Passion to Profession JMU Alumnus Captures the Stories of Sports Stars

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By MATT D’ANGELO purchased to provide JMU faculty and staff AND MIKE DOLZER with the opportunity to rent homes from The Breeze the university, and that there are currently no long-term plans for the area. Soft, fluttering wind chimes could be “Anytime a property becomes available heard as Carmenza Kline looked around that’s sort of contiguous to campus,” Wyatt in the backyard she’s called home for said, “we’ll consider, ‘Do we have a need almost 50 years. for it?’” “My children grew up here; I planted No student at JMU is foreign to the all the trees here. It’s my home; it’s my idea that the univer sity is growing. In the home and I don’t want to see my home, past four years, the university has turned you know, go and become a building … it UREC into an almost 300,000 square- means a lot,” Kline said. foot colossus; the Student Success Center Kline, 71, is one of two independent has cemented itself in the JMU skyline; homeowners in the Forest Hills D-Hall’s massive exoskeleton is under neighborhood, a development tucked construction behind Wilson Hall; the Grace away among the Edith J. Carrier Street corridor has been transformed into Arboretum, Forest Hills Manor and a route peppered with JMU buildings and Interstate 81. The private pocket Kline’s Sentara Park has been implanted as a home occupies has slowly been infiltrated massive sports complex outside of campus. by an institution that’s caused unexpected The university boasts a high rating headaches for her: James Madison among students according to The Wall University. Street Journal, but while many enrolled at Over the last four years, JMU has JMU may be excited about recent growth, purchased 14 homes in the 16-home the costs and benefits of these changes neighborhood for approximately $4.2 are different to those in the Harrisonburg million, according to public housing community. records obtained by The Breeze. Bill Wyatt, director of communications and university spokesperson, said the area was CHELSEA CROUCH / THE BREEZE see FOREST, page 4 Passion to profession JMU alumnus captures the stories of sports stars

By JACK FITZPATRICK “I honestly sat through 15 minutes of The Breeze macroeconomics and walked out of there and right to the guidance office and said I had to change,” In addition to interviewing superstars from Finkel said. “That first class, I knew I had to get out Shaquille O’Neal, Tiki Barber, Karl Malone and Nate of there and I always knew I wanted to write, I always Robinson to “Mean” Joe Greene, JMU (‘00) alumnus liked writing and media arts seemed to encompass Jon Finkel has accomplished a variety of feats. it all.” Finkel started out at JMU in the College of Business, Finkel has remained friends with his freshman but switched out of that career path and decided to year hallmate, Sean Carrigan. Carrigan has seen his follow his passion. passion grow from a dream to a reality. “From day one, I always kind of admired how Jon knew what he wanted to do,” Carrigan said. “Writing was a passion for him. He didn’t half-a-- anything. Everybody saw his creativity, and if you were around him long enough, you knew he would do big things and be entertaining people.” Finkel earned his degree in media arts and design and moved to Los Angeles upon graduation, where he secured an internship with Licht-Mueller Film Corporation. “I sent out like 50 letters to the production companies in L.A. and got a job with a production company in UCLA who did ‘Cable Guy’ and ‘Waterworld,’” Finkel said. From there, Finkel worked on his writing skills, and later became involved with the Santa Monica Sun and other local papers in which he wrote stories for a penny per word. Carrigan even helped with one of his stories, “The Day in the Life of Santa Monica Pickup Basketball.” “That story honestly got me everything I got TECHNICOLOR beyond that,” Finkel said. “I used that as a sample to get the cover story with Men’s Fitness, so that was CEILING my launching pad.” Friends relieve stress with After garnering some attention from publications like Men’s Fitness, Men’s Health and GQ, Finkel was decorative coloring pages given the opportunity to author books. His first big break came as a contract that spanned three years to write 12 books that featured major NBA ARTS | 7 stars for the NBA’s “Read to Achieve” book series. COURTESY OF JON FINKEL Jon Finkel chronicles star athlete Joe Greene in his new book. see NOVEL, page 10 WILL CARMACK / THE BREEZE DID YOU KNOW? We’ll reimburse your $5 account opening fee.

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Madison WILL CARMACK / THE BREEZE After almost two years of construction, a new building merging multiple JMU offices is opening on main campus. Madison Hall, located on Grace St. across from Duke Hall, will provide easier access for all students and faculty starting April 10.

