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Volume 58, No.5 Friday. September 11, 1981 Phone 284-4401
USBG Treasurer Discloses Wrong Use Of Funds
By MARK I.INDK "were problems with the budget in Vl - H'rlter the past." and that he will ask Saga if the disputed bills were from last It'l ail a matter of money. Basi- year's orientation or from this tally, no! enough of it. fall's 1 ast year's SOS budget. Pine da said, was tied in with thc USBG This was the conclusion of An budget, whereas this year's was ette Yelin. Undergraduate Student not. Pineda pointed out that anyone Body Government (USBG) treasur making unauthorized expenditures er, in Informing the USBG of its fi should end up paying for the item nancial condition himself Yelin disclosed last week that a major portion of USBG'l money, ap In other re-cent Senate action. proximately $26,000, had heen members of the Executive Cabinet spent on items such as a secretary, were approved by the Senate. The tuition stipends, phone bills, and following people were confirmed about $2,500 in back bills. The ex for cabinet positions: Cohn Gabay. penditures leave USBG with about public safety secretary; Michelle $5,000 to spend for the entire year's Carrol, executive editor of U.I.S.; programming. Richard Lawrence, academic affairs secretary; Paul Satty, public rela During this week's Senate meet tions secretary; Jeri Goldberg, stu ing, Yelin further asserted that al dent services secretary; Lisa Mar most $3,000 had been spent improp ion, special events secretary; Jeri erly and without authorization. lyn Gray, managing editor of U.I.S.; Holding two Saga Food Service Chris Coffman. attorney general; bills, totaling $1,407, in her hand. and Al I ipay. univenity affairs sec Yelin Informed the Senate thai retary these represi-nted only a portion of To fill vacancies, new Senators the money that had been ipenl were sworn in by Rodriguez at the without authe.ri/.ation. first meeting of the year: Mary Os- Among other items are more bills troviky, Panhellenic senator; Joost *tiamlHurricane/MAXINI t MMM from Saga, totaling about 1945, and de Quack. International House sena $610 for plaques and trophies. In lor; Kevin Morris. United Black UM golfer Nathaniel Crosby, son of the late Bing Crosby, last Sunday captured the United States Ama- researching the Senate record for Students senator; I- ric Lieberman, teur . the most prestigious amateur gold tournament in the world. He won the final match in dramatic style, authorizations, Yelin found none Honor, senator, and Carlos l.lor- The food bills from Saga were in rente. Federation of Cuban Students For details, see Sports, page 10 ...ueii'-tion will, the Student Orien senator. Seven remaining vacattciM tation Service (SOS) functions held cannot be filled until the elections for orientation. committee is appointed.
When asked about the expendi USBG President Bill Mullowney tures. USBG President Bill Mullow discussed a Board of Trustees meet ney told the Senate he did not know ing he recently attended. The Any full-time undergraduate stu anything about them He further Board. Mullowney said, is presently stated that he will "refuse to take working on a Univenity budget dent who has paid the activity responsibility for authorizing the that reflects the shortfall of stu expenditures." Mullowney said he dents for the 1981-1982 academic usually knows whore all the money year. fee can get bailed out of jail is spent before the expenditure is made. Mullowney told the USBG Senate simply by phoning an SRA com Armando Rodriguez, speaker of that UM President Edward Thad the Senate, handed the chair over to deus Foote II will reorganize the ad President Pro Tempore Aurelio Qui ministration in llie near future and missioner nones in order to speake on the will be investigating recruiting vio matter. "There is no communication lations by different athletic teams in the executive office." he said, blasting Yelin fur nol talking with Mullowney also noted that work him prior to the Senate meeting. will soon begin on a tuition report designed to make student represen Rodriguez, pointing to his fellow tatives more alert to impending in members in the Senate said. "I chal creases in tuition and to what they Hello, Do You Know Them? lenge you all to look into the can do about them as an organiza books " He emphasized that no tion USBG money was used for SOS functions. The next Senate meeting will be Joseph Pineda, director of Stu Wednesday. Sept 16 at 4 pm in SRA Upholds Student Rights .ipnor dent Activities, said that there the Flamingo Ballroom.
By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE "He then tells me," Lipner said, and one dollar and four cents they Head News Writer "that his roommate was put in jail can be released on their own recog and charged with, say possession of nizance Rumor has it that the "Do you an illegal substance. "That would save them — and us know me?" American F.xpress ad "I ask him what jail the victim is a lot of time." campaign wa.s the brain child of an in. Meanwhile. I look for his name • From Oct. 12-16. SRA will be SRA chairman. and ID number on a printout sheet sponsoring a "Student Crime Do you know them? [to see if he is eligible for help.|" Awareness Week " There you go. The dialogue with the jailer. Lip • In three weeks. SRA will kick The University of Miami's Stu ner said, is generally along these off a lecture series with the help of dent Rights Agency, which started lines: the Florida Bar Assocciation (FBA), 12 years ago, is alive and well. " 'I am Stacy Lipner, with the which will be open to all students. Born at the height of student un University of Miami Student Rights The FBA will send people to rest in 1969 to help students who Agericy. I understand you have one speak students on various legal top got Into trouble, the agencv is now of our students in jail.' ics which are of interest to stu known to the unlucky fftw who ••. " 'Yeah.'. dents. Subjects will range from ali need Its help. " 'Has he been charged already?' mony laws to tenant-landlord con Picture this: " 'Yeah.' flicts. Two years ago, a freshman want " 'All right. Have his papers • Students and people from the ing to get involved in school activi ready, make sure the charges are community call the SRA constantly ties saw a sign at a recruiting table correct, he will be bailed out within seeking advice. in the Student Union which read " the hour.'" "We are not lawyers, so we are USBG (Undergraduate Student Lipner' then calls Chernenko" not allowed to give legal advice, but Body Government). She signed up. Bonding Inc., and someone goes sometimes they just need someone However, the sign was left on that down and bails the student out. Stu to talk to, so we refer them to our SRA table by accident — SRA is dents are required to pay 10 percent lawyers," Lipner said. not even under USBG's jurisdiction of the bail within a specified • A Tel-Consumer, Tel-Med, — so she unwittingly became a amount of time. and Tel-Law tape service to answer member of SRA. They do not have to pay anything questions asked most frequently by Today Stacy Lipner, the chairper at the time of release. "We serve as students is to be made available to son of SRA. heads a group of 10 their collateral," Lipner said. wards the end of this semester commissioners and is responsible SRA — which is funded by 55 Also, a brochure to familiarize the for everything that goes on within cents of each student's activity fee students with SRA and its functions her office. — can bail out students arrested on is due soon. The agency has changed to ac a single charge for as much as SRA commissioners are screened commodate changing student needs $2,100, or up to $2,750 for those by a committee composed of the over the years, but Lipner says the failed on multiple charges. president of the USBG Senate, the biggest news about SRA is that it is If students do not repay the vice president of the USBG, and expanding and trying to reach more money, their records are withheld other commissioners. people in the campus community. until they do so, Lipner said. The 11 commissioners, including One of the most important ser Some students mistakenly believe the chairperson, serve until gradua vices provided by the agency is a that the SRA only protects them tion, resignation, or removal from bailbonds service, one of only seven from abuse by the University ad office. They need at least a 2.0 such services provided nationwide ministration, Lipner said. grade-point-average to join. by school agencies. In fact, according to Lipner, that Aside from the commissioners, Any full-time undergraduate stu is one very small part of what SRA any student who wants to work dent who has paid the activity fee does. with SRA may join. can get bailed out of jail by simply She cited other SRA programs: "We need the input of everyone." phoning an SRA commissioner. • The SRA is now promoting a Lipner said. "We do not go out on calls. We voter registration drive. Anyone interested in working the are pretty much the go-between for "The laws made in Coral Gables SRA should call X2953 or come by students," Lipner said. affect the way we live at the Uni Room S244 of the Student Union. Lipner described the process: versity," she said. "By voting, then Anyone interested in getting out of Usually a friend or roommate of the we too can have an impact on the jail should call X6626 jailed person calls SRA's 24-hour laws that are passed." answering service. The service then In addition."People do not realize beeps Lipner or another commis that — if they are put into jail for a Hurrnanc News Writer fllinl Chris sioner and within minutes she is in misdemeanqr — with a voter's reg lupher ..fciyfkmtc contributed lo this contact with the friend. istration card from Dade County story . I SBG Page ? Fndav September 11 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE UPDATE Freshmen Rush To Join Greek Life
