not all the san pRancisco foghowi April Fools, 1982 UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA VOLUME 77 Number 17 Move it or Else!!!!!!!!

One of the new Public Safety patrol cars. by George Patton donation from the Military Science Said Yush. "There is really USF Faculty Association, also gave Francisco, Franco Lugiano, was Department at USF. This move nothing we can do about it anymore, a similar statement of disgust, absolutely overjoyed over Yush's In a meeting earlier this week. resulted from an "uncontrollable we're forced to take stronger "what's going to happen with my policy. His reason for overjoyment Public Safety decided unanimously parking situation in the Lower E means." The actual method—cars poor Mercedes?" was determined to be the possibility to adopt a new towing policy. Thc Lot," according to Lieutenant will be hit broadside and from the The reactions of the students were of selling more cars to USF students. new system, involving the use of Colonel J.E.B. Stuard Calvert. "I'm back and front according to the summed up in one opirjion. "Those He said, "Hey, listen, with the price U.S. Army tanks, is one of a series of willing to do almost anything to position ofthe vehicle. "The vehicle dummies, what'll be next?...I think of Ferraris now at $65,000, I'm other developments that will be solve this problem," he continued. "I will be cleanly removed from its we're headed for a-1974 Committee always happy over a chance to sell instituted beginning the 11th of am in control here," hc added. place, unlike the job we have been of Public Safety." another car." April, according to Public Safety The two tanks that will be used to doing in the past," he said. As to On the other side of things, Fr. West Side Auto Body in San Director Yushuntsky. implement the new towing policy what will happen to the "towed President Lo Schiavo applauded Francisco was "thrilled" at getting The new policy comes as a result will be piloted by Public Safety vehicle," Yush said, "it will be Yush's new approach to things. more business. "Being located on of the growing student dissatisfac­ Officers Joe Costello and Mary stored on Loyola Field as part of "What is good for Public Safety is Haight Street so near to USF, we tion over Public Safety's method of Bertka. Both of these officers have the Loyola Renovation Project." good for me; 1 know it will hope to be getting a lot of new towing motorized vehicles. "1 am been involved in intensive training Response from the University discourage people from parking too customers," Joe Smith, owner of sick and tired of student complaints over the past nine months. Director community has been mixed. Fr. long or illegally at USF" But he West Side Auto said. that their cars, and in particular Yushuntsky feels that both of the of O'Neill, Director of Campus later warned Yush, "You'd better Civic Center Towing, USFs usual those that have had their officers are "very well trained and Ministry, was "appalled by the new keep your slimy hands off of my towing agency, was "relieved" to transmissions totaled," said Yush. highly competent" to carry out their policy." He said, "This is absolutely beautiful Cad." He added, "That'll find out that a new policy was going "We decided really to teach these new responsibilities on campus. The absurd and immoral...how do you teach 'em." into use. Jose Bello, one of the people," he went on. training camp took place on the expect God-loving Christians to From off-campus, a great amount workers of the garage, spoke for his The use of tanks at the University officers' free time. Both of the park their cars on the premises with of positive response has been manager. "We've got so many cars of San Francisco will be officers went to the camp that was the threat of "smashing" lingering in received. The Ferrari Motor we were thinking of renting the San implemented by using an M26 situated in Napa County every the air and in the parking lots?" Dr. Company's spokesman in San Francisco Civic Auditorium." "Pershing" tank and Mark VIII. The Monday, Wednesday and Friday Michael Lehmann, President ofthe acquisition of the tanks came as a over the training time. Janet Cooke to Head Foghorn by Kelly Marie Harp Inside: The USF Media Council has although she holds degrees from announced that the next Editor-in- institutions as prestigious as the Chief of the USF Foghorn will be Sorbonne and Radcliffe, "I felt my News: Trustees call for new former Washington Post reporter education just would not be and Pulitzer prize winner Janet complete without a degree from Housing Director Page 15 Cooke. Cooke was selected because, USF, so I have enrolled in according to one Council member undergrad classes this semester: I felt who asked to remain anonymous, that with the amount of time 1 will be "we felt that she brought the highest putting in as Editor, I just wouldn't Opinion: An open letter from level of expertise and experience to be able to handle classes in the Adolph M. Koven Page 2 the job which we feel to be one of the College of Professional Studies." most critical on campus." Citing her Cooke went on to reveal that she extensive background and her plans to broaden the scope of the Noted scholar and Foghorn Editor- connections within the field of Foghorn's coverage of national and to-be Janet Cooke. Sports: Dons back in NCAA ... Page 2 professional journalism, the council, city news. Among investigations Muffy," said Cooke. "I feel that this in formally announcing the decision, planned for the paper in upcoming is an issue which is appropriate for stated: "We feel that this is the best issues is an interview with a 7-year the Foghorn's attention because jumping off point for the journalism old preppie, and a look at the tuition increases will require the department we hope to establish at problems that lifestyle creates. "Of university to admit more preppies in Escapades: Herschel Bernardi will star USF" course the child's true identity will the future and we need to be in Player's Tom Sawyer .... Page 11 In an exclusive interview with the have to be protected so we'll prepared to understand their Foghorn. Cooke revealed that probably use an alias like Buddy or problems," she added. Pate .'. , April Fools, 1982

