I signs of the apocalypse queers in uniforms % lm-7 ,py- -7 1 md ~rdburrr)OCTOBER 1CI like to listen to? But this letter isnY about Rage Against the Machine or any major or B &or label band for that.m&er.- This letter is about all the people (you know you are) who ire io b;sy trying This is for any of you that are the band(s) ever decided to pin the to figure out what's trendy so that they attempting to construct some sort of "dark side", and do things like tour on knowwhat NOTto do insteadof doing I PUBLISHER I an alternative band. I find myself Ldlapalooza? things because they appreciatethem. compelled to warn you that there's a Speaking of Lollapalooza, some Because, like it or not, everyone who JR Ruppel problem with this task in Salt Lake. people remember members of Rage is readingthis letter isfollowing atrend EDITOR For 2 years I've searched in vain for Against the Machine from backwhen by reading this magazine, so matter musicians that are serious about they were Sndies." Alotof people still how underground you think it is. So JoYaffe I forming aband, musicians otherthan think they are cool, but let's face it, just give up and be yourself, okay? they ere a major label, corporate fes- myself, and those already taken, that signed, PHOTO EDITOR tival-playing band. Mr. Wermight aren't bassists. (no offense to those WPoppinr Robert DeBerry of whom are) but everyone I in deny that he likes them, maybe be- @radicallyperfect in every way) WRITERS I Salt Lake hasthisdisillusionthat play- cause they are "major," and then I ing the bassguitar is some short cutto guess heknowsomethingthat1don't Scott Vice, Chris Salisbury Deer SLUG, stardom or something. Simplicity! No know about music. Ilistenedto Rage Okay, so, I FNe in Pittskngh and William Athey, Paul Kroitz 1 body plays anything but Ws bass. and thought they were great Icould recdyspent~inUlahw'fii& Chopper, Stim Boy impossible to attempt throwing to- say the same thing about a lot of and relalives. My cousin took me to CONTRlBUTlNG gether any sort of talented musicians bands that I hear whether they are checkoutaktofrsaffyIdlerbandswtiila WRITERS when there's such a large bassist lo4 or indie or (shudder) major. Iwasthereandlwasredyi-by population and nearly nothing else. Maybe it doesn't matter that any new yauW scenenorwhatwerandthe Debra Buckingham Are all guitarists and drummers, etc. band on any new label necessarily Lara Bringard Sdt Ldce bands. They're geat extinct? make money. Some major label Then she (my cousin) gave me a CARTOON Ws quite a waste that talented bands are just as hard pressed as few issues of SLUG to read on my way T.L. Miller people keep writing music and throw- minor bands becausethey have more home. Wsgeat! In your May issue (and ing it out because they're short a money to make back for what the others) you mentioned getting d%IF Special Thanks To: drummer or something...but NEVER record label paid to create and pro- dwgwnd'andi~&from Beth Sutton, Margie Alban, a bassist! Iguess, if ever indeed lwas mote their music. But the advantage andbyoderingit out Dan Keough, Private Eye able to get a band together, I could is that more people find about a So my cFJesb;on i&lcwcan I?Too and Maile maybedecideMi bassist looksthe cool thing. And la band makes a orderor~~vinyiorfindoutaboul best with my hairstyle and try out all million dollars, so what? Iwonder if their-? (in Utah or Pennsyhra; 8LUO 1s: A monthly ublication thegoodonesaround(following inthe they are so popular that they don't nia) ardor compilalion CWs by SLUG, and is put together b $e efforts of footsteps of local bands that take ad- deserve to be liked? I wonder if it Salt Rat or Flatline or whatever. Ya my1. t uilisheci by the vantage of the astounding amount doesn't ma!ter that some "major know?Hopeyoucanhelpme. fifth o each monW. People inter- bands spendtheir moneydoingthings ested in contributinn to the ~ublica- and enjoy the concept of disposable I boktorwardtoretwningtoUtah I tion must send sdto the'mt of- 1 bassists.such as MAYBERRY has)... like helping free prisoners of con- later in the year and for sure will pidc up If you're thinking about taking Lp sdence like Leonard Pdtier or are SLUG b catch more Salt Lake bands. an instrument to ioin a band or some- tryi~tofigMcensorshipsothatpeople thosebf the writers idare not nec- Cde Lewis essarily those of the people who put thingdon't maki it the bass! Ws a like Mr. Stider can buy music they this together. hopeless task! I I -MR.SlEKY P.S. Go back to playing your 4 string I SLUG AD SALES ( now! Thanks!
Dear DICKHEADS, SLUG, or who- ever you ere this year: pLJ I wanted to vent about some- thing in music that really sucks. The SLU other day Iwas at a really cod show P with three bands including one from Salt Lake that is doing really well, but SALT desetvesto bedoing better. Yes,they are not on a "major" label (but is that why they are cool?). Anyway, Idiiess. Standingout-
side after the show, a girl was passing LC5 NILR OlGFER WlTALtVCl 5VU 7Uf out stickers and flyers to a show and LRIWD RtnhlNs hf LLUAL - PIEANUHI~E. ONS OF FOODRSTINLD mR n( somebody took one and said, "Looks like they're on a major label, guess I CLIYTOU MINDS UP nls &DAY "'S ~mwcBEFORE '~E'u BE MCK IN JI won't go to the show." *am-* Unfortunately Iseem to be hear- - ingtoo manycommentslikethatlately. I wonder if most people think that all bands on "majd'labels make millions of dollars and therefore people who truly dig cool music are allowed to hate them? Iwonder if they would go Sldekldcl And he's funnler than any 2 plnheads QlstenlngDom & 81111). Unfortunately, the music makes me Seven random suns want to chug a40 of St. Ides anddust someone for his IlgM-up eneaken. 01 THE WD Meanwhile at Jackson's old freq, 02.7, author/evangellst/ psycho4Chrlst Bob Larson rages 1. R0~krbiUy 8WWp8 mh. against satanlsts, gays, wood, Something had to stomp that grunge thing-this does it with size 12 bowllng aboltion, drugs, gays, Crosby, StiUs, Nash and that most lnsldious of 911 shoes. All the grease and none of anti-chrlstlan cults-Mormons. Hey, If the danger, 'Bllly nlgM at the Bay Is Bob can shut down useless fudo coming soon! These new bands of like Slayer and Klng Dlamond, I'll be SLHC (Salt Lake H~DCat) bum a $1000 hero and mall the dam rubber e;ld produce seribus ndisarre, but do we reallv want to see badeto- check FedEx! Hey, Doesn't 'pro- abortion, pro-pot, pro-gay Clinton school rockabllly fashion In the crowd" sound like a great Sunday MenrynL1spullout? bumperstkker for '967
