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PAGE 8 Students are accused of covering the Harlington Sports Ground pitch with four and alcohol // Joseph O’Connell-Danes MUSIC Hockey club members suspended after accusations of damage and urination NEWS a number of Imperial another organisation’s the committee members and Societies), and its sports clubs, took place storage facilities”. were suspended. fndings passed on to Fred Fyles at Harlington Sports ACC Men’s Rugby also In an email to their Imperial College Union’s Revisit Editor-in-Chief Ground on Wednesday, had a complaint raised mailing list, an ICHC Governance Committee. 4th October. A complaint against them, but Felix representative described The investigation has Kendrick’s was raised against ICHC cannot confrm whether the situation as “diffcult”, since concluded, and the masterpiece A complaint was raised after the trials, including the accusations were the asked members to be committee members have DAMN. about bad behaviour accusations that students same as those against “patient”, and emphasised been reappointed to their by Imperial College damaged the shower ICHC. that “you are a repre- positions. PAGE 16 heads in the changing As a result of the sentative of ICHC and In a statement, a rep- Hockey Club following rooms, made a slip and complaint, the Union sus- therefore Imperial College resentative of Imperial Freshers’ Trials. slide, covered the 3G pended a number of key Union”, reminding them College Union told Felix: TV (AstroTurf) pitch in four positions within ICHC, in- to “conduct yourself in “Last week we were made everal committee and alcohol, and urinated cluding the Club Captain, an appropriate manner aware of inappropriate members of on the pitch and Queens Treasurer, Secretary, at all trainings, matches, behaviour displayed by Imperial College Park Rangers Football and all Male Captains, and social events.” Some some of our members Hockey Club Club (QPR FC) storage including the Mixed Male members of ICHC posted during Sports Trials on S th (ICHC) and ACC Men’s facilities. In an email from Captain. Members of about the incident on social Wednesday 4 October. Rugby were temporar- Imperial College Union, ACC Men’s Rugby were media channels, using the We received a formal ily banned last week, ICHC were informed that also suspended. Those hashtag #pissgate. complaint and suspend- following allegations of the “serious” complaint suspended were unable to The investigation ed the student leaders Szechuan sauce misconduct at Freshers’ alleged that “a high per- carry out their Club roles, was led by a number of within the relevant clubs, show-down Trials. centage of club members attend events, or play for Union staff, including pending investigation. The Freshers’ Trials, were involved”, particu- the Club. An interim exec- Tom Bacarese-Hamilton, The investigation has now which were attended by larly in “the urination on utive was appointed while Deputy President (Clubs Cont. pg 3 PAGE 28 FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX EDITORIAL CONTENTS

EDITORIAL 2 What is Felix for? NEWS 3-4 Fyles – Felix E ith this year ed dit versity means that things POLITICS 5-6 being my Fr or are a bit different. There The Felix Team sixth at aren’t as many people who COMMENT 7-8 Imperial, come to uni with plans Editor-in-Chief W Fred Fyles if there’s one thing I’ve ready-made in their head • SCIENCE 9-10 learnt it’s that some things of becoming journalists never change. Curly fries and writers. You might Deputy Editor Joanna Wormald ARTS 12-14 will take centre-stage think that this is a problem • in student life, the Felix for a student paper, but News Editors MUSIC 15-17 Editor will rarely leave actually it can be the Joanna Wormald the basement, and sports opposite: the atmosphere • BOOKS 18-24 teams will get in trouble is a bit more relaxed, it’s Science Editors at some point during the easier for people to get Chris Richardson FILM 26 course of the year. involved, and students Henry Bennie I attended my f rst Com- do it out of the goodness • TV 27-28 munications Committee of their heart, rather than Comment Editors meeting in the Union chasing bylines. It melts Recruiting! TRAVEL 29 this week. I learnt a lot, my cold, icy heart. • like what happens in the Finally, I’d like to think Arts Editors FOOD 30-31 Union’s inner sanctum, that Felix is something that Indira Mallik and what biscuits are on students genuinely enjoy JJ Cheng LIBERATION 32 offer there. One question picking up and reading Adam Gellatly that was discussed a bit does is to cut through all writers, editors, illustra- every week. When I do my • HANGMAN 34-35 was ‘what is Felix for?’ that, to try and ensure that tors, and photographers. rounds of the campus on a Music Editors and I don’t think I have nothing is done about you, It’s sounds a bit glib, but Friday, dropping stacks off Andy Djaba PUZZLES 36-37 a clear answer. Please without you. I really do believe that in departments I’ve never Adrian LaMoury send in your thoughts on As such, being in the there are so many talented been in before, I love Henry Eshbaugh CLUBS & SOCS 38 a postcard to the Felix Felix team means listening people at Imperial who seeing people grab issues • off ce! to as many different people don’t get the exposure hot off the press, eager for Film Editors Ash Luckyram In many ways, the on campus as possible. that they deserve. During #content. Even if people SPORTS 39-40 Mikhail Demtchenko role of Felix is to keep Every story that we print my time on the editorial only turn to the centrefold Mark Aduol students up to date about in Felix has two sides, and team, I’ve gone through and Puzzles (shoutout Felix Off ce Michael Purdy Beit Quad, Prince Consort Road what’s going on, which it’s our job to make sure some incredible content to Joe for his Photoshop • London, SW7 2BB then allows them to hold that both those sides are from student writers, magic this week, and Books Editors Tel: 020 79548072 the College and Union to heard, so don’t be afraid watched new editors go Hamish for doubling up JJ Cheng Email: [email protected] account. You can’t effect to get in touch – unlike the from strength to strength, on the Puzzles spread), at Alice Peberdy felixonline.co.uk change if you don’t know other sabbatical off cers, I and shuttled between the least they’re reading. And • @feliximperial what’s happening, and never turn on out-of-off ce edit studio and the off ce my job is done. TV Editor Printed by Illifee Print – all due respect to both replies, mostly because I with cups of tea for our Oh, and this editorial Andrew Melville Cambridge, Winship Road, the Union and College can’t work out how to do Head Photographer as he also gives me a chance • Cambridge – the way decisions are it. does a sky replacement on to spill my guts each Food Editors Registered Newspaper communicated to students But another important Photoshop. week. Better than a diary Alice Davage ISSN 1040-0711 and staff can be a little aspect of Felix is creating Being at an all-STEM I guess... Chun Yuan Hii Copyright (c) Felix 2017 ‘heavy’. Part of what Felix a community of student (well, and business) uni- Andrada Balmez • Travel Editor THIS WEEK’S LONG-READ: Edita Pileckyte • Games Editors Recruiting! Sabb-otage: What the sabbatical team have planned • Tech Editor Tom Mrazek • Puzzles Editor Hamish Beck • Sports Editor Imraj Singh • Head Photographer Joe O’Connell Danes • Copy Editors Alexandre Adler Ash Pattar Astrid Zong Selin Olenik //Amy Mather Rhidian Thomas Ezgi Ozyilkan 2 READ IT ONLINE AT FELIXONLINE.CO.UK/SECTION/LONGREAD FELIX ISSUE 1671 NEWS More people are opening up about their mental health following campaign, Prince William told

NEWS Together was most active – there was a rise in the Joanna Wormald number of people talking Deputy Editor about their mental health. The proportion of women Fred Fyles talking about their mental Editor-in-Chief health increased from 52% to 61%, and for men Men are catching up it increased from 45% with women when it to 60%, narrowing the gender gap. The change comes to discussing represents an increase in their mental wellbeing, 1.2 million men speaking according to data about their mental health. analysed at Imperial’s There was also a more gradual increase in people Data Science Institute. talking about mental health in general, with a he Duke of 3% rise over the same time Cambridge vis- period. Charities partnered ited Imperial’s with Heads Together all T Data Science reported a rise in people Institute (DSI) to see contacting them. These the impact of Heads data indicate a “signif- Together, a mental health cant change” in attitudes initiative championed by to mental health. Most the Duke and Duchess of respondents surveyed said Cambridge and Prince they would talk to a friend The Heads Together campaign will now focus on men, the workplace, and the military // Imperial College London Harry. The duke also or family member about announced a £2 million their mental health and If we’ve made a big Imperial president Pro- health experts identifed discussing their mental investment fund to use a quarter would consult impression there, we can fessor Alice Gast said: “It and presented key trends health, as well as a TV technology to improve their doctor. However few work on the wider societal was an honour to welcome using the forefront series following mentally mental health. felt comfortable discuss- aspects.” Prince William to Imperial analysis and visualisation ill people running the Imperial’s Data Obser- ing their mental health at He added: “These and to collaborate with technology in our Data London Marathon. The vatory was used to display work. Heads Together will individuals who have the Royal Foundation to Science Institute’s Data Duke of Cambridge and the results of an analysis now specifcally focus on spoken have probably got produce this important Observatory,” she added. Prince Harry have both carried out by the DSI the workplace, the mili- a reasonably good support evidence for the Heads Heads Together was recently spoken of their on 14,000 responses to tary, and men, who make network. Are we missing Together campaign. founded in February last mental health following YouGov surveys relating up 75% of suicides. a whole set of people “Imperial excels at year, and has partnered the death of their mother, to mental health. The The duke said: “We who have had very bad multidisciplinary research. with eight mental health Diana, Princess of Wales, study found that from were trying to understand experiences at young ages Our mathematicians, charities, including Mind 20 years ago. February to May 2017 – why people weren’t [or] bad mental health computer scientists, data and CALM. The campaign the period in which Heads sharing their problems. already?” scientists, and public has shown celebrities Hockey players warned to “conduct yourself in an appropriate manner”

NEWS at all times.” misconduct by the ACC clubs in recent years”. and cricket squares. It is operation at the Harling- A College spokesper- Men’s Hockey and ACC They have four men’s used by student and staff ton playing felds led (cont.) son told Felix: “Imperial Men’s Rugby clubs, the teams, two women’s at Imperial, as well as to the foundation of the College Union has very Union suspended several teams, and a mixed team. members of the public. Harlington Trust in 1989, concluded. The students clear policies and rules in committee members of It was among the most QPR FC have used the which grants funding to are aware their behaviour place regarding the behav- both clubs pending inves- popular sports clubs at ground since 2005, when clubs, up to the total value was inappropriate and iour of all members of its tigation into the incident. Imperial last year, with they took it over from of £50,000 a year. have been sanctioned as clubs and societies. Any Following the outcome of over 100 members. Chelsea Football Club. Felix reached out to well as warned of the breach of these policies this, action has been taken Harlington Sports The College claims that the ICHC and ACC Men’s increasing consequences and rules is taken very by both clubs. Those Ground is located near partnership has “brought Rugby, but both were of any future misconduct. seriously by the College suspended have now been Heathrow Airport. It great beneft to Imperial unavailable for comment. Our members are ambas- and the Union, and dis- reinstated.” consists of a number of students through access sadors of the Union and ciplinary action will be ICHC describes itself as sporting facilities, includ- to QPR FC’s professional College and we expect taken where necessary. As “one of the most success- ing rugby and football coaches”. Money received them to uphold our values a result of allegations of ful London college hockey pitches, AstroTurf felds, from a gravel extraction 3 FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX NEWS Enquiries continue into Exhibition Road car crash NEWS under investigation the “I heard a loud bang fol- hurt.” Exhibition Road. Speak- Anyone with any following day. lowed by some crunching Nine people, including ing at the Cheltenham information is asked to Joanna Wormald Eleven people were sounds, like metal hitting the driver, were taken to Literature Festival, he contact the Serious Colli- Deputy Editor injured when a black metal. My initial reaction hospital. Most suffered said: “We would want sion Investigation Unit at Toyota Prius minicab was there must have been minor head or leg injuries Exhibition Road to be Merton Traffc Garage on mounted the pavement some collision. Fearing a and have now been dis- pedestrianised though of 020 8543 5157. You can A man detained outside the Natural terrorist attack, I wanted charged from the hospital. course we will have to talk also call Crimestoppers on suspicion of History Museum and hit to make sure I got out of An Imperial student was to the locals about how we anonymously on 0800 555 dangerous driving has two other cars. Emergency the area as fast as possible. injured as people fed to would accomplish that.” 111. services set up a cordon I started sprinting to the South Kensington tube been released under and evacuated the area, station in a panic, like station and rushed down investigation. with bystanders feeing everyone else,” he said. the escalators. Exhibition the scene or being ushered He added: “I calmed Road was reopened the nquiries contin- into the Science Museum. down a bit when I realised day after the accident ue into the road It was quickly established the danger was most likely although a cordon is still traffic collision that the incident was not over and nothing had in place around a street on Exhibition terrorism-related. happened since the crash. sign with which the car E th Road on Saturday, 7 of First-year mechanical I started to worry when collided. October. A 47-year-old engineering student Kyr- news outlets reported a Director of the Victoria man arrested at the scene iacos Theocharides was big incident. I didn’t know & Albert museum Tris- on suspicion of danger- nearby when the incident how bad the situation was tram Hunt has suggested ous driving was released occurred. or if anyone was seriously banning traffc from

Eleven people were injured as the car mounted the Police patrolled a cordon that shut down Exhibtion Road and part of Cromwell Road // Joanna Wormald pavement on Exhibition Road // Joanna Wormald Petition asks for Wetherspoons to take over Union bars and attacks cost-saving claims as “complete bollocks” NEWS

p e t i t i o n the move from Stella alcohol content. In order to be given a contract to run Deputy President Sung Soo Moon d e m a n d i n g Artois to Bud Light would maintain a real-terms price the Union bars as “clearly (Finance & Services) News Writer that the Union save students more than freeze, the petition argues [Wetherspoons] could do Matt Blackett declined to A “replace Bug £10,000 as remaining with that Bud Light should be a better job of not ripping comment. Light with an actual Stella would have required priced at £2.36 per pint. off the Union’s beloved A protest petition beer” has attracted 276 a 10p price increase to It goes on to assert members.” urging the Union to signatures at the time of £2.80. The move is also that the Union could sell The petition has been The petition can be reverse its decision going to press. Started supposed to ensure drink cheaper and better beer signed by 1.5% of ICU found at https://www. last Friday, the petition prices do not exceed in- while still making a proft. members. Supporters have change.org/p/imperial- to replace Stella with claims rising prices are fation (currently at 2.9%). A pint of Bud Light in the commented “no human college-union-replace- “trash” Bud Light “ruining the experiences The petition attacks this Union bars costs £2.70. should have to drink Bud bud-light-with-an-actual- has attracted 276 of virtually all Imperial as “complete bollocks”, The same in Wetherspoons Light”. Descriptions of beer signatures in fve days. students”. saying that the price has is £2.30. The petition sug- the beer include “trash”, The Union said that risen 12.5% in terms of gests that Wetherspoons “shit”, and “fake beer”. 4 FELIX ISSUE 1671

POLITICS [email protected] Catalonia faces a uncertain future after an independence vote riddled with irregularities After a questionable referendum that saw voters camping out in polling stations and being attacked by police, the fate of Catalonia has yet to be decided.