By ELIZABETH BABUN 6:30 p.m Attending were Abeloff: Fraternities handled their week fraternity men went back to the in MEETINGS News IVriler Dorner; Ivie Levy, assistant Rush somewhat differently. Beginning dividual frats that bid them and de chairman: Susan Peters, adviser to Saturday. August 15, the frats held cided which one they preferred. Before freshmen flew in wide- the Panhellenic Association and as a week of beach parties, campus, Ninety percent joined for 1981. PRESBYTERIAN STUDENT FELLOWSHIP: Everyone is welcome to eyed from the North, and before the sociate dean of Student Personnel; and city tours and barbecues. They Informal rush began after the this organizational meeting of a new Christian fellowship, Sunday at 8 upperclassmen dragged themselves and the girls' parents and rush also helped work out financial aid close of Rush Week and continues for anyone wishing to join. "We are p.m. at the Wesley Center. Refreshments will be served. into yet another wonderful regis counselors for the five campus so and registration problems. expecting about a 33 percent in STUDENTS OF EARTH. SEA AND LIFE: There will be a meeting tration, somebody here was having rorities. Fraternities had approximately fun crease after informal rush is over," for all students interested in the marine sciences, biology or South After the luau. rushees were 25 men that served as rush counse Formal Rush for UM sororities said Pozzuoli. Florida ecology on Monday at 5 p.m. in room 184 of the Science taken to the Panhellenic Building lors for the week. Involved also and fraternities took place just be for an International Dessert party. were Pozzuoli; Craig Mattox. vice Though Dorner said she was Building. fore freshman orientation and On Thursday, August 13, after president of the IFC; Armando Rod pleased with the way the sororities' UM SAILING HURRICANES: There will be a meeting on Mondav at everybody's registration. After a planned side trips, the sororities' riguez, member at large of the IFC; Rush Week went, she said she had 9 p.m. in room 226 C and D in the Student Union. week of parties, parties and more "Getting To Know You" parties and Willie Dominguez, treasurer of ideas about improving the program parties, many of Ihose freshmen STUDENT-FACULTY BOARD: There will be a meeting Tuesday. began. All rushees attended the five the IFC. "I'd like to see early rush change and transfers attending Formal 4:30 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. in the Student Union International Lounge parties, which featured such themes An extensive mail-out was put next year." she said, "and have it Rush pledged one of UM's five so The Board is the representative body of the business and prebusiness as "Greek Life 101," "Catch the together by the council and sent begin only one day before residence rorities and 11 fraternities. students and interacts in the students' interests wilh the Faculty and Chi-O Spirit." and "Star World " during the summer to incoming hall intake starts." Administrative members in the School of Business. Formal Rush week for sororities On F'riday, August 11, the first freshmen. During the program, CATHOLIC STUDENT MINISTRY: CSM will have its first meeting began Wednesday. August 12. Ac theme parties were held. The par rushees went to the 11 UM social Dorner added that she thoughi that the New Student Summer Ori on Tuesday. 7:30 p.m. at the St Agustin Student Center cording to Lisa Abeloff. president of ties' themes included "California fraternities who had Ihe opportuni Panhellenic. "Out of the 48 girls Dreamin'," "Grease Party." and ty to offer them a hid to join. "An entation Program (NSSOP) and Stu SCIENCE FICTION ACADEMY: For all students interested in writ that attended |Rush|. a high per "SDT Circus." After side trips and opportunity to get a chance to dent Orientation Services (SOS) are ing, reading or reviewing science fiction and fantasy books or movies, centage . pledged one of lhe five dinner, the dessert and information know all the Greeks together." said programs which could give Formal there will be a meeting this Tuesday at 8 p.m. in room 205 of thp sororities." al parties began at 7 p.m.. Rusher-, Pozzuoli. Rush more female participation Student Union. Karen Dorner. Rush chairman, could attend up to three of the par On Saturday. August 22. the new from all incoming students. WRITER'S FORUM: There will be a meeting every Tuesday from said, "I've got a positive attitude ties from which they received invi 7:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. in room 323 of the Ashe Building. The Writ about the girls Panhellenic pledged tations. er s Forum is an opportunity for serious, publishing-oriented writers of for 1981. 1 can tell our future is in On Saturday. August 15, a formal fiction (poetry, prose, dramal to meet and discuss their work in a good hands " "Preferential Party"was held at ti non-academic enviroment. Rush Week for Ihe fraternities, p.m. — by invitation only At the PKP To Eat Green Cheese which began three days later, also this time, the rushees signed their SCUBA CLUB: The UM Scuba Club meets every Monday at 8 p m. By MARK LINDE went well. Ninety percent of Ihe sorority cards in order of prefer in the Flamingo Ballroom. Everyone is welcome. NttM Writer rushees pledged fraternities ence. A silence period began which JUDO CLUB: The Judo Club will be having meetings Tuesdays and "For ten years fraternities did nut only permitted rushees lo speak to Members of Phi Kappa Phi will be celebrating the rising of the full Thursdays at 730 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center. Instructions have rush week," said Fdward Poz Abeloff. Dorner. levy, or Peters moon in a very special way on Sunday, September 13, at 5:30 p.m. and practices are held. For more information call Alan at 553-6100 zouli, presidenl of Ihe Intrafraterni outside of specified parties. The festivities will take place at the parking lot number two of Cran KARATE CLUB: The Karate Club meets for training Tuesdays and ty Council. "This was the second On Sunday, August 16. rush don Park on Key Biscayne. An alfresco dinner will be served along with Thursdays from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Center year and it was much more organ counselors delivered their bids to lunar beverages and green cheese. CHRISTIAN SCINCE ORGANIZATION: The organization meets ized and successful." the residence halls. Commuter rush Members of the freshmen honorary societies are invited. The cost is Tuesdays at 6 p.m. at 1115 Levante St. All are welcome. ees received their bids from the Stu Sorority Formal Rush kicked off $2.00 per person. Anyone wishing to make reservations or get more infor dent Personnel Deans office. USBG SENATE: The Senate holds an open meeting every Wednes wilh a luau banquet Wednesday al mation should visit room 234 of the Ashe Building. day at 4 p.m. in the Flamingo Ballroom (room 226A. Student Union). _ STUDENT RIGHTS AGENCY: Anyone interested in joining the on- rnrtnrmr. tttttttwnvntn...... mri'u i s inr_ m _"_ - campus student legal aid organization should attend the SRA meet ings Wednesdays at 5:30 p.m. in room 244 of the Student Union. • THE. PURF-ST f OOD ON THIS PLAN! 1 - UM AMATEUR RADIO CLUB: The Amateur Radio Club holds meet TEPEE LIQUORS m ARONA » ings Thursdays at 6 p.m. on the sixth floor of the School of Engineer mg and Architecture. Everyone is invited. 6470 South Dixie Hwy. METHODIST CAMPUS MINISTRY: The ministry holds Bible and (1 mile south of U.M. on U.S. 1) Bagels, a breakfast discussion, every Sunday at 9:45 a.m. at 1210 Stanford Drive. OPEN SUNDAY 1-9 FRI.-SAT. 9-12
COMPARE OUR PRICES Natural Food Restaurant & Juice Bar ON-CAMPUS HAPPENINGS 2701-2717 Douglas Rd Budweiser s8"case Michelob s1049case By The Park RATHSKELLER: The Rathskeller has sports on the big screen this afternoon. Happy Hour from 4:30 to 7 p.m. with Honest Tom as DJ. Miller $8"case St. Pauli Girl$1675case Phone 447-9978 and live rock n roll with the group Snapshot at 9 p.m. Snapshot also appears tomorrow at 9:30 p.m Monday Night Foot- ball can be seen on the big screen at 8:30 p.m. JESUS STUDENTS' FELLOWSHIP: On Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. there will be a bible study and fellowship meeting in the discussion room ol the 68 Complex. For more information call 266-0450. MIAMI ACHIEVEMENT PROGRAM: A career-decision-making pro gram for black students will be held Wednesday at 1 p.m. in building 21 P. Those unable to attend should call X3181 or X5511. CHABAD HOUSE: Chabad House holds services and free Shabbat dinner every Friday at 6 p.m. Chabad House is located at 1540 Al berga Avenue. LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRY: Praise and All That Jazz, a weekly folk/|azz mass, begins Sunday at 1210 Stanford Drive. BAPTIST CAMPUS MINISTRY: Friday Nite Live offers a time for .inging. entertainment and inspiration every Friday night trom 7:00 p.m. to 845 p.m. at the Baptist Student Center For more informa tion call 667-1066. HILLEL: A Shabbat dinner celebration will take place today at 6 p.m at Hillel. 1100 Stanford Drive. The cost will be $2.50 for affiliates and $3.00 for non-affiliates. Please RSVP by 4:00 p.m , 665-6948 BAPTIST CAMPUS MINISTRY: The group Agape will appear to night at 7 p.m. at the Baptist Student Center CHABAD HOUSE: There will be a concert at Gusman Hall Sunday at 8 p.m. by the Israeli band Wegama. Tickets are available at Chabad or by calling 661-07642. HURRICANE SKIERS: A ski show will be presented from 3 to 5 p.m. today on Lake Osceola Anyone interested in joining the Hurricane Skiers cam stop by the Ski Nautigue on the Rock trom 9 am to 3 pui.
INFORMATION
LIFELINES: Applications for the LIFELINES Executive Committee are now available in the LIFELINES office in the Health Center Annex. Tha deadline is today. For more information call Amy at X5933 Also, any person or group wishing to take part in Lifelines should call the same number. USBG: Any student interested in Student Government, stop by room 240 in the Student Union, and fill out an application. HOMECOMING EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE: The first informal gen eral meeting for all organizations and anyone interested in participat ing in Homecoming 1981 will be held Thursday at 7 p.m. in the Fla mingo Ballroom. USBG BIKE / BOAT LOAN AGENCY: The agency has begun operat ing next to Lake Osceola The program is open to any student with a valid UM ID. The hours are 12 noon-4 p.m. Monday through Friday and 11 a.m.-4 p.m. weekends. Rental rates — not including the .e quired $5 deposit are $1/hour for bicycles, paddleboats and ca noes and $2/hour for sailboats. For reservations or more information, call the USBG office at X3082. MISS UM PAGEANT: Applications for the 1981 Miss UM Scholar ship Preliminary Pageant are available in the Homecoming Office, room 225, of Student Union. Applications are due at 5 p.m. Septem ber 18 ROADRUNNERS COMMUTER CLUB: Roadrunners are sponsoring a carpool program tor the fall semester. Anyone interested in joining should drop by the Roadrunners' office. Room 211 of the Student Union, or call X2962. HOMECOMING EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE: Applications for sub committees are now available in the Student Activities Office, room 232 of the Student Union. Also, applications for float-beds for the Homecoming Parade will be available on a first come, first serve basis in the Homcoming Office, room 225 of the Student Union. HILLEL: Deli dinners -all you can eat- are available every Wednesday at 6:30 p.m. The cost is $2.50 for affiliates. $3 00 for non-affiliates. R S.V.P on Wednesday by noon.665-6948. Also, Israeli Dances are held .very Wednesday night 7:30 p.m. The charge is $.50 for affili ates, $1 00 for non-affiliates OPEN DOOR: Your i.tudent-run help line and walk-in renter is now open 7 p.m to midnight with people to talk to when you have ques tions about any aspect of college life Also available are informational tapes you can request to hear by phone. Call x2300 or drop by build ing 49K WESLEY FOUNDATION: A tree class in introductory meditation techniques. The Inner Life, will be held every Wednesday from Sep tember 23 to October 10 at 8 p.m. in the upper room of the Wesley Foundation. 1210 Stanford Dr. Topics include concentration, silent meditation, reincarnation, psychic phenomena, creative enhancement and mantras. No prior experience required. The instructors will be Prof, and Mrs. Thomas Pfeke.
