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VOL. XXI, NO. 96 TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1988 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's ND to increase minority aid By CHRIS BEDNARSKI tee said would enhance all News Editor aspects of minority undergrad­ uate and graduate life at Notre Notre Dame will seek signif­ Dame. icant increases in minority en­ The Univeristy will also in­ rollment in the next four years crease the number of minority through formation of a $12 mil­ faculty members, O’Meara lion endowment fund forsaid. Fourteen new faculty pos­ minority financial aid, Univer­itions will be targeted sity President Father Edward primarily for blacks, Hispanics Malloy announced Monday. and American Indians. The money, which Provost In certain disciplines such as Timothy O’Meara said is engineering and science, already available, will help the however, where there are few University increase the num­ minority professors, he said ber of minority freshman from women may be hired to in­ the present 11 percent to 15 per­ crease their presence on the cent by 1992. Minority graduate faculty. “The primary enrollment, presently five per­ objective, however, is with cent, will double, he said. minorities,” he said. “ I have great confidence in The University will also the steps to be taken,” Malloy create academic support sys­ said at the afternoon press con­tems for minorities to help stu­ ference. “But we have a long dents who received deficient way to go.” educations from urban high The announcement markedschools, Malloy said. “We find the administration’s first that the raw ability is often there,” he said. The Observer/Joann Whitfield response to recommendations by its Committee on Minority “Rather than force the stu­ Building up for the beach Students. dents with those kinds of back­ A would-be Arnold Schwartzenegger works on his Memorial. Building muscle tends to bear more weight The committee, appointed by grounds to have to compete physique at the third floor gym at the Rockne with students as spring break comes closer. Malloy in 1986, made 12 recom­ closer. mendations which the commit­ see RECRUIT, page 5 Swaggart confesses fascination with pornography Associated Press God, said late Sunday. airport aboard a van. Staffers The Washington Post re­ gelist Jim Bakker for The evangelist flew from his at the church’s district offices ported Monday, quoting a committing adultery, compar­ ALEXANDRIA, La. headquarters in Baton Rougerefused to say anything about source who spoke to a Jimmy ing him to a cancer that had to Television evangelist Jimmy to Alexandria where he was ex­ the meeting. Swaggart World Ministries be excised. Swaggart was summoned to pected to meet with the district Swaggart did not describe his board member, that Swaggart Swaggart had worked last appear before elders of the presbytery. Janway said the misconduct Sunday in his con­said he did not engage in sexualsummer to develop an ethics Assemblies of God on Monday, group would report its findingsfession, which drew gasps and intercourse with the woman code for broadcast ministries one day after he delivered a privately to the general council tears from his congregation. but “paid her to perform por­ to stem a drop off in donations tearful confession of sin andof the country’s largest Pen­ An overflow crowd packed nographic acts.” caused by the sex and money stepped down from the pulpit. tecostal denomination, inhis 7,500-seat family worship The evangelist had confessed scandal at the PTL ministry “I think he is a man of in­ Springfield, Mo. center after reports that to a fascination with pornogra­ under Bakker’s reign. tegrity. I think he made a mis­ Police kept reporters away church officials had been given phy stemming from his With tears streaming down take. I don’t think it’s a fatal from Swaggart at the Baton photographs purporting to boyhood, the source said. his face, Swaggart said Sunday mistake,” Cecil Janway, dis­ Rouge and Alexandria air­show Swaggart and a known Eleven months ago, Swag­ he was stepping down from the trict superintendent of the twoports. Swaggart had no com­ prostitute going into and out ofgart scathingly denounced fel­pulpit “for an undetermined, million member Assemblies of ment after landing and left thea motel room. low Assemblies of God evan­ indeterminate period of tim e" SMC candidates debate Faculty criticize Kaplan courses, prior to SBP elections support cheaper self-preparation By MATT GALLAGHER was devoted to questions pro­ By CHRIS SKORCZ Definitely not, said Robert $15, said Waddick. The preparatory course Kaplan Staff Reporter posed by the election officials, Staff Reporter Waddick, assistant dean of The Observer editorial board, the College of Arts & Letters. offers prior to the LSAT Candidates for Saint Mary’s and students who attended the With students around the “Stanley Kaplan over­ costs almost $600. Similar student body officers met Mon­meeting. world scrambling for posi­ charges. He discriminates workbooks are available for day night in the Regina North The three tickets all basi­ tions in the most competitive against the kids who haven’t the Graduate Management Lounge to debate prior to the cally agreed on the problems colleges, universities and got the dough,” said Wad­ Admissions Tests (GMAT) elections. Each ticket had a facing Saint Mary’s in the next graduate schools, a large in­ dick. “The only thing you and the Graduate Record chance to express its positions year, citing student apathy, dustry has grown up around can do to prepare for the Exams (GRE) for even less on the issues raised by the elec­ lack of diversity, Saint Mary’s the standardized tests that standardized tests is relieve than the LSAT book. tions in an attempt to distin­security’s role, and the revision have become almost univer­ anxiety and the cheaper you “I’ve never told a kid, guish itself from the pack. of the Saint Mary’s mission sally mandatory in the ap­ can do so the better.” ‘Hey, don’t take the Kaplan There are three tickets in the statement as some of the most plication process. Waddick called attention course,” Waddick said. running, each of which fields aimportant issues. Leading this industry, in to the many books of sample “But if you can prepare for candidate for student body The ticket of Ann Reilly, Julie terms of reputation and tests and test-taking strate­ an aptitude test-which president, vice president for Marozas, and Kathy Connors sheer size, is Stanley H. gies available to test-takers measures the student’s po­ student affairs, and vice pres­stressed academics as an area Kaplan Educational Center at a fraction of the cost of a tential for the first year of ident for academic affairs andof concern for them. They Ltd. But are the Kaplan Cen­ single Kaplan course. graduate study-the test is college relations. noted that they would seek to ter’s services really worth Several guides containing not valid. Many of these Each ticket was given time change languages from three the several-hundred-dollar three sample Law School tests such as the MCAT are for opening and closing price tags the various Admissions Tests (LSAT) remarks. The rest of the debate see DEBATE, page 4 courses cost? are available for only about see KAPLAN, page 6 page 2 The Observer Tuesday, February 23, 1988 In Brief ‘CPA wanna-bees’:

The prosecutor for St. Joseph County will defer filing charges against the man arrested by Notre Dame Security Why do they do it? in connection with a series of threatening phone calls. Security had questioned the man last month concerning CPA. threatening phone calls made to female students at Notre I have come to hate those letters. They stand Melissa Dame. Security then arrested him on warrants out of In­ for Certified Public Accountant. They should diana University at Bloomington in connection with calls stand for Crazy Peoples Association. InsanityWarnke made to that campus. The St. Joseph County prosecutor is the only reason I can think of that adequately will defer charges in this jurisdiction until after the case explains why we do what we do. Production Manager in Bloomington is over, said Rex Rakow, director of Se­ CPA wanna-bees generally fall into two curity. -The Observer categories. You have your serious candidates -the ones who spend weekend nights hidden be hind a wall of books in a back corner carrel on an upstairs floor of the library. You also have Of Interest your not-as-serious candidates -those who spend weekend nights at Senior Bar, a reputed pre­ accountant hangout, bemoaning their fate and In recognition of Black History Month, Grace Vision coincidentally making future business contacts will be airing the PBS six hour mini series “Eye on the in the process. Prize.” This is a documentary about the Civil Rights move­ Whatever their type, you surely will recog­ ment from 1954 to 1965. It will start at 3 p.m. on Feb. 23 nize the CPA candidates around campus. They and 25 and 6 p.m. on Feb. 24 and 27 on Channel 4 in Grace walk hunched over beneath the staggering Hall. -The Observer weight of the CPA review manuals (manuals! % -a stone tablet is more like it) they carry in their “Preparing for Second Interviews”will be the backpacks. They mumble incoherent phrases topic of a presentation given this afternoon by Jeff Rice, like “commercial paper” and “cost of goods assistant director, Career and Placement Services. The sold.” They have circles under their eyes from presentation will be held in 119 O’Shaughnessey at 4. This getting up at eight o’clock or some other un­ workshop will be repeated Wed. at 6:30 p.m. in 119 godly hour on a Saturday morning so they can O’Shaughnessey. -The Observer trudge through snow at minus two degrees and sit through six or eight hours of material they Adlai Stevensonwill present a lecture on “Democracy don’t understand. They have negative check­about how we were socially unaware and only and Civic Virtues: From the Greek Ideal to the Modern book balances since they just paid for these after money. American Reality,” at noon on Wednesday, March 2. The delightful classes, not to mention outrageous It only gets worse after you graduate. Ac­ presentation, sponsored by the Thomas J. White Center fees dished out to sit for the exam. countants get a bad reputation. People think all for Law and Government, will be given in Room 220 of There are other practical considerations as you read is the Wall Street Journal, the only the Notre Dame Law School. -The Observer well. They have dirty laundry stacked taller colors in your wardrobe are navy blue and gray, than they are (at least the girls do). They you carry pencils in your pocket, and you stay A logo contest is being held for the Collegiate Jazz haven’t spoken to their roommates, much less home on Tuesday nights to watch “thir- Festival’s 30th anniversary, to be held April 8 and 9. The their parents, in weeks. They are in danger of tysomething.” winning designer will receive $100 and old designs arefailing the Intro to Everything classes they took The family gets in on the act, too. They give available for reference. Entries are due Feb. 29 in the to get enough credits to graduate. They are you presents like ties and socks for Christmas. Student Union Board office. For more information, contact never home. They ask you to balance their checkbooks or Dave Thornton at 287-6575 or Kevin Mundy at 283-3797. All of this is not to say there were never any worse yet, do their tax returns. -The Observer benefits. We went to more receptions, dinners and brunches last semester than in the entire You have to wonder why we do it. There must 30th Annual FinanceForum will be held at 4:30 preceding three years. We also got enough mail be some benefit to this hidden beneath the p.m. in Room 127 of Nieuwland Science Hall. Robert Davis, to break the mail clerk’s back, telephone calls books, the long hours, the stereotypes. Maybe managing partner of Crimson Capital Co., will discuss to make AT&T stock shoot up, and plane trips it’s the feeling of accomplishment from “Fundamentals count in Buyouts,” and Robert Welch, to fill the friendly skies twice over. All those knowing we’re almost at the end. Maybe it’s chairman of Landmark Financial Corp., will speak on “In fringe benefits are easily forgotten now that the feeling of power that comes from knowing the Private Industry.”-The Observer decisions have been made and there is onlythat stock market crash or no, the world will work left to be done. always need accountants. Or else, as Lucy says Final Scholarship Taxationmeeting will be The scary part is what we put up with to get in the Peanuts cartoons, it might just be the Wednesday from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. in the Center for here. Jokes about accounting geeks who can’t good clean sound of cold hard cash. Social Concerns. Students who have scholarship&grants add without a calculator. Gag gifts like ledger Oh well, at least there are a lot of us. Misery which pay for more than tuition, fees, books and supplies paper and mechanical pencils. Reprimandsloves company. are responsible to report a portion of their aid on their tax return. The discussion will be directed to undergrad­ Observer classifieds will be accepted from uate students.-The Observer 9am-3pm M-F at the Observer offices, 314 FAF deadline is Feb. 28 for the 8869 school year. LaFortune. ______Forms can be found in the Financial Aid Office in the Administration Building.-The Observer H THE KNIGHTS I t We are only Fellowship of Christian Athletes will meet minutes from campus. tonight at 7 in the Stanford Hall 24-hour lounge.The - Observer We now have a brand new

