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not all the san pRancisco foghowi April Fools, 1982 UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA VOLUME 77 Number 17 Move it or Else!!!!!!!! One of the new Public Safety patrol cars. by George Patton donation from the Military Science Said Yush. "There is really USF Faculty Association, also gave Francisco, Franco Lugiano, was Department at USF. This move nothing we can do about it anymore, a similar statement of disgust, absolutely overjoyed over Yush's In a meeting earlier this week. resulted from an "uncontrollable we're forced to take stronger "what's going to happen with my policy. His reason for overjoyment Public Safety decided unanimously parking situation in the Lower E means." The actual method—cars poor Mercedes?" was determined to be the possibility to adopt a new towing policy. Thc Lot," according to Lieutenant will be hit broadside and from the The reactions of the students were of selling more cars to USF students. new system, involving the use of Colonel J.E.B. Stuard Calvert. "I'm back and front according to the summed up in one opirjion. "Those He said, "Hey, listen, with the price U.S. Army tanks, is one of a series of willing to do almost anything to position ofthe vehicle. "The vehicle dummies, what'll be next?...I think of Ferraris now at $65,000, I'm other developments that will be solve this problem," he continued. "I will be cleanly removed from its we're headed for a-1974 Committee always happy over a chance to sell instituted beginning the 11th of am in control here," hc added. place, unlike the job we have been of Public Safety." another car." April, according to Public Safety The two tanks that will be used to doing in the past," he said. As to On the other side of things, Fr. West Side Auto Body in San Director Yushuntsky. implement the new towing policy what will happen to the "towed President Lo Schiavo applauded Francisco was "thrilled" at getting The new policy comes as a result will be piloted by Public Safety vehicle," Yush said, "it will be Yush's new approach to things. more business. "Being located on of the growing student dissatisfac­ Officers Joe Costello and Mary stored on Loyola Field as part of "What is good for Public Safety is Haight Street so near to USF, we tion over Public Safety's method of Bertka. Both of these officers have the Loyola Renovation Project." good for me; 1 know it will hope to be getting a lot of new towing motorized vehicles. "1 am been involved in intensive training Response from the University discourage people from parking too customers," Joe Smith, owner of sick and tired of student complaints over the past nine months. Director community has been mixed. Fr. long or illegally at USF" But he West Side Auto said. that their cars, and in particular Yushuntsky feels that both of the of O'Neill, Director of Campus later warned Yush, "You'd better Civic Center Towing, USFs usual those that have had their officers are "very well trained and Ministry, was "appalled by the new keep your slimy hands off of my towing agency, was "relieved" to transmissions totaled," said Yush. highly competent" to carry out their policy." He said, "This is absolutely beautiful Cad." He added, "That'll find out that a new policy was going "We decided really to teach these new responsibilities on campus. The absurd and immoral...how do you teach 'em." into use. Jose Bello, one of the people," he went on. training camp took place on the expect God-loving Christians to From off-campus, a great amount workers of the garage, spoke for his The use of tanks at the University officers' free time. Both of the park their cars on the premises with of positive response has been manager. "We've got so many cars of San Francisco will be officers went to the camp that was the threat of "smashing" lingering in received. The Ferrari Motor we were thinking of renting the San implemented by using an M26 situated in Napa County every the air and in the parking lots?" Dr. Company's spokesman in San Francisco Civic Auditorium." "Pershing" tank and Mark VIII. The Monday, Wednesday and Friday Michael Lehmann, President ofthe acquisition of the tanks came as a over the training time. Janet Cooke to Head Foghorn by Kelly Marie Harp Inside: The USF Media Council has although she holds degrees from announced that the next Editor-in- institutions as prestigious as the Chief of the USF Foghorn will be Sorbonne and Radcliffe, "I felt my News: Trustees call for new former Washington Post reporter education just would not be and Pulitzer prize winner Janet complete without a degree