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LEO: KING OF THE JUNGLE WHAT IS A KING WITHOUT A KINGDOM? ACCURATE ASTROLOGY Those “Virgos” born between Aug. 23– interests of the pride, although male Astrology won’t work for you until you know your real sign Sept. 16. are really LEOS! From Sept. 17 Leos are often brainless and impetuous. to 22, Virgo stays Virgo. The confusion In the wild, male lions often kill or exile MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT THE SIGN THEY THINK THEY ARE arises because typical astrologers are their possible competition, and that can wrong by 24 degrees. This is a huge even include their own male cubs. The entire body of Western astrology is calculated using a flawed navigational chart—the Tropical discrepancy: Virgo and Leo couldn’t be That’s the tip-off to Leo’s much deeper system. Those calculations are off by 24 degrees—almost an entire sign. To correct this error, this more different. For one, Leos behave like nature that includes another classic publication uses a more accurate system, the SIDEREAL ephemeris, also known by the name of its animals and Virgos are all-too-human. archetype, the huntress. Leos, male founders, the Fagan-Bradley method. This system correctly assigns the right astrological sign to Sidereal astrology will give us the real or female, are ALWAYS on the hunt. picture, since it’s based on a much more Whatever the prey happens to be, the the actual movement of the Sun as it passes through the Zodiac. accurate mathematical model. Using Leo brain, such as it is, is hardwired THE TROPICAL TRIBULATION this correct (and easily verifiable) map to find and kill food. For the Leo, food of the Zodiac we’ll see a major change in can cover almost anything, from sex The last time Tropical astrology was correct was around 221 A.C.E., when Ptolemy—the Roman the way eight out of ten people identify to money, the hunt is the game and its mathematician who designed modern astrology— decided to ignore the precession of the themselves, since they will change signs reward; and Leos take it very seriously. equinoxes, a small but significant interruption in the earth’s forward rotation. From that point on, to the previous sign. Up until now, we’ve Anyone who interferes with a Leo while all been hoodwinked by a bunch of they hunt is in danger. This shows the all Western astrological calculations have gained an extra, unwarranted, degree every 72 years. quacks—the traditional astrologers who absurdity of the bastardized astrology Today, EVERY astrological chart using the Tropical ephemeris has this flaw, allowing an error of have been mainly spreading confusion. system that depicts them as Virgos, who +24 degrees in all its stated positions of the angles and planets. Most Leos, rather than accept the are fixers, builders and critics, and, if wrong archetype, would rather discount anything, might well be the prey of the SIDEREAL ASTROLOGY IS ASTRONOMICALLY CORRECT actual Leo in the Zodiacal jungle. astrology all together. Imagine the King Sidereal astrology remedies Ptolemy’s oversight. Sidereal astrology reckons celestial longitude of the Beasts, mistaken for the quiet, Leo doesn’t adapt and assimilate like crafty Virgo! True Leo can only roar a human; they are a fixed, bestial sign; from the positions of the fixed stars rather than the vernal equinox. The stars are used as reference in protest. This is the sign of the best they only learn to do what they do points since the vast distances make their positions virtually unchanging over the eons. and the worst of the animal kingdom. better, rather than change on a daily Sidereal astrology factors the precession of the equinoxes, an annual event in the Earth’s rotation, Leos understand animals and animals basis like the chameleon Virgo. The Leo and is accurate both astronomically AND astrologically. understand Leo. From the noble savage heart beats loudly; they are simple and to the wounded animal, it’s all part of the direct, there is no hiding what they feel. THE RIGHT MATH MAKES AN ANCIENT SCIENCE WORK AGAIN Leo heritage. Leo is the idealization of The modest, mutable Virgo has a much the Superego, the creator, defender and different view of the universe, and never Without the correct numbers, astrology is bunk. But using Sidereal locations, it can be a credible destroyer of life. the twain shall meet. sociological tool and a valuable personal helpmate for the modern age. This is what the creators Inside Leos harbor the instincts, of astrology had in mind: a way for us to learn about our strengths, shortcomings, affinities elegance and ferocity of the predator. by connecting us with the Universe, making us look out to the constellations for our innate There’s no human emotions to clog up the arteries. Leos demand—and take— connections as part of the vast fabric of time and space. We use archetypical heros and villains to what they need for survival, yet they relate ineffable information into our lives. Astrology can help us with this task. Without an accurate can also put their lives on the line to map of the Universe, we lose the possibility of conscious connection with it. . defend the pride. Leo loyalty is never questioned, it is assumed. MAKE YOUR OWN SIDEREAL BIRTH CHART The real Leo strength comes from See for yourself. Once exposed to the accurate version of yourself, you’ll agree, it’s a better it. Truth, the complex society of lions—the most socialized and therefore the it is said, is the most beautiful. Contact us to learn your real sign. Or go to the astro.com website to most successful predator community. calculate your own natal chart. Note that you’ll have to change the option in the “system” field to However, it’s primarily the FEMALE Fagan-Bradley, instead of Tropical. Recalculate according to your birth date, time and place. Email that gives the group