POLITICS but because of the way to vote without being left Catalonians angrier Aida Manzano that this question is being regulated, and transported and more frustrated than asked to the Catalonian without having been ever because their voices Kharman people. sealed. There were also are repeatedly silenced. Politics Writer A review by interna- suggestions some ballot The aftermath was no tional observers conclud- boxes may have contained less problematic than the ed the referendum did not votes before arriving at referendum itself. Shortly o you want comply with international polling stations. after the referendum, the Cataluña to be Even if the referendum an independ- had been carried out to D ent state in the “There is no international standards, “Instead of form of a republic? This it would have still been was the question posed legal way for illegal under Spanish dialogue, to the 5,313,564 inhab- constitutional law, and it is itants of Cataluña, of Catalonian here that the real problem Spain crushes which an overwhelming resides. There is no legal any possibility 90% voted “yes”, with a people to way for Catalonian people turnout of 42.3%. decide if they to decide if they wish to of agreement While it is true that the be Spanish or not. The right to self-determination wish to be government offered no by using force” is a fundamental human legal dialogue or alterna- right, and that the people Spanish or not” tive to the people of Cat- should dictate the govern- alonia to ask them about president of Cataluña, ment and not vice versa, it their national identity. Carles Puigdemont, gave is of no surprise that this standards owing to numer- Instead, they sent the an ambiguous statement Rajoy claimed the referendum did not take place referendum was deemed ous irregularities. These police and civil guards to about the results. He stated: // Nina A J G illegal by the Spanish included people being ensure this referendum did “I assume the mandate that constitutional court (a allowed to vote multiple not happen, even if that Catalonia should become the effects of the declara- resorted to fearmongering. ruling corroborated by the times and use homemade included the use of force. an independent state in the tion of independence to Instead of using its power European Commission). ‘voting slips’. Some ballot We are left with the form of a republic.” But undertake talks to reach for dialogue, it crushes any Not because of the ques- boxes were placed in the questionable result of an this was swiftly followed an agreed solution. The possibility of agreement tion that is being asked, street, allowing citizens illegal referendum which by: “I propose suspending confict with Spain can be resolved in a negotiated way”. “Catalonians He effectively declared Catalonian independ- are angrier ence then took it back in the next breath. This and more caused havoc in central frustrated government and Spanish Prime Minister Mariano than ever as Rajoy has encouraged Puigdemont to clarify his their voices are statement. If Puigdemont refuses to back down, silenced” Rajoy can retaliate by activating Article 155 between itself and the of the constitution. This Catalonian government essentially allows the by resorting to the use central government to take of force. This is still no complete control over its justifcation for the poorly autonomous communities monitored referendum and (i.e. Cataluña) and allows the uncertain declarations it to take “necessary meas- of Puigdemont, but there ures” to force the region seems to be little chance to comply with laws and of understanding and obligations imposed by dialogue if both parties central government. continue to engage with Yet again, the Spanish each other in this manner. Only 42.3% of Catalonians were able to vote after police were sent to prevent the referendum // Nina A J G central government has 5 FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX

POLITICS [email protected] Right-wing parties predicted success in upcoming Austrian election

POLITICS organisation after a falling out with its leading Clemens Jakubec members. At a national Politics Writer Green Party congress in June, founding member Peter Pilz, famous for Two right-wing parties uncovering numerous are expected to take a scandals among previous combined 58% of the governments, lost his place on the list of Green vote share in Austria’s Party parliamentary can- upcoming elections. didates. As a result, he left the party and formed his own organisation called n the wake of a con- Liste Pilz, with which he troversial presiden- is now running for par- tial election which liament. In an interview I saw independent with Austrian national candidate Alexander Van broadcaster ORF, he said der Bellen assume power he hopes to provide an last January, Austria is alternative for non-voters holding a parliamentary and protest-voters, who election this Sunday. feel unsatisf ed with the In spring the parliament current state of affairs. unanimously decided to The ÖVP has also hold early elections, after undergone change. After the two governing parties, the resignation of Rein- the social democratic So- hold Mitterlehner as head zialdemokratische Partei of the party last spring, Österreich (SPÖ) and the foreign minister Sebastian Austrians head to the polls after year of political turmoil // MrPanyGof conservative Österreichis- Kurz took control of the che Volkspartei (ÖVP), ÖVP. As foreign minister and functionaries of power Social Democrats with discredit and insult Kurz, these predictions will concluded that they could he gained popularity in and changing the party’s current chancellor Chris- despite the involvement prove accurate. Some no longer work together recent years for closing colour from black to tur- tian Kern as their candidate of former SPÖ election experts still see the SPÖ due to major disagree- the Balkan route (the main quoise. have fallen to 23% from adviser Tal Silberstein in as a candidate for second ments on policy matters. route for refugees coming A poll by the Market 27% in just one week as a setting them up. Liste Pilz place. In any case the Since then the political to Europe in 2015). He Institut predicts an ÖVP consequence of a scandal is estimated to get 6% of stage is set for an exciting environment in Austria aims to transform the win with 33% of votes. involving a smear cam- the votes, followed by the election on Sunday in has changed drastically. image of the ÖVP, by The right-wing nationalist paign against Kurz. Kern neoliberal NEOS and the Austria. The Green Party for- attempting to deprive old, freedom party FPÖ comes has denied knowledge of Green Party with 5% each. mally expelled its youth established party members second with 25%. The two Facebook pages that It is hard to say whether We’re on the radio!

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COMMENT [email protected] Cuba Libre: What’s more to achieve than revolution? Behind the Facebook-ready vistas and the vintage cars, there’s an unsettling truth at the heart of Cuban society and politics.

COMMENT ally impossible. They’re not just a quirky feature, Jenny Eden they’re a reminder to Comment Writer residents of the stagnant economy. The next day we were n returning from driven to Havana in my holiday to one of these old relics, Cuba this year, accompanied by another OI immediately member of hotel staff – got to work making a presumably so that we shiny new photo album didn’t stray too far from for all those Facebook the tourist routes. He told friends out there who’d us about how wonderful probably rather I didn’t. Cuba is, how awful Revolutionary Square is England sounds, and in there, lots of palm trees, why it’s not so bad that and even that most cliché he can’t leave the island. of images: a hollowed-out After a bit more probing pineapple with a straw in on this unexpected it – as to indicate this is remark he elaborated: no ordinary pineapple. apparently Cuba does All very picturesque – as not permit its residents Cuban as it gets. However, to leave unless they are as is always the case with going for business or social media snaps, the another official reason; album is an airbrushed even then there’s no portrayal of my holiday and by extension of Cuba. Much like Raul Castro and “Amidst the Fidel before him, I make sure you only see the best smiling faces bits. You might like vintage cars, but what about communist rule? // Flickr/Pedro Szekely What we actually saw there was the beyond the hotel was sense that not help them go on holiday, Castro’s inner circle rest of us surge forward nothing changes.” a country unchanged see family elsewhere in using one set of facili- into the 21st century. The Some will always for decades. A place so all is right in the world, or simply to ties and everybody else Castros live on, and so uphold Cuba as a social- steeped in nostalgia it escape to a new life. having to use another. too does the feeling that ist model of fairness and never thought to look this tropical To escape is the last Here you get the there is nothing more to liberation from the cap- forward. And amidst the thing most sun-worship- sense that the world is achieve than revolution. italist machine. Maybe smiling faces there was paradise” ing, white sand-chasing passing by and people in The leaders are compla- I’m wrong in saying the sense that not all is tourists think on arrival Cuba are helpless to do cent (in everything but it’s not. People in Cuba right in paradise. to Cuba. But as a resident anything about it. GDP are equal, I suppose. Away from the ears guarantee you will be it’s easy to understand was down 0.9% in 2016 Equally down-trodden, of hotel managers, our allowed to go. First a why: aside from their and yet the communist “People in equally frustrated – frus- guide explained to us letter from the travellers lack of freedom Cubans government still loosens trated by the poverty, the how Cold War-era ra- host is required – fee must contend with the its tight control on the Cuba are decay, the stagnation. tioning is still in place $128. Then permission crumbling buildings and markets at a snail’s pace. But above all by their for Cuba’s residents. from their work place infrastructure; the state Out of a population of equal. Equally lack of freedom, the One chicken leg per is needed, and finally owned TV channels, 11.1 million only 38.8% down-trodden, acquisition of which month, no beef – that’s and there’s an exit fee – the restricted wifi and have access to internet, will always outshine only for tourists. To kill $150. The success of this internet access; old cars meaning the majority of equally monetary equality as a a cow illegally results process is very much hit spewing out god knows the population are out of human need. After all, in the same penalty as and miss, with applica- what, choking up the the loop with any current frustrated by have you ever heard of murder, the resources are tions often denied and streets. Their world affairs not broadcast an inmate satisfied with that scarce. He went on the money collected by famous health care is by biased state-owned the poverty” life behind bars because to talk about the colour- the government anyway. remarkable considering media. As a result of such of uniform portion sizes ful classic cars – a result To increase chances of the limited resources, restrictions Cubans are in the canteen? I doubt of ancient economic success many of the hotel but even in this depart- stuck in the 1960’s, both keeping control). Or, as it, even if their prison is sanctions which made staff had sponsorship ment there lie problems, economically and psy- our guide put it: “Raul a tropical paradise. buying new cars virtu- from the hotel guests to with foreigners and Raul chologically, while the is the same as Fidel – 7 FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX

COMMENT [email protected] Why do science when it doesn’t make any money? The non-executive board of the UK Research and Innovation has been revealed, and the implication is clear: make money or get out.

COMMENT an ex-managing director to be no reason to believe of an investment bank, Sir that electricity will be Henry Bennie John Kingman. used as a practical mode Science Editor Through selecting of power.” these board members the Is the UK’s push for direction UK research will research to be useful in ne of our take is evident: the only the here-and-now, in an shortcomings science worth doing is economic sense, a step as a country has science that can have an in completely the wrong Obeen that whilst economic impact. On the direction? I would heartily we’re brilliant at primary surface this may seem like say yes, but what’s more research and at scientifc a fairly innocuous state- unsettling is that the trend discovery, we’re less suc- ment. Indeed, why waste isn’t specifc to the UK. cessful at making the most time and spend taxpayers’ Speaking at a European of those discoveries for money doing something Research Area conference commercial purposes – at that might not be of use to in Berlin last year, Carlos getting businesses to anyone? Moedas, the European actually get in there and Science can take time Commissioner for exploit the discoveries to show how it can be Research, Science and which our scientists are useful, and some of the Innovation said the next making,” said the United framework programme Kingdom’s Minister of for European research State for Universities, “Through funding, FP9, should have Science, Research and “a more sophisticated Innovation, Jo Johnson, selecting this approach” to impact. in an interview with The However, it is still yet House earlier this year. board, the to be understood, what Exploitation of science message is exactly Moedas means a.k.a. innovation, is at the by his comments. Some heart of the UK govern- evident: the believe he wants to rep- ment’s economic policy licate the UK’s Research and industrial strategy. only science Excellence Framework, This push has manifested REF across Europe, but itself in the accumulation worth doing is we will only fnd out when that which has the FP9 is developed over the next year. “Explotation of an economic The EU “poorly distin- guishes between research science, a.k.a. Jo Johnson, Minister for Universities, likes his science proftable // Wikimedia impact” funding and obsolete forms of industrial sub- innovation, is in and of itself; it needs plan for research is exactly across a wide range of sidisation”, wrote Peter at the heart to make a quantifable what I feared it might be. Google products. There most remarkable discov- Strohschneider, President economic impact. Johnson The UKRI non-exec- are also academics with eries have come out of of the DFG, a German of the UK qualifes this carefully in utive board will play a links to big business: our looking at something that research council. He is speeches: “Great science critical role in providing own President Alice Gast frst appeared pointless. highly critical of the UK’s government’s is, of course, important in strategic direction and is, amongst her other CERN management and the EU’s stance on its own right, as well as oversight of research roles, a board member of thought Tim Berners-Lee impact and believes that economic yielding enormous practi- funding in the UK. Chevron, who “work[s] to was wasting time with his research can only have policy and cal benefts.” His delicacy Members of the Board – meet the world’s growing useless world wide web; true impact when antici- implies how he thinks who were appointed by demand for energy by ex- the Nobel-prize-winning pated short term benefts industrial we should view science: Johnson, and will typical- ploring for oil and natural cancer researcher Paul are not allowed to become fundamental research is ly serve for between three gas.” Another important Nurse stumbled across the main criterion for strategy” necessary, but we should and fve years – include member is Lord Browne, a gene for cell division funding decisions. focus on its practical a number who specialise who chaired the Browne after watching yeast, and I side with Strohsch- outcomes. in turning science into Review which recom- in 1867, nine years after neider, for in my eyes the of all UK funding councils This analysis could an industry: Mustafa mended the removal of Faraday’s death, a meeting truth worth of science is into one super-council: UK be thrown off as mere Suleyman is co-founder the student fees cap. He is of British scientists pro- unquantifable and beyond Research and Innovation cynicism, but with last and Head of Applied AI emblematic of universities nounced that “Although any measure of impact. (UKRI). Science can no week’s announcement of at DeepMind, where he is becoming a business. And we cannot say what longer survive as a worth- the non-executive board of responsible for integrating what would a research remains to be invented, we while human endeavour UKRI, the government’s the company’s technology funding council be without can say that there seems 8 FELIX ISSUE 1671

SCIENCE [email protected] Fetishisation of the Nobel Prize continues Science and the world is changing quickly all around us: does the Nobel Prize need to catch up? SCIENCE E C EDICIN Henry Bennie O Y/M E N G O Science Editor O L

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ainer Weiss, P Kip Thorne, and Barry Barish re- Rceived the Nobel Prize for Physics for their discovery of gravitational wave: distortions in the YSICS PH fabric of space and time. // Nobel Media. Ill. N. Elmehed They led the Laser Interferometer Gravita- tional-Wave Observatory (LIGO) project and EMIS helped to make and keep CH TRY it a reality. However, the hundreds of scientists in LIGO that actually made the discovery received none of this recogni- tion. The Nobel Prize committee’s refusal to award prizes to groups or collaborations is causing problems and giving a misleading impression of how a lot of science is Nobel Prize in Physiol- others who may have H. Thaler for incorpo- market outcomes. Indeed (ICAN). But this raises actually done. ogy or Medicine went to had an equally important rating psychologically it would be interesting to the question: if one prize The same issues crop up Jeffrey C. Hall, Michael role are eliminated from realistic assumptions into study how these affect the can be awarded to an all across science. Jacques Rosbash, and Michael W. history. analyses of economic de- Nobel Prize market. organisation, can the other Dubochet, Joachim Frank, Young for their discoveries As if by some strange cision-making. By explor- It may not be entirely prizes be awarded to large and Richard Henderson of molecular mechanisms occurrence, this year’s ing the consequences of fair to say the Nobel science collaborations? won the Chemistry Nobel controlling the circadian Nobel Prize for Econom- limited rationality, social Prize committees are If only Kazuo Ishiguro Prize for the development rhythm. ics could go some way to preferences, and lack of completely out of touch. had written more sci-f, of cryo-electron microsco- The Nobel Prizes explaining why the Nobel self-control, he has shown This year’s Peace Prize we (the Science section) py, which both improves repeatedly pedestalise a Prize committee are so how these human traits was timely awarded to the could have had a clean and simplifes the imaging select number of scientists unwavering. The prize systematically affect indi- International Campaign to sweep! of biomolecules, while the as deities, meanwhile was awarded to Richard vidual decisions as well as Abolish Nuclear Weapons 75% of global honey contaminated with pesticides

SCIENCE of evidence suggesting to permanently extend the Over 100,000 inverte- and increased pesticide long-term if colony repro- that neonicotinoids, like neonicotinoid restrictions brate species have a role use. duction is impaired. Laura Bailey many pesticides, are to all crops and commit in pollination and have a Exposure may not Researchers tested 198 Science Writer causing long-term harm to to keeping any ban considerable infuence on immediately kill a bee, honey samples for the pollinator populations. post-Brexit. In June, Julie the production of more but the results of studies fve most common neon- Neonicotinoids have Girling, a British MEP than 150 global food showing sub-lethal effects icotinoids. Samples were ccording to a been banned from use from the European Con- crops. are concerning. collected from all conti- study published on fowering crops in the servatives and Reformists However, the most Impacts include effects nents, as well as various 6th of October, EU since 2013, but this Group, led an attempt to crucial pollinators to on immune effciency, isolated islands. 75% A75% of global ban only applies to plants block the neonicotinoid agricultural crops are bee foraging effciency, re- had a minimum of one honey samples were such as oilseed rape and ban. Her bid was thrown species. Over the last few productive success, queen neonicotinoid, 30% had contaminated with several to sowing treated seeds out by the European decades, many pollinator survival, and changes in only one, 45% had two or neonicotinoid pesticides. during the spring or Parliament’s environment populations have declined behaviour. If the rate of more and 10 % had four or Levels detected are summer. The ban does committee, but is seen by due to various human-re- pollination or amount fve. Concentrations were below the threshold not apply in gardens or some observers as being lated pressures. These of pollen collected is highest in Europe, North deemed dangerous for to crops such as winter part of an effort by the include loss of habitat, lowered, the colony is at America, and Asia. human consumption. The wheat. UK’s Conservative Party intensifcation of agricul- higher risk of disease and report, however, adds Environmental groups to prevent the proposed ture, a more uniform and parasites, and may be less weight to a growing body urged the UK government ban. less biodiverse landscape, likely to survive in the 9 FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX

SCIENCE [email protected] Fear Factor: Zombie ants Fear is one of the driving factors of human behaviour, but not everything we see in horror flms is a fantasy. Science already has a wealth of horrifc things, starting with parasitic fungi and moving up to bacterial mind control.