from Housing Director Page 15 Cooke. Cooke was selected because, USF, so I have enrolled in according to one Council member undergrad classes this semester: I felt who asked to remain anonymous, that with the amount of time 1 will be "we felt that she brought the highest putting in as Editor, I just wouldn't Opinion: An open letter from level of expertise and experience to be able to handle classes in the Adolph M. Koven Page 2 the job which we feel to be one of the College of Professional Studies." most critical on campus." Citing her Cooke went on to reveal that she extensive background and her plans to broaden the scope of the Noted scholar and Foghorn Editor- connections within the field of Foghorn's coverage of national and to-be Janet Cooke. Sports: Dons back in NCAA ... Page 2 professional journalism, the council, city news. Among investigations Muffy," said Cooke. "I feel that this in formally announcing the decision, planned for the paper in upcoming is an issue which is appropriate for stated: "We feel that this is the best issues is an interview with a 7-year the Foghorn's attention because jumping off point for the journalism old preppie, and a look at the tuition increases will require the department we hope to establish at problems that lifestyle creates. "Of university to admit more preppies in Escapades: Herschel Bernardi will star USF" course the child's true identity will the future and we need to be in Player's Tom Sawyer .... Page 11 In an exclusive interview with the have to be protected so we'll prepared to understand their Foghorn. Cooke revealed that probably use an alias like Buddy or problems," she added. Pate .'. , April Fools, 1982 • • opinion Beating Stress hr Van Ault race to your brain, stimulating When the going gets rough, thinking and creativity. Remain in convince yourself that you can meet It seems like we're in the worst the headstand position another ten the challenge. Affirm to yourself, part ofthe semester...midterms. It's full minutes then, slowly, get out of audibly: "I am wonderful. I am at this point that many of us feel the tub. You should feel very relaxed fabulous, I am invincible..." etc. Get crushed hy the academic and and self-confident. into a rhythm with it. Chant this financial pressures of college life. It's Learn how to bolster your diet affirmation for a good thirty up to us what we make of this when under stress. Your body needs minutes. You should feel completely period...and whether we sink or extra nutrients to combat fatigue, omnipotent. You can combine all swim There are some very special antixiety. and restlessness. One of three of these strengthening techniques for beating stress that I'd the best things to add to the diet is techniques in interesting ways. I like to share with you While I reali/e chlorophyll, which has nearly every recommend doing the bathtub bit they are unusual and unorthodox. necessary nutrient to maintain first thing upon awakening in the I'd like you to give them a try health. The best source of morning. After you've completed it, They're very practical and easy to chlorophyll is good old garden fresh go upon the roof of your building (if do. grass. That's right...the kind on the you can't get to the roof, open wide This Cetec 7000 will be used to implement KUSFs new automation When you're facing tough lawn. Take a good 32 ounces of all your windows). Then, shout your program. assignments, don't get too freshly picked grass, and add to it affirmations to the winds..."! am discouraged. Try to relax. When these ingredients to make a special wonderful. I am fabulous, I am you're relaxed, you're more capable grass cocktail (as I call it): two invincible!" as loudly as possible. KUSF Will Go of concentrating. Here's an excellent tablespoons paprika, I tablespoon Note: it's not wise to do this before 8 relaxation technique: fill a tub with cayenne pepper, half a cup of yogurt, a.m.). Following that, drink, your Automated steaming hot water. Take ten deep a cup of alfalfa sprouts, I tablespoon grass cocktail, adding a raw egg to it breaths, then immerse your head of brewer's yeast, and a dash of for breakfast, if you like. by Susie Leon completely in the tub Hold your tabasco. Mix well in your blender. 1 positively guarantee fantastic many comments on the rather breath for at least ten minutes. Then, Makes several hearty servings. results if you follow these In a completely unexpected move, rough-cut, inconsistent style of our come into a head stand position Drink this deliciously spicy brew suggestions to the letter.

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