• • opinion Beating Stress

hr Van Ault race to your brain, stimulating When the going gets rough, thinking and creativity. Remain in convince yourself that you can meet It seems like we're in the worst the headstand position another ten the challenge. Affirm to yourself, part ofthe semester...midterms. It's full minutes then, slowly, get out of audibly: "I am wonderful. I am at this point that many of us feel the tub. You should feel very relaxed fabulous, I am invincible..." etc. Get crushed hy the academic and and self-confident. into a rhythm with it. Chant this financial pressures of college life. It's Learn how to bolster your diet affirmation for a good thirty up to us what we make of this when under stress. Your body needs minutes. You should feel completely period...and whether we sink or extra nutrients to combat fatigue, omnipotent. You can combine all swim There are some very special antixiety. and restlessness. One of three of these strengthening techniques for beating stress that I'd the best things to add to the diet is techniques in interesting ways. I like to share with you While I reali/e chlorophyll, which has nearly every recommend doing the bathtub bit they are unusual and unorthodox. necessary nutrient to maintain first thing upon awakening in the I'd like you to give them a try health. The best source of morning. After you've completed it, They're very practical and easy to chlorophyll is good old garden fresh go upon the roof of your building (if do. grass. That's right...the kind on the you can't get to the roof, open wide This Cetec 7000 will be used to implement KUSFs new automation When you're facing tough lawn. Take a good 32 ounces of all your windows). Then, shout your program. assignments, don't get too freshly picked grass, and add to it affirmations to the winds..."! am discouraged. Try to relax. When these ingredients to make a special wonderful. I am fabulous, I am you're relaxed, you're more capable grass cocktail (as I call it): two invincible!" as loudly as possible. KUSF Will Go of concentrating. Here's an excellent tablespoons paprika, I tablespoon Note: it's not wise to do this before 8 relaxation technique: fill a tub with cayenne pepper, half a cup of yogurt, a.m.). Following that, drink, your Automated steaming hot water. Take ten deep a cup of alfalfa sprouts, I tablespoon grass cocktail, adding a raw egg to it breaths, then immerse your head of brewer's yeast, and a dash of for breakfast, if you like. by Susie Leon completely in the tub Hold your tabasco. Mix well in your blender. 1 positively guarantee fantastic many comments on the rather breath for at least ten minutes. Then, Makes several hearty servings. results if you follow these In a completely unexpected move, rough-cut, inconsistent style of our come into a head stand position Drink this deliciously spicy brew suggestions to the letter. No matter KUSF-FM has removed the human DJs. So we hope this may actually (remember, you must keep your with each meal You should be what trial and tribulations you face, factor from the daytime rock new make many of our listeners head underwater, or it won't do any bursting with energy. and«ready to you can reach your highest potential wave programming. Although at happier." good). This will cause the blood to tackle anything and conquer all stress. press time information was still KUSF, or "the new 90.3" as it will sketchy, sources within KUSFs be known, will be only one voice, management revealed to the that of a professional announcer Foghorn that the University's who will be donating his time to the administration wanted to exercise effort. Also cutting down on USF Reports Alumni Donations Up tighter control over the radio spending will be the use of a station's programming material. computer rather than using paid The rock programming is between deejays. This would also eliminate 11:30 p.m.-5:45 p.m. weekdays. The the risk of controversial statements station has risen to the top spot in by the deejays or other such FCC college radio in the Bay Area and problems and thus repder more across the country (see Billboard control to the university Magazine. December 1980) with its administration. unique blend of "new" music and off The other factor that made this the wall deejay personalities, along sudden move possible was the with its policy of co-announcing donation of a state-of-the-art Cetec shows with local clubs and System 7000 broadcast automation promoters. computer by a Midwest statin which According to a spokesperson for was forced to close down its AM KUSF, the music will essentially affiliate for lack of funds. The remain much the same. "Our resulting tax advantage will enable audience is clearly in favor of our the station to continue operating its music, but we have also received FM outlet at full power. .Sports DONS BACK IN NCAA The North Carolina Tar Heels, to the regional semi-finals, getting a the Georgetown Hoyas, and ten bye in thc second round game with other teams from the NCAA playoff De Paul, who was disqualified. tournament were disqualified from The announcement has not yet the tournament retroactively to been released through the public March 12, before the playoffs, an USF alumni are reportedly standing in line to give donations to the new USF. press. A public announcement wi! NCAA spokesman announced Tues­ be made Monday morning. At that day. time the schools involved will be What this means is that the officially disqualified or reinstated by Christina M. Capurro want to praise USF for its open- between the dorm rooms at least one NCAA playoff will have to be in the tournament. mindedness. It's good to know that foot thick. Either that or we'll cut the replayed without the twelve teams Due to a sudden and unexpected there is still a place for this kind of walls out completely. We are also If the Dons win against the Eagles that have been disqualified. USF flood of letters and donations from open-mindedness in a Catholic thinking of replacing the rugs with of Boston College on Friday (they was called by the NCAA and lost in the first round of the playoffs USF alumnae, this University is now institution. cement tiles to cut down on the wear notified yesterday that their original 70-66 last March 12), then they will $16 million in the black. This large Other sources for the praise and tear, and save money." game with the Boston College Eagles travel to Las Vegas, Nevada where increase in alumni donations will received from various letters were The Registrary's Vincent Tuum will be replayed on April 9 at the the Midwest regional semi-finals will have a significance effect on this the good publicity this University says, "Now that we have a brand new Oakland Coliseum at 7:30 p.m. be played on Friday, April 19. The university. has been getting in the national computer it will take only five hours The other teams that have been Regional finals will be played in Las According to one letter from Fred press, its elimination of to register, insted of the usual ten—a eliminated from the tournament are Vegas on Sunday, April 21. The final Stultus. "I'm glad to hear that USF underattended majors and its proud 50*%-decrease from this year!" Pepperdine, Virginia, DePaul, St. four will then travel to Los Angeles is still the fine I iberal Arts Catholic internationalism. Said Vera Varia, "The main reason behind all these John's, Indiana, Missouri, Kansas where the championships will be Institution I went to years ago. "The international campus makes donations, however," said Fr. State, Louisville, Marquette, and held on Saturday, April 26, and Courses that are taught such as "The for a real community of people with President, "is that USF is the kind of Northeastern. The disqualifications Monday, April 28, in the Forum Feminine," and "Dynamics of a common bond." These donations institution where students know were due to, as the NCAA spokes­ Human Interaction" reveal the true will have a definite and pronounced they can get the kind of education One of the Dons was quoted as man puts it, "illegal betting and effect at the University. For one they are looking for. Why do you saying "it's good to be back in the human spirit to our American youth bribing of referees that were offi­ thing, there will be an increase in the think enrollment has gone up in the tournament. This is what we've been who, after graduating, will be thc ciating at the games." The teams that number of future sexuality seminars. face of these small tuition hikes? waiting for all year, a second chance leaders of our country. I am were disqualified will not be re­ "We can never learn enough about People are willing to pay more for a But I'm not worried because if we confident that USF is preparing placed, so that teams scheduled to sexuality!" said Fr. Estotium, the quality education. This is due also lose this game I'm sure something their graduates for life in this world." play them received a bye for Ihe director of Campus Tomfoolery. the graduates of USF knowing that else will come up and we'll get Another letter from Mary Virgo round and will proceed onward in Along with these changes there their diploma will mean something another shot." praised the sexuality seminars which the tournament. Campus Tomfoolery helped to will be other improvements. both important and special after Officials from twelve universities What this means is that if the sponsor "These seminars have Housing's Peter Pecunia says, they graduate. It will stand for the that were disqualified were furious, Dons defeat Boston College next brought the issue of sex out into the "There will be an actual decrease in quality education they received at and plan to take legal action as soon Friday in Oakland (USF is 17-1 at open where it should be; people have room and board, and we are USF. The alumni remember this and as the announcement is made official home this year), then they'll proceed on Monday. a right to know and sec everything. I thinking of making the walls the students flock to it." April 1, 1982 • .New.s-p.t< Department Cancellations Raise Uproar

3) low enrollment in general for the required to inform me that I would verbal commitment, for that another Arts, which has no departmental by Susie Uon upper division courses of these be terminated for next year...on year the Arts programs would at status," said Harnett. "If these are majors. 6 30...because of the contract I'm least be continued, and that is not grouped under one curricular unit, Basically, Harnett's proposal under...there is a 45-day period that happening. On that verbal thereby the connections between Theatre, Dance, Spanish, French includes "that we eliminate the began on March 12 in which the commitment we went about making them and planning can go ahead." and Religious Education are the faculty association will present upper division courses (which seem certain efforts and changes to Ihe proposal, as mentioned majors that are to be phased out it a arguments otherwise, but that the to have very few enrollments) by the develop the program." above, is under consideration by the proposal slated by Dean Harnett is final decision still rests with phasing out of the majors." He A part of Harnett's proposal that Faculty Association, who will be passed. Currently, the proposal is University Administration." stressed, however, that any students will most probably be put forward, il preparing arguments for their side. under a 45-day consultation period enrolled in these proposed majors Some of the arguments that the first part of his proposal is Students, according lo Meyers, with the faculty association, and the would be allowed to finish, because Meyers said would be mentioned passed, is the grouping of all the should show their support in this majors are under a 45-day grace most of the teachers would continue were the arguments lhat the role of performing arts under a matter. "I think that thc students period during which concerned to teacb here and there would also the arts in the University went "programmatic heading under the should lake a stand. The Arts parties are expected to prepare exist independent studies to allow beyond servicing just the majors but catalogue so all these things can be Program serves everyone here, they arguments for their sides. these students to continue. also served the community. Also coordinated " benefit everyone on all levels...It's The reasons given for this Taking one program in particular. realistic financial statistics that not like 'oh this doesn't affect me proposal were, according to Dean The courses Harnett was referring Terry Meyers, of the Dance Meyers feels are probably different because I'm not a major in that Harnett, as follows: to were the studio art design course, Program, told the Foghorn that she from those the Administration area"...you keep cutting and you was informed of the decision to and photography courses, theatre 1) the languages majors have had present, was named. reduce yourself to nothing " terminate her employment here courses and dance courses. very few majors, as does the theatre (apparently as a result of the "Also, we were not involved in the "Currently, these courses are spread The 45-day period should be program. proposal) on March 15. This is the process of the decision plus we had out under two departments and two finished by at least sometime in sorts of allied programs, the B.F.A. 2) space-needs for the Dance same date, "on which they (the been given a mandate by the dean to April and goes before the Board of Program administration) were legally make a commitment (although) a program, and the program in Fine Trustees in June. USF Administrator Bridge champ Energy Picture Brightens Future by Peter Gunn Ivan Scope. The various teams came USF recently received a $3432 from such countries as Mexico, contribution from PG&E towards Bill Nutting, controller for Bermuda, the U.S. and Canada. electric submetering of campus Business and Finance, recently went Now the team is aiming for the residence halls. to the national finals in bridge and World Olympiad which will be The total cost ofthe submetering won. taking place in 1986 in De Ville, project, as per the lowest The championship's official France. At this meeting of talent bid by the Cascade Electrical name, the North American Grand there will be assembled the best Company, is $6864 of which 50% has National Competition of the bridge players from the rest of the American Contract Bridge League, been paid by PG&E, and 50% by world. USF. The cost covers all related started in August of the last year and As to his reaction of winning the ended up this March in Niagara expenses, including meters, wiring Grand Nationals he had nothing and installation. Falls, New York. worse to say than "certainly I'm The meters, which will allow for At the beginning of the happy to win. I had been out of competition there were 60,000 pairs monitoring energy consumption, bridge for some time...but it looks Receiving the check for USF is Woody Hancock, Vice President of and by the end there was one—Bill can also be used for contest between like I'm back on the track again," Business and Finance from E.V. Lathrop, San Francisco Marketing Nutting and his playing partner. residence halls in order to conserve Nutting stated. energy. Manager, PG and E. Now There's No Excuse.