By JULIA SMITH Madison Hall starting Wednesday. The Breeze “The biggest thing is that we are in the middle of campus and I think that it gives prospective students and their In the coming weeks, students will travel no further than families a much better view and understanding of the the tall white colonnade of Madison Hall to visit some of campus,” Michael Walsh, the dean of admissions, said. the key departments at JMU. Located beside the Student The move marks a transition for the Center for Success Center and Mason Parking Deck, Madison Hall has Global Engagement from their previous name, Office of opened to allow the Office of Admissions, Office of Access International Programs. According to Jennifer Coffman, and Inclusion, Center for Global Engagement and Graduate the associate executive director of the Center for Global School to move in. Engagement, the new name better encompasses all the In 2006, JMU purchased Rockingham Memorial Hospital services including study abroad and International Student which had been home to a cancer treatment center. Nine and Scholar Services. years later, renovations began to turn it into Madison Hall. Located on the second floor, the Center for Global Completely gutted and refurbished, the building now Engagement will be connected to SSC by a walkway contains 14 conference rooms, 110 offices and seven physics granting students easier access to their offices. New spaces, labs. including conference rooms and a full kitchen, will also All departments are expected to have moved in by give them more chances to hold a variety of programs and April 10 with the Center for Global Engagement currently opportunities. in the process and Office of Admissions already getting “Our offices are generally more collaboration-friendly — comfortable in their new space on the third floor. more room for our planning, preparation and implementation Although Madison Hall is still undergoing some finishing of our projects,” Coffman said in an email. touches, the Office of Admissions already has visions for When the RMH Cancer Center moved to a new location, the ground floor. The main lobby, which can accommodate they handed down its equipment to the Department of approximately 500 people, will be lined with TV screens Physics and Astronomy and bought new equipment. This and pictures that offer descriptions of the many services equipment includes a linear accelerator used to perform and facilities JMU’s campus has to offer. radiation therapy as well as a concrete vault and X-ray “It’s a nice space that lets families know that JMU cares simulator for imaging tumors. The rooms and lab space will about its prospective students because first impressions are be known as Madison Accelerator Laboratory available for so important,” Anna Boley, the visitor relations coordinator, research and education to all JMU students and faculty. said. Madison Hall will feature a wide variety of offices that are While parking for visiting students and families hasn’t an integral part of JMU. been worked out, the new location puts them closer to the “It gives us a place to show them the JMU experience,” Quad and many of the different colleges. It will also allow Walsh said. WILL CARMACK / THE BREEZE student ambassador tours to take different directions to Many JMU tours will begin at Madison Hall, which diversifies prospective students’ experiences. start their routes across campus. The tours will begin in CONTACT Julia Smith at [email protected]. Working against the wind By KAITLYN SMITH car, she added four new features to the vehicle to contributing writer make it more aerodynamic. These include wheel covers— air “dams” around all four sides to capture It sounds like the making of a five-year-old’s air hitting the car, wings off of the back — and a flat fantasy: a silver toy car, some white clay and cover on the entire underside. All of these features unlimited playtime. But this is serious work in are either handmade by Katsoulos with clay or 3D JMU’s wind tunnel on East Campus. It’s countless printed in a JMU lab. hours of calculations, experiments and trial and Inspiration for Katsoulos’s project stems from error. her childhood. She grew up in the countryside Christiana Katsoulos, a senior integrated of Warrenton, Virginia. Every day, her parents science and technology major, is working on a commuted to work in a boxy Land Rover Discovery capstone project to create a new SUV model that’s on country roads for an hour or more, depending more aerodynamic and fuel-efficient. Katsoulos on traffic to northern Virginia. COURTESTY OF CHRISTIANA KATSOULOS is conducting experiments in JMU’s wind tunnel “It was bad for the environment and it was bad The ISAT wind tunnels were used for researching environmental efficiency and improvements in cars such as drag. under the EnGeo building. During her testing, she for their wallets,” Katsoulos said. “They were only used the tunnel to test the “drag” — wind resistance getting 13 miles to the gallon.” — of a toy model 2006 Range Rover Sport that she Katsoulos tested the car at different simulated wind found on Amazon. 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ISAT | Model SUVs take on wind tunnel from page 3 he’s a professional, he can attest to the advanced level of problem solving Katsoulos did with her wind tunnel is about 26 feet long, 8 feet tall and 6 project. feet wide. It’s powered by a large fan with a 5-foot “It’s a complex problem and it guts into some diameter. The fan pulls air through the tunnel and reasonably difficult engineering,” Showalter said. out the other end to exit the building through a Showalter’s job is to make the wind tunnel large garage door. accessible to ISAT and engineering students. He Before the wind tunnel is turned on for testing, helps Katsoulos with operating the machinery, but Katsoulos mounts the model into place in the everything conceptual she’s had to teach herself. center of the machine to keep it from being blown Before her project, she never took any classes on away. Once the model’s secure, the garage door energy. connecting to the outside is rolled up and the room “Everything I’m doing is new to me,” Katsoulos gets chillier. Then, once the fan is turned on, the said. room starts to become more frigid. By the time Katsoulos presents her findings at the “You have to wear more clothes in here than you ISAT senior symposium in late April, she’ll have spent do when you’re outside,” Katsoulos said. well over 200 hours working on this project. It’s been During testing, the buzzing of the fan booms a two-year capstone in the making. Her findings will throughout the lab. The room becomes so loud be published in the JMU databases. that it’s difficult to hear yourself think, let alone The results of her testing found that the features hold a conversation. minimize drag, thus improving fuel efficiency. Katsoulos’ capstone project adviser, integrated Katsoulos has potentially changed a traditional gas- science and technology professor Karim Altaii, guzzler into an environmentally conscious vehicle. has been advising capstone projects for 17 years. “Someone would save about $278 annually if Katsoulos is the first student whom Altaii’s advising paying premium gas at $2.83 a gallon and driving who hasn’t taken a class with him, but he couldn’t 12,000 miles,” Katsoulos said. pass up the opportunity to work with a student with Beyond academia, she hopes her findings are such an innate drive. recognized by the auto industry. “Her passion, her demeanor, her persistence,” “I want to be able to take this for when I get Altaii said. “She showed up like she is someone a job … and be like, ‘This mattered to me,’” who is going to get it done.” Katsoulos said. “‘I can’t believe I’ve gotten so Mark Showalter, the wind tunnel lab far and I can’t believe this made a difference.’” technician, was another source of guidance for Katsoulos. Showalter assisted Katsoulos with the CONTACT Kaitlyn Smith at COURTESY OF CHRISTIANA KATSOULOS experimental portion of her project. Even though [email protected]. A student is using wind tunnels on East Campus to create a model for a more fuel-efficient car for a capstone class.