its strength and us with your reactions. cohesion. It’s the raising of cubs that make survival and propagation OR go to our website, siderealsigns.com to find out more about available readings. You can also possible. Male and female roles must combine to promote the email [email protected] for a personal reply. page 2 page 15 A MADMAN AND HIS FOLLOWING, continued from page 14 Contents Napoleon Meets His Waterloo, 1815 or dangle them overboard, blind-folded In 1977 Uranus began its transit over Leo not Virgo...... page 2 and bound. In a letter to his third wife Hubbard’s natal South Node-Jupiter he wrote: “I am drinking lots of rum conjunction, Pluto had just crossed his The Leo Way...... page 4 and popping pinks and grays.” Midheaven and Jupiter transited back to Two Black Leos ...... page 7 Hubbard’s drug supply “was the largest his 7th house yet again. From birth, A Madman’s Story...... page 8 drug chest I had ever seen.” recalled Jupiter had always played a big part in Leo Quotes...... page 11 church member John Macmaster. Hubbard’s life, as the ruler of philoso- Several other witnesses also reported phy, religion, beliefs, and legal matters, Libidinous Leo...... page 12 that Hubbard had become totally debili- and also because it activated his chart 30 degrees of Leo...... page 13 tated from drugs at this juncture. by transit at key points in his life. With Hubbard strikes back at his critics Jupiter forcing a retreat, and Pluto cast- As far back as the early 60s, Hubbard ing his career into gloom and doom, Monthly Meeting of the devised a retaliatory strategy against Hubbard hit bottom: the FBI came Brooklyn Astrology Club people or groups that he felt wanted to knocking at his door. This doesn’t mean The last Monday of the month “suppress or damage Scientology or a everyone going through a major Pluto @ Cafe Royal, 185 Nassau Ave. Scientologist” He declared them “Fair transit will have to deal with the FBI— For info, call: 347-279-3374 Game”, and they could be “deprived of Hubbard’s case combined his illegal and property or injured by any means by irresponsible activities WITH this major any Scientologist without any discipline transit to produce such a calamity. The of the Scientologist. May be tricked, FBI was looking for information about Sidereal Signs sued, lied to or destroyed.” Later, in 1968, “Operation Snow White,” Hubbard’s is a monthly bulletin of Our cover shows Napoleon in 1804, dressed better then Hubbard ceased any mention of Fair attempt to illegally obtain information siderealsigns.com a Hollywood pimp, after he crowned himself emperor, Game (“It causes bad public relations.”) from government offices. Hubbard’s extinguishing the dying French Republic. He went on But he did not cancel its use against his wife Mary Sue and many other senior Production by to embark on a series of victorious imperialist wars, critics or former Scientologists. As both Scientology officials were convicted of Monkey Brain Design until 1812 when his armies were crushed in Russia and he and Scientology sank into a legal conspiracy in 1979. The IRS also found Resident Astrologer Napoleon was forced to retreat. Exiled, he made a futile morass, Jupiter was going through his that Hubbard took millions of dollars of Ivana attempt at a comeback which ended at the Battle of 7th house again, emphasizing legal church funds and transferred them to Waterloo in 1815, where, in spite of brilliant maneuvering, issues in relationships with significant overseas accounts. 2010 © siderealist.com Napoleon’s forces were destroyed when the British and others. Meanwhile, both Uranus and By 1979, as Hubbard’s legal problems copy all you want German armies surrounded them. This time exile for Pluto burned holes in his 9th house—in- were reaching their peak, Jupiter moved subscriptions: $12 year Napoleon was permanent, and he died on the Island of flaming the legal nightmare. Pluto and to the 9th house to come to his rescue. [email protected] Saint Helena in 1821. Thus is always the fate of tyrants. Uranus aren’t always so cruel, but when When transiting Neptune crossed his one is so foolish as to blow a bubble Ascendant in 1980, Hubbard vanished We try to attribute all sources made of hot air, they relish bursting it. into thin air. After six more years in and art; if we overlooked sidereal starting dates seclusion, Hubbard died in secrecy. The someone, let us know. During the same time span, Neptune These dates vary slightly according to year, also started activating Hubbard’s chart Church declared that Hubbard had consult your natal chart for exact placement by trining his natal Sun-Neptune trine, deliberately discarded his body to con- Speculating in generalities Aries April 15 which only escalated his need for self- duct his research in spirit form, and is hard work, but Taurus May 16 medicating and escapism. was now living “on a planet a galaxy someone has to do it Gemini June 16 away.” Hubbard told his followers that In 1976, Hubbard moved to California Cancer July 16 after his death he would reincarnate to avoid a Florida grand jury; Hubbard Leo Aug. 16 again “not as a religious leader, but as a was beginning to gain a reputation as a Virgo Sept. 16 political one.” psychopath, and the Church, a predato- Libra Oct. 16 All sociopaths share a few traits: they ry cult; culminating in “Operation Scorpio Nov. 16 are irresistibly charming, have very Freakout”—a church campaign of harass- Sagittarius Dec. 16 shallow emotions, possess not a drop of ment and slander against Paulette Capricorn Jan 16 guilt or remorse and they worship Cooper, British author of “The Scandal Aquarius Feb. 14 money and power. Hubbard is more of Scientology.” The Church was eventu- Pisces Mar. 15 ally forced to settle out-of-court after dangerous, even after death, because he the ruling went against it. started a religion. I wouldn’t want to " Clip this handy reference guide have his karma. Would you? page 14 page 3 Living THE THIRTY DEGREES OF LEO FAMOUS # PERSONALITY HAIR THE PRIDE EGO TRIP LOYALTY THE BEAST WATERLOO with a Leo FOR TAKE The Leo Way FRENCH 0 NAPOLEON BONAPARTE JULIUS CAESAR FRANCE RUSSIA ARMY POWER WATERLOO Planetary proclamation The situation isn’t dualism; Leos are in EMPIRE The Sun gives Leo birthright to rule. one mode or the other as in a unity of 1 ROMAN POLANSKI FILM/DIRECTOR TOUPEE AWARDS GIRLS MONEY ANAL SEX OLD PERV opposites; their Tao is the dichotomy of The Sun is what enthrones Leo; the Sun GOLDMAN 2 BILL CLINTON PRESIDENT BRILLO HEAD POWER ALTO SAX BLOW JOB STILL ON TOP makes a Leo feel good, alive. The lack of predator and prey. You can’t be both; SACHS but only in turn. Leos are the living ad- Sunshine will have the opposite effect. 