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9-25-1992 The oW oster Voice (Wooster, OH), 1992-09-25 Wooster Voice Editors

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go Mooidpal wells coetamMated College water threatened ASHLEY VAUGHT was measured in concentrations of : Staff Writer up to 95 parts per billion (ppb). The r .- - The adage Think Globally, Act levels of the TCE in ground water Locally" now represents more than existed at levels up to 12,000 ppb hot air for Wooster's residents, who and the 1,1-dkhorethl- ene existed at are faced with the potential threat of concentrations of 7 ppb. Theground TP contamination in yet another well water tested is not used as a source of The deterioration of the quality of drinking water. ' VI' the water supply is not a new plight "Any amount of TCE is unusual, for the natives of Wooster. Since but when you compare that to the 1983, the SI well, part of the south allowable level of5 ppb in drinking 3 - well field of Wooster, has been water, I would say that is a signifi- 'jp ! known tobe contaminated with chlo- cant level," said Berger. The S 1 well rinated solvents. InJuly of thatyear, is no longer used for drinking water the Ohio Environmental Protection and the city has installed treatment i LI If Agency notified the City ofWooster equipment that these solvents had been discov- -' Not to dismiss the possibilites of ered. longterm exposure,' Berger added The contamination of the City of that although "limited short term ISC charter Wooster's water wells may have con- exposure is insignificant," risk as- sequences for The College of sessments are calculated for 70 years, gains approval Wooster. Clinton Hofs tetter, direc- and under those timelines, long term ft i 1r "it JUDY NICHOLS tor of the physical plant for the Col- effects ofeven small amounts ofthe News Editor lege, confirmed that the College chemicals are dangerous. TCE is a carcinogen forwhich mere After three weeks ofdebate, Cam water is supplied by thecity. "All of suspected is scientific evidence, Berger i pus Council finally approved inter-- the water supplied to the college current said, and is toxic by inhalation. W Section Council's revised charter comes from the City of Wooster," it the well-attend- stated. When asked he Since the initial discovery, during Wednesday's ed Hofstetter if concentrations of contaminants in meeting. The final vote on the issue was aware of the contamination, the wells lessened due to the 8-- Hofstetter said he was, but stated have was 0, wiih three Campus Council implementation of the interceptor members abstaining from the vote. that the tainted water wasn't being weuVand air stripper towers, two Solid approval for ISCs charter used. The water is not used for treatment devices used to pump mounted when Wednesday's meet- drinking anywhere in the City of water the contaminated water and then treat ing finally provided answers to many Wooster. contamination is a result of it, decreasing the levels of the con- ofCampus Council's questions about The taminants. Bob Houston, manager ISC These questions, which had chlorinated solvents detected in the According to an Ohio EPA for the Water Production Division photo by ASHLEY VAUGHT been voiced in earlier Cam pus Coun- supply. 1987 study done by against the insidious cil meetings, dealt with the possibil- report, "A July An air stripper tower is Wooster's first defense consultants hired by Department, said that at one on the city's water supply. ity of sections' and clubs' selection environmental chlorinated solvents that are wreaking havoc de- time the concentration in the S 1 well ory Manufacturing. Inc. non-discriminat- Wooster process violating the assessment and site inspection to the presence of chlorinated was between 3 XX) and 1300 ppb. so that the interceptor wells would clause of the College. Also tected con- since then has decreased to the intercept the southflowing contami- investigate and document site approval solvents in the ground waterand soil but questioned was the risk that the S 1 and ditions. From there the EPA con- on the company's property. Four 140 ppb. The concentrations ofcon- nants before they reached of the ISC charter would legitimize ducts a remedial investigation (RT) well samples in this study showed taminants vary in a well field de- S2 wells. fraternities and sororities on cam- superintendent and a feasibility study (FS). The RI the presence of chlorinated solvents pending upon the water plume, or Mike Gerig, utility pus. City Wooster, said that identifies the types ofcontaminants formerly used at the plant Contami- flow. The S2 well, part of the south for the of Several representatives ofISC and near the site, assesses well field, has no trace elements presently the SI well has trace present at or Council nation also was detected in soil ofsections assured Campus 1,1-dichloroeth- lene (6--0 the degree of contamination, and borings." whatsoever in the samples, and is amounts of members that the selection process When characterizes potential risks to the trichlo-roethyle- ne source drinking water. ppb) and no trace of TCE. The two chem icals found, used as a of " of clubs and sections did not violate contamina- community and environment. The (TCE) and 1,1-dichloreth- ene, The contaminants involved in the asked if he believed the non-discriminat- ion clauses. Sopho- longterm ef- FS evaluates several alternative rem- are not natural sub- south well field seemed to be ema- tion of the well posed more Jamie Bowman explained that well fects, Gerig replied, "All of these edies for prblems at the site. The stances. Rob Berger, public infor- nating from a point north of the selection is based upon the interest a lab, and I don't EPA attempts to find a PRP (poten- officer for the Ohio EPA field (1 mile north is the property tests are done at person shows in a section or mation tially responsible party) to conduct that a Center, said that owned by Wooster Manufacturing). have the information to answer." is therefore Public Information club, and that selection City of Wooster placed inter- When addressing these problems, Tmding any amount ofthe subtances The see contamination on page 2 the north ofthe wells, the Ohio EPA goes through an initial see ISC on page 4 is unusuaL" In the soil borings, TCE ceptor wells to

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contamination from front page Water supply unclean Hurst reveals failings of class structure NINALANY the RI and FS, or the EPA will con- Mohr, the EPA site coordinator for Staff Writer duct the RVFS.and recover any costs the north well field. --Economic differences are impor- later associated withuhe investiga- In addition to the chemicals that tant for everyday living," declared tion through legal action. The were discovered in the south well Professor of Sociology Charles E. cleanup does not begin until the FS field, another agent, vinyl chloride, Hurst in his forum speech Monday, is completed and a public comment a broken down product ofTCE, was Sept 22, entitled "Class inaClassless period is held. The whole process discovered. Society." can take more than four years to Both Gerig and Houston are Hurst began with a list of figures complete, but if there is an immedi- pleased with the progress made in designed 10 illustrate the fact that there ate threat to public health, the EPA the north well fields, but think the are different classes and that there are can intervene with emergency re- action in the south well field is pro- growing inequalities between them. sponse action. gressing too slowly. Gerig believes The richest one percent of the The current threat to Wooster is that the EPA is either not pressuring population receives as much income not the SI or S2 wells, but that the Wooster Manufacturing enough, or as the bottom 40 percent combined north well field is in danger of being Wooster Munfacturing is procrasti- There was a SO times greater increase V contaminated by the same chlori- nating. The EPA site coordinator for in- in upper class over middle class 1 nated solvents affecting the south the south well fields, Mike Bolas, comes The taxes on the poorest ten well field. Presently, the north wells answered these allegations by say- percent of the country increase the show no contamination, and the EPA ing that the EPA has only had an most," Hurst stated. and the currently identified PRP, the identified PRP since 1990. and com- Using many analogies. Hurst re- Rexroth Corporation are working to paring that to the actual date of dis-cove- ry ferred to several definuions of class. stop the chemicals from reaching ofthe contamination in 1 983, One of these definitions included de- the well field. it was really a comparatively short fining class as a "Neapolitan variety

ice-crea- The work that they have been time for a cleanup effort. Bolas also of m," composed of three doing is samples to confirm the con- commented that the department did equal elements -income,occupational taminants, and the direction of not have enough money to conduct rank, and level of education. ground water flow. Now they are the investigations previously. Bolas He stated that those individuals on evaluating possible options such as said that the first report submitted to the top of class structure do not be- pumping and treatment process the EPA from Wooster Manufactur- lieve that class antagonisms exist, through a air stripper," said Eileen ing was not adequate. while those on the bottom see the differences and inequalities. " Charles E. Hurst, professor of sociology at the College, discussed Tor those with much to lose it is social classes Tuesday night at McGaw ChapeL ...... International Programs bulletin easier not to admit or expose pov- These included a reorganization of work-far- e program thas been tried be- Are you getting excited about study erty," Hurst said. These people that acknowledge pov- the national budget to putmore money fore under former President Gerald ing abroad, yet? are less likely to with political power, toward helping the lower classes, the Ford, and that it failed. "Training Well, in two weeks is the Interna- erty are the ones classes institution of a national health care peopleforjobs mat don'texist." Hurst tional Programs Office Fair. There making itdifficult for the lower their situation. the plan and a more progressive tax sys- remarked, "is not effective." will be representatives from a variety of to improve Tor Hurstaccu3ed,"such tem. Alsc on a politkal note. Hurst re- different programs here to talk to you sake ofstability," under the rug." During the question and answer peated and refuted President George firsthand. concepts are swept Hurst only described the short- session, for which less than half the Bush's statement in the 1988 cam- The Fair will be held in Lowry Center not audience remained. Hurst pointed out paign that the United States does not on Friday, October 9, between 10 ajn. comings of the existing class struc- suggested solutions. that Clinton's proposal to begin a have classes. and 2 p.m. ture; be also If you are even remotely interested in study o'

