WEATHER TODAY: mostly sunny INSIDE H&:60 Low: 40 NEWS 3 OPINION J2 FRIDAY: mostly sunny FOCUS 14 M0L-6OS Low: 40 STYLE JA SPORTS J3 HUMOR 25 JAMES MAD ISON UNIVERSITY CLASSIFIEDS 27 THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 30,1993 , , VOL 71, NO. 10 JMU rank rises in national surveys by Cyndy Liedtke nation. JMU is also eighth among best staff writer buys in the mid-Atlantic area, according to Money. In the southern states JMU is ranked #13 JMU rose in rank among top colleges Some students were not surprised with this year in two national magazines, JMU's rankings. The overall ranking score is based although some university officials feel the on academic reputation, student "I think it's very accurate because JMU selectivity, faculty resources. rankings could be higher if it weren't for is very competitive with other recent budget cuts. financial resources, and universities," sophomore Maggy Cronin graduation rate rank. "It is gratifying to be in the lists," JMU said. Senior Vice President Linwood Rose said. "It's great that JMU is getting the "It is unfortunate, though, that we could be recognition that the university has higher if it weren't for the current funding earned." situation we are in." Sophomore Lisa Grove said, "I think In the 1994 U.S. News & World the improvement in rank is great, but I Report's edition of "America's Best think we'd be higher if the funding were 1. Wake Forest University College Buys," JMU climbed three increased." 2. UnfcersJty of Richmond notches to rank 13th out of 147 regional U.S. News & World Report bases its 3. Berea College (KY) universities in the South Region. rankings on scores from five areas and 4. Stetson College (Fl) JMU is also ranked fourth among ranked each school against the other 5. Rollins College (FL) public regional universities in the South. schools in its category. 6. Meieer University GA> 91.7 7. Samford University AD 89.0 Regional universities include schools not Out of 147 regional universities in the heavily involved in research or doctoral 8. Florida Intl. University 86.8 South, JMU is ranked third for academic 9. Univ. of Ala, in HuntsvIHe 84.5 programs and which offer a variety of reputation, fifth for student selectivity and degrees and professional programs. 10. Loyola Univ. in N. Orleans (LAM.3 graduation rate, 30th for faculty resources 11. Appalachian St. Univ. (NO 83.2 Money Guide's "Best College Buys and 101st for financial resources by the 12. The Citadel (SC) 8X6 Now" placed JMU 37th out of the 100 magazine. 13. James Madsion Univ (VA) 82.3 schools the magazine says are the best According to Bob Morse, U.S. News & 14. Hampton University (VA) buys for the education dollar. Last year. 15. Univ. of N.C./Ashvllle 80.5 Money Guide ranked JMU 54th in the . SURVEYS page 2 Some* OS. N«w* ftWoMflsport AAUP suggests big changes for Faculty Senate

by Nicole Motley Faculty Senate speaker and Jerome said he doesn't believe news editor former AAUP president the veto is legal, and if it were, he Bruce, who was chairwoman doesn't think it would be Reorganization is the first of the AAUP committee that something he would want to objective of the Faculty Senate in drafted that paper, said, approve. a fight against its perceived "Something drastically had to be Something like that "cuts ineffectiveness. done to the senate to make it down on communication instead JMU's chapter of the powerful." of enhancing it," Jerome said. American Association of The position paper highlighted Vice President for Academic University Professors submitted a several areas within the Faculty Affairs Bethany Oberst said she position paper at the beginning Senate Constitution that should believes curriculum issues are of the semester which outlined be deleted or amended to increase "absolutely in the hands of the ideas for senate restructuring. its power. faculty right now, so that, to me, Dr. Robert Jerome, speaker of AAUP called for the power of is not an issue." Faculty Senate, has also the senate to override presidential Bruce said, "It may be the case highlighted possible programs vetoes; a reduction in senate size that the faculty does have that and goals for the senate to tackle, by about half, with the majority power, but things have happened but he said the senate will of members to be tenured faculty; J.J. Leary Robert Jerome that would make the faculty think address reorganization first. and elections for seats in the that they don't have that power." "It [the senate] was a body that senate. adopted would be amendments this summer by the AAUP Ad- Bob Horn, professor of was organized when the college Although Jerome welcomed for the existing senate Hoc Committee on the Faculty economics and a member of was about 4,000 students," suggestions from AAUP, he said constitution. Senate. AAUP and Faculty Senate, said Jerome said. The senate grew senate reorganization was The approval process for According to the position more and more faculty tend to along with the college, which discussed about two years ago amendments to the constitution paper, "Upon the vote of two feel the administration really actually created a lack of but never occurred. "I don't would include requiring a vote thirds of the Faculty Senate, a doesn't listen to faculty in fields effectiveness because decisions know what happened to it," he from the senate to bring it before presidential veto may be where curriculum issues are were increasingly hard to reach, said. the general faculty. The proposed concerned. he added. overridden in fundamental areas Jerome said the suggestions by amendments would then have to of traditional faculty jurisdiction Oberst said the overall Pat Bruce, retired JMU AAUP at that time never went be approved by President Ronald such as curriculum ..." authority of the university resides professor, said, "The senate before the general faculty for Carrier and the Board of Visitors. The statement would be an with the president and the Board apparently had no power or at approval. Gaining more power in addition to the existing senate of Visitors, and not everyone least it was perceived by the The senate can adopt, change curriculum matters is another constitution; however, the power involved in an institution can be a faculty that it had no power. or delete any of the suggestions issue addressed within the of overriding a veto is being Bruce also served as former presented by AAUP. The ones position paper, which was drafted investigated to see if it is legal. FACULTY page 2 2 THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 30, 1993 Surveys. continued from page 1

World Report's director of data analysis, JMU's rise in education at JMU could be improved significantly if Rose said, "The rankings are not important on an rank this year was helped by changes in the ranking JMU had more money in the tuition category and less in annual basis. The value is whether or not you have a procedure which placed less emphasis on schools' the student fees category, even if the tuition/fees total presence over time." financial resources. were unchanged." Among schools in Virginia, the University of "It's more important what happens with the money Jersey Gilbert, Money Magazine's statistics editor, Richmond, a private school, was second in the South for than the money itself," Morse said. said that raises in tuition and budget cuts affect where a regional universities in the U.S. News & World Report Morse said that while financial resources are a weaker school is ranked in their Money Guide. poll. Hampton University, also private, was the only area for JMU, high marks in graduation rate and He said that last year, JMU _^____^^___ other Virginia school in the academic reputation help to make up for it in the the had an out-of-state tuition regional rankings at 14th. The school's ranking. increase of nearly 10 percent The tighter things get University of Virginia was Fred Hilton, JMU director of media relations, said that which caused the ranking to fall ranked 21st nationally among the before recent budget cuts, JMU was ranked in the top from 38th to 54th. budget-wise, the tougher 204 schools that are research- five in the South in U.S. News A. World Report. This year's lower tuition oriented. Even though financial resources are limited, he said, increase of 5.7 percent helped it is to maintain any type Mary Washington College in JMU still ranks high in other areas of direct measure. JMU gain the ranking at 37. Fredericksburg, a public college, "It shows the outstanding job our faculty and staff Gilbert said many public of ranking. was the only Virginia school to have done and the high quality of our students," Hilton schools are having problems rank ahead of JMU in the Money with budget cuts, and he said that Guide's top 100 list at 32nd. said. Glenn Hastedt Some professors said they also think the university's the way they deal with those cuts Washington and Lee in standing in college ranking polls is affected by funding. affects where they are ranked in professor of political science Lexington and Emory and Henry "It certainly stands to reason that the tighter things get the guide. > —-—————— in Emory were the only private budget-wise, the tougher it is to maintain any type of "Everyone is experiencing Virginia schools on the list at ranking," said Dr. Glenn Hastedt, professor of political similar problems but some are handling it better than 45th and 63rd, respectively. Public schools UVa, science. others," Gilbert said. William & Mary, and Virginia Tech were ranked 52nd, J.J. Leary, professor of chemistry and president of the Both Hilton and Rose said it is not the actual ranking 75th and 91st, respectively. JMU chapter of the American Association of University that is important to JMU's reputation, but that the JMU, William & Mary and Washington and Lee were Professors was hesitant to speculate about particular university has been ranked in these national publications the only Virginia schools to move up in the Money Guide rankings, but he said, "I am certain that the quality of consistently. poll. Faculty . continued from page 1 faculty review processes that The plan also suggests the part of all decisions. people are punished as a result of members be elected to senate But Bruce said the power of their views on politics or positions by colleagues. overriding a presidential veto university governance. "What I hear the faculty should be an option for JMU However, Oberst said a saying is that over the years, the faculty, the same as it is for the tenured-faculty senate is a senate membership is not U.S. Congress. "system that can work." But, by something faculty has sought The AAUP also suggested a not including non-tenured after," Oberst said. "All too streamlined senate consisting of a faculty, the senate will lose the often, membership has gone by majority of tenured faculty default to someone." members. The current size of the J.J. Leary, AAUP chapter senate is about 56 although there The feeling is president, said that by holding are about 70 senate positions. elections for the senate, the "best Last semester, six departments that non-tenured people" would run, thus — art, chemistry, geology and increasing the effectiveness. The geography, history, mathematics, faculty. .. are elections would be in individual and sociology and anthropology departments. — withdrew from the senate, afraid to speak out Members of the Ad-Hoc citing ineffectiveness as the committee included Bruce, reason. on issues. chairwoman; Robert Bersson, Esther Minskoff, a member of professor of art; Andrew Kohen, AAUP and Faculty Senate, said a Pat Bruce professor of economics; Robert smaller senate of mostly tenured former Faculty Senate speaker, Lembright, professor of history; faculty would increase former AAUP president and Minskoff, professor of effectiveness. special education. Bruce said, "The feeling is that Jerome said faculty are non-tenured faculty, by and large, "outsider's perspective" a teacher looking over the position paper JOSH SEELY are afraid to speak out on issues right out of graduate school can that was also distributed to Listen up that are not approved by the contribute to the senate. Carrier, Oberst and the JMU administration or department But there is still the concern Board of Visitors. Faculty Julie Conroy and David Frydrychowskl rehearse for heads." For that reason she said that non-tenured faculty need to concerns about the paper will be "Death and the Maiden," an Experimental Theatre play the senate needs to be a majority get their teaching established addressed at the Oct. 14 Faculty opening tonight In Theatre II. of tenured faculty. without a commitment to faculty Senate meeting at which Carrier Oberst said she hasn't seen in governance, Oberst added. is scheduled to speak.

