o, there you are, a couple days beforeHalloween, swathed in Do NYourself scarves and wearing dark glasses, praying you won't be dis­ covered slumming in the horror section of the video Monster store ...and confrontedwith hundreds of selections that, forall you know, are each about raving maniacs hacking off the 2 various protuberances of brainless teenagers in one-set loca­ Chiller tions. Or they're about cheesy-looking monsters pawing Honolulu nubile semi-beauties trapped in papier-mache caves. Or they're about... Horror Well, you get the idea. Diary So here, in fearand trembling, are 13 candidates foryour Halloween videotape rental-and-viewing choices. First, the ground rules for the lheater selections: ( 1) These are largely less-known films; Continued on Page 7

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. . . hey call it "Parks 'n' Rec," the city parks and facilitiescovering almost 6,000 acres bureaucracy charged with the care of of Oahu. Within the department, 10 divisions Oahu's leisure time. Beach parks, struggle to meet the sprawling agency's upbeat playgrounds, swimming pools, the responsibility, definedin its 1990 annual report: zoo, municipal golf courses, audito­ '�to enhance the leisure lifestyleand quality of riums, botanic gardens, baseball fields, life forthe people of Oahu through active and passive recreational opportunities." lifeguards, even the trees and shrub­ If newspaper headlines are any gauge, Parks bery on city streets-they're all filed and Rec has generated its share of controversy. under the Department of Parks and Recreation. From the mid- l 980s, when parks maintenance This year, Parks and Ree's total budget hit was in chaos ("Councilman asks why city parks � 100million. Personnel include over 1,000full­ are 'a mess,'" Honolulu Star-Bulletin, 11/5/87) time employees and 1,400 contractors. The to recent battles over park planning ("Crowds money and labor are easily soaked up by 440 hurl fighting words over Continued on Page 4 - -- �--.. �-:;------:- ·------�-- - -T

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devised this scheme: keys on fish­ says the EPA, by purchasing much hooks let down on fishing linesfrom moreecologically viable white paper. Not your lanais to Johns waiting below. Easy enough. And that takes care of Enterprising, yeah? Except that as the prostitutes became more cava­ lier, some of the wayward lines everyday started hooking more than clients: plants on lower lanais, the railings themselves, etc. Finally, a dozing apartment dweller cooling it on her news-, lanai felt a funny tug at her clothing and foundthat she had been hooked. Now, the building's resident man­ ager is having to ferretout the hook­ paper ers, who, "respectable" residents say, Yellow Journalism.Now if only the Prison peaks have this time gone just too far. department could do something While much has been made of the about Purple Prose, some of our $700 toilet seats purchased by the I lovelucid Honolulu columnists would them­ Researchers have long speculated Department of Defense, the state's selves do a little less polluting of• a Department of Public Safety seems. that Rapid Eye Movement signals differentkind. to have its own Pentagon-style pro­ the dream-state in sleep. That dis­ curement policies. According to doc­ covery, or theory (your choice), led SU-of the limes uments filedwith the Department of to a movement called Lucid A Japanese tycoon trying to buy a Accounting and General Services, Dreaming: When one "realizes" that Honolulu apartment for his aging last August the DPS authorized the one is drean1ing, one then insinuates father, the elderly man's full-time purchase of five 3-gallon coffeeurns, the self into the dream - and is able companion and a cook openly com­ at $3,100 a pop, for use at the to deal with an ongoing problem or plains that he can't find a three-bed­ Halawa Correctional Facility. talk with a dead relative (or a live room apartment (a nice one, that is) It's enough to make Joe DiMaggio one, for that matter) or generally for less than $700,000 ... The state blush. It also seems to have set off attend to any business that is a seri­ Behavioral Health Sciences depart­ more then the customary number of ous matter forthe brain.The Lucidity ment is buying 18 community homes alarm bells at DAGS, which must Institute out of Stanford now offers for the mentally ill as "an alterna� Honolulu Weekly authorize any purchase of equipment tive to institutionalization"; 14 have . A new independent newspaper that specializesin or services worth more than $8,000 been purchased, and four are in investigative reporting, consumer�oriented when those purchases are not made negotiation... A publicistclaims that through competitive bidding. (Need Honolulu has more Elvis imperson­ features, artsand entertainment coverage and we add that the Halawa urns were ators (as young as six and as old as. political commentary. not?) Adding grist to DAGS' mill 70) than any other city except was the factthat permissionwas not Memphis and New York ... That Available free every Wednesday at the sought until February of this year - Raven teleseries to be shot here will following locations: six months after the purchase order have a budget of 1.3 million per was issued, and well afterthose cof­ episode; CBS, riding on a crest of Downtown Central YMCA Second Image feemakers were installed in time for improved ratings, will pick up most City Municipal Gallery EAS DiemCoffeeshop t):le December holiday season. for sale the Drearnlight mask (cur­ of the tab ... Despite two recent seri­ Reference& Records McKinley Car Wash Pretty Tomboy In a memo to Russell Nagata, rentlY. being tested out by a ous "incidents" (one not adequately Circuit Courthouse Queen's Medical Cent�r Anna Bannanas University of Hawaii psychology covered by Our Vigilant Press), the YWCA Richards Street Cafeteria KokuaCo-op DAGS administrator, his staffurged Ron's Place Records Hawaii Hawaiian Graphics him to deny authorization. According prof), a device that flashes, subtly, Geothermal Scenario continues Croissanterie Jelly's Comics and McCully Bicycle and to that memo, dated May 20, 1991, subtly, when you are in dream state unabated in the halls of state - as do Bravo Expresso Books Sporting Goods the entire affair "points to a blatant and lets you participate "creatively" plans for an underwater cable that Che Pasta Paul Brown's McCully-Moiliili in the dream. The Drearnlight will will snake up out of the water and Heidi's Delicatessen Honolulu Academy of Library disregard for statute in the purchase Dillingham Arts Theatre Marco Polo Apt. Bldg. of the equipment, a 'put the request also wake you at the end of your turn into giant towers marching Transportation Cafe Sistina Kaimuki through and let's see if DAGS will dream so you can write it down across the 'aina... ArtistWyland has Building Honolulu Club Building 7-Eleven (3105 Waialae approve it' attitude." Nagata went beforeyou forget. This dream-guid­ taken over sponsorship of a major Bishop Street Cafe Interlude Books Ave.) along with his staff's recommenda­ ance device is a hot item on the North Shore surfing tournament... Grosvenor Center 7-Eleven (1695 Columbia Inn Mainland. The problem might be the Russell's Kapiolani Blva.) Che Pasta tion and denied authorization forany • (Tamarind Park) Kahala Pillbox Pharmacy payment forthe urns.When the ven­ cost. It's $1,200. If you thought it Russell's Bravo Expresso Harry's Music dor, Oahu Restaurant Supply, learned might be less, you were ... only (Grosvenor Center) Frame Shack Movie Museum it wasn't going to get paid - DPS dreaming. (You can get more info HONOLULU Russell's Subway Gecko Books & Comics staffapparently were not going to fromThe LucidityInstitute, P.0. Box (Amfac Center) Kakaako Kaimuki Library 2364, Stanford, CA, 94309; 415- The Landing Cardio Club 7-Eleven (3546 Waialae stand by their purchase order with Beef Bowl Chinese Chuckwagon Ave.) personalfunds - it threatenedto sue. 851-0252) Ditto's Columbia Inn Charninade University With that, the state folded. The ven­ Yellownot mellow Waterfall Gallery Pink's Garage Library dor got paid, the state is $15,600 A Little Bit of Saigon Hawaiian Bagels Ward Warehouse The Hawaii Department of Health Vol. 1, No. l5 poorer, and the inmates at Halawa October �3, 1991 Ramsay Gallery Fisher Hawaii Frame' Shack has put an end.to the purchase of yel­ are, one hopes, enjoying their coffee. Publisher and Managing City Art Works Kalihi Chowder House low tablet notepaper (legal length Gateway Gallery Hawaiian Graphics Liquor Collection We're still looking for the invoices Editor Laurie V. Carlson and otherwise). After current sup­ Senior Editor Julia Steele Krung Thai Restaurant Honolulu Community Walden Books for. delivery of Jamaican Blue Ba-le (King Street) College Ward Center plies have been used, only undyed Calen�r Editor Derek Ferrar Mountain. , Ba-le (fort Street) Kapahulu Big Ed's white tablet notepaper will be Editorial Assistant Maunak.eaMarketplace Go Bananas Mary Catherine's employed. Why? For "pollution pre­ Ann Marie Swan Patisserie Waikiki-Kapahulu Bakery Hookers Contributing Writers Asia Mall Library Mocha Java One of Waikiki's older high rises, vention" purposes, says the depart­ Pat Tummons, Bob Green, Restaurant Row Irifune Kailua which likes to pretend that some of ment's newsletter.Yellow paper must MaiyBrennan, Dawn Korlioni, Rose City Diner Island Triathlon& Bike Tusitala Books its apartments dori't house hookers, be bleached beforeit can absorb the Andrew•L. Pepper, Esq., Sunset Grill Kapahulu Wine Michael's Liquor Curf �an�in, Karyn Kodner had'. a probl�m,recently that no dye, and,.once dyed, cannot easily Paradise B ak.ery 7-Eleven (707 Kapahulu · Hungry Ear be recycled. And of course, dioxins Contributing Illustrators Ciao! Ciao! Gelato! Ave.) Kailua Library amount of publicrelations schmooze Peggy.Ghun, Bud Linschoten are produced as by-products, and Waikiki Manoa Gecko Books & Comics could cover up. It seems some of the ArfDirector Bud Linschoten CoffeeConnection Manoa Library Ciao! Ciao! Gelato! hookers in the building had grown niake'their way into lakes, streams Productioi{Manager Margie.'s (Eaton Square) CoffeeManoa Jaron's and oceans, and are particularly BI.�F�ger�_l!om Wave Waikiki Manoa Health Mart Ron's Place tired of having to ride the elevators down in order to open the security harmful to humans and wildlife. Contributing Photographers CaffeGuccinni UH Campus Center The Source Dayjd,1_,Moore, Wayne Levin Kaneohe Everyone should do his or her part, 80% Straight UH Hamilton Library door for their customers, so they Cartoonists Matt Groening, Tropical Trading Post UH Sinclair Library Dittos Slu·g Signorino Hula's Bar & Lei Stand UH Manoa Gardens Kaneohe Library Classified Manager Pink Cadillac Coffeeline Aiea Isabella Forster Mid-Town Moiliili Jelly's Comics & Books Cafe Cambio Hubbies Tower Records Advertising Mindy Jaffe The Jazz Store McCully Shopping Kaaawa Honolulu Weekly Tower Records Center Kaaawa Country ISSN #l057-414X Honolulu Medical Rainbow Books Kitchen Entire contents © 1991 by Group Mama Mia Pizza Honolulu Weekly, Inc. All rights reserved 1200 College Walk, Suite 212 Honolulu, Hawaii 96817 Telephone: 808 528-1475 Honolulu Weeldy Subscriptions: A Good Read $50/six months $75/year 2 • October 23, 1991• Honolulu Weekly City Survival