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How do you capture two and editor I worked with freshman year now works for To say that The Breeze has thank each of them for the impact they had on this a half years in 500 words? Short Forbes. Other Breeze alumni have moved on to The become my life would be an journalism nerd’s life. answer is, you don’t. Washington Post, the Richmond Times-Dispatch understatement. Working at The Breeze has been insanely There’s nothing I can say here and Entertainment Weekly. I started my journey at challenging at times, as the long hours and stress that will be able to fully capture As for my own plans for next year, we’ll have to The Breeze before I started claimed my time and energy. It’s OK though, my time at The Breeze. see. It’s interesting, most people wait to become classes at JMU. I went to my because even when I pulled an all-nighter during When I was hired as a life leaders in their organizations until their junior or first meeting during my FrOG finals week to finish a supplement, I never regretted editor in October 2014, it was senior year, spending their first two years getting week at Anthony-Seeger, and joining the organization that shaped me into who when I was chained to my dorm used to college and likely drinking a lot of beer. I’m The Breeze hasn’t been able to I am today. bed by the cruel and merciless going into my last year not knowing what I’m going shake me off since. Because of The Breeze, I haven’t just learned laryngitis, that I accepted the to do. I wrote for almost every to grow, I’ve learned to glow. I’m now confident job offer with a wheeze. I was 18 then, had never I’m excited. It’ll force me to do what I want rather edition of the paper, back when it was still a about the decisions I make, and when those dyed my hair and didn’t know where Copper Beech than what I think I’m supposed to do. I can write twice-weekly, and became life editor the second decisions lead to great results, I know I’m a force Townhomes was. the features I’ve always wanted to write. Plus, yoga, semester of my freshman year, working alongside of journalistic nature. If you told freshman me that If I could tell myself anything, it would be this: meditation, volunteer work and margaritas will take my partner-in-crime and close confidant Robyn I’d actually be confident in myself, I wouldn’t have “You lucky b----. Forget about your ultimate frisbee up a greater chunk of my time. Smith to revamp the section. believed you, and I also would’ve been offended intramural team. This matters more.” To Matt Weyrich, my successor, I wish you the Every Friday, we had meetings with our writers, because who are you to tell me who I am? I was lucky in that early on in my JMU career I best. I think you have an incredible vision and and it was always the highlight of my week. I loved To Caroline Jansen, my successor, you’ve never found something that made me want to work 80 I’m excited to watch The Breeze grow under your seeing how excited they all were to write for The failed to impress me. Your knack for storytelling hours a week, manage different types of people leadership. Breeze; their enthusiasm made my job easier and and design has blown me away, and I know that and produce stories that sometimes need a lot of My advice to anyone who’s considering studying my time here more rewarding. you’ll catapult The Breeze to new heights. editing. The positives to this job vastly outweigh the journalism at JMU is to pursue this profession I was incredibly proud to see two of the most As for me, I’ll spend my senior year as general negatives — yes, I have to be constantly “on” and if you’re passionate about people, news and the dedicated writers, Emmy Freedman and Julia manager of WXJM. I’m ready to get a whole new available to help others, and I’m responsible for the importance of holding those in power accountable. Nelson, succeed Robyn and me as life editors batch of voices on our airwaves as we continue mistakes we make, whether it was my “fault” or not. Don’t go into this profession if you want to be when I became print managing editor. Emmy and demanding to be heard. I’ve even slept on the couch in the office overnight famous, be on TV or talk to celebrities. It’s not Julia have done more than I could ever imagine for To anyone considering going for something that — but only once. Our office manager, Martha, put worth it. Journalism is changing every second of the section, and I’m lucky to count them as close is out of their comfort zone, do it. The things that a blanket on me in the morning. every day as our technology progresses and people friends. are the scariest are oftentimes the most rewarding, That’s all worth it because of the amazing and have access to more information. There’s a lot of As print managing editor, I was able to lead and there’s nothing to fear more than regret. talented people I work with who help me make such pressure, but that shouldn’t scare you if it’s a field alongside Robyn and Richie Bozek (insert swooning My only other piece of advice is don’t kill with a wonderful paper every week. They’re the kind of you care about. Pursue your career, journalism or noises here) to take The Breeze to the next level. kindness, slay. people that most bosses dream about. My fabulous otherwise, without fear of failing, because if it’s what Leading our nutty-yet-dedicated team, who I’ve I may still pop up here and there, so don’t forget partner-in-crime and best friend, Mike Dolzer, is you’re meant to do, then you’ll always be willing to secretly dubbed “The League of Perfectionists,” has me about Breezers. And for God’s sake, don’t use becoming general manager of WXJM. A former work hard. been the biggest honor I could imagine. I want to any end hyphens.

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During the first semester of up the whole 12-page paper reminiscing about my When I came to JMU, I had getting much attention. Videos weren’t being utilized my freshman year, I didn’t do favorite experiences. zero desire to be a journalist. As the way they should’ve been, and I made it my job to much besides play video games I penned more than 100 stories for The Breeze. a matter of fact, when I applied change that by becoming video editor. and pickup basketball, not sleep It’s no doubt a cool feeling seeing your name on the for SMAD and had to rank Now as I sit here writing this, I can proudly say on the weekends and attend my byline — but it’s much more than that. There’s that the concentrations by level of that I’ve sparked a change in The Breeze’s perception GenEds (most of the time). sports saying that the name on the front of the jersey interest, journalism was at the of video. I helped produce DukesCenter — The That first week back from is more important than the one on the back. That bottom. Breeze’s first weekly video show — I’ve run a weekly winter break, I made my way name on the front of the jersey is “The Breeze” at So what on Earth am I doing live stream, The Breeze’s first election livestream down to the old Breeze office the top of the paper. It’s being a part of something at The Breeze? It started at the and most importantly, other sections come to me in the basement of Anthony- bigger and knowing you’re making a difference in beginning of my sophomore for video supplements to their articles. Video and Seeger looking to become the community. year. I had signed up to be a print are naturally collaborating and it makes me so involved in something. Little did I know The Breeze Matt, Caroline and Bennett — can’t wait to videographer for The Breeze so I could practice with happy to see The Breeze embrace the digital age. It’s would be something I’d be immersed in for the next see the places you’ll take this organization and the camera. It didn’t matter that it was in a field I an important step forward and I hope The Breeze three and a half years. the difference you’ll continue to make. Matt and didn’t care for; I just wanted to film things, regardless continues to move in this direction. I’m never going to forget my first assignment. I Bennett, it was awesome being your sports editor of the subject. To my video team, thank you for being so had to wake up at 7:30 a.m. to be at Godwin for a as well. My first assignment was to film some b-roll of enthusiastic, willing to share ideas and learn. You may simple Q&A with the CAA Swimmer of the Week. It was an honor being an editor. I’ve gained the Student Success Center. It may not sound like be a small group, but you have a lot of talent, and I I remember thinking something along the lines of, invaluable work experience, memories, become a the most exciting job in the world, but at the time, hope I was able to help you grow as content creators. “Why am I doing this?” better storyteller and communicator and stepped SSC was brand new. Not only did the design stand Never be afraid to try new ideas or filming techniques, I asked myself this a lot in the last three and a half out of my comfort zone countless times in the last out from other JMU buildings, but it introduced new because Lord knows I had to do a lot of trial and error years — when I had to wake up just as early and three and a half years. It’s all owed to this newspaper. dining options and offices. I didn’t realize it at the before I knew what my style was. sometimes earlier for other stories, when I sacrificed Instead of saying farewell to The Breeze, it feels time, but I was contributing to a news story. I was To my fellow editors, thank you so much for weekends and other experiences traveling to cover more appropriate to just say thank you, because I being a journalist. welcoming me with open arms. I didn’t know most games and work through production days, when can’t say it enough. I spent two years as a videographer and during that of you coming in and now you’re some of my closest thinking about the hours of sleep I lost, when I grab Thank you to every person I’ve worked with and time I filmed videos ranging from food taste tests, to friends. If it weren’t for you guys, I wouldn’t have my seventh slice of pizza on said production days. been able to meet working for The Breeze. Thank College GameDay, to more Quad Talks than I can known what a jump or cutline is. I wouldn’t have been But it was all more than worth it, and I wouldn’t you to every source I’ve talked to for a story. Thank remember. However, something had always bothered called “Schmeggers” or “The Voice of God.” I wouldn’t trade my time for anything else. I don’t have a you to anyone who has ever read The Breeze. Thank me. The work put out by the video department was have been able to grow as a leader or person, and I guess what my college experience would’ve been you to every person that makes The Breeze what it is high quality and told great stories, but in an age where definitely wouldn’t have been able to confidently call like without The Breeze, and I could probably take and my experience what it was. visual media is rising to the top, the videos weren’t myself a journalist.