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by Mike Leedom their life. Roughly half of those many realized they were victims. the questionnaire about being everyone's idea of what rape victims labeled the experience contributing writer The study began in the fall of raped. was. The research team thought rape. 1991 and ended last spring. The survey consisted of three people who were National studies on rape Out of the 46 JMU women The study defines rape as questionnaires: a Sexual unacknowledged victims would victims have found that only half who were raped, the survey when a person has non- Experiences Survey of 16 write a script that included an of the women assaulted realize found that only one said she was consentual sexual intercourse questions, a demographic survey, assailant who was a stranger, she they have been raped. attacked by a stranger. Three of with another person. and a "rape script" survey. said. A JMU psychology research the victims had been forcibly The evidence produced from Everyone has a certain "script" After analyzing the data, the team arrived at the same raped more than once by the the research determined that there in their minds for their daily research team discovered that conclusion last spring, and will same man. were three basic categories for routines, Kahn said, such as unacknowledged victims wrote publish their findings in Dr. Arnold Kahn, Dr. Virginia the respondents, Kahn said. shopping for groceries or visiting more stranger rape scripts than Psychology of Women Quarterly Andreoli Mathie, and several There were non-victims, a restaurant. The rape script acquaintance rape scripts. later this year. undergraduate students of the acknowledged victims, and survey asked the respondent to "People who were Of the 198 JMU women polled psychology department unacknowledged victims. write out their idea of a typical unacknowledged victims were by the research team, about 23 conducted a survey of JMU Unacknowledged victims were rape. much more likely than percent of the female students female students to find out how those who have, by definition, The idea of the rape script, had been raped at one time in many had been raped and how been raped, but answered "no" on Mathie said, was to find out RAPE page 9 Campus Spotlight on... How should marijuana possession cases be handled for JMU students?

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IBM and FBI work to uncover fraud within the company IBM has secretly been working with the FBI since 1991 to conduct a "sting- operation to uncover theft and fraud that may have cost the faltering computer company hundreds of millions of dollars. Law enforcement officials and an IBM executive confirmed that as part of the sting, a computer parts trader named John Patterson bought and sold IBM parts and equipment in the nation's huge market for used computer products. Along the way, hundreds of deals were captured on audio and video tapes or documented with invoices and canceled checks. Patterson quoted an FBI agent as saying that investigators are preparing 86 cases involving IBM warranty fraud. The number could not be confirmed Tuesday, but a government source said that the operation had exposed "large-scale fraud." Robbers have been kidnapping motorists for quick cash DVDBOB I/*DALY WASHINGTON — A team of robbers has been kidnapping motorists in Washington, Maryland teenager convicted of arson and murder D.C. and taking them to automated teller machines at gunpoint, where they use the WASHINGTON — A Prince George's teenage boys plotted to kill the babysitter, buy the gasoline and that all five teenagers victims' bank cards to get hundreds of County teenager was found guilty Tuesday DorcuSia Pugh, then methodically gathered carried bottles filled with gasoline to the dollars, police said Tuesday. of murder and arson for his role in a the materials: gasoline, empty bottles and patio door of Pugh's apartment on Feb. 20. Six people were abducted after parking February firebombing that killed a one- napkins from a restaurant to use as fuses. Holley said he ran when the alleged in residential areas of the city this month, year-old girl in her babysitter's apartment. The 12-member jury convicted ringleader, Jcrmainc Merriwcather, told police said. In two cases, the robbers held The jury deliberated for five-and-a-half Hazelton of all eight charges against him, him to stand watch. Moments later, he victims overnight so they could use their hours before convicting Eric Hazelton, 17, including first-degree murder, arson, heard an explosion then saw Hazelton and bank cards the next day, police said. of joining four other teenagers in an attack attempted murder, assault with intent to Kenneth Filz, 17, running behind him. No one has been injured, but police are designed to kill the babysitter because she murder and conspiracy to commit arson. Under cross-examination, Hazelton concerned about violence because the had witnessed a shooting. The woman was First-degree murder and attempted murder testified that his statement to police, which robbers have threatened their victims. unharmed, but Vania Zamba, one of three carry maximum sentences of life in prison. had details such as who purchased the In all the cases, two or three robbers children she was caring for at the time, All five teenagers have been charged as matches to ignite the firebomb, was made drove the vjctims in the victims' cars to died of smoke inhalation. adults. One pleaded guilty to lesser up by his interrogator. He said that he bank automated teller machines, police The firebombing and the infant's death charges. Hazelton was the first to be tried. agreed to the interrogator's version of said. The amount of cash stolen ranged were an especially horrific example of Sherman Holley, 16, who pleaded events because he was told he could go from $400 to $1,200, they said. what police say is an increasing number of guilty to one count of conspiracy to home with his mother if he consented. Times/WasWngton Post news acts of retaliation against witnesses. commit arson as pan of an agreement with — LA. Times/Washington Post news service Prosecutors and police say the five prosecutors, testified that Hazelton helped service ^MMM

