'To Report The News Accurately And Without Bias" The University Echo The University of Tennessee at Chattanooga 1886 1986: Celebrating 100 Years of Higher Education

Volume Al/lssue 10 The University of Tennessee at Chattanooga October 31, 1986

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After careful review of the from the student body. A small group circumstances surrounding the Miss of students are involved in the event. UTC Pageant, I have decided to No more than 300 students actually suspend indefinitely any further attended the 1986 pageant—less than pageants until it can be fully 4 percent of our student body—and the determined whether or not this majority of those were from groups traditional annual event should be demonstrating special interest in or reinstated as a regular part of student affiliation with one or another of the activity programming. candidates. The unfortunate problem caused by This indefinite suspension of the a human error of the recorders in the pageant will remain in effect until: inaccurate tabulation of judges' scores 1) a program format and operation at this year's event required the can be developed which will guarantee transfer of the title from one student to that procedural problems will be another. This was an embarrassment significantly reduced if not entirely to the campus and to the students eliminated, involved, although legally the recount 2) an event can be designed and was valid and the student with the executed that will be unifying to the highest vote count was legitimately campus rather than divisive, and determined to be the pageant winner. 3) a series of criteria can be In deciding to discontinue this event, established that are more compatible I also noted that the Miss UTC Pageant with the educational mission of this has not attracted widespread interest institution.

Chancellor Obear at Monday's Open Forum with students. Issues addressed Included the Wortham/Hyder debate vouchersDecembe r graduation postponement and a more centrally located student lounge.

by Drew Wright Echo News Editor the cause for a great deal of the decline from state and federal sources. recognized by law nationally. With Dr. Anne Wortham describing in American education, Wortham Fourth, Wortham attacked the lack of Wortham cited two states, Minnesota the current education system as a suggested American education should competition in public education. Citing con't. to p.5 "rising tide of mediocrity" and Dr. be fundamentally changed. inherent contradictions in a system of Charles Hyder describing vouchers as Short of an exclusively private school merit and the systematic protection of a "Trojan horse" the 1986 Burkett system, which she admitted is not teachers from competition by granting Miller Distinguished Lecture Series on viable politically, Wortham advocated them tenure, she advocated placing Economic Education debated Monday a new system in which both public and teachers in a competitive situation. "The Case for Educational Vouchers." private education are "controlled by Fifth, Wortham noted that schools Wortham, visiting scholar from the consumer choice." are currently a political institution, not Hoover Institution at Stanford Wortham gave five reasons the little red "building with a bell on urc University, argued for educational supporting change in the currrent top" that most think of. She noted that vouchers—basically rebates to parents system. First, she cited fairness, currently "political interest groups are of elementary and secondary students specifically asking why a parent tempting other interest groups" to fight for tuition, transportation, and other sending a child to a private school in the schools over issues such as sex inherent costs of education. Hyder, should have to pay, through taxes, for education, racial mixtures, prayer and Guerry professor of education at UTC, public schools as well. evolution versus creationism. The Monkees opposed a voucher system. Second, Wortham said American Because of these problems "our The present "education quality education, a system in which public school system cannot deliver —see p. 8 bandwagon" is virtually full now and is "consumers (parents and students) are what we want," Wortham stressed, unlikely to go far without basic changes pitted against producers (teachers and advocating a system of educational Moc(k) Issue in how we think about education, administrators)," provides no incentive vouchers which would recognize the Wortham said, describing most current for production. rights of parents to choose their £ —see insert reforms as working under the Third, she noted that in education children's education and would allow assumption that the "education system consumers have little influence the control of consumers, both parents Greenway itself is beyond reproach." because the tax burden is so diffuse: and students, over the process. She Concluding the system should not be although education is in some ways added that this idea of consumer —see p. 15 'beyond reproach' and identifying it as controlled locally, tax money comes control is being increasingly 2 The University Echo/October 31, 1986 Centennial Visitor's Series Begins Hamrick designs logo by Karen Prosser job in graphic services at UTC. He then Terry Hamrick creates ideas that received his job with University come to life in graphic design at UTC. Relations in 1981. The official Centennial logo was University Relations is responsible designed by Hamrick. This can be seen for writing the specifications for many in publications, and on many objects University publications including including banners, stationary, bumper admissions catalogs and the stickers, badges and pins. His work on chancellor's annual report. the logo took about six months and If University Relations is producing went through approximately 10 something for a department, they will versions. Hamrick does graphic design, production managing, writing, dealing with printers, the bid process and purchase orders for University Relations. He has done approximately 10 to 15 pieces for the Centennial atone. He worked on the overall design on Centennial publications such as: the hold a meeting with the department annual report, the Perlman concert, where ideas for the publication will be convocation program and the discussed often based on observations Centennial visitors brochure series. of students at UTC and what has been "It's good to have a variety of people successful for other schools. An overall doing the writing so you don't get into plan for the publication will then be i a writing rut where you're just going made. o through the motions," Hamrick said. "It Hamrick gets things started by § brings new ideas and perspectives." coming up with a design concept Hamrick, 30, is publications and/or a photography concept. His Leo Molinaro, Centennial visitor, was on campus this week. Molinaro's specialized field coordinator for University Relations. A ideas for graphic presentations are is urban development. 1978 UTC graduate, he majored in intended to capture readers' interest English. His job experience began after and reinforce the writer's message. graduation with a part-time paste-up con't. to p.5 Crime Busters A reward of $25 is being offered by emptied onto the floor contents from Crimebusters for information leading to several unlocked lockers. Taken were the arrest and conviction of the party several assorted items including j(M>/iaiti

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by Angle Argabrlte conference. One of Laura Gunnells' Echo Staff Writer "[UTC] must be the best place in the poems was accepted by Mark Jarman, country for undergraduate creative a poet from Vanderbilt, for publication writing," said Alan Wier, fiction writer in the national poetry magazine The from the University of Alabama. Wier Reaper. Sandra Moore, Boyd White was one of several prose and poetry and other students were encouraged writers visiting UTC for the Ellis by Ed Hirsch of the University of Meacham Writers' Conference Oct. Houston and Tom Rabbitt of the 23-25. University of Alabama to pursue The conference benefitted all graduate programs in creative writing. involved. In three separate readings, Dr. Richard Jackson, UC Foundation visiting writers presented their prose Associate professor of English and and poetry. Outside observers coordinator for the conference, was attended workshops where visiting pleased with the attendance of the writers critiqued, mostly favorably, readings specifically, and the 1 student writers' works. Student writers, conference in general—both the most in addition to attending the readings popular of any recent writer's and workshops, received more conference. personal instruction in individual Jackson is already planning the next conferences. conference for the spring of 1987. Participating writers in the Meacham Conference included from I to r: Richard Russo, R. Details will be announced as they are Jackson, Ed Hirsch, Deborah Dlgges, Mark Jarman, Alan Wier, Tom Rabbitt, Paula Rankin Several student writers received and Ken Smith. more tangible encouragement at the finalized.

Hamrick con't. from p.2 where to use bold face and big caps. going to work and then do a dummy services or paste-up to do the final Then, he begins sketching, tracing, or layout of the piece using copies of layout. A copy is sent back to University "Design concepts are just something typesetting, using a type sample book photos," Hamrick said; Relations to proofread and then goes I can do, and it's being interested which contains alphabets from various The dummy layout goes to graphic to the printer. enough in the field to read about it. I styles. try to keep up with what other "I try to match typeface to the designers are doing along with trends publication. Usually, when a project is mentioned, something comes to mind. in design, typesetting, topography, ERVING THE VERY BEST AND MOST AUTHENTIC PHIL.AjA > photography and illustration," Typefaces may look more formal, Hamrick said. informal, traditional or less traditional," CHEESE STEAKS AND HOAGIES IN THE SOUTH Often as soon as the project is Hamrick said. "For the Centennial mentioned he has design ideas on how typeset, we're mixing traditional faces he thinks the copy would look best. and modern faces. This is what we're Other times the ideas do not come as celebrating—our tradition and our easily. future." "It involves a lot of pre-visualization Next, Hamrick does paste-up work at in the mind. I often stare out the the table, drawing the shape of the window and rearrange elements of the publication, margins and grids. He <• project in my mind to come up with a pastes down sections of copy, working visualization of it," Hamrick said. also with illustrations and photographs He then identifies the paper which he copies and enlarges or • specifications such as color, brand and reduces to see what works best on the weight. He decides the typeface, size, page. length of lines, space between lines, "I see if my initial visualization is Sub Station Located at the Lower Incline Station 3917 St. Elmo Avenue For Faster Service and Carry-Out Call 821-5000 t frX\v New Fall and Winter Hours w Mon-Thurs arrival: 11 am departure: 8:30 pm 8* «$ Fri-Sat arrival: 11 am departure: 9:30pm Q> A Sun arrival: 12 noon departure: 7 pm A 3815 Rossville Blvd. (615) 867-5195 $ Let us Treat you to a FREE SUB ®* Open Monday - Saturday *fl) ft Plus Special Sunday Hours of equal or less value with purchase of any sub X Offer good through Nov. 14, 1986. Not valid with any other offer, ffk Offer Expires October 31,1986 % 4 The University Echo/October 31, 19f>* Centennial Lecturer Buechner scheduled Nov. 3