3 ISAAC HAYES MUSIC/TV Q-BALL THE VOICE THE PENIS RELIGION EGO SOUTH PARK Leos trapped in the dark, or in rainy vertisement of their own mind-set. You TV/FILM/ can’t disassociate a fixed-sign Leo from 4 KIM CATTRAIL EXTENSIONS THE THEATRE MEN GAY MEN FAME MAY WEST weather start to deflate and decay until COMEDY the Sun can come out. Pity the Leo in what he feels because he IS what he 5 KOBE BRYANT NBA STAR AFRO-TURF LA LAKERS PERFECTION PARENTS RAPE MICHAEL JORDAN solitary confinement, or who lives in a feels. There is no artifice; no evolution; the Leo merely refines the objectifica- HIGH geographical location where a six- 6 DOROTHY PARKER WRITER/POET BANGS & BOB THE WIT LEFT POLITICS THREESOMES BOOZE SOCIETY month night is a yearly occurrence. The tion of what he or she is. Michael Jack- BRIGITTE son and Charlie Parker were both 7 CLAUDIA SCHIFFER COVERGIRL 500 COVERS ACTING UPPER CLASS VANITY TROPHY WIFE result of sun-depravation for all humans BARDOT is unrelenting depression; but Leos feel Sidereal Leos who never separated from 8 MOTHER TERESA HOSPICE HEAD SCARF POOR PEOPLE THE CALL CHURCH DOUBT INSANITY it far worse. their music or from the images of them- selves it created. Both maintained the MICHAEL 9 MACAULAY CULKIN FILM/COMEDY LANKY LAYERS FAME CUTE XANAX UNEMPLOYMENT all HEART, no brain essence of themselves until their own JACKSON The Leo ego is the beating heart. Leos GUNS AND DEMOCRATIC KENNEDY AS- demons tracked them down and ate 10 LYNDON JOHNSON PRESIDENT CRACKER HEAD POPULARITY VIETNAM speak from the heart—it aggrandizes them like hyenas do lions in the wild. BUTTER PARTY SASSINATION them. Behind the display, though, is a Putrefaction occurs in a Leo when what 11 DANTE BASCO FILM/TV SPRUNG SPIKES FILIPINO VOICEOVER FAMILY DANCE SCIENTOLOGY puzzlement. Leos cultivate a heart-felt they represent becomes moot. Leo ELIZABETH selfishness: what’s best for them is also 12 MICHAEL JACKSON KING OF POP GHERI CURL DANCE SKIN TONE PEDOPHILIA PHARMACEUTICALS Black Panther and self-proclaimed rap- TAYLOR best for everybody! They assume the HELMET HAIR ist Eldridge Cleaver faded fast when his 13 JOHANN VON GOETHE WRITER ROMANTICISM POLITICS ITALY BISEXUALITY CONSERVATISM rest of the world would be satisfied WIG crackpot ideas were discarded; Leo with the basic elemental aspects of life, Vietnam war criminal and disgraced 14 LILY TOMLIN FILM/COMEDY PAGE BOY AWARDS INTEGRITY JANE WAGNER SATIRE STILL ON TOP as they are. The complexity and pur- president Lyndon Johnson folded like a INTEL- pose of human sacrifice, guilt, anxiety 15 SALMA HAYEK FILM/DRAMA TIGHT BUN FEMINISM MEXICO MEN “FRITA” house of cards when his imperialist LIGENCE or perspicacity escapes them. The heart dream collapsed. Leos live and die by allows Leos to live only in the moment; 16 AMBER LYNN FILM/PORNO PLATINUM WIG BISEXUAL BIG BREASTS LARRY FLINT COKE DRUG FREE SINCE 2000 their creed; however archaic and un- the human memory is suppressed MICHAEL ABORTION wieldy. They go down with the ship. 17 DAYMON WAYAN WRITER/ACTOR EGG HEAD IN LIVING COLOR BLANKMAN HOME D. CLOWN because it harms their egos, and reduc- JORDAN MAN es the single-mindedness that they need sex and anger 18 LOUIS SULLIVAN ARCHITECT MUTTON CHOPS THE SKYSCRAPER THE ARCH “JEWEL BOXES” ALCOHOL FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT for the hunt. The two domains of Leo are fucking GREASY AND BANK 19 JESSE JAMES OUTLAW CONFEDERACY BROTHER FRANK SCALPING SHOT IN THE BACK fight, flight and fighting. Sex is domination, the re- GLOSSY ROBBERY lease of anger; Anger is the spool from DARK SUN There’s only two options for a Leo: win 20 SONNY ROLLINS MUSIC CARNEGIE HALL SABBATICAL TENOR SAX HEROIN DRUG FREE SINCE 1956 which sexual desire is uncoiled. Sex GLASSES or lose; life or death. Leos are intense SPARSE WHITE 65% AP- “INEFFECTIVE with a Leo can involve biting and 21 BERNIE SANDERS POLITICIAN SOCIALISM VERMONT GOP because they play for keeps. Male Leos FIBERS PROVAL EXTREMISM” scratching; Leos can have sex with their live short fast lives unless they’re care- LAW AND CHAMPS DE MARS enemies, or survive off masturbation 22 MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE MILITARY WHITE WIG THE REPUBLIC ARISTOCRACY WAR ful. They expire along with their useful- ORDER MASSACRE for years, since “love” in the human ness. Leo buffoon celebrity Gene 23 LOUIS VIV “SUN KING” GIANT WIG ROYAL COURT VERSAILLES LOUVRE AN HEIR BANKRUPTCY sense doesn’t enter into it, at all. Leo Simmons is an example of the has-been. ROBERT DE TRACKING NBA star and egomaniac Wilt Cham- 24 BRIAN DE PALMA FILM/DIRECTOR COMB OVER “CARRIE” HITCHCOCK TONY MONTANA Octogenarian actor Sean Connery is the NIRO SHOT berlain claims to have fucked thou- O.G. Leo. Females fare better through AIDS sands of women, none of whom he gave 25 ROSIE PEREZ FILM/DANCE STRAIGHTENED HER ACCENT PUERTO RICO ACTIVISM MEAN CRAZY BITCH cooperation and community, and, as a PREVENTION a damn about. For stunted Leos like result, can delay