NetLingo List of Chat Acronyms & Text Shorthand a.k.a. Internet acronyms, text message jargon, abbreviations, initialisms, cyberslang, leetspeak, SMS code, textese

With hundreds of millions of people texting regularly, it's no wonder you've seen this cryptic looking code! Commonly used wherever people get online -- including IMing, SMSing, cell phones, Blackberries, PDAs, Web sites, games, newsgroup postings, in chat rooms, on blogs, or on social media -- these abbreviations are used by people around the world to communicate with each other. NetLingo is also tracking a global list of worldwide text terms and international online jargon!

• !I have a comment • *$Starbucks • **//it means wink wink, nudge nudge • ,!!!!Talk to the hand • 02Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02 • 10QThank you • 1174Nude club • 121One to one • 1337Elite -or- leet -or- L337 • 14it refers to the fourteen words • 143I love you • 1432I Love You Too • 14AA41One for All and All for One • 182I hate you • 187it means murder/ homicide • 190 hand • 1dafulit means wonderful • 2it means to, too, two • 20Location • 24/7Twenty Four Seven, as in all the time • 2bTo be • 2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be • 2b@To Be At • 2BZ4UQTToo Busy For You Cutey • 2B~not2BTo be or not to be • 2d4To die for • 2dayToday • 2DLooToodle oo • 2G2B4GToo Good To Be Forgotten • 2G2BTToo Good To Be True • 2moroTomorrow • 2niteTonight • 2QTToo Cute • 2U2To You Too • 303Mom • 4For, Four • 404I haven't a clue • 411Information • 420Marijuana • 459I love you • 4COLFor Crying Out Loud • 4eForever • 4EAEForEver And Ever • 4evaForever • 4everForever • 4NRForeigner • 4QF*** You • 511Too much information • 53XSex • 5FS5 Finger Salute • 747Let's Fly • 8it means ate, it also refers to oral sex • 831I Love You • 86Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out • 88Hugs and kisses • 8tit means it • 9Parent is watching • 99Parent is no longer watching • ::poof::I'm gone • <3it's a heart • ?I have a question • ?^Hook up? • @it means at • @+French equivalent of CUL8R • @TEOTDAt The End Of The Day • A/NAuthor's Note • A/S/L/PAge/Sex/Location/Picture • A2DAgree to Disagree • A3Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere • AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse • AAFAs A Friend -or- Always And Forever • AAKAsleep At Keyboard • AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact • AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest • AARAt Any Rate • AAR8At Any Rate • AASAlive And Smiling • AATKAlways At The Keyboard • AAYFAs Always, Your Friend • ABAss Backwards -or- Ah Bless • ab/abtabout • ABCAlways Be Creating -or- Collaborating -or- Communicating • ABITHIWTITBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush • ABKAlways Be Knolling • ABT2About To • ACDAlt Control Delete • ACEAccess Control Entry • ACKAcknowledgement • ACORNA Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person • ADADAnother Day Another Dollar • ADBBAll Done Bye Bye • addAddress • addyaddress • ADIDASAll Day I Dream About Sex • ADIHAnother Day In Hell • ADIPAnother Day In Paradise • ADMAye Dios Mio • ADNAdvanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now • ADRAddress • ADVDAdvised • AEAPAs Early As Possible • AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You • AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted • AFAICAs Far As I'm Concerned • AFAICSAs Far As I Can See • AFAICTAs Far As I Can Tell • AFAIKAs Far As I Know • AFAIRAs Far As I Remember • AFAIUAs Far As I Understand • AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It • AFAPAs Far As Possible • AFAYCAs Far As You're Concerned • AFCAway From Computer • AFDNAny F***ing Day Now • AFGOAnother F***ing Growth Opportunity • AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware • AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed • AFJApril Fools Joke • AFKAway From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill • AFPOEA Fresh Pair Of Eyes • AFTAbout F***ing Time • AFUAll F***ed Up • AFWAway From Window • AFZAcronym Free Zone • AGBAlmost Good Bridge • AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else • AIArtificial Intelligence -or- As If • AIAMUAnd I'm A Monkey's Uncle • aightall right • AIHAs It Happens • AIMBAs I Mentioned Before • AIMPAlways In My Prayers • AISBAs I Said Before • AISEAs I Said Earlier • AISIAs I See It • AITRAdult In The Room • AKA or a.k.a.Also Known As • ALAPAs Late As Possible • alconAll Concerned • ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud • ALOTBSOLAlways Look On The Bright Side Of Life • ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally • ALWAin't Life Wonderful • AMAAsk Me Anything • AMAPAs Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible • AMBWAll My Best Wishes • AMFAdios Mother F***er • AMLAll My Love • AMRMTYFTSAll My Roommates Thank You For The Show • ANFAWFOSAnd Now For A Word From Our Sponsor • ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different • ANGBAlmost Nearly Good Bridge • AOASAll Of A Sudden • AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth • AONApropos Of Nothing • AORAgency On Record -or- Album-Oriented Rock • AOYPAngel On Your Pillow • APApple Pie • APACAsia-Pacific • ARAction Required • ASApe Sh** -or- Another Subject • ASAFPAs Soon As F***ing Possible • ASAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact • ASAPAs Soon As Possible • ASAYGTAs Soon As You Get This • ASLAge/Sex/Location • ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies • ATABAin't That A Bitch • ATCAny Two Cards • ATMAt The Moment, Asynchronous Transfer Mode, Automated Teller Machine • ATSLAlong The Same Line • ATSTAt The Same Time • ATWAll The Web, Around The Web, All The Way, At The Weekend • ATWDAgree That We Disagree • AUNTAnd U Know This • AUNTMAnd U Know This Man • AWCAfter While, Crocodile • AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again • AWHFYAre We Having Fun Yet? • AWLTPAvoiding Work Like The Plague • AWNIACAll We Need Is Another Chair • AWOLAbsent Without Leave • AWTTWA Word To The Wise • axit means across • AYCAren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky • AYCEAll You Can Eat • AYFKMWTSAre You F***ing Kidding Me With This Sh** • AYKAs You Know • AYMMAre You My Mother • AYORAt Your Own Risk • AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something • AYTMTBAnd You're Telling Me This Because • AYVAre You Vertical? • BBe • B&EBreaking & Entering • B&FBack and Forth • B/CBecause • B/WBetween • B2ABusiness-to-Anyone • B2BBusiness-to-Business • B2B2CBusiness-to-Business-to-Consumer • B2CBusiness-to-Consumer • B2DBusiness-to-Distributor • B2EBusiness-to-Employee • B2GBusiness-to-Government • B4Before • B4NBye For Now • B4UBefore You • B4YKIBefore You Know It • B@U or BAK@UBack at You • BABYBeing Annoyed By You • BACBad Ass Chick • BAGBusting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin • BAKBack At Keyboard • BAMFBad Ass Mother F***er • bananait means penis • BARBBuy Abroad but Rent in Britain • BAUBusiness As Usual • BBBe Back -or- Buzzard Breath -or- Blessed Be • BB4NBye Bye for Now • BBAMFICBig Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge • BBBBye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief • BBBGBye Bye Be Good • BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel • BBFNBye Bye for Now • BBIABBe Back In A Bit • BBIAFBe Back In A Few • BBIASBe Back In A Sec • BBIAWBe Back In A While • BBLBe Back Later • BBMFICBig Bad Mother F***er In Charge • BBQBar-B-Que -or- Barbeque • BBRBurnt Beyond Repair • BBSBe Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service • BBSDBe Back Soon Darling • BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later • BBTBe Back Tomorrow • BBWBig Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman • BCBecause • BCBGBon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cul Belle Geulle • BCBSBig Company, Big School • BCNUBe Seeing You • bcozbecause • BDBig Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain • BDBI5MBusy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes • BDCBig Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com • BDNBig Damn Number • BDOABrain Dead On Arrival • BDSMBondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism • BEGBig Evil Grin • beosNudge • BFBoyfriend -or- Best Friend • BFDBig F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster • BFEBum F*** Egypt • BFFBest Friends Forever -or- Best Friend's Funeral • BFFNBest Friends For Now • BFFTTEBest Friends Forever Til The End • BFGBig F***ing Gun • BFNBye For Now • BFRBig F***ing Rock • BGBe Good • BGFBest GirlFriend • BHAGBig Hairy Audacious Goal • BHGBig Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl • BHIMBGOBloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old • BHOFBald Headed Old Fart • BIBusiness Intelligence • BI5Back In Five • BIBIBye Bye • BIBOBeer In, Beer Out • BIFBasis In Fact -or- Before I Forget • BILBrother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening • BIOBring It On • BIOIYABreak It Off In Your Ass • BIONBelieve It Or Not • BIOYABlow It Out Your Ass • BIOYEBlow It Out Your Ear • BIOYIOPBlow It Out Your I/O Port • BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose • BITCHBasically In The Clear Homey • BITDBack In The Day • BITFOBBring It The F*** On, Bitch • BJBlow Job • BKABetter Known As • BLBelly Laughing • BLBBLBBack Like Bull, Brain Like Bird • BlkbryBlackberry • BLZRDit means blizzard • BMByte Me • BMFBad Mother F***er • BMGWLBusting My Gut With Laughter • BMOCBig Man On Campus • BMOFBite Me Old Fart • BMOTAByte Me On The Ass • BMSBaby Making Sex • BMWB*tch, Moan, Whine • BNBeen -or- Being • BNDNBeen Nowhere Done Nothing • BNFBig Name Fan • BOBug Off -or- Body Odor • BOAISYBend Over And I'll Show You • BOBBattery Operated Boyfriend • BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch • BOCTAAEBut Of Course There Are Always Exceptions • BODBenefit of the Doubt -or- Board Of Directors • BOFHBastard Operator From Hell • BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again • BONBelieve it Or Not • bookit means cool • BOTECBack Of The Envelope Calculation • BOTLBra On The Loose • BOTOHBut On The Other Hand • BPLMBig Person Little Mind • BRBathroom • BRBBe Right Back • BRICSBrazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa • BRLBelly Roll Laughs • BROBe Right Over • BRTBe Right There • BRUFBig Requirements Up Front • BSBig Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain • BSAAWBig Smile And A Wink • BSBD&NEBook Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience • BSEGBig Sh** Eating Grin • BSFBut Seriously, Folks • BSODBlue Screen of Death • BTByte This • BTABut Then Again -or- Before The Attacks • BTDBored To Death • BTDTBeen There Done That • BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt • BTFLDYit means beautiful day • BTFOBack The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over • BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me • BTNBetter Than Nothing • BTOIYABe There Or It's Your Ass • BTRBetter • BTSOOMBeats The Sh** Out Of Me • BTTTBack To The Top -or- Bump To The Top • BTWBy The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair • BTWBOBe There With Bells On • BTWITIAILWUBy The Way I Think I Am In Love With You • BTYCBetter Than You Can • BTYDBetter Than You Do • BUFFBig Ugly Fat F*** • buhbyebye • bumpBring Up My Post • BWBest Wishes • BWDIKBut What Do I Know • BWIBut What If • BWLBursting With Laughter • BWOBlack, White or Other • BWTMBut Wait, There's More • BYAMBetween You And Me • BYKIBefore You Know It • BYKTBut You Knew That • BYOABring Your Own Advil • BYOBBring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer • BYODBring Your Own Device • BYOWBuild Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine • BYTMEBetter You Than ME • BZBusy • Cit means see, it's also a programming language • c yasee ya • c%dit means could • c%lit means cool • C&GChuckle and Grin • C-PSleepy • C-TCity • C/PCross Post • C/SChange of Subject • C4NCiao For Now • CAACCool As A Cucumber • CASCrack A Smile • CBChat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back • CBBCan't Be Bothered • CBFCan't Be F***ed • CBJCovered Blow Job • CBMCovered By Medicare • cccarbon copy • CD9Code 9 - it means parents are around • CFCoffee Freak -or- Cluster F*** • CFVCall For Vote • CHAClick Here Asshole • chillaxinit means chilling and relaxing • chlnit means chilling • CIAOGoodbye (in Italian) • CICOCoffee In, Coffee Out • CICYHWCan I Copy Your Home Work • CIDConsider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace • CILCheck In Later • CINBAClad In Naught But Air • CIOCheck It Out -or- Chief Information Officer / Chief Internet Officer • CLDit means cold • CLMCareer Limiting Move • CMCall Me • CMAOChortling My Ass Off • CMAPCover My Ass Partner • CMBCall Me Back • CMFCount My Fingers • CMIWCorrect Me if I'm Wrong • CMUCrack Me Up • CNCan • CNPContinued in Next Post • COBClose Of Business • COBRASCome On By Right After School • CODChange Of Dressing • Cof$Church of Scientology • CofSChurch of Scientology • COLChuckle Out Loud -or- Chortling Out Loud • cooshort for cool • COSChange Of Subject -or- it means because • COTCircle Of Trust • CPGConsumer Packaged Goods • CQRTSecurity • CRAFTCan't Remember A F***ing Thing • CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products • CRATCan't Remember A Thing • CRAWSCan't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** • CRBCome Right Back • CRBTCrying Real Big Tears • CRDCaucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency • CRDTCHCKCredit Check • CRSCan't Remember Sh** • CRTLACan't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym • CSCareer Suicide • CS&FCute Sexy & Funny • CSACool Sweet Awesome • CSABRContinued Success And Best Regards • CSLCan't Stop Laughing • CSNChuckle, Snicker, Grin • CTCan't Talk -or- Can't Text • CTACall To Action • CTCCare To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken • CTFDCalm The F*** Down • CTFOCome The F*** On • CTFUCracking The F*** Up • CTMQChuckle To Myself Quietly • CTOCheck This Out • CUSee You -or- Cracking Up • CU46See You For Sex • CUATSCSee You At The Senior Center • CUATUSee You Around The Universe • CULSee You Later • CUL8RSee You Later • CULASee You Later Alligator • CUNSSee You In School • CUNTSee You Next Time -or- Can't Understand Newest Text • CUOLSee You OnLine • CUPLCouple • CUWTACatch Up With The Acronyms • CUZBecause • CWOTComplete Waste Of Time • CWYLChat With You Later • CXCancelled • CxOChief insert title here Officer • CYCalm Yourself • CYACover Your Ass -or- See Ya • CYECheck your Email • CYLSee You Later • CYMCheck Your Mail • CYOSee You Online • CYOHCreate Your Own Happening • CYTSee You Tomorrow • DDad -or- it means the • D&MDeep & Meaningful • d/cdisconnected • d00ddude, also seen as dood • D2DDeveloper-to-Developer or Day-to-Day • D8Date • dathere • DAFUQWhat the F*** • DAMHIKTDon't Ask Me How I Know That • DARFCDucking And Running For Cover • DBADoing Business As • DBABAIDon't Be A Bitch About It • DBBSWFDream Boat Body, Shipwreck Face • DBDDon't Be Dumb • DBEYRDon't Believe Everything You Read • DBMIBDon't Bother Me I'm Busy • DDDue Diligence • DDASDon't Do Anything Stupid • DDGDrop Dead Gorgeous • DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old Sh** • DDWIDon't Dick With It • defDefinitely • DEGTDon't Even Go There • demthem • DENIALDon't Even Notice I Am Lying • desethese • DETIDon't Even Think It • dewddude • deythey • DFDear Friend • DFIKDarn If I Know • DFLADisenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) • DFTBADon't Forget To Be Awesome • DFUDon't F*** Up • DFWLYDon't Forget Who Loves You • DGADon't Go Anywhere • DGAFDon't Give A F*** • DGARADon't Give A Rat's Ass • DGTDon't Go There • DGTGDon't Go There Girlfriend • DGYFDamn Girl You're Fine • DHDear Husband • DHYBDon't Hold Your Breath • DIAFDie In A Fire • DICDrunk In Charge • DIFBETit means what's the difference between • DIKUDo I Know You? • DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn • DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Sh** • DINKDouble Incomes, No Kids • DINRDinner • DIRFTDo It Right the First Time • DISTODid I Say That Outloud? • DITRDancing In The Rain • dittosame here • DITYIDDid I Tell You I'm Distressed • DIYDo It Yourself • DJMDon't Judge Me • DKDon't Know • DKDCDon't Know Don't Care • DLDown Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link • DLTBBBDon't Let The Bed Bugs Bite • DLTMDon't Lie To Me • DMDirect Message • DMIDon't Mention It • DNBL8Do Not Be Late • DNCDoes Not Compute • DNDDo Not Disturb • DNPMPLDamn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing • DOADead On Arrival • DOCDrug Of Choice • DOEDepends On Experience • DOEIGoodbye (in Dutch) • doinit means doing • DORDDepartment Of Redundancy Department • DPDomestic Partner • dpsDamage Per Second • DPUPDon't Poop Your Pants • DQMOTDon't Quote Me On This • DQYDJDon't Quit Your Day Job • DRBDirty Rat Bastard • DRCOWOTODon't Really Care One Way Or The Other • DRIBDon't Read If Busy • DSTR8Damn Straight • DTCDeep Throaty Chuckle • DTFDown To F*** • DTKDown To Kill • DTRTDo The Right Thing • DUIDriving Under the Influence • DUMDo You Masturbate? • DUNADon't Use No Acronyms • dunnoi don't know • DURDo You Remember • DURSDamn You Are Sexy • DUSLDo You Scream Loud? • DUSTDid You See That? • DWDon't Worry • DW2HDon't Work Too Hard • DWBDon't Write Back • DWBHDon't Worry Be Happy • DWHDuring Work Hours • DWIDriving While Intoxicated • DWPKOTLDeep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips • DWSDriving While Stupid • DWWWISurfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated • DWYMDoes What You Mean • DYACDamn You Auto Correct • DYFMDude You Fascinate Me • DYHABDo You Have A Boyfriend? • DYHAGDo You Have A Girlfriend • DYJHIWDon't You Just Hate It When... • DYLIDo You Love It? • DYOFDWDo Your Own F***ing Dirty Work • DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing • E123Easy as One, Two, Three • E2HOEach to His/Her Own • EABOSEat A Bag Of Sh** • EADDEntrepreneurial Attention Deficit Disorder • EAKEating at Keyboard • EAPFSEverything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks • EDErectile Dysfunction • EDMElectronic Document Management -or- Electronic Dance Movement • EEElectronic Emission • EE or EEsEmployee -or- Employees • effinF***ing • EFTElectronic Funds Transfer • EGEvil Grin • EIPEggo Is Preggo • ELEvil Laugh • ELOLEvil Laugh Out Loud • EMExcuse Me • EMAE-Mail Address • EMBMEarly Morning Business Meeting • EMEAEurope, the Middle East, and Africa • EMFBIExcuse Me For Butting In • EMFJIExcuse Me For Jumping In • EMIExcuse My Ignorance • EMLEmail Me Later • EMPEat My Pussy • EMRTWEvil Monkey's Rule The World • EMSGE-Mail Message • EODEnd Of Day -or- End Of Discussion • EOLEnd Of Life • EOMEnd Of Message • EOTEnd Of Thread/Text/Transmission • ESADEat Sh** And Die • ESADYFAEat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole • ESEMEDEvery Second Every Minute Every Day • ESFOADEat Sh** F***Off And Die • ESGEnvironmental, Social, Governance • ESHExperience, Strength, and Hope • ESMFEat Sh** Mother F***er • ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator • ETAEstimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add • ETLAETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA) • ETXEnd of TeXt • every1everyone • EVRE1Every One • EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated • EZEasy • FFriend • F/Uit means to Follow Up • F2FFace-to-Face, a.k.a. face time • F2FmailFace-to-Face mail • F2TFree To Talk • FABFeatures Attributes Benefits • FAFFind A Friend • FAHF***ing A Hot • FAPF***ing A Pissed • FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List • FASBFast Ass Son Bitchii • FATMFoaming At The Mouth • FAVFavorite • FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares • FAWOMFTFrequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time • FAYF*** All Y'all • FBF*** Buddy -or- FaceBook • FBIF***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector • FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat • FBOCDFacebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • FCFSFirst Come, First Served • FCOLFor Crying Out Loud • FCSFirst Customer Ship • FDFFFalling Down F***ing Funny • FDGBFall Down Go Boom • FEFatal Error • FEARForget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover • FFFriends Forever • FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New • FFAFree For All • FFSFor F*** Sake • FFTFood For Thought • FGDAIFuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It • FIFF*** I'm Funny • FIFOFirst In, First Out • FIGJAMF*** I'm Good Just Ask Me • FIGMOF*** It Got My Orders • FIGSFrench, Italian, German, Spanish • FIIKF*** If I Know • FILFather-In-Law • FILFFather I'd Like to F*** • FILTHFailed In London, Try Hong Kong • FINEF***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional -or- F*** It Never Ends • FISHFirst in, Still Here • FITBFill In The Blanks • FKMF*** 'Em • FLAFour Letter Acronym • FLOTUSFirst Lady Of The United States • FLUIDF***ing Look it Up, I Did • FMLF*** My Life • FMLTWIAF*** Me Like The Whore I Am • FMTYEWTKFar More Than You Ever Wanted To Know • FMUTAF*** Me Up The Ass • FNGF***ing New Guy • FOF*** Off • FOADF*** Off And Die • FOAFFriend Of A Friend • FOAGF*** Off And Google • fobthe name for a tool, or form of ID • FOCFree of Charge • FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing • FOGCFear Of Getting Caught • FOLFond of Leather • FOMCFell Off My Chair • FOMCLFalling Off My Chair Laughing • FOMOFear Of Missing Out • FOMOFFear Of Missing Out on Football • FOOTF*** Off Over There -or- go away • FORDFound On Road Dead, Fixed Or Repaired Daily, F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge • FOSFull Of Sh** • FOUOFor Official Use Only • FPOFor Placement Only • FREDF***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device • FRZNit means freezing • FSFor Sale • FSBOFor Sale By Owner • FSRFor Some Reason • FSUF*** Sh** Up • FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet • FTBLFootball • FTBOMHFrom The Bottom Of My Heart • FTCFailure To Communicate • FTEFull Time Employee • FTFF*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face • FTFOIFor The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It • FTLFaster Than Light • FTLOGFor The Love Of God • FTNF*** That Noise • FTRFor The Record • FTRFF*** That's Really Funny • FTTBFor The Time Being • FTWFor The Win -or- F*** The World • FU2F*** You Too • FUBFat Ugly Bastard • FUBARF***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair) • FUBBF***ed Up Beyond Belief • FUBYOYOF*** You Buddy You're On Your Own • FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation • FUJIMOF*** You Jack I'm Movin' On • FUMF***ed Up Mess • FUMFFat Ugly Mother F***er • FUPAFat Upper Pussy Area • FURTBFilled Up and Ready To Burst • FUWF*** You World -or- F*** You Weirdo • FWBFriends With Benefits • FWDForward • FWIWFor What It's Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was • FWOTF***ing Waste Of Time • FYAFor Your Amusement • FYCFor Your Consideration • FYEFor Your Edification • FYEOFor Your Eyes Only • FYFFrom Your Friend • FYIFor Your Information • FYIFVF*** You I'm Fully Vested • FYLTGEFrom Your Lips To Gods Ears • FYMFor Your Misinformation • FYSBIGTBABNFasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night • GGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle • G1Good One • G2GGot to Go • G2GLYSGot To Go Love Ya So • G4IGo For It • G4NGood For Nothing • G9Genius • g98tgood night • GAGo Ahead -or- Good Afternoon • GABGetting A Beer • GAFLGet A F***ing Life • GAFYKGet Away From Your Keyboard • GAGFIGives A Gay First Impression • GAHOYGet A Hold Of Yourself • GALGet A Life • GALGALGive A Little Get A Little • GALHERGet A Load of Her • GALHIMGet A Load of Him • GANBGetting Another Beer • GAPGot A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People • GASGot A Second? • gawdGod • GBGood Bridge • GBGGreat Big Grin • GBHGreat Big Hug • GBTWGet Back To Work • GCGood Crib • GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running • GD&RFGrinning, Ducking and Running Fast • GDIGod Damn It -or- God Damn Independent • GDWGrin, Duck and Wave • GFGirlfriend • GFFGo F***ing Figure • GFIGo For It • GFNGone For Now • GFONGood For One Night • GFRGrim File Reaper • GFTDGone For The Day • GFYGood For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself • GFYMFGo F*** Yourself Mother F***er • GGGood Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling • GGAGood Game All • GGGGGod, God, God, God • GGNGotta Go Now • GGOHGotta Get Out of Here • GGPGotta Go Pee • GGPBLGotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low • GGYGo Google Yourself • GHMGod Help Me • GIGoogle It • GICGift In Crib • GIDKGee I Don't Know • GIGATTGod Is Good All The Time • GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out • GILFGrandmother I'd Like to F*** • GISTGreat Ideas for Starting Things • GIWISTGee, I Wish I'd Said That • GJGood Job • GJPGood Job Partner • GLGood Luck -or- Get Lost • GLAGood Luck All • GLAWDGood Luck And Well Done • GLBGood Looking Boy • GLBTGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender • GLGGood Looking Girl • GLGHGood Luck and Good Hunting • GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I • GMGood Morning -or- Good Move • GMABGive Me A Break • GMAFBGive Me A F***ing Break • GMILYGood Morning I Love You • GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike • GMTA ASDOGreat Minds Think Alike, And So Do Ours • GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves • GNGood Night • gn8good night • GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You • GNOCGet Naked On Cam • GNSGangNam Style • GNSDGood Night Sweet Dreams • GOBGame On B*tcheeez • GOIGet Over It • GOKGod Only Knows • GOLGiggling Out Loud • GOLFGrateful Of Lovely Family -or- Friends • GOOD jobGet Out Of Debt job • GOSGay Or Straight • GOTDPWYDGet Off The Damn Phone While You're Driving • GOWIGet On With It • GOYHHGet Off Your High Horse • GQMFGentleman's Quarterly Mother F***er • GR&DGrinning Running & Ducking • GR2BRGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish • GR8Great • GRASGenerally Recognized As Safe • gratzCongratulations • GROBRGood Riddance Of Bad Rubbish • grrlzgirls, also seen as grrl • GRRRGrowling • GSCGimme Some Credit • GSOASGo Sit On A Snake • GSOHGood Sense Of Humor • GSWGun Shot Wound • GSYJDWURMNKHGood Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat • GTGood Try • GTASCGoing To A Strip Club • GTFOGet The F*** Out • GTFOOHGet The F*** Out Of Here • GTGGot To Go • GTGBGot To Go Bye • GTGPGot To Go Pee • GTHGo To Hell • GTKGood To Know • GTLGym, Tan, Laundry • GTMGiggle To Myself • GTRMGoing To Read Mail • GTSGoogle That Sh** • GTSYGlad To See You • GUDGeographically UnDesirable • guvmentgovernment, also seen as guvmint, gumint • GWIGet With It • GWOTGlorified Waste Of Time • GWSGet Well Soon • GYHOOYAGet Your Head Out Of Your Ass • GYPOGet Your Pants Off • H&KHugs and Kisses • h/oHold On • h/pHold Please • H2CUSHope To See You Soon • H2SHere To Stay • H4UHot For You • H4XX0RHacker -or- To Be Hacked • H9Husband in room • HADVDHave Advised • hag1have a good one • HAGDHave a Great Day • HAGNHave A Good Night • HAGOHave A Good One • hahahait means laughing • HAKHugs And Kisses • HANDHave a Nice Day • HARHit And Run • HAWTLWHello And Welcome To Last Week • HAYHow Are You? • HBHurry Back • HBASTDHitting Bottom And Starting To Dig • HBBHip Beyond Belief • HBIBHot But Inappropriate Boy • HBICHead Bitch In Charge • HBOHelping a Brother Out • HBTUHappy Birthday To You • HBUHow Bout You? • HCCHoly Computer Crap • HDHold • HDGFSHow Does Get F***ed Sound? • HFHello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith • HHFOHell Has Frozen Over • HHHHip Hip Hooray • HHISHanging Head In Shame • HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding • HHOJHa Ha, Only Joking • HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding • HHOSHa Ha, Only Serious • HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours • Hi 5High Five • HIGHow's It Going? • HIHHope It Helps • HIOOCHelp, I'm Out Of Coffee • HIPPOHigher Income People's Personal Opinions • HITAKSHang In There And Keep Smiling • HMFICHead MOFO In Charge • HMUHit Me Up • HNTIHow Nice That/This Is • HNTWHow Nice That Was • HNYHappy New Year • HOHang On -or- Hold On • HOHAHOllywood HAcker • HOICHold On, I'm Coming • HOT PICHot Picture, as in sexy or naked • howruHow Are You • HOYEWHanging On Your Every Word • HPHigher Power • HPOAHot Piece Of Ass • HPPOHighest Paid Person in Office • HRCNit means hurricane • HSIABHaven't Seen It All Before • HSIKHow Should I Know • HTHi There -or- Hat Tip • HTBHang The Bastards • HTHHope This (or That) Helps • HTNOTHHit The Nail On The Head • HUHook Up • HUAHeads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged • HUDHow You Doing? • HUGZHugs • huhwhat • HUYAHead Up Your Ass • HVHave • HWGAHere We Go Again • hxit means history -or- hospital • I 1-D-RI Wonder • I <3 II Love It • I <3 UI Love You • i h8 iti hate it • I&IIntercourse & Inebriation • I-D-LIdeal • IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares • IAEIn Any Event • IAGTKOMI Ain't Got That Kind Of Money • IAITSIt's All In The Subject • IANACI Am Not A Crook • IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV • IANAEI Am Not An Expert • IANALI Am Not A Lawyer • IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties • IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You • IATI Am Tired • IAWI Agree With -or- In Accordance With • IAYMI Am Your Master • IBGYBGI'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone • IBIWISII'll Believe It When I See It • IBKIdiot Behind Keyboard • IBRBI'll Be Right Back • IBTIn Between Technology • IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee • IBTDI Beg To Differ • IBTLIn Before The Lock • ICIndependant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See • ICBWI Could Be Wrong • ICBWICBMIt Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me • ICCLI Couldn't Care Less • ICIHICPCLI Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less • ICWI Can't Wait • ICWUMI See What You Mean • ICYCIn Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care • ICYMIIn Case You Missed It • IDIDentification • ID10TIdiot • IDCI Don't Care • IDGADI Don't Give A Damn • IDGAFI Don't Give A F*** • IDGARAI Don't Give A Rats Ass • IDGII Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved • IDIFTLI Did It For The Lulz • IDKI Don't Know • IDK, my BFF JillI Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill • IDKABTTI Don't Know About That • IDKYI Don't Know You • IDMIt Doesn't Matter • IDRKI Don't Really Know • IDSTI Didn't Say That • IDTAI Did That Already • IDTBBFI Deserve To Be Blown First • IDTSI Don't Think So • IDWTUBI Don't Want To Upset You But • IEFIt's Esther's Fault • IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back • IFABI Found A Bug • IFH8TABXI F***ing Hate This Acronym Bollocks • IFUI F***ed Up • IGGPI Gotta Go Pee • IGTPI Get The Point • IGWSIt Goes Without Saying • IGWSTIt Goes Without Saying That • IGYHTBTI Guess You Had To Be There • IHAI Hate Acronyms • IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message • IHNCI Have No Clue • IHNOI Have No Opinion • IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place • IHUI Hear You • IHYI Heart You -or- I Hate You • IIABDFIIf It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It • IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside • IIMADIf It Makes Any Difference • IINMIf I'm Not Mistaken • IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall • IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly • IITIs It Tight? • IITLYTOIf It's Too Loud You're Too Old • IITMIt's In The Mail • IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink • IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink • IIWIIIt Is What It Is • IIWMIf It Were Me • IJInside Joke • IJPMPI Just Pissed My Pants • IJSI'm Just Saying... • IJWTKI Just Want To Know • IJWTSI Just Want To Say • IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That • IKRI Know, Right? • IKWYMI Know What You Mean • IKYABWAII Know You Are But What Am I? • ILAI Love Acronyms • ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance • ILII Love It • ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard • ILMJI Love My Job • ILUI Love You • ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend • ILYI Love You • ILY2I Like/Love You Too • IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message • IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee • IMAI Might Add • IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion • IMCOIn My Considered Opinion • IMEIn My Experience • IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You? • IMFAOIn My F***ing Arrogant Opinion • imfkd^I am f***ed up • IMGCI Might Get Caught • IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion • IMHIFI Move How I Feel • IMHOIn My Humble Opinion • IMII Mean It • IMJSI'M Just Saying • IMMLI Make Myself Laugh • IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion • IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion • IMOIn My Opinion • IMOOIn My Own Opinion • IMOWHAI Made Out With Him/Her Anyway • IMPOVIn My Point Of View • IMRI Mean Really • IMRUI Am, Are You? • IMSI Am Sorry • INBDIt's No Big Deal • INMPIt's Not My Problem • INNWIf Not Now When? • INPOIn No Particular Order • INUCOSMIt's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk • IOHI'm Outta Here • IONIndex Of Names • IONOI Don't Know • IOTIn Order To • IOTTCOIntuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer • IOUI Owe You • IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down • IOWIn Other Words • IPNI'm Posting Naked • IRLIn Real Life • IRNCOTI'd Rather Not Comment On That • ISAGNI See A Great Need • ISHInsert Sarcasm Here • ISOIn Search Of • ISSI Said So -or- I'm So Sure • ISSOYSI'm So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories • ISSYGTII'm So Sure You Get The Idea • ISTMIt Seems To Me • ISTRI Seem To Remember • ISWCIf Stupid Were a Crime • ISWYMI See What You Mean • ISYALSI'll Send You A Letter Soon • ITAI Totally Agree • ITFAIn The Final Analysis • ITIGBSI Think I'm Going To Be Sick • ITMIn The Money • ITMAIt's That Man Again • ITSIntense Text Sex • ITS A D8It's A Date • ITSFWIIf The Shoe Fits Wear It • IUMIf You Must • IURIIf You Are Interested • IWALUI Will Always Love You • IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again • IWBNIIt Would Be Nice If • IWFUI Wanna F*** You • IWIWUI Wish I Was You • IWSNI Want Sex Now • IYAMIf You Ask Me • IYAOYASIf You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh** • IYCSSNASDSAAAIf You Can’t Say Something Nice About Someone Don’t Say Anything At All • IYDIn Your Dreams • IYDMMAIf You Don't Mind My Asking • IYFDIn Your F***ing Dreams • IYFEGInsert Your Favorite Ethnic Group • IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean • IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do • IYNAEGBTMIf You Need Anything Else Get Back To Me • IYOIn Your Opinion • IYQI Like You • IYSSIf You Say So • IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean • J/CJust Checking • J/JJust Joking • J/KJust Kidding • J/OJerking Off • J/PJust Playing • J/WJust Wondering • J2LYKJust To Let You Know • J4FJust For Fun • J4GJust For Grins • J4T or JFTJust For Today • J5MJust Five Minutes • JADJust Another Day • JAFOJust Another F***ing Onlooker • JAFSJust A F***ing Salesman • JAMJust A Minute • JASJust A Second • JCJust Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ • JDIJust Do It • JDMJJust Doing My Job • JealzJealous • JEOMKJust Ejaculated On My Keyboard • JFHJust F*** Her • JFIJust For Information • JGMBJust Google Me B*tch • JHOJust Helping Out • JHOMJust Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.) • JHOMFJust Helping Out My Friend(s) • JICJust In Case • JKJust Kidding • JM2CJust My 2 Cents • JMOJust My Opinion • JOMLJesus On the Main Line • JOOTTJust One Of Those Things • JOYJesus first, Others second, Yourself last • JPJust Playing • JSUJust Shut Up • JSYKJust So You Know • JTJust Teasing • JTLYKJust To Let You Know • JTOLJust Thinking Out Loud • JTOUJust Thinking Of You • JUADLAMJumping Up And Down Like A Monkey • JWJust Wondering • KOK • KABKick Ass Bitch • KBKick Butt • KBDKeyboard • KCKeep Cool • KCCOKeep Calm & Carry On • kewlit means cool • KFY -or- K4YKiss For You • KHYFKnow How You Feel • KIAKilled In Action • KIBOKnowledge In, Bullsh** Out • KIPPERSKids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings • KIRKeep It Real • KISSKeep It Simple Stupid • KITKeep In Touch • kittyit means pussy • KITYKeep It To Yourself • KKKiss Kiss -or- OK • KKKit means "over" as in, waiting for your reply • KMAKiss My Ass • KMBAKiss My Black Ass • KMFHAKiss My Fat Hairy Ass • KMIMKeep Me In Mind • KMPKeep Me Posted • KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse • KMSLAKiss My Shiny Little Ass • KMUFKiss Me You Fool • KMWAKiss My White Ass • KOKnocked Out • KOKKnock • KOTCKiss On The Cheek • KOTLKiss On The Lips • KPCKeeping Parents Clueless • KSKill Stealer • kudtDutch for f***ed up life • KUTGWKeep Up The Good Work • KWIMKnow What I Mean? • KWSTAKiss With Serious Tongue Action • KYBCKeep Your Bum Clean • KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed • KYNCKeep Your Nose Clean • KYPOKeep Your Pants On • KYSOTIKeep Your Stick On The Ice • LLaugh • L&RLove and Respect • L/MLeft Message • L8RLater • L?