Special to the Echo The author of 20 books, Buechner's same protagonist, Leo Bebb, have imaginative language. Frederick Buechner, an ordained entire ministry has been devoted to been collected in the Book of Bebb. In the early 80s he published two Presbyterian minister and current writing. His first work of fiction, the Included in the series are Lion Country, books of memoirs, The Sacred Journey chaplain at Phillips Exeter Academy in novel A Long Day's Dying, was Open Heart, Love Feast and Treasurean d Now and Then. The publications New Hampshire will visit UTC Nov. 3-7. published at age 24. Later Buechner Hunt. have been called very nearly perfect Buechner is the second in a series novels include The Return of Ansel Buechner's literary works are divided books of their kind, and are probably of four Centennial visitors scheduled to Gibbs, Godric, and The Final Beast. between his novels and discussions of the best introduction to his work and speak on campus. A series of novels concerning the various aspects of the Christian faith. thought. A number of critics have compared him Buechner's lectures will be open to to C.S. Lewis, especially in his ability faculty, students, staff and the area to cast old beliefs in fresh and community. THE ONLY FASTER Buechner Lecture Schedule

Monday, Nov. 3 LOAN IS MONEY 8:00 p.m. Reading with commentary L. Schenk, Jeanette from his memoirs, The Cureton, and Jim Sacred Journey and Now Kennedy. Raccoon Mtn. FROM HOME! and Then. Roland Hayes Room, Univ. Center Concert Hall, Fine Arts Thursday, Nov. 6 Center. 9:25 a.m. Session with students Tuesday, Nov. 4 interested in Creative 9:25 a.m. Session with students in Writing. Signal Mtn. philosophy, religion or Room, Univ. Center any other discipline. 4-6 p.m. Wine and cheese Raccoon Mtn. Room, autographing party. Univ. Center Hunter Museum of Art. Wednesday, Nov. 5 Friday, Nov. 7 10:00 a.mPanel discussion with Mr. 9:30 a.m. Final session, informal Buechner, Dr. Donald discussion. Signal Mtn. Klinefelter, Dr. Lawrence Room, Univ. Center

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Special to the Echo Guard or Army Reserve units. There is Exercises (FTX). The purpose of FTX grenade and artillery simulators. This year's ROTC cadet chain of little or no break for cadets between is to give the MSIII class the Although under supervision of the command has been busy even before their junior (MSIII) and senior (MSIV) opportunity to apply classroom cadre, a lot of the planning, the semester began. Although cadets year. The payoff is a commission in the instruction to battlefield situations. This organization, and implementing is the attended the six week Advance Camp U.S. Army. practical includes day and night land responsibility of the cadet chain-of- at Ft. Lewis, Washington, some cadets The primary duties of the MSIV class navigation, and squad and platoon command. These responsibilities are attended the three week Airborne is to prepare the MSIII class for tactics. The cadets must organize, similar to what many of these cadets school at Ft. Benning, Ga. A few also Advance Camp which is best described plan, and execute missions utilizing will encounter as newly commissioned participated in Cadet Troop Leading as a 'final exam' of all prior training. squad size elements (nine soldiers). 2nd Lieutenants in the Army. training and two weeks of Annual This training consists of classroom These missions are executed against Training with their respective National instruction and Field Training actual aggressors armed with M-16s, Vouchers con't. from p.1 education to a business Hyder contradiction in giving away money to Hyder, leaving public schools to the and Washington, where recent court observed that in public schools there religious schools and the establishment have nots and destroying the public cases have supported the idea of is no control over input, over entering clause (First Amendment), or the equal school system as we know it. Hyder educational vouchers. In Minnesota, students, as there is at a business such protection clause (Fifth Amendment) of opposed this defending the current she noted, the constitutionality of tax as General Motors over incoming the constitution. Hyder referred system as offering "promise to the deductions by parents was established. materials. This lack of control is only specifically to the voucher system in poor," having many triumphs In Washington, where a blind bible one way noted by Hyder in which the Minnesota in which although "intellectually, economically and school student through the courts key word of vouchers, choice, is theoretically all parents are eligible for socially" and being "better today than sought and received vocational minimized. Another way is the a $500-$700 deduction, in practice the five years ago." With the "magnitude instruction to supplement his underlying assumption, very often biggest deduction that can be made is of educating all," Hyder reasoned that education, the court said "aid to untrue, that parents will make good for tuition. As a result 96 percent of the current system of American handicapped students is to students, choices about their children's those eligible for deductions have education offers a better choice than not to institutions," Wortham added, education. Hyder cited the prevalence students at religious schools. Hyder vouchers. stressing that courts in general and the of child abuse, divorce, suicide, and also quoted Supreme Court Justice The debate was sponsored by the Supreme Court specifically are drug abuse as evidence of the Hugo Black who rejected using taxes UTC Center for Economic "looking more to the role of individuals romanticized notion that families for establishment of religious schools Education—the operating arm of the in education." always know what is best is often false. and religion as a system which would, Scott L. Probasco Jr. Chair of Free Hyder began his refutation of He added in many cases "public according to Black, promote "discord, Enterprise. educational vouchers by noting the schools may be the best protector" of disharmony and strife among our Dr. William Peterson, director of the trend in this decade of the "free market students. people." center, introduced the participants and syndrome." He added that while this Hyder also pointed out the numerous Vouchers would greatly support the moderated the debate. trend may be supportable in economics constitutional obstacles he saw to a middle and upper classes and primarily it is not in education. Contrasting voucher system. He noted a basic private and parochial schools, said FOR Marilyn

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Commentary •By Barry Courier

