was a “noble American warrior”. Rodak, Lindsey Rush, Drew Scallorn, fi nding solutions to poverty around the “Will we accept an economy where Haley Sherman, Namish Siddiqui, world, the rich have made signifi cant only a few of us do spectacularly well? Or This tweet was, for the most part, harmless Publication policy: gains on the wealth spectrum - it turns will we commit ourselves to an economy but following the fi lm’s opening week The following is an excerpt from Policy 600 which the Playwickian out that the rich really are getting richer. the hashtag “#KillAllMuslims” began staff must follow. The excerpt is not representative of Policy 600 in that generates rising income and chances its entirety.The Playwickian has been directed to publish this excerpt A recent Oxfam report noted that by trending. Some Muslims have voiced of the Policy in its masthead. The staff feels this section of the policy for everyone who makes the effort,” is also important to be featured in the masthead: “It is the intent of the next year, the richest one percent in the Obama said. concerns about attending theaters while Board of School Directors of the School District that School District American Sniper is playing, for fear of publications be considered government speech for purposes of the First world will accumulate as much wealth While on the topic, Obama also Amendment and to the extent permitted by the First Amendment.” as the other 99 percent of the world. shared plans to close tax loopholes on becoming a victim to a hate crime. The problem with film is that it Playwickian Policy: The policy of the Playwickian which shall be In a report released on Jan. 19, Oxfam large inheritances and raise capital gains published as part of the masthead of the newspaper shall be as follows: portrays Kyle as a hero. There is no room “Policy. Subject to applicable law and the terms, conditions and stated, “The richest one percent have taxes on the richest percentage of earners. limitations set forth in Policy 600 of the Board of School Directors for interpretation. Considering that a of the Neshaminy School District and this policy statement, it is the seen their share of global wealth increase Taxing the rich may seem like an policy of School District that student journalists shall have the right to majority of the viewers have not read his determine the content of the Playwickian. Except for advertisements, from 44 percent in 2009 to 48 percent appealing idea to most Americans, but in all content shall be prepared by students, subject to editing by others. in 2015.” At such a rate, by next year memoir it is easy to miss the arguably Students: (a) strive to produce media based upon professional reality evidence from the Congressional standards of accuracy, objectivity and fairness; (b) review material the wealthiest will own more than 50 sick joy Kyle claims to have gotten from to improve sentence structure, grammar, spelling and punctuation; (c) Research Service shows that tax cuts can check and verify all facts and verify the accuracy of all quotations; percent. killing hundreds of men, women, and and (d) in the case of editorials or letters to the editor concerning hinder economic growth and increase controversial issues, determine the need for rebuttal comments and Questions arise pertaining as to children whom he commonly refers to as opinions and provide space therefore if appropriate. As examples, and economic inequality. not limitations on the proper authority of school offi cials, the following whose fault caused the wealth gap, “savages.” Voicing any opinion that is less types of expression will not be approved for publication: (a) material The spread of income inequality and that is obscene; (b) the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, which leads to questions of who should wealth inequality are directly connected. that loving toward this fi lm will more than artistic, political, or scientifi c value; (c) indecent or vulgar language likely get you pegged as ungrateful and is not obscene; (d) material that violates the legal or constitutional pick up the pieces and fi x it? The rich are able to actually save money rights of others; (e) material that will cause a material and substantial unpatriotic, but you can love your country disruption of school activities; and (f) any other material that the school Oxfam’s executive director said, “It’s while also living a stable fi nancial life. authorities reasonably believe should be prohibited. while also feeling uncomfortable about Within the terms, conditions and limitations of Policy 600 and this time our leaders took on the powerful In opposition, those in middle-class and policy statement, students are free to express opinions. Specifi cally, the slaughter of human beings, “American a student may criticize school policy or the performance of teachers, vested interests that stand in the way of lower class categories either make just administrators, school offi cials and other school employees. Sniper” is propaganda which perpetuates The viewpoints expressed by anyone in this paper shall not be deemed a fairer and more prosperous world.” enough money or not enough so they are to be the viewpoints of the School District, any offi cial or employee of islamophobia and glorifi es war. the School District, or any student other than the student or students Recently, at the State of the Union always burdened by debt. who expressed the viewpoint. February 13, 2015 Opinion The Playwickian 5 Adopting foreign culture as fashion is not trendy