or the great ant vacates, you multitudes of should cross it us who rent out before sign­ the apartments ing and amend it in which we to read, "at the live, the secu­ time tenant rity deposit is vacates.") a great mystery and Be sure to pro­ annoyance.J\ll land­ vide the landlord lords want one; no with a forward­ landlord ever seems ing address. to want to give one Some land­ back. But the law on lords charge a security deposits is "non-refundable not very complex - cleaning fee" - if you will take a few such a feemeans Eat better.Love longer. precautions,you'll get that even if you '/ your deposit back. I leave the house Eat right, take care of yourself and old age Stated simply, a or apartment could be very enjoyable indeed. security deposit is clean, the land­ At Kokua Co-op we have Hawaii's best money deposited with �- lord keeps the a landlord to: repair money forclean­ selection of fresh organic produce. Plus a complete damage; cover rent ing. Such a fee is line of natural foods. Even naturally raised poultry. not paid; pay forkeys probably not We hope to see you here soon. And for many not returned; clean enforceable years to come. the unit; and/or com­ Rent since, according pensate fordamages Checkto the law, the K9KUACO-OP caused by a tenant who wrongfully security deposit must be refunded if 2357 S. Berelania, al Isenberg/Phone: 941-1922/0pen 7 days a µJeek. "quits" the unit. the unit is in as good a condition as You're considered to have wrong­ K · when you moved in. (Any clause fully quit a unit if you're continu­ ng that provides fora non- refundable ously absent for 20 days or more lbur� cleaning fee should be crossed off without notifying the landlord in the rental agreement.) writing. (If you continue to pay rent, Secure Normal wear and tear is damage of course, there's no problem.) If or deterioration by ordinary and rea­ you're found to be wrongfully When you move in, get a receipt sonable use of the property. A land­ absent, the landlord is allowed to for whatever depositis made. Inspect lord should expect to repaint walls keep all of the security deposit. the unit forthings that are broken, every few years, especially in the Hawaii law does not allow the tom, scratched or don't work. Make kitchen.Furniture normally gets worn landlord to use the deposit as pay­ out a list of broken windows, spots with age, walls acquire small nail ment forthe last month of a tenancy on floors,ripped furniture,holes in holes, carpets get worn. The law unless both the landlord and tenant walls and so on. The law requires requires the landlord to pay forordi­ the landlord to prepare a written list nary wear and tear, which includes Andrew L. Pepper, Esq. detailing the condition of the things like cigarette burns on the premises and any furnishings or couch, broken windows or large rips agree to such an arrangement, in appliances (sometimes called an in the carpeting. writing, at least 45 days before the inventory). Copies of this inventory, At the end of a tenancy, the renter tenant moves out. signed by the landlord, are supposed should ask the landlord for the full Also, a landlord can't charge more to be given to each tenant. It's to your return of the security deposit. than one month's rent as a security advantage to insist on such a report. Usually, the request can be included deposit. The only money that a land­ Under Hawaii law, the writteninven­ in the letter that informs the land­ lord can collect at the beginningof a tory has the final word. lord you're teuninatingyour tenancy. rental agreement is thefirst month'.s The landlord is also required to The landlord must either refund the rent and the security deposit. If he inventory the unit forfurniture or security deposit or give a written wants more, he's breakingthe law. appliances. Taking photos of the explanation of deductions within 14 If your landlord dies, sells or oth­ apartment -- independently dated by days of the termination of the rental erwise transfers ownership in the a commercial photographer -- is also agreement. The landlord is consid­ building in which your unit is a good idea. If you discover hidden ered to have complied with the 14- located, the new owner must let you damages aftera few weeks, an addi­ da y limit if he mails either the know how much security deposit is tional checklist may be prepared. deposit amount or an explanation of credited to you within 20 days. Make Keep all lists, inventories, pictures charges (with the required receipts) sure that the amount listed is the and receipts together. to the tenant by certifiedmail, return same amount you gave the old land­ You should get and keep a receipt receipt requested, and the letter is lord; if the two amounts are different, for every rent payment. The law postmarked before midnight of the you should immediately notify the requires the landlord to give you a 14th day. The letter may be mailedto new owner or landlord. A new receipt at the time of each rent pay­ any address supplied by the tenant. If owner or landlord can't refuse to ment. If you pay by check, mark on the landlord claims that he is enti­ COFFEE MANOA return a security deposit on the the check the month for which rent tled to keep the deposit or a part of it, grounds that the money was paid to is being paid. It's generally a bad his written explanationmust include MANOA MARKETPLACE • HONOLULU, HAWAII the old landlord. idea to pay rent with cash since it'll evidence of fixingdamage or clean­ Many tenants are surprisedwhen be difficult to prove payments. ing. If he fails to provide the writ­ A place to unwind ...relax ... Collect scattered thornJhts. their landlords won't return their When you move out, leave the ten explanation within 14 days of security deposit. Sometimes a land- apartment clean and in as good a the termination of the rental agree­ Visit with friends ...A place with qood coffeeand tea. 1ord will keep the money even if conditionas it was when you moved ment, then he loses the right to with­ An espresso bar with sweet treats ... The place to be. there's no damage and all the rent in. To help avoid disputes, use the hold any partof the deposit and must due has been paid. So here's an move-in checklist and re-inspect the refund the entire amount. Open 7 days a week. encapsulated look at when a land­ apartment with the landlord before If the landlord doesn't give back At Manoa Marketplace lord may and may not keep a secu­ vacating it. (If your lease has a pro­ the·deposit or provide a written list of rity deposit, and what you can do to vision that states the landlord's deductions within 14 days, or if he Between Woodlawn& East Manoa Roads ensure the return of your money. inspection wi11 be made after theten- Continued on Page 11 October 23, 1991 • Honolulu Weekly• 3 istent.Anti-crime nightlighting oblit­ erates the moon and stars. BmJPll'k As one urban planner says, "Flat open grass and prison paint. That's what they do a lot of. It's an engi­ Baffles neer's approach to parks." Among controversial beach-park In 1980, Parks and Rec published projects and proposals are the city's a "wish list" of 46 proposed beach­ on-going renovation of Kapiolani park and beach-access acquisitions Park's beach areas and long-standing and expansions. The list included plans to tear out the Natatorium pool; some fancifulnotions, like a 75-acre plans to remove indoor showers at park on Kahala Beach; it also pro­ Ala Moana Beach Park and at vided the baseline for all future Planning Kapiolani; the threatened demolition action in the department. Today, of Camp Kailua; and the disposition Parks and Ree's Advance Planning of Kualoa Regional Park. division keeps one eye on the list atParks & At the heart of these controversies and one eyeon the real estate pages. is a basic mismatch between beach­ When acquisition is possible, the goers' opinions of how beach parks planners take their intentions to the Recreation should be managed now, and Parks community. and Ree's anticipation of future Conceptual planning within the demand. State statisticians project a department is concurrent with acqui­ andthe 50 percent increase in Hawaii's res­ sition. Questions commonly consid­ ident population and a doubling in ered include, "Do we want a passive the number of tourists to 11.5 mil­ or active park? What will work in lion annually by the year 2010 - the setting? Who is the park for?" s� just 19 short years away. Years can pass beforea consultant The staggering growth projections is hired to develop the "master plan," have kick-started an aggressive park­ the document that lays out detailed forOahu's land acquisition program, particu­ drawings fora park with a level of larly on the North Shore, where specification that construction con­ beachfront land is still relatively tractors,landscapers and project man­ Beaches cheap: Parks and Rec recently agers will understand. Preliminary