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vice-preside- nt ing Mike Holden and possibility of us . it as fact fraternity.Ifabaseballrecruitcomes, m tf Eugene De Pasquale. wanting to go na- Here we can do whatever we want. We can he will probably be rooming in the tional. utn,t ho Krapper section. You are only kid- Adam Kiss What is the reason I'll tell you right amend our constitution. We can make our neouseither.iknow ding yourself if you believe that in- behind the name change from sec- now as far as I'm chanzes. Personally. I like this set up a lot that some sections dividuals coming here don't know tion to fraternal? concerned that is met a &rmm omiitM about fraternities. Mike Holden: The original reason not the case (want better than national. ofindependents are MJL: I've talked to students who was just because we thought frater- ing to go national). people that hang to-- said that they came here because nal better described the general con- RHz There is one section that I gone oft on many tangents that re- gether with similar ideas. And I know there were no fraternities or sorori- cept of our organization. And we know that doesn't even call them- ally aren't pertinent to the discus- that there are a lot ofdifferent view- ties but came here and found out it went "fraternal" instead of "frater- selves a section. They call them- sion. Basically, it's whatever your points within this section (KX). We was a different story. nity' just because we felt the faculty selves a fraternity. They definitely viewpoint is. If someone is against hadan incident last yearwhere some- I mink they should stress that they would have an interest in going na- Greeks, they're going to keep rais- one who is a member of this section a tional. Bat beyond that . I haven't ing issues that go against Greeks. said something racial and we had talked to anyone that has an interest. ' EDj I would say that there has discussion with 'the Men of "- it, -; -, The dues are a lot higher. And you been a trend towards talking about Harambee about 4- have all the (national) ties. Here we -- .or arguing about items that are not And just because he was wearing can do whatever weVanC"Wexan on the voting tableTTnat is not just the same letters thatJ wear I was f ) amend oiffconstitution. We can make here (Wooster) but that is any voting stereotyped with him. That upsets our changes. Personally, I like this measure that is controversial any- me. But I don't know what you're set up a lot better than national. where across the country; That is going to do about it. . ; AJC: In the September 1 1 edition . just people getting an opportunity to AJC.: So it just boils down to a of The Wooster Voice, Prof. Ron speak to voice their opinion even ifit lack of communication.' .' ' " Hustwit of the Philosophy Depart- doesn't have direct relation to what MJL: At times. . " I would say that when ment stated there is a real change is being spoken about So in that E.D.: also f toward what is recognized as frater- sense, it is probably an outlet for an individual does something along nities and sororities' within the past those people who are against the those lines (of racism or sexism), ten to fifteen years at The College of Greek system to come out and talk. matindividual is wrong whether they - Wooster. Has the system changed But I don't think that it is being are in my fraternity, Michael's fra- that much in the last decade? designed as a Greek bashing meet- ternity. Whether she orhe is an OAT, - MJlj I know the initiation and . . ing. BETA, ZETA go all the way down pledging procedures havechanged a . MJL I think a lot of U is misinfor- the line. That individual is wrong. lot Through the Greek Life Com- mation and lack ofknowledge on the AJC: Do you think that Wooster's 1. Mike Holden mittee they have been monitored a -- entire process. In Greek Life Com- administration is hypocritical when Eugene DePasquale probably would be upset with the lot more closely. I looked at our mittee we've been researching the they won 'tallow you to change your are local and don't have the national fraternity being used as a word. So pledge proposal (Kappa Chi) from history of pledging in sections and name to fraternal but at the same ties as opposed to saying there aren't happily spon- any when there is at least something wejust went with fraternal. And we ten years ago in Andy Gardner's fraternities (prior to being banned). . time they willingly and changed it back to ISC Last week it office. Some of the things they did This will be presented by the com- sor a Greek Life Committee? similar.

Inter-Section- problem AJC: At this point you're willing was submitted as al then we wouldn't even considerput- mittee before the faculty at their MJL: I don't see any Council and it was tabled again. It ting in there now. Because it was meeting in the beginning of Octo- with that because some of the re- to drop the fraternal label to pass will be up for discussion Wednes- closer to hazing. That would be the ber. Hopefully, that will clear up a search we've been doing (GLQ has your charter? day. biggest change I've seen. lot of questions the faculty have. shown that we've been allowed by MJL: Yes. E.D.: Surely. In a sense it is a Eugene De Pasquale: We never ED.: Also along those lines, AJC: Some students on this cam- the Board of Trustees to wear Greek battle you win. meant to be confrontational by the people who graduated just last year pus have the perception that some letters since 1936. The Greek Life can't then-n- ot M.H.: It was like Eugene was say- statement It wasn't like we were have said that within the time they ; sections and clubs are just enclaves Committee was set up around ing earlier. We weren't trying to rile trying to go to war with the faculty. went through it (pledging) to the for racist, sexist, and classist think- officially but an ISC predecessor up the faculty with this. We thought That wasn't the intention. The idea present, they have seen a decline in ing. What do you think about mat? was set up then. it was a good idea. was that we just that fraternal simply the actual amount of pledging ac- E.DjI would first say that it is The hypocrisy I would say stems prospectus sent oat to the - E.D.: Whether they pass the made nore sense. tivities. . tough for me to accept that claim as from the new students for 1992-199- 3. The name sectional or fraternal it won't AJCj I know you two have men- MJL: I think relations are also a being legitimate knowing everyone says that "we have seven local change what the groups do. We'll tioned before that there is no inten- lot better between the sections. I'm a that is in the SIG section. Knowing text fraternities." It says the word frater- still be the same. All it is is the tion for sections and clubs on Krapper and he's a Sig. And I know that we have people ranging from nities. It also has a picture of some title of the board we sit on. Wooster's campus to go national. when alumni come back they say each class and different races. That sec- is. tough for me CHIOS with Greek letters on. We would have liked the name, Yet. some friends ofmine within the "you don't go over there (SIG is just the way it It's legiti- Their big issue with fraternities but if they aren't going to pass it, Greek system have mentioned an tion) do you? You don't talk to those to accept that claim as being supposedly is that they are trying to we won't commit suicide over iL interest in going national. Conse- - guys?" We don't think anything mate. Maybe they have specific Page 6 September 25, 1992

Head piper sounds the call What do you do with a major in 9 History r "- Art or i Art ; - " -v 4,. ' ZACHARY VEELLEUX Staff Writer You don't know what you want to do with your life? You're not alone. Always eager to assist, theVoice wants to help. Here is the second in a series of articles designed to introduce students to various majors offered at Wooster. Beginning last week with archeology, we now continue, in alphabetical order, to art ' and art history. . I The Wooster art department concentrates in the basic creative fields ofart: painting, drawing, printmaking, sculpture and photography. While every art major wants to make a living as an artist, this is often a very difficult task. But that should not scare anybody away. Many art majors apply their skills in art to other fields. An art major can get a job teaching art at a university, college, secondary school or a cummunity art center, or find a position as a designer in industry. And there's alway the chance to work in a gallery or museum. An art major is taught logic, order, visual imaging, and other skills that can be applied to almost any other field (architecture is one of the more popular ones). Anybody who doesn't believe that visual images are very important in today's society needs only to look around at posters, advertisements, magazines, . newspapers, or buildings to be convinced of how important art is. t. What about art history? This field tends to stress the history part its title. It includes studying painting, of sculpture and architecture from a cultural point of view. An art history major can find a career in such fields as teaching, museum cureating, art sales, art critcism, historic preservation, art business or art theory. Many corporations also need art majors to assist them in investments in art or in sponsoring art exhibitions. Many art history majors go on to get Ph.Ds in art or art history or even Archeology or Anthropology, two closely related fields. r Art and art history majors from past years now hold many pre&igous titles. One alumni is now the director " . I of the Seatle Art Museum. Another is the Curator or Painting at the Minnesota Art Institute. Some alumni found jobs at universities: One is a professor, of Architectural History at Boston University, and another works in the Art History department at Indiana University. Making a choice about what to do with the entire rest of your life is obviously very important and should

i not be taken lightly. No one major is going to right for everybody, but with a little luck, everybody should -- find one major that's right for them. Art and art history are worth checking into for anybody who is interested in visual images, architecture, cultural history, or any one of many other subjects that these fields cover. - photo by JOSHUA FAGANS George Thompson at Saturday's football game against Allegheny. - Fisher welcomed to Wooster Sorting out our future by recycling ALFRED THOMPSON International Student Counselor, SHANNON PEERY materials: There are separate places for each Assistant Features Editor which is very similar to her present Special to the Voice Paper white, non-glos- sy .pastel, item in your dorm. If not call the Karen Fisher, a native of Lima, position at Wooster. The Recycling Dilemna or darkcolored(no construction, pa- Recycling Audix at 2034 for help or Ohio, arrived on campus in August Fisher finds Wooster to be a very Recycling is good. Sorting refuse per, tissues, gum wrappers, or chew a question. Moving thebins inhibits and assumed the position ofAssistant active school with "friendly people," takes little time once a program has residue). others being able to Recycle. Your Director ofStudemActivitiesforPro- and feels that larger institutions lack been set up. In addition it is benefi- Newspaper non-glossy(- no cou- call will be returned as soon as pos- gramming. Also thrown in the pack- "closeness.' cial to the environment. In fact, last pons from the glossy ad things). sible. age were the positions of Director of Fisher is very excited about her first semester the College of Wooster Plastic Now the processing plant Help us on the Daily Recycling Luce Hall and the Student Activities year at Wooster since this is her"first Recycling Program recycledenough we go to only can process plastic Runs!!!!!!!! It is really useless for Board Advisor. fall with no classes!" She now gets a paper to saveS 10 trees. The benefits types 1 and 2. They would have any of us to recycle if no one is Recycling triangles ons could listed on and on. So why enclosing the pick up Fisher received her B.A. m coro-municati- chance to indulge in her favorite ac- be available to the stuff on a from Bowling Green and tivities, such as watching old black doesn't everybody do it? numbers on the bottoms of the con- regular basis. just completed her master's work in and white classics and taking walks, Wewouldlikeyourhelp!!!!!!!!!!!! tainers. Recycling Runs occur Monday CouegeStudentPersonnel there also. especially on the track. You know what? 60 of the Class green, brown, and through Saturday 3 pjn. all the While working on her Master's, Anyone that knows Fisher well is waste stream is recyclable. If you clear.(light green or blue is classi- weekdays and 9 ajn. Sat. They Fisher worked at the University of aware that she loves conversation, think about it it makes alot of sense. fied "green") always begin at Kennedy Apartment Findlay as the Assistant Director of although she proclaims that reading is After all we have methods of Tin Pork and Beans containers. B. If you would like to help please StudemActrvities. She also served as her favorite activity. rrutilising paper, newspaper, almost Grapefruit juice cans etc. call the Audix at 2034 and leave a all kinds of plasties, glass, tin, card Cardboard corrugated card- message. FULBRIGHT AWARDS FOR OVERSEAS board, glossy chipboard, and alumi- board, brown bags. The College of.Wooster Recy- STUDY AND RESEARCH num cans. Only 40 or less ofwhat Glossy Chipboard cardboard cling Program is primarily a volun- you throw cutis notrecyclable. Logi- like packaging around beer, cola, teer organization. We have a part-tim-e cally, then, we more cereal, and many other mternAordina-to- Grants to over 100 countries for graduate study and re- should have items. worker and an r search. Teaching assistantships in English available in recycling bins than trash cans. We're Aluminum IBimetal who are paid. France, Germany, Ecuador, and Korea. working on that, but for now cansjanshiminnm foil. The students already involved do Campus application deadline: October 12, 1992 You can help us by RECY- The only materials that can be as much as they can. To keep mak- For information and applications, please contact Professor CLING!!!!!!!! mixed are newspaperpaper (unless ing progress, to recycle as much as Mary Addis, Deptartment of Spanish and Italian, Here at the CO.W. these things otherwise marked)and Glossy Chip- can be recycled (Remember 60 237 Kauke Hall, extension 238 1. can be done. board with Cardboard. of the waste stream), we need and You can personally recycling these Please do not move bins!!!!!! would value your support. as g' as Q ia 1 A Wooottr Traditiom Share 1SS3

