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SEASON 5, ISSUE 5: April 29nd, 2005 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10.Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Refer to GM's ramble, section 14. 2. Broadcast messages Jaap Smolders, Ajax: «Hmm hope we can stay in this year. It's hard this year!» Håvard Pettersen, Flaaklypa FK: «Yayay! The team has got a mascot! For some Odd reason we will have to share her with the weirdoes, but hey, half a mascot is better than none!» GM's comment: We want pictures! Ryoga Hibiki, Furinkan Matsudai Doshitemo: «Nante kibun, utagoe kasanaru...» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Manager Rosewich: «EY, guys.... we have a ghost on our team.... Mr. Cable where are you...? !!?» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Norwegian Vikings: «Eirik Blodøks: .... Harald Haarfagre: What is it now Eirik...?! Eirik Blodøks: ... My mother is a Truck Harald Haarfagre: What is a Truck...?! Crazy man... *sigh*» Håvard Pettersen, Odd Athletics: «Lets *ove, before so*ething *ysterious happens to *e too...» Jaap Smolders, PSV: «Hard season so far..» Goalscorer Golem, Rosedale Quest: «the Ancients have only received one goal this season, Their good defense have to be the reason. We will set the record straight, in our Dungeon tonight: Scoring goals, it's what I do! The Goalscorer Golem is here for you!» Alex Trenev, Sofia Inseminaters: «Woooohooo! Two goalless draws, we pwn!!! Was about time, our butt was badly hurt after getting kicked so many times. If you find a dog on the street, do not touch it, it's mine.» Knut Eivind Brennhaug, Twin Peaks Owls: «Benjamin Horne: "Leland's daughter was murdered and the Norwegians left." Jerry Horne: "Did they sign?" Ben: "No." Jerry: "We had those vikings by the HORNS! What HAPPENED?" Ben: "We're not exactly sure; they took the translator with them." Jerry: "Sigh. Did you say Leland's daughter was murdered?" Ben: "Yes." Jerry: "I'm depressed."» 3. Apprentices discovered the Blitzball Team: Abigail, Kevin, Texas 4. League results Rosedale Open Match day 7 ========================== Grunts United - Saturday Morning FC 3 : 1 Scorers: Cantrip (11., 66.) ***Squirtle (16.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Optimus Prime, Quickdraw McGraw Grunts end their winless run with this defeat of the 2Ds in a very even match at Shraaaag Memorial Stadium. Monkey Business - Mishima Zaibatsu 1 : 5 Scorers: Rum Rogers (19.) ***Jin Kazama (43., 80.), Asuka Kazama (19., 62.), Wolverine (16.) Booked: --- ***Jean Grey Monkey Business had failed to notice the governor being suspended, and it was 10 o'clock. The Kazamas didn't need to be asked twice, and bagged two each for a strong away win at the SCUMM Bar. Gangsters United - Camarilla Divided 1 : 1 Scorers: B-gjengen (51.) ***Paige 'Heihei' Duff (18.) Sent off: Tony Blundetto (48.) ***--- I'd say! The Mobsters were rather chanceless at their own home ground, but apparently, Generation X had used up all their karma for a while, and gets robbed of a point by the men in red we all love, B-Gjengen. Batt in Blax - Sale Savoyards 2 : 1 Scorers: Andre Adams (41.), Matt Horne (23.) ***Fitzbattleaxe (37.) The Black Caps had to do without their manager this match, but got lucky and won against the run of play. Lower Tadfield Apocalypse - World Ambassadors 2 : 1 Scorers: Pepper (3.), Mrs. Beryl Ormerod (10.) ***Dog (89.) Booked: Assurancetourix, Nanny Ashtoreth, Warlock Dowling ***Tomas Nicolaisen The home advantage proved decisive in this rather even match at Tadfield Manor. We expect a rough revenge at the World Hotel in a few weeks! Dangermouse - Call of Cthulhu 0 : 4 Scorers: --- ***Daoloth (12., 35., 59., 85.) Booked: --- ***Cyaegha Without managerial guidance, the Mouseketeers were chanceless against the Lurking Fear, lead by Daoloth who decided the game on his own. Rosedale Open Match day 8 ========================== Call of Cthulhu - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Jaime Hernez (41.) Pretty close to a goalless draw at Arkham Asylum, but the Apocalypse had a little play, and managed to convert that into a somewhat lucky one goal win. World Ambassadors - Batt in Blax 2 : 0 Scorers: Scott Troemel (63.), Dog (86.) ***--- Booked: Carmine Zuigiber ***--- Still without a manager, Batt in Blax had little chance at the World Hotel - play against one goal, and the conversion rate of the Stabbers was abysmal. Sale Savoyards - Dangermouse 16 : 0 Scorers: Goldbury (8 goal$s), Fitzbattleaxe (4., 10., 51., 56., 81.), Aline (9., 19., 34.) ***--- Pretty easy to see which team didn't have their manager present! Sale Savoyards dominated completely. Mishima Zaibatsu - Gangsters United 2 : 4 Scorers: Kazuya Mishima (75., 85.) ***Little Carmine (70., 83.), Nina Myers (22.), Svarte Petter (65.) Booked: Jean Grey, Kazuya Mishima, Wolverine ***Dr. Evil, Svarte Petter The Mobsters get their revenge for the cup match, with this fine win at the Iron Fist Tournament, despite playing in an apprentice! Camarilla Divided - Grunts United 3 : 1 Scorers: Bill the Mighty Brujah (90.), Catherine 