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The second speaker was Alan were: Milliane Lehmann, (Chair- integrity of the guidance procedure Heineman, Vice-President of the Mathematics Department), Betty J. is maintained. Faculty Association. Heineman com­ Blecha, (Chair-Economics Depart­ Salerno and William pared the present situation to one ment), Tom McGuran, Edward O. Binkley, University planner also where . . . "you and your brother Muenk, and Patrick Smith (Chair- attended the ASUSF senate meeting each worked hard to buy a car, English Department). on March 25. They answered ques­ which you both now own 50-50. tions that the senators had on a What if your brother takes the car In addition to the rally last week, a variety of management-labor issues. and locks it? Wouldn't that be a wide variety of bulletins circulated denial of your right to use the car?" When asked about the cost to around around the University from students of hiring a law firm, Binkley Among other speakers was the many sources. The University responded: "Total costs per year Reverend Francis J. Buckley S.J., published four bulletins; "Condi­ have gone down since I have been The ISF community gathered to hear the Faculty side ofthe Faculty- who is presently the Secretary of the tions for a settlement" (March 22, managing the labor." He also Administration labor dispute. Faculty Association. Father Buckley 1982), "Why professionals?" (March mentioned that lawyers' fees had run spoke about "how we (faculty) 23, 1982), "Faculty and due as high as $90,000 per year before he Who's Winning?") should be consulted, (on financial process," (March 23, 1982), and became involved in the labor issue. By Sam Phillips The Faculty Assocation rally affairs) in order to improve the finally "Arbitrations and arbi­ consisted of ten speakers who qualitv of what's taking place here." trations" (March 25, 1982. All of th When asked if Koven had filed a The members of the USF Faculty brought up different issues that were administration's memos wee counter-suit against the University, Association staged a massive noon­ related to the main issue "Restore In addition Buckley mentioned the addressed to the Universiy Salerno replied that as far as he time protest in Harney Plaza last Due Process." Michael Lehmann. Second Vatican Council and its community and and were signd knew, Koven had not." Salerno also Friday to voice their concerns about President of the Faculty Associa­ stress on the importance of "active by George Salerno, director jf added that "when an arbitrator is the restoration of "due process." The tion, began the rally by explaining participation in running an enter­ employer relations. The meno asked to step down, tradition has it rally was in response to the contin­ that the issue of due process is "of prise." He also spoke in reference to entitled "Faculty and Due Process" that the arbitrator does." The fact uing tension between the University vital concern to the Faculty of Pope John Paul H's recent letter includes a memorandum from he that Koven did not wish to was and the Faculty Association regard­ USF." He continued that the . . . concerning working people. Buckley university to the Faculty Asso­ unusual, he implied. ing the potential removal of Adolph "University's decision to not contin­ stated that "unions are thc mouth­ ciation regarding the grievaice Koven as arbitrator, (see Foghorn ue with Mr. Koven is an unilateral piece for working people, (and procedure in it, Salerno states (hat March 12, 1982, "Faculty-USF; step to eliminate arbitration. should) aim at good for social "the intent of the University i; io ustice." insure that each individual receives In Memoriam Other faculty speakers who voiced due process under the Collective Bargaining Agreement and tha. the :heir concern over "due process" Mr. Henry (Hank) Sanchez, the father of H.M. Sanchez, a USF senior majoring in Sociology, died after an extended illness Thursday, March 25. He was age 55. Besides his son, H.M., he leaves another son, Ronald, and two sisters, Irene Sanchez and Rose Guthrie. The rosary for Mr. Sanchez was said at Duggan Mortuary in Daly City last Sunday afternoon at 4 p.m., and a Mass of Christian Burial was held Monday morning at Our Lady Fr. Bucklev was one of the 10 speakers that spoke to the university of Mercy Church, Da|v City at 10 a.m. The family address is 416 Irvington, Daly City, California, 94104. How to The USF Community offers its nost sincere condolences and jrayers to H.M. and the Sanchez do well in family. Dr. Michael Lehmann and Dr. Alan Heineman speak to the Economy Class Foghorn after the rally. Summer Study at Simple. Fly Capitol Air's Economy Class. Our Oxford, England fares are the lowest of any scheduled airline so Join the 700 year old you can use the money you save for lots of Oxford University other thinss. Like a Eurail pass if you fly us to AN •5s tradition of scholarship Brussels, Frankfurt or Zurich. 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by Trevor Gunn

The Davies Convocation, held at 11:15 a.m. Tuesday in the UC (Parina) Lounge, gave tribute to Louise M. Davies, the donor of one million dollars to the USF community. USF With TV cameras from various television stations present, the USF Inivcrsiix/^b student body, represented by different administration and faculty ombudsmen sang a praise of thanks to Mrs. Davies for her donation. Fr. Fessio, from the Saint Ignatius Institute, opened the gathering. He stated that Mrs. Davies was and still is a philanthropist. "She has an appetite for new ideas, has a love of the arts and of the community," Fessio said. "She doesn't believe that there is any generation gap between the young and the old," he continued. Dr. David Harnett, Dean of the Colleges of Liberal Arts and Sciences, spoke in detail on the purposes of Mrs. Davies' gift. "The Saint Ignatius Institute should see to it that education in America is continued in a particular fashion," VI hesaid. Theelementsof the program are not only designed for today or Louise M. Davies posed with 3 Saint Ignatius Institute students trying to David A. Harnett, Dean of Liberal Arts and Sciences and Fr. President this semester, but as far along as the show their gratitude for her one-million dollar gift to USF. Lo Schiavo applaud Mrs. Davies — "1 oiuVplayed a small part; I am twenty first century," he continued. overwhelmed at the expression of gratitude." "We want to give Mrs. Davies a living gift that she can be proud of," Harnett concluded. Dean John Dwyer, Associated Dean, stated the goals ofthe Davies Forum, the program that has been Nursing Update facilitated by the donation of the one million dollars. "She does not want The School of Nursing is to focus on short range goals," sponsoring a docent conducted tour Dwyer said, adding to Harnett's of Search for Alexander on comments. He cited in particular Saturday, April 10, 1982 at 8 a.m. to Mrs. Davies' feeling that public benefit the Faculty Research Fund. leaders have lost their ideals to Tickets good for the tour are only higher their goals. Also, "education $10 apiece and $6 for USF is more than a job," Dwyer said. He undergraduate students. To make gave many statistics on a survey reservations call Kathy O'Brien, ex. given yearly at UCLA. The basic 6741. results of the survey pointed to having the goal of today's student more concerned with making more money or furthering one's career over any other reasons for the Grads. . . education of oneself. Dwyer said that Mrs. Davies has ATTENTION SENIORS. Late "high hopes that the University can order forms for graduation are now help change the trend of lower values available in the bookstore. in public life."

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The Pen is Mightier.. Correspondence by Kelly Marie Harp Editor-in-Chief