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(703) 434-4260 THE Thursday, Sept. 30,1993 7 Campus News Citizens for Downtown bringing together L-Ji dk~mi students and residents through fifties test cs^n: On Friday, the Downtown Retail Merchants Association and Citizens for Downtown will close off POLICE LOG Court Square far the "First Friday's Fifties Fest." There will be live music from the 50s, a streetrod cruise-in car Campus police report the blowing: Wayland Hal at 8:01 p.m. Sept. 23. show and jitlerbugging. Acquaintance Rape Door prizes will be awarded all evening, courtesy of Underage Possession of Alcohol • A female student reported being the victim of an acquaintance the local businesses. The Little Grille will offer chili in • A juvenile University of Virginia student was arrested and exchange for donations to their soup kitchen. Woolworth rape on campus the week of Sept. 5. charged with underage possession of alcohol in Z-iot at 9:35 p.m. will also be selling hot dogs and soda at reduced prices. Police withheld additional information until an ongoing Sept. 24. Q101 will be there from 6:30 .10 p.m. Fifties attire is investigation is complete. welcome. For more information, call 564-0928. Destruction of Private Property Underage Consumption of Alcohol • Personal papers reportedly were damaged in an office in Zane • A female student was charged judicially with underage Showker Hal between 9:30 p.m. Sept. 17 and 9:30 am Sept. 20. consumption of alcohol near the Newman Lake service road at 12:22 a.m. Sept. 25. Petty Larceny The student had a "M" on her hand and reportedly told police • A stereo was reported stolen from a Volkswagen convertible in that she was served alcohol at the Sigma Nu fraternity house. She Z-iot between 4 p.m. Sept. 2 and 9:39 a.m. Sept. 25. was accompanied by a non-student friend. The driver's side window reportedly was broken. An officer discovered damage to the vehicle while on patrol. Police contacted DUI the owner, who confirmed the theft. • Student Aimee L. Brillhart, 20, of Burke, was arrested and • A rear bicycle wheel was reported stolen from the basement of charged with driving under the influence of alcohol at the Wayland Hal at 3:15 p.m. Sept. 27. NEWSFILE intersection of Port Republic Road and Bluestone Drive at 12:50 The wheel is valued at $150. a.m. Sept. 25. American Heart Association to sponsor Harassing Telephone Call three-mile Heart Walk in Harrisonburg Number of drunk in public charges since Jury 9:32 All JMU groups, teams and organizations are invited • An individual reported receiving a harassing telephone call in to participate in the Second Annual American Heart Walk on Saturday, Oct. 9 at Hillandale Park. Registration starts at 9 a.m. The event takes 45 minutes to an hour and will not interfere with JMU Homecoming activities. Food and prizes will be given after the walk. CAMPUS EVENTS Laura Early, coordinator of the walk, can be reached at 434-5703 to answer questions, to set up appointments with each group, or to schedule presentations. Thursday Friday Economic Development Week to cover issues affecting business and industry • Academic Computing Advisory Board meeting, • Communication Museum opens, Harrison Hall, A wide range of economic and developmental-related Carrier Library, conference rm. C, 2 - 3 p.m. rm. A-201-202, Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. - 5 issues affecting business and industry in the future will p.m. Exhibiting memorabilia from 1940s through be explored during the Economic Development Week. • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 306, 1980s. Will run through Oct. 29. Admission is free. Oct. 18-22 was set aside by JMU President Ronald 5 - 6:30 p.m. Carrier to recognize JMU economic development • Life Science Museum opens, Burruss Hall, rm. programs this fall. • College of Integrated Science and Technology 144, Monday through Wednesday, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m.; The first event is OcL 7, and will be a teleconference seminar on Interactive Multimedia, Harrison Hall rm. Friday, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Will run through Oct. 29. about the hidden costs of making poor quality products. A-206,7 - 8:30 p.m. Admission is free. "Mining for Gold" will be presented at WVPT studios on Port Republic Rd. from 12:45 - 3 p.m. A question and • "The Sandlot," Grafton-Slovall Theatre, 7 and 9:30 • Deadline for submissions for the Outstanding answer session will follow. Admission is free. p.m. Admission is $1.50 with JMU ID. Parents Award, 5 p.m. Send submissions to the "Mining for Gold" will address the reasons for making Student Ambassador Office, Taylor Hall, rm. 212, poor quality products and why actual costs associated • Young Democrats meeting, Maury Hall, rm. G-5, or mail it to JMU P.O. Box 7222. with poor quality can equal 20 to 40 percent of sales. It 7:30 p.m. will explore why these costs have remained "hidden," • "Cliffhangcr," Grafton-Slovall Theatre, 7 and how to define hidden costs and how to avoid those costs. • Faculty Recital, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. 9:30 p.m. Admission is $1.50 with JMU ID. For more information or to register, call the Small Featuring Sally Lance, soprano. Admission is free. Business Development Center at x3227. • Pre-Law Society will not be meeting today. Visiting professor to discuss relationship among art, beauty and mathematics The Visiting Scholars will present Dr. Edward Burger, assistant professor of mathematics at Williams College in Sunday Williamstown, Mass., on Monday, Oct. 18. His lecture Saturday will be, "Art, Beauty, and Mathematics: Finding the Sexiest Rectangle." The lecture will be held in Grafton- Stovall Theatre at 4 p.m. Admission is free and open to • Artworks Gallery exhibition, Zirkle House, noon - • "The Philadelphia Story," Grafton-Slovall Theatre, the public. 4 p.m. JMU student Barri Lester exhibiting figurative 7 and 9:30 p.m. paintings. Admission is free. Last day. RMH to sponsor class for diabetics, discussing their medication and exercise • The Other Gallery exhibition, Zirkle House, noon- There will be a class on diabetes titled, "Diabetes: 4 p.m. JMU students Denise Place, Judi McMillan Medication and Exercise," on Tuesday, OcL 26 from 10 exhibiting artwork. Admission is free. 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The funding for the College of violent rape scripts," Kahn said. discussion may not be a good personal identification number. * Amy Karwan, chairperson of Business began in 1983 with the One of the misconceptions is that alternative, citing that "both * A bill was proposed by Senator the JMU Homecoming creation of the Small Business the person who rapes you is halves aren't going to get the Michael Booker that would allow Committee, detailed homecoming Institute, which was created to going to be a stranger and it will same effect." A better for random questioning of events spanning from Oct. 5-10. link students, as consultants, with take place outside, he said. compromise, Deane said, would students about their preferences Special events for the week, with area small businesses. It Kahn speculated that because be to open up more sections to in styles of music. Results of the the theme "Celebrate me home," generated $5,000 the first year. the actual experience did not limit class size. survey would educate WXJM include a parade Oct. 8 down The sponsored funding will match the rape script in the "Student input is more and hopefully alter their Bluestone Drive ending in a pep finance about 10 different victim's mind, some women did important than faculty input programming in order to make it rally and bon fire in Hanson programs, including the Small not recognize they had been because student input is what more representative of the Field. Business Development Center raped. This conclusion agreed drives the class," Pringle said. student body. There will be a concert by and the Center for Economic with a similar study done in a Also at the meeting: * Star Wilbraham. won the blues singer James Brown Oct. 9 Education. book called. Acquaintance rape: • Alan Cerveny, director of the election for the office of at 8 p.m. in the Convocation Sponsored funding for the The Hidden Crime by A. Parrot. Office of Admissions and guest chairperson pro tempore. Center. College of Business, which is The belief is that women have a speaker at the meeting, outlined Nominees included senators * The Theme Committee is separate from the college's social stereotype of a rape that tentative plans for a new student Tim Cooke and Pek Quann Soon. looking for a student budget, made up roughly 19 includes the setting, the assailant, information system within Wilbraham will select committee representative to give feedback percent of all-sponsored funding and the circumstances. student information computer heads before next Tuesday's on their chosen theme for this for JMU, ranking it the second- The data revealed that support services. meeting, and will attend all year, "Justice," reported senator highest college. acknowledged victims had more Possibilities for a new system Executive Council meetings as a Star Wilbraham. The College of Letters and violent sexual experiences, both include the construction of a non-voting ex officio member. 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yot/IJNMR Dart. A big wheels dart to the owners of the mammoth crane that has taken up residence on pedestrian plaza beside Carrier Library. We realize that parking is a problem at JMU, but this is going a bit too far. Anyway, shouldn't that spot be designated for handicapped parking? Pat... A very large pat to all the lab assistants at the Zane Showker computer lab for their patience, understanding and knowledge of COBOL. Do judicial referrals avoid justice? Sent in by a very confused COBOL student who couldn't have done her program without the lab Recently, two students were arrested for the same sphere. Surely the university recognizes this. Since May, assistants. crime — possession of marijuana. One student The Breeze has reported 13 judicial referrals in Police was charged judicially. That is, JMU police Log. That is not an overwhelming number and most of turned the matter over to the university. The those were not terribly threatening charges. But the Hart., other was charged criminally — no university obscurity surrounding that single decision leaves room for intervention, no help from Uncle Ron, nothing. it to appear unjust. The details were undoubtedly different in each case. A frustrated dart to the Bhiestone for their lack of Every record pertaining to a judicially referred crime is organizational abilities in arranging senior pictures. Perhaps the amount of the drug varied or the students' kept secret Although trends may be changing, "judicial- conditions. Or, it is possible, only the mood of the officer crime information has traditionally been withheld from Seniors obviously have no classes or lives and varied. the public because universities say it is confidential anxiously await the day we can stand in line for two Police officers at JMU are given the full authority to "academic" information. Thus, the student who may have hours to have ourselves enshrined in the JMU arrest and charge violators of crime. In every respect, they been convicted of marijuana possession in a judicial history books. are true officers. But the system that allows some students hearing will never have to face his or her mistake in Sent in by disgruntled seniors. to face only university retribution and sends others to face public. But the records of those who are arrested and the laws of society, is flawed. If two students commit the charged and convicted criminally will be public. The same crime, why does one "go judicial" and the other get information will be released by the police, their names Pat... sent downtown? will be printed in The Breeze Police Log, among other If a 20-year-old non-student on the JMU campus is places, and they will not be protected by the university's To the members of Alpha Phi Omega for their arrested for breaching the peace, she will be charged confidential "academic" information policy. criminally, and if found guilty, the conviction becomes a volunteer efforts on the Day of Caring. The balloons Who decides how to charge these students who commit made the room more decorative for the occasion, permanent part of her criminal record. If a 20-year-old crimes on campus? While the university's professional, student on campus is arrested for the same charge, an well-trained officers may be able to judge these situations and the refreshments provided a much needed officer can refer her case to the the JMU judicial system, as well as any cop, they are not judges. service for the picnic. the outcome of which will affect only her academic It is a judge's responsibility to make decisions based on Sent in by the United Way of Harrisonburg and record. the details of an individual case. Some violators may Rockingham County. Are people who commit crimes getting a break simply deserve more punishment than others, and a judge may because they're students? A Harrisonburg cop couldn't even decide to send the case back to the university. But to stop a local resident for being drunk in public and just place that burden on the shoulders of police officers Dart... refer him to the JMU judicial system. simply because they are campus police gives them a It may be that the university feels a certain burden that is unfair to them and possibly to the students A siesta dart to Commonwealth One and all the responsibility to deal with its students internally to keep they arrest. "student services" offices that either close their from burdening the local system. Certainly, a judicial A crime is a crime is a crime. Students must live by the doors or are understaffed between noon and 1 p.m. system has its place in the university. It serves a very same rules as every other U.S. citizen, and their status at important purpose by handling university policy We're not in Spain where everybody goes home for James Madison University should not make them a mid-day nap. Please remember who your violations. But should that same system be used to deal candidates for privileged treatment under the law. with crimes? Crimes are acts that would be considered customers are and the hours we keep. illegal in any community, not on a college campus alone. The house editorial is written by a member of the editorial Sent in by a student who has no feeding schedule For students who commit rape, sell drugs or rob stores, board and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the and doesn't get to nap at noon. the university judicial system is not the appropriate individual staff members. Pat. •• Editorial Policy Heather 0*Ne3.,. editor Donna Ragsdale . . . managing editor Rob Kaiter ... opinion editor An updated pat... no, we mean dart... wait, a Loom to the editor should be no more tlaaJSO*oid», column* no more then 550 pat... actually, a dart... sorry, a pat to James ***» *** ^tt *• Patohhed on ■ >pece available bam. 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THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 30. 1993 13 LETTER TO THE EDITOR Discarding our concept of duty Second grade teacher 'right* — "We seem to think any attempt by authority to repress action is unjust.' meaning correct, not conservative To the editor The Greeks modeled mind if the action is A recent Breeze letter enlightened me. The writer the first university on the empirically wrong, like deemed it appropriate to pass his pristine judgement on this polis, representing Guest Columnist lying, stealing or country's political orientations. It was based on die reasoning Athenian democracy and cheating. We have that in other languages, the word comparable to the English "left" lakes on other meaning such as clumsy or awkward Golden Age Greek culture. — Paige Duncan become so tuned into our Something frightening is rights that we have Before reading this article, I commonly regarded myself as a happening in the real completely forgotten, or moderate. I was eternally grateful to my new friend for discarded the concept of duty. It is a right that anyone helping me to see the naivete of this position. To be a world of 20th century America, and it has manifested moderate is to credit liberals with having some legitimate itself in a recent development at JMU. accused of a crime should have a fair trial, but it is also thoughts. I also admit that I had thought the political use of In the Monday, Sept. 27 Breeze, there was an the duty of anyone witnessing a crime to report it the words left and right originated from die seating locations article about our University Honor Code and the At Washington and Lee, as well as all military of the congressional parties. Faced with his etymological possibility of making it an all-encompassing honor academies and hundreds of other schools, the honor reasoning, I was overcome with the urge to jump on the code that would cover criminal violations as well as code says, "You will not lie, steal or cheat or tolerate conservative bandwagon. academic ones. those who do," and the penalty at many of them is But wait! I was a little confused. In my consideration of JMU Judicial Coordinator Michael Way told The expulsion. the many meanings for left and right, I ran into other words Breeze, that criminal regulations should not "legislate Crimes like the ones occurring at JMU do not with multiple meanings! Take die word "bad." One might morality," that it wouldn't stop the underlying problem happen at these places, and curiously enough, a "sense say, "Drugs are bad," indicating that we should not use of crime, and the way to stop student-on-student crime of community" does. Possibly Mr. Way has got it the drugs, or one might say "That concert was bad!" meaning it is by "forming a sense of community" and not "adding other way around: it is just possible that creating an was magnificent. regulations." environment where students must abide by certain Dismayed, but not completely disillusioned, I continued All laws are "legislated morality." So what Mr. rules promotes excellent scholarship and fosters the my quest for clarification, only to find thai "hot" can mean Way is saying is that he and JMU are hesitant to make camaraderie that makes students love their university. "hot" or "cod," .Which is really confusing, because "cool" laws — to address big, scary moral issues and make When I came to JMU as a freshman, it was a can mean "hip" or "chilly" -r the first of which is a body clear the difference between right and wrong. If an "small, liberal arts university" and the beautiful Quad pan and the second of which is a Mexican food. Then, I institution of higher learning, where we are supposed and bluestoncs fooled me for a few years into thinking considered die historical uses of the words "black" and to pursue critical thinking and ethics, doesn't have the of JMU as a friendly, ivy-league alternative, with all "while." Black has been associated with both evil and guts to "legislate morality" — to come right out and the integrity of the best universities in the country. disgrace, while white has meanings similar to goodness and say, "This is wrong, and if you do it, you can't come JMU has changed and continues to change: soon it will purity. If we follow the writer's logic, we are sure to find all be the science and technology megalopolis that some African-Americans sitting with the liberals on the left hand here anymore," then many of its graduates are going to of God on Judgement Day. go away thinking they can get away with stealing a bureaucrats somewhere think it needs to be, with only All of this leads me to believe that my second grade bookbag that might have valuables in it, or slashing some beautiful, white columned bluestoncs to remind English teacher was correct when she said that we must use tires or defacing property. me of what it once was. the context of the sentence to find a word's "intended And maybe they're right: maybe they can get away But I would like to think JMU, regardless of what it meaning." It would be silly to say, "Jon is left-handed," all with it becomes on the surface, will retain some pan of it's the while meaning, "Jon is liberal-handed." Just as we would We, the population of JMU and Americans on the integrity. An honor code that has the guts to enforce never hear anyone say, "Jon is clumsy, awkward and whole, have got a real problem. We have gotten so the "justice" our university claims to embrace and liberal." In light of this information, I think I will remain a hung up on our rights, as citizens, students, or humans, uphold would restore some of my faith. moderate after all. that we seem to think that any attempt by authority to Lisa Turney David Lee repress any action is unjust and oppressive. Never Senior Paige Duncan is a history major. English University of Virginia Junior freshman Getting caught with my pants down at home plate ttAll the times I joked my friend by yelling 'IMPOTENT' across the Commons now haunt me ." She hands me the specimen bottle. It's a small, But wait. Suddenly, the well has water again. I can plastic job with a twist-on cap. I accept the bottle, feel it. I'm goin' for the long bomb. "Yes!" I shout. along with the challenge that goes with it My mission "Yes! Yes! The Cubs win the pennant! The Cubs win is clear, my mind is focused. I am to perform the most the pennant!" A janitor peaks his head in the door. "I'll basic duty of all — duty number one. Eyes oftheKais come back in a few minutes," he says with a grin Striding through the waiting room, I hold my head before pulling the door shut. high. My chest is bulging. I exude more confidence No matter. I twist the cap back on the bottle and than Lefty Driesell before a pre-tournament conference — Rob Kaiser sprint back down the hall. Inside the waiting room I contest. display the specimen bottle like it's the Heismen I've been in training for this moment since I was Trophy. pinned up in diapers. Realizing I'd be called upon to out in Sports Illustrated. "Dried Up!" the headline will An adoring fan, maybe 6 years old, points to the perform, I've abstained from the activity all day. read. bottle. "Mello Yello?" he asks sporting a thirsty smile. Exiting the waiting room, I search out the men's No. I'm not gonna accept this defeat sitting down. I "No" I scold him. "It's ... well, it's ... uhhm, it's my room at the end of the hall. 'Two hits," I thought. "Me vault out of the stall. "Rematch!" I announce to the row of output" He doesn't get it. "Number one," I add. He hitting the bottle and the bottle hitting the ground." urinals. "Eye of the Tiger" engulfs the room. hides behind his mother. (Women, I realize that the last thought came from left Back in front of the mirror, I pump up by threatening "Do you have an appointment?" asks the nurse who field, but men have to put any kind of challenge into myself with bodily harm. A man, who has just entered the gave me the bottle during what now seems like the sports terms. Right guys?) restroom, shoots me a look of disbelief, as if he can't Taft administration. Anyway, I reach the restroom, give myself a pep understand why I'm slobbering on the minor and not Proudly. I display my output. She starts flipping talk while staring down my reflection in the mirror wearing pants. I hold up the empty specimen bottle. He through some folders. I toss the bottle on her desk (like all great boxers do), and check into the second gives me a "Go get 'em son" look. (with the cap still on) and fly out of the office. stall. Back to the stall. Seconds pass. Then minutes, hours, Champions don't do paperwork. The challenge is finally before me. The suspense in days, bienniums. "JMU is probably well into the 23rd Feeling nostalgic, I head back to the men's room. I this room can't be cut with a knife from D-hall. century by now," I think to myself. breath in the scene, the memories — ahhh, the second Valiantly, I twist off the bottle cap, take a deep breath Panic is setting in. My life flashes before my eyes (and stall, the mirror, my pants ... and wait... I'm bored). "Five seconds on the clock," I implore. Success in life, my parents always told me, „ Nothing. Nada. Zillch. Zero. "Down by two. Kaiser gets the pass behind the three-point inevitably comes down to being able to perform in a Not a single droplet. stripe. Four. Three. Two. One..." few opportune moments. It's good to know that at one "Bottom of the ninth," I say. "Two outs. Bases But it's all for naught. I feel like the current JMU such moment, I stepped up to the bowl and hit a home juiced. Your team is down 4-1." Still, nothing. By this version of Scou Norwood, but I can't even pee wide right. run. point I'm sitting on home plate. I'm a mere man. All the times I joked my friend by "You squat when you pee!" I can hear my friends yelling "IMPOTENT!" across the Commons now haunt Senior Rob Kaiser will be having daily exhibits of his ribbing me after the story of my bladder failure comes me. talent in random urinals across campus. 14 THE BREEZE Thursday. Sept. 30. 1993

