“I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He’d just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.” -Don Rickles BATTLE OF THE BURGERs 2 BURGERS GO HEAD-TO-HEAD TO TRY TO BUTT THE OTHER OUT OF THE RING. YOUR ORDER = ONE VOTE

HOUSE-ground BURGERS* try your burger “nekked” (no bun)

• GROUND BEEF • GROUND CHICKEN • GROUND TURKEY (BLACK BEANS, BROWN RICE, (VEGAN, PLANT-BASED, ADD $2) • VEGAN PATTY LENTILS, OATS, & BARLEY) • IMPOSSIBLE PATTY

CHACA OAXACA beef & chorizo patty, MIKE RAWLINGS Irish whiskey cheddar, candied avocado spread, pico de gallo, fried egg, queso fresco, bacon, blackberry compote, shredded lettuce, tabasco mayo 11 whole-grain mustard 11.5 ROYALE WITH CHEESE American cheese, chopped BRAD SHAM applewood smoked bacon, beefsteak onions, jalapeño bacon, mustard, spiked ketchup 11.5 tomato, jalapeños, shredded lettuce, fried onion, cheddar, TERLINGUA havarti, homemade chili, onion, pickle chutney, Texas BBQ sauce 11.5 corn chips, garlic-herb mayo 11 HOT BASTARD habanero cheddar, marinated RANCH HOUSE bacon & onion marmalade, arugula, fresno peppers, bibb lettuce, beefsteak tomato, onion, spinach, white cheddar, ranch mayo 11 fresno aioli 11 NANNY GOAT herb goat cheese, bibb lettuce, BODACIOUS American cheese, bacon, crispy onions, beefsteak tomato, onion, garlic-herb mayo. 10 grilled jalapeños, pickles, smoked jalapeño mayo, bodacious BBQ sauce. 12 SUGAR BURGER candied bacon, grilled peaches, caramelized onions, arugula, jalapeño jam 11.5 D.C.C. BURGER just like Roscoe made in 1963: shredded lettuce, beefsteak tomato, onions, pickle, CHUPACABRA beef & chorizo patty, queso asadero, cheddar, mayo & mustard 10 roasted Hatch green chiles, guacamole, jalapeño croutons, smoked lime aioli 12 it’s baaack! TURKEY BURGER hydroponic sprouts, beefsteak tomato, onion, berry boursin, mustard-mayo 10 THE TELLURIDE green chiles (Hatch when available), bibb lettuce, beefsteak tomato, onion, poblano goat WHITE ANIMAL garlic-roasted cremini mushrooms, cheese, green chile chutney 11 pickled onions, gruyere, soy caramel glaze 11 MOTHER BLUES bleu cheese slaw, caramelized NEIL YOUNG homemade vegan patty, hydroponic sprouts, onions, bleu cheese crumbles, garlic-herb mayo 11 beefsteak tomato, avocado, green goddess dressing 9 additions, greens, & desserts

Hand Punched Fries 3 Cheese Fries Surprise 10.5 Chips & Queso 6 Sweet Potato Fries 3.5 Cheese Fries No Surprise 9 Chips & Salsa 4 French Fried Potato Salad 4.5 Steaming Pile 7.5 Texas Caviar 3 Goat Chips 2.5 (sweet or sour) Homemade Chili Bowl 7 Rodeo Side Salad 5

GREENS DESSERTS COWBOY COBB marinated steak, mixed SEES-HER SALAD romaine Goat Balls 5 greens, shredded carrots, applewood smoked lettuce chopped & dressed Milk Shakes 6 bacon, hardboiled egg, avocado, roma with caesar, parmesan, brioche Vanilla, Chocolate, tomato, chive goat cheese, crispy jalapeno croutons, and onion crisps 10 Cookies & Cream, Salted croutons, avocado ranch dressing 14.5 add chicken 4 Caramel Pretzel,Thin Mint a young goat is a kid KIDS SLIDER served with french fries or chips 6 GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH served with french fries or chips 5 C.Y.A.If you are not happy, don’t just sit there and suffer - ask a server or a manager to fix it! Or hit us up at rodeogoat.com/contact!