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BRIANA ELLISON | copy editor MATT D’ANGELO | copy editor

Fresh off my tenure as editor- freshman, sophomore and junior year. I didn’t get In college, it’s so damn easy The overarching realization that I may never have in-chief of an underappreciated a position the first two years, but I took it as a sign to panic. We have crushing a moment where my feet finally feel set, I’m 100 high school newspaper subject to continue forming my voice, and I did. Before deadlines — tests, papers, percent pleased with myself, and the fact that I feel to dictatorial prior restraint, the becoming a copy editor — which is, I truly believe, projects; all of which seem to like I have everything under control is liberating — it idea of a student-run college one of the greatest positions in journalism — I fell be due at the same time. We has allowed me to let go of the mammoth idea that newspaper with free reign into a talk show on WXJM and became a staff writer consistently make irresponsible, I have four years to figure everything out before life sparked hope in my young and for Port & Main magazine, which I recently served inexplicable life decisions, from starts. For me (and you), life already has. And the nervous freshman eyes. as the copy editor for as well. putting off laundry to skipping little things, the small, fleeting moments in movie Yes, I was nervous, but I In my past year as a Breeze editor, I’ve had the workouts to drinking 10 beers on theaters, coffee shops or lake house decks, where it’s maintained a certain air of joy of continuing to write for Port & Main, writing a Tuesday. We’re in a constant just you and a few friends, is where happiness lives. confidence as I walked into the for Curio magazine, serving as editor of 22807 state of motion, moving at 1,000 There are thousands of these moments each day, Anthony-Seeger Breeze office and told editor-in- magazine and continuing my WXJM talk show with mph from activity to activity, trudging through a and for people like me who get caught up in looking chief Sean Cassidy I wanted to be an opinion writer. two of my best friends. I have to thank them, Mike grand odyssey back to our beds for safety. at what’s ahead, what’s “important” and what’s I met with the editor and proceeded to write my first and Matt, for putting up with me basically every day As someone at the end of his career at JMU, valued by others, it can be easy to miss their benefit. article the following week. By the end of fall semester and being two amazing confidantes. I’d be remiss if I haven’t particularly been thinking about how They allow us — the cynics, the Hindenburgs — to 2013, I’d met my required five articles to become a I didn’t thank my mom, dad, sister, aunt, uncle and wonderful or awesome my time at this Disneyland feel time stop so we can poke our heads up and paid columnist. two grandmothers for being team Off Topic when of a university has been. Frankly, I look around realize that, despite whatever stresses are occurring Thus, my three-year tenure under the column no one else was. Everything I do is for all of you, and and just see people, some of whom are caught up in our lives, things seem kind of nice because we “Off Topic” took off. I wrote about anything and for my Aunt Ronnie, who before she passed was my in enjoying the moment of it all (which is absolutely have, in that moment, some friends, a coffee, a everything that kept me up at night. I had no biggest fan; and for my late grandfather, Dada. You wonderful) and others who are elbow deep in what home, a bed, a next step. problem being “that person” and exploring avenues never got to hear me on the radio as you once were, looks like an emotional Hindenburg — drifting from So when I say that I haven’t been thinking of JMU people would hate … and they did — I got a steady but when I turn the mic on, you’re on my mind. class to class, wondering why they aren’t feeling as Disneyland, it’s not because it’s not, it’s because stream of angry emails, all of which I learned to I only have one regret in my time with The Breeze: “the buzz” that this campus so proudly boasts. what I’ve learned at this university, although ignore and delete. my first article, a take on Lorde’s song “Royals” and I’m writing this column today for the latter group, difficult, will resonate with me for a long time. The Breeze, amid a freshman year in which I felt how the lyrics were racist. If I could take it back, I because I’m one of you. I want to thank my friends — you know who you too dedicated to my schoolwork, became my home. would, especially since I’m now a hardcore Lorde For my own reasons — whether my anger, are — for providing me with these opportunities to I loved picking the paper up every Monday and fan. Finally, thanks to Mike Grundmann and Cindy negativity or outright douchery — I struggled to realize how lucky I am to live and study at a place Thursday to see my name printed in a publication Allen, the two best professors a college student could come to grips with myself and this world until like JMU. I want to thank my parents for urging me that got national attention. My skills as a writer grew, ask for and the people responsible for this walking junior year. Call it maturity, call it realization, call it to pursue what I want in life, regardless of what something I have to attribute to my editor Corey AP Stylebook. Without your constant guidance and whatever you’d like, but the last two years I’ve begun direction it takes me in. I want to thank my time Tierney, who was constantly my mentor and close support, I wouldn’t be headed in the direction I am. to understand that struggling to define “capital T at JMU for teaching me this: Don’t think too hard, friend as I found my identity as a writer. For the first time in my life, I’m excited — not afraid truths” like purpose and happiness can ultimately don’t take yourself too seriously — smile and laugh I applied to be a Breeze editor three times: my — for the future. be a fruitless pursuit. a lot.