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ni\niuuuimnmnuuiumuiwfim ti win? yntii >Mi7i;iiuiut/tt IIM Mini inn HI jiniwMniiiiiiminiMuiiMtu\nu muni nnnMinn'munmiii Adults tuning into cartoons by Amanda Ashley storylines. These names were not only "Batman" and evening cartoons like "Ren contributing writer derived from Cary Grant and James Bond, and Stimpy" are also more adult-oriented but the characters were imitations of the because of their violence and mature Cartoons aren't just for kids anymore. real ones. themes. A 1992 Turner Studios study revealed "The Flintstones" do not have the Some students believe that "Looney that 44 percent of cable cartoon viewers timing or visual effects that "Looney Tunes" are more for adults as well because are 18 years old and older. Tunes" have, Wead said. of their sophisticated humor. Ware said, According to mass communication "They [the episodes] are like little mini "Some of the punchlines I don't think kids professor George Wead, cartoons have soap operas," senior Kim Knight said. could get- never been strictly for kids. "Cartoons "There's more of a storyline." were used as filler with movies." "The Simpsons" — a modern version of Cartoons such as Warner Bros.' "The Flintstones" — is also popular Charles Turner agreed. He attributed "Looney Tunes" first appeared with films. because of its sitcom format and portrayal cartoons' apparent lack of quality to But most students did not gel acquainted of the American family. "television demand for more and more, with cartoons through movies, but through "The Simpsons remind us of real faster and faster." the magic of television. situations," Wead said. He admits that the. This demand for more episodes of a Before she was even S years old, cartoon leads to "packaging in all sophomore Homa Magsi said she used to directions," Turner said. "get up every morning at 6 a.m." just to watch cartoons. "The Simpsons" are an example of Many students admit that "Looney packaging cartoons. Not only has it gone Tunes" is their favorite. from being a 30-second spot on "The "I kind of grew up with them," said Tracey Ullman Show"to a full half-hour freshman Ned Stewert. Students also tend general, students said if they had episode on FOX each week, but to favor "Looney Tunes" because of their children, they would let them watch merchandise from the show can be found intelligent writing and detailed animation. almost any cartoon — as long as they in most novelty stores. Bart t shirts and Junior Christin Cogley said she enjoys watched them together. other Simpson memorbilia came out in the the simple slapstick comedy of characters "I think some cartoons affect children. stores about the time that the show became like Wile E. Coyote. "I think it's funny It's okay for adults because their really popular. that he gets smashed by rocks all the personalities are developed," Knight said. Ted Turner, owner of TBS, modernized time," she said. Because television is a powerful cartoon-marketing strategies when he "The timing of a Warner Bros, cartoon medium, violence and disrespectful introduced a "Cartoon Network" in 1992. is wonderful," Wead said, since a lot of language are easily picked up by children. The cable programming includes the characters' slapstick humor originated show does bother some people, but he Dr. Marilou Johnson, assistant professor everything from Hanna-Barbera to pre- from popular comedians of the 30s, 40s added, "It bothers them because it's so of mass communications said, "I think the 1948 Warner Brothers cartoons. and 50s. accurate. We understand why Bart's violence has changed." Despite the marketing schemes of many With the characteristic bushy eyebrows pissed off." Johnson, who will be teaching a course current cartoons, many JMU students and moustache of comedian Groucho 'Tiny Toons," "Batman" and "Beavis next semester on violence in the media, would still rather stick with "classics" Marx, Bugs Bunny occasionally and Butt-head" are other current cartoons said cartoon violence has gone from such as Buas Bunnv. A few male students aggravated his opponents by marching that students enjoy. slapstick humor to realistic warfare. simply defined modern cartoons as around with a cigar lodged in his mouth 'Tiny Toons" is modeled after "Looney Another complaint about recent "lame." like Groucho. Tunes" and is liked for many of the same cartoons involves animation. reasons. "I think the 'Tiny Toons' are just Junior Sky MacMahon, a graphic Wead suggested that maybe people just A distant second to "Bugs Bunny and funny," freshman Peyton Taylor said. want to believe that cartoons during Friends" is The Flintstones." They first design major, said, "Animation has Sophomore Joanne Ware agreed. "If definitely gone downhill." childhood was better. "Every generation appeared in the mid-1960s, and like you have a lot of stress .. . when all else looks back and says, 'It wasn't as good as "Looney Tunes," they situations were MacMahon said he watches cartoons fails, watch 'Tiny Toons' and all your for about 15 hours a week. it used to be.'" timely. While "that wascally wabbit" problems will go away, for a while." If this is true, then cartoons should be imitated Groucho Marx, "The Flintstones" "The more money they [cartoons) Many students agree that cartoons like make, the worse it gels," he said. "It long-lived. But if not, then as Porky Pig would include characters named "Cary "Beavis and Butt-head" are aimed at says, "Be-deep, be-deep, be-deep — that's Granite" and "J. Bondrock" in its happens with a lot of cartoons." adults. Late afternoon cartoons like Mass communication professor Dr. all folks."