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Continued from Page 1 pth(;)jtparJreacting. Hanauma Bay is resources." changes at Koko Head," Star­ · During the huge time-lags BuUetin, 2/16/89), the department has been fodder in some of the island's mp�t emotional civic dis- putes.,. · . There were 70 summer-fun kids in the,Hi;�uµlaBeach Park pavilion when � s,ctioriof the floorcollapsed

4 • O�to�er 23, 1991 • Honolulu Weekly planning officerTa keta says that park wants to tighten the master planning The chairman of the Outdoor protest the demolition. A March planning is a Parks and Rec respon­ system so that unaccountable con­ Circle's Parks Committee, Susan 1991 editorial in the Star-Bulletin sibility, mandated by the City sultants don't run away with the Fristoe, is generally happy with the called the Camp Kailua "a Charter. game. The department is reorganiz­ park's improvements, but she com­ Windward Alamo" and urged the "Yeah, the Charter says that," Doo ing and rebuilding. Griffinis full of plains about the pseudo-Victorian city to reconsider demolishing it. responds, "but the Council approves the challenge ahead of him. lighting fixtures on the promenade. But Parks and Rec, buttressed whatever the department does by "We think they're too close by public statements from Fasi, Before the broad, flat spit of land virtue of its fundingauthority. When together," she says. was firm: Campers can go else­ sandwiched between Kaneohe Bay they fail to reveal master plans and The 1983 master plan called for a where. Ozawa defends his depart­ and the massive headland called Lae ask for intermittentfunding for small ''Victorian" theme, with uniform fix­ ment's position. "We could not see 0 Ka Oio was a park, beforeit was pieces of a park plan the Council TlPll1ks: tures and furnishingsdesigned to re­ allowing 45 people [the camp's an airstrip, beforeit was a cow pas­ doesn't fully understand, conflicts create the era when King David capacity] in there taking up valu­ ture, Kualoa was known as Paliku arise. We've had this problem Kalakaua gifted the park to the peo­ able beach frontagethat everyone (steep cliff). Haumea, the goddess CmSbllies mother of the Hawaiian race, was throughout the history of the depart­ ple of Honolulu. paid for. We can't allow them to ment." This was one of Salis' ideas that dominate that land." said to have made her home there. A big part of the problem, Doo didn't meet with unanimous At the moment, the battle is at a In more recent times, Hawaiian says, is the severe shortage of plan­ approval. In a 1982 letter to Parks standstill. A court-ordered environ­ canoes lowered their lauhala-mat ners given the workload at Parks and The.. recent advent of the wide prom­Pat and Rec on the Kapiolani Park plan, mental assessment, prepared by sails as they passed the headland in Rec. "They've never had enough enade running along the edge of the State Parks Administrator Roy Sue Parks & Rec staffers,says demoli­ a kind of salute to the land. Oahu''s planners, and, with constant pres­ beach from Kapahulu Avenueto the warned that adopting a stringent tion can proceed. alii valued possession of Kualoa as sures for maintenance, the depart­ Waikiki Aquarium has profoundly Victorian theme would create a a symbol of their divine sovereignty. ment becomes a large maintenance changed the character of Kapiolani "Disneyland-like quality throughout Young chiefs were trained here. bureaucracy that reacts to crises Park's beachfront. the area. Kapiolani Park might take In 1974 , Kualoa was placed on rather than developing long-term Instead of sandy grass edging the on the character of Castle Park's both the state and national Registers goals." beaches at Kapiolani Park, there is miniature golf course," he wrote. Ala MIBI of Historic Places. Archaeological For 12 years, the Advance now a concrete expressway engi­ work begansoon thereafter, resulting Planning Branch of the Facility neered for pedestrians, bicyclists, BlmlPll'k in hundreds of finds - and plenty roller skaters, police buggies and the of controversy. A young archaeolo­ Development Division got its steam The original master plan for the handicapped. gist on the Parks and Rec staff, Jo from its chief, Steve Salis. By all upgrading of 60-year-old Ala Moana Ozawa says the Kapiolani beach Ly nn Gunness, conducted studies of accounts, Salis was a visionary plan­ Beach Park was drawn up by Salis. areas were "underutilized." Taketa Camp Kailua is a small cabin-camp­ the area while the city began devel­ ner with little time for bureaucrats. Key features include new asphalt elaborates: "With the promenade ing facility Parks and Rec inherited opment of the park, which was With colleague Don Griffin, he jogging paths, re-positioned foot charged ahead on the county's North completed, yes, we have more peo- when it bought the land from the intended to be a major recreational I ··· �'

bridges and a new one-way (ewa) ple flowingthere now. So we want to Methodist Church in 1982 for the resource for the entire island. Plans Shore parkland buying spree in the road that would increase the num­ make it better, accommodatethe peo­ expansion of Kailua Beach Park. were drawn up for a 34 0-stall park­ late '80s. And, while his hard work ber of parking stalls substantially. ple that are going there now, rather Since the purchase, the funky ing lot and access road, complete on plans for Kapiolani Park, Koko One aspect of the plan that gained than, say, tourists.But if visitors want camp has been used, free of charge with heavy concrete curbs, road Head and Ala Moana was compro­ attention was the proposal to demol­ to use it, we'll accommodate them." and with city cooperation, by a host stripes and speed bumps. As mised by some debatable choices ish the existing bathhouses and Next on the drawing board is the of socialservice groups. In 1988, the Gunness remembers it, she followed (the Victorian theme and the prom­ replace them with showerless bath­ demolition of the Queen's Surf and City Council directed Parks and Rec bulldozers around the park, won­ enade at Kapiolani Park, proposed rooms. Councilman Gary Gill sent Kapiolani Beach Park Center bath­ to improve the ramshackle facility dering what they might dig up and highway re-routing at Koko Head a letter to all Neighborhood Boards and the plan for showerless houses. They'll be consolidated in and appropriated $300,000 for the what they might destroy. in May 1990 noting that, mainte­ restrooms at Ala Moana), he was two new restrooms without interior purpose. The money was never Gunness' relationship with her nance considerationsaside, "by elim­ showers, one at Queen's Surf with spent, although by 1990, nearly employer became strained when she assiduous about public input. inating indoor showers the city a snackbar attached and one at the 21,000 campers were using the sought to slow down the bulldozing In July 1990, Salis was struck by would be restrictingcurrent park use ewa end of the beach area near beachside facility annually. and expand her field work. She was a car and killed on Ala Wai and altering the nature of the park Kapahulu Avenue. At issue is the 1978 Kailua Beach continually rebuffed and finally fired Boulevard. Parks and Rec planning itself." With the transfer of San Park Master Plan, which indicates in 1990. Nevertheless, her work still hasn't recovered from the loss. "Swimmers wish to get the sand Souci/Kaimana Beach from the state that the land should revert to open formsthe basis of growinginterest in At roughly the same time,three mas­ out of their pants," he wrote, "and ter planners left Parks and Rec for to the city effective Jan. 1, 1992, space and parking. In late 1990, developing an important Hawaiian many park users preferto use soap or Parks and Rec hopes to consolidate Parks and Rec announced the cultural setting in the park and the jobs in other city agencies, thereby shampoo." the entire stretchfrom Kapahulu to impending demolition of the camp; controversysparked by her findings reducing Advance Planning's senior The low-key Ala Moana plan was planning stafffrom six to three. Kaimana with the promenade they began dismantling it in early led then-City Council member Neil publicized during special informa­ "[Lack of planners] is definitely a extended the fulllength of the shore. 1991. This created a storm of protest Abercrombie to threaten that he tion meetings and before neighbor­ The big issue of redevelopment in from area residents, led by Ursula would tum control of Kualoa over big problem," Taketa says matter­ hood boards in early 1990, just of-factly. the park is the city's 1983 Master Retherford and Councilman Steve to the state. After Gunness' firing, before Salis' death. The master plan Plan's proposed demolition of the Holmes, who vowed to lay down in Parks and Rec contracted with This month, Griffin, an ex-surfer is currently undergoing revision; Natatorium pool, removal of park­ front of the bulldozers when they Bishop Museum to come up with and 21-year veteran of the depart­ Taketa expects construction to get ing and the preservation of just the showed up. suggested plans forsuch a facility. ment, will pick up Salis' mantle and under way late in 1992. assume his friend's place as chief of Natatorium arch. The state, which The Kailua Neighborhood Board The Office of Hawaiian Affairs is Advance Planning. He expresses owns the decrepit 1927 monument, and state legislators Cynthia Thielen also involved in overseeing new some frustration and much enthusi­ wants to restore the Natatorium fully and Jackie Young all lined up behind plans for the park. At the moment, asm. Already, there are plans to hire (a project that will cost at least $15 the Save Camp Kailua group. however, Kualoa is "in limbo," three experienced landscape archi­ million), and the Legislature has Alerted by flyers and phone calls, according to Ozawa. tects and a land-use expert whom appropriated fundsto begin planning 400 Kailuans showed up at a Parks • he'll train as planners. He says he restoration. and Rec-sponsored meeting to