It is generally accepted by for millions of people to live in subtract, where to find their own city It is the right and responsibility of scholars in this country that the relative harmony. on a map, and most importantly, every parent to be concerned for function of our government is to In order for that harmony to how to get along with other people. their children. It is their job first and provide for a national defense, to continue, those millions of people This system has worked, with its foremost to teach their children establish a standard monetary must have something in common or fair share of flaws, for years. It is values, morals, and religion if they system and to establish institutions, at least know of the others' wants, currently under attack by people so desire. It is not the responsibility such as education. From these needs and lifestyles. Education has who don't want to learn the English of the public school system to teach basic functions stem hundreds of been the commonly used tool for this, language, and by parents who want religion. The Constitution states it other functions that the people of socialization process. It has been to decide exactly what their children and the Supreme Court has upheld this country have required. Put the responsibility of the public will be taught. There is currently a it. even more simply, the purpose of school system to teach young movement in California to do away It is the responsibility of the public government is to make it possible people how to read, write, add, with the requirement that American school system to teach young citizens learn to read and write in Americans how to live in this English. They (the foreign speaking society. The books and lessons Wright or Wrong citizens) say they are discriminated taught in schools try to give a cross against because of the language section of life in America. There is barrier. This is absurd. "Beyond Scopes" no way that they can be all things More absurd is the recent trial in to all people. This is the most by Drew Wright Greeneville, Tennessee. Some challenging thing about the ruling The recent Greeneville textbook trial but the issues were a lot more real for fundamental Christian parents in Greeneville. It could conceivably and its aftermath seem to have the participants. Vicki Frost and the decided that they did not like what cause every teacher in every everything necessary for comparison to other parents who sued the Hawkins their children were being taught in classroom to stop constantly and Dayton's Scopes Monkey trial of 1925. County schools were scared for their the public school system there. monitor what they are saying or Both dealt with education, conflict children's welfare. Whether they were These parents claimed, and the between government and religion and truly right or wrong, these parents felt doing for fear of being arrested for judge agreed, that their religious conflict between fundamentalist and their children were being corrupted by violating someone's civil rights. modernist. Both took place in small theories running counter to their rights were being violated because Worse than putting shackles on Tennessee towns. Is it any wonder fundamentalist religion. They saw The values and morals were being teachers, what this ruling does is virtually every newspaper story out of Wizard of Oz as contradicting their taught that were contradictory to put boundaries around school age Greeneville mentions, and may even deeply held belief that magic and their beliefs. children. If each and every child is provide a summary of, the Dayton trial? witches are bad and that people are For years, fundamentalist and taught from a different book, how Is it any wonder Williams Jennings ultimately created and formed by God. literal interpreters of the Bible have will they communicate when they Bryan (the winning attorney of the They saw The Diary of Anne Frank argued that evolution should not be are older and forced to work Scopes trial) is mentioned as often as contradicting their deeply held belief taught in school. This is not a new together? Will the parents be there Michael Farris (the winning attorney of that only they are right. complaint. These parents also for them then to tell them what to the Greeneville trial)? The issues and contradictions raised complain that books such as The do? Dayton was a dramatic show and in Greeneville were distinctly American Wizard of Oz and The Diary of Anne often a farce—a monkey trial. Scopes, and fundamental (no pun intended, One of the parents involved in the Frank were bad for their children and everyone else, knew that he had unless you laugh). The basis of our trial, Vicki Frost, said, "The broken the law. There was really no society is, in so many ways, tolerance because they were contradictory to textbooks are asking my children to trial. The law was secondary. The real and relativity. Ideally all ideas are what the parents were teaching use their imagination beyond the battle was between obtuse theories, entertained and should be equally them. con't. to p.7 creationism and evolution, Williams examined. All are true. But how far do Jennings Bryan and Clarence Darrow. we take tolerance? Do we entertain ideas, such as fundamentalism, which No matter what much of the press 5 C€ tried to say the monkeys were not in inherently preclude the entertaining of THROTTLE Vjl T>Ach VoU +*££ ^° W , "^ Greeneville last summer. The farcical other ideas? Can we tolerate elements of Dayton were clearly intolerance? absent. Sincerity was the big question In Greeneville last week, U.S. District THRoTrl&rfcr' i in 1925. H.L. Mencken, in Dayton for Court Judge Thomas Hull agreed to the Baltimore Evening Sun mentioned tolerate intolerance—on a limited the ludicrous Williams Jennings Bryan scale. The fundamentalist students can arguing that man is not a mammal. As be excluded from reading class. Mencken wrote, "If the fellow was (Period!) sincere, then so was P.T. Barnum... Even more basic is the What animated him from end to end of fundamentalist rejection not only of his grotesque career was simply tolerance and relativity but much of ambition..." Bryan's stake at Dayton what is 'modern'. In an age of was ultimately personal. He may have uncertainty they are certain. And that won the trial/battle but he lost the war. does not mean these people are all Sincerity was not a question in 1986. stupid, or simple, or 'country.' Many Michael Silence in Greeneville for the have thought long and hard about their Knoxville News-Sentinel said that convictions, and continue to daily. The before the trial "attorneys on both sides Monkey Trial with its farcical elements -rue agreed the families are sincere in their was not representative of UA/(l/£/?Sir*7 religious beliefs." / fundamentalism in 1925 and it certainly Bcuo In Greeneville the sides were is not representative today. perhaps not any more clearly divided. Commentary con't. from p.6 3MIIIIIIIIIII|llllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllilllllilllllllilllllililililililllllilllllllll«mWl"IW»M»«»«Ma supposed to be. S ™ authority of Scripture. Our The school system and the 5 S children's imagination has to be American Civil Liberties Union has bounded." What a terrible life it already stated they will appeal the must be to go around in a bubble decision. The school system said it Auto Insurance j with blinders on. would not be feasible to provide In this society it is imperative that tutors and extra books for the few each individual make his or her own students who object to the current decisions. To do so, they must be ones. properly educated and The parents of these students knowledgeable of the world around have every right to state their case. 1 Sunbelt can handle your insurance needs § them. The Real World, not the one It just seems that it would have in their fenced-in minds. If not, they I • Auto • Motorcycle 1 been much wiser to have kept the turn to others who are all too willing children in a private school where 1 : to tell them what to do. 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) PA. While they were missed. The band struggled through such Hermits' >ng, the record became classics as "Henry The VIII" and "Mrs. Brown You've lent, Peter got a giant stick Got A Lovely Daughter." he stage. Gary Puckett and The Union Gap was second up, rubble came the opening and while he looked more like a Ramada Inn lounge iville." This former hit was singer with his leather pants and leopard skin vest, Now Open Mon-Sat 12-8 pm le, A Little Bit You" and his voice was as rich and smooth as ever. He should Stone." have sounded good, his new girlfriend Morgan the lead vocals on songs Fairchild was watching from sidestage. Hey Sunday," and their Rod Grill of The Grass Roots next performed with n, This is Now." He sang the same eight member band that backed up each #*me while he danced, act. He tore through sucti Roots' classics as "Sooner OURTER c1 cross the stage. Or Later," "Two Divided by Love," and "Temptation ICK shows, the Monkees' Eyes." f use only the equipment The crowd was mostly made up of people who 3unt of lights. They don't were bom before 1967, but every age group was well le audience plenty to look represented. The Monkees had a huge following in ROTHERS uld take away from them, the 60s and because of the marathon showing of old w was a very poor excuse episodes on MTV and the re-release of their albums, jinal singer Peter Noone, they have a whole new and younger audience. It was group of guys, was sorely a great show. ECORDS

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. -•.,-, . :-.-. ' 7 coulda sung the blues, but I don't like to sing I:- nothin' that leaves me feelin' full of despair." W: —Mahalia Jackson "AREYOU i Her mood changed to one of deep sadness as she sang "Nobody Knows When You're Down and Out," CRAZY?" relating to the audience the way people she cared about returned her friendship as long as she had money. Another mood change and another costume revealed Reaves-Phillips as bossy, flashy Ethel Waters. She sang "Shake That Thing" as she danced across the stage shaking and twisting. Reaves-Phillips' Josephine Baker rose from the orchestra pit in white feathers and silver sequins with a spangled, fringed microphone in her hand as she sang "La Vie En Rose." When she stepped from the orchestra pit onto the stage, singing "Don't Touch Me Tomatoes," she dropped her flowing white dress to reveal a short black costume with two aptly-placed red sequined tomatoes. Of Billie Holiday, Reaves-Phillips said, "Her love scars ran deep in her music and in her veins." She walked in white satin, pausing to 'sniff cocaine' before performing "Solitude," which seemed to describe the life of Holiday. Dinah Washington, "Queen of the Blues," was portrayed as a vivacious woman. She appeared on stage wearing a blond wig styled in a five-inch high beehive, which she shook furiously as she danced, singing "Trouble, Trouble." "I coulda sung the blues," Reaves-Phillips' Mahalia Jackson said, "but I don't like to sing nothin' that leaves me feelin* full of despair." She continued to prove that fact as she belted out spiritual songs, finishing with a toe-tapping, hand-clapping rendition "When the guys found out of "Down By the Riverside." I was going to deliver pizza, Call us. Though the women she portrays are varied in their they said I was crazy But, moods and music, Reaves-Phillips describes herself hey, delivering pizza for 622-4186 as having always been a 'ham.' Domino's Pizza 3920 Ringgold Rd. She got her start in Brooklyn at age 16, when she is cool. The began "sneakin' into talent shows in the clubs there." money's good... I can earn an aver 756-1362 Reaves-Phillips appeared in Off-Broadway plays and age of $7-$l0 1150Hixon Pike performed in the role of Mama Younger in "Raisin," an hour. That's "Look, being a pizza a Tony Award-winning Broadway show. more than twice delivery person isn't for 698-5621 as much as most fast-food everyone, but if you want 4617 Brainerd Rd. Reaves-Phillips has since gone on to take part in places around. I didn't need to earn cash and have a many stage productions such as "One Mo Time;" any experience either. Just good time...check out "Miss Moffat," in which she shared the stage with a car with insurance, a valid Domino's Pizza. driver's license, a good "But I gotta tell you. The Bette Davis; "Best Little Whorehouse in Texas;" and, driving record, and I had guys might say you're crazy. "Opening Night," which she co-authored. to be at least 18 years old. "To them I say, Crazy? She has also appeared in film and television. Her "The hours are flexible. You betcha Like a fox.' " The people are great My Call or visit a film credits include "Marathon Man," "Deathwish," boss is an O.K. guy Best Domino's Pizza and she recently completed "Round Midnight," of all, I get around. Know store near you which was filmed in Paris. I what I mean? I'm not to find out stuck indoors. more. She has performed at the Copacabana, Dangerfield's, and the Cotton Club in the United States; The Canteen in London; and the Casino in Lucerne. October 31, 1986/The University Echo 11 Records Reviewed by Randy Ridge CAMPUS UGHTSIDE The Connells: Darker Days The state of North Carolina has done itself proud Paige Braddock in recent years by producing several top notch rock Sadie and roll acts. While the pop-crazy brilliance of Mitch Easter's "Let's Active" has attracted most of the MY FAVORITE THIN6 critical acclaim, the Tar Heel musical family also ABOUT CLASS es ~1 /tow'zy^/TlC includes a rowdy band of party rockers from Charlotte IS \NHBN TW6 known as Fetch'n Bones and a moody, introspective OA6S6S ARE 0V6R AND outfit called The Connells. ITS TirV\e foK Darker Days is the only full-length album The Connells have released, but the record has been around for quite awhile. Originally released in England on Elvis Costello's Demon Records label, the album is now available in this country as the initial 3?&rf*O0cic*L-8(e lii^Ljf r_l release by a label known as Black Park records, a North Carolina based company. By improving Darker Days' packaging and Milquetoast U. Alex Tucker releasing a single and video for the song "Seven," U/EUjlifcP, I'M A CAM you AADPF. Black Park has given The Connells a needed shot \)Hj MIL IZ&*E MK. COOL, ALFX AM> ptfiL or* pay MAloz, in the arm if success is to be realized. I Ivffcf U/0//DERW6 y^HoujAN' I'M mo As far as the music of Darker Days goes, there is CALL /*\E"CooC] TUST WHO AA£ \T ^CAUSE THE nothing really wrong with the album per se. Instead, L»L' T>UPC. you ? GREFKS w€Zb it's more of what The Connells do not do on this WOQNtSVC, record which prevents Darker Days from being a must in your collection. The Connells' sound is based on the proven formula of shimmering guitar sounds, subtle rhythms section, and thought provoking vocals. Unfortunately, this formula was first proven by R.E.M. and The Smiths, and what The Connells really lack is originality. The aforementioned "Seven" is capable of standing on its own merit, with Michael Connell turning in a credible guitar performance of chiming, icy candor. The title track is also noteworthy, as Doug MacMillan sings "...I remember darker days..." over Feminine Expressions Ladies Apparel a wash of accoustic and electric guitars. However, just as The Connells appear to be on the verge of triumph, lead singer MacMillan sags into New Arrivals bouts of pretension and pomposity, and smug tracks Jennings Raw Silk Coordinates) like "Unspoken Words" never seem to work. The Connells of Darker Days show promise, but Act 1 Dresses without some material that is more original sounding

