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1 VOL. XI GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY, WASHINGTON. D. C., APRIL 3, 1930 GLEE CLUB HOLDS FR. WALSH TREATS AUTHORITY ON RUSSIA HARVARD DEBATE ANNUAL CONCERT OF SOVIET LEADERS HERE SUNDAY NIGHT Mi-Careme Offering Enthusias¬ tically Received—Three Solo¬ Lecturer Sketches Lives of Question Is “Resolved, That the ists Perform. Lesser Bolshevists Last Thurs¬ Kellogg Peace Pact Is a Sound day Night. Basis for the Foreign Policy of On Sunday evening, March 30, the the United States.” Glee Club gave its annual Mi-Careme On the evening of Thursday, March 27, Concert in Gaston Hall, to an audience, the Rev. Edmund A. Walsh, S.J., Vice- which heard the concert with delighted President of the University and Regent 1 he personnel of the debating team to enthusiasm. The applause of the audience of the School of Foreign Service, pre¬ represent Georgetown in the forthcoming Intercollegiate Debate with Harvard Uni¬ was well deserved, for the Glee Club sented the fifth of his series of weekly versity, on Sunday, April 6th, has been was in excellent voice, and the soloists lectures on Russia. On this last occa¬ somewhat changed from the one origi¬ were note perfect. sion, Father Walsh did not speak on any nally planned. William Sullivan, ’31, The concert was opened by the sing¬ one man in particular, as has been his will take the place of Bernard McQuaid. ing of three hymns, the “Veni Creator," general policy this year, but gave brief This substitution was necessitated, due to “Resonet in Laudibus,” and "Vere Lang¬ “thumb-nail” sketches of a number of the fact that Mr. McQuaid was called to uors nostros.” Following these selec- revolutionary and Bolshevist leaders. The his home on account of a death in his • tions, Mr. Charles Barkett, of the Fresh¬ lecture was held in Gaston Hall last family. Mr. Sullivan is one of the eight man Class, rendered a violin solo, the Thursday. A large crowd was in at¬ men picked in the tryouts held before beautiful “Ave Maria,” of Franz Schu¬ tendance. the Princeton debate. All of these men bert. Mr. Barkett displayed a fine tech¬ The first man to be discussed by the have been instrumental in gathering ma¬ nique, and his tonal qualities were excel¬ speaker was Joseph Stalin. According terial on the subject and in aiding the lent. The Glee Club then took up the to Father Walsh, “Stalin was neither actual debaters in other ways. next part of the program, and sang “Oh! the genius nor the sword of the revo¬ r The question to be debated, "Resolved, Hail Us, Ye Free,” from Verdi’s opera lution, as were Lenin and Trotzky, re¬ That the Kellogg Peace Pact Is a Sound “Ernani,” and the beautiful and wistful spectively, but was, rather, a timely poli¬ REV. EDMUND A. WALSH, S.J., Basis for the Foreign Policy of the “Morning” of Grieg. tician, who seized his opportunity.” Fol¬ Vice-President of the University, who is Lnited States," is the same proposition Mr. William McLarney, '30, then gave lowing this name on the program, he gave that was used in the debate with Prince¬ a brief but brilliant piano recital. His a brief outline of Mr. Semashko, the at present conducting his annual series of lectures on the Russian Revolution. ton, held on the 16th of March. Only at (Continued on page //) only one of the real supporters of Lenin, that time Georgetown upheld the negative, that is, member of the original commit¬ while now they have the affirmative side SENIOR RETREAT. tee of commissars, left in Russia. Father of the question to handle. The short The Retreat for the Senior Class Walsh had previously mentioned that, due MARCH ISSUE OF time between the debates, coupled with of the College will commence on to lack of time, he would be forced to the necessity of swinging to the other April 7 and continue till April 9. make some of his sketches extremely JOURNAL PRAISED side has worked somewhat to the dis¬ The exercises will be held in Dahl- brief. advantage of Georgetown. gren Chapel. The Retreat-Master The next character brought up was that The members of the team other than will be the Rev. Peter Cusick, S.J., of Gregory Zinoviev, concerning whom Article by Faculty Member Is of Woodstock College, and formerly was said: “Zinoviev was a member of Feature — Two Philosophic (Continued on page 11) President of Canisius College, Buf¬ the ‘Old Guard’ of the revolution. He Treatises Also Find Favor. falo. had been arrested often and had spent much time before going abroad to for¬ The March issue of the Georgetown PATHFINDERS CLUB eign countries. His common line was College Journal made its appearance on i DEAN FOOTE TO oratory, although his voice was bad. the during the past week, and, However, he later became an interna¬ judging from the opinions voiced con¬ HEARS MR. HAGERTY , ATTEND CONVENTION tional nuisance as well as a Bolshevist cerning the various articles, it would ap¬ one. He was a man who only revamped, pear that this edition has been unusually Emphasizes Importance of Mer¬ Will be Delegate of American rewrote, and reexecuted the works of his cantile Marine—Seniors Urged superiors. It used to be a saying amongst well received by the student body. Medical Association to Stock¬ Mr. John J. O'Connor of the college to Join Society. his companions of 1924, ‘Leave him alone faculty has contributed a very interesting holm Gathering. and Zinoviev will spill the beans’.” Father Walsh then described George article entitled, “Smile and the World On last Monday evening, March 31, at Dr. John Foote, dean of the George¬ Tchitcherin, who, he said, was an ex- Smiles with You.” It has to do with the a meeting of the Pathfinders Club held in town University School of Medicine, will conquests of the great men of history, Philodemic Hall, Mr. Hagerty, General attend the International Conference on (Continued on page 12) and tells of how many of them have Field Agent of the United States Mer¬ Pediatrics at Stockholm, Sweden, next smiled in the face of adversity and by chant Marine, gave an informal talk on August as one of the official delegates of their will to win have conquered every his profession. He showed a thoroughly the American Medical Association in DR. B. K. ASHFORD obstacle. The article is rich with his¬ intimate knowledge of the growth of the whose section relating to the diseases of torical allusions, and at a glance one sees Merchant Marine, and his listeners children he has been long an active leader. such names as Socrates, Borgia, Bour¬ evinced praiseworthy enthusiasm by dis¬ The Georgetown medical dean, who is KOBER LECTURER bon, Guise, Thomas More and Oliver playing, through apt questions, a whole¬ also president of the District of Colum¬ Cromwell. hearted interest in the subject under dis¬ bia Medical Society, was recently ap¬ Speaks on Mycology—President Edward V. Sexton, ’30, has written a cussion. pointed by President Hoover a member of of University Presents Plaque treatise, proving from a scientific stand¬ In his discourse, Mr. Hagerty empha¬ ' the Child Health Congress which will to Dr. Kober. point that life must come from the Su¬ sized the vital importance of the Mer¬ make a Nation-wide study of health con¬ preme Being. It is of considerable length chant Marine as a national factor in the ditions affecting children during the year. and undoubtedly entailed a great deal of economic and industrial life of our na¬ Dr. Bailey Ashford, U. S. A., George¬ effort on the part of the author. It is to tion. His analysis of the present status In other capacities in recent years Dr. town graduate, who received the Kober ! be hoped that his endeavor will be appre¬ of American transportation revealed the Foote has ‘contributed to the advance¬ Foundation Lectureship for 1930, as one ment of the study of the diseases of chil¬ ciated and not passed over by too many deep insight of even the minor details of of the outstanding men in scientific medi¬ because of its apparent depth. The name this profession and a grasp of all the prob¬ dren and has lectured on this subject dur¬ cal research, delivered a lecture on “My¬ ing the many years of his connection with of this work is “Omne Vivum. Ex Vivo.” lems which confront our nation on the cology and Its Relationship to Tropical “Descartes and Methodic Doubt” is high seas. The speaker, as so many of Georgetown University. Medicine,” Friday evening, March 28, in another rather heavy work on philosophy. his predecessors did hitherto, laid a spe¬ Dr. Foote was an official delegate of Gaston Hall. Its author is Richard X. Evans, one of cial stress on the importance of a col¬ the United States to the Pan-American Dr. Ashford is the discoverer of the the Journal’s most frequent contributors. lege education in giving to the leader of Child Conference held at Havana in 1927, causative agent in the Porto Rican a an The article has to do with religion in the the Merchant Marine profession the fun¬ d some years previously was a dele- Anemea, the hook worm, and later the seventeenth century and in particular damental training that, coupled with de¬

SHADOWS OF THE PAST. An interesting sidelight on the forthcoming contest for the Mallory Medal has been learned through the office of the Dean. This medal is awarded annually to the contestant writing the best essay on some phase of the Constitution. In past years this was one of the most coveted of awards, and the keenness of the competition produced such excellent papers that the Library of Congress made a collection of the prize winning essays. A recent telephone message from the Library requested knowl¬ edge of the present status of the Mallory contest, and told of the past essays that Washington, D. C. are being preserved in the country’s most famous library. Entered as second-class matter, Jan. 31, 1920, at the post office at Washington, D. C., Such past glories should not be allowed to fade away by the present student body. under the act of March 3, 1879. “Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in sec. 1103, Act of Oct. 3, 1917, authorized Feb. 17, 1920.” The subject for the 1930 essay, “The Present Condition of State Sovereignty in the Subscription $3.00 per year United States,” permits of a wealth of material, and would supply information that would be of particular value to all future lawyers and legislators, not to mention the EDITORIAL STAFF purely cultural knowledge that the study of such a subject would impart to others. Editor-in- A number of modern thinkers are of the opinion that our government is gradually assuming some of the state rights guaranteed by the Constitution, and that our JOSEPH B. BRUNINI, ’30 present government is tending to assume a more centralized form with each Con¬ Managing Editor University Editor gressional session. A paper on the subject could include a discussion of state rights LAWRENCE J. MEHREN, ’31 WILLIAM A. GLAVIN, ’30 as regards the prohibition amendment, the wide use of the injunction by Federal Associate Editors EDWARD L. COX, ’30 ROBERT J. CONNOLLY, ’31 courts, and other practices that some hold are infringing on the constitutional guaran¬ ALBERT W. KELLER, ’30 WILLIAM A. SULLIVAN, ’31 tees of state sovereignty. JAMES H. MAHONEY, ’31 In addition to the contestants from the college, the Dean hopes that papers will also be submitted by the students of the Law Department. The latter should be well Feature Editor Foreign Service Copy Manager versed on such a topic, and the efforts of the winner will certainly be well rewarded EDWARD L. COX, ’30 AUSTIN P. SULLIVAN RAYMOND MCNALLY, ’32 for the Mallory Medal is one of the most prized and valuable awards of the year. Law School Editor Medical School, Exchange Editor JAIME BENITEZ TOM EGAN, ’30. PETER J. COLLINS, ’31 Reporters AN INVENTORY AND A DECISION. CASSIDY DRISCOLL, ’32 EDWARD GLAVIN, ’32 JOSEPH SMITH, ’33 During the first half of next week the Senior Class of the College will make the DAVID DYER, ’32 DENIS HENDRICKS, ’32 JAMES NEVILLE, ’32 annual retreat which will be held in Dahlgren with the Mass in the Domestic Chapel. BARRETT QUIRK, '32. FRANCIS MAHONEY, ’33. MARTIN WHITE, ’32 For three days all class activities will be suspended in order to allow the Seniors an EDWIN KIRSCHNER, ’33. THOMAS NASSER, ’33 GEORGE MCGUIGAN, ’33, RAY DRUHAN, ’33 MARTIN LUKEN,-’33 GEORGE BENZ, ’33 opportunity to take a final inventory of their spiritual development of the past four WILLIAM HACKMAN, ’S3 DANIEL SCHLAFLY, ’33. CHARLES A. ERKER, ’31. years, and to strengthen their inner selves for the tests to be faced in after life. SPORTS STAFF Unfortunately a number of each Senior Class are undetermined as to their choice of vocation, and so are faced with the exigency of making a final decision within the Editor next few months. The Retreat, coming as it does on the threshold of our passing EDMUND L. BRUNINI, ’31 from student life, furnishes an excellent opportunity for a choice of vocation. Our ERIK KJELLSTROM, ’30 JOHN BODKIN, ’32 PAUL AHERN, ’33 E. N. BRENNEN, ’31 THOMAS LEHAM, ’33 WILLIAM PIPER, ’33 religion is a practical one, and will stand us in good stead in making such a practical JOHN HAZARD, ’31 EDWARD MERREY, ’33 PAUL WILHELM, ’33 selection. Reflection and prayer during the few days of the Retreat should lead to a RICHARD WILSON, ’31 CHARLES AULETTE, ’33 WILLIAM DEXTER, ’33 wise selection of a state of life, and will enable the graduate to start on life’s journey WILLIAM SOISSON, ’32 with the correct foot forward. Such an opportunity is not to be treated lightly. BUSINESS STAFF ***** Business Manager COLLEGE GRADUATES IN DEMAND. THOMAS V. GRIFFIN, ’30 Staff Members THE HOYA is in receipt of a letter sent to American colleges and universities by the Department of Justice in an attempt to interest college-trained men in the curbing of ARTHUR SCHWARTZ, ’32 FRANK B. YORK, ’33. JOSEPH N. SHRIVER, ’33 CHARLES BARKETT, ’33 crime. An urgent need for an intellectual and scientific treatment of the criminal WILLIAM A. CAREY, ’33 classes, with the view in mind of training them to take their proper places in society upon the expiration of prison sentences, has induced the Superintendent of Prisons to professionalize his