^Let's hook up • L@ULaughing At You -or- Laughing About You • LABATYDLife's A Bitch And Then You Die • LAFWListening (but) Away From Window • LAGNAFLets All Get Naked And F*** • LAOJLaughing At Own Joke • LAQLame Ass Quote • LB?W/CLike Bondage? Whips or Chains • LBHLet's Be Honest • LBR and LGRLittle Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room • LBSLaughing But Serious • LBUG or LBIGLaughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay • LDLong Distance -or- Later Dude • LDIMEDILLIGAFLook Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** • LDRLong Distance Relationship • LDTTWALet's Do The Time Warp Again • LFLet's F*** • LFTILooking Forward To It • LFULife"s F***ed Up • LGLife's Good -or- Long Gone • LGBTLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender • LGMASLord Give Me A Sign • LHLaughing Hysterically • LH6Let’s Have Sex • LHKLove Hugs Kisses • LHMLord Have Mercy • LHOLaughing Head Off • LHOSLets Have Online Sex • LHSOLet's Have Sex Online • LHULet's Hook Up • LIBLying In Bed • LIFOLast In, First Out • LIGLet It Go • LIRLet It Rest • LISLaughing In Silence • LJBFLet's Just Be Friends • LKITRLittle Kid In The Room • LLLivin' Large • LLAPLive Long and Prosper • LLOMLike Leno on Meth • LLTLooks Like Trouble • LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause • LM46Let's Meet For Sex • LM4a~##zzzz>Let's Meet For A Joint • LMAOLaughing My Ass Off • LMBAOLaughing My Black Ass Off • LMBPOLaughing My Booty Pop Off • LMFAOLaughing My F***ing Ass Off • LMHOLaughing My Head Off • LMIRLLet's Meet In Real Life • LMKLet Me Know • LMKHTWOFYLet Me Know How That Works Out For You • LMOALeft a Message On your Answering machine • LMPLick My Pussy • LMSLike My Status -or- Learning Management System • LMSOLaughing My Socks Off • LMTALike Minds Think Alike • LMTCLeft a Message To Contact • LMTCBLeft Message To Call Back • loit means hello • LOBLying On Bed • LOKLots Of Kisses • LOLLaughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love -or- Living On Lipitor • LOL WUSSLaugh Out Loud With Unintentional Snort Sound • LOLALaugh Out Loud Again • LOLPMPLaugh Out Loud Peed My Pants • LOLROTF&ICGULaughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor & I Can't Get Up • LOLZLots Of Laughs • LOMBARDLots Of Money But A Right Dick • LOMLLove Of My Life • LONHLights On, Nobody Home • LOOLLaughing Outrageously Out Loud • LOOMMLaughing Out Of My Mind • LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery • LORELearn Once, Repeat Everywhere • LOULaughing Over You • LOVELots Of Voluntary Effort • LPCLead Pipe Cinch • LPOSLazy Piece Of Sh** • LRFLittle Rubber Feet • LSBLife Sucks Balls • LSHITIPALLaughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little • LSHMBHLaughing So Hard My Belly Hurts • LSVLanguage, Sex, Violence • LTFLick The Floor • LTHTTLaughing Too Hard To Type • LTICLaughing 'Til I Cry • LTIOLaughing Til I Orgasm • LTMLaughing To Myself • LTNSLong Time No See • LTNTLong Time, No Type • LTRLong Term Relationship • LTSLaughing to Self • LTTICLook The Teacher Is Coming • LuKit means good luck • LULULocally Undesireable Land Use • lulzlaughs or LulzSec • LUMTPLove You More Than Pie • LUMULove You Miss You • LUMUMILove You Miss You Mean It • luserloser • LUSMLove You So Much • luvit means love • LWRLaunch When Ready • LWULaughing With You • LWYSLook What You Started • LYLove You • LY4ELove You Forever • LYALove You All • LYBLove You Babe • LYCYLBBLove You, See You Later, Bye Bye • LYKYAMYLove You, Kiss You, Already Miss You • LYLLove You Lots • LYLABLove You Like a Brother • LYLASLove You Like A Sister • LYLBLove You Later Bye • LYMILove You, Mean It • LYSOUAQLearn Your Sh** Or Up And Quit • LYSYBLove Ya, See Ya, Bye • LYWAMHLove You With All My Heart • MMom • M2NYMe Too, Not Yet • M4CMeet for Coffee • M4MMen for Men -or- Male for Male • m4wmen for women • M8 or M8sMate -or- Mates • MAMature Audience • MAMILMiddle Aged Men In Lycra • MAYAMost Advanced Yet Accessible • MBMessage Board • MBNMust Be Nice • MBRFNMust Be Real F***ing Nice • MCMMan Crush Monday • MDDoctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director • MDRMort De Rire • MEGOMy Eyes Glaze Over • mehWho cares, whatever • MEJRMy Eyes Just Rolled • MERPModestly Enlightened Rich People • MFMy Friend • MFDMulti-Function Device • MfGMit freundlichen Gruessen • MFICMother F***er In Charge • MFRCMy Fingers Are Crossed • MFWICMother F***er Who's In Charge • MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You • mhhmuh huh -or- yeah • MHOTYMy Hat's Off To You • MHYFMove How You Feel • MIAMissing In Action • MIHMake It Happen • MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please • MILMother-In-Law • MILFMother I'd Like to F*** • MINSMinutes • MIRLMeet In Real Life • MITINMore Info Than I Needed • MKOPMy Kind Of Place • MLAMultiple Letter Acronym • MLASMy Lips Are Sealed • mlmgiving the digital middle finger • MMMarket Maker -or- Merry Meet • MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You • mmkmmm ok • MMLMade Me Laugh • MMYTMail Me Your Thoughts • MOMove On • mobit means mobile • MOFMatter Of Fact • MOFOMother F***er • MOMPLMOMent PLease • MOOMud Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion -or- My Opinion Only • MOOCMassive Open Online Course • MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex • MOPMOment Please • MorFMale or Female • MOSMom Over Shoulder • MOSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex • MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex • MOTDMessage Of The Day • MOTOSMember(s) Of The Opposite Sex • MOTSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex • MPFBMy Personal F*** Buddy • MRAMoving Right Along • MRMMen's Rights Movement • MRPHMail the Right Place for Help • MSGMessage • MSMDMonkey See Monkey Do • MSNUWMini-Skirt No UnderWear • MSTAMust See To Appreciate • MSTMMakes Sense To Me • MTempty -or- Modified Tweet • MTBFMean Time Before Failure • MTFMore To Follow • MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You • MTLAMy True Love Always • MTMMFBWYMay the Micky Mouse Force Be With You • MTSBWYMay The Schwartz Be With You • MTSITNMore Than Ships In The Night • MUAH or MWAHThe sound of a kiss • MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition • MUSLMissing You Sh** Loads • MUSMMiss You So Much • MVAMotor Vehicle Accident • MVA no PIMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury • MVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury • mvtoit means thank you • MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later • MWSMy Wife Says • MYLMind Your Language • MYOBMind Your Own Business • MYTMeet You There • NNo -or- And • N picNice picture • N-A-Y-LIn A While • N/ANot Applicable -or- Not Affiliated • N/MNothing Much • N/TNo Text • N1Nice One • N2MNot To Mention -or- Not Too Much • N2MJCHBUNot Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You? • NANice Ass • NABNot A Blonde • NADTNot A Damn Thing • NAGBNearly Almost A Good Bridge • NAGINot A Good Idea • NAKNursing At Keyboard • NALOPKTNot A Lot Of People Know That • NAMAILUNot As Much As I Love You • NASCARNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks • NATCNot A Text Conversation • natchNaturally • NATONo Action, Talk Only • NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself • NAZName, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) • NBNota Bene • NB4TNot Before Time • NBDNo Big Deal • NBFABNot Bad For A Beginner • NBFABSNot Bad For A Bot Stopper • NBGNo Bloody Good • NBIFNo Basis In Fact • NBLFYNothing But Love For You • NBSNo Bull Sh** • NCNice Crib • NCGNew College Graduate • NDNo Date • NDNIndian • neAny • ne-wayzanyways • ne1Anyone • ne14kfcanyone for KFC? • ne1eranyone here? • Ne2HNeed To Have • NEETNot currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training • NESECAny Second • NEVNeighborhood Electric Vehicle • NEWSNorth, East, West, South • NFBSKNot For British School Kids • NFCNot Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance • NFENo F***ing Excuses • NFFNo F***ing Fair • NFGNot F***ing Good • NFINo F***ing Idea • NFSNeed For Sex -or- Network File System • NFWNo F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way • NGNew Game • NGBNearly Good Bridge • NGHNot Gonna Happen • NHNice Hand • NHOHNever Heard Of Him/Her • NINot Interested • NI4NIAn Eye For Any Eye • NICENonsense In Crappy Existence • NIDLNot Interested, DisLike • NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer • NIGYYSOBNow I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch • NIHNot Invented Here • NIMNo Internal Message • NIMBYNot In My Back Yard • NIMJDNot In My Job Description • NIMQNot In My Queue • NIMYNever In A Million Years • NINONothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output • NISMNeed I Say More • NITLNot In This Lifetime • NIYWFDNot In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams • NJAPFNot Just Another Pretty Face • NLLNice Little Lady • NLTBRONot Likely To Be Run Over • NMNever Mind -or- Nothing Much -or Not Much -or- Nice Move • nm, unot much, you? • NMEEnemy • NMHNot Much Here • NMHJCNot Much Here, Just Chilling • NMPNot My Problem • NMTENow More Than Ever • NMUNot Much, You? • NNNot Now -or- Need • NNCIMINTFZNot Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone • NNRNeed Not Respond • nnshnight night sweet heart • NNWWNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink • NONot Online • no prawno problem • no1it means no one • NOANot Online Anymore • NOFINo OFfence Intended • noobalso seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet • NOSNew Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales • NOYNot Online Yet • NOYBNone Of Your Business • NPNo Problem -or- Nosy Parents • NQANo Questions Asked • NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear • NRNice Roll • NRGEnergy • NRNNo Reply Necessary • NSNice Set -or- No Show • NSANo Strings Attached • NSBNot Sure But • NSFWNot Safe For Work • NSSNo Sh** Sherlock • NSTLCNeed Some Tender Loving Care • NTANot This Again • NTABOMNow That's A Bunch Of Malarkey • NTBNot Too Bright • NTBNNo Text Back Needed • nthnothing • NTIMNot That It Matters • NTIMMNot That It Matters Much • NTKNice To Know • NTLnonetheless • NTMNot That Much • NTMUNice To Meet You • NTTAWWTNot That There's Anything Wrong With That • NTWNot To Worry • NTYMINow That You Mention It • NUBNew person to a site or game • NUFFEnough • NVMNeVer Mind • NVNGNothing Ventured, Nothing Gained • NWNo Way • NWALNerd Without A Life • NWOTNew WithOut Tags • NWRNot Work Related • NWTNew With Tags • NYCNot Your Concern • NYCFSNew York City Finger Salute • OOpponent -or- Over -or- Or • OAOOver And Out • OATUSOn A Totally Unrelated Subject • OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject • OBObligatory • OBEOvercome By Events • OBOOr Best Offer • OBTWOh By The Way • OBXOld Battle Axe • OCOriginal Character -or- Own Character • OCDObsessive Compulsive Disorder • ODTAAOne Damn Thing After Another • OFOld Fart • OFAPOld Fart At Play • ofcof course • OGOriginal Gangsta • OICOh, I See • OICU812Oh I See, You Ate One Too • OIRWISOh I Remember What I Said • OKokay -or- all correct • OLOld Lady • OLLOnLine Love • OLNOnLine Netiquette • OLOOnly Laughed Once • OMOld Man • OMBOh My Buddha • OMDBOver My Dead Body • OMEOh My Evolution • OMFGOh My F***ing God • OMGOh My God • OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard • OMLOh My Lord • OMMAOh My Aching Ass • OMWOn My Way -or- Oh My Word • OMWTOn My Way Too • ONIDOh No I Didn't • ONNAOh No, Not Again • ONNTAOh No, Not This Again • ONUDOh No You Didn't • OOOver and Out • OOAKOne Of A Kind • OOCOut Of Character -or- Out Of Control • OOFOut Of Facility • OOIOut Of Interest • OOOOut Of Office -or- Out Of Commission • OOSOut Of Stock • OOTOut Of Touch • OOTBOut Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue • OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment • OSIFOh Sh** I Forgot • OSINTOTOh Sh** I Never Thought Of That • OSTOn Second Thought • OTOff Topic • OTASOICOwing To A Slight Oversight In Construction • OTCOver The Counter • OTFOn The Floor -or- On The Fone • OTHOff The Hook • OTLOut To Lunch • OTOHOn The Other Hand • OTPOn The Phone • OTROn The Road • OTSOn The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf • OTTOver The Top • OTTOMHOff The Top Of My Head • OTWOff The Wall -or- Otherwise • OUSUOh You Shut Up • ovait means over • OWTTEOr Words To That Effect • OZAustralia • PPartner • P&CPrivate & Confidential • P-ZAPizza • P/UPick Up • P2C2EProcess Too Complicated Too Explain • P2U4URAQTPPeace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie • P3r50nit means person • P911Parent Alert • PAParent Alert • PALParents Are Listening -or- Peace And Love • PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff • PAWParents Are Watching • PAXPassengers • PBPotty Break • PBBParent Behind Back • PBEMPlay By EMail • PBIABPay Back Is A Bitch • PBJPeanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock • PCPersonal Computer -or- Politically Correct • PCMPlease Call Me • PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms • PDPublic Domain • PDAPersonal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection • PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass • PDQPretty Darn Quick • PDSPlease Don't Shout • PEBCACProblem Exists Between Chair And Computer • PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard • PEEPPeople Engaged and Empowered for Peace • peepspeople • pen15it stands for penis • PFAPulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached • PFCPretty F***ing Cold • PFMPure F***ing Magic • phatPretty Hot And Tempting • PHBPointy Haired Boss • PHSPointy Haired Stupidvisor • PIAPSPig In A Pant Suit • PIBKACProblem Is Between Keyboard And Chair • PICNICProblem In Chair, Not In Computer • PIFPaid In Full • PIMPPeeing In My Pants • PIMPLPeeing In My Pants Laughing • PINPerson In Need -or- Personal Identification Number • PIRParent In Room • PITAPain In The Ass • PITMEMBOAMPeace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother • pixpictures -or- photos • PLOPeace, Love, Out • PLOKTAPress Lots Of Keys To Abort • PLOSParents Looking Over Shoulder • PLSPlease • PLUPeople Like Us • PLURPeace, Love, Unity, Respect • PLZPlease • PMPersonal Message -or- Private Message • PMBIPardon My Butting In • PMFPardon My French • PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In • PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth • PMJIPardon My Jumping In • PMLPissing Myself Laughing • PMPPeeing My Pants • PMSLPissed MySelf Laughing • PNATMBCPay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain • PNATTMBTCPay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain • PNCAHPlease, No Cursing Allowed Here • PNDPossibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device • POPiss Off • po-mopost-modern • POAHFPut On A Happy Face • POAKPassed Out At Keyboard • POETSPiss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday • POMSParent Over My Shoulder • PONAPerson Of No Account • POPPhoto On Profile, Point Of Purchase/Presence, Post Office Protocol • POSParent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh** • POSCPiece Of Sh** Computer • POSSLQPersons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters • POTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Twenty One • POTSPlain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder • POTUSPresident of the United States • POVPoint Of View • PPPersonal Problem • PPLPeople -or- Pay-Per-Lead -or- Pay Per Lead • PPPPPPP or 7PPrior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance • pronporn • PRTPartial ReTweet -or- Party • PRWParents Are Watching • PSPost Script • PSAPublic Service Announcement • PSOProduct Superior to Operator • PTHPrime Tanning Hours • PTLPraise The Lord • PTMMPlease Tell Me More • PTOYEDPlease Turn Off Your Electronic Devices • PTPPardon The Pun • PTPOPPat The Pissed Off Primate • PUThat Stinks • putercomputer • PVPPlayer Versus Player • pwpassword • PWASPrayer Wheels Are Spinning • PWCBPerson Will Call Back • pwmsplaying with myself • pwnown • pwntowned • PWOMSParent Watching Over My Shoulder • PWPPlot, What Plot? • PYFBPay Your F***ing Bill • QQueue -or- Question • Q2CQuick To Cum • Q416it means: Quarter 4 in 2016 • QCQuality Control • QFTQuoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking • qixit means quick • QLQuit Laughing • QLSReply • QOTDQuote Of The Day • QQQuick Question -or- Cry More • QSQuit Scrolling • QTCutie -or- Quiet • QYBQuit Your Bitching • rare • r u da?Are you there? • r u goin?Are you going? • r u there?Are you there? • R&DResearch & Development • R&RRest & Relaxation • RAEBNCRead And Enjoyed, But No Comment • RAFRandom As F*** • RAFORead And Find Out • RATRemotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool • RB@YaRight Back at Ya • RBAYRight Back At You • RBTLRead Between The Lines • RBURainbows, Butterflies, Unicorns • RCRemote Control • RCIRectal Cranial Inversion • RDVReader's Digest Version • RERegards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again • REHIHi Again • RESOReservation • RFDRequest For Discussion • RFPRequest For Proposal • RFRReally F***ing Rich • RFSReally F***ing Soon • rgdsit means regards • RGRRoger • RHIPRank Has Its Privileges • RHKRoundHouse Kick • RI&WRead It And Weep • RIMJSReally I'M Just Saying • RINORepublican In Name Only • RIYLRecommended If You Like • RKBARight to Keep and Bear Arms • RLReal Life • RLCOReal Life Conference • RLFReal Life Friend • RMRemake • RMBRings My Bell • RMETTHRolling My Eyes To The Heavens • RMLBRead My Lips Baby • RMMAReading My Mind Again • RMMMRead My Mail Man • RNRight Now • RNNReply Not Necessary • RNYit means rainy • ROFLRolling On Floor Laughing • ROFLMAORolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off • ROFLMAOASTCRolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat • ROFLOLRolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud • RORRaffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect) • ROTFLRolling On The Floor Laughing • ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off • ROTFLMFAORolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off • ROTFLOLRolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud • ROTGLRolling On The Ground Laughing • ROTGLMAORolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off • ROTMRight On The Money • RPGRole Playing Games • RRQReturn Receipt reQuested • RRRhaR haR haR (instead of LOL) • RSNReal Soon Now • RSVPRepondez S'il Vous Plait • RTReal Time -or- ReTweet • RTBReturning To Base • RTBMRead The Bloody Manual • RTBSReason To Be Single • RTFAQRead The FAQ • RTFFRead The F***ing FAQ • RTFMRead The F***ing Manual • RTFQRead The F***ing Question • RTHRelease The Hounds • RTKReturn To Keyboard • RTM or RTFMRead The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual • RTSRead The Screen • RTSMRead The Silly Manual • RTSSRead The Screen Stupid • RTTSDRight Thing To Say Dude • RTWFQRead The Whole F***ing Question • RUAre You? • RU/18Are You Over 18? • RUFKMAre You F***ing Kidding Me? • RUHAre You Horny? • RUMCYMHMDAre You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose • RUMORFAre You Male OR Female? • RUNTSAre You Nuts? • RUOKAre You OK? • RUSAre You Serious? • RUSOSAre You SOS (in trouble)? • RUTAre You There? • RUUP4ITAre You Up For It? • RU\\18Are You Under 18? • RXRegards • RYFMRead Your Friendly Manual • RYORoll Your Own • RYSRead Your Screen • SSmile • S2RSend To Receive • S2USame To You • S3<==8screwed in the ass • S4BSh** for Brains • S4LSpam For Life • SADADSuck A Dick And Die • SAHMStay At Home Mom • SAIAStupid Asses In Action • SANMStarting A New Message • SAPFUSurpassing All Previous Foul Ups • SBStand By • SBISorry 'Bout It • SBTASorry, Being Thick Again • SBUGSmall Bald Unaudacious Goal • SCStay Cool • SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist • SCOTUSSupreme Court Of The United States • SCUICHTSo Coked Up I Can Hardly Type • SDFBSmoke Dope F*** B*tches • SDKScottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit • secwait a second • SEDSaid Enough Darling • SEGSh** Eating Grin • SEPSomebody Else's Problem • SETESmiling Ear To Ear • SEWAGScientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess • SEXSun Users' Group -or- ALL CAPS for sex • SFSurfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction • SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware • SFBSh** For Brains • SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear • SFLAStupid Four Letter Acronym • SFPSorry For Partying • SFTTMStop F***ing Talking To Me • SFXSound Effects -or- Stage Effects • SGTMSounds Good To Me • SHSh** Happens • SHBShould Have Been • shhhquiet • SHIDSlap Head In Disgust • SHITSugar Honey Ice Tea • SHMILYSee How Much I Love You • SHTit means so hot • SHTFSh** Hits The Fan • SHWASLOMFSitting Here With A Straight Look On My Face • SIASay It Again • SICSpelling Is Correct • SICLSitting In Chair Laughing • SICSSitting In Chair Snickering • SIISeriously Impaired Imagination • SILSister-In-Law • SINStop It Now • SIPSkiing In Powder • SITStay In Touch • SITCOMSingle Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage • SITDStill In The Dark • SITUBISay It Til You Believe It • SIUPSuck It Up Pussy • SIUYAShove It Up Your Ass • SIYSearch Inside Yourself • SJStrong Jaws • sk8erskater • sk8rskater • SknkrSkincare • SLSecond Life • SLAPSounds Like A Plan • SLAWSounds Like A Winner • SLIRKSmart Little Rich Kid • SLMSee Last Mail • SLOMSticking Leeches On Myself • SLTSomething Like That • SMSenior Moment • sm1it means someone • SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message • SMAOSweating My Ass Off • SMARTSelf-Monitoring, Analysis and Reporting Technology • SMBSuck My Balls • SMDSuck My Dick • SMESubject Matter Expert • SMEMSend Me E-Mail • SMHShaking My Head • SMIMSend Me an Instant Message • SMOPSmall Matter of Programming • smtsomething • SNSide Note • SNAFUSituation Normal, All F***ed Up • SNAGSensitive New Age Guy • SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager • SNIFSimple Nice Index File • SNLSame Night Lay • SNNSHWRSit means sun showers • SNNYit means sunny • SOSignificant Other • SOBSon Of a B*tch • SOBTStressed Out Big Time • SODDISome Other Dude Did It • SOEStart Of Exams • SOGOPSh** Or Get Off the Pot • SOHSense Of Humor • SOHFSense Of Humor Failure • SOISelf Owning Idiot • SOIARSit On It And Rotate • SoICSo I See • sokit's ok • SOLSh** Out of Luck -or- Sooner Or Later • solomoSocial, Local, Mobile • some1someone • SOMFSit On My Face • SOMYSick Of Me Yet • SOOYASnake Out Of Your Ass • SOPStandard Operating Procedure • SorGStraight or Gay • SOSSame Old Sh** -or- help • SOSADSame Old Song And Dance • SOTShort On Time • SOTMGShort On Time, Must Go • SOWSpeaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work • sozSorry • spkit means speak • SPOCSingle Point Of Contact • SRLBSpoiled Rotten Little Brat • SROStanding Room Only • srslyseriously • sryit means sorry • SSAAss Backwards • SSCSuper Sexy Cute • SSDDSame Sh** Different Day • SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms • SSIASubject Says It All • STAShort Term Attitude • STBXSoon To Be Ex • STBYSucks To Be You • STDSeal The Deal, Save The Date, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Stuff To Do • STFUShut The F*** Up • STFWSearch The F***ing Web • sthsomething • STHUShut The Hell Up • STMSpank The Monkey • STMLShort Term Memory Loss • STPPYNOZGTWStop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work • STR8Straight • STSSo To Speak • STSTSweet Tea SweeTie • STWSearch The Web • STYSSpeak To You Soon • SUShut Up • SUACSh** Up A Creek • SUAKMShut Up And Kiss Me • SUBShut Up Bitch • SUFISuper Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile • SUFIDScrewing Up Face In Disgust • SULSnooze You Lose • supwhat's up? • suxsucks • SUYFShut Up You Fool • SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways • SWAKSealed (or Sent) With A Kiss • SWALBCAKWSSealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick • SWALKSealed With A Loving Kiss • SWDYTSo What Do You Think? • sweet<3sweetheart • SWFSingle White Female • SWIMSee What I Mean? • SWISSee What I'm Saying • SWITSit and Sweat • SWLScreaming With Laughter • SWMBOShe Who Must Be Obeyed • SWUSo What's Up • SxEStraight Edge • SYKSo You Know • SYLSee You Later • SYSSee You Soon • SYTSee You Tomorrow • s^what's up? • T&CTerms & Conditions • t+it means think positive • t2goTime to Go • T2ULTalk To You Later • T2UTTalk To You Tomorrow • T@YLTalk At You Later • TAThanks Again • TABOMThat's A Bunch Of Malarkey • TABOOMATake A Bite Out Of My Ass • TAFThat's All, Folks • TAFNThat's All For Now • TAHTake A Hike • TAHITMOTSThere's A Hole In The Middle Of The Sea • TAKSThat's A Knee Slapper • TAMThanks A Million • TANJThere Ain't No Justice • TANSITThere's A New Sheriff In Town • TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch • TAPTake A Pill • TARFUThings Are Really F***ed Up • TASTaking A Shower • TAWTeachers Are Watching • TAYNThinking About You Now • TBTitty Bar • TBATo Be Advised • TBCTo Be Continued • TBDTo Be Determined • TBEThick Between Ears • TBHTo Be Honest • TBIUThe Bitch Is Ugly • TBTThrowback Thursday • TBUThinking 'Bout You • TBYBTry Before You Buy • TCTake Care • TCBTrouble Came Back -or- Taking Care of Business • TCOBTaking Care Of Business • TCOYTake Care Of Yourself • TD&HTall, Dark and Handsome • TDMToo Darn Many • TDTMTalk Dirty To Me • TEOTWAWKIThe End Of The World As We Know It • TFToo Funny • TFDSThat's For Darn Sure • TFHThread From Hell • TFLMSThanks For Letting Me Share • TFMThanks From Me • TFMIUThe F***ing Manual Is Unreadable • TFNThanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice • TFSThanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute • TFTCThanks For The Cache • TFTHAOTThanks For The Help Ahead Of Time • TFTTThanks For The Thought • TFTUThanks For The Update • TFXTraffic • TFYSThe F*** You Say • TG4AThank God For Acronyms • TGALThink Globally, Act Locally • TGGTGThat Girl/Guy has Got To Go • TGIFThank God It's Friday • THX or TX or THKSThanks • TIAThanks In Advance • TIAILThink I Am In Love • TICTongue In Cheek • TIGASThink I Give A Sh** • TILFTeacher I'd Like to F*** • TILIITell It Like It Is • TIMETears In My Eyes • TINGTESThere Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks • TINWISThat Is Not What I Said • TISCThis Is So Cool • TISLThis Is So Lame • TISNCThis Is So Not Cool • TISNFThat Is So Not Fair • TISNTThat Is So Not True • TJBNJThis Job Beats No Job • TKTo Come • TKOTechnical Knock Out • TKU4UKThank You For Your Kindness • tl;drtoo long; didn't read • TLAThree Letter Acronym • TLCTender Loving Care • TLGOThe List Goes On • TLITBCThat's Life In The Big City • TLK2UL8RTalk To You Later • TMTrust Me • TMAToo Many Acronyms • TMALSSTo Make A Long Story Short • TMIToo Much Information • TMSAISTIThat's My Story And I'm Sticking To It • TMSGOToo Much Sh** Going On • TMTOWTDIThere's More Than One Way To Do It • TNATemporarily Not Available • TNCTongue In Cheek • TNTTil Next Time • TNTLTrying Not To Laugh • TNXThanks • to go nookleerto explode • TOBALThere Oughta Be A Law • TOBGThis Oughta Be Good • TOMTomorrow • TOMTBTaking Off My Training Bra • TOONshort for cartoon • TOPCATil Our Paths Cross Again • TOTTons Of Time • TOYThinking Of You • TPTeam Player -or- TelePort -or- Thanks Pal -or- Toilet Paper • TPCThe Phone Company • TPIYPTo Put In Your Prayers • TPSThat's Pretty Stupid • TPTTrailor Park Trash • TPTBThe Powers That Be • TQMTotal Quality Management • TRAMThe Rest Are Mine • TRDMCTears Running Down My Cheeks • tripdubit means www • TRNDOit means tornado • trootrue • TRPTelevision Rating Points • TSTough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks • TSBTall, Sexy, Beautiful • TSHToo Stinkin' Hot • TSIAThis Says It All • TSIFThank Science It's Friday • TSNFThat's So Not Fair • TSOBTough Son Of a B*tch • TSRTotally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules • TSRATwo Shakes of a Rat's Ass • TSTBThe Sooner, The Better • TTBig Tease • TTATap That Ass • TTBOMKTo The Best Of My Knowledge • TTFNTa Ta For Now • TTGTime to Go • TTIOTThe Truth Is Out There • TTKSFTrying To Keep a Straight Face • TTMFTa Ta MOFO • TTSText To Speech • TTTThat's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too • TTTHTalk To The Hand • TTTHTFALTalk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening • TTTKATime To Totally Kick Ass • TTTTTo Tell The Truth • TTULTalk To You Later • TTYAWFNTalk To You A While From Now • TTYIAFTalk/Type To You In A Few • TTYLTalk To You Later -or- Type To You Later • TTYL8RTalk To You Later • TTYOBTend To Your Own Business • TTYSTalk To You Soon • TTYTTalk To You Tomorrow • TUToes Up (as in dead) • TVM4YEMThank You Very Much For Your E-Mail • TWDTexting While Driving • TWHABThis Won't Hurt A Bit • TWHEThe Walls Have Ears • TWIMCTo Whom It May Concern • TWITThat's What I Thought • TWITAThat's What I'm Talking About • TWIWIThat Was Interesting, Wasn't It? • TWSSThat's What She Said • TWTRTwitter • TWUThat's What's Up • TXSThanks • TXTText • TXT IMText Instant Message • TXT MSGtext message • TYThank You • TYCLOTurn Your CAPS LOCK Off • TYGThere You Go -or- Thank You God • TYLText You Later -or- Thank You Lord • TYVMThank You Very Much • uYou • u upare you up? • U-LYou Will • U2You Too • u4eYours ForEver • u8you ate? • UBSUnique Buying State • UCWAPUp a Creek Without A Paddle • UDH82BMEYou'd Hate To Be Me • UDMYou're the Man • UFNUntil Further Notice • UFUFYou F***, You Fix • UG2BKYou've Got To Be Kidding • UGCUser-Generated Content • UGFSUYour Girlfriend's Ugly • UGTRYou Got That Right • UNFUniversal Noise of Fucking • UNOITYou Know It • unPCunPolitically Correct • UNTUntil Next Time • UNTCOYou Need To Chill Out • UOKAre You OK? • UPODUnder Promise Over Deliver • uryou are • UR2KYou Are Too Kind • URAPITAYou Are A Pain In The Ass • URSAIYou Are Such An Idiot • URWYou Are Welcome • URWSYou Are Wise • URYY4MYou Are Too Wise For Me • 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XMEExcuse Me • XOXOHugs and Kisses • XOXOZZZHugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams • XQZTExquisite • XTCEcstasy • XXCCKiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug • YWhy? -or- Yes • YAYet Another -or- You -or- Your • YA yayaYet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) • YABAYet Another Bloody Acronym • YACCYet Another Calendar Company • YAFYoung Angry Female • YAFIYGIYou Asked For It You Got It • YAHOOYou Always Have Other Options • YAJWDYou Ain't Just Whistling Dixie • YAOTMYet Another Off Topic Message • YARBWYRYou're A Right Bleed'n Wanker You Are • YATFMYou Are Too F***ing Much • YATIYou're A Total Idiot • YAUNYet Another Unix Nerd • YBYou B*tch • YBFYou've Been F***ed • YBSYou'll Be Sorry • YBYYeah Baby Yeah • YBYSAYou Bet Your Sweet Ass • YCMTSUYou Can't Make This Sh** Up • YCMUYou Crack Me Up • YCTYour Comment To • YDKMYou Don't Know Me • YEPPIESYoung Experimenting Perfection Seekers • YFWife • YGBKYou Gotta Be Kidding • YGBSMYou Gotta Be Sh**ing Me • YGLTYou're Gonna Love This • YGMYou've Got Mail • YGTBKYou've Got To Be Kidding • YGWYPFYou Get What You Pay For • YHMYou Have Mail • YICYours In Christ • YIUYes, I Understand • YIWGPYes, I Will Go Private • YKWYou Know What? • YKWIMYou Know What I Mean • YLHYour Loving Husband • YLLOYou Lie Like Obama • YLWYour Loving Wife • YMYour Mother • YMAKYou May Already Know • YMALYou Might Also Like • YMBKMYou Must Be Kidding Me • YMMDYou Make My Day -or- You Made My Day • YMMVYour Mileage May Vary • YMYBNYCSIIYou Made Your Bed Now You Can Sleep In It • YNGBTYou're Not Gonna Believe This • YNKYou Never Know • YOLOYou Only Live Once • Yoopersomeone from U.P. • YOYOYou're On Your Own • YRYeah Right -or- you -or- your • YRYOCCYou're Running on Your Own Cuckoo Clock • YSYou Stinker • YSANYou're Such A Nerd • ysdiw8why should i wait? • YSICWhy Should I Care? • YSKYou Should Know • YSYDYeah, Sure You Do • YTBYou're The Best • YTRNWYeah That's Right, Now What? • YTTMYou Talk Too Much • YTTTYou Telling The Truth? • YUMPIYoung Upwardly Mobile Professional Idiot • YUPPIESYoung Urban Professionals • YVWYou're Very Welcome • YWYou're Welcome • YWIAYou're Welcome In Advance • YY4UToo Wise For You • YYSSWYeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever • Zit means said • zergTo gang up on someone • ZMG or ZOMGOh My God • ZZZSleeping, Bored, Tired • \M/Heavy Metal Music • ^5High Five • ^RUP^Read Up Please • ^URSUp Yours

Source: http://www.netlingo.com/acronyms.php