the inevitable for as 26 AMY WINEHOUSE MUSIC/VOCALS WILD MANE FUCK ME PUMPS DRUGS BILLY HOLIDAY RAZOR REHAB this, mere mating is the overweening long as possible. Forever young and sex- obligation and quantity is the only ually active women Jacqueline Bisset or 27 NAS MUSIC/RAP AFRO MOSS “ILLMATIC” REGGAE AFRICA JAY-Z DEADBEAT DAD yardstick. Leos are at their most fierce Kim Cattrall are examples of well-pre- ACROR/ during sex and when outraged; the two 28 TOMMY LEE JONES SHORT MULLET THE RANCH BASKETBALL COUNTRY POLITICS JAPANESE PITCH MAN served Sidereal Leos living their erotic DRAMA extremes surrounding a life otherwise JASON HUMPHREY FRANK mantras well into “old” age. 29 LAUREN BACALL FILM/DRAMA FLOWING LOCKS “THE LOOK” THE L WORD—LIBERAL dominated by sloth and submission. ROBARTS BOGART SINATRA page 4 page 13 The normal state of Leo is torpid transfer- behind serious and degenerating prob- INSUFFERABLE, LIBIDINOUS, LOVABLE LEO ence, and they can only be engaged when lems. Unless a person is a reverent and MATE, hunt, eat, sleep—repeat action, an ego trip for the male and a angry or horny. Sidereal Leo and bad-boy consistent exerciser who can regularly necessary (but ecstatic) evil for the actor and activist Sean Penn is an exam- reach the inner chemical temperature A Leo life can female. Sex in Leo land is more show ple of the hot-headed, choleric Leo per- required to burn fat, whatever fat you eat be quite simple. than go; it’s quick and then you’re stuck sonality type; out-of-control is normal. stays with you forever, clogging veins, Like the life of together like two mismatched puzzle Fats and death spleen and colon until they burst. Fats fill a predator, it pieces. It’s unevolved. Take the infamous your veins with a pasty splurg, that will For Leos to live a long life, they need to can be brutal or pairing of two star-crossed lovers, Leo eventually smother the overtaxed blood control the one thing they crave the most: beautiful, Bill Clinton and Cancer Monica pump—the heart. Heart problems can be fat. Fat is what gives them the high-oc- depending on Lewinsky. He was destroyed politically prevented and treated with a non-meat, tane energy to burn, but also clogs the how you look at because of his not, not-having-sex with macrobiotic diet. heart and veins. The Leo heart must be it. Leo is an her; but the sex actually defined and animal. Don’t fat-free to work properly. Any problem At the heart is the GRAIN characterized Lewinsky because of her with the heart will drain the life out of a Leo heart rules the Leo mind. It pays to look for human role in it. The active and passive roles; characteristics Leo, fast. Fats track Leos like a Father consider the Biblical prophesy of the lion the division of labor tween the male and Time ready to cut them out of the pride; laying down with the lamb: Leos can and in Leo, they aren’t there. To think Leos female for Leo men is obvious, and total- are human is misplaced anthropomor- there’s a limit to the largess of life for the will be successful vegetarians if they fol- ly unfair. Like every code of the jungle, predator. The laws of the jungle are the low a modified Macrobiotic diet. phism. Others may transcend their there is no balance, only the strongest animalness: Aries, the ram, through same for everybody. Unless Leos can Technically, this means eating balanced survive and only reckless acts of random learn to save their hearts, from fat—and action; Taurus the bull, through posses- violence prevail. meals that consist of two parts whole sions; Sagittarius the centaur through from hard-heartedness—they will de- grains and one part seasonal vegetables, In order to avoid violence, one must idealism; but Leo does not deviate. Leo scend from the hunter to the hunted as a with fermented foods and nonpoisonous threaten it, have the greatest game. is nature in the raw. matter of course, and meet with a simi- favor enhancing sauces. Theoretically, the Everything a Leo does is with an audi- larly grisly and untimely end. Macro Way is a state of grace achieved Leo isn’t just an animal, Leo is the king ence in mind, they pose, show teeth, when you simply eat to live, and not the of the jungle—putting itself above all roar, like a jungle version of vogueing. SEX and fat other way around. When it comes to eat- others, and taking the best for itself. For Bluffing to forestall a confrontation. Yet Leos should beware of the effect of oil ing, Leos need try to adopt a long term each of its narrow feeding roles, the Leo Leos also have the BEST qualities of ani- and saturated fats in the diet. While fresh outlook: you’ll be eating every day of the excels. First we have the image of the mals; they are loyal and affectionate; the oils like cold-pressed olive oil or natural rest of your life, so why eat to shorten huntress, with bow, sitting on the throne emotions, however primitive, are real; coconut oil are less harmful, ALL fats your life? Resist the thrall of our food-as- with her pet lion alongside her. Then Leo Leos don’t prevaricate, they don’t play turn to acid in the Leo heart and will slow profit-making-commodity culture that eats, rapaciously and ravenously; food is games, what you see is what you get. it down and kill it as surely as a bullet beckons us toward nutritional suicide the prey. Then Leo wants sex, prowling When you befriend a Leo, you get a life- will. The advantages to living longer and genetic degradation. Leos! Lead that hunting ground for pliant flesh. long comrade—unless he sees you as means only one thing to Leo: having sex yourself and your pride out of the mias- Then Leo sleeps, reverently supplying its prey. The Leo makes you proud to be more often and for a longer part of the ma of nutrition-based illness and its tremendous ego with the energy it needs you; Leo pride is infectious and invigo- lifespan. The demise