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ticket " Cohen Jason Gndele AttitlmwtEiikm... Jeirimah Jcme UammgiMg Editor . i ( Betsy OTriea Basimossoii Deepak Sttefsmen AdrlUgMt Matthew Roach Ctotfutmr Mamagmrt ... ia-vje- Brcnnan Hadden eve . Jeff Stevens ou Production Staff... "To C Caroiim Miranda jobs prot-- Beth Wilee CkUf Staff VTriUr... Emily Silverman Afar Editor... Judy Nichols (TO Assistant Nrws Editor ... Bias Bates Featan Editor... Lytfia Amerson J Assistant Fomtan Editor... Alfred Tbornpaon Art A Eaiortabmmout Editor . . . Shawn Perry An apology, and then some Assistant A A E Editor... Justin Boyd Roe Ross ram Sports Editor... First things first, I need to apolo- Pact James gize frx a glaring enrx in last week's Natural disasters seem to be mov- StaffWritan... Rath Berry, Stefan Bielski. column. It seems as though I mis- ing along the Southern states. First Alan Deniro, Mike Dinman, quoted Bob Dylan (audible gasp of there was Hurricane Andrew which JothQrod. Anil Heck. bil- Mike Householder, Amanda Juniria, disbelief from the studio audience), struck Florida destroying over $6 Adam Kiss, Nina Lany, express my sincere lion in property. Next, Louisianians Mackey, Karyn Powers, and I want to Oris experienc-mgflood- s, Sara Sutherland, Bdi Sacs, regret at such an oversight. The line suffered from the storm, Ashley Vatight. Tadiaiy Veflleax should be, "I need a dump truck property darrtage,aouer Staph Gofmr... baby, to unload my head," not nuisances. They say things happen ki FhoUEdHer... lyrics come from the threes, and sure as the dickens, there's Josh Pagans "mind." The -- I al-bii- m a nasty storm brewing in Texas. This In CkUfrhototrmpkor... song, "From a Buick 6" off the Paul Borden "Highway61 Revisited,"in case one is threatening to reek havoc to die rkotoxrmfky Staff... tuneofabout$l( million. Yup.Ross Bnttany Bullafd awie of vmi are keeninff track at CatberinaTadrot home. I credit this mistake to the strange diet I have been consuming; Perot has reared his Dunv head to Csrloomdst... succinctly tell America, "Well you see it's like a big ol elicit out Maa Smith caffeine, Lowry doughnuts, and those sourgurnmi bean that someone keeps un's StaffArUat... Voice office. Regardless, it is my fault and I hereby there arcl bom ofthe candidates are Seem retrospect, I think I kind Abdul Raahid bringing into the apologize humbly and emphatically. Now, for lack of a witty Dylan segue, ofmadeamistake dropping outofthe racesosoon." Those may nothave been R.B. Baxter. Gina Bornbaci, I shall move awkwardly on. his exact words. Ithinkhethrewm,it'stirnetoget as RobbDeGraw. C Maaon HaDmao, barri,"andMyrasee,governmerttisgrkllocke But Mamaon, Matt Seaman, Flipping through the television's offerings this weekend, I came across an Michael mis time and hit Marc Offpode Smith old friend, John Jacobs. John is usually on at least once a week, but I haven't don't let his squeaky voice fool yoicJtoss missed his thumb Copy Editors... nail the head. DanaDeWecaa seen him in a while, so it was a welcome reunion. the proverbial on still reading my Kristea Flaschbart For those of you who don't know John, allow me to introduce you. John He did drop out of the race too soon. In fact, if you're JohnWeikart through the year2021) is a big guy. A big guy. His arms are at least the size of my thighs and his columns Mr.Perot (his Voice subscription is paklmfuU Owsbmdsfonm... your ten gallm into the ring, roll Michael Mattison thighs are frequently mistaken for telephone poles. His hands would not be consider this a serious request that you throw out of place on a bear, and there is an APB out on his neck. up your sleeves, and start shovelling. guy. real nice guy. He When Perot announced his withdrawal from uracte never entered both 7V Woositr Voict is a newspaper Despite this physical presence, John is a nice A y, Clinton sighed a deep relief. Neither candidate knew how the Perot of The CoQefe of Wooner comma-srir- doesn't believe in violence, and the only time I've seen him become upset Bush and snanaged and produced excka-sive- iy spirtitual this country. People (who now call themselves "United We Stand, America" isn't that The Voict it pub- is when he is talking about the devil and the decline of by student. would vote, they were glad to have him ofthe race. Ross was lished each Friday during the aca- For you see, John is extremely religious. catchy) but R demic school year, except durinj ex-aaxnns- sion which is a group men, huge running on a ticket which caused both contenders to worry. and break ptfiods. John is the leader of "The Power Team," of ng aQ his ignorance and unconvenu Any comments or questions con-cenri- men, who travel and preach in different churches around the country. But For of the Voict should be directed our economy is in a huge mess because our government there is a physical to their sermons in addition to the sprirtuaL "The He explained that to the staff Ombodspertoa spends more than it taxes. He had a simple solution to the problem: cut Opinions expressed herein are not PowerTeam" breaks cementblocks,cubes ofice, 2x 4's.baseban bats (more necessarily those of the student body, books (New York's, not spendingcr raise taxes, butwrtftevCTyro da or of than twenty in undera minute), and tears telephone faculty, coUeje adminisaetioa. have. Itshoukln'ltakeainillkinairc So where the Voict staff. Byhned pieces reflect Wooster's).Itshould benoted that these items arebretenixxby hands alone, coryrheopinionaof the writers. Tho Team." As has the issue gone? h left sometime m July, wimPerot'sresignatkja And talk double-spac- with feet and sometimes with the heads of The Power Voict all typed, ed but also encourages snaps ofrealecorKxnkrimrrovementmtenrisofreducmgt Veoen lo the editor which do a finishing touch, John usually puts on a pair or two of handcuffs and sustained economic growth is nowhere to be found. act exceed 300 words. Lenen exist will nowrefer to John as "Mr. Jacobs"). All this takes the trade deficit, and name, ad- them (for this reason I contain the writer's foil gives a Don't get me wrong. I too was pleased as punch when Ross Perot stepped dress, and telephone number in order place before a live audience and then, amidst the debris, Mr. Jocobs tobeeonsideredforpnbhauon. Let- down from the race. He is unqualified, ignorant, bigoted, and I don't think his received by 5 on sermon. . ters mast be pm. plan was a cure-a- ll for the economy. But at least he had a plan, and as long as Tuesday forFwhry's publication. The This is usually where I switch over to the country music video station the right to hold he was a candidate, Clinton and Bush were forced to talk about serious issues. Voict staff icserves because Mr. Jacobs' sermons tend to have that ring of redundancy to them. or edit any letter which it receives. Bush's ecorwrnic failures are obvious, ni spare you Bill Clinton's stump SdcacnpuxmvoThtWoosurVotct But sometimes I watch because mere is still a pair of handcuffs unsnapped, semester. speech and sum it up in a single sentence: we are experiencing the worst amS30peryearandS20per and that is impressive. Not extremely practical, but impressive. Overseas subscriptions are 550. economic conditions in postWWII history.andRcganandBush must be held Subscription orders and other com-menta-ry Now, I don't want this to be a diatribe against religion because it's not should be addressed kx judge faith, and I don't think I'm old enough to write accountable for the nation's decline. Voict really my business to "revitalizing the ThtWoosur that Mr. In his resignation speech, Perot credited Clinton with C-31S7.CO- and .W. a diatribe. However, I am curious as to the pomp circumstance Wooster.OH 44691 see DeGraw on page 8 (216)263-259- 8 see Obbligato on page 8 Page 8 September 25, 1992 Journalism's failure qoesttnoo STEFAN A. BIELSKJ A of cerricMem It has been pointed out that journalism in the United Stales rarely rises above An old icon in the history world came by to chat with us this week at the selective reporting of incidents and 'factoids." Trie few times any analysis has good ole C.O.W. Arthur Schlesinger gave us bis views on the topic of been tried, it usually fail-s- both to uncover the essential, revelanl background multiculturalism and, to my surprise, he seemed to be received almost of an event and to truly inform the public warmly. Naturally, his visit and the subject he raised created a veritable Journalists, insisting on applying American modes of analysis to problems hotbed ofdiscussion on campus. Some people loved him, some people hated farand wide, toooften try to oversimplify and portray issues in black and white. him, but the most common response I got when I asked friends of mine what Or more accurately in black, white, brown, red and yellow. There are overa I thought was"well, there were good points and there were bad points." This c ' I thousand ethnic groups in the world and maybe as many actual or potential upset me a bit because I have always preferred to hear stem, hardline, i ethnic conflicts. These, however, are not shadows of racism. These, for the extremist positions whenever a controversial topic has been brought out. To most part, are not based upon ignorance and "laziness," but real firsthand punish this middle of the roadness so many of my friends were giving me I experiences. These experiences often include centuries of war, pillaging, chose to make this the subject of Veritas this week. Not to mention that the genocide, and oppression which all the sensitivity workshops and inclusive v' Voice was desperate for space in the viewpoints section and it saves the u ,w.-W'1m.,sm- language in the world are not going to change. editors hours to run a full page "read and recycle " advert. - The former Yugoslavia is a noteworthy example. The Serbs shouldn't be Multiculturalism. Topics of this nature create much confusion and anxiety. One of the difficulties in addressing dismissed as racists. They have no visceral hao-e-d for say the Aborigines of such issues is trying to express your idea without striking an aggravated emotional chord in your audience. Despite Australia or the Aleutians ofAlaska. Their hatred is for people economically, this problem, I will this forbidden zone in a brief critical examination of the multicultural controversy. culturally, geographically, and yes ethnically very similar to their own. But enter a doubt there are several benefits to a curriculum (public or private) which operates on a multicultural there are essential differences and reasons for the civil war in Yugoslavia But Without them we have: greater tolerance and appreciation ofthe various societies that have manifested most people, even those who read American newspapers regularly, would not philosophy. Among a into contemporary America, a renewed sense of pride and heritage from the ethnically diverse national know that. They probablythink the whole nation suddenly went crazy or is on themselves population, and a more realistic view of the sociological evolution of this country. drugs. This is journalism's failure. They have not given that historic back- Even as such a curriculum presents us with these benefits, it is important to realize that multiculturalism can be ground that is necessary to understand the situation. For example, in an detrimental when followed zealously. One of the obvious problems is how multiculturalism is defined in practice. American newspaper story on Yugoslavia one would never find a mention of Even the term itself is confusing since there are several ways in which it can be interpreted and many people don't the battle of Kosovo in 1389 though all Serbians, even small children have a firm grasp on exactly what it means. In some cases people arguing for a multicultural way of study really remember it. Explanation of this event, where the Serbian Kingdom was want a bicultural program. Worse still, when the institution of multiculturalism is practiced there is the risk that defeated by the Turks, why Serbians blame other Southern Slavs (from which favoritism to one group or another will unnecessarily leave out an important point of view. That is not to say that we get Yugoslavia) and how those other Slavs took adererapam historically, does not happen today (it would simply be worse if it continued to happen only in another direction). Lastly, there would add to the understanding of the situation in Yugoslavia. Kosovo is is one other consequence to an excessively enthusiastic multicultural educational institution. By creating an burned into the collective consciousness of the Serbians like Passover, Good liberal guilt, the only thing that is accomplished is a cruel belittling ofthe real Friday, and the Fourth of July all rolled up into one. apologetic environment of excessive value we would find in studying another culture. The last thing the white middle class Eurocentric majority needs Certainly it would be great if the peoples of the former Yugoslavia could a multicultural curriculum is some token contribution to make minority groups feel better. The forget their centuries of mutual fear and anger and live together in peace and is to feel that rabid result would be the majority the students not taking the program seriously and missing the whole reason that the harmony and other warm fuzzies. But the real world doesn't operate that way. of curriculum the first place. We are close enough to that problem right now and we shouldn't It neverhas and it won't, at least for many generanons. What the public needs had been instituted in our to realize, and this is the job ofjournalists, is that some people must live apart push luck. Who are we kidding? Do you honestly think that the self obsessed, majority of75 odd percent will remotely care fxomothers,if they aretoliveatalL With mtemarional pressure they could be or treat with respect a form of study that too disproportionately represents a minority focus of study over their own made to behave and trade could be encouraged to cement economic indepen- cultural history? Look at the history of general group interests in this country. The ruling group that posses dence. This may seem cynical, but rncneyinctivates and one is less likely to numerical, economic, and political superiority over all others will notallow their fundamental interests tobe violated kill an enemy if to do so also kills a customer. This should have been realized beyond acertain point It's ajoke to see a purely ethnically egatitarian curriculum after World War I, when the modern Yugoslavia was created, but better late Overall the generally multicultural philosophy is a good one. As long as we can keep it from flying off the handle then never. or delving into the extreme we should be able to make it all right Maybe we should even be a little relieved that Why, one may ask, is it so necessary to have an informed public when our all the things that we could be fretting over these days, it is merely whether or not we have too many dead white leaders arc presumably knowledged? Well, first of all, that may be assuming of Euro-mal- es being read about to our kids. too much. Secondly, we live in a democracy where the government is supposed to be responsible to its people. Ideally this means we come to a consensus as a nation and policy, even foreign policy, reflects the will of the Obbligatofrom page 7 DeGrawfrom page 7 people, h&cnry can an imifcnned public net co detract from it. An uniformed puriic can be nianipulated to s 'John Jacobs is a big guy' Perot piques knows little about The Bush administratis ikillMy for waragatnst Iraq, our fbrmer rally" with trnstfavored naricfltrad status. Jacobs brings to bis faith. Granted, it's fun to watch, and even I can Democratic party." I couldn't agree This phenomenon, where the admmistratkM could emphasize Ir appreciate the symbolism of the breaking of the chains as freeing one's self more. Clinton has done a tiemeridous