Style 16 THE BREEZE Thursday. Sept. 30, 1993 Comics continued from page 15 Walton continued from page 15 and X-Men titles. These books flew off made $16,000 by re-selling it. "You're not going to buy all stocks, the stands and are now bringing top- Walton, 54, has been collecting Walton feels one of his best or all CDs, or all in any one thing," he dollars on the resale charts, according to comic books for almost a decade. His investments was Showcase #4, explains. "You're going to be diverse Dinsmore. son Bradley first showed him that he released in 1956. Because its release in now you invest your wealth, and I At Dinsmore's shop, the top selling could make more money investing in marked the beginning of the "Silver see comic books as a medium for that." books are the X-Men and Spawn, which comics than in stocks. In that short span Age" of Comics, this book turned out Generally, the values of comic books of time. Bill has amassed a collection to be an important and lucrative have held despite downward economic is one of the first books printed by Image trends. However, someone who doesn't Comics. of between 17,000 and 20,000 books. investment. He reads very few of them; buying is Walton paid about $500 for the know what he or she is getting into may "What seems to be hottest for JMU lose a lot of money by investing in students are DC's horror-based Vertigo done for investment issue, and it is now worth several All of his comics are kept locked up thousand dollars. comic books, he said. line and a newer publisher called "It's like investing in anything," he Valiant," said Travis Roderick, an and have been carefully recorded on a Three main eras define the comic list for insurance purposes. book collecting industry. The "Golden said. "You have to know something employee at Blue Ridge Comics. about the hobby before you get in and Comic readers of all ages buy Marvel Most of the comic books Walton Age" ran from about 1933 to the 1950s, buys are purchased through friends or the "Silver Age," occurred between the start spending your dollars. Comics' X-Men and Spider-Man lines, Though he has one of the largest making these some of the most consistent at conventions. He travels a great deal mid '50s and the early '70s, books were on business and uses his free lime on made smaller, and the "Modern Age" collections in the state, Walton doesn't high sellers, according to Roderick. let it go to his head. As well as spending money on comic trips to attend conventions and shop in began in the '70s, when the books cities across the Mid-Atlantic region. shrunk to their present size. "As I look at the appreciating value, books, money can be made with them. I know what 1 have is a good thing." Wessels said she sold a copy of "I see the value of something Walton's comics are not only Superman #75, featuring the death of coming because of its rarity," Walton valuable, but some of them are Superman, to a friend for a $20 profit. said. "It's the law of supply and autographed by the writers or artists Collectors' investments in comic demand. If there is a great deal of who produced them ."I get them signed books vary. On the average, sources demand and a very limited supply, then for the fun of it," he said. "Also, I estimated that they spend $30 a month the value is obviously going to be always carry a camera, and when I see a new artist, I take their picture. The on comics. great- Many comic books that have come second time I see them, I have them Although the jobs are competitive, a autograph the picture." talented person can write, draw, edit or recently and initially jumped in value He and his son have accumulated ink comic books. will not retain their value because there are so many printed, Walton said. scrapbooks full of signed photographs Chris Sprouse, a 1988 JMU graduate, of people they have met in the industry. draws Legionnaires for DC Comics Some older comics, however, which monthly, and has worked on both Batman are scarce and in high demand are the "It's a great hobby," Walton said, "a great deal different than what I do and X-Men. ones with long-term value and investment potential. professionally. It's mentally soothing As comic books increase popularity, to be able to relax into another realm of opportunities for investors, collectors and For example, Walton once purchased a copy of Detective Comics #27, an pleasure." producers will jump in leaps and bounds. Walton, who also invests in stocks, JOSHSEEIY In the meantime, students can remain issue from 1937 containing the first Comic investor Bill Walton displays ever appearance of Batman, for said comic books are a way of up-to-date with the latest happenings in "diversifying" his investments. two valuable Issues. the Bat Cave and at the Daily Planet $15,000. Walton turned around and through their favorite comics. THIS JOB /IRTC/IRVED V COLLEGE JEWELRY Port Road FOR YOU! 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Very slim and in her 40s, she hardly Working with her hands to achieve art resembles Superman, yet she -wryly is important to Skoglund. But she says she compares herself to Clark Kent. realizes that the knowledge of the "It's really a kind of changing process creating art is not necessary for an persona— First I'm a painter, then I'm a audience to appreciate a work of art. sculptor, then I'm a photographer, a set Comparing art to archaeology, she says, designer and so on." "An archaeologist can find an ancient Sandy Skoglund, whose "'A Breeze At piece of pottery and know that it's Work* and Other Works" is on display at beautiful without knowing how it was Sawhill Gallery, has worked not only in made." different mediums, but has explored In her exploration of the relationship almost all of the ideas of 20th century art. between process and result, Skoglund has Her visit to JMU began with a slide studied many artistic movements. After show and lecture Monday. completing her Masters of Fine Arts in Skoglund made the trip to Harrisonburg 1972 at the University of Iowa she moved from Rutgers University, where she works to New York. as a professor of art and design. She has Skoglund says "It (New York art scene) also taught at the School of Visual Arts in was minimalism with a capital M and New York and at the Hartford Art School conceptualism with a capital C. " She says in. one exhibit she attended was just an empty But teaching hasn't consumed all her gallery-and that was the exhibit. SUSAN HUGHES time. She has managed to create art At this time in the New York 70s art independently to display in galleries such scene, art was becoming more and more Sandy Skoglund's 'A Breeze at Work' is an installation piece depicting a brown as the Art Institute of Chicago, Harvard abstract, expressing ideas purely in color office and a blue-leaf tree being blown by a strong breeze. University and Europe. and shape. In Anthony-Seeger Hall Auditorium, were recorded. concerned with painting and She was excited by these fresh ideas but "I was interested in the way this very experimenting with Film-making. Skoglund presented slides of many of her also reacted against their austerity. works. Although she has worked with orderly system broke down through its In 1976, however, she became more "Minimalism was about removing and own way of working," she says. drawn to photography. many art media, she is best-known for the reducing art to its essence. I wanted to put combination of sculpture and One example of this early work "I reached a point where I hated art. I in as much as possible," she says. consisted of a wavy line drawn within looked at anything that looked like it photography. Skoglund also became interested in In "Fox Games," for instance, dozens of straight ones, with the points where they didn't belong in a gallery, and I decided to "chance operations," a method pioneered accidentally touched circled in red. depict what was there in front of my blue foxes cavort through a crimson by noted composer John Cage. She restaurant. To combine these two "It's a parody of the human notion of eyes," she says. explained that rather than planning out a mistakes, a parody of the philosophy of Photography attracted her because of its mediums of art, she says she diligently work and executing it, artists followed a designs and constructs every item in her science," she says. set of established rules and their results In the 70's Skoglund was still primarily ARTIST page 18 MMC tries ears at singing Cartoon bad boys back again for another season by Nkki Campbell first single, "Real Talk," Mouse Club" series. featuring lead vocals by Rhona, Obviously, MMC is being by Lee Bumgarner Mary Kimsey. "For some reason, contributing writer we find it amusing to see people is scheduled to be released Oct. marketed toward a prepubescent contributing writer Attention boys and girls! 26 on Top 40 radio. A dance audience, which explains their being crude and people having a Proudly put on your mouse, ears mix of the song "Flava" is music. The album contains a "Beavis and Butt-head," the total lack of respect for other — it's time to meet the new currently being played in clubs. few fairly decent R&B numbers cartoon bad boys of MTV, are people." Mickey Mouse Club! This Disney endeavor is and the song "Flava," minus the back this fall for a new season. This seems to be the general Rhona, Nita, J.C., Dale, frighteningly reminiscent of rap lyrics, could even be turned The boys, created by Texas feeling around campus, too. Tony, Ricky, Jennifer and Matt, "New Kids On the Block," into a credible techno or rave- native Mike Judge'for "Liquid "They appeal to me on purely eight stars of The Disney uninspired music made for type song. Television"in 1990 have rocked an immature level," junior Phil Channel's "Mickey Mouse money's sake. There will even Although these teens, ages MTV ratings since they first Kern said. "I'm kind of Club,'' are expanding on their be a national "Bring MMC To 14-18, do have talent, they don't appeared in full form last May. embarrassed to say I watch it, television careers with the Your School" sweepstakes to seem moved by the songs MTV has enjoyed four limes its but they're hilarious." release of their self-titled debut promote the group. Surely, they're singing. But who can usual ratings share for that time Freshman Maia Dhokai aIblIm,"MMC.'• every JMU student will want to blame them? The lyrics on this slot. agreed. enter. album sound like the writer was "I think they're popular "They're funny for awhile, Of course keep your eyes in a mentally deteriorative state. because they're politically then they get kind of annoying. REVIEW peeled for MMC merchandise, In the rap portion of "Real incorrect," Abby Tcrkuhlc, Everyone in my hall loves it. It's which will probably include Talk," we hear: " See me with MTV's senior vice president who the thing to watch," she said. Long gone arc the days of everything from T-shirts to the boys, and you make much helped create the show, told the Apparently, people at JMU pig-tails and nursery rhyme squeeze bottles to collectible noise . . . Your real-loud voice New York Times. aren't the only ones watching ihc songs. Rhythm & blues, hip-hop dolls. penetrates my poise ..." Get the The high ratings are ironic for show. "Billboard Magazine" and pop are the forte of this new Even a news segment called picture? MTV's Beavis and a show that seems to be a spoof reported this month that a strong generation of Mouseketeers. "MMC This," featuring music Butt-head would have a lot of of people who watch music correlation exists between "MMC," which was released video premieres, tour updates new material if they heard these videos — essentially the airplay on Beavis and Butt-head SepL 14 by Disney, includes 12 and other tidbits about the group songs. (Huh, huh, huh. She said, audience of MTV. and improved album sales. danceable songs written will air on Disney immediately "penetrates my poise." Huh, "One of the reasons I think Babes in Toyland's "Bruised especially for the group. Their before and after the "Mickey that it's so popular is for one, it is Violet" sales abruptly went up CLUB page 18 so bizarre and crude," said JMU by 10,000 and White Zombie's assistant professor of geography MTV page 18 18 THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 30. 1993 Artist judges. Today's college kids wore continued from page 17 Club. parachute pants, "Member's Only" continued from page 17 jackets and tacky twit-a-bead necklaces ability to show texture and surface. once. We may have even listened to "There were details of the real thing huh.huh.) Menudo, although we never bought any that didn't fit into drawing," she says of And die sound effects are horrendous! of their records. her early photographic work, which was Al the beginning of "Lei's Get Every generation has its quirks, I primarily still-life photos of food. Together," there is probably the worst guess. Hey, our parents watched the Skoglund says that she particularly "human beat-box" sound that was ever original Mickey Mouse Club, with enjoyed 'fooling' her audience with made. Visions of spit trickling down the Annette and all the gang. They probably photographic tricks, such as matching the microphone slide across one's mind. did put on mouse ears before plopping lines and colors. It's scary to think of what all this down in front of the tube, and they She matched the lines and color of the could mean to the future of American turned out okay. Well, maybe. food to the surface it was placed on, youth. So if you know of a preadolescent blurring the distinctions between subject Will today's 10 year olds ever know who would like to see MMC, or if and background that there is such a thing as music made MMC's style is your style too, catch The body of Skoglund's most recent for music's sake? Is each little kid them live on their 10-city national tour, work consists of installations — artificial destined to carry a lunch box bearing the beginning Oct. 2 and running through environments that she photographs. Since faces of musical superstars designed Dec. 12. they are created in the art of photography, especially to suck up every test penny of Don't forget to bring a copy of their she lavishes a great deal of care on her their parents' money? CD, kids; autographing sessions will shade and arrangement. Of course, we probably aren't the best follow each performance! In some of her works, she often puts a group of models in one strong color into backgrounds of an opposing color. She says the effect produces "a kind of relentless clarity, so it appears non- SUSAN HUGHES photographic because it's so sharp." Sandy Skoglund spoke to students She has also explored unconventional and faculty Monday night about her art media to produce different effects. art exhibit opening in Sawhill Gallery. "Spirituality in the Flesh" portrays a seated woman made entirely out of raw Skoglund shows her sense of adventure hamburger, whereas "Atomic Love" by exploring different art media. Her quest depicts models of human figures made out for the ideal art form has not ended. of raisins. Skoglund now lives in New York with her husband — in the same building she Sandy Skoglund's work will be on moved into when she first arrived in die display in Sawhill Gallery at Duke Hall 70s. from Sept. 28 to Oct. 24. The exhibit is her 4 "I'm fascinated by New York — the latest installment in a series of 50-plus COURTESY Of DISNEY juxtaposition of violence and fashion, shows during a career of more than 20 Nlta Booth, Jennifer McGill, Rhona Barrett, Dale Godbolo, JC Chaser, Ricky high taste and murder." years. Luna, Matt Morris and Tony Lucca make up Disney's Mickey Mouse Club. MTV. continued from page 17