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Call MSgt Willie Walker Designer Fashions OPEN (901)276-6412 FREE LAY-AWAY 3933 St. Elmo Ave. MONDAY THRU (Next to the Incline) SATURDAY 821-7932 10 AM-6PM 12 The University Echo/October 31,1MB MaSM Records con't. from p.11 CAMPUS COMMENTS Reviewed by Randy Ridge The Ramones: Animal Boy by Saju Mathew Isaac The Ramones may very well have been the best American band of the In light of the recent Greenville, TN, 1970s. By pounding out furious power court decision, should parents be Dr. James Ward (Faculty Staff, Kathleen Hendricks (Post- chords over hilarious lyrics, this band allowed to remove their children History Dept): Bacc./Senior): made a mockery of the absurdly from classroom situations where OF COURSE NOT! I think that if I Yes, I feel that if a parent disagrees pretentious Disco era. To be sure, this they disagree with the subject disagree with the subject matter, I with their child they ought to be allowed band was a good 10 years ahead of its taught? Why? would remove my child from the to be exposed to a piece of literature time. school. But it's going to cause CHAOS! or kind of learning as an alternative. It Leisure suits may now be packed Jo Thomas (Junior/Physics): would be more expensive for the away in the attic gathering dust and I think they should be able to remove government, but parents ought to have John Travolta may hate 'em, but the their children but, due consideration that right. I disagree that imaginative Ramones are still going strong • the should be given to the subject matter literature is bad for children if it is endless power chords still sound involved. Dr. James Russell (Faculty Staff, presented for what it is. refreshing. History Dept): Animal Boy is among the Ramones' I don't like the decision at all. Parents Sam Farajian (Sophomore/Computer best ever work. "My Brain is Hanging are forcing their religious values on Science): Upside Down" was originally titled Donna Grape (Freshman/Computer their children. How could a teacher It depends on the age. A high school "Bonzo Goes To Bitburg," and this is Science): grade those students? student should be controlled and the the type of song that has made the If the child is below 18 then the parent parent has every right to do so. I think Ramones legends, as much for its has the right because the parent is the decision should be implemented. thundering guitars as for its unabashed responsible for the child. political commentary. Chris Merz (Junior/Engineering): Bobby Coleman (Junior/Physics): There aren't a lot of new tricks found Parents always have a right to put their I don't think sol For one, this will inhibit on Animal Boy, just typical vintage John Meex(Sophomore/Philosophy, children in private schools. As far as the child from what's going on in the Ramones. "Something to Believe In" Religion: Phil, and History): public schools I don't agree with that world. might rely too heavily on a warm I do not think that parents have the right decision. synthesizer for rhythm, but this saga to to do so, because this would say that Pat Harris (Junior/English(Pre-Law)): teenage angst is what rock and roll is they have the exclusive right to imbue I think it was simply a test case to test all about. or impress their beliefs or superstitions the validity in the Supreme Court. The There will always be trendy upon children who only happen to be Shirley Rogers (Senior/Psychology): parents have the right if they are superstars who appear long enough to their's because they fell from the womb I think the parents need to go to the narrow minded to do so. However, sell a million records before fading into of the female parent. These children school board where the decisions are legally they cannot keep the child out oblivion forever. Animal Boy proves that belong to no one in that we belong to made and work with them for any of school merely because they there will always be the Ramones. For no other people, including our parents. changes. disagree. this we should be thankful M 0 M D MEIiaKLfLT VILLAGE [UTC mi OAK graiiT 500 Palmetto Street Scrappy's Delivers Free Hot Dogs 2/$1.00 CallInTo with chili 25* OFF nam-6pm or cheese 2/$1.50 deliveries Order Daily before 12 pm Lunch Specials with chili and cheese $1.00 ea SPECIALS MONDAY- Monday Night Football-$2.75 pitcher after each TD. 5 minute limit

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The Moc(k) Halloween Issue Happy Halloween October 31, 1986 Chantek Returns: Primate Eludes Security by Hester "The Molester" Rodriguez window and slunked off into the night." After leading an early morning *•<»* UTC police, with reinforcements escape from Stuffey's Primate Center Eo / from Tennessee Temple security, in Atlanta,, Chantek was back on around midnight received reports that campus last week. »*^M Chantek was at an Oak Street party. "I learned a few things down there," • M M "*fo •jpa% "Well, we had him this time, only the signed Chantek Saturday in a tree fife*. kids throwing the party set the clock located outside Guerry Center. back right as we got there, so we ended "Darwin is right and I'm back here to up arriving an hour too early," said tell everyone." Likeman. After attending the football game I The trace of the renegade primate Saturday night, Chantek and friends ( ended there only to show up again at were seen letting the air out of the tires Wednesday night's concert in the of ETSU fans, and drinking beer at ( J$JBF 1 ^^1( Arena. "I've always liked Mickey, Scrappy's. Davey and the boys," signed Chantek. UTC police, cooperating with the •- "They don't Monkey around. Hey, hey, Georgia Highway Patrol, attempted to • LHLO here comes security. I'm outta here. apprehend the primate at Scrappy's. m i And tell Dr. Fossil Filson 'That horny -: "He was throwing darts upstairs when monkey' is back," he added as he we got there," said UTC police chief climbed out of sight again, as always Likeman, "but he climbed out the Chantek and his buddies return to choo-choo town. The trio, Primates from Hell, will be performing Friday night at Warner Park Zoo. one step ahead of the authorities. Student Gripe Association Food Services adds new grill senators hock around some more

by Tyke Da Weasle remembers what was discussed. "We The Student Gripe Association had a great time and a lot of work was started off on a quiet note Tuesday accomplished but we just can't afternoon as the committee heads remember." Committee members gave their weekly reports. Chairman of Skeeter Butts and Greatly Dunk left the Procedures, Frilly Mushroomy, said her meeting to go to Scrappy's to see if Joe committee had interviewed every overheard the conversation. student at UTC and urged President Scout Hammertoe, head of Spike Flyer to make his appointments academic affairs, said his committee soon. "We've run out of people to discussed the Outstanding Seniors interview," said Mushroomy. "All that Awards. Committee member, "Dig-up- is left is faculty and staff." Mushroomy scoop" Pigknees said he researched also stressed the fact that her the bill and found some problems. committee worked really hard and said "Something is amiss," said Pigknees. they all should be commended. "Senator Hammertoe is up for every Campus Observation chairman, award." Senator Hammertoe replied Simile Broadsky, reported that his that his bill doesn't say a specific field committee is working on a bill but any field. "I went to every field in sponsored by Senator Gentle Ben this area," said Hammertoe, "and I Leewards. The bill will enable us to was out standing in each one." video tape a day in the life of every Projects committee chair, Janoose student on campus. Senator Leeward The-point-is-Moot-on, said her stressed the importance of this bill. committee discussed Senator Knave "The video camera is a learning tool to Skywalker's bill. Senator Sky walker be used by all the students," said drew up a bill expressing senate To the delight of these students Food Services opened The Internal Flame Leewards. "After being videotaped the disapproval of the recent Lupton grill and picnic area near parking lot 5 outside the University Center. students can watch themselves on Library's secession from the union. Security encourages all students to eat at the new grill, stay a long time T.V." "The library cannot be permitted to with their cars parked at expired meters, and get lots of tickets. Bull Fosterlager, chairman of exist as a sovereign nation at UTC entertainment, said his committee met at Scrappy's last night, but no one con't. to p.2 2a/The University Ghoul October 31, 1986 News Quiz Things done/things to come