of the Leo sex drive ensuing despair and depression. to resuscitate. rating. Leo can be like the Sun rising in is like the proverbial Eskimo without Men and women Leos differ in impor- the midday, a joyful, exuberant roar of teeth; without the libido, life itself THE TRUE GREENS tant ways; The male Leo dominates; dis- the audacity of life, the sheer awe and becomes redundant. A Leo without sexual If you must eat meat or otherwise put plays his libido, assumes rulership of the majesty of the self in action. desire can only hope for a swift and pain- indigestible fat and gristle in your gut, pride, defends the pride. The female runs less death. you must also compensate in equal mea- THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KING the pride, kills the food, protects the sure by eating roughage. One must A word of caution: in the jungle, there Like a pet cat with too much food avail- cubs, and is the mainstay of the Leo soci- endeavor to eat sauteed or steamed are no old lions; hyenas catch up with able, the Leo will become obese, lethargic ety. Male Leos are expendable and inter- greens every day. FYI: there are only three them and kill them in turn; thus is the and self-indulgent when the fat levels get changeable, they come and go according “true” greens: collards, kale and broccoli. life of the predator. Leos burn fast and too high. The adamant flesh-loving Leo to their ascending or waning power. Don’t even fool yourself into thinking let- die young, unless they wise up and stop will have to give up meat to live longer. Females remain, and collectively build tuce, spinach or chard can replace the lording over others, the only way of Meat eaters die of fat, whether by heart for the future. Females keep the faith. nutritional value of a True Green. It’s the avoiding an unpleasant demise. Only disease or cancer. Meats are the tradition- leathery toughness of the leaf that gives it WHAM BAM I’M THE MAN when a male Leo loses his arrogance can al sources of protein, minerals, and B the biological banquet of vitamins and As far as the sex goes, anyone who has he be said to really integrate and survive vitamins, but the fats and proteins in minerals that you cannot find elsewhere. seen or heard cats having sex knows the ego-trip. The female, of course, lives meat actually sabotage the body’s own there doesn’t seem to be much pleasure on through her cubbies. She represents cell-building systems as well. Eating ani- Vegetarianism requires a complete men- involved; it’s mostly dominance in the survival of the Pride. mals and their byproducts for short-term tal turnaround for Leo. How to “replace” energy gain is a temptation, but leaves page 12 continued on next page page 5 THE LEO WAY continued from page 5 shaniaforums.com meat? The bad news is that you cannot. wheat germ is actually an oil which dis- “Know the business, learn the “So many people bare their You must find the taste and texture satis- perses and emulsifies the “bad” fats and business, own something.”— midriffs, I don’t know why faction some other way. Blood-lust aside, other acidic gunk in the bloodstream Hair today, gone tomorrow meat by definition is unhealthy: why and muscles. Vitamin E is the forgiving Isaac Hayes TRIPLE LEO, Aug. mine is such an issue.”— would you be even looking for a replace- vitamin—when you take it you are for- 20, 1942 Shania Twain, TRIPLE LEO, Aug. ment? A sea change must take place. Is giving yourself your wretched excesses, “I’m a trisexual. I’ll try anything 28, 1965 the king still liable to the addictions and and healing all the damaged tissue that once.”—Kim Cattrall QUADRU- “I’m doing naughty things, I’m short-sightedness of a peasant? Do you injuries have left behind. By megadosing PLE LEO, Aug. 21, 1956 drinking too much, I’m going really want to take dead or rancid cells 6,000 I.U.s of vitamin E. every day, you to clubs. It really didn’t matter into the body? Is the raucous taste of are cleaning out the very toxins and im- “There’s just something about
to me, other than the fact that wallpaper-s.org meat a legitimate craving or merely a purities in the blood that you may have dance. It’s like a primal thing in clever package for slow agony and early put there earlier with a lousy diet. Vita- all of us.”—Patrick Swayze, Aug. some parents wouldn’t let their death? A come-hither smell that leads min E will burn away the greasy left- 18, 1952 kids hang out with me.”— Macaulay Culkin, TRIPLE LEO, you to your own version of a Waterloo? overs in the blood, leaving your veins “I have always hated that clear, your heart strong, and, most im- Aug. 26, 1980 Who said that this trash-or-treasure pro- damn James Bond. I’d like to kill portant; increase the libido and virility. tein option was actually good tasting, him.”—Sean Connery, Aug. 25, “Reality is a crutch for people anyway? Your erstwhile dying parents, Leos will also be pleased to know that 1930 who can’t handle drugs.”— and their largely prematurely dead for- vitamin E makes for beautiful, healthy Lily Tomlin, TRIPLE LEO, Sep. “Loneliness is the most terrible bearers? The vegetarian must think out- hair—along with vitamin C and the 1, 1939 side the box, in this case, the cage. B-vitamins. It’s worth mentioning that poverty.” —Mother Teresa, Aug. “I think it’s not a femme fatale Hunger is not unexpected and does not the HAIR TEST, an inexpensive and non- 26, 1910 Life Magazine when someone is not doing have to be satiated in the fastest possible invasive alternative to the blood test, is “The cure for boredom is also the best way to check for anemia or it to manipulate men or be way. The preparation and cooking of curiosity. There is no cure for whole grains and true greens will hum- any vitamin or mineral deficiency. A hair like a black widow. She loves curiosity.”