Keeping the COMMONWEALTH Relevant
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SEMESTER 1 WEEK 6 14 APRIL 2010 Keeping The COM MONWEALTH Relevant Interview with Mick Mundine Bar Fight: Monarchy v. Republic Gauntlet: Yes Man challenge Union: the fight for Boardom begins 2 This Week's: Things we regret typingCONTENTS into Google Images: Legs Akimbo BACK FROM EASTER BREAK Best Haircut: Lin Yu Chun’s astonishing bowlcut. His performance of “I HONI SOIT, EDITION 5 Will Always Love You” is similarly breathtaking. 14 APRIL 2010 Somewhat Racsist Youtube Video Of the Week: “Giant Hole”, the Enlgish “translation” of A.R. Rahman’s “Jai Ho” The Profile TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE Carmen Culina and Tony Mundine get 09 The Post 03 chummy. Missives or Epistles? The Arts-Hole The fight for the best synonym for letters 10 Bridie Connellan felt the attraction of the continues. The Uni-Cycle Edward Sharpe & Magnetic Zeros. 04 Hannah Lee thinks superheroes should stay Sheenal Singh has a bad back. superheroey. Tim Whelan topped the state in Frogger on the Ruby Prosser does not want to hear about ATAR. how “hectic” Stereosonic was. Elle Jones went to Easter mass and a debating Aleks Wansbrough tries a little tenderness. competition. In short, a mass... Daniel Zwi goes Cloud watching. Mekela Panditharatne got diplomatic in Diana Tjoeng develops Stockholm Syndrome. Taipei.Which is more than can be said for the Chinese. David Mulligan caused some public nuisance at Law Camp. The Mains 12 The Lodgers 06 Nicole Buskiewicz spent two hours with WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT Ted Talas got wet at a college event.The annual the Queen. STUPID EASTER SUIT? intercol rowing regatta. Ed McGrath experiences the revenge of the (travel) nerds. Joe Smith-Davies goes 12 rounds with Turnbull. (more) Usual Suspects 14 THE HYPOTHETICAL: Monica Connors sleeps in a buffalo carcass. Tom Marr and Joe Payten engage in Would you rather Vicariously. some constitutional fisticuffs. Ian Mack answers in the affirmative. Wheel a bin from Sydney to Brisbane OR The Usual Suspects Lars Oscar Hedstrom achieves a Daniel Zwi counts down the top five intergers. 07 Quantum of Solitaire. Drink all the bin juice in that bin Geddit? : FAQ David Mack is on a first slogan name basis with the Is the bin full of bin juice? No, but it contains the residue from a party to celebrate Union candidates. SRC 15 your possible trip to Brisbane. Danger! High Voltage! Ruby Prosser handles How long do I have to complete the journey? per diem and bush tucker. electrocution experimentation with care. SUPRA As long as you like- but you cannot get paid during that 18 Taryn Quarmby had an eggsellent Easter Show. time and must subsist on a modest Bletchley Park What happens when I get to Brisbane? 20 There is another bin waiting for you for the return journey. Riddle me that. Can I push the bin to raise awareness of a worthy No. Allan Border can walk for charity, but you just cause? can’t. The Garter 21 - 23 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Joe Smith-Davies EDITORS Bridie Connellan, Carmen Culina, Naomi Hart, Henry Hawthorne, Ben Jenkins, David Mack, Joe Payten, Anusha Rutnam, Diana Tjoeng REPORTERS Nicole Buskiewicz, Monica Connors, Lars Oscar Hedstrom, Hannah Lee, Tom Marr, Ed McGrath, David Mulligan, Mekela Panditharatne Ruby Prosser, Ted Talas, Aleks Wansbrough, Tim Whelan, Daniel Zwi CONTRIBUTORS Elle Jones, Ian Mack, Sheenal Singh, Taryn Quarmby PUZZLES & CROSSWORD Benny Davis, Mark Sutton everyone be nice to @Justin- Beiber and leave her alone! 4 minutes ago via web DISCLAIMER everyone be nice to @Justin- Honi Soit is published by the Students’ Representative Council, University of Sydney, Level 1 Wentworth Building, City Road, University of Sydney, Tranter and leave him alone! 22 minutes ago via web NSW, 2006. The SRC’s operation costs, space and administrative support are financed by the University of Sydney. The editors of Honi Soit and the SRC everyone throw stuff @Bill- acknowledge the traditional owners of this land, the Gadigal people of the Eora nation. Honi Soit is written, printed, and distributed on Aboriginal land. Kaulitz. He/She’s a real freak! Honi Soit is printed under the auspices of the SRC’s directors of student publications: Mel Brooks, Tim Mooney, Alistair Stephenson and Andy Thomas. 