by Alyce Morey Starrstruck shoulder beaded gown with a dropped Lifestyles/Foreign Relations Writer bodice. The first big fete of the Fall session Money raised went to fund a was the gala Library Ball. The height' scholarship to the Fashion of the ball was the announcement of Merchandising College of Moscow. new library policy. The scholarships will go to an aspiring "To continue to better serve the very Marxist student desiring a career in important needs of our students, the fashion design. library will now open for two hours each Phi Phi Phi Phi Sorority will be week," said Dean of Tomes McCurthy. sponsoring a workshop to discredit The festive mood was further myths about sorority girls. The dampened when Dean McCurthy said workshop will open with a tea next library fines would be entered on Monday to be followed by a fashion student's credit histories. show and make-up course. Homecoming festivities were Important issues to be discussed enhanced by the Miles Standish include "Sororities and South Africa," Society's Fashion-Decorator Show. "Sororities Role in Contra-aid," and The theme was "Famous Marxists of "Cute Girls Against Pornography." Fashion." The show was topped off The really big topper will be a with Society Coordinator Juan Creeps' roundtable discussion, "Peroxide and imitation of Joseph Stalin modeling a Infertility, Is There a Link?" Chanel suit ensemble. Daniel Ortega Please make plans to attend now. really stole the show with an off-the- Fun Thorn, Rolling and Rabbit announce This is a picture of: a. the Nave Robust fan club; b. the next homecoming late gubernatorial candidacy pageant; c. attendance at a recent Centennial event; or d. all the seniors at December's graduation. Sound year for choir by Smell E. Bottom just need some serious farters, not the Echo Underground Reporter weekend chili sort. Once you get After apparently bottoming out last started the flatulation choir is really year, UTC's own flatulation choir is now easy to stick to." pooting happily along with a state Anyone interested in joining the choir victory already under their trousers. or in tickets to this weekend's match "I feel like we're really in the running can find Kolling in the soundproof room this year," said fourth year captain Kathy of the Fine Arts Center. "Come be a 'Poof Kolling. "We're having regular bun—join the fun!" Kolling concluded. practices now instead of the spurts we were prone to last year." Kolling is leaking confidence (among SGA con't. from p.1 other things) in this years team. "We've even if it's been acting like one for never farted better. If we can just keep years," said Skywalker. "Next you'll those bottoms healthy I think we will see the Block Scholars setting up a leave a real smell in the regional principality on the hill." tournament this season," Kolling said. In executive reports, President Spike The captain is also really oozing Flyer was unable to speak since his about co-captain Cheryl 'bottom like foot was stuck in his mouth after stating Vanna White' Wontit. "What a stud that UTC was a 4-year junior college. muffin! Her solo of The Way We Were Treasurer Mucky Overbearing said UTC professor Fun Thorn (I) after encouragment from state campaign always brings my hand to my nose and that the Senate was broke. "I don't coordinator Ned Rolling (r) and campus campaign coordinator Floyd tears to my eyes," confessed Kolling. know what happened," said Rabbit (not pictured) announced his plans to run in next week's The overly modest Wontit said, "yea, Overbearing. "I guess I governor's election. I'm good." miscalculated." Wontit thinks the choir is going to There was only one bill on the Wanted: New Faulty Adviser "kick some butt" at the inter-state agenda Tuesday afternoon, proposed competition. "We'll be farting both old by Senator Mulligan. Mulligan time favorites, church hymms and proposed that the senate be dissolved Do you get your hair cut at least once a year? some blues along with some of our own for the sake of peace, unity, love of life, original tunes. I myself wrote our grand and Utopia. Senator Amend Rickets Do you enjoy working with 80s children? finale / Smell You From Afar and Hopestate d a point-of-order; "You can't do You'll Stay There. that," said Rickets. Vice-president Tall The season is nearly over for this Mudpig ruled Mulligan's bill out-of- Stop screaming at people in class and take year butt following the break for flu order. a chance. season the choir will return for Spring Senator Hark Mopkins moved for competitions. "New members are adjournment and the motion was Come by the Ghoul office and eat a salad. always welcome," Kolling said, "we seconded by Mushroomy. Tired of trying to get a British accent off of MTV and Monty Python? FAMOUS EXCUSES FROM FRIENDS TO FRIENDS: I like my dates to be thin. It doesn't cost much when we go out to dinner. It's O.K. I'm studying for my anatomy lab test. But this way I'm never interrupted. Do you know how hard it is to find a good dancer? I only had to buy flowers, once. And I w You can leave the hills of East always know where to find her. u Tennessee and speak like the But I never liked french T queen in a year! kissing anyway. W She has never E Special courses in hair L said lightening and drinking to the no. point of brain damage G R A I N S (Contact Princess "Di" Old tor FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS more information and a good frT T laugh.) DATE DEAD PEOPLE Mock Dart Board Crimebusters proudly announces that the case of the vandalized satellite dish (see Echo Issue Oct. 3) has been solved. The North wind has been arrested and charged with erroneous blowing.

A self-help group will meet in the Raccoon Mountain room, Friday, Oct. 31 at 7 p.m. for those suffering from misuse and abuse of The confederation of Students against Pornography will be cigarettes and/or diet drinks. Guest speakers will include Whoopi sponsoring Rev. Timmy Joe Harvey to speak at 7 p.m. in the White talking on the misuse of both cigarettes and diet drinks and University Center. The topic will be, "Pornography and Nuclear Pootwad Butch-er on the abuse of diet drinks and friends. War: It's true."

Emelda Marcos will be in the Tennessee room Friday, Oct. 31 at 4 p.m. to donate 600 pairs of tennis shoes to Spunky Smythe, Students for a Marxist America will hold a Freedom of Speech University Center director. Rally next Tuesday at 1 p.m. on the library steps. The student body is invited to attend their hangings afterwards. The University Echo will sponsor "Student Grumble Day" so that the Echo staff can voice complaints concerning SGA. Anyone wishing to appeal his or her grades should submit them NOTICE: Will the party or parties responsible for their daily blowing to the Miss UTC Pageant scorers before January 1. out of the "Eternal Flame of Higher Education," please cease and desist. The torch bearer from UT-Knoxville, suffering from chronic shin-splints, has resigned. The University Evangelical Association is offering a free seminar on "Study Through Prayer" Wednesday in the Upper Room of the University Center. Admission is free, with a $100 donation. History professor Dr. Harry Mingle will be protesting Nicaragua, Reagan, Grenada, South Africa, Lookout Mountain, Libya, Nuclear War, Free Silver, The Spanish-American War, The Viet Nam War, Gubernatorial candidate Net Ron MacDonakJ will 'belly up' to the UTC administration, mushy candy bars, long hair, parades with bar at Scrappy's and serve Busch and Budweiser beer to all eligible guns, anchovies on pizza, narrow ties, and anything else he can voters on Friday Oct. 31 at 8:00 p.m. or maybe earlier if Net is think of Monday, Nov.3 at 1 p.m. at the bus stop in front of Brock thirsty. Hall. People wanting to attend should bring their lunch and some bus tokens. Gubernatorial candidate Winface Dunnbo will present his popular Tax Shelter Seminar on Friday Oct. 31 at all HCA hospitals in Chattanooga. FEATURES HOODOO 'Bookstore Man' Competition set to begin

by Whoopi White sp The University Ghoul is proud to announce that it is sponsoring a contest for the "worst dressed man" on the UTC campus. Several applications have already been filed. D Co-sponsor for the contest is the Bookstore and the winner will be crowned The Bookstore Man. To qualify for The Bookstore Man \ contest you must be affiliated with the UTC campus in some capacity or by Angela Betty Bump another, whether it be full, part, or no The role of the GDI on campus is time student; full time, adjunct, or becoming more and more unclear as residing in China faculty; full time or on the role of the Greeks becomes more occasion a member of the unclear, according to Ben Fitzstien. administration (unless you need to take Fitzstien has been on this campus for the afternoon off to compete in other the past eight years and is one of the contests concerning clothes which most vocal GDIs. would constitute immediate "It used to be easy to be GDI. All you disqualification); or various and sundry had to do was hate the fraternities and other campus jobs. the sororities. Now all these nice and You must possess bad taste in normal geeks are becoming greeks. choosing your clothing. Matched Even the new GDIs are nice. They call wardrobes, including navy blazers, themselves Gosh Darn Independents khaki trousers, or suits that are color instead of the traditional 9$7 DA698$ coordinated to match the grass cloth Independents. It makes me sick." wall covering in one's office will not be Fitzstien said this trend toward tolerated. niceness and high standards may The Bookstore Man will NOT be a eventually kill off the GDI way of life on yuppie; he must possess those campus. qualities reminiscent of the sixties era: long (unless balding) unkempt hair, a There would be an extracted various assortment of faded T-shirts, qoute here if there was one worth and at least two pair of stoned washed pulling. jeans. Ownership of socks is not —The Ghoul Editor tolerated. Beards would be a definite asset, "It used to be we (GDIs) would go to however are not a requirement. all of the events on campus—like Suspenders are nice, but must boast football games—and really get on the of a certain patina. One Bookstore Man Could this be the next Bookstore Man? Greeks. You know, sit in groups of no applicant registered while wearing a Contestants owning or wearing safari —brown Chevelle. more than three and talk about what pair of red suspenders with matching hats are not eligible. Applicants should apply by 12 stuck-up rich snobby »»(«3°( the red pants and was promptly It would also be helpful to own a midnight, Oct. 31 in Room 721, Grote Pikes were or how the Sigma Chi's had disqualified although he had a nice certain type of automobile. For Hall. to pay girls to go out with them. beard and overtones of a 60s man. example, one contestant drives a 1972 "Now these guys spend all their time helping out some charity. It makes me policies. What the hell are we sick to my stomach. How can you hate supposed to do about that—hate 'em? Plastic Surgery Can Help some guy that's running a marathon to "I tell ya man, about the only thing raise money for a handicapped kid?" we can really make fun of now is the One of the major reasons for the stupid clothes they wear. Have you changing roles of the Greeks is the seen them? Shorts with their pressure to remove alcohol from the underwear hanging out. Oh, and God, • Does your face look like parties, according to Fitzstien. those girls' shorts that the guys are "One of the best things that GDIs wearing. You know the ones with the this? used to do was go to the Frat parties flowers all over them and they come and watch those guys and girls get down to the knees? I think they call really fizz-eyed. They'd start laughing them Spams. Those things may be the • Are you shunned by and dancing and then before long at only thing that can save the whole GDI family and friends? least two of them would lose their system. No self respecting human groceries on the couch. It was great. would want to look like some tropical You'd see this guy in class trying to be potted plant." •Do you have to wear a Mr. Cool and then you'd see him wiping When asked to do the GDI yell his face on some girl's shoes. Fitzstien stared straight ahead and bag over your head in "You go to one of their parties now then said, "OK, it's *"• you. We don't public? and it's cookies and punch and they're do cheers." sitting on the nice clean couch talking Don't put up with being laughed at. Come by the Biology dissecting about grades or Reagan's Mid-East lab today Ask to see Doctor Head Warts •''*%£***'*'' •^^N.-.1'"'?"*.;'..,;