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. Friday September 11, 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE, Page 3 Workshop Aids The Handicapped
» By MARIA SALAZAR The activities include the con planes and many more orders will » Ntws Writer struction of small model airplane be received. We will be able to pick » replicas of Cessnas, L-l01 I's, DC- up the Workshop financially." * Bob Lessne is one of those rare 10's, and others. The planes are » made of styrofoam, and are fre The Rehabilitation Workshop is breeds of human beings that only growing, with many more members come along once in a lifetime. quently sold to raise funds for the » Workshop. soon to join. It has some of the Lessne is a special person who things that it needs, but it lacks one » helped out a Miami policeman in • Lady Luck recently smiled on the * very important element — friends special way. Workshop when Lessne met the for the members. » About a year ago. Officer George Chairman of the Board of Tropicana * Kemp was involved in an accident Juices, who promised to advertise Anyone who would be interested » in which he suffered blindness and the model airplanes on the back of in sharing themselves with these The UM chapter of mental damage as a result of inhal the juice containers at no cost. people can contact The Rehabilita ing carbon monoxide gas. "It is something great for the tion Workshop, Bob Lessne, Direc Lambda Chi fraternity Lessne, an adjunct professor In Workshop," says Lessne. "Now tor. 8780 S.W. 131 St., Miami. The was named the most im the Department of Family Medicine everyone will know about the phone number is 235-1004. proved in the country for at the University of Miami, wanted increasing its member to help him. He opened the Rehabilitation ship from eight to 45 Workshop, two blocks away from Public Speaking Is Easy members during the last Kemp's home, so Kemp could at three years. Accepting tend regularly. Kemp has since been By ELLIOT CHRISTOPHER SKEETE their own topics, which are made this year's Phoenix joined by others at the Workshop available to anyone interested. This who are working to overcome their News Writer year's topics will vary from abor Award are Frank Glem- handicaps. tion to foreign policy. bocki and Roger Schroe Lessne is ably assisted by young When most students hear the "The program, which has been der. Mike Lantz, who works incessantly word speakeasy they think of the il on campus for six to seven years, to keep the Workshop going. His licit drinking establishments which will have some exciting new devel * duties range from selling crystal flourished during prohibition. opments this year," said Parks. One » water over the phone to helping the Here on campus it means some such development will be speaker » other members in the various thing quite different. University of the month, semester, and year » Workshop activities. He is also the Speakeasies is the name of the stu awards. The organization will also » head of public relations for the cen dent public speaking organization sponsor workshops where members » ter. which provides speakers for on-and will be able to improve upon their » Lantz majored in communica off-campus organizations. public speaking abilities. * tions at Miami-Dade Community According to Ron Parks, the or Anyone interested in joining the » College, and has his own radio pro ganization is open to any interested organization or arranging for a * gram on WDNA. Lantz is a work UM student. Students are asked to speaker can contact Ron Parks or » horse around the Workshop. prepare a short speech, which is de Jerry Houston by calling X6120 or Lantz is blind. livered before a screening board of by stopping by the Dean of Stu Despite being blind, Lantz re students, faculty, and administra denU' Office in building 21E. mains versatile. His many activities tors. Those selected can choose include rollerskating, bowling, water skiing, and partying, just to Contest Spurs Saving Energy name a few. Lantz speaks proudly of his ac Pageant Prelims Coming complishments. parties. By MARK CHESKIN David Cox. a resident assistant in "I love doing many things that Special to the Hurricane Miss UM Pageant is franchised by Photo Editor the 1968 complex. "People will be The amount of additional pro other people normally do," he says, the Miss Florida-Miss America Pag gram money will be directly related Students in the 960 and 1968 more conscientious of the energy "but many people don't know how The preliminary round of the eant. complexes will be competing for they use. to the cash amount of electrical sav to cope with blindness. Any female full-time student may ings. Savings will be determined by Miss University of Miami Scholar cash this school year in an energy- "Since students don't pay for the "For instance, I love to rollers- ship Pageant will be held Septem enter the pageant, either independ saving contest. energy, there's no incentive to save comparison to last year's energy kate. Every time I try to go |skat ently or under the sponsorship of a figures. ber 26 from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the The program, designed by Resi it," he continued. "But this program ing], the people at the door give me Wesley Foundation. campus organization competing for Residence Halls is hoping the dence Halls, is being promoted by will give them that incentive." a hard time. They rarely let me in, The preliminary round involves Homecoming trophy points. the Energy Task Korce, which is The project will be entirely de project will help students attain en even though I know how to conduct Applications for the preliminary ergy conscientiousness, as well as judging in talent and interview. The putting up signs and handing out pendent upon participation by stu myself, and I also know how to contestants with the top 10 cumula pageant are available in the Home brochures explaining contest rules dents, and the reward for partici stabilize the rising price of housing. rollerskate. Many people don't coming Office, Room S222, Student The price of an on-campus room tive scores will advance to the Miss and reminders on how to save ener pating will be extra program understand this." UM Scholarship Pageant, to be held Union. The deadline for the applica gy- money, which dorm residents often rose this year an average of Aside from his many pastimes, tions is 5 p.m. September 18. $150-200. October 26 in Gusman Hall. The "I think it's a superb idea," said use to fund sailing trips and beach Lantz spends a great deal of his Among the notices turned out by time trying to make the Workshop the Energy Task Force are signs In grow and helping the members in the towers which remind students their activities. Students Can Register that, just by turning off their air The members include some who conditioner fan while they are at are blind, some who have mental Special to the Hurricane address. class, they could save 15 to 20% of difficulties. Officer Kemp, and a 7- Naturalized citizens should bring the overall energy used by the year-old autistic boy whom Lantz is Students can register to vote naturalization papers which list the dorms. trying to teach how to speak. daily in the Dean of Students' Of place, date, and year of naturaliza fice, Building 21E. tion. Any naturalized citizen who Pick up your UM Student To qualify, a student must be 18 does not provide naturalization pa years of age or older, a U.S. citizen, pers must give the official registrar native or naturalized, and a resident the place and date of naturalization. Graduation Applications Life Calendar today!! of Dade County. In such cases, it will take longer for Each student must provide the of the county to send the registrant his Special To The Hurricane and you are permitted to attend the ficial registrar with documents or her voter registration card, since Commencement Exercises in May. Only 2 dollars at the proving his or her qualifications. officials will have to research the Attention: Seniors: If you have not yet filled out an Proof of age can be established date and place of naturalization. If you plan to graduate at the end application for graduation, please with a current UM ID card, a birth Any student who is a registered of the Fall Semester, you must fill go to the Registrar's Office, Room Bookstore. certificate, a passport, a Florida voter in another state should inform out an application for graduation. 249 of the Ashe Building, on or be driver's license, or naturalization the registrar when registering. This is necessary so that your name fore Thursday, September 24, and papers. To establish residency, a Call the Dean of Students' Office is listed in the Commencement Pro complete an applicaton for gradua *•...... »_«-*******»**»__ student must have a Dade County at X6120 for further information. gram, a diploma is ordered for you. tion.
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includes the health fee and the covers secretaries* salaries (ap- limited by the necessarily re Student Activity Fee. Your Stu proxamately $8,500), the USBG strictive structure of a large pri Whats Bad dent Activity Fee finances the Presidents' tuition remission vate University system. Student Union, pays entry fees ($5000), USBG President and None of this means that we to sporting events and funds Speaker of the Senate Summer are impotent to change the sta many student organizations. Tuition Remission ($2000), tus quo. What it does mean is The money for these organiza charges for using the University that some changes have to be About UM? tions is allocated by the Student phone system ($2000), and work made in order for the USBG to Activity Fee Allocation Commit study office workers ($1500). reach maximum effectiveness. tee, (I will discuss the allocation To this years budget, add to Financially, there must be Part of the purpose of a newspaper is to feel the pulse of the commu process in a future column.) the figure $3400 in unpaid bills cutbacks in fixed expenses. One nity it serves. Here comes our hand, so please extend your arm. We want solution is to cut down on salary to know what aspects of this university upset you most — the ones that One of the foremost organiza from last year's administration. cry out for reform. We will publish the five most often cited complaints in tions benefiting from these This leaves us with a grand total expenses by hiring a part-time a future issue. We think responses from freshmen are most important. funds is the Undergraduate Stu of $5280 for a full year of activ secretary and using senators for dent Body Government. This ities and programming. This office work. Another cutback in Their first impressions are fresher and have not been dulled into apa year the USBG is slated to re sum is barely enough to cover expenses could be achieved by thy by an unresponsive administration, and they will be around to benefit By ANETTE YELIN Undergraduate Student Body Government ceive $1.73 per paying student. such annual activities as Grove eliminating some phone lines from the changes this dialogue may effect. treasurer Based on an estimated 8000 pay Day and Senior Week, both and extensions to reduce Cen- If the past is any indication, reforms are unlikely. The Hurricane cries ing students per semester, sponsored solely by the USBG, trex charges. out, the students cry out, and still nothing is done. Anyone perusing an Ibis USBG will receive $27,680. let alone any additional pro Finally, an absolute must to Yearbook from the 1960's will know that the flood of student protest may This sounds like an awful lot grams. Obviously the USBG's control expenses is that your have well have been a bleat on a sheepfarm. There are few feelings worse ability to shoulder responsibili than the sickening lump in the pit of your stomach that makes you feel as Editorials Editor's Note: With of money, doesn't it? This is es elected treasurer be responsible though no one cares. Freshmen must feel it worse. Not only does no one this issue, we begin a periodic pecially true when one consid ties which incur financial obli for maintaining a balanced bud care, but that they are surrounded by some bumbling bureaucratic block series of columns written by the ers the numerous services gations is tremendously limited. get so as not to overspend and heads. USBG Treasurer, Anette Yelin. which USBG is accused of not Thus the USBG must turn its carry bills over into the follow This column is designed to better providing. However, a closer attention to the more productive ing year. The antiquated registration process may be dismissed by some be cause it all passes in a few days ... until next time. By now, there have inform students as to how our look at the figures reveals the role of voicing the students' Idealogically, the USBG been too many next times and too many empty promises. The administra monies are being spent. inadequacy of the funds and re opinions and serving as a liason should spend its energies on is tion is image-conscious enough to spend thousands beautifying the campus sulting limitations on USBG. between the students and the sues which it can realistically to make it superficially attractive. Why is there no such enthusiasm to So tuition is up to $2500 a se The total fixed expenses in administration. However, we affect, and not waste valuable eradicate the underlying cancer of inefficiency in the registration process? curred by USBG are approxi must bear in mind that the effort on issues which it could First impressions do last, and with that kind of introduction to UM it's mester? Not quite. Most of us small wonder the attrition rate is so high. We need computerized registra paid $2595. The additional $95 mately $19,000. This money USBG's power in this area is never hope to influence. tion, but there is a lack of communication at registration that only humans can help. " I've been here nine years, and I didn't know where to send peo ple," said one administrator. Parking: The Hurricane stated a year ago that the lot behind the li brary could double its capacity if redesigned. Also, the area between the Religion Belongs In The Church, commuter lot and the Memorial Building is not exactly lush with foliage, and would be no aesthetic loss if it were paved to create more parking spaces. Nothing has been done. " We all know there is not enough to satis fy everyone," said the head parking administrator. There are roughly 7700 spaces for an estimated 11,000 cars. This ratio is unlikely to change since it Not In The Public School System keeps the coffers jingling. Decal prices doubled to pay for new parking spaces. our minds chock full of contro one, especially a child, to recite plore ancient life and world phi New is not always more. versial subjects to spit and spat prayers contrary to his own re losophies. The Bible Is full not Paving the lots next to the LC building REDUCED the spaces by at only of spiritual guidance, but least 100. about. ligious training. I feel that reli The topics? Abortion, wom gious education is a responsibili also of chronicles of ancient life. Housing: It is disturbing to see a Letter to the Editor calling the hous en's rights, segregation, de-seg-' ty of the family and the church, However, The Bible is not the ing administration charlatans. The two authors said they were led to be regation, capital punishment, not the public school systems. only valuable piece of religious lieve in Spring that they would lose only the $100 deposit if no claim for literature. What of the Upanlsh- the room was made by registration time. Come Kail, cancellation of the euthanasia, legalization of mari No, I am not against Bible food and housing contract was denied and full payment wa.s demanded. It juana, etc. etc. ad nauseaum. study in the classroom. Am I ads, the Koran, the Buddhist is telling that the housing administration is having trouble filling its rooms, Women's rights has become contradicting myself? No. texts, Tao Te Ching and others? and Mr. Shoffner's secretary has suddenly quit after 14 years.Let's not rather boring (how can women Most of the great religions of Although the Old and New overlook the poor quality of the housing as well. burn their bras if they don't the world are based on scrip Testatments have probably in- The administration censors the summer Hurricane so that negative ar own any?), and the abortion tures. These scriptures are often flunced Western culture the ticles do not reach the homes or parents of students who could back out_ issue has not yet been fully re a combination of history and most, other texts certainly vived. Not to worry, all you cru philosophy. They have influ would complement any study of For " Lifelines" participants, this week is ' A Time To Care \ We sading philosophers and cocktail enced not only our way of life Eastern cultures. would like to see those sentiments carried on by the administration to but our very destinies. Wars and wards the students, not just this week but forever. This is of necessity a By MARIANA PERALTA party buffs, we do have one The issue today seems to be business-oriented school, but it should take care not to be too money-ori- Assistant hdiloriuls Ldllor issue to jump up and down crusades have been launched be the blacklisting of religious ented but instead more student-oriented. about: prayer in the schools, tween peoples of different reli texts, not what prayer should Why is it that the American with a new twist. gions. Diet in separate parts of follow the Pledge of Allegiance. This is a column on the bad about UM. A column on the good would public always seems to be argu Here comes my two cents the world has been influenced It concerns me that so many of require many pages. Still, we look forward to President Foote's efforts to by religion. Art throughout the those who are spewing forth eradicate even these blights. Foote will be an administrative father to gen ing? Maybe it's because we're worth. erations of UM students. Every father should seek betterment for his self-proclaimed philosophers. I am a Christian. I welcome ages has been influenced by reli their views seem to have the charges. Dr. Stanford's performance will be hard to follow. If Mr. Foote Maybe it's because fighting is the world to pray along with gion. In short: religion is an im two issues confused. Pray as would like an opening act, he need only read these pages. some sort of inslict which needs me. However, I do not believe in portant facet of culture. you will, but teach and learn as expression. In any case, we forcing my beliefs on others. I It is a pity that students are much as you can — not as much have a little file in the back of find it barbaric to force some denied the opportunity to ex as you may. •STAFF- STUDENT This newspaper is published sem.-weefe_y during the regular ac ademic year. Copyright 1971 by the University of Miami. Copy right 196b by the University ol Miami's undergraduate Student INQUIRY Body. This publication is written and edited by undergraduate students of the University of Miami. This publication does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of thc University's ^£P trustees, faculty, or administration. What Are Your Im
DEBBIE WILKER ANDREW L FURGATCH pressions Of UM's Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Registration Process?