2. Murray metal monopoly. 6. KSL to ~n new Lettermshow. Corona's Rot'n R quietly downshifts Thls In itself Is welrd enough. one to C&W (just because music country less helping of the lnsufferable/eter- Is hot doesn't make it right), leaving nal MASHdaily? Wait for Don Gale's Ratters as the sole Poser Palace of biting commentary. thevalley. Big halr and big spandex The Psychic Friends Hotllne asses wiggleto big KBER hhsthrough fortells one of the following to be the big amps lnthe bigtlme loopof 1983: Seventh Seal buster: The Land That Time Forgot. And A. lcebum performs thler new while I wouldn't call them DIM, cllnl- one-song, 10-cd box set Tales d cal tests show that the average fe- Topographical Melvlns" In It's en- male Rafters bait can only count to tirety with a spedal12-hour show at 22 in a cold room. Spanky's. The sheer heaviness of lt all creates a gravitational pull strong 8. Prodigal of Smiles SLUG cover. enough to attract a meteor that Firstoff, thls Is no dls-1love thls band. obliterates !3pmky's and the adjacent They're true musical monsters that parking lot. Many mourn the loss d llve on the edge (of Severe Uver convenient downtown parking. Damage Canyon). But puaing them 8. The allegedly defunct Box:, with In ten miles of the word 'pro- car Kids launchthe 'Will Reunite For fessional" Mngsto mind #I52 of the Food" tour nationwide. They soon, 312 Decomposers reviewsthatwere cross paths with Madonna's printed In the last year-the one that 'Popefucker" tour at a truckstop in extolled the D'comps 'flawless mu- Barstow. Impressedby their fashion sidanshlp" (I). Besides, after that sense, the Queen Ho hersetl signs time lead love god Jeff whipped out the BKsto her MaverWarnerBros. TO FIC his Uzard Klng on stage, P.O.S. will label. Within a week, all the other always mean Pulling out Stubby to m A major labelsdredge Salt Lake for the me. next Big Buzz. In a mad rush to become Scene Martyr, every lead 4. No Primus in '93 (no, singer In town OD's, thus rendering LdiapallooSa does NOT count). the subsequent Wardhouse of The Before Pork Soda, Les, Ler & Herb Dog tribute an Instrumental album. sDent moretime In Salt Lake makina C. SLUG-N hits the almaveo &erd,gurgllngnolsesthan ~zra~a6In the old Rock Utah slot. Fade In: Bensan. Ever leen Les Clav~ooland Burt's TIM Lounge. A seated man Randal Catilsle In the sa&e room? smoking a pipe Is surrounded by Think Nut it. By the way, If you can bare-breasted blmbolds and seriously draw a stalght line from Freewheeler Pkza boxes. Oood 21 12to Frizzle Fry, you dldtoo much evening, I'm your host, J.R. Tonight, lgiujd Rush In high school. we'll feature an ecoustic performance from Anger Overload, a spedal reporl 5, Radio terrorism parelIda. First on the happening Logan scene, and at Hot 94.9 (mood for drive-bys), ex- later I'll be getting my colon tat- KJQ Radio From Hell jocky Kerry tooed..." Jackson ddes aH conventbn and -Mden woolf does momlng drive sans Whacky I selves. The ruling says that gays are still not-allowed, straights only, Queersin and if you are gay, and you openly admit you are gay, or you act gay, 1 or YOU dance in aav bars, YOU will Gays in the military. That's bedismissedfro; tie milit&y. The been the buzz word for the day in so called "honorable compromise" the vicious little tail-biting political finally put forward after months of wallowing and whining by President circles being made up on the Hill. Clinton stresses that on the one AmeriKKKa stands for SO hand, the queer hunts which used many hypocrisies yet 80 many of us refuse to see them or confront to take place within the military (and elsewhere) are now techni- them, or believethem. We'd rather cally illegal within the logistical, believe the mind-numbing pabu- judicial military framewok, even lum that they feed us, served up, ready to easily digest on our cold though within the !ast ten years the television platters. One so hypo- military has spent almost $500 million dollars rooting and booting critiial myth is the U.S. military. The Armed Forces are sup- out gaysfrom the services. By the posed to be a representative em- way, that cool $500 mil was our bodiment of all Americans, pro- money. Yours and my tax dollars tecting our interests, our beliefs hard at work to spy on people, to and our way of life in countries lure them in a sham of a military flung far and wide across the big trial which always led to the same board. Yet the military is unjustly, thing: Bye, bye fagboyl Then, on unwarranted, paranoid, scared stiff the other hand, worded in ever-so- careful-right-wing,ultra-conserva- (get it?) at the thought of any gays in their ranks. They're so self- tive, heterosexual paranoid no- righteously scared that God-hon- menclature, the amendment to the eat Rear Admirals will put their ban states that, technically, even if face on national TV, look all of you admit that you are gay, you're white AmeriKKKa in the eye and guiky and can bethrown out, where tell them that he doesn't think that as before, if you admit that you there should be any homos in the were gay, you were definitely go- Armed Services, because his men ing to be thrown out. Wow, I bet are so shallow and socially retarded gays all across this great nation of that they think some boy-toy is ours can hold their heads up with gonna' come aboard his boat and dignity and honorwhenthey enroll start hittingonalltheguys, dressed into our great and proud military up likethat funny Arab guy, Klinger machine, failing mention their on M.A.S.H., and doing whacky sexual preference and desires, things like wearing bikinitops made never talking about their love life, fr~m~suniformshirtwhileon deck having to make clandestine meet- and watching Operation Petticoat ing arrangements in the dark of re-runs that his mother taped for night, in places far removed from him, back at home in San Fran- where they lead their "normal, 01 cisco. dinary" Clark Kentian lives. And this Godamned limpdidc Hey, if gays want the key to weinio-politico decision of our the executive bathroom that is the military, let 'em. Why not? Hell, if grand and illustrious leaderto pass Iweresome uptight, scared military through the ruling of "don't ask, don't tell, don't pursue* is the most commander, I'd give the queers a outrageously veiled plece of ultra whole division of their own, call it right-wing conservative hetero- The Big Pink One Eye and send sexual paranoia since McCarthy them in on all the dangerous mis- PLEASE FILL IN COMPLETELY AND PRINT LEGIBLY began hunting spooks. Gays are sions, especially any ones that still technically banned from the require them to dress up for "un- military, yet if "they" wish to enroll dercover" reasons. Shit, they'd be in and join upwith the military, they naturals at it1 can. Just as bng as they don't admit their homo-sexual desires Christopher M. Salisbury aloud, and keep them to them- NOTA 1 PRIVATE
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What an opportunRy Iwas Risk has a down home, hard past year. lguess they've done be back for a fourth time. Sa given to spend a few minutes driving punk rock style. Believe what they set out to do. Their Lake rates inthe top four place with Kansas City Mo. Season me these guys are a slap in he newest release, which is sel- to play for this band. As ft to Risk. This being their third face. Duane Trower (guitar), titled, is great. It was recorded feelings within the band. AH I time in Salt Lake City in the Paul Malinowski (bass) and over a year ago and released good. We've all pretty rnuc past year and a hal. Ifelt it was Chad Sabin (drums), make up in June, with 11 songs, one lived with one another, say high time somebody let the the other 3/4of Season to Flisk. being a Neil Young cover, so Duane. So we know when 1 word out. This band grabs you Chad has only been with the you can't go wrong. Steve has back off or jackoff ." The harc by the privates and doesn't let band 8 months, (he was for- an interesting style on this CD. est part for Season to Risk ha up. Wth influences ranging merly with the Lab& Boys) He sings and talks through a been learning how to deal wil from "Bad Brains, SonicYouth, but he fits like he's been with CB mic. It sounds tough as and trust the new people thi to Vow and Willie Nelson," the band for the full 5 years. hell. The CD startsout with the they are involved with. So says Steve Tulina(the bands "The bandwasoriginally formed hella sounds of Mine Eyes, and you want to know more also[ singer), "The musiccomesfrom for the purpose of touring,"says doesn't let up through out the these guys, buy the CD an a joint effort and the lyrics come Steve, 'butwe lucked out." Now whdle effort. Checkoutthe CD buy them a beer in October. It from wha! we fake in around with a 7" and a full length re- reviews if you don't have trust be worth it. us. Almost as if in a stream of lease, the band has only Clad 2 myword. Asfortheir liveshow, -RD, umnscio~ness."Season to months off from touring in the go see them inOctober. TheylS