—Dorothy Parker, Aug. ble Leos and give them time to think. test can tell the body’s overall condition him. She does it out of love. 22, 1893 A large heaping of brown rice or other more accurately than blood—hair is the She wants him so badly to whole grain contains almost all the pro- final product—a printout our body’s “I got started dancing because stay with her.”—Salma Hayek teins and carbohydrates that the body chemistry. The blood test is a only I knew it was one way to meet QUADRUPLE LEO, Sept. 2, snapshot of a circulating “highway” of needs; it’s the perfectly balanced food— girls.”—Gene Kelly, TRIPLE LEO, 1966 halfway between acid and alkaline. information—all about transition— Aug. 23, 1912 That’s right: whole grains replaces meat. while the hair represents the entirety of “I may be dumb, but I’m not These young guys are playing ida.convio.net If you must have a centerpiece on the our chemical wellness. Most doctors stupid.”—Terry Bradshaw, plate, let it be the grain, not the gristle. don’t know or feign ignorance of the checkers. I’m out there playing Sept. 2, 1948 hair test because it adds nothing to chess.”—Kobe Bryant, Aug. 23, But let’s say you just need the bulk and “Certain people who care their profit margins. In the case of Leo, feel of meat, as well as the taste. The 1978 deficiencies revealed by a hair test are about me a lot have said ‘You Indonesian staple Tempeh may be your “This is my homeland; no one usually zinc, calcium, magnesium, and don’t play the game, and if answer. It comes in meat-like slabs, and shortages of vitamins A, D and the can kick me out.”—Yasser you don’t play the game, you you can fry it, broil it, and flavor it with B-complex. Arafat, Aug. 24, 1929 don’t get picked for the team bacon-bits if you want; whatever you “If the American people don’t all the time.”—Rosie Perez, need to chow down this great source of The Leo Legacy love me, their descendants Sept. 6, 1964 non-fat protein, B-vitamins and friendly Leos can spin out of control when faced intestinal flora. Enterprising cooks could with who they really are—always a shock will.”—Lyndon B. Johnson, “To slow down this recession/ dailytrojanbeta.com use gluten—the grain “essence” without after having been mesmerized by one’s QUINTUPLE LEO, Aug. 27, 1908 And make our economy thrive/ the starch—to make into a cutlet-like own reports of ones own greatness. The “A person hears only what they Give us our social security substitute that can be flavored at will. resulting complete loss of Leo vitality understand.”—Johann Wolf- now/We’ll go to work when There IS life after meat, Leos, so take can be reversed by embracing change gang von Goethe, Aug. 28, 1749 we’re 65!”—Nipsy Russell, heart, you can still pounce on your prey. and humility. For the king of beasts, less Sept. 15, 1918 can be more. Less fat; more energy, less “I look upon pride as a sin.”— Vitamins and minerals meat; more life. Less authoritarianism; Tommy Lee Jones, Sept. 15, “There’s people making babies The vitamin hand-maiden to the Leo more freedom. e 1946 to my music.” —Barry White, king is vitamin E. This derivative from Sept. 12, 1944 some quotes from brainyquotes.com page 6 page 11 The Leo Code: Sex and Mystery 2 Black Leos in White America Leo is sexy the way a cat The fight-flight instinct of Leo is sexy; supine, sensual, Beyonce Knowles and is illustrated in the charts—and secretive, selfish. Keanu Reeves: two lives—of two young African Leo people can be hearthrob Leo sex Americans who faced a critical unconsciously sexy, just symbols, and how showdown with white America, as a cat can seem; they they got that way but had very different reactions. preen and prance, tails Both men have a Sun-Neptune waving, as if with their aspect (which they share with own special brand of arrogance, almost as if they Barack Obama)—a dangerous create a sexual spell under which we must ultimately combination where Neptune tells worship. It’s a ruse of course, since Leos are hollow; SAVIOR us our fantasies are real, and FLIGHT FIGHT their sex is skin deep, power is their only indices, the Sun actually helps shape us dave chapelle Dontae R Morris and they project more passion then they possess. Natal Chart Natal Chart physically to look the part. While Friday, August 24, 1973 Saturday, August 24, 1985 12:00:00 PM EDT 12:00:00 PM EDT Watergate, District Of Columbia Tampa, Florida Why worry? They are the repository of our sexual Sidereal Placidus True Node Sidereal Cancer Obama shaped Sidereal Placidus True Node fantasies. Two cases in point are Sidereal Leos Keanu 18 D 53 13 D 27 himself into our political mother- E44 ` b 13 C E44 d b c 10 C 21 53 15 ` 19 58 06 27 a 25 01 D 20 k 06 D D D Reeves and Beyonce Knowles. Made magical by E E 11 f 34 57 45 C 02 21 substitute, Sidereal Leo Dave P 00 C 07 53 57 C 11 09 30 c 08 X X 17 F 12 F VV } 53 B F B our pedestrianism, both of these sexy stars seem to F 40 X T 06 59 19 19 TTT 15 Chappele became our hippest V T g T TT 26 V V T F 00 S S V TT accept the fan worship with aplomb. Beyonce is very S VV T S commentator on American race T WW WW SSS 32 } j 12 V 12 10 07 SS 17 A 10 V S R P G 55 S R G W A G RR A much a result of her own careful construction, with X T RR W 18 T W 10 A 16 18 56 32 } 56 relations and deftly satirized our SS d k 17 G W W G 39 XV five planets in Virgo, she stays the virgin princess V 27 V T 19 T S f T racial fears and stereotypes. H T T h 10 11 V 30 09 19 17 regardless of her marriage and overtly sexual music H 26 V H 11 L H 26 H 06 L 06 59 After Chappelle’s ground break- I 19 g 02 I 15 57 09 24 15 } a } videos. She adapted herself to our branding of a sex J J j 48 h 00 } } ing TV show went viral, he was 13I K44 10I K44 goddess. With her moon in Libra, she is perfection 53 e 21 58 e 15 offered a multi-million dollar 18 J 53 13 J 27 in a woman; her Uranus conjunction gives her what Created by Created by contract to essentially sell-out. ManiacoMac™ ManiacoMac™ little personality she has; under the make up and VIRGIN Morris has Sun-Neptune too, as a Trine— Chappele balked; he worried that his extensions, she is an empty bell, waiting for our he’s a visionary—with great empathy and sense of humor was about to be hijacked understanding. With such sensitivity, why attention to breathe life into her. A self-admitted Beyonce Knowles Natal Chart Friday, September 4, 1981 and trivialized by the suits at Comedy would he opt for the role of an assassin? 