de-errrpha- size its virtues (which was the opposite of the policy during the from the devil's grasp, but why? Reagan administration), was done from a position of suength. Is this what people need? Is this the only way to appeal to people? to bring from New York to California. Equally bad is when policy makers, operating from a position of weakness them in? (and it does, the churches are usually full, and I don't think "The His moderate policies have brought are led by public opinion, ignorartjxiiiLic opinion. This past summer, the Power Team" travels with an inflatable audience). . .. Reagan Dernocrats back into theparty, adrninisttarion considered military actkatopnxect the Shiitesm I just can't help comparing the fanfare to a barker at a carnival, or neon and even attracted several staunch frcm bombings by Sadara'sfcrces. Comrnertfators pointed out, and this may lights in Vegas; anything that usesso much hccpU to attract attention should Republicans. But Gov. Clinton, like be the reason for inaction, that the public was not ready for military action on probably be approached with caution. Of course there is also the argument Bush, dees not ba a concrete plan to behalf of theShiites because they were not aware cf their plight The Kurds that the endsjustify the means. I will not argue either way, except to say that scto oct economic woes. Clinton's people had heard of.U.N. inspectors and Iraq's nuclear program, sure, but not the ends should be used more in the Browns' offense. :, economic policies are baby steps Shiites. Therefore they could riot be protected. Bush, realizing his approval Undoubtedly I will continne to watch John Jacobs and "The Power ahead of Bush's but they won't put us ratings were low, was not going lo risk American Tires if he wasn't tart of Team," as I am weak-will- ed and watch most atrything that is enclosed in a ahead in the global race afoot public support, at least not in an election year. s brown box widt an antenna on top. B at he does make me worjder about what Perot's economic plan is a long-ran- ge The examples ofYugoslavia and Iraq denxiistrate the failure ofjouroaEsm people are looking for in their spiritual quests; arid bow far aarvation can go prescription for improved cco-rjorn- ic to inform and educate the public When seventeen-year-ol- ds can't find these before k brcorofi sales and spectacle. health, b may be rife with countries on a map, kalcriesaymucharxxathern,weCT At leastJohn Jacobs doesn't have to worry aboutjob security.Most people weaknesses, but its biggest strength is But when people older are not mfbnned,jouraalism tjas to accept nuch ofthe will probably still want to hear his sermons, and even if they don't be can limit addresses the problem athand, blame, rffalilg it if fhf irmfrfl yrffrring fitm "mrrlWinal larincM", and always find work as aweH, asjust about anything. Do you warn to tell him and k would require the other candi- meet its resrxxisibilities. Democracy, and ultimately peace, depends on k. he's not hired? dates to do likewise. September 25, 1992 -- I 7"hT 775 ,7TvTrr'1 Q I Page 9 Who is this Bpsh character? PETER JAMES The nauseating Sports Editor - - "You take the United Negro College Fund model that what a waste it is to lose one's mind or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." thought of Clinton If this (Iocs not make any sense, you are correct. It should also not come as a surprise that Vice President Dan Quayle is the one who said this. At least when he's speaking he can't spell anything wrong. Reality hit me this week concern- Nothing the two Republican presidents of the past twelve years have done has made any sense. Thanks to poor ing the presidential election. It set in leadership, bad policies and unfulfilled promises America is falling apart. Just ask the over 10 million unemployed when I discovered my door was cov- ' Americans how they think the country is doing. . ered with Clinton-ClintonGo- re On I am writing this essay for two reasons. The first reason is because I firmly believe that governor Bill Clinton is the stickers. I realized that the Demo- most qualified person to be president of theUnited States. rmnavodngforhimbecauseheisaDemocraL I'm voting crats have finally produced a some- -- 4. him he has plan future ideas to improve America. what competent candidate and cam- the for because a for the and The second reason is I wish to respond to the viewpoint entiiled "Pro-Clinto-n? Think Again" mat appeared in last paign. (This still doesn't say much if week's issue. It is obviom what this Republican vm compared to Mondale and Dukakis). right real issues ofthis election and focus on things that have absolutely no bearing on America's future. It's hard to blame Yet, when I think of this candidate I him though, because President George Bush does not have a plan and has no stance on any of the important issues. If become nauseated. you read the viewpoint you know what I mean. Not once did he mention whatBush will do ifIektedtofovembe. If Clinton's vision for America is That is the difference between the two candidates. We know what we are going to get with Clinton while we are left the same as he has had for Arkansas wondering if we are going to have to read Bush's bps again. as governor, we are in trouble. Under Clinton only three states have a higher Our nation's growth is the slowest since the Depression of the 1930s. The national deficit is spiraling out ofcontrol. rate of poverty and lower per capita income man Arkansas. He has raised The Republicans believed that they couldcuttaxesandincreascspendmgatmesanwtirne. Say what? Clinton is accused taxes and fees 128 times. of being a tax and spend liberal. The facts are that Clinton has raised taxes 127 times during the past 11 years while The condition of Arkansas environment ranks last in the United States. Reagan and Bush have done it 626 times! Large chicken industries, which financially supportClinton's campaign,are Clinton proposes tax raises only on the rich upperclass, the ones who received the greatest tax breaks during the allowed to let chicken droppings run into the heavily polluted waters. And Reagan-Bus- h era. But unlike Bush, Clinton plans on reinvesting the money in America. He will invest money in where does all the crap go? My guess is Al "The Sky is Falling" Gore used rebuilding roads, bridges and public works. He also envisions a national high-spe-ed rail system. This will create it for the content of his book. thousands ofjobs where they are desperately needed. Bush, on the other hand, believes that ifhe keeps smiling and we Clinton's education system is in shambles. . It ranks 48th in the nation. stay optimistk that thmgswifl turn aroureL Three quarters of Arkansas' high school graduates need remedial classes Even the deeply conservative governor of California Pete Wilson says their economy is the worst its been since the when theyreach college due to the lack ofsufficient education in the schools. Depression. You might ask, "What is Bush's economic plan?" It' s probably wnuen down on a piece of paper that can His stance on crime only gets better. Criminals serve only one-fif- th of he found in his fishins boat in Kennebunkport, Maine. Thai's where their termsbecauseBill lets them run free. And Bill has lacked any initiative