Senior Class Chicago Trip will be Wednesday. MALE DEPARTMENT Buses will leave Notre Dame at 7:30 p.m. Stop by the class BRING IN THIS COUPON AND SAVE. office from 3:30 p.m. to 5 p.m. to get tickets. - The Observer

Sophomore Literary Festival continues with a conversation with Marilyn Krysl and Etheridge Knight at —9 1 noon in the Hesburgh Library Lounge. Readings by Peter Michaelson and Etheridge Knight will take place in the _ Library Auditorium at 8 p.m. A reception will follow in Notre Dame the Library Lounge. -The Observer Communication and Theatre presents The Math Clubwill meet at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday in the Pasquerilla West Chapel Lounge to hold informal dis­ cussions on both summer and career opportunities avail­ able to math majors. Pizza and refreshments will be serv ed .- The Observer AMADEUS by Peter Shaffer

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By SUE O’CONNOR tube baby would appear in 600 duction of insulin. He said anships increase. Rhine said the crime can be matched with the News Staff years. In a 1958 sequel to the endless supply now exists. An­hormone has become a “new DNA pattern of a suspect to work, Huxley reduced the other application of the process steroid.” prove if that suspect actually The Biology Department of prediction to 100 years. The is the production of the gene for did commit the crime, Rhine Saint Mary’s College spon­ first test tube baby was actu­ Interferon, a drug currently A high-risk AIDS group, said. sored a lecture “ New Genetics: ally born in 1972, Rhine said. being tested for use as treat­ hemophiliacs, can also benefit Genetic engineering is also Applications and Implications Rhine explained gene splic­ ment of cancer and acquiredfrom genetic engineering, he used in the detection of Hunt­ for the Future” in Moreau ing and cloning (the major immune deficiency syndromesaid. Through the process, the ington Disease, a genetic dis­ Hall’s Little Theater. The lec­ aspect of genetic engineering) (AIDS). gene for the protein required order manifested in middle- ture by Dr. Samuel Rhine, a as a “cut and paste” process. for blood clotting can be aged people. Rhine estimates genetics specialist and the In­ The difference is, however, Genetic engineering is also manufactured. Rhine said thethe test to be 90 percent accu­ diana Academy of Science that instead of cutting and pas­used to manufacture the geneprocess can also be used in rate. Speaker of the Year for 1987, ting with scissors and paper, it for a growth hormone, he said. reverse by producing the gene The genes of a 2400 year-old discussed many of the practi­ is all done with the use of en­The problem existing in this, which destroys arterial blood mummy have been cloned, as cal uses and consequences ofzymes. Different enzymes cut Rhine says, is that many par- clots near the heart, thus pre­ have the genes of an 8000 year- genetic engineering. the DNA in different patterns, pnte v/ant their -Mldren tc ueventing heart attacks. old brain, Rhine said. A vac­ Rhine first discussed AldousRhine said. injected with the hormone. DNA fingerprinting, copying cine is trying to be developed Huxley’s “Brave New World,” Rhine said one of the most These children are already tall, strands of DNA is being usedfor the AIDS virus, HTLV III. written in 1932. In the work, important applications of ge­ but with the hormone, chances in forensic medicine, he said.Rhine said this is very risky for Huxley predicted the first test netic engineering is in the pro­of winning athletic scholar­ Evidence at the scene of a laboratory workers. Dukakis talks tough; Dole taunts Bush Associated Press nesota, where former televi­ sion evangelist Pat Robertson MINNEAPOLIS, Min. - and Rep. Jack Kemp have Massachusetts Gov. Michael waged energetic campaigns. Dukakis said Monday he might On the Democratic side, authorize military operations Dukakis has invested heavily against terrorist base camps if in Minnesota in hopes of bag­ he wins the White House. GOP ging a win outside his New En­ hopeful Bob Dole taunted Vice gland backyard. Dukakis, Rep. President Bush for ceasing ef­Richard Gephardt, Sen. Paul forts in South Dakota and Min­Simon, Sen. Albert Gore Jr. and nesota, battlegrounds for this Jesse Jackson have cam­ week’s campaign contests. paigned heavily in South “I don’t know where George Dakota as well. 4 Bush is,” Dole said in Duluth. Gephardt campaigned in “Later today we’re going to South Dakota and Wyoming, send him a map of Minnesota while his spokesman accused so at least he gets a little idea Gore of hypocrisy and released where it is.” a list of what he said were Bush was in South Carolina switches in position the Tennes­ and Tennessee, virtually con­see senator has made on issues ceding the South Dakota pri­ ranging from abortion to farm mary and Minnesota caucusespolicy to spending for the MX to his GOP rivals. missiles. iffleld That was an attempt to turn Riding out the weather Dole is heavily favored to win the tables on Gore, who has the South Dakota contest. But vigorously attacked Gephardt Senior Jessica Quinn and Junior Elaine Lawson make exercising more enjoyable by listening to tunes. The he sounded less confident of hisfor switching his position on exercise bikes in the first floor gym at the Rockne Memorial are well-used as the winter months continue chances for victory in Min­ key issues.______to make outdoor riding less attractive. Thiel claims election violation The Observer By GREG LUCAS claimed occurred in his race. made by Thiel, but said that he The independent student newspaper serving NotreCopy Editor “A candidate in my racethought penalties should be left Dame and Saint Mary’s is accepting applications for solicited endorsements beforeopen to the discretion of the Matt Thiel, former candidate the campaigning period the following position: OBUD directors. in the run-off for district three started,” Thiel said. “I’d hate to see specific student senator, spoke to the According to Thiel, although penalties assigned for every ASSISTANT Student Senate Monday nightthe candidate was forced to for­specific offense that we think about a violation that he feit the endorsements by Om­ of,” Grace said. budsman, he was allowed to The senate will vote on the PRODUCTION resolicit the endorsements. amendment next week. “I think you can see right In other business, Brian MANAGER away how this would give Holst, student senator, urged For further information contact someone an unfair advan­senate members to personally tage,” Thiel said, adding that research the South African Bernadette ShiltsMelissa Warnke it would be much easier to apartheid issue in preparation resolicit someone’s endorse­ for upcoming discussion that at The Observer (239-5303) ment after he or she had will lead to a definite senate already promised to endorse a stand on University divest­ certain platform. ment. Thiel lost the run-off election Holst said that people from / e X to Mark Chapman by the slim the Anti-Apartheid Network Saint M ary’s College margin of 16 votes. and “hopefully” someone from Thiel introduced an amend­the administration will speak NOTRE DAME- INDIANA ment to the constitution that at next week’s senate meeting. would provide a definiteBoth the divestment and status penalty for. future offenses quo positions will- . be SUMMER STUDY PROGRAMS ABROAD *210 against the OBUD rule that represented, Holst said. Lbndon Rome prevents campaigning before a “At that time or the next certain date. £Mpy 1 | - June 17 June 12 - July 11 week we have to declare where The proposed amendment we stand as a Student Senate,” THave you ever wondered why the credits to four to reflect the fact Church is in such a mess? Have you ever wondered why the Mass that these classes meet four has become a political football? Have you ever wondered where times a week. Regarding stu­ your local liturgy commission gets its crazy ideas? Have you ever dent life, Reilly stressed ap- wondered where dissent comes from and where it leads? proachability. “We will implement only the "Requiem for a Liturgist" is not just the story of one influential activities the students desire,” man's death. It is a cogent account of the entire trajectory of stated Reilly. “It’s not quan­ dissent — where it comes from and where it leads — and tity, but quality of activities” the effect of dissent on the liturgy and the Church. that counts. Reilly suggested monthly meetings between "Requiem for a Liturgist" is typical of the no-nonsense Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s reporting you get month after month inFidelity. student government officers to improve the activities of paoh Subscribe now and I'll send you a copy free. Julie Parrish, Lisa Hill Christy Wolfe stated that they didn’t want to completely restructure, but rather to con­ tinue the advances of the pres­ ent student government. They saw their role as not only leaders, but also as represen­ tatives of the Saint Mary’s stu­ dents. “We serve . . . to give a stu­ dent perspective to the admi­ nistrators,” said Parrish. They suggested implementing a stu­ dent survey similar to Notre Dame’s this year to determine exactly what the students wanted. Regarding the diver­ sity of the students who attend Saint Mary’s, Parrish sup­ ported the idea of an exchange with Spellman College, an all- Black women’s college, to in­ crease awareness of other people. Anne Buch, Carol Mahony, FIDELITY Magazine I have enclosed: and Kim Sartori are the third 206 Marquette Ave. □ $2.00 for one copy of "Requiem for a ticket running for office. They South Bend, IN 46617 stressed fulfilling the Saint Liturgist." Mary’s mission statement, given to all new students as a □ $15 for a free copy of your "Requiem for guide for them and the college. please print clearly a Liturgist" issue plus a one year's “We, realizing the Saint subscription(11 issues) to Fidelity. M ary’s mission, will strive to street aim above it.” □ $28 for a free copy of your "Requiem for Buch saw their role as offi­ a Liturgist" issue plus atwo year's cers as both leaders and a lia- state zip subscription(22 issues) to Fidelity. sion. “We are a liasion to the administration, using your ideas and our actions,” stated Buch. They would attempt to bring the activities of the Stu­ dent Government to the stu­ It's Time For A Change. It's Time For Fidelity dents. Tuesday, February 23, 1988 The Observer page 5 Reagan cautions governors against welfare moves