• I have a comment • *$Starbucks • **//it means wink wink, nudge nudge • ,!!!!Talk to the hand • 02Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02 • 10QThank you • 1174Nude club • 121One to one • 1337Elite -or- leet -or- L337 • 14it refers to the fourteen words • 143I love you • 1432I Love You Too • 14AA41One for All and All for One • 182I hate you • 187it means murder/ homicide • 190 hand • 1dafulit means wonderful • 2it means to, too, two • 20Location • 24/7Twenty Four Seven, as in all the time • 2bTo be • 2B or not 2BTo Be Or Not To Be • 2b@To Be At • 2BZ4UQTToo Busy For You Cutey • 2B~not2BTo be or not to be • 2d4To die for • 2dayToday • 2DLooToodle oo • 2G2B4GToo Good To Be Forgotten • 2G2BTToo Good To Be True • 2moroTomorrow • 2niteTonight • 2QTToo Cute • 2U2To You Too • 303Mom • 4For, Four • 404I haven't a clue • 411Information • 420Marijuana • 459I love you • 4COLFor Crying Out Loud • 4eForever • 4EAEForEver And Ever • 4evaForever • 4everForever • 4NRForeigner • 4QF*** You • 511Too much information • 53XSex • 5FS5 Finger Salute • 747Let's Fly • 8it means ate, it also refers to oral sex • 831I Love You • 86Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out • 88Hugs and kisses • 8tit means it • 9Parent is watching • 99Parent is no longer watching • ::poof::I'm gone • <3it's a heart • ?I have a question • ?^Hook up? • @it means at • @+French equivalent of CUL8R • @TEOTDAt The End Of The Day • A/NAuthor's Note • A/S/L/PAge/Sex/Location/Picture • A2DAgree to Disagree • A3Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere • AAAAAAmerican Association Against Acronym Abuse • AAFAs A Friend -or- Always And Forever • AAKAsleep At Keyboard • AAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact • AAMOIAs A Matter Of Interest • AARAt Any Rate • AAR8At Any Rate • AASAlive And Smiling • AATKAlways At The Keyboard • AAYFAs Always, Your Friend • ABAss Backwards -or- Ah Bless • ab/abtabout • ABCAlways Be Creating -or- Collaborating -or- Communicating • ABITHIWTITBA Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush • ABKAlways Be Knolling • ABT2About To • ACDAlt Control Delete • ACEAccess Control Entry • ACKAcknowledgement • ACORNA Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person • ADADAnother Day Another Dollar • ADBBAll Done Bye Bye • addAddress • addyaddress • ADIDASAll Day I Dream About Sex • ADIHAnother Day In Hell • ADIPAnother Day In Paradise • ADMAye Dios Mio • ADNAdvanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now • ADRAddress • ADVDAdvised • AEAPAs Early As Possible • AFAGAYA Friend As Good As You • AFAHMASPA Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted • AFAICAs Far As I'm Concerned • AFAICSAs Far As I Can See • AFAICTAs Far As I Can Tell • AFAIKAs Far As I Know • AFAIRAs Far As I Remember • AFAIUAs Far As I Understand • AFAIUIAs Far As I Understand It • AFAPAs Far As Possible • AFAYCAs Far As You're Concerned • AFCAway From Computer • AFDNAny F***ing Day Now • AFGOAnother F***ing Growth Opportunity • AFIAAAs Far As I Am Aware • AFINIAFIA Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed • AFJApril Fools Joke • AFKAway From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill • AFPOEA Fresh Pair Of Eyes • AFTAbout F***ing Time • AFUAll F***ed Up • AFWAway From Window • AFZAcronym Free Zone • AGBAlmost Good Bridge • AGKWEAnd God Knows What Else • AIArtificial Intelligence -or- As If • AIAMUAnd I'm A Monkey's Uncle • aightall right • AIHAs It Happens • AIMBAs I Mentioned Before • AIMPAlways In My Prayers • AISBAs I Said Before • AISEAs I Said Earlier • AISIAs I See It • AITRAdult In The Room • AKA or a.k.a.Also Known As • ALAPAs Late As Possible • alconAll Concerned • ALOLActually Laughing Out Loud • ALOTBSOLAlways Look On The Bright Side Of Life • ALTGAct Locally, Think Globally • ALWAin't Life Wonderful • AMAAsk Me Anything • AMAPAs Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible • AMBWAll My Best Wishes • AMFAdios Mother F***er • AMLAll My Love • AMRMTYFTSAll My Roommates Thank You For The Show • ANFAWFOSAnd Now For A Word From Our Sponsor • ANFSCDAnd Now For Something Completely Different • ANGBAlmost Nearly Good Bridge • AOASAll Of A Sudden • AOBAbuse Of Bandwidth • AONApropos Of Nothing • AORAgency On Record -or- Album-Oriented Rock • AOYPAngel On Your Pillow • APApple Pie • APACAsia-Pacific • ARAction Required • ASApe Sh** -or- Another Subject • ASAFPAs Soon As F***ing Possible • ASAMOFAs A Matter Of Fact • ASAPAs Soon As Possible • ASAYGTAs Soon As You Get This • ASLAge/Sex/Location • ASLMHAge/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies • ATABAin't That A Bitch • ATCAny Two Cards • ATMAt The Moment, Asynchronous Transfer Mode, Automated Teller Machine • ATSLAlong The Same Line • ATSTAt The Same Time • ATWAll The Web, Around The Web, All The Way, At The Weekend • ATWDAgree That We Disagree • AUNTAnd U Know This • AUNTMAnd U Know This Man • AWCAfter While, Crocodile • AWGTHTGTTAAre We Going To Have To Go Through This Again • AWHFYAre We Having Fun Yet? • AWLTPAvoiding Work Like The Plague • AWNIACAll We Need Is Another Chair • AWOLAbsent Without Leave • AWTTWA Word To The Wise • axit means across • AYCAren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky • AYCEAll You Can Eat • AYFKMWTSAre You F***ing Kidding Me With This Sh** • AYKAs You Know • AYMMAre You My Mother • AYORAt Your Own Risk • AYSOSAre You Stupid Or Something • AYTMTBAnd You're Telling Me This Because • AYVAre You Vertical? • BBe • B&EBreaking & Entering • B&FBack and Forth • B/CBecause • B/WBetween • B2ABusiness-to-Anyone • B2BBusiness-to-Business • B2B2CBusiness-to-Business-to-Consumer • B2CBusiness-to-Consumer • B2DBusiness-to-Distributor • B2EBusiness-to-Employee • B2GBusiness-to-Government • B4Before • B4NBye For Now • B4UBefore You • B4YKIBefore You Know It • B@U or BAK@UBack at You • BABYBeing Annoyed By You • BACBad Ass Chick • BAGBusting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin • BAKBack At Keyboard • BAMFBad Ass Mother F***er • bananait means penis • BARBBuy Abroad but Rent in Britain • BAUBusiness As Usual • BBBe Back -or- Buzzard Breath -or- Blessed Be • BB4NBye Bye for Now • BBAMFICBig Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge • BBBBye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief • BBBGBye Bye Be Good • BBFBBMBody By Fisher, Brains By Mattel • BBFNBye Bye for Now • BBIABBe Back In A Bit • BBIAFBe Back In A Few • BBIASBe Back In A Sec • BBIAWBe Back In A While • BBLBe Back Later • BBMFICBig Bad Mother F***er In Charge • BBQBar-B-Que -or- Barbeque • BBRBurnt Beyond Repair • BBSBe Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service • BBSDBe Back Soon Darling • BBSLBe Back Sooner or Later • BBTBe Back Tomorrow • BBWBig Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman • BCBecause • BCBGBon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cul Belle Geulle • BCBSBig Company, Big School • BCNUBe Seeing You • bcozbecause • BDBig Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain • BDBI5MBusy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes • BDCBig Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com • BDNBig Damn Number • BDOABrain Dead On Arrival • BDSMBondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism • BEGBig Evil Grin • beosNudge • BFBoyfriend -or- Best Friend • BFDBig F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster • BFEBum F*** Egypt • BFFBest Friends Forever -or- Best Friend's Funeral • BFFNBest Friends For Now • BFFTTEBest Friends Forever Til The End • BFGBig F***ing Gun • BFNBye For Now • BFRBig F***ing Rock • BGBe Good • BGFBest GirlFriend • BHAGBig Hairy Audacious Goal • BHGBig Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl • BHIMBGOBloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old • BHOFBald Headed Old Fart • BIBusiness Intelligence • BI5Back In Five • BIBIBye Bye • BIBOBeer In, Beer Out • BIFBasis In Fact -or- Before I Forget • BILBrother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening • BIOBring It On • BIOIYABreak It Off In Your Ass • BIONBelieve It Or Not • BIOYABlow It Out Your Ass • BIOYEBlow It Out Your Ear • BIOYIOPBlow It Out Your I/O Port • BIOYNBlow it Out Your Nose • BITCHBasically In The Clear Homey • BITDBack In The Day • BITFOBBring It The F*** On, Bitch • BJBlow Job • BKABetter Known As • BLBelly Laughing • BLBBLBBack Like Bull, Brain Like Bird • BlkbryBlackberry • BLZRDit means blizzard • BMByte Me • BMFBad Mother F***er • BMGWLBusting My Gut With Laughter • BMOCBig Man On Campus • BMOFBite Me Old Fart • BMOTAByte Me On The Ass • BMSBaby Making Sex • BMWB*tch, Moan, Whine • BNBeen -or- Being • BNDNBeen Nowhere Done Nothing • BNFBig Name Fan • BOBug Off -or- Body Odor • BOAISYBend Over And I'll Show You • BOBBattery Operated Boyfriend • BOBFOCBody Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch • BOCTAAEBut Of Course There Are Always Exceptions • BODBenefit of the Doubt -or- Board Of Directors • BOFHBastard Operator From Hell • BOHICABend Over Here It Comes Again • BONBelieve it Or Not • bookit means cool • BOTECBack Of The Envelope Calculation • BOTLBra On The Loose • BOTOHBut On The Other Hand • BPLMBig Person Little Mind • BRBathroom • BRBBe Right Back • BRICSBrazil, Russia, India, China, South Africa • BRLBelly Roll Laughs • BROBe Right Over • BRTBe Right There • BRUFBig Requirements Up Front • BSBig Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain • BSAAWBig Smile And A Wink • BSBD&NEBook Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience • BSEGBig Sh** Eating Grin • BSFBut Seriously, Folks • BSODBlue Screen of Death • BTByte This • BTABut Then Again -or- Before The Attacks • BTDBored To Death • BTDTBeen There Done That • BTDTGTSBeen There, Done That, Got The T-shirt • BTFLDYit means beautiful day • BTFOBack The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over • BTHOOMBeats The Heck Out Of Me • BTNBetter Than Nothing • BTOIYABe There Or It's Your Ass • BTRBetter • BTSOOMBeats The Sh** Out Of Me • BTTTBack To The Top -or- Bump To The Top • BTWBy The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair • BTWBOBe There With Bells On • BTWITIAILWUBy The Way I Think I Am In Love With You • BTYCBetter Than You Can • BTYDBetter Than You Do • BUFFBig Ugly Fat F*** • buhbyebye • bumpBring Up My Post • BWBest Wishes • BWDIKBut What Do I Know • BWIBut What If • BWLBursting With Laughter • BWOBlack, White or Other • BWTMBut Wait, There's More • BYAMBetween You And Me • BYKIBefore You Know It • BYKTBut You Knew That • BYOABring Your Own Advil • BYOBBring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer • BYODBring Your Own Device • BYOWBuild Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine • BYTMEBetter You Than ME • BZBusy • Cit means see, it's also a programming language • c yasee ya • c%dit means could • c%lit means cool • C&GChuckle and Grin • C-PSleepy • C-TCity • C/PCross Post • C/SChange of Subject • C4NCiao For Now • CAACCool As A Cucumber • CASCrack A Smile • CBChat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back • CBBCan't Be Bothered • CBFCan't Be F***ed • CBJCovered Blow Job • CBMCovered By Medicare • cccarbon copy • CD9Code 9 - it means parents are around • CFCoffee Freak -or- Cluster F*** • CFVCall For Vote • CHAClick Here Asshole • chillaxinit means chilling and relaxing • chlnit means chilling • CIAOGoodbye (in Italian) • CICOCoffee In, Coffee Out • CICYHWCan I Copy Your Home Work • CIDConsider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace • CILCheck In Later • CINBAClad In Naught But Air • CIOCheck It Out -or- Chief Information Officer / Chief Internet Officer • CLDit means cold • CLMCareer Limiting Move • CMCall Me • CMAOChortling My Ass Off • CMAPCover My Ass Partner • CMBCall Me Back • CMFCount My Fingers • CMIWCorrect Me if I'm Wrong • CMUCrack Me Up • CNCan • CNPContinued in Next Post • COBClose Of Business • COBRASCome On By Right After School • CODChange Of Dressing • Cof$Church of Scientology • CofSChurch of Scientology • COLChuckle Out Loud -or- Chortling Out Loud • cooshort for cool • COSChange Of Subject -or- it means because • COTCircle Of Trust • CPGConsumer Packaged Goods • CQRTSecurity • CRAFTCan't Remember A F***ing Thing • CRAPCheap Redundant Assorted Products • CRATCan't Remember A Thing • CRAWSCan't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** • CRBCome Right Back • CRBTCrying Real Big Tears • CRDCaucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency • CRDTCHCKCredit Check • CRSCan't Remember Sh** • CRTLACan't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym • CSCareer Suicide • CS&FCute Sexy & Funny • CSACool Sweet Awesome • CSABRContinued Success And Best Regards • CSLCan't Stop Laughing • CSNChuckle, Snicker, Grin • CTCan't Talk -or- Can't Text • CTACall To Action • CTCCare To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken • CTFDCalm The F*** Down • CTFOCome The F*** On • CTFUCracking The F*** Up • CTMQChuckle To Myself Quietly • CTOCheck This Out • CUSee You -or- Cracking Up • CU46See You For Sex • CUATSCSee You At The Senior Center • CUATUSee You Around The Universe • CULSee You Later • CUL8RSee You Later • CULASee You Later Alligator • CUNSSee You In School • CUNTSee You Next Time -or- Can't Understand Newest Text • CUOLSee You OnLine • CUPLCouple • CUWTACatch Up With The Acronyms • CUZBecause • CWOTComplete Waste Of Time • CWYLChat With You Later • CXCancelled • CxOChief insert title here Officer • CYCalm Yourself • CYACover Your Ass -or- See Ya • CYECheck your Email • CYLSee You Later • CYMCheck Your Mail • CYOSee You Online • CYOHCreate Your Own Happening • CYTSee You Tomorrow • DDad -or- it means the • D&MDeep & Meaningful • d/cdisconnected • d00ddude, also seen as dood • D2DDeveloper-to-Developer or Day-to-Day • D8Date • dathere • DAFUQWhat the F*** • DAMHIKTDon't Ask Me How I Know That • DARFCDucking And Running For Cover • DBADoing Business As • DBABAIDon't Be A Bitch About It • DBBSWFDream Boat Body, Shipwreck Face • DBDDon't Be Dumb • DBEYRDon't Believe Everything You Read • DBMIBDon't Bother Me I'm Busy • DDDue Diligence • DDASDon't Do Anything Stupid • DDGDrop Dead Gorgeous • DDSOSDifferent Day, Same Old Sh** • DDWIDon't Dick With It • defDefinitely • DEGTDon't Even Go There • demthem • DENIALDon't Even Notice I Am Lying • desethese • DETIDon't Even Think It • dewddude • deythey • DFDear Friend • DFIKDarn If I Know • DFLADisenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) • DFTBADon't Forget To Be Awesome • DFUDon't F*** Up • DFWLYDon't Forget Who Loves You • DGADon't Go Anywhere • DGAFDon't Give A F*** • DGARADon't Give A Rat's Ass • DGTDon't Go There • DGTGDon't Go There Girlfriend • DGYFDamn Girl You're Fine • DHDear Husband • DHYBDon't Hold Your Breath • DIAFDie In A Fire • DICDrunk In Charge • DIFBETit means what's the difference between • DIKUDo I Know You? • DILLIGADDo I Look Like I Give A Damn • DILLIGASDo I Look Like I Give A Sh** • DINKDouble Incomes, No Kids • DINRDinner • DIRFTDo It Right the First Time • DISTODid I Say That Outloud? • DITRDancing In The Rain • dittosame here • DITYIDDid I Tell You I'm Distressed • DIYDo It Yourself • DJMDon't Judge Me • DKDon't Know • DKDCDon't Know Don't Care • DLDown Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link • DLTBBBDon't Let The Bed Bugs Bite • DLTMDon't Lie To Me • DMDirect Message • DMIDon't Mention It • DNBL8Do Not Be Late • DNCDoes Not Compute • DNDDo Not Disturb • DNPMPLDamn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing • DOADead On Arrival • DOCDrug Of Choice • DOEDepends On Experience • DOEIGoodbye (in Dutch) • doinit means doing • DORDDepartment Of Redundancy Department • DPDomestic Partner • dpsDamage Per Second • DPUPDon't Poop Your Pants • DQMOTDon't Quote Me On This • DQYDJDon't Quit Your Day Job • DRBDirty Rat Bastard • DRCOWOTODon't Really Care One Way Or The Other • DRIBDon't Read If Busy • DSTR8Damn Straight • DTCDeep Throaty Chuckle • DTFDown To F*** • DTKDown To Kill • DTRTDo The Right Thing • DUIDriving Under the Influence • DUMDo You Masturbate? • DUNADon't Use No Acronyms • dunnoi don't know • DURDo You Remember • DURSDamn You Are Sexy • DUSLDo You Scream Loud? • DUSTDid You See That? • DWDon't Worry • DW2HDon't Work Too Hard • DWBDon't Write Back • DWBHDon't Worry Be Happy • DWHDuring Work Hours • DWIDriving While Intoxicated • DWPKOTLDeep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips • DWSDriving While Stupid • DWWWISurfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated • DWYMDoes What You Mean • DYACDamn You Auto Correct • DYFMDude You Fascinate Me • DYHABDo You Have A Boyfriend? • DYHAGDo You Have A Girlfriend • DYJHIWDon't You Just Hate It When... • DYLIDo You Love It? • DYOFDWDo Your Own F***ing Dirty Work • DYSTSOTTDid You See The Size Of That Thing • E123Easy as One, Two, Three • E2HOEach to His/Her Own • EABOSEat A Bag Of Sh** • EADDEntrepreneurial Attention Deficit Disorder • EAKEating at Keyboard • EAPFSEverything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks • EDErectile Dysfunction • EDMElectronic Document Management -or- Electronic Dance Movement • EEElectronic Emission • EE or EEsEmployee -or- Employees • effinF***ing • EFTElectronic Funds Transfer • EGEvil Grin • EIPEggo Is Preggo • ELEvil Laugh • ELOLEvil Laugh Out Loud • EMExcuse Me • EMAE-Mail Address • EMBMEarly Morning Business Meeting • EMEAEurope, the Middle East, and Africa • EMFBIExcuse Me For Butting In • EMFJIExcuse Me For Jumping In • EMIExcuse My Ignorance • EMLEmail Me Later • EMPEat My Pussy • EMRTWEvil Monkey's Rule The World • EMSGE-Mail Message • EODEnd Of Day -or- End Of Discussion • EOLEnd Of Life • EOMEnd Of Message • EOTEnd Of Thread/Text/Transmission • ESADEat Sh** And Die • ESADYFAEat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole • ESEMEDEvery Second Every Minute Every Day • ESFOADEat Sh** F***Off And Die • ESGEnvironmental, Social, Governance • ESHExperience, Strength, and Hope • ESMFEat Sh** Mother F***er • ESOEquipment Smarter than Operator • ETAEstimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add • ETLAETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA) • ETXEnd of TeXt • every1everyone • EVRE1Every One • EWIE-mailing While Intoxicated • EZEasy • FFriend • F/Uit means to Follow Up • F2FFace-to-Face, a.k.a. face time • F2FmailFace-to-Face mail • F2TFree To Talk • FABFeatures Attributes Benefits • FAFFind A Friend • FAHF***ing A Hot • FAPF***ing A Pissed • FAQLFrequently Asked Questions List • FASBFast Ass Son Bitchii • FATMFoaming At The Mouth • FAVFavorite • FAWCFor Anyone Who Cares • FAWOMFTFrequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time • FAYF*** All Y'all • FBF*** Buddy -or- FaceBook • FBIF***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector • FBKSFailure Between Keyboard and Seat • FBOCDFacebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • FCFSFirst Come, First Served • FCOLFor Crying Out Loud • FCSFirst Customer Ship • FDFFFalling Down F***ing Funny • FDGBFall Down Go Boom • FEFatal Error • FEARForget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover • FFFriends Forever • FF&PNFresh Fields and Pastures New • FFAFree For All • FFSFor F*** Sake • FFTFood For Thought • FGDAIFuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It • FIFF*** I'm Funny • FIFOFirst In, First Out • FIGJAMF*** I'm Good Just Ask Me • FIGMOF*** It Got My Orders • FIGSFrench, Italian, German, Spanish • FIIKF*** If I Know • FILFather-In-Law • FILFFather I'd Like to F*** • FILTHFailed In London, Try Hong Kong • FINEF***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional -or- F*** It Never Ends • FISHFirst in, Still Here • FITBFill In The Blanks • FKMF*** 'Em • FLAFour Letter Acronym • FLOTUSFirst Lady Of The United States • FLUIDF***ing Look it Up, I Did • FMLF*** My Life • FMLTWIAF*** Me Like The Whore I Am • FMTYEWTKFar More Than You Ever Wanted To Know • FMUTAF*** Me Up The Ass • FNGF***ing New Guy • FOF*** Off • FOADF*** Off And Die • FOAFFriend Of A Friend • FOAGF*** Off And Google • fobthe name for a tool, or form of ID • FOCFree of Charge • FOFLFalling on Floor Laughing • FOGCFear Of Getting Caught • FOLFond of Leather • FOMCFell Off My Chair • FOMCLFalling Off My Chair Laughing • FOMOFear Of Missing Out • FOMOFFear Of Missing Out on Football • FOOTF*** Off Over There -or- go away • FORDFound On Road Dead, Fixed Or Repaired Daily, F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge • FOSFull Of Sh** • FOUOFor Official Use Only • FPOFor Placement Only • FREDF***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device • FRZNit means freezing • FSFor Sale • FSBOFor Sale By Owner • FSRFor Some Reason • FSUF*** Sh** Up • FTASBFaster Than A Speeding Bullet • FTBLFootball • FTBOMHFrom The Bottom Of My Heart • FTCFailure To Communicate • FTEFull Time Employee • FTFF*** That's Funny -or- Face To Face • FTFOIFor The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It • FTLFaster Than Light • FTLOGFor The Love Of God • FTNF*** That Noise • FTRFor The Record • FTRFF*** That's Really Funny • FTTBFor The Time Being • FTWFor The Win -or- F*** The World • FU2F*** You Too • FUBFat Ugly Bastard • FUBARF***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair) • FUBBF***ed Up Beyond Belief • FUBYOYOF*** You Buddy You're On Your Own • FUDFear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation • FUJIMOF*** You Jack I'm Movin' On • FUMF***ed Up Mess • FUMFFat Ugly Mother F***er • FUPAFat Upper Pussy Area • FURTBFilled Up and Ready To Burst • FUWF*** You World -or- F*** You Weirdo • FWBFriends With Benefits • FWDForward • FWIWFor What It's Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was • FWOTF***ing Waste Of Time • FYAFor Your Amusement • FYCFor Your Consideration • FYEFor Your Edification • FYEOFor Your Eyes Only • FYFFrom Your Friend • FYIFor Your Information • FYIFVF*** You I'm Fully Vested • FYLTGEFrom Your Lips To Gods Ears • FYMFor Your Misinformation • FYSBIGTBABNFasten Your Seat Belts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night • GGuess -or- Grin -or- Giggle • G1Good One • G2GGot to Go • G2GLYSGot To Go Love Ya So • G4IGo For It • G4NGood For Nothing • G9Genius • g98tgood night • GAGo Ahead -or- Good Afternoon • GABGetting A Beer • GAFLGet A F***ing Life • GAFYKGet Away From Your Keyboard • GAGFIGives A Gay First Impression • GAHOYGet A Hold Of Yourself • GALGet A Life • GALGALGive A Little Get A Little • GALHERGet A Load of Her • GALHIMGet A Load of Him • GANBGetting Another Beer • GAPGot A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People • GASGot A Second? • gawdGod • GBGood Bridge • GBGGreat Big Grin • GBHGreat Big Hug • GBTWGet Back To Work • GCGood Crib • GD&RGrinning, Ducking and Running • GD&RFGrinning, Ducking and Running Fast • GDIGod Damn It -or- God Damn Independent • GDWGrin, Duck and Wave • GFGirlfriend • GFFGo F***ing Figure • GFIGo For It • GFNGone For Now • GFONGood For One Night • GFRGrim File Reaper • GFTDGone For The Day • GFYGood For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself • GFYMFGo F*** Yourself Mother F***er • GGGood Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling • GGAGood Game All • GGGGGod, God, God, God • GGNGotta Go Now • GGOHGotta Get Out of Here • GGPGotta Go Pee • GGPBLGotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low • GGYGo Google Yourself • GHMGod Help Me • GIGoogle It • GICGift In Crib • GIDKGee I Don't Know • GIGATTGod Is Good All The Time • GIGOGarbage In, Garbage Out • GILFGrandmother I'd Like to F*** • GISTGreat Ideas for Starting Things • GIWISTGee, I Wish I'd Said That • GJGood Job • GJPGood Job Partner • GLGood Luck -or- Get Lost • GLAGood Luck All • GLAWDGood Luck And Well Done • GLBGood Looking Boy • GLBTGay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender • GLGGood Looking Girl • GLGHGood Luck and Good Hunting • GLYASDIGod Loves You And So Do I • GMGood Morning -or- Good Move • GMABGive Me A Break • GMAFBGive Me A F***ing Break • GMILYGood Morning I Love You • GMTAGreat Minds Think Alike • GMTA ASDOGreat Minds Think Alike, And So Do Ours • GMTFTGreat Minds Think For Themselves • GNGood Night • gn8good night • GNBLFYGot Nothing But Love For You • GNOCGet Naked On Cam • GNSGangNam Style • GNSDGood Night Sweet Dreams • GOBGame On B*tcheeez • GOIGet Over It • GOKGod Only Knows • GOLGiggling Out Loud • GOLFGrateful Of Lovely Family -or- Friends • GOOD jobGet Out Of Debt job • GOSGay Or Straight • GOTDPWYDGet Off The Damn Phone While You're Driving • GOWIGet On With It • GOYHHGet Off Your High Horse • GQMFGentleman's Quarterly Mother F***er • GR&DGrinning Running & Ducking • GR2BRGood Riddance To Bad Rubbish • GR8Great • GRASGenerally Recognized As Safe • gratzCongratulations • GROBRGood Riddance Of Bad Rubbish • grrlzgirls, also seen as grrl • GRRRGrowling • GSCGimme Some Credit • GSOASGo Sit On A Snake • GSOHGood Sense Of Humor • GSWGun Shot Wound • GSYJDWURMNKHGood Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat • GTGood Try • GTASCGoing To A Strip Club • GTFOGet The F*** Out • GTFOOHGet The F*** Out Of Here • GTGGot To Go • GTGBGot To Go Bye • GTGPGot To Go Pee • GTHGo To Hell • GTKGood To Know • GTLGym, Tan, Laundry • GTMGiggle To Myself • GTRMGoing To Read Mail • GTSGoogle That Sh** • GTSYGlad To See You • GUDGeographically UnDesirable • guvmentgovernment, also seen as guvmint, gumint • GWIGet With It • GWOTGlorified Waste Of Time • GWSGet Well Soon • GYHOOYAGet Your Head Out Of Your Ass • GYPOGet Your Pants Off • H&KHugs and Kisses • h/oHold On • h/pHold Please • H2CUSHope To See You Soon • H2SHere To Stay • H4UHot For You • H4XX0RHacker -or- To Be Hacked • H9Husband in room • HADVDHave Advised • hag1have a good one • HAGDHave a Great Day • HAGNHave A Good Night • HAGOHave A Good One • hahahait means laughing • HAKHugs And Kisses • HANDHave a Nice Day • HARHit And Run • HAWTLWHello And Welcome To Last Week • HAYHow Are You? • HBHurry Back • HBASTDHitting Bottom And Starting To Dig • HBBHip Beyond Belief • HBIBHot But Inappropriate Boy • HBICHead Bitch In Charge • HBOHelping a Brother Out • HBTUHappy Birthday To You • HBUHow Bout You? • HCCHoly Computer Crap • HDHold • HDGFSHow Does Get F***ed Sound? • HFHello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith • HHFOHell Has Frozen Over • HHHHip Hip Hooray • HHISHanging Head In Shame • HHO1/2KHa Ha, Only Half Kidding • HHOJHa Ha, Only Joking • HHOKHa Ha, Only Kidding • HHOSHa Ha, Only Serious • HHTYAYHappy Holidays To You And Yours • Hi 5High Five • HIGHow's It Going? • HIHHope It Helps • HIOOCHelp, I'm Out Of Coffee • HIPPOHigher Income People's Personal Opinions • HITAKSHang In There And Keep Smiling • HMFICHead MOFO In Charge • HMUHit Me Up • HNTIHow Nice That/This Is • HNTWHow Nice That Was • HNYHappy New Year • HOHang On -or- Hold On • HOHAHOllywood HAcker • HOICHold On, I'm Coming • HOT PICHot Picture, as in sexy or naked • howruHow Are You • HOYEWHanging On Your Every Word • HPHigher Power • HPOAHot Piece Of Ass • HPPOHighest Paid Person in Office • HRCNit means hurricane • HSIABHaven't Seen It All Before • HSIKHow Should I Know • HTHi There -or- Hat Tip • HTBHang The Bastards • HTHHope This (or That) Helps • HTNOTHHit The Nail On The Head • HUHook Up • HUAHeads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged • HUDHow You Doing? • HUGZHugs • huhwhat • HUYAHead Up Your Ass • HVHave • HWGAHere We Go Again • hxit means history -or- hospital • I 1-D-RI Wonder • I <3 II Love It • I <3 UI Love You • i h8 iti hate it • I&IIntercourse & Inebriation • I-D-LIdeal • IACIn Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares • IAEIn Any Event • IAGTKOMI Ain't Got That Kind Of Money • IAITSIt's All In The Subject • IANACI Am Not A Crook • IANADBIPOOTVI Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV • IANAEI Am Not An Expert • IANALI Am Not A Lawyer • IANNNGCI Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties • IASAP4UI Always Say A Prayer For You • IATI Am Tired • IAWI Agree With -or- In Accordance With • IAYMI Am Your Master • IBGYBGI'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone • IBIWISII'll Believe It When I See It • IBKIdiot Behind Keyboard • IBRBI'll Be Right Back • IBTIn Between Technology • IBTCItty Bitty Titty Committee • IBTDI Beg To Differ • IBTLIn Before The Lock • ICIndependant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See • ICBWI Could Be Wrong • ICBWICBMIt Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me • ICCLI Couldn't Care Less • ICIHICPCLI Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less • ICWI Can't Wait • ICWUMI See What You Mean • ICYCIn Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care • ICYMIIn Case You Missed It • IDIDentification • ID10TIdiot • IDCI Don't Care • IDGADI Don't Give A Damn • IDGAFI Don't Give A F*** • IDGARAI Don't Give A Rats Ass • IDGII Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved • IDIFTLI Did It For The Lulz • IDKI Don't Know • IDK, my BFF JillI Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill • IDKABTTI Don't Know About That • IDKYI Don't Know You • IDMIt Doesn't Matter • IDRKI Don't Really Know • IDSTI Didn't Say That • IDTAI Did That Already • IDTBBFI Deserve To Be Blown First • IDTSI Don't Think So • IDWTUBI Don't Want To Upset You But • IEFIt's Esther's Fault • IF/IBIn the Front -or- In the Back • IFABI Found A Bug • IFH8TABXI F***ing Hate This Acronym Bollocks • IFUI F***ed Up • IGGPI Gotta Go Pee • IGTPI Get The Point • IGWSIt Goes Without Saying • IGWSTIt Goes Without Saying That • IGYHTBTI Guess You Had To Be There • IHAI Hate Acronyms • IHAIMI Have Another Instant Message • IHNCI Have No Clue • IHNOI Have No Opinion • IHTFPI Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place • IHUI Hear You • IHYI Heart You -or- I Hate You • IIABDFIIf It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It • IIIOIntel Inside, Idiot Outside • IIMADIf It Makes Any Difference • IINMIf I'm Not Mistaken • IIRIf I Remember -or- If I Recall • IIRCIf I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly • IITIs It Tight? • IITLYTOIf It's Too Loud You're Too Old • IITMIt's In The Mail • IITYWIMWYBMADIf I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink • IITYWYBMADIf I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink • IIWIIIt Is What It Is • IIWMIf It Were Me • IJInside Joke • IJPMPI Just Pissed My Pants • IJSI'm Just Saying... • IJWTKI Just Want To Know • IJWTSI Just Want To Say • IKALOPLTI Know A Lot Of People Like That • IKRI Know, Right? • IKWYMI Know What You Mean • IKYABWAII Know You Are But What Am I? • ILAI Love Acronyms • ILF/MDI Love Female/Male Dominance • ILII Love It • ILICISCOMKI Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard • ILMJI Love My Job • ILUI Love You • ILUAAFI Love You As A Friend • ILYI Love You • ILY2I Like/Love You Too • IMInstant Messaging -or- Immediate Message • IM2BZ2PI aM Too Busy To (even) Pee • IMAI Might Add • IMAOIn My Arrogant Opinion • IMCOIn My Considered Opinion • IMEIn My Experience • IMEZRUI Am Easy, Are You? • IMFAOIn My F***ing Arrogant Opinion • imfkd^I am f***ed up • IMGCI Might Get Caught • IMHEIUOIn My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion • IMHIFI Move How I Feel • IMHOIn My Humble Opinion • IMII Mean It • IMJSI'M Just Saying • IMMLI Make Myself Laugh • IMNERHOIn My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion • IMNSHOIn My Not So Humble Opinion • IMOIn My Opinion • IMOOIn My Own Opinion • IMOWHAI Made Out With Him/Her Anyway • IMPOVIn My Point Of View • IMRI Mean Really • IMRUI Am, Are You? • IMSI Am Sorry • INBDIt's No Big Deal • INMPIt's Not My Problem • INNWIf Not Now When? • INPOIn No Particular Order • INUCOSMIt's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk • IOHI'm Outta Here • IONIndex Of Names • IONOI Don't Know • IOTIn Order To • IOTTCOIntuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer • IOUI Owe You • IOUDInside, Outside, Upside Down • IOWIn Other Words • IPNI'm Posting Naked • IRLIn Real Life • IRNCOTI'd Rather Not Comment On That • ISAGNI See A Great Need • ISHInsert Sarcasm Here • ISOIn Search Of • ISSI Said So -or- I'm So Sure • ISSOYSI'm So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories • ISSYGTII'm So Sure You Get The Idea • ISTMIt Seems To Me • ISTRI Seem To Remember • ISWCIf Stupid Were a Crime • ISWYMI See What You Mean • ISYALSI'll Send You A Letter Soon • ITAI Totally Agree • ITFAIn The Final Analysis • ITIGBSI Think I'm Going To Be Sick • ITMIn The Money • ITMAIt's That Man Again • ITSIntense Text Sex • ITS A D8It's A Date • ITSFWIIf The Shoe Fits Wear It • IUMIf You Must • IURIIf You Are Interested • IWALUI Will Always Love You • IWBAPTAKYAIYSTAI Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again • IWBNIIt Would Be Nice If • IWFUI Wanna F*** You • IWIWUI Wish I Was You • IWSNI Want Sex Now • IYAMIf You Ask Me • IYAOYASIf You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh** • IYCSSNASDSAAAIf You Can’t Say Something Nice About Someone Don’t Say Anything At All • IYDIn Your Dreams • IYDMMAIf You Don't Mind My Asking • IYFDIn Your F***ing Dreams • IYFEGInsert Your Favorite Ethnic Group • IYKWIMIf You Know What I Mean • IYKWIMAITYDIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do • IYNAEGBTMIf You Need Anything Else Get Back To Me • IYOIn Your Opinion • IYQI Like You • IYSSIf You Say So • IYSWIMIf You See What I Mean • J/CJust Checking • J/JJust Joking • J/KJust Kidding • J/OJerking Off • J/PJust Playing • J/WJust Wondering • J2LYKJust To Let You Know • J4FJust For Fun • J4GJust For Grins • J4T or JFTJust For Today • J5MJust Five Minutes • JADJust Another Day • JAFOJust Another F***ing Onlooker • JAFSJust A F***ing Salesman • JAMJust A Minute • JASJust A Second • JCJust Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ • JDIJust Do It • JDMJJust Doing My Job • JealzJealous • JEOMKJust Ejaculated On My Keyboard • JFHJust F*** Her • JFIJust For Information • JGMBJust Google Me B*tch • JHOJust Helping Out • JHOMJust Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.) • JHOMFJust Helping Out My Friend(s) • JICJust In Case • JKJust Kidding • JM2CJust My 2 Cents • JMOJust My Opinion • JOMLJesus On the Main Line • JOOTTJust One Of Those Things • JOYJesus first, Others second, Yourself last • JPJust Playing • JSUJust Shut Up • JSYKJust So You Know • JTJust Teasing • JTLYKJust To Let You Know • JTOLJust Thinking Out Loud • JTOUJust Thinking Of You • JUADLAMJumping Up And Down Like A Monkey • JWJust Wondering • KOK • KABKick Ass Bitch • KBKick Butt • KBDKeyboard • KCKeep Cool • KCCOKeep Calm & Carry On • kewlit means cool • KFY -or- K4YKiss For You • KHYFKnow How You Feel • KIAKilled In Action • KIBOKnowledge In, Bullsh** Out • KIPPERSKids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings • KIRKeep It Real • KISSKeep It Simple Stupid • KITKeep In Touch • kittyit means pussy • KITYKeep It To Yourself • KKKiss Kiss -or- OK • KKKit means "over" as in, waiting for your reply • KMAKiss My Ass • KMBAKiss My Black Ass • KMFHAKiss My Fat Hairy Ass • KMIMKeep Me In Mind • KMPKeep Me Posted • KMRIAKiss My Royal Irish Arse • KMSLAKiss My Shiny Little Ass • KMUFKiss Me You Fool • KMWAKiss My White Ass • KOKnocked Out • KOKKnock • KOTCKiss On The Cheek • KOTLKiss On The Lips • KPCKeeping Parents Clueless • KSKill Stealer • kudtDutch for f***ed up life • KUTGWKeep Up The Good Work • KWIMKnow What I Mean? • KWSTAKiss With Serious Tongue Action • KYBCKeep Your Bum Clean • KYFCKeep Your Fingers Crossed • KYNCKeep Your Nose Clean • KYPOKeep Your Pants On • KYSOTIKeep Your Stick On The Ice • LLaugh • L&RLove and Respect • L/MLeft Message • L8RLater • L?