anti-discriminat- Bush has spent most of the past four President Bush calls himself years. towards passing ion policies. His state is one of only nine Bush calls himself the "education" the "education" president. president. Are you kidding? He has states that lacks laws banning housing discrimination. Additionally, Arkan done absolutely nothing to improve the Are you kidding? educational system of America. He sas fa one of two states that doesn't have civil rights statutes. can not even compete wun minion in .this area. Clinton will guarantee that Now does anyone understand why I feel nauseated? It's either the thought you are able to afford to go to college for four years. All you have to do to pay the govemmem back is to take two years of Clinton as President or the smell coming from Arkansas. your life and devote that time tocommunity service work orhave partwtteinoney you earn each year of deduct Utter your payroll. Clinton even guarantees those people who do not want to attend college a place in a technical school or m in an apprenticeship. We aren't quite sure where Bush stands on education, but he is open for suggestions. Feel free to write him with any ideas you might have. I'm sure he will appreciate not having to read hate mafl. GOP convention: the Another strong suit of Bush's isin the area of healthcare. NOT! The fundamental difference between Bush and Clinton is that Omton will gioranteehealm It is ridiculous that the richest masquerade ball pre-nat- al real country in the world is unable to insure its people's health. Clinton will also guarantee that care is made paper I came across press their belief upon everyone in available to poor and working women. He win also fully fund the Ryan White bffl which provides money for AIDS In last week's which he la- America that homosexuality is education and the care of victims. an article by RJXB. in a Con- choice and that it is the wrong one. ThfofovfriMtn he hmof family values. To infer that Republicans have family values and Democrats do not is beled the Democratic National vention "inasquerade ball" I think Who gave them the right to decide preposterous. How can Republicans have family values when they oppose a law that allows famUykave fa a conventions back- this? I am a male heterosexual, but I fadrig emergencies athorrsucAaste trie author has his realize that the Republicans suc- ljealmcarewiwtritionfwafifthof the ration's children? What sort offamily values does our governmem currently wards. if .Nowhere will you find greater cessfully target gays and single moth-moth- er possess when they deny the legitimacy ofmfficasofAnvricanfamflra They claim a indivktaauy what he would doifsomeonemhfainraediate sham than the Republicans continu- groups will not be far be-hi-nd. to be pro-lif-e, but wnenBiish and Quayle were each asked pro-choi-ce ing to call themselves the"champions farnirybeoBTjepregnaiit, each said that hewo Thatis exactly what the individual's rights." After their It fa painfuDy clear that the Repub- means, the right for a woman to choose what she wants to do with her body. They want loattow their children or of -- convention we can throw that boast licans secktocrucifyaU who donot fit grandchildren to make their own decisions, but will not allow ours. j away; it simply doesn't fit in their "famiry values" spectrum upon Fmalry, I want to refute some of the criticisms to arry t The Republican stance on abortion an iron cross of hypocrisy. Ufaabsolutdyiirrtnie that the iiiecliaau Bush has so inany skeleton in his ctosettr if of fa an example of bow they want oner McCarthyism under a new face and liad become public 1 would certainly ri Meanwhile Clinton thfagfathenisefresandanodiert with a new target fa what the Repub- arid hbirrvohranertwim the Savings ar for the rest of the. country. Both licans offer. r;as been repeatedly questiorjed aboutn George Bush and Dan Quayle have ; . CorneEkxtknDay.Arnericanswin in Vietnam. What a great source FIowot is. The date that ste publicly stated that they would each choose between the shining New was ever builL It's odd that we have not heard much mam Flowers lately. - support their daughters through an Covenant of Bin Clinton or the tired was niade that we rjerf . Tbe assertion that toe "vision thing" George Bush, a can- experience. guess shooting rifles in a western movie qualifies. If this abortion.: However, under GOP of country fa crazy. Ronald Reagan had a lot of I hfaorice-gtorio- platform abortion would be banned didate who has seen us criterion being president then a wanan c a physkaDy handicapped p is a fa for rape, in- party kidnapped by its own fascist say He did what thousands of other Toung without exception even country, u fa also wrong for Republicans to th the support. Would cest, the life of tb mother. , right wing. For myself, I turn to Ainericannxa (Mat that time. He usedperfectly legal measures to avoid fighting fa a war he did not Qaryle. He did exactly JtfaafavoritesayingofRepublican man from Hope, Arkansas and away you have Vietnam? If yoa want to talk about abort wartofm cdoclrfata candidates thatthey wanttokeep gov- from the viskwetf darkness offered by that by joining the Naikjnal Guard. ... " know who George Bush is. But ernment out ofdtizens private lives.. the GOP. We know who Bill Clinton is. He fa the one wi a plan for the future. We don't But the Republicans now wish im Brian D. Wittude, Junior we know where he wffl be if you get out and vote this November the iJenmk)ynm line. First Light hits Party 'Oil the ' Green RUTH BERRY -- -- - ' - . v : . - 2 , . ...; r...- i. .' ;. Staff Writer Once again, it's time for Party on the Green at the College of Wooster. Ifyou're planning to attend, you may Friday, Sept 25 be wondering what kind of music - Forms are due for Home- you're in for. Well, the band is called y-- coming Hall & House , y. & First Light, and they've got enough p Decorating Parade talent and experience to make this Registration by 5p.m. in the year's Party on the Green well worth Lowry Center Director's your while. Office. First Light isaseveiHnernber group At 8p.m. for $.50 see The formed several years ago after the Addams Family make their break-u-p ofa reggae band called I-t- aL big scream debut in the When I-t- al (originally formed in 1978) Underground. decided to split up, five members From 9p.m.-laj- n. Drive-in-Mov- ie. regrouped arid took on two studio Register at Lowry musicians to create a new band Info desk and bring a dollar! First Light The group is based in Red Pin Special from 9-- 11 Cleveland and has toured both New pjn. in Scot Lanes - Win England and theMidwest exlensrvely. Free Games!!! One of Cleveland's most popular bands, FirstLight also boasts the honor Saturday, Sept 26 the Clash in 1984. There will be Apple of opening for photo provided by SA3. First Light's music is sometimes Picking from l-4p- .m. Bring One labeled as reggae, but it's actually far The members of First Light will appear at the Party on the Green at 8 p jn. on Saturday. of $2 and register at the Lowry reggae." broader in scope. The band's seven Cleveland's most popular bands, their music has been described as "a unique, electric brand of Info desk. members come from diverse musical From 8-- 1 1p.m. come party d, unique, electric brand and the fantastic voice of lead vocal- backgrounds, and they draw from dominanUy reggae-base- hints at Dealer as"a of with the reggae band First BUI Center istguitarist Carlos Jones." FirstLight many types of music in their own rock, jazz, and funk as welL As critic reggae"; by Thomas of Light at the annual PARTY feel embellishes the traditional reggae playing. Guitarist Chopper Wasson Marc Holan of the Scene says, "First Stage as "reggae with a rock and ON THE GREEN!! And and dub thrown in for style. musicians pay allegiance was influenced early on by acid rock Light sought to combine all of the a link Calypso The from U:30pjn.-2aj- n. enjoy Spelic immortals like Bob Marley and groups like Iron Bunerflv and by blues members' backgrounds in the pursuit good measure"; by J. Alan of to PARTY AFTER THE reggae. without assimilating or musicians like Eric Clapton. As a of a new sound." the Scene asa unique blend of Peter Tosh GREEN in the Under- with imitating says Michael G. result, the members of First Light This "new sound" has been de- Calypso and mainstream pop. .. them." ground! wailing KastcuciArtsEnterudnmenL produce a sound that, although pre-- scribed by David Sowd of The Plain hot guitar licks, keyboards The members of the band freely Monday, Sept. 28 acknowledge their deviation from the Come play in the Singles typical reggae sound. Chopper Pool Tournament in Scot Concert OBIiectlOR Wasson, in an interview with Marc Lanes for $3. Holan of the Scene, explains "We're SHAVN PERRY nota steady reggae band. .. we appeal A&E Editor Wednesday, Sept. 30 to more people than just a reggae Bring your money to the crowd. Our music is like a bridge. Clothing and Craft Sale in The whole band is made up ofdiffer- Lowry Center and Kittredge Public Hall ent lands of people, and our indi- Moniisey Friday, Spt25 Lobbies from 11a.m.-1p.- m. lead across the vidual influences us 5-7p- Leslie West and jn. featuring Many BeU Fkck &TbeFlecktoiMS Saturday, Sept. 26 Oberlin Collej line ofreggae. .. we encourage people Moons. RikEromett Agora to check out reggae music and not just Video Night at the Under- HebnetTaithNo.More Monday, Sept 23 Agora take us as an example." ground begins at 8p.m. with wide popularity First Light erjoys Cher in Suspect and contin- touring and has had great success in ues at 10p.m. with Pump Up the Ohio college circuit. If you want the Volume see each for GUnn Frey Friday, Oct. 2 Agora to check them out for yourself, they'll S.50. Dread Zeppelin Sunday, Oct. 4 Shooters Live be playmgat Parry on the Green from KrisKrossM.C.Lyte Front Row 8-- 1 lpjn. this Saturday." Soup DragonsTom Tom Club Monday, Oct. 5 Aora En Vone Thursday, Oct. S Front Row Sass Jordan Friday, Oct. 9 Shooters U?e -- - 14 SPRING BREAK '93 Sonic Youth . Wednesday, Oct. Aora 1992 submarine for sale. Chicago Thursday, Oct. 15 Front Row SELL TRIPS, EARN 1 1 models." No miles. Robert Cray Band Friday, Oct. 16 Agora CASH & GO FREE!!! Test drive during lunch Arkansas TraveCers Sunday,' Oct. 18 - Agora Student r. Travel Services Oct. 24 ' Coliseum , or-dinne- Must taste to Def Leppard Saturday, is now hiring campus appreciate. Call 264-714- 4 pf call TicfcetMaster Outlet: representatives. Ski For tkket information on most these shows, the or 263 SUBS for In Cleveland: ' In Akron: packages also available. additional information. 1-800-64- (216) 241-555- 5 (216) 945-940- 0 CALL 8-4849. i September 25, 1992 L A fr Page 11 i I On the air, and out oftheir minds record review : FREDERICK CORNELIUS They have skewered such cultural intellectual challenge and the chance New by Husker CAVANAUGH kxraasShakespeare,JuliaCnikl,Bob . lo dance; Heidi Ertd, the spitfire of

-- Special to die Voice . Ross, and Henry Copeland, as well as the group and its enforcer; and Chris- 3 1U1 111C1 II Ulll lllCUl Tbeysaxiitwouldn thappen. They presenting timeless parodies of roov-ies.boo- ks, tina Foell, her genealogy is suspect said it couldn't happen. Most people television stows and comic but she's a damn fine wrestler (there JOHN WEKART

said it shouldn't happen. But it did. books. Star Wars, Mission: Impos-sible,SupennanandBeowolfh- aveaa are bruises to prove it). Staff Writer The College ofWooster's own ra TheNewGuard(peoptewhoshould A while back, in the early to late '80s, there was some talk in the music dio comedy troupe has launched yet felt the wrath of Footlights' twisted have known better): Kevin Doughty, world ofa Minneapolis scene. Like the Athens, Georgia scene that came another season. sense ofirony and satire (don't worry a man capable of eating anything, before it and produced bands like REM and the B-5- 2s, Minneapolis was

This eclectic band of comedians. ifthese words are unfamiliar, they are ,. thus the gourmet of the group; Ruth supposed to have been a thriving new rock music capital ofAmerica.