Associated Press governors’ bipartisan welfare bent, but I can’t help but feel Reagan said the alternative Howard Baker, Reagan’s reform bill in the Senate. uneasy sometimes,” he told the bill sponsored by House chief of staff, said Reagan WASHINGTON -President Reagan instead said he still governors gathered in the East Minority Leader Robert Michel would veto the House-passed Reagan cautioned the nation’sstrongly supported a less costly Room of the White House. would also give states freedom welfare reform bill, but might governors Monday against Republican alternative that the Welfare programs have be­ to “develop your own ideas onapprove a less expensive mea­ pressing for costly federal so­ House rejected two months come “a crippling poverty child care.” sure still being shaped by the lutions to the problems of wel­ ago. trap . . . They keep the poor Afterward, Dukakis told Senate Finance Committee. fare and child care. He also cautioned the gover­ poor,” Reagan said. “Now, reporters that he was very dis­ The governors are pushing His remarks to the National nors to go slow on child care, much of the push for child care appointed. Sen. Daniel Patrick Governors’ Association were where both Democrats and is designed to rectify the ills of “Just one word from the pres­Moynihan’s bill, which would labeled a disappointment by Republicans in Congress are earlier programs, and many of ident, I think, would get this billtoughen enforcement of child Massachusetts Gov. Michael proposing to expand federal these efforts are timely and passed and done before thesupport, help states pay for job Dukakis, a Democratic support and subsidies forgood. But in this area, more election and get it off the table training and make participa­ presidential hopeful, who said working parents. than any other, government as a partisan issue and gettion mandatory for most un­ Reagan should be backing the “Maybe it’s my conservative should tread carefully.” going,” said Dukakis. employed adults. Violent rains kill University recommendations hillside dwellers to increase minority enrollment Associated Press mudslides on Friday. Recommendation 1: The University establish a volun­ science and engineering in­ Civil defense officials University commit itself to tary affirmative action plan tents. RIO DE JANIERO, Brazil -A warned that huge boulders and a comprehensive plan to in­ that would make available a deadly mix of rock and mud rain-loosened earth on many crease minority presence at certain number of new fac­ Recommendation 10: The threatened hillside homes hillsides presented an extreme the University among stu­ ulty positions for the ap­ Graduate School aim to during a fourth day of violentrisk of new avalanches, partic­ dents, faculty, and adminis­pointment of black scholars. double its minority enroll­ rains Monday which have ularly in the crowded shan­ tration. A senior adminis- ment over the next five killed at least 75 people in the tytown slums that line the hills. tator be named to Recommendation 6: The years. To accomplish this Rio area. In the working-class north implement this plan. University undertake a new end, a full-time minority The new danger slowed ef­ Rio district of Abolicao, rescue and comprehensive effort to recruiter be added to the forts to reach a buried roomful workers used sledgehammers Recommendation 2: Notre ensure that social life on staff of the Graduate School, of children and prompted the and spikes to break up concrete Dame establish the goal campus become more invit­ that new and competitive mayor to order hundreds of slabs of a three-story apart­ over the next five years of ing for minorities. minority fellowships be es­ residents to “get out while ment building that collapsed building a minority presence tablished, and that the Uni­ there’s still time.” under a mudslide Sundayamong undergraduate stu­ Recommendation 7: The versity consider establish­ night, killing at least nine resi­ dents of 6% black, 6% University undertake a ing a program of Mud-caked survivors flashed dents. Hispanic' and 1% native serious program to educate dissertion-year fellowships thumbs-up signs as they were Fourteen people were taken American. the majority-faculty, staff, for minority graduate stu­ carted away on stretchers, alive from the rubble. Televi­ and students alike-to be­ dents. while rescuers moved gingerly sion crews broadcasting live Recommendation 3: Notre come more sensitive to cul­ about the unstable hillsides in from the site showed survivors Dame should commit itself tural differences among stu­ the city. covered with yellow-brown to a stable and competitive dents and to promote an Recommendation 11: The Scores have died there since mud flashing thumbs-up signs financial aid plan for environment free from any University give serious at­ the heavy rains began trigger­ as they were borne away on minority students that can kind of discrimination. tention to sustaining and in­ ing sporadic floods andstretchers. be communicated to creasing minority alumni/ae prospective applicants. Recommendation 8: Each involvement - in regular undergraduate college as­ alumni affairs, in student Recommendation 4: The sume responsibility for es­ recruitment, and in interac­ University reconstitute its tablishing academic support tion with current students. The Observer systems for minority stu­ The independent student newspaper serving Notre affirmative action procedures for faculty and dents, drawing together the Dame and Saint Mary’s is accepting applications for administration so that the talents of interested stu­ Recommendation 12: As the following position: senior administrator be­ dents and faculty alike. part of comprehensive plan come actively engaged in Recommendation 9: The to grow as a multicultural the process of hiring, ensur­ Office of the Freshman community, the University Assistant News Editor ing that every effort is made year, in conjunction with the develop a strategic plan of Colleges of Science and public relations to project Copy Editor to bring minorities into the Engineering, develop an in­ this commitment to its own active pool of candidates. tensive support system for constituency and the Recommendation 5: The minority students who are broader public.