News Editor Terry Fein Associate Newa Editor John Oudens Assistant News Editors Alina Falcon, Martha Martin Editorials Editor Howie Burns Assistant Editorials Editor Mariana Perralta Entertainment Editor Jason Haikara Bonnie Finkel, Jr., Business: I Assistant Entartainmant Editor Daisy Olivara think it was very unorganized. Sports Editor Chuck Rabin My last school had computer Assistant to the Editor-in-Chiaf Barbara Stevens ized registration. I don't know Assistant Sports Editor John Hart _'Vw___.. why a school of this size can't Photography Editor Mark Cheskin Head Copy Editor Charles Levin do the same. Assistant Copy Editor Ana Areces Head News Writers Jean Claude de la France, Jeremy Lang Head Entertainment Writer Tom Moon Head Photographer , , Stu Bayer Art Director Josh Hayes Executive Consultant .Ritchie Lucas Sid Cullopher, Soph., MSB: I transferred from a smaller school in Tennessee. It took me *W# cji{tistn Circulation Manager John Nagle five days to get registered — Assistant Circulation Manager Lars Schmeckei most of that time was spent in *TH IN os com TO ztiii. PIM U«0 WAITS— financial aid. I was not duly im Classified Advertising Manager .....Lourdes Moller BUT IT na_y NOT BC WH/JT HC UW«T_; POR: pressed. Production Managar Debbie Beck Production Meneger Marion Waskover Asst. Production Manager Mark Sweet
Senior Advisor Dr. Cyrus Jollivette Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger Letters Welcome Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts Pete Silverstein, Jr., MSA: The Miami Hurricane welcomes letters on topics of public interest to Registration was a breeze for the University and its community. All letters must be typed and me except for not being able to meet our deadlines for publication which are: Tuesday at 3 p.m. for defer payment home. I Post Office Box 248132 Friday's edition and Friday at 3 p.m. for Tuesday's edition. All letters was University of Miami never notified about this new are subject lo editing to conform to space and style limitations. Let policy. Coral Gables, Florida 33124 ters must bear the writer's signature and that name must be legibly printed out as well. All published letters will bear the writers name in print. _ Ilurriiane photos by St I BA1LR Friday September 11. 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE. Page 5 Letters To The Editor Noise In Dorms Is Out Of Hand *•/*__£ ,rot\''.rS*os\ tirjtrf, ytrt-lVlWlCZti
To the Editor: schoolmately love, epitomized by "Mahoney (or) Pearson Elizabeth Babun's article, Sucks!" "Dorms Less Crowded," com A friend of mine taped some Double Your Fun, And Your Swimming pletely clouds the actual reason of these nightly happenings and for those empty residence hall we both complained, tape cas rooms: noise. I lived on the sec settes in hand, to Ms. Beth Le ond floor of Mahoney last se vine, Director of the Mahoney- mester, overlooking a vast ex Pearson complex. She promised Season With A Solar Powered Device panse of concrete and a large to weed out a few of these "bad part of Pearson Hall. apples." Every night without fail there In the end, nothing was done, By VALERIE PATTERSON of two hundred to two hundred and fifty to fit the surface of the pool, the blanket would be some adolescent fool no one was ejected from the Special To Thc Huricane dollars worth of fuel per month to main not only retains the heat in the water, but playing a stereo loud enough to complex, even though the same tain a comfortable water temperature. also reduces evaporation and chemical con send force-four bass notes trav people were observed time and In the temperate climate of Florida, a Over the course of just a few years, a pro sumption, provides a safety barrier for eling right down the loadbear- time again either throwing bot pool owner may reasonably expect to pane heater will cost the pool owner thou small childeren and controals accumulation ing walls into my room. The tles out their windows or other enjoy sports at least five months out of the sands of dollars to operate. By contrast, of leaves and other debris in the water. sensation was akin to living in wise conducting mass chaos at 3 year. solar operating costs are non-existent. side a funeral drum that some a.m.. The most important aspect of a solar one had forgotten to muffle. Obviously, the "system", But the addition of a pool heating de How does a solar pool heater work? pool heating system — or any solar system Compounding this problem such as it is, tacitly approves of vice, to bring the temperature to a com William Robbins Jr. of W.R. Robbins & — is the collector, or the component that was the fact that most residents simianesque behavior by not fortable 78-80 degrees, could easily double Sons in Miami, area distributor for FAFCO, catches the sun's heat and holds it. had their windows open in the acting forcefully, or really by the swimming season. There are a number a pioneering company in the solar heating cooler weather. Guess where not acting at all. The only re of pool heating methods available, but one equipment field, explains: "The key com There are hundreds of solar product the hyper-decibel music lovers course is to leave. stands out: solar. ponents of the system are solar collectors, distributors throughout the state, and placed their speakers? Only You will find that the large which are usually mounted on the roof of many different types of collectors. The aiming out-of-doors (or win majority does choose to live on In terms of praticality — especially in the home. The collectors draw in and re Florida Solar Energy Center (FSEC) in dows, in this case), naturally, so campus either due to lack of Florida — and cost effectiveness, solar tain the heat of the sun. Cape Canaveral has been designated the of as to subject everyone in the transportation or due to lack of pool heating stands head and shoulders ficial agency for testing and certifying Mahoney-Pearson Complex to wherewithal to afford the high above the rest. equipment. FSEC's test results are avail "Utilizing the existing pool pump able on request. To obtain information the musical tastes of Mt. St. Hel rents commanded by any and all (which runs a certain number of hours per ens, in Sensurround, yet. off-campus apartments nearby. The Florida Conservation Foundation write the Energy Center at 300 S.R. 401, day anyway), the cool pool water is run Cape Canaveral, FL 32920. As spring wore on, the night I now reside off campus and I (FCF), in its publication Solar Heating for continuously through the solar colectors, ly broadsides of raucous cursing find that peace and quiet and Swimming Pools, solar pool heating "rep and is warmed in the process. The water and barrages of beer bottles into lack of what should be avoid resents one of the most attractive uses of circulates from pool through collectors and Solar Heating for Swimming Pools, has the courtyard below increasd able distractions are more than solar energy. The initial cost of the equip back into the pool until the desired temper received national acclaim for its "layman's exponentially. And then there worth the differences in price. ment is relatively low, and operational sav ature is reached. Solar heaters have no language" explanation of solar equipment were the nightly exchanges of Scott M. Peterson ings of solar heating equipment are high. trouble at all establishing and maintaining intricacies. A copy is available for $4.50 Therefore the payback period (time re the optimum 78-80 degree water tempeta- from the FCF at 935 Orange Ave., Winter quired for total fuel savings to equal the ture." Park. FL 32789. cost of solar equipment) may be as short as two or three swimming seasons." If you are seriously considering the in Open Up Your Eye Working in conjunction with solar stallation of a pool heating system, infor For example, propane heaters have a equipment, a "pool blanket" can further mation from these organizations could aid j lesser initial cost but require the purchase maximize efficiency. A plastic cover sized in making intelligent decisions. To The Editor: Why doesn't the Hurricane criticize the fact that the Li In Tuesday's edition, the Hur brary is closed on holidays ricane has deemed it appropri when people want to and need ate to criticize the food at the to study? I98I !98:_SEA.$ON Eye. My question is this — is Why doesn't the Hurricane LEGAL the University of Miami in such and its staff stop using the ACT SOON! terrific shape, that we need only- school's newspaper as a toy and Florida • worry about soggy lettuce? Is discuss matters of importance? PROBLEMS? THERE'S A the education we receive that Personally. 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Pag« 6, Friday September 11, 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Arts and Leisure Lowe Museum Presents State Of The Art
By JOHN de LEON works exhibited in museums and stark black-and-white photography. Ward's sculptures are also of inter Cntertofiunenl Writtr galleries around the world. They in Down's photographs, particularly est. clude exhibits at the Museum of his Don't forget to clean up, have an Oppenheim's sculptural installa Three diverse shows highlighted Modern Art and the Whitney Muse intriguing, ambiguous quality. Wil- tion is the most powerful work at the September 2 opening of the um of American Art, New York lig's well-executed genre and still- the Lowe. Like it or not. Life Sup Lowe Art Museum's 30th anniver City; Philadelphia Museum of Art, life scenes often convey immediacy. port System for a Premature By sary season. Featured are works by Philadelphia; The National Gallery. Storm's works are especially de product (From a Long Distance) Francisco Goya, Dennis Oppenheim, Washington D.C; Stadlijk Museum. lightful. Her nude female figures cannot be ignored. The work is and UM Art Faculty members Ed Amsterdam; Norton Gallery, West delineated by simple black lines are massive — it takes up a whole gal ward Yanowitz, R.W. Downs, Tom Palm Beach; National Gallery, Ha- accentuated by what appears to be lery. It resembles a factory assem Gormley, Lee Willig, and Larue vanna; and the Lowe. The differ watercolors. the works are effec bly line with mechanisms actually Storm who all display their consid ences among these artists reflect a tively mood-evoking as a result of in motion. The movement of the erable talents in works ranging healthy make-up in the UM Art De their simplicity. Storm's use of col tubes, pipes, fans, and plastic fix from photographs to paintings with partment. lages such as in Dame Edith Serves tures represent machines in today's found forms. Yanowitz's colorful photographs Tea, is also highly evocative. Tom world. As Oppenheim recently stat This group of six l!M faculty of festive Carribbean masks and Gormley's works of letters and mu ed in Arts Magazine, "Machines are members have previously had their costumes contrast his severely sical symbols on paper and William a rather perfect device to use as a metaphor for thinking." Oppen heim, an artist of considerable re nown, has logically ordered the components of the work as a thought process; input idea, relay system, transformation stage, and receiving end. Conceptual art has long been crit icized by conservative art viewers as not being art at all but a creation not related to any subject. Oppen heim, again in Arts Magazine, dis agrees. "There is a subject" in this work, he says. He does succeeed in depicting an intellectual, as opposed -.rjmi^, -*«^HB^] to visual, subject, though not to % everyone's satisfaction. •< A 2 Goya's prints in the third gallery are from his later periods. The Tau- romaquia, a _eries of prints depict ing the world of bullfighting, is %« ft rr-s^W^ASr-^r^fl technically excellent in its presenta eOppeaheiia'a Factory Art Currently Ai Lowe tion of figure and shadow. Los Dis parates, illustrating life in 19th The Lowe Brau, a recently con Drawings — as well as Ihe Tou Century Spain, is a series of prints verted bar, lent joviality to the pro louse-Lautrec Posters Exhihil open that satirizes the social and political ceedings and gave an enjoyable ing December 12 can he looked for mores of the time. These prints twist to the museum. Two major ward to in the near future. leave a haunting, eerie feeling while exhibitions opening October 14 — effectively satirizing Spanish ways. Innovative Furniture in America, These prints, mainly etchings, are a The UM Faculty Exhibition and which opened at the Cooper-Hewitt the Oppenheim exhihil run through nice complement to expand on Museum in New York, and .Shaker Goya's better-known works. October 4. The Goya exhibit will Furniture, textiles, and Inspired run through October 25. A disappointing aspect of this otherwise diverse and worthwhile exhibition is the sloppy manner in which the labels identify the works of art. For the most part, the labels Double Dynamite:Cheers identify the works and artists; no mention is made of the date or the Lowe Sponsors Yearl) \ri Festival In Sprini l llurrli ane/S 11' HA i I X media used. For Williams Hotel Food