By Maddy Buffardi South Bronx in 1973 by Jamaican-born with blatant disregard for the origination Op-Ed Editor Kool DJ Herc. While at a Halloween of the style, it’s offensive. party, Herc used a brand new technique The cornrows were not Perry’s fi rst Cultural with a turntable to extend a song’s drum offense, in fact at the American Music appropriation break by playing the break portion of two Awards, in Nov. 2013, she performed her has and is identical records consecutively. This was single “Unconditionally” as a geisha in a still going then popularized and used more often. kimono and a powdered face. Celebrities on in today’s Furthermore, rap music developed have been appropriating cultures society. In from hip-hop music. Rap started as rhymes that are not their own for a very order to spoken over hip-hop music beginning as a long time. Madonna received commentary on the ability, or skills, criticism for sporting a bindi – of a particular DJ while that a decorative mark worn in the DJ was playing records. middle of the forehead by Indian White rappers and hip- women – as a mere fashion hop artists should be statement. In 2013, at the MTV aware of the origins of Movie Awards, Selena Gomez their genre. This is not performed her single “Come to say that white people and Get It” in Indian-themed shouldn’t take part in the garb, wearing a bindi on her genre but more so that forehead. they should not pick up an The list goes on accent in order to be a part and on, and it can’t of said genre. be ignored that Another starlet who’s been cultural appropriation combat this stealing from cultures in an attempt to be is alive and well at issue, it’s trendy and relevant is Katy Perry. Perry, Neshaminy High School. For a moment important and her boyfriend, Horst Christian Simco ignoring the racist nature of our mascot, to first – better known as Riff Raff, blatantly and focusing more on the depictions of understand appropriated back culture in their music said mascot – fi rstly it’s important to note what cultural video (not to mention the song itself) for that Native Americans in the area did not appropriation ‘This is How We Do’ remix. Both Perry a culture wear headdresses, but you cannot walk is, and then and Riff Raff have their hair in cornrows, that don’t belong to you are, fi rst, to cite four feet in Neshaminy without seeing what’s wrong Perry with her baby hairs oiled down – a your sources -- credit the culture you’re one. with it. The defi nition of appropriation is; very recognizable way black women style appropriating. Even worse is the attire students the action of taking something for one’s their hair. Also, understand the culture you’re choose to wear at sporting events – own use, typically without the owner’s Black women’s hairstyles are not appropriating, know the roots of the headdresses, face paint, and some girls permission. meant to be cool or trendy. Hairstyles attire, understand the reasons behind the have even gone so far as to wear entire Rapper, Iggly Azalea has come are an integral part of black culture. tendencies, and so on. Most importantly, “Native American” costumes. We are under fire recently for her consistent Cornrows originated in Africa and the understand that stereotypes are not trendy. participating in a cartoon- like depiction appropriation of black culture. Azalea Caribbean and were worn by both men It has to be apparent that cultures are not of a culture as if they are caricatures and is from Australia, and naturally has and women. It’s no secret that a black something to try on like costumes when not humans with a history. an Australian accent, though when individual’s hair and a white individual’s you want to be edgy or different, it’s This is not to say no one should ever she’s interviewed or performing she hair are different. Black hairstyles -- insulting. take aspects from other cultures and use has adopted an extremely stereotypical like cornrows, dreadlocks, and oiling them if it is by way of appreciating them. southern “black” accent. down baby hair -- commonly started as But, in order to appreciate something, you Photo illustrations/ rebloggy.com, MCTCam- Hip-hop music is a part of black a functional way to manage their hair must be educated on it. Some things to pus,.com, pintrest.com culture. Hip-hop is generally considered and not as of a fashion statement. When remember if you choose to adopt parts of to have been pioneered in New York’s adopted as a statement by white people, Suessegger: the right choice for school board

By Reed Hennessy Editor-In-Chief Sister of America program, the Hamilton graders to the middle school, keep as Ultimately Neshaminy’s leadership Doug Suessegger, who is currently Township Patriotic Committee, working many services as possible “in-house” needs to change and Suessegger has the running for one of two open seats in the with and participating in Boys State, the and to halt the construction of a new experience and tenacity to bring about 2nd Region for Neshaminy’s School American Legion, Governor’s School, elementary school at Tawanka and the real change with tangible results. If Board of Directors, has worked and Rotary Club, Key Club, and DeMolay. closing of three, neighborhood elementary elected, especially alongside Murdock, been involved in government and public Currently, working as an account schools. Rather, Suessegger would erect a Buffardi and Lowry, transparency, reason policy for most of his professional career. manager at W.W. Grainger and a true “Citizen’s Taskforce for Neshaminy,” and civility will come to the Neshaminy Suessegger, born and raised in Hamilton, scholarship reader for the Gates consisting of educators, administrators, School Board. New Jersey, moved to Middletown Foundation Suessegger is certainly more students, and community members Township in 2008 and is currently living than qualified to be a member of the who are not under in the Juniper Hill section of Levittown Neshaminy School Board. His election the instruction of with his wife Jena Champion-Suessegger. along with the election of Paul Murdock the District to During his earliest days as a young (Region 2), Steve Buffardi (Region 1), and independently college student, Suessegger’s life has Karen Lowry (Region 1), could mark the evaluate the been marked with accomplishments. beginning of a much more enlightened era validity of the Graduating from Drew University, in the history of the Neshaminy School data presented to Suessegger received his Bachelor’s District. and by the school degree in 2006 on a full scholarship from Suessegger’s background will bring board regarding the Bill Gates Foundation earning him a new, fresh, and much more cooperative classroom the accolade of “Bill Gates Millennium attitude to the school district which is utilization, Scholar”, which was presented at a private clearly stated in his platform. “Make transportation luncheon with Gates himself in New York Neshaminy a place where teachers and costs, building City. support staff want to work again by renovation costs Suessegger would go on to work in the breaking down the boundaries of incivility and propose public sector, starting by working for his and fear and soliciting the input of those an exhaustive hometown Mayor and would eventually who know more than anyone how to recommendation become his Chief of Staff. Suessegger has educate our children - the teachers and that will account also worked for a Governor of New Jersey, support staff.” for both the a member of US Congress, members In addition and more specifically, quantifiable and CANDIDATES FOR SCHOOL BOARD -- Doug Suesseger, of the State Assembly, and various Suessegger would also like to ensure unquantifiable Paul Murdock, and Steven Buffardi discuss ambitions for community leaders. Suessegger has that renovations and new construction impacts of district. Photo/Maddy Buffardi also worked for many community based are conducted in an environmentally any kind of programs and organizations including conscious fashion, reverse the school consolidation. but not limited to the Big Brother, Big boards rash decision to move the 5th 6 The Playwickian Features February 13, 2015 February 13, 2015 The Playwickian Features 7