For further information contact minorities will not be lowered, academic and social programs Regis Coccia or Mark McLaughlin O’Meara said, but minorities will be mounted to raise the Recruit “might have one course or two consciousness of Notre Dame at The Observer (239-5303) continued from page 1 at a different pace.” students to minority concerns, Associate Provost Father O’Meara said. with other students who had the Oliver Williams, who will head During the year, Williams advantage of high-quality in­ the program, said he will first said, distinguished minority CLASS OFFICE AND OFF-CAMPUS struction,” Malloy said, “we “sit down and listen to minorityspeakers will be invited to the have tried other pathways to students.” University. COMMISSIONER ELECTIONS make sure they don’t prema­ This will be followed by what “The (plan) does embody turely drop out of the so-called O’Meara calls “The Year of very much the whole sense of FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN DECLARING THEIR TICKET CANDIDACY FOR THE OFFICES OF THE CLASSES OF H9 VO. ANDVl. THESE DATES ARE OF GREAT IMPORTANCE: harder programs.” Cultural Diversity.” Starting the committee report,” said Graduation standards forin the fall, full-scale pastoral, Nathan Hatch, chairman of the Committee on Minority Stu­ dents and associate dean of the College of Arts and Letters. MANDATORY Meeting for Declared Cindidilcs: “I think the key element was TUESDAY, February 23 6.-00 pm Noire Dame Room, 2nd floor LaFonune the comprehensive plan over­ The Observer seen by a high-level adminis­ Typesetting Service is accepting trator,” said Hatch. “That’s Petition! Required ftir Candidacy Due: FRIDAY, February 26 what minority alumni have 12.-00 noon in the Student Government Offices. applications for the following positions: been calling for, for some time 2nd floor Lafortunc now. “The only controversial deci­ CONTROLLER sion was whether there should DORM REPRESENTATIVES have been a minority to head up the plan,” he said. “That CAMPAIGNING BEGINS: TUESDAY, March 1 ACCOUNTS MANAGER would have beeh ideal but it CAMPAIGNING ENDS: MONDAY, March 7 ACCOUNTS PAYABLE./ RECEIVABLE CLERK at midnight was more important to get something done immediately.” Applications should include a personal statement and brief resume. James Dillard, a black fresh­ ELECTION DAY: TUESDAY. March 8 Deadline for applications is Friday, February 26, man from Planner Hall, said it doesn’t matter that Willaims is Runoff Campaigning (if necessary) Wednesday, March 9 not a minority. It depends on Runoff Election (if necessary) Thursday, March 10 For further information contact the person, he said, and their committment to change. Chris Hasbrook “It’s about time” Notre at The Observer (239-5303) Dame attempts to increase minority enrollment, he said. page 6 The Observer Tuesday, February 23, 1988 the fact that the better the Kaplan graduate school the student gets accepted into, the higher Kidnapped marine on tape continued from page 1 will be that student’s income professional tests, achieve­ upon graduation, the cost isAssociated Press and is believed to be aninterim Force in Lebanon, or ment tests, and one’s perfor­more than justified,” said umbrella for groups holdingUNIFIL, the south Lebanon mance on them depends on theKesim. BEIRUT, Lebanon - The kid­ most of the 25 foreigners mis­ peacekeeping force. quality and number of related nappers of a U.S. marine offi­ sing in Lebanon. Hezbollah claimed the 43- courses the student has taken Why then the general dissat­ cer released a videotape Mon­ Amal militiamen and troops year-old Marine from Danville, prior to the standardized test.”isfaction with the Kaplan day in which he recited their of the U N. peacekeeping force Ky., was removed from the Father Joseph Walter, chair­ courses? Peter Grande, associ­ demands, including in south Lebanon, using dogs,area despite a dragnet by Amal man of preprofessional studies, ate dean of the Freshman Year withdrawal by Israel from its searched the caves and groves and U.N. security officers. echoed Waddick’s comments, of Studies and an expert onborder “security zone” in south of the Tyre area for the sixth Release of the tape, delivered especially regarding the standardized testing, is still notLebanon. day Monday without result. to a Western news agency in MCAT. sold on the Kaplan courses. Lt. Col. William Higgins, who Higgins is commander of the Beirut, suggested the abduc­ “If a student without the appeared to be reading from a 76-man Observer Group tors were able to get Higgins Kaplan course would not sit “I am not that enthusiastic text written by his captors, said Lebanon attached to the U.N. out. down and prepare (on his own),about the Stanley Kaplan ser­ President Reagan “has to take if the student lacks the self- vices,” said Grande, “espe­ responsibility for the crimes he / f discipline to study the books of cially because of the costs. Stu­ has committed against the op­ practice tests, then the courses dents serious enough can dopressed people in the region.” may be worth the cost,” said well on the tests if they have Higgins was abducted last . The Observer Walter. “The courses are enough time for repeated prac­ Wednesday on a highway south The independent student newspaper serving Notre really a kind of imposed self- tices such as sample tests and of Tyre, the ancient port 50 Dame and Saint Mary’s is accepting applications for discipline. If a student canself-help manuals for three or miles south of Beirut. the following position: prepare alone, studying a few four months prior to taking the A group calling itself the Or­ hours a week for several standardized test. That is the ganization of the Oppressed on months before the test, he will best way to go. A Kaplan Earth, which claimed respon­ score as well as Stanley Kaplan course, on the heels of a test, sibility for the abduction, students.” would have limited value. The released the 70-second tape. Advertising Clerk As proof, Walter related the only real value a Kaplan, The kidnapping increased following story. In 1977, there crash-course approach can friction between two Shiite were no Stanley Kaplan ser­ have is to prepare the student Moslem forces vying for vices in South Bend and a Notrein the sense that the individualdomination in south Lebanon: For further information contact the moderate Amal militia, Dame student interested in thehas done all he could possibly Kevin Becker Kaplan services had to go to do to prepare for the test. And which is trying to rescue Hig­ Chicago, meaning that only one that is not a trivial psycholog­ gins, and Hezbollah, or Party at The Observer (239-5303) or two students each year took ical advantage,” Grande said.of God, which is loyal to Iran the Kaplan courses. A decade ago the average MCAT score for Notre Dame preprofes­ sionals was 59, said Walter. The Notre Dame Finance Club Presents Now, with a local Kaplan of­ fice just minutes from campus, almost half the 200 or so stu­ dents take the Kaplan course THE THIRTIETH ANNUAL but Walter said that the average score is still 59. “The academic courses one FINANCE FORUM takes are important to one’s success on the MCAT,” said Walter. “Advanced chemistry and biology classes in addition to required classes adequately prepare the student for the MCAT.” On the other side of the debate, Kaplan people speak of the value of their courses. Eleanor Kesim, administrator for the South Bend and In­ dianapolis testing centers, em­ phasized the unequalled re­ search materials and assorted resources the Kaplan centers offer their students. “Ours are top-of-the-line courses for those serious about getting into the best schools,” Monday, February 22, 1988 Kesim said. “We have been in business since 1938 and have Hayes-Healy Auditorium taught millions of students at our 126 centers throughout the 4:30 p.m. ROBERT J. DAVIS world. And it is our feeling that a general review prior to the Managing Partner test, no matter what level the student is at, will make a dif­ Crimson Capital Company ference.” As evidence, Kesim cited "Fundamentals Count in Buyouts" Kaplan Center studies that have indicated that taking a Kaplan course will improve the Scholastic Aptitude Test taker’s score by 100 to 300 points, out of a possible 1600. Tuesday, February 23, 1988 On the LSAT, a Kaplan course will make a difference of ap­ 127 Nieuwland Science Building proximately six points, out of a possible forty-eight. 4:30 p.m. ROBERT V. WELCH Concerning the controversy over the cost of the various Chairman Kaplan courses, Kesim con­ tended that several hundred Landmark Financial Corporation dollars is but a small fraction of a student’s total college ex­ "Entrepreneurship in Private penses, especially at a private university such as Notre Industry" Dame. Furthermore, said Kesim, scholarships are avail­ able to students demonstrating financial aid from their college or university. This aid will cover up to a maximum of 50 Each presentation will be followed by an informal percent of the cost of the Kaplan course. reception. Students, faculty and general public are “Our courses are a very minor cost of a college educa­ encouraged to attend. tion. And when one considers View point Tuesday, February 23, 1988 page 7 Parrish ticket P.O. Box Q which believes that women ought not Privacy should be, be discriminated against socially, better respected politically, economically or religiously deserves your vote because of their gender. It doesn’t Dear Editor mean that women want to climb the Experience, competence and a realistic approach set the ticket I write out of ambivalence about the patriarchal or hierarchical ladder and of Julie Parrish, Lisa Hill and Christy Wolfe apart from their oppo­ article in Thursday’s Observer about a fit into men’s world. Feminism is about nents in the race for the 1988 Saint Mary’s student body offices. staff member’s medical leave. On the the transformation of society. As the The task of the Student Government Association requires dedica­ one hand, I found the article to be veryfeminist Anica Vesel Mander states, objective and mostly accurate, with tion to produce results in implementing programs, reviewing College “We see a universe where everything, sensitivity to its subject matter. It was and we mean literally everything, is policy and motivating students to participate in events and decisions well balanced, and certainly madeintegrated and interdependent, not that directly affect the student body. clear that the issue under considerationseparated and conflicted.” This means, This dedication is best represented in the Parrish ticket. is a disease. for example, that we do not see women Julie Parrish brings the experience of holding a student body office On the other hand, I have serious and men as opposites who are in com­ at Saint Mary’s. Having served as vice president of academic affairs reservations about the wisdom of the petition against each other, but rather and college relations, she is familiar with the administrative chan­ editorial board in running the article atas humans with various types of per­ nels of communication necessary to efficiently pursue student goals. all. The information reported in the ar­sonalities and capabilities who are fun­ ticle was privately given to the mem­ damentally connected to and dependent Lisa Hill’s experience on the Board of Governance and Christy bers of Fisher Hall, so that they would upon each other, the earth and, for Wolfe’s involvement on the Academic Affairs sub committee on stu­ know the status of an issue that directly many feminists, God. We reject all dent diversity contribute to the overall competence of the ticket. affects their lives. The article leaves stereotypes of women and men as well The goals addressed in their platform are realistic in content as open an assumption that it was givenas all conquest oriented modes of think­ well as in approach. Their attitude is relaxed yet confident in present­ at a press conference. As the represen­ ing. ing them to the student body. Their efforts are sincere to include tatives of The Observer who were pres­ As feminists, we believe that sexism student input in their decisions and they are willing to raise student ent by virtue of their association with is a serious, deeply imbedded problem the hall were told, the matter of medi­ and work to eliminate it. We define awareness of both the issues and events in the community. cal assessment is considered by the sexism as the belief that sex is the pri­ The Parrish ticket emphasizes the value of student input. This University to be private and confiden­mary determinant of one’s human input should begin Wednesday with a vote for Julie Parrish, Lisa tial. There was no need for the public traits and capabilities and that sexual Hill and Christy Wolfe. to know of an individual’s private medi­differences produce an inherent supe­ cal decision. riority of one sex. And we hold that, If every public person consideringlike racism, sexism is evil. medical assessment were to know that An article in the Dec. 21, 1987, issue -The Observer his or her decision would be reportedof Time magazine serves to illustrate in the campus newspaper, he or she the seriousness and enormity of just would not be as willing to pursue diag­one aspect of the problem. It states: nosis and required treatment. “An estimated 2 million to 4 million wo­ It will never be my intention-and Imen are beaten by husbands or fully trust that it will never be the in­boyfriends each year, more than are tention of the University administra­hurt in auto accidents, rapes or mug­ tion, either-to make public what is es­ gings. The FBI says that every four sentially a private matter. That the hall days a woman is beaten to death by a THE AUSTRIAN? had a need to know about what wasman she knows well.” SEEM TO BE HAVING going on can be defended. I have Based on a survey given to all inter­ SO M E TROUBLE AT serious doubts that the decisions of per­ested persons, the Women’s Caucus will THE TOP OF THE sons associated with the hall who are focus on individual and campus «. also reporters and editors can be. consciousness-raising and working for Please reflect on your decisions in thischanges in the NDSMC institutions to light. ensure justice for women, as well as Stephen P. Newton, C S C. being a support group for feminists. In Moreau Seminary these endeavors, we hope to work with m February 21, 1988 the administration, not against it. The Women’s Caucus invites faculty members, staff members, graduate Women’s Caucus students and undergraduates from both campuses to our meetings that are held urges input every other week. Inquiries can be ad­ Dear Editor: dressed to: Women’s Caucus,

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GROUP, I'M SURE YOU ALL AFTER TEN WEEKS, HE PUKE'S NEW SELF-CONTROL ALSO, THAT NOW, NOW. NOTICE SOMETHING DIFFERENT NO LONGER NEEDS H IS IS THE PRODUCT OF R E A L NOVOCAIN LETS NOTALARM ABOUT PUKE TODAY. RESTRAINING JACKET! COURAGE ANPA LOT OF INJECTION THE OTHER H ARP WORK, RJGHT, PUKE ? INTO MYSKULL PATIENTS! Quote of the Day PROBABLY BRAVO! THAT'S QIPNT RIGHT, “Each day comes bearing its gifts, untie the ribbons.” \ 3 Ann Ruth Schabacker