October 23, 1991 • Honolulu Weekly • 5 discovers that the man she married latefor Dinner W.D. Richter's wob­ "revelation" came, we sighed with must for photography students. is not who she thought he wa5. So bly little comedy emerges a fey win­ disappointment. Stay home and rent 10/23: 1beDoor(l973, 45 min.); 1be what else is new? Hawn is skillful, ner after a slow and uncertain start. Ve rtigo. Mask (1989, 45 min.); 1beWhite Cas­ but the movie really isn't very good Two friends, frozen for 29 years, Shout This dance musical thing tle 0973, 76 min.). 10/28: 1be Read­ - it won't jump-start her stalled return to Santa Fe to stake a claim to about love and the birth of rock 'n' ing Lesson 0973, 11 min.); 1be Flat career. what is leftof their 1962 relationships. roll introduces itself quite nicely. From Ju ngle (1978, 90 min.). 10/29: 1be Double Impact Jean Claude Va n Warning: whimsy ahead. the press kit: "rebellious, youngJesse Way South (1981, 145 min.). Academy Damme climbs up another rung of Uttle Man Tate This gentle. work­ Tucker can't get the sound out of his Theatre, 900 S. Beretania St. 7:30 p.m. the film stardom ladder. manlike film,which marks Jodie Fos­ head when music teacher Jack Cabe $4 538-1006 Ernest ScaredStupid Alice, Woody ter's much-publicized debut as a plays the hot, bluesy rhythms of early Dying Young Hurry, hurry, hurry! Allen's last film, grossed $6 million in director, is the story of a child prodigy rock 'n' roll and the sensual strains Your last chance to see Dying Yo ung the U.S. Ernest Goes to ja il, the last torn between the two women who of the music soon draws Sara Bene­ before it's retitled for the rest of the Jim Va rney movie, made nearly $60 are shaping his life. One is his mother dict, a young college girl, to the trou­ world. Choice of Loveis the new mon­ million. This new one, released just in (Foster), a warm working-class bled Jesse." Oh, we forgot tomention icker the disappointed studio is using time for Halloween, will probably do woman beginning to realize that she _that Shout is set at a school for "rest­ to try to pump some life into this equally well. Go figure. cannot possibly provide her son with less teen orphans." -M.B. moribund tale in which Julia Roberts The Fisher King A buddy movie in the intellectual stimulation he needs. Suburban Commando Hulk Hogan (playing yet another bought young Film mythic drag. Jeff Bridges (as a disc The other, Diane Wiest, is a cerebral rents a room from Shelley Duvall. If thing) nurses temlinal Campbell Scott Criticism byBob Green unless oth- jockey with a psycho listener who scientist who lacks a human touch. that isn't shocking enough, the Hulk­ (a denizen of the upper class) - and, erwise noted. goes on a killing spree) actually man­ Foster sands away most of the sharp ster, everyone's favorite ex-steroid and ... falls in love with him! But ages to steal the show from Robin edges of a bony, schematic script user, turns out to be an outer-space Scott's daddy no like. And so on. Mis­ First Run Williams (as a bum who befriends (written years ago by Dead Again alien being pursued by a bounty­ directed by Joel Schumacher. Hemen­ hunter. UH Manoa Campus: Brief reviews of selected first-run Bridges) - it's the best acting job author Scott Frank), and highlights way Th eatre, Bridges has ever pulled off.As for all the little details that make the story The Super Oscar-winner Joe Pesci, Tue. 10/22 - Sun. 10/27, 6 & 8 p.m. films in town. Co nfirm theaters, sporting a handsome guy's toupee, $3.50. 956-6468 dates and times. the metaphysical huffing and puffing human. A ve1y nice movie, and an - well, it should pay off: Boyz N the Hood John Singleton's 1be Fisher auspicious beginning to what will no should find the Holy Grail (in screenplay and direction breathe life King doubt be a long and productive Hollywood called The Oscar) that is into this study of the deterioration of career. - M.B. awarded to those who proffer big a black neighborhood in South Cen­ Necessary Roughness An honest Dance Pick box-office receiptsand pseudo-pro­ tral Los Angeles. Recommended. coach struggles to make competitors fundity. of his loony college football players. City Slickers A good, funny Billy Whocould ask any­ Frankie and Johnny Director Garry It's almost too zany for words. In fact, for Crystal film in which the formerSoap thing more? The Cleo Marshall (Pretty Wo man) and play­ get your gutbusting prevention girdle star is much better than his material. ParkerRobinson Dance wright Terrence McNally open up on before we go over the details. OK: The Commitments A charming, Ensemble McNally's play about a slovenly, com­ The freshman quarterback is 34, the well-cast film about an Irish rock mitment-shy waitress (here essayed running backs are dyslexic lunatics, band trying to do soul music. The by Michelle Pfeiffer) who meets and the field goal kicker is a gril - oh, music is good, and the Irish locations is courted by a new cook (Al Pacino) no, wait a minute, that's a typo, the and stars are refreshi.o.g. Dance, Sister, in the NYC diner where they work. field goal kicker is a girl - and the Dance Cool as Ice This is the un-awaited Al tries to be ingratiating to both wide receiver thinks helmets are for Q: What lives a mile Va nilla Ice story in which Ice will ride Michelle and the audience, and Pfeif­ sissies. And really, unfortunately,that's around on a motorcycle with a female high and dances like the fer is cast against type. Is it Pfun? Is it all we have time for today. - M.B. companion. He will wear a loud jacket dkkens? Pfunny? We ll, yes and no. It was bet­ 101 Dalmations The Disney empire the likes of which no hipster would ter as a play, but McNally's script has made a fresh $50 million on the A: The CleoParker Robill$0n DanceEnsemble (half creditif yousaid be caught dead in. I imagine some makes even Marshall's hamhanded re-issue of this (beautifullydone) ani­ a nightclubber on ecstasy). sort of music will also be dispensed; direction look OK. For fans of the two mated feature. Recommended. Honolulu will get a modem-dance treat this Saturday when the Denver­ possibly Ice will ask some girl her cup leads only; others need not apply. Other People's Money Danny basedCPR troupeperfonns at the LeewardCommunity CollegeTheatre. size. Enjoy. - MaryBren nan Freddy's Dead: The Final Night­ DeVito stars as a money-grubbing TI1e 20-ye-.:1r-old ensemble/dance school has won wide praise for its Dead Again Wunderkind director/ mare The 3-D finale is as slapdash corporate raider who is hoisted on creativity and technical al)ilit;', and formaintaining a unique identity' actor Kenneth Branagh (who did a and ill thought out as the rest of this his own petard. Gregory Peck is the when many other companies have tilted toward unified,.genericinter­ remake of Henry Vin 1990) created rehash, which is intent on squeez­ upstanding CEO of a small New Eng­ pretivestyl es. Ensemble founderRobinson, a prodigy who began teach­ this stylish if muddled thriller about ing the last drop of blood from the land utility; he sees the DeVito plot ing <.' Ollege�level dance at ageJS and went on to study with many of past lives. In 1991, Branagh is a pri­ box office. begin to hatch and sets his own the great names in contemporary dance, has established a company vate eye named Church, and in 1949, Hot Shots One of the biggest hits of counter-scheme in motion. With Piper thatstrives "to expose communities extraordto inary and dh'i::tseartists, he's a symphony conductor made up the movie season - and now doing Laurie and Penelope Ann Miller. - with themes tl1at often focus on the rich black experience." The CPR to look like Olivier's Maxim de Win­ terrific business around the world, M.B. repertoire includes such pieces as Blood River, a 40-minute dance/drama ter in Hitchcock's Rebecca. this Top Gun parody is silly and funny Paradise Don Johnson and Melanie focusing on the ills of apartheid; Rain.dance, a dance ritual in flowing Deceived A bargain-basementthr iller - much funnier thanNaked Gun 2 16, Griffith together again for the first red skirts that is the company's signature piecl'; and Run, Sister, Run, with Goldie Hawn as a woman who for example. time. Between Johnson's pouty nar­ about Angda Davis' tlight fi'Om the FBI in the late '60s. cissism and Griffith's bad-little-girl "Robinson's approach to dance is exceptionallv eclectic," writes the voice, this melodrama - about a Denver Post. "The core is modem with a strong classical.overtone; but marriage saved by the love of a child she also has a strong sense of ethnic dance. When the two are put Music Pick - is not all it should be. The two together, the results are often$peaac ular." performers are often good, but when Cleo Partcer Robinson Dancet!nsemble: LCC Theatre, PearlCit)': they lapse into repose they look and Look! Up on the Sat. 10/26, 8 p.m. $14. 455,0385 sound like showbiz carnies. screen! It's a Rambling Rose Martha Coolidge movie. it's a Cl 958) Kuro­ directs Laura Dern (in a terrific per­ stars in this comedy-drama about a The Hidden Fortress symphony, it's••• sawa festival. Quite simply one of the formance) in this period piece about slumlord sentenced to live in one of The Markof most accessible and influential films a sexually curious young lady. Low­ his own run-clown projects. Zorra ever made. Kurosawa manages to key and winning. A Blake Edwards C Switch VictorMc­ combine, in this 16-century civil-war Ricochet Denzel Washington is a toria) comedy starring Ellen Barkin piece, the traditional C nob theater), Wbo was cop turned politician whose life is as a tough guy who comes back as a Western classics (Shakespearean con­ that Masked shaken apart when he is subjected to dame after being murdered. There trasts) and the cinematic (fast-mov­ Maestro? an elaborate, cunning frame. The are a few laughs, but this is not one ing, sweeping imagery). Kurosawa painstakingly laid plot soon has the of Edwards' better films. For the ultimate in here shows how films can completely Midas-touch district attorney looking Recommended. The cinema b.Hi, check Terminator 2 escape the psychological boundaries like a corrupt philanderer; Washing­ real stars of this visceral production out the Honolulu of the proscenium arch. (If you have ton's career and marriage, under a are the computer imagists who Symphony's live accompaniment to the silent 1920 swashbuckling a sense of when you see the media microscope, unravel rapidly. whipped up the visuals. deja vu classic The Markof Zorro, starring Douglas Fairbanks. Friday's per­ film, don't be surprised - George John Lithgow is the single-minded WhatBob? About A funny little Dis­ formance will be guest·conducted by Donald Hunsberger, musical Lucas "borrowed" the plot and psychopath, duped and imprisoned ney movie about a shrink (Richard directorof the Eastman-Dryden Orchestra, who alsoasse mbled the fla. approach for his first film.) by Wa shington in his police days, Dreyfuss) who can't rid himself of a Star Wars mcnco-flavoredscpre the Symphony will use. Hunsperger, who con­ 900 S. Beretania masterminding the scheme to thor­ neurotic client (Bill Murray). There's Academy Theatre, ducted last year'sSymphony accompaniment to The Phantom of tbe St.: We d .. 