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Presenb THE ONLY U.S. PERFORMANCE BY OF CHRISTIAN.DEATH WITH SPECIAL GUESTS DAUGHTERS OF THE NILE Saturday, October 2nd Kingsbury Hall At the University of Utah 'IblleQ rdhbkatdl SwnaS~detsor~byphoreat(801) 1W7-B9M or 1~~udthe~BJ1BoxOItbcudrtd.RBeslr~~~ Reeaea~(So~~~Rm) YI1 yna(M-lOU-."~5' Pn-l- mum- urn ssmYF- - -- t"-- t"-- LOLU ---r I".-*------1 .-1 .-,,,WU , F$-0. %.&&s - r-=M "n--- lllWID I*U == I)-- I*L.l."h YO WIDl NI- 11""m. IY. ;>; a*hxpmbO *mLPIY --a 1.- my=------L -- QRWCBm SEPTEMBER 1988 oan keep that pearly complexion and Bliss continue to wear a ful wardrobe of black when the temperature ap- proaches 90" is way beyond me. One of the latest from the With a name like Bliss, Iexpected Cleopetra label is Rosetta Stone with another of tho- 4AD/Cocteau Twins theirnewalbum'Adrenaline.'Drawthe dreamland bands. Bliss is fmm Canada, shades, crank the air condtkner up to not England, the album was recorded maximum, turn out the lights and find arid engineered by Stew Albini and he the black or blood-red des,this is was the perfect choice. dark, chilling musk. Albini does some of his best work What better opening for a goth when he is producing a band he can album is there than a-song tked understand. He should have an under- 'Shado~.~Mix a sni~petof this hard standing of this band since they sound rhythm at the next &. 'Adrenalinen IiketheyarefmmChii,not Montreal. reached the indie top ten inmngland, Big Black was Albini's band, Jesus but The Witch' is the bettor song. The Lizard and Tar took their influem scqtchy hlinopening and breaks kick. from Big Black and from the sound of CaU it a cliche, but this album has Bliss, they do too. The surprise is, they samples of the Lords Prayw combined aren't recarding for Touch and Go. with a priest reciting an emrcism. The heavy, sometimes funk in- Porl King is tho dngerlguitarist spired bass, is besent he guitar is at and he has &e voice, peter ~wphy times distated. other times minimalist, hasn't Wedthiiin~eam.PorlYouna In goth drdes this band is a leg- the songs most fiing of a goth tag wit andmostof thetime reliesonfeedbadc is on the second guitar, Kad ~dend. They released two albums and theirh&vy~ythmsand~~ocal. to get the point across. Combined with plays bass, and M&me Razor pro- broke up. Uveand Pein' is their losr from ~va.'~enerationsOf&msf. the white noise auitar is vocalist Dave vides that scratch^ violin akna with third album. ltwasrecordedin1985 but is a pure pounding, shrieG& heavy want who is Gother of those paint drumming and If you da until now never released. Along with metal song with its topic peelers when he's inspired to really 'goth"fixthissummerfindthe Cleopatra the %sr material are two tracks from youth who gmw up to howl. What would a noise band be albums UsMuse, The Whip and the Super Heroines earliest days and parents. And then there is 'Warning,' without a power drummer? Colin Rosetta Stone. three live tracks. &I Aynsley Dunbar composition frofrom brnett provides the rolls, fills and As far as Ican tell The Last Dance The line-up when this album was 1970 that wedates the current infatua-I thumping. andtheir cassette 'Angel' was released recorded consisted of Eva 0, ds tion with b combination of punk and I can't make much sense of the by the band. To contact them mite to and guitar, Jil Emery, dsand bass '708 metal. lyrics, there is a certain lack of coher- The Last Dance Box 9685, Fountain and Dieor Cathy Ranga on the The first six songs are good, the ence to the printed words. Valley, CA 92728-9685 or call 714- drums. Eva 0 is now a member of last six are the draw. They are a com- 'MesturbasW hasadeadmonkey and 775-4438. Shadow Project with Christian Death bination of pop-flavored punk rock, a tongue sliding down the wrong spine; The cassetb came with a lyric vocalist RonWilliams. Jill Emery, who Tears Of A Star,' dak, minimalist "Vision'begins with sex on atable and sheet and a piice list, this cassette is brieily was a member of Hole is also goth, 'BlackWedding,'andpure thrash, endswith regret for not kissin$ a father $5.00 induding shipping and handling. currently amember of Shadow Project 'Black And 0lue:'Bleckand Blue'has before his head was shot out and their previous cassette, 'Everyone' is The album could be taken as a the abused woman as its subject "Catalina Au Revoir has the sun not also $5.00, a sticker is $1.00 and a blatant attempt to capitalie on the cur- 'Horses On Fire,' 'Wed The Dead,' shining out of an ass, later chainsaw band photo is $2.00 rent popularity of the all-girl "riot girl' and 'Death On Elevator are Uw live penises are cutting down all the trees. The vocalist for The Last Dance bands, it is an all girl band and one materialand they end thealbum wkh a Whatever the thoughts that went doesn't have the deep resonance of member played with Courtney herself, touch of regret Ragret that this band b into the lyrics, this is one of those Porl King. He does a audible job with but let the music stand on its Own. no bnger together to rock our world albums Ialways hope for - pure lwd what he has. He is aching and in de- True to their collectability as a live. rhythmic noise. Parts of this album spair, depressed and bnely he longs goth band,elemenEbof gotharepresent BY sounds like some of Nirvana's noisiest for some joy in #AgainTo Heaven' and in the music. The album refuses to fit stuff, maybe Albini worked on this be- 'Crown of Thorns.' The first has the firmly in the gothic category. For one fore the new Nirvana and he tried to tempo, the second is a sbw painful thing the playing and production are far SEASON TO RISK I make Nirvana more Blissful. ballad. too raw to satisfy the night dancers. Far 'Country' is an anti-war song, fi- morefitlingwouldbearoomfulofswealy -Killerfuckin metal, Season to Risk nally with 'Angelm love is found, 'Fall- shirtlessjocks slamming intoeachother could possibly be the next ing" describes actually falling in bve with the sound of crunching bones. Soundgarden. Rosetta Stone with 'Angel," Jesus diifor Tam? and The six songs recorded for the This self-titled album is chucked The Last Dance has seen man's down- original Love and Pain album are mar- full of goodies. 