*?w.I October 31, 1986 The University Ghoul/5b Tune Ghoulish Gossip How do you judge the quality of education at UTC? Review Answers: Chancellor Bigbear: UTC is one of the finest universities in one of the finest cities in one of the finest states in the finest country in the world. REVIEW- A-CAR Dean Renaissance: UTC is one of the by Barely W finest universities in one of the finest Monday afternoon those fortunate to cities in one of the finest states in the be on Vine Street were treated to a finest country in the world. musical performance of unbelievable mastery and near perfection as a blue Shanghai Smythe: UTC is one of the 1984 Pontiac drove down the street finest universities in one of the finest with its radio blaring. Gemcom: The Travelers Short­ cities in one of the finest states in the Willy Overbearing The pure vitality of the performance finest country in the world. cut Method to Functional was something rarely seen at UTC and Joe Bloe (Student at large): The quality of what? All I know is that the German never before seen from the office Nave Robust: Urn, I just came back social aspects of UTC are great! reviewed by Missionary P. Ridge where one could look across the street from lunch and uh, I haven't had time The undenied obscurity of this album and perhaps, one day, with a little luck, to ask, urn, think about it. I really don't Betty Gammarho: Well, I love UTC indicates that it must be a classic. The see a little girl changing. have an opinion. extreme unpopularity of it guarantees The show started off with "Hard Core and my sisters at the sorority give me that it is. Reggae" off of the Fat Boys second everything to live for. They, like, make Side one is truly a classic among album The Fat Boys Are Back (which me keep up my grades and help plan foreiqn language tapes. The first cut by the way is really good, at least that's my social life. This sisterly love is "Being Polite" with such verses as what my brothers and Rolling Stone awesome you knowl Like, what would "Gutten tat," which means good day say, so it must be true). I be without them? and also goodbye, and "The word for The tonality and sound structure please is Bitte" sets the tempo for the were excellent as the reggae, yet up­ whole album. The slow German, tempo, beat blared out of the car's repetitive pronunciations interspersed open windows. The University Ghoul with English explanations, is typically The next song was George Clinton's Editor-in-Chef Whopi Dill income Manager Princess Old Gemcom and becomes a recurring "Atomic Dog"—a recent offering Spike Flyer theme throughout both sides of the reminiscent of his old Funkadelic days Sex Editor Blue Wrong (that's what Rolling Stone said.) It is Spike Flyer: The quality of Creatures Editor Barely Vt inch album. Shorts Editor Pill Harass By far the best cut on this side, and everything Funkadelic was, with education—Well, the only thing I have Stick Figures Editor Lensc Buick perhaps the whole album, is the fourth excellent tonality and sound structure. to say is that they accepted me. And Sloppy Editor Heinous Yak-yak cut "Money." While this is surely Halfway through "Atomic Dog" there the students, well, they voted for me. Sloppy Editor-to-be Skipi Chaste-ton inspired by the Pink Floyd classic of the was a 10-minute intermission as the I don't like Chattanooga anyway. Faulty Advisor Bob Darling Esq. Yuppie Consultant Kate Kitchen Sink same name, Gemcom's version seems driver went into the University Center. more alive without Pink Floyd's When the driver returned, the Willy Overbearing: The quality of gratuitous cash register bells and concert experienced a change of pace education is what America is all about. 755-POLZ music. as the excellent tonality and sound The United States was founded by great men who knew that the freedom The opinions expressed in Tbt llnlitnlty Ghoul are those The second side has more of the structure of Hank Williams, Jr.'s "All of ihc individual writers' mothers and do not necessarily reflect same style with different basic themes, My Rowdy Friends Have Settled to learn is one of our inalienable rights the opinions of the person or any one except perhaps our faulty Down" drifted out of the car. (There that everyone deserves and as former adviser who tends not to have his own opinions anyway The which is another of the band's publication is toilet paper published ni-annually during the trademarks. "At the Hotel" and was not a Rolling Stone article on this President of the Student Gripe Chinese new year one and my brothers have not heard it Association.... The Oboul shuns tetters to the editor, but all tenets must beat "Eating Out" are well worth listening the writers' name, address. V x 7" glossy photo and tetephoar to again and again, as is "Finding Your either so that's all there is.) Cool Breeze: Man, I don't know. Well, numher for the Creatures editor and Sex editor who ate desperate for dates Anonymous letters will be printed with Way"—a chilling ballad of fear and For added effect, city officials man, it's cool to be in school, you know. names we make up to ridicule people we know but don I really apprehension at finding yourself lost in cleaned Vine Street and University It's real laid back for sure but some of like. Names will not be withheld at the editor s dtscrctior officials planted plants and grass. because she has none tetters should be brief. 2SO words or lest a foreign country. the profs really bum me, you know. because students here don't have a toon enough attention spar Perhaps the most innovative of all for any more than that They should not contain words ovet five letters so all students will have an equal opportunuy le Gemcom's songs are the final cuts on 5 cents off Sea Breeze: Oh wow, I never really understand them. We reserveth e right to mis COM the letter ami both sides: Review I and Review II. In -COUPON- thought about it. My squeeze, Cool to add grammatical errors, libelous statements and imall) these cuts, the band sums up the Breeze, thinks its really happenin'. I fictitious trash about your family, friends and sexual habits For Absolutely Nothing letters and advertising must be personally delivered to tot whole side for the listener repeating just like to "beez" around and catch Faculty rcstroom In Holt Hall between the hours of * a a —* basic themes. The tendency is the action. a m Monday for publication the following year unfortunately to get heavy-handed and drill themes into the listener's head too Schlemiel U. Norman Nebbish much, distracting from the simplicity fo T>«n* *U»rYI... the album. It is hoped the band can tone down this innovation for later UKfcD «$&**• ~W albums. All-in-all this album is well worth listening to. Unfortunately, like most iff*'* •?/ foreign albums it is hard to find. But if you do, it is well worth it. S XI j- ORUM CONJURATION UTC/Echo Editor Celebrate Centennial The University of Tennessee at and senility, are obvious: everyday being mistaken for a university only live once and I haven't got Chattanooga and I, editor of the (sometimes twice in an hour) professor. I confess I have much time left anyway. Echo have something in common. claiming to be a different age; occasionally, secretly, in the privacy Sometimes I almost feel young We are both celebrating 100 years hiding my driver's license because of my own rented home again until I hear "Granny" of existence. This week I want to I'm paranoid the staff will discover experienced maybe one of these whispered behind my back or my examine why the University has the truth; forgetting people's symptoms. The University has hearing aid goes on the fritz or my aged so much more gracefully than names, important meetings and to experienced none of these. wheel chair gets stuck or I pee I. change my underwear; low sex I had some misgivings about uncontrollably all over myself or.... The signs of my disease, old age drive; a constant wrinkled pout; and taking this position. The staff is Well, I guess all I really wanted younger than my daughter and I to do is invite you all to attend my can't spank them like I do her. own centennial celebration at the When I realized I could hold their Play Late Club this weekend...and Right or Not Good Enough paychecks (sort of like an to wish UTC for the tenth time this allowance), I decided, why not. You year, a very Happy Birthday. RRROARRRGH" Godzilla vs. King Kong by Tim "Dave" Smile one more. The other morning I was up waiting I was thinking about this when I for the 3 a.m. movie to start on noticed a hilarious glance that Dave television when I started thinking about gave Paul Schafer that I didn't notice life. It was gonna be a Godzilla flick. before. It was one of those sideways You can learn a lot about life from glances with the eyebrows raised and Godzilla. You can learn about good the forehead all kneaded up. I pushed and evil and right and wrong and just the pause on the remote and laughed all kinds of other valuable lessons on at it for five minutes. I love remote morals. Most importantly you can learn control, don't you? I wonder how that no matter what, you should never people in the past got along without give up. Here was a lizard, through no remote control. My mom said she fault of his own (it wasn't his fault that didn't even have cable so she couldn't some politician detonated a nuclear watch movies at 3 a.m. I love hearing bomb), who was horribly mutated and her tell stories of life BD (Before Dave). yet he kept fighting for what he I love the sound that the padding my believed in. footsies makes when I shuffle to the Even though little humans kept bathroom. My roomate hates it but he throwing tooth picks at him and tried to shouldn't be asleep. He's missing get him to walk through an electrified some valuable lessons in life by parking lot, he kept moving forward and sleeping through television. I'll trying to get on with life. probably have to wake him up again so Anyway, while I was watching that that he won't miss Voltran tomorrow. night's Letterman show, which I'd I really hate it when all these hippies taped, for the third time (I hate to miss and yuppie-types say that today's even one of his hilarious facial cartoons are not as good as the old expressions), I was thinking about ones. Some of these so-called things. I was thinking why couldn't "children of the 60s" claim that shows Faculty Sound-off Letterman be on twice a day like Wheel like Voltran and the Smurfs are just by I.M. Staff, A.B.O. (all but dissertation) significance. Of Fortune is, and why is it so hard to brain fodder for children. Nonsense. I wish to address what I see as three From my own university professor's breathe when I wear my Captain These soon-to-be classics will replace of the tantamount catastrophic perspective a fundamental issue Marvel pajamas anymore. I love those the Three Stooges and Bugs Bunny in problems facing the UTC faculty: 1. should be faced: Why don't professors PJs, as my grandma calls them. the four o'clock time slot five days a Class load. 2. Athletics vs. Academics get free basketball and football tickets? They're red, white and blue and they week before long. 3. Politics. I hear about all these boosters giving have little footsies so my feet don't get The best thing about writing a First and foremost the class load at money to athletes and all this money cold. column like this one is that I get to use UTC is unbelievably hard. I teach athletic programs are bringing in and Then I started wondering why all the quotes from some obscure author that classes in virtually every department, yet none of that money ever ends up fast food restaurants don't put ketchup causes you guys to stop and try and every semester. Just last semester I coming my way. I mean if I got free with your to-go orders anymore. Who figure out what the heck it means. I've taught over 20 HPER classes and most tickets I would surely attend more eats french fries without ketchup. I been dying to use one from Oscar of those were 100 level courses. In fact, games, become better acquainted with think it's a sad testimonial to the state Wilde (at least that's who says it on my I rarely teach the fun upper level athletes, teach them more and they of affairs in the business world when Monty Python album), but I haven't courses. Of course I have no time for would have less problems in school. McDonalds is too cheap to spend the found the right situation, so I'll use it research or publishing. I wish I had The final problem I wish to address few extra pennies to give everyone now. "The only thing in the world worse time to watch T.V. I haven't seen the is politics. Being in a university ketchup for their fries. How many times than being talked about is not being A-Team in two years...I heard they all environment has allowed me to realize have you gotten on the freeway and talked about." Oh golly, I love that got caught and were facing a firing what a true schmuck the President, realized you'd have to eat your fries quote. That's what Dave would say— squad. I wonder what Murdock did? Congress, Supreme Court, Governor, dry? Even worse than that is the way Oh golly. Another major problem here and at State Legislature, and Mayor all are. If Taco Bell hordes their taco sauce. You know what else Dave would most universities is athletics versus they were any kind of statesmen at all Golly, you just about have to give blood academics. In the wake of so many they could decrease my class load or f say? We're having more fun than o get more than one. Ask the girl for humans should have. Which brings me recent NCAA probes and reports about get me free tickets to football and some extra and she acts like she's back to Godzilla. Godzilla wasn't a the abuses of college athletic basketball games. been slapp nd then she hands you human but he sure had fun. programs, this issue takes on added SPORTS DIABOLISM JOCK(EY) SHORTS Cruel Oar What?