Joe, Cora! I love you! Thanks for as the sun says goodnight and the man on our time in Wildwood was amazing. being my constant. 2nd period makes my heart sing. the moon; he's dancing to our song as the -The lifeguard Okay, big question: Cora, will –Mrs C. owls sing along and we write our story to you— the sound of the music. Lindsay, Dear Public Speaking, sorry, I forgot something… Sammi Covell, you could I love our weird family. 3rd period makes my soul shimmer -Scott never be ice cream because Love, your cool aunt. –Mrs. C. you're hot,…and a person. 1st Period: You’re my favorite. I would like to profess my love to Gina Tracy. -Ms. Drake Emily, She’s the coolest person ever. I’m a wolf, a wolf. Saranghaeye. I’m a wolf My dearest Tim Cho, Open the door, get on the floor, everyone Mr. Palkovics, we are not and you’re a beauty. Emi, No matter what time passes you’ll always be a walk the dinosaur. chickens. –Kai you're perfect. fetus. –Japtain Cack, 2015 Valentine’s Day -Bob Love, respect, kindness everywhere. Dance Team, Dear Playwickian, Mom, thanks for being great I feel so cuddly on this day. You rock :) do you guys ever get tired of winning awards I don't want to miss a thing Tiff Tara, -6th Period AEAP Love times day –Mrs. Bauerle and getting recognized on TV? -Scott we love you, thanks for everything. – Keira -your senior Playwickians (your children) Emily, I love Mabel more than you. Dear Michelle Obama, Chris, I would love to kiss you. Daugust Daugust Daugust Daugust Daugust you're very pretty, but stay away from my -Rae Music Daugust Daugust Daugust Daugust Daugust Dear Maxene, you're pretty cool. trans fats! 5th Period: You’re my favorite. Daugust Daugust Daugust Daugust Daugust Sweet and strong To my love Mr. Palkovics, -Ms. Drake Lovely and nice D.T. Huber, your math skills remind me of mints, and Music is a story of someone’s life Thank you for all that you do. you’re the best school mom ever. We appreciate baby giraffes. -Keira Harper Lee makes an epic comeback Alex was here. S.D. you more than anything. and I can’t wait to read! Love, your Playwickian children Follow @Billybreak14 on instagram and Mark Hullings, Air is wind in the sky Dear Jasmine Seals, snapchat. We love you Billy-boo! Dearest Wi-Fi, Prom? Air. A nice breeze that is warm and a breeze You make my heart race and you are Dear DiCicco, I would differentiate everyday if I knew I Please come back. I miss you. -Gillian that is cold too perfection. do you remember the time you wrote me a could take you out to a seafood dinner. -Josh It is our life Love, Mystery mean love line? I do. I do… -Your favorite pupil 3rd period Biology is my favorite! 1st period -Keira Kelly Sauer, stinks! Ha Ha! Fran, Kyle DiFrank, Julia's my real bae. -Mrs. Royds Stars I miss you I love the way you sweat when swooshing -Tim Night go away -Rich those 3-pointers. G202, Stars go away Mr. Palkovics, thanks for being home and the only cool part Sun shine up 6th period makes my feet dance Mrs. Marozsan is the best…ever. CJ should come to my house, our dogs can have of this school. Brighter than the day –Mrs. C. –SPWP a play date. -Keira -Love, Maddy Nick Foster: get a haircut. Reed Hennessy, Amber Wrotto, Hey, all you love birds out there. Submit your Summer you are one hunk of a man. <3 Will you be the Juliet to my Romeo? creative writing to Howler. Burning sun -Anonymous -Love, Anonymous More hot Ant than Interact Club 4th period makes my eyes shine. Maddie and Emi, <3 Bug members: –Mrs. C. we're going out of business. Thank With love, B&N Steak, ribs, and chicken galore. you for Scott, ever since formal I These are all things that you adore. letting haven’t closed my eyes, Lindsey, Pork, ham, beef and jerky, m e cause I’d miss you babe and I know one thing, that I love you (not yet). Make yo’ heart go “what da ferky?!” I don’t wanna miss a thing. From Zach (Albarran) Meat juice oozes from your pores, Scott Egan, Dear Playwickian staff, My Olfactory nerve senses your musky are you a windowsill? Because you look thanks for being a fun, amazing, eclectic cast of allure. really nice. characters; you've made the past four years more Nary an image of gumdrops dance in your them memorable. head, Yerds, When you go to sleep you see porkchops bright the 2015 book is going Bri, instead. Summer leaves are to be the best one I know you want a piece of this. green Neshaminy –Davey Crocket When times are tough Summer, shine bright has ever and you feel shaken, -Keira seen! You are Let me apologize to begin with. Let me apologize You grab yourself a plate a work with easily the best staff for what I'm about to say. But trying to be genuine bacon. Ground hog day is here such a caring group ever! was harder than it seemed. And somehow I got If you lay yourself to bed, Around the corner of kids. caught up in between. Let me apologize to begin And your head is full of dread, spring -Drake Taylor Harris. JK. with. Let me apologize for what I'm about to sprung Puja, -Tim say. But trying to be someone else was harder And wonder what tomorrow will bring, Dear Mr. Capecci, With red, Banneralthough and Graphics/Grace you've Marion OJ, we've had a great year. than it seemed. And somehow I got caught up in I hope to God it’s chicken wings. pink flowers rejected me 19 times already, -Scott Pimble is funnier. between. –Keira my desire to go to Prom with Signed, Everyone -Lincoln Park Smart you will never subside. In my last Taylor Harris Prom? Awesome attempt, and in witness to all who read the -Tim Is your name "swiffer"? Because you sweep 7th Period: You’re my favorite. Really fun Jess, school newspaper I ask you: Will you go to Dearest Nature Boy, me off my feet. -Ms. Drake Amazing I’m sorry for not being there for you. Prom with me? You meme the world to me. Happy -Tim Cho -Tim Aungst Love always, Dana Looking for a date to take me to Chicken Maddie, Pram. Will come fully breaded. You bring PJ's a bum, I'm the one for you. Kool Scott, My classes, the marinara sauce. -Tb Enthusiastic the 'no dude' on your license plate helps me You rock! Lovely sleep at night. –Mrs. Bauerle Connor, 7th period makes my day complete – Mrs. C. Color Guard, Little I'll never forget that night at Chris's. You spin like no other! Happy Valentine’s Day! Your’s truly: JS Reed, -Emi Love, Jasmine <3 Hoffman you European Robin you, I enjoyed smelling your cheese. Reading Olympics: Thanks Dr. Conrad: Yooooooooooooo will you be my Valentine? -Anonymous Sam, I love you more ;) Love Haley <3 for entertaining me! Playwickian Staff: You’re awesome! Sincerely, – Liam Krimmel -Ms. Drake -Ms. Drake Teenagers Dear Michelle Obama, Ms. Q, prom? Nathan Hankinson, I want my bagels back! -Scott Are you Jewish? Cause you as your lucious hair flows through the wind, ISRAELI HOT! it reminds me of a warm glass of milk. Made Shawna and Reed, you rock!! D. 2nd Period: You’re my favorite. reservations for -Ms. Drake Dearest Kelsey W, Disclaimer* P.F. Changs, see you there. I love you like Gregor loves his family, you best be wearing flannel to prom. yet I have to hide my love, like All the ladies in the office want to say a special -Anonymous Love Lines are an opportunity for the Neshaminy community to express how the 4th Period: You’re my favorite. Hamlet covers up his love thank you to the best custodians in the district! -Ms. Drake for Ophelia, but I’ll love you Thanks for all you do for us! Happy Valentine’s Day!... Because love isn’t feel to someone or multiple someone’s on Valentine’s Day. As editors, we can edit no matter what like Phlcherra complicated enough as it is. and even remove any message that is indecent, offensive, insulting, etc. If this oc- Tim Cho is the love of my life. loves Raskolnikov. Prince Charming- but it's the stars forming -J.R. -J.R. perfect shapes and the clouds waving hello curs, your money will not be refunded. 8 The Playwickian Student Life February 13, 2015 What is the meaning of love ?