'Mine eyes,' the first fall in Crashing Down.' Overall it isn't ginally more accessible than the thor- song is a heavy guitar laden mess. a bad job for a adf-release, irs dark oughly aude eerly and live maW. The shit flies from his mouth. I can't and ethereal and filled with angst, al- The press release and liner note refer- say if there is one point to the song that though, irs light on dance tracks and ences to L7, Babes In Toyland, Huggy is better than any other, as is true with -. the slower stuff tends to drag. The tape Bear and 7 Year Bitch are well de- the rest of the album. Of course thk TkmDuM iswellworththefivebucksforgoth sewed.The militant feminist viewpoint isa sbw song. 'Don't Cry'is the ,'dare, hounds. is not as fully developed. "Children Of Isay Eddie Vedder show off your voice Maybe Cleopatra and the Last -Wa The Lighr and 'Remembering Love' song.' Ihate that 'Biter' is my favorite Dance are aware that even during Salt havethegoththemcisof light, darkness song, it was released earlier on Red Lake Cislong hot summers, with the and pain. 'Remembering Low'would Dedbel,asaT. It'sworthbokiflgfor, sun buming skin to various shades of Super Heroinas please a hard core headbanger with besiithe cover, a self portrait by bmand darker brown, white-faced Love ud Diane's thundering drums and Eva John Wayne Gamy, and has a killer b individuals dressed in black are easily Pllr _:_:LI___.L__L-I- I, Y I- Elu..ma 0:s heavy metal riffing. side. 1 .= " Season to Risk Is an album for grwp genre. Qet a hold of thew both the suburban house wife, and the discs and hear the LPD's at thek on- ' bw down punk. Ask for it at all fiw le best. Edward Ka-Spd in 1987: The -4h- Idea in the lntemnnectionis todertroy I-d stma- the concept of Ume--torhifl backwards and tomerds. To oreat0 this other RITUAL workl lib a huge tape8by...' Ia-T~cY' -w I ALTERNATIVE AY*' The machine age meets Heavy Metal on this 6-song debut cesrells GENITOTURERS I FErnRnc TAPES CDs I from Ritual. After various personnel - - ohangeg and musical forays, Ritual 140 my8 d 6rwlm ha8 emerged into a two-man, techno- rnmWmyRU. POSTCARDS NEW in&sMel assault the likes of MINIS- Damn, It sure reems ilke all live TRY, KMFDMand NINE INCH NAILS. bands haw names that start with "Q." STICKERS Using baaia wquenoed rhythms and First, the almighty GWAR, then the noise, the musio is then ovedayudwith equally oartoonlike Green Jelb; and and mnchy metal guitars, giving it a drhre now. ..and now... the hbmrers... POSTERS and &energy-lhat on@a guitar can. Yeah, dl thore wild stories are Vocals are raunchy and effected, am- true. This band makes even S.A.D.O. TEE-SHIRTS Ing through the musio like fingernails seems tastefui urd restrained in am- USED dragging aaoss a chalkboard. rp.--. ~ .- - . ~- -~ - .~-~ -- This is an excdlent first offeting in three flaws: All rper show, which BOX SETS for all you Industrial-headsout there. oontalns reiaUwly i11e pervwrion; And watch for Ritual live. Sedng is Adultn only show, with full ritual torture, RARE VINYL IMPORTS bellevingl including the raak, genital pier,dng, and 4.XEVII audience participation is en. couraged; and who wouldn't jump at SPECIAL ORDERS THE LEGENDARV PINK DOTS the chance to be stmtched on the rack, OUT OF ZT or have an appendage pierced, in front 857 East 900 South, SLC, Upstairs 355-1770 Wdow Weaver CD of an enthusiasticaudience?The mind 1 1 YlkrY gbakw Wmhw R.2) CD bogglm... PIDY kr RNWL VocalisUfront person1Resident r ~rll Piercer Gen sez '...Whatwe do is real- 'At any sbwt comer the feeling of we'renot~wearingcostumea...the st&e the absdlly can any man h ritual aspect remains the most impor- /aoe."-Albert Camus tant thing for us.' And since she Theever-profilic Edward Ka-Spel 'moonlightr'asa medical student, she and Legendary Pink Dots haw, cov- presumably knows what she's doing... ered a vast amount of artistic territory As for the music, well, irs fairiy over the last 13 years. The 2 recent standad thrash metal, with just a hint Shadow Weaver" releases stand out of funk rhythm and some psychedelic as possibly thelr most mathre and coloring. On the harder songs Gen philisophical works since 1985's *Asy- sdslikeadominant Wendy Wtlliams, lum." With this project, the LPD's spin while the hedower, more sinister cuts out a beautiful mundtradc to the ab- have her mumuringasubmissive Patli swdiand repitition of everyday life. Smith tone. Suitably deviant samples Each disc starts out with an inm- add flavor, and a decided shortage of spective piece questioning the exist- indulgent sobs keep the tunes short THE I:: enceof some higher being or meaning. and... well, not sweet, but short any- From there, subsequent subject mat- way. Anthemic forces are sporadic, as ter ranges from ontological and epis- in the exoellent Velwt Dreams' with temologii concerns to guilt, boredom, its refrain, 'I put the needle in you4 like bve, the ubiquitous presence of nar- I- you on your BACKW your fingers in cotic cable television, and 'Rover met1 like you on your BACKI" It should leaving sweet wrpdzses in the place be ridiculous, but for some reason it :* THE L,,,, that we never clean.' Where other isn't groups rant and revel with mordant So ...S6M theme, thrash metel cyndsm, Ka-Spel's lyrics evidence music with funk undertones and py- humor, compassion, and optimism. chedelio overtones, delivered with Musically, the LOP'S are as elec- enough convictionto make the unlikely tric as ever. Conventional song mixture oddly compelling ...hive this sbuctures degenerate into a uniquely one a by, and get in touch with your disorderedorder. All manner of horns, Darker Self. Meybe you too will find guitars, percussion, strings, and other 'Pleawre In Restrain'. .. noises Hoat in and out of the very --Ih.wM,umn sudmix. (Worth noting here is the ia UPSTAIRS @ DV8 a fact that Seven Stapleton's fingers are i in the U)P's pie again for the first time &a his editing work on Asylum.) So, with the WD's we have our :•A. 115 South West Temple 7:OOpm $6 ia own ~svohedeliofindustrial/avant- - - garde~losophersexploringthemany • A Private Club For Members * No Restriction a a question8 of life with a refreshing ab • Call 359-8305 for more'hfo • senm of meof the didactlsmof other .a a ANGER OVERLOAD SUSPENSION OF DISBEUEF Auw8t 10-Dm RIL If you are 21 and over and in the mood for something with ve- locity, then the Delfa Pub was the placeto be for D.R.I., ANGER OVERLOAD and SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF. SUSPENSION OF DISBE- LIEF started the show with a tight set of heavy, melodic post- hardcore; The sound for which Salt Lake is famous. If that's your thing, they did mention that crowd a good time. Speed step- SKABS ON STRIKE. Talk aboyi they have a rqlease out. ping their way through Abba a story book. These guys are so Anger Overload Next up was Utah's finest, covers and overall mayhem. tripped out you can't help but ANGER OVERLOAD, who dedi- PUTTERS rocked, John love them. A good mix in speed I PIOWIMO~~Y cated their performance to the Deere Style reved up rock-n-roll. is what you get and changes that late G.G. Allin, then played one Don't laugh but theguitarist looks fit so perfect. Excellent, I hope THE MUFFS of their finest sets to date (even like Screech from "Saved