10/23, 4 p.m. & Thur. 10/24, Opei-a, oughly destroy the media darling who not much to this film,which was orig­ has been reeon:;tructing silent film scores for.10years {in addi­ 7:30 p.m. Free. 538-1006 publicly humiliated him. -M.B. inally written for Wo ody Allen, but tion to Zorro and Phantom,.he has scored su¢hclassks ll$ PeterPan (1955) Kurosawa fes­ Robin Hood The movie that robs Murray and Dreyfuss work well I Uve in Fear and the early fihn/j qf<;har.lie Chaplin and Oloria $wao.sc>n). tival. Kurosawa's intermittent forays from the poor (the audience) and together. tf the oftenStodgy atrnosphete ofsymphonit::perf &rrnanceshas kept gives to the rich (guess who). into the shakai-mono (social) genre yoµ away from.con<:;el.1 halls in the past, take note:J-Iunsberger makes Shattered Wolfgang Peterson the often focus on the insanity of atomic a point of encouragingconcertgoers to react toboth the filmand the director (Das Boot) is betrayed by Short Run & Revival weaponry. In tl1is story,fear of nukes music. "Theaud.iepce should not believe they're in aconcert hall," he Wo lfgang Peterson the scriptwriter. Border Crossing: The Cinema of causes his main character (played by says. "They'renow in aJ920s movie palace. !n fac:t, everyone should Shattered is slickly put together, fuss­ Johan van der Keuken Feature­ Toshiro Mifune) to flee Japan for dress up in 1920s attire to enhance the evening's fun." No word on ily edited and haunted by Hitchcock's length screenings of a collection of South America, where he and his whether it's OK to do the tango in the aisles. shifting-identity piece, Ve rtigo. Like the Dutch filmmaker's work, shown entourage (including mistress and A specially restored print of Zo rro will be used fol'the performance Ve rtigo, Shattered is set in San Fran­ over several nights. Demonstrating family) will be safe - perhaps. A Guest pianist Russell Schmidt, also of Eastman, will provide piano cisco, has a scene shot in the red­ his ability to synthesize his humanist must for hardcore Kurosawa buffs; and organaccompaniment . woods and aims to examine what philosophical leanings with avant­ not recommended for others. violence does to the Self. The Hon­ garde techniques (derived from still Academy Theatre, 900 S. Beretania The Mark o1·u..,o:Blaisdell Concert Hall,11'1. ward Avc.u Fri. photography), van der Keuken cre­ St.: Sat. 10/26 & Sun. 10/27, 7:30 p.m. 10/2$, 8 p.m. $1 11$25. $31o$U'- olulu audience had this one sussed in about 20 minutes and when the ates searing, memorable imagery. A Free. 538-1006 6 • October 23, 1991 • Honolulu Weekly Continued from Page 1

(2) While there's a certain amount still does. One by one, the citizens of gooand gore, the story's the thing; Do ftYourself of a little town are being taken over, and (3) The plotline might be tradi­ turnedinto soulless creatures and no tional - maybe even formulaic - one - not even the good town doc­ but it holds more than trite-and-true Monster tor - can find out what's going on. shock-schlock conventions. Here nieatre of Blood (I973) then, a baker's dozen of the best... A funny horror comedy with Don't Look Now (I973) Chiller Vincent Price, Diana Rigg and Coral Venice, photographed as you've Browne. Price plays a classical actor never seen it before in director so outraged by critics' barbs that he Nicolas Roeg's chilling story of the Horror contrives to do them in, one by one, supernatural(adapted from, but supe- in ways he has devised fromscenes . rior to, the Daphne du Maurier in Shakespeare plays - a pound of novella). A couple, recovering from Theater flesh, decapitation, drowning in the death of their child, go to Venice wine, etc. Price has a great time and there meet a blind psychic who spring blessed with telepathic and working with such victims as Robert claims to be in touch with the daugh­ telekinetic power(s). Wonderfully Morley and Diana Dors. Good for a ter. The real theme of this story is atmospheric. Halloween double-bill. pre-cognition. With Donald The WickerMan ( 1973) Navigator (l988) Sutherland and Julie Christie. A cult classic. Not scary but fas­ Wonderful.Not a horror nor sci-ti cinating - if you find you're filmbut a beautifully-photographed Bob Green intrigued by this plot synopsis: A fantasy from New Zealand with a strikingly original plot. It's the 14th Dreamseape (1983) British cop (Edward Woodward) comes to a Scottish island to inves­ century and Cumbria is terrorized The ultimate Dennis Quaid movie. by the Black Plague. A young boy, a He plays a smartass young psychic tigate an odd disappearance. He dis­ covers a hotbed of erotic pagans, coal miner, has a vision that a reli­ snookered into a top secret govern­ among them Christopher Lee. The gious pilgrimage can protecthis vil­ ment project involving people with lage. Together the boy and a group of the power to actually enter and alter repressed moralist cop feels he must punish them; they, in tum, have their miners tunnel through the earth (as the dreams of others. More of a own priorities concerning his well­ the dream instructs) and come out thriller than a horror film, this one, the other side - in New Zealand of directed by Joe Ruben (True being. Written by Anthony Shaffer. n.e Curseof the Demon (1957) 1988. How they complete their task Believer) is smart, funny and fun. and returnto their own time makes I Walked with a Zombie (1943) M.R. James's Casting the Runes, one this century's best short stories for a fascinating and resonant story. Out of Va l Lewton 's marvelous (despite what some English Written and directed by Vincent little "B" picture unit at RKO came Department Ph.Deities say), pro­ Ward. (Don't confuse this movie this re-working of Jane Eyre (yes, with Flight of the Navigator.) Jane Eyre), in which an impression­ vided the inspiration for this cun­ 1/w<" � ning, effective little British occult Five Million Years foEarth 1968) ( able young nurse travels to the A Comedy PN!senlillionlhe "FtxNiglltat Movies thriller directed by Jacques Tourneur. Adapted from the BBC Caribbean to care for the catatonic 'W)3 The Demon in question can be called "Quatermass" series by its originator, m wife of a plantation owner. Not scary Nigel Keane, this little-known film MONDAY 8=05 PM KHNL but horrifying in its implications into reality only if one believes it can, and the film traces the fate of a (like the same year's 2001: A Space about the nature of colonialism. Rationalist investigator (Dana Odyssey) deals with the notion of Let's Uncle & Directed by Jacques Tourneur. Kill (1966) From the late Harding Ave.: Sat. 10/26, 10 p.m. "race memory" and the "religious" '50s through the early '70s di.rector- Repo Man (1984) Andrews, who looks drunk in most Sun. 10/27, 8 p.m. $5. 735-8771 of the scenes) whose hardheaded dis­ beginnings of human consciousness. producer William Castle gave the The Nasty Girl (1990) Lena Stolze The only way to approach the truth Excavations at a London under­ world a series of lowish-budget, gim- stars as a determined student who about L.A. is through a crossbreed belief turns into a wavering skepti­ cism that, in tum, becomes desperate ground station turn up an ancient mi.ck-laden scare films of dubious earns the titular nickname after writ­ - part sci-fi, part send-up, part denial. Written by the great Charles space craft, and therein lies the cat­ quality. Occasionally he aimed for ing an essay about her hometown's thriller. Director Alex Cox pulls it more: He used British technicians to Nazi past. Michael Ve rhoeven ( The Bennett. (Warning: Actual scenes of alyst forscreenwriter Keane's rumi­ all together, and off, in this funny give this kids-killing-uncle-before- WhiteRose) directs. In German with the monster were shot and inserted in nations on anthropology, the occult, and sometimes shocking story of a uncle-kills-them film a look and pol- English subtitles. Recommended. the filmafter the writer and director racial memory and how to make an young man repossessing cars (the ish farsuperior to most of his work. Hemenway Theatre, UH Manoa Cam­ had departed the project, flawing this interesting film on a low budget. He ultimateoutrage in Los Angeles) and At the end of the '60s, Castle used pus: We d. 10/23 - Sun 10/27, 6 & 8 little classic.) succeeds, this cult film's fanssay, discovering a world of UFO aliens such performers as Marcel Marceau p.m. $3.50. 