work. . . SLOWLY, BUT EXCEEDING FINES Sociology students at the Hilltop have made a study of crime and would perhaps be For the past few weeks Georgetown has heard of the unfortunate Russian situation interested in such work. The pecuniary remuneration ranges from a beginner’s salary from the lips of Father Walsh, one of the world's foremost authorities on that of $1,860 to an executive’s salary of $7,000. Such work, besides being of absorbing country. The lecturer has briefly sketched the terrible religious war that is being interest to students of criminology, is a boon to the progress of society and repre¬ waged by the atheistical Soviet government against the people, in whom the recognition sents an humanitarian endeavor. Such a concerted demand for college graduates in and worship of the Supreme Being is inherent. Father Walsh told, in addition, of this field is a well-earned recognition of the ability of college graduates. the attempt of the Bolshevists to corrupt the youth of the nation by preaching in the ***** schools a moral code which destroys or tends to destroy everything that the rest of the civilized world holds as ethical and good. By this code the government hopes ON FACING THE COLD WORLD. to so stifle the conscience of young Russia that it will adopt Bolshevism fully, thus The chances of a college graduate to enter the business world have been given a big perpetuating the Soviet state. boost in the last ten years by business men themselves. They realize that in per¬ There is an entirely different situation from this in another corner of the world— suading the pick of the college graduates to join a particular company that they can Georgetown. It is in direct contrast to any educational institution in Russia. There train the former students to their immediate needs and that, moreover, these gradu¬ the student is subjected to the weighty dogmas of Soviet philosophers, such as Buk¬ ates will furnish their future industrial leaders. As the leader of one large concern harin, and to the disintegrating moral doctrines of people such as Mme. Kolentai. freely admits, “We go to seek the graduates at the college gate.” Quite a change There the student, and the rest of the populace as well, are deprived of the greatest from a few years back when the applicant for a position carefully concealed his of consolations—religion—and, consequently, the whole system stamps depression on collegiate sheepskin. them. But it is impossible to stifle conscience forever, and the reaction is bound to In turning out a large number of graduates each June, the modern college must be come, though it may not for years. When it does, it will be the very student, to whom interested in the future temporal success of its former students and is, therefore, the low standard of life is being preached, who will rise to turn on and overthrow anxious to. cooperate with the business world. The average graduate must be able to his teachers. But in this country and university we have the antithesis of Russia’s use his cultural background as an asset to his financial success. Otherwise, viewed as plight. The government of the United States is as different from the other as day an economic experiment, the large colleges of today are unsound. Consequently col¬ and night. Americans enjoy all the freedom and rights possible under a constitu¬ leges are placing more and more emphasis on their efforts to supply their students with practical equipment for business life. Sheer numbers have forced them to this tional democracy. The students of the colleges and universities, such as Georgetown, attitude, and the former absorption in purely cultural studies is on the wane. Perhaps are oppressed by no religious and educational doctrines like those of the Soviet state. some deplore this condition but its existence seems above dispute. The principles of government are not imposed upon him in Bolshevist style, and the Another aid that the college can give to the student to help assure his future philosophy of reason and common sense becomes his philosophy. He has religious success is to guide him in selecting his vocation. Students should be aware of the freedom and is allowed to believe in and practice the faith that his conscience dictates. existence of promising fields for their activity, of new fields that are being developed, and thus to have before them a clear picture of the probable conditions that they will The contrast between the youth of the two nations is very striking. We, on this have to face. With the possession of such knowledge the student should be urged to side, should consider ourselves fortunate that the positions are not reversed. But come to a definite choice of vocation early in his college career, and so be able to Bolshevism will see its day, and when the crash comes, it will be all the more com¬ prepare himself for his life work while his studies are still in progress. plete. “The wheels grind slowly, but exceeding fine.”—L. J. M. J. B. B. THE HOYA 3 DR. HEALY LECTURES SENIOR LEADER OVER RADIO TUESDAY

Speaks on “Centenary of Belgian Independence”—Relations with America Stressed.

Dr. Thomas H. Healy, Assistant Dean of the School of Foreign Service of Georgetown University, gave a talk on the radio at 7 :15 P. M. on Tuesday, April 1, on the Centenary of Belgian Independ¬ ence. The talk went out over the Colum¬ bia Broadcasting Station WMAL in Washington. Belgium has for many years been a special matter of interest to the American people whose actions in this Prom the world’s funniest magazine, the Congressional Record, wherein are re¬ respect did not consist merely of words corded the rumblings of this country’s leading humorists, zee select a really fine and but of concrete evidences of American rare specimen. It zias in connection with the recent Carnegie Foundation report on generosity, almost unparalleled in the the Athletic Situation in the American College, and it giz’es us an insight into the history of international relations. While methods which are making football and other forms of legitimate murder so popular. Belgium has a history dating back many 7 he president of a college which had been criticised began an investigation. ..He dis¬ centuries, its actual independence as a covered that the coach of the football team teas the registrar of the college and he separate sovereign nation was only one summoned him and inquired: “Hozv is it that all these men are in college?” “What hundred years ago. Elaborate celebrations are being made are their qualifications to enter?” And the coach said, “They have all passed their* ALOYSIUS P. HARNEY, ’30, examinations.” And the president of the college said, “What kind of an examination in Belgium starting this month and to President of the Senior Class. do you give them ?” 7 he coach replied, “A zvritten examination.” Then the president continue until next October. Dr. Healy of the college, referring to a big fellow who had successfully played guard on the foot¬ made use of in his address a number of ball team said to the coach, “What kind of an examination did that man pass?” The very interesting facts about Belgium that DR. SCOTT HONORED coach answered, “Well, on the last examination when that man passed zee asked him are not so well known. For example, tzoo questions, and zee required a percentage of fifty to pass the examination. The the American Revolution had a very im¬ FOR RESEARCH WORK first question which zvas asked that man zoos, ’What is the color of blue litmus paper?’ portant effect on the situation in Belgium and he replied, ‘Red.’ That zvas wrong. The second question was, ‘What is elec¬ and the cry “Belgium America” was cur¬ Receives Plaque from University tricity? and he replied, '/ don’t know,’ and that zvas correct.” (Laughter.) rent in the revolution that started in 1789. of Salamanca in Recognition of When Belgium gained its independence Study on International Law. ***** a hundred years ago its constitution was modeled largely on that of the United Dr. James Brown Scott, Professor of Georgetown, with the stamina possessed by her 141 years, has successfully States. For example, its Bill of Rights International Law, and chairman of the shaken off another annual attack—the intra-mural boxing matches. The manly is almost perpetually repeated from the graduate committee of the School of For¬ art will subside now with a graceful bow, and let the world slip neatly back into Bill of Rights of the United States. Dr. eign Service of Georgetown University, its comfortable groove of languorous living. The heroes who performed for Healy prepared some interesting data on has just received another recognition for the benefit of their critical brethren have dispelled for another year at least, the Belgium's hero king, Albert, on the part His outstanding researches in International illusion that it is an easy matter to dance through three rounds of glove-tossing, played by the American Relief in Bel¬ Law. A beautiful gold and silver plaque and still preserve one’s dignity. gium under the Hoover Commission, the about a foot square has been sent him by ***** role that the United States has taken in the University of Salamanca in Spain, the the reconstruction of Belguim, and the provincial committee and municipal gov¬ It was only recently, in a little community over in the nearby Virginian hills, that cultural relations existing between the ernment of Salamanca. we were given a rather different aspect of the changing social scheme of things. two countries. The plaque is a tribute to Dr. Scott because of the invaluable original re¬ Accustomed as we were to the Georgetown formula for dances of one young lady to search that he has done in establishing ten stags, it was a bit disconcerting to find the prescription reversed and calling for the title of Francisco de Vitoria as the one young man to twenty of his fair friends. To complete the upset the cutting was COMDR. DUNN TO TALK founder of modern International Law. in the hands of these clannish females, who seemed to take undue pleasure out of their \ itoria, who was a Dominican Monk, emancipation, and the opportunity to turn the tables on the hitherto choosing male. ON MONROE DOCTRINE gave the first course of lectures ever held The experiment was novel and unexpectedly pleasant, for which we are grateful to an on modern International Law in the Uni¬ intriguing North —but the consensus of opinion in regard to the situation versity of Salamanca, where he was a was, “Give us the good old days.” Naval Commander Will Speak at professor, shortly after the discovery of Foreign Service School on ***** America by Columbus. Dr. Scott has April 14. prepared several books on the role played In accordance with the new policy of suggesting constructive criticism now by Vitoria in the foundation of modern and again, we submit a brief of an evil which is all too prevalent among the Arrangements have just been completed International Law, and has written nu¬ newspapers of this country, and among the individuals who make up the army for a special illustrated lecture by Comdr. merous articles and delivered numerous of taxpayers. The evil is well known as Congressman-baiting, and it is about Lucius C. Dunn on "The Monroe Doc¬ addresses in many parts of the world on time that we ceased to derive fun from practical jokes which depend upon one of trine and the United States Navy.” The the subject. One of his first works on the those species of public servant for the butt end. Let me give some examples. lecture will be given at 7:10 p. m. on subject was “The Spanish Origin of In- For years now, Mr. Heflin has not been allowed to speak a serious word, and he Monday, April 14, at the School of For¬ ( Continued on page 11) has taken the role of jester in all good faith and always produced lines and plots eign Service, 431 Sixth Street, N. W. It which were fairly bursting with his irrepressible humor. But don’t you think will be a historical presentation of the BUTLER LAW CLUB. that we should let him now return to his native Alabama and rest up after so subject, stressing particularly the Navy’s After a short business meeting of the many restless years of incessant buffoonery? Even a clown, the song writers say, relation to the support and development is possessed of a serious side, and under that wide expanse of vest-front, who club on the 18th of March, at which little of that doctrine. It will be illustrated by of consequence transpired, an elimination knows but what poor Thomas is hiding a wealth of sorrow and sadness. This about 75 interesting colored slides. is but one example of the extreme to which we have carried this Congressman-, contest was held for the Fegan Prize. Comdr. Dunn is at present on the This was the first of a series of such baiting. Think, too, of the innumerable Senators who christen boats—is it an Staff of Chief of Naval Intelligence of honor? The public clamors for them in such roles only because they have a contests leading up to a final tryout in the United States Navy at Washington. which the successful contestants will par¬ suspicion that the platform, hung out over an expanse of water, is weak, and He has had a long, active and interesting they flock to the scene in the hope of seeing senatorial coat-tails given an in¬ ticipate. The club is putting forth efforts career during the past twenty years in to make a very judicious and unpreju¬ congruous ducking. Representatives are called upon to address gatherings which the naval service. He performed naval are known to be inclined toward external expression of dissatisfaction—all be¬ diced selection. Among the six members in 1920. From 1920 to 1922 he served in who spoke, the first stamp of approval cause the sight of a United States Representative dodging dainty missiles is Europe as Assistant Chief of Staff to convulsively funny. There is no doubt about it, the public has run a good thing was placed upon the abilities of Mr. M. intelligence duties under Admiral Knapp D. Rosenberg. From the eloquent offer¬ into the ground, and we have the climax capped with the matching of poor Admirals Huse and Niblack, respectively, unsuspecting Senators with competent newspaper men, in a radio spelling bee. ing of Mr. Rosenberg one is convinced Commanders of the U. S. Naval Forces that the judicial disposition of the Butler Is it a good thing to have the younger generation see these performers forsake in Europe. their legitimate comedy on Capitol Hill for the receiving end of public slapstick Law Club is in no wise perverted. comedy? This lecture will be of timely interest At a recent meeting of the executive in view of the present Naval Conference staff of the club a committee on arrange¬ ***** in London, wThere of necessity the sup¬ ments for the annual club banquet was port of the Monroe Doctrine must have selected. The Messrs. Benitez, chairman; The dignity of two Georgetown Seniors suffered a distinct throwback the other day an important bearing on the size and clas¬ Carney, Hall. Jones, Murphy, and Rowan when they were walking dozvn the street and were hailed by a buttoned salesman, zvho sification of the American Navy. While compose the committee. The banquet will suggested to them a complete tour of the city in de luxe parlor observation coaches. the lecture will be attended primarily by be held in the not far distant future, and I he advantages of a college education zvere accordingly dimned for the gentlemen in the men pursuing courses in the Foreign if experience is any teacher at all the club question, for one of the more important details in the grooming process is to remove Relations of the United States, invita¬ is to be taught that it will be a very suc¬ the astounded, gaping countenance zvith zvhich is associated a stranger in the city. tions have been extended to the entire cessful and profitable social affair. It is The failure of a classical course to at least fill in the external gaps of unsophistication student body and Faculty and a number at this coming dinner that the covetable has cast a shadozv on the whole system. of outside distinguished guests. Fegan Prize will be awarded. 