“Love is caring and doing anything for one another.” -Mason Jones and Taylor “Love is remaining faithful through Benton “Love is two friends that spend all their the years, sharing the best years of Photo/Jess McClelland time together.” -Brenna Doyle and Nick life together.”-Eric Alteire and Mad- O’Brien die Murrary Photo/Jess McClelland Photo/Timothy Cho Bird enthusiast, teacher expresses love for nature

By Nicholas Hoffman as he waters them. fateful Valentine’s eve, he has a lab period, Archivist and Copy Editor His logic follows that giving him double the stupid questions, talking to plants is but double the love. James Maloney, Neshaminy alumni, good, so singing must Normally James would have other birding extraordinaire, and world be better. He dances classes to teach, but today is an exception. traveler starts his day as any other AP around singing “All As he has allowed Valentine’s eve to Environmental Science teacher would, to About That Bass,” his be a day filled with fun, Maloney has the soothing ‘tea-kettle tea-kettle tea’ call favorite pop song, and challenged oes by filled with street-rule of the Carolina Wren. Enticing the bird to tending to the different basketball, all in good fun. Maloney, his finger with a pish, the man releases it organisms; first he however, takes this game more seriously once more outside, truly earning the title waters his plants, then than others, knowing Hennessy to be of Neshaminy’s Snow White. feeds the fish, and a notorious poacher of eggs. After the Entering his washroom, walls adorned finally feeds his pet marathon of play, Maloney emerges the by field guide images of the finest avian bird he keeps under victor, at a colossal score of 8 to 6. specimens, Maloney inspects his beard. the sink. After this Returning home, the lovable Maloney fun he drones through enjoys the company of a great horned Surely by spring it will be the size of a The AP Enviornmental teacher, James Maloney, searching for the love of proper nest for a painted bunting, the bird homeroom and first owl, dining on zebra steak while his avian his life through the shrubs of the Neshaminy. period before coming friend enjoys a rabbit that James himself connoisseur’s favorite. Photo/ Alli Kaufman The man finishes his morning of to his true favorite caught. Enjoying the company of the owl, things he loves by spraying his own a poultry classic, the chicken dance. class. Maloney watches a national geographic personal cologne, “beak in a bottle,” and Grooving to the beat, he enjoys the Second period APES: an experience program, causing the owl to fly away eating the daily apple from his special scenery outside - tree after tree with no unlike any other. Although filled with when big cats came on. tree - modified to grow all types of leaves. Although he enjoys identifying daunting questions of salmon and space- Crawling into his den, James Maloney apples. Whilst eating he enjoys pictures trees, he loves the greater challenge during water, Maloney values this class for its hibernates for another night only to restart of himself in Africa, his favorite of recent winter, when he can identify them only by sheer enthusiasm. No other class of his it all in the morning. trips. their bark. Using leaves is cheating in his loves both going outside in sub-freezing Rolling into the birdmobile, Maloney opinion. temperatures and graphing the diversity puts on his playlist, starting out with Maloney reaches school and nurtures of trees for hours on end to the extent his plants lovingly, singing to them that second period does. Luckily on this

Almost A flat white index card lacks the words it needs to feel whole. Craving the touch of a pencil or pen, it falls into obscurity at the bottom of a book bag, crumpled and torn, and for- gotten until it’s finally thrown away at the end of another throwaway year. by Tom Collins