JO TROMBADORE | copy editor RACHEL PETTY | opinion editor

Well, I suppose this is Rough House for putting up with me – I owe so It’s hard to believe my time Being an editor has improved my leadership goodbye. It seems strange that much of who I am to these strong, full-hearted at The Breeze, just like so many skills and shown me how it feels to be a role model. just over a year ago I was sitting women. I want to thank my dear friend, Emily Moss, other things, is coming to an Problems with InDesign and long days at the office on a couch, being interviewed for standing by my side through thick and thin, end. I came in freshman year have nothing on the amount I’ve learned and by three strangers for a position for being a voice of reason when my world caves knowing I wanted to write, but grown throughout my time at The Breeze. I really knew nothing about. I in, for loving me even when I don’t deserve love not sure what I wanted to write I want to thank the two previous opinion editors knew I wouldn’t be hired. But I (she’s single, fellas). I want to thank Mike Dolzer about. News? Life? Opinion? Corey Tierney and Ashleigh Balsamo for teaching was. And those three strangers for being the best co-host a girl could ask for and All I knew was sports wasn’t me what a good opinion column looks like and are now part of my Breeze Robyn Smith for being an exemplary editor-in-chief for me. pushing me to do my best. family – a family whom I will and friend. I want to thank Lexi Moles for teaching I signed up for email lists I also want to thank my columnists Armin, miss more than I could ever say. me to let go of the past, and Nikolle Holland for for both Life and Opinion and Rishmita, Dan, Ben, Spencer and Nahla for As a graduating senior, I’m also wishing a warm teaching me to embrace the future. I want to thank wrote my first editorial. I’ve always loved expressing working with me and producing awesome content. farewell to JMU, a place I started calling home my my parents for loving me unconditionally, praying myself, so I felt like this was the perfect way for me Last but not least, I want to thank my fellow second week here. Oh, JMU. You’ve taught me so for me every day of my life and providing for me to do that while getting writing experience. editors for dealing with my weirdness. much. It was here where I was first introduced to always. I then started questioning things around me: I’m confident that Becca will do an amazing job Plato and Aristotle in Hammond’s class, where I I want to thank God for taking the safe, Why weren’t there as many people at football as the new opinion editor. Don’t worry — curly first learned to be vulnerable at IV’s New Student comfortable plans I’d made for myself and chucking games as I thought there’d be? Why are some hair and big personalities do just fine here. I can’t Retreat, where I smoked my first cigar, went vegan, them out the window to replace them with better majors frowned upon? — and I wrote about them. wait to see what you and the new team accomplish. got way too many things pierced, fell in love on a ones. Though I don’t know what’s ahead, I feel more I’ve always liked challenging people with my After many opinions and many slices of pizza, I trampoline and had my heart broken in a truck. secure than I ever have. I’m comfortable now with writing — to question the system, work harder to feel ready to move onto the next chapter of my life, Painful things. Good things. Growing pains. the unknown. I’ve learned to trust it. It’s gotten me save our planet and think twice about how they act. whatever that may be. I love JMU more than I can say. I love the people. this far, and it will take me to new uncomfortable, If I inspired even one person through my writing, The Breeze will always have a place in my heart. I want to thank all my beautiful housemates at the scary, amazing places. I feel like I was successful.