by the toseesomething new from these if they didn't get naked). Punk Bell." And he made the weirdest guys. Next up was the BUCK DID61TS - SNAG as fuck in your-face hardcore a faces. PETS, (on Restless Records). August 8 - Spaflky'8 la POISON IDEA. Fucking right Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm not sure where the hail from The best live show I've seen on. Get their new tape. SUPERSUCKERS came, they but let me tell you these guys in a long time rolled through Salt It was well past midnight rocked,andnowthey'regone. All have style. With an avid type Lake August 6th. when San Fransisco-via-Texas' Ican say is from the first song to stage presence and a speeded The first band was pretty D.R.I. hitthestage, opening with the last, I never stopped my toe up, harder than Afgahn Wigs damn cool. These Sensitive New "I Don't Need Society"from their tapping. The second song Hot sound, Season To Risk puts to- Age Guys have some cooltunes. premier DIRTY ROTTEN LP, a Rod Ralley, was a Hot Rod rip to gether one hell of a band. The SNAG can probably be described record released 10 years ago. hell at 1000 miles per hour. fact that there was only an av- as a Lonely Moans kinda band, D.R.1. was happy to indulge the Nothing slowed these fellas erage of 25 people didn't slow heavily influenced by a lot of crowd with several killer selec- from rocking the house down. these guys down. They kept me noisy stuff from the Cows to tions from their early years of There were tons of new songs happy. Definitely agood opener Buddy Holly and the Crickets. manic thrash,%omplimented by from a new album soon to be for what was to come. The Didgits didn't sound too Cuts from their later, more metal released. SEASON TO RISK. What a enthused to be in Salt Lake, oh influenced (but still original) They were ass holes, they band. Loud, confusing, fast, well, this being the first chance Crossover and Definition. It is were fucking-nuts, they were hard, intense punk. I wish that ~*dhad to see'm I was fucking certainly reassuring to see that fuckin' rad towatch. It's all rock- their set could have been longer, stoked. ~ut,they didn't seem to even after a decade, D.R.I. can n-roll attitude. So fuck off. but since there was only an es- play long enough. still go at it with such energy and -Chopper timated 25 people due to X96 Thank you Jesusfor sending integrity. fuckups, I see why a short set k TheMuffs backthrough Salt Lake All in all, a worthwhile SKMS ON STRIKE necessary. O'well, It'll make me and not at the Zephyr.1 didn't evening. BY the way, a nod of want to see them again in Octo- thinkthey would play my favorite recognition goes to Zay (of BUCK PET8 ber. And you better check them Muffs song but fuckin'a, it was Speedway fame) for busting his SEJ(SON TO RISK out too, live they are great. Be- the first song. "Brand New ass to pull this show off with sides they are nice guys. Chevy" was the beginning of an such short notice. Thumbs up. ~~d~~~ PUb eternal boner. The good music --Blaine Hopkins Another show at Delta's Pub never stopped. Of course, they that had a meager showing, but !IMINC NEXT MONTH: played "Lucky Guy" and "Big ANGER OVERLOflD some of the best bands to play. Mouth." All for only five bucks. (I sup- Update If you didn't go, I'd say you PUTTER8 pose the hip, cool, DJ's at X96 ,Iew Mormon must be crazy or under age, if SUPERSUCKmS could have had the right ad on you went and didn't boogie your the air) well, anyway they f ucked Return 01 Stimboy britches off, I'll have to label your AUBU8tGWB DV8 up and a lot of people missed out ass as a loser. Salt Lakes finest ANGER on one hell of a show. Starting off the night was Salt Lakes Riverbed Jed OVERLOAD always show the I ISATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 ITH ISUNDAY, OCTOBER 1 7TH [SUNDAY, OCTOBER 24TH I I Friday, September 1 111 4...... ,.., $5 All Ages No Alcohol ....:it: ....i:::... AVA Whittier ColnmunityC ....Ci;...... 290 North 400 East, nal, and thewell-renderedscenes mow the story along at a lightning pace. KlYY I If all thls sounds like ranting by your humble oritro... welp, maybe I am Writton 8 IllwIroted by Paul Orid , ranting. Ys just nice to find otiginal, Published by Dandng Elephant Press Those who have followed British who was pursuing MoClelland. ~eany highly creative material in a medium IWmYMAN hat is lapsing into derivation and stag- comicbooka for any period of time have i while, MoClellancrslo~(andwaws doubUess come amss the work of I Wdfren by T.M. Lowe nation. If more material like employee), Kati Mannheim (wnt of), cartoonist Paul Grist. Qlst has gem- ( Illustrated by Anthony Jon Hioh Salazarvlsitsanddfr&rtd,andaYakuza RAGQEDYMAN is being mated else- Published by Cult Press ally been 'relagated" to the rde of illuo i copfation, Metsuke,mnrderswhathaa where, lhough, there may be hope for Although the science fiction sub- ?rator tor the likes of Eddie Campbell happened b its agent... theinduswyet. (B&W,$2.60) olede:B+ and Qrant Morrison. Happily, that has genre of cyberpunk is enjoying awealth Sound confusing? Perheps my -&ottvke of popularity in paperbacks, it has en- been remedied by the enival of KANE. description is, but the story, while InM- The debut issue introduces us toa I Joyed mylittle exposure among comic ate, is very detailed and intriguing. book material, LAZARUS CHURCH- ~~ hostage situation. Into this mess strides ( WriterT.M. Lowemanages to packinan W&M it Illw)b9ted byulemas A. Own Kana, a stoic police detective. In e 1 YARDand Marvel's SPIDER-MAN 2099 enormous amount of deal and adion (I) being notable exceptions. Happily, PuMlshed by Teliesin Press darkened church, ex-heir Henry 1 while balancing the difficult task of Thanko to the Inrpiralion of Dave Armstrong holds his infant brother at Cult Press has remedied that oversight oharecterisafon. Despite the numer- with the delightful RAGGEDYMAN. Sim's CEREBUS, relf-~ublished.con- gunpoint while Kane bies to talk him ous interoonneoted plot th-, Lowe tinuing comic bodk, wiies are k-down. This dmpk situaUon also aeww Set in the somewhat dlstant fu- creates wry vivid end sympathetic ture, these imaginative 6-issue mini- ing mcommon. And, teklng another to reveal Kane's past problems, as the ohm. With materials a8 off-the- tip fmm Sim, Weeffma have gener- @Ice surmund the church, threatening series features the dreadlocked Relnger wall as thls, well-flesheddwacter8 are I Salazar (the title character); a re- ally been Prnlty gaod. to storm the place. I imperatim to making the storyline be- The latest addition to that group is It seems Kane Is out of favor with sourceful private detective. Selazar is lievable, end Lowe suooeeds admira- dragged into some corporate nestiness James A. Owen's STARCHILD, an his compatriots, duetoapastlncident In 1 due to the threat of Meckmail and soon w- amblUous 100-issue$~detaillng the whkh he killed his crooked ex-pruiner. I finds himself in over his headacl he bies Happily, Lowe is ably abeW by mysterious history of the Higgins family. Kane has been brought backwnditian- I aRistAnthonyJon Hicks,whoregraphb Issue 3 is the latest effott and ally, butisdiswstedby theother police. ' to find out what happened to a field are equally professional. Lowe's styleis operathre. Said