known as Footlights, was founded in comedic terms used to instill a sense . Berry, claims to be from Ipswich, but The two major bands to actually materialize from all that hype (sorry. 1989 with the sole purpose of reviv ofexpertise that does not exist). And, we thinkshe'sactuafly from Reeveeah; Prince doesn't count here, we're talking about rock and roll) were the ing a comatose art form, radio com lestone believe thatFootlights dwells Noah Parker, aMichigan fan. Enough Replacements and Husker DO. Both were great post-pun- k bands, : edy. They are the one last gasp, the only in the shallow end of the social said; Brad Dixon, pseudo-juggl- er and especially HUsker DO, who turned their amps up much more loudly and one final exhalation of a discipline pool, it should be noted that they have Ere walker who prefers the name screamed a lot more of their lyrics than the Replacements ever did. that included such greats as Peter Sell tackled such diverse topics as politics, "Buffy;" and Mike Mattison, the As Husker DO progressed from Zen Arcade sad New Day Rising to ers, Abbott and Costello, and Spike philosophy, and the field hockey team ancient one, voted most likely to im- like Candy Apple Grey, it was becoming hard to ignore that the Milligan (don't worry if these names (for which they were penalized the plode. band, and especially guitarist , was beginning to sing real are unfamiliar. Footlights has no sense appropriate IS yards). The Right Guard: Fat Buchanan songs with great tunes and actual lyrics. Itwas arparent that this band may of history). They are the cardiopul But who are the misfits behind this (no wait, just kidding). have been influenced by the puriksbutwas by This monary resuscitation technique ofthe mayhem you ask? Although they There they are, a baker's dozen of new band from Minnesota had and this would have been enough to airwaves, refusing to bow to the on should need no introduction, so as not genius, neurosis and plain old gump- make those 70s punks cringe, conjuring upas it did pictures ofBob Dylan slaught of indifference and court or to be recognized by any state tion that attempts to give meaning to and James Taylor and the like real songwriters. ders. They are dialed in to a sense of marshalls, here they are. The Old this process we call life. If you've Bob Mould was the guitarist and the better ofthe twosingersongwriters destiny, of comedic greatness, of too Guard (returning members from last ever wondered about the meaning of for Husker DQ and he is the force behind Sugar. In many ways. Copper much free time. They are Footlights, year's troupe): Steve Schroeter, he's artistically placed iguanas, listen to Blue is simply Mould's third solo album. Mould did all the writing, vocals and they are back. just in it for the money and assumes Footlights. If you've ever wondered and guitars. The rest of Sugar consists of on bass and Crediting their longevity to well-pai-d absolutely no responsibility; ,Suzy what happens when lemmings be- Malcolm Travis on drums. : lawyers and a limited listening Salmon, handy with the power tools come power hungry, listen to Foot- Mould's lyrics have always held within them a sense that life is out of audience, Footlights hopes the 1992? and a damn fine editor. ..She's in lights. Ifyou've everwondered about control Mould writes about modern living and personal relationships as 93 season will once again make ra- charge of the "warm fuzzies; Chris tte threads ofliuman existence wouixl ifthey arc hurricanes headed straight for him. The voice at the center of dios sweat within an eight block ra- FarrelL she's the DJ. damn it!; Sarah up in the tapestry ofreality, get a life, the-stor- m in most ofhis songs is unable to do anything to stop it Inmost dius. As a staple of WCWS the past Clarke, you can call her "Flower" if but listen to Footlights. every song on CopperBlue there is a central image oflack ofcontrol, and few years. Footlights has marched you want to; ' Laurel Springer, she Footlights, every Friday night from even the song titles, like "Helpless" and"IfI Can't Change Your Mind," convey this idea. undaunted to the beat of an off-ke- y faints a lot and requests the ABBA 10 to 12 on 903 FM, WCWS. Foot- drummer. songs; Gardner Key, he's in it for the lights, radio will never be the same. On this album. Mould finally conjures up the sonic equivalent of this helplessness. On such songs as "A Good Idea" and "Slick" he describes commentary a violent disturbingworld and matches these lyrics wimabrutaland thick wall of guitar . The guitars fly at and around Mould's voice Alternative is dead; let it rest in peace violendy as if they mightjust go out ofcontrol at any moment At other times, the waD ofsound hovers around Mould as ifitjust might bury him MKEDITTMAN win not be as successful as their par- the booths had to offer. I picked up a alive. BarbeandTravis, meanwhile, give Mould support like he has never ' Staff Writer ents. The "singles" soundtrack is all condom at thesafe sex booth and was before received from a rhythm section. Everyone wants to be alternative. grunge. at thejewelry booths when the second The overall effect is devastating. Like the Rolling Stones' classic This is the year that Nirvana went LoUapalooza "92, Blossom Music downpour hit. As the proprietors of Beggar's Banquet, Copper Blue feels like a trip through helL We quadruple platinum. Helmet was Cteter.it was the end ofJuly and very theboomscuiriedtocovertheirwares, eventually reemerge into the real world and are comforted by the signed for a cool million, and wet' It had been raining all day long people began to take things. At first, optimistic "Man on the Moon." Butjust as "Salt of the Earth" is unable Soundgardea was on the cover of and my girlfriend and I had lost our just a few people lifting a few things, toerase the discomfort caiisedtysongsli Spin with a banner proclaiming it the blanket in the mud. People had made but soon everyone was surrounding Stones' album, the positive note on which this album ends is ultimately booth, grabbing great handfuls Grunge is the name . a mudslide down the sides of the hifl. the of year of grunge. " not enough to erase the images and the sounds which have come before. given towrathappened whenabunch Pearl Jam (a band with two songs on jewelry. Kim Thayil, the guitarist What ffrVT " ' what it feel like to he peiched with Mould on the of guys from Seattle started playing the "singles" soundtrack) was just from Soundgarden, the fourth act to "Hoover Dam." Weare dangerously close to the edge and Mould tells us music inspired by Black Flag, Kiss, getting ready to play. My girlfriend play, was later quoted as saying that that it is the "wind from the traffic" which may send us falling. But we Zeppelin and the like. and I positioned ourselves in front of Lollapaloozawasaboutalotof people know that it could just as likely be his music; it's niore powerful than the Cameron Crowe's new movie the barriers that guarded the path into "affirming their alternativeness." I wind anyway. We also suspect that with music this good, it might not be Pearl Jam came out, got a nice pair of silver earrings. "singles" was released last weekend. the pavilion. suchabadfalL ? Crowe worked taRolling Stone when thunder crashed, and the guy behind There isno"altemative"any longer. he was 15, and went undercover in a me pushed me through the barriers. There is nothing alternative about a - rnovie soundtrack orpaymg rock pro- high school to make the film Tast 'Instantly!was swept up in astampede .- (the film and lost contact with my friend. , I moters $40 a ticket No one ever TmiesAiRidsenxxtKgh" - that taught my generation how to talk found myselfin thepitbeing slammed called Casey Casern's axmtdown al- fill: rjiVo.- likeasurfer and give head to a carrot). around. Security began checking ternative, but on it you could find Soundgarden. What hap- I , "Singles" centers around a Seattle evervone'stickettoseewhooelcnged Nirrariaand H ' ' ' ' ' ' Will . and who When pened? A lot ofdisillusioned middle apartment building, and the lives and in the pavilion didn't SNEAKERS (PG--1 3) starring Robert Redford were desperately grop- h ng resi- into the pit, they started class whiiekids loves of its tweriry-sornethi- they waded dents, "singles" is supposed to speak swinging. I caught anasty blow to the ing around the suburbs and found "alternative" music. Grunge has for my generation, the one that USA kidneys, fell down and was kicked in CAPTAIN ROB (PG--1 3) starring Kurt Russell & grownup. The vibe haschanged. It's Q Todcry called "The NewLost Genera- the head several times. Pearl Jam Martin snort Martens and 7:i5&s:i5 tion," the first one in history com- played and left I left my illegal all Las Vegas in Doc here on in. posed of people who, statistically. pavilion seat and went up to see what flannel from Page 12 p COMICS 111 September 25,1992 commentary

The metaphysics ( - T M t SoMEwhttz t r Shadows- ofeating at Mom's For mons Nov- - X havz vatted Pot MATT SEAMAN PLANS' WE6E THIS TME a I Humor Columnist VATI STOPPBo I don 'tknow if you know anything .o v II BY ; come.;., i about Kantian metaphysics but ifyou V I MY ENEMIES' do I wish you would have called me ' this past week. I had to write a paper BEFORE- - 6uT about Kant's position on space for Prof. Gass, who is, as well as being ..AKZ easily impressed by cheap flattery, one of this college's best professors. DIFFERENT ft Anyway. I had to write this paper for this class that I had to take because Tm a philosophy major. I decided. "When rgraduate I could have a ma- jor like Economics and understand things lilx money which allows people an understanding food, or I j to get of could have a major like Philosophy which allows people to understand things like Kantian metaphysics, which allows them to get an under- standing of poverty." As you can tell. I'm learning logic, too. : I a So, since I am, after all, a profes-siona-L. err v amv never tantl W vju INJUSTICE tl No. I mean-- Since I am an at Wie, W. I American college student, I can't just "W ro jo $t,wl fin- - start a paper. Instead. I have to go to REUNITES !. J Mom's for at least three to four hours g (WkC Cents JiLDtU ) 4 and have inane conversations with XA 7 A , Jff277 VJJ ... people I don't really like where I

drone on and on about how much I . ! i I I mn i L i - I need to get to work. Actually, I think - Some chteiu TV- the "drone on about work at the col- footed at -- f.'a eggs jt;.tMM.JyPB people. lege food place" clause is somewhere T realized.- - 'J been fiJWffia in the College Student's Union regu- Kidnapped ALIENS-- ' lations, but I'm not really sure. Anyway, I have this fetish for cof- fee, and I wanted a Jamocha Shake, like the kind they have in Arby's. So I went to the linle window without the glass thing, and I stood through sev- eral phases of the moon until the woman behind the counter saw me. and her brain cell kicked in and she consuliedher "How to Workat Mom's Manual" and with the speed of a paraplegic she leapt into action. Anyway, I asked for my Jamocha shake thing, and she, of course, had trouble with the concept. I think she must have beena history major. They get to understand the concept of food, but only realty old food. So, I asked her for my shake and she dutifully v made it. Then she told mc it would cost 25 cents extra for me to have coffee instead of milk in the shake. My question is, why. if coffee is just water.that you can get from atap, and beans that you can get from a third-wor- ld country with a failing econoraymat never charges more than 3 US. dollars for anything, does it cost MORE money than milk which : Strip involves the use ofan entire cow? Not Cmc J V to mention the entire pasteurization process. Not to mention the entire legacy ofLouis Pasteur, who was, by the way, a friend of Kant NCjCT WEEK- - OH fS, we WouuD L - 'mmi.mii September 25, 1992 l:ft1TgIiMBr Pageli