* Customers with weakened immune systems have an increased health INKED:______C.Y.A. risk from consuming undercooked animal proteins. = Goat Only Drinks WHITE WINE Bloody Mary we make ours COCKTAILSspicy with a dose of dark beer 8 Enza Prosecco 187ml 5 B-L-TX blackberries, lemonade and TX Whiskey 9 Robert Mondavi Private Selection Chard 6.5 Tom Gore Chardonnay 7 Dapper Dawn Deep Eddy Peach Vodka, Cointreau, lime & honey 7 Barone Fini Pinot Grigio 8 Fainting Goat Revolver Blood & Honey gets screwed! 8 (two drink max!) The Crossings Sauv Blanc 8 Floats MaGoats think French 75 with a Texas twist: tequila & sparkling rosé 9 Babe Rose Can (250 ml) 9.5 Garden Mule our house Mule, jazzed up with blueberries & mint 9 Rodney Strong Chardonnay 11 Jala-Piña-Rita jalapeño-infused tequila, pineapple and tajin 9 RED Kentucky Buck Woodford Reserve Rye Whiskey, Gosling’s ginger beer, lime 8 Robert Mondavi Private Selection Cab 6.5 Margarita made with pure ingredients, El Jimador, served on the rocks 8 Kunde Cab 12 Maxey’s Mule Frankly Organic Vodka, Gosling’s ginger beer, lime 7 Simi Cabernet Sauvignon 14 Moontang Firefly Moonshine blended with Tang and other things 8 Meiomi Pinot Noir 14 Old Buffagoat a house-made, barrel-aged Buffalo Trace old fashion 9 Rodney Strong Cab 14 Mark West Pinot Noir 35 (btl only) Ranch Water Topo, tequila, lime 8 Benziger Cab 45 (btl only) Shenannygin Hendricks Gin, lavender syrup, and fizzy cucumber soda 9