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Editor-in-Chiel...... Kevin Becker Business Manager...... John Oxrider P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, IN 46556(219)239-5303 M anaging Editor...... Mark Pankowski Advertising Design Manager...... Molly Kitten News E d ito...... r Chris Bednarski Advertising Manager...... Steve Clark News E d ito...... r Jim Riley Production Manager...... Melissa Wamke The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students ol the University ot Viewpoint Editor Chris Murphy Projects Manager...... Mark McLaughlin Notre Dame du Lac and Saint Mary s College It does not necessarily reflect the policies ol Sports Editor...... Dennis Corrigan Systems Manager...... Shawn Sexton the administration ot either institution The News is reported as accurately and objectively as A ccent Editor Michael Naughton Controller...... Tracy Schindele possible Unsigned editorials represent the opinion ol the majority ol the Editorial Board Saint Mary's Editor„ ...... Sandy Cerimele Graphic Arts Manager...... Laura Stanton Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the views ol their authors Column space Photo Editor...... Jim Carroll is available to all members ol the school community, and the tree expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged Accent page ______8 Tuesday, February 23, 1988 ‘Slap Maxwell’: a real hit

arsh or bitter derision or probably the most popular. tasteless remarks seem to be Hirony," "a sharply ironical She's a seductive, sassy, “slap- Slap's keys to success; taunt or gibe, " and “a sneering happy" woman who loves to however, this quality permeates or cutting remark" are just a tease Slap-even though she's all aspects of the show. few of the ways a dictionary engaged. She's the only The sarcasm is carried as far might define "sarcasm." woman-or person for that as possible without offending However, an avid TV viewer matter-who can truly under­ viewers. While some may find may use simply two words to stand (and manipulate) Slap, the humor insulting, most en­ define this term: Slap Maxwell. nelson is the source of one joy this comedy, which seems to be Dabney Coleman's “claim to fame. " Jo e Bucolo The second “gem" is even more brilliant than the first. To be continued... “Slap Maxwell" has a continu­ ing storyline, which is a rare characteristic of a dramedy. “The Slap' Maxwell Story, of the show's trademarks: the The episodes do not have indi­ airing on Wednesdays at 9:30 “glass eye" jokes. Slap is con­ vidual plots, but help to con­ p.m., is ABC's new dramedy stantly kidding nelson about tinue the season's running starring Dabney Coleman. The his glass eye-only the latter storylines. show's central figure, Slap Max­ doesn't have one! These scenes In recent weeks, for example. well, is an arrogant, egotistical are funny and clever, and not Slap tries to remarry his ex- sports columnist for a finan­ at all insulting despite the fact wife. After weeks of arguing cially struggling newspaper. that they may sound so in and bickering-not to mention Seeing that Slap can only writing. almost getting shot-Slap vouch that half the things he Annie, Slap's “e x ," is crucial manages to win back Annie's writes are true, it is no wonder to the show since she brings love and she agrees to remar­ the paper is in trouble. out what little romance Slap ry. However, in his typically Other characters include the has inside him; yet, Slap con­ blunt manner. Slap changes his staff secretary, Judy Ralston stantly annoys her. He pushes mind on the day of the wed­ (Megan Gallagher), Slap's ex- her to such extremes that, in ding, leaving Annie at the altar. wife Annie Maxwell (Susan one episode, she pulls a gun This incident gives rise to Amspoch); Slap's story editor, on him. (Hey, there's someth­ “Slap Maxwell's" newest addi­ Nelson Kruger (Brian Smiar), ing Maddie should try on tion to the cast, Shirley Jones. Dabney Coleman stars as smart-aleck sports writer Slap Maxwell. and The Dutchman" (Bill David!) Yes, Mrs. Partridge assum es Cobbs), a bartender. What makes this show so the role of Kitty Molan, Slap's out a tune to win Slap back. that proves to America just how The characters are realistic, aappealing? There are two main old flame. Jones adds a much “The Slap' Maxwell Story" stimulating television can be. refreshing switch from so many attributes of the show that put needed touch of class to the and its lead-in “Hooperman" It's nice to see real situations other series' “perfect " charac­ it on a level above the rest. show and will make guest ap­ make up one of television's in which real characters ters. Each has a unique per­ The first is the sarcastic pearances in several episodes. best hours of viewing. “Slap operate...even if one does have sonality. next to Slap, Judy is humor. Sarcasm and seemingly Who knows? Maybe she'll belt Maxwell" is a clever, witty show a glass eye. Endowment advances peace studies

Associated Press struck by the provocative and continually been in conflict with “This endowment provides a African studies. WILLIAMSBURG, Va.-The penetrating nature of his each other," Bill points out. gigantic and generous boost to The center also oversees the widow of a man whose dream id eas," says Dr. James A. Bill, Reves proposed an interna­ our program," says Bill. “Our operation of the university's 13 was world peace has found a waya noted authority on the Middle tional federal system whereby aconcerns in international study-abroad programs in loca­ to further his ideas more than 40 East and director of the center. higher rule by law would wield studies are basic; they deal tions ranging from Europe and years after his international best The major premise of “The ultimate authority. with survival. the Caribbean to the People's seller on the subject was pub­ Anatomy of Peace" is that as “This international structure “We re interested in studying Republic of China. lished. long as there are nation-states must have the force of law and whether violent conflict is inevi­ Mrs. Reves became interested Wendy Reves, a native of Texas with geographical boundaries the agreement of the great table to mankind," he says. in supporting international now living in France, has and competing interests, then powers behind it to be effec­ “We re concerned with the is­ studies at William and Mary honored her late husband, war is inevitable. tive," explains Bill, who notes sues of war, peace, world or­ through her contact with Emery Reves, by committing $3 “His predictions on nation­ that Reves was critical of both der, international justice and friends in Williamsburg who million to endow the Center for states have been borne out a the League of Mations and the U.S. foreign policy. Interna­ share her late husband's com­ International Studies at the Col­ half century later," says Bill. United Mations, which he tional studies are designed to mitment to world peace. lege of William and Mary here, “We continue to live in a viol­ believed were not equal to the enable us to confront sensi­ Frank Shatz, a local newspa­ to insure that vital issues on ent world of war and interna­ task of keeping the peace. tively and realistically these per columnist, told Mrs. Reves world peace are studied and per­ tional conflict." “It may be time to go back kinds of problems." of the university's plans for the petuated. and look at Reves' ideas," says A very basic way of promot­ center. Shatz, an emigre from “When I read Reves' book. Since the book was pub­ Bill. “Perhaps we should re­ ing international problem­ Czechoslovakia, had read The Anatomy of Peace, I am lished in 1945, “Mations have examine his perceptive diag­ solving is through the study of “Anatomy of Peace" before nosis and then work from foreign languages, says Bill. fleeing the Communist there. With nuclear arsenals “William and Mary already hastakeover of his country. ever-present, the stakes in­ the foundation of a strong in­ “It became my bible," says volved in this enterprise could ternational studies program Shatz, “transforming me into a be no less than human sur­ because of its longstanding faithful disciple of Emery vival." emphasis on foreign language Reves." During Shatz' first The Reves gift will endow study," he points out. return to Europe, he decided to virtually all of the William and Unlike many universities, visit Reves, “to pay my respects Mary Center's activities. It will William and Mary over the to the man who had so be used to establish a distin­ years has maintained its profoundly influenced my out­ guished visiting scholar-in- foreign language requirement look on world events. " residence program and to fund for graduation. Reves, who was born in Hun­ academic conferences, library The Center for International gary and later became a British acquisitions, multimedia re­ Studies serves as a coordinat­ citizen, invested in European sources, academic research ing office for William and Mary industry after World War II. He and scholarships. undergraduates majoring in was also founder and president The endowment also will be international studies; this in­ of Cooperation Publishing Co. used to establish a peace prize cludes East Asian, Latin Ameri­ and Cooperation Press Service, recognizing an individual who can and Soviet-Russian studies an international syndicate embodies Emery Reves' com­ as well as international rela­ publishing the views of leading mitment to international peace. tions. A minor is offered in statesmen. Reves died in 1981. Tuesday, February 23, 1988 Business page 9 Internships give the experience that puts you above the rest Olympic business e? Who, Who?- Chrysler, that’s who. The Calgary Games By STEVE CLAEYS ognize that some fields are only point out exactly why you represent the first time that General Motors has not ad­ Business Writer found in a few areas. The would be a worthwhile intern. vertised during the Winter Olympics. GM had exclusive majority of substantial govern­ Always remember that you are rights for car advertising, but decided to pass after ABC There are many obstacles be­ ment internships, for example, literally selling yourself. asked for a $50 million fee. In addition, GM lost its right of tween you and that perfect job. are concentrated in Washing­ You should be agressive, but first refusal for the 1992 Winter Games. One is the oldest Catch-22's ton D C. How much money you not intimidating. Offering to be Chrysler took advantage of the situation by purchasing of the business world. You can­need to make is also an impor­ interviewed is one way to one-half of the advertising. When Chrysler purchased Amer­ not get a job unless you have tant factor in choosing a field. assert yourself without being ican Motors, the deal included AMC’s one-fourth of the ad­ experience, and you cannot getGenerally, private sector in­ too pushy. Another method is vertising. Ford Motor Company also has 25 percent.______experience unless you have a ternships pay much better than to follow up your letter with a job. Another is when the inter­ those in the government or with telephone call a week or two Wholihan and viewer looks you in the eye and a research institute. Some­ later. asks, “What can you offer my times the only internships Your letters should also go company?” Or worse yet, available in a field hardly pay out as early as possible. April Claeys “Exactly why do you want to at all or are voluntary. Re­ and May are often too late to Business Briefs enter this field?” member, however, that you are start an internship search. Companies tend to give out in­ What is an ambitious studentnot working solely to earn e t Dumb Olympic Ads- With the millions companies are to do? money, but also to gain experi­ ternships first come, first spending to advertise during the Olympics, you would think It all comes down to differen­ence that will pay off in the fu­ served. that at least their commercials would be half-decent. Coke, tiating yourself from the ture. One question remains: who however, wins the Business Brief Annual Stupid Ad Award crowd. This also holds true for The next step is to look for a do you send your resumes to? with their commercial featuring the hockey player and the getting into graduate school. company, government agency, Trade magazines, government figure skater. While the idea of an American hockey player You need something special to or research institute in the field almanacs, and research jour­ skating with a presumably Eastern Bloc figure skater may make you stand out from the of your choice. nals are one source of names look good on paper, the commercial comes across as sickenly thousands of other applicants. One way to do this is to use and addresses. sweet. Instead of promoting goodwill, this commercial An internship is one way of the many internship guides in The most important source of provokes an opposite reaction with its unreality. One Notre getting into that job or school the Career and Placement Li­ this information, however, are Dame student commented, “I’d love to crosscheck that figure of your choice. brary. Career and Placement other people. Talk to someone skater into the wall.” Interviewers and admissions also has job announcements for associated with the field, such o- P.O. Box Z- Business Week reports on a nifty product committies highly regard in­ internships along with a packet as a professor. Do not be afraid that those of us who receive volumes of mail will appreciate. ternships for several reasons. illustrating how to apply for on- to draw upon acquaintances, AES Technology’s new MailSystem opens envelopes and First, an internship shows that campus internship interviews. friends of the family, or any removes their contents. Bundles of 150 envelopes are placed you are definitely interested in The Career and Placement other connections you may in the system and sprayed with a chemical. The 180 degree your field. Internships also il­ Center has two drawbacks have. Often these people are heat opens the envelope, while the rest of the unit stacks the lustrate that you can handle the though. First, everyone uses it. more than happy to help out contents. AES Technology is pushing the $475,000 machine responsibilities of the working The positions listed in the in­ and may lead you directly to towards businesses that receive over 600,000 envelopes a world such as being to work on ternship guides will probably an internship. month. Roommates should probably chip in for this one. time and getting along with be pursued by thousands of ap­ The key to getting an intern­ cr Student Bashing- Over the past few years students delin­ others. Finally, an internship plicants, thus becoming hightly ship is to investigate every pos­ quent in paying off their student loans have been under fire. shows that you have ambition competitive. This also holds sible avenue. They are often being portrayed as the prime debtors to the because, as we will see, landing true for the positions posted by government. An Office of Management and Budget report, on internship is not easy. the Center. A second drawback Remember that no intern­ however, reveals that while $5.7 billion is owed to the gov­ In addition, many personalis that you are exposed only to ship will be perfect. Sometimes ernment by students, $51 billion is owed in back taxes and benefits can also be found in anthose employees who have an an office will not know what to tax penalties, and $11.8 billion is owed to the government in internship. Internships allow established and relatively do with you at first, or mis­ unpaid farm loans. Apparently, instead of going after it’s you to explore a field without large internship program. This judge your abilities. If this hap­ largest debtors the government would rather attack students becoming overly committed. severely limits the number of pens politely confront your who are politically weak. Such is the price of student apathy. They are a chance to experi­ internships you can apply for. boss about the situtation. Often e t Master of the Obvious Award- This week’s winner is ment and see where your inter­ A second method to findinghe or she will not know of your Carrie Dolan. In her feature article on aspirin, the staff ests lie. An internship also an internship is on your own.problems unless you point reporter for The Wall Street Journal said that chemical com­ gives you an opportunity to see This can be much more time them out. panies make about 90 billion aspirin tablets a year. Dolan the working world in action. consuming and frustrating, but Do not be surprised, then states, “If all those tablets were stacked on top of each You experience everything often results in a unique andhowever, if you are given sec­ other, they would make a very high stack.” Thanks Carrie. from fighting traffic to office enjoyable internship. Often a retarial work, especially How high would that stack be? 284,090.91 miles gossip. Most importantly, an company or organization does during your first few days. internship gives you the con­ not consider having an internEvery internship has it’s grunt nections to get the job you want until someone applies for an in­work, be it making copies or What America is Drinking later on. ternship, or they may take in­ delivering packages. The first step in obtaining an terns but not widely publicize An internship can be a valu­ (estimated billions of gallons consumed in 1987) internship is to decide exactly it. able experience, both in obtain­ what field you want to intern The basis of a personal in­ ing it and being an intern. No in. ternship is sending out as manymatter what field you intern in 50 When choosing a field, keep coverletters and resumes as or how you get your internship, Soft Drinks a number of things in mind. Ifpossible. it will definitely be an asset 43.4 you are limited to working near Your coverletter and resume when you pursue a job or home during the summer, rec­must look professional, and graduate school in the future. Coffee Grants to aid Indiana students 25.3 Associated Press tance to ensure that Hoosiers qualified for aid under the attending public and privateoriginal formula because some INDIANAPOLIS -A supple­ colleges and universities in In­of the schools are reasonably mental financial aid program diana would pay about the priced, Lilly officials said. sponsored by Lilly Endowmentsame proportion of their col­ “The supplemental awards Inc. will provide grants to anlege exposes. represent our attempt to fine- estimated 4,100 additional stu­ During the 1987-88 school tune our program of financial dents at private colleges in In­year, more than 11,000 students assistance,” said William diana this year, the endowmentreceived grants under the pro­Bonifield, vice president for announced Monday. gram. Those grants averaged education at the endowment. Last year the endowment in­$550. “We never intended to penalize Source: Beverage Industry itiated a seven-year, $50 mil­ However, few students at In­ the independent colleges that lion package of financial assis­ diana private colleges have held the line on costs. Wish your friends a happy Question: How do you birthday with Observer people daily? Answer: Buy Observer advertising. Call 239-6900 Call 239 -6900 . Tuesday, February 23, 1988 page 10 The Observer Nowosielski fenced against Il­ (Nowosielski).” streaks. linois, each posting impressive In foil, Yehuda Kovacs and “To tell you the absolute Streak 3-0 records. Derek Holeman both posted 2-1 truth, streaks are just for the WE'D LIKE TO continued from page 16 Nowosielski ended the records, for the only other recordbooks,” he said. “The REMIND YOU THAT THE against Illinois, with the only season as the only Irish fencer above .500 records. only people who they might be UNCENSORED CONTENT to have a perfect season (24-0), The team ended the regular important to is the kids. I don’t OF THIS NEWSPAPER IS victory came from freshman MADE POSSIBLE BY Matt Mergen in reserve. and he did it as a freshman. season with a 24-1 (.960) record. really pay attention to them.” “Unless we screw them up in The 98-meet winning streak is This weekend, both the men’s THE CONSTITUTION OF On a brighter note, three THE UNITED STATES. freshmen went undefeatedcoaching, these freshmen can second-longest in Notre Dame and women’s team will travel over the weekend. Phil Leary start up a new streak compa­ history, the longest one being to Detroit to compete in the THE CONSTITUTION T h e words w e live by was 6-0 in foil, Leszek rable to any we’ve had,” said 122 meets over the 1975-80 Great Lakes Championships. Nowosielski was 4-0 in sabre, DeCicco, “especially when you seasons, all under DeCicco’s The men have won the last four 1 , m and Dave Kirby went 5-0 in the have freshmen leading the coaching. DeCicco, however, Great Lakes Championships same weapon. Leary and team in winning percentagedoesn’t keep track of the and the women the last two.