"Thundcrkiss '65" started selling three times as many albums after airplay on "Beavis and Butt-head." • art "If you look at the type of music associated with [the show] it's not what • "Wanted: Persons Who Consider Themselves Victims," Sept. you might call 'soft rock' or 'easy rock,'" 6-Oct. 2, New Image Gallery, Zirkle House. marketing professor Ken Bahn said. "It is • "Paintings by Barri Lester," Sept. 20-Oct. 2, Artworks heavy metal or counter-society music." Gallery, Zirkle House. Senior Christina Shilling said, "I think • "Artwork by Denise Place and Judi McMillan," Sept. 20- they're a good stereotype of what kind of people metal-heads are. And I think that's OcL2, The Other Gallery, Zirkle House. funny. I like the way they make fun of • "Sandy Skoglund: 'A Breeze At Work' and Other Works," videos." Sept. 28-Oct. 24, Sawhill Gallery, Duke Hall. Despite the craze, there are still people who feel they are better off not tuning in to die show. theatre COURTESY Of MTV "I've seen it twice — it was stupid," • "Death and the Maiden," 8 p.m.. Sept 30-Oct. 2, and 2 p.m freshman Kelly Green said. "There's no substance to it. I need more than 'huh huh Butt-head and Beavis spare no one Oct.2-Oct3, Theatre II. huh.'" with their politically incorrect Jokes. • "Eleemosynary," 8 p.m., Oct. 5-10, Latimer-Shaeffer Theatre, Freshman Mark Medows agreed. "I Duke Hall. don't like it because it's moronic," he said. things as often talking about women in a • "Fools," 8 p.m., Oct 15-16, Oct. 22-24, and 2 p.m., Oct 17 and "I have much better things to do with my derogatory manner, acting homophobic, 24, Muhlenberg Lutheran Church, Harrisonburg. brain." being cruel to animals and smoking. The cartoon isn't the usual cat-chases- Judy McGrath, creative director for mouse type of show. Reasons people cite MTV, staled in Rolling Stone Magazine, music for not liking the show stem anywhere "After the last election and the 'choose or from the language involved — the main lose' campaign, I think we were sick to •James Brown, 8 p.m., Oct. 9, JMU Convocation Center. characters' favorite word is "sucks" — to death of being politically correct" •Tears for Fears and Jellyfish, 7:30 p.m., Oct 11, Chrysler Hall, Norfolk. the subject matter, like frying rats at a And it's hard to be offended by a local fast food restaurant. Other people cartoon character, some students said. simply find die show offensive. Junior Shawna Densmore, co- Freshman Ron Rose said, "I just don't coordinator of Equal, JMU's women's dance think they're funny. The jokes are too advocacy group, said that she doesn't find cheap. You've seen them before on other the show offensive. "I definitely see it as • "A Mixed Bag: An Evening of Dance and Theatre with Shane TV shows; they're just repeated." social satire," she said. "I just laugh at it O-Hara and Ric Rose," 8 p.m., Oct.1-2, Studio 355, Godwin Hall. Besides looking for the ultimate buzz, because it represents everything I want to Beavis and Butt-head do such shocking eradicate from society." • »..■-... -..-..' nn

THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 30, 1993 19 Sports Dukes tatoo Towson 4-0, remain unbeaten Defense preserves fifth consecutive shutout, Kankkunen scores two to lift 6th-ranked JMU

by Mike Wissot The Dukes' defense took over from there, as senior defender Bob Johnston, staff writer junior defender Graham Perkovich and Coasting through its fifth consecutive Pillion tamed a quiet Tigers' offense. shutout of the season, the sixth-ranked "We got possession in the back field to JMU men's soccer team defeated Towson lead our attack," Pillion said. "Everybody Stale University, 4-0, at X-Lot Field was strong today and I mink we're going yesterday. to continue playing that way." "We expected a harder game from JMU attempted 31 shots on goal, while Towson," head coach Tom Martin said. Towson State took only two shots. "They're a very good and physical team, Junior goalkeeper David Bucciero but we controlled the tempo from the played the full 90 minutes, filling in for onset." junior Brian Bailey, who is sidelined from JMU raised its record to 8-0-1, while respiratory problems. Towson State dropped to 4-4-0. JMU has remained undefeated "It's always fun to play in front of our throughout September, while extended its home crowd," junior midfielder Jon shutout streak to five, only three away Pillion said. "We took control right away from breaking the school record. and stayed strong until the end." "When you control a game as we did Sophomore midfielder Kaarlo today, you want to be confident," Martin Kankkunen netted two goals to lead the said. "That's what this team is starting to JMU offense. show. We're playing with confidence and Kankkunen left the game early due to a poise." groin injury, but he is not expected to miss Pillion said that the Dukes will now a game. begin the meat of their schedule, starting Midway through the first half, off with a road game against George sophomore forward Patrick McSorley Mason on Saturday. Last year, the Patriots scored off a rebound from senior defender shocked JMU with a 3-2 upset. K.P. Wawrzyniak's shot attempt. "We've got some hard games coming "We got a great game out of K.P.," up," Pillion said. "So we've got to focus Martin said. "He set some guys up well on each one separately. We don't want and proved why he's such a tough player." anyone to slide away with a cheap win The Dukes expanded their lead to 2-0 like last year." off a Kankkunen goal before ending the The Dukes return home to meet up with first half. American on Wednesday at 4 p.m. Early in the second half, junior forward Brent Bennett then assisted Kankkunen for GAME NOTES: Forward Brent Bennett another goal after a cross-field kick from is tied for 11th nationally in scoring, and the left side. Bennett picked up two assists leads the South Atlantic Region. Bennett on the day. has nine goals and two assists on the "That was a real critical goal for us," season ... Goalie Barry Purcell ranks Martin said. "We wanted to get that three- seventh nationally with a 0.46 goals- CRAKS NEWMAN against-average. goal lead." Senior forward Chris Maltese (left) fights to get the ball after a comer kick. Women's golf team tees off season with a win in Longwood Invitational

by Jon Wadsworth LaMoue said. Crist shot a career best 76 to capture the tournament's contributing writer individual championship. Crist also won the individual The women's golf team intends to beat the bout of bad title at the JMU Invitational last year. luck they ran into last year. In addition to Crist, the team is led by Breeden, one of The Dukes suffered a rash of injuries. This year's co- only three seniors on the young team, and junior Christy captain Heather Breeden dislocated her shoulder while Power. Freshman Danielle Zahaba and reluming junior participating in an egg loss at a picnic. Junior Heidi McWilliams round out the starling team. McWilliams broke her finger in a kinesiology class. And The Dukes return to action this weekend at the sophomore Niki Crist went through a nagging bout of Methodisl Invitational. JMU will then compete in the bursitis in her ankle. Kentucky Invitational Oct. 8-10 before turning their Keeping the Dukes healthy this year is head coach attention to the most important one of the year, the JMU Susan LaMolle's main concern. Invitalional/ECAC Championships, which will be held at "We were very unlucky last year," Crist said. The Country Club of Staunlon on October 22-24. But the Dukes are starting this year off on the right With only one home tournament on their schedule, the foot. The Dukes recently won the team title at the two-time defending ECAC champions gel few Longwood Invitational, shooting 312, the best team opportunities to showcase their lalcnis at home. MKEHEFFNER score in JMU head coach Susan LaMotte's four-year The Dukes will be shooting for their third straight Sophomore Niki Crist claimed the individual title at tenure. ECAC tide. Their strongest competition figures to come the Longwood Invitational last weekend. "We're very deep this year and they're playing well," from Princeton University.