SCIENCE however. There is a para- sitic fungi capable of com- Henry Throp mandeering the bodies of Science Writer not-long dead ants. Researchers noticed that fossilised remains of umans thrive leaves bared the hallmarks off fear. Many of tiny ant bites. These put themselves fossilised leaf remains Hin situations to date back approximately induce a sense of tension, 48 million years ago and of being utterly in the were found at the Messel moment, feeling truly Fossil Pit in Germany. alive; fear is a motivator Independent of this, the for many a near-life ex- same ant bite marks were perience, after all. These taken from the underside instances are fairly regular of leaves in southern occurrences: be it horror Thailand. As a prior flms, deciding autono- warning, if you’re an ant, mously to visit Metric on a Wednesday evening during Fresher’s Week or, “Zombies are a perhaps for the downright foolhardy, deciding to visit nightmare, but once again the week after. Looking around a busy surely nothing tube train flled to the brim more than A zombie ant apocolypse is coming soon // Wikimedia with hordes of commuters, myself included, momen- that?” (not colloquially) as Ophi- that the fungus appears sounds like a somewhat may act to maximise the tarily brain-dead to their ocordyceps unilateralis, to secrete metabolites, less PG sequel to Pixar’s A possibility of transmis- surroundings, what better this fungus modifes the Guanidinobutyric Acid Bug’s Life. sion of the parasite to place to start than with this next section may make ant’s behaviour. In some (GBA) and Sphingosine, OK. OK. I hear what further hosts. Luckily, the man’s undead counterpart: for some grim reading. sense, having been infeced that are “likely involved in you’re thinking. This is behavioural effects have the zombie. The bite marks are by the fungus, the ant is zombifying their hosts” by pretty creepy stuff, but not yet included climbing Zombies are a night- indicative of ants in their already dead. hijacking the ant’s central there’s a pretty big dis- into trees to maximise the mare, but surely nothing death-throws. Having Professor Matthew nervous system. The ant tinction between ants and effciency of spreading more than that? Nature is been infected with a Fisher from Imperial climbs to approximately humans. Tell me when infective spores (This is a wonderful awful thing, parasitic fungus, known College London said 25cm above the forest undead humans can be perhaps something that the foor, biting onto leaves parasitically reanimated. observant reader should in the lower canopy, In fact, maybe don’t talk watch out for this Hal- evidenced for by the scars to me even then. loween). Professor Fisher, seen on leaves in the Rhine Enter Toxoplasma noticing my distress, Rift Valley. The fungus gondii, which infects many added that “examples of grows as a spine through more complex mammals, fungi maximising their the back of the ant’s potential for transmission head. Once the ant dies, in higher organisms are, the spores held within “Toxoplasma fortunately, rare”. the spine explode out and While the chances of a shower onto other ants on gondii infects full-blown Walking Dead the forest foor, spreading style apocalypse may still the infection once again. more complex be fortunately low, the The fact that evidence mammals, possibility of behavioural for this symbiosis exists modifcation due to the through varying different including presence of parasitic epochs to the present day infections – immensely is testament to the tenacity humans” interesting and infnitely of the infection. With little sellable to Hollywood to no protection for the including humans. This – is still a pretty freaky ants, the only solution parasite, while not a prospect. offered by the colony fungus, has been known to is to carry off infected alter the host’s behaviour, members to avoid colo- encouraging risky or even Toxoplasma gondii infecting a mouse brain: creepy stuf // Wikimedia ny-wide infection in what impulsive decisions which 10 Algorithms

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ARTS [email protected] Making it on their own: Barbican Centre’s celebration of young talent Just as Jean-Michel Basquiat surrounded himself with artises, the Barbican has put together a day of collaboration between key players in the London arts scene.

ARTS Not all of the works featured had direct links TOO YOUNG FOR to Basquiat: Grasp the WHAT Nettle, a feature length documentary made by the WeAreChange collective (which is available on YouTube) concerns a Where? Barbican Centre group of lands rights activists struggling against When? 7th October corporations, government, and police in order to set Freya Hepworth- up a eco village in an aban- doned plot in Brentford. Lloyd They aimed to be entirely Arts Writer self suffcient – live liter- ally off the (National) grid n conjunction with and survive off food they their retrospective collected in supermarket on the American skips. In doing so they Iartists Jean-Michel attempt to create a self- Basquiat – Boom for made community away Real – last Saturday The from an increasingly Barbican held Too Young consumerist world, ex- for What: a celebration of ploring a rebellion against Basquiat’s legacy and the the state and modern way youth working in London of living. The flm shows today. In the cavernous how the village soon halls of the Barbican attracts outcasts who most Centre, zine makers, short importantly found a sense flm directors, poets, and of place in this community. photographers set up In bringing together the workshops, encouraging many facets of Basqui- the public to get involved and displaying their art. I made a zine, watched a Yeah, this portrait looks nothing like me // Tristan Fewings / Getty Images “Jacob Sam-La short flm, and listened to some poetry. It was were revealed SAMO© were encouraged to get roots in pop culture and Highlighting that the best Rose is trying all about collaboration disbanded. Within a few involved in making art. has strong feminist and work comes from learning and identity, which were years, Basquiat’s fame had In one of the rooms, queer bias. The latest from others and exploring to promote themes strongly apparent grown, leading most from Holly Casio was running feature from her zine is a oneself in relation to one’s the idea that in the Basquiat exhibition. an unlikely friendship a workshop on zine-mak- warm, educational, and peers. Rose’s connection Basquiat left home with Andy Warhol whom ing. Casio is an artist who humorous comic on OCD. to Basquiat was apparent – absolutely when he was 17 and he met by selling him It is illustrated with decep- he’d written a poem about started his art career as a three handmade postcards, tively simply linework, Basquiat’s confdence the anyone can graffti artist in New York each for a dollar. During “Basquiat brimming full of expres- young artist had in his City, a grossly deprived his life, tragically cut short sion, reminiscent of Nick own art. In an age where write poetry” and bleak city. Graffti by drugs, Basquiat formed formed a Sharatt’s illustrations for young artists are increas- became popular at this a community around a children’s and young adult ingly asked to be their own time (1980s) to brighten close-knit group of artists community fction such Jacqueline promoter and advocate, at’s work and psyche, the harsh, brutalist envi- who would gather to party, around a close- Wilson’s Tracy Beaker. Sam-La Rose is trying to the Barbican created a ronment and leave state- play New Wave music and Also featured was Jacob battle the misconception successful day that will ments of protest. Basquiat make art. knit group of Sam-La Rose, a poet many young people have hopefully inspire a new collaborated with a school This spirit of entrepre- whose work has now been that because of their generation of young artists friend Al Diaz to create neurship and working with artists” featured in some English background they cannot to believe that they can the graffti tag SAMO©. a range of contemporary, A-Level curricula. He lead succeed in the world of build their own commu- Their graffti was unusu- unusual media, creating a workshop promoting art, and trying to promote nities and succeed in the ally poetic and became spaces was at the centre makes zines – cheaply spoken word emphasizing a the space for people to world of art. the talk of New York’s of Too Young for What, produced magazines – on the importance of creative develop this confdence artistic circles. Eventually in which attendees, par- the themes of self-explo- expression and collab- and the idea that anyone when the duo’s identities ticularly young people, ration. Her work has its oration between artists. can write poetry. 12 FELIX ISSUE 1671

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Imelda Staunton as Sally in Follies // Johan Persson Sondheim’s classic Follies revived in London Terrifc choreography is combined with strong performances in an inventive new restaging of the much beloved musical starring Imelda Staunton.

ARTS and dowdier the former the two couples we are younger selves join in when she stands from her – the four leads, particu- Weisman girls reminisce given fashbacks to their until the stage lights up dressing table, belting larly Imelda Staunton and FOLLIES on beauty lost, the paths youth. At the same time in a wonderfully uplifting out the fnal painfully Janie Dee as Sally and not taken, the lives not the ghosts are conscious galore of shimmies and defant ‘I’m still here’ is Phyllis are tremendous. lived. In particular the of the future, watching heel ficks. In the quieter electrifying – rent, much Staunton’s singing was a story focuses on best warily as their older, but numbers, such as in Tracie like the rest of the musical personal revelation, her friends Phyllis and Sally no wiser selves retrace Bennett’s rendition of ‘I’m with a undercurrent of portrayal of Sally deeply Where? The National who have lost touch since past mistakes. Here, Bill Still Here’, in which she bittersweetness. affecting. Dee’s acerbic Theatre they left New York. Life Deamer’s fantastically recounts to the audience It is this recurring thread wit is on sparkling form, has taken them in different deft choreography really of melancholy, beyond the making ‘Can I Leave When? until Jan 3rd directions – Sally is a comes into its own, the superfcial glamour of the You?’ one of the funniest, housewife still struggling sequences in which the bright lights and sequins most memorable numbers How Much? £48 (limited with self image, Phyllis, two versions of the char- “Imelda of the stage, that lingers of the musical. availability) more confdent, more acters dance around each long after the curtain falls. There is much to successful, and outwardly other – sometimes mir- Staunton and It has brilliantly tempering commend Cooke’s revival, living the life they both roring, sometimes taking effects on the saccharine not least the wealth of Indira Mallik dreamed of is battling one another’s place – are Janie Dee as sweetness most of us meaty characters it offers Arts Editor demons of her own. Buddy stunningly good. the central expect from musicals. It older female actors, a de- and Ben, their husbands, The original, frst is perhaps this grounding mographic criminally un- are also ruminating on staged in 1971, gave only characters in the shared human derserved by the showbiz the past and the choices the central four characters experience of regret and world. It is easy to see n Follies, the shine that have both led them past and present versions, are both nostalgia that has made why Sondheim is a name has rubbed off from to troubled marriages. but in the new staging Stephen Sondheim’s almost synonymous with the Weisman Theatre. During the night of their director Dominic Cooke tremendous ” music and lyrics from Broadway. Follies, one of IThe musical sees a reunion, buried fames extends this to the entire Follies so enduring – as his earliest hits, is a true group of retired chorus reignite, and old hurts cast. This proves an beloved away from the musical theatre lover’s girls who once performed must be reckoned with. inspired choice, lending musical theatre stage as musical, with just the there gather to bid farewell Each character appears buckets of pizzazz to the the turbulent times she’s they are on it. right mix of unadulterated to their old haunt before it on stage as a duplicate, big dance numbers – Dawn survived, the presence of James Goldman’s book fun and pathos, with fan- is demolished. It is a love the ghosts of their former Hope leads a wonderfully her feather boa’d former by contrast has not quite tastic music to boot. It is letter to the New York selves mingle with energetic ‘Who’s That self watching from the stood up to the test of time unlikely to convert anyone of old, the glamour of the returning dancers, Woman?’ in which the sidelines heightens the – here, the musical sags in who is unsure of the form Broadway and the pain of watching their future older women recreate one poignancy. Bennett’s parts, feeling a bit dated, but for the converted, it is reaching middle-age with unfold. Through the of their favourite numbers, song almost steals the certainly staleness is not a triumph. regrets. Older, wearier, younger incarnations of and as they dance, their whole show – the moment for a lack of acting chops 13 FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX

ARTS [email protected] Angel enthralls at Arcola Theatre after Fringe success A remarkable performance from Avital Lvova lights up the one woman show about the ‘Angel of Kobane’ – the legendary sniper fghting ISIS in Syria.