field operative, Kate features an occasionally confusing In fact Kane has wandered into the similar (without being derivative) to nanative in which the reader is tanta- situation with an unloaded gun due to McCleiland (unbeknownst to Salazar British illustrator Wan Talbot (who, and his employer) departed from the lized by a mysterious iigure and hls their treachery... coincklentelly, provides spectacular brother, the lakoppresdngthe former Qdst makes due with a smattering physical plane after steeling a bio-me- coven, for the wries). The rsnderings chanical being and a subsequential forthemsessionof 'the mantle." From of dialogue and it serve8 hestory well. are detailed and unooth, and HW there, he stoly mwes to an inn whore The largely silent tale draws strongly ~OU~~O-MOSS. draws human bdngsand fantaotit tech- As issue number 6 opens, Gaura, youthful Andera Higglns and hls Mond and Qrist aRisUc ability to tell the sbory nology wilh consummate dill. HW SiegMed sbmble In from a storm. They and Qdst excels. HIS drawings are Salazar's wife, has run afoul of chereoten, are all distincrhre and origl- and Watenabe Kensuke, a cyborg agent are entreated by the tavern owner a chiaroscuro, with dominantwhite 1 young stolytelk named Neil (a heavy and black spaces. Shadows fall over handed and lam* uw~odetoovuf- Wsbroodingaxmtenance,evindng ' rated SANDMN-S~~~~Nell Qaiman) imm from westerns. What dialogue before meeting with Anders' uncle th& is is extremely natural. ~hileke Matthew and discovering that Anders' hostagecrisismay beatad stem^, daakis missing. Butthere's more tothe the sdn put on it bv Grists talent makes doak than meets the eye... it noh.' ~onestb,Qrists mastery of ~reabr~wenhashethimsolf upon lines and solid black make him one of an ambitious course with STARCHILD. the most unrecognized (undebenredly) Un-nately, with only three issues artists woworking. underhisbelt, Wahardto see justwhether Sedly, KANE is an import comb Owen will succeed. The story through and was only fwnd in one local comics three issues has scaroely advenced. shop, so Grist's exposure isn't as ex- But Owen is building a foundatbn upon pansive as it might be. Still, it is this whichtomovefornard. ciitic's r~ccnnmendationthat those ln- Owen does have a Wr for the terested pester their local comics mer- unusual and has imbued the storyline chant to order KANE (and other aualil~ wilhenetgy and mystery. Wha tangled materiel). This is kind of stdf that thread of story, Owen auccds in in- makes comic book reading worthwhile. triguing the reader. What's more, his (B&W,1 pound-80pee) Grede: A dialogue and nemtion are impresdw -&ott~ and dramatit. The growlh evidenced in three issues is very promising. Similarly, Owen blends slolybook type illustrations with dasdoel formal comic book drawing to great effect. Owen's art he8 also grown remathbly As always, the new issues of in ashort span, with cartoonyexaggera- BONE, CAGES, CEREBUS, and tion blending with vcny exquisfto line HATE aredelightful. Inaddition, Ed drawing. Brubaker's LOWLIFE returns with Afterthreeissum, Yshardtoreally issue #3 (the best yet) and Eddie evaluate STARCHILD. While orpatof Campbellfans should take heart in Owen shows impressive skill, not Fantagraphics' IN THE DAYS OF enough of the swhas been mveeled THE ACE ROCK IN' ROLL CLUB lb allow an accurate aema88ment of the tale. But for now, STARCHILD (a collection of older Campbell koks...promlsing. (BELW,$2.60) Grade: stories) and atenpart "Eyeball KM" B story which recently began running 409nvh in DARK HORSE PRESENTS. SEPTEMBER 1883 SLW@ ( p~ House 01 Cards photo: Robert Deberry -- Since Iusually wind up doing Sabbathon by myself, 1 am glad to see it behind me. However, this Sunday sort of turned out to year due to the support and help of be hellbecausealmost every band so many people, 4 was a breeze. I showed up late. Some bands only could never thank everybody per- played 10 minute sets. By thetime sonally because it would take afull Decomposers made their reunion pageto list all the names. But, Iam set (probably their last) the place so grateful to all the people who was alive. The day as a whole was madethis year's event asmashing great with 12good bands all playing SUCC8sS. their best. A ktof peoptqcameout If you didn't make it this year and several stayed all day to see you are a I&y missin'-out mutha all 12 bands. If you missed t his one fu&a and you missed out. One of your bummin' and you ought to get (the exciting adventures thereof) the bands scheduled couldn't play off your ass next year and see the By Ken (because I need the money) Rand so that made it nineteen in all. show. I Saturday night was the 21 and older crowd. The night started out - Faster than a speeding syllogism! slow but by the time Houseof Cards -More powerful than an innuendo! wenton at midnight it wasstanding -Able to leap to tall mncludons in room only and the band brought a single bound! the place down. k H Dave Bany on speed? Hunter The first few bands playedfor S. Thompson on dowers? A each other but the sets were great commie P.J. O'mrk?No! It's and all the bands played viry well. Medii Man Thetum outon Saturday nightwas Medii Man!, dkguised as a @ Bar & Odll better than last year which was mildmannered freelam wriler, with A Mate dub for Members nice because its great to look hisjoumalisidekick Cab, the around the room and see all those Wonder Ki!f@k a wer-ending peopleworking together for agood baflle, verbaliza~ily,fy cause. righteiokness, law~older,and the Since the Aids Foundation Red #5 Phom: Robert DeRerrv American language! Return with didn't make it on Saturday, Ihoped us for them on Sunday. Never hap- One thing of interest was a ROW to hose thrilling colulumns of pened. Soour killer ideaof making quote from the Aiis Foundation in yesld!Medii Man! Writes it both an aids awareness and the article in the Tribune which again! benefit was ha%successful cause said "You don't expect under- MedaManlYl,Band(@oU)#eadr we raised a lot of money. However, ground punks to be civic-minded." contair21 spifyessaysprinledandme? dmaplj ae possible to maxilib prori. $3 the Aiis Foundation fell through Hmmm ... I won't even bother to eaeh, $53br any 2 or fl.7.50for all Itwe Watch tor lorning lU on their part of the team. Maybe comment since we were there and (speclywtich)mvers~mdm~ next year. Idid get a nice letter of they weren't. See you next yearfor dlii.MakechedrPptlVabletoKenRend, 1498 "We're Usin' Code Names apology and some flowers which #7. Bora Born Dr., Weal Jwdon, Ut 84084.ader Available this Fall was nice, but the opportunity to JRRuppel today1 Picas go upwhen the mmsim ends1 I -) @La@SEPTEMBER 1888 capes, giving him even more motivation for revenge. May-Chun lives wlth two the Soul male assassins, Koo and Chin, Lately, Hong Kong cinema who both secretly hope to marry has been attracting a growing her. Although she prefers the legion of enthusiastic fans and flamboyant Chln to the stuffy it's not hard to see why. The Koo, Chin can't quite make vast majority of them are pure hlmself propose. This leaves "Showcases sc agious fights I've escapist entertainment: fast the triangle at a stalemate. paced action adventures, May-Chun is warned by her seen, which is saying