512 Pecan Porter 6 Peticolas Velvet Hammer 7 AMERICAN*indicates bottled CRAFT beer Oskar Blues Dale’s Pale Ale 5 Bell’s Two Hearted 6 Real Ale Firemans #4 5 LIGHTER Community Mosaic 6.5 Real Ale Vamonos Gose 5.5 Independence Rahr & Sons Dadgum IPA 5 Firestone Walker 805 5 Red Gap Hefe 6 Native Texan Pils 5 Rahr Son of a Gum 4.5 Karbach Juke Bock 5.5 Revolver Lakewood Lager 5 Sierra Nevada Pale Ale (16oz) 6 Karbach Love Street 5 Blood and Honey 6 Oskar Blues Mama’s Pils 5 Sierra Nevada Torpedo (16oz) 6 Lakewood Rotating Rotator mkt. Rahr & Sons Blonde 5 Stone Delicious IPA 6 Temptress Nitro 7 Sierra Nevada Hazy Thing 5 Revolver Backyard Bee 5 Stone IPA 6 Manhattan Project St Arnold Oktoberfest 5 Shiner Light Blonde 5 Double Half Life 7 St Arnold Summer Pils 5 Sweetwater St. Arnold Fancy Lawnmower 5 Odell Sippin Pretty 6 Sweetwater 420 G13 6 420 Pale Ale (16oz) 6 Peticolas TAP Fireant Funeral 6 St. Arnold Santo 5 Golden Opportunity 5 Trinity Cider Cideboob 6 Victory Prima pils 5 Peticolas Yuengling Traditional Lager 5 DARKER/STOUT/PORTER Sit Down or I’ll Sit AMBER & BROWN Breckenridge Vanilla Porter* 5 You Down 7 Independence Amber 5 Einstock Icelandic Porter 6 Founders Breakfast Stout* 7 fresh craft drafts Lazy Magnolia Southern Pecan* 5 Lefthand Milk Stout* 5 New Belgium Fat Tire 5 New Holland Dragon’s Milk 6 Newcastle Brown Ale 5 Oskar Blues Real Ale Brewhouse Brown* 5 Old Chub Scotch Ale 5 Rogue Dead Guy 7 Unibrous Rogue Hazelnut Brown 6 Trois Pistoles Shiner Bock 4 Belgian Dark Ale* 7 Thirsty Goat 6 DOMESTICSRODEO REGULARSCIDERS Warsteiner Dunkel* 6 HEFE/WHEAT/WIT/ Bud Light 4 Austin Eastciders Blackberry 5 TRIPEL Coors* 4 Austin Eastciders HOPPY Altstadt Hefe 5 Coors Light 4 Blood Orange 5 Avery White Rascal 5 Lone Star 4 Austin Eastciders Avery Maharaja 8 Michelob Ultra 4 Pineapple 5 Bell’s Light Hearted 5 Blue Moon 5 Miller High Life 4 Blue Moon 5 Boulevard The Calling* 7 Hoegaarden 5 Miller Lite 4 Woodchuck Pearsecco 6 Deschutes Real Ale Devil’s Pabst Blue Ribbon* 4 Woodchuck Raspberry 5 Fresh Squeezed IPA 6 Backbone Tripel 6 Woodchuck Rose 6 Spaten Franziskaner* 6 INTERNATIONAL Woodchuck Sangria 6 Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA* 6 Corona 5 Dogfish Head Victory Golden Monkey 7 Dos Equis* 5 GLUTEN FREE 120 Minute DIPA* 18 Guinness 5 Omission Lager 5 Epic Tart & Juicy IPA 6 OFF THE MAP/SOUR/ Heineken* 5 Omission Pale Ale 5 Founder’s All Day IPA 5 FRUITY THINGS Leffe Belgian Blonde* 7 Abita Purple Haze 5 Modelo Especial 5 Founder’s Giant Imperial IPA 7 NON-ALCOHOLIC Boulevard Tank Pacifico* 5 Athletic Run Wild IPA 5 Firestone Walker Flyjack IPA 5 Spaten Optimator* 6 Athletic Upside Dawn 5 Firestone Walker Mindhaze 5 7 Farmhouse Ale* 7 Stella Artois* 6 Beck’s 5 Independence Stash 5 Karbach Ranch Water Seltzer 5 Tecate 5 Live to Give Water Bottle 2.5 Karbach Real Ale Victoria* 5 St Pauli Girl 5 Melon Cucumber Seltzer 4.5 Topo Chico 3.25 Light Circus Session IPA 5 Karbach Rodeo Clown DIPA 6 fresh craft bottles & cans Lagunitas IPA* 5 Odell IPA 5 Odell Myrcenary DIPA 7

My daddy was the foreman of a big farmHOW in East TexasI nearGOT Ola, in KaufmanTHE County.GOAT It was 6000 acres, but we still called it a farm. Nowadays it can be a quarter acre and they’ll try to call it a ranch. Daddy would take the whole family to the State Fair of Texas in October for a week, even though school was on. He would set up a booth selling last minute insurance policies to the bronc and bull riders in the State Fair Rodeo. You couldn’t hardly sell insurance to a barrel rider and the clowns already had it. Mama entered pies in the cooking competition at the Woman’s Building, and Nana, my grandmother, would pick up a gig or two dancing at Pappy Dolson’s “Diamond Doll” on Fitzhugh Avenue. That left me with a lot of free time to become the ‘agent provocateur’ of the livestock pens. To pick up some extra dough I would pitch nickels with the truant kids, but I truly made good money fixing the goat roping competition which they ran at half time. I would first hustle a Busch Bavarian beer from Nana’s cooler. Then I’d circle to the goat pen and pick out a big blue Billy goat to nurse that warm beer, like it was milk, through a rubber calf nipple. Then I’d run around to the front and take bets from the other kids on which goat would get roped first. The gun would fire, the gate would fly open, and sure as hell my drunk blue Billy-goat could barely stagger out from in front of the herd of young’uns slinging their lassos and yelling like a house a-fire. I could quite honestly clear $25 a day hoodwinking those little 4Hers. They never figured out how that skinny kid from Ola could pick the slowest rodeo goat every time. –Willard “Daddy-O” Watson Patio Mural: Caris Fawcett Insta: carisfawcett