What Women Want Sweaty palms pick up steel and rust powders baby pink hands. Cal- louses form slowly on the tops of her palms, and her auburn hair has split ends. She stopped wearing mascara and she replaced her stilettos with used steel toe boots—her black body contour with harsh denim. Chipped nail pol- ish from the last mani-pedi she would ever receive hangs precariously off her pinky. Her apartment is littered with Dorito bags she ate for 3 weeks. She sits Untitled alone while her college friends are married off one by one. Stars burn brightest before they die. “We’re oppressed. We can do whatever men can do—no, we can do it by Brie Diodata even better.” “Equality is what we want.” Submit your work to Mr. DiCicco in G209 or to Becca Equality she received. Choi at [email protected] for an opportunity to be published on Creative Corner or in Neshaminy’s by Austin Phillip award-winning literary magazine. February 13, 2015 The Playwickian Sports 9

Student athletes take unnecessary gym class

By Alli Kaufman amd an outlet for releasing stress, but these Natalie Pietrowski athletes are already learning these Sports Editors skills. Additionally, gym class can sometimes be an additional cause of Sports A typical student at Neshaminy stress for student athletes. “I don’t want High School slouches into homeroom to strain any other muscles in gym if at exactly 7:16 a.m. and dashes out of I’m already sore from Cross-Country” eighth period as soon as the bell rings at junior Allyson Smoluk explained. Schedules 2:14 p.m. The differences between these According to an article from “typical” students and student-athletes GoldPost.com, athletes tend to have Today begin (but certainly do not end) when the higher grade point averages than GYM-- Neshaminy students warm up for after-school hours strike. non-athletes, emphasizing that their 2/13 Most athletes practice after school, academic success is very important their physical education class activity Boys’ winter track will head to Monday through Friday until 5 p.m.— to them. When it comes to student of dodgeball. Student athletes in the Lehigh University for their meet at sometimes longer.These students are athletes, the cliché “they are a student class practice the skills of team work 6:30 p.m. clearly working long and hard hours first, athlete second” is often used. that they have already learned and de- on the field (or court) getting plenty of With a study hall instead of gym class mostrated on thier sports team. physical exercise and taking time they athletes would be able to catch up on Photo/Reed Hennessy This weekend could be using to study or get homework assignments they may have missed credits, allowing student athletes to done to practice their sport. for games or homework they couldn’t be exempt from physical education as 2/14-2/15 Regardless of the time they are putting finish due to practices allowing them they already meet the exercise and skill in after school, student athletes are still to fulfill the “student” requirement of requirements of the physical education Girls winter track will compete on required to take a physical education class student-athlete. “We need more time for Feb. 14 at 10:00 a.m. in Carnival courses. at Neshaminy, reinforcing the concepts of homework and we already work out hard Student athletes make sacrifices at Lehigh. exercise and team work that they spend after school,” girls’ cross country captain for their sports and unfortunately these hours learning after school—and they Natalie Koch said. sacrifices sometimes include missing Neshaminy Wrestling will compete shouldn’t be. Student-athletes should be Even prestigious universities assignments and losing time for studying. in the Suburban One National exempt from physical education classes, recognize the role varsity athletics play By excusing student athletes from phys. Championship meet at home. The giving them an extra study hall to focus in education. Massachusetts Institute of ed. classes, they are given an opportunity meet will begin at 9:00 a.m. on school work. Technology requires all of its students to to stay on top of their classwork while Experts argue that physical education have eight points of physical education still being able to represent their schools Neshaminy Cheerleading will classes teach self-discipline and develop credit in order to graduate. However, in athletics. comepete in the ACDA tournament strong leadership skills as well as provide varsity athletics counts towards these in Lancaster on Feb.14 This month 2/16 and beyond

Winter track will compete in the Meet of Champions. The girls’ meet is scheduled for Feb. 20 at 6:30 p.m. and the boys are sched- uled for Feb. 21 at 10:00 a.m. Both teams will be traveling to Lehigh University. Senior Housel leads basketball Winter Track’s state meet will take place on March 1 at Penn State University beginning at 10:00 team in skill, attitude a.m. important to Cole, as he has been Housel. “He’s a really good teammate, playing for 13 years. He also a guy I can trust on and off the court. The Wrestling team will partici- plays in summer leagues such as I’ve played with him for four years now pate in the South East AAA Re- NOBL, where he led his team to a and I really respect him as a player and gionals competition on Feb 27.in championship this past fall. Housel as a person,” Altiere said about Housel. excels and stands out when he’s on It is clear that Housel is respected Oxford at 6:00 a.m. The tournam- the court and is currently playing and admired by many people for his net continues on Saturday at 9:00 in his fourth year of high school athletic ability and positive attitude. a.m. basketball. Though Housel is not Boys’ baseball and girls’ soft- sure whether he will continue his Cole Housel ball tryouts will begin on March 2. basketball career on the collegiate Baseball tryouts are for 10th, 11th level, he looks forward to the possibility. “If the opportunity Senior and 12th grade boys and softball presents itself, I will,” he said. tryouts are open to all girls. BASKETBALL-- Senior Cole Housel has However, basketball will always #5 be a big part of his life and he’ll been playing baksetball for 13 years. try- continue to play with friends Girls’ and Boys’ lacrosse Photo/Natalie Pietrowski outs will begin March 2. Boys are outside of school. 6’0’’ expected to meet in Gym 3 at 2:45 Housel plans to attend Villanova or West Chester after p.m. By Kyle DiFrank and Average 5.7 Solomiya Syvyk high school; but for now he’s just focusing Staff Writer and News Editor on finishing high school with good grades. The Girls’ Spring Track meeting While the team has struggled this points per will be held on Feb. 18 in room Senior Cole Housel, sneaker season, posting a 5-16 record thus far, B103 at 2:30 p.m. and fitness enthusiast, is the starting Housel has kept a positive attitude. game shooting guard for Neshaminy’s varsity “We’ve had our troubles here and there; basketball team. While Housel enjoys The boys’ tennis season will we are a good group of guys and we’ve 67 points this playing for Neshaminy, he also likes had our fair share of triumphs as well,” he start with tryouts on March 3. Boys to play some “Pick up hoops with my said. need all forms (available on school bros,” he said. Eric Altiere, Housel’s friend and season website) in order to tryout. Basketball has always been teammate expressed his thoughts on 10 The Playwickian Sports February 13, 2015 Fitness craze continues with Fitbit trackers