2 hours ago via web All expressions are published on the basis that they are not to be regarded as the opinions of the SRC unless specifically stated. The Council accepts no responsibility for the accuracy of any of the opinions or information contained within this newspaper, nor does it endorse any of the advertisements and insertions. The Post 3 Speaking Our boss CONTENTS of internet seems happy EDITORIAL HONI SOIT, EDITION 5 Dear Honi eds, Well may we say "God save the and he’s more important to the English 14 APRIL 2010 censorship Queen", because nothing will save anyway) and Prince Harry is the first Malcolm McLaren. It seems somewhat chav in the House of Windsor. Noice Thank you for your article regarding Just wanted to thank you all for The Internet Censorship (Issue 3, 17 March). fitting that the release of an Honi issue one, bruv. Garter Press each week. I have been featuring an insightful examination laughing my head off since you started of the merits of the Commonwealth However, if we do decide to suddenly 09 I believe that the internet is quickly doing those pages, which probably now should coincide with the death of the cut the corgi hair apron strings and spinning out of control. The internet explains for the spasm in my neck. irreverent (and sometime reluctant) make the Governor-General President of has become a haven for terrorist babysitter of the loudest, spottiest Australia, our head of state won’t exactly 10 networks, extreme religious groups Keep up the good work, I need more bunch of Lizzie-haters of all time, the be a huge departure from the present. and a myriad of other hate mongering laughter when the University is treasonous Sex Pistols. It may be 33 Instead of a sweet old lady whose name organisations. While child-pornography frustrating and annoying to deal with. years since the Pistols’ urine-stained starts with a “Q”, we’ll have a, err, well is obviously touted as the most coronation into the court of rock n’ that’s pretty much her to a high tee. compelling reason for regulation, I would roll, but it stills seems to me that the Looking forward to next week’s best accompaniment to the off-key On a more festive note, I hope argue dangerous and hate-mongering installment, caterwauling of rebellion is a decent everyone’s Easter was more chocolate religious and political groups are equally rhythm section and not a mobile video and bunny-filled than a Lindt factory as dangerous. Elly Howse camera and a Youtube account. run by Hugh Hefner’s ex-wives. The SRC President Easter “break” always seems something We are naïve in assuming this powerful All bollocks aside, my position on of a misnomer as Professor Buzz technology can continue without proper the whole “Monarchy vs Republic” Killington and his cronies generally pile regulation by governments. In this Probably a debate wavers about as much as on the work and you end up staring situation, the free-speech argument public opinion on whether or not pretty vacantly at 4 billion Powerpoint 12 is dubious and unconvincing. The Prince Harry is actually a racist. I slides rather than holidaying in the fake, but nice must admit I quite like Little Queenie, sun. Anyways, you’re back, we’re back principle of free-speech in its absolute especially given her disdain for Rolf and soon we’ll have a new netsight form cannot dictate our approach to nonetheless Harris’s frightful daubs, but I a don’t too. Expect a launch party with guest technology like the internet because the Hi Honi Soit, really think much of the rest of them. appearances from Rick Astley, the consequences in my mind, i.e. people Prince Charles has large ears, a Numa Numa guy and the dramatic look being easily seduced into organisations terrifying gorgon for a wife (a close squirrel (in ascending order of booking 14 that promote hatred and violence, are Me and my friends on Campus LOVE second to Sarah Jessica in the “Ugliest fee). We’re gonna party like we’re at IP far more abhorrent then a lack of “free Honi Soit. You guys report all the Parker in the world” competition) and address 1.9.9.9. (we’re not). speech”. important social, economic, political, nothing much else, Prince William is educational and bizarre news on a very nice balding twenty-something (but then again so is Wayne Rooney Joe Smith-Davies As a society we have the right and the Campus. Where has the Rumour Mill responsibility to regulate what we find section gone? We love the Rumour to be acceptable and unacceptable Mill because the Campus is a hot bed by now your inbox is brimming with material and how it can be accessed. of rumours, gossip and speculation. numerous emails from gorgeous 15 We ought to prohibit material that Rumours swept throught the O-Week Scandinavian girls....well done again sir, I stalls like wild fire! Also, we love Masie incites hatred against others or involves applaud you. However, I care neither for Write for the annual Snuffington...keep her column in Honi your frivolous attempts to prey on young, 18 the non-consensual exploitation of Honi Soit Women's Edition. Soit. innocent exchange students nor your others, because by not doing so we are All submissions should be sent 20 tacitly expressing our acceptance that insulting comments on, in particular, to womenshonisoit@gmail such material ought to be accessible.