^Let's hook up • L@ULaughing At You -or- Laughing About You • LABATYDLife's A Bitch And Then You Die • LAFWListening (but) Away From Window • LAGNAFLets All Get Naked And F*** • LAOJLaughing At Own Joke • LAQLame Ass Quote • LB?W/CLike Bondage? Whips or Chains • LBHLet's Be Honest • LBR and LGRLittle Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room • LBSLaughing But Serious • LBUG or LBIGLaughing Because You're Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay • LDLong Distance -or- Later Dude • LDIMEDILLIGAFLook Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** • LDRLong Distance Relationship • LDTTWALet's Do The Time Warp Again • LFLet's F*** • LFTILooking Forward To It • LFULife"s F***ed Up • LGLife's Good -or- Long Gone • LGBTLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender • LGMASLord Give Me A Sign • LHLaughing Hysterically • LH6Let’s Have Sex • LHKLove Hugs Kisses • LHMLord Have Mercy • LHOLaughing Head Off • LHOSLets Have Online Sex • LHSOLet's Have Sex Online • LHULet's Hook Up • LIBLying In Bed • LIFOLast In, First Out • LIGLet It Go • LIRLet It Rest • LISLaughing In Silence • LJBFLet's Just Be Friends • LKITRLittle Kid In The Room • LLLivin' Large • LLAPLive Long and Prosper • LLOMLike Leno on Meth • LLTLooks Like Trouble • LLTALots and Lots of Thunderous Applause • LM46Let's Meet For Sex • LM4a~##zzzz>Let's Meet For A Joint • LMAOLaughing My Ass Off • LMBAOLaughing My Black Ass Off • LMBPOLaughing My Booty Pop Off • LMFAOLaughing My F***ing Ass Off • LMHOLaughing My Head Off • LMIRLLet's Meet In Real Life • LMKLet Me Know • LMKHTWOFYLet Me Know How That Works Out For You • LMOALeft a Message On your Answering machine • LMPLick My Pussy • LMSLike My Status -or- Learning Management System • LMSOLaughing My Socks Off • LMTALike Minds Think Alike • LMTCLeft a Message To Contact • LMTCBLeft Message To Call Back • loit means hello • LOBLying On Bed • LOKLots Of Kisses • LOLLaughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love -or- Living On Lipitor • LOL WUSSLaugh Out Loud With Unintentional Snort Sound • LOLALaugh Out Loud Again • LOLPMPLaugh Out Loud Peed My Pants • LOLROTF&ICGULaughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor & I Can't Get Up • LOLZLots Of Laughs • LOMBARDLots Of Money But A Right Dick • LOMLLove Of My Life • LONHLights On, Nobody Home • LOOLLaughing Outrageously Out Loud • LOOMMLaughing Out Of My Mind • LOPSODLong On Promises, Short On Delivery • LORELearn Once, Repeat Everywhere • LOULaughing Over You • LOVELots Of Voluntary Effort • LPCLead Pipe Cinch • LPOSLazy Piece Of Sh** • LRFLittle Rubber Feet • LSBLife Sucks Balls • LSHITIPALLaughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little • LSHMBHLaughing So Hard My Belly Hurts • LSVLanguage, Sex, Violence • LTFLick The Floor • LTHTTLaughing Too Hard To Type • LTICLaughing 'Til I Cry • LTIOLaughing Til I Orgasm • LTMLaughing To Myself • LTNSLong Time No See • LTNTLong Time, No Type • LTRLong Term Relationship • LTSLaughing to Self • LTTICLook The Teacher Is Coming • LuKit means good luck • LULULocally Undesireable Land Use • lulzlaughs or LulzSec • LUMTPLove You More Than Pie • LUMULove You Miss You • LUMUMILove You Miss You Mean It • luserloser • LUSMLove You So Much • luvit means love • LWRLaunch When Ready • LWULaughing With You • LWYSLook What You Started • LYLove You • LY4ELove You Forever • LYALove You All • LYBLove You Babe • LYCYLBBLove You, See You Later, Bye Bye • LYKYAMYLove You, Kiss You, Already Miss You • LYLLove You Lots • LYLABLove You Like a Brother • LYLASLove You Like A Sister • LYLBLove You Later Bye • LYMILove You, Mean It • LYSOUAQLearn Your Sh** Or Up And Quit • LYSYBLove Ya, See Ya, Bye • LYWAMHLove You With All My Heart • MMom • M2NYMe Too, Not Yet • M4CMeet for Coffee • M4MMen for Men -or- Male for Male • m4wmen for women • M8 or M8sMate -or- Mates • MAMature Audience • MAMILMiddle Aged Men In Lycra • MAYAMost Advanced Yet Accessible • MBMessage Board • MBNMust Be Nice • MBRFNMust Be Real F***ing Nice • MCMMan Crush Monday • MDDoctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director • MDRMort De Rire • MEGOMy Eyes Glaze Over • mehWho cares, whatever • MEJRMy Eyes Just Rolled • MERPModestly Enlightened Rich People • MFMy Friend • MFDMulti-Function Device • MfGMit freundlichen Gruessen • MFICMother F***er In Charge • MFRCMy Fingers Are Crossed • MFWICMother F***er Who's In Charge • MHBFYMy Heart Bleeds For You • mhhmuh huh -or- yeah • MHOTYMy Hat's Off To You • MHYFMove How You Feel • MIAMissing In Action • MIHMake It Happen • MIHAPMay I Have Your Attention Please • MILMother-In-Law • MILFMother I'd Like to F*** • MINSMinutes • MIRLMeet In Real Life • MITINMore Info Than I Needed • MKOPMy Kind Of Place • MLAMultiple Letter Acronym • MLASMy Lips Are Sealed • mlmgiving the digital middle finger • MMMarket Maker -or- Merry Meet • MMHA2UMy Most Humble Apologies To You • mmkmmm ok • MMLMade Me Laugh • MMYTMail Me Your Thoughts • MOMove On • mobit means mobile • MOFMatter Of Fact • MOFOMother F***er • MOMPLMOMent PLease • MOOMud Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion -or- My Opinion Only • MOOCMassive Open Online Course • MOOSMember Of The Opposite Sex • MOPMOment Please • MorFMale or Female • MOSMom Over Shoulder • MOSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex • MOTASMember Of The Appropriate Sex • MOTDMessage Of The Day • MOTOSMember(s) Of The Opposite Sex • MOTSSMember(s) Of The Same Sex • MPFBMy Personal F*** Buddy • MRAMoving Right Along • MRMMen's Rights Movement • MRPHMail the Right Place for Help • MSGMessage • MSMDMonkey See Monkey Do • MSNUWMini-Skirt No UnderWear • MSTAMust See To Appreciate • MSTMMakes Sense To Me • MTempty -or- Modified Tweet • MTBFMean Time Before Failure • MTFMore To Follow • MTFBWYMay The Force Be With You • MTLAMy True Love Always • MTMMFBWYMay the Micky Mouse Force Be With You • MTSBWYMay The Schwartz Be With You • MTSITNMore Than Ships In The Night • MUAH or MWAHThe sound of a kiss • MUBARMessed up Beyond All Recognition • MUSLMissing You Sh** Loads • MUSMMiss You So Much • MVAMotor Vehicle Accident • MVA no PIMotor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury • MVA w/PIMotor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury • mvtoit means thank you • MWBRLMore Will Be Revealed Later • MWSMy Wife Says • MYLMind Your Language • MYOBMind Your Own Business • MYTMeet You There • NNo -or- And • N picNice picture • N-A-Y-LIn A While • N/ANot Applicable -or- Not Affiliated • N/MNothing Much • N/TNo Text • N1Nice One • N2MNot To Mention -or- Not Too Much • N2MJCHBUNot Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You? • NANice Ass • NABNot A Blonde • NADTNot A Damn Thing • NAGBNearly Almost A Good Bridge • NAGINot A Good Idea • NAKNursing At Keyboard • NALOPKTNot A Lot Of People Know That • NAMAILUNot As Much As I Love You • NASCARNon-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks • NATCNot A Text Conversation • natchNaturally • NATONo Action, Talk Only • NAVYNever Again Volunteer Yourself • NAZName, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) • NBNota Bene • NB4TNot Before Time • NBDNo Big Deal • NBFABNot Bad For A Beginner • NBFABSNot Bad For A Bot Stopper • NBGNo Bloody Good • NBIFNo Basis In Fact • NBLFYNothing But Love For You • NBSNo Bull Sh** • NCNice Crib • NCGNew College Graduate • NDNo Date • NDNIndian • neAny • ne-wayzanyways • ne1Anyone • ne14kfcanyone for KFC? • ne1eranyone here? • Ne2HNeed To Have • NEETNot currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training • NESECAny Second • NEVNeighborhood Electric Vehicle • NEWSNorth, East, West, South • NFBSKNot For British School Kids • NFCNot Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance • NFENo F***ing Excuses • NFFNo F***ing Fair • NFGNot F***ing Good • NFINo F***ing Idea • NFSNeed For Sex -or- Network File System • NFWNo F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way • NGNew Game • NGBNearly Good Bridge • NGHNot Gonna Happen • NHNice Hand • NHOHNever Heard Of Him/Her • NINot Interested • NI4NIAn Eye For Any Eye • NICENonsense In Crappy Existence • NIDLNot Interested, DisLike • NIFOCNude In Front Of The Computer • NIGYYSOBNow I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch • NIHNot Invented Here • NIMNo Internal Message • NIMBYNot In My Back Yard • NIMJDNot In My Job Description • NIMQNot In My Queue • NIMYNever In A Million Years • NINONothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output • NISMNeed I Say More • NITLNot In This Lifetime • NIYWFDNot In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams • NJAPFNot Just Another Pretty Face • NLLNice Little Lady • NLTBRONot Likely To Be Run Over • NMNever Mind -or- Nothing Much -or Not Much -or- Nice Move • nm, unot much, you? • NMEEnemy • NMHNot Much Here • NMHJCNot Much Here, Just Chilling • NMPNot My Problem • NMTENow More Than Ever • NMUNot Much, You? • NNNot Now -or- Need • NNCIMINTFZNot Now Chief, I'm In The F ***in' Zone • NNRNeed Not Respond • nnshnight night sweet heart • NNWWNudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink • NONot Online • no prawno problem • no1it means no one • NOANot Online Anymore • NOFINo OFfence Intended • noobalso seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet • NOSNew Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales • NOYNot Online Yet • NOYBNone Of Your Business • NPNo Problem -or- Nosy Parents • NQANo Questions Asked • NQOCDNot Quite Our Class Dear • NRNice Roll • NRGEnergy • NRNNo Reply Necessary • NSNice Set -or- No Show • NSANo Strings Attached • NSBNot Sure But • NSFWNot Safe For Work • NSSNo Sh** Sherlock • NSTLCNeed Some Tender Loving Care • NTANot This Again • NTABOMNow That's A Bunch Of Malarkey • NTBNot Too Bright • NTBNNo Text Back Needed • nthnothing • NTIMNot That It Matters • NTIMMNot That It Matters Much • NTKNice To Know • NTLnonetheless • NTMNot That Much • NTMUNice To Meet You • NTTAWWTNot That There's Anything Wrong With That • NTWNot To Worry • NTYMINow That You Mention It • NUBNew person to a site or game • NUFFEnough • NVMNeVer Mind • NVNGNothing Ventured, Nothing Gained • NWNo Way • NWALNerd Without A Life • NWOTNew WithOut Tags • NWRNot Work Related • NWTNew With Tags • NYCNot Your Concern • NYCFSNew York City Finger Salute • OOpponent -or- Over -or- Or • OAOOver And Out • OATUSOn A Totally Unrelated Subject • OAUSOn An Unrelated Subject • OBObligatory • OBEOvercome By Events • OBOOr Best Offer • OBTWOh By The Way • OBXOld Battle Axe • OCOriginal Character -or- Own Character • OCDObsessive Compulsive Disorder • ODTAAOne Damn Thing After Another • OFOld Fart • OFAPOld Fart At Play • ofcof course • OGOriginal Gangsta • OICOh, I See • OICU812Oh I See, You Ate One Too • OIRWISOh I Remember What I Said • OKokay -or- all correct • OLOld Lady • OLLOnLine Love • OLNOnLine Netiquette • OLOOnly Laughed Once • OMOld Man • OMBOh My Buddha • OMDBOver My Dead Body • OMEOh My Evolution • OMFGOh My F***ing God • OMGOh My God • OMIKOpen Mouth, Insert Keyboard • OMLOh My Lord • OMMAOh My Aching Ass • OMWOn My Way -or- Oh My Word • OMWTOn My Way Too • ONIDOh No I Didn't • ONNAOh No, Not Again • ONNTAOh No, Not This Again • ONUDOh No You Didn't • OOOver and Out • OOAKOne Of A Kind • OOCOut Of Character -or- Out Of Control • OOFOut Of Facility • OOIOut Of Interest • OOOOut Of Office -or- Out Of Commission • OOSOut Of Stock • OOTOut Of Touch • OOTBOut Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue • OOTCObligatory On Topic Comment • OSIFOh Sh** I Forgot • OSINTOTOh Sh** I Never Thought Of That • OSTOn Second Thought • OTOff Topic • OTASOICOwing To A Slight Oversight In Construction • OTCOver The Counter • OTFOn The Floor -or- On The Fone • OTHOff The Hook • OTLOut To Lunch • OTOHOn The Other Hand • OTPOn The Phone • OTROn The Road • OTSOn The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf • OTTOver The Top • OTTOMHOff The Top Of My Head • OTWOff The Wall -or- Otherwise • OUSUOh You Shut Up • ovait means over • OWTTEOr Words To That Effect • OZAustralia • PPartner • P&CPrivate & Confidential • P-ZAPizza • P/UPick Up • P2C2EProcess Too Complicated Too Explain • P2U4URAQTPPeace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie • P3r50nit means person • P911Parent Alert • PAParent Alert • PALParents Are Listening -or- Peace And Love • PANSPretty Awesome New Stuff • PAWParents Are Watching • PAXPassengers • PBPotty Break • PBBParent Behind Back • PBEMPlay By EMail • PBIABPay Back Is A Bitch • PBJPeanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock • PCPersonal Computer -or- Politically Correct • PCMPlease Call Me • PCMCIAPeople Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms • PDPublic Domain • PDAPersonal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection • PDOMAPulled Directly Out Of My Ass • PDQPretty Darn Quick • PDSPlease Don't Shout • PEBCACProblem Exists Between Chair And Computer • PEBCAKProblem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard • PEEPPeople Engaged and Empowered for Peace • peepspeople • pen15it stands for penis • PFAPulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached • PFCPretty F***ing Cold • PFMPure F***ing Magic • phatPretty Hot And Tempting • PHBPointy Haired Boss • PHSPointy Haired Stupidvisor • PIAPSPig In A Pant Suit • PIBKACProblem Is Between Keyboard And Chair • PICNICProblem In Chair, Not In Computer • PIFPaid In Full • PIMPPeeing In My Pants • PIMPLPeeing In My Pants Laughing • PINPerson In Need -or- Personal Identification Number • PIRParent In Room • PITAPain In The Ass • PITMEMBOAMPeace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother • pixpictures -or- photos • PLOPeace, Love, Out • PLOKTAPress Lots Of Keys To Abort • PLOSParents Looking Over Shoulder • PLSPlease • PLUPeople Like Us • PLURPeace, Love, Unity, Respect • PLZPlease • PMPersonal Message -or- Private Message • PMBIPardon My Butting In • PMFPardon My French • PMFJIPardon Me For Jumping In • PMIGBOMPut Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth • PMJIPardon My Jumping In • PMLPissing Myself Laughing • PMPPeeing My Pants • PMSLPissed MySelf Laughing • PNATMBCPay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain • PNATTMBTCPay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain • PNCAHPlease, No Cursing Allowed Here • PNDPossibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device • POPiss Off • po-mopost-modern • POAHFPut On A Happy Face • POAKPassed Out At Keyboard • POETSPiss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday • POMSParent Over My Shoulder • PONAPerson Of No Account • POPPhoto On Profile, Point Of Purchase/Presence, Post Office Protocol • POSParent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh** • POSCPiece Of Sh** Computer • POSSLQPersons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters • POTATOPerson Over Thirty Acting Twenty One • POTSPlain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder • POTUSPresident of the United States • POVPoint Of View • PPPersonal Problem • PPLPeople -or- Pay-Per-Lead -or- Pay Per Lead • PPPPPPP or 7PPrior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance • pronporn • PRTPartial ReTweet -or- Party • PRWParents Are Watching • PSPost Script • PSAPublic Service Announcement • PSOProduct Superior to Operator • PTHPrime Tanning Hours • PTLPraise The Lord • PTMMPlease Tell Me More • PTOYEDPlease Turn Off Your Electronic Devices • PTPPardon The Pun • PTPOPPat The Pissed Off Primate • PUThat Stinks • putercomputer • PVPPlayer Versus Player • pwpassword • PWASPrayer Wheels Are Spinning • PWCBPerson Will Call Back • pwmsplaying with myself • pwnown • pwntowned • PWOMSParent Watching Over My Shoulder • PWPPlot, What Plot? • PYFBPay Your F***ing Bill • QQueue -or- Question • Q2CQuick To Cum • Q416it means: Quarter 4 in 2016 • QCQuality Control • QFTQuoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking • qixit means quick • QLQuit Laughing • QLSReply • QOTDQuote Of The Day • QQQuick Question -or- Cry More • QSQuit Scrolling • QTCutie -or- Quiet • QYBQuit Your Bitching • rare • r u da?Are you there? • r u goin?Are you going? • r u there?Are you there? • R&DResearch & Development • R&RRest & Relaxation • RAEBNCRead And Enjoyed, But No Comment • RAFRandom As F*** • RAFORead And Find Out • RATRemotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool • RB@YaRight Back at Ya • RBAYRight Back At You • RBTLRead Between The Lines • RBURainbows, Butterflies, Unicorns • RCRemote Control • RCIRectal Cranial Inversion • RDVReader's Digest Version • RERegards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again • REHIHi Again • RESOReservation • RFDRequest For Discussion • RFPRequest For Proposal • RFRReally F***ing Rich • RFSReally F***ing Soon • rgdsit means regards • RGRRoger • RHIPRank Has Its Privileges • RHKRoundHouse Kick • RI&WRead It And Weep • RIMJSReally I'M Just Saying • RINORepublican In Name Only • RIYLRecommended If You Like • RKBARight to Keep and Bear Arms • RLReal Life • RLCOReal Life Conference • RLFReal Life Friend • RMRemake • RMBRings My Bell • RMETTHRolling My Eyes To The Heavens • RMLBRead My Lips Baby • RMMAReading My Mind Again • RMMMRead My Mail Man • RNRight Now • RNNReply Not Necessary • RNYit means rainy • ROFLRolling On Floor Laughing • ROFLMAORolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off • ROFLMAOASTCRolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat • ROFLOLRolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud • RORRaffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect) • ROTFLRolling On The Floor Laughing • ROTFLMAORolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off • ROTFLMFAORolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off • ROTFLOLRolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud • ROTGLRolling On The Ground Laughing • ROTGLMAORolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off • ROTMRight On The Money • RPGRole Playing Games • RRQReturn Receipt reQuested • RRRhaR haR haR (instead of LOL) • RSNReal Soon Now • RSVPRepondez S'il Vous Plait • RTReal Time -or- ReTweet • RTBReturning To Base • RTBMRead The Bloody Manual • RTBSReason To Be Single • RTFAQRead The FAQ • RTFFRead The F***ing FAQ • RTFMRead The F***ing Manual • RTFQRead The F***ing Question • RTHRelease The Hounds • RTKReturn To Keyboard • RTM or RTFMRead The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual • RTSRead The Screen • RTSMRead The Silly Manual • RTSSRead The Screen Stupid • RTTSDRight Thing To Say Dude • RTWFQRead The Whole F***ing Question • RUAre You? • RU/18Are You Over 18? • RUFKMAre You F***ing Kidding Me? • RUHAre You Horny? • RUMCYMHMDAre You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose • RUMORFAre You Male OR Female? • RUNTSAre You Nuts? • RUOKAre You OK? • RUSAre You Serious? • RUSOSAre You SOS (in trouble)? • RUTAre You There? • RUUP4ITAre You Up For It? • RU\\18Are You Under 18? • RXRegards • RYFMRead Your Friendly Manual • RYORoll Your Own • RYSRead Your Screen • SSmile • S2RSend To Receive • S2USame To You • S3<==8screwed in the ass • S4BSh** for Brains • S4LSpam For Life • SADADSuck A Dick And Die • SAHMStay At Home Mom • SAIAStupid