By SCOTT Rl \l OKI) throughout. For those consider l-nU-rtuinmcnl W'rller ing the Vendome, the maitre 'd Do You Have Talent?- Sign Up recommends the Steak Diane For a fine dining experience and the Duck a L'Orange. Spei Ial le. lhe Hurricont in the truly French tradition I Reservations are recommend wholeheartedly recommend the ed and can be made by calling Prominent names in the entertainment industry will be conducting two restaurants housed at the 443-4646. The Vendome has en workshop sessions held in conjunction with the All-American Collegiate David William Hotel here in tertainment nightly as well as a Talent Search (A.C.T.S.) finals at New Mexico State University, Las Cruc- Coral Gables. full liquor bar and lounge. es, New Mexico, Jan. 13-16. 1982. Final competition will be held following Dinner at the more elegant of Also affiliated with David six months of screening hundreds of amateur college student performers in the two proved to be a unique William Hotel is the 700 Club America who have not signed an exclusive contract with any entertain experience in dining. The Chez Restaurant. We visited the 700 ment agency or management company and who earn less than 50% of Vendome, located on the first Club for brunch, which is avail total income in any field of performing entertainment. level of the hotel, is open for able Sundays from 11:30 a.m. to Instructors include Dick Arlett, former producer/writer to the Na lunch 11:30 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. tional Collegiate Talent Tournament for Metromedia Television; Larry But daily, except Sundays, and ler, National College Artist Development Manager, Warner Bros Records; serves dinner nightly from 5:30 Jim Cleaver, Executive Director. Los Angeles Sentinel; David Douds, Head p.m. until 11:00 p.m. The menu of State Fair and Outdoor Events Department, William Morris Agency; boasts some two dozen appetiz Maj Charles W. Frank, Chief, Armed Forces Professional Entertainment ers, soups, and salads, the high Office. U.S. Department of Defense. est price being $4.95, as well as Also there will be Ward Grant. Executive Vice President, Paladino three dozen main entrees, the and Associates, Director of Public Relations and Media for Bob Hope; Irby highest price being $29.95 for Mandrell, manager of Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters and R.C. Le Chateaubriand, which is a | HI i HI IIM . II IM II Ml./ Bannon; Thomas J. Pitts, Jr., General Manager, Performance magazln.; complete dinner for two. Along Duane Tatro, music composer of TV and film scores M'A'S'H, Love Boat. with the extensive menu, the National Geographic specials; and Jean Williams, Talent Director. Bill Vendome has created a wine list 2:30 p.m. Located on the top board magazine. which includes over 150 vintag floor of the hotel, the 700 Cluh es from France and Germany as offers a magnificent view of the The workshop is open to anyone interested in the role of the perform well as selected domestic wines. ing artist in commercial entertainment. Those enrolled have the opportuni Miami area. A small terrace pro ty to attend the A.C.T.S. finals where 7 national finalists will perform My choices for dinner were vides this panorama where one "live" as an opening act for a major recording artist. the following: French Snails can enjoy a favorite cocktail. Winners will receive cash prizes and matching scholarships for their served with a Chicken Mousse; For brunch, one can enjoy a schools totalling $14,000, and auditions by major entertainment compa Caesar Salad created at our wide variety of fruit and vegeta nies. Participating production companies reviewing the 14 regional win table; Filet Mignon with Baked ble salads, as well as entrees ners include Warner Brothers Records, American Theater Productions, and Potato and Broccoli with Hollan- from Eggs Benedict to Lamb the Oakland Ballet Company. daise Sauce; and for dessert, the Chops. All contestants become eligible to be selected for a tour of Europe or Maybe Vou Will !»«• Nt-xt Oli.ia Newton-John Chocolate Fxlair. My choice of F'or dessert we found the the Orient under sponsorship of the U.S. Department of Defense. wine was St.Emilion, 1978, a Strawberry Melba to be a defi The matching scholarship prizes will be awarded to Ihe department fine mid-priced Bordeaux. I nite mutt lor potential diners. or school whose faculty or professional staff members endorse one of the Students submit entries either on video cassettes or audio cassette found the Snails and the salad to Though not available in buffet top three cash prize-winning student acts. An additional advisor and stu tapes with photographs. Deadline for receiving entries is Dec. 4, 1981. be very well prepared and pre style, the four course brunch to dent performer will have the opportunity to serve on the final judging For details, contact Barbara Hubbard, Director of Special Events, Box sented. The Filet Mignon was talled $39.00 with two cocktails panel Jan. 16, 1982. 3SE, NMSU, Las Cruces, New Mexico, 88033. ACTS phone (505) 646-4413. superbly prepared. as well as a 20% tip. Reserva The chocolate eclair was tions are required and can be slightly lacking. The wine, a made bv calling the 700 Club at Bourdeaux, was exceptional. My 445-7821. The 700 Club also companion's choices were as fol serves breakfast, lunch, and din Enter Ticket Contest For Hot New Film: lows: Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail. ner. For times and Information, Caesar Salad, Duckling Flambe you can telephone the restau with Cherries, and to conclude, rant. the Chocolate Mousse. For wine, Both restaurants at the David "Neil Simon's "Only When I Laugh' " she chose a white Bordeaux- William Hotel are highly recom Mouton Cadet, 1979. She found mended. For a casual breakfast, the entire meal excellent. lunch, brunch, or dinner. The By BOB ANTHONY bet" for a couple of Oscar nomina All you have to do to enter the Can you MUM those films? (Hint; With a 20% gratuity, the en 700 Club is a sure bet. For an el Entertainment Wiitasr tions, including Best Actress for ticket drawing is answer these tri Cinderella Liberty is not one of tire cost was $72.00, icluding egant experience dining in the Marsha Mason and Best Supporting via questions relating to Neil French tradition, The Chez Ven Columbia Pictures and lhe those films) tax. Taking into account all that Actress for Kristy McNichol. Simon Simply put your answers on we ate and drank,we found the dome is a definite must for any Miami Hurricane have ei^ht tickets a sheet of paper with your name one who lives in the greater (admitting two persons each) to the The film is based on Neil Simon's 6. In 1978, Simon combined tal cost well worth it. The atmo and telephone number. Winners ents with Marvin Hamlisch and sphere was extremely elegant, Miami area. South Florida premiere of Neil tragic/comedy The Gingerbread will be contacted Monday. Simon's 'Only When I Laugh' Tues Lady, dealing with an alcoholic ac Carole Bayer Sager to make a hit complete with chandeliers, gold Next week; The Depot Res musical. Hint: It played Miami this candelabras, and red velvet taurant day. Sept. 15 at 8:00 p.m. at the tress trying to mend her relation 1. Early in his career, Neil Simon Beaumont Cinema. ship with her daughter. The film is year. Name the musical and the wrote a hit TV series that was gen original stars. The film is considered a "sure alternately funny and sad. erally known as Sgt. Bilko or The Phil Silvers Show. But what was its 7. Neil Simon's hit musical Sweet actual title? Charity was made into a film star ring Shirley MacLaine. What fa 2. Simon rarely writes a role mous filmmaker made his directing with a certain actor in mind, bul ad debut with this film? mits he was one-and-a-half acts into a new comedy when he met Walter 8. Peter Falk played a private eye Matthau at a party and thought he'd in this far-fetched tale which co- be perfect in the part. So he said to starred Ann-Margret. Marsha Matthau. "Walter, I'm writing a Mason, Louise Fletcher, Stockard play for you. Don't do anything Channing, and Eileen Brennan next year." What was it? among others. What was this film? 3. The following is a list of actors 9. What impression did the veter from films based on works by Neil an vaudeville comics, Smith and Simon. Can you name what films Dale, and their famous "Doctor they were in? Krokheit" routine, make on Neil Simon — what play did they in a. Jane Fonda. Robert Redford spire? b. Jack Lemmon, Anne Bancroft c. Richard Dreyfuss, Marsha 10. Neil Simon met his wife Mar Mason sha Mason on the stage of which of d. Walter Matthau, George Burns his plays? Hint: It co-starred Chris e. Maggie Smith, Michael Caine topher Plummer and was based on the works of Chekov. 4. I Ought To Be In Pictures is Student Entertainment Committee (SEC) presents Fran- being made into a film starring Good luck. Answer as many as Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret, and you can and drop your slip of paper ken and Davis Friday, Sept. 25th at 10:00 p.m. in Dinah Manoff. Who played Mat- on the Entertainment desk of the Gusman Hall. Franken and Davis were part of the origi thau's role on stage? Hurricane, located on the second floor of the Student Union, room S- nal Saturday Night Live and perform a hilarious come 5. Neil Simon's wife Marsha 221 dy show. Tickets will bje available soon. Stay tuned to Maaon has won three Osca.Biion.i- The answers will appear in Fri K i i-l> nations, Iwo (or Neil Simon films. day's paper. The Hurricane. Friday September 11, 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE, P«g« 7 Musical Notes