keep pace with the crowds drawn by for their courses and to review "Our tragedy today is a general and universal fear so NCAA Basketball, but they are just applications for faculty positions, long sustained by now that we can ever bear it. There are as necessary to USF. They say that this public acknowledgement of that no longer problems of the spirit. There is only the Untimely art imitates life, but without the arts responsibility is most welcome. It is question: When will 1 be blown up? Because of this, the on campus, where are we, and where precisely the sort of response for Decision do we go from here? which I had hoped. young man or woman writing today has forgotten the problems of the human heart in conflict with itself which To: The USF Administration alone can make good writing because only that is worth I sincerely regret this decision more than is possible to say, and I The USF community may be writing about, worth the agony and the sweat. I am writing regarding the will continue to hope and rally for assured that the administration of proposed extermination of the the survival of the Performing Arts Arts and Sciences will actively He must learn them again. He must teach himself that Performing Arts department here at Department here at USF. The encourage, support and monitor the basest of all things is to be afraid; and, teaching USF. When I heard the news I was question of performing arts is out of such faculty and administrative himself that, forget it forever, leaving no room in his absolutely appalled, and in reaction my hands but, along with my many initiatives in affirmative action and to this, I can only question the workshop for anything but the old verities and truths of colleagues, it will never be out of our in curriculum content. As with motives. Why? the heart, the old universal truths lacking which any story hearts. Our dream will never die. committee members' letter reminds is ephemeral and doomed-love and honor and pity and us all—"the burden of proof is with pride and compassion and sacrifice... Since coming to USF in the fall I Sincerely, us"! have had nothing but praise and Matthew Almeida Until he relearns these things, he will write as though he esteem to espouse to my former high Undergraduate David Harnett school friends. Of particular Department of English Dean of Liberal Arts and Sciences stood among and watched the end of man. I decline to importance was the size and accept the end of man...I refuse to accept this. I believe personalization of most of the that man will not merely endure: he will prevail. He is courses in the Liberal Arts College. immortal, not because he alone among creatures has an Now, with this announcement, I Popularity inexhaustible voice, but because he has a soul, a spirit cannot comprehend the reasoning Right Path for removing such a necessary capable of compassion and sacrifice and endurance. The department from the curricular and Contest poet's, the writer's, duty is to write about these things. It is the extra-curricular schedules. From his privilege to help man endure by lifting his heart, by my understanding, USF is a Editor, Editor, the Foghorn: reminding him of the courage and honor and hope and tremendous liberal arts college with I object to the manner in which the Throughout my years here at USF winner of the Most Valuable pride and compassion and pity and sacrifice which have specializes in equality and fairness many lost souls have come to me amongst its students and faculty. Professor Award is being selected. longing for directions. Each been the glory of his past. The poet's voice need not This desire to share information The notice that I received today says wanderer receives my sincere best, it merely be the record of man, it can be one ofthe props, the between professor and student is this is "not a popularity contest," but is very difficult, however, to send pillars, to help him endure and prevail." what gives USF its reputation for how can it be anything else? them down the correct path when — William Faulker. acceptance speech for the Nobel prize, liberal arts. If this is true, which I the knowing insight I express to December, 1950 account it to be, then how do you How will the "MVP" really be them is usually so complicated and explain stifling some of the most chosen? Aside from the professor's confusing: "Go down that road over So where does this leave us at USF? Are we going to provide future brilliant creative talents in the city of name, you have no idea why he/she there, past the trees, then take the Foghorns with a record of compassion and sacrifice and endurance, of San Francisco? Howdo you account is special to the student. It seems that second right. Go down that road love and honor and truth and pity and pride, or will there be more for turning away performers who the decision will be made by until...." It's time that the roads on stories in the coming years about the firing of good teachers and the have come to learn on a small ratio numerical tally since the word campus were named. resignations of dedicated people who finally are overcome by the USF faculty-to-student basis? "ballot" is used and no other means system? Are we going to be reading about other departments than the of evaluation (such as a student Spanish and French and Theater and Dance programs that are now Performing arts are a tangible statement or essay) is suggested. facing cutbacks or elimination? outlet for the creative energy that Instead of having some isolated When your job is to report the news you can't devote much time to those of us who don't play basketball committee name the roads that they making it. so perhaps it's a bit idealistic for me to quote Faulkner's or football have to use up. Not only So are yuo going to take all these deem best, the naming should be words on poetry. I refuse to accept this. I believe that USF will endure for this reason, however, is it good special professors' names and see done by a lottery held at ASUSF, and I believe that the spirit of these words can prevail, but it is up to for the campus. Theatre, in its which one was merely listed as most and open only to USF students and each one of us at this university to see that they do. As far as I'm limitless magic, it is a great way to special by the most people?—or are alumni. For one dollar per entry any , concerned, that can't happen unless people in power stop making involve students in the campus and you really going to judge by quality student or alumni can have their summary decisions about human rights such as housing, job security, its activities. From both sides ofthe (which, I gather, is what the whole name placed in the lottery: one can and freedom of communication. stage, performing arts is an open thing is about)...if judging quality enter as many times as they wish. A We need to have a guarantee that the Foghorn remains free of prior pressure valve. It releases anxieties can be done at all? because it involves a willing drawing will be held and the road restraint by virtue of its role, we need to continue to show that we can will be named after the winner. A trust one another and be trusted. suspension of disbelief. It releases students from the pressures of And isn't any question judged or separate lottery would be held for In the final analysis, all these are changes that require a soul search campus life, and allows them to see counted a contest? There will be only each road on campus. of each of us at this university. If we don't begin with that and try to reality from a different point of view. one "winner" named...and a lot of move beyond the point of simple endurance then nothing else will It allows people to believe in ideals true winners will be un-named, matter, except perhaps the spires of St. Ignatius which may remain to again as little children believe—with unrecognized. point heavenward in solitude. The money raised will not only their hearts and not their minds. pay for the signs, but I'm sure there Claudia Barr will be enough surplus to greatly 771/5 issue truly concludes Kelly Marie Harp's term as Foghorn Editor. bolster the till of ASUSF. She will be continuing to write for lhe paper and her successor will be This rather untimely decision is an With the road named next time, I Brian S. Pecha. outrage to anyone who believes in direct someone who I will feel more the community and liberality of a at ease in knowing that their path Christian education. With the will be well marked and their government abolishing funding for Burden of Proof journey less anxiety filled. Besides, STAFF BOX the arts, the fine arts as well as the "Holton Road" sounds pretty good performing arts, does USF have to The eight members of the anyway. Editor In Chief Krlly Mart* Harp follow their lead? If college isn't the University Steering Committee in Managing Editor Sumi* Leon place to foster and practice the ideas Social Justice who wrote the Campy Holton Newt Editor Trevor Gunn of justice and free expression, then Foghorn did the community a Anifnn* Saa FMNps A Monica Skowaker where must I search to find them? If service by asking their colleagues to Opinion Editor Va* AuH the private sector must kindle the face "some hard questions about Ewtertaltiirtil Editor Valtrie Rice ideals behind the arts, then where how much commitment really Frat-arei Editor Eric Pa-mo* better a place to keep the eternal exists" at USF in regard to insuring spon. Editor MCotttaa What's your opinion? Do you see flame going than USF, a place of the presence of multi-ethnic Pholo Editor Vie Rosata it expressed in these pages? If not, youth, energy and intellect? The perspectives throughout the Advcrtfatag Manager Mary Writ, speak up! This is your newspaper, performing arts must survive. They curriculum and to pursuing an active Man Paanoa and your comments are always are a cultural heritage not only for affirmative action policy. I applaud . Lasoaa Ching welcome. 77ie Foghorn invites the university but for the entire city. their challenge. I endorse also their M. C*Lp*a*TTO submissions of opinion articles Copy Editor Jan* Geracl This is thc campus where the second call "for a serious examination of relating, to any pertinent subject. AAMMC Jtj lohninn, Saw Francisco ft—il oldest performing arts group exists, conscience on the part of Letters to the editor are always and it is the place where the oldest administrators and faculty The SF Foghorn a published weekly by the students of the U niveriity of performing arts group west of the members" on these matters. welcome. All submissions should be San Francisco The opinions cxpreiaed do not necessarily re present the Mississippi survives. How else do we typed, double spaced, and must be viewpoints of thc staff, except where indicated. Thc Foghorn strives tt> received no later than Monday at pass on our cultural history and Since in the first instance, it is the defend thc interests of the studenu and works to uphold the diverse \ turmoil, with books? The 7:00 PM for publication in that that thc studeot body i responsibility of the faculty in any performing arts may not be able to week's edition. academic community to set content April 1.1982' Opinion- p.*