4 THE HOYA GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY BOXING TEAM COMPLETES SUCCESSFUL 1930 SEASON Won Two, Tied One, and Lost Three Meets—G. U. Fighters Garner Twenty Bout Victories and Drop Eighteen—Murphy Only Vet- eran to be Lost by Graduation. The Georgetown University boxing team has completed one of the most successful seasons that it has enjoyed since its inauguration. Led by Captain Charles Fish, 1929 Intercollegiate , and coached by Jim McNamara, the Blue and Gray squad won two, tied one, and lost three out of the six meets held this season. George¬ town whipped Bucknell, and Washington and Lee. West Point and G. U. battled to a three-three tie, West , Navy and Western w’ere the universities to gain victories over the Hilltoppers. On looking up the statistics, we find that out of the actual bouts fought in dual meets, Georgetown garnered twenty and lost eighteen. This is more than a nice exhi¬ bition for a College that has been in boxing for only three years. There were four forfeits in the six bouts that were held in these matches. The first team to be met was ’s Mountaineers. The match was held at Morgantown, and Georgetown lost four decisions to three. In this meet, Fish met his only defeat in two years, when Stunkard gained an official decision over the G. U. welterweight after four rounds. Fish made up for his seeming defeat later by trouncing Lepore of Bucknell who easily gained the decision over Stunkard. Again the former Intercollegiate champion won a spectator’s decision over Lewis of Penn State who had before knocked out Stunkard of West Virginia. The above record gives one cause for wonder as to just how Stunkard gained his decision over Fish. MIKE TARDUGNO, In the meet Davis, Tardugno and Bordeau won clever victories over their oppo¬ G. U. boxer who reached the finals in the CHARLES FISH, nents. Skeet Davis suffered an injury to his eyebone and was compelled to retire for Intercollegiate tournament. Captain of Georgetown University box¬ the rest of the season. The bantamweight had given great promise at the beginning ing team and 1929 Intercollegiate Wel¬ of the season, and with a year’s experience should have gathered a good rputation. terweight Champion. Jerry McAllister stepped in the breach caused by his accident and, later, creditably filled the shoes of his worthy predecessor. Bordeau in his bout with his opponent DARTMOUTH DEFEATED dropped him w ith a right to the jaw in the. first round. He easily won BY GEORGETOWN, 9-8 PAUL DILLON PICKED ON his fight. Tardugno gave a good exhibition of his cleverness in his first fight of the LOYOLA ALL-OPPONENT season. Battle Lasted Three Hours—Lo¬ QUINT. Up at the Army, Mike Tardugno managed to get dowm to the bantamweight class. He slightly weakened himself, but scored strongly by knocking his man out in the max Saves the Day After Re¬ third round. He defeated Davis in this class. The West Point authorities before lieving Noznesky — Scalzi The Loyola News, of Loyola Univer¬ the bout notified Georgetown that they had no featherweight to fight. After the Shines in Field. sity, Chicago, has picked an All-Opponent team arrived, Army produced a featherweight but it was too late for a G. U. man to basketball team. The following is taken get down to the weight. Consequently, there was no bout in this class. from that paper: For the second time in two years, Charley Fish defeated Rollo of Army. The Checking the traditional ninth inning Harder this year than ever before has West Pointer did not lose a bout to anybody else but the G. LT. captain in the last rally, Georgetown University’s diamond been the task of selecting a Loyola all¬ two seasons. nine emerged the victors over Dartmouth opponent team. The principal difficulty Jack Tierney put up his best fight of the year in his bout in the 160-pound class. in a three-hour battle, 9-8, on the Wash¬ being the abundance of teams of a higher Though the decision was given to his opponent, it appears that the G. U. middle¬ ington Barracks field. By virtue of their caliber which have opposed the Ramblers weight had an edge over his opponent throughout the three rounds. The Army victory the Georgetown team added an¬ this season. Another handicap met in the man finished up very weak. According to reports, Tierney should have had an extra other link to their golden chain stretch¬ selection of an all-star team was the round. But the judges thought otherwise. Bordeau gave a whirlwind exhibition, ing it to four out of five. It is rather a phenomenally large number of stars on flooring his opponent three times in three rounds. The Army man was literally out harsh way to treat a guest, especially since these teams. The latter handicap was on his feet at the end but stuck gamely to. his guns. Woodward, of U. S. M. A., it was their first attempt on the diamond made doubly large because of the versa¬ scored a clean knockout over Cordovano of Georgetown in the first round of their this season, but baseball will be baseball. tility of Loyola’s cagers, which, in many bout. The former G. U. guard was winning up to the time of the knockout. But Although the Hilltop batters were out- cases, hindered good men from getting all Woodward crossed over a hard right and Sam dropped in his tracks. hit nine to eight, their victory came by the credit they deserved. At the Intercollegiate Tournament held at Philadelphia, Georgetown was repre¬ the way of making use of all their bin- The men were chosen on a percentage sented by McAllister, Tardugno, Murphy, Fish, Captain, Tierney, Bordeau and Don¬ gles which they collected at opportune basis. The system was kept throughout aldson. Jerry McAllister lost the decision after three rounds. Dempsey, of Navy, times when hits meant runs. Mylly- the season and listed according to the outboxed him in the nine minutes of fighting and gained the decision oyer the game kangas, the starting pitcher for the In¬ showing they made against the Ramblers. little G. U. bantam. Mike Tardugno knocked out Kalman, of M. I. T., in the second dians, also aided the Blue and Gray nine A second point considered was the caliber round with a hard right to the body. In the semi-finals, he defeated Fitzgerald, the in their victory through his wildness. of the other teams they played against and defending champion from the U. S. Naval Academy, in three rounds. The bout was Harry Noznesky, who toed the hill for how they performed against these. hard fought throughout, but Mike, with a strong rally in the second and third round, Georgetown until relieved in the last part Charles “Stretch” Murphy, of Purdue, was awarded the decision. Though the winner, the Violet fighter was close to exhaus- of the ninth by Lomax, was hit rather was the first to be selected because of his handily won the match. In the finals, the G. U. featherweight met Pinsky, of N. freely. However, he at all times during stellar qualities not only against the Ram¬ Y. U., who has been undefeated for three years. After a gruelling struggle, Pinsky the game held the situation in check and blers but also in the Big Ten competition tion near the finish. The fight was extremely close. consequently the opponents’ hits never wherein he was a principal factor in the Henry Murphy, in the premilinaries, defeated Bruno of Syracuse by decision. It were dangerous. “Lightfoot” Harry saved winning of the conference championship was a good, stiff fight all the way through. Both possessed strong right-hand punches his arm for the harder and more im¬ by Purdue. and used them to good advantage. In the semi-finals, Murphy was knocked out in the second round by Casoni, of Penn State. Up till the knockout, Murphy had been portant games for this week. “Stretch,” because of his towering holding his own. However, powerful blows to the body and head sent Murphy to Entering the ninth inning with but two height, is an exceedingly valuable man the canvas for the count. runs behind, Dartmouth rallied to and under the basket. He couples this with Charley Fish, 1929 Intercollegiate Champion and Captain of the G. U. team, crossed the homestretch once and with agility where one would expect awkward¬ defeated Borchess, of Western Maryland, in three rounds. Fish was the aggressor the bases full seemed determined to change ness, he covers his man and the floor throughout the bout, but Bochers was too wise to be trapped by the G. U. captain. Georgetown’s apparent victory to defeat. with surprising swiftness. In the ending of the third round, Fish got Borchers in a corner. Left hooks to the However, Lomax came on the scene, re¬ Hillenbrand, of Butler, although a cen¬ head and right blows to the heart nearly sent the Western Maryland welterweight to lieved Noznesky, retired Mack, and ter, was determined to play a forward the canvas but the bell saved him from a.knockout. In the semi-finals, the George¬ forced Walker to ground to Scalzi. Thus position on our mythical team because of town captain met the undefeated Lewis of Penn State. Fish was hampered through¬ the Indian threat was conquered. his aggressiveness and ability to follow out the fight by a bad boil on his right arm. Despite this handicap, he fought Evers and Wholey, outfielders, each up shots. He is exceptionally fast in fol¬ strongly throughout. At the end of four rounds, Lewis was declared the winner with two singles, hit well for the win¬ lowing up both his own and his team¬ much to the displeasure of all the spectators who unpolitely expressed their disap¬ ners, while McDonough, Dartmouth re¬ mates’ shots and easily sinks the shot or proval. Thus the G. U. welterweight relinquished his crown but not until he had ceiver, collected three singles and a walk manages to get the ball into the hands of shown the place where the title should rest. in five times at the bat. one of his own team. We unhesitatingly Jack Tierney gave his greatest exhibition of fighting in his bout with Moret, of believe that the shifting of his position Navy. The Hilltopper was the aggressor all the way through, catching Moret with Scalzi, Georgetown second baseman, from center to forward would hinder lit¬ left hooks to the body and right hooks to the head. The Navy fighter was constantly played a great game in the field, taking tle or none at all. on the defensive, loath to stay long within the range of Tierney’s powerful blows. care of 10 of 11 chances, many of them Paul Dillon, of Georgetown, is another However, the decision was awarded to the middleweight from the U. S. Naval difficult. whose position we have changed for the Geo’town. AB H O A| Dartm'th. AB HO A Academy, after three rounds of boxing. Morris, 3b. 2 0 0 Oj Eagan, 3b. 2 1 sake of creating an invincible quintet. Buddy Bordeau met the light-heavy from the Tech. In the first M’Carthy, cf 5 1 2 01 Clough, lb. 0 4 Paul has been working up as great a sen¬ round, he dropped his opponent for a count of nine. In the second round, his oppo¬ Dunn, ss 4 12 2|*Barber .. 10 0 sation in the East as Stretch and Geed Scalzi, 2b 4 14 6|Rolfe, ss. 4 n nent recovered and gave Bordeau a good fight. But the Hilltopper was too far out Wholy, If... 4 2 0 Mack, cf. have in the Middle West. He is an ace at in front to have his lead overcome. In the semi-finals, Marty McAndrews won the Mooney, lb. 3 0 9 1 Walker, 2b floor work and guarding and he couples decision over Bordeau after four rounds of terrific punches. Both fighters were "Evers, rf... 2 2 1 Andres, If. Donovan, c. 3 0 9 Downey, rf this with an incredible knack of putting groggy at the end of the fight. In the first three rounds, the G. U. light-heavy, N’znesky, p. 2 1 0 McDono’h, c. 4 shots in from all angles. This knack of hammered McAndrews around the ring almost at will. The Penn State boxer fin¬ Lomax, p 0 0 0 Mvllyka’s, p. 2 0 0 0 shooting was beautifully displayed when ished up fairly strong in the third round after staging a rally. He began to get in a Hollstrom, p. 1 0 1 0 he sank seven field goals while under the few punches to Bordeau’s head. The judges called an extra round, much to the sur¬ t Bond _1_0JJ guarding of Feed Murphy. prise of the spectators. » Totals 29 8 27 12| Totals 40 9 24 7 THE H O YA 5 G. U. TENNIS SCHEDULE.