ARTS Angel has just completed between characters. In running time of one hour just how powerful good gave London audiences a a successful run. Angel some ways Angel feels this sometimes feels more storytelling and acting chance to experience this ANGEL is based on the story of almost like one continu- than a little overwhelming. can be. ‘Good acting’ may gem and, although its run Rehana, a female fghter ous monologue – Rehana Other aspects of the well be an understatement at the Arcola is now over, believed to have helped is taking the audience story are much more when it comes to Lvova’s it has left a lasting im- defend the Syrian town of through her story – we are nuanced: Rehana’s own performance. She is re- pression on its audience. Kobane from ISIS in July right there with her, expe- internal confict is por- markable; the one woman The play has been touring Where? Arcola Theatre 2014. Although precious riencing every moment. trayed beautifully – she show gives her no breaks the world in the past year little is known about the At times the play is is angry and desperate, and no one to hide behind. and, following a sold-out When? Run ended Oct 7th woman herself, a mytholo- noticeably unsubtle: early but also guilty and afraid. Her role is physically and short festival run, a French gy has built up around her on in the play, a young Arguably the best portray- emotionally demanding as version of the play is now and this play combines the Rehana is bullied and al of this is in a scene where she flls the whole stage, being performed at the Vaishnavi sparse facts known about challenged by neighbour- she shoots down invading switching rapidly between Theatre Tristan Bernard Gnanananthan Rehana with the myths hood boys and prevented soldiers, narrating the characters and emotions. until December 30th. Arts Writer built around her as well from climbing a tree for death of each one: “The Despite all this, she keeps Further performances are as the true experiences of being a girl, she is forced rapist with his nine-year- the audience enthralled expected in 2018, and many women in Kobane. to pretend to be the wife old sex slave? Death. The with her performance, although any have yet to The atrocities suffered of a strange man merely homesick boy who made a there is no way you can be announced, hopefully n London it takes by women under ISIS to gain passage, and, at terrible mistake? Death.” tear your eyes away from a wider UK audience will something special have been highlighted by one point, is captured and It is one of the many ways her Rehana for the full soon be able to experience to be a stand-out western media, but less sold as a slave alongside Angel acknowledges that duration of the play. this unique play. Ivenue. The Arcola attention has been given dozens of other women. the people she is fghting Its not diffcult to see Whilst we wait, is just that: committed to to the women engaged in It is clear that Angel are not demons: like any why Angel was so well however, the Arcola’s diversity and accessibility, the frontlines of defence. doesn’t just want to tell war, this one is multifacet- loved at Edinburgh Fringe upcoming programme they stage performances Angel shines a spotlight Rehana’s story: it wants ed and there are victims on in 2016, achieving a continues to explore the of new and exciting plays, on these women and their to capture the experiences all sides. sold-out run and several stories of women often often fresh from festivals role in the confict. of the many thousand The staging is intimate. awards. It’s the third of ignored. Foremost of like Edinburgh Fringe. Its This play is a one-wom- women caught in this Arcola’s studio two is a writer Henry Naylor’s these is the currently commitment to diversity an show: actress Avital brutal confict. Although small space, with Lvova critically acclaimed showing All the Little and equality is refected Lvova plays Rehana as she such ambition should be frequently within arm’s series of plays Arabian Lights, tackling child in its programme: over its transitions from a young praised, at times, it makes reach of the audience. Nightmares and his latest sexual exploitation and the last season two thirds of girl aspiring to be a lawyer the play feel heavy handed This makes the experience play Borders premiered at stories of women and girls performances have been to a legendary sniper, – Rehana’s story feels all the more intense. The this summer’s Edinburgh who often slip through the led by women and stories but this isn’t her only almost unreal – she faces low ceiling, stark lighting Fringe and echoed the cracks in society. tackling issues of gender role. She plays Rehana’s challenge after challenge, and minimal props con- success of Angel and its and equality are a key father, mother, friends and running full tilt through tribute to the experience, predecessors. Angel’s feature. One such piece, foes, smoothly switching it all. In the play’s short a clear demonstration of transfer to the Arcola

Avital Lvova keeps the audience enthralled // Steve Ullathorne 14 FELIX ISSUE 1671

MUSIC [email protected] Moore, whose face Weird music suggested he was rather impressed with the re- ception. There was even made weirder time for some rarities with ‘Nausea’, which got its f rst live performance MUSIC vocal samples and sparkly since 2012, and newbie NEO WAX BLOOM synth lines neatly weave ‘Up All Night’, performed between hard kicks and for the very f rst time. deep bass, perhaps best And with the f nal “I’m a heard on ‘White Gum’: a loser baby so why don’t Artist: Iglooghost. Label: 160BPM+ grime banger you kill me”, it seemed Brainfeeder. Top Tracks: which ends in a particu- like it was all over. Sōlar Blade; White Gum, larly uplifting breakdown. Returning for one last Inf nite Mint. For Fans Of: The grime-inf uenced song, ‘Where It’s At’, the Jlin, Flying Lotus, PC Music. tracks in general tend to instrumentalists showed 40 minutes stand out on the album. all their prowess as Beck Pitch-shifted rapping introduced them one-by- Josh Lawrence becomes just another in- Music Writer strument in the onslaught of sine-waves and dirty “The kicks washing over you. ootwork is no On the more pop and I’ve seldom seen Beck-ter // Aiden Langan temperature in longer conf ned RnB inf uenced tracks to underground an undeniable Asian the room rose Fvenues in the inf uence shines through. Beck brings all the colours signif cantly, South Side of Chicago. Tracks contain scattered The twisted style of string plucks and vocal and didn’t drop house music has evolved samples, reminiscent of MUSIC like Mumford; this was nise. ‘Devil’s Haircut’ to become a muse for the productions of Japa- not folk for stadiums, hit hard and the crowd for the rest electronic music pro- nese Shibuya-kei artists Aiden Langan this was folk for each responded with manic ducers across the globe, such as Cornelius. ‘Inf nite Music Writer individual in the room. jumping and screaming. of the show’s infecting deep into the Mint’ utilises layers of He playfully interacted The temperature in the duration” rosters of prominent UK breathy vocals and bursts with the audience, like a room rose signif cantly, labels such as Hyperdub of percussion to make eck is the preacher, between songs. and didn’t drop for the and Planet Mu. This ex- something both loud and chameleon of He showed support for rest of the show’s dura- one, each responding with pansion of the genre is no intimate. Although, within pop music. You Bono in the face of people tion. During ‘Dreams’, snippets of other famous more apparent than when this intense maximalism Bwant a ballad? shouting “Fuck U2!” in the band gently slowed songs such as ‘London listening to this latest lies the albums downfall. You want a rocking guitar relation to his recent sup- down the song slightly Calling’ by The Clash, release from 20-year-old Sometimes the footwork solo? You want a funky porting stunt with the but this did nothing Gary Numan’s ‘Cars’ Irish producer Iglooghost. skeleton of a song is so dance song? Beck does it band and expressed to stop the crowd and family favourite ‘In Neō Wax Bloom obscured in overdubs all with exceptional ease. his dislike for the singing the backing The Air Tonight’ by Phil blends frantic, synco- the music starts to feel And with new album word “lit” (he much vocals so loudly that Collins. And now it really pated footwork rhythms fussy and robotic. This Colors out today (13th prefers “wowzer”). the band were visibly was over. People laughed, through grime, bass, RnB is particularly true on the October), Beck returned Later on, the big taken aback, not people cried, people sang and pop. Although this frenzied outro ‘Göd Grid’. to the capital to play a hits came thick and least bassist and people danced. collage of sounds reads Despite this, the secret intimate show at fast and the party Dwayne Beck brought all like a complete mess, it album presents a riveting London Bridge’s Omeara really took shape: the colours to provides a surprisingly collection of wonky-foot- last Sunday for an ‘All ‘Devil’s Haircut’, London on a uniform product, making work. In a genre full of the Colors Live’ show, ‘Black Tambourine’, Sunday evening; it unsurprising that the young and ambitious announced at 1pm on the ‘Dreams’, ‘E-Pro’, and a perfect concert. album was released on the producers, Iglooghost has day. Despite the adver- ‘Loser’, to name but a label of wonky pioneer undoubtedly distinguished tising, Beck did not play few. Beck’s music is part Beck’s new album Flying Lotus. Soulful himself from the crowd. Colors in full, but he did Colors is play all those aforemen- out today. tioned styles, and more. “This was Opening with an intro- spective ballad section, not folk for taken mainly from 2014’s Morning Phase, the crowd stadiums, this was hushed, listening was folk for intensely to Beck and his extremely accomplished each individual band. In his jet-lagged state, he mentioned that in the room” this would be the most “Mumford moment” we’d be getting, referencing the fact that Omeara is owned of the furniture in many by one of the members people’s music libraries, of Mumford and Sons. with numerous tracks Scary witches and sleepy snakes // Brainfeeder However, this was nothing you’d be sure to recog- 15 FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX

MUSIC [email protected] Deep Dive into DAMN. With the DAMN. tour on its way to London, revisit the album itself with Felix’s resident Kendrick stan

positive lyrics from ‘Al- smooth ballad, ‘LOVE.’, MUSIC Drake’s thunder by drop- DAMN., his 4th album, his pure lyrical ability. right’ to boost their ratings and ‘HUMBLE.’, ping this on March 23rd, with ‘BLOOD.’ and Ahead of the fnal verse, and push their agenda. which became his frst DAMN. just fve days after Drake we hear a story of him we hear a brief sample The album’s promotion number one as lead artist. released More Life. attempting to help a blind of Fox reporter Geraldo had fans expecting a more DAMN. is 2017’s Having said that, it’s woman, only for her to Rivera’s ludicrous claim aggressive Kendrick highest selling album and more likely that Kendrick turn around and shoot that “hip-hop has done and Kung-Fu Kenny its commercial success Artist: Kendrick Lamar. was addressing Big Sean, him. The track ends with a more damage to young delivers on this promise is proof of Kendrick’s Label: Top Dawg // who sneak-dissed the brief sample of Fox News African-Americans than with ‘ELEMENT.’. As ability to produce stand- Aftermath // Interscope. “saviour of rap” on his reporters criticising his racism in recent years” with ‘The Heart Part 4’ alone hits as well as Top Tracks: FEAR.; DNA.; track, ‘No More Inter- 2015 BET awards perfor- in response to Kendrick’s and ‘HUMBLE.’, K-Dot classic albums without HUMBLE. For Fans Of: J. views’. No offence to Big mance of ‘Alright’, from 2015 BET awards perfor- comes with a militant vibe, abandoning his integrity Cole; ScHoolboy Q; Chance Sean but there is simply TPAB. We then launch mance. Kendrick directly going at all other rappers by relying on shallow, ma- the Rapper. 55 minutes no comparing him to Ken- straight into the explosive responds to this criticism on the chorus of ‘ELE- terialistic subject matter. drick; it’s like comparing a second track, ‘DNA.’, on the next track, ‘YAH.’ MENT.’: “If I gotta slap Andy Djaba candle to the Sun. and Kendrick relentlessly when he says, “Interviews a pussy ass nigga, Imma Music Editor Kendrick ended ‘The bombards us with bar wanna know my thoughts make it look sexy”. With “Kung-Fu Heart Part 4’ by throwing after bar of pure heat. and opinions / Fox News the line, “Mr. one through down the gauntlet, warn- ‘DNA.’ is undeniably wanna use my name for fve, that’s the only logic”, Kenny is ince dropping ing the entire rap scene, an album standout, and percentage” and “Some- Kendrick again asserts b a c k - t o - b a c k his dominance over the coming at wack classics with rap game by effectively artists’ necks S2012’s good kid, saying “fuck your top fve m.A.A.d city (GKMC) and MCs list, I am the list”. and nobody is 2015’s To Pimp a Butterfy He further disregards (TPAB), Kendrick Lamar his competition when he safe!” has been relatively quiet says “I am legend, I feel – I would go as far as to like all of y’all is peasants” say that we’ve had to put on the poignant ‘FEEL.’. Although Kendrick up with polished medioc- Kendrick’s fnal verse on has taken a new direction rity in his absence. He did ‘ELEMENT.’ ends with, with DAMN., that’s not surprise fans with Untitled “Last LP I tried to lift the to say that storytelling Unmastered last year, black artists / But it’s a dif- has been completely but this felt more like an ference between black art- abandoned on this album. extension of TPAB. Fans ists and wack artists” and, In fact, almost every track were on red alert when, a with these bars, one thing tells its own story. His day after teasing its release is clear: gone is the Kum- storytelling prowess par- with a cryptic Instagram baya Kendrick from TPAB ticularly comes to the fore post, he released ‘The with the uplifting message on ‘FEAR.’ and the last Heart Part 4’. “The fve- of black empowerment. track, ‘DUCKWORTH.’, foot giant woke up out of Instead, Kung-Fu Kenny on which we hear Ken- his sleep” to declare he’s is coming at wack artists’ drick effortlessly foat reached “the legendary necks and nobody is safe. over three distinct beats status of a hip-hop rhyme It could be argued that whilst recounting a tale saviour”, denounce Kendrick’s conscious about the shocking coin- Donald Trump, and music requires too much cidental link between his challenge his contempo- thought, and hence isn’t father and Top Dawg, the raries (“Yellin’ ‘One, two, an easy listen for casual head of Kendrick’s label. three, four, fve / I am the fans. This could explain Kendrick is at his most greatest rapper alive!’”). his lack of chart-topping refective on ‘FEAR.’, He even sent subliminal hits (prior to DAMN., as he explores experi- shots: “My fans can’t wait Kendrick’s highest chart encing fear at different for me to son ya punk ass DAMN. // Top Dawg Entertainment success was ‘Swimming stages in his life. Each and crush ya whole lil’ Pools’ from GKMC, verse is delivered from shit / I’ll Big Pun ya punk “Y’all got ‘til April the 7th I’m not ashamed to admit body tell Geraldo this which landed at number a different perspective, ass, you a scared lil’ bitch to get y’all shit together”. that it gassed me so nigga got some ambition”. 17). However, Kendrick with Kendrick assuming / Tip-toein’ around my A week later, Kendrick much on frst listen that Through repeatedly refer- has noticeably reinvented the character of his strict name nigga, you lame / released outstanding vis- I was punching the air encing their criticism of his sound and moved mother on the frst verse, And when I get at you uals for the album’s lead for no damn reason. The him and hip-hop in gener- away from the jazz/funk instilling fear of author- homie, don’t you tell me single, ‘HUMBLE’. With fnal verse is particularly al on the frst three tracks, infuences of his previous ity into a seven-year-old you was just playin”. Ken- its catchy hook, Kendrick breathtaking, with Ken- Kendrick is telling Fox storytelling, conceptual Kendrick. Having grown drick and Drake have had effectively tells Big Sean drick using double-time News (and mainstream albums. DAMN. has an up surrounded by gang a subliminal beef since and the rest of his competi- fow to seemingly ft media in general) that he overall more marketable, violence and police brutal- Kendrick took shots in his tion to humble themselves, more rhymes in each sees through their delib- commercial sound and in- ity, Kendrick dedicates the infamous ‘Control’ verse all while using Sean’s “lil’ bar than sounds possible erate manipulation of his cludes radio-friendly hits second verse to his fear in 2013 and it’s telling that bitch” ad-lib. without coming up for air, name and image, and their like the Rihanna collabo- of an untimely death at Kendrick effectively stole Kendrick begins breathlessly showcasing misinterpretation of the ration, ‘LOYALTY.’, the age seventeen. In the fnal 16 FELIX ISSUE 1671