Assignment: USF Detente And Students Under Foot Grain Embargoes by B. P. Scott by L.H. Gann & M.S. Bernsiam purchases from the West serve a variety of functions. They enable it A specter haunts communism — The following piece does not detail moderator wouldn't moderate your A. "But we're having a meaningful to build up a strategic reserve, a the specter of a militant proletariat. an actual event. It is one journalist's way. You union guys are out in left dialogue aren't we?" reserve that will protect the Soviet The Polish workers have tried to interpretation. No names have been field with all your demands. We've F. "Dialogue, smialog. Dialogue is Union against price fluctuations in stand up in defense of their rights used to protect lhe innocent. bent over backwards trying to help cheap. Administration is infected times of peace and against shortages against the new class of party you guys. We even granted a tenure with achaedia. You just sit and talk in times of war. functionaries, agitprops and their Harney Plaza has indeed become or two last year. What do you want?" The purchase of grain from all day long without doing Soviet backers. Soviet workers have a gold mine for campus news. I have F. "We want fairness. We want a abroad also enables the Soviet anything." given expression to their discontent gotten in the habit of strolling by it moderator whom we can both agree Union to stabilize its own system If A. "That's exactly wrong. We work by food nots, absenteeism, and go- every day at noon. During the past on." the West was unwilling to sell wheat our hands to the bones for the slow tactics. Soviet rulers secretly two weeks there, the lead story has and other kinds of food to the Soviet A. "Why do we even need a students " fear that the example of the been an expose on how USF Union, Moscow would be forced to moderator? Can't we be gentlemanly F. sneering. "How?" Solidarity movement might spread. students get "ripped off." I have about this and just discuss our A. stuttering. "Why...well, we...we reallocate its priorities. Moremoney Even the most convinced heard how the evil administration is problems like adults?" would have to be invested in increased the size of the Counseling advocates of communism no longer eliminating Ethnic Studies from the F. "Discuss? Of course we could agriculture. This would mean that Department." argue that the Soviet Union will curriculum. Students will have to discuss if you would discuss but you fewer funds would be available for F. "And." catch up and outstrip the West in the take it on the chin. I have listened to won't discuss. You only exploit." the military and the arms industry. A. "And we had the trees around near future. To the contrary, all Fr. President tell us that USF will A, slobbering. "Why...you slimy... I The Soviet Union moveover. would campus trimmed. Isn't that agree that the Soviet Union suffers cut financial aid and raise tuition. ought to have had you fired have (o make structural changes enough?" from serious economic difficulties. Students will have to shoulder the yesterday." benefitting private rather than state F. "Don't forget your excellent job Agriculture especially is in a state of burden. The only obvious recourse, F. "Nah, na, na-nah, nah. You can't of bungling that landed the initiative in agriculture. Even he said, is to write our congressmen disarray. Food shortages are ever communist officials now publically do it. You signed the contract." University in a six million dollar present, a fact admitted repeatedly and President. I knew all along that A. "You think we can't get out of it? debt." admit that the private farms USF was into politics. in 1981 by President Brezhnev contribute proportionally more to We've done it before." A. "And just what are you doing for himself. Yesterday I heard it again. This F. "I heard that. Take the students the students if 1 may ask?" the Soviet food supply than public- How should the West respond to time it was a debate. Wandering for example. You promised them an F. "There you go getting off on sector farming. (For instance, Moscow's predicament? The through about noon, I could see that education. Now you give them a tangents again. We're supposed to privately-owned livestock, while answers to this question cut across the faculty was disputing some bursar that doesn't work and food consuming less than one fifth of the be talking about a new moderator, conventional divisions between question with the administration. I that doesn't feed." feed produced in the Soviet Union, not silly services to students." American liberals and conserva­ c have a chemistry class at 12: lOcalled Sound of students yelling. provide between 33<^and40 ; ofthe Sound of students yelling. tives. Both conservatively-minded "Trends in Organosilane Synthesis A, screaming. "Non sequitur! Non country's meat, milk and eggs.) A. "I'll tell you what we're talking farmers in the Middle West and from 1934-1937." 1 debated on my sequitur! You're bringing up touchy about. We're talking about quit conservatively-minded bankers on Proof that a reallocation of Soviet own and finally decided that the issues that have nothing to do with trying to grab benefits for yourself or the Eastern seaboard call for priorities would result from a grain faculty/administration problem the question! You're bringing we won't have a university to employ "business as usual." Bankers embargo has been offered by the sounded a little more interesting; so I students jn on our personal feud. you." especially have shown an amazing Soviets themselves. In 1981 a time sat by the fountain and listened. One They can't think about things this F. "And we're also talking if you wilingness to advance vast loans to when the Soviet Union was suffering person was conspicuously absent: complicated. Not only that, it don't get a new moderator for us communist governments. from the effects of the American the arbitrator, I mean, the doesn't even concern them." we're packing our notes up and grain embargo imposed after the Many -though by no means all— moderator. The debate was already Sound of students yelling. going home to Sausalito." invasion of Afghanistan, the academic liberals in this country in progress: F. "There you go dodging things Communist Party of the Soviet I looked up at the scoreboard look for a similar policy of business F. "...and in this place and time, we again. 1 speak the truth and you Union agreed to a remarkable' "Administration I. Faculty I, as usual or detente with the Soviet therefore need a new man to decide want to change subjects." change in agricultural policy. Students -2, it read. Union though for different on the multiple and complex A. "What's truth?" Private enterprise, the CPSU The news in Harney Plaza rolls reasons. Admittedly, they argue, the structural problems facing us at this F. "You're stalling. You know that decreed, was to be encouraged in the on, and in the great game of school, Soviet Union has many unpleasant university today." nothing will get done until we get a production of livestock. Individual we students are not even the pawns. features. But the greatest danger to fair moderator to make the final farmers were declared eligible to Without the moderator, the thing We are the chessboard. From peace derives from American Cold decision. So as long as you keep purchase livestock from state farms. was getting out of hand. Harney Plaza in the heart of USF, Warriors; from Americans whose stalling, no changes will be made." The USSR state bank was A. "You're just mad because the this is B. P. Scott. Good day. paranoid fears of the Soviet Union instructed to provide credits to serve only to intensity the arms race, agricultural enterpreneurs. No thereby imperilling the very Western scholar, government existence of humanity. official or journalist, however, took Liberal Arts & College Far from threatening the Soviet any notice of this development. This Union with economic sanctions, it is is all the more surprising because the argued that the U.S. should "soften" source material was available to the the Soviet regime by trade, aid, and West in English. Players On The Way Out cultural exchanges. By tightening our economic links with the Soviet The CPSU's policy shift represented the most astonishing by Brian Gunn these factors have hurt the Union, we can strengthen the whole, though I myself am not a change in Soviet agricultural policy During the past few weeks I have University; nonetheless, any school position of Soviet doves against theater major. since Lenin introduced his short­ heard much controversy concerning that pretends to have a liberal arts Soviet hawks, steer Moscow into a lived "New Economic Policy" in the the reputation of USF. A great deal f department without a theater The Arts are being ignored at this more liberal policy, and thereby help 1920s. This new policy might have negative publicity has been spread in department is obviously under a sad school, shoved aside in favor of the cause of mankind as a whole. led to far-reaching structural the media about the school. The misapprehension. more practical and better-paying Unfortunately, however, Soviet changes in the Soviet Union. Alas, it claims have been well-founded in business classes. This kind of policy makers regard the world in a College Players is bragged about was not to be. In April 1982, some instances, overblown in others. education can train a person to do different light. Capitalism and in brochures as the "oldest theater President Reagan rescinded the However, I recently became aware something but not to BE something socialism—as they see it—are locked company west of the Mississippi," grain embargo. Not surpnsingly the of a situation that strikes me as one or to create anything. 1 am not in a fateful struggle in wheih global yet what aspiring theater artist is Soviet authorities went back on their of the University's most hypocritical suggesting the eliminatin of the victory is destined to go to socialism. going to.want to attend USF, if he is promise, and the "New Economic and unwarranted moves since I business curriculum, but rather Detente, they never tire of repeating, not allowed to major in his field? Policy" of the 1980's was nipped in began attending classes here two proposing that both aspects of the can only apply to relations between There are currently some twenty the bud. years ago. theater majors enrolled, and many mind, the analytic and the creative, different states, not to relations The moral is simple. Soviet policy I regret to say that the proposed plan others, like myself, who have been must be developed before a person between social systems. The Soviets involved in and around Gill Theater. can become a fully mature adult. view the international class struggle makers think on lines very different to eliminate the currently offered from those of their Western bachelor's degree in Performing Those currently majoring in the Students today too often dismiss thc as an international enterprise that department would be allowed to Arts, saying, "I'm just not creative." must be waged on many different counterparts. Moscow does not feel Arts is possibly the worst move I've compelled to liberalize Soviet seen the Office of the Dean make. If complete his or her degree, but why Is this because they really are not, or pla nes — political, military, would they want to stay in a because they have never been taught intellectual, commercial. Even society in return for Western the plan is put through, 1 would have economic concessions. To the to seriously reconsider continuing program that the University how to be? "peaceful coexistence" is only a obviously considers inessential? means to intensity the international contrary, Moscow advances when my enrollment at this so-called the opponent seems weak; i.e., when institution of higher learning. Administrators must realize that the class conflict. Fortunately, What the theater department according to Moscow, the global the West attempts to "soften" the The currently proposed plan plan would effectively put an end to needs is not cuts, but more support. correlation of forces is changing in Soviet regime by trade aid nd would terminate Terry Meyers, theater at USF. Properly funded, the College favor of the Soviet Union which, cultural exchanges. Moscow only Assistant Professor of Dance, as Players could achieve more and "objectively" speaking, forms the retreats when the opponent seems well as eliminate the majors of I, personally, find the thought contribute more to the whole school. center of the world's revolutionary strong. Odd as "it may sound, by Theater Arts and Dance. Also apalling. The experiences that 1 have A better program would attract forces—as against the United States, embargoing grain sales to the Soviet threatened are the Spanish and had as a part of CP have been the many more young artists who want the leading enemy. Union, the U.S. may actually help French departments. Aii of this, most rewarding aspect of my to attend USF because of its Soviet farmers and Soviet supposedly, is the result of budget education here at USF. To see the advantageous location here in the Grain sales, like any other kind of consumers, as well as benefit cuts required to compensate for the department and the Players facing City. But if this University chooses exchange with the West, must mankind as large effects of Prop 13 and the proposed the axe not only disappoints my conform to considerations of policy to drive this element of our society (c) Public Research. Syndicated. cuts to federal financial aid of the hopes for future semesters, but also away, then it has no right to claim wider than those of a commercial 1982 Reagan administration. Certainly alienates me from the school as a the existence of a liberal arts college. kind. For the Soviets, grain HE'S TRYING TO BE FAITHFUL, a little AND FAILING HILARIOUSLY.