er were revealed on the subsequent paced together. More often than Elvis Costello and Roger Bechiri- John Kander- this is a great score in releases The Marble Index (1969), not, though, Philippe Quilchini's an unfortunately don't have a clue the tradition of great scores. When Desertshore (1972), and The End production overpowers rather than as to how they should produce mm mm, was the last time you could remem (1974). All three records were pro enhances (the drums are way too them. Squeeze has had no luck with ber a song from a musical? Woman duced by Cale, who played various loud). Nico's music needs the deli producers, using everyone from ^m-mmmim of the Year has at least three memo instruments on all the albums. This cate hand of John Cale, who, in the John Cale (Velvet Underground) to rable tunes- the title song. One of trilogy of recordings features Nico's past, created the perfect backdrops John Wood (Fairport Convention). unnmmm thc Bovs, and the show-stopper. narrative vocals over intricate mu for Nico's recitations. Costello and Bechirian have at least The Grass is A/ways Greener. For a sical tapestries. The songs, often Drama of Exile is, nevertheless, a junked the tacky synthesizer that 1980's score, that is quite remark very sad, retain a melodicism that is fine album, and, like all her work, is marred previous efforts, but it able. Does anyone actually remem so totally original — classification worthy of close attention. Being her seems no one can help Squeeze shed ber any songs from Barnum or or analogies to other artists only first work in seven years, a letdown that nervous sound. I think it's their Evita (besides Don'l Cry For Me Ar helps to obscure. is inevitable. Hopefully, by her next drummer Gilson Lavis. He makes gentina)? Drama of Exile is Nico's first rec record, she will spurn the occasion Squeeze sound slick. The bassist, Fred Ebb is very witty- listen to ord in seven years. John Cale is al Bowie-isms and return to influ John Bently isn't too good either, ^B the title song. Having tea with Ger conspicuously missing as is Nico's encing contemporary music instead come to think of it. So that's it. trude and Alice? Does anyone re harmonium (an accordion-like in of being influenced by it. Squeeze needs a new rhythm sec member Stein and Tolkas? What DRAMA OF EXILE strument she used to accompany tion. about Lady Astor? He may be be Nlco herself with). She has come full cir — LANE STEINBERG Let's move to the writers. Glen WOMAN OF THE YEAR hind the times in the title song, but Aura cle, producing her first rock album Tilbrook and Chris Difford. Til- Lauren Bacall- Original Cast in The Grass Is Always Greener since The Velvet Underground and brook has a McCartneyesque voice Arista (Marilyn Cooper deserved her Tony Nico's career seems like a studied Nico. that is the group's chief asset. His on the basis of the album alone) he enigma. She has recorded five solo At first, I was not thrilled. Cov melodies are inventive and his gui Okay. Lauren Bacall is not a mentions birth control, infidelity- albums over thirteen years, intro ers of Waiting for the Man (Lou tar playing exquisite. great singer but it really doesn't enough 1980s topics to update the ducing startlingly original concepts Reed) and Heroes (David Bowie) Chris Difford. the lyricist, make a difference, does it? This is a Hepburn-Tracy film, don't you each time out. She performs rarely served as a major source of disap shouldn't be allowed to sing. He great cast album, the most listena- agree? and gives no interviews. pointment. In fact, much of the sounds like John Entwistle after ble in years. Lauren Bacall, despite Okay, the music may be forgot With Lou Reed and John Cale, album reminds me of Bowie's late- lung surgery. His vocal on the her lack of singing talent, gives a ten in five years, I agree. But Bacall she made up the nucleus of the Vel middle period work (Low and He otherwise enjoyable Heaven is vile. brilliant musical performance. won't. vet Underground, appearing on roes) and even Scary Monsters. This We move to new keyboard man Is it really necessary to be a great If nothing else, Woman of the their infamous debut album in 1967. is an interesting twist, considering Paul Carrack (ex of Ace), who re singer to be a brilliant musical/ Year will be remembered as part of Internal friction caused her to leave Bowie has stated in print that his places since-departed Tod Holland. comedy star? Of course not- ask the Bacall legacy. A woman who early in 1968, the year she released sound is partly indebted to early Carrack, who sang vocals on Ace's Richard Burton (Camelot) or Rex never achieved superstar status in her first album, Chelsea Girl, with Velvet Underground. hit (low Long, sings lead on one cut, Harrison (My Fair Lady). They mas films. Bacall wanted to be a star on Velvet John Cale producing and ar There is one true masterpiece on Ihe single tempted. His voice is fine tered the art of talk-singing quite the stage. Cactus Flower certainly ranging. The album featured mate Drama of Exile, the chilling Si.xty- but it doesn't fit the song. His key- easily but Bacall does something helped and. of course. Applause did rial by thc then-unknown Jackson iorly. This stands way above hoard playing, however, adds a def different- she actually sings. De the trick. But. Woman of the Year Browne, as well as a few John everything else on the album. Here, inite dimension to the overall sound, spite the fact that 99 percent of the depends entirely on Bacall for suc Cale/Lou Reed collaborations. The thc slow drone of Nico's voice and EAST SIDE STORY and he is probably the most subtle time she is off key, despite the fact cess. The book is flimsy, the rest of record was an interesting debut, fo the dark imagery ("Many moons Squeeze instrumentalist in the band. that she croaks during One Oj The the cast is forgetahle, but Bacall is cusing on Nico's throaty vocals. need to be found/late at night you A&M East Side Story also displays a Boys, despite the fact that the songs great. Her unique talents as a songwrit hear them pound) are perfectly softer side of Squeeze: F-llold, La are arranged to fit her lack of sing She is charming, sexual, funny, Let us get one thing straight. This belled With Love, Vanity Fair and ing range, she pulls it off- and this beautiful — you name the superla is no masterpiece. I'm getting tired 1 here's No Tomorrow are all bal album works surprisingly well. tives, she deserves them. of hearing this album mentioned in lads. Their respective readings are Okay, part of the credit should go Marcus Quintet At F.I.U. the same breath with Revolver, sick sincere, though not entirely com to lyricist Fred Ebb and composer — JASON HAIKARA of hearing Difford/Tilbrook men fortable. Squeeze is experimenting tioned with Lennon/McCartney. with new types of songs and the Special to HM llitrriuinc ries which will feature local musi This is entertaining pop, nothing members' ambition is admirable. F* ', Drama Dept. presents two one-act plays Sept. 16-20 cians playing jazz from mainline to more. Hold in particular is quite inspired, | at Brockway Theatre, 8:00 p.m. Tickets available at the The Billy Marcus Quintet will be contemporary. With that said, let me praise good enough to stand with anything the first group to express the many Set on the northern bay of Bis Squeeze for delivering their finest- by the, uh, Hollies. door. See Tuesday's issue of the Hurricane moods of jazz, during Florida Inter cayne Bay, four miles south of ever album, an album that can Why do I like to needle these national University's "Jazz on the Broward (enter at US 1 and NE stand with any record by the, uh, guys? Because, after five records, ; * _•*•_•* * Bay" Series premiering Sunday, 151st Street), the campus boasts Hollies. The songs are better this they're still looking for a style, I Program Council presents Alan Yott, religious style September 13 at 8:00 p.m. award-winning modern buildings time around. This is the key. that's why. East Side Story is just ; music today at 11:45 on the patio. Co-sponsored by The quintet, noted by jazz affi- and landscaping as well as a mag Squeeze's past records all boast more hit and miss, but the hit per- '_ cionades for being able to move nificent view of the bay and Bal four or five good tunes and the re centage is high and they sound like j Lifelines, "A Time For Caring" from high energy to the mellow end Harbour in the distance. The local is maining album filler is cute gar they're having a blast. They ain't ****** of the jazz spectrum, will appear in also accessible by water. bage. East Side Story's songs are all heavy but they're my brothers. an appropriate setting for its brand The six-concert is sponsored by good, and you can play both sides The Rat presents Snapshot, new wave rock at 9:00 of music — under the stars, sur FIU's Division of Continuing Educa without wincing once. — LANE STEINBERG , Friday and 9:30 Saturday rounded by swaying palms at the tion. university's Bay Vista Campus. Tickets are $5.00 per person for China Valles, all night disc jockey each concert in the series. For res for WTMI in Miami, will serve as ervations and information , CALL master of ceremonies for the fall sc 940-5819. Student tickets are $2.50. Students Win Music Award TWO HEAVY HITTERS
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Two students at the University of Miami have been named co-winners in the 1981 down beat Magazine Student Recording Awards, conducted annually for the top U.S. and Canadian high school and college musicians TOUCH BASES ON BATS, and student recording engineers. By co-winning the "Best Engineered Studio Recording" category, l-red Adsit and Pierre Porter each won a number of awards, one of which was a (.old microphone presented by Shure- Brothers Inc., Kvanston, Illi nois. The Shure (iold microphone is one of the entertainment industry's most recognized symbols of outstanding talent. BALLS, AND BEER. J Other prizes included a deebee pin. and for the music department of their school, a golden replica of the down beat magazine cover featuring the names of the contest winners. 9 To participate in the contest, students must submit a copy of their B00G POWELL (Former American smaller over there. B00C: Tastes great That's why I own original or non-original tape recorded music. The recordings are Baseball Great): Koichi here has KOICHI: 'Ji •), y.-.T'J^A drink it. too' I guess we have a lot judged by ten leading jazz musicians, recording engineers, and educators based upon musicianship, creativity, technique, improvisation, excitement, been giving me a new angle on UB*A(Dim*z£hitfrA,Tt £, more in common than I thought. and sound quality. baseball. It seems the games a B00G: Well, now that you men KOICHI: *<7)*\*) ! titt, H* little different in Japan. tioned it, I guess you guys are Omfrlstf—JmiZK •) t \tK**a KOICHI NUMAZAWA (Former kinda smaller. Does that mean B00G: Me? I'm too big to play on Setting Record Straight Japanese Baseball Great): you drink Lite Beer ^cause it's less a Japanese team. *•>, 9.A.y£7 4-H.r'tY<\***) filling? KOICHI: *t*\*XZ.tU\t*Tt** > Special lo lhe Ilurriiane dent Entertainment Committee does not exclusively sponsor rock con KOICHI: l*K>-, til* I Vlt-hmV a - K-ltilTTct-, The Arts and Leisure section in certs- they try to offer a wide vari B0OG: That's right. The field is A,TT«fco accurately mentioned that Frank ety of entertainment. They are cur B00G: Shortstop?! Very funny. Zappa would appear at the Sunrise rently looking to book a eclectic Musical Theatre Nov. 2. The correct event. date should be October 23 (8:00 and 11:30 p.m. Also Leonard vs Hcarns was re ported to be Leonard vs. Holmes. That would be a neat trick, wouldn't it? The fight will also air at Miami's newest nightclub, Club Briarwood on September 18th. And last, but not least, the Stu Page 8, Friday S»ptemb_r11, 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE
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(frditor's Sole: All oj us have one Dear Worldly One: (.very pretty vited to a Microdots party this Sat Dear Madame Jaded: My vAole thing in common- desires oj the girl seems to be in a glass box. urday. Does one EAT Microdots? Or floor is going to a mazola partjr* on heart. Whether it be love or lust. What can 1 do about it? what?? the fourth floor of Pearson. They • the college student faces many told me it would be a lot of fun" but. '.tfrohlems that are hard to find solu Confused frankly, I don't know whether}, is tions to. We asked a worldly and Sincerely, Curious, but willing a good idea. vosllv experienced "woman of thc Dear Confused: Look for the ugly World" to help students with their ones Sincerely, Questioning Queenie live problems. Students who have Dear Curious: Well honey, it de '.problems should write in care of pends on where your morals lie. Madame Jaded or slop by the Hurri cane office with their questions) Dear Questioning: I don't know dear- it could be a sticky situation. Dear Madame Jaded: My girl By MADAME JADED friend thinks she's a camel. Every- _ _ Lntcrtainmcnt Columnist time I finish one hump, she wants me to go for two. I don't know if I Dear Madame Jaded: My boy can handle it. What can I do? Dear Woman of the World: I'm a friend won't give me the time of freshman girl, considered "fun and • oay. What can I do about it? Tired Tommie carefree" by many, hut have re cently found myself in a grave di Dear Mighty Madame: I just can't Sincerely. Dear Tired: Apparently, not lemma. I've got the hots for my get enough you-know-what. WUI it timeless Tess much. male gymnastics teacher, it's gotten make me older faster? so even the "parallel bars" bring lo Dear Timeless: Buy yourself a mind all sorts of things. Whatever Impatient Irene -yalch. CAN I do?? Dear Impatient: Maybe, but at Dear Madame Jaded: I have this least you'll die with a smile on your fetish for girls. The problem is that Athletic Supporter face. Dear Madame Jaded: My room I am one too. Any suggestions? mate has a habit of letting his girl Write Madame Ja friend spend the night in our room. The trouble is I can't sleep with the Dear Supporter: My medical Dear Madame Jaded: I'm a 21 Dear Burnes: None of your damn {Madame .hided welcomes letters noise. Any suggestions? Lisping Luli sources inform me that any type of year-old male junior and I'd like to business. parallel activities you may have in from tlie lovelorn or anyone else know where the heck you get off wishing advice, Discretion is exer Sincerely, Sleepless Steven Dear Lisping: Yeh, read the new mind could be hazardous to your (or thinking you're such an authority his) form. Stick to the balance cised. Leave your letters in a sealed book, How to Lick Your Tennis Op on delicate sexual matters?? Where beam. Sweetie. envelope nn thc Entertainment desk Dear Sleepless: Why sleep? ponent. did you get your knowledge? of lhe Hurricane, located on the H. Burnes Dear Madame Jaded: I've been in second floor oj lhe Student Union) Letterman To Appear At Gusman
Special lo Ahe Ilurriiane for his frequent and vicious denouncements of raved about Ihe show hut the audience, not crit Canada, its people, weather, and its bacon. In ics, determines whether a show remains on the The Student. Entertainment, Committee the United States nf America. David is just as air. (SEC) presents comedian/talk-show host David well known and loved, having appeared on all l.elterman's show had what few others Letterman October 8th at Gusman Hall at 10:00 your favorite shows including: Merv Griffin, have: spontaneity. He wasn't afraid to take p.m. Hollywood Squares, and as a guest host of thc chances and perhaps his off-the-wall humor put Letterman was born in the first double wide Tonight Show. off morning audiences. He is, however, a college mobile home manufactured in Central Indiana, Prior lo working in National Show Business, favorite. and is the only member of his family who did Letterman worked in Local Show Business as Rumor has it, however, thai Letterman may not go on to become a relative. David attributes television show host, a television weatherman, join the nightime shift that includes Johnny Car his likable manner to those beginnings. Letter- radio talk show host, and announcer. son and Tom Snyder. Only time, and ncw NBC man not only has a college degree, but a high president Grant tinker's whims, can tell. school one as well. Since being in National Show Business, Let terman has written for numerous television pro But seriously, folks. Drama Dept. presents two grams including The Bob Hope Special From Letterman has appeared, with great regular one-act plays Sept. 16-20 Perth, Australia, the NBC special Superstunts, ity as guest host of The Tonight Show, garner and The Paul Lynde Comedy Hour. ing a large and faithful following of fans. at Brockway Theatre, 8:00 As a comedian, Letterman has performed nn He had his own daytime talk/variety show p.m. Tickets available at all the major talk and variety shows in Canada, on NBC! for which he won an Emmy Award hut, -I>|M in Ai Giumaa Oct. and would be a major star in that country if not unfortunately, the show was cancelled. Critics the door. Program Council: Variety Is Spice Of Life
By MICHELLE L. GOLD also hold a barbecue on the patio nf Indoor game tournaments will in The groups which perform are all _nle.rtui.i»nr.it WtUt* Ihe Union. All of the concerts fea clude table tennis and billiard exhi paid a commission under $100.00. ture local talent and are held on Ihe bitions which will star professional The funds come from the Graduate Knowledge is the food of the. Student Union patio during the players. Waterpolo. howling tour and Law students' activities fees. In mind; culture is the food of the soul. Midday Recess at 11: .5 a.m.. naments, frisbee exhibitions, and return, these students are invited lo Teenage souls are starving for good Dubrow stated, "We've had pret rollerskating shows are in the plan take part in the activities. culture. The University of Miami ty good turnouts, especially at the ning stages. "The programs we offer are all Program Council's Noontime-Con Midday Recess. Sludents come The dates for these tournaments free, so it should help new students certs, which functions in coordina Ihere to eat and watch and listen to will be made public sometime in the mix and get involved in their Uni tion with PACE (Performing Arls the bands." near future, as will the dates for a versity," explained Dubrow. for Community and Education), is The I riday I licks, also hosted by local Theater and Education group. planning events which will satisfy Ihe Student Union Program Coun The group will he coming later in Program Council presents those students who yearn for cul cil, include musical films such as the year and will be performing ex tural variety. Woodstock and No Nukes as well cerpts from a variety of plays. The Alan Yott, religious style .leff Dubrow, chairman of the as other well-known movies such Council will also show videotapes music today at 11:45 on Council, is coordinating such activi as Superman-The Movie, Blazing of concerts every day except Thurs ties as concerts, musical movies, art Saddles. Halloween, and many days in the Student Union. the patio. exhibits, and game exhibitions. The others. The Hicks are projected in •••••••••••••••*••••*• fact that these events cost a flash of the International Lounge. an ID card is merely thc frosting on The Program Council is hoping lo the cake. sponsor a Eine Arts Exhibit in the Upcoming events include Ihe mu future which will present the tal sical comedy of Coffeehouse, the ents of local artists as well as that The quickest way to get rocking talents of Charlie Pickett, of sprouting student artists. and Mike Gillis wilh a variety of pop, rock and jazz. Other concerts will include religious music with emergency money. Alan Yott. Latin music with Andy Harlow, a brass quintet, a jazz en _^_P!T_?__t___-___3p semble and | calypso band. m On Sept. IR the Council will pres ent the band. Skin Tighl and will
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Crosby's #1 UM Junior Rallies For Victory At Amateur Open
By JOHN R. HART "I kept my enthusiasm and momentum regularly. around academics here at the UM." ward the end of the final match of the Assistant Sports Editor throughout the day and when I cut the The four golfers who reached the semi Parsons was referring to Crosby's ear championship, Nathaniel mentioned his University of Miami golfer Nathaniel lead to two strokes with 4 holes to play, I finals in this tournament are all automat lier remarks. "My biggest priority in feelings while walking up to tee off on Crosby sank a 15-foot birdie putt on the could really feel the crowd pick up be ically invited, as amateurs, to the Masters school," Crosby had stated,"will be to the final hole. first hole of a sudden-death playoff, to hind me. The adrenaline was really in Augusta, Georgia, next April, which is graduate with a political science degree. I "It's a long climb to the tee and nor win the 81st U.S. Amateur Golf Champi pumping." one of the most prestigious professional had some trouble my freshman year, but mally it takes a few minutes to get there. onship at the Olympic Club Lake Course Crosby qualified for the Amateur Golf golf tournaments in the nation. last year (his sophmore year), I was in But I got there in about ten seconds. It in San Francisco last Sunday, September Tournament by finishing in one of the top The Masters, as well as several other much better shape. I had a B average. seemed like my caddy got there about 6. eight spots out of 100 players at the Pen tournaments, invite a select group of am "I realize it won't be easy with all the twenty minutes later. "Crosby, a junior, is only 19 and one of insula Country Club, which is also close ateurs to compete in professional tourna upcoming tournaments around the coun "I hit my first shot nicely and then my the youngest ever to win the tournament. to the golfer's home. ments on a non-paid basis, in order to dis try and all across the world, but I'm real second shot landed just on the fringe of Another 19-year-old, Jack Nicklaus, won play some of the best young golf talent in ly going to strive for my degree." the green, and I felt like I was in pretty There were several similar tourna the country. the same tournament in 1959 and it ments held around the country to qualify In discussing the Olympic Club Lake good position. Then Brian |Brian Lindley, marked the first step to one of the great golfers for the U.S. Amateur Open, as By winning the U.S. Amateur Open, Course, the young golfer talked about its Crosby's final opponent] hit his second est careers ever. well as on-site qualifying preceding the Crosby also secured invitations to the extremely narrow fairways which on shot in the rough to the right of the hole. Crosby was elated by the win. "This is tournament at the Olympic Club Course U.S. Open in Pebble Beach, California; some holes were no more than 10 to 12 "I was really surprised. I wouldn't call by far the most exciting thing that has that allowed 64 more golfers from a total the British Open in Canada; and the feet in width. He also compared the it a shank, but he hit a bad shot and that ever happened to me. I was four shots of 300 aspirants to qualify as well. World Series of Golf — all highly regard greens on some holes as extremely fast. grass was tough to play out of. But as he down with only 10 holes left, and that's ed professional meets. did all day he hit a marvelous shot out of not exactly position A. It kind of makes In all, fewer than 100 qualified for the "Down here in Miami they have Ber event. The contest involved 36-hole As Crosby's coach at UM. Norm Par muda greens which run slow and you the grass and left the ball just three feet you wish you were back at the morning from the pin. I'd really like to know how breakfast table with a chance to start it match play, pitting one golfer directly sons, noted, "this is the ultimate amateur have to putt the ball with the intention of against another. Anyone who has played thrill. It's a real double shot. It's got to banging it in the hole, but out on the he kept hitting them so close to the hole over again. out of that difficult grass. "But I felt like I had the home advan golf realizes how grueling it is to play 36 help our program in terms of recruiting West Coast on a lot of the greens you just tage. I live only 15 minutes from where I holes on a championship course. and in general recognition." have to die the ball in the hole. "When I approached my putt, I knew was playing. All my friends were there, In order to be in top shape for the Parsons also added that "I'm just real "If you putt the ball too solidly, you'll I'd been putting well all week. I hadn't my family, and everybody was pulling matches Crosby did heavy amounts of proud of him. I was especially pleased to leave yourself with real long second putts missed anything four and a half feet or for rae," Crosby said on campus, the day swimming daily- six laps around an hear him talk about his academics. We all the time." less. When the ball went in, it was time after the win. olympic-sizedpool. He also jumped rope try to stress a quality program centered Describing how pumped up he was to to practice on how high I could jump!" -.,. : • - -
