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Michael Jackson’s Night Out

by Laura McClammy The 26th annual Grammy but all members of the band. “ You’re a whole new genera­ Category: Video Category: Pop Group Vocal Awards was, without a doubt, The Eurythemics shocked us tion...” to the tune of “ Billy Winner: “ Girls on Film - Winner: “ Every Breath You the most phenomenal of the with the fine-boned- fire-head- Jean.” Following is a synopsis Hungry Like the Wolf ’ - Duran Take” - Police award shows to date. Even gone-greasy-looking- dark- of the more major awards. Duran Category: Best Rhythm those who didn’t watch the haired- side- burned male P.S. Lionel Ritchie should and Blues Instrumental Category: Best Country Grammy’s know that Michael metamorphosis; many did not have won at least one award Winner: “Rock It” - Herbie Vocal Male Jackson captured the record- realize it was the same person. for “All Night Long.” Hancock. Lee Greenwood - breaking eight awards to any Drawing prime attention to Winner: “I Category: Rock Male Vocal Category: Record of the single artist in Grammy Owe You” Winner: “ Beat It” - Michael the Grammy Awards was the Year Category: Best Country history, that Michael world premiere airing of the Jackson Winner: “ Beat It” - Michael Vocal Female Jackson’s “Thriller” album Pepsi-Jackson affiliated com­ Category: Best Female Jackson Winner: Anne Murray - “A has sold more than any other Vocalist '! mercials. The first of the two, Category: Pop Male Vocal Little Good News” in the history of American Winner: “Flashdance which together earned Winner: “ Thriller” Music, and that Boy George Jackson $5 million, focused on What a Feeling” - Irene Cara Michael Jackson Category: Best Duo or winked at America and told us a pint-sized Jackson look-alike Category: Best Song of the Group w/Vocal that we “ ...know a good drag Year slam-dancing in the streets Category: Rhythm and Winner: Alabama - “Closer queen when [we] see one.” The with a cool Jackson looking Winner: “ Every Breath You Blue Male Vocal You Get” unlikely pairing of comedian on, while the second, in which Take” - Sting of Police Winner;Michael Jackson Category: Album of the Joan Rivers with British rock Jackson suffered well- Category: Best Rock Category: Rhythm and Year ) group Culture Club, which had publicized scalp burns, encom­ Female Performance Blues Song Winner: “ Thriller prime potential as a breeding passed a pre-Jackson concert Winner: Pat Benatar Winner: “Billie Jean” Michael Jackson ground for her outrageous atmosphere with the camera Category: Producer of Year Category: Children’s humor ironically culminated panning Jackson down the Category: Best New Artist Winner: Quincy Jones and Recording their comraderie and included stairs and out onto the stage. Winner: Culture Club Michael Jackson ’’Thriller Rivers Kissing not only Bov, Both featured Jackson singing Winner: “E.T.” Are You Wendy’s

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