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Volume Five April 1, 1982 Number Seven

Sweet Dreams cast: (l-r) Richard Tierce, Michael Brown, Deborah Shawjeanie Tracy, Denise Kilbourne, Sterling Cotton, and Jacqui Marshall. 'Street Dreams'-A Magical World of its own

Play dates are: tonight Because of the tremendous reaching out and grasping for the by David Allen money, sex, and social class and at 8:00 p.m., Saturday at 7:00 response, "Inner City" had meaning and feeling of every offers the audience the dreams p.m. and 10:30 p.m. and Sunday gained in the theatrical segment, whether it be in the Hailed by Jack Brooks of hopes, and aspirations of the at 8:00 p.m. The final showing is community, the strong form of a powerful musical KGO radio as "The best San ghetto-dweller. In this reviewer's Monday at 8:00 p.m. All shows reputation it had among many Francisco musical I've seen in 15 number or a softer, more simple mind, the intrinsic value received are $8.00 and tickets are available college students and theater­ years!" and featuring USFs own dialogue between players. from viewing this music through BASS, Ticketron, goers, and the personal Deborah Shaw, "Street Dreams, To say much more would only spectacular is with one-hundred Gramaphone Records and attachment each felt for the the Inner City Musical Revue" detract from the overwhelming fold the price of admission. charge-by-phone: 441-6127. is in its last four days at the Old show. Eve Merriam and Helen potential for pure entertainment, Spaghetti Factory, 478 Green Miller decided to cut, rewrite, as well as the opportunity for Street near Grant, in North and create new songs and serious reflection—both of which Beach. vignettes—bringing to life not a are so impassionately offered the Michael Koppy is the producer rewritten "Inner City," but rather theatergoer by the cast. However, of this funny and fast-moving a whole new show, "with a new this can be said: "Street Dreams, musical and the Urban Theater ambience and a stronger and The Inner City Musical Revue" Company, the only non-profit more vital feel." This production creatively combines and musical theater company west of is the world premiere of this new interweaves the naivete of a soon- New York City, is the producing work. to-be unwed mother (Bonnie) —Inside— company. Once you enter into the world with a dogmatism of a hooker Written by Eve Merriam with of this small backroom theater, (Charlene), the schizophrenia of My Dinner with Andre .. 10 music by Helen Miller, "Street the stage design and general a "bag lady" (Margaret Dreams" is the result often years atmosphere will combine to Pendleton III), the chicanery of a Records, Records, Records 10 of work by the authors and many make you a part ofthe play. You street hustler (Tyrone), the months of effort by all those will no longer be just a member of piousness of a "Bible-belter" Philipe Entremont •... 10 concerned in San Francisco. An an audience merely viewing the (Rosella), the righteousness of earlier version, "Inner City, A provocative and enthusiastic the "establishment" figure (Jimy Calendar 11 Street Cantata," opened on performances of the cast. No! Jay), and the loving feelings of a Broadway on December 26, 1971 You will have just become a fiery black gay (Stewart). Ultimately, to mixed reviews. The and emotion-filled member of "Street Dreams" transcends the production ran for four months. this dynamic production. traditional barriers of race. Page 10 April 1, 1982 Dinner with Andre Blasters; Roch Un lhe his own comfortable, if narrow by Kelly Marie Harp world of cold coffee, insipid books, and electric blankets, but "My Dinner With Andre"" is a he does continue to listen avidly FUN of it uniquely provocative film which as his friend talks of his by Susie Ijeon get labeled by the general public tunes like "Highway 61" and could well change a person's view experiences in Scottish "You remember when as rockabilly. They themselves rockin' love tales like "So Long of reality. Consisting entirely of communes, Polish forests, and rock'n'roll used to be fun, define their music as "a mixture Baby Goodbye." You can't help the conversation between two eating sand in the Sahara desert dontcha," asked Johnny Rotten of blues, country, rockabilly, dancing to the driving boogie former friends, who managed to with Buddhist monks. sometime in 1977. He probably equals American music as beat 'co? the energy of these boys become estranged, the film does After seeing this film several was referring to a thousand performed by American comes creeping out of the vinyl not offer much to the viewer in times within days, I still find it things, but basically it boiled musicians," according to Bill and into your ears. the way of visual variety. But it dense and puzzling. At one point, down to the fact that lots of Bateman. the group's drummer. matters little if at all, for soon the near the conclusion of the film, bands seem to have forgotten the That really best describes the Live, the adrenalin from the conversation of Andre and Wally Wally finally gets the courage to main reason for rock'n'roll in the group's music. group is highly contagious as it (from whose point of view the object to some of Andre's first place; a music for young Why the emphasis on was at the Waldorf at their recent story is told) becomes more than sweeping conclusions on reality people to have FUN by. And "American?" One of the ironies gig. A packed dance floor may be enough to maintain interest. and human behavior. And the since it originated in America, it of rock'n'roll is that although the a cliche but it is a perfect The film is, on one level, the viewer, who can take either really is part of the American music of R & B and what would description of the scene that this rather touching and slightly actor's part in this conflict, heritage. develop into rock'n'roll band usually is responsible for. pathetic story of one of those cannot help but be affected by the The Blasters, a California- originated in this country, it took When they performed an old tortured, sensitive and, God questions raised here. Like the based group (Downey to be more groups from across the Atlantic Jerry Lee Lewis number, it forbid, spiritual intellectuals and old eastern symbol of the yin and exact), seem not at all to have to bring this music back to these could've been 25 years ago for all the metaphysical wanderings the yang, there are parts of Andre forgotten when rock'n'roll was shores. Somewhere came the idea the freshness and energy that the which separate him from New and Wally in each of us. So go see fun. To them, fun is the main that if it's from England it has to Blasters delivered into the song, York, family and friends for the this movie with someone you're reason they're in it. They really be better than American stuff, and into their whole set. Gene better part of five years. This is intrigued by, and be sure to allow believe in what they're doing; even though that style originated Taylor just cruises on that piano Andre's role, and although the plenty of time afterwards for otherwise, why not sign with here. and Phil's grin when he jams is audience, like Wally, is initially thought and discussion. some of the major labels that So the Blasters are proving just like the one on the cover f expected to be a bit skeptical of Oh, one final note, although have "flirted" with 'em? that this myth is not so, that the of their record. this eccentric and somewhat the film itself is to evenly "At Slash, you've got (only) 8 grass is just as green here as privileged man's indulgences, executed that no one needs to be people behind you, but they're anywhere else. They do so by Phil and Dave Alvin, Bill soon the man's downright singled out, recognition should behind you 100%," explained playing roots music which has Bateman, Gene Taylor and John sincerity commands not only go to actor-screenwriter Andre Dave Alvin (the band's lead been culled from the masters (Lee Bazz. Five California guys who sympathy, but even understand­ Gregory and Wallace Shawn, guitarist and songwriter), Allen, T-Bone Walker, Marcus really are in it for the fun, the ing. and Director Louis Malle. recently when they played the Johnson to name a few), from the thrills, and the music that drives As the flip side of the coin, "My Dinner With Andre" is Waldorf two weeks ago. Big countless barrooms they've them. Hard to believe there really Andre's idealism and mysticism playing at the Gateway Cinema labels, they feels, may have lots played and from the non-rich are such bands still around. Nuke is paired with his old friend's at Jackson and Battery Streets. more to offer but their people cultures they come from.. the corporate rockers! Enter pedestrian materialism. Wally, There are Wednesday and aren't always behind one 100%. On record, they can really funtime, danceabilly music by the like many of us perhaps, is clearly Saturday discount matinees. Call The Blasters would probably whale away with blueshorse Blasters. afraid of Andre's challenges to the theater for show times. Recorded Vinyl-The Beat Goes On

Jools Holland The band has two female emotions, ideas, or meanings the therefore are not true musicians background vocalists called The author is trying to communicate, in that sense. While I'm sure they and his Wealthy Tarts. forget it, there are none. are very creative at entertaining The music itself is skillfully While it is entertaining the night club set in Great Millionaires arranged in a jazzy-sort-of-style. enough, the music conveys Britain, it is very obvious that It has a night-club background nothing. It is pointless. their bread and butter for should music appeal and a real sexy sax. I'm not saying the musicians have 1 say canapes and caviar) does I.R.S. Records The vocals are more or less no talent (although I'm certain not rely on music. This album by Debbie Blondie meaningless, however, and rather that they all had the advantage of appears to be nothing more than Jools Holland and his detract from the album. If you try private lessons while growing a frivolous investment venture Millionaires are a pop band from to listen to this album with a third up), they simply cannot reach out embarked upon by bored rich Britain. The leader of the group, ear to better understand the to people with their music, and "kids." Jools Holland, is an extremely wealthy individual who young entrepreneur (investor) entertains himself with music. He from a well-known merchant did not become rich playing banking family." Pino Palladino, music, however, it seems he was the bass guitarist, is also the born into it. His "millionaires" world's table polo champion. The are indeed just that. Michael drummer, Marin T. Deegan II, is Paice on saxophones and from a prominent English family harmonica is described as "a and is of "unquestionable stock." •it****-* JU»» •«^u mm nm^ftrng na****H^ajga- <**H Entremont is a masterpiece