By Ashley Reiss Fitbit Zip but also has the ability to track school competitions. If athletes are Special Features Editor the user’s sleep quality. This version also allowed to use it during activities like comes in handy by helping users regulate track, a fitbit can be a good way to see Technology and fitness seem to be sleeping patterns. The product also comes how far they have ran. a similar craze being followed on social equipped as an integrated alarm clock and Physical education and health media, in the news, and in people’s daily comes in a clip form for running and costs teacher Mrs. Kenney also wears a life, so when entrepreneurs decided $199.95. similar version of the Fitbit called to combine the two ideas into one Fitbit Flex is the introduction of the Vivo Fit, “It is very similar to the Fitbit wearable technology it was an undeniable popular wristband which is the same as the with the ability to track how far you success. Fitbit One including all the same features, walk. You are also able to set goals but Fitness trackers are now being offered however the wristband design skyrockets the Vivo Fit has a red line telling you as conventional watches, jewelry, clips, the price to $199.95. when you haven’t walked enough but and bands, but the Fitbit’s seem to be Fitbit Charge is one of the newest I find it as a great motivator because FITBIT-- The Fitbit fitness watch tracks on everyone’s wrist and minds after Fit Bits which will take $129.95 out of whenever I see it, it always makes me daily activities inculding distance walked the holiday season. So what exactly is your pocket. However, the charge offers want to even move more than I have,” and calories burned as well as sleep a Fitbit? The Fitbit is a brand of fitness many features important to consumers she said. quality. trackers with many different types fitting shopping for fitness wristbands including A major percent of the population Photo/Evans Caglage Tribune News Service all types of active consumers. all the items of the previous Fitbits but is currently obese or overweight and The simplest Fitbit consists of the has a caller ID notification display that many people are seeking help with something that can be seen as a tool in the Fitbit Zip. The Fitbit zip tracks steps, lasts longer than competing trackers their fitness. The Fitbit can be very useful advancement of better health. It allows distance and calories burned. You can clip with a battery life of seven to 10 days in situations like these. The Fitbit is good you to see your results in data form and the product onto your clothing and though and has wireless syncing. It offers water for those who have the motivation to allows you to set personal goals for the it is the cheapest of the fitbit series, it will resistance, a seven day memory, and an put in the work and want to better their consumer to help you advance in their still leave you shelling out $59.95. organic light emitting diode (OLED) fitness. “It definitely helps motivate my health goals. The cool thing display. wife, and a few other people I know who The one thing consumers of this about this product, The Fitbit Charge Hr is a more high own them,” health and physical education product need is motivation. This comes is its capable of tech model. This fitness tracker runs at teacher David Coll said. Fitbit may have with consumers actually wanting to, and connecting to the $149.99 with new abilities to monitor a slight percent error, but they can help willing to, put in the time and work needed computer and heart rates. The Fitbit Surge was released encourage general fitness and wellness for this product. Some may find that they most smartphones early in 2015 offering GPS`, Music, and and make the consumer of the product can find motivation in the daily goals they allowing the notifications costing $249.95. think twice of what they are ingesting and surpass that they can set via the app or the consumer is able Many other companies are making help make them choose better choices. sharing of their accomplishment with their to view stats and similar bands all offering one basic theme, By no means is the Fitbit seen as friends and family members or even the accomplishments. to better your health. “I have a Nike Fuel something that will magically make the rewards of badges they can recieve on the The next Fitbit band and I usually wear it, but I can’t consumer lose weight, which is how Fitbit website. is called, Fitbit wear it during wrestling competitions,” many see this technology, but rather it’s One which is able freshman Ryan Turner said. This brings Photo/HO to do all of the up a big point; what’s the point of a fitness Tribune News Services same things as the band if athletes cannot wear it during Bowling teams roll toward regionals By Rachita Singh Office Manager