The Georgetown University tennis schedule for 1930 has been announced Do You Know? by Manager John Geary. Eight matches will be held and all of them ' * —i, will take place in Washington. Just By ERIK KJELLSTROM, ’30. what court will be used for the matches has not been divulged. Do you know that: Doctor Paul Mar¬ One of the most pleasing aspects tin is the greatest track athlete Switzer¬ of the schedule is the match with land has ever produced? George Washington University. To Do you know that: He was a mere foot Hilltoppers this is seen as a step behind the great D. G. A. Lowe at the toward future athletic affiliations with Olympics in Paris in 1924 in the 800 the above named institution. The meters race? other teams to be met are Yale, Johns Do you know that: The European ath¬ Hopkins, Duke, Penn State, Univer¬ letes are just beginning their practice for sity of Richmond, Carnegie Tech, and the outdoor season now? University of Baltimore. Do you know that: 70,000 people saw the ski jumping meet at Oslo two weeks The schedule: ago? April 7—Yale, here. Do you know that: The outdoor Na¬ April 9—Johns Hopkins, here. tional Champions of this country will very April 30—Duke Univ., here. probably be held the third week of July May 5—George Washington, here. in Pittsburgh, Pa.? May 9—Penn State, here. Do you know that: The Sports Editor May 15—Richmond U., here. of a leading daily in Sweden gave spe¬ May 16—Carnegie Tech, here. cial credit to Georgetown University for May 21—U. of Baltimore, here. Scene from the Tardugno-Fitzgerald semi-finalist bout. The Hilltopper won handily placing two men on the All-America Col¬ from the Navy boxer after a great fight. lege Team? NEW INTRAMURAL FISTICUFF CHAMPIONS HOYAGRAMS GAIN CROWNS SUNDAY MORNING IN GYM By EDMUND L. BRUNINI, '31 Keller, Murphy, Mulvehill, Danieu Win by Decisions—Dee Knocks Out Clancy—Bott and Sullivan Gain Titles on Forfeits—Largest Crowd of Week Present. PSYCHOLOGY VS. COLD FACTS. There is an aspect of the boxing game that has repeatedly been discussed. It Sunday morning, before the largest crowd of the week, the finals of the Georgetown is that phase concerning the psychology of the spectator. Numerous personages University boxing tournament were held. Of the scheduled seven bouts five were have vigorously declared that boxing is harmful and degenerating to the average iought and two were forfeited. The new champions of Georgetown are- Keller 115 spectator. They maintain that it is harmful, mainly because the average man is pounds; Murphy, 125 pounds; Mulvehill, 135 pounds; Bott, 145 pounds; Danieu’ 160 continuously hoping for a knockout. He wants to see another man beaten, pounds; Dee, light-heavyweight; Sullivan, heavyweight. Mulvehill and Rio’rdan thoroughly and convincingly beaten. Some of the time, this desire is gratified. A staged the best battle of the morning. The latter is a slugger and does very little else fulfillment of such a desire, it is said, is destructive to a man’s moral character. in the ring. Sunday he met his match in the long, rangy, Mulvehill, who outslugged Undoubtedly, there is something to such an argument. But . . . Inevitably and outboxed Riordan to take the decision. there are a number of cold facts that belie a logical and well-thought-out psycho¬ In the 115-pound division, Art Keller won the decision over Charley Melone after logical argument. The Intra-Mural bouts gave Georgetown an opportunity to a great little scrap. Both fighters have heavy builds for their sizes and both possess form a judgment on the question. Before the tournament was held, the spirits a powerful punch. Melone showed to best advantage in the first two rounds while of the student body appeared to be at a low ebb. The continuous grind of studies Ke er ranged into the lead in the third round. Both mixed it up frequently with Iveller attempting to send in a knockout blow. This lad is something of a boxer and had begun to have its effect upon the temperament and temper of the cash cus¬ 4 tomers. To the observant, it was indeed a remarkable thing to see how enthus¬ has a terrific little punch in his right glove. Whenever he throws it, he contrives o iastic, how pepped up, how sparkling, were most of the students after witnessing get every bit of his body and the floor in it. No wonder that he had Charley groggy the bouts. A spirit of gaiety seemed to liven up the campus. Everywhere groups in the last round. Malone put up a nice fight against a better opponent. He deserved of students were clustered. Nowhere was there any sings of grouchiness. Every¬ the big hand that the audience gave him at the end of the bout. where the fellows were cheerful, gay and witty. A tenseness seemed to have Murphy was crowned king of the 125-pounders after a beautiful fight with Hoy passed out of the atmosphere. If boxing were harmful to the character of the Ihe new champion is a crafty little boxer and, though out-reached, managed to get in spectators, could it have had such a generous and wholesome effect on the stu¬ close to his opponent with signal success. By keeping cool, Murphy possessed a great dents of the Hilltop? Can we call a restorative for good humor and a zest for advantage over the other boxer. This advantage he kept throughout the box, always life, moral degeneration? Certainly, it would be a far-fetched conclusion. And boring in, letting would-be harmful blows slip over his head or shoulder, and sinking Ryan Gym resounded with the cries of encouragement to slugging contestants. hard lefts with an occasional right crossing over. Hoy, with a peculiar style, gave The desire for knockouts was clearly evident. Every man has some desire in Murphy a battle all the way. He was as aggressive as his opponent and was generally him, some pent-up force, that can be released by the mere sight of two human willing to mix it up with Murphy. The judges gave the decision to Murphy after beings pummelling each other. To us, viewing a boxing bout is a very good three rounds of pretty boxing and rather hard hitting. way to get rid of feelings of grouchiness and the like. To sensitive persons, box¬ Mulvehill, a tall, wiry, lanky lad, punched and slugged his way to a clear victory ing will not and doesn’t appeal. We can understand that attitude. But the aver¬ over Riordan. The judges disagreed on the verdict after three rounds and an extra age person is not so sensitive, not so delicately adjusted, that the sight of two minute was fought. To us it seemed that Mulvehill had thoroughly whipped Riordan men matching strength in the ring will disturb his moral nature and inclinations. in the three rounds. But the judges thought different, must to the displeasure of the ***** spectators. Riordan employed his usual tactics of attempting to beat down his Our undercover agents from Charlottesville have sent in a code message that opponent with heavy blows. This time he met his match. Mulvehill returned every informs us of the viewpoint of University of Virginia on the Intercollegiate tourna¬ blow with interest and, a lot of times, had his opponent swinging at the empty air ment. It seems that the students of that institution are of the opinion that Charley Ihe new champion met his challenger’s every try and successfully put it down. If Fish and Mike Tardugno had clearly won over their opponents. Riordan had changed his tactics, he might have done much better. But he invariably ***** lowered his head and started in. The lightweight king kept his head up and beat Riordan Y’know, it is absolutely funny how easy it is to get into an argument around George¬ to the punch practically always. In the extra minute, Mulvehill convincingly won the town. We had a nice one this week. It seems that a disgruntled Collierite remarked decision, Riordan only landing four blows. to the writer of the New North-Crack Pot fracas last week that the write-up was George Bott was awarded the title of welterweight intra-mural champion by a awful. After discussing a certain decision, the Collierite, becoming disgusted, stated, forfeit. In the preliminaries, Bott defeated E. Brunini. In the semi-finals he gained “Aw, you’ll learn some day.” Quite generous of him, wasn’t it? The funny part of a clear-cut victory over Ed. Murphy. it was that the writer of that article was assiduously attempting to learn something Danieu won the judges’ verdict over Burgess after three rounds of rather listless about boxing. He had even gone so far as to don the gloves himself. Fact is, that boxing. The former was the cleverer boxer, though the latter seemed to have the before writing the article, he had already had over one hundred rounds of boxing to more powerful punch. Burgess put up a good fight and many thought that he should his credit, or discredit. Of course, a hundred rounds isn’t an awful lot. But, at have won the decision. Both boxers appeared to be in good' shape and kept moving least, it should be enough to teach one the difference between a hook and a jab, a around during the entire bout, Danieu dancing in and out, and Burgess slowly moving clean blow from one that bounces off the shoulder, etc. Undoubtedly, our corre¬ in in aii attempt to land hard rights. Danieu skillfully dodged many dangerous blows spondent should have been in the professional ring before daring to write up such an trom Burgess and, probably, won the decision on this point. He also delivered his hard event. And even at that, the poor man had put on the gloves with a pro fighter. Oh, blows to Burgess’ head. Burgess reciprocated, but found it difficult to hit his faster well, he 11 learn some day. Of course, the Collierite had had worlds of experience opponent. before he criticised the write-up. Oh, yeah? in tne shortest bout ot the tournament Dee defeated Clancy by a knockout in the ***** first minute of the first round. A right, that missed its original aim, caught Clancy They tell us that Coach Curley Byrd, of the University of Maryland, had some in the back of his head and he went down for the long count. It was the first blow very nice things to say about the geniality and character of our adopted Tommy that Dee landed. Up until that blow, he had been unable to hit his opponent Clancy Mills. All of which reminds us of an editorial that a well-known sports editor used a nice left to poke Dee with and to keep him off. He appeared to be going good has written, concerning the advisability and great advantages of a Maryland- and the fight promised to be interesting till that wild right caught him in back of the Georgetown football game. We shall not forget, too, that the self-same article ear and he went down. expressed the desire that the two universities get togeher in all other sports. Sullivan w-as crowned heavy weight champion of Georgetown by a forfeit Previ- We think it a splendid idea, one that should be carried out. Here’s hoping. That ouidy he had defeated Slezak in the preliminaries. His fight with the latter showed is all that WE can do. his ability and he should make good material for next year’s Varsity team THE HO YA 6 The faculty and students of the col¬ SPEECH OF CLAUDEL lege extend sincere condolences to ON FOUNDER'S DAY DIARY OF A UNIVERSITY SAMUEL PEPYS Bernard J. McQuaid, of the Junior By PETER J. TONER. Class, on the recent death of his father, R. I. P. Editor’s note—The speech delivered by Ambassador Paul Claudel of France, at the Founders Day celebration last UP betimes. To shave and did it so poorly that I cut my ear. _ The which bled in PHILODEMIC DEBATES week, follows: such profusion that mine host upon seeing it charged me with using his razor blade. Was of a mind to tell him his razor blade was like his talk—monstrous blunt and dull...... • r 11 ‘ 1 T Li IT 11 m Ar \ I hPtt Qtlfl 1 PHASE OF PROHIBITION I have most profuse thanks to offer to T3nf rlirl nnt hp hpim the Georgetown University. I should it was his blade. Society Discusses Abolition have wished that for its 141st anniversary So to dress myself against the day with and as the first recipient of the highest my usual care. To board an omnibus of Jury Trials for Petty Of¬ distinction it can confer, the Randall KAPPA ALPHA PHI and there met with Fish sitting beside a fenses Against Act. Ryder Medal, a better man had been maid in a blue dress and a raccoon coat. chosen. I have a certain difficulty in rec¬ CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY He questioned my health, admired