someN~ing.Its a blast!" slapstickcomedies, martlal art8 sister that her cat and mouse - Don Porter. Ogden Standa?d Exam~ner mayhem and supernatural game with Fox wlll most prob- I you enjoyed AKIHA, you oughta love lhls tlln'?, et In a retro luture post thrillers. In the average Hong ably get both men killed and :~yoialyplrc~ty It a renishable actlan i;mlasy ihnkr about a lovrrrlcouple Kong film, both the heroes and her prophesy holds true when bvi~obatlle each other and everyone else. i~iclu~l~lifiev~l main dr~nonsand 6yrnbols ol lemnlepowor and dormnnt~onAridy Lark nod An~taMu1 nrr I,~n~ous the villains are almost super- Koo meets wlth an extremely IIIJ~CPI~.I~IO~ nllcl lovers wllo arcA silrroclcldrd by O~)OOII(AII~S w~lllIII:I~JIC~~ human. They can often jump violent demise. May-Chun powers 11s :I p~c.ttytoc1~11 go ol 11 Tlr~:, IS Iior~g@IICJ actlorl '11 II~L I1(3c8t (WIIILII thirty feet In the air, hit whatever quickly feigns a disinterest in Ilczmn:; the) worlds best) I1 you llnvrl~t exprr~en~eed the ncaw tio~~gKong they aim at (no matter what the Chln and disappears for his YOU 99 clnenln yet yo11 niost clwch 11 0111 11 will bIo& nwnyl 1991 nllnutrc, projectile) with deadly accu- own protection. color 35111n?In C~I~IOII(-'SC~WI~~IE~I~IIsII and C~IIII(SC~ ',i~bt~tlt~~ racy, survive any number of Chin's efforts to get May. SEPTEMBER 10-16 deadly explosions and are ex- Chun back are the core of the perts at all .known forms of story. He dodges knives, martlal arts. Logic takes a back swords and reverse kicks. He seat to special effects, which takes on the Pet propel the films at a speed that Lady and her female entourage, leaves the viewer breathless. a holy cult with supernatural Gone are the days of powers. He takes on Fox, who cheaply (and dreadfully) made has by this time become ad- kung fu soap operas, replete dicted to a drug known as with choppy editing and horrible Terrible Angel. The drug allows dubbing. The new Hong Kong him to pass through people, films are big budget roller altering their body tempera- coaster rides whose sole pur- tures and eventually making pose is to entertain. them his slaves. Like a knight Saviour of the Soul on a quest, Chin lets nothing (playing at the Tower Theater stand in his way. September 6N 10) is, perhaps, Saviour of the Soul is the the epitome of the Hong Kong live action equivalent of a comic entertainment film. Although book, obviously drawing it's the first science fiction film heavily on Japanese manga I've heard of from HK, it takes and animation. It has self- just about every genre popular guiding knife grenades, bullets in their current cinema and that suck all the oxygen out of mixes them into an outrageous the air and exploding gas no-holds-barred action ride that mains. At times, the lead char- never takes itself seriously. acters even seem able to fly. Assassins, martia artists, high Logic, of course, is not allowed tech weaponry, supernatural to get in the way of a good r;. cults, slapstick story. comedy, true romance...y ou Saviour of the Soul also name it, it's all here. boasts some of the most spec- The film takes places in an tacular cinematography and set unspecified futuristic setting. designs seen in some time. Yo May-Chun is a female as- Every shot is a work of art and sassin, as beautiful as she Is effectively draws you Into the deadly. By blinding another film's surreal, off-kilter world. assassin, Eagle, and saving a If you're a die hard fan of *TOWERT AT princess, she incurs the wrath the new Hong Kong cinema, of that assassin's protege, Fox. you'll love this film. And if you're In their first encounter, she not, you will be after seeing it. blinds Fox in one eye and es- -Joe Video hitchhiking woodland creature. This prizes for the biggest deer killed was my fihh dill. I'm an ace. the smallest vehicle, Including Motor The lrst was an antelope, which cycles. After dl, the fewer deer, th~ is dumber than a deer. Then Ihit two fewer accident claim6 they'll have tr deer (ontwodifferentoccasions). Then Pay. Ihit a cow. -Maybe genetic engineers couh The deer was orunched. Ditto Come to think of it, cows are create a new deer species wlth glow AN INTIMATE the car. dumber than antelope. Luckily the in-the-dark rumps. (hunter orfie? The deer limped off on Its front cow Ihit was already dead and there- The problem is that when you hit thc m~illil-jZVOUS legs because the back ones weren't fore lying down. If itwmn't, Iwouldn't deer, you'd get the glowy stuff on you working so well, and It didn't stop to have had the enviaorating experience car and hunters would rhoot your oar trade llcenw numbers. of going airborne in my car, or the -Creatingrabbit-slzeddeerwon' WITH BAMBl if I'd had a hunting license, I'd ability to talk about It later. do. There are enough rabbis to hi We need a universal, 24-hours- chased it down and strapped il on my Factory warranty on the car Ihad already. a-day, seven-days-a-week,no-weap- lender and take H home-if I had a then was good for only four animal -Creating deer smart enough t( ons-barred deer hunt thrcru~houtthe fender. owies so I traded It for the Sprint. stay off the road is beyond moder~ West until every deer is a rug, a hat Weep me no tears for Bambi-I When I took the Sprint to the 6clence. rack, or Coyote Chow. could have been killed. body shop for a damage estimate for -More deer are hit at night tha~ The hunt would be open to any It's not Ike Idrhre an M-1 &nk. I the insurance people, I had to take a during the day. Are they atlracted tc man, woman or child who would use drive a 1980 Chevy Sprint. With a number and wait behind two deer headlights? Maybe fewer deer woulc any weapon from spitballs to tactical three-chipmunk engine, it gets good collisions and a moose hit. be hit at night if people drove wilhou nuclear devices to kill deer. We're mileage, but it's made of paper, snot That's when I decided to get a headlights. Why has nobody testa talking total War here. The goal is and good will. It's no good In a coill- moose next. I also came up on with this theory? extinction. sion wlth any animal larger than a Final Solution Hunt. Deer free by W may be a tat This bloodlust isn't motivated by poodle. I made menotes: ambiSous but as more people experi prejudiceagainstcrinerswithtaomany Luckily, I saw the deer in time to -Game managers could make ence heart-stopping bumper-on logs. If Walt Disney had ever hit a slow down enough to hit it with my money by licensing cars as hunting vension thumps, support for the ider doer while driving, he never would bumper and hood rather than my teeth. weapons. More deer are killed by will grow. And it's not like I drove off the ------have made Bambi. Chevys than Smith and Wessons. Personally, Iwon'twaitforolficia A - -lorrdiooMn~~ble.-UuraeEhs - - - Deer are out to-kilFmC -Cacdoelecssould BBlLoptioonel ---sanction. I have a spot on my wal Last weekend, Iwas driving from deer's Idea thatthe emswasgreener cow-catchers for small cars bought by reserved for atroph~biilmoose,m] hereto there (details aren't important on theother side of the road-riihtnow. non-hunters. headlights don't work, I'm leaving m] Deer are everywhere.) when a big Thev also like to stand In the middle of -Insurance companies could sell glasses at home, and I'm going cruis buck dashed across the mad in front the ioad. What are they doing? Eat- deer collision insurance at roadside ing tonight. ofme. Ihit the brakes, nearly blacking ing pebbles? vending machines like they sell insur- outhom the negative G-force. Ihit the And It's not like it's the first ance at airports. deer. bumper-to-hipboneencounter with a -Insurancecompanies could give ITH 900 EAST, S - DUSTR .) fF.y*: .....