by Christina M. Capurro whose clarity, dynamics and fingering of the many intricate Jahja Ling conducted the San and speedy runs was superb. And Francisco Symphony, in a most what's more, he was backed up interesting program which began quite well by the symphony with Weber's (Xerlure to Der which did not play over him. Freischutz. A deep, dignified and The last piece of the program melancholy work at its onset, it were three dances from The builds slowly via French horns Three Cornered Hat. Sequidillas until it changes its mood to a (or the Neighbor's Dance) was more vivacious one. The violins distinguished by the use of the brought this theme out well, and celesta and violins which Farruca thc dynamics in this piece were (or the Miller's Dance) made use such that the audience was of the clarinet to give the faint air brought to attention. of a snake charmer and hiscobra. Symphony So. 7 in C, Opus Also, this piece used the snare 105, by Sibelius, began with the drum to create the semblance of woodwinds and violas giving it a marching music. Jota (or Final rather dark and foreboding Dance) contained rich, full, and sound, but soon changed to a swerving melodies and in this lighter, more airy, and staccato piece, the tone of the brass and melody. The innovative the woodwinds were especially technique of plucking was used to beautiful. [ 776 5656 _^ £tat&c5UVU& achieve this. All in all, this symphony PLAZA " " 1 \ Mm Jr\ M Serra mom e ' Daly City The Saint-Saens Piano deservesa rating of excellent,and Concerto 5 in F, Opus 103 was the audience of course did so by ALSO AT SELECTED THEATRES THROUGHOUT THE BAY AREA played by Philippe Entremont, giving a standing ovation. April 1, 1982 page 11 CALENDAR ON BROADWAY THE OTHER CAFE JULIAN THEATRE above the Mab 100 Carl 953 De Haro Street 4/2 Red Rockers 4/2 Jim Samules 4/3-16 The Two Tigers GREAT AMERICAN 4/3 Jim Samules OAKLAND CIVIC MUSIC HALL EUROPE THROUGH 859 O'Farrell KEYSTONE THEATRE 4 2 Comedy Jane Dornacher, Lakeside Garden Ctr, Oakland THE BACK DOOR Paula Poundstone, Susan BERKELEY 4/4-16 Romantic Comedy Lone Mountain. 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,^% \>-'e p-gii-Sports. •April 1, 1982 DONS BITTEN BY BULLDOGS by Jess Molinar two-run homer, reducing the Dons' McManus. The Bulldogs finished lead to 6-4. Unfortunately for the off the Dons with six runs in the final Dons, the Bulldogs didn't stop there Last weekend the Diamond Dons three frames including three in the as they went onto tie the game in the packed their bags and headed down 6th, two in the 7th and one in the 8th bottom of the ninth. Chuck Natt to Fresno to take on the I Ith ranked to win 9-0. McManus took the loss retired the first batter on a fly ball to Fresno State Bulldogs to begin for the Dons. left. However the next two batters second-round action in the Northern Fresno State completed the sweep got on. A bloop single to right and a California Baseball Association. with a 6-1 win in the night cap of the a. sharp single to left put runners on 1st twin bill. The Dons scored their only Unfortunately for the Diamond and 2nd. After Natt struck out the run of the afternoon when third Dons, the second round started off next batter. Coach Ken Bowman baseman Ralph Gentile led off the on a sour note as USF was swept decided to go to his bullpen and third inning with a single and stole three games by Fresno State by brought out Jeff Dietrich to pitch to second base. Gentile went to third scores of 7-6, 9-0 and 6-1. the switch-hitting Terry Pendleton. when catcher Greg Eagleton The Dons played their first game After a pass ball moved the runners grounded out to second. Second of the year under the lights last to 2nd and 3rd, Pendleton lined a baseman Bob Woodcock then laid Friday. This was by far the most single to center scoring the tying down a perfect squeeze bunt and exciting of the three games as the runs that sent the game into extra Gentile scored to give the Dons a 1-0 Dons and Bulldogs gave the 743 fans innings. lead. The Bulldogs came back to tie at Beiden Field in Fresno their In the bottom ofthe 12th Dietrich the game in the bottom half of the money's worth. In the bottom ofthe gave up a hit, followed by a walk frame when Joe Xavier led off with a first with runners on first and which moved the potential winning single to right and went to second on second. Bulldog second baseman run into scoring position. Coach a passed ball, and then

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Member of th* cissociaieD Sports Menu: April 2-April 16 SOFTBALL SPLITS coueciaTe pRessi Friday. April 2 Dons Baseball at Sacramento State 2:30 p m by Bill Cottles Saturday, April 3 0-3. There were, however, a couple Dons Baseball vs. Pacific (home) 12 noon (2) The USF Lady Dons Softball of bright spots despite beingswept as team split six games over the past ten the Lady Dons scored four runs in Intramural: Spring 1982 Monday, April 4 days, bringing their Northern the first game, and most runs scored No events scheduled California Conference Record to 3- against USIU this year. Dianna 3, and their overall record to 9-9. Albini also had a home run for the April 2-9 Tuesday, April 5 Two NorCal Conference games were Lady Dons. Today Lady Dons' Tennis at Santa Clara 2:30 p.m. played, the Lady Dons winning both The USF Softballers haven't Rafting Closes Dons Tennis vs. Washington (Olympic Club) 1:30 p.m. with a sweep of a doubleheader at always provided their pitching staff A's Tickets Close Loyola Field. with an abundance of runs, but the Softball, 3:00 Ulrich Wednesday, April 6 USF hosted four non-conference runs they've provided have been by Lady Dons Tennis vs. U.C. Berkeley (home) 2:00 p.m. games, losing three. United States way of the long ball. Senior catcher Sunday Dons Tennis at Foothill 2:00 International University swept the Annette Blandflord is leading the Residence Basketball Dons on Thursday. March 25, 4-7, conference in home runs with two. Thursday, April 7 and 0-3. Portland State played the and Dianna Albini is second with Monday Dons Baseball vs. San Diego (home) 2:30 p.m USF softballers on Tuesday, March one. Blandford is third in the Badminton, 7:30 Loyola 23, and split a doubleheader by- conference in runs batted in with six Friday, Apri 8 scores of 0-7 and 1-0. and Albini is fourth with four. Tuesday Lady Dons Softball. UOP Tournament at Lodi April 8-10 USFs sweep over Santa Clara last Defensively, however, the Lady No events. Dons Tennis vs. Santa Clara (Olypmic Club) 2:00 p.m Saturday gave the Dons a 3-3 Dons leave much to be desired. The NorCal Record, good for third place team has committed 23 errors in six Wednesday Saturday, April 9 in the conference with twelve league games, an .884 fielding Warriors Tickets Close Dons' Baseball at Nevada-Reno 2:30 p.m. conference games left to play, percentage. That's not good. Volleyball, 7:30 Loyola freshman Dianna Albini picked up Freshman third baseman Jane A's vs. Angels, Oakland. 7: 30 Sunday, April 10 the win in the first game, pacing the Healy has committed eight errors in Dons' Baseball at Nevada-Reno 12 noon (2) Lady Dons with a two hitter. seventeen chances, a .529 fielding Thursday Another freshman, Virginia percentage. Kay Tickner, another Softball, both fields Tuesday, April 13 Roberts, won the second game 3-2 freshman, has been tried at third, A's vs. Angels, Oakland, 7: 30 Lady Dons' Softball at Santa Clara 2:30 p.m. (2) for her first conference victory. being pulled into the infield from her Lady Dons' Tennis vs. St. Mary's (home) 12 noon On Tuesday, March 23, the Lady- usual outfielder's position, and has Friday Dons hosted Portland State team, committed 5 errors in ten chances, a Canoeing closes Thursday, April 15 and split that twinbill 0-7 and 1-0. .500 fielding percentage. Coach Rice Softball, both fields Lady Dons' Tennis at San Jose State 2:30 p.m. Concerning the first game, head explains, "We're still making Sky diving closes coach Mike Rice commented, "We mistakes defensively." Warriors vs. Lakers, 7:30 just didn't play well." The once score About the team. Rice continues, of the nightcap came on Leffert's "All in all, the team is progressing April 10-15 home run. Dianna Albini shut out well, and you have to crawl before the Portland State squad on three you can walk. If the offense is any Tuesday hits. indication, they were crawling like Softball, Loyola Field ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATION Two days later, the USIU team crazy." came to Loyola Field for a two game About Albini, Rice predicts: Wednesday BEST FOREIGN FILM series and left with a two-game "She'll probably be the best athlete Canoe meeting, 6:00 p.m. sweep. USF lost by scores of 4-7 and in the school's history."