my Due to the general confusion of ar¬ ognizing myself in the beautiful Latin cravat, and behaved for all the world like ranging things for such an affair as the description “artium humanarum peritis- a child. I could easily discern that he Princeton debate, together with the pros¬ F. S. Fraternity Holds Dance on had more of an eye for the wench than simum, scriptorum proeclarissimum.” But St. Patrick’s Day at Ambassa¬ pect of a debate with Harvard on the when you are on the public platform, in for my cravat, the which was, I must 6th of April, the Philodemic Society did dor. confess, one that became me well. not hold any meetings for about three full regalia of your dignity and with Anon to Watt's restaurant. Broke my many pairs of eyes looking kindly at you, weeks, but on last Tuesday night the fast with grapefruit, bran, cake and cof¬ it should not help you to try to look shy. On the evening of Monday, March IT, regular meeting took place. The subject fee, the which cost me 35c. Hartley with If the praise is too big for a man to Kappa Alpha Phi Fraternity, of the on that evening was a very interesting me, eating of porridge, a dish that hath swallow you have only one thing to do, School of Foreign Service, celebrated not one, bearing as it does upon a topic that not a good liking in me. And told him it is to allow himself to be swallowed by only St. Patrick's Day but also the birth¬ is before the eyes of the whole country day of the organization, by a supper so. But Hartley laughed. He always at the present time. The subject was, it. I mean that he has to accept every laughs. Indeed, his teeth are good. kindness which is bestowed upon him and dance held in the ballroom of the Ambas¬ “Resolved, That the Abolition of Jury sador Hotel. To attend a lecture on Torts. The Trials for Petty Offenses Against the to look unconcerned; I know very well Professor spoke at length concerning its that in my modest person you honour an¬ The patrons and patronesses of the Prohibition Act is to be Commended.” occasion were Senator David I. Walsh, legal principles, urging several doctrines The affirmative was upheld by Messrs. other man, an ideal figure with whom I upon the attention of the class. W ith an should like very much to have a more Dr. and Airs. William F. Notz and Dr. Simpson and Perlitz, the negative by and Airs. Thomas H. Healy. The thirty excess of diabolical ingenuity, he called Messrs. Pauley and A. Keller. distinct relationship. I mean a Chris¬ upon me for a case long since forgot¬ tian Poet or the Christian Poet. active members of the fraternity, as well Committees have already been ap¬ as ten alumni members, who had returned ten, of which he knew well enough, but pointed to take care of the reception du¬ If I were indeed such a distinguished I little, as I discovered. And was sorely guest of yours tonight, I should like to for the dance, were also in attendance. ties, etc., for the Harvard debate and In all about forty-six couples were troubled by the mark he gave me. And nearly all arrangements have been com¬ tell you how delighted I am to live for a another class till twelve crclock. few years in such a beautiful city as present. pleted. The same team which defeated Dot Wildman, the radio entertainer, and Betimes to Ebbet’s, and there lunched Princeton will meet Harvard, with the Washington where I have the company of two limburger sandwiches and quaffed not only of so many charming and lov¬ her band provided stimulation for the exception of Bernard AIcQuaid, who is feet. A charming young dancer fur¬ a glass of near beer, an unsavory mead unable, due to the recent death of his able persons but also, what is scarcely which hath been brewed extensively since less important for me, of trees, birds and nished additional entertainment and later father, to appear. His place will be taken distributed the very unusual favors. Dur¬ Prohibition. by William Sullivan, one of the alter¬ squirrels among which I make my daily Ever and anon to the National I heater walks. And let me tell you that it is a ing intermission a delightful supper was nates on the intercollegiate team. served in the dining-room of the hotel. to procure tickets for the premiere of matter of surprise for me that with so “Jonica.” The ticket-seller, upon my fre¬ The social committee which, through DEAN HEALY’S BOOK USED many free and excellent performers, each quent inquiries, promised me four seats its diligent labor, was largely responsible with a fresh and merry message for the in the eighth row center. So I left him. BY INTERNATIONAL individual soul, nobody se^ms to pay any for the success of the evening, was com¬ Thoughts while strolling: The malicious CONFERENCE. attention to them, except an old and de¬ posed of Chairman James J. Alartin gleam in the ticket-seller’s eye. It liked (newly-elected president of the chapter), cayed Ambassador, and people rush, as me not. A traffic officer contentedly News has just been received from The fast as they can, to their house there to Robert L. Devitt, Henry P. Needham placing a ticket on an automobile. Books Hague that 300 copies of Dr. Thomas bathe in the blessed and balmy waves of and Edward J. Detgen. attractively displayed in Brentano s win¬ H. Healy’s book on “The Legal Status of their radio apparatus. Well, if I speak Those who attended the dance unani¬ dow. Would have purchased some but Foreigners in the United States” have been to you of the little birds of Washing¬ mously agree that it was one of the most my purge was not in accord with my placed in the hands of all members of ton, it is because their message is pre¬ delightful social events ever held by the tastes. It is ever the same with me. the International Conference on Codifica¬ cisely what message I should have liked fraternity. < Continued on page io) tion of International Law now being held to deliver to my readers if I were in at The Hague. This book contains in reality what I am only by virtue of an extended form the substance of the lec¬ amiable fiction, a great Christian Poet, j. F. MCDONALD MEETS POWER READS PAPER tures that Dr. Healy gave at the Academy and the sense of that message is Joy. SUCCESS AS LAWYER of International Law at The Hague last It is not the message of modern civiliza¬ TO LITERARY ACADEMY summer. tion which is more likely to be Power, They lay particular stress on questions Science, Efficiency or even Pleasure. I Member of Last Year’s Class Has Reads Paper on “King Lear”— of nationality which are given the first am sorry to say that it is not the message Enviable Record. Murphy Speaks on “Henry place on the agenda of The Hague Con¬ which I received myself when I was a IV.” ference. The book contains a careful de¬ young man. At that time in my country tailed statement of the complicated sub¬ To the Senior Law students who are ject of the nationality of married women, it was the heyday of the so-called na¬ preparing now for their various bar ex¬ John J. Power, the president of the tionalistic literature, when novels of Flau¬ in which field the United States took the aminations it will be refreshing to learn Robert Walsh Literary Academy, read lead some years ago and whose program bert, Balzac, Zola, Maupassant and tutti about the success of John F. AlcDonald, an excellently prepared paper on “King qiumti were poured and crammed into the Lear” at the meeting held on Wednes¬ in reference to this matter is up for a member of last year’s senior class. completion in the present session of ears and mouths of the public by hundreds Mr. McDonald, who graduated from day, Alarch 26. of thousands of copies. They gave me Canisius College in 1925 and from In the paper Air. Power covered the Congress. an entirely dark, dismal, mean, dirty, Georgetown Law School in 1929, was Tragedy of King Lear completely, an¬ stupid, vulgar conception of life. It was successful in his first attempt at the Dis¬ alyzing the principle incidents of the WHITE DEBATES BAUMES a kind of bourgeois hell entirely inhab¬ trict of Columbia Bar last June, and drama and giving interesting sketches LAW. ited by stupid and dissolute people, where was admitted to practice before the D. C. of the main characters. The opinions of all actions were inevitably prompted by Supreme Court and before the Court of various critics were also cited and the the basest motives, where rascals almost talk proved so interesting to the mem¬ The White Debating Society held its Appeals in October. In this same month regular meeting Wednesday last. At the automatically climbed to the heaven of bers of the society that the usual period of October he was equally successful meeting was held one of the most inter¬ material success and where all good peo¬ for discussion was prolonged far past in the Bar examinations, esting debates that has appeared thus far ple, if any, were doomed as by a natural where only 805 out of 1,848 participants the ordinary time for adjournment. Last Tuesday R. Vernon Alurphy, this year. The topic for debate was, Re¬ law to the most elaborate and excruci¬ passed the test. At present he is con¬ solved : That the Baumes Law is an Un¬ ating forms of punishment. That form nected with the editorial staff of Corpus continuing the policy of reading studies of Shakespearian plays, read a paper just Aleans for Deterring Crime. After of literature is nearly extinct today in Juris-Cic, in Brooklyn, N. Y. a heated verbal battle between both sides France, but it had great success later in Mr. McDonald came to Georgetown in on “Henry IV.” Air. Alurphy dealt with both parts of the drama, presenting an the decision was awarded to the nega¬ Russia and Scandinavia, and I think it 1927 from Harvard, and while here dis¬ tive. Mr. Smith was voted the best is now flourishing everywhere in England tinguished himself in the classroom and admirable character study of Falstaff and a contrast of Prince Hal and Hotspur, speaker. and United States. At the same time in the debating societies. He was a mem¬ Following the debate a discussion con¬ reigned and triumphed in the schools and ber of the editorial staff of the Geo-rge- two of the principal characters of the play. The paper proved very interesting. cerning the time of next meeting was in the world of books a kind of philo¬ town Law Journal, and was an assiduous brought forward, inasmuch as the pres¬ sophy most crushing for the mind and for contributor of well reasoned “Notes ’ and The time of the next meeting of the society has as yet not been definitely de¬ ent time of meeting was no longer avail¬ the soul, either the purely materialistic “Recent Decisions” in that publication. able due to the recent announcement ot philosophy, or the sceptic and idealistic He was a familiar figure at the law li¬ cided as the new ruling prevents the group from holding the meeting at the the Rev. R. Rush Rankin, S.J., Dean. philosophy of Kant which threw a doubt brary and was noted for his analytical For the purpose of investigating this on the reality and reliability of the outer mind and his devotion to the law. His usual evening hour. John Keville was appointed speaker at question Messrs. English and Smith were world and of the mind itself, leading to present success justifies the faith of appointed. , despair or idiocy. As far as I know both friends and classmates who front the be¬ the next meeting and although the title of his paper was not announced it will The debate for the next meeting which those philosophies are not so fashionable ginning picked him as “a winner.” Mr. was scheduled has been indefinitely post¬ now as they were forty years ago. In McDonald finished third in class stand¬ probably deal with some phase of Shake¬ spearian art. poned due to the change in schedule. (Continued on page io) ing last year. THE HOYA 7 ernment, which has taken an active inter¬ I EMORY STUDENT ON TWO EUROPEANS TO est in the unique courses being offered in Typing of griefs and TJheses MARYLANDSCHOLARSHIP ENTER F. S. SCHOOL Georgetown University. Last June Mr. 10c per 1G0 Words Karal Maracek of Czechoslovakia com¬ Special for GEORGETOWN STUDENTS Is First to Share in Fund Voted Scholarships Awarded to Aus¬ pleted his work and received his Doctor by Legislature for Education trian and Czechoslovakian. of Philosophy Degree in Foreign Service ELSIE A. CANNON of War Orphans. from Georgetown. The relations between 1149 National Press Building The School of Foreign