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Vegas, North Carolina and The Owls received 44 first- Syracuse rounded out the Top place votes and 1,231 points Ten for the week. s o from the nationwide panel of The Wolverines, 21-4, were sportswriters and 10th last week, but jumped to broadcasters to remain the No. seventh with 831 points. 1 team for the third consecutive Seton Hall 89, Pitt 72 week. Purdue, 22-2, held second EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J.- with 10 first place votes and -Mark Bryant scored eight of his 1,185 points after Big Ten Con­ career-high 32 points in an 18-2 ference victories over then-No. run late in the second half to 13 Iowa and Indiana. Arizona,lead Seton Hall to a 89-72 Big 25-2, remained third with three East Conference upset of No. 6 first place votes and 1,114 Pittsburgh Monday night. 0 points, four more than No. 4 Seton Hall, 18-10 overall and Oklahoma, which got five first- 6-7 in the Big East, relied on its place votes after improving its defense as much as offense in record to 24-2. the late going, holding Pit­ Duke, which received the tsburgh to just one basket in final first-place vote, improved the final seven minutes in win­ one place to fifth with 1,001 ning for the fifth time in six points. The Blue Devils, 20-3, games.______

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By JOHN GREEN Pearson. Pearson was ranked Sports Writer among the top ten wrestlers in the country going into the meet. It was a rough weekend for “Mark really wrestled well,” the Notre Dame wrestling McCann said. “He proved that team as it suffered a pair of he is definitely one of the top losses to Central Michigan andfreshman wrestlers in the Indiana and saw its duel meetcountry.” record fall to 6-6. Also on Sunday, 142-pounder Friday the Irish traveled to Ron Wisniewski won his second Mt. Pleasant, Mich., to meet a match of the weekend, and tough Central Michigan squad.Chris Geneser bounced back Back-to-back victories by 134- from that controversial loss at pound junior Jerry Durso andCentral Michigan on Friday • • * 142-pound senior Ron Wis­night to pull out a win for the - m wl niewski, coupled with wins by Irish at 177 pounds. The Observer / Rob Regovic freshmen Mark Gerardi (158) Despite the losses over the and Todd Tomazic (167), putweekend, coach Fran McCann Notre Dame’s Glenn Watson (second from right) at the Indiana Intercollegiates this past weekend, has reason to be optimistic qualified for the IC4A’s in the 55-meter hurdles Watson recorded a time of 7.49 to qualify. points on the board for Notre Dame, but the rest of the team about his team. After having came up short as Central Mic­ one of their most intense prac­ higan decisioned the Irish by atices of the season on Monday final count of 27-12. morning. McCann feels that his Track takes fourth at Purdue Among the decisions which Irish are ready to bounce back By MIKE SULLIVAN where Notre Dame captured from a recent ankle injury, ran went against the Irish was a against Marquette on Satur­ day, and then give a strong Sports Writer three of the top seven places. a 1:04 in the 500 meters, and controversial pin by a Central Senior co-captain Dan Garrett Watson had to ward off some Michigan wrestler of Notre showing in the NCAA Going into last weekend’s In­placed first with a time of 8:09, shoving and pushing in qualify­Dame’s Chris Geneser. Regionals and Nationals in diana Intercollegiates held onfollowed by junior Ron ing for the IC4A’s in the 55 me­ McCann claimed Geneser wasMarch. the campus of Purdue Univer­Markezich in second at 8:15, ter high hurdles with a time of choked on the pin, but the ref­ “ I said at the start of the sity, the Irish track team had and junior Mike O’Rourke 7:49. eree ignored the Irish coach’s season that I expected to be .500 a goal of finishing in the top placed seventh with a time of complaints. in duel meets this year, and three. The Irish narrowly 8:37. “Glenn ran a great race,” Things didn’t get any betterthat’s exactly where we are missed that goal, however, Both Garrett’s and said Piane. “It was a real for coach Fran McCann’s Irish now,” McCann said. “Plus, we finishing fourth out of 20 teamsMarkezich’s times were good breakthrough for him. It was two days later as they traveled have done very well in our in- behind Purdue, Indiana Stateenough to qualify for the unfortunate he got sluggedto Bloomington for a Sunday af­vitationals this season. We line and Indiana. IC4A’s. Other Irish athletes around the way he did. I mean,ternoon meet. The combination up much better in tournament- “We were a m atter of a few placing high in the meet were the race resembled the Pitt- of a good Hoosier team and a style meets. We are a good, places out of third place,” said freshman Jeff Smith, who Georgetown brawl.” travel-weary squad of Irish solid tournament team. Irish head coach Joe Piane. jumped 23 feet, 7 inches to wrestlers proved to be too “Another encouraging sign is The Irish turned in severalfinish fourth in the long jump. While the fourth place finish much as Indiana pinned a 30-10that the kids came into practice outstanding performances, in­Sophomore Mike Rogan may appear good to the casual loss on the Irish. after the Indiana meet with cluding Mike O’Connor, whoqualified foe the IC4A’s in the observer, the Irish aren’t Mark Gerardi provided one much improved attitudes. Our placed second in the mile run800 meters by running a satisfied. of the few bright spots for the spirits are really high now. The with a time of 4:09. 1:52:98, good enough to place “ Show me a coach and a Notre Dame on the afternoon nationals are the big time, and “Mike did a really good job,” sixth. team that is satisfied with when he came through with a we re going to be ready for said Piane. “It was an ex­ Piane also had some very key fourth and I’ll show you a team big win over Indiana’s Mike them.” tremely competitive race.” performances turned in by sop­on its way out,” said Piane. The highlight of the meet for homores Van Searcy and Glenn “We can run better and we the Irish was the 3000 meter run Watson. Searcy, returning will.” 1988

