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SEASON 11, ISSUE 5: May 19th, 2007 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10.Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Refer to GM's ramble, section 14, for information. 2. Broadcast messages Espen Chr. Brill, the Potato People: "It's time to bring out the big guns. If only we had any...." Steve Janecek, Sheffield Thursday: "Sheffield had D/F/M AP 2 players available for sale, e- mail [email protected] if interested" 3. Apprentices discovered None. 4. League results Rosedale Premiership Match day 7 ================================= Alphabet FC - Kremlin 3 : 1 Scorers: Ww (4.), Rr (46.) ***Nestor Aparatschik (54.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Gerd-Liv Valla, Ludmilla Patina, Mikail S. Gorbachev, Natasha Nogoodnik The Letters climb past Kremlin on the table with this deserved and convincing win. But how will the next game against top team Mobsters go? Sleep Wanderers - Gangsters United 3 : 3 Scorers: Dream (67., 79.), Desire (43.) ***Svarte Petter (27.) Penalties: - ***2 Sent off: --- ***The Joker (58.) Booked: Chantal, Desire ***Tony Soprano One of the top matches in this issue. The game had a lot of nerve, constantly going back and forth. Almost exactly even for the first hour, but then the Night Terrors had an upper hand after the Joker was sent off. However, they didn't manage to score enough with two penalties converted for their visitors, so they have to make do with one point. Twin Peaks Owls - G.I.D. 0 : 0 Pretty much nothing happened in this game. Twin Peaks Owls remain undefeated at home, G.I.D. remain on exactly 50% score. Car Park Rangers - Extreme 3 : 3 Scorers: Clark Kent (42.), Zatanna Zatara (4.), Buddy Baker (65.) ***Henry (34., 78.), Gerard (77.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Terry McGinnis ***--- A match the visitors dominated from start till end, but that didn't prevent the Powers from getting a nearly lead, and then reclaiming it soon after the first equaliser. It was only after a good late game run that Extreme managed to save themselves one of the points. Mishima Zaibatsu - Blue Revolution 3 : 2 Scorers: Devil Jin (23.), Hwoarang (54.) ***--- Penalties: 1 ***2 (1 missed) Booked: Devil Jin, Kazuya Mishima, Nina Williams ***Katsuhiro, Keho, Kiyoshi Despite the referee being exceedingly helpful to the visitors, the best team by far came out ahead in this prestiguous Janbu derby. FC Mokum - FC Asskickers 1 : 2 Scorers: Eto'o (8.) ***Justin Credible (69.), Ric Flair (24.) The teams were almost exactly evenly matched in this game, but the visitors converted their small play advantage into a somewhat lucky win. Rosedale Premiership Match day 8 ================================= Kremlin - FC Mokum 1 : 0 Scorers: Boris N. Yeltsin (12.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Jenner Kremlin tamed FC Mokum rather well, only allowing a single shot on goal. When good old Boris converted one of their own chances, the deserved home win became a reality. FC Asskickers - Mishima Zaibatsu 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Kazuya Mishima (72.) FC Asskickers gambled everything on one card, but didn't get their plan right. Better luck next time! Blue Revolution - Car Park Rangers 4 : 1 Scorers: Kiyoshi (20., 68.), Kenichi (10., 44.) ***Hollis Mason (6.) Booked: --- ***Terry McGinnis, Zatanna Zatara A rather easy game for Blue Revolution; the Powers offered little, if any, resistance. Extreme - Twin Peaks Owls 1 : 0 Scorers: Jol (38.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Antonio Mora Extreme's single rough play point of the match was eaten by Trion, but that didn't matter much - they were the only team to get any shots, and won rather easily. G.I.D. - Sleep Wanderers 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Dream (25.) Whoa! The Night Terrors were by far the strongest team on the field, but the Night Terrors got a few rare counter attacks, and converted one of them which became the only goal of the match. True robbery! Gangsters United - Alphabet FC 1 : 1 Scorers: Vito Spetafore (89.) ***Annie Blackburn (59.) Sent off: Magica fra Tryll (81.) ***--- Booked: Scarface ***Qq, Uu, Vv Despite the higher placed team being at home, it was actually the visitors Alphabet FC that ran most of this match. However, the Mobsters fought ferociously in the last few minutes with only ten men on the field, and were awarded with a lucky point. Lexington League Match day 7 ============================= The Ages - First Men of Rome 2 : 2 Scorers: Cambrian (73.) ***Roberto Pruzzo (50., 61.