Service of Georgetown and Czechoslovakia have The School of Foreign Service of Georgetown University has just awarded been on a reciprocal basis and some time a special scholarship on the approval of Georgetown University has the honor ago Mr. Albert Maserick, a graduate of of having the first student on a scholar¬ the President of the University to Baron ship authorized by active legislature of Wilhelm Dreyhausen-Ehrenreich of the School of Foreign Service, was Printers and Stationers the State of Maryland, providing for pay¬ Vienna, Austria. This scholarship was awarded an exchange scholarship for 3256 M Street Phone West 1928 ment of educational expenses of war or¬ awarded on the recommendation of the study in Prague in Czechoslovakia. following persons: The Director of Aus- Georgetown University Stationery phans. This student is Mr. German H. These exchange scholarships are in Loose Leal Suppl es Emory, a resident of Baltimore, whose tro-American Institute of Education in father, Major German H. Emory, a dis¬ Vienna, the Institute of International line with the general policy of the School tinguished infantry officer, was killed in Education in New York, the Minister of to advance the cause of international Have your shoes rebuilt action during the St. Mihiel Drive. Major Austria in Washington, former Austrian peace and prosperity through interna¬ for comfort and wear at Emory was considered one of the out¬ Prime Minister Hussarek, former Aus¬ tional understanding. A number of the standing officers from Maryland who par¬ trian Vice-Chancellor Breisky and others. ticipated in the World War. Because of Baron Dreyhausen-Ehrenreich was chosen European and Latin-American Govern¬ H. MIGHAELSON as a candidate at a recent meeting of the ments have displayed particular interest his brilliant record and extraordinary 3429 M STREET, N. W. bravery, the American Legion Post in Austrian exchange committee in Vienna, in the unique work being done at the Baltimore is named in his honor. held under the chairmanship of the Rec¬ Georgetown Foreign Service School and The State of Maryland in its desire to tor of the University of Vienna. He is have entered into close relations with the give proper aid to children of Maryland at present a student in the well-known CARL’S SHOE REPAIR SHOP officers who lost their lives passed the Consular Academy in Vienna and will School for the purpose of promoting in¬ act providing payment of tuition expenses pursue his studies in the Georgetown For¬ ternational exchanges of students and Best Material and Service in certain unusually meritorious cases. eign Service School preliminary to en¬ professors. After a careful survey of possible candi¬ trance into the foreign service of Reasonable Price—Work Guaranteed dates through the State, the records of Austria. MALLORY MEDAL. 3234 M STREET, N. W. over twenty applicants were given final Since the visit several years ago of Dr. scrutiny and the only one approved as Thomas H. Healy, Assistant Dean of the Essays for the Mallory Medal are meeting in every way the purpose of the School of Foreign Service, to the Con¬ due on Thursday, May 1. The sub¬ act, was Mr. Emory. sular Academy at Vienna, plans have been ject for this year is: “The Present Service with Courtesy Mr. Emory chose the School of For¬ Condition of State Sovereignty in the worked out for a reciprocal exchange of CLEANING AND PRESSING eign Service in order to prepare him¬ students between the two institutions United States.” self for a foreign service career, and the whose objectives are along parallel lines. The Mallory Medal, founded by the ALEX DEMETRO State of Maryland recognizing not only It is hoped later on to work out an in¬ late Stephen Mallory, United States the merits of Mr. Emory’s case, but the terchange of lecturers. A step along Senator from Florida, A.B., ’69, is 3417 M STREET, N. W. desirability of his preparing for a pro¬ these lines was a lecture given at the open to all students of the Univer¬ fessional career at the unique School of School of Foreign Service last year by sity. The medal is awarded annually Foreign Service maintained by George¬ Dr. Paul Dengler, Director of the Aus- for the best Constitutional Essay on a Always the best at the town University, promptly authorized the tro-American Institute of Education. topic selected by the Dean of the Col¬ allotment for the scholarship fund. Mr. College Inn Lunch On the authority of the President of lege. The essay should embrace not Emory started in the school at the be¬ less than 4,000 and not more than FOUNTAIN SERVICE ginning of this year before the scholar¬ Georgetown University another special 5,000 words. There must be at least ship was finally approved, and made one scholarship has just been awarded to Mr. two contestants. Each competitor for Breakfast Lunch Toasted Sandwichea of the most brilliant records of any of Jiri Kalousek of Czechoslovakia. The the medal must give to the Dean of 3208 O STREET, N. W. the new students, having the extraor¬ scholarship was awarded on the recom¬ the College, before the date assigned, West 0375 dinarily high general average of 92 per mendation of the Minister of Education two typewritten copies of his paper cent for all of his courses. of Czechoslovakia, the Minister of signed with an assumed name, to¬ Georgetown University is particularly Czechoslovakia in Washington, and the gether with a sealed envelope contain¬ glad to have this mark of appreciation Institute of International Relations. Mr. ing his real and assumed names. Georgetown Book Shop from the State of Maryland because the Kalousek has already completed one University itself was projected by the year’s work in the Law School in the Highest Prices Paid earliest settlers of Maryland and the University of Brno in Czechoslovakia, for Used Books actual founder of the University was a two years’ work at the Hochschule fur BYRON S. ADAMS distinguished resident of Maryland, John Politik in Berlin from which he has a PRINTER Phone West 1566 Carroll, the first Archbishop of Baltimore diploma, and two years’ work at Ecole and first Primate of the Church in the Libre des Sciences Politiques of Paris “/ J^ever ‘Disappoint ” 3302 M Street Washington, D. C. United States. Archbishop Carroll was from which he also has a diploma. Mr. Phone District 8203 Kalousek is coming to Georgetown to Also FOR RENT office rooms for doctor closely associated with George Washing¬ 512 Eleventh St. Washington, D. C. or dentist. Reasonable prices. ton and Benjamin Franklin in the Revo¬ pursue post-graduate courses in foreign lutionary period. It was he that was sent service, leading toward the Doctor of with Benjamin Franklin on one of the Philosophy Degree. He will leave first diplomatic missions of the United Czechoslovakia in time to arrive in Wash¬ States to Canada during the Revolutionary ington for the courses which open next War. October. yluthentic College Fashions ^Developed by Georgetown University from its very He is the second student who has come foundation has specialized on collecting to the Georgetown Foreign Service College Men unusual historical documents in reference School within the last few years under to the history of Maryland. The collec¬ the auspices of the Czechoslovakian Gov- tion today is one of the finest that can be found any place in the world of orig¬ Telephone Nat. 2817 $ $ inal documents connected with the founda¬ tion and growth of the State of Mary¬ CORNELIUS FORD 25 - 35 - *35 land. It is of further interest to resi¬ Formerly Public Printer U. S. dents of Maryland to note that the first HIGH CLASS COMMERCIAL Academy for great distinction in Arts PRINTING Two Pants with and Sciences just founded by Georgetown 739 13TH ST., N. W. WA»H., D. C. 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Patronize Hoya Advertisers. HEATING, VENTILATING BOND - and - Clothes ^ University Sheet Metal Contractors Shoe Repair Shop Address 1716 WISCONSIN AVENUE 1234 36TH STREET, N. W. 1335 F STREET, NORTHWEST Modem Equipment Gives Best Results Washington, D. C. Shoe Shine Repair While You Wait 8 THE HOYA “ GEO SCHOLARSHIPS FOR FI ONE MOMENT, PLEASE | MEXICAN STUDENTS DUMBARTON By TOM EGAN Theater —4. Men to be Designated by Gov¬ Ihevil ne w Cancer !—the bane of mankind, the insidious destroyer of healthy ernment and Bishop Diaz. Dumbarton and O Street tissues, the parasite that eventually kills, and kills horribly!— a Re “like a thief in the night,” the cancerous process has been de¬ Arrangements are now being worked i just scribed. But does it work thusly, without giving inkling to its out for the details of the scholarships to "Ssed t. victims? In some instances, “yes”; in most instances, “no,” Only the School of Eoreign Service of George¬ Jfittst invariably does cancer work its way along the route of destruc¬ town University to be awarded to stu¬ inih d tion without giving hint as to its presence—its ambassadors pre¬ dents from Mexico in accordance with Supplies For •admi cede it in the form of characteristic signs and symptoms. Among the recent announcement of the Rev. Ed¬ I sen these latter may be mentioned principally swelling, hemorrhage, mund A Walsh, S.J., Regent of the prise disturbed function, and gradual loss of weight. In certain cases School. Preliminary arrangements for STUDENTS \lr.P< these signs and symptoms may appear too late, or at a time when these scholarships were discussed by Er. SURGICAL, MEDICAL >h S< Walsh when he was in Mexico some the patient is beyond the aid of treatment. But more frequently AND LABORATORY they are premonitory signals, warning the unfortunate to consult months ago. Tentative plans call for the fed t( a physician or perhaps a surgeon. awarding of one of the scholarships to a alia a Mexican student to be designated by the Special Prices Given Itnas - Various theories have been advanced to explain the formation of a cancerous Mexican Government through its Am¬ growth, begins to assume proportions and soon asserts itself. It may grow to enormous bassador in Washington, Senor Don it G' “fetal rest” or “embryonal vestige.” By this is meant, a portion of tissue has been Manuel C. Tellez, who recently returned £ GIBSON CO. misplaced in embryonal life, so that this tissue instead of resting normally and naturally to the United States and who is now rts Dean of the Diplomatic Corps at Wash¬ 915-919 G St. N.W. where it should, instead is parasitic in the sense it occupies an unlawful and unnatural ington. The other scholarship will be location in the human body. A constant irritating effect produced on this isle of mis¬ awarded on the recommendation of Arch¬ placed tissue represents the basis for a developing cancer. The tissue, stimulated to bishop Diaz, Primate of the Catholic growth, begins to assume proportions and soon asserts itelf. It may grow to enormous Church in Mexico. sizes and exert pressure on various vital structures, giving rise to distressing symptoms For many years past the School of Foreign Service has maintained close in¬ DODGE & ASGHER in the patient. tellectual contacts with Mexico. There Most physicians believe there are certain predisposing factors in the patient which have already been in the School of For¬ INCORPORATED lead up to cancer-formation. Among these principally may be mentioned heredity and eign Service three scholarship students MANUFACTURING JEWELERS from Mexico. The first of these, Senor old age. Heredity as a predisposing factor is a questionable entity, believed by some Leo Alvarado, served on the staff of Am¬ 1002 NATIONAL PRESS BUILDINC and doubted by others. However, instances are not so rare that a distinct heredity bassador Tellez at Washington and after¬ predisposition to cancer could not follow through five or six generations of the same wards took up work for a while in the Metropolitan +577 families. It has not been proven a positive factor, but its influence cannot be denied. Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Mexico. Senor Don Castro Leal, former Counsel¬ William Dowding, Eastern Meneger As regards old age we may say this much—cancer is most rare in the young, and lor of the Mexican Embassy in Wash¬ “Jay” Julicher, Agent when it does occur, it is of the most fatal type. With the coming of old age the tissues ington, subsequent to his studies at CO-OFFICIAL JEWELER* OF GEORQETOWM are gradually devitalized, and deprived of that life which enabled them to ward off Georgetown, was recently appointed spe¬ disease. Add to this devitalization a constant irritation, and we have the development cial representative of Mexico to the Sec “Jay” for a Georgetown miniature ring, of a cancerous process. League of .Nations, with post at Geneva, which makei an ideal preeant for your Mother, Siater or Sweetheart A tissue may represent a locus minoris resistantiae of the body which, dealt a sudden Switzerland. blow as by trauma, accident, etc., may suddenly commence to grow. The trauma supplied the flame to the already present fuel; once lighted, it invades widely, being no respector of domain or empire. It is the fanatic of medical diseases—no laws govern its actions! Once incited to fury, it is difficult to say just when such a growing tumor will come to its senses. The chances are it will not: but will expand and oust normal tissue as its path of destruction enlarges. Such is a faint picture of the malignant type of cancer, which invades and infiltrates normal tissue. It grows rapidly and destroys as it goes. It gives no ground, nor roes it ask any. It works stealthily, giving no warning until perhaps it is too late. It may characteristically invade more distant organs than the original focus, and therein start metastases and secondary growths. That is the most ruthless thing about a malignant growth—it RENT A CAR DRIVE IT YOURSELF invades the lymph system and lights up more cancerous processes even in most distant Hupmobiles — Chevrolets — Chryslers — Buicks parts of the body. Even after removal, cure is not at all certain. At any time these secondary growths may spring into prominence, and go about their merry way of destroying just as did the parent-tumor. NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED OF GEORGETOWN STUDENTS So we see that the subject of cancer is a most important subject, both from a medical 325 13th St. N. W. Franklin 6020 and an economic standpoint. Medically it interests physicians most profoundly. A cure lias never been discovered despite the vast amount of work already attempted in that direction. The future augurs well, however, as is evidenced by the fact that many workers are undertaking a thorough study of the disease. Prophylactically is offered the suggestion to avoid possible injury to body, avoid constant irritations such as warm pipes, tight girdles, scratching of moles or birthmarks, avoid the taking of too hot or too cold liquids or foods. Economically it interests us for the reason that it fills our hospitals with its victims, deprives our industries of much of its man-power, and FllCHMY annually takes toll of many of our dollars. A cancerous unfortunate may lie in one of our hospital beds, not for days, but for weeks and months, with increasing cost to hospital, with no source of income—most frequently the victim is of the middle working class—a total loss to himself and the community he represents. Is it any small wonder, EXHIBITS then, that this disease interests physicians vitally and the people as a whole? A cure discovered would erase this expenditure of time, wealth and personnel: would cause HERE untold happiness to reign where before were but darkness, grief, and desolation. One cannot accuse the medical profession of being lax in its attempts at finding such a cure. Many countless workers are in the field at present, have been for years gone by, and will be for years to come if the necessity arises, striving with but one goal in view—a cure for cancer. Many millions of dollars have been donated and spent in research. AT Trials and disappointments have been numerous. As yet no success, worthy to be called complete, has been achieved. But we feel sure that now at last for the first time GEORGETOWN COLLEGE the right angle to be assumed has been struck, and before many more years have set cancer will be cured, or at least averted. THE In the meantime, what must one do to be reasonably assured that his cancer is MONDAY, APRIL 7 th halted in its onward march. Left to itself, it will eventually consume the patient, and cause his death. Attended to early enough, cure may be hoped for. As soon as a |St€Hlhlf BARRY BUSTER person discovers an- abnormal swelling anywhere in his body—regardless of whether or not he is having any attendant pain—he should consult his physician. The latter REPRESENTA TIVE will perform a thorough physical examination, obtain a complete history of the case, do the needed laboratory examinations, and give his diagnosis as to whether or not he thinks the swelling is pathological or not. The reason why the surgeon or physician FIFTH AVENUE lose so many cancer victims is because they present themselves too late, at a time NEW YORK when metastases and secondary growths have been initiated internally within the organs of the body; and at such a time very little can be expected from the standpoint of cure. The ability and cleverness of the surgeon makes not an iota of difference— CLOTHES ^ HcBTS ^ H^A'B E'RjT)

SO. NY PROUD BEAUTY. YOU WOULD REPULSE ME, EH ?” barked DALTON

“I would indeed,’’said the fairest flower of the countryside.“And how!’*

“What is there about me, gal, to bring this disfavor down upon my head?” he demanded.

“Your voice, sir,” she answered him haughtily. “The man who wins my heart must smoke OLD GOLDS in kindness to his throat—and to his listeners.”

OLD GOLD © P. Lori Hard Co. FASTEST GROWING CIGARETTE IN HISTORY.. .NOT A COUGH IN A CARLOAD On your Radio . .. OLD GOLD—PAUL WHITEMAN HOUR. Paul Whiteman and complete orchestra . . . every Tuesday, 9 to 10 P. M Eastern Standard Time 10 THE HOYA SPEECH OF CLAUDEL DIARY OF A UNIVERSITY STUDENT the Doctor arrived, and with him one of the comeliest maids that I have seen (Continued from page 6) (Continued from page 6) ECMECre Y’S this long while, having as much charm DO-NUTS OF ALL KINDS fact many people contend that they have as wit. And gowned so well. Told them already gone the way of all human fabri¬ Robert Downing, and Helen Dale Buns and a Full Line of Pastries $ -.at Brown, who, the critics whisper, will be of the tickets. They were sympathetic »rse cations, I mean to the junk heap. But but took the tickets for the eighth row SUPPLIERS FOR THE “STORE” they left by disappearing, in the modern a second Julia Marlowe. The fat lady ALWAYS FRESH in the 'bus yesterday, who stepped on my center. So to sit me down in the back of lit soul, an utter blank, which the poor peo¬ the hall. To see all the men in their 34th & Prospect Ave. Phone Weit 1001 ple are trying to fill as well as they can polished boots, with a purple hat holding u a dirty dog. The indignant, dignified look fine clothes and the ladies in their long with pictures and empty movements, a gowns was a sight worth my coming. The law kind of frantical search with motor cars at her which I did not assume, and the Minister of the Irish Free State in a box; SUITS PRESSED and aeroplanes, as if they were desperate¬ dog’s howl. Helen Kane—much more is. slender for her dieting. Senator Brook- ushers escorting Congressmen, Senators Plai ly trying to find something which was and their ladies to chairs. A party down kbr: lost. hart passing the Willard Hotel. “Is 25C there anything wrong in that?” Whether from New York to see Jack Stillman ;ori What kind of loss? Should that loss and Priscilla Guerney dance. And very 4-PRICE CLEANING CO. jane have something to do, by chance, with or not a nightgown is more comfortable than pajamas. Gentlemen of fashion noisy. The ladies bowing to their friends, 3210 O ST. N. W. h that lost pearl or that lost precious piece whisper that pajamas of blushing colors each noting well what the other wore. uni of money of which it is spoken in a cer¬ are favored by the esoteric; albeit, I do The men lazily admiring the women, who "i a tain little book? The loser is pictured have a touching tenderness for the plain knew it. A tall man and a woman of T. HILARY BLACKMAN , I to us sweeping carefully her house to find muslin gown of ankle length. The which, Amazonian proportions in front of me. cl it again, and ourselves, what else are we when alone, I sometimes wear. Theo- The orchestra playing a tuneful over¬ WATCHMAKER I doing than to sweep from one end to the philus Morgan, the artist. The street ture. The rise of the curtain. The sub¬ and JEWELER ar other, not only our house, but the whole vendor, crying his wares to a small group dued shuffling caused by an instinctive in World and the whole Creation? The of people with a knife thru his arm and craning of necks and hurriedly whispered EXPERT REPAIRING 5Ul name of that pearl is given as Truth but a large cud of tobacco in his mouth; comments. 1222 WISCONSIN AVE., N. W. T. it is given also as Joy and that is when I which he presently withdrew before every¬ The first act of “Jonica” being as good . ier should like to be a great Poet in order one. And he did not draw any blood. “O a performance of its kind as I have seen ” rer to give Joy back to those poor deaf peo¬ tempora ! O mores !” this season. The chorus exceptionally iy, well trained and attractive, exciting more University Barber Shop ple who are not able any more to under¬ At length to meet my good friend, the re stand the language of birds. The real applause than the players. During the 1329 3STH STREET, N. W. th Doctor, who physics me well when I am intermission did take a vacant chair next Poet is not the man whose words are Two Blocks from College Gate pleasant to hear, he is the man who makes ill. So to divers bookshops, searching to the Doctor. And beside me, Mabelle for a book called “Religio Medici,” the Jennings, the dramatic critic, obviously HAIR CUTTING OUR SPECIALTY us realize how pleasant it is not only to which, he said, found an excellent liking have ears but to have a soul to hear, he bored, and cynically appraising the ap¬ A. J. Gay, Marugtr in that eminent English physician, Sir plause ; glancing now at her program, K\ has found a certain way to our own soul William Osier. And he is an honest which we had forgotten. Our thoughts then at me. Morally, it was my seat. man. After prodigious walking we came The fourth one from the left in the s were scattered in every direction as sheep upon it in a shop on F Street. The Doc¬ J. D. MILANS & SONS tes without a shepherd, but when Hermes be¬ chorus. The comedy free of subtlety and tor was delighted. So it is with the abounding in vulgarisms borrowed from gins to play his flute, Argus, our cruel things we want most—the more deligently custodian, falls asleep and our lady Soul the marketplaces and the speakeasies. we dig, the more exquisite is our delight Up Fourteenth Street, and met Stiefel MASTER PRINTERS ku with all her treasures once more firmly with the results. id in her possession tiptoes out of his with two wenches. Recounted a pun and PUBLISHERS To the Hamilton Hotel, and there made from “Jonica” to them, and one minx brutish grip. The duty of a great Poet ae is not to convince, it is not to explain merry talk with Sagerson, advance agent sang a ditty of which the less said the and sometime character reader. He de¬ better. Home, and so to bed. anything. Simply he makes the human plored the beer situation in Washington, Printers of the Hoya soul eager for music, anxious to put it¬ he and I of the same mind. There is not ffii self in such place and condition where a a man who can boast of honestly coming FOREIGN SERVICE idi general accord with the whole Creation by a beer belly in the District of Colum¬ SCHOLARSHIP. 