had some opportunities to put Bob Harstad led Creighton Sophomore some pressure on the Irish, the with 12 points, while Rivers led Literary Irish shots just wouldn’t fall. Notre Dame with 13. continued from page 16 Creighton hit just 12 of 35 Festival for 23 (48 percent). The Irish second-half shots (39.7 per­ had eight turnovers to sevent cent). for the Bluejays. Notre Dame Despite the frustrating loss, was a paltry 5 of 12 from the Creighton head coach Tony free throw line, but the Irish Barone was not discouraged. LIFTS A BEACH. were able to dominate the “I thought it was a real pos­ boards, grabbing 20 rebounds itive experience for my kids,” to only nine (all defensive he said. “Our problem was not Until thejlixxliinteis <>l

CALGARY, Alberta-Bonnie provided a measure of revenge Blair lifted Americans’ morale for her team. and medals count in speed Blair’s time of 39.10 seconds skating Monday, winning the nipped the world record set women’s 500-meter sprint in minutes earlier by her East world-record time. German arch-rival, Christa “I think I just got it on guts,” Rothenburger. In the men’s said Blair after becoming only 1,500 meters Saturday, Ameri­ the fourth American woman to can Eric Flaim saw his world win a gold medal in speedrecord last only five minutes skating and the first since before East German Andre Sheila Young won the 500 in Hoffman beat it and took the 1976. gold. “I really didn’t watch (Rothenburger) skate, but I did “She looked to me and I gave see her time. But this past week her the thumbs up,” said I had gone a lap that I knew Flaim, who settled for silver. would be good enough to beat“She did a heck of a job.” her,” she said. “That’s what I kept telling myself, that I could Rothenburger took the silver AP Photo go faster.” behind Blair, while the bronze Bonnie Blair became just the fourth American sprint Monday. Her world-record time of 39.10 It also was the fourth U.S. went to East Germany’s Karen woman to have ever won a medal In a skating edged East German rival Christa Rothenburger. medal of this Olympics, the Kania, her sixth Olympic event when she captured the gold In the 500-meter second in speed skating, and itmedal, in 39.24 seconds. Soviets, East Germans dominate medal count

CALGARY, Alberta-The So­ the Soviets earned a silver as triple medal winners, Vladimir jumping gold medalist. He’s downhill events, women’s luge, viet Union won the two-man their medal count mounted toSmirnov, who skied the first leg been waiting since last Wed­bobsleds and ski jumping. bobsled Monday, and gold was18, six more than East Ger­ of the cross-country relay. nesday. Wind had delayed the final going East at the Winter Olym­ many. two runs of the two-man pics, where unusual weather Rob McCormack, chief of bobsled competition from mor­ forced the Games’ 10th The Soviets lead with seven competition for the event, ning until afternoon. Soviet postponement in 10 days. golds, compared with six for called the waiting “psychologi­ driver Ianis Kipours had taken East Germany, which won the cal torture,” and internationalover the lead on the second run Sigrid Wolf gave Austria its silver and bronze in the bobsled jumping official Torbjorn Yg- Sunday as deteriorating track third gold medal earlier in the to raise its medal count to 12. Cold, biting winds up to 35gaseth of Norway said it was conditions caused by warm day, setting up a Rocky Moun­No other country has more than mph forced the second delay of “mental cruelty.” weather and blowing sand tain duel with Switzerland forthree. the 90-meter ski jump. Matti slowed East German driver Alpine supremacy. Of 25 gold medals awarded Nykanen of Finland, who won Since the Games began Feb. Wolfgang Hoppe. The Swedes, meanwhile, fi­ at the Games so far, the Soviets at 70 meters, will have to wait 13, wacky weather, ususally Hoppe won the silver, his nally won a cross-country race, and East Germans have 13. The until Tuesday to try to become high winds, has delayed com­four-run aggregate only .71 the 40-kilometer relay, while Soviets also have one of two the Winter Games’ first double petition in men’s and women’sseconds behind Kipours

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6:30 P.M. Source: Associated Press TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1988 Sports Briefs ROOM 122 Candidates for cheerleadingand leprechaun tryouts should attend an organizational meeting Sunday, HAYES-HEALY BUILDING Feb. 28 at 7 p.m. in the football auditorium of the JACC. Requirements will be addressed and applications dis­ tributed. Instructional clinics will be held the following Mon­ day and Thursday evenings. Proof of insurance is necessary for clinics. For more information, call John Romney (272- 8718) or Margo Ball (4068). -The Observer

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Men’s Bookstore Basketball sign-ups will be Sunday, February 28 from 12-4 p.m. page 14 The Observer Tuesday, February 23, 1988 ytCr- :------:------Volleyball Club’s success merits promotion The Athletic Department recently promoted three The Irish are making one west-coast trip this the Irish could compete on this level Saturday. The women’s club sports-soccer, golf and softball-to season, but Boulac says a varsity program would team lost to lOth-ranked Indiana-Purdue Ft. Wayne the varsity level. have to make several of these trips during the 15-13, 15-12, 15-12, but showed it can be a force on While those programs will definitely maintain the season to be successful. The cost involved in thesethis level. rich tradition of Irish athletics, it seems that the trips would be unreasonable. “I thought it was the best we played all year,” Athletic Department passed on another group “At times, it’s really frustrating,” Club President Anderson said. “The players are not intimidated deserving of varsity recognition-the Men’s Volley­Jim Sullivan said, “because we put so much timeany longer. They finally decided to pull it together. ball Club. into it. We could be a volleyball powerhouse.” It was the first time in Notre Dame volleyball his­ The Volleyball Club currently is 16-4 and has Other varsity teams, however, travel just as tory that we scored double figures against a varsity rolled over most of its opponents in straight games much if not more than the volleyball team would. team. We definitely are ready to move up.” this season. Three losses have come at the hands The fencing team holds just one home meet, al­ Anderson contends that other Midwest club of varsity programs, programs that have the ad­ though a number of teams competed in it. The wres­schools are waiting for someone to make the first vantage of recruiting and backing by their athletic tling team has traveled to Las Vegas, St. Louis, Air move before going varsity. departments. Force and Wyoming. The swimming team spent “If Notre Dame goes varsity, I look for other “We are one of the most successful programs on semester break in Arizona and traveled to Boston schools like Michigan to go varsity,” Anderson campus,” Irish coach Bill Anderson says matter- College and Providence.______predicts. “Michigan State is on a one-year program of-factly. this season.” Now it seems that this would be a clear-cut case. Greg The Irish have proven they can compete with The obvious solution is to promote the program to varsity teams. This team is as competitive as any varsity status. In reality, though, the situation isGuffey at Notre Dame and draws bigger crowds than any much more complicated. of the sports promoted earlier in the year. I’m not Assistant Athletic Director Brian Boulac says the Sports Writer saying that the volleyball team is more deserving volleyball program applied for varsity recognition than these sports. That’s not the point. and received consideration. The final decision wasTrue, the fencing team is one of the top powers not to promote the club. in the country, but Anderson says his squad couldThe Athletic Department should review the case The main reason for the denial was that only very easily achieve this status. The Midwest Inter­ again, disregarding the issue of money. This time three teams compete on the varisty level in the collegiate Volleyball Association of Ball State, Ohio the decision should be based on the ability of the Midwest -Ball State, Ohio State and Indiana PurdueState and IUPU-Ft. Wayne needs one more teamteam to compete against the top teams in the Ft. Wayne. Most of the volleyball powerhouses are to round out the conference. It looks as if Gracelandcountry. located on the east and west coasts. College of Iowa will join the conference. The winner “Ball State and Ohio State have to go to the coasts of the conference gets an automatic bid to the NCAA At the present, the program is not improving by to play their games, ” Boulac said, “and that be­ Championships. playing other club teams that have no intention of comes an expensive ordeal. There was some con­ “They already play each other four times a year,” advancing to varsity status. The men’s volleyball sideration, but it was not sufficient right now toAnderson said, “and that gets redundant.” team could be one of the top powers in the country, make a move.” Anderson and his team erased any doubts thatbringing more recognition to Notre Dame. Sweep continued from page 16 can afford to do that and allow the freshmen and sophomores to compete. They did a beauti­ ful job.” How to run pur Brian Rini won most valu­ able swimmer honors in win­ ning the 200, 500 and 1650 frees­ tyle events. Dave Thoman won the 100 and 200 backstroke. Bill Jackoboice won the 100 butter­ fly, Tom Penn the 100 freestyle own snow and Paul Godfrey the 200 but­ terfly. The 400 relay team of Tom Blank, Rini, Sean Barry and Thoman also took first. For the women, Byrne was second in the 1650 free and the 200 backstroke and sixth in the 100 free. She was part of two ttiir iiuouiii second-place relay teams. 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For details, pick up an application on campus Or Richter in one-and three-meter call 1-800-THE-CARD and ask for a student application. diving and Acampora in the 200 The American Express Card. backstroke. ______Monday's Results Don't Leave School Without ItSk Notre Dame 66, Creighton 54 Creighton (54) M FG-A FT-A R F P Gallagher 31 4-10 0-0 3 5 8 H arstad 38 6-15 0-0 4 1 12 O ’Dowd 14 0-2 0-0 1 3 0 Farr 29 4-11 3-4 2 4 11 M ason 33 4-9 0-0 3 3 9 Cole 10 1-2 0-0 0 3 2 M oser 2 0-0 0-0 0 1 0 Rodgers 1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Roggenburk 27 4-7 0-0 2 3 12 Johnson 15 0-2 0-0 4 4 0 200 23-58 3-4 19 27 54