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By HOWIE BURNS top-notch receivers such as Charlie Pardee is now the coordinator of a with the best of them, and number 4) DENVER: After several suc the last couple of years, and it will K_it.-e.al_ Editor Joiner and Kellen Winslow, they defense whose only weak spot is in three pick Marvin Harvey can block cessful years under Red Miller, the have to improve if the Broncos are are going to score mega-points. the secondary, where inexperience and has the speed to go deep. Broncos are now rebuilding under to be playoff bound. PREDICTION: Opr 1981 National Football is the major drawback. PREDIC the leadership of former Dallas 4th. league preview continues with a Chuck Muncie is the workhorse TION: 1st. With speed burners Henry Mar Cowboy player and coach Dan look, at the American Football Con of the backfield and is finally enjoy shall and Carlos Carson comple Reeves. 5) SEATTLE: All offense and ab ference Western Division. ing the success that was expected 2) OAKLAND: The Raiders' at menting them on the flanks, the at solutely no defense. Jim Zorn has of him in New Orleans. tempt to repeat as Super Bowl tack could be potent. Reeves has given the starting QB proven himself as a potent quater J) SAN DIEGO: What can you Number one draft 'pick James champs will depend heavily on a job to his old teammate, Craig Mor back, and coupled with All-Pro say? This is by far the team to beat Brooks is a bonafide speed mer On defense, K.C. is led by All-Pro ton, but rookie Mark Herrmann is Steve Largent, the Seahawks have defense that was very tough last waiting in the wings. Herrmann im in tlie AFC. The Chargers now have chant, and opposing defenses will season. Art Still, who is rated as one of the a heavy-duty passing threat. the running game they've been no longer be able to key on the top defensive ends in the game. The pressed the coaching staff so much Jim Plunkett came out of oblivion that they put last year's opening searching for, and coupled with the passing game. to literally knock Dan Paste.rini out secondary is strong with Gary The problem is simple: even if pinpoint passing of Dan Fouts and Former Washington coach Jack Green, tjric Harris, and Gary Barba game QB Matt Robinson on waiv you score 40 points, if you give up of a job, but it will be tougher the ers. second time around. ra. The linebacking, however, is 41, you're going to lose. Need I say If Plunkett falters early on in the iffy. PREDICTION: 3rd. The defense hasn't been the same more. PREDICTION: 5th. season, look for second-year signal
_•_•_•***»»»*#_•<-» caller Mark Wilson to get the nod...... On defense, Ted Hendricks (UM grad) and Lester Hayes are the lead ers. It is this defense that will carry Oakland to a playoff spot. Another Miller - Player Of The Week Super Bowl birth — that's another story. PREDICTION: 2nd. Special to The Hurricane Starting quarterback Jim Kelly, who injured his 3) KANSAS CITY: Many in the calf early in the second half, will probably be ready to know believe that the Chiefs have Following their victory over cross-state rival Flori practice by the beginning of next week. some of the best young talent in the da, the University of Miami has received a ranking of However, as a precautionary measure, the Hurri league. Steve Fuller and Bill Kenney 16 in the latest AP poll. canes have moved wide receiver Mike Rodrigue back are more than adequate field lead The Hurricanes, who came away with a 21-20 vic to the role of second-stringquarterback, just in case ers who are coming into their own. tory, made it four wins in a row over the Gators. Kelly cannot play against Houston on the 19th. Dannv Miller has been chosen as the Sports Illus Rodrigue had a fine day against the Gators, making This year, the Chiefs will be uti trated Offensive Player Of The Week. The Caption two sensational catches, one on a Hail Mary pass from lizing a 2-tight end offense that reads: "Miami placeliicker Danny Miller converted a Kelly that got the 'Canes out of deep trouble in their m . * » TK * . .»*,-*•******•»* *y * * * # could pose problems for their ad PAT and kicked field goals of42 and 55 yards, the lat territory..The other reception capped, off an 83-yard versaries. Number one draft pick ter coming with just 40 seconds to play, to give the drive. Rotlrigue caught a Kelly pass tin the Gator 20' Willie Scott can catch and block Hurricanes a 21-20 win over cross-state rival Florida." and raced to the one-foot line before being tackled. Friday September It 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE. Page 1 1 What's Happenin' CSR? CSR Has A Wide Variety, Hopes For Big Turnout
By DANNY TEINOWITZ Entry dates for upcoming intra The dance/exercise classes in cling, Bowling, Chess, Fencing, what his department does and tries members of today's society must Sports Writer mural events this semester include clude aerobic exercise/dance, bal Frisbee, Judo, Karate, Lacrosse, Of to emphasize what the purpose of know to get the most out uf their a racquetball doubles tournament let, clogging, disco-fit. modern jazz ficial's Association, Photography. his sports program is. spare time. The Campus Sports and Recre on September 16, a swim meet on dance, slimnastics and tap dance. Rowing, Rugby, Runners, Sailing, "We take a great deal of pride in "In today's society we have tt> ation Department has a vast selec October 7, a team racquetball, vol Hobby classes include basic pen Scuba & Skin Diving, Snow Skiing, what is going on here. The activi know how to use our leisure time tion of sports planned for this year leyball and golf tournament, all on cil drawing, guitar and basic pho Table Tennis, Water Skiing, Wom ties here are fun. That's the name of effectively in order to rejuvenate in hopes of encouraging a large stu October 9, and a tennis singles tour tography. Among the information en's Soccer, and Wrestling. our game. We want people to enjoy from the rigors of one's day and dent body turnout. nament on November 13. classes being offered are beer tast themselves and develop great In addition, CSR planned several prepare for the next," said Parsons Norman Parsons, Director of Entry dates for second semester ing, cardio-pulmonary resuscitation friendships through sports. One of People interested in additional in Campus Sports and Recreation, intramurals will begin for four (CPR), hair art, lifesaving (ad special events for the school year. the great things about sports is that The CSR Night at the Rat, the Foot formation about CSR are encour plays a crucial role in all facets of tournaments on January 22. These vanced), mixology, multimedia first it is a common denominator for all aged to call the Campus Sports and the CSR program and is very aware will be the basketball, bowling, soc aid, therapeutic massage, video tape ball Jamboree, and the Labor Day people," he said. Tournament have all been ap Recreation Intramural Office at of its function. cer and racquetball singles competi services, weight reduction and con Parsons also stated what he felt 284-3253. "The purpose of our program is tions. trol, and wine appreciation. proved. to provide a quality leisure time Registration for a foul shooting Seminars are being offered in Entry for the Fall Softball Tour recreational sports program which competition follows on February 1 Dress To Impress, the F.xcitement nament is October 2. Entry for the will enhance the development of and 2, and for a tennis doubles tour of the Interior Design Profession, Volleyball Jamboree is the 5th, and positive quality life attitudes, and nament on February 12. Registra and Leather Crafts. Supersports is on the 9th. which will improve one's total tion for tournaments in softball, Sports classes being offered are The entry for the Turkey Trot is being throughout his or her life team tennis and floor hockey will aqua motion, beginning bowling, November 21, and for the Holiday time," he said. close out the intramural season on beginning diving, beginning gym Basketball Classic it is November In addition to intramurals, CSR March 16. nastics, beginning golf, beginning 24. offers leisure recreation classes, Leisure Recreation classes are in Goju karate, Kundalini yoga. Nauti Next semester, CSR will offer sports and recreational interest tended to provide University stu lus training, racquetballl. beginning four more special events. Entry for clubs, and several special events. dents with the opportunity to take rugby, beginning soccer, beginning the Basketball Jamboree will be on Registration for the intramurals non credit, individual interest class swimming, beginning tennis, and January 22. Entry for the Fishing program began on August 28th for es. The five areas of interest offered advanced tennis. Contest is Februarv 20, the Spring touch football. 3 on 3 basketball, this semester can be classified There are 22 Sport & Recreation Softball Tournament, March 19. and 16" softball, and it continued under dance/exercise classes, al Interest Clubs with which one and the CSR Awards Presentation on September 10th for a Punt, Pass hobby classes, information classes, may become involved. These are will be on May 2. & Kick competition. seminars and sports classes. Amateur Radio, Badminton, Bicy Mr. Parsons is very proud of A Sauna And Health Spa AT UM?
By JANET BOHAC can get publicity printed for their meetings, reserve CSR facilities for their .Sports Writer practices, and even get tips on how to conduct better club meetings. Looking to join an exclusive health spa that features raquetball, tennis At CSR you can check out equipment ranging from baseball bats to or weight rooms? Maybe you'd also like a sauna to call your very own. badminton birdies to racquetball racquets (for 25 cents). Sounds good so far, you might say, but how much does it cost and Lockers can also be rented for $5 per semester and are assigned at the how far from campus is this place? check-out room. Well, it's much closer and cheaper than you might think. You can find If you want to reserve a raquetball court, the number to call is x3261. it all and more at Campus Sports and Recreation. The best part is: you're Lane Recreation Center is open Monday through Friday from 8 a.m. to 10 already a member. p.m., Saturday from 10 a.m. to 9 p.m.. and Sundav from noon until 9 p.m.. In addition to the sauna, men and women's exercise rooms, outdoor The number of the CSR office is X3253. raquetball and tennis courts and locker rooms, CSR has ourdoor basket Don't hesitate to call or visit the Lane Recreation Center, located near ball/volleyball courts, an indoor multi-purpose gym, and the Parcour Fit the 960 and 1968 complexes. Softball Gets \ Bis Turnout Every Yeai trail that winds its way through campus. And you thought CSR was just a gym. CSR provides a number of different activities for UM students, some of which include Intramurals, informal recreational programs, special events and sports clubs. Friends sometimes question Intramurals are big part of what CSR is all about. CSR schedules all games and can help teams with any questions they have about intramurals. They can help place your team in one of the four divisions: Open, Men's Closed, Women's, or Co-Rec. your taste in movies. The informal programs CSR offers UM students include Leisure Rec classes which introduce people to activities that they otherwise might not experience. Another example of an informal recreational program is But they 11 see them with you anyway. SHAPE-UP. which stands for Sport Health And Physical Exercise for Uni versity People. Last year it was called the 100 Mile Club, but this year it has been expanded to include many forms of aerobic activities. Special events are another area handled by CSR. The Labor Day Tour nament on September 6 and 7 and the popular Budweiser Supersports in October are examples of the kinds of things CSR has planned for students. Most of these special events are classified in the Open division so everyone can participate just for the fun of it without worrying about his or her level of skill. CSR provides information for sports clubs and those wishing to organize new clubs. With the help of staff members at CSR, sports clubs
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