$ $...... : ., . . :.:: ...... , .:.:.. - :: .,..,..;;.:.x tb:, C "' : ' ' '""':' ing, like schizophrenics linir ,$,, ,*,* " I p matchsticks side-by-side as op- e. r>)i ". $,:-a She has, for quite some time posed to end-to-end to see how now, disagreed with specieschau- many it would take, one way and vinism. It is as ridiculous a notion then the other, to gird the earth. to her as Manifest Destiny. Both We seek anomalies and then, beliefs have wrought havoc in the finding them, are dedicated to the world. Theonly thing that seemed proposition that they cannot re- (to her) to separate human beings main anomalies and must fi into from all other beings was differing our picture of the universe. We are levels of thought processes. insecure and so the inexplicable is Looking around her at the re- always the ominous. Thus springs mains of the planet we seem bent the darker side of our natures in on destroying, the only obvious being; the occult is born and we differences in human thought pro- create godsto bearthe brunt of our cesses seemed to be their unnatu- horrible inability to comprehend. ralness and insanity. We are an She follows no prescribed set insane species, she thinks, unique of beliefs. What she accepts as only in our unquenchablethirst and reality is that which she finds cur- apparent relish for cataloging in- rently feasible. She has been on formation and, like pack-ratsof the many 'side paths' and has discov- mind, not knowing what little tidbit ered a disturbing truth. And it is of knowledge may someday come this-ALL BELIEFS ARE VALID- in handy, we pigeonhole every so- even when they contradict each called fact, meaningful or not. other. Society has not equipped The problem is, she reasons, herto understandand comprehend that we do not yet have an under- this and it is this knowing which standing of just what is meaningful has made her an anomaly. She no in life. This pigeonholing makes us longer fls into the sane and ratio- H6H B6YWORK TI FOR ITSELF feel busy and secure and we labor nalpictureofthe universethatmost onthe hopethat, when allthe holes accept. are filled and no slot stands empty, She has been told on more we will havefound THE ANSWER than one occasion to "straighten and will have justified our exist- out her thinking." But what if she ence. It is an illusion, for behind can no longer accomplish linear every pigeonhole isatiny trap door thinking? What if there are perma- which opens up on a whole new nent multidimensionalscars upon *BODY PIERCING rn galaxy of darkness. thegray matter of her brain? Deep We are not equipped to find thinking tends to make one differ- STERILE METHODS the answers to the mysteries of ent from one's peers. Does this PRIVACY lie. Indeed, we are ignorant of mean that she is ahead of hertime- b even the right way to pose the or outside of it? Ca? she come to questions. This is the folly of con- conventional reality-and does she COVER-UPS 7 ventional science. We have be- COSMETIC want to? come compulsive in our fact-find- -Debra Buckingham TEMPORARIES r IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII,,,, ,,,. , \r SALT LAKE: I- , BUY SOMETHIN'? '1 I WANNA SELL SOMETHIN'? I - A IN OGDEN: - WANNA SEND A MESSAGE? 2443 KElSEL AVE. I TRY THE NEW SLUG CLASSIFIEDS I $3 FOR UP TO 20 WORDS I ! NOTHING SEXIST OR RACIST PLEASE! ! 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VAMPWSM The wind comes in Although, strictly speaking, the directly ofl the ocean, unyielding word "cannibalism" refers to the eatingof humanflesh, in psychiatric and unimpaired. practice a person with cannibalis- It blows toward the east, and it tic tendencies is one who enjoys biting the love partner for sexual seems to take excitement and manifests strong all the noise with it. oral sadistic impulses. boay (eccnymosls). unone occa- An attractive young girl was sion hergirlfriendcut herself while And I imagine referred for psychotherapy by a opening a can of vegetables. She all of the noise being carried gastro-intestinal specialist. For went over and sucked the blood several years this patient habitually from the bleeding finger, telling her away, chewed andatetoothpicks, pencils, friend that her saliva was antisep- and hair. Shedeveloped a gastritis tic and would heal the wound. The traveling, forever outward, on the for which she sought medical re- evidence tends to support the ex- solar winds of space. lief. Whenshe admitted the eating istence of sexual excitement as- of hair, her physician decided it lay sociatedwiththis peculiar deviation This thought calms me, outside his sphere and that she known as 'vampirism" (blood for a moment. needed psychiatric treatment. sucking). She reports that she felt After several sessions she a sensation in her vagina as she The notion that all our noise could described her deep love for her tasted the blood of her friend's roommate. She has been living finger, but did not admit this to her someday with her in a lesbian relationship roommate. disappeal! for several years. Her life history She identifies herself with her PRIMUS revealed an Electra complex (a sexual partner and wished that she Eventually, though, The oppressive strong attachment to her father) had her beautiful face, hair, and silence and wind with MELVINS and an identification with an older body. Often she would bie the ~uesda~,Oct 5th 7:30 brother. She had been a tomboy nipples of her partner's breasts manage to frighten me. Fairpark Coliseum as a child and throughout her life until the latter winced with pain Perhaps, I am feeling displayed a masculine type of ag- (oral sadism). Her sexual desires . $1 6 Advance at SoundOff, gressiveness. Whenever she was consisted of biting during love- a bit more insecure Ulan usual. Graywhale CD, Cosmic Aeroplane in afiiht with a boy, she would bite making, cunnilingus (active role) Or mayhe it is loneliness Irkin$ I him on thearm and face. Following and occasional tribadism (active her first experience at cunnilingus role). outside my door. Whatever it is she developed the habit of eating Thesamecannibalistictheme hair. The hair-swallowing repre- is met in statements by mothers it makes me feel small. sents a desire to devour the geni- when, in addressing a child the Miniscule. tals of her sexual partner. She had exclaim "Oh, I bve you so much- I had sex relations with a young could eat you." Psychoanalysts The prevailing wind . rnan but discontinued because on explain this phenomenon as re- shoves against the house, one occasion while performing sklual of the breast-sucking period fellatio she feared she might bite of development- a desire on the threatens to take it far away. his penis (desire to castrate him- part of the infanttoeatthe mother's oralsadism); eating toothpicks and nipple. 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