EMMY FREEDMAN | arts editor JULIA NELSON | arts editor

I didn’t have much interest in Arts editor to take his place. I pause here as I reflect When I transferred to JMU the other times. joining The Breeze, or anything on how unqualified I was and still am for this job and halfway through my sophomore Thank you, Mike Dolzer, for being you. The for that matter, but my parents why Mike is such a small angel. year, I was terrified that my guidance, encouragement and friendship you’ve were pretty insistent on me So, along with Julia Nelson — a girl I’d barely talked late start would deter me from provided me as well as the entire paper is the boosting my dismal resume. So to before but who had cool style, I was hired. At this finding my place. After a month cornerstone of the work we produce. You’re one of I decided the newspaper was a point, this could turn into a love letter to Julia but I’m of searching for a way to keep the wonderkids I was talking about earlier, and you decent choice and that I wouldn’t way too egotistical to turn attention away from my own myself busy, I decided to honor will always amaze me. Never change. have to put too much time into it. farewell column for that long. So I’ll say this: Julia, my my high school journalism days Thank you to my incredible staff of writers. My I pause here as I laugh maniacally budget shawty, in the span of a year you’ve become and email IJ Chan, who was favorite part of this entire experience has been behind my laptop three years my best friend and we’ve packed more memories into managing editor of The Breeze observing you grow into the journalists you are and later. Those 12-hour production 365 days than I have with any other person. at the time. developing your voices through the blog. I’m so days aren’t a myth. From there I curated a completely new friend I remember dressing up in my coolest outfit to proud of each and every one of you. I’d still come At my first meeting, then-Arts editor Lauren Hunt group. Brie, you’re my dodger pal. Thursday nights impress her upon our first meeting — bright purple to Friday 3 p.m. meetings until the end of time if told me that some band was playing at Clementine better not change just because we’re not sitting five tights and a highlighter yellow cardigan. So cool. I could. and that I should go, interview them and then write feet apart from each other. Matt, listening to Migos However, despite the clash written all over my Thank you to the rest of the editorial staff. You a piece on it. That option was a hard nope, as talking won’t be the same without you commenting on the outfit, working for The Breeze was anything but that. guys are all my role models, and I have crushes on to people about things was one of my least favorite “Bad and Boujee” video alongside me. Bennett, you My first article, a feature about a student film festival each of you. activities. better keep that Snapchat streak alive. And Caroline, on campus, gave me that buzz I’d been searching The final thank you goes to that redhead I “Or,” Lauren continued, “Maroon 5 just released I’ve never met someone with as much dedication as for since leaving my high school publication. I was mentioned earlier, Emmy Freedman, my co-editor- a new album. You could review that.” Never have I you. You’re my forever fam, and everyone else’s fam hooked from that point on. best-pal and the coolest person who exists. I’m ever been so thankful for Adam Levine’s relentless too. I can’t believe I won’t be living life next to you After a year of writing stories about Harrisonburg’s obsessed with you and wouldn’t want to be in 13,000 presence in the music industry. Thus began my foray next year. most impressive, beautiful souls and accomplished group texts with anyone else. You’ll always be my into training my untrained ear onto the nuances of To Jo and Natalie, our successors, I hope you guys wonderkids, I applied to be the editor of the staff I BLOX shawty. Top 40 pop music. I’m proud to say I can end my have as much fun as we did, and I can’t wait to see had grown so strongly attached to. The Breeze has made words become my favorite college career with hate mail from the likes of Hoodie what you creative powerhouses do with the section. When I received the call that I’d been hired along thing in the world, however, the word “goodbye” Allen and Concerned Mothers of Backstreet Boys I’ll only be slightly upset if you get rid of the “Song with some redhead with cool boots, I was on my way is one that I’m not particularly fond of. Instead of Fans. Yes, that’s right. I’ve peaked. of the Week” graphic. And to everyone else at The to class and screamed “I accept!” in the middle of the saying good riddance, I’ll say something I’m more Somewhere along the way, I found that talking Breeze, I’m so jealous because you have a whole year street. That moment is one I’ll always remember. comfortable with: good luck. to people about things wasn’t so bad after all, and I ahead of you to find your Breeze family and devote My college experience wouldn’t be what it was Good luck to Jo and Natalie as you embark on one turned to writing features mostly to avoid the large unnecessary amounts of free time to them even without The Breeze and the people whose dedication of the best things you’ll ever do. I know you won’t volume of hate mail I was starting to receive (keep in though you just saw them 45 minutes ago at critique and talent build it up. For that reason, the rest of my need it. Good luck to Matt, Caroline, Bennett and mind the untrained ear comment). Toward the end (mostly looking at you, Caroline). And to my own journey can be summed up only in thank yous: all the rest of you who get the privilege of being on of my junior year, another then-Arts editor-slash- Breeze family, I look forward to seeing what you all Thank you, Robyn Smith, for being tough as nails the staff for another year. Stay golden, stay woke and angel Mike Dolzer told me that I should apply for do in life — I mean, Arts. when you needed to be and a loyal friend during all most importantly — stay Breeze-y.

RACHEL OWENS | art director

I took this job last year as a favor for a been wonderful in every way. I came to enjoy coming in friend. There I said it. early Wednesday mornings with coffee in one hand and my Working at a newspaper never morning oatmeal in the other. Coming up with really bad occurred to me until he pitched me the punny headlines that made Robyn cringe became a personal idea and brought me in for an interview. hobby of mine. I’m just now starting to wonder how I’m What’s the worst that could happen, expected to survive Hump Day without pizza after this week. right? My fellow editors, thank you for dealing with me, even I don’t really remember how the after Breeze Camp and seeing how competitive I can get. interview went, but here I am a year Thank you for all the “It’s Bo Time!” shenanigans and for later, so I guess the moral of the story is: listening to me nag about justifying your text on your section If Mike Dolzer has a plan for you, you’re pages. doing it, whether or not you realize it at the time. You all are honestly my heroes, and I can’t wait to see In all seriousness, being a part of The Breeze family has where we all end up after this.

A “good-luck” pat to the new A “thanks-for-the- A “why-can’t-we-have-nice- Breeze editors. memories” pat to The Breeze. things?” dart to the JMU Wi-Fi From an outgoing editor who From a junior who can’t that stops working when you can’t wait to see you shine. thank this organization enough need it the most. for all it’s done for him. From a student just trying to take BuzzFeed quizzes. A “the-force-is-strong- with-these-ones” pat to A “you’re-a-baller” pat to Carrie, Nicolette and Marissa as Brad Jenkins for being the best A “you-finally-get-it” pat you begin your tenure as copy mentor a student could ask for. to Mother Nature for getting it editors. From an editor who realizes together. From one of your trainers his last three years wouldn’t From a senior who can feel who loves you guys, will miss have been as special without spring in the air. the giggling over quotes and is you and your special socks. excited to see you take over the copy section. 7

Thursday, March 30, 2017 True colors JMU students scribble away stress through coloring books