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12-ya- NCAC play MIKE HOUSEHOLDER ten from the Wooster rd line. Staff Writer ' They scored on me very next play. JOSHELROD The College of Wooster Fighting The bottom line is that Allegh- Staff Writer Scot football team (0-20-- 1) took eny executed. They out-h-it as ind Galen Avgerinos kept the Fighting one on the chin this past Saturday out-play-ed us in every phase tf the Scot tradition of exciting wins alive afternoon as it was defeated by Al- game," commented Tucker. mis past week by scoring against legheny 56--7. Allegheny's dominance of the Hiram with onlyfive minutes toplay . The 1,159 fans who witnessed the Scots continued into the second The goal brings Avgerinos' total to contest at John P. Papp stadium saw stanza as it again scored on its first four, only trailing teammate senior head coach Scots man- BobTucker's possession. . c ; Mphatso Namwali by a goal. handled by the Gators, who have This drive was similar to the pre- Avgerinos score broke a one all ne won the NCAC title five consecu- vious scoring drive. --"The --Gators that had lasted throughout the second tive years. ; rambled 59 yards in 8 plays: The period. The Scots record now have Wooster came into Saturday's drive was capped off by Drayton's six wins with only one loss. matchup with highhopes as the team 20 yard scamper right up the gut of The winning goal came on a cross had madea strong showing the week the Wooster defense. from senior-Mat- t Moncrief to before in its opener against Drayton gained 45 yards' oh 6 Avgerinos who was open on the right Kalamazoo. This was not repeated carries again during this drive. side. Avgerinos chipped a shot over as the Galon ofAllegheny took con- Drayton finished the day with 167 the Hiram keeper and into the goal. trol of the game, scoring early and yards on 25 carries. l The Scots were able to hold out often. Wooster's defense was unable to il from that point against a tenacious Much like Kalamazoo had done handle the power ofme Gators run- r Hiram offense. the week before, Allegheny estab- ning attack. Crumbling, the Scots Senior goalkeeper Jon Weiden-ham- er lished the groundgameearly against allowed three more touchdowns in collected six saves to bring his the Scots. the second period leaving the Gators season jotal to thirty-si- x; his goals This was clearly evident on the ahead 35-- 0 at the halfway point of r against average is just OS per game. Gators' first possession, as All-Confere- nce the contest V ' The first goal of the game belonged

running back Stan Drayton , The Scots were dealt another bad to Wooster when junior Chris Bond ran for 45 yards on 6 carries. blow when team captain seniorJohn was fouled in the penalty box and The first drive of the game was Marcinek was injured during sophomore Roger Haller converted capped off by a 12 yard pass from Allegheny's second scoring drive. photo by PAUL BORDEN the kick. The goal was Halter's first quarterback Paul Bell to fullback Al The senior linebacker suffered a Dejected sophomore Matt Haas watches as the Fighting Scots were ofthe season and came only a minute 5 beaten in every facet of the Allegheny game. Kaufman at the 10-.2- mark of the slightly separated shoulder and re- into the first half. Despite the early " 81-ya- first quarter. This 12 play. rd turned for one series before calling it : The second half was no different hoping to pick up its first win of the lead, the Scot's weren't able to main drive had come to a halt after the an afternoon. than the first as the Gators poured it year and its first win against an tain their momentum and failed to Gators were stopped on a third and Also missing from action Satur- on scoring three more touchdowns. NCAC opponent score again until the fourth quarter. 12 play at the Wooster 23. Allegh- day was sophomore Mark Soliswho Wooster's lone score of me contest Wittenberg boasts the NCAC's As the second half started, Hiram eny decided to attempt a 41 yard did riot dress due ban illness. Both came wuh 46 seconds remaining as number one defense as well as a picked up the pace and scored on a field goal on fourth down. players are expected to play next backupquarterback Jim Smucker ran strong offense. quick through-ba- ll goal. The score until The Scots shot themselves in the . Saturdaydesp&theirrespective ail- the ball in from one yard out They are led by tailback Marlon remained at one apiece foot as they were called forroughing ments. . - The Scots were beaten for two Perryman and fullback Jimmie Avgerinos goal Allegheny lackerChrisMerskL The VM(Manek)wouldplaymissinga reasons on Saturday. First, the Gators Parker who are both averaging 4.7 The team didn't see any more ac- - first-an- ' this week, left yesterday penalty gave the Gators a d- body part," said Tucker. -- have superior personnel on their yards per carry. tkn past but squad who performed at top ability. TheTigersare alsostrongat quar afternoon for the Colorado College Their offensive line and running at- terback asJJCRunkel has completed Invitational where they will compete North Coast AtWetic Cdnfeifence tack led by Drayton proved too nearly 57 percent of his passes this this weekend. The invite will be the defense. season. - " V ' last game before the Scots begin their Report-StandineamStatist- ics much for Wooster's Football Second, Wooster made too many WI expect them to wake up and not conference play. committing Wooster begins conference play - - mistakes, including six accept defeat," finished Coach W L T PCT. with its first home game since Sep- turnovers to Allegheny's none and Tucker .when asked to predict his times. tember 12 as the Scots take on Case 1 1.000 beingpenalized atinopportune team's performance tomorrow. OhioWesleyan :0 0 at4.-0-0 Among the few bright spots for GAME NOTES: Both Wooster Western Reserve thisWednes " was tightend Trevor had 72 plays from day afternoon. They then take on Dcnison 0 1.000 the Scots senior and Allegheny 1.0 Gamer who caught 9 passes for 71 scrimmage. The difference is that perennial rival Ohio Wesleyan on yards. Garner is off to a good start, the Gators garnered 430 total yards October 3. Allegheny 1 0 0 1.000 hauling in 10 passes for 104 yards while the Scots only had '234 The Scots can fed confident about week. yards how they are playing at this point in Wittenberg 0 1.000 last John Ramsier, despite three in- The Scots were outrushed by Al- the season. The play ofveterans such 10 asNamwali and Avgerinos, as well as CWRU 0 0 0 terceptions, again showed that he is legheny 289 yards to 35. an accurate passer hitting Scot re- Allegheny converted 50 percent Bond and Haller combined with a strong group of first-ye- ar players Earlham 0 .000 ceivers 22 times in 3 1 attempts for a oftheir third down conversions (5 of completion percentage of 71. 10) while Wooster only converted leaves no doubt as to the potential of 10 the team. In addition, on the way to 1 Tucker added,"We did have good 40 percent (6 of 15) Kenyon 0 0 .000 1 pass protection, good pass catching, Even though Marcinek only played their impressive 6 and record this season, the team has captured the Oberlin 0 1 0 .000 and a good kicking game." one full quarter he managed to lead Tomorrow, the Scots travel to Wooster in tackles with 10. Wooster Invitational and gained im pressive wins against tough teams Wooster 0 1 0 .000 Springfield, Ohio to take on the Ti- The Fighting Scots will travel to gers ofWittenberg. Wooster will be Wittenberg tomorrow. such as Trinity and Wilmington. -- ; 1 : j Page 14 S-- ' - - - " September 25, 1992 SJBRT S field hockey Lady Scots boonce back afterTOisgti .toereament PETER JAMES ing andregained control ofthe game. played an excellent game despite Sports Editor The game winner came off a allowing the only goal of the game. The Lady Scot field hockey team scramble in the circle. Senior Jody While most of the game was played bounced back from a disappointing King and sophomore Cathy Hansen in the middle of the field the offense weekend to defeat Oberlin 2-- 1 in teamed op for a pass and a slapshot appeared to lose its edge as the overtime Wednesday. goal capping a 2-- 1 win. game went along. Wooster fell 1-- 0. The Lady Scots traveled to Oberlin Wooster started the week on a bad Day and junior Tiffany Lerch as facing the possibility of dropping note as they dropped all three con- well as sophomore Betsy Shannon below .500 if they lost. Oberlin was tests of the Salisbury Stale Tourna- performed well in defeat Espe- ready for Wooster. One of Oberiin's ment in Salisbury, Maryland. - cially strong was the play of Shan- defensive leaden described the game Their Cm opponent was Salisbury non. She was "unstoppable" at as "our game of the year." State University. The Lady Scots sweeper, dodging forwards and Junior captain Lisa Ostermoeller fell behind early as the Sea Gulls midfielders as she brought the ball expected a battle of forwards be- took a 1-- 0 lead. But behind the goals up the field. cause of the balance of speed and of first-ye- ar Wendy Perkins and The last match of the weekend control each team had. That's ex- sophomore Caroline Robinson, pitied Wooster against Oneonta. It actly the way it worked out. Wooster moved ahead 2--1. was billed as the game ofthe tourna- Wooster had several scoring op- Robinson leads the team in goals ment. portunities before they were able to with six and is seventh in the confer- Oneonta exploded onto the field get on the scoreboard. First-ye-ar ence in scoring. and took a quick 3-- 0 lead before the Solveig Slavin sent a ball to the top The Lady Scots were unable to Lady Scots could get into their .s" of the circle which junior Luci Day hold on to their lead. Communica- rhythm. blasted into the goal for a 1-- 0 lead. tion breakdowns by the entire team Coach Brenda Meese continually f But within seconds Oberlin took allowed Salisbury to take control . substituted players in an attempt to Wooster's lead away and knotted The Sea Gulls scored the last three get the offense going, but the Lady the score at one. The game beaded goals and grabbed the victory 4--2. Scots were shut out for the second for sudden death overtime. The second game pitted the Lady consecutive game. Wooster looked tired as the extra Scots against Mary Washington Col- The Lady Scots' next game is photo by JOSHUA FAGANS First-ye- ar Katie Doyle pass forward game. stanza started. But they kept fight-- lege from Virginia. The defense against Kenyon on Homecoming. fires a during recent home

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at wholesale M.T0riees! In Wooster... 2625277 New Address: ; ; 2018 Great Trails Dr. (behind the oppJpdge on Rt. 30.. Sail for directions) volleyball Last Sunday's 28-1-6 beating of the Los Angeles Raiders should not Close only counts in horseshoes havecomeasasurprise. The Browns are the most unpredictable team in Browns CHRIS MACKEY the NFL. When you expect great eat Staff Writer things they fall flat on their faces Kalamazoo, Michigan was the (see game vs. Colts). Then when you mink they are dead they play a sight of the CLCA volleyball tour- tremendous game (see last week). : nament this past weekend. The Browns did receive another stroke of bad luck as backup up quarter- The College of Wooster Lady back Todd Philcox, who led the Browns to victory a week ago, broke his Scots took high hopes of adding to thumb. He will be out for six weeks. This week's starter will be Mike their win column with them as they Tomczak, a former Ohio State Buckeye quarterback. made the four hour bus trip. Unfor-- . The Denver Broncos come to the dog pound this Sunday after suffering tunately, they couldn't find a way to a humiliating 30--0 loss the Eagles. John El way and company puU out a win at the two day tourna- O wiUbe mabadnKX)dandwiUbeseekmgtotakeitoutcTomczak. We also ment know that the Broncos have the Browns number (see 1987,8 90). Every- " Wooster played two of their four thing is pointing in the direction of Denver. But everything was in favor of matches on Friday, September 18. Los Angeles a week ago. Look for the game tobe close with both defenses The first match pitted them against controlling the line ofscrimmage. "One for the thumb" predicts: Denver 17 two Wooster High School graduates Cleveland 13. .. - who play for DePauw: Meredith and . Pick of the week: San Francisco 27 New Orleans 17 Susan Guldin. Meredith, a 1992 graduate, and Susan, a 1989 gradu- ate, both start for the Tigers as middle ITMh sSi backers. DePauw, the runners-u-p in wife too o o o last year's GLCA tournament easily cross country handled the Lady Scots behind the Saturday 11 p.m. Wooster Invitational impressive attacking of the senior