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Wotagoalus The Ages take their first home point of the season with a bit of help from the referee. The visitors ran this game, but the difference was small enough that the draw was plausible. Studs First FC - Tamriel Athletic 8 : 1 Scorers: Arjen Robben (31., 90.), Jehane bet Ishak (41., 68.), Wayne Rooney (87.), Steven Gerrard (40.), Chris Kiwomya (38.) ***Urjabhi (9.) Penalties: 1 ***- Booked: --- ***Inial Sintav Tamriel Athletic have yet to win an away game this season, and were rather far from doing so in this game. To be fair, they did deserve three goals, but that wouldn't have been enough for any points either. Greensleeves United - Feyenoord 0 : 1 Penalties: - ***1 Booked: George Robinson ***--- Amazing! Top team Feyenoord comes to Windsor Great Park, but is thoroughly outplayed. The penalty was in fact the only shot they got on goal! However, they scored on it, and got a very lucky win from that. Erkrath Gladiators - Fjortoft's Friends 4 : 3 Scorers: Holger Frey (36.), Jochen Sproetel (62.), Guenay Attes (12.), Ragnar Huehnerbein (51.) ***Sobo (57.), Westhi (66.), Charly (26.) Booked: Holger Frey ***J.A.F. With good tactics and a fair bit of fighting spirit, Fjortoft's Friends managed to make themselves the better team of this matchup. However, the Lunatics were luckier, and thus claimed both points. Slartibartfast FC - Thinkers FC 1 : 0 Penalties: 1 (1 missed) ***- (1 missed) Booked: Gargravarr, Jarvis Nunderway, Old Thrashbarg, Oolon Colluphid *** Baruch Spinoza, Blaise Pascal, Plato It came down to penalties to decide who won the big Mohoni derby. And since the home team got two attempts, they won it - and amazingly, no player gained a suspension! Desassossego Blues - AZ 4 : 2 Scorers: Chevalier de Pas (17., 21.), Pero Botelho (56.) ***Opdam (25.) Penalties: 1 ***1 Booked: Pero Botelho ***Lindenberg, da Silva The Blues have been struggling more than I expected this season, but at least in this game, they showed strong play, winning easily and deservedly against their table neighbours AZ. Lexington League Match day 8 ============================= First Men of Rome - Desassossego Blues 8 : 2 Scorers: Wotagoalus (25., 72., 78.), Roberto Pruzzo (13., 54.), Christian Panucci (58.), Vincenzo Montella (82.), Daniele de Rossi (16.) *** Fernando Pessoa (71.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Wotagoalus ***Ricardo Reis The Toga Boys are rock solid at the Colloseum, unbeaten and only having dropped a single point. The challenge was way too tough for their visitors, even if the scoreline was somewhat overstated. AZ - Slartibartfast FC 2 : 0 Scorers: Baretto (34.), da Silva (73.) ***--- Finally the first home win for AZ, when hosting a team that has yet to claim any points at all away from home. One goal in each half, and two rather comfortable points remain in Alkmaar. Thinkers FC - Erkrath Gladiators 2 : 1 Scorers: Baruch Spinoza (67.), Occam (23.) ***Jochen Sproetel (45.) Booked: --- ***Guenay Attes For once, the Lunatics didn't have much in the way of luck; the game was a close one with a small advantage to the home team, and they managed to take that to a one goal win. Fjortoft's Friends - Greensleeves United 8 : 0 Scorers: Charly (1., 11., 87.), J.A.F. (5., 42., 70.), Sobo (35., 50.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Henry Hallon Ouch! Lexington League seem a bit too high a level for Greensleeves this season; especially away. Whereas the scoreline flatters the home team a bit, the game really was an extremely clear affair. Feyenoord - Studs First FC 0 : 4 Scorers: --- ***Chris Kiwomya (14., 86.), Arjen Robben (52.), Steven Gerrard (7.) Feyenoord's been strong at home so far, and almost played even with the table toppers in this one. Just almost, though, and the Legbreakers had an unbelievable efficiency, turning a small play advantage into a four(!) goal win. Tamriel Athletic - The Ages 8 : 0 Scorers: Jeanne Frasoric (4., 48., 84.), Palonirya (9., 15.), Mzunchend (12., 74.), Eliza Pierrane (16.) ***--- Booked: Bumph gra-Gash, Palonirya ***--- As expected, a very easy home win. The Ages haven't been performing this season, and after grabbing a point already, clearly that was the effort of the weekend :) Berkeley Conference Match day 7 ================================ Sjokoladen BK - Saturday Morning FC 2 : 5 Scorers: Kotaro (90.), Melke Sjokolade (13.) ***Penelope Pitstop (67., 86.), Dr Elephant (71.), Magilla Gorilla (55.), Snagglepuss (57.) Despite a rather even match, the 2Ds proved very good at scoring on their chances. The away team was indeed slightly stronger from chosing the better strategy, but it was closer to a draw than a one goal win. Springfield United - Coventry 1 : 0 Scorers: Duff-Beer (84.) ***--- Booked: Maggie Simpson ***--- Both teams in this match had 5 points before the game, and both were rock solid at home and abysmal away. It surprises noone that Springfield United, as home team, thus won the game, but the away supporters were getting their hopes up with a goalless score with only 7 minutes to go... Brazil Star Conquerors - Dummys 0 : 1 Penalties: - ***1 Booked: --- ***Lee Towers An infernally boring match, but the referee decided to award the rougher team with a penalty which they converted for a rather lucky win.