12:00:00 PM CDT “rehearse-a-holic”, Beyonce is a female player, a Houston, Texas Sidereal Placidus True Node Central. Chapelle’s Sun Neptune square’s With the pent-up aggression of Mars trophy wife who hunted down a husband that she 26 D 29 50 22 E ` d C bubble had burst in his face, and he didn’t square Saturn, and Jupiter opposing his could make look good and who could keep her in the 28 j 54 17 07 06 b E D D want to be known forever as Uncle Tom career growth, his lack of other options f 08 35 11 21 strata of wealth to which she aspires and requires. 14 16 e F } 20 17 F 11 F c 35 VV B 25 F V on Crack. By the time the public learned may have conditioned him to see murder 27 F 55 V 56 Her superstar stature far outshines the real, asexual P 28 50 F 11 V T he had spurned the offer, Chappelle’s as just another job. With a Cancer Mars, woman, who, at best has parlayed a very limited skill T SS X S 21 21 white business partners were calling him Venus and Mercury, he would do any- G V R A set into international fame and adoration. V S 31 a 27 G 25 31 g 01H 59 “insane.” In the corporate family, there thing for his homie “family”—even kill.
Keanu Reeves has a similar patina, but with the V 27 are no quitters, only scapegoats, and 20 H 16 Morris was a loyal Leo soldier. His violent added dazzle of a Gemini Moon, Mars and Venus. We H 37 L 56 h 27 the media was furious at him. With his 06 life evolved in a REAL jungle—the drug J can see anything we want in his lipid gaze, even if 21 } Moon in Gemini, Chappelle actually just 22I k K50 wars—and he did what was needed to there is a void in his head. Reeves is all show and no 54 28 26 J 29 reserved the right to change his mind, go—a quadruple Leo—so we supply the intelligence survive, ultimately at his own expense, Created by to choose the Flight option, and he had ManiacoMac™ as well as his victims’. As a black man in and mystery and draw our own conclusions. A Keanu Reeves Natal Chart the strength—Mars in Aries—to escape Wednesday, September 2, 1964 a white-run prison system, his Sun Nep- 5:41:00 AM 2E superficial man made to look soulful by design, Brooklyn, New York Sidereal Placidus True Node before he was swallowed up. tune turned into an express train to hell; Reeves makes a splendid hipster turn-on for today: 21 J 07 K 33 f 28 I In a more tragic case, Sidereal Leo the reality is that his life is over; the racist 20 47 self-absorbed, emotionally detached; his gender of 06 L K Dontae Morris chose the Fight mode, and state that created him will now bury 48 choice a matter of auspices rather than passion; he } 40 08 A I lost. As a hit man for his pride—a clique him. Rehabilitation in prison is the only 51 01 V X makes for the quintessential slacker sex symbol. He’s } k T I20 S 05 of Florida drug dealers, Morris had been hope for Morris; his arrest was a forced T as sexy as we want him to be, and his Mars Venus S e 01 B 37 16 W 16 W X implicated in two gangland executions. withdrawal from a sordid, vicious life. He conjunction makes him alluring to both men and B R H 58 58
V 21 He is now accused of the shooting deaths could be a healer instead of a monster. If V G 11 women. His tight Leo conjunction gives him an air of } TT 20 TT S h 05 C j V V of two Tampa Bay cops during a traffic the Florida penal system doesn’t execute 08 40 seriousness, of depth, yet in fact, he is as complex as C 22 VV G 51 27 X C 29 19 01 05 C 15 16 stop. Before he gave himself up, Morris Morris, he could well embark on a new a teen. Like in his role in The Matrix, we want him to 34 C 15 E a 39 E E 35 F d E 43 09 c 27 } P reached number two—after Osama Bin life, and find redemption in helping 28C g E33 be our hero and savior, but is he really the one? 47 `b 20 21 D 07 Ladin—on the FBI Most Wanted List. people instead of killing them. Created by page 10 ManiacoMac™ page 7 A MADMAN AND HIS FOLLOWING: wanted to escape their traumatic memories. pure misuse of free will. With Neptune and th Hubbard claimed that physical illnesses Pluto in the 7 house, Hubbard seduced L. RON HUBBARD & THE FOUNDING OF SCIENTOLOGY were psychosomatic and anyone reaching a and then abused his followers, his three Dianetics was published in 1949, where he state of Clear would be relatively disease wives, and anyone else who was foolish established Scientology as a “scientific free—and wildly successful and happy. He enough to listen to him. His natal Venus method of mental therapy”. He founded developed an “Electro-psychometer” to mea- trines his Ascendant; where Neptune gave the Hubbard Dianetic Research sure stress levels in church members and him an aura and Pluto offered charisma, Foundation in New Jersey in 1950. extract lurid confessions of their most inti- Venus gave him plenty of charm—a wolf in mate details—which were kept for later use. sheep’s clothing. Hubbard was a Sidereal Aquarius with According to Hubbard, the negative Moon in Leo and Ascendant in Scorpio. In Scientology Under Investigation its most negative outcome, this combina- Engrams stored in the Reactive (uncon- Hubbard’s bizarre activities gained notori- tion produced in Hubbard a pathological scious) mind were carried by Immortal ety as early as 1950, when he took a first liar, a haughty narcissist, and a leader with Souls who were killed 75 million years ago serious hit to his reputation, when