The bowling season came to an end with the girls’ team played Truman high school. Though they had to settle for a runner-up spot in the Suburban One League standings, the team still played strong all season. The team suffered only three losses to conference rivals Truman and one to Pennsbury high school before losing its final critical game to Truman. “They are our rivals this year,” said head coach Gale Donohue before the meet. To prepare for meets, the team practiced three times a week and met on Sundays before the season started to familiarize themselves with each other. “We need to be able to communicate very well together. They need to be able to take my advice; I need to take their advice. We need to work as a unit to help the young bowlers, to help everybody,” Donahue said. The team is ranking very well this season, and so are the girls individually. Senior and co-captain, Rebeccah Edelman bowled an average of 185.61, and 672 in the FINAL COUNTDOWN-- Senior top 10 series. She now ranks third overall Rebeccah Edelman prepares in the entire national conference. At the last for the final meet of the regu- meet, she first bowled a 200, followed by a lar season against Truman high 179, and closed the series with a score of school at Pike Lanes. Photo/Gale Donahue 204. This gave her a top series score of 583, one of the highest scores on the team. Edeleman joined the bowling team her freshman year. “My whole family does bowling. I started bowling when I was eight. I used to bowl at the junior league on Saturday mornings. Both my siblings were in the team when they were in high school. ” Edelman said . She also hopes to continue bowling in college. The team may even move on to states depending upon their result at the regionals. “In my five years of coaching, this is the best team I’ve ever had. They’re wonderful,” Donahue said. The boys’ bowling team also finished strong this season, capturing the title of Suburban One Leauge Champions after a 3-1 win over Council Rock South. Senior Dave Moffit rolled a perfect game in the Suburban One Leauge (SOL) Championships; the first to do so in the National Conference meet. February 13, 2015 The Playwickian Arts & Entertainment 11

New movie sheds light on high school ROCKING OUT-- Title Fight performs onstage at Union Transfer in Philadelphia on Dec. 13, 2014 Photo/Tom Collins By Leanne Khov Staff Writer Title Fight explores new musical Based off the bestseller YA book by Kody Keplinger, “The Duff” is a teen comedy movie that follows the story of 17-year-old senior Bianca Piper (Mae sound on new album “Hyperview” Whitman), and her life as an outsider of a Modest Mouse song than a run-of- in her stereotypical high school. Even By Tom Collins characteristics of punk rock: the short, worse, she must deal with the label, ‘The Staff Writer energetic, fast songs, with heavy guitar the-mill punk song. “Mrahc” and “Trace Me Onto You” open with strummed Duff,’ or Designated Ugly Fat Friend to riffs, shouted vocals from bassist/vocalist her prettier, more popular friends, Casey Over the years, nothing has caught Ned Russin and pounding drums. chords reminiscent of late 80s/early 90s music fans more off guard than when genre defining indie rock like Dinosaur and Jessica (Bianca A. Santos and Skyler In addition to the punk songs, Samuels). a band or artist suddenly changes their however, these albums also had several, Jr. or The Pixies, while the melancholy sound. From Bob Dylan going electric “Murder Your Memory” and “Rose of Despite the advice her favorite slower, more melodic songs with cleaner teacher, Mr. Arthur (Ken Jeong), gives at the Newport Folk Festival in 1965 vocals sung by guitarist Jamie Rhoden. Sharon” sound more stylistically similar to Miley Cyrus transforming from the to the original Title Fight sound, yet are her, she puts aside her crush, Toby (Nick These acted more as intros or transitions Eversman), and enlists Wesley (Robbie sweet, innocent, Hannah Montana into between the heavier songs, but still still very different. The emotional “Your the crazed, controversial pop star singing Pain is Now” is sure to scare away fans Amell), a charming jock, into her life in demonstrated that Title Fight could fare order to improve her status at school. To about drugs and sex that we all know just as well making other types of music. of the band who are afraid to branch out today, severe changes in an artist’s sound from the loud, power-chord driven punk prevent her senior year from turning into On “Hyperview”, the group have not a complete disaster, Bianca must find a are nothing new. only expanded on this style, but have also they’ve grown to expect from Title Fight. When such a change occurs, the Whether or not this change from way to overthrow the school’s ruthless almost completely abandoned the original label maker Madison (Bella Thorne) and artist/band usually begins to appeal sound they are known for. punk titans to indie rock kings will be to a new audience, while sometimes permanent for Title Fight remains to be remind everyone that no matter what Throughout the entire album, a people look or act like, every person is alienating some of the fans of their distorted guitar is barely ever heard, seen, but it does prove that Title Fight older work. This is what Title Fight, have much more to offer than the average someone’s ‘Duff.’ with the band opting for more ambient, “That’s kind of why I wanted to do a punk band from Kingston, Pa. will clean, reverb drenched guitars, with three chord punk band. “Hyperview” most likely do with their new album, showcases the band’s wide array of this,” said Whitman to Variety magazine. various phasing and flanging effects. “I wanted to shed some light on this “Hyperview”, which came out Feb. 3 on Ned Russin, who did most of the vocal influences, and displays their talent as ANTI- Records. The band has changed musicians and songwriters. vortex we’ve created, that no matter how work on their past albums, only lends his you look or how you feel there’s always directions drastically, shifting from their signature hoarse yells to one song, “Rose True fans are sure to at least appreciate original melodic hardcore punk to a more the band’s desire to grow as musicians, something that you’re not, and that’s of Sharon”, while Jamie Rhoden provides destructive.” mellow, indie rock inspired sound. his more melodic singing for the rest of the while casual, close-minded fans are sure Title Fight formed in 2003 as a to hate it. Music fans not usually interested The CBS film, “The Duff” will open album. This alone makes it hard to believe in theaters Feb. 20, 2015. straight up punk band, but have always that one is listening to the same band. in punk rock may be drawn in by the more set themselves apart from their peers by On tracks like “Rose of Sharon” accessible indie rock sound of the record. blending in more melody and emotion and “Chlorine”, the band still retains Fan of the band or not, “Hyperview” with their songs. Their first two full the speed and energy of their previous truly offers a little bit of something for length albums “Shed” and “Floral Green” work, but with indie rock style guitar everyone, from angry, jaded punks to contained songs with the regular, defining riffs that sound more like something out elitist, hipster indie-heads and everything in between. ‘Popcorn girl’ picture poses potential By Nina Caruso Staff Writer