MUSIC [email protected] verse, Kendrick delves into his “fear of losin’ creativity” and paranoia around going broke de- spite his monumental suc- cess at age twenty-seven. With storytelling albums, the listener can easily get drawn in and there is a danger that the concept behind the album becomes stronger than its individual tracks. Kendrick avoids this expertly on DAMN. and takes fans on a journey from start to fnish. Throughout DAMN., Kendrick repeatedly refers to feeling afficted, beginning the frst verse of ‘FEEL.’ with “I feel like a chip on my shoulders”. It has been theorised that this chip on Kendrick’s shoulder is in response HUMBLE. // Billboard to those that continue to doubt his standing as the are direct descendants the concept of ‘wickedness ceived ‘saviour of rap’ croons, “In another life, I delivered four completely greatest rapper. Kendrick of the Israelites in the vs. weakness’. This con- position that he’s been surely was there”, further different listening experi- doesn’t believe he’s Bible. A few lines later, cept refects the battle be- given since TPAB. The hinting at the duality ences. TPAB and GKMC receiving the accolades Kendrick mentions his tween faith and fesh and it weight of expectation has of character that he has were met with widespread that his accomplishments cousin Carl Duckworth, is immediately introduced become a burden and, by previously referred to in critical acclaim due to deserve and this could ex- who is a member of the by the album’s opening juxtaposing tracks like his music. At the start of the visceral way in which plain why Kung-Fu Kenny Hebrew Israelites. At the lines, “Is it wickedness? ‘PRIDE.’ and ‘LUST.’ ‘DUCKWORTH.’, Kid they evoked the modern came so hard on tracks like beginning and end of / Is it weakness? / You (two of the seven deadly Capri literally tells us “We day black experience ‘DNA.’ and ‘ELEMENT.’. ‘FEAR.’, we hear voice- decide / Are we gonna live sins) with ‘HUMBLE.’ gon’ put it in reverse” and and DAMN. is almost an However, it’s more mails from Carl where he or die?”. Kendrick further and ‘LOVE.’ respectively, the track ends with us amalgamation of all his likely that Kendrick is effectively explains that refers to this on ‘XXX.’ Kendrick is showing previous offerings. While expressing his frustration Kendrick, and people of when a friend, whose us that, while trying to TPAB was concerned with at feeling abandoned by colour in general, feel son was just murdered, remain humble, show love “He frequently the state of the times, those constantly looking calls Kendrick saying, and stay true to his faith, DAMN. is more concerned to him for wisdom, guid- “K-Dot, can you pray for he continues to struggle uses religious with state of mind and self. ance and prayer, whilst not “DAMN. has an me? / It’s been a fucked with these sins of the fesh. Kendrick is an album offering him the same. We up day for me / I know Kendrick’s music lends imagery artist in a singles era; a repeatedly hear Kendrick overall more that you anointed, show itself to controversy and, unique artist who focuses bemoan this throughout me how to overcome”. shortly after DAMN. to remind on delivering cohesive, DAMN., alluding to it on marketable, Despite knowing better, dropped on Good listeners of the thoughtful, classic albums ‘ELEMENT.’ (“Bitch, all commercial Kendrick’s gut reaction Friday, the internet was in an era obsessed with my grandmas dead / So is to seek revenge and he rife with rumours of a consequences chasing easily-digestible ain’t nobody prayin’ for sound” replies, “I’ll chip a nigga, second album dropping on hit singles. He’s a self- me, I’m on your head, then throw the blower in Easter Sunday, not least of disobeying less rapper in a ‘selfe’ ayy”) and throughout his lap / Walk myself to due to troll tweets from generation and continues ‘FEEL.’. He repeats, the court like, ‘Bitch, I did TDE producer Sounwave. God” to tackle societal issues “Ain’t nobody prayin’ for afficted because they are that!’”. Kendrick ends the Although no second and address the prob- me” on its hook, and the being punished by God. verse with, “You should album came, it has been lems through his music. fnal verse of ‘FEEL.’ While some artists chip a nigga, then throw argued (and since con- hearing the whole album Kendrick has proved ends with Kendrick focus on God’s blessings, the blower in his lap / frmed by Kendrick) that, played in reverse before that he is undoubtedly the pleading, “I feel like the Kendrick prefers to focus Matter fact, I’m ‘bout to with DAMN., Kendrick Kendrick’s frst line from greatest rapper alive. He is whole world want me to on the fre-and-brimstone, speak at this convention / actually released two ‘BLOOD.’ (“So I was a league above his current pray for ‘em / But who jealous God of discipline Call you back”, followed albums in one. When the taking a walk the other competition and it’s now the fuck prayin’ for me?”. from the Old Testament. by a brief interlude: “Al- album is played from track day”) is repeated, bringing time to debate Kendrick’s Kendrick has never shied Kendrick has since said right kids, we’re gonna 1 to 14, we hear the story the album full circle. standing amongst the away from discussing reli- that he feels it’s his calling talk about gun control / of the ‘weak’ Kendrick DAMN. has no skippa- all-time hip-hop greats. gion in his music and this not only to share the joy of (Pray for me) Damn!”. Lamar and, when the ble tracks, which is just Time will tell where it album is no exception. On God but, more so, the fear By contrasting the vi- album is played in reverse, testament to the strength ultimately lands in the ‘YAH.’, Kendrick says, of God and, in his artistry, olent sentiment from this it tells the story of the of the album. Kendrick’s ranking of Kendrick’s “I’m a Israelite, don’t he frequently uses religious verse with the non-violent ‘wicked’ Kung-Fu Kenny. artistic innovation is overall discography, but call me black no mo’” – a imagery to remind listen- message from the ensuing This is hinted at through- matched by few and DAMN. feels like another reference to the Hebrew ers of the consequences interlude, Kendrick gives out DAMN. and it’s telling he always manages to classic to instantly add Israelite movement, a of disobeying God. an insight to his internal that the album begins surprise us. In his four to the greatest rapper’s branch of Christianity This ties in nicely with struggle with wickedness with Kendrick’s death on studio albums, Section.80, impressive collection. which consists of people another of the album’s and weakness. DAMN. ‘BLOOD.’. On the chorus GKMC, TPAB and, now, of colour who believe they central recurring themes, is a rebuke to the per- of ‘PRIDE.’, Kendrick DAMN., Kendrick has 17 BOOKS [email protected] Kazuo Ishiguro, winner of 2017 Nobel Prize in

Last Thursday, British writer Kazuo Ishiguro was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature 2017. Books editor Jingjie Cheng writes about her experience with the writer and his works.

never heard of Ishiguro it a certain melancholy, as BOOKS before that, and thus if embodying the multiple began my love affair with depths of emotion of his Jingjie Cheng Ishiguro’s words. characters. The quiet Books Editor calmness of his tone does not attempt to articulate “The gentle, every level of his char- frst encountered acters’ complex internal Kazuo Ishiguro’s undulating world – on the contrary, writing back in high fow of his it respects this complexity I school, in the form of by acknowledging the his short story collection words always inability of words to ever Nocturnes. I had won fully capture emotional some book vouchers, and carried with depth, and thus in the was browsing the local process defers to its power. bookstore for something it a certain Indeed, the Swedish worth buying when I came Academy conferred the across this slim volume. melancholy” Nobel Prize in Literature Five Stories of Music and upon him for novels which Nightfall, it read, against “uncovered the abyss an austere background of It was his words that beneath our illusory sense blurred fairy lights in the drew me in. The gentle, of connection with the twilight. Curiosity piqued, undulating fow of his world” and were driven I bought it despite having words always carried with by a “great emotional A selection of Ishiguro’s work // Faber&Faber

force”. It was this ‘abyss’ wrestling with himself own internal worlds more that I had been getting in coming to terms with clearly. Themes of loss, glimpses of across his his past decisions, as if regret, ephemerality and books that I’ve read, and earnestly hoping for the the fragility of memory this ‘emotional force’ that reader’s assurance that his permeate his work, and had moved me. life had been lived well. the universality of these After Nocturnes, I We become anxious for themes are demonstrated moved on to his arguably him, then for ourselves. by the various different most famous book, The settings of his novels. Remains of the Day, since Despite moving to it had won the Booker “Ishiguro’s England at the age of fve, prize. I read it at a point in novels the hometown that he my life when I was starting never knew impacted him to make larger, more examine life enough that his frst two consequential decisions, novels, An Artist of the and Steven’s struggles incisively, Floating World and A Pale really stood out for me, View of Hills, were set in not as an explicit lesson as if we are Japan. but by being a bystander suddenly An Artist of the Floating watching his internal World appeared to be the drama as it unfolded presented the precursor, a working draft before me. of sorts, for The Remains Ishiguro’s novels are world through of the Day. I read it after never the least didactic, Remains, but detected a unlike, say, those of hyper-sharp similar plotline: a narrator Margaret Atwood (one of glasses” looking back on his past, the favourite speculations wrestling with past de- for this year’s prize whom cisions, unreliable in his I’m glad did not win, but Ishiguro’s novels storytelling because of that’s a story for another examine life incisively, parts of his life he wants day). We watch as Stevens as if we are suddenly to forget, decisions that struggles to tell his story, presented the world he regrets. However, their revealing information through hyper-sharp very different settings Kazuo Ishiguro, back in 2005 // The Paris Review then correcting himself, glasses that illuminate our gave each an entirely FELIX ISSUE 1671

BOOKS [email protected] Literature, is master of words and the heart different feel, yet drawing parallels in themes across space and time. When The Buried Giant came out in 2015, it caused a stir as it seemed to be of a style and genre ‘unusual’ for Ishiguro. Without a named setting, the novel is set vaguely in Arthurian England, and features ogres, dragons and knights. New Yorker critic James Wood de- scribed it as “an allegory at once too vague and too literal”, and I know what he means. I found it diffcult to get through, because it moved slowly, without the buzzing interi- ority of his earlier works. I appreciate subtlety, and its overt fantastical nature came across too strongly as an allegory.

“Themes of loss, regret, ephemereality Kazuo Ishiguro, winner of the 2017 Nobel Prize in Literature // David Levene universality of his themes: and told him that I really down-to-earth humour in that for me it was a very activists were not happy, and the fragility of memory and liked his books and that person. pleasant surprise. Ishiguro saying that he was too fragility of relationships. The Remains of the Day The Nobel Prize in is most certainly in the close to the party, while Indeed, despite his “changed my life”. In Literature is the second category of ‘convention- others said his works were memory tendency to push genres, person, Ishiguro exuded most speculated upon al’ winners, but unique quietly subversive. People Ishiguro’s themes recur after the Peace prize, and perhaps because most past still wonder if Salman permeate his time and again. In fact, every year people place winners tend to be either Rushdie will ever win the the writer himself often “Perhaps bets on various favourites. less well-known by the prize, given the controver- work” maintains that he ‘writes More or less the highest general public, or their sial nature of his books the same book over and that is where accolade a writer can get wins are of a political and the fatwa against him over again’. Perhaps that for a body of work rather nature. for alleged irreverence However, The Buried is where his charm lies: his charm than winning prizes for against Islam. Giant was evidence of in the expression of such lies: in the individual works, the prize Ishiguro might not Ishiguro’s unpredicta- universal human truths was given controversially “Ishiguro be as widely popular as bility, his willingness and struggles that stand expression of to Bob Dylan last year, Murakami, but he is still to push boundaries and across time and space, which opened up a whole is...unique generally well-known, experiment with new manifesting and distinct such universal new world of speculation because most especially with the bril- material. In the interviews and independently enjoy- as to what exactly can be liant flm adaptation of after the book came out, able stories. human truths considered ‘Literature’. past winners The Remains of the Day Ishiguro revealed that he As a long-time Ishiguro and struggles Many critics suggested starring Anthony Hopkins had originally intended fangirl, I was delighted to that, after last year’s tend to be and Emma Thompson, to set the book in a more have a chance to meet the that stand unconventional choice, and that of Never Let Me fxed point in time and writer at an event at the the Nobel Committee either less well- Go. Perhaps he will rival space, but decided to set Southbank Centre early across time would go with a more known by the Murakami in popularity it in the gap in histori- last year. Ishiguro and conventional choice this after this win. In my cal records about what David Mitchell (author of and space” year. Despite that, Kazuo general public, opinion, Ishiguro is well happened after the Roman Cloud Atlas) appeared on Ishiguro never appeared deserving of the prize, occupation of the British stage together to discuss on many of these lists of or their wins for both the delicate, Isles. He was attracted by writing, inspiration and an aura much like his ‘conventional’ writers unassuming beauty of his both the uncertainty over the nature of fantasy. After words: calm, unassuming, tipped to win. are political” language and his equally what happened and its the event, I got Ishiguro to but with an undercurrent Indeed, the writer delicate handling of the distance from contempo- sign my hardback copy of of a complex interior. The himself seemed as sur- For example, when the deepest, most complex rary events. Perhaps it is The Buried Giant (given to only difference perhaps, prised at his win as the Chinese writer Mo Yan corners of the human a bold statement about the me as a birthday present), is the occasional dash of critics, but I must say won in 2012, human rights psyche. 19

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BOOKS [email protected] ‘Timeless’ recommendations for Autumn reading...

Let Felix Books’ Andrada Balmez take you through her top picks for autumnal reads, from classic horror to science- fction that eschews traditional genre tropes

Adulthood is a Myth, by Sarah Andersen know you are stuck in between two in a very attractive way: graphic novel! Dealing assignments and three textbooks to read, so from problems ranging from “Getting dressed” to you defnitely don’t have a lot of time to lose “Dating”, there’s defnitely a short comic that will

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BOOKS [email protected] ...plus all the best books coming out this term

And Andrada Balmez is back to guide you through some of the best books coming out in the next few months, including a return

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BOOKS [email protected] Saunders explores the limbo between life and death in debut novel A fan of Saunders’ short stories, Henry Bennie thought that the transition to a full novel might not be easy, especially for one so acclaimed in short stories - but he fnds that he had nothing to fear.

The frst thing you will notice upon picking up the book and fipping through the pages is how weird it looks inside. Please don’t be put off, all will become clear. The novel is entirely composed of dialogue and quotations from historical texts (some of these texts are fctitious, but Saunders could fool even the best historians). Both dialogue and quotations appear in the same format creating a large chorus of often con- tradictory voices. This in BOOKS the hands of others would seem clunky and possibly Lincoln in the Bardo just literary bravado, but by George Saunders the genius of Saunders’ Random House. 368 pp. construction becomes wonderfully apparent at Henry Bennie the climax and is the best Books writer realisation of the plot. Lincoln in the Bardo author George Saunders // Tim Knox was fearful when I “The genius to Tibetan Buddhism. Here the novel, the visit by his rightful departure to the was clearly conceived heard about Lincoln Willie joins the restless grieving father agitates Other Side, they might be before the present circum- in the Bardo almost of Saunders’ spirits who are responsible Willie’s spirit, as well as saved as well. It will be a stances, but it is none- I a decade ago. I’m construction for much of the novel’s his graveyard neighbours. long night. theless infected with the not a fan of historical narration. His demonstration of love The souls of the Bardo tensions we can see today novels and was aware of becomes “One must be constant- calls up all sorts of weird crowd around this uncanny with the rise of populism. the diffculties that come ly looking for opportu- feelings in the lingering child. As the cast grows, Saunders has served up with moving from short wonderfully nities to tell one’s story,” souls. so does our perspective; the perfect novel of the stories to novels. My fears explains Hans Vollman, the novel’s concerns year. It is an all-encom- were unfounded, George apparent at one of the ghosts, who expand. In the midst of the passing, exhausting, emo- Saunders’ frst novel is a like the others, believes “As the cast Civil War, saying farewell tionally involving attempt triumph. To even call it a the climax himself not to be dead, but to one son foreshadows all to get up again after a fall, historical novel boxes it and it the best merely ill, recuperating grows, so those impending farewells to fght for empathy and to in too tight, even calling after the misfortune that to sons, the hundreds of resist. it a novel is restrictive, it realisation of has brought him to the does our thousands of those who The writer notes that is quite unlike anything I cemetery in his ‘sick-cart’ perspective” will fall in the battlefelds. there is also an audiobook have ever read before. the plot” and makes him rest during with a cast of 166 people, the day in his ‘sick-box’. including Nick Offerman, The ghosts are unsettled “Saunders has David Sedaris, Julianne “Even calling The Lincoln of the title that Willie isn’t moving “It was cheering. It gave Moore, Lena Dunham, Ben is eleven-year-old Willie onto his next life, like the us hope,” a ghost called served up the Stiller, Susan Sarandon, it a novel is Lincoln, beloved son of young do quickly, he’s Reverend Thomas says, Megan Mullally and Don perfect novel restrictive, it the President of the United stuck in the Bardo, and “as if one were still worthy Cheadle giving voice to States Abraham Lincoln, good doesn’t come to of affection and respect” of the year” plethora of ghosts, which is quite unlike who dies of typhoid fever those spirits that tarry. even in this debased state. might be an even better 20 February 1862. We The novel centres Another ghost, Roger experience than reading! anything I follow Willie over a single around the legend that Bevins III draws a similar- night, two days after his deep in the midst of ly optimistic conclusion. As the cast continues to With the Man Booker have ever read death, in the Bardo. The the Civil War Abraham “We were perhaps not so expand, we see more and Prize being announced on Bardo is the ‘intermedi- Lincoln, driven to unlovable as we had come more of life and out of the 17 October, Felix Books before” ate’ or transitional state madness by grief, visited to believe,” he says. If voices of the graveyard we will be reviewing more between one’s death and the body of his dead child the spirits can persuade can see a whole country. from the shortlist over next one’s next birth, according the night before burial. In this boy to undertake his Lincoln in the Bardo couple of weeks. 24 24 Your Union events Friday 13 October

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The all-star Communist cast gathers for a self e // Photo Credit: TIFF The Death of Stalin: Armando Iannucci returns Renowned political satirist Armando Iannucci’s second escapade into f lm. It may be The Death of Stalin but will it be the revival of top notch satire movie making?