transit- by Xenu, an Alien Warlord and who now no conscience. Someone else with his ing Neptune had crossed his Midheaven birthchart might have saved the world— attach themselves to humans. In order to be and transiting Mars had activated this long but Hubbard did not. He was a clever free, believers paid fixed donation rates for term transit. Hubbard’s reputation certainly audits, courses, books and other services in salesman of words; a charming, seductive fluctuated during the long Neptune transit, storyteller with an imaginative Sun- a hierarchal pecking order, according to but when that planet crossed over into his Mercury conjunction in the 3rd house trine how many audits one endured. Additionally, 10th house in the summer of that year, for 7th house Neptune. He knew what to say the church published and distributed the first time ever, the master liar and and how to say it to convince others to Hubbard’s books, making Scientology the manipulator was exposed like a bad penny. believe his most ridiculous ideas. Add a religious organization most blatantly run Neptune’s entry into the 10th house—public Jupiter trine to the combination and we like a secular, for-profit business. Hubbard’s attention—occurred only after a very long have a man who couldn’t tell the truth if potent Mars-Uranus conjunction in his stay in the 9th —beliefs and religion—which his life depended on it. Hubbard also uti- Capricorn 2nd house desired money, above gave Hubbard time to enrich the story he lized his lucky Sun, Mercury-Neptune- all. Lots and lots of it. Hubbard’s need for was to feed his followers—and his Sun- Jupiter Grand Trine for his advantage, for money and power was compulsive. With a Neptune aspect made it easy to weave a writing and publishing. The cult-status he Sun-Pluto square he became an anal-reten- spell. Hubbard developed his theory of gave to Scientology was a negative mani- tive power tripper and control freak as well. Dianetics while Neptune was moving festation of this otherwise very positive, Hubbard at the time admitted that making through his 9th house, which enabled him to inspiring, and even hypnotic aspect. Scientology a religion solved “a problem of establish himself as a guru. As Jupiter and Hubbard introduced a signature, two-per- practical business”. While the church pub- Uranus took residence in his 7th house, he son, question-and-answer interview called licly emphasized the importance of “spirit received the long-term support he needed “auditing” that focused on painful memo- and mind” over the physical body, it mean- from people who had the means to afford As a boy, Laffayette Ron Hubbard left ries he called “engrams”. Dianetics is used while resembled more of a giant Ponzi his costly therapy. Yet it could not last. his Nebraska birthplace to travel with his to “clear” people of engrams. In 1950, after scheme, where veteran church members Hubbard’s house of cards was to collapse. navy father to Guam, where he first began a Clear “graduate” was presented for inter- were rewarded, with Hubbard the biggest To avoid investigation in the UK and to develop an interest in the human mind, views to the public and performed poorly, beneficiary. Members who wanted to quit Europe, in 1966 Hubbard moved to Africa, from conversations with a naval officer Hubbard angrily quit his own foundation, were often blackmailed by their Auditors to the-then state of Rhodesia. In spite of his about Freud and Indian gurus. As a man, and accused the board of harboring com- and subject to threats and physical harm. financial support of that Apartheid regime, Hubbard tried several careers before he munists. In 1953, a rebounding Hubbard Someone else with Hubbard’s Sun-Neptune he was asked to leave the country. In 1967, decided on developing his pseudo-physcho- was awarded an honorary PhD in the field trine could have been truly inspired, spiritu- to avoid arrest, Hubbard created a new off- logical religion. He studied civil engineer- of “Dianetics and Scientology”—by a non- ally and artistically inclined; someone else shore religious order, the Sea Organization, ing at George Washington University, but accredited school in California—one that with his Sun-Pluto square could have replete with a ship, titles and uniforms. Sea did not get a degree; at the outbreak of was ultimately shut down by state authori- changed the world for the better. Yet Org became the core Scientology manage- World War Two he took a four-month mili- ties as a “degree-mill.” It was later revealed Hubbard was only inspired to cultivate his ment group with Hubbard as Captain. On tary course at Princeton—he was later to that Hubbard had bought the school and addictions to the accoutrements of power— board ship, he was served by teenaged girls claim he had “attended” Princeton, and awarded the PhD to himself. drugs, alcohol, sex, abuse—you name it. who prepared his shower, dressed him, and was a nuclear physicist. He did not pursue Hubbard Gets Into The Religion Business With South Node conjunct Jupiter in the caught the ash from his cigarettes. Hubbard a military career after losing his first three th Hubbard founded his “church” of 11 house, Hubbard was born already pos- had frequent screaming tantrums and pun- commands. However, Hubbard had, in the Scientology in Camden, New Jersey, in sessing the skills to hold sway over large ished his servants harshly. He would lock meantime, become a very prolific writer. In 1956. By vigorously promoting his books, groups of people. He was destined to be a his adult or child victims in the ship’s five years he wrote 138 science fiction and Hubbard was able to attract people who leader of a flock. Taking ruthless advantage chain-locker for days and weeks at a time, adventure novels. His first article on of naiveté, however, was not destiny, but continued on page 14 page 8 page 9