956-6468 Captain Kronos - Va mpire admirably on all counts. No gore (Shanks) and Sid Caesar (The Busy The Rocky Horror Picture Show and crumbling American ethics. Hunter (1972) here; no "horror"; not much action Body) to try to climb out of the bar- Richard O'Brien's terrific musical num­ With an excellent punksoundtrack. - but it works anyway. Directed by gain basement. But the public be.rs (especially Time Wa ,p) catalyze Strange ln vaders (l983) Our hero - a bounty-hunter who smokes dope, meditates, swash­ Roy Ward Baker (The Avengers). stopped buying. Movie Museum, 3566 this 1975 cult item. It's all aboutJanet Aliens colonize a small American buckles with a Samurai sword and Honorable Mention ... Harding Ave.: Wed. 10/23, 8 p.m. $5. and Brad (Susan Sarandon and Barry midwestern town in the '50s ( our 735-8771 Bostwick), an all-American white­ philosophizes grandly - is a fresh People tend to feel protective governmentcooperates ), and, years Mr Sardonicus (1961) Director bread couple, and how they are cor­ breath of air in the time-worn about their own favorite thriller later, really strange stuffstarts hap­ William Castle is at it again, in this rupted by a stayin the old dark house Vampire genre... and has achieved movies, so here's a list of Honorable pening. Part satire, part affectionate (not terrible) little thriller. Castle had of mad transvestite scientist Frank N. cult status. Written by Brian Mentions (all available on home tributeto the sci-tiali ens-are-among­ the good sense to give one of the Furter (Tim Cuny). With Meatloaf, Clemons, who has "assimilated" video, too) to widen our perspective us genre, this superiorlittle film with leads to veteran character actor Oscar O'Brien himself (as Riff Raff the but­ material from several genres here. a little: Cat People (1942); Dead of Homolka. Sardonicus of the title is an !er) and Jonathan Adams as tl1e pan­ some nice SFX manages to be excit­ In vasion of the Body Night (1945); Dead Ringers (1988); aristocrat (living in the obligatory fog- sexual, gold-bikini-dad "monster." ing without resorting to gore. Shot Snatchers (1956) HorrorExpress; Pin; TheCo nqueror enshrouded castle) who wearsa mask Recommended. But wear a raincoat in New Zealand. Wo rm ; Liquid Sky; The Seventh to conceal his horrifying faci�l con- and be prepared for anything: It has Village of the Damned (I964) Jack Finney's great horror novel came to the screen first in the mid­ Victim; Near Dark (1987); The dition (a perpetual skull-like grin). long been a tradition among Rocky A British film - with the best You will be issued a "Punishment Horrorfans to act out scenes as they ' 50s when people being turnedinto Hidden (1988); The Changeling; Q; child actors you've ever seen - Videodrome; Anna to the Infinite Poll" card to vote on how you would appear on the screen. UHForei gn vegetables seemed more or less like like the picture to end. William Cas- Film Society, Physical Science Build­ about a sleepy little village that Power; and Seance on a We t the American Way. Invasion was a tie himself - a sort of K-Mart Hitch- ing, rm. 217, UH Manoa campus: Fri. wakes up to findall the womenfolk Afternoon. • pregnant - and their subsequent off- low-budget filmfrom apoverty-row cock -makes an appearance or two 10/25 & Sat. 10/26, 7 & 9 p.m. $6. studio, but it worked wonders and (as himself). Movie Museum, 3566 Sanjuro (1962) Kurosawa's funniest October 23, 1991 • Honolulu Weekly • 7 UveMusic \fames Jolly RogerEast, 150 Kaiulani Ave. Oasis Niteclub, 2888Wa ialae A\'e. Anna Bannanas, 2440 S. Berctania 923-2172 7.34-3772 St. 946-5190 I.aSalsa, Restaurant Row, 500 Ala Or.;on's, 5 Hoolai St., Kailua. Andrew's. Ward Centre, 1200 Ala Moana Blvd. 5.l6-4828 262-2306 McrJna Bl\'d. 523-8677 I.ewersLounge. Halekulani, 2199 ParadiseLounge, Hilton Hawaiian BanyanVeran da, Sheraton �loan.1 Katia Rd. 923-2311 Village, 2005Kalia Rd. 9-i9-4321 Sur/rider. 2353 Kalaklua A\'C. MahinaLounge. Ala Moana Hotel. 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Consult the Contemporary Hawaiian; Malia'.s Ca ntina. Uve Music Venues listfor loca­ tions and phonenumbers. 24/Ibursday 23/Wednesday Alakai Contemporary Hawaiian;Jo/ly Roger East. Augle Rey & City Lights Salsa, Augie Rey & City Lights Salsa, Dance; Nicholas Nickolas. Dance; Nicholas Nickolas. Blue Kangaroo Va riety; JollyRoger Backstreet Ja ron Kailua. Wa ikiki. Blues; 's Betty LooTa ylor & Rachel Gonza. Eden Dance Rock; W'ave Wa ikiki. lez Jazz; New Orleans Bistro. Entourage Contemporary; Nick's Blue Kangaroo Jolly Roger Fishma rket. Va riety; Wa ikiki. Ernie Shea Jazz; Mahina Lounge. Blues Bandits Blues; The Landing. Fiji Reggae, Contemporary; Fast Brother Nolan Monterey and least "instructive" movie. A sequel Columbia film, the poster for which (piano) and Harold Van Schaik (bass Eddie '.,. Jawaiian; Bay Ca nners Wa rd. to Yojimho, this one has Toshiro has a classic '50s tag-line: "Bring your trombone) will accompany Henniss. Hawaii Amplified Poetry Ensem­ Eden Dance Rock; Wcwe Wa ikiki. Mifune (at his self-parodying peak) date and watch her tingle!" (Don't Oruis Auditorium, UH Manoa cam­ ble Reggae; Anna Bmmanas. Entourage Contemporary; Nick 's cleaning up corruption in local gov­ send your complaints to Castle; he's pus: Mon. 10/28, 8 p.m. $5. 956-7235 Horizon Sp indrijter Contemporary; Fish market. ernment. This period piece makes no longer answering his mail). /v!ovie LavarKrantz Violinist K.rantz's pro­ Kabala. Howling Beddies Rock; Moose fun of the genre's conventions - and J!11se11m, 3566 Harding Ave.: Thur. gram will include works by Mozart, Howling Beddies Moose Rock; McGillycuddy'.s Wa ikiki. then returns to those conventions 10,'24 - Sat. 10/26, 8 p.m. $5. 735-8771 Bach, Britten and Saint-S�iens. He A!cGil(ycuddy's W'aikiki. J.P. Smoketrain with a vengeance in an all-stops-out will be accompanied by Beebe Fre­ J.P. Smoketrain Light Rock, R & B; Light Rock, R & B; No Na me Bar. finale. Academy Theatre, 900 S. Bere­ itas on piano. Oruis Auditori11m, UH No Na me Bar. Joel KurasakiJazz; Orson 's. tania St.: Thur. 10/24, 1 p.m. Free. Manoa campus: Sun. 10/27, 8 p.m. Joel Kurasaki Jazz; Orson 's. Jon Basebasa Contemporary; Hor­ 538-1006 Music $5. 956-7235 Jon Basebase Hor­ Contemporary; atio 's. TheTingler 0959) Part of the Movie The Mark of Zorro See Music Pick. atio 's. Kawika Finfrock Museum's William Castle "festival." Concerts Mozart Vesper Service A Honolulu Va riety; Monterey Jonny & the Dreamers Va riety; Bay Canners Outrigger. Now here's the deal, see? We all have Ginger Baker Symphony/Lutheran Church Choir MontereyBay Ca nners Wa rd. The legencla1y drum­ Keoa Va riety; Jolly Roger hast. this ... this ... thing that lives in our tribute to the vacky Vo lfster in honor Kawlka Finfrock Variety; Monterey mer from Cream is back in town to Leroy Kahaku Black spinal column (fee simple, you'd bet­ of the 200tl1 anniversary of his unfor­ Bay Ca nnersOutri gger. Contemporary; play some polo and some music. Orchid. 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. ter hope) and lays dormant until we tunate demise (who knows - if it Keoa Va riety; Jolly Roger East. This show is somewhat iffy, so call Live Paradise Variety; Waikiki are frightened. In this Castle movie, wasn't for that dam Salieri, he might Leroy Black Pink's to confirm. Pink's Garage, Kahaku Contemporary; Broiler. the gimmick was to install buzzers still be composing today). On the pro­ Orchid. 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. 955 Wa imanu St.: Sat. 10/26, 8 p.m. Lorette Ables Trio Jazz; Lewers under the theater seats. Then when gram are the rarely performed Ves­ Live Paradise Wa ikiki 537-1555 Va riety; Lounge. the monster (which looks like a small perae de Domenica and Ave verum Broiler. Jeannie Henniss Trombonist Hen­ Mahi Beamer ContemporaryHawai­ lobster mutated by life in the Ala Wai corpus. Lutheran Ch urch of Honolulu, Loretta Ables Trio Lewers niss is the director of UH's Manoa Jazz; Andrew's. Canal) got loose, your chair would 1730 Punahou St.: Sun. 10/27, 8 p.m. Lounge. ian; Trombone Ensemble. Her recital will Mojo Hand Blues; Scuttlebutt's. start buzzing and tingling (I am not Free. 941-2566 Mahl BeamerContemporary Hawai­ feature works by Saint-Saens, Cast­ Nalu Monterey Bay Canners making this up). Vincent Price had his Worldbeat at Sea Honolulu's pre­ Andrew's. Variety; erde, Small and Gregson. Honolulu ian; Pear/ridge. career resuscitated by this cheap-o mier jungle-boogie outfits, the Pagan Nalu Va riety; Monterey !Jay Canners Symphony members Scott Janusch No Excuse Dance; Black Orchid. 9

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8 .aOctober 43,,,�9.91 fa.Ho1J.olulu WeekJy tric shavers. Krups mostly made used death-camp slaves. The most small household products like scales. important was I.G. Farben, the How Braun got dragged into this German chemical monopoly. IGF God knows. (Eva Braun?) Krups is had a substantial interest in one of probably being confused with the the two companies making Zyklon Krupp family, formany years the B, the poison used to gas the Jews. Carol Atkinson Jazz; Orson '.5. Pandemonium Worldbeat; Jaron's Eden Dance Rock; leading German munitions maker. (The director of that company got Wa ve Wa ikiki. Ka ilua. (You've heard of Big Bertha, the Hawaiian Spice Contemporary Raga & AndreaYou ngJazz; Mahina fiveyears ; the heads of the other one Hawaiian; Sugar Bar. Lounge. giant cannon used by the Germans were hanged.) The Allies ordered Ho'Aikane ContemporaryHawaiian; Robi & Friends Contemporary during World War I? It was named IGF broken up after thewar, but the Steamer's. Hawaiian; Moose McGilfycuddys Un i­ after Bertha Krupp, wifeof the firm's pieces are still around, including such Island Heart Contemporary Hawai­ versity. patriarch.) The well-known companies as Bayer and ian; Hot Rod Cafe. RolandoSanchez the & New Salza Krupps didn't BASF. I guess you could boycott J.P. Smoketrain Light Rock, R & B; Hawaii BandLatin; Nicks Fishmarket. make crematoria their products, but you have to ask No Na me Bar. 5 - 7:30 p.m. Willie K. Contemporary Hawaiian; either, but they did yourself how far you want to take Jimmy Borges Jazz; Paradise Malia '.5Ca ntina. use I 00,000 slave this. Tom Fuchs, author of The Lounge. Jon Basebase & Vince Andrada 21/Sunday laborers to make weapons at Hitler Fact Book, notes that a major Auschwitz and other death camps. Contempora1y; Horatios. Augie Rey & City Lights Salsa, participant in the Holocaust was the Joy Woode& BettyTaylor Loo Jazz; Dance; Nicholas Nickolas. New Orleans Bistro. Blues Bandits Blues; Anna Ban­ Kawika Finfrock Variety; Monterey nanas. Bay Ca nners Outrigger. Carol AtkinsonJazz; Orsons. Keoa Variety; jollyRo ger East. Derrick Na Puuwai Country,Hawai­ Leroy Kahaku Contemporary;Black ian; SugarBa,; Orchid. 