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stamfirna Cottf, Oraatt. Dukes vs. Massachusetts Delaware 2 0 4 0 CAME: JMU at Massachusetts, Saturday, ;8osto«u. 2 0 3 o Oct. 2,1 pan. Connecticut '2 0 3 1 Richmond 2 1 3 1 DUKES NOTES; Tailbacks Rhadshaun New Hampshire 2 1 2 2 Mike, who hat missed the last three garnet WttMam&Mary 1 1 2 2 after knee surgery, and Kelvin Jeter, who (mode island 1 1 2 1 sprained his ankle last week are both Northeastern ^ l 12 questionable far Saturday . .. Dec Townet, Maine 12 2 2 Paul Hams and Chris GUI will look to pick James Madison 0 2 2 2 up the slack. Schera said he is considering Massachusetts 0 2 12 moving wide receiver John Allen to tailback VUlanova 0 2 12 until Miles and Jeter beat Top Passers . C-Att. Xf& DATA] Massachusetts runs • similar 1 Dale Fry. Data. 31-51 660 offense to JMU but with greater emphasis en 2. S. Knight, W&M 24-40 440 the running game... FB Rene Ingoglui was 3. Todd DurWn. W&M 32-46 389 the Yankee Ccsiferenoe Rookie of the Year 4. Jim Stayer. UNH 64-105 839 last year and it averaging 1173 yards per 5. R. Dougherty, 8U 61-101 835 game this year . .. The Minutemen lead the Yankee Conference in defense, allowing just TOP Rushers Yds o£s ate 290 yards per game. JMU is second at 294 X. K. MHOSf JMU 132 10.2 132 yards per game... UMass linebacker Mario 2.0. Brown, Oela. 528 6.4 132 Perry is the best defensive player in the 3. Zack Burweli. BU 356 6.0 118.7 AMYPETRUCCI conference and a surefire NFL draftee. 4. Rene ingogha 352 6.1 117.3 Chantel Schwandt has been JMU's defensive MVP each of the last three years. 3. W. GHHard. UConn 392 4.8 98 RIP SAYS: They're a team like us in that they have high expectations, but they're not TPP Receivers B££»Xd£»0u? exactly where they thought they would be at 1. D. Gamble, UNH 24 354 6.0 this stage of the season. We have to 2. C. Henderson; BU 12 183 6.0 Schwandt leads team anticipate that they're going to come oat 3. S. Lumpkin, Villa. 10 185 5.0 with fire in their eye*. They've got their 4. B. Apgar. URI 18 371 4.5 backs to the watt. Kke we do." K] 6. D. McLeod, JMU 17 292 4.3 — ! i« __ i with a 'killer instinct' GRANT JERtXNG by Kevin Finch team up when things aren't going well — stqffwriter an important role of a team captain. "I think I'm more of a support system She was practically born with a ball than a commander," she said. "I don't tell SPORTS underfoot and soccer on her mind. people what to do, but I just try to support Senior Chantel Schwandt, JMU's three- them." fl) HIGHLIGHTS time defensive Most Valuable Player and Schwandt has been a member of the team leader, has reached the top of her team since the women's soccer program MEN'S GOLF REC REPORT game and draws praises from women's began in 1989, and she has proven to be a soccer coach Dave Lombardo. key player in the squad's rapid success. Virginia Intercollegiate Tournament The men's rugby team defeated Radford "She's strong and she's quick,'* he said. "I thought it would be great to start a Sept. 27-28,1993 13-7 last Saturday. "She has the mind set She hates to be program like this, but I didn't realize how Lower Cascades, Hot Springs. • The men's lacrosse team beat Messiah beaten. She takes goals seriously. If awesome it was going to be," she said. Final results after two rounds: Men's Lacrosse Club 6-4 on Friday. On somebody scores a goal against her, she's "It's thrilling to know the progress I've 1. Old Dominion — 587 Saturday, JMU defeated East Stroudsburg going to do everything she can to make been a part of in getting the program to 2. Virginia Tech —593 7-3 and lost to Kutztown 4-3. sure it doesn't happen again." where it is today." 3. Richmond — 597 • The Godwin Welmess Center staff will be Schwandt, now in her fourth season at She considers her three defensive MVP 4. Liberty —613 providing fitness assessments beginning JMU, entered this season tied for third awards a reward for her years of work. 5. James Madison — 620 next week. The following measurements place on JMU's career lists with 15 goals, "I think I have the killer instinct," she 6. William & Mary — 625 will be taken: blood pressure, resting heart 7. Radford — 628 nine assists and 39 points. said. "I go out there and do what I have to rate, body composition, cardiovascular "I've seen a lot of defenders over the do, and being awarded MVP is just 8. George Mason — 640 fitness, muscular strength and endurance. 9. Virginia Military — 681 years, and I would rank her as probably something to tell me 'good job' for all of Top JMU Individuals: • Hillside Fitness Center is offering Slide one of the top 10 that I've seen at any the effort I've put in." Pleasant Hughes (t-third) — 149 Reebok Basic Training aerobics Monday level," Lombardo said. Schwandt is a political science major, Scott Oraber—156 through Friday from 4:30 to 5 p.m. Schwandt, who attended Robinson and her dream is to one day be in the FBI. Doug McCarthy — 158 • Anyone who wishes to use the Godwin High School in Fairfax, has been She will be returning to JMU next year, Todd Jenkins—159 Wellness Center should call x3321 for a frustrating opposing forwards since she and Lombardo has already asked her to FIELD HOCKEY facility orientation appointment was 8 years old. There are several aspects join the team as a defensive coordinator. of the game that have kept her playing. Schwandt likes the idea. Thate named Player of the Week WOMEN'S SOCCER "It's a fast game, and it's very "I can't see myself separating from the JMU midfielder Carole Thate has been Dukes Lose to Terrapins physically demanding," she said. "You team right now," she said. "These are my named the Colonial Athletic Association's After a4-l victory over Temple on have to play as a team. There's individual best friends. I've met the greatest people Player of the Week for the week ending Saturday, the team dropped a 2-1 decision effort, but a team that's successful is one through this soccer program." Sept 26. to Maryland yesterday in College Park that has people that work together." For now, Schwandt must concentrate on The freshman from the Netherlands The Dukes led 1-0 at the half, with As one of three team captains, the current season. Whether it's scoring a scored five goals in the Dukes' three games forward Jamie Dykes scoring on an assist Schwandt plays an important role in goal, shouting instructions, settling a team last week, including the game-winner in a from Ashley Williamson at the 19:35 mark. making sure the team is playing together. conflict or shutting down an opposing 2-1 win over Virginia on Sept. 21. Maryland came back in the second half "She's definitely our loudest presence forward, Schwandt continues to do what Thate scored all three goals in JMU's 3-0 with goals from Kelly Amonte and Leslie on the field in terms of directing traffic," she does best—play defense. win over Duke on Sept 24 and scored two Kerhin. Lombardo said. "I think the kids look up more in a 3-2 win over Northeastern. JMU look 21 shots on the goal, while Lombardo said, "She sets the tone for Thate, who earned conference Player of Maryland took 17. to her. They know that she sometimes has the defensive third of the field, that if you the Week honors once earlier this season, The loss drops the Dukes' record to 4-5- things to say that they don't want to hear, come into our area, you're going to have leads the CAA in scoring with 14 goals and 0. Their next game is Friday at 5 p.m. at but it has to be said." to deal with me." Ohio State. 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The more things change, the more they stay the same. Drew couldn't win this week. Alison continues her attempt at world domination. One week, she any race, even if he was running against Walter Mondale. The Guru is takes over as assistant sports editor, and now is hot on Steve's tail for the proud of the fact he is still treading above the Mendoza line for predicting, leader position. What's next, an office at Wilson Hall? Steve has fallen back but has been threatened by the rest of the panel that if he falls below tha* into his predictable (no pun intended) rut of ho-hum first-place standing, and line, he's history. Kevin showed that one week he's a genius, holding the will probably be about as notable as the change of menu items at D-Hall. But top spot, but last week made a valiant attempt at displacing the Guru, only everyone hates a winner, especially one from Jersey. This week, the panel to fall one game short. The faltering picks made by Kevin must have had gives a burning rubber welcome to one of Harrisonburg's finest — Route 9 something to do with the sliding prices of hog bellies on the local Sterling bus driver Ken Isner. When people need to get somewhere, Isner's the man, exchange. Maybe an increase of chicken slaughters will be a good omen so maybe he can help drive the Guru out of the condemned last place. HARRISONBURG MINOR EMERGENCY CENTER

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CALENDAR OF STUDENT EVENTS COUNTDOWN TO HOMECOMING September 20 - October 8 __ . _, .. . . Wear your Celebrate Me Home Buttons and win prizes. Homecoming Patrol is roaming campus looking for people wearing Homecoming buttons. If button-wearers know now many days left until Homecoming, they can win CD's, Tapes, T-Shiru. Candy, Cups, etc So wear your buttons and watch for signs and ads around campus for the daily count! CELEBRATE ME HOME DINNER Tuesday October 5 — 4:0O-8:00PM „ - . „___. Come to D-Hall and enjoy a major Homecoming Celebration! There will be special Homecoming souvenirs, as well as a wide vanety of delicious foods and fun decorations. Dont miss dinner this night, as it will be unforgettable I

BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT Wednesday. October 6 — 3:OO-6:00PM — Courts behind Mr. Chips . SignupforavarietyofbasketbaUccwpetinons,suchas3cn3,FreeThrowcot«*s«,a^ Winners will receive Homecoming T-Shins, a trophy and a cash prize. Contact Amy Karwan at X7257 for registration kiformadon. Women and men encouraged to play! CAMPUS BANNER CONTEST Thursday, October 7 — Judging 3:0O-5:00PM Residence Hall, Greek Houses and Student Organizations are invited to design a banner incorporating the Celebrate Me Home theme, organizations without space for a banner may submit a poster. Banners must be the size of a twin bed sheet, and are due in the Office of Residence Li fe, 102 Alumnae, by October 1. JMU stafT will hang them on your building. Winners will receive a trc^y, a pizza party for their organization, and banners/posters may be displayed at the homecoming football game. One entry is allowed per organization/hall.

CELEBRATE ME HOME PARADE Friday, October 8 — 6:00PM — X-lot to Hanson Field Join a variety of dubs, organizations, offices, and just interested folks in the most outrageous parade ever! Watch paraders ndc, skip, sing, kazoo, dance, and march their way from X-Lot to Hanson Field. This is a great way to get in to the Homecoming Spirit! If you or your group is interested in participating in the parade call Lauren at x5544. If you are not parading, be sure to come watch, or you'll miss some of the funniest JMU sights James Madison University of the year! HOMECOMING PEP RALLY and BONFIRE Homecoming '93 Friday October 8-7:30PM—Hanson Field _. . ^_ .. . Autumn and Victory will definitely be in the air at the pep rally! Come right from the parade to meet the football team, cheer on the Dukes with the cheerleaders, band, and Dukettes. Meet the Duke Dog and enjoy cider and doughnuts while pumping up for the game on Saturday. Comereadyto October 4-10 cheer your lungs out! HOMECOMING FOOTBALL GAME Saturday October 9— 1:30PM-firidgeforth Stadium # u ^_,_ JMU fans will be treated to a dash between the Dukes and the Delaware Blue Hens as rivals in the Middle-Atlantic Division or the Yankee Conference. Expectations are high for another thrilling game. Kickoff is scheduled for 1:30PM at Bridgeforth Stadium.

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