BROTHERS A FILM BY FRANCESCO ROSI With PHILLIPE NCHRET MICHELE PLACIDO VITTORIO ME^OGIORNO Script TONINO GUERRA FRANCESCO ROSI Director FRANCESCO ROSI Produc-ad by GWRGtO NOCELLA J»Gj and ANTONIO MaACRI * «v» WOHJD at: LIAS* EXCLUSIVE NO. CALIF. ENGAGEMENT APRIL 2 BARGAIN MATINEES S? SO _. « m *m m l jmf-f WED SAT SUN TIL 3 is Dally 1. 3:15. 6 15 7:30,9:45 V.LHT Fillmore at Clay'^K6-1123 -p.t'i4-Neuis .April 1, 1982 Hawaiian Club Holds Luau Sexuality Workshop a Success

During the past two weeks in the presentations, small group exercises Ministry and the Counseling Center lounges of Hayes-Healy and Gillson and discussions, as well as question wa extremely advantageous in Halls, the Counseling Center and the and answer sessions. Ten to twenty- helping students examine their five students attended each Office of Campus Ministry Co- values and behavior regarding sponsored a series of workshops workshop. sexuality as a part of human entitled Fverrthing You Always relationships." Wanted To Know About Sex...ual Although student turn-out was Relationships, But Were Afraid To modest, those who did attend were Student response was so positive Ask. enthusiastic. Participants rated the that the Counseling Center and the Facilitating the sessions were Dr. sessions as "well delivered" and Campus Ministry are considering further seminars in human sexuality Sue Shoff, Mr. Dennis Dow of the praised the "openness and honesty and relationships. "I felt all of the Counseling Center, and Fr. Pete of the facilitators." "The most workshops were very helpful and Neely. S.J., Director of Campus valuable part for me," commented beneficial," commented onestudent. Ministry. Dr. Shoff and Mr. Dow one student, "was the discussion of "I know that in the future I will be contributed their knowledge of the relationships, communication and affection." reflecting on what I have planned." Hui O Hawaii held their luau as a part ot tne International Week role of sexuality in human personality and interpersonal celebrations this last weekend. Fr. Neeley was gratified by the interactions, and Fr. Neeley response. "We tried to combine the facilitated discussions on values Irish Challenggee l best of spirituality and psychology," clarification and the Christian he explained, "and to address the response to the sexual choices facing USF UHEA 0 KA PAE AINA students' real questions in a students in the modern world. supportive and adult atmosphere. The protean seminars included We're glad the students were so guest lecturs' by a physician and a positive." Dr. Shoff added, "I nurse practitioner, audio-visual thought the combination of Campus Nuclear Awareness Week Nuclear Awareness will be the throughout the country to set aside subject of an intensive University- time that week to focus attention on wide program being coordinated by the potential hazards of nuclear the Campus Ministry Office for the warfare. last two weeks in April, according to Campus Ministry spokesman Kevin i mring the second week, April 26- Pritchett. 30, every attempt will be made to Pritchett has been working closely bring the educational resources of with representatives ofthe Theology the University to bear on the issues Department, which have given raised. Panel discussions are being unanimous approval to the organized with representatives from The Irish Debate Team visited USF program, as well as members of the a number of academic departments. this past week. USFs Philhistorians University Committee on social Vice Provincial for Education, won by a 2-1 decision. Justice and the Committee on Our William Wood, S.J. will kick the Jesuit "Roots," both of which week off with remarks on the place support this effort to bring to the of such concerns on a Jesuit campus. USF campus a consciousness of the According to Britchett, the key to moral and ethical issues involved. the week's success will be getting Sex Offender ID'd All those in the planning group see faculty members to devote class time the questions raised by the presence to discussion or to have students As a result of the front page story, and projected growth of nuclear write papers or do other "Sex Offender Stalks,"describingan Well, if you can figure this expression out you are better than we are. This weapons as posing issues which independent projects and Oriental male who has been banner hung from the basketball post in Memorial Gym during the Luau merit special reflection on Jesuit presentations which examine the .nolesting USF women in Gleeson this past Saturday. campuses. The first week, April 19- impact of nuclear weapons. The Library, the Department of Public 23, is timed to coincide with a week will close with a special liturgy Safety received several reports of national Ground Zero Week. The being arranged by Campus Minister similar occurrences and one report Washington, D.C. based Ground Peter Neeley, S.J. which has identified the suspect by Zero group is encouraging campuses name. The investigation, conducted by Public Safety officer Lee Meixner, together with Inspector Rita Grove of the Police Sexual Assaults Unit, disclosed that the suspect in question has a criminal TEST WITH CONFIDENCE record of indecent exposure, assault and other similar crimes. TAKE THE UNIVERSITY OF SAN DIEGO'S NEWLY REVISED

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* * The SII faction of the Senate * * attempted to pass a resolution * mandating a minor in Religious Be a model or just look like one by enrolling in the * Education for all students, but was * Barbiezone School of Professional Modeling. You abruptly reminded that Dean must be 15 years of age and need not have Hardluck was tryingtoeliminatethe *i major. The SII coalition settled for experience. Calltoll free 800-707-POSK or drop by * daily self-flagellation, gaining The ASUSF President has released this publicity photo for our office at 160 Turk, between Jones and Taylor. sufficient votes from the Masochist gubernatorial campaign. Block on the Senate to win. * Page loi • April Fools, 1982 Golden Arches at USF

With the recent return of warm, however, the only problem has been spring weather, the I'SF faculty has the occasional disruption of class by decided to conduct classes outdoors. roving bands of gypsies in Ulrich According to one professor, Field.

Philhistines Close Out Debate Season

PFM employees will be working under the Golden Arches next year.

by Andrew M. Arceo food operations at the University in venture into the USF market is recent years. There had been considered to be in keeping with previous contracts with ARA Food company goals of greater The University administration has Services, then followed by the accessibility to significant groups of announced that the existing contract current PFM catering people. consumers. He had also noted that with PFM, the regular food vendors Spokesmen for PFM were this arrangement with USF may be for USF, would be terminated at the unavailable for comment, but a just the first of a number of such end of the current school year. Their statement that had been released by agreements with other major contract is to be replaced by a long- the company had noted that PFM universities around the country. A term contract to be administered by had consistently provided superior McDonald's at Stanford or UCLA McDonald's. Officials for that huge service to members of the USF may not be too far into the future. fast-food firm were reported to be community and that the decision to This would certainly benefit, he felt, elated at the impending bring in the McDonald's people was not only McDonald's, but also the arrangement, noting that this is the both unfair and uncalled for. schools as well. first contract of its kind to service a Nevertheless, the slick and very Details concerning the revenue major university campus. familiar image ofthe Golden Arches arrangements with USF have not Consistent complaints about the has now found its way to the Hilltop. been released as yet, but judging food, the service, etc. have prompted Company spokesmen state that the from previous McDonald's the school to look elsewhere for a complete line of McDonald's operations, they look to be responsible and an efficient food products will be sold here, both in extremely lucrative for the operation. McDonald's leapt at the the Commons and at thc Green and University. chance to be able to feed the USF Gold. They also express the desire to community. The school was use USF students as employees in Thus, when school opens up next provided with sufficient information the operation. There had been some September, another mainstay of from the McDonald marketing initial concern that the new branch American life will be added to the people, who had advertised the well- of McDonald's here would hurt University scene. Baseball, hot dogs, known image of the Big Mac, the business for the outlet on Stanyan and apple pie notwithstanding, Strawberry shakes, and other and Haight Streets, but that does not Ronald McDonald and the Golden Three of the Philhistine's star debaters preparing for a round of debate. mainstays of the fast-food diet. look to be the case. Arches will be here and the food The McDonald's Corporation Ray Kroc, chairman of the board available here at USF will just not be will be the third major contractor for for McDonald's, has stated that this the same again. The USF debate team, known "excursions into inebriation" and commonly as the "Philistines," came refusing to answer questions. under fire today for misuse of funds. Informed sources have told the Responding to the charge, Feelen Foghorn that charges include trips "Mash" Maich, Philistine Director, to Denver's "Ski Invitational," said, "It's untrue. I am not a crook. I Humboldt State's "Pub Crawl," and have never abused my trust as the University of Nevada's Philistine Coach." "Blackjack Nationals." Maich's boss, Fr. Jake Also cited for contempt was Dimwitsky. issued a press release Philistine President Resa Hedgehog. supporting Maich. Dimwitsky Hedgehog said in response, "It's wrote: "Feelen is a good boy from McCarthyism." Devil's Camp." Also sought for questioning are A realiable source has provided Dave Snobs and Mark Sheer, information to an independent rumoured to be in hiding somewhere commission, chaired by former in Contra Costa County. ASUSF Vice President "Silent" Sam Exonerated from allegations was Pullups, looking into sordid Annie Raygun and Wince Gorilla. accusations When asked about In related developments, Dick «F* charges, Pullups stated, "No Headstrom was appointed comment, until we have nailed him temporary coach to restore the (Maich) to the wall." Before the appearance of integrity and honesty Pullups committee, former USF to the team. Dimwitsky also debator Jim "Wedding Bells" appointed Givich Slamos acting Rat ridge was cited for contempt for President, until all charges have 90.3 what committee members call been cleared. FM L >r»aafr» . — o*^» a ark **^ » • e**« l*^aa«aao?a»a»ojS,. .<• ,p >. fMja— d>