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SEASON 5, ISSUE 7: May 14th, 2005 The Rosedale Open homepage: http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~janbu/ropen.html Contents ======== 1. Introduction 2. Broadcast messages 3. Apprentices discovered 4. League results 5. League tables 6. Scorer’s lists 7. Suspensions 8. GMs auction 9. Transferlist 10.Sale to non-league 11. Private trade 12. League matches next issue 13. the Rosedale Knockout 14. GM's ramble 15. List of addresses 1. Introduction Refer to GM's ramble, section 14. 2. Broadcast messages Jaap Smolders, Ajax: «maybe another victory?» Håvard Pettersen, Flaaklypa FK: «hello?» GM's comment: «Are you out there?» Ryoga Hibiki, Furinkan Matsudai Doshitemo: «Konban wa, minna-san!» Andrej Purgemoff, Kremlin: «Treacherous Patina, you shall freeze to death in Siberia.» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Manager Rosewich: «After a while running... you get tired!» Jørgen Bjørnelv, Norwegian Vikings: «BØØ!» Håvard Pettersen, Odd Athletics: «No time to figure out anything clever, so.. Give 'em in guys!» Jaap Smolders, PSV: «Blehhh time to get up again» Alex Trenev, Sofia Inseminaters: «OK, I'm sick of losing. come on, let me beat you!!! PLEASE!» Jerry Horne, Twin Peaks Owls: «Ben, as your attorney, your friend, and your brother, I strongly suggest you get a better lawyer.» 3. Apprentices discovered None. 4. League results Rosedale Open Match day 11 =========================== Grunts United - Dangermouse 6 : 2 Scorers: Trolluc Troeffel (3., 14., 49., 52.), Felix Noyter (37., 66.) *** Buggles Pigeon (70.), Nero Spawn (8.) Booked: --- ***Agent 57, Baron Silas Greenback II Grunts United show fellow relegation strugglers Dangermouse that they are not to be trifled with, and put pressure on MB and CoC right over the relegation line. Monkey Business - Lower Tadfield Apocalypse 1 : 3 Scorers: Augustus DeWaat (36.) ***Chalky (46.), Wensleydale (73.), Dick Turpin (84.) Booked: --- ***Wensleydale Monkey Business go to half time with a 1-0 lead, but the Apocalypse tur ned everything around in the second half. Pirates Wannabe watch out - they're now only one point ahead of Grunts, chasing for survival from behind. Gangsters United - Batt in Blax 5 : 1 Scorers: Svarte Petter (3., 18., 35., 46.), Tony Blundetto (57.) ***James Marshall (61.) Booked: --- ***Andre Adams, James Marshall The Mobsters were weakened by suspensions, but it didn't seem to matter much - full control at Sicilia Stadion. Mishima Zaibatsu - World Ambassadors 3 : 2 Scorers: Kazuya Mishima (15., 48.), Asuka Kazama (4.) ***Scott Troemel (71.), Paul M. Brillantes (23.) Booked: --- ***Scott Troemel The Stabbers had several players out, and struggled to keep up with the tempo at the Iron Fist Tournament. Despite a late game reduction of MZ' lead, no points earned. Camarilla Divided - Call of Cthulhu 3 : 0 Scorers: Raymond "Knowhow" Ash (13.), Catherine 'Secrets' Blum (73.), Paige 'Heihei' Duff (86.) ***--- Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Sent off: --- ***Fthaggua (46.) Booked: --- ***Ghoul, Mi-Go, Ythogtha Generation X was actually quite lucky to lead the game by half time, but after Fthaggua was sent off instantly for leaving his shorts behind in the dressing room, they owned the second half and won quite easily. Saturday Morning FC - Sale Savoyards 3 : 3 Scorers: Foghorn Leghorn (9., 35.), George of the Jungle (55.) ***Goldbury (3., 27.), Aline (68.) Booked: Fat Albert ***--- A very even match where the result is an excellent representation of how it went. Lots of fine entertainment at ACME Park. Rosedale Open Match day 12 =========================== Grunts United - World Ambassadors 4 : 2 Scorers: Corny Corncorn (21.), Trolluc Troeffel (48.) ***Scott Troemel (76.), Rudi van Hal (43.) Penalties: 2 ***- Booked: --- ***Beau Barnett With all their players back from suspension, World Ambassadors were a whole different team - but it didn't help against points-hungry Greenskins who just wouldn't stop scoring. Monkey Business - Gangsters United 1 : 1 Scorers: Blondbeard (19.) ***Little Carmine (74.) A robbery! But what do you expect from Pirates? The home team was significantly weaker, but managed to rob a point off the Mobsters. Time will tell whether that was a smart thing to do. Sale Savoyards - Call of Cthulhu 0 : 1 Scorers: --- ***Ubbo-Sathla (16.