15-1,15-- Guldin. The score was 11. ' ' 1 The second match on Friday was volleyball' versus Hope College. The Flying TAiesday .6 &, 8 pm vs. Lake Erie & Malone Dutch also didn't give up a game in defeating Wooster 15-8,15- -9. - . photo by JOSHUA FACANS men's soccer After a home cooked meaTand a Case-Weste- rn tri-matc- h. Wednesday 4 p vs. Reserve good night's sleep, Wooster came Sophomore Laura BeCnsdo bumps ball during Tuesday's jn. out firing in their first match on -- Boody led the team in kills with 24 Lions bounce back to win the re- 5 15--4, 15--8. Saturday with Oberlin. The first . and Sarah- - Robertson led with 31 maining two games game went quickly in theLady Scots S assists. Boody issecond onthe team ; After handing Penn State a loss favor 15--2. Senior Michelle Degraw in total kins with 64 bo the year, one - Otterbem wemon to handle the Lady and first-ye- ar Brijin Boody led the shyofTammy Campbell. Robertson Scots in two straight games by the Wooster attack with six and five is tops in assists with 94, a mark of score of 15-4,15--9. kills, respectively. Then Oberlin's 22 per game.' VK Coach T inda Bush was notpleased ; First-ye-ar Katie Doyle saw double on Wednesday holes and with Pam Brritbeil found the in the Perm StateBehrend Otterbein her teams performance. She when the Lady ScotField Hockey team traveled to Ohio Gymnasium Tues- Wooster defense and powered the visited TimJrin mformed after the match, "At this Wesleyan. Doyle's twin sister plays for the Bishops. of-Woost- er - Yeowomen to a comeback victory day evening to join the College point in the season we should be ,t ' 15--8, 15--8. tri-mat- ch. volleyball 'team in a (playing She then added,T all-tournam- by the score of betterV Four Scot players were selected to the ent op- believe the Kenyon College was the final Otterbein proved the be the we do have ability." team over the weekend, including Mphatso Namwali, ponent of the tournament for the dominant team in beating both the . Robertson and Boody continue to who was named Most Valuable Player. Lady Scots. After dropping the first LadyScots and the LadyLions while leadtheWoosteroffense. Robertson f - i -- .'- .''""1 game 15-- 5, Wooster came back to PenaState picked up a victory when handed out 21 assists in the five Coaches and members of the media have picked the 15--7. 21 take the second The deckling they defeated Wooster. games while Boody knocked out Scot football team to finish seventh in the North Coast game, though, found Kenyon easily The first match of the evening kills. Athletic Conference. winning to wrap up the match 15--2. pitted the Lady "Scots against the' The Lady- - Scots .will travel to Baldwin-Walla- ce The two first-ye- ar starters for the Lady lions."Wooster overpowered to. compete in a 15--4. tri-mat- ch Lady Scots have been very produc- Penn State' in the first game ;. with the Yellow Jackets tive this year, especially on offense. They couldn't keep their momen- and Grove City College on This tournament was no exception. tum though as they watched the Lady Roberts named Athlete of the Week WAA RELEASE playing time in high school (m North "this year is to be in individual quali- ill Could you image being in season Olmstead, Ohio) but has held a start- fier for nationals in track. She is the competing in sports all year long? ing position for the Lady Scots three conference champion in the 400 for and UJz. Not many Scots have that experience years running. both the indoor and outdoor. o but for junior Claire Roberts, sports Roberts said that one of her largest "I can't really choose between soc- UJ are what keeps her going. goals this year is to help the women's cer and track," Roberts said. "They Q HAIRSMmHS RobertsplayssweeperforWooster soccer team get to nationals. "Right are very different sports and require women's soccer team in the fall, runs now we're ranked ninth in the coun- different abilities." 567 N. Market Street, Suite 12 keep playing at the level After Wooster, Roberts first plans indoor track in the winter and outdoor try. If we (216)264-917- 7 de- high school sweethart ttackcach spi ipi which we are playing now, we on manringha Rob-e- m serve logo." and then plam on a career as a high What is most amazing about 1 3 C a c is that she barely was given any ' Robem also sakl thatherother goal school history teacher. Page 16 September 25, 1992 Pwomen's soccer allows shots goal in win Wooster no on cross country notebook ERICE.B. BELL Staff Writer Runners After last Wednesday's impres- sive win against the 2 ranked team in Ohio.Heidelberg, the Lady Scot - . ; fare well in soccer team was expected to handle 2'' the Yeowomen of Oberlin College without much ofa problem last Sat- first event urday afternoon in Oberlin. But as ' SUSAN ROBERTS Murhpy's Law con tends, "Whatever Staff Writer can happen, will happen," came true The men's and women's cross to form. The Yeowomen who en- country teams packed their bags last tered the game with a record of 0-5- -0 weekend as they traveled eight hours were fired up and ready to upset the to compete in Holland, Michigan. 5-1- -0 women from Wooster. Both teams finished strongly at the From the openingwhistle the Lady highly competitive GLCA meet. Scots played to the level of their The women finished fourth, edg- formidable opponents. While play- ing out conference rival Denison by

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- - - With left to play in the first . '. ? . . 18 points. 2220 .... . half, sophomore midfielder Jenna leading the way forthe Lady Scots ' Dearlove sent a low cross in from the ' -- '" was junior newcomer Sandy Clark, left side of the field to an unmarked '..' who finished 13th with a time of sophomore forward, LarissaFricsons 20:58. Team co-capta- in, senior in front of the goal who neatly slot- Marya Cross, was on her heels in ted the ball into an open goal to put photo by JOSHUA FAGANS 17th, clocking in at 21:02. Next

AD-Ameri-can 1-- goalie Lisa Hall punts ball during recent win. Wooster up 0. This is the way the Junior Wooster packed in four runners. first half ended as the Lady Scots out stifle the Lady Scots attack. minutes as they relentlessly attacked Sophomore Julia Judson took 27th shot the Yeowomen 12--0. Following the half-tim-e adjust- Oberlin's goaL (2135), senior Carolyn Kiss came But before the first half was over ments made by Wooster's coaching This was done while junior goal in 30th (21:38), junior Susan Rob- the Lady Scots withstood Oberlin's staff, the Lady Scots entered the keeper Jennifer Rauch was pressed erts in 33rd (2 1 :44) and seniorApril very dangerous panic kicks, lethal second half of the ballgame focused into duty as Ail-Americ- an goal Heck in 35th (21:48). First year line throws and with five minutes to and ready to play. During the second keeper, junior, Lisa Hall had to sit runner Adrienne Vredenburg com- crots country play in the first half, the dreaded 5-min- ute period the Lady Scots played much out the second half due to an injury. pleted the varsity seven, finishing in Men 8th place a 22:30. Women 4th place drilL These were some ofthe better as a team, keeping possession At the 2030 mark of the second 44th with time of field hockrj tactics used by Oberlin in an effort to of the ball for most of the forty half the goal onslaughtbegan as first-- Coach Dennis Rice was enthusi- Soots wer 0-- 3 at SiEibury Toum. year forward Arnold broke astic about the results. There was Scou Z Oberlin 1 away from the Oberlin defense and only 46 seconds separating our first footbaB Allegheny 56, Scou 7 North Coast Athletic Conference passed the ball into the lower left and fifth women. We performed mum's soccer Report-Indi-v. comer of the goal by the Oberlin well for this point in our training." 1 Women's Soccer Standings Scou 2. Hiram goalkeeper to make the score 2-- 0. For the men, sophomore Paul women's soccer Then, even two minutes later, Kinney and senior Jason Hudson set Scou 4, Oberlin 0 not volleyball senior midfielder Holly Slepecky the pace for the Scots, finishing 27th Scou went 0-- 4 in GLCA Toum. Leaders GP G A PTS PPG drove in an indirect kick from the (26:57) and 29th (27:02). respec- Scou 15 - Perm Stale 4 right side ofthe field to the near post tively. Perm State 15 Scott 4 first-ye- ar Perm State 15 - Scots 8 where forward Laura "Both of these men ran the most Ooerbein 15 - Scots 4 Fembach redirected the ball with her competitive races of their collegiate Onerbein 15 - Scou 9 Becky Wentz, Den. 7 12 9 33 471 head for the goaL careers." Rice said. "Bill Antel had Then finally with 8:50 left to play an outstanding race as welL" Fricsons scored again. She had the Antel.a junior, finished 52nd with Fricsons, 7 9 0 18 2i57 ball in the right side of the box and a time of 28:20. Ahead of him was upper cor- David in Woo. shot the ball into the left junior Stouffer, who came ner to nudge the score up to 4-- 0, 44th with a time of 27:52. Strong "On the road, when you go which is the way the game ended. efforts were also turned in by senior 4 5 0 10 2.50 co-capta- in downstairs for coffee in your Chris Zgoda, CWRU With much being said about the Steve McMillan in 60th underwear, they throw you out offense, the Lady Scot defense (28:44), sophomore Alan Schwartz should be commended as well as in 65th (29:15), and senior Steve of the kitchen." Goalie Leaders GP GA SV SHO GAG Pittsburgh Piraie outfielder they did not allow one shot on goal. Marroulis in 67th (29:20). Andy Van Slyke on the biggest Led by junior Clari Roberts, senior The Wooster Scots will be gear difference there is between play- Lisa Hall, Woo. 7 2 22 6 0.29 Tammy Berger, junior Marcy Hunt, ing up this week for the Wooster ing at home and on the road. and first-ye- ar Regen Turner the Lady Invitational, to be held this coming (Sports Illustrated, 9121) Scots out shot Oberlin 27-- 0. Saturday morning. The women's Sarah Newlin, Witt. 6 3 16 1.5 0.50 With the win the Lady Scots are race will begin at 11:00 behind 6-1- -0 this Saturday Hall We got our asses kicked." now and travel Wagner followed by the men's to Geneva, Pa. for a 2 p.m. kickoff race at 11:45. Coach Rice antici Head football coach Bob Stacy Strauss, Ken. 7 4 16 4 0.57 and will be awayagain next Wednes- pates tough competition, yetiscount- Tucker on Wooster's perfor- day at Case Western Reserve Uni- ing on his ruriners to make the best of mance vs. Allegheny Saturday. Jane Wildman, Den. 7 4 19 5 0.57 versity at 4 p.m. their home course advantage.