5:30 - 9:30 p.m. Dread Ashanti Reggae; No Na me Live Paradise Va riety; Wa ikiki Bar. Broiler. Eden Dance Rock; Wa ve Wa ikiki. Loretta Ables Trio Jazz; Lewers Ernie Shea Jazz; Mahina Lounge. Lounge. Exit 8 Contemporary Hawaiian; Mon­ Love Goelz Rock; No Na me Bar. 9:30 tereyBay Ca rmers Pear/ridge. p.m. FranzDennis & Contemporary; Sp in­ Mahi Beamer Contemporary Hawai­ drifter Ka bala. ian; Andrew's. GoodOle Boyz Country; Pecos River Mojo Hand Blues; Silver Fox Lounge. Cafe . Mondo Incognito Rock; Moose Horizon Contemporary; Sp indrifter McGillycuddy'.5 Wa ikiki. Ka bala. Nalu Va riety; MontereyBay Ca nners Jam Session Jazz; Nick 's Fishmar­ Pear/ridge. ket. No Excuse Dance; Black Orchid. Joy Woode & BettyTaylor Loo Jazz; 10 p.m. New Orleans Bistro. Nueva Vida Jazz; Reni'.5. Kapena Contemporary Hawaiian; Pagan Babies World Dance; Anna Malia 'sCa ntina. Bannanas. Maxine-Karen Johnson Mixed Pandemonium Worldbeat; 1be Row. viola; Ramsay Galleries & Cafe . 11 Raga & Andrea You ngJazz; Mahina a.m. - 2 p.m. Lounge. Mondo Incognito Rock; Moose Robi & Friends Contemporary McGillycuddy 's Wa ikiki. Hawaiian; Moose McGillycuddy's Un i­ Over the Hill Gang Dixieland Jazz; n my search fo r a new coffe e Boss AlfriedKrupp was sentenced to German state railway system, whose versity. Fast Eddie's. 2 - 5 p.m. Rolando SanchezNew &the Salza maker, aconcerned friend advo­ 12 years for war crimes but was management boasted of its efficiency Russ Donnelly Folk, Country;Jo lly cated a boycott of both Braun freedin 1951 - cynics say because HawaiiBand Latin; Ni ck'.5Fish market. Roger Wa ikiki. in delivering the Jews to their mur­ Warren Johnson & Gator Creek the Korean Wa r had just broken out Pam Gamboa Top 40; Paradise and Krups brands because they derers. Does that mean next time Band Country; Pecos River Cafe. and the United States needed Lounge. were made by German compa­ you tour Germany you walk? Willie K. Contemporary Hawaiian; SydetteJazz; Lewers Lounge. nies that manufa ctured concen­ Krupp's industrial might as a bul­ As forthe VW, Hitler didn't name Malia '.5Ca ntina. Wes Hamrick Classical, Jazz; Maile tration camp crematoria in the wark against the Reds. Its assets it but there's no question he helped Room. 1930s and '40s. Can this be true? restored, Krupp again be came a cor­ create it. Ferdinand Porsche had 26/Saturday I'm drinking tea pending your reply. porate giant and remains so today. been working on a popularly Alisa Randolph & Musica IEJazz; 28/Monday Also, did Adolf Hitler really name Krupp doesn't make consumer priced "people's car" (whence Cafe Sistina. Ernie Shea Jazz; Mahina Lounge. the Vo lkswagen ?-Yv onne Pelletier, products, but other formersla ve "Volkswagen"). At a 1934 meeting Augie Rey & City Lights Salsa, GoodOle Boyz Country;Pecos River Ch icago employers do. Daimler-Benz, for Hitler told him to make the car an Dance; Nicholas Nickolas. Cafe. Betty LooTaylor & Derryl McKay Exit8 ContemporaryHawa iian; Mo n­ ls it true Mercedes-Benz manufa c­ example. The furnavidly supported air-cooled four-seaterwith a stream­ Nazism and in returnre ceived arms Jazz; New Orleans Bistro. tereyBay Ca nnersPea rlridge. tured the ovens used in the Nazi lined shape"like a beetle." Yo ur wish Billy the Kid Rock; La contracts and tax breaks that enabled Salsa. Horizon Contemporary; Sp indrifter death camps ? - Ross, North is mein command, said Ferd. Hitler Blue Kangaroo Va riety; Jo lly Roger it to become one of the world's lead­ Kabala. Hollywood, California announced the new car at the Berlin Wa ikiki. J.P. Smoketrain Light Rock, R & B; ing industrial concerns. (Between Auto Show. The Nazis sold a bunch None of the companies mentioned Blues Bandits Blues; Renis. No Na me Bar. 1932 and 1940 production grew by of the cars in advance on an install­ Brother Nolan Jawaiian; Monterey built crematoria, but Daimler-Benz, Joel KurasakiJazz; Orson's. 830 percent.) During the war the ment plan and a factory was built, Bay Ca nners Wa rd. Kapena Contemporary Hawaiian; maker of Mercedes-Benz cars, com­ company used thousands of slaves but only a fewcars were made before Brotherhood & 2 Local Boys Pop; Malia 'sCa ntina. mitted other crimes. Testimony at and forced laborers including Jews, hostilities began. During the war the Hot Rod Cafe . Kawika Finfrock Variety; Monterey the Nuremburgwar -crimes trialssug­ foreigners and According plant churned out V- 1 buzz bombs Carol AtkinsonJazz; Orson 's. Bay CannersOutrigger. POWS. Cast Offs New England Con­ gests the ovens were mostly built by to historian Bernard Bellon and a jeep-like vehicle of a design Leroy Kahaku Contemporary; Black tradance; HawaiiLoa College. heating equipment manufacturers (Mercedesin Peace and Wa r, 1990), later sold in the United States as the Orchid. 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. and such. The crematoria at at least eight Jews were murdered Eden Dance Rock; Wa ve Waikiki. Milestone Jazz; Nick's Fishmarket. Thing. Only afterthe Nazi surrender GoodOle Boyz Country;Pecos Riuer Auschwitz were built by I.A. Topf by Daimler-Benz managers or SS Mondo Incognito Rock; Moose did civilian VW production begin in Cafe . McGillycuddy'.5 Wa ikiki. and Sons of Erfurt, those at Dachau men at a plant in occupied Poland. earnest. Definitely puts the fuRky and Lublin by C.H. Kori. A horrified Ho'Aikane Contemporary Hawaiian; Open Jam Session Rock; Fast There was a report that Daimler­ Beetle of one's youth in a new light. Fast Eddies. Eddie's. spokesperson forBraun, a maker of Benz built mobile poison-gas vans, - CECIL ADAMS Howling Baddies Rock; No Na me Pam Gamboa Top 40; Paradise small appliances bought by Gillette but this has never been corroborated Bar. Lounge. in 1967, assures me the firm's main and is doubtful. Jon Basebase & Vince Andrada Raga & Darryl McKay Jazz; New business during the 1940s was elec- Many big German companies Contemporary; Horatio's. OrleansBistro. Jimmy Borges Jazz; Paradise Ruu Donnelly Folk, Country;Jolly Lounge. Roger Wa ikiki. p.m. Warren Johnson a Gator Creek Augie Rey a City Lights Salsa, Kapena Contemporary Hawaiian; Sydette Jazz; LewersLoun ge. North American BushBand Funk, Band Country; Pecos River Cafe. Dance; NicholasNickolas. Steamer's. Terry Gibb Rock, R & B; Ja ron 's Jazz, Reggae; Anna Bannanas. WHIie K, Contemporary Hawaiian; Backstreet Blues; Ja ron 's Ka ilua. Kawlka Finfrock Variety; Monterey Kailua. Pam Gamboa Top 40; Paradise Malia's Cantina. BIiiythe Kid Rock; La Salsa. BayCa nnersOut rigger. UntouchablesDance; NicholasNic k­ Lounge. 25/Friday Blue Kangaroo Variety; Jolly Roger Keoa Variety; Jo lly Roger East. olas. RagaAndrea a Young Jazz; Mahina Wa ikiki. Live Paradise Variety; Wa ikiki Wes Classical,Hamlck Jazz; Banyan Lounge. AlakalContemporary Hawa iian;]olly BluesBamdlts Jazz, Blues; 1be Land­ Broiler. Vera nda. Ro1an1oSanchez New athe Sa1za Roger East. • ing. 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. Loretta Ables Trio Jazz; Lewers Hawaii Band Latin; 1be Row. Alisa Randolph a Muslca E Jazz; Brother Nolan Jawaiian; Monterey Lounge. 29/Iuesday Size 9 Classic Rock; Fast Eddie's. CafeSistina . Bay Canners Wa rd. Mahl BeanerContemporary Hawai­ Betty� Taylor a Derryly McKa ian; Andrew's. Jazz; New OrleansBistro . - MojoHand Blues; SilverFox Lounge. Blue KangaooVa riety; JollyRoger TIDES October 23 to October 29 Mondo Incognito Rock; ll{oose WEDNESDA Y THURSDA Y FRIDA Y SA TURDA Y SUNDA Y MONDA Y TUESDA Y Wa ikiki. McGillycuddy'.5Wa ikiki. CityUghts Dance; NicholasNic kol.as. Nalu Va riety; MontereyBay Canners Entourage Contemporary; Nick's Pear/ridge. Fishma rket. No Excuse Dance; Black Orchid. Ernie Shea Jazz; Mahina Lounge. Nueva Vida Jazz; 1be Row. Horizon Contemporary; Sp indrifter Pagan Babies World Dance; Anna Kabala. Moon Phases: NEWMOON - Oct 7 FIRST QUARTER - Oct 15 FULL MOON- Oct23 LASTQUARTER - Oct 29 Bannanas. Tide times and heights are forHonolulu Harbor. Tide and moon information supplied by Doug Paine Design. Continued on Page 12 October 23, 1991 • Honolulu Weekly • 9 people not snakes in the grass. If you can meet my expectations, pis. respond "GiveVU DJelife a to HW Box 32. 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Hawaii 96816 salad, wine in the sauce and Te lephone 0085-15-SHO\\: Fax 00853:>-16.'37 prices low enough to run everyone patient and cool-headedin the face of pasta, potato or vegetable; they're a else out of business. Then, when the the mob and seem to have a thor­ little more ambitious and bizarre than great unwashed are massing nightly ough working knowledge of the their pasta counterparts. Many of outside the door to war over the next menu and the fare ... which, by and the dishes use heavy sauces and available table,they order in KUMU, large, is deserving of its precocious cheeses, in a manner that seems more iceberg lettuce and Prego, and jack reputation. Swiss than Italian. Que sera sera. f\OVIL f\USLU/\ up the prices. The first edible items placed on On the whole, it works. Saltimbocca t..f. +g � 1 • XI' '):,..,r, rr .t . I " n., l -;, Too many Italian restaurants start your table are rolls (which look sus­ style comes with eggplant, moz­ One Week Rentals at Overnight Prices out making an offe r that can't be piciously like those served at the zarella, mushrooms, white wine and Hawaii's Finest Selection of Classic, refused - good food, good atmo­ Vietnamese bakery, Ba-le); they prosciutto; sorrentino comes with Foreign and Cult Films sphere, goooprices -and then coast come hot and sliced, with rock-hard eggplant, mozzarella, mushrooms Open Thursday - Sunday, Noon - 8pm on their early reputations all the way pats of butter. There are three sal­ and marsala wine. Yo u can have to the catacombs. Hopefully, the lat­ ads on the menu: Caeser (for 2 @ either style with shrimp, chicken or 755-8771 est entry onto the Italian scene won't $4 .80) , Italian ($3.80) and green veal. Among the specialsare Sicilian fall into that trap. In the few months ($2.80). All are bountiful - the chicken (don't try ordering this in it has been open, Catania has proven green alone comes with romaine let­ Sicily) with roast potatoes and itself to be the best value in Italian tuce, tomatoes,carrots, celery, olives, onions; and calamari vegetable, foodthe city has to offer. Meals are a sharp white cheese and a jalapeno. which consists of baked squid delicious and varied, prices are low, The dressing is tangy and creamy at sauteed with vegetables in garlic service is competent. the same time - quite a feat- and sauce (Catania is, afterall, a seaport). The masses are responding. Long it's multi benne. Desserts include a creamybut very lines form outside the small restau­ Catania's also serves a range of sweet and rich zabaglioni, chocolate rant's doors nightly. But prices have appetizers, from sauteedmushrooms gelato (which tastes like the do-your­ gone up twice since the restaurant (nicely done with lots of garlic) and self-a-flavor variety), an ono opened,and Barry Manilow seems to bellpepper with meatballs to carpac­ spumoni, and fresh fruit with home­ be on continuously these days... so cio (an Italian-style sashimi of raw made rum sauce and whipped cream Maunakea and Nimitz • 523-5913 this pasta joint, named fora Sicilian steak). (usually sold out). Desserts range town, knows the joys and anguish Catania's serves a mind-bending from $2.50 to $3. of imperfection. 