by Fruit de la Loom with a plastic tug boat in the bathtub Echo Underware Man also blamed Wanker. "Ever since we The UTC Rowboat Club splashed to an put that "I heart pilots" bumper sticker embarassing finish this past week in on her car she's been wetting herself Podunk, GA, by tipping over only when she sees a helicopter. This time m inches from the dock. Stroker Jenny 'Plump Red Juicy Apple' Smez blamed she was so excited she wet us all," said the incident on number two rowboater Packrat. "And I'm not the Provost's Sherri Wanker. "We had just pushed daughter, really I'm not. Hey will you off when four Huey Helicopters flew print that for me? 'Cause I'm not, overhead. Wanker must have thought really." she knew them because she jumped Mary Go-go. the number three up and down and started undressing," rowboater said plans were being made Smez explained. to fix Wanker for good. She also said Wanker, traveling to Michigan for this Packrat is indeed the Provost's weekend's game since her roomates daughter but she hides it well. "I can't have banned her from the apartment give exact details or even Wanker on football Saturdays, could not be might figure it out," Go-go confided, • The Mocs have signed Jerry "Big" McCarthy commented on Byrd who reached for comment. "but Smez and I are working in the Byrd to a basketball letter of intent. was honored in a parade here this The rowboat coxswain Dawn 'I'm not engineering lab night and day to get it Byrd, the brother of Boston Celtic Larry weekend. "He definitely has the ability the Provost's Daughter, Really' worked out. I will tell you it involves her Byrd, has one year left at Holly Farms but he needs to hit the weights to Packrat, interviewed while she played personalized bowling ball." High School. UTC Coach Mack strengthen his legs." UTC Walleyballers take TN Temp Volleyball action was fierce this week as the UTC lady Spikers engaged in hand-to-hand combat with the women of Tennessee Templeton. Volleyball, not generally regarded as a contact sport, reached new heights as the players from both teams wielded the chairs and spectators like baseball bats. Lady Moc coach and hot dog vendor Toni Jaded does not understand how the riot erupted. "They (Templeton) were decked out in ankle length black skirts, quite attractive really. My own girls were in a lovely navy blue, just over the knee number. I think the uniforms are very tasteful, they aren't the off-the-shoulder, tight waisted job- bie that I'd hope for, but we do look most respectable." Tn. Templeton's coach Ms. Per Fish Story Rude claims Moc spiker San D. Wan- UTC Chancellor Bigbear tit made a pass at her entire team by won the National Faculty Bodybuilding • The UTC bass fishing team won the rolling her sweatsuit bottoms above her Contest held last Saturday at Peabody annual Southern Conference bass knees during the warm-up. "Even my University. fishing tournament for their first well-disciplined, upright young girls n addition to being named championship in school history. Coach could not control themselves. Those "Professor Universe," Bigbear won the Jimmy Carter, in his first winning tacky new warm-up suits turned from best smile competition and was voted season since the 1976 election, comic to...well...flirty and suggestive Most Congenial by his fellow commented on the win. "I was so the way Wantit wore it," said Rude. contestants. happy I pulled out my vintage cases of Wantit is expected to be expelled Billy Beer and passed cans out to Bigbear scoffed at rumors he had from Volleyball play due to her overt flir- everyone." used steroids. "20 pushups per day tatiousness and will be sent to a private and plenty of buttermilk, combread and The Mocs were thought to have finishing school in Virginia probably finished second until it was discovered grits are what got me into this shape." majoring in dried flower arrangements that first place Marshall had three huge and silver polishing. carp included in the final weiqh-in. 8a/The University Ghoul October 31, 1986 No-sports trophy for UTC More Mural Action Intramural action continued this well publicized, was open to all by Sparky Sportsmonger week with two new and exciting events. students. "All-around Spastics," as the • The UTC athletic program has won single run through the entire 1986 The first was a competition open only event is called, requires apppearing the national no-sports trophy by season while the soccer team has not to physical plant employees. The event normal, maintaining a high GPA and sweeping honors in baseball, soccer, given up a single goal. called "Make UTC Look Like a Real still managing to do silly, stupid and swimming, and men's volleyball. The swimming team and men's University" was an all night event physically or emotionally harmful deeds The baseball team did not give up a volleyball teams were also undefeated. beginning exactly 24 hours before the to oneself. The winner of the week long opening Centennial Event. The winn­ event has not yet been announced, but ing team, Amies Rent-a-Shrub, planted the leader, so far, who shall remain over one hundred shrubs, flowers and nameless has managed three qualify­ trees during the time period. Rent-a- ing deeds: 1) scoring a touchdown for Shrubs captain, Fer T. Liezer, said they the opposing football team; 2) tackling could have planted even more if they the opposing team's coach; and 3) hadn't known they would be removing tackling one of her own team members them again as soon as the Centennial while attempting to cheer her on. Events are over. The second new event, although not ATTENTION!!! Basketball Players!!