Asses In Action • SANMStarting A New Message • SAPFUSurpassing All Previous Foul Ups • SBStand By • SBISorry 'Bout It • SBTASorry, Being Thick Again • SBUGSmall Bald Unaudacious Goal • SCStay Cool • SCNRSorry, Could Not Resist • SCOTUSSupreme Court Of The United States • SCUICHTSo Coked Up I Can Hardly Type • SDFBSmoke Dope F*** B*tches • SDKScottie Doesn't Know -or- Software Developer's Kit • secwait a second • SEDSaid Enough Darling • SEGSh** Eating Grin • SEPSomebody Else's Problem • SETESmiling Ear To Ear • SEWAGScientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess • SEXSun Users' Group -or- ALL CAPS for sex • SFSurfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction • SFAIAASo Far As I Am Aware • SFBSh** For Brains • SFETESmiling From Ear To Ear • SFLAStupid Four Letter Acronym • SFPSorry For Partying • SFTTMStop F***ing Talking To Me • SFXSound Effects -or- Stage Effects • SGTMSounds Good To Me • SHSh** Happens • SHBShould Have Been • shhhquiet • SHIDSlap Head In Disgust • SHITSugar Honey Ice Tea • SHMILYSee How Much I Love You • SHTit means so hot • SHTFSh** Hits The Fan • SHWASLOMFSitting Here With A Straight Look On My Face • SIASay It Again • SICSpelling Is Correct • SICLSitting In Chair Laughing • SICSSitting In Chair Snickering • SIISeriously Impaired Imagination • SILSister-In-Law • SINStop It Now • SIPSkiing In Powder • SITStay In Touch • SITCOMSingle Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage • SITDStill In The Dark • SITUBISay It Til You Believe It • SIUPSuck It Up Pussy • SIUYAShove It Up Your Ass • SIYSearch Inside Yourself • SJStrong Jaws • sk8erskater • sk8rskater • SknkrSkincare • SLSecond Life • SLAPSounds Like A Plan • SLAWSounds Like A Winner • SLIRKSmart Little Rich Kid • SLMSee Last Mail • SLOMSticking Leeches On Myself • SLTSomething Like That • SMSenior Moment • sm1it means someone • SMAIMSend Me An Instant Message • SMAOSweating My Ass Off • SMARTSelf-Monitoring, Analysis and Reporting Technology • SMBSuck My Balls • SMDSuck My Dick • SMESubject Matter Expert • SMEMSend Me E-Mail • SMHShaking My Head • SMIMSend Me an Instant Message • SMOPSmall Matter of Programming • smtsomething • SNSide Note • SNAFUSituation Normal, All F***ed Up • SNAGSensitive New Age Guy • SNERTSnotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager • SNIFSimple Nice Index File • SNLSame Night Lay • SNNSHWRSit means sun showers • SNNYit means sunny • SOSignificant Other • SOBSon Of a B*tch • SOBTStressed Out Big Time • SODDISome Other Dude Did It • SOEStart Of Exams • SOGOPSh** Or Get Off the Pot • SOHSense Of Humor • SOHFSense Of Humor Failure • SOISelf Owning Idiot • SOIARSit On It And Rotate • SoICSo I See • sokit's ok • SOLSh** Out of Luck -or- Sooner Or Later • solomoSocial, Local, Mobile • some1someone • SOMFSit On My Face • SOMYSick Of Me Yet • SOOYASnake Out Of Your Ass • SOPStandard Operating Procedure • SorGStraight or Gay • SOSSame Old Sh** -or- help • SOSADSame Old Song And Dance • SOTShort On Time • SOTMGShort On Time, Must Go • SOWSpeaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work • sozSorry • spkit means speak • SPOCSingle Point Of Contact • SRLBSpoiled Rotten Little Brat • SROStanding Room Only • srslyseriously • sryit means sorry • SSAAss Backwards • SSCSuper Sexy Cute • SSDDSame Sh** Different Day • SSEWBASomeday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms • SSIASubject Says It All • STAShort Term Attitude • STBXSoon To Be Ex • STBYSucks To Be You • STDSeal The Deal, Save The Date, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Stuff To Do • STFUShut The F*** Up • STFWSearch The F***ing Web • sthsomething • STHUShut The Hell Up • STMSpank The Monkey • STMLShort Term Memory Loss • STPPYNOZGTWStop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work • STR8Straight • STSSo To Speak • STSTSweet Tea SweeTie • STWSearch The Web • STYSSpeak To You Soon • SUShut Up • SUACSh** Up A Creek • SUAKMShut Up And Kiss Me • SUBShut Up Bitch • SUFISuper Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile • SUFIDScrewing Up Face In Disgust • SULSnooze You Lose • supwhat's up? • suxsucks • SUYFShut Up You Fool • SWAGScientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways • SWAKSealed (or Sent) With A Kiss • SWALBCAKWSSealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won't Stick • SWALKSealed With A Loving Kiss • SWDYTSo What Do You Think? • sweet<3sweetheart • SWFSingle White Female • SWIMSee What I Mean? • SWISSee What I'm Saying • SWITSit and Sweat • SWLScreaming With Laughter • SWMBOShe Who Must Be Obeyed • SWUSo What's Up • SxEStraight Edge • SYKSo You Know • SYLSee You Later • SYSSee You Soon • SYTSee You Tomorrow • s^what's up? • T&CTerms & Conditions • t+it means think positive • t2goTime to Go • T2ULTalk To You Later • T2UTTalk To You Tomorrow • T@YLTalk At You Later • TAThanks Again • TABOMThat's A Bunch Of Malarkey • TABOOMATake A Bite Out Of My Ass • TAFThat's All, Folks • TAFNThat's All For Now • TAHTake A Hike • TAHITMOTSThere's A Hole In The Middle Of The Sea • TAKSThat's A Knee Slapper • TAMThanks A Million • TANJThere Ain't No Justice • TANSITThere's A New Sheriff In Town • TANSTAAFLThere Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch • TAPTake A Pill • TARFUThings Are Really F***ed Up • TASTaking A Shower • TAWTeachers Are Watching • TAYNThinking About You Now • TBTitty Bar • TBATo Be Advised • TBCTo Be Continued • TBDTo Be Determined • TBEThick Between Ears • TBHTo Be Honest • TBIUThe Bitch Is Ugly • TBTThrowback Thursday • TBUThinking 'Bout You • TBYBTry Before You Buy • TCTake Care • TCBTrouble Came Back -or- Taking Care of Business • TCOBTaking Care Of Business • TCOYTake Care Of Yourself • TD&HTall, Dark and Handsome • TDMToo Darn Many • TDTMTalk Dirty To Me • TEOTWAWKIThe End Of The World As We Know It • TFToo Funny • TFDSThat's For Darn Sure • TFHThread From Hell • TFLMSThanks For Letting Me Share • TFMThanks From Me • TFMIUThe F***ing Manual Is Unreadable • TFNThanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice • TFSThanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute • TFTCThanks For The Cache • TFTHAOTThanks For The Help Ahead Of Time • TFTTThanks For The Thought • TFTUThanks For The Update • TFXTraffic • TFYSThe F*** You Say • TG4AThank God For Acronyms • TGALThink Globally, Act Locally • TGGTGThat Girl/Guy has Got To Go • TGIFThank God It's Friday • THX or TX or THKSThanks • TIAThanks In Advance • TIAILThink I Am In Love • TICTongue In Cheek • TIGASThink I Give A Sh** • TILFTeacher I'd Like to F*** • TILIITell It Like It Is • TIMETears In My Eyes • TINGTESThere Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks • TINWISThat Is Not What I Said • TISCThis Is So Cool • TISLThis Is So Lame • TISNCThis Is So Not Cool • TISNFThat Is So Not Fair • TISNTThat Is So Not True • TJBNJThis Job Beats No Job • TKTo Come • TKOTechnical Knock Out • TKU4UKThank You For Your Kindness • tl;drtoo long; didn't read • TLAThree Letter Acronym • TLCTender Loving Care • TLGOThe List Goes On • TLITBCThat's Life In The Big City • TLK2UL8RTalk To You Later • TMTrust Me • TMAToo Many Acronyms • TMALSSTo Make A Long Story Short • TMIToo Much Information • TMSAISTIThat's My Story And I'm Sticking To It • TMSGOToo Much Sh** Going On • TMTOWTDIThere's More Than One Way To Do It • TNATemporarily Not Available • TNCTongue In Cheek • TNTTil Next Time • TNTLTrying Not To Laugh • TNXThanks • to go nookleerto explode • TOBALThere Oughta Be A Law • TOBGThis Oughta Be Good • TOMTomorrow • TOMTBTaking Off My Training Bra • TOONshort for cartoon • TOPCATil Our Paths Cross Again • TOTTons Of Time • TOYThinking Of You • TPTeam Player -or- TelePort -or- Thanks Pal -or- Toilet Paper • TPCThe Phone Company • TPIYPTo Put In Your Prayers • TPSThat's Pretty Stupid • TPTTrailor Park Trash • TPTBThe Powers That Be • TQMTotal Quality Management • TRAMThe Rest Are Mine • TRDMCTears Running Down My Cheeks • tripdubit means www • TRNDOit means tornado • trootrue • TRPTelevision Rating Points • TSTough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks • TSBTall, Sexy, Beautiful • TSHToo Stinkin' Hot • TSIAThis Says It All • TSIFThank Science It's Friday • TSNFThat's So Not Fair • TSOBTough Son Of a B*tch • TSRTotally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules • TSRATwo Shakes of a Rat's Ass • TSTBThe Sooner, The Better • TTBig Tease • TTATap That Ass • TTBOMKTo The Best Of My Knowledge • TTFNTa Ta For Now • TTGTime to Go • TTIOTThe Truth Is Out There • TTKSFTrying To Keep a Straight Face • TTMFTa Ta MOFO • TTSText To Speech • TTTThat's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too • TTTHTalk To The Hand • TTTHTFALTalk To The Hand The Face Ain't Listening • TTTKATime To Totally Kick Ass • TTTTTo Tell The Truth • TTULTalk To You Later • TTYAWFNTalk To You A While From Now • TTYIAFTalk/Type To You In A Few • TTYLTalk To You Later -or- Type To You Later • TTYL8RTalk To You Later • TTYOBTend To Your Own Business • TTYSTalk To You Soon • TTYTTalk To You Tomorrow • TUToes Up (as in dead) • TVM4YEMThank You Very Much For Your E-Mail • TWDTexting While Driving • TWHABThis Won't Hurt A Bit • TWHEThe Walls Have Ears • TWIMCTo Whom It May Concern • TWITThat's What I Thought • TWITAThat's What I'm Talking About • TWIWIThat Was Interesting, Wasn't It? • TWSSThat's What She Said • TWTRTwitter • TWUThat's What's Up • TXSThanks • TXTText • TXT IMText Instant Message • TXT MSGtext message • TYThank You • TYCLOTurn Your CAPS LOCK Off • TYGThere You Go -or- Thank You God • TYLText You Later -or- Thank You Lord • TYVMThank You Very Much • uYou • u upare you up? • U-LYou Will • U2You Too • u4eYours ForEver • u8you ate? • UBSUnique Buying State • UCWAPUp a Creek Without A Paddle • UDH82BMEYou'd Hate To Be Me • UDMYou're the Man • UFNUntil Further Notice • UFUFYou F***, You Fix • UG2BKYou've Got To Be Kidding • UGCUser-Generated Content • UGFSUYour Girlfriend's Ugly • UGTRYou Got That Right • UNFUniversal Noise of Fucking • UNOITYou Know It • unPCunPolitically Correct • UNTUntil Next Time • UNTCOYou Need To Chill Out • UOKAre You OK? • UPODUnder Promise Over Deliver • uryou are • UR2KYou Are Too Kind • URAPITAYou Are A Pain In The Ass • URSAIYou Are Such An Idiot • URWYou Are Welcome • URWSYou Are Wise • URYY4MYou Are Too Wise For Me • URZyours • USCUp Sh** Creek • USCWAPUp Sh** Creek Without A Paddle • USPUnique Selling Proposition • UTMYou Tell Me • UVUnpleasant Visual • UWIWUYou Wish I Was You • UWMYou Want Me • UXUser eXperience • VVery • VBGVery Big Grin • VBMGVery Big Mischievous Grin • VBSVery Big Smile • VCVenture Capital • VCDAVaya Con Dios, Amigo • VEGVery Evil Grin • VFMValue For Money • VGNVegan -or- Vegetarian • VIMVery Important Member • VIPVery Important Person • VIVVery Important Visitor • VMVoice Mail • VRBSVirtual Reality Bull Sh** • VSFVery Sad Face • VWDVery Well Done • VWPVery Well Played • WWith -or- Working • w wultwhat would you like to talk about • w's^what's up? • W/With • W/EWeekend • W/OWithout • w/r/twith regard to • w00tWe Own the Other Team • w4mwomen for men • W8Wait • W9Wife in room • W@What? • WABIWhat A Bright Idea • WABOCWhat A Bunch Of Crap • WABOMWhat A Bunch Of Malarkey • WACIWhat A Cool Idea • WADWithout A Doubt • WADIWhat A Dumb Idea • WADRWith All Due Respect • WAEFWhen All Else Fails • WAFBWhat A F***ing Bitch • WAFMWhat A F***ing Mess • WAFSWarm And Fuzzies • WAFUWhat A F*** Up • WAGWild Ass Guess -or- Wives And Girlfriends • WAIWhat An Idiot • WAKWhat A Kiss • WAMBAMWeb Application Meets Brick And Mortar • wan2it means want to • WASWhat A Slut • WATIWhat A Terrible Idea • WATNWhere Are They Now • WAWWaiter/Actor/Webmaster -or- What A Whore • WAWIWhat A Wonderful Idea • WAYDWhat Are You Doing? • WAYNWhere Are You Now? • WBWelcome Back -or- Write Back • WBSWrite Back Soon • WBUWhat 'Bout You? • WCWho Cares -or- Water Closet • WCAWho Cares Anyway • wckdit means wicked • WCMTSUWe Can't Make This Sh** Up • WCWWoman Crush Wednesday • WDWell Done • WDALYICWho Died And Left You In Charge? • WDDDWoopie Doo Da Dey • WDRWith Due Respect • WDTWho Does That? • WDYMWhat Do You Mean? • WDYMBTWhat Do You Mean By That? • WDYSWhat Did You Say? • WDYTWhat Do You Think? • WEWhatever • WEGWicked Evil Grin • wenjait means when do you • werjait means where do you • werruit means where are you • werubnit means where have you been • WETSUWe Eat This Sh** Up • WFWay Fun • WFMWorks For Me • WGWicked Grin • WGAFFWho Gives A Flying F*** • WGMGDWhat Get's Measured Get's Done • WHYDTMWhat Have You Done To Me? • WIBAMUWell, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle • WIBNIWouldn't It Be Nice If • WIIFMWhat's In It For Me • WIIFYWhat's In It For You • WIIWIIWell It Is What It Is • WILBWorkplace Internet Leisure Browsing • WILCOWill Comply • WIMWoe Is Me • WIPWork In Process • wirldworld • WISPWinning Is So Pleasureable • WITWordsmith In Training • WITFITSWhat In The F*** Is This Sh** • WITWWhat In The World • WIUWrap It Up • wkit means week • wkewlway cool • wkndit means weekend • WLMIRLWould Like to Meet In Real Life • WLUWicked, Love You • WLU2Wicked, Love You Too • WMHGBWhere Many Have Gone Before • WMMOWSWash My Mouth Out With Soap • WMPLWet My Pants Laughing • WNDYit means windy • WNOHGBWhere No One Has Gone Before • WOAWork Of Art • WOGWise Old Guy • WOMWord Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse • WOMBATWaste Of Money, Brains And Time • WoMoBiJoWorking Mother with a Big Job • WOOFWell Off Older Folks • wootWe Own the Other Team • WOPWith Out Papers • wordit means cool, a.k.a. word up • WOTWaste Of Time or- it means what • WOTAMWaste Of Time And Money • WOTDWord Of The Day • WPWell Played • WRMit means warm • WRTWith Regard To -or- With Respect To • wruwhere are you? • WRUDWhat Are You Doing? • WRUDATMWhat Are You Doing At The Moment? • WSUWhat Say You? • WTWithout Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The • WTBWant To Buy • WTDBWhat's The Difference Between • WTFWhat The F*** • WTFDYJSWhat The F*** Did You Just Say? • WTFGDAWay To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass • WTFHWhat The F***ing Hell • WTFWYCMWhy The F*** Would You Call Me? • WTFYTTWho The F*** You Talking To • WTGWay To Go • WTG4a\\%/Want To Go For A Drink • WTGPWant To Go Private? • WTHWhat The Heck • WTHINWhat The Hell Is Next • WTHOWWhite Trash Headline Of the Week • WTMCWhat The Mother C*** • WTMIWay Too Much Information • WTNWhat Then Now? -or- Who Then Now? • WTSWant To Sell • WTSDSWhere The Sun Don't Shine • WTSHTFWhen The Sh** Hits The Fan • WTTMWithout Thinking Too Much • WUWhat's Up • WUFWhere You From • WUWHWish You Were Here • WUWHIMAWish You Were Here In My Arms • wuzwas • wuz4dinaWhat's for dinner? • wuzupwhat's up? • WWJDWhat Would Jesus Do? • WWNOWalker Wheels Need Oil • WWSDWhat Would Satan Do? • WWWWorld Wide Web -or- World Wide Wait -or- What Went Wrong • WWYWhere Were You? • WXWeather • WYCMWill You Call Me? • WYDWhat You Doing? • WYFMWould You F*** Me? • WYGISWYPFWhat You Get Is What You Pay For • WYMWhat do You Mean? • wymynwomen • WYPWhat's Your Problem? • WYRNWhat's Your Real Name? • WYSWhatever You Say • WYSILOBWhat You See Is A Load of Bullocks • WYSIWYGWhat You See Is What You Get • WYSLPGWhat You See Looks Pretty Good • WYTWhatever You Think • WYTBWish You The Best • WYWWish You Well • WYWHWish You Were Here • Xit means times • X-I-10Exciting • XLNTExcellent • XMEExcuse Me • XOXOHugs and Kisses • XOXOZZZHugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams • XQZTExquisite • XTCEcstasy • XXCCKiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug • YWhy? -or- Yes • YAYet Another -or- You -or- Your • YA yayaYet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) • YABAYet Another Bloody Acronym • YACCYet Another Calendar Company • YAFYoung Angry Female • YAFIYGIYou Asked For It You Got It • YAHOOYou Always Have Other Options • YAJWDYou Ain't Just Whistling Dixie • YAOTMYet Another Off Topic Message • YARBWYRYou're A Right Bleed'n Wanker You Are • YATFMYou Are Too F***ing Much • YATIYou're A Total Idiot • YAUNYet Another Unix Nerd • YBYou B*tch • YBFYou've Been F***ed • YBSYou'll Be Sorry • YBYYeah Baby Yeah • YBYSAYou Bet Your Sweet Ass • YCMTSUYou Can't Make This Sh** Up • YCMUYou Crack Me Up • YCTYour Comment To • YDKMYou Don't Know Me • YEPPIESYoung Experimenting Perfection Seekers • YFWife • YGBKYou Gotta Be Kidding • YGBSMYou Gotta Be Sh**ing Me • YGLTYou're Gonna Love This • YGMYou've Got Mail • YGTBKYou've Got To Be Kidding • YGWYPFYou Get What You Pay For • YHMYou Have Mail • YICYours In Christ • YIUYes, I Understand • YIWGPYes, I Will Go Private • YKWYou Know What? • YKWIMYou Know What I Mean • YLHYour Loving Husband • YLLOYou Lie Like Obama • YLWYour Loving Wife • YMYour Mother • YMAKYou May Already Know • YMALYou Might Also Like • YMBKMYou Must Be Kidding Me • YMMDYou Make My Day -or- You Made My Day • YMMVYour Mileage May Vary • YMYBNYCSIIYou Made Your Bed Now You Can Sleep In It • YNGBTYou're Not Gonna Believe This • YNKYou Never Know • YOLOYou Only Live Once • Yoopersomeone from U.P. • YOYOYou're On Your Own • YRYeah Right -or- you -or- your • YRYOCCYou're Running on Your Own Cuckoo Clock • YSYou Stinker • YSANYou're Such A Nerd • ysdiw8why should i wait? • YSICWhy Should I Care? • YSKYou Should Know • YSYDYeah, Sure You Do • YTBYou're The Best • YTRNWYeah That's Right, Now What? • YTTMYou Talk Too Much • YTTTYou Telling The Truth? • YUMPIYoung Upwardly Mobile Professional Idiot • YUPPIESYoung Urban Professionals • YVWYou're Very Welcome • YWYou're Welcome • YWIAYou're Welcome In Advance • YY4UToo Wise For You • YYSSWYeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever • Zit means said • zergTo gang up on someone • ZMG or ZOMGOh My God • ZZZSleeping, Bored, Tired • \M/Heavy Metal Music • ^5High Five • ^RUP^Read Up Please • ^URSUp Yours

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