707 EIGHTH STREET, N. W. fa is impossible to avoid. He repeats in a bia within the last five years. Rumor th very low tune to the ear of our soul the hath it that great sorrow prevails among With the approval of the President of ist advice of King Solomon which is a com¬ many men because Capone of Chicago the University, the School of Foreign an pendium of all wisdom and of all moral: and parts, recent guest of the State of Service of Georgetown University has ‘PI Xc impedias musicam—do not impede Pennsylvania, did not come to Washing¬ just awarded special scholarships for the ZNJOW Showing A music—do not make yourself unfit for ton. Much discourse of shows and coming academic year to two students ce music—do not make music impossible— beautiful maids, and not so much of from Germany. Spring Clothes Di even such simple music of which the little shows. These two men, who were chosen from :rt birds in the gardens of Washington are a large number of applicants from Ger¬ A Home and found a letter from a maid many, are Count Hans von Hardenberg our teachers. who writes as prettily as she looks. And C a card from Tom Caulfield to know if and Mr. Friedrich Franz von Papen. The TOSCANINI’S EXPRESSION OF THANKS: I was in jail.. A friendly, solicitous scholarships were awarded on the recom¬ P President Nevils and Trustees of George¬ fellow. To sup with Bob Dillon and mendation of the German Students’ Ex¬ town University: change in Berlin, the Institute of Inter¬ Johnny Farrel and had hot words. I :h Allow me to express in a few words my confess there is a cause of passion be¬ national Education in New York, and the deep appreciation and happiness for the tween us. The knaves salted my cof¬ German Embassy in Washington. high honor you have bestowed upon me Both of these men are coming to the ,< i fee and sweetened my meat, and delib¬ 1 today. School of Foreign Service to prepare n< erately did divers things to discomfort 1 1 This honor conies to me on my sixty- my digestion. And thought it droll. themselves for a career in the diplomatic third birthday and from a country which service of Germany. Count von Harden¬ t l Anon to my quarters. Whence I 1 n next to niv own is the dearest in the berg has been pursuing courses in the : world. dressed myself entirely (and becomingly, University of Lausanne and the Univer¬ o: methought) in brown. To the National sity of Munich. Mr. von Papen is taking Reverend President and Trustees of Theater and demanded the tickets which Georgetown University, you have my courses at the University of Munster. He the ticket-seller promised me. After an is a son of Lieutenant Colonel von Papen, Salt3 Brothers deepest thanks. exasperating delay he gave them to me former military attache of the German 1341 St. 1R.TRH. in an envelope the which when I opened, Embassy in Washington. f “RED” CUNNINGHAM, ’31, a few minutes later, contained the two SAYS: seats promised, and two others in the That some smart tab collar Madras twenty-first row, extreme left. I was in¬ shirts in neat pin stripes and plain shades dignant, but he could not give me any explanation. The while the people in line for $2.50, have just arrived at Grosner’s, murmured against me. The scoundrel. 1325 F Street. Washington’s Foremost There is more roguery to be found in a TSTRAYEHT ticket-seller than can be found in all the 1 COLLEGE \ Patronize Hoya Advertisers. traffic officers of Washington. Betimes, Commercial School npn B E. L. STOHLMAN J. L. DU FIEF For Twenty'Six Successful Years POTOMAC SERVICE COMPANY ii 3307-09-1 1 M STREET, N. 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J., present Dean distributed by the school. In this work an Irish folk song. At the ending of of St. Joseph’s College in Philadelphia, HIGH GRADE JOB PRINTING Dr. Scott shows that the real founders the second Prelude, Mr. McLarney struck Pa., and formerly dean of Georgetown 3205-07 O STREET, N. W. of Modern International Law were Vitoria a chord that was more reminiscent of College. The series began last Thurs¬ West 2018-W followed later by Suarez, Ayala, and Gen- Whiteman, rather than Chopin. day, with a lecture on “Paganism in Mod¬ tilus. The spirited “Italian Street Song,” of ern Fiction.” The second talk was de¬ Plans are now being prepared for the Victor Herbert, and Haydn Wood’s “Do livered by Fr. Parsons on last Sunday, celebration of the 400th Anniversary of You Know My Garden,” were next sung and was entitled “Non-Catholic Reac¬ Vitoria’s lectures, to be celebrated in Sal¬ by the Glee Club. Both these selections tions to Paganism in Fiction.” The final amanca, Spain, in October, 1932. Among were exceedingly well rendered. lecture of the series will be given next This Coupon Entitles the American members of the Vitoria The next selection was the high light Sunday and is entitled “Catholic Reac¬ committee, collaborating for this celebra¬ of the entire program, in its arrange¬ THOMAS J. McGEARY tion are the Rev. W. Coleman Nevils, ment and its rendition. The Glee Club tions to Paganism in Fiction.” S.J., President of Georgetown University sang the first movement of Beethoven’s To One Regular Dinner at and chairman of the American commit¬ “Moonlight Sonata,” with Mr. William tee; Dr. Scott, secretary of the commit¬ Hoffman, ’32, accompanying. Mr. Hoff¬ Patronize Hoya Advertisers. tee, and Dr. Thomas H. Healy, Assistant man then played a piano obligato. Dean of the School of Foreign Service, Two Negro spirituals followed, sung by treasurer of the committee. the Glee Club, “Roll Jordan, Roll,” and Dr. Scott has been the recipient of “Who Built De Ark?” After this, Mr. J. V. MULLIGAN numerous honors from governments and Barkett rendered two more violin solos, JEWELER and STATIONER universities all over the world. Only re¬ the “Minuet,” by Beethoven, and a Ga¬ cently, he received the Honorary Doctor’s votte by Gossec. “The Cradle Song,” of 1110 F STREET COURTESY BERT L. OLMSTED Degree from the University of Salamanca, Brahms, and “Sons of Georgetown,” sung Washington, D. C. the third such degree ever given in the by the Glee Club, rounded out the ex¬ No. 24 Not good after April 16 many centuries of existence of this ven¬ cellent program. erable institution. HARVARD DEBATE SUNDAY NIGHT Continued from Page I Mr. Sullivan, are the same as in the last contest. They are: Mr. John Hayes, ’31, and Mr. John Lynch, '30. Mr. Edward Cox, ’30, is the alternate. The order of speaking will be Mr. Sullivan, first, fol¬ lowed by Mr. Hayes, with Mr. Lynch last. The problem of securing judges is al¬ ways a rather complicated one. Never¬ theless the men that have been procured to officiate at this debate and those that presided at the last one are eminently satisfactory. The five men that will ren¬ der the verdict on next Sunday night’s contest are: Honorable Justice Robb, of the Court of Appeals; Honorable Justice Bland, of the Court of Customs Appeals; Honorable Justice Wheat, of the Supreme Court of the District of Columbia; Mr. Thomas Robertson, Commissioner of Patents; and Mr. Arthur May, President of the Ro¬ tary Club. DEAN FOOTE AT CONVENTION Continued from Page 1 French Society of Medical History in Paris and has long been connected with other medical and scientific societies in this and other countries. For a number of years he has been a trustee of the Na¬ tional Geographic Society and likewise is a member of the Royal Geographic So¬ MODELS ON REVIEW EMBRACE THE CHARACTERISTICS OF ciety of London. DESIGN AND COLOR LIKELY TO IMPRESS VIGOROUS YOUNG MEN KEENLY SENSITIVE TO THE STYLE CALL OF A NEW SEASON.

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Keller, Jr., Editor of the Manuel Komroff’s book, “Coronet.” aristocrat and a former officer in the army forthcoming Domesday Booke, has begun “. . . The Blind to See,” by Dimi- of the Tsar. He had spent much time his autobiography as editor in this issue trius, “Good Friday,” by Alfred W. Wag¬ abroad, so that he spoke fluently, Eng¬ of the Journal. It proves to be very ner, “Quest,” by Bernard J. McQuaid, lish, French, and German, as well as Rus¬ interesting and instructive, and undoubt¬ “Mater Dolorosa,” by Richard X. Evans, sian. He feared Trotzky and Zinoviev edly its continuation will be well re¬ and “Amor Dolore” comprise the verses very much until 1921. He made a rather ceived. in this issue. Their authors are well favorable impression when he went to Gerald Burger of the Mask and Bau¬ known to Journal readers and it is hardly Genoa at about this time with the Min¬ ble Club has done a one-act play called fair to the writer to attempt to para¬ istry on Foreign Affairs. “The Last Tribute.” It takes place in The speaker made a short sketch of the year 1343, on the banks of the Tiber phrase poetry. Mr. Litvinoff, who was a very trusted near Rome. There is a plaintive note that and enthusiastic Bolshevist. Following runs all the way through this tragic lit¬ this came Mr. Felix Djerzhinski, who was tle piece. quite different from the others. “He In contrast to the deep articles, the is¬ I\ Harris was, perhaps, the most sinister and in¬ sue also contains a product of Leonard accessible of the revolutionary leaders. L. Welch’s, which deals with the popu¬ 3ewelers He was, moreover, a Robespierre, who lar radio entertainers, Amos and Andy. held in his palm the lives not only of This is a most amusing work, and one the people but also of his comrades. The that is sure to find favor with all. only possible exemption from him was The Tower Clock contains another Nicholas Lenin. He was of noble blood, light essay by Peter J. Collins who has frail, not unrefined, and a Pole by birth. recently distinguished himself as a hu¬ His eyes resembled to me those of a morist, and another by Martin J. White. gazelle, his appearance being rather ef¬ Among the editorials is one that very F STREET at 11th feminate. His victims are known only aptly voices the wish of the entire stu¬ to God, but I believe that their number dent body that the athletic association WASHINGTON, D. C. is greater than is attributed to him, that alter its policy a bit. they approximate one million, eight Robert McNamara has analyzed very hundred thousand in all. He died in his home in 1926, cause unknown, after he had just delivered a fiery speech against his colleagues in the revolution.” Father Walsh then continued with Leon Kamenev, a university man, who married Lenin’s sister. It was under his author¬ ity that thirty per cent of the money spent by the American Relief Commis¬ sion went into “overhead.” Following this man were mentioned Karl Radek, an Blow Austrian Jew, who had become an expert in espionage during the war ; Leonid Kras- sin, who was the most distinguished of them all, and, being a man of the world and a business man, seemed to despise the Whistle his comrades; and Mr. Bukharin, the “philosopher of the Revolution, who wrote the “A B C’s of Communism.” Adolf Joffe, the speaker considered to be one of the major tragedies of the revo¬ lution. He was a member of the “Old Guard” and lived to become one of Stal¬ in's victims. After spending much time in diplomatic service and holding posi¬ tions as Ambassador to Germany and envoy to Japan and to China, he re¬ turned to Russia for medical aid. When he got there he was denied assistance and was forbidden to leave. He committed suicide. After mentions of Kalinin, Rvkov and Tomsky, the speaker turned his attention to Mme. Kolentai, who has become quite notorious throughout the world for her writings on free love and other rather unusual subjects of morality. She was spoken of as a noble and educated woman who became a Bolshevik by choice and whose career was the result of moral disintegration. Father Walsh concluded the lecture with the character of this woman and the explaining of the work done by people as these in robbing Russia for,he of the flower of its youth, which means the Russia of tomorrow. ~ Pause

DR. B. K. ASHFORD LECTURES that refreshes Continued from Page I seach in mycology. Dr. Ashford stress¬ When you suffer from large and undiluted ed particularly the need of simplifying doses of your fellows. When the milk of the nomenclature of the mycologies. human kindness seems to sour. Blow the Later in the evening, Rev. Father Rec¬ tor presented a plaque to the venerable whistle for a minute’s "time out” on your Dr. Kober, as a token of the esteem wfth own account, to pause and refresh yourself. which he is held by the Dean and Fac¬ ulty of the Medical School. The plaque LISTEN IN — In other words, go into a huddle with a is of bronze, and is the work of Benson Grantland Rice —Famous glass or bottle of refreshing, delicious Brown. It is a cut of the Doctor, and Sports Champions — Coca-Cola Coca-Cola. It will make you captain of most appropriately, inscribed, Doctor— Orchestra -•'Wednesday 10:30 to 11 p. m. E. S. T. Coast to your soul again, ready to live — or die— Patriot—Philanthropist. 1 Dr. Kober, in receiving the plaque, Coast NBC Network — —— for the dear old alma mater. thanked the Faculty, and in summing up his life work, attributed his success to his The Coca-Cola Company, Atlanta, Ga. mother, whom he honored above all others, and to the Jesuit Missionaries ew-7 in the Far West, with whom he had forked during the Indian wars. 9 MILLION A DAY-IT HAD TO BE GOOD TO GET WHERE IT IS