FILM power and inf uence as is own reputation growing. boss’ body, which gives involving back-stabbing gressive Yorkshire drawl. humanly possible. He also Where a faux-pas from rise to a running joke and paper-thin alliances This helps tie what is on THE DEATH OF directed one of the wittiest vice-president Selina about a puddle of urine, follows. Anyone familiar screen to the modern day, STALIN comedies of the new mil- Meyer of Veep may result evidencing Iannucci’s with Russian history will as well as establish the lennium, with 2009’s In in a couple of days of bad uncanny ability to mix know what happens, such f lm as comedic right from the Loop concerning the press, even the tiniest slip high and low humour to is the accuracy with which the off. Also, Russians do West’s decision to go to in Stalin’s Russia likely a devastating effect. So Iannucci draws from his not speak English with Dir: Armando Iannucci. war in Iraq. will cost one’s life. This is ensues a scramble for source material, a French a Russian accent in their Script: Armando Iannucci, For his sophomore established early on when power. graphic novel by Fabien everyday lives, so why go David Schneider, Ian Martin, effort, and his f rst f lm a manic Paddy Considine The leadership falls Nury and Thierry Robin. for a half measure? Peter Fellows. Starring: in eight years, he turns scrambles to get his or- to the hapless Georgy This is a true ensemble Expectations ahead of Jeffrey Tambor, Steve his attention to one of chestra to redo a concert, Malenkov (an excellent piece, with a number of big Stalin opening the Toronto Buscemi, Simon Russell the darkest periods in with all spectators still Jeffrey Tambor). He is ex- names who will hopefully International Film Festival Beale. 106 minutes European history - the present, as Stalin has re- tremely unsure of himself, help draw crowds into were sky high. Iannucci, a Stalin-era Soviet Union. It quested a recording. “No and f nding a young girl to theatres to see The Death man who has mastered tel- Ashley Luckyram is a shame that we had to one is going to be killed”, take an iconic photograph of Stalin. The f lm’s title evision on both sides of the Film Editor wait so long for Iannucci he says unconvincingly. with is seemingly far does not initially scream pond and scored success to follow up In the Loop, We meet Stalin’s higher up his to-do-list comedy, and so this may with his debut f lm, takes but this also serves to cabinet, a group of ageing than running the country. be diff cult to sell to those to the biggest stage of his cotsman Armando make his evolution as men forced by their eternal The toad-like chief of not already familiar with career and performs yet Iannucci is the a director all the more leader to engage in boozy police Lavrentiy Beria (a Iannucci’s work. Stalin again. He does not shy f nest political evident. The camera work dinners and watch John devious Simon Russell is surely one of the best away from the horrors Ssatirist of the 21st is more ref ned, as are the Wayne f lms, desperately Beale), positions himself cast f lms of the year, of the Soviet Union’s century. Through his tel- other technical elements, stumbling over each other well, essentially calling with Tambor, Buscemi, past, and his unf inching, evision shows The Thick with costume design, hair to win his favour. There the shots while Malenkov Beale, Considine, Jason pitch-black comedy is of It and it’s American and make-up, score and is a hilarious tension at is occupied with getting a Isaacs, Michael Palin (his exactly what we need in adaptation Veep, he has editing all absolutely on all times as each man so new haircut. One suspects f rst proper f lm role this a time that will almost shown a propensity for point here. badly wants to make their he has been planning his decade), Andrea Risebor- certainly be satirised by mocking politicians who The stakes are much leader laugh, but is equally own ascent to the throne ough and Rupert Friend the Armando Iannucci of ostensibly claim to have higher than anything he worried about angering well before Stalin actually all excelling. They use the 22nd century. the interests of the people has done before, and that him. Eventually the event croaked. In opposition to their natural American and at heart, while actually is not just because of the after which the f lm takes Beria is Nikita Khrush- British accents – Isaacs, as The Death of Stalin is only being concerned increased budget, high its name does occur, the chev (Steve Buscemi Red Army chief Georgy released in UK cinemas about their own agenda prof le cast and the weight result of a stroke. Stalin’s sporting a prosthetic Zhukov, delivers his lines on the 20th October. of obtaining as much of expectation based on his cronies gather around their nose). A twisting plot with a particularly ag- 26 FELIX ISSUE 1671

TELEVISION [email protected] Marvel Universe’s small screen efforts make for forgettable television Netfix’s latest foray into Marvel’s Cinematic Universe fnally brings its small screen ensemble together. But is Defenders an Avengers-style blockbuster or a Fantastic Four fop?

TELEVISION DEFENDERS SEASON 1

Creator: Douglas Petrie, Marco Ramirez Starring: Charlie Cox, Krysten Ritter, Mike Colter, Finn Jones. Saad Ahmed Television Writer

fter two years and fve seasons worth of epi- Asodes between the characters, Marvel’s darker and grittier street Some heroes don’t have time for costumes // Empire level heroes fnally come together Avengers-style. conficting personalities, particularly well against and insight they could’ve the series. The scenes with seem forced. However, after all the which is the real meat each other and Jessica’s had is foregone in favour the Fingers however, don’t While the show has build-up and a lacklustre of any crossover and snarky personality clashes of plot progression. At the justify their supposed moments of excitement performance from Iron team-up. The chemistry brilliantly with Daredevil. end of the day, the Hand fghting prowess. Ad- and fun, ultimately they’re Fist, the biggest question between all the charac- Once they all meet, the just weren’t worth all the ditionally, most of the only due to the brief was whether Defenders ters is fantastic, and it’s quality of the show goes build up we were getting action sequences don’t character interactions would be able to justify all up a few notches. We see from the previous shows. really have much weight and less from a compel- the hype. Unfortunately, all the Defenders forced It’s really aggravating, to them; for the most part, ling plot and engaging the answer is no; sure “The chemistry together as a result of the especially when there are it’s the Defenders fghting villains. While there was it’s better than Iron Fist, Hand, a criminal organi- hints of better storylines ninjas in isolated loca- potential for the show to but it’s disjointed, poorly between all the sation already established and ideas. The return of tions. Without civilians be something great, at the paced, and ultimately in Daredevil and Iron Fist. Elodie Yung as Elektra in the potential crossfre, misses an opportunity to characters is With the danger to their is very well-done. She’s there’s no great sense of be something greater. fantastic, and loved ones, they’re forced a more credible villain desperation or tension “With all the The frst two episodes to work together and plan to the Defenders and her which could’ve added so don’t do the show any it’s fun seeing ahead against their own connection to Daredevil much more. engaging favours, as hardly anything wishes. Unfortunately, the already makes her more With all the fun and happens. All we see are them get to fnal act is less interesting, compelling than Alexan- engaging moments, there moments there the individual characters thanks in no small part to dra. It’s this relationship is an equal number of is an equal going off on their own know each the villains. with Daredevil that sows troublesome and outright pursuits, which are pretty other” The Hand remain the the seeds of disharmony dumb moments. Danny number of vaguely connected at best. weakest villains of all the amongst the team as is told the Hand need his I’m all for building things Netfix series so far. They they’re struggling to unite power and he proceeds outright dumb up , but with only eight fun seeing them get to have very little personality in precarious circumstanc- to use it in a very crucial episodes, it’s frustrating know each other as well and, in particular, Sigour- es. Her story eventually moment (his character is ones” that nothing majorly as question each other’s ney Weaver’s Alexandra gets merged with the less better here than in his own relevant or interesting styles and methods. One is a very bland character, interesting one of the show at least). Also Dare- happens until the heroes of my favourite moments especially when compared Hand which leads to an devil, whose entire shtick end of the day it just felt fnally meet at the end of is when everyone’s having to the likes of the other uninspiring and lacklustre is heightened senses, can’t hastily put together and episode two. It doesn’t dinner and discussing Netfix villains. The inten- fnal two episodes. hear someone making average for the most part. help that everyone’s in- each other’s situations and tions of the group are also The action sequences very little effort to sneak Hopefully, any future dividual stories aren’t as information. Sometimes kept very vague until the are entertaining, though up on him. Similarly, endeavours with the team interesting or engaging as you don’t need a big battle end where their plan turns not as amazing as they the supporting cast from are more successful, more they were in each of their with epic proportions to out to be something a bit could’ve been. Highlights the individual shows cohesive, and can deliver a individual shows. get involved and immersed bizarre and fanatical. The include a hallway fght don’t have much of a more interesting story. The show really kicks in a story. Frustratingly, Fingers of the Hand that where the characters come strong presence outside Marvel’s Defenders into gear when all the there aren’t as many are introduced later on are together for the frst time of Foggy’s occasional Season 1 is available on heroes get together and interactions as we’d like. somewhat more interesting and a Daredevil vs. Iron appearances, and the few Netfix and any good tor- clash against each other’s Danny and Luke work but any potential nuance Fist fght in the middle of interactions they have renting website. 27 FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX

TELEVISION [email protected] Memes, marketing, and Szechuan sauce An attempt by McDonald’s to tap into the Rick and Morty fandom by giving away a sauce from the 1990s shows us a bit about fandoms, but a lot about how marketing works in the digital age.

TELEVISION as people were unable to contain their anger at the Fred Fyles employees being unable Editor-in-Chief to supply them with a TV tie-in joke. A bit of background grown man, is needed: this particular wearing a Szechuan sauce has been snapback and a referred to multiple times A Rick and Morty throughout the third t-shirt, leaps up on the season of Rick and Morty, counter of an American serving as a kind of plot McDonald’s, and de- driver for the exploits of mands his dipping sauce. the misanthropic, genius Shouting catchphrases inventor Rick, and his from the TV show, the beleaguered grandson video ends with the man Morty. Justin Roiland, writhing on the foor, one of the co-creators of shouting “I’m pick- the show, received a jar le-Rick”, while underpaid of the sauce earlier in the employees look on with detached bemusement. The accompanying tweet, from @jackdwagner: “we “#saucegate really gotta raise the mini- reveals the mum wage”. This video, and many worrying others like it, exploded across Twitter last week, as trend of hyper- Well actually, Morty, you need to be very clever to understand this show // Adult Swim McDonald’s attempted to drum up hype by bringing capitalist The fans of Rick and way McDonald’s attempt- human beings to indulge remove its lifeblood: back its Szechuan sauce, institutions Morty have become a ed to exploit the hype in their worst behaviour”. the ability to share and released in 1997 as a tie-in cultural entity all of their actually shows something The fashion house alter it. For corporations, promotion for the Disney using memes own. Their behaviour more interesting: the Gucci attempted to do this meme culture represents flm Mulan. The problem: has spawned a series of worrying trend of hy- earlier this year, as part the intersection of two few stores had the sauce as marketing” internet memes – particu- per-capitalist institutions of their promotion for a market goals: an engaged in adequate numbers, if larly centring around the making use of internet watch collection. They consumer base, and free at all, and the result was idea that some fans had culture as a marketing enlisted artists and “meme content-production. But hundreds of Rick and summer, prompting spec- about how intelligent you tool. creators”, to generate a for those interested in Morty fans left disap- ulation from fans of the needed to be to understand From Doritos using series of advertisements memes, such attempts at pointed. In some stores, show about what would a show in which one epi- memes to advertise on they hoped would spark monetisation will always police had to be called, happen next. sode’s plot revolves around Twitter, to pop stars at- the internet alight. In fail, since they tend to kill Rick turning himself into tempting to generate viral one ‘meme’, the caption of the very meme they are a pickle. It’s a perfect videos in exchange for “When you get a new exploiting. Once Burger example of what Pulitzer album listens, no aspect watch but you don’t have King starts tweeting, the Prize-winning critic Emily of the web is safe from any friends to show it to” meme is dead. Nussbaum calls ‘the Bad monetisation. Indeed, it sits above a pre-Raphael- While the Szechuan Fan’ – proponents of a could be argued that this ite painting, upon which sauce promotion, and its show who will stop at is the basic purpose of the Gucci ‘swag’ has been resulting fasco, might nothing to defend it. In a internet. As Jaret Kopek, superimposed, in a clear reveal something about recent article, the AV Club author of the Silicon reference to the ‘classical the nature of some writer Clayton Purdom Valley-satire I Hate the art memes’ that dominated die-hard Rick and Morty complained that the Internet writes: the internet a few years fans, who were willing to show’s fans are “getting “[The Internet] was ago. The campaign was a travel hundreds of miles really fucking hard to deal designed with the sold failure. to partake in an internet with.” purpose of maximizing It makes sense for these in-joke and scream at While #saucegate might the amount of bullshit that companies to jump on minimum-waged staff, capture a particularly people typed into their the meme bandwagon. it actually tells us more embarrassing aspect of computers and telephones. The internet thrives on about how marketing can fan culture – perhaps a The greater the intercon- such user-generated work in the digital age. It by-product of countless nectivity, the greater the content, which has little is unlikely that this trend TV shows that tell the profts. It was feudalism to no intellectual property will change anytime soon. audience that to be smart in the service of brands, regulation. After all, cop- Until then, hide yo’ kids, Embarassing // Gucci you have to be cruel – the and it rested on inducing yrighting a meme would hide yo’ memes. 28 FELIX ISSUE 1671

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While some people may travel for life-saving treatment, for many others travel remains an important part of their self-care // Pixabay Why travelling is the best remedy – literally and metaphorically Travelling can often be a healing experience, but not necessarily in the ways you might think

TRAVEL looking for is medical describes travelling to medical, dental, and can fght your fears, for tourism. Now, some of another country, while the surgical care while at the “If you need example, a fear of heights Elina Michaelidou you may wonder what that second describes travel- same time receiving equal by travelling by plane, Travel writer is and others may question ling to another city/region to or greater care than they emergency admiring the view of a how medicine can relate to within the home country. would have in their own city from a tall building, tourism. So let’s start from In the same way, the term country, and are travelling health care climbing a mountain, very day, many the beginning. medical tourism refers for medical care because doing bungee jumping, people travel. to travelling to another of affordability, better that your etc.; you can relax on Whether for busi- The literal part country for medical access to care, or a higher country is the beach or exercise by Eness, studies, or Different types of reasons. The Medical level of quality of care.” hiking, cycling, climbing; leisure – the list is endless. tourism categorize both Tourism Association gives So if you have an illness unable to you can learn to be more Travel is their living, their the reasons for and the a nice defnition of what or need emergency health organized and to manage future, or their relaxation, ways of travelling, as well exactly medical tourism care that your country is provide, then your time, so you don’t but why else do people as the places people travel is: “Medical Tourism is unable to provide, then miss any important events, choose to travel abroad? to. For example, there’s where people who live travelling may be the travelling may such as fights; you can There are many international tourism and in one country travel to only choice, and can even be the only either strengthen ties answers, but what I am domestic tourism: the frst another country to receive save your life. In this with the people you are case, travel is literally choice” travelling with or under- the best, or – more accu- stand yourself better (if rately – the only remedy. travelling solo); you can The metaphorical part gain confdence by getting The mixture But there are more out of your comfort zone; However, this kind of metaphorical aspect to the you can meet new people tourism doesn’t apply to term ‘remedy’. Travelling by interacting with locals emergencies only. Many is known to have a lot or other members of your countries advertise their of non-physical benefts, group if you are on an or- medical expertise, inviting which indeed are the ganised tour; and last but people for cosmetic driving force for many not least, you can collect surgeries, physical treat- people to keep travelling: precious memories (and ments, and relaxation ther- you can broaden your many photos)! apies. Thus, travellers get horizons by visiting So keep travelling – a chance to not only expe- countries with a different because it can be a treat, rience the medical benefts culture than yours, getting not only to your body, but of their trip but also enjoy a taste of the way the also to your soul! the beauty of the place locals live, communi- they’re visiting. In my cating with them, trying Ed: For more travel opinion, this is a perfect the local cuisine, etc.; stories and advice, please example where travel can you can improve your follow Elina’s blog act as both a literal and communication skills in empnefsysandtravel.com. IC Masseur Society had gotten really professional this year // Pixabay a metaphorical remedy. a foreign language; you 29 FRIDAY, 13th OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX

FOOD [email protected] It’s time for Autumn food – but what does that mean?