43 entrees, ranging in price from Catania doesn't have a liquor The decor at Catania is not much $5.80 to $11.80. Entrees come in license; you' re welcome to bring to speak of - the images adorning two sizes - small and regular - your own. The restaurant is open the walls look like they're straight and, unless you're planning an daily from 11 a.m. to 2: 30 p.m. and from Ernie's Art Emporium (bald assault on Gaul;the small should do from 6 p.m. to IO p.m. They do eagles in various states ofduress. you fine. take-out and offera 10 percent dis­ Two locations: count on such orders. • studious women in Victorian dress). The range of pasta selections is Gecko Books & Comics 3613 Waialae Avenue Honolulu, Hawaii 96816 (808) 732-1292 Rent has wrongfully deducted too much going to court. But if you take your from the deposit, you can take him to landlord to court and lose, the judge Gecko Books & Comics small claims court. Any court action is required to award the landlord the 1347 Kailua Road must be started within a year after court costs. That means you pay. • CARDS Kailua, Hawaii 96734 Check you move out. 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Karl Herreshoff Classical; Coffe e Opens Thur. 10/2'1, 5 - 8 p.m. and The Ho11ol11lu AdvertiserGallerv, 605 Manoa. runs through 11/ 12. 77J e Gallery 011 Kapiolani Blvd. 526-1322 Kawika Finfrock Va riety; Monterey the Pali, 2500 Pali Hwy. 595-40·17 UH Student Photos14 sn1dents from Bay Ca nners Outrigger. Bob McWilliams Ceramic teapots, Art 407, an inclepenclent-stucly class, Keoa Va riery; Jolly Roger East. wall pieces and sculpture. Through show their varied works. Opens Mon. Kontrast Rock; iv!oose McGillyc11ddy'.s 11 1. Koa Gallery, KCC, 4303 Dia­ 10/28 and runs through 11 1. UH­ Wa ikiki. mond Head Rd. Manoa, Commons Gallery. 956-7615 Leroy Kahaku Contemporary; Black Chuck Close Color Polaroids. Yvonne Cheng: Works on Paper Orchid. 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. Through 11/17. Contemporary Cheng takes a nev. direction in col­ Live Paradise Va riety; Wa ikiki 1J,f11se111n, 2411 Makiki Heights Dr. lage by layering Japanese rice and Broiler. 526-1322 Thai mulberry papers in muted colors. Local Band Night Three progressive Expressive Modes Recent and ret­ Through 11/24. Ho nolulu Academy rock acts; W"a l'e Wa ikiki. rospective works by Anthony Kim. of Arts, 900 S. Beretania St. 538-3693 Loretta Ables Trio Jazz; Lewers Through 11/30. A LittleBit of Saigon, Lounge. .1160 Maunakea St. 528-3663 Nalu Va riety; MontereyBay Canners Imported Arts and Crafts Pieces Pearl ridge. from China, Thailand, Burma, Bali Le�rning Pam Gamboa Top •JO; Paradise and more. Ongoing. ivate1fall Gallery, Easy Batik Learn a shortcut to batik Lounge. 1160A Nuuanu Ave. 521-6863 (Indonesian for "wax writing") with Simplisity Contemporary Hawaiian; Innocence & Experience Nicholas paraffin and acrylics. Te ma,i Center Matia s Ccmtina. Africano's paintings, sculptures and fo r Asian and Pac{/lc Arls, 1329A 10th Warren Johnson & Gator Creek works on paper. Through 11/10. The Ave.: Fri. - Sat., 10/25 -10/26, 7 - 9 Band Country; Pecos River Cc1(e. ContemporaryMuseu m, 2411 Makiki p.m. $'10. 735-1860 WesHamrick Classical.Jazz; Ba1�1·a11 Heights Dr. 526-1322 Jazz Dance, Musical-theater Style Veranda. Jarun Thammakul Oil paintings. A workshop by Broadway dancer Through 11/30. Moratin Gal/e,y, 3 N. Brian Arsenault. Minimum jazz expe­ Pauahi St. 521-9669 rience recommended. Dance1corks, Jason Izumi Impressionistic land­ 3632 Wa ialae Ave.: Sat. 10/26, 1:30 Theater and scapes and florals,acrylics on water­ p.m. Sl0 737-0372 color paper. Through 11115.Juniper MasterModern Dance Class Cleo Dance Arts Galle,y -a11d Framing, 404 Wa rd Parker Robinson, whose work has Cleo Parker Robinson Dance Ave. 599-4800 been described as "fast-paced, sen­ Ensemble See Dance Pick. Julie Halpern Paintings. Through sual and explosive," (see Dance Pick) Holding Back the Ocean This orig­ 12/1. The ContemporaryMz iseum Cafe, instructs .in intermediate/advanced inal play by Starving Artists' Godfrey 2411 Makiki Heights Dr. 526-1322 technique class. Te mp.Dance Bldg., Hamilton starts its run at home fol­ Masks! Designs from wearable UH Manoa campus: Fri. 10/25, 6 - lowing critically endorsed tours to masks of rag paper to wall-mounted 7:30 p.m. Call for fee. 735-2114 London and San Francisco. Essentially ceramic masks. A masked ball fol­ a one-man piece (company director lows the opening. Opens 10/18, 5 - 8 Mark Pinkosh is the one man) about p.m. and runs through 11/2. Gateway Whatevahs a gay love affairbetween a haole and Gallery, 1050 Nuuanu Ave. 599-1559 Geothermal, Rainforests and the a Hawaiian and the horrible extremes Masks of Pele Collages with clay, Future of Hawaii An evening of of homophobia, Ocean also incor­ hand-dyed paper and crumpled tex­ information, porates traditional hula, performed tures by Susan Rogers-Aregger. poetry and music by Na Wa i Eha O Puna's Ryan Keola Through 10/31. Ramsay Galleries & on the hump-day Brown. "Pinkosh," writes the London Cafe, 1128 Smith St. 537-ARTS of Wo rld Rainfor- Daily Independent's William Cook, Marcus LeeRecent paintings of lancl­ est We ek. Campus "strikes the balance between between sca pes and local folks. Through Center Ballroom, wry humor and wide-eyed passion ... 11/23. CafeChe Pasta, 1001 Bishop St. UH Manoa cam­ Beside his gabbling verbosity, the 524-0004 pus: Wed. 10/23, neat eloquence of Brown's dancing Manoa Watercolors Paintings by 7 - 10:30 p.m. is a metaphor for the gulf between John LaRue. Opens Thur. 10/24, 5 - 8 LexusWin s Triple Crown. Videos on the their cultures." Kawaiahao Theatre, p.m. and runs through 11/12. The rainforest will be Mid-Pacific Institute: Fridays and Sat­ Galle1y on the Pali, 2500 Pali Hwy. screened 12 - 1 Lexus. The Fewest Complaints By Far. urdays, 8 p.m.; Sundays, 6:30 p.m. 595-4047 p.m. through through 11/10. $12. 942-1942 Material Voices Hawaii craftspeo­ 10/26. Free. 941- # Pilgrimage A truly professional ple show favorites in glass, clay, fiber, 2402 /Jr ensemble piect!- focused,passion­ wood, precious metals and more at Fall Crafts Fair ate and intensely realized. With the their '91 Statewide Annual Exhibit. Honolulu Theatre slimmest of production values, local Through 10/25. AMFAC Plaza, 700 for Youth's theater company Kumu Kahua man Bishop St. 531-0444 fund raiser ages to vividly invoke the complex Moving Toward Square One Alan includes craft e111otional lifeof three generations of Leitner, a former portrait and land­ booths, face paint­ Japanese-Americans. When a middle­ scape painter, here transcends to ing for kid�. enter­ aged couple and an unrna1Tied karate abstract oil paintings. The Weekly's tainment and teacher revisit the site of the wartime art critic, Nikki Ty-Tomkins, writes, food. 11Jomas camp where they were internees, the "Pleromais perhaps the most intrigu­ SquarePa rk Sat. memories start to flood hack. Three ing work with its shifting spatial - Sun. 10/26 - young peopk, continuously onstage depths . ...the images swirl and meta­ 10/27, 9 a.m. - 4 but unseen by the adulto;,wear masks morphosize and them coalesce into a p.m. Free. 839- and portray the ghost'i ofthe past. As simple expression of formand color... 9885 the third generation, they provoke Through 10/25. Keiko Hatano Studio their parents into expressing disturb­ & Gallery, 903 Wa imanu St. 536-4899 • ing truths that they'd rather hide from Na Manao The Artist's Group cele­ themselves.- Ka ryn Kadner. Tenney brates 2- and 3-D works from 10 con­ Th eatre, St. Andrew's Cathedral, temporary artists. Through 10/27. Queen Emma Square: Thur. 10/2"1 - Nohea Gallery, Ward Warehouse, 1050 Sat. 10/26, 8 p.m.; Sun. 10/27, 6:30 Ala Moana Blvd. 599-7927 Honolulu p.m. $7. 717-,-il61 Paintings Landscape paintings by Weekly Jack Delaney and Chinese brush paintings by Cai Tian Xiong. Through Upcoming 11/1. Robyn Buntin Galleries, 900 Stories: Art Maunakea St. 523-5913 Adventures Paintings, collages and Photos ofKenya, Tanzania & Zaire 10/30 mixed media pieces by Ute Kersting. Leslie Ringe captures the wildest of Through 11/23. Che Pasta, 3571 Africa's wildlife. Tarzan not included. The Media Wa ialae Ave. 735-1777 Through 1/2/92. ParadisePa rk, 3737 Council Alex Katz Small oil paintings on Manoa Rel. 922-0202 board and masonite. Through 11/17. Pote Sangawongse Oil paintings. Speaks Contemporary Museum, 2411 Makiki Through 11/30. Moratin Gallery, 3 N. Lexus Of Hawaii. Dedicated To TheRelentle ss Pursuit Of Perfection. Heights Dr. 526-1322 Pauahi St. 521-9669 11/6 Basically Black: theDark Side of The Art of Recyclosis A bottle­ Jawaiian: Art The press release says the only cap/pull-tab baby sea turtle swim­ 17'\ I FXI 15 � The RelentleJS Pu,suitOf Perfection. guideline is "the limited palette of ming to heaven is just one of The basic black." Through 1112. Gateway Chauncey Carter's trnnsformationsof Gallery, Controversy Fo r a private showingor toreseroe your Lexus, risitour showroomat 744 Ala Moana Boulerard.Or call 54-LEXUS 1050 Nuuanu Ave. 599-1559 trash into art. Ongoing. Something (545-3987)/or rrwreinf ormationand a complimenlarybrochure. Lexus Hawaii-Aof Division ofServco Pa cificInc. Blue Skiesto DancingWaters Real- Good Cafe , 301B Hahani St., Kailua. 12 • October 23, 1991 • Honolulu Weekly