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by Phil Harris McGarrah on the Buc 23. Echo Sports Editor "We had our chance at the end and UTC suffered a tough loss last threw the interception on first down. Saturday to visiting East Tennessee We got the ball going in at the 20 earlier State as George Cimadevilla booted a and threw another interception on first 47-yard field goal with 47 seconds left down. You just can't do things like that in the game to give the Buccaneers an and expect to win," said Nix. "The way 18-17 win. things were going I thought they would The Mocs had led the entire contest hit the field goal." and had a 17-7 lead going into the final The Moc bright spot came in the quarter. second quarter when Andre Lockhart "It was the toughest loss by far this scampered around left end and dashed year," said a disappointed UTC head 96 yards for the Moc touchdown. The coach Buddy Nix. "We've been beat run was the longest run from this year by some good football teams scrimmage in UTC history. but East Tennessee is a team we UTC scored earlier in the game on should have beat." a first quarter 7-yard TD run by David "The field goal is not what beat us," Williams. Nix added. "It was us letting them get ETSU took a slice out of the Moc in the position to do it which we did all momentum by cutting the score to 14-7 night. It concerns me that we just can't with only 38 seconds to go in the first seem to stop the running teams." half. Again it was Morgan who ran for ETSU quarterback Jeff Morgan ran a 7-yard touchdown, his first of two. 13 times for 90 yards and two Dennis Waters made it 17-7 with a touchdowns including a 24-yarder with 32-yard field goal in the third but ETSU 10 minutes to go in the game which outscored UTC 11-0 in the nightmare brought the Bucs to within 17-13. His fourth quarter. pass to Herman Jacobs for the two The Mocs travel to Hunnington, West point conversion left ETSU down by Flipped Out! An unidentified ETSU defender is turned upside down by UTC's Scott Campbell Virginia, for tomorrow's 1 o'clock (73). David Williams (33) carries the ball while Steve Colwell (36) looks for someone to block. only two and a field goal away from matchup with Marshall who has never victory. beaten UTC in nine trys. "If their ETSU began its final drive with 5:14 players don't know that I'm sure they left in the game from its own 11 yard will let them know about it before we Women runners train for line. The Bucs moved to mid-field and play. They beat this same East kept the drive alive on a third down Tennessee team pretty bad at East Southern Conference meet 6-yard pass completion to Denny Tennessee so it certainly isn't going to by David Smith is in the afternoon. At 3:00 p.m. the Rebber to the Moc 42. ETSU moved to get any easier from here on out," said Imagine running from Chattanooga team assembles and goes on a run that the 29 before Cimadevilla kicked the Nix. to Knoxville and back. Not exactly your covers between 5 and 12 miles game winner. Southern Conference foes Furman Sunday afternoon stroll. Now consider depending on the day of the week. UTC did move to almost within field and Western Carolina also loom on the doing such a distance three times. Monday and Thursday are interval goal range in the closing seconds but horizon for the Mocs. Anyone who attempted that run, days. Monday, the team endures ten Tim Couch was victimized on a roughly 650 miles, would be a serious one-half mile repeats. Thursday they spectacular interception by Juan candidate for a hospital, either physical run four one-mile repeats. Following or mental, maybe both. By November each afternoon they go again to 15, the UTC women's cross country Maclellan gym for supplemental. Moc Roundball team will have run slightly more than The workout schedule, as explained 650 miles. Since August 25, the first by head coach Mike Wood, is designed day of practice, seven of the most to build strength and endurance during show hits the road competitive girls you could ever meet the beginning of the season, leg speed have been training and racing with and anaerobic endurance during the by Phil Harris scrimmages before playing the annual hopes of a high placing at the Southern middle portion and allow for recovery The UTC basketball Mocs are hitting Blue-Gold game here on Nov. 11. Conference meet November 1. at the end of the season. The ultimate the road before the season even begins UTC plays in Whitwell, Tenn., on Their day routinely begins at goal is to do a heavy workload in the playing four intersquad exhibition Tuesday at 7 p.m. where the game is approximately 6:30 a.m. when the beginning in order for the body to games in cities surrounding already sold out. alarm sounds signaling it's time to become accustomed to such a routine. Chattanooga. "I really feel that what we are head for practice. Of course, that is Then as the seasons most important The Blue and Gold squared off in attempting to do is a step in the positive only the case if they live on campus. meets arrive the training is reduced. Dalton, Ga., before about 500 fans last direction," said Coach Mack McCarthy. In the cases of Mary Christison and The body then begins to build itself Monday with the Gold team winning "There are a lot of people that do not Suellen Guerard, who commute, the back to a level that will allow it to 52-49. know how good our basketball program day starts closer to 5:30. Their morning perform at its maximum. But, as any Newcomer Morris Lyons led the way is. These games will give them a run covers 4-5 miles and then they coach will tell you, a system will only with 17 points. The junior college chance to find out. I'm really excited head over to Maclellan gym for work when the athletes discipline transfer could be a helpful addition to and looking forward to meeting many supplemental. Supplemental? Yeah, themselves and apply it properly. And the 86-87 Mocs. new fans." you know, 100 situps, 25 chinups and the girls at UTC are a very disciplined The Gold also beat the Blue in the The Mocs will play at Rhea County 25 pushups. Sounds like basic training. bunch. Roundhouse 54-52 before the UTC- High School at 7 p.m. on Thursday and Oh, but it gets better. The two seniors are Suellen Guerard ETSU football game. will play at Cleveland High School at The morning workout is actually the The Mocs will play three more 7:30 p.m. on Nov. 18. easy one of the day. The 'real' workout con't. to p.14 14 The University Echo/October 31, 1986

Runners con't. from p. 13 Though she refuses to let it bother her, Bumgamer, Mary Christison and Emily with a hip problem all season but, taking care of a 3-year-old child, going Romines. These girls comprise 60 according to her coaches, has pushed and Leigh Ann Davenport. Though to school full time, commuting to percent of the top five and are proving herself far more than what they have Davenport, a former GPS runner, has campus and running on the team is a to be a dependable nucleus. Romines expected. been unable to compete this fall schedule sometimes beyond belief. has suffered with injuries the last two "With the attitudes the girls have it's because of a kidney infection, she has Guerard came back last year from seasons but has still found the really not surprising that we see such been a help nonetheless. having been out of running for three fortitude to help the Lady Mocs stay tenacity. After a while, it becomes a "Leigh Ann has run a couple of our years, and has been either the number competitive in the conference. While situation where none of the girls want Monday and Thursday workouts and one or two finisher for the Lady Mocs the other girls run, Romines has to be the one who gives in. We have showed considerable toughness. It's each race. followed a strict regimen of swimming, more difficulty getting them to rest and very difficult to do a workout like those There is one junior, Cheryl Foree, biking and supplemental. take it easy than we do with anything under the conditions that she has had who started running again on a team Christison and Bumgamer both have else," said head coach Mike Wood. to deal with," said assistant coach for the first time since high school. With additional circumstances that make Campbell, from Dalton, Ga., has David Smith. a full year behind her, expectations will their schedules even more impressive. battled with Guerard for the number Guerard is a unique story as well. be high for this determined runner, who Christison commutes each day from one spot all year. Campbell is the There aren't many people who fill a day has continued to improve all season. McMinn county. Awaking at 5:30 a.m., perfect leader by example said her with more activities than Guerard. The three sophomores are Cathy traveling, running at 7:00 a.m., going coaches. "Dee doesn't have to say to classes, running again at 3:00 p.m., anything. Her actions say everything," and then traveling back home can said Smith. I - -1 make for a long day. And of course, this "They are a great group to coach. does not take into account any They don't get a lot of headlines, but j j Chattanooga's largest studying she does upon arriving home. they don't let it bother them." ; | and most complete Now featuring Bumgamer maintains a similar Both UTC men's and women's cross hundreds of MCA schedule minus the commuting. She country teams were off this week in ii selection of LP's, does, however, hold down a part-time Cassettes, Compact titles at just preparation for tomorrow's Southern job as a waitress which consumes Conference Championships to be held Disks, 45's and 12" $3.99 ! more than enough time to keep her at Chattanooga's Moccasin Bend Dance Mixes. busy. course. Do these girls let if affect their The women's 5K race will begin at ftetttcL performances? "There are several 10 a.m. while the men's 8K race will get 5968 Brainerd Rd 5035 Hixson Pike circumstances that the girls could allow started at 10:45. Last year ETSU took to hinder their training and racing but both division titles. 899-CATS 870-CATS they refuse to buckle under. They're very tough mentally and physically," SELECTION, CAT'S HAS IT! said Smith. Completing the team are ra^vw»»VAr^yiMss»s«s»s»g«S3<33$wthe two freshmen, Joy Stetson and Deanna Campbell. Stetson has run

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by Phil Harris Echo Sports Editor Willie Greenway, number 38 on the UTC football roster, is second in total tackles in the Southern Conference despite being only a sophomore in his first year as a starter for the Moc defense. Through seven games Willie has 35 tackles and 62 assists for 97 total tackles. He has recorded one sack, made five tackles for lost yardage, caused a fumble, recovered two Willie ureenway fumbles, and has blocked a punt. tackles. At my position I go where the When asked if he was surprised to ball is unless I'm keying on someone." find that he is second in tackles, Greenway is a tremendously hard Greenway said, "Yes, I really was. I hitter when he finds the ball, as just go out and try to contribute to the Southern conference runners will team. Last year I made 14 tackles on testify. the specialty teams and this year I'm He came to UTC out of Newnan High trying to make the most out of my School in Newnan, Ga., where he Lady Moc Stephanie Lewis and Sandy Wanat struggle to return a shot. starting position." earned a spot in the Georgia North- Last year Greenway played behind South All-Star game. the talented Glen Richardson but made Greenway is the son of former New Lady Mocs Split Pair the most of what playing time he Orleans Saints tight end Willie The Lady Mocs drew a split in their game which was played after this issue received. This year he was the hands Greenway who, along with Willie's two games last week losing to went to print. The Lady Mocs have a down choice for the inside linebacker mother, attends every UTC home Appalachian State 3-1 and then 2-2 conference record and will travel to position. game. defeating Carson-Newman 3-1. Marshall tomorrow for the final regular Only senior Scott Thompson of The With Greenway's blazing 4-6/40, one Once again Stephanie Lewis had an season game. Citadel has more tackles than must wonder if he could be the outstanding week to lead the Lady UTC will take part in the Southern Greenway in the Southern Conference offensive star his father was, but for the Mocs. Conference in Greenville, South and the top spot is where Greenway time being the Mocs are more than UTC now owns a 15-5 overall record Carolina on November 7. would like to be. "The best way for me happy to have him on the defensive going into the Alabama-Huntsville to help the team is to make a lot of side of the ball. , ++*++++++++^*^*^*+*++*4+^*+4^***+*++*4+4+*4++****^*+*4+***++4+*4+*^*^******+

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