FOOD recommend using the frst one. Andrada Balmez Keep in mind that the Food Editor partridge is a small bird and one will feed only one person, but because hen we d e c i d e d to make “Most people Wthis an au- tumn-themed food edition, aren’t even I hadn’t realised that I am not sure what autumn aware that food is. And despite the autumn is world being in love with pumpkin this season – and game’s season” by this I mean pumpkin spice latte – I feel like the only thing that deserves I know you will actually to be mentioned is the Don’t these leaves make you crave a lovely pumpkin spice latte? // Flickr/Lali Masriera have a dinner with friends pumpkin pie. But let’s (there’s no other better face it, no one has time Yes, you’ve heard me in uni for long enough I imagine that living in during its season, and you reason to serve a fancy to make an absolutely right! Probably most to mind eating the same London provides us with should give partridge a dinner), I’ll go with the delicious pumpkin pie. So, people are not even microwaved food. But you anything we want, even if chance. Now, when going ingredients amounts for after some brainstorming, aware that autumn is will at some point, and it’s out of season – if we try shopping keep in mind 4 people – for any other I decided that the only game’s season, but I think then you will want some- hard enough to fnd it – but that in the UK you can number of guests, you other food thing related you might want to give thing new for a change. as students, we’d prefer to fnd both grey partridge can do the maths yourself; to autumn that is worth something different a try. So, better save this page spend less. You can totally and red-legged partridge. after all, you are an mentioning, is game. I know you haven’t been for some inspiration. do that if you go for game For the following recipe, I Imperial student

AISED PARTRID BR GE WI Preheat the oven to 200°C and salt and pepper the birds to taste. TH 1. C A R In a pan, heat the oil and then gently fry the partridges. Remember R 2. O to turn them from one side to another from time to time. After 5 min- T S utes, add the butter and continue frying them until browned. Move them A N in a roasting pan or a tray. D

P E 3. In the frying pan, add the cognac and stir gently. Now, you should A make sure that it mixes with the grease and butter – that means that you S shouldn’t have burnt it. If, however, you did, you can gently scratch the pan. Add the stock and heat on medium power until it’s reduced by half. Pour the sauce over the partridges. 4. In the same pan, on low heat, sauté the shallots, berries and the gar- lic for no more than 5 minutes. Add the thyme and then transfer to the roasting pan. On top, add the lemon juice – try not to pour too much, ok? Roast for 10-15 minutes, until the meat is easy to pierce with a fork. After that, you can take it out, unless you want it to be roasted a bit more – be careful, however! It can get too dry and you don’t want that. 5. For the side dish, boil the carrots and the peas for about 2-3 minutes in slightly salted water, then drain. In a frying pan (don’t use the one • 4 partridges • thyme to taste you used for the meat prep, unless you cleaned it), heat the butter and • salt • lemon juice then sauté the veggies. Add the honey and the thyme and fry for anoth- • pepper • 200 g baby carrots or chopped car- er 5-7 minutes or until golden. Season and add a couple of spoons of • 1 tbsp olive oil rots – keep in mind that if you go water. Cover, reduce the heat to low and cook for a few minutes until • 1 tbsp butter for the normal carrots, you’ll need everything is nice and tender. • 100 ml Cognac to cook them more • 100 ml chicken stock • 200 g peas – preferably not the 6. Now you are done! You should fnish it in no more than one and a • 4 shallots frozen kind half hours so, if you think about it, it’s a nice easy quick recipe, isn’t it? • 20 g Juniper berries • 1 tbsp butter Don’t forget to serve the juices from the roasting pan! • 5 garlic cloves, crushed • 1 tbsp honey

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FOOD [email protected] Comfort food season begins Calling all As summer ends, it would be normal to mourn the loss of sunshine, ice cream, foodies! and freedom. But the approach of autumn def nitely has its advantages – bring on the comfort food! Fancy showing off your FOOD culinary skills by writing a Alice Davage recipe? Food Editor

s Freshers’ Noticed a food trend you Fortnight comes to an want to rave (or complain) Aend, we can say an off cial goodbye about? to summer – in other words, the brief heatwave in June and the sporadic sunshine since then (for those of us who spent Have a talent for the summer holidays in London) – and a reluctant illustration or photography? hello to autumn. However, as the daylight gradually vanishes and the ground becomes littered with Contribute shades of red and brown, we must remember that to the Food the end of summer is not all doom and gloom. It’s section! time to forget salads and light lunches, and instead, bring on the comfort food. Nothing says warm and No experience needed, just cosy like soup. Especially for those of us with dry an enthusiasm for good throats at the moment due to freshers’ f u, which, for food. the record, does not ex- I challenge you to make one as nice as this // Flickr/Beck clusively affect f rst years. The classic Heinz tomato in a slow cooker would your time-saving strategy cheese is also a good soup is all well and good. save you lots of time. Just and likely be equally shout if you can spare the But if you want to try chuck all the ingredients surprised and confused extra pennies. My Old For more information and something a bit different into it in the morning and by the unusually pleasant Dutch, a fantastic pancake for a change, try swapping voila, as if by magic (but smell when they stroll into house with branches all to get involved, email: your fancy Pret A Manger the kitchen. You could try over London, including avocado-and-something making a hot pot, stew, Kensington High Street [email protected] sandwiches for one of “We must or even a curry in a slow and King’s Road, offer their soups of the day. cooker or saucepan. a pancake with a mini They offer a nice mixture remember My favourite one pot mountain of chilli con of f avour combinations dish has got to be chilli carne on it, plus nachos for vegetarians, which are that the end of con carne though. I usually and guacamole on the far more interesting than summer is not cheat and buy a f avour side – always welcome just tomato, such as kale, packet from a supermarket additions in my opinion. I lentil and roasted spices. all doom and rather than all the separate can highly recommend. They also have meat spices. Maybe one day So the take home varieties , such as red Thai gloom” I will truly commit and message here is simple. If chicken and veg, which make it all from scratch. you f nd yourself stress- should appeal to those that But in the meantime, I ing about a lab report or are so inclined and make a actually by super organ- think not. If you lack the panicking about leaving nice change to overused isation), your delicious time or inclination to cook the lecture theatre with no cream of chicken soup. dinner is ready for you it yourself, you could understanding of what just One pot dishes also when you return home always opt for chilli on happened, sit down, put come to mind when I think after lectures. Your hall/ your baked potato in the on your slippers, and eat of comfort food. Investing f atmates will be jealous of Library Café. Adding some comfort food. 31 FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX

LIBERATION [email protected] The importance of quality sleep Campaigning for a better Imperial Connor Qiu, ICU’s Campaigns Ofcer, and Patrick Zhang explain why sleeping well should become a top priority LIBERATION Connor Qiu LIBERATION Campaigns Offcer Connor Qiu Campaigns Offcer Patrick Zhang arlier this year when I ran to become Liberation Writer your Campaigns Ofcer, I spoke about the ways in which previous n today’s elite aca- campaigns have changed the very demic institutions Efabric of the Imperial that we know and love. and high-performing I referenced the way in which we lobbied for workplaces, sleep I quality afordable accommodation for all our is often downgraded to a status of secondary students, and for free universal healthcare importance. The thrill of coverage for our international student instant gratifcation takes precedence over the dull community – success or failure, over the years and laborious wait that there have been many excellent campaigns inevitably precedes the that have had a profound impact on our onset of sleep. When time is limited, our attention be- university experience. comes a commodity – and What I did not highlight in great detail it is this commodifcation Sleep is more important than most students realise // Flickr/Mel was the scope for improvement at Imperial that has heralded in the era of ubiquitous computing. biologically impaired and pervasive in society. the importance of sleep – improvement that only efectively-run Saying “yes” to our smart- fall victim to Parkinson’s However, for most people, hygiene and sleep itself. campaigns can deliver for the student body. It phone is saying “no” to law – where an activity developing a habit of sus- Benefts are wide-ranging, is my hope that the rapidly-changing campus sleep. Chronic sleep loss flls the time we have set taining enough sleep for an example being that is commonplace in today’s aside to complete it. their genetic disposition eating habits and weight culture, partly driven by changes in senior society, yet even among We all have experiences will help individuals live control are better when College and Union leadership, will sustain a the brightest of individu- where we know this to fuller lives. Lives that fll we are not overtired. It is drive towards more active engagement with als, we are unaware of the be true: during one group their internal barometers something that we believe potential health effects of project, we ended up for the aspects of life that could be achieved with campaigns from a greater cross-section of habitual sleep restriction. pulling an all-nighter. matter most: health, work, relative ease. the entire student body. My priority this year In 2015, the American Having begrudgingly love and play. Our Sleep Imperial is to support the student body to not only Thoracic Society heavily agreed to stay late for a It is not enough to know campaign hopes to trans- emphasised the impact group project, initially that sleep is important; form the way you perceive initiate campaigns, but to follow-through and that good quality and there was enthusiasm action to support this fact sleep and improve your successfully execute them in a meaningful quantity of sleep could and excitement. This was is required. In our micro- general wellbeing. In the way, benefcial to the organisers – in a have on our physical and short-lived. The remainder meantime, set a caffeine mental health along with of the session consisted of curfew – cut the caffeine personal and professional manner – and the overall quality of life. typing, on average, three prior to 6pm. Black it out wider community. To provide a case study of The researchers suggest words per hour. We missed “Chronic – keep your electronics what we want to achieve: this year, others and that a lack of sleep could the submission deadline. away from your bed, and result in decreased focus Sleep is a natural period of sleep loss is turn off all unnecessary I will be pushing forward the Sleep Imperial and health issues, among rest for the mind and body commonplace, light around your room to campaign, which aims to enhance student many other problems. and one that is essential maximise sleep quality. health, productivity and satisfaction. At the back of our to our lives. Perhaps the yet most of us Meditate for 10-15 minds we know that outcome would have been minutes prior to sleep, or We can look forward to what I believe will be the well-known maxim different had we realised are unaware of listen to some Autono- an exciting year for campaigns. The diference ‘quality over quantity’ this. mous Sensory Meridian that we can make as a collective is on a scale holds true in the case of Mild sleep-deprivation, the potential Response (ASMR) re- optimising productivity when appropriate, is cordings – this will calm that, individually, we can only dream of. and enjoyment. Scientifc often necessary and can efects of your body and prepare you literature over the years be temporarily overcome. habitual sleep for sleep. Should you wish to run your own campaign, has shown that we lose Polyphasic sleep, the Keep an eye out for self-awareness when practice of sleeping at set restriction” further tips at Sleep or to join the Sleep Imperial efort this year, sleep-deprived; whilst times throughout the day Imperial events around please get in touch via email and join our Slack. we might think we are in order to cut down on campus later this year Campaigns: [email protected] being hyper-productive total hours slept, can help. cosm of society, faculty starting with our launch through virtue of spending Drugs that help us fend and students would beneft event at midday on 13th Sleep Imperial: sleepimperialcampaign@ more time on an activity, off sleepiness – mainly from increased promotion November 2017 in the gmail.com | sleepimperial.slack.com in reality we become caffeine – have become and reinforcement of Chaplaincy. 32 Union Page Friday 13 October

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2017 marks the 30th anniversary of Black History Month. Here at Imperial, we’ve already had an inspirational Q&A with award-winning rapper, political activist and poet, Akala, and we've got plenty more to come. Keep checking the Black History Month page on our website as we update it with more events coming up.

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We’re looking for up to three students to help out the ICU Systems team on a casual basis to manage the Student Club, Society and Project (CSP) web servers.