COURTESY OF RACHEL PETTY By MARIA KEULER accounting major, said. “We’re all so different, so Each artist has his or her own unique style “One of my friends really liked this one pattern The Breeze it’s a cool thing we do together.” displayed on the ceiling. The detail required doesn’t with squirrels in it and immediately sat down to Williams prefers to separate the warm and cool come as quickly as you might think. Coloring get to work on it, before realizing that it probably Electrifying colors and intricate details decorate colors such as blues and reds to create contrast in requires patience. had some of the tiniest bits and pieces that needed the ceiling of a Copper Beech townhome. Over his pages. Pages can take days to be completed depending coloring all over the page,” Soyka said. “It was his first a hundred colored pages are placed in precise “I just think it looks aesthetically pleasing,” on how complex they are. For Williams, his first page coloring ever. After like two minutes he’s just like ‘Oh columns on the living room ceiling — after all, there’s Williams said. took about five hours. my God,’ just realizing what he’s gotten himself into. no room left on the walls — displaying the creativity Coloring and recapping the weekend make the “Most people don’t finish them the night they start The look on his face was so funny.” of their artists. Sunday scaries a little more bearable. them,” Pearson said. The squirrel page is still being colored to this day. Brooke Pearson and a group of her friends spend With nine books to choose from, Pearson also Her most recent page took about four hours. When a page goes up, they get to admire the latest their Sunday nights hitting the books — the coloring enjoys coloring in her spare time. For Kayla Gallico, a senior psychology major, addition while reflecting on the memories that came books. “I get, like, really into them when I start and then completing a page usually takes about five sittings. with the previous pages. The project began in March 2016 when Pearson’s I can’t stop because I just want it to be up there,” “There’s one coloring book we have with geometric “It’s really cool that so many different people that roommate’s mother sent a coloring book to their Pearson said. designs, and those take a lot longer than the average have come through the place have wanted to be a apartment. From there, it grew into something bigger Pearson’s passion for coloring motivated her to because of the detail,” Gallico said. “Using colored part of it and put up one of their own colorings,” when Pearson and her roommate started to invite create an Instagram account, @coloring_goddess. pencils allows us to be precise and detailed, which Soyka said. friends to reach their coloring goal of covering the Nearly every day, she posts a picture of a coloring is helpful.” The coloring books bring people together while ceiling. Pearson has now contributed 41 pages to the page to fit the day’s mood. For example, on the last Of course, coloring within the lines is more each page tells its own story. ceiling herself. snow day, Pearson posted a coloring of coffee cups directional compared to a blank page, as it’s mostly Although coloring nights are intended for fun, “When Brooke first brought up the coloring accompanied by the caption: “Hope everyone is decision making — but choosing the colors to fill Pearson has one rule — color your borders. parties, I thought it sounded really lame,” Aidan enjoying some nice hot tea or cocoa on this snowy those lines is no simple task. According to Williams, “When people don’t color their borders … they Williams, a senior integrated science and technology Tuesday afternoon!” most people tend to test their colors on the back of look incomplete,” Pearson said. major, said. Pearson’s friend, Anna Soyka, describes the detail the page to make sure they look right. When finally finished, each page gets signed and Now, he spends his Sundays working to cover the required to complete a page as an investment. “Our one friend will sit there for like an hour and dated before being placed on the ceiling. Pearson ceiling. “Some patterns are more mindless coloring and just look at the colors before she starts,” Pearson said. plans to take her pages with her after graduation to Coloring nights allow this group of friends to add don’t really require a lot of attention to detail,” Soyka, Each friend who’s contributed to the ceiling has left make her walls complete without her friends nearby. some more color into their lives. a senior integrated science and technology major, with a memory of the experience. 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By CONNOR MCCARTHY to make them believe that they can do things that they may The Breeze have not thought possible. Throughout the season, O’Regan’s players showed time and time again that they were playing O’Regan shines In his inaugural season, head coach Sean O’Regan faced with an intensity and purpose that mimicked their coach’s the challenge of taking over the fourth-winningest program mindset. Hall shared her thoughts on O’Regan’s inspirational in women’s college basketball history. He replaced legendary abilities after she hit a lead-changing three in the second JMU coach Kenny Brooks, who led the Dukes to a 337-122 round of the WNIT against U. Va. in first season record over 14 seasons. A second-place finish in the CAA “When you have a coach like [O’Regan] he makes you seem tournament, trip to the third round of the WNIT and total like you’re the best player in the world,” Hall said. “Before I record of 26-9 (15-3 CAA) showed that O’Regan was up for shot the three to take the lead he told me, ‘You’re gonna bang the task. this three right here.’” O’Regan spent nine years as an assistant coach on the As a JMU (’03) alumnus, O’Regan understood the benefit JMU women’s basketball sideline studying under Brooks. His JMU fans can provide. JMU faithful certainly didn’t disappoint experience in JMU’s system and relationship with the players this season, as every regular season home game had at least allowed for a smooth transition. 2,000 fans in attendance. The Dukes also gained an edge in “Being under Coach Brooks for about nine years, you can the postseason by playing in front of a raucous home crowd. definitely see what he’s learned and picked up some of his “It creates such an advantage for you,” O’Regan said. techniques,” redshirt junior forward Tasia Butler said in a “Especially in women’s basketball where there’s a lot of arenas November interview with The Breeze. “He’s brought his own that don’t get filled up, most importantly it makes our players thing to practice and game situations. He’s learned so much feel like their work is important.” and he’s just been able to piggy back off that.” As O’Regan enters the offseason, he won’t be lingering on JMU’s focus on giving it’s star redshirt senior guard the successes of his first season. He’ll be looking for any way Precious Hall the ball and crashing the boards to create and to improve as a leader. prevent second chance opportunities paid huge dividends “The bar I’m trying to hold up, which is the bar that for O’Regan. Hall finished the season with a school-record Kenny left, it’s almost like a never satisfied mentality,” 841 points, which ranks best in the CAA and third nationally. O’Regan said. “I think this year was a little less than As a team, JMU finished with 1,446 rebounds, which was the what we’ve done in the past because we didn’t win a second highest mark in the CAA and 16th in the NCAA. CAA championship. We had a good year, but it’s really “[Hall’s] commitment to stay here, and her commitment fueled me, because we [have got to] be better next year.” to excellence allows me to be a better coach,” O’ Regan said. LAURA VANDEMARK / THE BREEZE “I think you’re only as good as your players.” CONTACT Connor McCarthy at O’Regan was an assistant coach with the women’s program before taking the helm in 2016. A crucial aspect of getting the most out of your players, it [email protected].