Talented Neshaminy Advanced Photography student and senior Rita Iovine The massively popular avant garde/beauty photo, entitled “Popcorn girl,” taken by talented Neshaminy Advanced Photography student and senior Rita Iovine, has been chosen from thousands nationwide to be represented in Drexel University’s 2014 High School Photography Contest exhibit. The photo, originally shot simply for fun and creative expression, will now be on display at the college among 100 others and has the potential to be one of six final 500 dollar grand prize contest winners. The subject of the photo, or The real-life Popcorn Girl, Anna McFadden, a senior at Nazareth Academy, said, “…it’s insane to think that something my friend (Rita) and I do in our spare time is now getting recognition and praise. I’m so excited that she’s making her way in the world doing something she loves and I’m honored to be a part of it.” McFadden trusts Iovine’s artistic ability and, while questioning why she would be covered in popcorn at first, is ecstatic with the photo shoot’s results. She is a close POPPING UP-- Drexel University friend of Iovine’s and a popular subject in her photography. recognizes Iovine’s photo, titled Iovine has made groundbreaking progress with her photography business, having “Popcorn Girl,” with Anna McFad- already scheduled several future photo shoots and plans to enter in at least two other den as the center of attention major photography contests. 12 The Playwickian Arts & Entertainment Febuary 13, 2015

By Emily Fithian Staff Writer

Valentine’s day is quickly approaching and for some the holiday of love is more incommodious than enjoyable. 1. Make Valentine’s Day The Feast of Saint Valentine dates back to AD 496 but not widely associated with card-giving until the 19th about yourself century when mass production of Paper Valentines was brought to The United States from England. By the 20th Without any commitments, the day is century gifts were extended to chocolate, flowers, and available to spend however. Go be productive jewelry, making businesses reliant on Valentine’s Day 2. Don’t spend the day and catch up on homework, clean the house, consumers. or go to the gym - do something that will bring Love birds may be all around this Feb. 14, but if you alone satisfaction. If satisfaction comes from watching find yourself without a Valentine there’s not reason to feel Find other single friends and appreciate two seasons of a show on Netflix in one day, despondent. Here are four ways to survive Valentine’s Day singleness together. Hangout, order take out, or even then make that the goal. Valentine’s Day is about solo in 2015 attempt to make a homemade meal. Play a game together or watch a movie. Who needs a Valentine when friends are around anyway. 3. Spending the day giving to others 4. Think about money saved Use your free time to give to others that could Not having to spend any money on craft supplies or really use it. Give to others by cleaning out closets gifts this Valentine’s Day may just make your wallet a little and donating gently used clothes to those who are in fatter. After Feb. 14 stores try to quickly sell any left over need. Give local nursing homes, hospitals, or homeless heart-shaped chocolate boxes or other Valentine’s Day shelters a call and ask how to help others by donating themed products by placing them on the clearance shelf. time. Another option is using the money saved from Buy that delicious candy at largely reduced prices just tip 1 and donate to local organizations that could by waiting an extra day. If making money is more of an use the money. Check out these helpful websites interest than spending, use the holiday as an opportunity for ideas: volunteermach.com, dosomething.com, to babysit a little cousin or neighbor. The 87th Academy Awards draws near By Maddy Rodak Staff Writer Patrick Harris will host the award show, and to be nominated will surely bring good-natured humor to stage for ‘Best Original like last year’s host Ellen DeGeneres. This will Song’. Tim Movie season is among us. The Academy be Harris’ first time hosting the lofty ceremony. McGraw will Awards, the most prestigious award show of the “We are thrilled to have Neil host the Oscars,” sing ‘‘I’m Not year, commences at the turn of 8 p.m. on Feb. 22 said ceremony producers Craig Zadan and Neil Gonna Miss You’ in Hollywood, California. Meron. “We have known him his entire adult in dedication to ‘How I Met Your Mother’ favorite Neil life, and we have watched him explode as a country music icon great performer in feature films, television and Glen Campbell. stage.” Oscar host Harris According to the Huffington Post, Harris will be performing as blatantly admitted to New York radio show well, which shouldn’t be Z100 that he was quite terrified to host the a shocker, considering biggest event in Hollywood. “I’ve been in the he’s won many hosting world for a little while and the Oscars awards for his work has been that show that I was terrified to take on, in the musical scene. but had never been asked to do,” Harris said. Harris will perform a There are eight ‘Best Motion Picture of musical sequence called the Year’ nominees in total: ‘Boyhood’, ‘The ‘Moving Pictures’, an Imitation Game’, ‘The Theory of Everything’, original song written by ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’, ‘Whiplash’, Kristen Anderson-Lopez ‘Selma’, and ‘American Sniper’. Both movies and Robert Lopez, the ‘Birdman’ and ‘Budapest’ lead the way with STAR OF THE NIGHT-- Neil Partrick, the host of the singer-songwriter duo 9 nominations each, though the others are all who wrote ‘Let it Go’ 2015 Academy Awards, performing at the 82nd strong contenders as well. from the Oscar-winning Academy Awards. Star-studded performances will liven up the movie ‘Frozen’. Photo/www.today.com night-long show. International recording star Though the length Rita Ora will perform Oscar-nominated song of the ceremony ‘Grateful’ from the film may range ‘Beyond the Lights’, from anywhere and Adam Levine, the between two Grammy-winning lead to four hours, singer of band Maroon the show will 5 will perform ‘Lost definitely have Stars’, an ‘Original many surprises. Song’ nominee from Who knows the film ‘Begin Again’. what Critically-acclaimed Harris has artists John Legend and up his Common will perform sleeve? ‘Glory’ from Oscar- nominated film ‘Selma’, the fifth hip-hop act