'Secrets' Blum (9.), Sebastien 'Decisive' Gibraltar (69.) ***Terry Toopatch (1.) A fairly straightforward win for Generation X, still leading very comfortably on their way to a second league title. Saturday Morning FC - Monkey Business 3 : 0 Scorers: Fred Flintstone (8., 68.), Squirtle (59.) ***--- Booked: Fat Albert, Optimus Prime ***--- A strategic victory for the 2Ds, giving them a good chunk of breathing room between them and the relegation line. Lexington League Match day 7 ============================= Dead Dino Storage - Rosedale Quest 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Unicorn of Underhanded Fouls (24.) Booked: Porcupine Tree ***--- The Wandering Enraged Mommy Fungus barely eeks out a few chances, and with one goal from the unicorn, they get a fairly deserved away win. the Ancients - Really New Bremen Cyberdruids 4 : 0 Scorers: Rhamphorhynchus (65., 73.), Opisthocoelicaudia (51., 55.) ***--- Not even funny - table top with full score against bottom team with no points. If someone doubted the outcome of this match, I want some of that they must have been smoking. Ajax - Desassossego Blues 2 : 6 Scorers: Charisteas (11.), Babel (16.) ***Vicente Guedes (1., 15., 29., 47., 90.), Fernando Pessoa (77.) Booked: Mitea ***--- The Blues are charging towards the promotion zone whereas Ajax fights against relegation. This match demonstrated why. Sleep Wanderers - First Men of Rome 13 : 12 Scorers: Thessaly (7 goal$s), Despair (17., 38.), Death (14.), Collin Weir (60.), Glob (81.), Delirium (10.) ***Virgil (34., 44., 65., 90.), Horace (16., 24., 55.), Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus (8., 41.), Marcus Livius Drusus (29., 80.), Spartacus (30.) Toga Boys manager Moes figured this'd be a nice time to play in new talents, which he may regret when he sees the result... :) Les Gaulois - The 5 Percent Community 4 : 2 Scorers: Joerre Kjemperud (7., 59.), Abraracourcix (40.), Yoshimitsu (73.) *** Eirik Hillestad (26.), Finn Orjan Saele (54.) Sent off: --- ***Arne Sandsto (7.) Booked: --- ***Chim Kjolner, Christer George, Sture Fladmark Les Gaulois haven't given away any points at Baborum this season, and didn't here either, despite ferociously fighting Greedy Retards. Dial Square FC - Flaaklypa FK 2 : 2 Scorers: Ljunberg (15.), Fabregas (45.) ***Emanuel Desperados (25., 71.) Booked: --- ***Roger Jurtappen The home advantage evened out the difference between the teams, and a draw was the fairest representation of the match. Lexington League Match day 8 ============================= Flaaklypa FK - Les Gaulois 1 : 0 Scorers: Emanuel Desperados (52.) ***--- Les Gaulois was actually quite unlucky not to get at least one point from this match, but Flaaklypa shows good form winning on a bad day, and keep up in the promotion race. The 5 Percent Community - Sleep Wanderers 14 : 3 Scorers: Chim Kjolner (5., 63., 68., 80., 85.), Finn Orjan Saele (15., 27., 36., 60.), Christer George (25., 54., 90.), Eirik Hillestad (7., 29.) *** Death (63., 87.), Thessaly (35.) Falling asleep at Straume Bedehus only leads to someone whispering scary things into your ear, and given Chim Kjolner scored five times, the Night Terrors were probably quite drunk as well. First Men of Rome - Dial Square FC 6 : 5 Scorers: Horace (24., 66., 73., 87.), Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus (39.), Titus Flavius Vespasianus (14.) ***Fabregas (16., 27., 68.), Ljunberg (57.), Flamini (48.) Booked: --- ***Flamini, Vieira The Toga Boys edges out a win in a perfectly even match at the Colosseum, and stumbles on in the promotion race. Really New Bremen Cyberdruids - Ajax 4 : 3 Scorers: Dominic 'Victim' Hobson (8., 86.), Chris Standbracker (34.), Gregory (17.) ***Charisteas (30., 51.), Sneider (35.) Booked: --- ***Heitinga The Cyberdruids get their first points of the season in a very even match at Rosewood Cemetary. The home advantage made the home team ever so slightly stronger, but a draw would have been a more fair result. Desassossego Blues - Dead Dino Storage 2 : 0 Scorers: Vicente Guedes (61.) ***--- Penalties: 1 (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Mark Byzewski, The Door Shut Properly The Blues show skill to go along with their ambition, and grab another two deserved points at home at Athena Stadium. Rosedale Quest - the Ancients 3 : 0 Scorers: Goalscorer Golem (34., 89.), Offside Orc (20.) ***--- Booked: Yellow Goal Elemental ***--- The Goalscorer Golem lives up to his own hype, and score twice against the Oldtimers! In fact, the only shot the away team had on goal, was a long range free kick. Berkeley Conference Match day 7 ================================ Odd Athletics - Car Park Rangers 8 : 8 Scorers: Odd Nordstoga (20., 64., 72.), Odd O. Occean (28., 51., 79.), Odd Harald Rex (13.), Odd Feet (83.) ***Logan (2., 57.), Number Four (15., 44.), Scott Summers (77., 86.), Bobby Drake (25.), Jay Garrick (83.) Booked: --- ***Scott Summers Table-toppers Powers come to Strangeworld looking for points, and claim a very deserved one, being closer to winning than the Weirdoes in this incredibly goal-rich match.