The time required each week will be small, though we would expect a regular commitment so we are able to answer and solve requests within a couple of days. The roles are flexible and the post holders will be able to work remotely, though we would expect occasional hours to be performed on site in the ICU office. Visit our website to get more info and to apply.

imperialcollegeunion.org FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 – Fake News! – ISSUE 3 Hangman

Raise your voice! Louder! Louder! No, not that loud. // Thomas Angus Autumn Elections hit road-block, as miscommunication over slogans lead to noise complaints

HANGMAN be called to the Union has arisen due to a mis- signif cant impact on staff is heard loud and clear, just they explained the con- buildings several times understanding over the satisfaction and productiv- perhaps not this loudly.” fusion. They told me that Nega-Felix over the past few days, as campaign tag, “Raise your ity. “I was trying to focus One student told Felix: actually their aim was Editor-in-Chief Union staff reported noise Voice”, which has seen on organising the timeta- “After they stopped me, to raise the prof le of the complaints. The problem several students going up ble for the staff’s massage Autumn Elections, where to the second f oor and therapist – given the stress I can make an informed Turns out telling screaming at the Union of Welcome Week it was “At the Union, decision about my students to “Raise your “The campaign reception. a high-priority task,” ex- representation, and take Witnesses have plained one staff member, we want to part in one of the largest Voice” wasn’t a great tag “Raise your marketing strategy reported high-pitched “but all the noise was con- ensure that student democracies in the Voice” has whining and loud shouting fusing, so now we’ve got country. I think screaming after all emanating from the Union a ball-pit coming instead; every student’s in the Student Activities seen students off ces, for longer periods that wasn’t supposed to Centre made me feel better mperial College and of greater intensity get here until next week.” voice is heard though”. Union’s Autumn going to Beit than would normally be We spoke to Garth Seven students have Elections have hit a expected for this time of Lublow, Head of Demo- loud and clear, been arrested by the police and screaming Isnag this as nomi- year. cratic Vocal Harmony at just not this thus far, and have been nations close this week, at the Union While the Union has Imperial College Union, charged with disturbing following confusion about provided its employees who told Felix: “at the loudly” the peace. Three were at the campaign slogan. reception” with complimentary ear- Union, we want to ensure the building for The Im- Police have had to plugs, the noise has had a that every student’s voice perielles’ open auditions. 34 FELIX ISSUE 3

HANGMAN [email protected] Fresher fnds next year’s housemates within two weeks of arriving

HANGMAN Samira Newsom, a frst- two and a half weeks mersmith, because it’s group called ‘House Back were the admins. I’m sure year student on the Mate- ago. “When I got here on really close to where my Up Plan’. I was removed it’s nothing though.” Nega-Felix rials BSc course, arrived the frst day,” she said, “I lectures will be next year,” pretty quickly, but I’m Newsom denied any Editor-in-Chief at Imperial approximately was feeling pretty over- Newsom says, “but Claire pretty sure Claire and Phil concerns about the friend- whelmed, but I’ve already wants to live in Dulwich ship group: “Yeah, we’ve found a really good group because it’s cheaper, and only really seen each Turns out telling “‘Nothing will of friends, and we’re all Susan’s boyfriend lives “There were other when we’re drunk or students to “Raise your going to live together in Camden, so we might hungover, and we’ve never Voice” wasn’t a great ever come next year.” Newsom went go further north. I’m sure concerns: one shared bathrooms, but it’ll on to describe how the we’ll be able to sort some- be fne – how messy can marketing strategy between new group were “best thing out where we’re all member was other people be?” after all friends”, and explained happy, and nobody has added to a “My friends don’t know us,’ Samira that “nothing will ever any burning resentments!” this,” she continued, “but fresher from come between us – we’re However, there were WhatsApp my parents have actually Eastside has de- Newsom says, friends for life!” some concerns among the begun looking into scribed feeling ‘we’re going to The group, which group. One member, who group called putting a downpayment A“relieved” that includes two male and did not wish to be named, ‘House Back on a house in Acton. The she has found a group of be friends for three female freshers, have told Felix the following: gang’s gonna be so excited people to live with for already begun thinking “I thought it was going Up Plan” when I tell them. Nothing next year so quickly. life!” about places to live: “I really well, but then I can possibly go wrong.” was planning on Ham- was added to a WhatsApp

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LIBRA SCORPIO SAGITTARIUS CAPRICORN AQUARIUS PISCES

This week the This week puzzles, This week you receive This week you are This week your This week you get a watersport society are Felix’s most popular a fortune cookie which the Felix Editor. You chemistry lecturer no free lightsaber with a Jedi invited to Harlington to section, is demoted off tells you “the end of the just wish people would shows amid rumours he’s Knight themed cocktail participate in the sports the last page in a cynical world is nigh and it’s all stop talking to you about in another country. That’s in Adventure bar. Felix trials. move to drive traffc away your fault”. You really crosswords. odd I could swear he was was not paid for this from the sweet sweet should’ve turned up to the at the RCSU pub crawl endorsement. puzzles to stories of union Felix centrefold last night. hackery. Fred Out! SAD!

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PUZZLES [email protected]

FUCWIT 1 Anti-Gravity Acorns 26 2 Special Agent Dale Cooper 17 3 Puzzle Snuggle Cuddle 14 Couple 4 The House Elves 12 5 Whale and Male 11 6 Konmai 9 6 Luncheon Pals 9 8 TioUdin 8 9 HOTRIG 5 9 The Drama Llamas 5 Send a picture of your solutions and teamname to [email protected] before midday Wednesday to get a spot on the leaderboard! Points Available Crossword 4 Bridges 3 Sudoku 6 Chess 9 Slitherlink 4 Boxes 3 Across Down Inequalities 4 1. Lasted (7) 1. Unpredictable (7) Nonogram 4 5. Easily understood (5) 2. New York publisher (5) TOTAL 37 8. Wandered through (5) 3. Bureaucracy (3,4) 9. Floral wreath (7) 4. Asterisk alternative (6) 10. Step of landscape (7) 5. Maggot, for example (5) 11. Over (5) 6. Wax pastels (7) 12. Recessed panels (6) 7. Evade (5) 14. Just energy, no matter (6) 13. Flourish of trumpets (7) 18. Moonless planet (5) 15. End of the scale (7) 20. Vegetable (7) 16. Marked with spots (7) 22. Under instruction (7) 17. Ancient city-state (6) 23. Large docklands venue (5) 18. Personal attendant (5) 24. Topic (5) 19. Faculty (5) 25. Changed (7)

Solutions Chess Bridges White to move in all problems. Connect all of the circles with single or double bridges. Bridges may only Forced checkmate in two moves for run vertically or horizontally, and may not pass over a circle. the frst and second problem; four for the thrid.

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Slitherlink Boxes Connect adjacent points to form a single, non-crossing loop where the num- Divide the grid into rectangles, with a single number in each, indicating the bers indicate how many sides of the cell are closed. area.

Nonogram Fill in neighbouring cells in each row/column to make blocks. Each block is separated by one or more empty cells. The numbers indicate the ordered lengths of the blocks to appear in that row/column.

Inequalities Same as a sudoku, just with inequalities.

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CLUBS & SOCIETIES [email protected] COMEDY SOCIETY forming, improv games and many many more! The f rst rule of Comedy You don’t have to be Society? We speak funny and you don’t have about Comedy Society. to perform in order to Otherwise it would be enjoy comedy within the kind of diff cult to inform society. Right now the Imperial students that society is being re-shaped they can easily become according to what students members and enjoy many seek and every member benef ts, from free entry to has a say in the direction our shows to being forced it will follow. Us the com- to offered opportunities to mittee are here to provide do comedy on stage! Not comedy-related answers, there yet? No problem, the advice and opportunities. society is committed to Just drop us an email developing the conf dence at: ICU.ComedySoc@ of its members and their imperial.ac.uk! humorous skills through taught courses on joke writing/structure and per-

Learn some new moves for the next time you f nd yourself in Metric // Alexander Yip

ERASMUS of course their f rst Slug ICU BELLY DANCING also perform in many (a moment they are sure shows and host workshops On Thursday 5th never to forget). Want to try something on different dance props. October over a hundred This was swiftly different and look fabulous We run weekly classes immigrants eluded the followed by a wonderful while doing it? Then taught by professionals, border police to join the evening in the ChemEng join ICU Belly Dancing accommodating everyone Erasmus club at Imperial building (the f rst ever ut- Society! We are a fun and from complete beginners for a sophisticated round terance of such a sentence) active club whose main to those who have been of Pub Golf. They came where they re-learnt aim is to teach the beau- belly dancing for years. in their millions, bringing each other’s names while tiful art of belly dance. This year our beginner’s their different cultures, enjoying pizza, snacks and This Middle Eastern dance class takes place on Thurs- languages, and experienc- drinks. form involves learning days, 6 to 7pm, in Activity es with them, yet they were No doubt they will bring how to move parts of the Space 2. For more infor- still more understandable their unmatched enthusi- body independently, in mation see our website: than people from Birming- asm to the future events particular the hips and www.union.ic.ac.uk/rcc/ ham. For many, this was we have in store for them, chest, in an elegant dance. bellydancing. We also their f rst experience of including a delicious curry It’s a great way to work out teach Tribal Fusion Belly Pub Golf, a classic British night on Thursday 19th the entire body, boost your Dance which is a fusion of pastime where friendships October. Their journey self-conf dence, and meet belly dance with hip hop, are made and livers lost. to becoming f ne, young, new friends! Alongside f amenco, classical Indian There were many other British adults has well and classes we also organise dance, and many others! f rsts for our diverse truly begun and we invite plenty of socials, includ- If you have any ques- The current committee of Comedy Society is formed crowd such as their f rst all, local and Erasmus, to ing our Christmas dinner tions about belly dancing by Alina Paduraru (President, Top Left), Sophie John- disapproving looks from come along to any of our and outings to belly dance at Imperial, please drop ston (Vice President, Top Right), Aaron Low (Secretary, local pub-goers, their f rst events! shows around London. us a line at bellydancing@ Bottom Left) and Alex Foden (Treasurer, Bottom Right) street sign pull-ups, and Throughout the year we imperial.ac.uk // Dr. Steve Cross

YOUR WEEK MONDAY 16TH TUESDAY 17TH WEDNESDAY 18TH THURSDAY 19TH FRIDAY 20TH AHEAD OCTOBER OCTOBER OCTOBER OCTOBER OCTOBER Term is now in full PROF PETER SEVER: BLACK HISTORY PARLIAMENT HILL BELLY DANCING DISTRIBUTION DAY SCIENCE & SERENDIPITY MONTH: MOVIE NIGHT CROSS-COUNTRY RACE MINGLE swing! Check out all African Caribbean Society the events that are ICSM Heart IC Cross Country & ICU Belly Dancing Nothing else to do today Athletics other than picking up a going on this week. 18.30-20.00, SAF 121 18.30, EEE 403A 19.00-20.00, Union 13.00, Beit Quad Concert Hall copy of the latest issue of Felix, which can be found If you’re interested Prof Sever, a leading re- ICACS is hosting a fun Travel with us to Parlia- Meet fellow belly dancers across the South Kensing- searcher in cardiovascular and chill f lm night, ment Hill to race against and f nd out more about ton campus! in advertising here, disease, comes to Impe- screening the awesome other London universities! this dance style! There please f ll in this rial to speak about his Girl’s Trip. 3.7km for girls and 7.4km will be free pizza, drinks, form: http://bit. experiences as a scientist Free for members, £2 for for boys – all abilities are and lots of baklava! ly/2yj7y9H and a doctor over the past non-members welcome! Expect mud decades. and lots of cake. 38 FELIX ISSUE 1671

SPORTS [email protected] Badminton get the year off to a fying start ICU Badminton are setting out their big plans for the year ahead

SPORTS Sign up or come along to support your friends for a ICU Badminton fun day of badminton and A Sports Team socializing! In addition to the tournament and other mperial College special events throughout Union (ICU) the year, our partnership Badminton had an with YONEX will give Iamazing turnout at Fresher’s Fair this year, with over 500 individuals “We’re going expressing interest in the society. You may have to be hosting seen our giant badminton racket and banner out on the Imperial the Queen’s Lawn – thank College you to our new partners YONEX UK for these! Badminton We will be working with them, alongside Sin- Tournament gaporean food & beverage company Yeo’s and other next month!” yet to be confrmed parties, in hosting the Imperial College Badminton our members access to That’s one big racket... // ICU Badminton Tournament along with special offers and unique ICSM Badminton and experiences in terms of the YONEX All-England taster sessions at Ethos, BUCS and LUSL leagues. Eugenius Ng and Carolina Queen Mary University badminton equipment, in- Open in Birmingham. welcoming individuals The men’s 1st team will Azeredo welcome indi- on November 4th at Kens- teraction with professional Following the start of with a wide range of be looking to improve viduals from a wide skill ington Leisure Centre. players, and attending term, we’ve held multiple playing experience and even further upon their bracket, offering the op- giving those who have impressive third place portunity to attend a com- never played before an fnish in last year’s BUCS petition to all members of opportunity to just come Premier League, and the the society to if they wish along and have a few hits. 2nd team will be pushing to do so! We’ve been blown away for promotion into the If you would like by the enthusiasm, having First Division, while the to enquire more about had 60 students show up women’s team will want Imperial Badminton on the Sunday before term to reclaim their place in started, and are excited the Premier League. to see what this year will From the talent on “This year we bring for the society. show at this year’s trials, The new committee captains Shivam Bhat- will have two nagar, Noah Semonin, Gemma McGuire and men’s teams, “We’ve been Joseph Kim are confdent one women’s of a successful season blown away by ahead. team, and one Continuing from last the enthusiasm year’s great work, ICU mixed entered from students Badminton will be fur- thering our social team into the BUCS for badminton” project for any members and LUSL in the club looking for a competitive playing expe- leagues” will be endeavouring to rience in addition to our build upon the founda- club sessions. tions of the old to create Starting this term, Society, our club sessions a welcoming and social social training sessions or our upcoming tour- environment where we will be available on Friday nament, please do not can all come together to evenings for interested hesitate and get in touch enjoy the sport we love. members. These will be with us at badminton@ Similar to last, this year led at Ethos by some of our ic.ac.uk or alternatively, we will have two men’s team members, namely fnd us on our new website teams, one women’s and Edward Liu. www.imperialbadminton. People just go wild for badminton // ICU Badminton one mixed entered into the Our social captains com! 39 FRIDAY, 13TH OCTOBER, 2017 FELIX

SPORTS [email protected] A hurling, twirling day of shinty for Gaelic Athletics Gaelic Athletics try and claw back their old glories in Bottle Match against CSM

SPORTS be restored. He and our own American Sniper, Beth Hassan Eoin Lyons, peppered ICGAC Chair the opposition goal with shots, scoring a goal each. mperial College After the exciting Gaelic Athletics Club match, a well-deserved (ICGAC) set out to pint, or two, was had by Itake on the Camborne both teams at Wether- School of Mines (CSM) spoons. The occasion was with the aim of reinstating spent refecting on how Imperial Hurling to its this was fast becoming a former glory (League major annual fxture for Champions in 2012). The both clubs. The ICGAC unoffcial Bottle Match Chair, Beth, thanked fxture pitted two tradi- CSM and all the dedicat- tional Celtic sports, Shinty ed Imperial players for and Hurling, against one dragging themselves out of another. Imperial were unlucky to lose 3-1 to 2-0 (which equivalates to 10 “After the points to CSM against 6 points to ICGAC). match, a well- The game involved a mélange of rules from deserved pint both sports. Hurling, a or two was traditional Gaelic sport, is described as an amalgama- enjoyed at tion of hockey, lacrosse, and golf. It is regarded as Wetherspoons” the fastest and oldest feld sport in the world and “And then he tried to tell me that football was faster than hurling!” // Sorcha Begley the ball can travel up to bed on a Sunday morning speeds of 120km/h. Shinty team who were armed with Despite some excellent faced worse odds and challenge CSM could for the match. A special is a Scottish game derived sticks twice the size of our hold up play by Alex survived. The second half throw at them. This, along shout-out was given to from hurling with sticks hurls (hurling sticks). In Aboud and Beth Hassan, saw a totally rejuvenated with the work of merce- our very own cheerleader which more resemble the frst minute, the Men’s CSM managed to score 3 performance where nary Fulham hurler Paul and photographer Sorcha hockey sticks than the Captain Lorcán Cropper goals taking advantage of Imperial came into their Mannix, whose end-to-end Begley (out-of-action due Irish ‘hurl’. had to leave the pitch due their well-rehearsed team own. A solid defence con- passing, tireless running to injury), who captured The frst half saw the in- to a battered and heavily tactics against Imperial’s sisting of Joe Allen and and total dominance of some great shots of the experienced ICGAC team bleeding hand, leaving still forming team. Nelson Taluker, with Nick the midfeld helped to action on the day. bravely take on the Shinty the team a man down. ICGAC has, however, Oon in goal saw off every ensure some pride could Felix is recruiting!

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