FG Pet. - .397. FT Pet. - .750. Team rebounds - 1. Turnovers - 12. Assists - 10 (Mason 5). 3-point FG - Farr 0-1, Mason 1-5, Cole 0-1, Roggenburk 4-6. Technicals - none. Notre Dame (66) M FG-A FT-A R F P Stevenson 27 4-9 2-4 3 2 10 Voce 39 3-7 3-4 13 2 9 Robinson 12 3-5 1-1 4 1 7 Fredrick 33 2-5 4-6 2 1 8 Rivers 34 2-11 9-11 4 1 13 Singleton 6 1-1 3-5 0 0 5 Connor 5 1-1 0-0 0 0 2 Ellery 5 0-1 0-0 0 0 0 J. Jackson 10 1-1 0-0 1 1 2 Paddock 29 4-5 2-3 12 0 10 200 21-46 24-34 39 8 66

FG Pot. - .457. FT Pet. - .706. Team rebounds - 4. Turnovers - 17. A ssists - 12 (Rivers 6). 3-point FG - Rivers 0-1, Technicals ■Bjgfwsj RELATED -none. ■services Halftime - Notre Dame 27, Creighton 27. Tuesday, February 23, 1988 The Observer page 15 Campus The Daily Crossword

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MOVIES THIS WEEK SPONSORED BY SUB WEST SIDE STORY ANIMAL HOUSE Wed & Thurs $2.00 Friday and Saturday 8 & 10 pm Cushing Auditorium 8 & 10 pm gage 16 SportsI Tuesday, February23, 1988 Singleton sparks Illini end Irish to victory ND fencers’ By RICK RIETBROCK found Paddock for a stuff and streak at 98 Assistant Sports Editor and a foul. Singleton ended his furious By SCOTT BRUTOCAO With just over seven minutes four-minute spree in rousing Sports Writer remaining in the contest, Notre fashion when he stole the ball Dame was clinging to a two- from Rod Mason and took it the In what proved to be the only point lead over Creighton. The length of the court for a layup. blemish on a near-perfect Irish needed a big play from And then he returned to his record (24-1), the men’s fen­ their point guard-and Timfamiliar spot on the bench to cing team lost to arch-rival Il­ Singleton responded. watch Rivers take care of the linois on Saturday, ending their In just over four second-halflead. three season reign over not just minutes, Singleton scored four “Singleton hurt us,’’ said Illinois, but all their regular- points, handed out two assistsCreighton head coach Tony season competition. and added a steal to lead NotreBarone. “Singleton was the key Going into the meet the men Dame on an 11-2 run that gave to the game. He’s got great, held a 97-meet winning streak, the Irish a 56-45 lead. They great quickness. I was not dating back to 1984. That streak went on to take a difficult 66-54 aware that he was as quick as ended on Saturday. win. he is.” Easily making their way The Notre Dame run oc­ Singleton said his intentions through Purdue 24-3 at the com­ curred with a lineup of were very simple. petition, the Irish increased the Singleton, Joe Fredrick, Scott “I just wanted to penetrate streak to 98 before losing to Il­ Paddock, Gary Voce and Kevin and make something happen,” linois 15-12. The team then Ellery. Singleton said. “I wanted to posted a 22-5 victory over Mic­ Singleton, who Irish head co­ draw or foul or dish it down higan State, but in no way did ach Digger Phelps said was his low.” it make up for the previous team’s MVP for the game, Before that late streak, the loss. replaced a struggling David Irish could not put any distance “It was really a disappoint­ Rivers with 8:18 left in the between themselves and ment,” said 27th year Head Co­ game and Notre Dame leading Creighton. Notre Dame had its ach Mike DeCicco. “The main 45-43. The freshman guard fed biggest lead of the first half at problem was that we had seven Fredrick for a left side jumper 15-9, but could never get its of­ 5-4 bouts that we lost. They won to start the the Irish run. fense rolling. Matt Roggenburk the bouts they needed to win Chad Gallagher answered hit three 3-pointers and the the competition.” with a short turnaroundIrish went scoreless for the The many close bouts show jumper, but Singleton was justfinal 2:43 of the half allowing that the Irish fencers were not getting started. He drove right the Bluejays to tie the game at outclassed. Illinois just had the better day. of the lane and drew a foul on27, and allowing the boo birds “When you’re scoring four Gallagher. Singleton hit both to voice their displeasure. free throws. Both teams added their fair touches consistently it means James Farr then got by share to the error-filled first you’re working well,” DeCicco Singleton on the baseline, buthalf. Notre Dame shot 11 for 26 The Observer/Trev Revmond added. “We let them do what as the night would have it, Farr (42 percent), Creighton hit 11 they do best. They’ve proven blew the easy layup. Singleton Irish forward Scott Paddock (43) scored 10 points and pulled down that they’re good fencers, and 12 rebounds to help lead the Irish to a 66-54 victory over Creighton a key match here and there then drove into the lane and see IRISH, page 12 Monday night. won them the meet.” The Illini won several key matches in the epee division, beating Notre Dame by a score Women’s tennis splits pair at Madison of 8-1 in epee, which put the ad­ vantage heavily in their favor. By TIM SULLIVAN Overall, the Irish moved to 5-3 weekend, as she upped her per­ three sets, including a pair of Though Notre Dame countered Sports Writer on the season after a successful sonal record to 5-0 with a pair tie-breaking sets. with a 7-2 foil victory and a very weekend at the Wisconsin of convincing wins. In Satur­ Dasso and freshman Cathy small 4-5 disadvantage in The scores, 1-8 against Wis­ Quadrangular. day’s Wisconsin match, Bradshaw pulled out the twosabre, it was the epee bouts consin and 9-0 against Furman, “Coach (Michelle) Gelfman Cahill’s victory included the biggest victories of the Furman that decided the meet. may lead one to believe that was happy with the weekend only two victorious sets of the match. Both spotted their op­ “We lost some key bouts, the Notre Dame women’s ten­ overall,” said Irish senior and nine-match contest for the ponents a set (Bradshaw via a particularly in epee,” says nis team played very differ­ second-singles player Michelle Irish. close tie- breaker), yet they DeCicco. “You can’t deny that ently in its two matches over Dasso. “We played well. Wis­ The Furman score (9-0) was came away with three set they’re going to win some, but the weekend. consin (now 6-1) was just a not indicative of the match, ac­ victories-Dasso 5-7, 6-2, 7-5, three of our eight losses in epee In reality, however, the team very good team. cording to Dasso, as the action and Bradshaw 6-7 (7-4), 6-3, 6-3 were 5-4 bouts.” played very well in both Freshman sensation CeCe was much more exciting than Notre Dame will next play The starters in epee were 0-7 matches, but was simply out­ Cahill was again the corner­ the final score. Five of the nine host to Colorado Thursday at matched in the first contest. stone of the team ’s effort on the matches were extended to the Eck Pavilion. see STREAK, page 10 Irish swimmers sweep MCC Championships Byrne, MVS Rini lead teams

By GREG GUFFEY peted in five events and tallied 61 Sports Writer points, the exact margin of victory. “It was neat in a coincidental way Senior co-captain Barbara Byrne was that she figured in the final margin of anticipating an enjoyable weekend of victory,” Welsh said. “She was a sig­ watching the rest of the swimming nificant help. It was a tremendous boost team compete in the Midwestern Col­ to the spirit and energy of the team. legiate Conference Championships in We’re lucky that we originally entered Evansville. That, however, never her with the intention of scratching materialized. her.” Expecting to watch from the sidelines The men’s squad easily won the con­ as the Irish went with their youth move­ ference meet, outdistancing Evansville ment, Byrne wound up helping the team589-357. Butler was third with 275 to the conference title. She came out of points. The Irish won convincingly the stands to pace the Irish to a 634-573 despite leaving the juniors behind for victory over Evansville. Xavier took Junior Parents’ Weekend. third with 269 points. “We knew we had a real strong Byrne was in Notre Dame Thursday team ,” Welsh said of the men’s perfor­ when she got the call from coach Tim mance. “What was important to us was Welsh. The team had fallen behind that we won the meet and allowed the Expecting to sit out last weekend’s Mid- the last minute. The decision by Irish co­ early in the meet, and Welsh, who juniors to go to Junior Parents’ west Collegiate Conference champion- ach Tim Welsh paid off as Byrne scored wanted to try using only underclassmenWeekend. The program goal is that we ships, senior co-captain Barbara Byrne 61 points to help the Irish hold off the in this meet, needed the experience of (above) was summoned to Evansville at Aces 634-573 for the championship. Byrne to give them a boost. Bynre com­ see SWEEP, page 14