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Abhoth, Daoloth, Zoth-Ommog A strategical victory for the Lurking Fear, beating out a stronger team by superior strategy and a bit of luck. With the Singers persistently losing close matches, they are challenging for the honour of being the first team to be unluckiest of the premiership two seasons in a row... Batt in Blax - Camarilla Divided 1 : 2 Scorers: Locke (4.) ***Paige 'Heihei' Duff (25.), Sebastien 'Decisive' Gibraltar (77.) Sent off: Matthew Sinclair (70.) ***--- Booked: Hamish Marshall ***--- Batt in Blax' strategy suited Generation X perfectly, and despite an early lead for the Black Caps, it was only a question of time until the away team had bagged twice. Lower Tadfield Apocalypse - Saturday Morning FC 7 : 1 Scorers: Chalky (45., 69.), Dick Turpin (13., 15.), Mrs. Beryl Ormerod (1., 25.), Warlock Dowling (19.) ***Foghorn Leghorn (29.) Penalties: - (1 missed) ***- Booked: --- ***Optimus Prime A rather straightforward win for the Apocalypse, although the 2Ds should have bagged at least one more. Dangermouse - Mishima Zaibatsu 0 : 9 Scorers: --- ***Jin Kazama (29., 60., 73.), Kazuya Mishima (25., 84.), Wolverine (2.), Asuka Kazama (14.), Greid son of Eri (4.) Penalties: - ***1 (1 missed) Booked: Agent 57, Miss Boathook ***--- The Mouseketeers have struggled really hard this season, and keep doing so against way stronger opposition. Lexington League Match day 11 ============================== Dead Dino Storage - Dial Square FC 1 : 1 Scorers: Junipher Greene (81.) ***Campell (85.) Once again Dial Square's manager was away on vacation, and once again they get away with a lucky draw. the Ancients - Les Gaulois 2 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Abraracourcix (88.) Penalties: 2 ***1 Booked: Tyrannosaurus ***Abraracourcix, Asterix, Homeopatix, Panoramix Les Gaulois put in a strong application for promotion managing to keep the Oldtimers from getting any chances from normal play at their own stadium! However, the referee decided it was give-out-cheap-penalties day, and somehow the match ends 2-2. Ajax - Sleep Wanderers 21 : 7 Scorers: van Mul (6 goal$s), Babel (38., 42., 56., 68., 73.), Charisteas (15., 62., 81., 88.), Mitea (16., 49., 65., 86.), Sonck (8., 22.) ***Death (29., 44., 79.), Thessaly (66., 76.), Despair (25.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: --- ***Delirium Ajax feed Trion, but it mattered zilch - there were a division of difference between the teams. AbN hope this is an indication that Ajax will survive in Lexington to fight another season (at least). Really New Bremen Cyberdruids - The 5 Percent Community 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Arne Sandsto (75.), Finn Orjan Saele (18.) Manager Brennhaug shows himself more tactically proficient than the AI, winning easily against a team of very similar strength. Desassossego Blues - Flaaklypa FK 0 : 2 Scorers: --- ***Solan Gundersen (34.) Penalties: - ***1 Booked: Bernando Soares ***Hallstein Bronskimlet, Jostein Kroksleiven A very even match at Athena Stadium between two would-be promotion candidates. It could've gone either way, but Flaaklypa FK were much more efficient, and challenge for a spot among the top three. Rosedale Quest - First Men of Rome 16 : 0 Scorers: Unicorn of Underhanded Fouls (6 goal$s), Yellow Goal Elemental (35., 43., 45., 55., 73.), Golden Goblin (6., 8., 81.), Goalscorer Golem (50., 61.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Virgil Whoa. Lexington League Match day 12 ============================== Dead Dino Storage - The 5 Percent Community 1 : 0 Scorers: Porcupine Tree (56.) ***--- Booked: --- ***Axel Kolle This even match could've gone either way, but the home advantage made DDS slightly stronger, and if someone was going to win this match, in all fairness it should be them - although a goalless draw would've made more sense. the Ancients - Ajax 6 : 2 Scorers: Rhamphorhynchus (2., 23., 81.), Tyrannosaurus (15., 50.), Morosaurus (10.) ***de Jong (61.), Mitea (74.) Booked: Rhamphorhynchus ***de Ridder Ajax thought this was a home game and fielded the home strategy. It wasn't very fit for an away game against top contenders the Oldtimers! First Men of Rome - Flaaklypa FK 3 : 6 Scorers: Virgil (5.), Spartacus (40.), David Collins (20.) ***Solan Gundersen (9., 29., 43., 60., 79.), Roger Jurtappen (76.) Penalties: - ***- (1 missed) Booked: Marcus Livius Drusus ***--- Bad luck for Praetorius David Collins and his Roman comrades - this rather close match should in all fairness have ended in a draw, but... Toga Boys, you fight like cows. Blame it on the inefficiency of council administrations! Sleep Wanderers - Desassossego Blues 2 : 18 Scorers: Thessaly (21.), Death (46.) ***Vicente Guedes (20., 49., 65., 79., 86.), Fernando Pessoa (9., 15., 37., 61.), Pantaleao (3., 24., 56.), Alvaro de Campos (5., 49., 88.), Alberto Caeiro (11., 88.), Bernando Soares (34.) Booked: --- ***Pantaleao As expected, the Blues danced around the Night Terrors and scored as they pleased. Only surprise is Pantaleao gaining himself a suspension in a match like this. Les Gaulois - Rosedale Quest 0 : 9 Scorers: --- ***Yellow Goal Elemental (34., 61.), Goalscorer Golem (18., 75.), Purple Goal Elemental (9.), Unicorn of Underhanded Fouls (13.) Penalties: - ***3 Booked: Obelix, Orthopedix, Panoramix, Tragicomix ***--- Uh.... Olivier must've been pissing off the referees somehow, given this ludicrous result and 3 penalties