TRIPLEWhich JMU athlete standout would you start your team with: BryanTAKE Schor, Megan Good or Precious Hall? By MATT WEYRICH both on and off the field, Schor By BENNETT CONLIN career ERA of 0.82, which is By RICHIE BOZEK also good for second all-time in The Breeze was the engine behind the success The Breeze currently 0.69 better than Ford’s The Breeze JMU season history. It takes a of JMU’s high-octane offense. program-best ERA of 1.51, ranks special kind of player to be one When building an athletic Hall is one of the greatest On Sunday, JMU softball’s junior first among all active NCAA Basically here’s what this of four in the country to score program from the ground up, women’s basketball players this pitcher Megan Good lost her first Division I pitchers with at least scenario is for me. over 40 points twice this season, there’s only one measure of school has ever seen. She ran the game since May 28, 2016. In the 302 75 career innings pitched. Her If you tell me I have only one and to be one of three in program success that truly determines show for the Dukes and was a days between losses, Good tossed 28 shutouts rank fourth among meal punch on my JACcard, and history to surpass 2,000 career whether or not progress has been prolific scorer all over the court. 111 innings, struck out 152 batters all active Division I pitchers and my three options are buffalo bites points; a special kind of player to made: winning. Aside from scoring, however, and allowed a whopping three her winning percentage sits in from Dukes, a burger and curly be a two-time conference Player Sure, one could opt to start a she didn’t do much to fill the stat earned runs all while leading the the top 10. Good’s arguably the fries from Festival or the mac of the Year. With a scoring threat women’s basketball squad around sheet. There’s no doubt that 24 team in RBIs. Good’s dominance best pitcher, and player, in college and cheese from Student Success like Hall on your team, it opens up scoring machine Precious Hall. points per game is an impressive both in the circle and at the plate, softball. Center, it’s going to be a tough options for the other four players They wouldn’t be far off the mark effort, but her 5.4 rebounds, 2.1 makes her the best athlete at JMU Pitching gets Good most of her decision. I can make an argument on the court. by creating a softball team with assists and 1.4 steals per contest and the obvious choice to build a accolades, but the right-hander and be content with either of the Hall also possesses one of the the unreal Megan Good taking this season left much to be team around. also gives opposing hurlers three, just like I would be with strongest intangibles you want the mound to start every series. desired. While football’s Bryan Schor nightmares in the batter’s box. starting a team with either of when you’re building a team — There’s little room for debate, A valid argument could be and women’s basketball’s Precious Good’s career batting average sits these three JMU athletes. leadership. She’s a vocal leader however, that making quarterback made for considering Good one Hall are no strangers to the at a lofty .345, including a .365 If you build a team around who’s trusted by her teammates, Bryan Schor the centerpiece of a of the best — if not the best — winner’s circle, nobody wins quite average at the plate this season. any of these three Dukes, you’ll which is something you can’t football team would be the best collegiate softball players in the like Good. Her 80-7 career record She’s launched 21 career home be a contender. That’s a given. teach or practice. Not to mention, bet for securing a national title country. Her ridiculous 0.23 gives her a winning percentage runs, three of which came in the However, Precious Hall gives an she has that clutch gene (see — and he’s got the hardware to ERA and 12.5 K/9 entering play of 92 percent. The Dukes have team’s pressure-packed 2016 extra kick that wins my vote (not even just the last two games for prove it. on Friday are numbers that look set a single-season wins record NCAA Super Regional series to compare Hall to buffalo bites, examples). Simply put, Schor just knows like they’re from a video game, each year that Good’s been in the against LSU. As of Wednesday but in this situation, you get it). “Hall’s one of a kind, and we how to win. When the Dukes start and she’s casually hitting .365 program and she’s been credited morning, her four home runs this Hall is JMU’s “Kobe Bryant in believe in her, and she obviously a game with him under center, with a team-high 29 RBIs, too. with 62 of the team’s 100 victories season are as many as 21 teams his prime,” a natural, gifted scorer believes in us,” sophomore guard the team is a staggering 15-3. Last Unfortunately though, she was over the past two seasons. When across the nation and she’s hit the who no team wants to face — Logan Reynolds said after the season, he led an offense that unable to help the Dukes advance Good pitches, JMU is almost four bombs in hundreds of fewer even some of the nation’s storied Dukes’ victory over U. Va. in the scored 46.7 points per game, the past the Super Regionals last always a lock to win. at-bats. programs. second round of the WNIT. second most in the entire FCS. season. This year’s campaign is When arriving at JMU, Good Good’s ability to both limit “I didn’t know she was a fifth- Another reason is experience. JMU went undefeated in FCS still underway, but Good has learned from former pitcher Jailyn teams from scoring runs — she’s year senior, or I would have She’s essentially a four-year play, blew out its four playoff yet to propel JMU to that elusive Ford, who was widely considered thrown a shutout in one third of recruited her myself,” Tennessee starter who was on the court at opponents by a combined 115 national title. the best pitcher in program history. her career starts — and help the head coach Holly Warlick said tipoff for 130 of her 139 career points and went on to capture its Schor already has a national Ford’s 31 shutouts, 82 wins and 815 Dukes light up the scoreboard, after the two teams played on games. Up until her injury at the second national championship in championship under his belt. He’s strikeouts are the best marks of she’s driven in 101 runs in her Nov. 11. beginning of the 2015-16 season, school history. the on-field general of a prolific any JMU pitcher. Although Ford’s career, make her an ideal choice The Vols were ranked No. 13 Hall appeared in all possible Without Schor, the Dukes JMU offense and has handled the numbers are impressive, Good has to help lead a team to victory. at the time when Hall dropped games, including 95 consecutive wouldn’t have even sniffed that pressure on some of the biggest recorded 28 shutouts, 80 wins and No athlete at JMU, not even the a then career-high 39 points the starts. She’s also appeared in NCAA championship trophy. In stages with ease. If one were given 590 strikeouts and she still has over best single-season scorer in JMU first game of this past season after two NCAA tournaments and two addition to earning CAA Offensive the opportunity to start a program a season and a half until she leaves women’s basketball history or a returning from a torn ACL. WNITs. Player of the Year honors, the with any athlete at JMU, Schor is the program. Not only is Good on national champion quarterback, Please read over that last So that’s my case for one of junior quarterback led the FCS the easy choice. That is, as long as pace to match Ford, but she’s also is a better player to build a team sentence again. the all-time greats in JMU sports with a 73.1 percent completion they don’t expect his ring to weigh projected to obliterate her records. around than JMU softball’s Megan It takes a special kind of player history. Who wants to go get percentage and was the only him down. Good matches up favorably Good. to attribute that sentence to. It buffalo bites? player in the country with at with former JMU players, and takes a special kind of player to least 10 rushing and 21 passing CONTACT Matt Weyrich at her numbers stack up admirably CONTACT Bennett Conlin at be third in the nation in scoring at CONTACT Richie Bozek at touchdowns. A veteran leader [email protected]. against the nation’s best. Her [email protected]. 24 points a game after said injury, [email protected].

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